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Provided by explosiveskull
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M_I_SForEver
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[sweeping music]
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♪ ♪
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[intense music]
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Hey, kids.
You know what time it is?
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It's birthday time!
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♪ It's your birthday
and we want you to have fun ♪
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♪ It's your birthday,
so let's party, everyone ♪
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♪ It's your birthday ♪
[creature growls]
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♪ And we want you
to have fun ♪
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♪ It's your birthday,
so let's party, everyone ♪
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Okay now, kids,
clap your hands
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like there's no tomorrow.
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♪ We welcome you to Willy's
where everyone's your friend ♪
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That's right.
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♪ Here at Willy's Wonderland ♪
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♪ The good times never end ♪
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[creature snarls]
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[growls]
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[suspenseful music]
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♪ ♪
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[growls]
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[screams]
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Carl!
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♪ ♪
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♪ It's your birthday
and we want you to have fun ♪
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♪ It's your birthday,
so let's party, everyone ♪
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Okay now, kids,
clap your hands
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like there's no tomorrow.
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♪ We welcome you to Willy's
where everyone's your friend ♪
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[screams]
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[intense music]
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[engine revving]
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♪ ♪
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[tires squeal]
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♪ ♪
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[tires pop]
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[brakes squeal]
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[air whistling out of tires]
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[tense music]
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♪ ♪
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[crows cawing]
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[chains rattling]
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♪ ♪
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Ah.
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♪ ♪
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Yeah, I tell everybody
that attempts the 50,
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there ain't shit out here,
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but you gotta be prepared
for anything.
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A bunch of fun-loving kids
stole the zigzag
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out of the back of the
sheriff's pickup a month ago.
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Guess you found it for 'em.
[laughs]
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You know what some folks
consider funny?
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Just ruin
a man's whole damn day.
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God's honest truth.
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Now, where'd you say
you're from?
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Oh, you're one of those guys
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that don't wanna look back,
huh?
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You're one where the past lives
in the past, huh?
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Yeah, I understand.
No, I can't blame you.
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I mean, we all got
so much baggage.
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I just say, move forward.
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You're a rolling stone.
Yup.
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We had a car chase around here
a while back.
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Some boy got up
to 150 miles an hour,
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just launched it right off
Tension's Peak, man.
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It's like a superhero.
It went fwoom!
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Carnage was terrible.
It was just... wow.
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[intense music]
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♪ ♪
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[siren wails]
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Oh, fuck me.
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♪ ♪
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[engine revving]
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- Will you just stop it?
- Open the door!
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I'll open the damn door.
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What the hell
is wrong with you?
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No!
God damn it.
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Hey Jed, what's up?
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This old boy had
the misfortune
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of finding your zigzags
out there.
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I figured
I'd bring 'em back to you.
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- He all right?
- Yeah, he'll be all right.
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Tire's not, but he'll be fine.
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He had this pretty Camaro
right here.
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Yes, yes, it was
that ocean blue...
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[soft music]
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♪ ♪
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Jed, I'll come by
and get 'em later.
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All turning around,
spinning out, everything.
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He just slid right in there
and then pop, pop...
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I don't have time
for this today, okay?
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Yes, ma'am.
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[engine turns over]
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- Take this off me.
- Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
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There's not a chance in hell
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I'm letting you out
of this trailer tonight.
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I hate you.
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Oh, talk sweet to me
all you want.
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Get down.
You know the drill. Get down.
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- Get out of my way.
- Come here.
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What the hell are you doing?
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- Wait.
- I'll be back in the morning.
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What... how the hell
am I supposed to eat?
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How am I supposed
to take a piss?
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There are chips
is on the coffee table
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and a bucket on the floor.
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Try not to make a mess.
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You're a bitch.
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Oh, I love you too.
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[smooches]
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♪ ♪
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[tense musical stings]
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Hey, it's gonna be
about $250 for the tow,
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and we'll need
all four tires replaced.
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And there was something wrong
with that chip, I think.
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But I can fix it
for about $1,000.
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Yep.
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No, cash only. Uh-uh, no.
And in advance.
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Yeah, I don't take
no plastic credit cards.
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Oh, that over there.
[chuckles]
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Yeah, we ain't got
no internet in Hayesville.
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Yeah, so all the ATMs,
they just don't work.
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Yeah, we were gonna get it,
but they just didn't.
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[laughs]
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You ain't got the cash, huh?
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Now ain't that a dilly
of a pickle?
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Hmm.
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You willing to work it off?
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Okay, then.
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I think I've got somebody
who can accommodate.
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[keypad beeping]
[line rings]
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Hey, kid.
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I got a guy for you.
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[train whistle blows]
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You want god to laugh,
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you tell him your plans.
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[laughs]
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Howdy there, partner.
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My name is Tex,
same as the state.
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Got the handle Macadoo.
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Welcome to Willy's Wonderland.
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- Yeah, he don't talk much.
- And I respect that.
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I enjoy a man of few words.
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Well, business is not
what it used to be,
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but I am fixing to reopen
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and make Willy's
better than ever.
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Anyway, enough horseshit.
Here's my offer.
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You spend the night
cleaning Willy's Wonderland
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and I will pay
to have your car fixed.
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I go on in tomorrow,
you come out of there,
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and your ride will be
ready for you right there.
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Deal?
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[tense music]
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♪ ♪
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If not, I got places to be.
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[chuckles]
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All right. All right.
[chuckles]
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Let's go inside.
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Good luck, mister.
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[door squeaks]
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Watch your step.
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Check this out.
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Hey kids,
it's Willy the Weasel.
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Welcome to my wonderland.
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Come on down
and meet the gang.
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We've got Arty the Alligator,
Siren Sara,
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Cammy the Chameleon,
Gus Gorilla,
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Knighty Knight,
Ozzie the Ostrich,
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and Tito the Turtle.
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♪ It's your birthday,
so let's party, everyone ♪
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♪ It's your birthday
and we want you to have fun ♪
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♪ It's your birthday,
so let's party, everyone ♪
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We had some great times.
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Kids laughing, smiling,
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eating hot dogs,
opening presents.
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♪ ♪
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You know the story, right?
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Well, some of these
little bastards start crawling
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over the characters,
they get hurt.
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A couple of lawsuits later
from Mommy Safety Organizations
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and wham, bam, thank you ma'am,
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we're out of business.
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Shut us right down.
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♪ ♪
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Damn thing always gets jammed.
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[sighs]
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Yeah.
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This stuff oughta do the trick.
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Broom, mop, bucket,
drain snake,
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Windex, rags,
whatever you need, we got it.
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Oh, lookee here.
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Congratulations.
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You are officially on staff.
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[sighs]
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Well, pal,
it's gonna be dark soon.
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I'll be back in the morning
with that car of yours
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dapper and ready to drive
or my name is not Tex Macadoo.
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[chuckles]
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Help yourself to whatever
you can find in the kitchen.
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It's on the house.
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And be sure to take breaks.
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Always good to pace yourself.
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That's it.
Good luck.
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[exhales]
Damn.
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I thought you quit.
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My last one.
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[sighs]
Piece of shit.
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All right,
let's get the hell outta here.
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I can't stand to hear
a grown man scream.
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- Liv, you in there?
- Oh, shit.
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Yeah, I'm in here.
Can you help me out?
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- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- Okay, calm down, dude.
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No need to be a superhero.
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- Oh!
- Oh, my God.
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Oh, damn it! Oh!
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Nice one, genius.
The door was unlocked.
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How am I supposed
to know that?
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Oh, shit.
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Let me see if we can find
something
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to get you out of that.
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She gave you a bucket?
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Bitch is wicked.
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- Liv, you okay?
- Are you okay?
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Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. Just...
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I found a screwdriver.
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What the hell are we gonna do
with a screwdriver?
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Have y'all never worn
handcuffs before?
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Oh, shut up.
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Why not just look
for the key?
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What the hell am I looking
in the fridge for?
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God, these eggs are
definitely bad.
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We need, like, a saw
or a pliers or something.
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- Pliers?
- Can't find no key in here.
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- Shut up and find something.
- You shut up!
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You ain't had no handcuffs on.
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[clears throat]
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Gee, thanks for the help, guys.
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- Cool. We good.
- Yo.
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Come on. We're late.
I saw the bait already.
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Where?
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Well, he was with Jed
in his truck.
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Probably locked inside Willy's
by now.
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Well, let's roll out.
I wanna see that bitch burn.
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Yeah, burn, baby, burn.
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Wait, guys, this isn't
for your entertainment, okay?
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It's for doing what's right.
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It's gotta be
a little entertaining.
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Look, I wanna see
them freak bastards die
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for what I see 'em do.
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Shut up, dude.
What have you seen them do?
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Remember that one time
I was...
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Okay, shut up.
Guys.
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If we're doing this,
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we're gonna do this
as a mission,
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not a field trip.
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Are you with me or not?
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Yeah, we're with you, Liv.
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Whatever you say.
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Yeah.
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00:16:12,030 --> 00:16:14,667
All right. Let's do this.
262
00:16:14,700 --> 00:16:17,536
[high-energy music]
263
00:16:17,569 --> 00:16:24,543
♪ ♪
264
00:16:37,088 --> 00:16:39,558
[watch beeps]
265
00:16:59,745 --> 00:17:02,715
[eerie music]
266
00:17:02,748 --> 00:17:09,755
♪ ♪
267
00:17:26,438 --> 00:17:27,607
[squeaks]
268
00:17:36,616 --> 00:17:39,484
[door creaks]
269
00:17:46,626 --> 00:17:53,633
♪ ♪
270
00:17:55,968 --> 00:17:58,269
[door bangs]
271
00:17:58,303 --> 00:18:05,477
♪ ♪
272
00:18:17,857 --> 00:18:21,627
[groaning and creaking]
273
00:18:21,661 --> 00:18:24,830
[rattling]
274
00:18:34,205 --> 00:18:37,342
[watch beeping]
275
00:18:49,689 --> 00:18:51,824
[sighs]
276
00:18:51,857 --> 00:18:54,827
[mysterious music]
277
00:18:54,860 --> 00:19:01,734
♪ ♪
278
00:19:26,058 --> 00:19:29,561
[watch beeping]
279
00:19:35,735 --> 00:19:38,871
[eerie music]
280
00:19:38,904 --> 00:19:41,874
[heavy breathing]
281
00:19:41,907 --> 00:19:48,748
♪ ♪
282
00:20:11,604 --> 00:20:14,740
[ominous music building]
283
00:20:14,774 --> 00:20:21,614
♪ ♪
284
00:20:41,834 --> 00:20:43,969
[animatronic creaks]
285
00:20:58,818 --> 00:21:00,451
[creaks]
286
00:21:00,485 --> 00:21:02,288
I'm gonna feast on your face!
287
00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:05,825
[suspenseful music]
288
00:21:07,827 --> 00:21:10,296
♪ ♪
289
00:21:10,361 --> 00:21:12,131
[growls]
290
00:21:12,164 --> 00:21:14,667
♪ ♪
291
00:21:14,700 --> 00:21:15,835
[roars]
292
00:21:17,502 --> 00:21:20,471
[tense music]
293
00:21:20,505 --> 00:21:26,145
♪ ♪
294
00:21:26,178 --> 00:21:29,148
[suspenseful music]
295
00:21:29,181 --> 00:21:32,318
[grunting]
296
00:21:32,350 --> 00:21:33,819
[roars]
297
00:21:33,853 --> 00:21:37,656
♪ ♪
298
00:21:37,690 --> 00:21:39,992
[roars]
299
00:21:40,025 --> 00:21:42,828
[grunting]
300
00:21:42,862 --> 00:21:43,829
[shrieks]
301
00:21:43,863 --> 00:21:48,334
[grunting]
302
00:21:48,366 --> 00:21:51,337
[screaming]
303
00:21:51,369 --> 00:21:58,543
♪ ♪
304
00:22:36,414 --> 00:22:40,085
[tongue clicking]
305
00:22:50,596 --> 00:22:53,399
Sheriff, if I may,
306
00:22:53,431 --> 00:22:56,235
why'd you request the state
to send backup for one night
307
00:22:56,268 --> 00:22:59,071
to curfew a place
the size of a postage stamp?
