1 00:00:12,245 --> 00:00:17,245 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull M_I_SForEver 2 00:00:18,258 --> 00:00:21,227 [sweeping music] 3 00:00:21,261 --> 00:00:28,301 ♪ ♪ 4 00:00:39,279 --> 00:00:46,453 [intense music] 5 00:00:54,629 --> 00:00:56,764 Hey, kids. You know what time it is? 6 00:00:56,797 --> 00:00:58,431 It's birthday time! 7 00:00:58,465 --> 00:01:02,302 ♪ It's your birthday and we want you to have fun ♪ 8 00:01:02,335 --> 00:01:05,940 ♪ It's your birthday, so let's party, everyone ♪ 9 00:01:05,973 --> 00:01:08,141 ♪ It's your birthday ♪ [creature growls] 10 00:01:08,174 --> 00:01:10,111 ♪ And we want you to have fun ♪ 11 00:01:10,143 --> 00:01:14,314 ♪ It's your birthday, so let's party, everyone ♪ 12 00:01:15,816 --> 00:01:18,119 Okay now, kids, clap your hands 13 00:01:18,151 --> 00:01:20,121 like there's no tomorrow. 14 00:01:20,153 --> 00:01:23,289 ♪ We welcome you to Willy's where everyone's your friend ♪ 15 00:01:23,323 --> 00:01:24,457 That's right. 16 00:01:24,491 --> 00:01:25,660 ♪ Here at Willy's Wonderland ♪ 17 00:01:25,693 --> 00:01:27,962 ♪ The good times never end ♪ 18 00:01:27,995 --> 00:01:31,632 [creature snarls] 19 00:01:31,666 --> 00:01:33,299 [growls] 20 00:01:33,333 --> 00:01:36,302 [suspenseful music] 21 00:01:36,336 --> 00:01:37,972 ♪ ♪ 22 00:01:38,005 --> 00:01:39,807 [growls] 23 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:42,143 [screams] 24 00:01:42,175 --> 00:01:45,178 Carl! 25 00:01:45,211 --> 00:01:52,352 ♪ ♪ 26 00:01:59,694 --> 00:02:03,329 ♪ It's your birthday and we want you to have fun ♪ 27 00:02:03,363 --> 00:02:09,502 ♪ It's your birthday, so let's party, everyone ♪ 28 00:02:09,536 --> 00:02:11,337 Okay now, kids, clap your hands 29 00:02:11,371 --> 00:02:13,339 like there's no tomorrow. 30 00:02:13,373 --> 00:02:16,844 ♪ We welcome you to Willy's where everyone's your friend ♪ 31 00:02:16,877 --> 00:02:21,682 [screams] 32 00:02:21,716 --> 00:02:24,018 [intense music] 33 00:02:24,051 --> 00:02:25,686 [engine revving] 34 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:32,559 ♪ ♪ 35 00:02:48,241 --> 00:02:51,712 [tires squeal] 36 00:02:51,746 --> 00:02:58,753 ♪ ♪ 37 00:03:11,098 --> 00:03:13,067 [tires pop] 38 00:03:13,100 --> 00:03:17,270 [brakes squeal] 39 00:03:20,306 --> 00:03:23,443 [air whistling out of tires] 40 00:03:25,445 --> 00:03:28,414 [tense music] 41 00:03:28,448 --> 00:03:35,488 ♪ ♪ 42 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:42,495 [crows cawing] 43 00:03:53,306 --> 00:03:56,342 [chains rattling] 44 00:04:01,314 --> 00:04:08,289 ♪ ♪ 45 00:04:08,321 --> 00:04:09,455 Ah. 46 00:04:09,489 --> 00:04:16,664 ♪ ♪ 47 00:04:54,534 --> 00:04:56,670 Yeah, I tell everybody that attempts the 50, 48 00:04:56,704 --> 00:04:58,005 there ain't shit out here, 49 00:04:58,038 --> 00:05:00,341 but you gotta be prepared for anything. 50 00:05:00,373 --> 00:05:02,676 A bunch of fun-loving kids stole the zigzag 51 00:05:02,710 --> 00:05:05,012 out of the back of the sheriff's pickup a month ago. 52 00:05:05,045 --> 00:05:07,715 Guess you found it for 'em. [laughs] 53 00:05:07,748 --> 00:05:09,683 You know what some folks consider funny? 54 00:05:09,717 --> 00:05:11,685 Just ruin a man's whole damn day. 55 00:05:11,719 --> 00:05:13,386 God's honest truth. 56 00:05:13,419 --> 00:05:15,555 Now, where'd you say you're from? 57 00:05:15,589 --> 00:05:16,690 Oh, you're one of those guys 58 00:05:16,724 --> 00:05:18,025 that don't wanna look back, huh? 59 00:05:18,058 --> 00:05:20,060 You're one where the past lives in the past, huh? 60 00:05:20,094 --> 00:05:22,528 Yeah, I understand. No, I can't blame you. 61 00:05:22,562 --> 00:05:24,198 I mean, we all got so much baggage. 62 00:05:24,231 --> 00:05:25,699 I just say, move forward. 63 00:05:25,733 --> 00:05:27,701 You're a rolling stone. Yup. 64 00:05:27,735 --> 00:05:29,535 We had a car chase around here a while back. 65 00:05:29,569 --> 00:05:31,205 Some boy got up to 150 miles an hour, 66 00:05:31,238 --> 00:05:33,539 just launched it right off Tension's Peak, man. 67 00:05:33,573 --> 00:05:35,709 It's like a superhero. It went fwoom! 