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Provided by explosiveskull
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M_I_SForEver
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[sweeping music]
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♪ ♪
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[intense music]
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Hey, kids.
You know what time it is?
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It's birthday time!
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♪ It's your birthday
and we want you to have fun ♪
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♪ It's your birthday,
so let's party, everyone ♪
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♪ It's your birthday ♪
[creature growls]
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♪ And we want you
to have fun ♪
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♪ It's your birthday,
so let's party, everyone ♪
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Okay now, kids,
clap your hands
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like there's no tomorrow.
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♪ We welcome you to Willy's
where everyone's your friend ♪
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That's right.
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♪ Here at Willy's Wonderland ♪
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♪ The good times never end ♪
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[creature snarls]
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[growls]
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[suspenseful music]
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♪ ♪
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[growls]
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[screams]
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Carl!
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♪ ♪
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♪ It's your birthday
and we want you to have fun ♪
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♪ It's your birthday,
so let's party, everyone ♪
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Okay now, kids,
clap your hands
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like there's no tomorrow.
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♪ We welcome you to Willy's
where everyone's your friend ♪
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[screams]
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[intense music]
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[engine revving]
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♪ ♪
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[tires squeal]
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♪ ♪
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[tires pop]
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[brakes squeal]
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[air whistling out of tires]
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[tense music]
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♪ ♪
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[crows cawing]
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[chains rattling]
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♪ ♪
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Ah.
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♪ ♪
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Yeah, I tell everybody
that attempts the 50,
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there ain't shit out here,
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but you gotta be prepared
for anything.
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A bunch of fun-loving kids
stole the zigzag
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out of the back of the
sheriff's pickup a month ago.
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Guess you found it for 'em.
[laughs]
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You know what some folks
consider funny?
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Just ruin
a man's whole damn day.
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God's honest truth.
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Now, where'd you say
you're from?
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Oh, you're one of those guys
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that don't wanna look back,
huh?
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You're one where the past lives
in the past, huh?
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Yeah, I understand.
No, I can't blame you.
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I mean, we all got
so much baggage.
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I just say, move forward.
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You're a rolling stone.
Yup.
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We had a car chase around here
a while back.
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Some boy got up
to 150 miles an hour,
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just launched it right off
Tension's Peak, man.
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It's like a superhero.
It went fwoom!
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Carnage was terrible.
It was just... wow.
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[intense music]
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♪ ♪
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[siren wails]
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Oh, fuck me.
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♪ ♪
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[engine revving]
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- Will you just stop it?
- Open the door!
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I'll open the damn door.
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What the hell
is wrong with you?
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No!
God damn it.
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Hey Jed, what's up?
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This old boy had
the misfortune
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of finding your zigzags
out there.
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I figured
I'd bring 'em back to you.
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- He all right?
- Yeah, he'll be all right.
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Tire's not, but he'll be fine.
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He had this pretty Camaro
right here.
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Yes, yes, it was
that ocean blue...
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[soft music]
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♪ ♪
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Jed, I'll come by
and get 'em later.
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All turning around,
spinning out, everything.
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He just slid right in there
and then pop, pop...
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I don't have time
for this today, okay?
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Yes, ma'am.
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[engine turns over]
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- Take this off me.
- Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
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There's not a chance in hell
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I'm letting you out
of this trailer tonight.
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I hate you.
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Oh, talk sweet to me
all you want.
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Get down.
You know the drill. Get down.
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- Get out of my way.
- Come here.
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What the hell are you doing?
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- Wait.
- I'll be back in the morning.
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What... how the hell
am I supposed to eat?
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How am I supposed
to take a piss?
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There are chips
is on the coffee table
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and a bucket on the floor.
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Try not to make a mess.
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You're a bitch.
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Oh, I love you too.
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[smooches]
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♪ ♪
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[tense musical stings]
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Hey, it's gonna be
about $250 for the tow,
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and we'll need
all four tires replaced.
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And there was something wrong
with that chip, I think.
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But I can fix it
for about $1,000.
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Yep.
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No, cash only. Uh-uh, no.
And in advance.
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Yeah, I don't take
no plastic credit cards.
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Oh, that over there.
[chuckles]
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Yeah, we ain't got
no internet in Hayesville.
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Yeah, so all the ATMs,
they just don't work.
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Yeah, we were gonna get it,
but they just didn't.
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[laughs]
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You ain't got the cash, huh?
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Now ain't that a dilly
of a pickle?
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Hmm.
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You willing to work it off?
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Okay, then.
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I think I've got somebody
who can accommodate.
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[keypad beeping]
[line rings]
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Hey, kid.
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I got a guy for you.
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[train whistle blows]
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You want god to laugh,
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you tell him your plans.
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[laughs]
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Howdy there, partner.
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My name is Tex,
same as the state.
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Got the handle Macadoo.
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Welcome to Willy's Wonderland.
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- Yeah, he don't talk much.
- And I respect that.
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I enjoy a man of few words.
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Well, business is not
what it used to be,
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but I am fixing to reopen
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and make Willy's
better than ever.
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Anyway, enough horseshit.
Here's my offer.
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You spend the night
cleaning Willy's Wonderland
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and I will pay
to have your car fixed.
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I go on in tomorrow,
you come out of there,
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and your ride will be
ready for you right there.
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Deal?
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[tense music]
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♪ ♪
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If not, I got places to be.
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[chuckles]
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All right. All right.
[chuckles]
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Let's go inside.
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Good luck, mister.
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[door squeaks]
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Watch your step.
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Check this out.
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Hey kids,
it's Willy the Weasel.
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Welcome to my wonderland.
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Come on down
and meet the gang.
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We've got Arty the Alligator,
Siren Sara,
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Cammy the Chameleon,
Gus Gorilla,
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Knighty Knight,
Ozzie the Ostrich,
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and Tito the Turtle.
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♪ It's your birthday,
so let's party, everyone ♪
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♪ It's your birthday
and we want you to have fun ♪
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♪ It's your birthday,
so let's party, everyone ♪
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We had some great times.
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Kids laughing, smiling,
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eating hot dogs,
opening presents.
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♪ ♪
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You know the story, right?
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Well, some of these
little bastards start crawling
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over the characters,
they get hurt.
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A couple of lawsuits later
from Mommy Safety Organizations
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and wham, bam, thank you ma'am,
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we're out of business.
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Shut us right down.
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♪ ♪
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Damn thing always gets jammed.
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[sighs]
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Yeah.
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This stuff oughta do the trick.
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Broom, mop, bucket,
drain snake,
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Windex, rags,
whatever you need, we got it.
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Oh, lookee here.
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Congratulations.
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You are officially on staff.
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[sighs]
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Well, pal,
it's gonna be dark soon.
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I'll be back in the morning
with that car of yours
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dapper and ready to drive
or my name is not Tex Macadoo.
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[chuckles]
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Help yourself to whatever
you can find in the kitchen.
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It's on the house.
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And be sure to take breaks.
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Always good to pace yourself.
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That's it.
Good luck.
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[exhales]
Damn.
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I thought you quit.
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My last one.
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[sighs]
Piece of shit.
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All right,
let's get the hell outta here.
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I can't stand to hear
a grown man scream.
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- Liv, you in there?
- Oh, shit.
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Yeah, I'm in here.
Can you help me out?
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- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- Okay, calm down, dude.
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No need to be a superhero.
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- Oh!
- Oh, my God.
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Oh, damn it! Oh!
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Nice one, genius.
The door was unlocked.
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How am I supposed
to know that?
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Oh, shit.
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Let me see if we can find
something
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to get you out of that.
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She gave you a bucket?
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Bitch is wicked.
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- Liv, you okay?
- Are you okay?
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Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. Just...
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I found a screwdriver.
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What the hell are we gonna do
with a screwdriver?
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Have y'all never worn
handcuffs before?
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Oh, shut up.
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Why not just look
for the key?
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What the hell am I looking
in the fridge for?
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God, these eggs are
definitely bad.
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We need, like, a saw
or a pliers or something.
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- Pliers?
- Can't find no key in here.
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- Shut up and find something.
- You shut up!
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You ain't had no handcuffs on.
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[clears throat]
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Gee, thanks for the help, guys.
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- Cool. We good.
- Yo.
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Come on. We're late.
I saw the bait already.
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Where?
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Well, he was with Jed
in his truck.
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Probably locked inside Willy's
by now.
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Well, let's roll out.
I wanna see that bitch burn.
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Yeah, burn, baby, burn.
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Wait, guys, this isn't
for your entertainment, okay?
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It's for doing what's right.
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It's gotta be
a little entertaining.
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Look, I wanna see
them freak bastards die
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for what I see 'em do.
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Shut up, dude.
What have you seen them do?
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Remember that one time
I was...
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Okay, shut up.
Guys.
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If we're doing this,
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we're gonna do this
as a mission,
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not a field trip.
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Are you with me or not?
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Yeah, we're with you, Liv.
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Whatever you say.
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Yeah.
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00:15:57,030 --> 00:15:59,667
All right. Let's do this.
262
00:15:59,700 --> 00:16:02,536
[high-energy music]
263
00:16:02,569 --> 00:16:09,543
♪ ♪
264
00:16:22,088 --> 00:16:24,558
[watch beeps]
265
00:16:44,745 --> 00:16:47,715
[eerie music]
266
00:16:47,748 --> 00:16:54,755
♪ ♪
267
00:17:11,438 --> 00:17:12,607
[squeaks]
268
00:17:21,616 --> 00:17:24,484
[door creaks]
269
00:17:31,626 --> 00:17:38,633
♪ ♪
270
00:17:40,968 --> 00:17:43,269
[door bangs]
271
00:17:43,303 --> 00:17:50,477
♪ ♪
272
00:18:02,857 --> 00:18:06,627
[groaning and creaking]
273
00:18:06,661 --> 00:18:09,830
[rattling]
274
00:18:19,205 --> 00:18:22,342
[watch beeping]
275
00:18:34,689 --> 00:18:36,824
[sighs]
276
00:18:36,857 --> 00:18:39,827
[mysterious music]
277
00:18:39,860 --> 00:18:46,734
♪ ♪
278
00:19:11,058 --> 00:19:14,561
[watch beeping]
279
00:19:20,735 --> 00:19:23,871
[eerie music]
280
00:19:23,904 --> 00:19:26,874
[heavy breathing]
281
00:19:26,907 --> 00:19:33,748
♪ ♪
282
00:19:56,604 --> 00:19:59,740
[ominous music building]
283
00:19:59,774 --> 00:20:06,614
♪ ♪
284
00:20:26,834 --> 00:20:28,969
[animatronic creaks]
285
00:20:43,818 --> 00:20:45,451
[creaks]
286
00:20:45,485 --> 00:20:47,288
I'm gonna feast on your face!
287
00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:50,825
[suspenseful music]
288
00:20:52,827 --> 00:20:55,296
♪ ♪
289
00:20:55,361 --> 00:20:57,131
[growls]
290
00:20:57,164 --> 00:20:59,667
♪ ♪
291
00:20:59,700 --> 00:21:00,835
[roars]
292
00:21:02,502 --> 00:21:05,471
[tense music]
293
00:21:05,505 --> 00:21:11,145
♪ ♪
294
00:21:11,178 --> 00:21:14,148
[suspenseful music]
295
00:21:14,181 --> 00:21:17,318
[grunting]
296
00:21:17,350 --> 00:21:18,819
[roars]
297
00:21:18,853 --> 00:21:22,656
♪ ♪
298
00:21:22,690 --> 00:21:24,992
[roars]
299
00:21:25,025 --> 00:21:27,828
[grunting]
300
00:21:27,862 --> 00:21:28,829
[shrieks]
301
00:21:28,863 --> 00:21:33,334
[grunting]
302
00:21:33,366 --> 00:21:36,337
[screaming]
303
00:21:36,369 --> 00:21:43,543
♪ ♪
304
00:22:21,414 --> 00:22:25,085
[tongue clicking]
305
00:22:35,596 --> 00:22:38,399
Sheriff, if I may,
306
00:22:38,431 --> 00:22:41,235
why'd you request the state
to send backup for one night
307
00:22:41,268 --> 00:22:44,071
to curfew a place
the size of a postage stamp?