308
00:22:59,104 --> 00:23:01,240
[laughs]
309
00:23:01,273 --> 00:23:03,075
Oh, don't get me wrong.
310
00:23:03,108 --> 00:23:06,912
I got a wife and kid on the way
and I do love the overtime pay.
311
00:23:06,946 --> 00:23:09,782
- Double overtime.
- Right.
312
00:23:14,954 --> 00:23:18,757
So what's the plan
the rest of the evening?
313
00:23:18,791 --> 00:23:20,759
- See that phone?
- Yeah.
314
00:23:20,793 --> 00:23:23,796
We're gonna sit here
and pray it don't ring.
315
00:23:25,463 --> 00:23:26,765
Copy that.
316
00:23:26,799 --> 00:23:28,466
[dramatic musical sting]
317
00:23:36,141 --> 00:23:37,810
[chains rattle]
318
00:23:45,985 --> 00:23:48,654
[watch beeps]
319
00:24:07,339 --> 00:24:09,141
[groans]
320
00:24:09,174 --> 00:24:12,011
[relaxed jazz music]
321
00:24:12,044 --> 00:24:19,018
♪ ♪
322
00:24:30,195 --> 00:24:33,365
[watch beeping]
323
00:24:33,399 --> 00:24:40,339
♪ ♪
324
00:24:40,372 --> 00:24:44,676
[door creaks]
325
00:24:44,710 --> 00:24:46,345
[tense electronic music]
326
00:24:46,378 --> 00:24:49,348
[light buzzing]
327
00:24:49,381 --> 00:24:56,221
♪ ♪
328
00:25:44,470 --> 00:25:47,439
[chipper music]
329
00:25:47,473 --> 00:25:50,242
♪ ♪
330
00:25:50,275 --> 00:25:52,077
♪ To the beat ♪
331
00:25:52,111 --> 00:25:55,914
♪ Whistle loud, whistle low ♪
332
00:25:55,948 --> 00:25:59,418
♪ Sway your hips
and here we go ♪
333
00:25:59,451 --> 00:26:01,588
- Hey, Tito.
- Hola, Willy.
334
00:26:01,620 --> 00:26:03,622
I hear that there's
a birthday boy
335
00:26:03,655 --> 00:26:05,090
in the audience tonight.
336
00:26:05,124 --> 00:26:07,259
Sí, Willy.
Cantamos.
337
00:26:07,292 --> 00:26:11,096
♪ It's your birthday
and we want you to have fun ♪
338
00:26:11,130 --> 00:26:15,100
♪ It's your birthday,
so let's party, everyone ♪
339
00:26:15,134 --> 00:26:18,637
♪ It's your birthday
and we want you to have fun ♪
340
00:26:18,670 --> 00:26:19,938
[distorting]
♪ It's your birthday ♪
341
00:26:19,972 --> 00:26:22,141
♪ So let's party, everyone ♪
342
00:26:25,644 --> 00:26:26,778
[door creaks]
343
00:26:26,812 --> 00:26:29,781
[eerie music]
344
00:26:29,815 --> 00:26:36,989
♪ ♪
345
00:26:50,836 --> 00:26:54,173
Let's play hide and seek.
346
00:26:56,842 --> 00:27:01,013
♪ You'll never find me ♪
347
00:27:01,046 --> 00:27:04,651
I'm gonna eat your eyes out
and then feast on your soul.
348
00:27:04,683 --> 00:27:08,487
[distorted laugh]
349
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:13,158
You're as icy as an igloo.
350
00:27:13,192 --> 00:27:14,661
Happy day.
351
00:27:14,693 --> 00:27:17,329
You're getting warmer.
352
00:27:17,362 --> 00:27:19,698
You're as hot
as a pancake on a grill
353
00:27:19,731 --> 00:27:21,366
and just as yummy.
354
00:27:29,708 --> 00:27:32,211
[roars]
355
00:27:32,244 --> 00:27:33,378
Gorilla greetings.
356
00:27:33,412 --> 00:27:34,713
[snarls]
357
00:27:34,746 --> 00:27:37,849
[grunting]
358
00:27:37,883 --> 00:27:40,852
[suspenseful music]
359
00:27:40,886 --> 00:27:43,522
♪ ♪
360
00:27:43,555 --> 00:27:46,892
[cackles]
361
00:27:46,925 --> 00:27:49,528
[laughs]
That tickles.
362
00:27:49,561 --> 00:27:55,200
♪ ♪
363
00:27:55,234 --> 00:27:57,736
[cackles]
364
00:27:57,769 --> 00:28:04,910
♪ ♪
365
00:28:12,585 --> 00:28:15,220
But we were friends.
366
00:28:15,254 --> 00:28:18,423
[grunting]
367
00:28:22,294 --> 00:28:24,429
[sparks fizzle]
368
00:28:38,277 --> 00:28:42,114
[grunting]
369
00:28:58,830 --> 00:29:01,768
[ominous music]
370
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:08,974
♪ ♪
371
00:29:24,990 --> 00:29:29,828
[watch beeping]
372
00:29:37,670 --> 00:29:40,839
[sighing]
373
00:30:03,562 --> 00:30:06,833
["Pop Goes the Weasel"]
[table dinging]
374
00:30:06,865 --> 00:30:09,501
♪ ♪
375
00:30:09,534 --> 00:30:10,502
Ah.
376
00:30:10,535 --> 00:30:13,205
[watch beeps]
377
00:30:16,041 --> 00:30:19,010
[driving music]
378
00:30:19,044 --> 00:30:25,884
♪ ♪
379
00:30:47,072 --> 00:30:48,540
- Hey, Chris.
- What?
380
00:30:48,573 --> 00:30:50,375
Can you pour gas
literally anywhere else?
381
00:30:50,409 --> 00:30:51,878
I'm sorry you pour
like crap, Aaron.
382
00:30:51,910 --> 00:30:53,378
You're pouring gas
on top of my gas.
383
00:30:53,412 --> 00:30:54,747
All right,
let me go over here
384
00:30:54,781 --> 00:30:56,548
- and I'll just paint the bush.
- Perfect. Thank you.
385
00:30:56,582 --> 00:30:59,886
Hey, you blowing bubbles?
Bring your ass.
386
00:30:59,918 --> 00:31:00,887
You forgot the lighter,
didn't you?
387
00:31:00,919 --> 00:31:02,053
No, I didn't.
388
00:31:02,087 --> 00:31:03,388
- Then let me see it.
- Oh, my God.
389
00:31:03,422 --> 00:31:05,591
There you go.
Yeah, all right.
390
00:31:09,428 --> 00:31:11,062
Wait, wait, wait.
Uh-uh. Not yet.
391
00:31:11,096 --> 00:31:12,899
- [scoffs]
- That guy's still in there.
392
00:31:12,931 --> 00:31:14,433
We gotta get him out first.
393
00:31:16,803 --> 00:31:18,069
[knocking at window]
394
00:31:18,103 --> 00:31:21,607
Hey, sir! Sir!
395
00:31:21,641 --> 00:31:23,942
You're not safe in there.
We gotta get you out.
396
00:31:27,946 --> 00:31:29,916
- Hey!
- Well, that was rude.
397
00:31:29,948 --> 00:31:31,249
Hey, look,
if he don't wanna be safe,
398
00:31:31,283 --> 00:31:32,752
it's his ass, not ours.
399
00:31:32,785 --> 00:31:34,085
Tough shit.
400
00:31:34,119 --> 00:31:35,420
I'm getting him out
whether he likes it or not.
401
00:31:35,454 --> 00:31:36,756
You wanna go in there
with those things?
402
00:31:36,789 --> 00:31:37,924
Are you high?
403
00:31:37,956 --> 00:31:39,257
Look, if he wanna
be cremated,
404
00:31:39,291 --> 00:31:40,593
- that's his business.
- Yeah.
405
00:31:40,626 --> 00:31:41,960
I'm sorry,
but I'm just not okay
406
00:31:41,993 --> 00:31:43,428
with letting somebody
burn alive in there
407
00:31:43,462 --> 00:31:46,599
if we can do something
about it.
408
00:31:46,632 --> 00:31:48,601
- She's right.
- Of course she is, Chris.
409
00:31:48,634 --> 00:31:49,602
Oh, shut up!
410
00:31:49,635 --> 00:31:51,102
Hurry this shit up
so we can go home.
411
00:31:51,136 --> 00:31:52,437
I'll figure out
how to get inside,
412
00:31:52,471 --> 00:31:54,272
but I'm not putting
you guys in danger.
413
00:31:54,306 --> 00:31:57,610
You just figure out
how to get us out once I do.
414
00:31:57,643 --> 00:31:59,144
Okay.
415
00:32:03,683 --> 00:32:07,986
[air duct clunking]
416
00:32:08,019 --> 00:32:10,957
[eerie music]
417
00:32:10,989 --> 00:32:18,163
♪ ♪
418
00:32:56,368 --> 00:32:59,504
[suspenseful music]
419
00:32:59,538 --> 00:33:06,244
♪ ♪
420
00:33:09,882 --> 00:33:12,517
[growling]
421
00:33:12,551 --> 00:33:16,521
♪ ♪
422
00:33:16,555 --> 00:33:19,224
[snarls]
423
00:33:21,727 --> 00:33:23,194
I didn't even know
you smoked.
424
00:33:23,228 --> 00:33:26,064
[coughs]
Where'd you get this?
425
00:33:26,097 --> 00:33:28,034
I grew it myself.
I call it No Clue.
426
00:33:28,066 --> 00:33:30,736
- How much THC is in it?
- No clue.
427
00:33:30,770 --> 00:33:32,038
- [coughs]
- [whimpers]
428
00:33:32,070 --> 00:33:34,439
- What?
- I'm cold.
429
00:33:34,941 --> 00:33:37,911
[eerie music]
430
00:33:37,944 --> 00:33:44,951
♪ ♪
431
00:33:58,297 --> 00:34:00,432
[shrieks]
432
00:34:00,466 --> 00:34:02,969
I've waited so long
for a girl to play with.
433
00:34:05,806 --> 00:34:08,474
[shrieks]
434
00:34:08,507 --> 00:34:10,277
- Wanna see my treehouse?
- Uh-uh.
435
00:34:10,309 --> 00:34:12,645
Not today, girlfriend.
436
00:34:12,678 --> 00:34:14,114
[giggles]
437
00:34:14,147 --> 00:34:16,448
Ow.
438
00:34:16,482 --> 00:34:18,785
Come play with me.
439
00:34:18,819 --> 00:34:24,657
♪ ♪
440
00:34:24,690 --> 00:34:30,329
♪ Ring around the rosie ♪
441
00:34:30,362 --> 00:34:36,169
♪ A pocketful of posies ♪
442
00:34:36,203 --> 00:34:41,640
♪ Ashes, ashes ♪
443
00:34:41,674 --> 00:34:45,477
♪ We all fall ♪
444
00:34:45,511 --> 00:34:48,647
[screams]
445
00:34:48,681 --> 00:34:50,150
Holy shit.
Guys, that was Liv.
446
00:34:50,183 --> 00:34:51,650
We gotta go after her.
447
00:34:51,684 --> 00:34:52,819
I'm out this bitch.
Y'all playing.
448
00:34:52,853 --> 00:34:54,653
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Both: Bobby!
449
00:34:54,687 --> 00:34:56,323
What?
450
00:34:56,355 --> 00:34:58,158
Are y'all serious right now?
