1 00:00:34,911 --> 00:00:36,329         -Is that my daughter?                        -Dad?                2 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:37,997            Do you got time                    to see your daddy?          3 00:00:38,039 --> 00:00:39,207              I guess so.             4 00:00:39,248 --> 00:00:40,208    Well, let me know where you at,  5 00:00:40,249 --> 00:00:41,209     and I'm gonna pull up on you.    6 00:00:41,250 --> 00:00:42,168             I just quit.             7 00:00:42,210 --> 00:00:43,669         I'm tired of working                     for the man.             8 00:00:43,711 --> 00:00:44,754           Stop saying that.          9 00:00:44,796 --> 00:00:46,672       I'm serious--I'm starting           my own production company.      10 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:48,091          Tell me the truth.          11 00:00:48,132 --> 00:00:50,343        Winston and I have been                having some issues.         12 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:52,220        Are you having trouble                  getting pregnant?          13 00:00:52,261 --> 00:00:53,429                 Yes.                 14 00:00:53,471 --> 00:00:55,973     [Chuck] Instead of doing what       we think we're supposed to do,    15 00:00:56,015 --> 00:01:00,186               for once,                  let's do what we want to do.     16 00:01:00,228 --> 00:01:04,273          -And what is that?                    -Not get married.          17 00:01:10,863 --> 00:01:13,699              upbeat music           18 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:17,995     Idina, do you take Hattie to         be your lawfully wedded wife?    19 00:01:18,037 --> 00:01:20,414          Who's gonna save us?       20 00:01:20,456 --> 00:01:24,252        When we decide to jump?      21 00:01:24,293 --> 00:01:26,712                 I do.                22 00:01:26,754 --> 00:01:29,090                                    23 00:01:29,132 --> 00:01:32,552       Hattie, do you take Idina         to be your lawfully wedded wife  24 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:37,682          forever and ever...                    [words echoing]           25 00:01:37,723 --> 00:01:38,516              upbeat music           26 00:01:38,558 --> 00:01:41,936          That girl is poison        27 00:01:41,978 --> 00:01:43,187                                    28 00:01:43,229 --> 00:01:44,939          Never trust a big butt                    and smile              29 00:01:44,981 --> 00:01:48,067          That girl is poison        30 00:01:48,109 --> 00:01:50,653                 Poison!               31 00:01:50,695 --> 00:01:51,821                Do you?               32 00:01:53,489 --> 00:01:55,116      Hattie, don't play with me.     33 00:01:55,158 --> 00:01:57,368     I would never play with you.                 That's right.            34 00:01:57,410 --> 00:01:58,619             -I love you.                           -Mm-hmm.               35 00:01:58,661 --> 00:02:00,163     You're the first relationship               I've ever had,            36 00:02:00,204 --> 00:02:03,166      and you're the first person              that loved me back.         37 00:02:03,207 --> 00:02:05,334          I love you, Hattie.                  [onlookers gasping]         38 00:02:05,376 --> 00:02:07,253                You do?               39 00:02:07,295 --> 00:02:09,046          Is someone getting                   married here today?         40 00:02:09,088 --> 00:02:12,175             -[both] Yes.                      -[Reverend Ty] Who?         41 00:02:12,216 --> 00:02:13,467      Which one you wanna marry?      42 00:02:13,509 --> 00:02:15,636           She does not get                      to decide that.           43 00:02:15,678 --> 00:02:17,096     [Ida B.] Even if this wasn't                  her dream,              44 00:02:17,138 --> 00:02:19,015      I would still have a choice                in the matter.            45 00:02:19,056 --> 00:02:20,975          And for the record,                   I didn't propose.          46 00:02:21,017 --> 00:02:22,101       I just asked a question.       47 00:02:22,143 --> 00:02:23,644           See, there you go                 manipulating me again.        48 00:02:23,686 --> 00:02:26,689      It's not my fault you like               being manipulated.          49 00:02:26,731 --> 00:02:28,232             I'm leaving!                      [onlookers gasping]         50 00:02:28,274 --> 00:02:29,192           [mouthing words]           51 00:02:29,233 --> 00:02:31,027      [Hattie] Idina! Idina, no!      52 00:02:31,068 --> 00:02:33,738                Idina!                53 00:02:33,779 --> 00:02:36,032           Idina, come back!          54 00:02:36,073 --> 00:02:37,867                  No!                 55 00:02:37,909 --> 00:02:39,577          Please, come back!          56 00:02:39,619 --> 00:02:43,206          Sometimes these girls                  be the bad girls          57 00:02:43,247 --> 00:02:44,332               Bad girls             58 00:02:44,373 --> 00:02:49,337             [low-pitched]                           Idina!                59 00:02:49,378 --> 00:02:51,047                  No!                 60 00:02:51,088 --> 00:02:52,924              Come back!              61 00:02:52,965 --> 00:02:56,219           Babe, it's okay.           62 00:02:56,260 --> 00:02:57,887         You were just having                     a bad dream.             63 00:02:57,929 --> 00:02:59,305            I'm right here.           64 00:02:59,347 --> 00:03:03,309        -Damn, that was crazy.                   -What happened?           65 00:03:03,351 --> 00:03:06,229             We were, uh--            66 00:03:06,270 --> 00:03:09,440          What were we doing?         67 00:03:09,482 --> 00:03:13,319       We were just hanging out,          smoking weed, reading books,     68 00:03:13,361 --> 00:03:16,405    and burning incense and stuff,                  you know?              69 00:03:17,573 --> 00:03:20,368    That sounds like a calm dream.    