308
00:22:44,104 --> 00:22:46,240
[laughs]
309
00:22:46,273 --> 00:22:48,075
Oh, don't get me wrong.
310
00:22:48,108 --> 00:22:51,912
I got a wife and kid on the way
and I do love the overtime pay.
311
00:22:51,946 --> 00:22:54,782
- Double overtime.
- Right.
312
00:22:59,954 --> 00:23:03,757
So what's the plan
the rest of the evening?
313
00:23:03,791 --> 00:23:05,759
- See that phone?
- Yeah.
314
00:23:05,793 --> 00:23:08,796
We're gonna sit here
and pray it don't ring.
315
00:23:10,463 --> 00:23:11,765
Copy that.
316
00:23:11,799 --> 00:23:13,466
[dramatic musical sting]
317
00:23:21,141 --> 00:23:22,810
[chains rattle]
318
00:23:30,985 --> 00:23:33,654
[watch beeps]
319
00:23:52,339 --> 00:23:54,141
[groans]
320
00:23:54,174 --> 00:23:57,011
[relaxed jazz music]
321
00:23:57,044 --> 00:24:04,018
♪ ♪
322
00:24:15,195 --> 00:24:18,365
[watch beeping]
323
00:24:18,399 --> 00:24:25,339
♪ ♪
324
00:24:25,372 --> 00:24:29,676
[door creaks]
325
00:24:29,710 --> 00:24:31,345
[tense electronic music]
326
00:24:31,378 --> 00:24:34,348
[light buzzing]
327
00:24:34,381 --> 00:24:41,221
♪ ♪
328
00:25:29,470 --> 00:25:32,439
[chipper music]
329
00:25:32,473 --> 00:25:35,242
♪ ♪
330
00:25:35,275 --> 00:25:37,077
♪ To the beat ♪
331
00:25:37,111 --> 00:25:40,914
♪ Whistle loud, whistle low ♪
332
00:25:40,948 --> 00:25:44,418
♪ Sway your hips
and here we go ♪
333
00:25:44,451 --> 00:25:46,588
- Hey, Tito.
- Hola, Willy.
334
00:25:46,620 --> 00:25:48,622
I hear that there's
a birthday boy
335
00:25:48,655 --> 00:25:50,090
in the audience tonight.
336
00:25:50,124 --> 00:25:52,259
Sí, Willy.
Cantamos.
337
00:25:52,292 --> 00:25:56,096
♪ It's your birthday
and we want you to have fun ♪
338
00:25:56,130 --> 00:26:00,100
♪ It's your birthday,
so let's party, everyone ♪
339
00:26:00,134 --> 00:26:03,637
♪ It's your birthday
and we want you to have fun ♪
340
00:26:03,670 --> 00:26:04,938
[distorting]
♪ It's your birthday ♪
341
00:26:04,972 --> 00:26:07,141
♪ So let's party, everyone ♪
342
00:26:10,644 --> 00:26:11,778
[door creaks]
343
00:26:11,812 --> 00:26:14,781
[eerie music]
344
00:26:14,815 --> 00:26:21,989
♪ ♪
345
00:26:35,836 --> 00:26:39,173
Let's play hide and seek.
346
00:26:41,842 --> 00:26:46,013
♪ You'll never find me ♪
347
00:26:46,046 --> 00:26:49,651
I'm gonna eat your eyes out
and then feast on your soul.
348
00:26:49,683 --> 00:26:53,487
[distorted laugh]
349
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:58,158
You're as icy as an igloo.
350
00:26:58,192 --> 00:26:59,661
Happy day.
351
00:26:59,693 --> 00:27:02,329
You're getting warmer.
352
00:27:02,362 --> 00:27:04,698
You're as hot
as a pancake on a grill
353
00:27:04,731 --> 00:27:06,366
and just as yummy.
354
00:27:14,708 --> 00:27:17,211
[roars]
355
00:27:17,244 --> 00:27:18,378
Gorilla greetings.
356
00:27:18,412 --> 00:27:19,713
[snarls]
357
00:27:19,746 --> 00:27:22,849
[grunting]
358
00:27:22,883 --> 00:27:25,852
[suspenseful music]
359
00:27:25,886 --> 00:27:28,522
♪ ♪
360
00:27:28,555 --> 00:27:31,892
[cackles]
361
00:27:31,925 --> 00:27:34,528
[laughs]
That tickles.
362
00:27:34,561 --> 00:27:40,200
♪ ♪
363
00:27:40,234 --> 00:27:42,736
[cackles]
364
00:27:42,769 --> 00:27:49,910
♪ ♪
365
00:27:57,585 --> 00:28:00,220
But we were friends.
366
00:28:00,254 --> 00:28:03,423
[grunting]
367
00:28:07,294 --> 00:28:09,429
[sparks fizzle]
368
00:28:23,277 --> 00:28:27,114
[grunting]
369
00:28:43,830 --> 00:28:46,768
[ominous music]
370
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:53,974
♪ ♪
371
00:29:09,990 --> 00:29:14,828
[watch beeping]
372
00:29:22,670 --> 00:29:25,839
[sighing]
373
00:29:48,562 --> 00:29:51,833
["Pop Goes the Weasel"]
[table dinging]
374
00:29:51,865 --> 00:29:54,501
♪ ♪
375
00:29:54,534 --> 00:29:55,502
Ah.
376
00:29:55,535 --> 00:29:58,205
[watch beeps]
377
00:30:01,041 --> 00:30:04,010
[driving music]
378
00:30:04,044 --> 00:30:10,884
♪ ♪
379
00:30:32,072 --> 00:30:33,540
- Hey, Chris.
- What?
380
00:30:33,573 --> 00:30:35,375
Can you pour gas
literally anywhere else?
381
00:30:35,409 --> 00:30:36,878
I'm sorry you pour
like crap, Aaron.
382
00:30:36,910 --> 00:30:38,378
You're pouring gas
on top of my gas.
383
00:30:38,412 --> 00:30:39,747
All right,
let me go over here
384
00:30:39,781 --> 00:30:41,548
- and I'll just paint the bush.
- Perfect. Thank you.
385
00:30:41,582 --> 00:30:44,886
Hey, you blowing bubbles?
Bring your ass.
386
00:30:44,918 --> 00:30:45,887
You forgot the lighter,
didn't you?
387
00:30:45,919 --> 00:30:47,053
No, I didn't.
388
00:30:47,087 --> 00:30:48,388
- Then let me see it.
- Oh, my God.
389
00:30:48,422 --> 00:30:50,591
There you go.
Yeah, all right.
390
00:30:54,428 --> 00:30:56,062
Wait, wait, wait.
Uh-uh. Not yet.
391
00:30:56,096 --> 00:30:57,899
- [scoffs]
- That guy's still in there.
392
00:30:57,931 --> 00:30:59,433
We gotta get him out first.
393
00:31:01,803 --> 00:31:03,069
[knocking at window]
394
00:31:03,103 --> 00:31:06,607
Hey, sir! Sir!
395
00:31:06,641 --> 00:31:08,942
You're not safe in there.
We gotta get you out.
396
00:31:12,946 --> 00:31:14,916
- Hey!
- Well, that was rude.
397
00:31:14,948 --> 00:31:16,249
Hey, look,
if he don't wanna be safe,
398
00:31:16,283 --> 00:31:17,752
it's his ass, not ours.
399
00:31:17,785 --> 00:31:19,085
Tough shit.
400
00:31:19,119 --> 00:31:20,420
I'm getting him out
whether he likes it or not.
401
00:31:20,454 --> 00:31:21,756
You wanna go in there
with those things?
402
00:31:21,789 --> 00:31:22,924
Are you high?
403
00:31:22,956 --> 00:31:24,257
Look, if he wanna
be cremated,
404
00:31:24,291 --> 00:31:25,593
- that's his business.
- Yeah.
405
00:31:25,626 --> 00:31:26,960
I'm sorry,
but I'm just not okay
406
00:31:26,993 --> 00:31:28,428
with letting somebody
burn alive in there
407
00:31:28,462 --> 00:31:31,599
if we can do something
about it.
408
00:31:31,632 --> 00:31:33,601
- She's right.
- Of course she is, Chris.
409
00:31:33,634 --> 00:31:34,602
Oh, shut up!
410
00:31:34,635 --> 00:31:36,102
Hurry this shit up
so we can go home.
411
00:31:36,136 --> 00:31:37,437
I'll figure out
how to get inside,
412
00:31:37,471 --> 00:31:39,272
but I'm not putting
you guys in danger.
413
00:31:39,306 --> 00:31:42,610
You just figure out
how to get us out once I do.
414
00:31:42,643 --> 00:31:44,144
Okay.
415
00:31:48,683 --> 00:31:52,986
[air duct clunking]
416
00:31:53,019 --> 00:31:55,957
[eerie music]
417
00:31:55,989 --> 00:32:03,163
♪ ♪
418
00:32:41,368 --> 00:32:44,504
[suspenseful music]
419
00:32:44,538 --> 00:32:51,244
♪ ♪
420
00:32:54,882 --> 00:32:57,517
[growling]
421
00:32:57,551 --> 00:33:01,521
♪ ♪
422
00:33:01,555 --> 00:33:04,224
[snarls]
423
00:33:06,727 --> 00:33:08,194
I didn't even know
you smoked.
424
00:33:08,228 --> 00:33:11,064
[coughs]
Where'd you get this?
425
00:33:11,097 --> 00:33:13,034
I grew it myself.
I call it No Clue.
426
00:33:13,066 --> 00:33:15,736
- How much THC is in it?
- No clue.
427
00:33:15,770 --> 00:33:17,038
- [coughs]
- [whimpers]
428
00:33:17,070 --> 00:33:19,439
- What?
- I'm cold.
429
00:33:19,941 --> 00:33:22,911
[eerie music]
430
00:33:22,944 --> 00:33:29,951
♪ ♪
431
00:33:43,297 --> 00:33:45,432
[shrieks]
432
00:33:45,466 --> 00:33:47,969
I've waited so long
for a girl to play with.
433
00:33:50,806 --> 00:33:53,474
[shrieks]
434
00:33:53,507 --> 00:33:55,277
- Wanna see my treehouse?
- Uh-uh.
435
00:33:55,309 --> 00:33:57,645
Not today, girlfriend.
436
00:33:57,678 --> 00:33:59,114
[giggles]
437
00:33:59,147 --> 00:34:01,448
Ow.
438
00:34:01,482 --> 00:34:03,785
Come play with me.
439
00:34:03,819 --> 00:34:09,657
♪ ♪
440
00:34:09,690 --> 00:34:15,329
♪ Ring around the rosie ♪
441
00:34:15,362 --> 00:34:21,169
♪ A pocketful of posies ♪
442
00:34:21,203 --> 00:34:26,640
♪ Ashes, ashes ♪
443
00:34:26,674 --> 00:34:30,477
♪ We all fall ♪
444
00:34:30,511 --> 00:34:33,647
[screams]
445
00:34:33,681 --> 00:34:35,150
Holy shit.
Guys, that was Liv.
446
00:34:35,183 --> 00:34:36,650
We gotta go after her.
447
00:34:36,684 --> 00:34:37,819
I'm out this bitch.
Y'all playing.
448
00:34:37,853 --> 00:34:39,653
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Both: Bobby!
449
00:34:39,687 --> 00:34:41,323
What?
450
00:34:41,355 --> 00:34:43,158
Are y'all serious right now?