451
00:34:58,191 --> 00:34:59,993
We supposed to go in there
and get killed too?
452
00:35:00,026 --> 00:35:01,828
You wanna stay here?
We gotta do something.
453
00:35:01,862 --> 00:35:03,529
No, I actually wanna leave,
454
00:35:03,562 --> 00:35:05,497
and I thought y'all might
want to also, but I don't care.
455
00:35:05,531 --> 00:35:07,366
- Fine. I'll go.
- No, no, I'll go.
456
00:35:07,399 --> 00:35:09,501
No, wait... hey, stop, stop.
457
00:35:09,535 --> 00:35:11,004
This is Liv
we're talking about.
458
00:35:11,037 --> 00:35:13,672
- Move out of the way.
- What? No!
459
00:35:13,706 --> 00:35:15,876
Damn!
460
00:35:15,909 --> 00:35:18,011
Hey, hey. Whoa, hey.
Y'all look away.
461
00:35:18,044 --> 00:35:20,713
Baby, God damn.
Hey, y'all back up, man.
462
00:35:21,915 --> 00:35:28,889
♪ ♪
463
00:35:40,566 --> 00:35:42,369
[branches snap]
464
00:35:42,401 --> 00:35:46,373
[both grunt]
465
00:35:46,405 --> 00:35:48,375
Thank God you're still alive.
We gotta get you outta here.
466
00:35:48,407 --> 00:35:49,708
I stopped that bitch,
467
00:35:49,742 --> 00:35:52,379
but that won't keep her away
for long, so...
468
00:35:52,411 --> 00:35:53,712
hey!
469
00:35:53,746 --> 00:35:57,217
Did you not hear
what I just said?
470
00:35:57,250 --> 00:35:58,885
Hey!
471
00:35:58,919 --> 00:36:05,424
♪ ♪
472
00:36:06,126 --> 00:36:09,561
We go in, fast, we split up,
and as soon as we find Liv
473
00:36:09,595 --> 00:36:12,564
and this janitor dude,
we're out.
474
00:36:12,598 --> 00:36:14,267
- Hmm.
- What, Aaron?
475
00:36:14,301 --> 00:36:16,403
We just don't need any more
Batman bullshit, all right?
476
00:36:16,435 --> 00:36:17,736
Okay. Thank you.
Yeah, I know.
477
00:36:17,770 --> 00:36:19,738
It's only going to make it
less safe for everyone else.
478
00:36:19,772 --> 00:36:23,076
You mean
kinda like Liv just did?
479
00:36:23,109 --> 00:36:24,911
Excuse me?
480
00:36:24,945 --> 00:36:27,746
Say what you gotta say.
Speak up.
481
00:36:27,781 --> 00:36:30,083
Now's the time, Dan.
482
00:36:30,116 --> 00:36:32,751
You ain't gonna say it?
483
00:36:32,786 --> 00:36:34,453
Do you guys have
something in mind?
484
00:36:34,486 --> 00:36:35,621
Hell yeah, we do.
485
00:36:35,654 --> 00:36:37,290
Everything you telling us
not to do,
486
00:36:37,324 --> 00:36:40,093
that's exactly what your dream
girl got us up here doing.
487
00:36:40,126 --> 00:36:42,262
And now we probably all getting
fucked up because of it.
488
00:36:42,295 --> 00:36:44,431
- Bobby.
- What?
489
00:36:44,496 --> 00:36:46,132
Am I lying?
490
00:36:46,166 --> 00:36:49,936
No, I'm not. It's the truth.
491
00:36:49,970 --> 00:36:52,939
- Fine. I'll just go myself.
- Oh, whatever, Chris.
492
00:36:52,973 --> 00:36:55,607
When are you getting it through
your thick-ass skull, huh?
493
00:36:55,641 --> 00:36:57,110
Kissing that ass
494
00:36:57,143 --> 00:36:59,112
ain't gonna get you
that ass, playboy.
495
00:36:59,145 --> 00:37:00,981
It'll more than likely
get you killed,
496
00:37:01,014 --> 00:37:04,150
and ain't nobody,
except for you, baby,
497
00:37:04,184 --> 00:37:06,453
worth none of this bullshit
you got us up here doing.
498
00:37:06,485 --> 00:37:08,955
So you know what?
I'm out this bitch.
499
00:37:08,989 --> 00:37:10,824
Baby, let's go.
500
00:37:13,026 --> 00:37:15,161
No, Chris! Chris!
501
00:37:15,195 --> 00:37:17,297
- Oh, shit!
- [screams]
502
00:37:17,330 --> 00:37:20,467
Bobby!
503
00:37:20,499 --> 00:37:23,136
[all scream]
504
00:37:23,169 --> 00:37:24,471
[groans]
505
00:37:24,503 --> 00:37:26,973
- God damn!
- Everybody okay?
506
00:37:27,007 --> 00:37:29,009
- Yeah.
- Nice of you guys to join us.
507
00:37:31,677 --> 00:37:32,812
Wait, what are you guys
doing here?
508
00:37:32,846 --> 00:37:34,513
Oh, my God.
Liv, you're alive.
509
00:37:36,883 --> 00:37:38,650
I thought we all agreed you
were supposed to stay outside
510
00:37:38,684 --> 00:37:40,320
and help us find a way out.
511
00:37:40,353 --> 00:37:41,821
Yeah, uh...
512
00:37:41,855 --> 00:37:43,823
Now how the hell are we
supposed to get out of here?
513
00:37:43,857 --> 00:37:45,158
I tried to keep 'em
on the roof,
514
00:37:45,191 --> 00:37:46,026
but they wouldn't listen.
515
00:37:46,059 --> 00:37:47,160
It's your fault
we were on the roof.
516
00:37:47,193 --> 00:37:48,660
- It's my fault?
- It was your fault.
517
00:37:48,694 --> 00:37:50,662
Guys, guys, it's happening.
It's happening now.
518
00:37:50,696 --> 00:37:53,500
Oh, that's the nasty bitch
that tried to kill me.
519
00:37:53,532 --> 00:37:55,001
Liv.
520
00:37:55,035 --> 00:37:56,668
♪ We're all friends ♪
521
00:37:56,702 --> 00:37:59,005
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- What are you doing?
522
00:37:59,039 --> 00:38:00,840
- Hey, what the hell, man?
- What are you... dude!
523
00:38:00,874 --> 00:38:02,008
Put her down, okay?
524
00:38:02,042 --> 00:38:05,011
I'm trying to help you,
you dumbass!
525
00:38:05,045 --> 00:38:06,513
Seriously?
526
00:38:06,545 --> 00:38:07,847
I'm trying
to help him understand
527
00:38:07,881 --> 00:38:10,682
that he's gonna die in here,
but he won't listen to me.
528
00:38:10,716 --> 00:38:12,385
♪ Sing, sing, sing ♪
529
00:38:12,419 --> 00:38:14,354
Wait a second.
530
00:38:14,387 --> 00:38:16,022
Wasn't there eight of them?
531
00:38:16,056 --> 00:38:18,358
[chipper music]
532
00:38:18,391 --> 00:38:20,193
♪ We're all friends ♪
533
00:38:20,226 --> 00:38:22,195
- ♪ We like to run ♪
- Oh, that's badass.
534
00:38:22,228 --> 00:38:26,366
♪ Run, run, run
to the beat of the drum ♪
535
00:38:26,399 --> 00:38:27,733
Oh, this is good.
536
00:38:27,766 --> 00:38:30,203
We're connecting.
We're sharing our feelings.
537
00:38:30,236 --> 00:38:31,871
♪ We're all friends ♪
538
00:38:31,905 --> 00:38:33,705
♪ We like to dance ♪
539
00:38:33,739 --> 00:38:35,208
♪ Dance, dance, dance ♪
540
00:38:35,241 --> 00:38:37,410
♪ Like there's ants
in our pants ♪
541
00:38:37,444 --> 00:38:40,413
♪ ♪
542
00:38:40,447 --> 00:38:41,881
Whoa.
543
00:38:41,915 --> 00:38:43,416
Have you been
to my Super Happy Fun Room yet?
544
00:38:43,450 --> 00:38:45,051
This is cool.
545
00:38:45,085 --> 00:38:47,220
Well, what are you
waiting for?
546
00:38:47,253 --> 00:38:50,890
♪ The Super Happy Fun Room
is super happy fun ♪
547
00:38:50,924 --> 00:38:52,926
- Yo. Look.
- ♪ Join us in the Fun Room ♪
548
00:38:52,959 --> 00:38:55,061
♪ Where you'll be number one ♪
549
00:38:55,095 --> 00:38:56,896
- ♪ Popcorn, cake, and hot dogs ♪
- Let's go.
550
00:38:56,930 --> 00:38:58,730
♪ Soda and candy too ♪
551
00:38:58,764 --> 00:39:00,567
♪ The Super Happy Fun Room ♪
552
00:39:00,599 --> 00:39:02,569
I know the bullshit story
they told you.
553
00:39:02,601 --> 00:39:04,404
That if you clean up
the place tonight,
554
00:39:04,437 --> 00:39:08,074
they'll pay to have your tires
fixed by morning, right?
555
00:39:08,108 --> 00:39:09,576
It's a lie.
556
00:39:09,608 --> 00:39:10,776
They've said the same story
557
00:39:10,810 --> 00:39:13,413
to countless other
over the last 20 years.
558
00:39:13,446 --> 00:39:14,581
They baited you.
559
00:39:14,613 --> 00:39:16,583
You're here
to be a human sacrifice.
560
00:39:16,615 --> 00:39:19,252
You're here to be eaten
and killed.
561
00:39:19,285 --> 00:39:21,921
Do you understand that?
562
00:39:21,955 --> 00:39:25,091
This town has a dark history.
563
00:39:25,125 --> 00:39:29,095
And it all starts
with this horrible place.
564
00:39:29,129 --> 00:39:30,430
You know, Willy's may seem
565
00:39:30,463 --> 00:39:33,099
like a happy-go-lucky
child's play place,
566
00:39:33,133 --> 00:39:36,469
but it's much, much more
than that.
567
00:39:36,503 --> 00:39:38,637
Willy's was built in 1996,
568
00:39:38,670 --> 00:39:41,608
the brainchild
of Jerry Robert Willis.
569
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:44,444
If that name sounds familiar
to you, it should.
570
00:39:44,477 --> 00:39:46,946
Jerry was
one of the last century's
571
00:39:46,980 --> 00:39:49,616
most sick and sadistic
serial killers.
572
00:39:49,648 --> 00:39:53,319
Jerry spent most of the time
cultivating similar sickos.
573
00:39:53,353 --> 00:39:55,654
I mean, these were
the most depraved people
574
00:39:55,687 --> 00:39:57,957
you could ever imagine.
575
00:39:57,991 --> 00:40:00,659
Often, Jerry
and his crew would
576
00:40:00,692 --> 00:40:03,496
whisk away
unsuspecting families
577
00:40:03,530 --> 00:40:07,300
to the Super Happy Fun Room.
578
00:40:07,333 --> 00:40:08,635
Once inside,
579
00:40:08,667 --> 00:40:11,804
the families would be treated
to a birthday cake
580
00:40:11,838 --> 00:40:14,974
and a private show
by Willy Weasel.
581
00:40:15,008 --> 00:40:17,143
The shows would always end
the same way.
582
00:40:17,177 --> 00:40:20,146
[dramatic music]
583
00:40:20,180 --> 00:40:22,182
♪ ♪
584
00:40:22,215 --> 00:40:25,151
After numerous
missing persons reports
585
00:40:25,185 --> 00:40:29,155
and suspicious smells coming
from the inside of Willy's,
586
00:40:29,189 --> 00:40:31,524
the law felt it was time
to investigate.