70 00:03:20,409 --> 00:03:24,121     Yeah, you know, I always jolt    71 00:03:24,163 --> 00:03:27,416     out of those when I'm asleep.    72 00:03:27,458 --> 00:03:29,835             -It's weird.                             -Hmm.                73 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:31,462                [sighs]               74 00:03:33,172 --> 00:03:35,091              Dang, babe.             75 00:03:35,132 --> 00:03:36,342                 Ugh.                 76 00:03:36,384 --> 00:03:37,927              Come here.              77 00:03:37,969 --> 00:03:39,345               [Hattie]                           Oh, my gosh.             78 00:03:39,387 --> 00:03:43,140          soft dramatic music        79 00:03:43,182 --> 00:03:45,059              -Thank you.                           -Mm-hmm.               80 00:03:45,101 --> 00:03:47,937                                    81 00:03:47,979 --> 00:03:49,313        Let's go back to sleep.       82 00:03:49,355 --> 00:03:52,900            Don't nobody know                 what I'm going through       83 00:03:52,942 --> 00:03:56,362                                    84 00:03:56,404 --> 00:03:59,740             They don't know                 the kind of pain I'm in       85 00:03:59,782 --> 00:04:02,827             They don't know                    what it feels like         86 00:04:02,868 --> 00:04:05,037             They don't know                     about these tits          87 00:04:05,079 --> 00:04:09,792          soft dramatic music        88 00:04:09,834 --> 00:04:12,586       It's a Monday, and I'm...     89 00:04:12,628 --> 00:04:15,798     Are you gonna keep me company        or be on your phone all day?     90 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:18,301          I can do two things                   at the same time.          91 00:04:18,342 --> 00:04:21,971       You can text Idina later.           [packaging paper rustling]      92 00:04:25,266 --> 00:04:27,476                [sighs]                         How you feeling?           93 00:04:29,353 --> 00:04:31,147                Weird.                94 00:04:31,188 --> 00:04:33,441          Yeah, it is the end                      of an era.              95 00:04:33,482 --> 00:04:37,153         I just never thought                 I'd be single again.         96 00:04:37,194 --> 00:04:38,487              Good luck.              97 00:04:38,529 --> 00:04:40,156         Is it really that bad                     out there?              98 00:04:40,197 --> 00:04:43,409       Yes. Ain't shit out here.      99 00:04:43,451 --> 00:04:45,828    So do you want to move back in?  100 00:04:45,870 --> 00:04:46,746         Is that a good idea?         101 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:48,247                I mean,                    if you wanna keep sleeping      102 00:04:48,289 --> 00:04:50,166    on Lauren's couch, be my guest.  103 00:04:50,207 --> 00:04:53,919        Yeah, I definitely got                to get out of there.         104 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:54,795              All right.              105 00:04:54,837 --> 00:04:56,630          I'll move my stuff                  back in this weekend.        106 00:04:56,672 --> 00:04:59,884          I'm looking forward                  to having you back.         107 00:04:59,925 --> 00:05:01,469           Did you miss me?           108 00:05:01,510 --> 00:05:03,596             Don't start.             109 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:06,807            [phone ringing]           110 00:05:08,684 --> 00:05:10,436          [ringtone silenced]         111 00:05:10,478 --> 00:05:14,190           -So who was that?                  -It was just my mom.         112 00:05:14,231 --> 00:05:15,608                  Oh.                 113 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:18,444    Yeah, I'll hit her back later.    114 00:05:18,486 --> 00:05:19,779          Everything's okay?          115 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,697         Yeah, she's just mad                'cause my dad's trying        116 00:05:21,739 --> 00:05:22,823      to drop back into my life.      117 00:05:22,865 --> 00:05:25,284             He invited me                 to his comedy show tonight.     118 00:05:25,326 --> 00:05:27,411          You haven't spoken                  to that man in years.        119 00:05:27,453 --> 00:05:28,996                 Yeah.                120 00:05:29,038 --> 00:05:31,916        He just dropped back in               for a little bit, so.        121 00:05:31,957 --> 00:05:33,501             Are you okay?            122 00:05:33,542 --> 00:05:36,337            Yeah. I'm fine.                          [sighs]               123 00:05:36,379 --> 00:05:40,591      I'ma go break the bad news         to Lauren that I'm moving out.    124 00:05:40,633 --> 00:05:43,094       She'll probably throw me              a sad going away party.       125 00:05:43,135 --> 00:05:45,513                 Yes.                     That's definitely happening.     126 00:05:45,554 --> 00:05:46,639       All right, I'll be back.       127 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,057                [Marie]                            Okay, bye.              128 00:05:51,060 --> 00:05:52,978              upbeat music           129 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:56,190            [phone ringing]           130 00:06:01,987 --> 00:06:03,114                Hello?                131 00:06:03,155 --> 00:06:04,615           Did you know that                Hattie's dad is in town?       132 00:06:04,657 --> 00:06:05,866             -[Nia]   He is?                           -Yeah.                133 00:06:05,908 --> 00:06:07,576            And she's going                to his comedy show tonight.     134 00:06:07,618 --> 00:06:08,744         I think we should go.        135 00:06:08,786 --> 00:06:11,664        -Why do we have to go?                -Nobody invited you.         136 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:13,874       I think we should all go.               For moral support.          137 00:06:13,916 --> 00:06:15,501              I really think                     she's freaking out.         138 00:06:15,543 --> 00:06:16,502           [doorbell chimes]          139 00:06:16,544 --> 00:06:19,213          Okay, I got to go.                    Text me the info.          140 00:06:28,514 --> 00:06:31,100     Ida. What are you doing here?    141 00:06:31,142 --> 00:06:32,893         I owe you an apology.        142 00:06:32,935 --> 00:06:34,562      Thank you for saying that,               but you didn't need         143 00:06:34,603 --> 00:06:36,480         to come all this way.        144 00:06:36,522 --> 00:06:39,066        Well, I came to do more               than just apologize.         145 00:06:39,108 --> 00:06:40,985            May I come in?            146 00:06:41,026 --> 00:06:42,111              Of course.              147 00:06:47,366 --> 00:06:49,452          Oh. Hello. I'm Ida.         148 00:06:49,493 --> 00:06:52,621           Hi, I'm Vanessa,                   Nia's younger sister.        149 00:06:52,663 --> 00:06:54,498        She's my older sister.        150 00:06:54,540 --> 00:06:57,501             Nia, I wrote                    something a while back        151 00:06:57,543 --> 00:07:00,421     and I think I'm finally ready          to put it into the world.      152 00:07:00,463 --> 00:07:02,590      -And you thought about me?              -[Ida B.] Of course.         153 00:07:02,631 --> 00:07:04,967           -What's it about?              -It's about a lot of things.     154 00:07:05,009 --> 00:07:05,759          That sounds vague.          155 00:07:05,801 --> 00:07:07,261    You have so much more to offer    156 00:07:07,303 --> 00:07:08,804        than quippy one liners                on "Cocoa's Butter."         157 00:07:08,846 --> 00:07:11,891    -Oh, is that why you fired me?          -Don't be disrespectful.       158 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:13,851    I'm just asking her a question.  159 00:07:13,893 --> 00:07:16,312              I fired you                    because your character        160 00:07:16,353 --> 00:07:17,480        had nowhere else to go.       161 00:07:17,521 --> 00:07:19,482          You fired me 'cause                you got mad at Hattie.        162 00:07:19,523 --> 00:07:20,900     You were looking for a reason             to get back at her          163 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:22,860      -and I was an easy target.                -That's not true.          164 00:07:22,902 --> 00:07:25,029            I'm an empath.                     And I'm not a pawn.         165 00:07:25,070 --> 00:07:28,282            No, you're not.                   And I believe in you.        166 00:07:28,324 --> 00:07:30,409           I actually think                    you can be a star.          167 00:07:30,451 --> 00:07:31,869               -So do I.                 -But at the rate you're going,    168 00:07:31,911 --> 00:07:33,662         you're going to be 40                before you get there.        169 00:07:33,704 --> 00:07:36,332               -I agree.                      -Don't take her side.        170 00:07:36,373 --> 00:07:39,210         I am offering you...         171 00:07:39,251 --> 00:07:40,461               the lead.              172 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:50,721        Do you promise to never                 lie to me again?           173 00:07:50,763 --> 00:07:53,766              Okay. Fine.             174 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:58,020     I'll promise you that I will          always be honest with you.      175 00:08:00,397 --> 00:08:02,399                 Okay.                176 00:08:02,441 --> 00:08:04,527        -Ahh! Congratulations!                     -[squeals]              177 00:08:04,568 --> 00:08:06,153              [laughter]              178 00:08:06,195 --> 00:08:09,156          [Vanessa chuckles]                          Ahh!                 179 00:08:10,783 --> 00:08:13,035           [mouthing words]           180 00:08:14,245 --> 00:08:15,538                 Nia.                 181 00:08:15,579 --> 00:08:17,248              What's up?              182 00:08:17,289 --> 00:08:19,750      Please give Hattie my best.     183 00:08:24,588 --> 00:08:27,633         soft suggestive music       184 00:08:27,675 --> 00:08:33,013                                    185 00:08:33,806 --> 00:08:35,724      [Quintrell] I can't believe            we about to start prep        186 00:08:35,766 --> 00:08:39,019            for this movie                     in a couple weeks.          187 00:08:39,061 --> 00:08:42,356        [Marie] I can't believe             we about to have a baby.       188 00:08:42,398 --> 00:08:44,567                Really?                     That's how we doing this?      189 00:08:44,608 --> 00:08:49,321             Yeah, really.                 What happened to your vow?      190 00:08:49,363 --> 00:08:51,073        What happened to yours?       191 00:08:51,115 --> 00:08:52,700          That's a low blow.          192 00:08:52,741 --> 00:08:55,244       You took the first swing.      193 00:08:56,495 --> 00:09:01,208                Listen.                   Sorry about your engagement.     194 00:09:01,250 --> 00:09:02,626               Are you?               195 00:09:02,668 --> 00:09:06,297       I've had my heart broken                   a few times.             196 00:09:06,338 --> 00:09:08,132             It's no fun.             197 00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:09,925             I'll survive.            198 00:09:09,967 --> 00:09:11,218              [Quintrell]                      I'm sure you will.          199 00:09:11,260 --> 00:09:15,681             But I am here               if you need anybody to talk to.  200 00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:18,767            I have friends.           