451
00:34:43,191 --> 00:34:44,993
We supposed to go in there
and get killed too?
452
00:34:45,026 --> 00:34:46,828
You wanna stay here?
We gotta do something.
453
00:34:46,862 --> 00:34:48,529
No, I actually wanna leave,
454
00:34:48,562 --> 00:34:50,497
and I thought y'all might
want to also, but I don't care.
455
00:34:50,531 --> 00:34:52,366
- Fine. I'll go.
- No, no, I'll go.
456
00:34:52,399 --> 00:34:54,501
No, wait... hey, stop, stop.
457
00:34:54,535 --> 00:34:56,004
This is Liv
we're talking about.
458
00:34:56,037 --> 00:34:58,672
- Move out of the way.
- What? No!
459
00:34:58,706 --> 00:35:00,876
Damn!
460
00:35:00,909 --> 00:35:03,011
Hey, hey. Whoa, hey.
Y'all look away.
461
00:35:03,044 --> 00:35:05,713
Baby, God damn.
Hey, y'all back up, man.
462
00:35:06,915 --> 00:35:13,889
♪ ♪
463
00:35:25,566 --> 00:35:27,369
[branches snap]
464
00:35:27,401 --> 00:35:31,373
[both grunt]
465
00:35:31,405 --> 00:35:33,375
Thank God you're still alive.
We gotta get you outta here.
466
00:35:33,407 --> 00:35:34,708
I stopped that bitch,
467
00:35:34,742 --> 00:35:37,379
but that won't keep her away
for long, so...
468
00:35:37,411 --> 00:35:38,712
hey!
469
00:35:38,746 --> 00:35:42,217
Did you not hear
what I just said?
470
00:35:42,250 --> 00:35:43,885
Hey!
471
00:35:43,919 --> 00:35:50,424
♪ ♪
472
00:35:51,126 --> 00:35:54,561
We go in, fast, we split up,
and as soon as we find Liv
473
00:35:54,595 --> 00:35:57,564
and this janitor dude,
we're out.
474
00:35:57,598 --> 00:35:59,267
- Hmm.
- What, Aaron?
475
00:35:59,301 --> 00:36:01,403
We just don't need any more
Batman bullshit, all right?
476
00:36:01,435 --> 00:36:02,736
Okay. Thank you.
Yeah, I know.
477
00:36:02,770 --> 00:36:04,738
It's only going to make it
less safe for everyone else.
478
00:36:04,772 --> 00:36:08,076
You mean
kinda like Liv just did?
479
00:36:08,109 --> 00:36:09,911
Excuse me?
480
00:36:09,945 --> 00:36:12,746
Say what you gotta say.
Speak up.
481
00:36:12,781 --> 00:36:15,083
Now's the time, Dan.
482
00:36:15,116 --> 00:36:17,751
You ain't gonna say it?
483
00:36:17,786 --> 00:36:19,453
Do you guys have
something in mind?
484
00:36:19,486 --> 00:36:20,621
Hell yeah, we do.
485
00:36:20,654 --> 00:36:22,290
Everything you telling us
not to do,
486
00:36:22,324 --> 00:36:25,093
that's exactly what your dream
girl got us up here doing.
487
00:36:25,126 --> 00:36:27,262
And now we probably all getting
fucked up because of it.
488
00:36:27,295 --> 00:36:29,431
- Bobby.
- What?
489
00:36:29,496 --> 00:36:31,132
Am I lying?
490
00:36:31,166 --> 00:36:34,936
No, I'm not. It's the truth.
491
00:36:34,970 --> 00:36:37,939
- Fine. I'll just go myself.
- Oh, whatever, Chris.
492
00:36:37,973 --> 00:36:40,607
When are you getting it through
your thick-ass skull, huh?
493
00:36:40,641 --> 00:36:42,110
Kissing that ass
494
00:36:42,143 --> 00:36:44,112
ain't gonna get you
that ass, playboy.
495
00:36:44,145 --> 00:36:45,981
It'll more than likely
get you killed,
496
00:36:46,014 --> 00:36:49,150
and ain't nobody,
except for you, baby,
497
00:36:49,184 --> 00:36:51,453
worth none of this bullshit
you got us up here doing.
498
00:36:51,485 --> 00:36:53,955
So you know what?
I'm out this bitch.
499
00:36:53,989 --> 00:36:55,824
Baby, let's go.
500
00:36:58,026 --> 00:37:00,161
No, Chris! Chris!
501
00:37:00,195 --> 00:37:02,297
- Oh, shit!
- [screams]
502
00:37:02,330 --> 00:37:05,467
Bobby!
503
00:37:05,499 --> 00:37:08,136
[all scream]
504
00:37:08,169 --> 00:37:09,471
[groans]
505
00:37:09,503 --> 00:37:11,973
- God damn!
- Everybody okay?
506
00:37:12,007 --> 00:37:14,009
- Yeah.
- Nice of you guys to join us.
507
00:37:16,677 --> 00:37:17,812
Wait, what are you guys
doing here?
508
00:37:17,846 --> 00:37:19,513
Oh, my God.
Liv, you're alive.
509
00:37:21,883 --> 00:37:23,650
I thought we all agreed you
were supposed to stay outside
510
00:37:23,684 --> 00:37:25,320
and help us find a way out.
511
00:37:25,353 --> 00:37:26,821
Yeah, uh...
512
00:37:26,855 --> 00:37:28,823
Now how the hell are we
supposed to get out of here?
513
00:37:28,857 --> 00:37:30,158
I tried to keep 'em
on the roof,
514
00:37:30,191 --> 00:37:31,026
but they wouldn't listen.
515
00:37:31,059 --> 00:37:32,160
It's your fault
we were on the roof.
516
00:37:32,193 --> 00:37:33,660
- It's my fault?
- It was your fault.
517
00:37:33,694 --> 00:37:35,662
Guys, guys, it's happening.
It's happening now.
518
00:37:35,696 --> 00:37:38,500
Oh, that's the nasty bitch
that tried to kill me.
519
00:37:38,532 --> 00:37:40,001
Liv.
520
00:37:40,035 --> 00:37:41,668
♪ We're all friends ♪
521
00:37:41,702 --> 00:37:44,005
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- What are you doing?
522
00:37:44,039 --> 00:37:45,840
- Hey, what the hell, man?
- What are you... dude!
523
00:37:45,874 --> 00:37:47,008
Put her down, okay?
524
00:37:47,042 --> 00:37:50,011
I'm trying to help you,
you dumbass!
525
00:37:50,045 --> 00:37:51,513
Seriously?
526
00:37:51,545 --> 00:37:52,847
I'm trying
to help him understand
527
00:37:52,881 --> 00:37:55,682
that he's gonna die in here,
but he won't listen to me.
528
00:37:55,716 --> 00:37:57,385
♪ Sing, sing, sing ♪
529
00:37:57,419 --> 00:37:59,354
Wait a second.
530
00:37:59,387 --> 00:38:01,022
Wasn't there eight of them?
531
00:38:01,056 --> 00:38:03,358
[chipper music]
532
00:38:03,391 --> 00:38:05,193
♪ We're all friends ♪
533
00:38:05,226 --> 00:38:07,195
- ♪ We like to run ♪
- Oh, that's badass.
534
00:38:07,228 --> 00:38:11,366
♪ Run, run, run
to the beat of the drum ♪
535
00:38:11,399 --> 00:38:12,733
Oh, this is good.
536
00:38:12,766 --> 00:38:15,203
We're connecting.
We're sharing our feelings.
537
00:38:15,236 --> 00:38:16,871
♪ We're all friends ♪
538
00:38:16,905 --> 00:38:18,705
♪ We like to dance ♪
539
00:38:18,739 --> 00:38:20,208
♪ Dance, dance, dance ♪
540
00:38:20,241 --> 00:38:22,410
♪ Like there's ants
in our pants ♪
541
00:38:22,444 --> 00:38:25,413
♪ ♪
542
00:38:25,447 --> 00:38:26,881
Whoa.
543
00:38:26,915 --> 00:38:28,416
Have you been
to my Super Happy Fun Room yet?
544
00:38:28,450 --> 00:38:30,051
This is cool.
545
00:38:30,085 --> 00:38:32,220
Well, what are you
waiting for?
546
00:38:32,253 --> 00:38:35,890
♪ The Super Happy Fun Room
is super happy fun ♪
547
00:38:35,924 --> 00:38:37,926
- Yo. Look.
- ♪ Join us in the Fun Room ♪
548
00:38:37,959 --> 00:38:40,061
♪ Where you'll be number one ♪
549
00:38:40,095 --> 00:38:41,896
- ♪ Popcorn, cake, and hot dogs ♪
- Let's go.
550
00:38:41,930 --> 00:38:43,730
♪ Soda and candy too ♪
551
00:38:43,764 --> 00:38:45,567
♪ The Super Happy Fun Room ♪
552
00:38:45,599 --> 00:38:47,569
I know the bullshit story
they told you.
553
00:38:47,601 --> 00:38:49,404
That if you clean up
the place tonight,
554
00:38:49,437 --> 00:38:53,074
they'll pay to have your tires
fixed by morning, right?
555
00:38:53,108 --> 00:38:54,576
It's a lie.
556
00:38:54,608 --> 00:38:55,776
They've said the same story
557
00:38:55,810 --> 00:38:58,413
to countless other
over the last 20 years.
558
00:38:58,446 --> 00:38:59,581
They baited you.
559
00:38:59,613 --> 00:39:01,583
You're here
to be a human sacrifice.
560
00:39:01,615 --> 00:39:04,252
You're here to be eaten
and killed.
561
00:39:04,285 --> 00:39:06,921
Do you understand that?
562
00:39:06,955 --> 00:39:10,091
This town has a dark history.
563
00:39:10,125 --> 00:39:14,095
And it all starts
with this horrible place.
564
00:39:14,129 --> 00:39:15,430
You know, Willy's may seem
565
00:39:15,463 --> 00:39:18,099
like a happy-go-lucky
child's play place,
566
00:39:18,133 --> 00:39:21,469
but it's much, much more
than that.
567
00:39:21,503 --> 00:39:23,637
Willy's was built in 1996,
568
00:39:23,670 --> 00:39:26,608
the brainchild
of Jerry Robert Willis.
569
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:29,444
If that name sounds familiar
to you, it should.
570
00:39:29,477 --> 00:39:31,946
Jerry was
one of the last century's
571
00:39:31,980 --> 00:39:34,616
most sick and sadistic
serial killers.
572
00:39:34,648 --> 00:39:38,319
Jerry spent most of the time
cultivating similar sickos.
573
00:39:38,353 --> 00:39:40,654
I mean, these were
the most depraved people
574
00:39:40,687 --> 00:39:42,957
you could ever imagine.
575
00:39:42,991 --> 00:39:45,659
Often, Jerry
and his crew would
576
00:39:45,692 --> 00:39:48,496
whisk away
unsuspecting families
577
00:39:48,530 --> 00:39:52,300
to the Super Happy Fun Room.
578
00:39:52,333 --> 00:39:53,635
Once inside,
579
00:39:53,667 --> 00:39:56,804
the families would be treated
to a birthday cake
580
00:39:56,838 --> 00:39:59,974
and a private show
by Willy Weasel.
581
00:40:00,008 --> 00:40:02,143
The shows would always end
the same way.
582
00:40:02,177 --> 00:40:05,146
[dramatic music]
583
00:40:05,180 --> 00:40:07,182
♪ ♪
584
00:40:07,215 --> 00:40:10,151
After numerous
missing persons reports
585
00:40:10,185 --> 00:40:14,155
and suspicious smells coming
from the inside of Willy's,
586
00:40:14,189 --> 00:40:16,524
the law felt it was time
to investigate.