68 00:05:35,743 --> 00:05:39,947 Carnage was terrible. It was just... wow. 69 00:05:46,086 --> 00:05:49,056 [intense music] 70 00:05:49,089 --> 00:05:56,096 ♪ ♪ 71 00:06:07,942 --> 00:06:09,410 [siren wails] 72 00:06:09,442 --> 00:06:11,412 Oh, fuck me. 73 00:06:11,444 --> 00:06:18,619 ♪ ♪ 74 00:06:21,956 --> 00:06:24,457 [engine revving] 75 00:06:27,962 --> 00:06:29,763 - Will you just stop it? - Open the door! 76 00:06:29,797 --> 00:06:31,966 I'll open the damn door. 77 00:06:31,999 --> 00:06:34,601 What the hell is wrong with you? 78 00:06:34,635 --> 00:06:37,638 No! God damn it. 79 00:06:40,307 --> 00:06:41,608 Hey Jed, what's up? 80 00:06:41,642 --> 00:06:43,110 This old boy had the misfortune 81 00:06:43,143 --> 00:06:44,945 of finding your zigzags out there. 82 00:06:44,979 --> 00:06:46,613 I figured I'd bring 'em back to you. 83 00:06:46,647 --> 00:06:48,782 - He all right? - Yeah, he'll be all right. 84 00:06:48,816 --> 00:06:50,317 Tire's not, but he'll be fine. 85 00:06:50,351 --> 00:06:52,453 He had this pretty Camaro right here. 86 00:06:52,485 --> 00:06:54,455 Yes, yes, it was that ocean blue... 87 00:06:54,487 --> 00:06:57,458 [soft music] 88 00:06:57,490 --> 00:07:01,494 ♪ ♪ 89 00:07:01,527 --> 00:07:02,796 Jed, I'll come by and get 'em later. 90 00:07:02,830 --> 00:07:04,164 All turning around, spinning out, everything. 91 00:07:04,198 --> 00:07:05,966 He just slid right in there and then pop, pop... 92 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,302 I don't have time for this today, okay? 93 00:07:08,335 --> 00:07:09,636 Yes, ma'am. 94 00:07:09,670 --> 00:07:13,007 [engine turns over] 95 00:07:18,679 --> 00:07:20,814 - Take this off me. - Oh, you gotta be kidding me. 96 00:07:20,848 --> 00:07:22,149 There's not a chance in hell 97 00:07:22,182 --> 00:07:23,984 I'm letting you out of this trailer tonight. 98 00:07:24,018 --> 00:07:24,985 I hate you. 99 00:07:25,019 --> 00:07:27,488 Oh, talk sweet to me all you want. 100 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:30,657 Get down. You know the drill. Get down. 101 00:07:30,691 --> 00:07:32,826 - Get out of my way. - Come here. 102 00:07:32,860 --> 00:07:35,996 What the hell are you doing? 103 00:07:36,030 --> 00:07:37,331 - Wait. - I'll be back in the morning. 104 00:07:37,364 --> 00:07:39,833 What... how the hell am I supposed to eat? 105 00:07:39,867 --> 00:07:41,835 How am I supposed to take a piss? 106 00:07:41,869 --> 00:07:43,504 There are chips is on the coffee table 107 00:07:43,536 --> 00:07:45,172 and a bucket on the floor. 108 00:07:45,205 --> 00:07:46,539 Try not to make a mess. 109 00:07:46,572 --> 00:07:48,042 You're a bitch. 110 00:07:48,075 --> 00:07:50,010 Oh, I love you too. 111 00:07:50,044 --> 00:07:51,211 [smooches] 112 00:07:56,549 --> 00:08:03,724 ♪ ♪ 113 00:08:26,413 --> 00:08:29,917 [tense musical stings] 114 00:08:32,920 --> 00:08:36,223 Hey, it's gonna be about $250 for the tow, 115 00:08:36,256 --> 00:08:39,059 and we'll need all four tires replaced. 116 00:08:39,093 --> 00:08:40,727 And there was something wrong with that chip, I think. 117 00:08:40,761 --> 00:08:44,231 But I can fix it for about $1,000. 118 00:08:44,264 --> 00:08:45,265 Yep. 119 00:08:48,769 --> 00:08:51,738 No, cash only. Uh-uh, no. And in advance. 120 00:08:51,772 --> 00:08:53,774 Yeah, I don't take no plastic credit cards. 121 00:08:59,947 --> 00:09:01,248 Oh, that over there. [chuckles] 122 00:09:01,281 --> 00:09:04,084 Yeah, we ain't got no internet in Hayesville. 123 00:09:04,118 --> 00:09:06,920 Yeah, so all the ATMs, they just don't work. 124 00:09:06,954 --> 00:09:10,924 Yeah, we were gonna get it, but they just didn't. 125 00:09:10,958 --> 00:09:13,760 [laughs] 126 00:09:13,794 --> 00:09:16,630 You ain't got the cash, huh? 127 00:09:16,663 --> 00:09:18,999 Now ain't that a dilly of a pickle? 128 00:09:21,969 --> 00:09:23,437 Hmm. 129 00:09:23,470 --> 00:09:25,139 You willing to work it off? 130 00:09:31,478 --> 00:09:33,147 Okay, then. 131 00:09:33,180 --> 00:09:35,649 I think I've got somebody who can accommodate. 132 00:09:39,987 --> 00:09:43,123 [keypad beeping] [line rings] 133 00:09:43,157 --> 00:09:44,958 Hey, kid. 134 00:09:44,992 --> 00:09:47,629 I got a guy for you. 135 00:09:47,661 --> 00:09:50,831 [train whistle blows] 136 00:09:56,036 --> 00:09:57,639 You want god to laugh, 137 00:09:57,671 --> 00:09:58,640 you tell him your plans. 138 00:09:58,672 --> 00:10:01,643 [laughs] 139 00:10:01,675 --> 00:10:02,976 Howdy there, partner. 140 00:10:03,010 --> 00:10:05,312 My name is Tex, same as the state. 141 00:10:05,345 --> 00:10:07,814 Got the handle Macadoo. 142 00:10:07,848 --> 00:10:09,483 Welcome to Willy's Wonderland. 143 00:10:09,516 --> 00:10:12,654 - Yeah, he don't talk much. - And I respect that. 144 00:10:12,686 --> 00:10:14,688 I enjoy a man of few words. 