201 00:09:18,809 --> 00:09:21,103             I'm not like                      your other friends.         202 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:27,401            No. You're not.           203 00:09:27,443 --> 00:09:31,196       I'm here if you need me.       204 00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:33,282                I know.               205 00:09:34,825 --> 00:09:37,036           light jazzy music         206 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:40,706              Uh, thanks                    for the going-away party,      207 00:09:40,748 --> 00:09:43,167            but you really                   didn't have to do this.       208 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:44,585           Of course I did.           209 00:09:44,627 --> 00:09:45,753       It's been such a blessing      210 00:09:45,794 --> 00:09:48,714       having you here as I heal            from my breakup with Ben.      211 00:09:48,756 --> 00:09:51,467       This is the saddest party               I've ever been to.          212 00:09:54,345 --> 00:09:56,138               Oh, shit.              213 00:09:56,180 --> 00:09:57,640                 What?                214 00:09:57,681 --> 00:09:59,266                [sighs]                             Nothing.               215 00:09:59,308 --> 00:10:00,392           What's going on?           216 00:10:00,434 --> 00:10:02,311         I just got this thing                  with my dad later          217 00:10:02,353 --> 00:10:03,896        at the Comedy Chateau.        218 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:05,481    It's kind of stressing me out.    219 00:10:05,522 --> 00:10:06,690                 Why?                 220 00:10:06,732 --> 00:10:10,903       'Cause I've seen his ass            once in the last ten years.     221 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:13,113            I'm just scared                  it's going to be weird.       222 00:10:13,155 --> 00:10:14,823            Do you want me                      to come with you?          223 00:10:14,865 --> 00:10:17,660       I have daddy issues too.       224 00:10:17,701 --> 00:10:22,081           I don't know how               that's gonna help me, so no.     225 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,165           Don't need that.           226 00:10:23,207 --> 00:10:26,168        I would offer to come,             but I hate standup comedy.      227 00:10:26,210 --> 00:10:27,920          Who the hell hates                     standup comedy?           228 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,923                I mean,                    most comedians aren't good.     229 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:33,008             I don't know.                    My dad's pretty good.        230 00:10:33,050 --> 00:10:34,802           I actually think                      you'd like him.           231 00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:36,679         I highly doubt that.         232 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:38,722          Well, why don't you                 just pull up and see?        233 00:10:38,764 --> 00:10:40,391               I'm good.              234 00:10:40,432 --> 00:10:41,392                Hattie.               235 00:10:41,433 --> 00:10:43,727       If you don't let me come,         I'm just gonna be sitting here    236 00:10:43,769 --> 00:10:46,146       waiting for the alley cat            to come hang out with me.      237 00:10:46,188 --> 00:10:50,567     Is that, like, an expression         or something where you from?     238 00:10:50,609 --> 00:10:51,694                  No.                 239 00:10:51,735 --> 00:10:56,281           Okay. Well, yes.                    Yes, you can come.          240 00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:59,660              Yes! Ready?             241 00:10:59,702 --> 00:11:00,619                Smile.                242 00:11:00,661 --> 00:11:02,955       -Like you're having fun.                 -[Hattie laughs]           243 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:06,875                                    244 00:11:06,917 --> 00:11:08,711            Standup comics                     are so fascinating.         245 00:11:08,752 --> 00:11:09,795                How so?               246 00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:12,631       It's literally their job               to make people laugh.        247 00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:14,216           That don't sound                     that hard to me.           248 00:11:14,258 --> 00:11:15,509         It's extremely hard.         249 00:11:15,551 --> 00:11:16,885       Would you want to get up               on a stage in a room         250 00:11:16,927 --> 00:11:19,054           full of strangers               and try to make them laugh?     251 00:11:19,096 --> 00:11:20,806             -I guess not.                  -Of course you wouldn't.       252 00:11:20,848 --> 00:11:21,890              It's crazy.             253 00:11:21,932 --> 00:11:24,601           And these people                    do it all the time.         254 00:11:24,643 --> 00:11:26,437          No wonder my dad's                    such a hot mess.           255 00:11:26,478 --> 00:11:27,855           I doubt they have                     a good merlot,            256 00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:29,898       but if they have anything              close, I'll take it.         257 00:11:29,940 --> 00:11:32,067         Vanessa, this is not                   the Four Seasons.          258 00:11:32,109 --> 00:11:33,318              -Obviously.                            -Okay.                259 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:36,196      I need to know how long are         we doing the roommate thing?     