587
00:40:16,558 --> 00:40:20,161
[sirens wailing]
588
00:40:20,195 --> 00:40:23,531
♪ ♪
589
00:40:23,565 --> 00:40:26,000
Jerry and his gang refused
590
00:40:26,034 --> 00:40:28,870
to be taken alive.
591
00:40:28,903 --> 00:40:30,505
After the police
finally entered
592
00:40:30,538 --> 00:40:33,208
the Super Happy Fun Room,
593
00:40:33,241 --> 00:40:36,844
they discovered
that Jerry and his crew
594
00:40:36,878 --> 00:40:40,014
had performed
a satanic suicide ritual.
595
00:40:40,048 --> 00:40:42,350
Instead of surrendering,
596
00:40:42,383 --> 00:40:46,187
the killers decided
to take their own lives.
597
00:40:46,221 --> 00:40:50,024
Those familiar
with satanic rituals speculate
598
00:40:50,058 --> 00:40:53,695
that the suicide ritual
was some sort of a Katra
599
00:40:53,727 --> 00:40:55,530
transfer of energy
600
00:40:55,563 --> 00:40:57,031
where the memory
601
00:40:57,065 --> 00:40:58,900
and consciousness
of the living
602
00:40:58,933 --> 00:41:02,704
relocate into
non-living entities.
603
00:41:02,736 --> 00:41:06,074
In this case,
the animatronic robots.
604
00:41:07,909 --> 00:41:10,912
Ten years later,
Willy's reopens
605
00:41:10,945 --> 00:41:13,248
with a new owner, Tex Macadoo.
606
00:41:13,281 --> 00:41:14,916
He tries to keep
the current public
607
00:41:14,949 --> 00:41:17,552
unaware of its horrific past.
608
00:41:17,585 --> 00:41:20,054
Things are wrong
from the start.
609
00:41:20,088 --> 00:41:22,557
There's reports
that the creatures would
610
00:41:22,590 --> 00:41:23,891
move on their own.
611
00:41:23,925 --> 00:41:25,393
Some would say things
612
00:41:25,426 --> 00:41:27,562
they weren't programmed
to say.
613
00:41:27,595 --> 00:41:31,399
[giggles]
Wanna fuck, fatty?
614
00:41:31,432 --> 00:41:33,767
And others would kill
615
00:41:33,801 --> 00:41:36,904
and feast on customers.
616
00:41:36,938 --> 00:41:39,107
After several
ghastly incidents,
617
00:41:39,140 --> 00:41:42,277
Willy's closes
its doors again.
618
00:41:42,310 --> 00:41:46,414
But Tex still doesn't
bulldoze it to the ground.
619
00:41:46,447 --> 00:41:49,083
Why, you may ask?
620
00:41:49,117 --> 00:41:51,252
Because Willy got to him.
621
00:41:51,286 --> 00:41:53,921
Convinced him to make a deal
with the devil.
622
00:41:53,955 --> 00:41:56,424
Along with all those
other backwoods inbreds
623
00:41:56,457 --> 00:41:59,127
in this sorry town.
624
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:01,629
Speaking of
backwoods inbreds,
625
00:42:01,663 --> 00:42:03,264
where'd Bob and Kathy go?
626
00:42:03,298 --> 00:42:04,599
[door creaks]
627
00:42:04,632 --> 00:42:07,602
[eerie music]
628
00:42:07,635 --> 00:42:08,770
♪ ♪
629
00:42:08,803 --> 00:42:10,938
Whoa.
630
00:42:10,972 --> 00:42:17,312
♪ ♪
631
00:42:18,479 --> 00:42:21,282
This is where
it actually happened.
632
00:42:21,316 --> 00:42:24,452
This is where those
kid killers offed themselves.
633
00:42:24,485 --> 00:42:27,155
Oh.
634
00:42:27,188 --> 00:42:28,791
Cool.
635
00:42:28,823 --> 00:42:30,658
The fuck?
636
00:42:30,692 --> 00:42:37,832
♪ ♪
637
00:42:40,668 --> 00:42:41,969
[laughs]
638
00:42:42,003 --> 00:42:46,641
♪ ♪
639
00:42:46,674 --> 00:42:50,478
Okay, yeah, this is...
640
00:42:50,511 --> 00:42:52,480
this is weird as fuck.
641
00:42:52,513 --> 00:42:56,017
Yo, who the hell bringing
their kids up in here?
642
00:42:56,050 --> 00:42:58,353
Shit, not my kids.
[scoffs]
643
00:42:58,386 --> 00:43:02,323
Not our kids.
644
00:43:02,357 --> 00:43:05,393
Is it weird that I'm getting
really turned on right now?
645
00:43:07,228 --> 00:43:09,364
Oh, you a freak freak.
646
00:43:09,397 --> 00:43:12,835
It's never seemed
to bother you before.
647
00:43:12,867 --> 00:43:14,502
Who says it bothers me now?
648
00:43:14,535 --> 00:43:21,376
♪ ♪
649
00:43:24,379 --> 00:43:27,715
Hmm.
650
00:43:27,749 --> 00:43:29,517
Happy birthday, baby.
651
00:43:29,550 --> 00:43:33,388
It's not my birthday.
652
00:43:33,421 --> 00:43:36,391
I still wanna see you
in your birthday suit.
653
00:43:40,561 --> 00:43:42,530
Have you been listening
to a word I've been saying?
654
00:43:42,563 --> 00:43:44,198
Look at all these
naughty birthday boys
655
00:43:44,232 --> 00:43:46,033
- and birthday girls.
- Oh, shit.
656
00:43:46,067 --> 00:43:48,871
I think it's time for them
to go nightie night.
657
00:43:48,903 --> 00:43:52,573
♪ It's your birthday
and we want you to have fun ♪
658
00:43:52,607 --> 00:43:57,245
♪ It's your birthday,
so let's kill everyone ♪
659
00:44:01,916 --> 00:44:04,719
[creepy upbeat music]
660
00:44:04,752 --> 00:44:06,754
♪ ♪
661
00:44:06,789 --> 00:44:09,590
♪ Six little chickens
at the end of the line ♪
662
00:44:09,624 --> 00:44:12,393
♪ Six little chickens
at the end of the line ♪
663
00:44:12,427 --> 00:44:15,096
♪ One happy weasel says,
"It's dinner time" ♪
664
00:44:15,129 --> 00:44:17,565
♪ Six little chickens
oughta be just fine ♪
665
00:44:17,598 --> 00:44:20,435
♪ Six little chickens
in the weasel's den ♪
666
00:44:20,468 --> 00:44:22,937
♪ Four little roosters
and a couple of hens ♪
667
00:44:22,970 --> 00:44:25,606
♪ Nowhere to run,
nowhere to hide ♪
668
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:28,242
♪ Six little chickens
at the end of the line ♪
669
00:44:28,276 --> 00:44:31,078
♪ Six little chickens ♪
Watch out, now!
670
00:44:31,112 --> 00:44:33,614
♪ Six little chickens ♪
Here comes the weasel!
671
00:44:33,648 --> 00:44:35,950
♪ Six little chickens
running outta time ♪
672
00:44:35,983 --> 00:44:37,752
Whoops!
673
00:44:37,786 --> 00:44:41,489
♪ Five little chickens
at the end of the line ♪
674
00:44:43,991 --> 00:44:45,426
[suspenseful music]
675
00:44:45,460 --> 00:44:47,930
[groans]
676
00:44:47,962 --> 00:44:50,598
- Shit!
- What the... holy fuck!
677
00:44:50,631 --> 00:44:53,434
[grunting]
678
00:44:53,468 --> 00:45:00,174
♪ ♪
679
00:45:02,143 --> 00:45:05,480
Go. Leave. Leave!
680
00:45:05,513 --> 00:45:07,950
Chris, go.
681
00:45:07,982 --> 00:45:10,819
[breathing heavily]
682
00:45:10,853 --> 00:45:15,623
♪ ♪
683
00:45:15,656 --> 00:45:17,191
I'm sorry.
684
00:45:27,168 --> 00:45:30,137
["Pop Goes the Weasel"]
685
00:45:30,171 --> 00:45:34,308
♪ ♪
686
00:45:34,342 --> 00:45:35,978
[suspenseful music]
687
00:45:36,010 --> 00:45:38,981
[moaning]
688
00:45:39,013 --> 00:45:46,053
♪ ♪
689
00:45:57,698 --> 00:45:59,166
Why you stopping?
690
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:01,837
Has that thing
always been here?
691
00:46:01,870 --> 00:46:03,005
Girl, that thing been
692
00:46:03,037 --> 00:46:04,338
in every single room
we've been in.
693
00:46:04,372 --> 00:46:06,008
It's on the wall right now.
Come on, babe.
694
00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:09,011
[moaning]
695
00:46:09,043 --> 00:46:16,217
♪ ♪
696
00:46:18,052 --> 00:46:19,720
It's staring at us.
697
00:46:22,256 --> 00:46:23,391
Well, then let's give it
a show.
698
00:46:23,424 --> 00:46:25,027
What you talking about?
Come on.
699
00:46:25,059 --> 00:46:25,894
Get nasty with it.
700
00:46:25,928 --> 00:46:27,528
[moans]
701
00:46:27,562 --> 00:46:30,698
[beeping]
702
00:46:30,731 --> 00:46:34,201
["Pop Goes the Weasel"]
703
00:46:34,235 --> 00:46:37,204
[suspenseful music]
704
00:46:37,238 --> 00:46:43,744
♪ ♪
705
00:46:50,585 --> 00:46:52,720
[gasps]
706
00:46:52,753 --> 00:46:57,224
♪ ♪
707
00:46:57,258 --> 00:46:58,559
[shrieks]
708
00:46:58,593 --> 00:47:05,600
♪ ♪
709
00:47:06,767 --> 00:47:09,737
["Pop Goes the Weasel"]
710
00:47:09,770 --> 00:47:14,076
♪ ♪
711
00:47:14,108 --> 00:47:17,079
[suspenseful music]
712
00:47:17,111 --> 00:47:24,285
♪ ♪
713
00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:34,796
[shrieks]
714
00:47:38,299 --> 00:47:41,469
[line ringing]
715
00:47:44,138 --> 00:47:47,308
[phone ringing]
716
00:47:50,645 --> 00:47:54,281
- Hayesville Sheriff's Office.
- Sheriff?
717
00:47:54,315 --> 00:47:56,651
This is Sheriff Lund.
718
00:47:56,684 --> 00:47:58,619
It's Chris Muley.
719
00:47:58,653 --> 00:48:01,622
What can I
do you for, Chris?
720
00:48:01,656 --> 00:48:04,793
Christ, I did
something stupid.
721
00:48:04,826 --> 00:48:07,495
We're at Willy's.
[suspenseful sting]
722
00:48:11,666 --> 00:48:13,634
Prank call.
723
00:48:13,668 --> 00:48:16,671
[phone ringing]
724
00:48:20,341 --> 00:48:22,811
You want me to get that?
725
00:48:22,844 --> 00:48:24,980
People made their beds,
they gotta lie in 'em.
726
00:48:25,013 --> 00:48:29,316
Pretty sure the saying is,
"Protect and Serve," Sheriff.
727
00:48:29,350 --> 00:48:31,153
Shut your mouth, smart guy.
728
00:48:31,185 --> 00:48:33,187
You're not funny.
729
00:48:33,220 --> 00:48:34,488
[phone beeps]
730
00:48:34,522 --> 00:48:36,158
Liv brought us here.
731
00:48:36,190 --> 00:48:37,658
Son of a bitch.
732
00:48:37,692 --> 00:48:39,393
Get your asses
out of there, son.
733
00:48:41,195 --> 00:48:42,496
Put your balls on, Evan.
734
00:48:42,530 --> 00:48:44,365
We're going to Willy's.