145 00:10:18,025 --> 00:10:19,993 Well, business is not what it used to be, 146 00:10:20,027 --> 00:10:21,495 but I am fixing to reopen 147 00:10:21,528 --> 00:10:23,864 and make Willy's better than ever. 148 00:10:26,867 --> 00:10:29,503 Anyway, enough horseshit. Here's my offer. 149 00:10:29,536 --> 00:10:31,838 You spend the night cleaning Willy's Wonderland 150 00:10:31,872 --> 00:10:34,341 and I will pay to have your car fixed. 151 00:10:34,374 --> 00:10:37,377 I go on in tomorrow, you come out of there, 152 00:10:37,411 --> 00:10:40,347 and your ride will be ready for you right there. 153 00:10:40,380 --> 00:10:42,549 Deal? 154 00:10:42,584 --> 00:10:45,552 [tense music] 155 00:10:45,587 --> 00:10:52,726 ♪ ♪ 156 00:10:57,898 --> 00:10:59,733 If not, I got places to be. 157 00:10:59,766 --> 00:11:02,869 [chuckles] 158 00:11:02,903 --> 00:11:05,707 All right. All right. [chuckles] 159 00:11:05,739 --> 00:11:08,542 Let's go inside. 160 00:11:08,575 --> 00:11:10,744 Good luck, mister. 161 00:11:10,777 --> 00:11:13,914 [door squeaks] 162 00:11:13,947 --> 00:11:17,384 Watch your step. 163 00:11:17,417 --> 00:11:19,920 Check this out. 164 00:11:19,953 --> 00:11:22,055 Hey kids, it's Willy the Weasel. 165 00:11:22,089 --> 00:11:24,224 Welcome to my wonderland. 166 00:11:24,258 --> 00:11:25,892 Come on down and meet the gang. 167 00:11:25,926 --> 00:11:28,895 We've got Arty the Alligator, Siren Sara, 168 00:11:28,929 --> 00:11:31,231 Cammy the Chameleon, Gus Gorilla, 169 00:11:31,265 --> 00:11:33,567 Knighty Knight, Ozzie the Ostrich, 170 00:11:33,601 --> 00:11:35,569 and Tito the Turtle. 171 00:11:35,603 --> 00:11:39,573 ♪ It's your birthday, so let's party, everyone ♪ 172 00:11:39,607 --> 00:11:43,110 ♪ It's your birthday and we want you to have fun ♪ 173 00:11:43,143 --> 00:11:46,581 ♪ It's your birthday, so let's party, everyone ♪ 174 00:11:46,614 --> 00:11:48,782 We had some great times. 175 00:11:48,815 --> 00:11:50,752 Kids laughing, smiling, 176 00:11:50,784 --> 00:11:53,621 eating hot dogs, opening presents. 177 00:11:53,655 --> 00:11:58,593 ♪ ♪ 178 00:11:58,626 --> 00:12:01,094 You know the story, right? 179 00:12:01,128 --> 00:12:03,130 Well, some of these little bastards start crawling 180 00:12:03,163 --> 00:12:05,265 over the characters, they get hurt. 181 00:12:05,299 --> 00:12:08,636 A couple of lawsuits later from Mommy Safety Organizations 182 00:12:08,670 --> 00:12:10,937 and wham, bam, thank you ma'am, 183 00:12:10,971 --> 00:12:12,774 we're out of business. 184 00:12:12,806 --> 00:12:13,807 Shut us right down. 185 00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:20,981 ♪ ♪ 186 00:12:41,034 --> 00:12:43,638 Damn thing always gets jammed. 187 00:12:43,671 --> 00:12:45,640 [sighs] 188 00:12:45,673 --> 00:12:47,642 Yeah. 189 00:12:47,675 --> 00:12:50,010 This stuff oughta do the trick. 190 00:12:50,043 --> 00:12:53,313 Broom, mop, bucket, drain snake, 191 00:12:53,347 --> 00:12:57,484 Windex, rags, whatever you need, we got it. 192 00:12:57,517 --> 00:13:01,488 Oh, lookee here. 193 00:13:01,521 --> 00:13:02,824 Congratulations. 194 00:13:02,856 --> 00:13:05,892 You are officially on staff. 195 00:13:12,866 --> 00:13:15,703 [sighs] 196 00:13:15,737 --> 00:13:18,338 Well, pal, it's gonna be dark soon. 197 00:13:18,372 --> 00:13:20,507 I'll be back in the morning with that car of yours 198 00:13:20,540 --> 00:13:24,344 dapper and ready to drive or my name is not Tex Macadoo. 199 00:13:24,378 --> 00:13:25,680 [chuckles] 200 00:13:25,713 --> 00:13:27,715 Help yourself to whatever you can find in the kitchen. 201 00:13:27,749 --> 00:13:28,882 It's on the house. 202 00:13:28,915 --> 00:13:32,018 And be sure to take breaks. 203 00:13:32,052 --> 00:13:35,690 Always good to pace yourself. 204 00:13:35,723 --> 00:13:38,058 That's it. Good luck. 205 00:13:58,579 --> 00:14:01,214 [exhales] Damn. 206 00:14:01,248 --> 00:14:03,383 I thought you quit. 207 00:14:03,417 --> 00:14:04,918 My last one. 208 00:14:08,088 --> 00:14:12,058 [sighs] Piece of shit. 209 00:14:12,092 --> 00:14:14,227 All right, let's get the hell outta here. 210 00:14:14,261 --> 00:14:17,931 I can't stand to hear a grown man scream. 211 00:14:21,134 --> 00:14:23,236 - Liv, you in there? - Oh, shit. 212 00:14:23,270 --> 00:14:24,906 Yeah, I'm in here. Can you help me out? 213 00:14:24,938 --> 00:14:27,073 - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. - Okay, calm down, dude. 214 00:14:27,107 --> 00:14:28,910 No need to be a superhero. 215 00:14:28,942 --> 00:14:30,076 - Oh! - Oh, my God. 216 00:14:30,110 --> 00:14:32,747 Oh, damn it! Oh! 217 00:14:32,780 --> 00:14:34,948 Nice one, genius. The door was unlocked. 