260 00:11:36,238 --> 00:11:38,073              I told you,                I need a little bit more time.    261 00:11:38,115 --> 00:11:39,867          You can't run away                 from your life forever.       262 00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:41,201          I don't intend to.          263 00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:44,830    But I think Winston and I need        to go to couples counseling.     264 00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:48,500     -Then call and tell him that.        -He says he can't right now.     265 00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:49,877    He does not have the bandwidth.  266 00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:52,671        Then you shouldn't have           the bandwidth to be his wife.    267 00:11:52,713 --> 00:11:54,548    You're too young to understand.  268 00:11:54,590 --> 00:11:57,176       I'm not that much younger                    than you.              269 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:58,927      You should be with someone                 that's willing            270 00:11:58,969 --> 00:12:01,430          to put in the work.         271 00:12:01,472 --> 00:12:02,306         We all deserve that.         272 00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:05,726         [upbeat music playing                    on speakers]             273 00:12:13,442 --> 00:12:14,943              [bartender]                         Here you go.             274 00:12:14,985 --> 00:12:18,447         -You come here often?                    -Oh, my God!             275 00:12:18,489 --> 00:12:21,158               Tristan,                     what are you doing here?       276 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:25,245          -I came to see you.              -How'd you know I was here?     277 00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:27,831            -You posted it.                     -Oh, yeah, I did.          278 00:12:27,873 --> 00:12:31,210      Yeah, you said, "I'm going             to the Comedy Chateau.        279 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,921       Pull up if you're in need                of a good laugh."          280 00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:36,965               -Are you?                       -I'm here, ain't I?         281 00:12:37,007 --> 00:12:40,552      - What if I were on a date?         - Oh. Is that dude Ben here?     282 00:12:40,594 --> 00:12:42,846         No, no, he's starting                  his own business,          283 00:12:42,888 --> 00:12:46,016              he doesn't                     have time until after.        284 00:12:46,058 --> 00:12:50,562          No time till after?             There's always time for that.    285 00:12:50,604 --> 00:12:51,855        I'm glad you pulled up.       286 00:12:51,897 --> 00:12:55,192                [sighs]                             Me, too.               287 00:12:55,234 --> 00:12:57,027            heartfelt music          288 00:12:57,069 --> 00:12:59,947              I miss you.             289 00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:03,826            Then you should                  come around more often.       290 00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:05,410                 Yeah?                291 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:10,499                                    292 00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:23,887              Thank you.              293 00:13:23,929 --> 00:13:25,806               For what?              294 00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:28,308     For giving me another chance.    295 00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:31,979      All I gave you was a kiss.      296 00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:33,188        You're gonna have to do                  a lot more work           297 00:13:33,230 --> 00:13:35,315            if you want me                 to give you another chance.     298 00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:37,276                 -Mm.                                -Yeah.                299 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,027              I got you.              300 00:13:39,069 --> 00:13:40,571                [host]                     Everybody make some noise!      301 00:13:40,612 --> 00:13:42,114         [cheers and applause]        302 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:44,032        So coming to the stage                     right now,              303 00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:46,493           we have a legend                    in the comedy game.         304 00:13:46,535 --> 00:13:48,787     I mean, that's just my way of        saying the man's old as shit.    305 00:13:48,829 --> 00:13:50,747        I'm just gonna be real             with you, he's old as shit.     306 00:13:50,789 --> 00:13:52,833     But he's also funny as shit.     307 00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:56,003       So I'm honored to welcome                  to the stage,            308 00:13:56,044 --> 00:14:00,215         ladies and gentlemen,                Mr. Dwayne Mitchell!         309 00:14:00,257 --> 00:14:02,968               -Come on!                     -[cheers and applause]        310 00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:06,805                -Psych!                            -[laughter]             311 00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:08,765      I guess I don't have to ask             y'all how y'all doing        312 00:14:08,807 --> 00:14:10,976     because y'all look stressed.     