735
00:48:44,398 --> 00:48:47,334
[eerie music]
736
00:48:47,368 --> 00:48:54,542
♪ ♪
737
00:48:59,047 --> 00:49:02,550
[grunting]
738
00:49:02,583 --> 00:49:07,022
[screaming]
739
00:49:07,055 --> 00:49:10,025
["Pop Goes the Weasel"]
740
00:49:10,058 --> 00:49:12,259
[watch beeping]
741
00:49:15,429 --> 00:49:18,365
[suspenseful music]
742
00:49:18,399 --> 00:49:25,573
♪ ♪
743
00:49:32,413 --> 00:49:35,382
[grunting]
744
00:49:35,416 --> 00:49:42,590
♪ ♪
745
00:50:07,783 --> 00:50:09,084
[sword clatters]
746
00:50:09,117 --> 00:50:16,290
♪ ♪
747
00:50:29,971 --> 00:50:33,809
[moaning]
748
00:50:37,979 --> 00:50:41,116
[gasps]
Bobby, that thing just moved!
749
00:50:41,149 --> 00:50:44,119
Where the fuck did it go?
750
00:50:44,152 --> 00:50:45,954
- [roars]
- [screams]
751
00:50:45,987 --> 00:50:47,122
No! No!
752
00:50:47,155 --> 00:50:48,290
[screams]
753
00:50:48,322 --> 00:50:50,158
- [screaming]
- [roars]
754
00:50:50,192 --> 00:50:54,129
[screaming]
755
00:50:54,162 --> 00:50:55,964
[snarling]
756
00:50:55,997 --> 00:50:58,166
[both screaming]
757
00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:05,339
♪ ♪
758
00:51:08,342 --> 00:51:12,346
[sobbing]
759
00:51:12,379 --> 00:51:14,149
I really need you to help me
find my friends.
760
00:51:14,182 --> 00:51:18,485
- Please.
- [screams]
761
00:51:18,519 --> 00:51:23,325
Oh, my God. Kathy!
762
00:51:23,357 --> 00:51:30,531
♪ ♪
763
00:51:38,874 --> 00:51:40,175
Oh, my God.
764
00:51:40,208 --> 00:51:47,048
♪ ♪
765
00:51:49,050 --> 00:51:52,354
[grunting]
766
00:51:52,386 --> 00:51:59,560
♪ ♪
767
00:52:19,948 --> 00:52:22,884
[breathing heavily]
768
00:52:22,918 --> 00:52:29,925
♪ ♪
769
00:52:39,267 --> 00:52:43,071
I'm so sorry.
770
00:52:43,104 --> 00:52:46,241
[cheerful 8-bit tune]
771
00:52:46,274 --> 00:52:50,078
♪ ♪
772
00:52:50,111 --> 00:52:53,415
Hello, little boy.
773
00:52:53,447 --> 00:52:55,417
You don't have to be
afraid of me.
774
00:52:55,449 --> 00:53:02,090
I'm not the same as the others.
775
00:53:02,123 --> 00:53:03,925
They're so mean to me.
776
00:53:03,959 --> 00:53:05,427
They call me ugly
777
00:53:05,459 --> 00:53:08,096
and they make fun
of my colorful skin.
778
00:53:08,129 --> 00:53:10,597
I'm trapped in this body.
779
00:53:10,631 --> 00:53:13,767
I just want to be free.
780
00:53:13,802 --> 00:53:16,770
I guess I don't expect you
to believe me.
781
00:53:16,805 --> 00:53:18,605
I hoped
that you were different.
782
00:53:18,639 --> 00:53:21,475
[eerie music]
783
00:53:21,508 --> 00:53:27,115
♪ ♪
784
00:53:27,148 --> 00:53:28,783
I'm Chris.
785
00:53:28,817 --> 00:53:31,786
Trust me, Chris.
You know you can.
786
00:53:31,820 --> 00:53:36,324
You can feel my goodness.
787
00:53:36,358 --> 00:53:40,462
If what you're saying
is true,
788
00:53:40,494 --> 00:53:43,664
and you're not like
the others...
789
00:53:46,001 --> 00:53:49,137
I could help you
get to the next life?
790
00:53:49,170 --> 00:53:50,637
It's true.
791
00:53:50,671 --> 00:53:52,639
Evil has kept me here.
792
00:53:52,673 --> 00:53:54,309
You must have questions.
793
00:53:54,342 --> 00:53:57,511
I can tell you so much
about the other side.
794
00:53:57,544 --> 00:54:00,348
I can answer
all your questions.
795
00:54:00,382 --> 00:54:02,317
If you can help me.
796
00:54:02,350 --> 00:54:04,486
[siren wailing]
797
00:54:04,518 --> 00:54:06,154
You ever use your sidearm?
798
00:54:06,187 --> 00:54:08,156
Oh. In training.
799
00:54:08,189 --> 00:54:09,991
But these are just
punk kids, right?
800
00:54:10,025 --> 00:54:11,826
What, vandalizing
and loitering?
801
00:54:11,860 --> 00:54:13,527
I doubt we'll need to drop 'em.
802
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:16,498
It's not the kids.
803
00:54:16,530 --> 00:54:18,366
It's Willy.
804
00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:21,002
The dancing rat?
805
00:54:21,036 --> 00:54:22,871
[laughs]
806
00:54:22,904 --> 00:54:24,372
Okay.
807
00:54:24,406 --> 00:54:25,672
I get it. I get it.
808
00:54:25,706 --> 00:54:29,177
The boys told you
to pull a fast one on me.
809
00:54:29,210 --> 00:54:31,346
Bravo. Nice try.
810
00:54:31,379 --> 00:54:34,681
It ain't no prank.
811
00:54:34,715 --> 00:54:39,187
This is real as it gets.
I guaran-damn-tee you that.
812
00:54:39,220 --> 00:54:42,023
See, in town, we knew
what was happening at Willy's.
813
00:54:42,057 --> 00:54:45,527
We knew there was something
supernatural going on.
814
00:54:45,559 --> 00:54:46,861
We bellowed
to the high heavens
815
00:54:46,895 --> 00:54:48,695
that the machines were evil.
816
00:54:48,729 --> 00:54:50,365
No one believed us.
817
00:54:50,398 --> 00:54:52,367
They thought we were yokels.
818
00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:55,370
Tex eventually hired
a demolition crew
819
00:54:55,403 --> 00:54:56,871
to destroy Willy's,
820
00:54:56,905 --> 00:54:59,740
except the day before
bulldozers were set to roll,
821
00:54:59,773 --> 00:55:02,709
Eric Miller, the contractor,
was found in bed
822
00:55:02,743 --> 00:55:05,712
as chewed up
as a McDonald's hamburger.
823
00:55:05,746 --> 00:55:07,882
His whole family too.
824
00:55:07,916 --> 00:55:10,085
After that,
there wasn't a man alive
825
00:55:10,118 --> 00:55:11,718
that would take the job.
826
00:55:11,752 --> 00:55:14,255
The town decided
that maybe it was better
827
00:55:14,289 --> 00:55:16,224
to let sleeping dogs lie.
828
00:55:16,257 --> 00:55:18,560
We told everybody
just to stay away from there.
829
00:55:18,592 --> 00:55:22,063
We figured
we'd just let it rot.
830
00:55:22,097 --> 00:55:25,400
But rabid dogs don't sleep
when they're hungry.
831
00:55:25,433 --> 00:55:26,901
The machines got out.
832
00:55:26,935 --> 00:55:29,270
We found bodies
at the ice cream shop,
833
00:55:29,304 --> 00:55:32,739
the hardware store,
and even the school.
834
00:55:32,773 --> 00:55:35,742
We had a real Hobson's choice
on our hands.
835
00:55:35,776 --> 00:55:37,245
You know what that is?
836
00:55:37,278 --> 00:55:38,413
No.
837
00:55:38,446 --> 00:55:40,582
No choice at all.
838
00:55:40,614 --> 00:55:43,418
We could either go to war
with the machines,
839
00:55:43,451 --> 00:55:45,253
come off like crazy people,
840
00:55:45,286 --> 00:55:46,753
probably lose
a lot of good folk
841
00:55:46,788 --> 00:55:49,090
along the way, or...
842
00:55:49,124 --> 00:55:51,259
Or what?
843
00:55:51,292 --> 00:55:54,262
We cut a deal.
844
00:55:54,295 --> 00:55:57,432
Leave our people be.
845
00:55:57,465 --> 00:55:58,933
Leave our children be.
846
00:55:58,967 --> 00:56:03,637
Leave our town be, and...
847
00:56:03,670 --> 00:56:06,441
and we will feed you.
848
00:56:06,474 --> 00:56:13,314
♪ ♪
849
00:56:14,516 --> 00:56:16,784
Well, the good news is,
I can fix it.
850
00:56:16,818 --> 00:56:18,153
The bad news is,
851
00:56:18,186 --> 00:56:20,288
it's gonna have to sit
till I get the part.
852
00:56:20,321 --> 00:56:24,292
Now, Hayesville's
one hotel's booked.
853
00:56:24,325 --> 00:56:27,162
But I do have a place
you can stay tonight.
854
00:56:27,195 --> 00:56:31,132
Now, it ain't the Ritz,
but it's a roof
855
00:56:31,166 --> 00:56:32,467
and it's free
856
00:56:32,500 --> 00:56:35,136
if you're willing to do
a little light cleaning.
857
00:56:35,170 --> 00:56:38,806
Best place for a birthday
party you've ever seen.
858
00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:42,343
Heck, it once was,
but we're gonna fix it.
859
00:56:42,377 --> 00:56:44,312
Bring her back to life.
860
00:56:44,345 --> 00:56:45,813
Congratulations.
861
00:56:45,847 --> 00:56:50,151
You are officially on staff.
862
00:56:50,185 --> 00:56:52,487
We lived up to our end
of the bargain
863
00:56:52,520 --> 00:56:54,355
and they kept theirs.
864
00:56:54,389 --> 00:56:57,492
We tried to find people
who wouldn't be missed.
865
00:56:57,525 --> 00:57:01,695
♪ ♪
866
00:57:01,728 --> 00:57:06,568
People with
low moral character.
867
00:57:06,601 --> 00:57:11,673
And some people who were just at
the wrong place at the wrong time.
868
00:57:11,705 --> 00:57:15,510
♪ ♪
869
00:57:15,543 --> 00:57:18,012
[both scream]
870
00:57:18,046 --> 00:57:21,849
Things didn't always go
exactly as planned.
871
00:57:21,883 --> 00:57:23,717
I usually pride myself
872
00:57:23,750 --> 00:57:26,554
on being able to expect
the unexpected.
873
00:57:26,588 --> 00:57:30,892
[crying]
874
00:57:30,925 --> 00:57:34,696
But sometimes,
life throws you a zinger.
875
00:57:34,728 --> 00:57:37,699
[soft music]
876
00:57:37,731 --> 00:57:40,201
♪ ♪
877
00:57:40,235 --> 00:57:44,372
Well, this was the zinger
of all zingers.
878
00:57:44,405 --> 00:57:45,873
Good night, darling.
879
00:57:45,907 --> 00:57:49,877
Sweet dreams.
880
00:57:49,911 --> 00:57:53,047
I never saw it coming.
881
00:57:53,081 --> 00:57:55,717
So that's why we're going?
882
00:57:55,749 --> 00:57:58,553
Liv.
883
00:57:58,586 --> 00:58:02,724
Much as she pisses me off,
884
00:58:02,756 --> 00:58:05,093
I couldn't live
with losing that girl.
885
00:58:05,126 --> 00:58:07,729
I can show you
what's on the other side.
886
00:58:07,761 --> 00:58:10,231
If you could help me get there.
887
00:58:10,265 --> 00:58:13,401
- Oh, Chris.
- Liv, Liv, it's gonna be okay.
888
00:58:13,434 --> 00:58:15,903
Kay, we're gonna make a deal
and...