587
00:40:31,558 --> 00:40:35,161
[sirens wailing]
588
00:40:35,195 --> 00:40:38,531
♪ ♪
589
00:40:38,565 --> 00:40:41,000
Jerry and his gang refused
590
00:40:41,034 --> 00:40:43,870
to be taken alive.
591
00:40:43,903 --> 00:40:45,505
After the police
finally entered
592
00:40:45,538 --> 00:40:48,208
the Super Happy Fun Room,
593
00:40:48,241 --> 00:40:51,844
they discovered
that Jerry and his crew
594
00:40:51,878 --> 00:40:55,014
had performed
a satanic suicide ritual.
595
00:40:55,048 --> 00:40:57,350
Instead of surrendering,
596
00:40:57,383 --> 00:41:01,187
the killers decided
to take their own lives.
597
00:41:01,221 --> 00:41:05,024
Those familiar
with satanic rituals speculate
598
00:41:05,058 --> 00:41:08,695
that the suicide ritual
was some sort of a Katra
599
00:41:08,727 --> 00:41:10,530
transfer of energy
600
00:41:10,563 --> 00:41:12,031
where the memory
601
00:41:12,065 --> 00:41:13,900
and consciousness
of the living
602
00:41:13,933 --> 00:41:17,704
relocate into
non-living entities.
603
00:41:17,736 --> 00:41:21,074
In this case,
the animatronic robots.
604
00:41:22,909 --> 00:41:25,912
Ten years later,
Willy's reopens
605
00:41:25,945 --> 00:41:28,248
with a new owner, Tex Macadoo.
606
00:41:28,281 --> 00:41:29,916
He tries to keep
the current public
607
00:41:29,949 --> 00:41:32,552
unaware of its horrific past.
608
00:41:32,585 --> 00:41:35,054
Things are wrong
from the start.
609
00:41:35,088 --> 00:41:37,557
There's reports
that the creatures would
610
00:41:37,590 --> 00:41:38,891
move on their own.
611
00:41:38,925 --> 00:41:40,393
Some would say things
612
00:41:40,426 --> 00:41:42,562
they weren't programmed
to say.
613
00:41:42,595 --> 00:41:46,399
[giggles]
Wanna fuck, fatty?
614
00:41:46,432 --> 00:41:48,767
And others would kill
615
00:41:48,801 --> 00:41:51,904
and feast on customers.
616
00:41:51,938 --> 00:41:54,107
After several
ghastly incidents,
617
00:41:54,140 --> 00:41:57,277
Willy's closes
its doors again.
618
00:41:57,310 --> 00:42:01,414
But Tex still doesn't
bulldoze it to the ground.
619
00:42:01,447 --> 00:42:04,083
Why, you may ask?
620
00:42:04,117 --> 00:42:06,252
Because Willy got to him.
621
00:42:06,286 --> 00:42:08,921
Convinced him to make a deal
with the devil.
622
00:42:08,955 --> 00:42:11,424
Along with all those
other backwoods inbreds
623
00:42:11,457 --> 00:42:14,127
in this sorry town.
624
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:16,629
Speaking of
backwoods inbreds,
625
00:42:16,663 --> 00:42:18,264
where'd Bob and Kathy go?
626
00:42:18,298 --> 00:42:19,599
[door creaks]
627
00:42:19,632 --> 00:42:22,602
[eerie music]
628
00:42:22,635 --> 00:42:23,770
♪ ♪
629
00:42:23,803 --> 00:42:25,938
Whoa.
630
00:42:25,972 --> 00:42:32,312
♪ ♪
631
00:42:33,479 --> 00:42:36,282
This is where
it actually happened.
632
00:42:36,316 --> 00:42:39,452
This is where those
kid killers offed themselves.
633
00:42:39,485 --> 00:42:42,155
Oh.
634
00:42:42,188 --> 00:42:43,791
Cool.
635
00:42:43,823 --> 00:42:45,658
The fuck?
636
00:42:45,692 --> 00:42:52,832
♪ ♪
637
00:42:55,668 --> 00:42:56,969
[laughs]
638
00:42:57,003 --> 00:43:01,641
♪ ♪
639
00:43:01,674 --> 00:43:05,478
Okay, yeah, this is...
640
00:43:05,511 --> 00:43:07,480
this is weird as fuck.
641
00:43:07,513 --> 00:43:11,017
Yo, who the hell bringing
their kids up in here?
642
00:43:11,050 --> 00:43:13,353
Shit, not my kids.
[scoffs]
643
00:43:13,386 --> 00:43:17,323
Not our kids.
644
00:43:17,357 --> 00:43:20,393
Is it weird that I'm getting
really turned on right now?
645
00:43:22,228 --> 00:43:24,364
Oh, you a freak freak.
646
00:43:24,397 --> 00:43:27,835
It's never seemed
to bother you before.
647
00:43:27,867 --> 00:43:29,502
Who says it bothers me now?
648
00:43:29,535 --> 00:43:36,376
♪ ♪
649
00:43:39,379 --> 00:43:42,715
Hmm.
650
00:43:42,749 --> 00:43:44,517
Happy birthday, baby.
651
00:43:44,550 --> 00:43:48,388
It's not my birthday.
652
00:43:48,421 --> 00:43:51,391
I still wanna see you
in your birthday suit.
653
00:43:55,561 --> 00:43:57,530
Have you been listening
to a word I've been saying?
654
00:43:57,563 --> 00:43:59,198
Look at all these
naughty birthday boys
655
00:43:59,232 --> 00:44:01,033
- and birthday girls.
- Oh, shit.
656
00:44:01,067 --> 00:44:03,871
I think it's time for them
to go nightie night.
657
00:44:03,903 --> 00:44:07,573
♪ It's your birthday
and we want you to have fun ♪
658
00:44:07,607 --> 00:44:12,245
♪ It's your birthday,
so let's kill everyone ♪
659
00:44:16,916 --> 00:44:19,719
[creepy upbeat music]
660
00:44:19,752 --> 00:44:21,754
♪ ♪
661
00:44:21,789 --> 00:44:24,590
♪ Six little chickens
at the end of the line ♪
662
00:44:24,624 --> 00:44:27,393
♪ Six little chickens
at the end of the line ♪
663
00:44:27,427 --> 00:44:30,096
♪ One happy weasel says,
"It's dinner time" ♪
664
00:44:30,129 --> 00:44:32,565
♪ Six little chickens
oughta be just fine ♪
665
00:44:32,598 --> 00:44:35,435
♪ Six little chickens
in the weasel's den ♪
666
00:44:35,468 --> 00:44:37,937
♪ Four little roosters
and a couple of hens ♪
667
00:44:37,970 --> 00:44:40,606
♪ Nowhere to run,
nowhere to hide ♪
668
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:43,242
♪ Six little chickens
at the end of the line ♪
669
00:44:43,276 --> 00:44:46,078
♪ Six little chickens ♪
Watch out, now!
670
00:44:46,112 --> 00:44:48,614
♪ Six little chickens ♪
Here comes the weasel!
671
00:44:48,648 --> 00:44:50,950
♪ Six little chickens
running outta time ♪
672
00:44:50,983 --> 00:44:52,752
Whoops!
673
00:44:52,786 --> 00:44:56,489
♪ Five little chickens
at the end of the line ♪
674
00:44:58,991 --> 00:45:00,426
[suspenseful music]
675
00:45:00,460 --> 00:45:02,930
[groans]
676
00:45:02,962 --> 00:45:05,598
- Shit!
- What the... holy fuck!
677
00:45:05,631 --> 00:45:08,434
[grunting]
678
00:45:08,468 --> 00:45:15,174
♪ ♪
679
00:45:17,143 --> 00:45:20,480
Go. Leave. Leave!
680
00:45:20,513 --> 00:45:22,950
Chris, go.
681
00:45:22,982 --> 00:45:25,819
[breathing heavily]
682
00:45:25,853 --> 00:45:30,623
♪ ♪
683
00:45:30,656 --> 00:45:32,191
I'm sorry.
684
00:45:42,168 --> 00:45:45,137
["Pop Goes the Weasel"]
685
00:45:45,171 --> 00:45:49,308
♪ ♪
686
00:45:49,342 --> 00:45:50,978
[suspenseful music]
687
00:45:51,010 --> 00:45:53,981
[moaning]
688
00:45:54,013 --> 00:46:01,053
♪ ♪
689
00:46:12,698 --> 00:46:14,166
Why you stopping?
690
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:16,837
Has that thing
always been here?
691
00:46:16,870 --> 00:46:18,005
Girl, that thing been
692
00:46:18,037 --> 00:46:19,338
in every single room
we've been in.
693
00:46:19,372 --> 00:46:21,008
It's on the wall right now.
Come on, babe.
694
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:24,011
[moaning]
695
00:46:24,043 --> 00:46:31,217
♪ ♪
696
00:46:33,052 --> 00:46:34,720
It's staring at us.
697
00:46:37,256 --> 00:46:38,391
Well, then let's give it
a show.
698
00:46:38,424 --> 00:46:40,027
What you talking about?
Come on.
699
00:46:40,059 --> 00:46:40,894
Get nasty with it.
700
00:46:40,928 --> 00:46:42,528
[moans]
701
00:46:42,562 --> 00:46:45,698
[beeping]
702
00:46:45,731 --> 00:46:49,201
["Pop Goes the Weasel"]
703
00:46:49,235 --> 00:46:52,204
[suspenseful music]
704
00:46:52,238 --> 00:46:58,744
♪ ♪
705
00:47:05,585 --> 00:47:07,720
[gasps]
706
00:47:07,753 --> 00:47:12,224
♪ ♪
707
00:47:12,258 --> 00:47:13,559
[shrieks]
708
00:47:13,593 --> 00:47:20,600
♪ ♪
709
00:47:21,767 --> 00:47:24,737
["Pop Goes the Weasel"]
710
00:47:24,770 --> 00:47:29,076
♪ ♪
711
00:47:29,108 --> 00:47:32,079
[suspenseful music]
712
00:47:32,111 --> 00:47:39,285
♪ ♪
713
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:49,796
[shrieks]
714
00:47:53,299 --> 00:47:56,469
[line ringing]
715
00:47:59,138 --> 00:48:02,308
[phone ringing]
716
00:48:05,645 --> 00:48:09,281
- Hayesville Sheriff's Office.
- Sheriff?
717
00:48:09,315 --> 00:48:11,651
This is Sheriff Lund.
718
00:48:11,684 --> 00:48:13,619
It's Chris Muley.
719
00:48:13,653 --> 00:48:16,622
What can I
do you for, Chris?
720
00:48:16,656 --> 00:48:19,793
Christ, I did
something stupid.
721
00:48:19,826 --> 00:48:22,495
We're at Willy's.
[suspenseful sting]
722
00:48:26,666 --> 00:48:28,634
Prank call.
723
00:48:28,668 --> 00:48:31,671
[phone ringing]
724
00:48:35,341 --> 00:48:37,811
You want me to get that?
725
00:48:37,844 --> 00:48:39,980
People made their beds,
they gotta lie in 'em.
726
00:48:40,013 --> 00:48:44,316
Pretty sure the saying is,
"Protect and Serve," Sheriff.
727
00:48:44,350 --> 00:48:46,153
Shut your mouth, smart guy.
728
00:48:46,185 --> 00:48:48,187
You're not funny.
729
00:48:48,220 --> 00:48:49,488
[phone beeps]
730
00:48:49,522 --> 00:48:51,158
Liv brought us here.
731
00:48:51,190 --> 00:48:52,658
Son of a bitch.
732
00:48:52,692 --> 00:48:54,393
Get your asses
out of there, son.
733
00:48:56,195 --> 00:48:57,496
Put your balls on, Evan.
734
00:48:57,530 --> 00:48:59,365
We're going to Willy's.