313 00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:14,646      Y'all look like y'all here          waiting, just waiting to see     314 00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:17,941       if your Hollywood dreams                  will come true.           315 00:14:17,983 --> 00:14:22,195       Well, sorry to tell you,                 most of them not.          316 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:28,619    That's real--all y'all out here        trying to be super stars,      317 00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:30,954       trying to be movie stars.      318 00:14:30,996 --> 00:14:35,042     Well, you should be out here              looking for a job.          319 00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:37,085                J-O-B.                320 00:14:38,295 --> 00:14:41,548         'Cause this industry                      ain't shit.             321 00:14:41,590 --> 00:14:43,425    Like my daughter, for instance.  322 00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:46,428           She came out here               chasing her Hollywood dream     323 00:14:46,470 --> 00:14:48,138          just like her dad.          324 00:14:48,180 --> 00:14:50,724             20 years ago,                  I got here, I came here,       325 00:14:50,766 --> 00:14:53,977          I had more condoms                in my pocket than money.       326 00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:55,145              [laughter]              327 00:14:55,187 --> 00:14:58,982         And I still was able             to get a few women pregnant.     328 00:14:59,024 --> 00:15:02,861      Before they found out that             I wasn't gonna be shit!       329 00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:06,907          Sometimes, you got                  to get in there early        330 00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:08,158          before they realize         331 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:12,120      their potential ain't gonna          materialize into anything.      332 00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:13,205                [sighs]               333 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:17,250         My daughter's a part               of the LGBTQIA community.      334 00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:20,629         [cheers and applause]        335 00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:26,176     Uh, glad y'all feel obligated              to clap at that.           336 00:15:26,218 --> 00:15:28,845               She's...                            [chuckles]              337 00:15:28,887 --> 00:15:31,556    Uh, she's out and she's proud.    338 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:35,602     I tried to get her to tell me          how many hoes she's had,       339 00:15:35,644 --> 00:15:37,562        but she won't tell me.        340 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:41,900       I mean, if she's anything          like her dad, she got a lot.     341 00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:42,943             I had a lot.             342 00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:44,444          When she was born,                  I had a lot of women.        343 00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:47,906    That's why I had to break out.         I'm good at juggling women,     344 00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:50,033     but I'm not good at juggling             them goddamn diapers,        345 00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:52,661         -I can tell you that.                -[scattered laughter]        346 00:15:52,703 --> 00:15:53,537                 Uh...                347 00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:54,830           [audience member]                  That's not cool, man.        348 00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:57,749           I don't want her                     to have my genes.          349 00:15:57,791 --> 00:16:00,544           D-list celebrity                    runs in our family.         350 00:16:03,714 --> 00:16:04,798            But I love her.           351 00:16:06,425 --> 00:16:11,096          It's easier for me               to express myself up here.      352 00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:14,516     That way I don't have to deal         with my emotions and shit.      353 00:16:14,558 --> 00:16:16,977          I never really been                     good at that.            354 00:16:19,104 --> 00:16:22,149           Abandonment runs                 in our blood, baby girl.       355 00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:25,569        I know this is supposed                to be funny, but--          356 00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:27,863               I guess--              357 00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:30,949             I guess what                   I'm trying to say is that      358 00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:32,826            my daughter...            359 00:16:35,245 --> 00:16:36,872       Is a better man than me.       360 00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:39,124              [laughter]              361 00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:42,502     I didn't want y'all to laugh             at that; I mean that.        362 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:47,215      All right, that's my time.                Y'all be blessed.          363 00:16:47,257 --> 00:16:50,802         [cheers and applause]        364 00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:52,220                [host]                    Okay, okay, let's give it up     365 00:16:52,262 --> 00:16:55,932             one more time                    for Dwayne Mitchell!         366 00:16:55,974 --> 00:16:58,185             You know what                     I realized tonight?         