889
00:58:15,937 --> 00:58:17,572
- [grunting]
- [gasps]
890
00:58:17,605 --> 00:58:20,575
[suspenseful music]
891
00:58:20,608 --> 00:58:22,610
♪ ♪
892
00:58:22,644 --> 00:58:24,412
Wanna play, bitch?
893
00:58:24,445 --> 00:58:28,783
♪ ♪
894
00:58:28,816 --> 00:58:32,453
[watch beeping]
895
00:58:49,971 --> 00:58:54,642
♪ ♪
896
00:58:54,676 --> 00:58:57,145
[pinball machine beeping]
897
00:58:58,813 --> 00:59:01,282
Playtime's over now,
girlfriend.
898
00:59:01,316 --> 00:59:08,323
♪ ♪
899
00:59:21,869 --> 00:59:23,806
[watch beeps]
900
00:59:23,838 --> 00:59:27,308
♪ ♪
901
00:59:27,342 --> 00:59:30,845
[grunting]
902
00:59:30,878 --> 00:59:38,019
♪ ♪
903
00:59:44,692 --> 00:59:47,995
[shouting]
904
00:59:48,029 --> 00:59:55,069
♪ ♪
905
01:00:32,573 --> 01:00:33,908
[gun cocks]
906
01:00:33,941 --> 01:00:35,376
Drop the lizard.
907
01:00:35,410 --> 01:00:41,282
♪ ♪
908
01:00:47,588 --> 01:00:49,390
Get that stuff off of her.
909
01:00:49,424 --> 01:00:51,592
Willy, I'm so sorry
about this prick.
910
01:00:54,295 --> 01:00:56,397
Eloise, please, stop.
He's a good guy.
911
01:00:56,431 --> 01:00:58,901
Shut your yap
and get outside.
912
01:00:58,966 --> 01:00:59,934
They killed some of 'em.
913
01:00:59,967 --> 01:01:03,271
Oh.
Stupid idiots.
914
01:01:03,304 --> 01:01:06,274
It'll just incite him more.
915
01:01:06,307 --> 01:01:09,410
Willy, this guy does not
act for us.
916
01:01:09,444 --> 01:01:11,078
His actions should
in no way reflect
917
01:01:11,112 --> 01:01:12,246
on the town of Hayesville.
918
01:01:12,280 --> 01:01:14,917
You know that, right, Willy?
919
01:01:14,949 --> 01:01:16,117
Well, cuff him.
920
01:01:16,150 --> 01:01:18,085
For God's sakes, cuff him.
921
01:01:18,119 --> 01:01:19,420
No way.
I'm not leaving him here.
922
01:01:19,454 --> 01:01:21,756
I'll give you two reasons
why you are:
923
01:01:21,790 --> 01:01:23,926
your wife and your kid.
924
01:01:23,958 --> 01:01:25,259
If we don't do
what needs to be done,
925
01:01:25,293 --> 01:01:27,328
nobody in this county is safe.
926
01:01:30,998 --> 01:01:34,937
Why couldn't you just die?
927
01:01:34,969 --> 01:01:37,104
Where are the others?
928
01:01:37,138 --> 01:01:39,106
They're dead.
929
01:01:39,140 --> 01:01:40,641
Stupid kids.
930
01:01:43,644 --> 01:01:45,814
Do you see?
931
01:01:45,848 --> 01:01:48,282
Okay, time to go.
932
01:01:48,316 --> 01:01:49,952
- Go.
- No. Uh-uh.
933
01:01:49,984 --> 01:01:51,452
I'm not leaving without him.
934
01:01:51,486 --> 01:01:54,455
I'm not giving you a choice.
Go.
935
01:01:54,489 --> 01:01:57,158
- I'm not leaving without him.
- Get out of here.
936
01:01:57,191 --> 01:01:58,292
You don't understand.
937
01:01:58,326 --> 01:01:59,795
You've locked the wrong guy up
in here.
938
01:01:59,828 --> 01:02:01,496
He's not trapped
in here with them.
939
01:02:01,529 --> 01:02:04,298
They're trapped in here
with him.
940
01:02:04,332 --> 01:02:06,334
Not for much longer.
941
01:02:08,837 --> 01:02:10,171
I'm sorry son.
942
01:02:16,845 --> 01:02:20,147
[door creaks]
943
01:02:20,181 --> 01:02:22,517
Is that what you did
to my parents?
944
01:02:22,550 --> 01:02:24,519
You're a monster.
945
01:02:29,190 --> 01:02:30,324
What do we do now?
946
01:02:30,358 --> 01:02:31,359
Well, I'm gonna wait here
947
01:02:31,392 --> 01:02:32,828
until this problem
solves itself.
948
01:02:32,861 --> 01:02:35,162
You drop her off in a cell,
come back, and get me.
949
01:02:35,196 --> 01:02:37,198
Should be done by then.
950
01:02:44,705 --> 01:02:47,542
[animatronic creaking]
951
01:02:52,915 --> 01:02:54,515
Hey, cowboy.
952
01:02:54,549 --> 01:02:57,051
Ready for a little
ménage à trois?
953
01:03:13,768 --> 01:03:16,704
[upbeat country music]
954
01:03:16,737 --> 01:03:23,744
♪ ♪
955
01:03:25,580 --> 01:03:28,215
♪ Head, shoulders,
knees, and toes ♪
956
01:03:28,249 --> 01:03:29,717
♪ Knees and toes ♪
957
01:03:29,750 --> 01:03:31,887
♪ Head, shoulders,
knees, and toes ♪
958
01:03:31,920 --> 01:03:33,387
♪ Knees and toes ♪
959
01:03:33,421 --> 01:03:37,592
♪ And eyes and ears
and mouth and nose ♪
960
01:03:37,625 --> 01:03:40,227
♪ Head, shoulders,
knees, and toes ♪
961
01:03:40,261 --> 01:03:41,596
♪ Knees and toes ♪
962
01:03:41,629 --> 01:03:45,566
♪ ♪
963
01:03:45,600 --> 01:03:48,235
♪ Feet, tummies,
arms, and chins ♪
964
01:03:48,269 --> 01:03:49,403
♪ Arms and chins ♪
965
01:03:49,437 --> 01:03:53,107
- You can't arrest me
- Can and will.
966
01:03:53,140 --> 01:03:55,409
Breaking and entering,
destruction of property,
967
01:03:55,443 --> 01:03:57,578
and I'm pretty sure that was
a dead body on the floor.
968
01:03:57,612 --> 01:04:00,082
What's worse,
the dead body you saw,
969
01:04:00,114 --> 01:04:01,783
or the guy
that you left to die?
970
01:04:01,817 --> 01:04:02,918
Are you ready to be a murderer?
971
01:04:02,951 --> 01:04:04,251
Because that's
exactly what you're gonna be.
972
01:04:04,285 --> 01:04:05,921
You're gonna be
a cold-blooded...
973
01:04:05,954 --> 01:04:09,290
[tires squeal]
974
01:04:09,323 --> 01:04:13,127
Shut up! I ain't no murderer.
975
01:04:13,160 --> 01:04:15,596
Then what are you?
976
01:04:15,630 --> 01:04:17,431
You're complicit.
977
01:04:17,465 --> 01:04:19,433
You're just another cult member
recruited by the sheriff
978
01:04:19,467 --> 01:04:20,802
to do all of her dirty work.
979
01:04:20,836 --> 01:04:24,138
I ain't no cult member
and I ain't no murderer.
980
01:04:25,306 --> 01:04:26,774
And how 'bout you, huh?
981
01:04:26,808 --> 01:04:28,275
Living with the sheriff
all these years,
982
01:04:28,309 --> 01:04:30,478
all this going on,
what have you done?
983
01:04:32,480 --> 01:04:34,682
You don't know what it's like
living with her.
984
01:04:36,484 --> 01:04:39,654
My entire life,
it's like I've been a ghost.
985
01:04:39,687 --> 01:04:43,624
And no matter what I do,
it doesn't change who she is.
986
01:04:43,658 --> 01:04:45,292
So I thought maybe
I could do something right
987
01:04:45,326 --> 01:04:47,963
and burn
this fucking place down.
988
01:04:47,996 --> 01:04:49,296
So I am doing something.
989
01:04:49,330 --> 01:04:50,999
What about you?
Hmm?
990
01:04:51,033 --> 01:04:53,334
You just gonna sit there
and watch all of this happen
991
01:04:53,367 --> 01:04:55,336
and not do anything about it?
992
01:05:03,011 --> 01:05:05,312
I'm gonna set things right.
993
01:05:05,346 --> 01:05:06,647
That's what I'm
goddamn gonna do.
994
01:05:06,681 --> 01:05:07,682
You'll see.
995
01:05:07,715 --> 01:05:09,818
[grunting]
996
01:05:09,851 --> 01:05:12,821
[suspenseful music]
997
01:05:12,854 --> 01:05:14,022
♪ ♪
998
01:05:14,056 --> 01:05:16,357
♪ Feet, tummies,
arms, and chins ♪
999
01:05:16,390 --> 01:05:17,859
♪ Arms and chins ♪
1000
01:05:17,893 --> 01:05:22,030
♪ And eyes and ears
and mouth and chins ♪
1001
01:05:22,064 --> 01:05:25,000
♪ Feet, tummies,
arms, and chins, arms and ♪
1002
01:05:25,033 --> 01:05:27,002
Oh, my God!
Evan!
1003
01:05:27,035 --> 01:05:30,705
[gasping]
1004
01:05:30,738 --> 01:05:33,175
[squishing]
1005
01:05:33,207 --> 01:05:36,044
[suspenseful music]
1006
01:05:36,078 --> 01:05:39,181
♪ ♪
1007
01:05:39,213 --> 01:05:42,216
Give me the keys.
Give me the fucking keys.
1008
01:05:42,249 --> 01:05:45,386
[speaking Spanish]
1009
01:05:49,223 --> 01:05:50,725
[gun clicks]
1010
01:05:54,062 --> 01:05:55,362
Shit.
1011
01:05:55,396 --> 01:05:57,698
♪ Hands, fingers,
legs, and lips ♪
1012
01:05:57,732 --> 01:05:59,366
- ♪ Legs and lips ♪
- [muffled screaming]
1013
01:05:59,400 --> 01:06:01,368
♪ Hands, fingers,
legs, and lips ♪
1014
01:06:01,402 --> 01:06:02,871
♪ Legs and lips ♪
1015
01:06:02,904 --> 01:06:07,241
♪ And eyes and ears
and mouth and hips ♪
1016
01:06:07,274 --> 01:06:09,577
♪ Hands, fingers,
legs, and lips ♪
1017
01:06:09,610 --> 01:06:11,213
♪ Legs and lips ♪
1018
01:06:11,245 --> 01:06:15,083
♪ ♪
1019
01:06:15,117 --> 01:06:17,718
♪ Head, shoulders,
knees, and toes ♪
1020
01:06:17,752 --> 01:06:19,054
♪ Knees and toes ♪
[metal creaks]
1021
01:06:19,087 --> 01:06:21,555
♪ Head, shoulders,
knees, and toes ♪
1022
01:06:21,589 --> 01:06:23,058
♪ Knees and toes ♪
1023
01:06:23,091 --> 01:06:27,062
♪ And eyes and ears
and mouth and nose ♪
1024
01:06:27,095 --> 01:06:29,563
♪ Head, shoulders,
knees, and toes ♪
1025
01:06:29,597 --> 01:06:31,233
- ♪ Knees and toes ♪
- [grunts]
1026
01:06:31,265 --> 01:06:34,936
♪ Head, shoulders,
knees, and toes ♪
1027
01:06:34,970 --> 01:06:37,906
[animatronic whirs]
1028
01:06:37,939 --> 01:06:40,909
[eerie music]
1029
01:06:40,942 --> 01:06:45,914
♪ ♪
1030
01:06:45,947 --> 01:06:47,949
Sucks to be you, chica.