735
00:48:59,398 --> 00:49:02,334
[eerie music]
736
00:49:02,368 --> 00:49:09,542
♪ ♪
737
00:49:14,047 --> 00:49:17,550
[grunting]
738
00:49:17,583 --> 00:49:22,022
[screaming]
739
00:49:22,055 --> 00:49:25,025
["Pop Goes the Weasel"]
740
00:49:25,058 --> 00:49:27,259
[watch beeping]
741
00:49:30,429 --> 00:49:33,365
[suspenseful music]
742
00:49:33,399 --> 00:49:40,573
♪ ♪
743
00:49:47,413 --> 00:49:50,382
[grunting]
744
00:49:50,416 --> 00:49:57,590
♪ ♪
745
00:50:22,783 --> 00:50:24,084
[sword clatters]
746
00:50:24,117 --> 00:50:31,290
♪ ♪
747
00:50:44,971 --> 00:50:48,809
[moaning]
748
00:50:52,979 --> 00:50:56,116
[gasps]
Bobby, that thing just moved!
749
00:50:56,149 --> 00:50:59,119
Where the fuck did it go?
750
00:50:59,152 --> 00:51:00,954
- [roars]
- [screams]
751
00:51:00,987 --> 00:51:02,122
No! No!
752
00:51:02,155 --> 00:51:03,290
[screams]
753
00:51:03,322 --> 00:51:05,158
- [screaming]
- [roars]
754
00:51:05,192 --> 00:51:09,129
[screaming]
755
00:51:09,162 --> 00:51:10,964
[snarling]
756
00:51:10,997 --> 00:51:13,166
[both screaming]
757
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:20,339
♪ ♪
758
00:51:23,342 --> 00:51:27,346
[sobbing]
759
00:51:27,379 --> 00:51:29,149
I really need you to help me
find my friends.
760
00:51:29,182 --> 00:51:33,485
- Please.
- [screams]
761
00:51:33,519 --> 00:51:38,325
Oh, my God. Kathy!
762
00:51:38,357 --> 00:51:45,531
♪ ♪
763
00:51:53,874 --> 00:51:55,175
Oh, my God.
764
00:51:55,208 --> 00:52:02,048
♪ ♪
765
00:52:04,050 --> 00:52:07,354
[grunting]
766
00:52:07,386 --> 00:52:14,560
♪ ♪
767
00:52:34,948 --> 00:52:37,884
[breathing heavily]
768
00:52:37,918 --> 00:52:44,925
♪ ♪
769
00:52:54,267 --> 00:52:58,071
I'm so sorry.
770
00:52:58,104 --> 00:53:01,241
[cheerful 8-bit tune]
771
00:53:01,274 --> 00:53:05,078
♪ ♪
772
00:53:05,111 --> 00:53:08,415
Hello, little boy.
773
00:53:08,447 --> 00:53:10,417
You don't have to be
afraid of me.
774
00:53:10,449 --> 00:53:17,090
I'm not the same as the others.
775
00:53:17,123 --> 00:53:18,925
They're so mean to me.
776
00:53:18,959 --> 00:53:20,427
They call me ugly
777
00:53:20,459 --> 00:53:23,096
and they make fun
of my colorful skin.
778
00:53:23,129 --> 00:53:25,597
I'm trapped in this body.
779
00:53:25,631 --> 00:53:28,767
I just want to be free.
780
00:53:28,802 --> 00:53:31,770
I guess I don't expect you
to believe me.
781
00:53:31,805 --> 00:53:33,605
I hoped
that you were different.
782
00:53:33,639 --> 00:53:36,475
[eerie music]
783
00:53:36,508 --> 00:53:42,115
♪ ♪
784
00:53:42,148 --> 00:53:43,783
I'm Chris.
785
00:53:43,817 --> 00:53:46,786
Trust me, Chris.
You know you can.
786
00:53:46,820 --> 00:53:51,324
You can feel my goodness.
787
00:53:51,358 --> 00:53:55,462
If what you're saying
is true,
788
00:53:55,494 --> 00:53:58,664
and you're not like
the others...
789
00:54:01,001 --> 00:54:04,137
I could help you
get to the next life?
790
00:54:04,170 --> 00:54:05,637
It's true.
791
00:54:05,671 --> 00:54:07,639
Evil has kept me here.
792
00:54:07,673 --> 00:54:09,309
You must have questions.
793
00:54:09,342 --> 00:54:12,511
I can tell you so much
about the other side.
794
00:54:12,544 --> 00:54:15,348
I can answer
all your questions.
795
00:54:15,382 --> 00:54:17,317
If you can help me.
796
00:54:17,350 --> 00:54:19,486
[siren wailing]
797
00:54:19,518 --> 00:54:21,154
You ever use your sidearm?
798
00:54:21,187 --> 00:54:23,156
Oh. In training.
799
00:54:23,189 --> 00:54:24,991
But these are just
punk kids, right?
800
00:54:25,025 --> 00:54:26,826
What, vandalizing
and loitering?
801
00:54:26,860 --> 00:54:28,527
I doubt we'll need to drop 'em.
802
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:31,498
It's not the kids.
803
00:54:31,530 --> 00:54:33,366
It's Willy.
804
00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:36,002
The dancing rat?
805
00:54:36,036 --> 00:54:37,871
[laughs]
806
00:54:37,904 --> 00:54:39,372
Okay.
807
00:54:39,406 --> 00:54:40,672
I get it. I get it.
808
00:54:40,706 --> 00:54:44,177
The boys told you
to pull a fast one on me.
809
00:54:44,210 --> 00:54:46,346
Bravo. Nice try.
810
00:54:46,379 --> 00:54:49,681
It ain't no prank.
811
00:54:49,715 --> 00:54:54,187
This is real as it gets.
I guaran-damn-tee you that.
812
00:54:54,220 --> 00:54:57,023
See, in town, we knew
what was happening at Willy's.
813
00:54:57,057 --> 00:55:00,527
We knew there was something
supernatural going on.
814
00:55:00,559 --> 00:55:01,861
We bellowed
to the high heavens
815
00:55:01,895 --> 00:55:03,695
that the machines were evil.
816
00:55:03,729 --> 00:55:05,365
No one believed us.
817
00:55:05,398 --> 00:55:07,367
They thought we were yokels.
818
00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:10,370
Tex eventually hired
a demolition crew
819
00:55:10,403 --> 00:55:11,871
to destroy Willy's,
820
00:55:11,905 --> 00:55:14,740
except the day before
bulldozers were set to roll,
821
00:55:14,773 --> 00:55:17,709
Eric Miller, the contractor,
was found in bed
822
00:55:17,743 --> 00:55:20,712
as chewed up
as a McDonald's hamburger.
823
00:55:20,746 --> 00:55:22,882
His whole family too.
824
00:55:22,916 --> 00:55:25,085
After that,
there wasn't a man alive
825
00:55:25,118 --> 00:55:26,718
that would take the job.
826
00:55:26,752 --> 00:55:29,255
The town decided
that maybe it was better
827
00:55:29,289 --> 00:55:31,224
to let sleeping dogs lie.
828
00:55:31,257 --> 00:55:33,560
We told everybody
just to stay away from there.
829
00:55:33,592 --> 00:55:37,063
We figured
we'd just let it rot.
830
00:55:37,097 --> 00:55:40,400
But rabid dogs don't sleep
when they're hungry.
831
00:55:40,433 --> 00:55:41,901
The machines got out.
832
00:55:41,935 --> 00:55:44,270
We found bodies
at the ice cream shop,
833
00:55:44,304 --> 00:55:47,739
the hardware store,
and even the school.
834
00:55:47,773 --> 00:55:50,742
We had a real Hobson's choice
on our hands.
835
00:55:50,776 --> 00:55:52,245
You know what that is?
836
00:55:52,278 --> 00:55:53,413
No.
837
00:55:53,446 --> 00:55:55,582
No choice at all.
838
00:55:55,614 --> 00:55:58,418
We could either go to war
with the machines,
839
00:55:58,451 --> 00:56:00,253
come off like crazy people,
840
00:56:00,286 --> 00:56:01,753
probably lose
a lot of good folk
841
00:56:01,788 --> 00:56:04,090
along the way, or...
842
00:56:04,124 --> 00:56:06,259
Or what?
843
00:56:06,292 --> 00:56:09,262
We cut a deal.
844
00:56:09,295 --> 00:56:12,432
Leave our people be.
845
00:56:12,465 --> 00:56:13,933
Leave our children be.
846
00:56:13,967 --> 00:56:18,637
Leave our town be, and...
847
00:56:18,670 --> 00:56:21,441
and we will feed you.
848
00:56:21,474 --> 00:56:28,314
♪ ♪
849
00:56:29,516 --> 00:56:31,784
Well, the good news is,
I can fix it.
850
00:56:31,818 --> 00:56:33,153
The bad news is,
851
00:56:33,186 --> 00:56:35,288
it's gonna have to sit
till I get the part.
852
00:56:35,321 --> 00:56:39,292
Now, Hayesville's
one hotel's booked.
853
00:56:39,325 --> 00:56:42,162
But I do have a place
you can stay tonight.
854
00:56:42,195 --> 00:56:46,132
Now, it ain't the Ritz,
but it's a roof
855
00:56:46,166 --> 00:56:47,467
and it's free
856
00:56:47,500 --> 00:56:50,136
if you're willing to do
a little light cleaning.
857
00:56:50,170 --> 00:56:53,806
Best place for a birthday
party you've ever seen.
858
00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:57,343
Heck, it once was,
but we're gonna fix it.
859
00:56:57,377 --> 00:56:59,312
Bring her back to life.
860
00:56:59,345 --> 00:57:00,813
Congratulations.
861
00:57:00,847 --> 00:57:05,151
You are officially on staff.
862
00:57:05,185 --> 00:57:07,487
We lived up to our end
of the bargain
863
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:09,355
and they kept theirs.
864
00:57:09,389 --> 00:57:12,492
We tried to find people
who wouldn't be missed.
865
00:57:12,525 --> 00:57:16,695
♪ ♪
866
00:57:16,728 --> 00:57:21,568
People with
low moral character.
867
00:57:21,601 --> 00:57:26,673
And some people who were just at
the wrong place at the wrong time.
868
00:57:26,705 --> 00:57:30,510
♪ ♪
869
00:57:30,543 --> 00:57:33,012
[both scream]
870
00:57:33,046 --> 00:57:36,849
Things didn't always go
exactly as planned.
871
00:57:36,883 --> 00:57:38,717
I usually pride myself
872
00:57:38,750 --> 00:57:41,554
on being able to expect
the unexpected.
873
00:57:41,588 --> 00:57:45,892
[crying]
874
00:57:45,925 --> 00:57:49,696
But sometimes,
life throws you a zinger.
875
00:57:49,728 --> 00:57:52,699
[soft music]
876
00:57:52,731 --> 00:57:55,201
♪ ♪
877
00:57:55,235 --> 00:57:59,372
Well, this was the zinger
of all zingers.
878
00:57:59,405 --> 00:58:00,873
Good night, darling.
879
00:58:00,907 --> 00:58:04,877
Sweet dreams.
880
00:58:04,911 --> 00:58:08,047
I never saw it coming.
881
00:58:08,081 --> 00:58:10,717
So that's why we're going?
882
00:58:10,749 --> 00:58:13,553
Liv.
883
00:58:13,586 --> 00:58:17,724
Much as she pisses me off,
884
00:58:17,756 --> 00:58:20,093
I couldn't live
with losing that girl.
885
00:58:20,126 --> 00:58:22,729
I can show you
what's on the other side.
886
00:58:22,761 --> 00:58:25,231
If you could help me get there.
887
00:58:25,265 --> 00:58:28,401
- Oh, Chris.
- Liv, Liv, it's gonna be okay.
888
00:58:28,434 --> 00:58:30,903
Kay, we're gonna make a deal
and...