218 00:14:34,981 --> 00:14:36,416 How am I supposed to know that? 219 00:14:36,450 --> 00:14:37,451 Oh, shit. 220 00:14:37,484 --> 00:14:38,952 Let me see if we can find something 221 00:14:38,985 --> 00:14:41,756 to get you out of that. 222 00:14:41,789 --> 00:14:43,791 She gave you a bucket? 223 00:14:43,825 --> 00:14:45,125 Bitch is wicked. 224 00:14:45,158 --> 00:14:47,260 - Liv, you okay? - Are you okay? 225 00:14:47,294 --> 00:14:49,095 Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. Just... 226 00:14:49,129 --> 00:14:50,598 I found a screwdriver. 227 00:14:50,631 --> 00:14:52,098 What the hell are we gonna do with a screwdriver? 228 00:14:52,132 --> 00:14:53,433 Have y'all never worn handcuffs before? 229 00:14:53,467 --> 00:14:54,434 Oh, shut up. 230 00:14:54,468 --> 00:14:56,771 Why not just look for the key? 231 00:14:56,804 --> 00:14:58,940 What the hell am I looking in the fridge for? 232 00:14:58,972 --> 00:15:01,308 God, these eggs are definitely bad. 233 00:15:01,341 --> 00:15:04,144 We need, like, a saw or a pliers or something. 234 00:15:04,177 --> 00:15:07,280 - Pliers? - Can't find no key in here. 235 00:15:07,314 --> 00:15:09,784 - Shut up and find something. - You shut up! 236 00:15:09,817 --> 00:15:11,619 You ain't had no handcuffs on. 237 00:15:11,652 --> 00:15:13,654 [clears throat] 238 00:15:13,688 --> 00:15:15,623 Gee, thanks for the help, guys. 239 00:15:15,656 --> 00:15:16,791 - Cool. We good. - Yo. 240 00:15:16,824 --> 00:15:18,826 Come on. We're late. I saw the bait already. 241 00:15:18,860 --> 00:15:20,126 Where? 242 00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:21,629 Well, he was with Jed in his truck. 243 00:15:21,662 --> 00:15:23,798 Probably locked inside Willy's by now. 244 00:15:23,831 --> 00:15:26,132 Well, let's roll out. I wanna see that bitch burn. 245 00:15:26,166 --> 00:15:28,468 Yeah, burn, baby, burn. 246 00:15:28,502 --> 00:15:31,806 Wait, guys, this isn't for your entertainment, okay? 247 00:15:31,839 --> 00:15:33,139 It's for doing what's right. 248 00:15:33,173 --> 00:15:35,141 It's gotta be a little entertaining. 249 00:15:35,175 --> 00:15:36,978 Look, I wanna see them freak bastards die 250 00:15:37,010 --> 00:15:38,144 for what I see 'em do. 251 00:15:38,178 --> 00:15:40,146 Shut up, dude. What have you seen them do? 252 00:15:40,180 --> 00:15:41,314 Remember that one time I was... 253 00:15:41,348 --> 00:15:43,149 Okay, shut up. Guys. 254 00:15:43,183 --> 00:15:44,317 If we're doing this, 255 00:15:44,351 --> 00:15:45,820 we're gonna do this as a mission, 256 00:15:45,853 --> 00:15:48,823 not a field trip. 257 00:15:48,856 --> 00:15:51,826 Are you with me or not? 258 00:15:51,859 --> 00:15:54,160 Yeah, we're with you, Liv. 259 00:15:54,194 --> 00:15:55,362 Whatever you say. 260 00:15:55,395 --> 00:15:56,998 Yeah. 261 00:15:57,030 --> 00:15:59,667 All right. Let's do this. 262 00:15:59,700 --> 00:16:02,536 [high-energy music] 263 00:16:02,569 --> 00:16:09,543 ♪ ♪ 264 00:16:22,088 --> 00:16:24,558 [watch beeps] 265 00:16:44,745 --> 00:16:47,715 [eerie music] 266 00:16:47,748 --> 00:16:54,755 ♪ ♪ 267 00:17:11,438 --> 00:17:12,607 [squeaks] 268 00:17:21,616 --> 00:17:24,484 [door creaks] 269 00:17:31,626 --> 00:17:38,633 ♪ ♪ 270 00:17:40,968 --> 00:17:43,269 [door bangs] 271 00:17:43,303 --> 00:17:50,477 ♪ ♪ 272 00:18:02,857 --> 00:18:06,627 [groaning and creaking] 273 00:18:06,661 --> 00:18:09,830 [rattling] 274 00:18:19,205 --> 00:18:22,342 [watch beeping] 275 00:18:34,689 --> 00:18:36,824 [sighs] 276 00:18:36,857 --> 00:18:39,827 [mysterious music] 277 00:18:39,860 --> 00:18:46,734 ♪ ♪ 278 00:19:11,058 --> 00:19:14,561 [watch beeping] 279 00:19:20,735 --> 00:19:23,871 [eerie music] 280 00:19:23,904 --> 00:19:26,874 [heavy breathing] 281 00:19:26,907 --> 00:19:33,748 ♪ ♪ 282 00:19:56,604 --> 00:19:59,740 [ominous music building] 283 00:19:59,774 --> 00:20:06,614 ♪ ♪ 284 00:20:26,834 --> 00:20:28,969 [animatronic creaks] 285 00:20:43,818 --> 00:20:45,451 [creaks] 286 00:20:45,485 --> 00:20:47,288 I'm gonna feast on your face! 287 00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:50,825 [suspenseful music] 288 00:20:52,827 --> 00:20:55,296 ♪ ♪ 289 00:20:55,361 --> 00:20:57,131 [growls] 290 00:20:57,164 --> 00:20:59,667 ♪ ♪ 291 00:20:59,700 --> 00:21:00,835 [roars] 292 00:21:02,502 --> 00:21:05,471 [tense music] 293 00:21:05,505 --> 00:21:11,145 ♪ ♪ 294 00:21:11,178 --> 00:21:14,148 [suspenseful music] 295 00:21:14,181 --> 00:21:17,318 [grunting] 296 00:21:17,350 --> 00:21:18,819 [roars] 297 00:21:18,853 --> 00:21:22,656 ♪ ♪ 298 00:21:22,690 --> 00:21:24,992 [roars] 299 00:21:25,025 --> 00:21:27,828 [grunting] 300 00:21:27,862 --> 00:21:28,829 [shrieks] 301 00:21:28,863 --> 00:21:33,334 [grunting] 302 00:21:33,366 --> 00:21:36,337 [screaming] 303 00:21:36,369 --> 00:21:43,543 ♪ ♪ 304 00:22:21,414 --> 00:22:25,085 [tongue clicking] 305 00:22:35,596 --> 00:22:38,399 Sheriff, if I may, 306 00:22:38,431 --> 00:22:41,235 why'd you request the state to send backup for one night 307 00:22:41,268 --> 00:22:44,071 to curfew a place the size of a postage stamp? 