1031
01:06:47,983 --> 01:06:49,918
Sucks to be you, pendejo.
1032
01:06:49,951 --> 01:06:51,619
- [grunting]
- No!
1033
01:06:51,652 --> 01:06:53,789
Ay! Oi!
1034
01:07:01,129 --> 01:07:02,264
[grunts]
1035
01:07:02,296 --> 01:07:04,099
Por favor, no más.
1036
01:07:04,132 --> 01:07:05,466
No más.
No más.
1037
01:07:05,499 --> 01:07:06,935
No más, por favor.
1038
01:07:06,968 --> 01:07:08,602
Por favor, no más.
1039
01:07:08,636 --> 01:07:09,971
No más.
1040
01:07:10,005 --> 01:07:12,974
[breathing heavily]
1041
01:07:16,978 --> 01:07:19,281
[soft tense music]
1042
01:07:19,313 --> 01:07:22,784
Damn stupid kids.
1043
01:07:22,818 --> 01:07:24,286
[sighs]
1044
01:07:24,318 --> 01:07:29,791
♪ ♪
1045
01:07:29,825 --> 01:07:32,127
[groans]
1046
01:07:32,160 --> 01:07:39,333
♪ ♪
1047
01:07:48,676 --> 01:07:51,813
[tense electronic music]
1048
01:07:51,847 --> 01:07:58,686
♪ ♪
1049
01:08:54,075 --> 01:08:57,045
[eerie music]
1050
01:08:57,078 --> 01:09:04,085
♪ ♪
1051
01:09:15,429 --> 01:09:18,599
[watch beeping]
1052
01:09:27,608 --> 01:09:30,577
[dramatic synthpop]
1053
01:09:30,611 --> 01:09:37,451
♪ ♪
1054
01:09:41,289 --> 01:09:44,926
[pinball machine dinging]
1055
01:09:44,960 --> 01:09:51,833
♪ ♪
1056
01:09:52,968 --> 01:09:55,971
♪ When the daylight's gone ♪
1057
01:09:56,004 --> 01:09:59,441
♪ And you find
yourself alone ♪
1058
01:09:59,473 --> 01:10:02,776
♪ Standing face to face ♪
1059
01:10:02,811 --> 01:10:05,814
♪ Against the coming storm ♪
1060
01:10:05,847 --> 01:10:09,317
♪ There's no promise
I can make to you ♪
1061
01:10:09,351 --> 01:10:12,120
♪ To take your fears away ♪
1062
01:10:12,153 --> 01:10:15,957
♪ We just need to last
the night alone ♪
1063
01:10:15,991 --> 01:10:18,625
♪ And pray we'll see the day ♪
1064
01:10:18,659 --> 01:10:23,465
♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪
1065
01:10:23,497 --> 01:10:24,966
♪ I'm taking you ♪
1066
01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:29,636
♪ To Willy's Wonderland ♪
1067
01:10:29,670 --> 01:10:31,638
♪ It's nothing new ♪
1068
01:10:31,672 --> 01:10:36,344
♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪
1069
01:10:36,378 --> 01:10:37,644
♪ Can you make it through? ♪
1070
01:10:37,678 --> 01:10:42,150
♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪
1071
01:10:42,183 --> 01:10:45,686
♪ ♪
1072
01:10:47,355 --> 01:10:48,857
[watch beeps]
1073
01:10:53,061 --> 01:10:56,498
[tense music]
1074
01:10:56,530 --> 01:10:59,167
That G-D-S-O-B.
1075
01:10:59,200 --> 01:11:06,041
♪ ♪
1076
01:11:18,420 --> 01:11:22,524
Well, I'll be a son of a bitch.
1077
01:11:22,556 --> 01:11:25,692
Hold it right there, boy.
1078
01:11:25,726 --> 01:11:27,929
Inside, now!
1079
01:11:32,233 --> 01:11:34,402
Move!
1080
01:11:34,436 --> 01:11:35,870
We had a good thing,
1081
01:11:35,904 --> 01:11:38,572
but you just went
and fucked it all up.
1082
01:11:41,608 --> 01:11:42,877
Look at me.
1083
01:11:42,911 --> 01:11:44,913
Look at me
when I'm talking to you.
1084
01:11:46,915 --> 01:11:49,551
All you had to do was die.
1085
01:11:49,583 --> 01:11:51,052
Was that so hard?
1086
01:11:51,086 --> 01:11:53,388
No, you just had to go ahead
and stay alive,
1087
01:11:53,421 --> 01:11:56,057
and now we got five dead kids
1088
01:11:56,091 --> 01:11:58,226
because of you!
1089
01:11:58,259 --> 01:12:00,895
You might have taken apart
a few electronics,
1090
01:12:00,929 --> 01:12:05,066
but I got a feeling
that you can't stop a round.
1091
01:12:05,100 --> 01:12:07,235
Willy!
1092
01:12:07,268 --> 01:12:11,239
Willy needs to eat,
and I'm gonna feed him.
1093
01:12:11,272 --> 01:12:14,741
Willy, come and get it!
1094
01:12:14,775 --> 01:12:17,744
[suspenseful music]
1095
01:12:17,778 --> 01:12:24,953
♪ ♪
1096
01:12:33,294 --> 01:12:36,264
[animatronic whirring]
1097
01:12:36,297 --> 01:12:41,302
♪ ♪
1098
01:12:41,336 --> 01:12:43,938
Hey, kids, do you know
what time it is?
1099
01:12:43,972 --> 01:12:46,441
[distorting]
It's birthday time.
1100
01:12:46,474 --> 01:12:49,944
♪ It's your birthday ♪
1101
01:12:49,978 --> 01:12:54,449
♪ And we want you
to have fun ♪
1102
01:12:54,482 --> 01:12:58,453
♪ It's your birthday ♪
1103
01:12:58,486 --> 01:13:01,823
♪ So let's party, everyone ♪
1104
01:13:01,856 --> 01:13:04,826
♪ It's your birthday ♪
1105
01:13:04,859 --> 01:13:07,962
♪ And we want you
to have fun ♪
1106
01:13:07,996 --> 01:13:10,965
♪ It's your birthday ♪
1107
01:13:10,999 --> 01:13:15,470
♪ So let's party, everyone ♪
1108
01:13:15,503 --> 01:13:18,806
[distorted music]
1109
01:13:18,840 --> 01:13:21,142
Okay, now, kids,
clap your hands
1110
01:13:21,176 --> 01:13:23,478
like there's no tomorrow.
1111
01:13:23,511 --> 01:13:26,314
♪ We welcome you
to Willy's ♪
1112
01:13:26,347 --> 01:13:28,816
♪ Where everyone's
your friend ♪
1113
01:13:28,850 --> 01:13:30,318
That's right!
1114
01:13:30,351 --> 01:13:34,656
♪ Here
at Willy's Wonderland ♪
1115
01:13:34,688 --> 01:13:38,493
♪ The good times never end ♪
1116
01:13:38,526 --> 01:13:41,162
♪ Birthday fun for everyone ♪
1117
01:13:41,196 --> 01:13:43,831
♪ How old are you today? ♪
1118
01:13:43,865 --> 01:13:46,334
♪ Everyone at Willy's
is home ♪
1119
01:13:46,367 --> 01:13:48,336
- ♪ And you will stay ♪
- Forever.
1120
01:13:48,369 --> 01:13:51,506
♪ It's birthday time,
it's birthday time ♪
1121
01:13:51,539 --> 01:13:54,842
♪ It's birthday time,
let's cheer ♪
1122
01:13:54,876 --> 01:13:57,711
♪ At Willy's ♪
1123
01:13:57,744 --> 01:14:02,016
♪ Wonderland ♪
1124
01:14:02,050 --> 01:14:05,687
Proudly serving families
1125
01:14:05,719 --> 01:14:11,226
since 1984.
1126
01:14:12,894 --> 01:14:15,863
[intense music]
1127
01:14:15,897 --> 01:14:23,071
♪ ♪
1128
01:14:48,762 --> 01:14:51,733
[animatronic whirring]
1129
01:14:51,765 --> 01:14:58,940
♪ ♪
1130
01:15:14,622 --> 01:15:17,759
[roars]
1131
01:15:17,792 --> 01:15:19,961
[snarls]
1132
01:15:21,629 --> 01:15:24,432
[snarls]
1133
01:15:24,465 --> 01:15:29,604
♪ ♪
1134
01:15:29,637 --> 01:15:31,939
[growls]
1135
01:15:31,973 --> 01:15:38,980
♪ ♪
1136
01:15:40,181 --> 01:15:44,619
[roaring]
1137
01:15:44,652 --> 01:15:51,826
♪ ♪
1138
01:16:44,879 --> 01:16:47,348
[engine revving]
1139
01:16:47,382 --> 01:16:51,052
[tires squealing]
1140
01:17:00,895 --> 01:17:02,196
Whoo!
1141
01:17:02,230 --> 01:17:04,365
Now that is a whole lot
of fun right there.
1142
01:17:04,399 --> 01:17:06,869
- Yes, sir.
- Tires are good to go.
1143
01:17:06,901 --> 01:17:10,204
Even tuned her up for you.
1144
01:17:10,238 --> 01:17:14,041
Always nice to add
another toy to the collection.
1145
01:17:14,075 --> 01:17:17,044
[tense music]
1146
01:17:17,078 --> 01:17:19,882
♪ ♪
1147
01:17:19,914 --> 01:17:22,550
Take a peek yet?
1148
01:17:22,583 --> 01:17:24,218
I was waiting for you.
1149
01:17:24,252 --> 01:17:28,556
I ain't going in there.
1150
01:17:28,589 --> 01:17:30,224
Pussy.
1151
01:17:30,258 --> 01:17:32,895
Who are you calling a pussy?
1152
01:17:32,927 --> 01:17:40,101
♪ ♪
1153
01:17:44,772 --> 01:17:46,574
Son of a bitch.
1154
01:17:46,607 --> 01:17:53,314
♪ ♪
1155
01:17:56,785 --> 01:17:58,586
Oh, shit.
1156
01:17:58,619 --> 01:18:00,621
I'll be God damned.
1157
01:18:02,791 --> 01:18:05,760
[Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Free Bird"]
1158
01:18:05,794 --> 01:18:08,763
['70s country rock ballad]
1159
01:18:08,797 --> 01:18:15,636
♪ ♪
1160
01:19:11,526 --> 01:19:16,832
♪ If I leave here tomorrow ♪
1161
01:19:16,865 --> 01:19:19,667
♪ ♪
1162
01:19:19,700 --> 01:19:23,671
♪ Would you still
remember me? ♪
1163
01:19:23,704 --> 01:19:27,675
♪ ♪
1164
01:19:27,708 --> 01:19:32,848
♪ For I must be
travelling on now ♪
1165
01:19:32,881 --> 01:19:35,851
♪ ♪
1166
01:19:35,884 --> 01:19:38,020
♪ 'Cause there's
too many places ♪
1167
01:19:38,052 --> 01:19:40,187
♪ I've got to see ♪
1168
01:19:40,221 --> 01:19:44,191
♪ ♪
1169
01:19:44,225 --> 01:19:49,530
♪ But if I stay here
with you, girl ♪
1170
01:19:49,564 --> 01:19:52,233
♪ ♪
1171
01:19:52,266 --> 01:19:56,537
♪ Things just couldn't be
the same ♪
1172
01:19:56,571 --> 01:20:00,374
♪ ♪
1173
01:20:00,408 --> 01:20:05,546
♪ 'Cause I'm as free
as a bird now ♪
1174
01:20:05,580 --> 01:20:08,549
♪ ♪
1175
01:20:08,583 --> 01:20:13,721
♪ And this bird
you cannot change ♪
1176
01:20:13,754 --> 01:20:16,557
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
1177
01:20:16,591 --> 01:20:21,228
♪ And the bird
you cannot change ♪
1178
01:20:21,262 --> 01:20:24,265
♪ ♪
1179
01:20:24,298 --> 01:20:25,232
♪ And this bird
you cannot change ♪
1180
01:20:25,266 --> 01:20:28,269
[tires squealing]
1181
01:20:34,108 --> 01:20:38,080
I gotta tell you,
my hat's off.