889
00:58:30,937 --> 00:58:32,572
- [grunting]
- [gasps]
890
00:58:32,605 --> 00:58:35,575
[suspenseful music]
891
00:58:35,608 --> 00:58:37,610
♪ ♪
892
00:58:37,644 --> 00:58:39,412
Wanna play, bitch?
893
00:58:39,445 --> 00:58:43,783
♪ ♪
894
00:58:43,816 --> 00:58:47,453
[watch beeping]
895
00:59:04,971 --> 00:59:09,642
♪ ♪
896
00:59:09,676 --> 00:59:12,145
[pinball machine beeping]
897
00:59:13,813 --> 00:59:16,282
Playtime's over now,
girlfriend.
898
00:59:16,316 --> 00:59:23,323
♪ ♪
899
00:59:36,869 --> 00:59:38,806
[watch beeps]
900
00:59:38,838 --> 00:59:42,308
♪ ♪
901
00:59:42,342 --> 00:59:45,845
[grunting]
902
00:59:45,878 --> 00:59:53,019
♪ ♪
903
00:59:59,692 --> 01:00:02,995
[shouting]
904
01:00:03,029 --> 01:00:10,069
♪ ♪
905
01:00:47,573 --> 01:00:48,908
[gun cocks]
906
01:00:48,941 --> 01:00:50,376
Drop the lizard.
907
01:00:50,410 --> 01:00:56,282
♪ ♪
908
01:01:02,588 --> 01:01:04,390
Get that stuff off of her.
909
01:01:04,424 --> 01:01:06,592
Willy, I'm so sorry
about this prick.
910
01:01:09,295 --> 01:01:11,397
Eloise, please, stop.
He's a good guy.
911
01:01:11,431 --> 01:01:13,901
Shut your yap
and get outside.
912
01:01:13,966 --> 01:01:14,934
They killed some of 'em.
913
01:01:14,967 --> 01:01:18,271
Oh.
Stupid idiots.
914
01:01:18,304 --> 01:01:21,274
It'll just incite him more.
915
01:01:21,307 --> 01:01:24,410
Willy, this guy does not
act for us.
916
01:01:24,444 --> 01:01:26,078
His actions should
in no way reflect
917
01:01:26,112 --> 01:01:27,246
on the town of Hayesville.
918
01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:29,917
You know that, right, Willy?
919
01:01:29,949 --> 01:01:31,117
Well, cuff him.
920
01:01:31,150 --> 01:01:33,085
For God's sakes, cuff him.
921
01:01:33,119 --> 01:01:34,420
No way.
I'm not leaving him here.
922
01:01:34,454 --> 01:01:36,756
I'll give you two reasons
why you are:
923
01:01:36,790 --> 01:01:38,926
your wife and your kid.
924
01:01:38,958 --> 01:01:40,259
If we don't do
what needs to be done,
925
01:01:40,293 --> 01:01:42,328
nobody in this county is safe.
926
01:01:45,998 --> 01:01:49,937
Why couldn't you just die?
927
01:01:49,969 --> 01:01:52,104
Where are the others?
928
01:01:52,138 --> 01:01:54,106
They're dead.
929
01:01:54,140 --> 01:01:55,641
Stupid kids.
930
01:01:58,644 --> 01:02:00,814
Do you see?
931
01:02:00,848 --> 01:02:03,282
Okay, time to go.
932
01:02:03,316 --> 01:02:04,952
- Go.
- No. Uh-uh.
933
01:02:04,984 --> 01:02:06,452
I'm not leaving without him.
934
01:02:06,486 --> 01:02:09,455
I'm not giving you a choice.
Go.
935
01:02:09,489 --> 01:02:12,158
- I'm not leaving without him.
- Get out of here.
936
01:02:12,191 --> 01:02:13,292
You don't understand.
937
01:02:13,326 --> 01:02:14,795
You've locked the wrong guy up
in here.
938
01:02:14,828 --> 01:02:16,496
He's not trapped
in here with them.
939
01:02:16,529 --> 01:02:19,298
They're trapped in here
with him.
940
01:02:19,332 --> 01:02:21,334
Not for much longer.
941
01:02:23,837 --> 01:02:25,171
I'm sorry son.
942
01:02:31,845 --> 01:02:35,147
[door creaks]
943
01:02:35,181 --> 01:02:37,517
Is that what you did
to my parents?
944
01:02:37,550 --> 01:02:39,519
You're a monster.
945
01:02:44,190 --> 01:02:45,324
What do we do now?
946
01:02:45,358 --> 01:02:46,359
Well, I'm gonna wait here
947
01:02:46,392 --> 01:02:47,828
until this problem
solves itself.
948
01:02:47,861 --> 01:02:50,162
You drop her off in a cell,
come back, and get me.
949
01:02:50,196 --> 01:02:52,198
Should be done by then.
950
01:02:59,705 --> 01:03:02,542
[animatronic creaking]
951
01:03:07,915 --> 01:03:09,515
Hey, cowboy.
952
01:03:09,549 --> 01:03:12,051
Ready for a little
ménage à trois?
953
01:03:28,768 --> 01:03:31,704
[upbeat country music]
954
01:03:31,737 --> 01:03:38,744
♪ ♪
955
01:03:40,580 --> 01:03:43,215
♪ Head, shoulders,
knees, and toes ♪
956
01:03:43,249 --> 01:03:44,717
♪ Knees and toes ♪
957
01:03:44,750 --> 01:03:46,887
♪ Head, shoulders,
knees, and toes ♪
958
01:03:46,920 --> 01:03:48,387
♪ Knees and toes ♪
959
01:03:48,421 --> 01:03:52,592
♪ And eyes and ears
and mouth and nose ♪
960
01:03:52,625 --> 01:03:55,227
♪ Head, shoulders,
knees, and toes ♪
961
01:03:55,261 --> 01:03:56,596
♪ Knees and toes ♪
962
01:03:56,629 --> 01:04:00,566
♪ ♪
963
01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:03,235
♪ Feet, tummies,
arms, and chins ♪
964
01:04:03,269 --> 01:04:04,403
♪ Arms and chins ♪
965
01:04:04,437 --> 01:04:08,107
- You can't arrest me
- Can and will.
966
01:04:08,140 --> 01:04:10,409
Breaking and entering,
destruction of property,
967
01:04:10,443 --> 01:04:12,578
and I'm pretty sure that was
a dead body on the floor.
968
01:04:12,612 --> 01:04:15,082
What's worse,
the dead body you saw,
969
01:04:15,114 --> 01:04:16,783
or the guy
that you left to die?
970
01:04:16,817 --> 01:04:17,918
Are you ready to be a murderer?
971
01:04:17,951 --> 01:04:19,251
Because that's
exactly what you're gonna be.
972
01:04:19,285 --> 01:04:20,921
You're gonna be
a cold-blooded...
973
01:04:20,954 --> 01:04:24,290
[tires squeal]
974
01:04:24,323 --> 01:04:28,127
Shut up! I ain't no murderer.
975
01:04:28,160 --> 01:04:30,596
Then what are you?
976
01:04:30,630 --> 01:04:32,431
You're complicit.
977
01:04:32,465 --> 01:04:34,433
You're just another cult member
recruited by the sheriff
978
01:04:34,467 --> 01:04:35,802
to do all of her dirty work.
979
01:04:35,836 --> 01:04:39,138
I ain't no cult member
and I ain't no murderer.
980
01:04:40,306 --> 01:04:41,774
And how 'bout you, huh?
981
01:04:41,808 --> 01:04:43,275
Living with the sheriff
all these years,
982
01:04:43,309 --> 01:04:45,478
all this going on,
what have you done?
983
01:04:47,480 --> 01:04:49,682
You don't know what it's like
living with her.
984
01:04:51,484 --> 01:04:54,654
My entire life,
it's like I've been a ghost.
985
01:04:54,687 --> 01:04:58,624
And no matter what I do,
it doesn't change who she is.
986
01:04:58,658 --> 01:05:00,292
So I thought maybe
I could do something right
987
01:05:00,326 --> 01:05:02,963
and burn
this fucking place down.
988
01:05:02,996 --> 01:05:04,296
So I am doing something.
989
01:05:04,330 --> 01:05:05,999
What about you?
Hmm?
990
01:05:06,033 --> 01:05:08,334
You just gonna sit there
and watch all of this happen
991
01:05:08,367 --> 01:05:10,336
and not do anything about it?
992
01:05:18,011 --> 01:05:20,312
I'm gonna set things right.
993
01:05:20,346 --> 01:05:21,647
That's what I'm
goddamn gonna do.
994
01:05:21,681 --> 01:05:22,682
You'll see.
995
01:05:22,715 --> 01:05:24,818
[grunting]
996
01:05:24,851 --> 01:05:27,821
[suspenseful music]
997
01:05:27,854 --> 01:05:29,022
♪ ♪
998
01:05:29,056 --> 01:05:31,357
♪ Feet, tummies,
arms, and chins ♪
999
01:05:31,390 --> 01:05:32,859
♪ Arms and chins ♪
1000
01:05:32,893 --> 01:05:37,030
♪ And eyes and ears
and mouth and chins ♪
1001
01:05:37,064 --> 01:05:40,000
♪ Feet, tummies,
arms, and chins, arms and ♪
1002
01:05:40,033 --> 01:05:42,002
Oh, my God!
Evan!
1003
01:05:42,035 --> 01:05:45,705
[gasping]
1004
01:05:45,738 --> 01:05:48,175
[squishing]
1005
01:05:48,207 --> 01:05:51,044
[suspenseful music]
1006
01:05:51,078 --> 01:05:54,181
♪ ♪
1007
01:05:54,213 --> 01:05:57,216
Give me the keys.
Give me the fucking keys.
1008
01:05:57,249 --> 01:06:00,386
[speaking Spanish]
1009
01:06:04,223 --> 01:06:05,725
[gun clicks]
1010
01:06:09,062 --> 01:06:10,362
Shit.
1011
01:06:10,396 --> 01:06:12,698
♪ Hands, fingers,
legs, and lips ♪
1012
01:06:12,732 --> 01:06:14,366
- ♪ Legs and lips ♪
- [muffled screaming]
1013
01:06:14,400 --> 01:06:16,368
♪ Hands, fingers,
legs, and lips ♪
1014
01:06:16,402 --> 01:06:17,871
♪ Legs and lips ♪
1015
01:06:17,904 --> 01:06:22,241
♪ And eyes and ears
and mouth and hips ♪
1016
01:06:22,274 --> 01:06:24,577
♪ Hands, fingers,
legs, and lips ♪
1017
01:06:24,610 --> 01:06:26,213
♪ Legs and lips ♪
1018
01:06:26,245 --> 01:06:30,083
♪ ♪
1019
01:06:30,117 --> 01:06:32,718
♪ Head, shoulders,
knees, and toes ♪
1020
01:06:32,752 --> 01:06:34,054
♪ Knees and toes ♪
[metal creaks]
1021
01:06:34,087 --> 01:06:36,555
♪ Head, shoulders,
knees, and toes ♪
1022
01:06:36,589 --> 01:06:38,058
♪ Knees and toes ♪
1023
01:06:38,091 --> 01:06:42,062
♪ And eyes and ears
and mouth and nose ♪
1024
01:06:42,095 --> 01:06:44,563
♪ Head, shoulders,
knees, and toes ♪
1025
01:06:44,597 --> 01:06:46,233
- ♪ Knees and toes ♪
- [grunts]
1026
01:06:46,265 --> 01:06:49,936
♪ Head, shoulders,
knees, and toes ♪
1027
01:06:49,970 --> 01:06:52,906
[animatronic whirs]
1028
01:06:52,939 --> 01:06:55,909
[eerie music]
1029
01:06:55,942 --> 01:07:00,914
♪ ♪
1030
01:07:00,947 --> 01:07:02,949
Sucks to be you, chica.