308 00:22:44,104 --> 00:22:46,240 [laughs] 309 00:22:46,273 --> 00:22:48,075 Oh, don't get me wrong. 310 00:22:48,108 --> 00:22:51,912 I got a wife and kid on the way and I do love the overtime pay. 311 00:22:51,946 --> 00:22:54,782 - Double overtime. - Right. 312 00:22:59,954 --> 00:23:03,757 So what's the plan the rest of the evening? 313 00:23:03,791 --> 00:23:05,759 - See that phone? - Yeah. 314 00:23:05,793 --> 00:23:08,796 We're gonna sit here and pray it don't ring. 315 00:23:10,463 --> 00:23:11,765 Copy that. 316 00:23:11,799 --> 00:23:13,466 [dramatic musical sting] 317 00:23:21,141 --> 00:23:22,810 [chains rattle] 318 00:23:30,985 --> 00:23:33,654 [watch beeps] 319 00:23:52,339 --> 00:23:54,141 [groans] 320 00:23:54,174 --> 00:23:57,011 [relaxed jazz music] 321 00:23:57,044 --> 00:24:04,018 ♪ ♪ 322 00:24:15,195 --> 00:24:18,365 [watch beeping] 323 00:24:18,399 --> 00:24:25,339 ♪ ♪ 324 00:24:25,372 --> 00:24:29,676 [door creaks] 325 00:24:29,710 --> 00:24:31,345 [tense electronic music] 326 00:24:31,378 --> 00:24:34,348 [light buzzing] 327 00:24:34,381 --> 00:24:41,221 ♪ ♪ 328 00:25:29,470 --> 00:25:32,439 [chipper music] 329 00:25:32,473 --> 00:25:35,242 ♪ ♪ 330 00:25:35,275 --> 00:25:37,077 ♪ To the beat ♪ 331 00:25:37,111 --> 00:25:40,914 ♪ Whistle loud, whistle low ♪ 332 00:25:40,948 --> 00:25:44,418 ♪ Sway your hips and here we go ♪ 333 00:25:44,451 --> 00:25:46,588 - Hey, Tito. - Hola, Willy. 334 00:25:46,620 --> 00:25:48,622 I hear that there's a birthday boy 335 00:25:48,655 --> 00:25:50,090 in the audience tonight. 336 00:25:50,124 --> 00:25:52,259 Sí, Willy. Cantamos. 337 00:25:52,292 --> 00:25:56,096 ♪ It's your birthday and we want you to have fun ♪ 338 00:25:56,130 --> 00:26:00,100 ♪ It's your birthday, so let's party, everyone ♪ 339 00:26:00,134 --> 00:26:03,637 ♪ It's your birthday and we want you to have fun ♪ 340 00:26:03,670 --> 00:26:04,938 [distorting] ♪ It's your birthday ♪ 341 00:26:04,972 --> 00:26:07,141 ♪ So let's party, everyone ♪ 342 00:26:10,644 --> 00:26:11,778 [door creaks] 343 00:26:11,812 --> 00:26:14,781 [eerie music] 344 00:26:14,815 --> 00:26:21,989 ♪ ♪ 345 00:26:35,836 --> 00:26:39,173 Let's play hide and seek. 346 00:26:41,842 --> 00:26:46,013 ♪ You'll never find me ♪ 347 00:26:46,046 --> 00:26:49,651 I'm gonna eat your eyes out and then feast on your soul. 348 00:26:49,683 --> 00:26:53,487 [distorted laugh] 349 00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:58,158 You're as icy as an igloo. 350 00:26:58,192 --> 00:26:59,661 Happy day. 351 00:26:59,693 --> 00:27:02,329 You're getting warmer. 352 00:27:02,362 --> 00:27:04,698 You're as hot as a pancake on a grill 353 00:27:04,731 --> 00:27:06,366 and just as yummy. 354 00:27:14,708 --> 00:27:17,211 [roars] 355 00:27:17,244 --> 00:27:18,378 Gorilla greetings. 356 00:27:18,412 --> 00:27:19,713 [snarls] 357 00:27:19,746 --> 00:27:22,849 [grunting] 358 00:27:22,883 --> 00:27:25,852 [suspenseful music] 359 00:27:25,886 --> 00:27:28,522 ♪ ♪ 360 00:27:28,555 --> 00:27:31,892 [cackles] 361 00:27:31,925 --> 00:27:34,528 [laughs] That tickles. 362 00:27:34,561 --> 00:27:40,200 ♪ ♪ 363 00:27:40,234 --> 00:27:42,736 [cackles] 364 00:27:42,769 --> 00:27:49,910 ♪ ♪ 365 00:27:57,585 --> 00:28:00,220 But we were friends. 366 00:28:00,254 --> 00:28:03,423 [grunting] 367 00:28:07,294 --> 00:28:09,429 [sparks fizzle] 368 00:28:23,277 --> 00:28:27,114 [grunting] 369 00:28:43,830 --> 00:28:46,768 [ominous music] 370 00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:53,974 ♪ ♪ 371 00:29:09,990 --> 00:29:14,828 [watch beeping] 372 00:29:22,670 --> 00:29:25,839 [sighing] 373 00:29:48,562 --> 00:29:51,833 ["Pop Goes the Weasel"] [table dinging] 374 00:29:51,865 --> 00:29:54,501 ♪ ♪ 375 00:29:54,534 --> 00:29:55,502 Ah. 376 00:29:55,535 --> 00:29:58,205 [watch beeps] 377 00:30:01,041 --> 00:30:04,010 [driving music] 378 00:30:04,044 --> 00:30:10,884 ♪ ♪ 379 00:30:32,072 --> 00:30:33,540 - Hey, Chris. - What? 380 00:30:33,573 --> 00:30:35,375 Can you pour gas literally anywhere else? 381 00:30:35,409 --> 00:30:36,878 I'm sorry you pour like crap, Aaron. 