1182
01:20:38,112 --> 01:20:41,083
That is one tough hombre.
1183
01:20:41,115 --> 01:20:43,751
[chuckles]
1184
01:20:43,785 --> 01:20:46,654
[both laughing]
1185
01:20:49,958 --> 01:20:52,460
[coughs]
1186
01:20:52,493 --> 01:20:53,929
Whoo!
1187
01:20:53,962 --> 01:20:55,763
- Well, it's over.
- Yeah.
1188
01:20:55,797 --> 01:20:58,466
Oh, my God, it's actually
over!
1189
01:20:58,499 --> 01:21:01,103
Hell yeah, it is, boy.
Hell yeah, it is.
1190
01:21:01,168 --> 01:21:02,603
Hey, come on.
I'm gonna give you a ride
1191
01:21:02,637 --> 01:21:04,472
We gonna celebrate.
I'm buying.
1192
01:21:04,505 --> 01:21:06,607
- Sounds good.
- It's our lucky day.
1193
01:21:06,641 --> 01:21:08,944
[both laugh]
1194
01:21:08,977 --> 01:21:10,812
Oh, man.
1195
01:21:13,347 --> 01:21:17,618
Hey, with the machines gone,
1196
01:21:17,652 --> 01:21:21,790
I just might
actually reopen it.
1197
01:21:21,823 --> 01:21:23,125
You gonna need a gimmick.
1198
01:21:23,157 --> 01:21:25,127
And a name.
1199
01:21:25,159 --> 01:21:27,796
Maybe Tex's Turf.
1200
01:21:27,829 --> 01:21:29,463
That could sing.
1201
01:21:29,497 --> 01:21:31,298
Maybe get you
a mechanical bull.
1202
01:21:31,332 --> 01:21:32,633
- Yeah.
- Draw the customers in.
1203
01:21:32,667 --> 01:21:35,302
Yeah, yeah, I just...
I just might.
1204
01:21:35,336 --> 01:21:36,671
[suspenseful music]
1205
01:21:36,704 --> 01:21:38,472
Oh, fuck me.
1206
01:21:38,506 --> 01:21:40,341
Thanks for visiting
Willy's Wonderland.
1207
01:21:40,374 --> 01:21:43,011
Hope you hand
a fantabulous time.
1208
01:21:43,045 --> 01:21:46,647
♪ ♪
1209
01:21:46,681 --> 01:21:49,483
[explosion]
1210
01:21:49,517 --> 01:21:52,653
[driving country music]
1211
01:21:52,687 --> 01:21:59,527
♪ ♪
1212
01:22:32,894 --> 01:22:35,563
[engine revs]
1213
01:22:37,231 --> 01:22:44,405
♪ ♪
1214
01:22:53,748 --> 01:22:57,384
And remember, friends,
the party never ends.
1215
01:22:57,418 --> 01:23:01,255
♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪
1216
01:23:01,288 --> 01:23:05,392
[chipper music]
1217
01:23:05,426 --> 01:23:09,064
♪ Clap your hands
and stomp your feet ♪
1218
01:23:09,097 --> 01:23:13,235
♪ Snap your fingers
to the beat ♪
1219
01:23:13,267 --> 01:23:16,771
♪ Whistle loud, whistle low ♪
1220
01:23:16,805 --> 01:23:20,407
♪ Sway your hips
and here we go ♪
1221
01:23:20,441 --> 01:23:22,576
Hey, kids, do you know
what time it is?
1222
01:23:22,610 --> 01:23:24,246
It's birthday time!
1223
01:23:24,278 --> 01:23:28,083
♪ It's your birthday
and we want you to have fun ♪
1224
01:23:28,116 --> 01:23:31,953
♪ It's your birthday,
so let's party, everyone ♪
1225
01:23:31,987 --> 01:23:35,924
♪ It's your birthday
and we want you to have fun ♪
1226
01:23:35,957 --> 01:23:40,095
♪ It's your birthday,
so let's party, everyone ♪
1227
01:23:40,128 --> 01:23:41,595
♪ ♪
1228
01:23:41,629 --> 01:23:43,764
Okay, now, kids,
clap your hands
1229
01:23:43,799 --> 01:23:45,934
like there's no tomorrow.
1230
01:23:45,967 --> 01:23:49,104
♪ We welcome you to Willy's
where everyone's your friend ♪
1231
01:23:49,137 --> 01:23:50,272
That's right.
1232
01:23:50,304 --> 01:23:51,772
♪ Here
at Willy's Wonderland ♪
1233
01:23:51,807 --> 01:23:53,641
♪ The good times never end ♪
1234
01:23:53,674 --> 01:23:55,609
♪ Birthday fun for everyone ♪
1235
01:23:55,643 --> 01:23:57,611
♪ How old are you today? ♪
1236
01:23:57,645 --> 01:23:59,948
♪ Everyone at Willy's
is home ♪
1237
01:23:59,981 --> 01:24:01,482
- ♪ And you will stay ♪
- Forever.
1238
01:24:01,515 --> 01:24:03,450
♪ It's birthday time,
it's birthday time ♪
1239
01:24:03,484 --> 01:24:05,120
♪ It's birthday time,
let's cheer ♪
1240
01:24:05,153 --> 01:24:07,956
♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪
1241
01:24:07,989 --> 01:24:11,126
Proudly serving families
since 1984.
1242
01:24:11,159 --> 01:24:14,129
[dramatic synthpop]
1243
01:24:14,162 --> 01:24:21,002
♪ ♪
1244
01:24:33,014 --> 01:24:36,017
♪ When the daylight's gone ♪
1245
01:24:36,051 --> 01:24:39,486
♪ And you find
yourself alone ♪
1246
01:24:39,520 --> 01:24:42,824
♪ Standing face to face ♪
1247
01:24:42,858 --> 01:24:45,861
♪ Against the coming storm ♪
1248
01:24:45,894 --> 01:24:49,331
♪ There's no promise
I can make to you ♪
1249
01:24:49,363 --> 01:24:52,167
♪ To take your fears away ♪
1250
01:24:52,200 --> 01:24:55,669
♪ We just need to last
the night alone ♪
1251
01:24:55,703 --> 01:24:58,672
♪ And pray we'll see the day ♪
1252
01:24:58,706 --> 01:25:03,510
♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪
1253
01:25:03,544 --> 01:25:05,213
♪ I'm taking you ♪
1254
01:25:05,247 --> 01:25:09,851
♪ To Willy's Wonderland ♪
1255
01:25:09,885 --> 01:25:11,685
♪ It's nothing new ♪
1256
01:25:11,719 --> 01:25:16,390
♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪
1257
01:25:16,423 --> 01:25:17,691
♪ Can you make it through? ♪
1258
01:25:17,725 --> 01:25:24,199
♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪
1259
01:25:24,232 --> 01:25:27,534
♪ There's an empty stage ♪
1260
01:25:27,568 --> 01:25:30,537
♪ And a body on the floor ♪
1261
01:25:30,571 --> 01:25:33,875
♪ Willy's on the prowl ♪
1262
01:25:33,909 --> 01:25:37,212
♪ We can't hide
from them much more ♪
1263
01:25:37,245 --> 01:25:40,547
♪ So take a breath
and close your eyes ♪
1264
01:25:40,581 --> 01:25:43,251
♪ The shadow's on the wall ♪
1265
01:25:43,285 --> 01:25:46,754
♪ We just need
to make it out alive ♪
1266
01:25:46,788 --> 01:25:49,757
♪ Before they kill us all ♪
1267
01:25:49,791 --> 01:25:53,761
♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪
1268
01:25:53,795 --> 01:25:56,730
Okay, now, kids,
I want you to clap your hands.
1269
01:25:56,764 --> 01:26:00,567
♪ Willy's Wonderland ♪
1270
01:26:00,601 --> 01:26:02,603
You can run,
but you can't hide.
1271
01:26:02,636 --> 01:26:06,740
♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪
1272
01:26:06,774 --> 01:26:08,910
Have you been to my
Super Happy Fun Room yet?
1273
01:26:08,944 --> 01:26:13,447
♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪
1274
01:26:13,480 --> 01:26:17,419
Then what are you
waiting for?
1275
01:26:17,451 --> 01:26:20,288
[driving country rock]
1276
01:26:20,322 --> 01:26:27,461
♪ ♪
1277
01:26:38,139 --> 01:26:40,607
♪ Driving fast
down slow roads ♪
1278
01:26:40,641 --> 01:26:43,111
♪ That's just the way I roll ♪
1279
01:26:43,144 --> 01:26:45,779
♪ I'm a moving train,
I'm falling rain ♪
1280
01:26:45,814 --> 01:26:48,649
♪ Free from heavy loads ♪
1281
01:26:48,682 --> 01:26:50,952
♪ Love the sound
an engine makes ♪
1282
01:26:50,986 --> 01:26:53,321
♪ The wind against my face ♪
1283
01:26:53,355 --> 01:26:56,458
♪ I'm a lightning bolt,
a blue steel Colt ♪
1284
01:26:56,490 --> 01:26:59,127
♪ I run but never race ♪
1285
01:26:59,160 --> 01:27:04,165
♪ ♪
1286
01:27:04,199 --> 01:27:06,968
♪ Call me crazy,
call me insane ♪
1287
01:27:07,002 --> 01:27:09,337
♪ Love me or leave me,
it's all the same ♪
1288
01:27:09,371 --> 01:27:14,809
♪ I'll be gone
before you get my name ♪
1289
01:27:14,843 --> 01:27:17,312
♪ Call me crazy,
call me insane ♪
1290
01:27:17,345 --> 01:27:19,981
♪ Tears in my rearview
fading away ♪
1291
01:27:20,015 --> 01:27:24,819
♪ I'll be gone
before you get my name ♪
1292
01:27:24,853 --> 01:27:27,489
♪ Don't tie me to a post ♪
1293
01:27:27,521 --> 01:27:29,991
♪ Put a saddle on my back ♪
1294
01:27:30,025 --> 01:27:32,827
♪ The road's my home,
I travel alone ♪
1295
01:27:32,861 --> 01:27:35,330
♪ Light is how I pack ♪
1296
01:27:35,363 --> 01:27:37,832
♪ I rarely say a word ♪
1297
01:27:37,866 --> 01:27:40,335
♪ I try to tell the truth ♪
1298
01:27:40,368 --> 01:27:43,038
♪ I'm ready to fight
to make wrong right ♪
1299
01:27:43,071 --> 01:27:46,174
♪ I'm tied until I'm loose ♪
1300
01:27:46,207 --> 01:27:51,179
♪ ♪
1301
01:27:51,212 --> 01:27:54,015
♪ Call me crazy,
call me insane ♪
1302
01:27:54,049 --> 01:27:56,351
♪ Love me or leave me,
it's all the same ♪
1303
01:27:56,384 --> 01:28:01,688
♪ I'll be gone
before you get my name ♪
1304
01:28:01,722 --> 01:28:04,225
♪ Call me crazy,
call me insane ♪
1305
01:28:04,259 --> 01:28:06,861
♪ Tears in my rearview
fading away ♪
1306
01:28:06,895 --> 01:28:12,200
♪ I'll be gone
before you get my name ♪
1307
01:28:12,233 --> 01:28:19,240
♪ ♪
1308
01:28:19,309 --> 01:28:24,309
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