1031
01:07:02,983 --> 01:07:04,918
Sucks to be you, pendejo.
1032
01:07:04,951 --> 01:07:06,619
- [grunting]
- No!
1033
01:07:06,652 --> 01:07:08,789
Ay! Oi!
1034
01:07:16,129 --> 01:07:17,264
[grunts]
1035
01:07:17,296 --> 01:07:19,099
Por favor, no más.
1036
01:07:19,132 --> 01:07:20,466
No más.
No más.
1037
01:07:20,499 --> 01:07:21,935
No más, por favor.
1038
01:07:21,968 --> 01:07:23,602
Por favor, no más.
1039
01:07:23,636 --> 01:07:24,971
No más.
1040
01:07:25,005 --> 01:07:27,974
[breathing heavily]
1041
01:07:31,978 --> 01:07:34,281
[soft tense music]
1042
01:07:34,313 --> 01:07:37,784
Damn stupid kids.
1043
01:07:37,818 --> 01:07:39,286
[sighs]
1044
01:07:39,318 --> 01:07:44,791
♪ ♪
1045
01:07:44,825 --> 01:07:47,127
[groans]
1046
01:07:47,160 --> 01:07:54,333
♪ ♪
1047
01:08:03,676 --> 01:08:06,813
[tense electronic music]
1048
01:08:06,847 --> 01:08:13,686
♪ ♪
1049
01:09:09,075 --> 01:09:12,045
[eerie music]
1050
01:09:12,078 --> 01:09:19,085
♪ ♪
1051
01:09:30,429 --> 01:09:33,599
[watch beeping]
1052
01:09:42,608 --> 01:09:45,577
[dramatic synthpop]
1053
01:09:45,611 --> 01:09:52,451
♪ ♪
1054
01:09:56,289 --> 01:09:59,926
[pinball machine dinging]
1055
01:09:59,960 --> 01:10:06,833
♪ ♪
1056
01:10:07,968 --> 01:10:10,971
♪ When the daylight's gone ♪
1057
01:10:11,004 --> 01:10:14,441
♪ And you find
yourself alone ♪
1058
01:10:14,473 --> 01:10:17,776
♪ Standing face to face ♪
1059
01:10:17,811 --> 01:10:20,814
♪ Against the coming storm ♪
1060
01:10:20,847 --> 01:10:24,317
♪ There's no promise
I can make to you ♪
1061
01:10:24,351 --> 01:10:27,120
♪ To take your fears away ♪
1062
01:10:27,153 --> 01:10:30,957
♪ We just need to last
the night alone ♪
1063
01:10:30,991 --> 01:10:33,625
♪ And pray we'll see the day ♪
1064
01:10:33,659 --> 01:10:38,465
♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪
1065
01:10:38,497 --> 01:10:39,966
♪ I'm taking you ♪
1066
01:10:40,000 --> 01:10:44,636
♪ To Willy's Wonderland ♪
1067
01:10:44,670 --> 01:10:46,638
♪ It's nothing new ♪
1068
01:10:46,672 --> 01:10:51,344
♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪
1069
01:10:51,378 --> 01:10:52,644
♪ Can you make it through? ♪
1070
01:10:52,678 --> 01:10:57,150
♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪
1071
01:10:57,183 --> 01:11:00,686
♪ ♪
1072
01:11:02,355 --> 01:11:03,857
[watch beeps]
1073
01:11:08,061 --> 01:11:11,498
[tense music]
1074
01:11:11,530 --> 01:11:14,167
That G-D-S-O-B.
1075
01:11:14,200 --> 01:11:21,041
♪ ♪
1076
01:11:33,420 --> 01:11:37,524
Well, I'll be a son of a bitch.
1077
01:11:37,556 --> 01:11:40,692
Hold it right there, boy.
1078
01:11:40,726 --> 01:11:42,929
Inside, now!
1079
01:11:47,233 --> 01:11:49,402
Move!
1080
01:11:49,436 --> 01:11:50,870
We had a good thing,
1081
01:11:50,904 --> 01:11:53,572
but you just went
and fucked it all up.
1082
01:11:56,608 --> 01:11:57,877
Look at me.
1083
01:11:57,911 --> 01:11:59,913
Look at me
when I'm talking to you.
1084
01:12:01,915 --> 01:12:04,551
All you had to do was die.
1085
01:12:04,583 --> 01:12:06,052
Was that so hard?
1086
01:12:06,086 --> 01:12:08,388
No, you just had to go ahead
and stay alive,
1087
01:12:08,421 --> 01:12:11,057
and now we got five dead kids
1088
01:12:11,091 --> 01:12:13,226
because of you!
1089
01:12:13,259 --> 01:12:15,895
You might have taken apart
a few electronics,
1090
01:12:15,929 --> 01:12:20,066
but I got a feeling
that you can't stop a round.
1091
01:12:20,100 --> 01:12:22,235
Willy!
1092
01:12:22,268 --> 01:12:26,239
Willy needs to eat,
and I'm gonna feed him.
1093
01:12:26,272 --> 01:12:29,741
Willy, come and get it!
1094
01:12:29,775 --> 01:12:32,744
[suspenseful music]
1095
01:12:32,778 --> 01:12:39,953
♪ ♪
1096
01:12:48,294 --> 01:12:51,264
[animatronic whirring]
1097
01:12:51,297 --> 01:12:56,302
♪ ♪
1098
01:12:56,336 --> 01:12:58,938
Hey, kids, do you know
what time it is?
1099
01:12:58,972 --> 01:13:01,441
[distorting]
It's birthday time.
1100
01:13:01,474 --> 01:13:04,944
♪ It's your birthday ♪
1101
01:13:04,978 --> 01:13:09,449
♪ And we want you
to have fun ♪
1102
01:13:09,482 --> 01:13:13,453
♪ It's your birthday ♪
1103
01:13:13,486 --> 01:13:16,823
♪ So let's party, everyone ♪
1104
01:13:16,856 --> 01:13:19,826
♪ It's your birthday ♪
1105
01:13:19,859 --> 01:13:22,962
♪ And we want you
to have fun ♪
1106
01:13:22,996 --> 01:13:25,965
♪ It's your birthday ♪
1107
01:13:25,999 --> 01:13:30,470
♪ So let's party, everyone ♪
1108
01:13:30,503 --> 01:13:33,806
[distorted music]
1109
01:13:33,840 --> 01:13:36,142
Okay, now, kids,
clap your hands
1110
01:13:36,176 --> 01:13:38,478
like there's no tomorrow.
1111
01:13:38,511 --> 01:13:41,314
♪ We welcome you
to Willy's ♪
1112
01:13:41,347 --> 01:13:43,816
♪ Where everyone's
your friend ♪
1113
01:13:43,850 --> 01:13:45,318
That's right!
1114
01:13:45,351 --> 01:13:49,656
♪ Here
at Willy's Wonderland ♪
1115
01:13:49,688 --> 01:13:53,493
♪ The good times never end ♪
1116
01:13:53,526 --> 01:13:56,162
♪ Birthday fun for everyone ♪
1117
01:13:56,196 --> 01:13:58,831
♪ How old are you today? ♪
1118
01:13:58,865 --> 01:14:01,334
♪ Everyone at Willy's
is home ♪
1119
01:14:01,367 --> 01:14:03,336
- ♪ And you will stay ♪
- Forever.
1120
01:14:03,369 --> 01:14:06,506
♪ It's birthday time,
it's birthday time ♪
1121
01:14:06,539 --> 01:14:09,842
♪ It's birthday time,
let's cheer ♪
1122
01:14:09,876 --> 01:14:12,711
♪ At Willy's ♪
1123
01:14:12,744 --> 01:14:17,016
♪ Wonderland ♪
1124
01:14:17,050 --> 01:14:20,687
Proudly serving families
1125
01:14:20,719 --> 01:14:26,226
since 1984.
1126
01:14:27,894 --> 01:14:30,863
[intense music]
1127
01:14:30,897 --> 01:14:38,071
♪ ♪
1128
01:15:03,762 --> 01:15:06,733
[animatronic whirring]
1129
01:15:06,765 --> 01:15:13,940
♪ ♪
1130
01:15:29,622 --> 01:15:32,759
[roars]
1131
01:15:32,792 --> 01:15:34,961
[snarls]
1132
01:15:36,629 --> 01:15:39,432
[snarls]
1133
01:15:39,465 --> 01:15:44,604
♪ ♪
1134
01:15:44,637 --> 01:15:46,939
[growls]
1135
01:15:46,973 --> 01:15:53,980
♪ ♪
1136
01:15:55,181 --> 01:15:59,619
[roaring]
1137
01:15:59,652 --> 01:16:06,826
♪ ♪
1138
01:16:59,879 --> 01:17:02,348
[engine revving]
1139
01:17:02,382 --> 01:17:06,052
[tires squealing]
1140
01:17:15,895 --> 01:17:17,196
Whoo!
1141
01:17:17,230 --> 01:17:19,365
Now that is a whole lot
of fun right there.
1142
01:17:19,399 --> 01:17:21,869
- Yes, sir.
- Tires are good to go.
1143
01:17:21,901 --> 01:17:25,204
Even tuned her up for you.
1144
01:17:25,238 --> 01:17:29,041
Always nice to add
another toy to the collection.
1145
01:17:29,075 --> 01:17:32,044
[tense music]
1146
01:17:32,078 --> 01:17:34,882
♪ ♪
1147
01:17:34,914 --> 01:17:37,550
Take a peek yet?
1148
01:17:37,583 --> 01:17:39,218
I was waiting for you.
1149
01:17:39,252 --> 01:17:43,556
I ain't going in there.
1150
01:17:43,589 --> 01:17:45,224
Pussy.
1151
01:17:45,258 --> 01:17:47,895
Who are you calling a pussy?
1152
01:17:47,927 --> 01:17:55,101
♪ ♪
1153
01:17:59,772 --> 01:18:01,574
Son of a bitch.
1154
01:18:01,607 --> 01:18:08,314
♪ ♪
1155
01:18:11,785 --> 01:18:13,586
Oh, shit.
1156
01:18:13,619 --> 01:18:15,621
I'll be God damned.
1157
01:18:17,791 --> 01:18:20,760
[Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Free Bird"]
1158
01:18:20,794 --> 01:18:23,763
['70s country rock ballad]
1159
01:18:23,797 --> 01:18:30,636
♪ ♪
1160
01:19:26,526 --> 01:19:31,832
♪ If I leave here tomorrow ♪
1161
01:19:31,865 --> 01:19:34,667
♪ ♪
1162
01:19:34,700 --> 01:19:38,671
♪ Would you still
remember me? ♪
1163
01:19:38,704 --> 01:19:42,675
♪ ♪
1164
01:19:42,708 --> 01:19:47,848
♪ For I must be
travelling on now ♪
1165
01:19:47,881 --> 01:19:50,851
♪ ♪
1166
01:19:50,884 --> 01:19:53,020
♪ 'Cause there's
too many places ♪
1167
01:19:53,052 --> 01:19:55,187
♪ I've got to see ♪
1168
01:19:55,221 --> 01:19:59,191
♪ ♪
1169
01:19:59,225 --> 01:20:04,530
♪ But if I stay here
with you, girl ♪
1170
01:20:04,564 --> 01:20:07,233
♪ ♪
1171
01:20:07,266 --> 01:20:11,537
♪ Things just couldn't be
the same ♪
1172
01:20:11,571 --> 01:20:15,374
♪ ♪
1173
01:20:15,408 --> 01:20:20,546
♪ 'Cause I'm as free
as a bird now ♪
1174
01:20:20,580 --> 01:20:23,549
♪ ♪
1175
01:20:23,583 --> 01:20:28,721
♪ And this bird
you cannot change ♪
1176
01:20:28,754 --> 01:20:31,557
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
1177
01:20:31,591 --> 01:20:36,228
♪ And the bird
you cannot change ♪
1178
01:20:36,262 --> 01:20:39,265
♪ ♪
1179
01:20:39,298 --> 01:20:40,232
♪ And this bird
you cannot change ♪
1180
01:20:40,266 --> 01:20:43,269
[tires squealing]
1181
01:20:49,108 --> 01:20:53,080
I gotta tell you,
my hat's off.