382 00:30:36,910 --> 00:30:38,378 You're pouring gas on top of my gas. 383 00:30:38,412 --> 00:30:39,747 All right, let me go over here 384 00:30:39,781 --> 00:30:41,548 - and I'll just paint the bush. - Perfect. Thank you. 385 00:30:41,582 --> 00:30:44,886 Hey, you blowing bubbles? Bring your ass. 386 00:30:44,918 --> 00:30:45,887 You forgot the lighter, didn't you? 387 00:30:45,919 --> 00:30:47,053 No, I didn't. 388 00:30:47,087 --> 00:30:48,388 - Then let me see it. - Oh, my God. 389 00:30:48,422 --> 00:30:50,591 There you go. Yeah, all right. 390 00:30:54,428 --> 00:30:56,062 Wait, wait, wait. Uh-uh. Not yet. 391 00:30:56,096 --> 00:30:57,899 - [scoffs] - That guy's still in there. 392 00:30:57,931 --> 00:30:59,433 We gotta get him out first. 393 00:31:01,803 --> 00:31:03,069 [knocking at window] 394 00:31:03,103 --> 00:31:06,607 Hey, sir! Sir! 395 00:31:06,641 --> 00:31:08,942 You're not safe in there. We gotta get you out. 396 00:31:12,946 --> 00:31:14,916 - Hey! - Well, that was rude. 397 00:31:14,948 --> 00:31:16,249 Hey, look, if he don't wanna be safe, 398 00:31:16,283 --> 00:31:17,752 it's his ass, not ours. 399 00:31:17,785 --> 00:31:19,085 Tough shit. 400 00:31:19,119 --> 00:31:20,420 I'm getting him out whether he likes it or not. 401 00:31:20,454 --> 00:31:21,756 You wanna go in there with those things? 402 00:31:21,789 --> 00:31:22,924 Are you high? 403 00:31:22,956 --> 00:31:24,257 Look, if he wanna be cremated, 404 00:31:24,291 --> 00:31:25,593 - that's his business. - Yeah. 405 00:31:25,626 --> 00:31:26,960 I'm sorry, but I'm just not okay 406 00:31:26,993 --> 00:31:28,428 with letting somebody burn alive in there 407 00:31:28,462 --> 00:31:31,599 if we can do something about it. 408 00:31:31,632 --> 00:31:33,601 - She's right. - Of course she is, Chris. 409 00:31:33,634 --> 00:31:34,602 Oh, shut up! 410 00:31:34,635 --> 00:31:36,102 Hurry this shit up so we can go home. 411 00:31:36,136 --> 00:31:37,437 I'll figure out how to get inside, 412 00:31:37,471 --> 00:31:39,272 but I'm not putting you guys in danger. 413 00:31:39,306 --> 00:31:42,610 You just figure out how to get us out once I do. 414 00:31:42,643 --> 00:31:44,144 Okay. 415 00:31:48,683 --> 00:31:52,986 [air duct clunking] 416 00:31:53,019 --> 00:31:55,957 [eerie music] 417 00:31:55,989 --> 00:32:03,163 ♪ ♪ 418 00:32:41,368 --> 00:32:44,504 [suspenseful music] 419 00:32:44,538 --> 00:32:51,244 ♪ ♪ 420 00:32:54,882 --> 00:32:57,517 [growling] 421 00:32:57,551 --> 00:33:01,521 ♪ ♪ 422 00:33:01,555 --> 00:33:04,224 [snarls] 423 00:33:06,727 --> 00:33:08,194 I didn't even know you smoked. 424 00:33:08,228 --> 00:33:11,064 [coughs] Where'd you get this? 425 00:33:11,097 --> 00:33:13,034 I grew it myself. I call it No Clue. 426 00:33:13,066 --> 00:33:15,736 - How much THC is in it? - No clue. 427 00:33:15,770 --> 00:33:17,038 - [coughs] - [whimpers] 428 00:33:17,070 --> 00:33:19,439 - What? - I'm cold. 429 00:33:19,941 --> 00:33:22,911 [eerie music] 430 00:33:22,944 --> 00:33:29,951 ♪ ♪ 431 00:33:43,297 --> 00:33:45,432 [shrieks] 432 00:33:45,466 --> 00:33:47,969 I've waited so long for a girl to play with. 433 00:33:50,806 --> 00:33:53,474 [shrieks] 434 00:33:53,507 --> 00:33:55,277 - Wanna see my treehouse? - Uh-uh. 435 00:33:55,309 --> 00:33:57,645 Not today, girlfriend. 436 00:33:57,678 --> 00:33:59,114 [giggles] 437 00:33:59,147 --> 00:34:01,448 Ow. 438 00:34:01,482 --> 00:34:03,785 Come play with me. 439 00:34:03,819 --> 00:34:09,657 ♪ ♪ 440 00:34:09,690 --> 00:34:15,329 ♪ Ring around the rosie ♪ 441 00:34:15,362 --> 00:34:21,169 ♪ A pocketful of posies ♪ 442 00:34:21,203 --> 00:34:26,640 ♪ Ashes, ashes ♪ 443 00:34:26,674 --> 00:34:30,477 ♪ We all fall ♪ 444 00:34:30,511 --> 00:34:33,647 [screams] 445 00:34:33,681 --> 00:34:35,150 Holy shit. Guys, that was Liv. 446 00:34:35,183 --> 00:34:36,650 We gotta go after her. 447 00:34:36,684 --> 00:34:37,819 I'm out this bitch. Y'all playing. 448 00:34:37,853 --> 00:34:39,653 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Both: Bobby! 449 00:34:39,687 --> 00:34:41,323 What? 450 00:34:41,355 --> 00:34:43,158 Are y'all serious right now? 451 00:34:43,191 --> 00:34:44,993 We supposed to go in there and get killed too? 452 00:34:45,026 --> 00:34:46,828 You wanna stay here? We gotta do something. 