367 00:16:58,226 --> 00:16:59,144             What's that?             368 00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:02,064           sentimental music         369 00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:06,943           That my dad is--              he isn't just my dad, you know?  370 00:17:06,985 --> 00:17:09,821          He's just this dude                   out in the world           371 00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:11,740     trying to figure it all out.     372 00:17:11,782 --> 00:17:13,408                I know.               373 00:17:17,287 --> 00:17:20,791       When you're alone at 30...   374 00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:22,709                 -Hey.                       -[Dwayne] There she is.       375 00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:27,923           When you feel life,               life's passed you by...       376 00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:29,549                  So.                 377 00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:31,718                -What?                               -What?                378 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:32,552                  Oh.                 379 00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:34,513    -What'd you think about my set?            -Oh, it was good.          380 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:38,266    It was good, yeah. We loved it.  381 00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:42,187        -So you must be Idina.               -That's me. [chuckles]        382 00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:45,440              -She cute.                     -Thank you. [chuckles]        383 00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:48,985         He'll be by your side       384 00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:51,154            We're all looking                    for a change...           385 00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:54,825      Take care of my baby girl,                      okay?                386 00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:56,785              -All right?                            -Yeah.                387 00:17:56,827 --> 00:18:01,123                                    388 00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:02,207                A'ight.               389 00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:04,960            We're all looking                      for a change            390 00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:07,129        [Dwayne clears throat]        391 00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:11,341       Shifting our circumstance     392 00:18:11,383 --> 00:18:13,802            We're all looking                    for a change...           393 00:18:13,844 --> 00:18:16,805         I'll see you around.         394 00:18:16,847 --> 00:18:18,765               Bye, Dad.              395 00:18:18,807 --> 00:18:21,101             In the weather          396 00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:26,481                                    397 00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:33,947        When you're alone at 30      398 00:18:33,989 --> 00:18:36,158                                    399 00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:38,118         When you feel life...       400 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:40,704            There you are.                    I thought y'all left.        401 00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:42,873             No, not yet.             402 00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:44,958         How are you feeling?         403 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:48,628           -I'll be a'ight.                      -Yes, you will.           404 00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:51,756             Nia, you sure                I can't give you a ride home?    405 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:54,217     -No, I'm going to ride with--           -She can ride with you.       406 00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:57,470       I will call myself a car.      407 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,390               [Tristan]                         Are you ready?            408 00:19:00,432 --> 00:19:01,808           All right. Peace.          409 00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:04,436             -[Marie] Bye.                         -Bye, now.              410 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:07,772       Well, so much for hanging                 with the girls.           411 00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:10,025      Welcome to the single life.     412 00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:12,986           Is there anything                  you want to tell me?         413 00:19:13,028 --> 00:19:15,864     I don't know. What you mean?     414 00:19:15,906 --> 00:19:18,909        I don't know, I just--        415 00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:21,119             I just wanna                    make sure you're good.        416 00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:24,080           Me? Oh, I'm good.          417 00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:28,210              I promise.              418 00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:31,171        Okay. Well, goodnight.        419 00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:32,589               [Hattie]                            Goodnight.              