1182
01:20:53,112 --> 01:20:56,083
That is one tough hombre.
1183
01:20:56,115 --> 01:20:58,751
[chuckles]
1184
01:20:58,785 --> 01:21:01,654
[both laughing]
1185
01:21:04,958 --> 01:21:07,460
[coughs]
1186
01:21:07,493 --> 01:21:08,929
Whoo!
1187
01:21:08,962 --> 01:21:10,763
- Well, it's over.
- Yeah.
1188
01:21:10,797 --> 01:21:13,466
Oh, my God, it's actually
over!
1189
01:21:13,499 --> 01:21:16,103
Hell yeah, it is, boy.
Hell yeah, it is.
1190
01:21:16,168 --> 01:21:17,603
Hey, come on.
I'm gonna give you a ride
1191
01:21:17,637 --> 01:21:19,472
We gonna celebrate.
I'm buying.
1192
01:21:19,505 --> 01:21:21,607
- Sounds good.
- It's our lucky day.
1193
01:21:21,641 --> 01:21:23,944
[both laugh]
1194
01:21:23,977 --> 01:21:25,812
Oh, man.
1195
01:21:28,347 --> 01:21:32,618
Hey, with the machines gone,
1196
01:21:32,652 --> 01:21:36,790
I just might
actually reopen it.
1197
01:21:36,823 --> 01:21:38,125
You gonna need a gimmick.
1198
01:21:38,157 --> 01:21:40,127
And a name.
1199
01:21:40,159 --> 01:21:42,796
Maybe Tex's Turf.
1200
01:21:42,829 --> 01:21:44,463
That could sing.
1201
01:21:44,497 --> 01:21:46,298
Maybe get you
a mechanical bull.
1202
01:21:46,332 --> 01:21:47,633
- Yeah.
- Draw the customers in.
1203
01:21:47,667 --> 01:21:50,302
Yeah, yeah, I just...
I just might.
1204
01:21:50,336 --> 01:21:51,671
[suspenseful music]
1205
01:21:51,704 --> 01:21:53,472
Oh, fuck me.
1206
01:21:53,506 --> 01:21:55,341
Thanks for visiting
Willy's Wonderland.
1207
01:21:55,374 --> 01:21:58,011
Hope you hand
a fantabulous time.
1208
01:21:58,045 --> 01:22:01,647
♪ ♪
1209
01:22:01,681 --> 01:22:04,483
[explosion]
1210
01:22:04,517 --> 01:22:07,653
[driving country music]
1211
01:22:07,687 --> 01:22:14,527
♪ ♪
1212
01:22:47,894 --> 01:22:50,563
[engine revs]
1213
01:22:52,231 --> 01:22:59,405
♪ ♪
1214
01:23:08,748 --> 01:23:12,384
And remember, friends,
the party never ends.
1215
01:23:12,418 --> 01:23:16,255
♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪
1216
01:23:16,288 --> 01:23:20,392
[chipper music]
1217
01:23:20,426 --> 01:23:24,064
♪ Clap your hands
and stomp your feet ♪
1218
01:23:24,097 --> 01:23:28,235
♪ Snap your fingers
to the beat ♪
1219
01:23:28,267 --> 01:23:31,771
♪ Whistle loud, whistle low ♪
1220
01:23:31,805 --> 01:23:35,407
♪ Sway your hips
and here we go ♪
1221
01:23:35,441 --> 01:23:37,576
Hey, kids, do you know
what time it is?
1222
01:23:37,610 --> 01:23:39,246
It's birthday time!
1223
01:23:39,278 --> 01:23:43,083
♪ It's your birthday
and we want you to have fun ♪
1224
01:23:43,116 --> 01:23:46,953
♪ It's your birthday,
so let's party, everyone ♪
1225
01:23:46,987 --> 01:23:50,924
♪ It's your birthday
and we want you to have fun ♪
1226
01:23:50,957 --> 01:23:55,095
♪ It's your birthday,
so let's party, everyone ♪
1227
01:23:55,128 --> 01:23:56,595
♪ ♪
1228
01:23:56,629 --> 01:23:58,764
Okay, now, kids,
clap your hands
1229
01:23:58,799 --> 01:24:00,934
like there's no tomorrow.
1230
01:24:00,967 --> 01:24:04,104
♪ We welcome you to Willy's
where everyone's your friend ♪
1231
01:24:04,137 --> 01:24:05,272
That's right.
1232
01:24:05,304 --> 01:24:06,772
♪ Here
at Willy's Wonderland ♪
1233
01:24:06,807 --> 01:24:08,641
♪ The good times never end ♪
1234
01:24:08,674 --> 01:24:10,609
♪ Birthday fun for everyone ♪
1235
01:24:10,643 --> 01:24:12,611
♪ How old are you today? ♪
1236
01:24:12,645 --> 01:24:14,948
♪ Everyone at Willy's
is home ♪
1237
01:24:14,981 --> 01:24:16,482
- ♪ And you will stay ♪
- Forever.
1238
01:24:16,515 --> 01:24:18,450
♪ It's birthday time,
it's birthday time ♪
1239
01:24:18,484 --> 01:24:20,120
♪ It's birthday time,
let's cheer ♪
1240
01:24:20,153 --> 01:24:22,956
♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪
1241
01:24:22,989 --> 01:24:26,126
Proudly serving families
since 1984.
1242
01:24:26,159 --> 01:24:29,129
[dramatic synthpop]
1243
01:24:29,162 --> 01:24:36,002
♪ ♪
1244
01:24:48,014 --> 01:24:51,017
♪ When the daylight's gone ♪
1245
01:24:51,051 --> 01:24:54,486
♪ And you find
yourself alone ♪
1246
01:24:54,520 --> 01:24:57,824
♪ Standing face to face ♪
1247
01:24:57,858 --> 01:25:00,861
♪ Against the coming storm ♪
1248
01:25:00,894 --> 01:25:04,331
♪ There's no promise
I can make to you ♪
1249
01:25:04,363 --> 01:25:07,167
♪ To take your fears away ♪
1250
01:25:07,200 --> 01:25:10,669
♪ We just need to last
the night alone ♪
1251
01:25:10,703 --> 01:25:13,672
♪ And pray we'll see the day ♪
1252
01:25:13,706 --> 01:25:18,510
♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪
1253
01:25:18,544 --> 01:25:20,213
♪ I'm taking you ♪
1254
01:25:20,247 --> 01:25:24,851
♪ To Willy's Wonderland ♪
1255
01:25:24,885 --> 01:25:26,685
♪ It's nothing new ♪
1256
01:25:26,719 --> 01:25:31,390
♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪
1257
01:25:31,423 --> 01:25:32,691
♪ Can you make it through? ♪
1258
01:25:32,725 --> 01:25:39,199
♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪
1259
01:25:39,232 --> 01:25:42,534
♪ There's an empty stage ♪
1260
01:25:42,568 --> 01:25:45,537
♪ And a body on the floor ♪
1261
01:25:45,571 --> 01:25:48,875
♪ Willy's on the prowl ♪
1262
01:25:48,909 --> 01:25:52,212
♪ We can't hide
from them much more ♪
1263
01:25:52,245 --> 01:25:55,547
♪ So take a breath
and close your eyes ♪
1264
01:25:55,581 --> 01:25:58,251
♪ The shadow's on the wall ♪
1265
01:25:58,285 --> 01:26:01,754
♪ We just need
to make it out alive ♪
1266
01:26:01,788 --> 01:26:04,757
♪ Before they kill us all ♪
1267
01:26:04,791 --> 01:26:08,761
♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪
1268
01:26:08,795 --> 01:26:11,730
Okay, now, kids,
I want you to clap your hands.
1269
01:26:11,764 --> 01:26:15,567
♪ Willy's Wonderland ♪
1270
01:26:15,601 --> 01:26:17,603
You can run,
but you can't hide.
1271
01:26:17,636 --> 01:26:21,740
♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪
1272
01:26:21,774 --> 01:26:23,910
Have you been to my
Super Happy Fun Room yet?
1273
01:26:23,944 --> 01:26:28,447
♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪
1274
01:26:28,480 --> 01:26:32,419
Then what are you
waiting for?
1275
01:26:32,451 --> 01:26:35,288
[driving country rock]
1276
01:26:35,322 --> 01:26:42,461
♪ ♪
1277
01:26:53,139 --> 01:26:55,607
♪ Driving fast
down slow roads ♪
1278
01:26:55,641 --> 01:26:58,111
♪ That's just the way I roll ♪
1279
01:26:58,144 --> 01:27:00,779
♪ I'm a moving train,
I'm falling rain ♪
1280
01:27:00,814 --> 01:27:03,649
♪ Free from heavy loads ♪
1281
01:27:03,682 --> 01:27:05,952
♪ Love the sound
an engine makes ♪
1282
01:27:05,986 --> 01:27:08,321
♪ The wind against my face ♪
1283
01:27:08,355 --> 01:27:11,458
♪ I'm a lightning bolt,
a blue steel Colt ♪
1284
01:27:11,490 --> 01:27:14,127
♪ I run but never race ♪
1285
01:27:14,160 --> 01:27:19,165
♪ ♪
1286
01:27:19,199 --> 01:27:21,968
♪ Call me crazy,
call me insane ♪
1287
01:27:22,002 --> 01:27:24,337
♪ Love me or leave me,
it's all the same ♪
1288
01:27:24,371 --> 01:27:29,809
♪ I'll be gone
before you get my name ♪
1289
01:27:29,843 --> 01:27:32,312
♪ Call me crazy,
call me insane ♪
1290
01:27:32,345 --> 01:27:34,981
♪ Tears in my rearview
fading away ♪
1291
01:27:35,015 --> 01:27:39,819
♪ I'll be gone
before you get my name ♪
1292
01:27:39,853 --> 01:27:42,489
♪ Don't tie me to a post ♪
1293
01:27:42,521 --> 01:27:44,991
♪ Put a saddle on my back ♪
1294
01:27:45,025 --> 01:27:47,827
♪ The road's my home,
I travel alone ♪
1295
01:27:47,861 --> 01:27:50,330
♪ Light is how I pack ♪
1296
01:27:50,363 --> 01:27:52,832
♪ I rarely say a word ♪
1297
01:27:52,866 --> 01:27:55,335
♪ I try to tell the truth ♪
1298
01:27:55,368 --> 01:27:58,038
♪ I'm ready to fight
to make wrong right ♪
1299
01:27:58,071 --> 01:28:01,174
♪ I'm tied until I'm loose ♪
1300
01:28:01,207 --> 01:28:06,179
♪ ♪
1301
01:28:06,212 --> 01:28:09,015
♪ Call me crazy,
call me insane ♪
1302
01:28:09,049 --> 01:28:11,351
♪ Love me or leave me,
it's all the same ♪
1303
01:28:11,384 --> 01:28:16,688
♪ I'll be gone
before you get my name ♪
1304
01:28:16,722 --> 01:28:19,225
♪ Call me crazy,
call me insane ♪
1305
01:28:19,259 --> 01:28:21,861
♪ Tears in my rearview
fading away ♪
1306
01:28:21,895 --> 01:28:27,200
♪ I'll be gone
before you get my name ♪
1307
01:28:27,233 --> 01:28:34,240
♪ ♪
1308
01:28:34,309 --> 01:28:39,309
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