453 00:34:46,862 --> 00:34:48,529 No, I actually wanna leave, 454 00:34:48,562 --> 00:34:50,497 and I thought y'all might want to also, but I don't care. 455 00:34:50,531 --> 00:34:52,366 - Fine. I'll go. - No, no, I'll go. 456 00:34:52,399 --> 00:34:54,501 No, wait... hey, stop, stop. 457 00:34:54,535 --> 00:34:56,004 This is Liv we're talking about. 458 00:34:56,037 --> 00:34:58,672 - Move out of the way. - What? No! 459 00:34:58,706 --> 00:35:00,876 Damn! 460 00:35:00,909 --> 00:35:03,011 Hey, hey. Whoa, hey. Y'all look away. 461 00:35:03,044 --> 00:35:05,713 Baby, God damn. Hey, y'all back up, man. 462 00:35:06,915 --> 00:35:13,889 ♪ ♪ 463 00:35:25,566 --> 00:35:27,369 [branches snap] 464 00:35:27,401 --> 00:35:31,373 [both grunt] 465 00:35:31,405 --> 00:35:33,375 Thank God you're still alive. We gotta get you outta here. 466 00:35:33,407 --> 00:35:34,708 I stopped that bitch, 467 00:35:34,742 --> 00:35:37,379 but that won't keep her away for long, so... 468 00:35:37,411 --> 00:35:38,712 hey! 469 00:35:38,746 --> 00:35:42,217 Did you not hear what I just said? 470 00:35:42,250 --> 00:35:43,885 Hey! 471 00:35:43,919 --> 00:35:50,424 ♪ ♪ 472 00:35:51,126 --> 00:35:54,561 We go in, fast, we split up, and as soon as we find Liv 473 00:35:54,595 --> 00:35:57,564 and this janitor dude, we're out. 474 00:35:57,598 --> 00:35:59,267 - Hmm. - What, Aaron? 475 00:35:59,301 --> 00:36:01,403 We just don't need any more Batman bullshit, all right? 476 00:36:01,435 --> 00:36:02,736 Okay. Thank you. Yeah, I know. 477 00:36:02,770 --> 00:36:04,738 It's only going to make it less safe for everyone else. 478 00:36:04,772 --> 00:36:08,076 You mean kinda like Liv just did? 479 00:36:08,109 --> 00:36:09,911 Excuse me? 480 00:36:09,945 --> 00:36:12,746 Say what you gotta say. Speak up. 481 00:36:12,781 --> 00:36:15,083 Now's the time, Dan. 482 00:36:15,116 --> 00:36:17,751 You ain't gonna say it? 483 00:36:17,786 --> 00:36:19,453 Do you guys have something in mind? 484 00:36:19,486 --> 00:36:20,621 Hell yeah, we do. 485 00:36:20,654 --> 00:36:22,290 Everything you telling us not to do, 486 00:36:22,324 --> 00:36:25,093 that's exactly what your dream girl got us up here doing. 487 00:36:25,126 --> 00:36:27,262 And now we probably all getting fucked up because of it. 488 00:36:27,295 --> 00:36:29,431 - Bobby. - What? 489 00:36:29,496 --> 00:36:31,132 Am I lying? 490 00:36:31,166 --> 00:36:34,936 No, I'm not. It's the truth. 491 00:36:34,970 --> 00:36:37,939 - Fine. I'll just go myself. - Oh, whatever, Chris. 492 00:36:37,973 --> 00:36:40,607 When are you getting it through your thick-ass skull, huh? 493 00:36:40,641 --> 00:36:42,110 Kissing that ass 494 00:36:42,143 --> 00:36:44,112 ain't gonna get you that ass, playboy. 495 00:36:44,145 --> 00:36:45,981 It'll more than likely get you killed, 496 00:36:46,014 --> 00:36:49,150 and ain't nobody, except for you, baby, 497 00:36:49,184 --> 00:36:51,453 worth none of this bullshit you got us up here doing. 498 00:36:51,485 --> 00:36:53,955 So you know what? I'm out this bitch. 499 00:36:53,989 --> 00:36:55,824 Baby, let's go. 500 00:36:58,026 --> 00:37:00,161 No, Chris! Chris! 501 00:37:00,195 --> 00:37:02,297 - Oh, shit! - [screams] 502 00:37:02,330 --> 00:37:05,467 Bobby! 503 00:37:05,499 --> 00:37:08,136 [all scream] 504 00:37:08,169 --> 00:37:09,471 [groans] 505 00:37:09,503 --> 00:37:11,973 - God damn! - Everybody okay? 506 00:37:12,007 --> 00:37:14,009 - Yeah. - Nice of you guys to join us. 507 00:37:16,677 --> 00:37:17,812 Wait, what are you guys doing here? 508 00:37:17,846 --> 00:37:19,513 Oh, my God. Liv, you're alive. 509 00:37:21,883 --> 00:37:23,650 I thought we all agreed you were supposed to stay outside 510 00:37:23,684 --> 00:37:25,320 and help us find a way out. 511 00:37:25,353 --> 00:37:26,821 Yeah, uh... 512 00:37:26,855 --> 00:37:28,823 Now how the hell are we supposed to get out of here? 513 00:37:28,857 --> 00:37:30,158 I tried to keep 'em on the roof, 514 00:37:30,191 --> 00:37:31,026 but they wouldn't listen. 515 00:37:31,059 --> 00:37:32,160 It's your fault we were on the roof. 516 00:37:32,193 --> 00:37:33,660 - It's my fault? - It was your fault. 517 00:37:33,694 --> 00:37:35,662 Guys, guys, it's happening. It's happening now. 518 00:37:35,696 --> 00:37:38,500 Oh, that's the nasty bitch that tried to kill me. 519 00:37:38,532 --> 00:37:40,001 Liv. 520 00:37:40,035 --> 00:37:41,668 ♪ We're all friends ♪ 521 00:37:41,702 --> 00:37:44,005 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - What are you doing? 