420 00:19:32,631 --> 00:19:34,132              Let me know                    when you get home safe?       421 00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:35,967                [Marie]                           I always do.             422 00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:41,097                                    423 00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:50,899      [sighs] You sure you don't            want to go home with me?       424 00:19:50,941 --> 00:19:51,900                [sighs]                               Nah.                 425 00:19:51,942 --> 00:19:53,860       I know you got to wake up           hella early in the morning,     426 00:19:53,902 --> 00:19:55,528           so I'll be fine.           427 00:19:55,570 --> 00:19:58,198       -Will I see you tomorrow?                     -Yeah.                428 00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:05,497    You were right. I did like him.  429 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:09,251                 Yeah?                    What was your favorite joke?     430 00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:12,671      The D-list celebrity thing                 made me smile.            431 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:15,924            Well, I'm glad                     that spoke to you.          432 00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:23,473             Are you okay?            433 00:20:25,183 --> 00:20:27,978                [sighs]                            Not really.             434 00:20:28,019 --> 00:20:29,896              I get that.             435 00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:31,856               -You do?                              -Yeah.                436 00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:35,527    Most of the time I'm not okay,             but I just say I am         437 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:38,488        'cause it feels weird,                    to be honest.            438 00:20:38,530 --> 00:20:40,532         I know what you mean.        439 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:43,076          That's why I liked                     your dad's set.           440 00:20:43,118 --> 00:20:44,953          He told the truth.          441 00:20:44,995 --> 00:20:49,499            Too much truth.              And it was hella uncomfortable.  442 00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:52,460    I think it was supposed to be.    443 00:20:55,005 --> 00:20:56,339              That's me.              444 00:20:56,381 --> 00:20:59,301            That's me, so.            445 00:20:59,342 --> 00:21:02,095              -All right.                        -[both chuckle]           446 00:21:02,137 --> 00:21:05,432        -I'm--I'ma go this way.                 -[laughing] Okay.          447 00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,809        -You have a good night.                -[Courtney] Thanks.         448 00:21:11,521 --> 00:21:12,939                [sighs]               449 00:21:14,399 --> 00:21:17,777           [engine grinding]          450 00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:25,702               Goddamn!                             [groans]               451 00:21:26,411 --> 00:21:27,871           You need a ride?           452 00:21:30,081 --> 00:21:31,875              Yeah, I do.             453 00:21:46,765 --> 00:21:49,142          So what do you want                     to listen to?            454 00:21:49,184 --> 00:21:50,643        What? I get to choose?        455 00:21:50,685 --> 00:21:52,562       Yeah, but choose wisely.       456 00:21:52,604 --> 00:21:55,482     See, now you putting too much        pressure on me, I don't know.    457 00:21:55,523 --> 00:21:59,402        Just give me an artist                 and a song, silly.          458 00:21:59,444 --> 00:22:00,820                 Uh...                459 00:22:00,862 --> 00:22:04,866       -2 Chainz, "It's a Vibe."             -Ooh, I love that song.       460 00:22:04,908 --> 00:22:06,993            I know, right?                I ain't heard it in a minute.    461 00:22:07,035 --> 00:22:09,245      -[2 Chainz's "It's a Vibe"]                     - Yah               462 00:22:09,287 --> 00:22:11,331          -You smoke, right?                    -Have you met me?          463 00:22:11,373 --> 00:22:13,333               -[laughs]                             -What?                464 00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:15,543     Well, I just got some shit in                from Jamaica             465 00:22:15,585 --> 00:22:19,923         if you want to swing                by my crib real quick.        466 00:22:19,964 --> 00:22:21,466               Let's go.              467 00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:24,386              That's a vibe,                      she wanna vibe           468 00:22:24,427 --> 00:22:27,472        That's a vibe, yeah, uh      469 00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:29,224             That's a vibe           470 00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:30,642              It's a vibe            471 00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:34,104              That's a vibe,                        yeah, yeah             472 00:22:34,145 --> 00:22:35,605             That's a vibe           473 00:22:35,647 --> 00:22:37,315            Oh, it's a vibe          474 00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:40,026           And that's a vibe         475 00:22:40,068 --> 00:22:40,902                  Yeah               476 00:22:40,944 --> 00:22:43,738              That's a vibe,                      she wanna vibe           477 00:22:43,780 --> 00:22:46,491           That's a vibe, yeah,                     yeah, yeah             478 00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:48,618          Yeah, that's a vibe        479 00:22:48,660 --> 00:22:50,620             She wanna vibe          480 00:22:50,662 --> 00:22:52,288             That's a vibe           481 00:22:52,330 --> 00:22:54,707        It's a vibe, yeah, yeah      482 00:22:57,585 --> 00:23:00,672            energetic music          483 00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:30,951