522 00:37:44,039 --> 00:37:45,840 - Hey, what the hell, man? - What are you... dude! 523 00:37:45,874 --> 00:37:47,008 Put her down, okay? 524 00:37:47,042 --> 00:37:50,011 I'm trying to help you, you dumbass! 525 00:37:50,045 --> 00:37:51,513 Seriously? 526 00:37:51,545 --> 00:37:52,847 I'm trying to help him understand 527 00:37:52,881 --> 00:37:55,682 that he's gonna die in here, but he won't listen to me. 528 00:37:55,716 --> 00:37:57,385 ♪ Sing, sing, sing ♪ 529 00:37:57,419 --> 00:37:59,354 Wait a second. 530 00:37:59,387 --> 00:38:01,022 Wasn't there eight of them? 531 00:38:01,056 --> 00:38:03,358 [chipper music] 532 00:38:03,391 --> 00:38:05,193 ♪ We're all friends ♪ 533 00:38:05,226 --> 00:38:07,195 - ♪ We like to run ♪ - Oh, that's badass. 534 00:38:07,228 --> 00:38:11,366 ♪ Run, run, run to the beat of the drum ♪ 535 00:38:11,399 --> 00:38:12,733 Oh, this is good. 536 00:38:12,766 --> 00:38:15,203 We're connecting. We're sharing our feelings. 537 00:38:15,236 --> 00:38:16,871 ♪ We're all friends ♪ 538 00:38:16,905 --> 00:38:18,705 ♪ We like to dance ♪ 539 00:38:18,739 --> 00:38:20,208 ♪ Dance, dance, dance ♪ 540 00:38:20,241 --> 00:38:22,410 ♪ Like there's ants in our pants ♪ 541 00:38:22,444 --> 00:38:25,413 ♪ ♪ 542 00:38:25,447 --> 00:38:26,881 Whoa. 543 00:38:26,915 --> 00:38:28,416 Have you been to my Super Happy Fun Room yet? 544 00:38:28,450 --> 00:38:30,051 This is cool. 545 00:38:30,085 --> 00:38:32,220 Well, what are you waiting for? 546 00:38:32,253 --> 00:38:35,890 ♪ The Super Happy Fun Room is super happy fun ♪ 547 00:38:35,924 --> 00:38:37,926 - Yo. Look. - ♪ Join us in the Fun Room ♪ 548 00:38:37,959 --> 00:38:40,061 ♪ Where you'll be number one ♪ 549 00:38:40,095 --> 00:38:41,896 - ♪ Popcorn, cake, and hot dogs ♪ - Let's go. 550 00:38:41,930 --> 00:38:43,730 ♪ Soda and candy too ♪ 551 00:38:43,764 --> 00:38:45,567 ♪ The Super Happy Fun Room ♪ 552 00:38:45,599 --> 00:38:47,569 I know the bullshit story they told you. 553 00:38:47,601 --> 00:38:49,404 That if you clean up the place tonight, 554 00:38:49,437 --> 00:38:53,074 they'll pay to have your tires fixed by morning, right? 555 00:38:53,108 --> 00:38:54,576 It's a lie. 556 00:38:54,608 --> 00:38:55,776 They've said the same story 557 00:38:55,810 --> 00:38:58,413 to countless other over the last 20 years. 558 00:38:58,446 --> 00:38:59,581 They baited you. 559 00:38:59,613 --> 00:39:01,583 You're here to be a human sacrifice. 560 00:39:01,615 --> 00:39:04,252 You're here to be eaten and killed. 561 00:39:04,285 --> 00:39:06,921 Do you understand that? 562 00:39:06,955 --> 00:39:10,091 This town has a dark history. 563 00:39:10,125 --> 00:39:14,095 And it all starts with this horrible place. 564 00:39:14,129 --> 00:39:15,430 You know, Willy's may seem 565 00:39:15,463 --> 00:39:18,099 like a happy-go-lucky child's play place, 566 00:39:18,133 --> 00:39:21,469 but it's much, much more than that. 567 00:39:21,503 --> 00:39:23,637 Willy's was built in 1996, 568 00:39:23,670 --> 00:39:26,608 the brainchild of Jerry Robert Willis. 569 00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:29,444 If that name sounds familiar to you, it should. 570 00:39:29,477 --> 00:39:31,946 Jerry was one of the last century's 571 00:39:31,980 --> 00:39:34,616 most sick and sadistic serial killers. 572 00:39:34,648 --> 00:39:38,319 Jerry spent most of the time cultivating similar sickos. 573 00:39:38,353 --> 00:39:40,654 I mean, these were the most depraved people 574 00:39:40,687 --> 00:39:42,957 you could ever imagine. 575 00:39:42,991 --> 00:39:45,659 Often, Jerry and his crew would 576 00:39:45,692 --> 00:39:48,496 whisk away unsuspecting families 577 00:39:48,530 --> 00:39:52,300 to the Super Happy Fun Room. 578 00:39:52,333 --> 00:39:53,635 Once inside, 579 00:39:53,667 --> 00:39:56,804 the families would be treated to a birthday cake 580 00:39:56,838 --> 00:39:59,974 and a private show by Willy Weasel. 581 00:40:00,008 --> 00:40:02,143 The shows would always end the same way. 582 00:40:02,177 --> 00:40:05,146 [dramatic music] 583 00:40:05,180 --> 00:40:07,182 ♪ ♪ 584 00:40:07,215 --> 00:40:10,151 After numerous missing persons reports 585 00:40:10,185 --> 00:40:14,155 and suspicious smells coming from the inside of Willy's, 586 00:40:14,189 --> 00:40:16,524 the law felt it was time to investigate. 587 00:40:16,558 --> 00:40:20,161 [sirens wailing] 588 00:40:20,195 --> 00:40:23,531 ♪ ♪ 589 00:40:23,565 --> 00:40:26,000 Jerry and his gang refused 590 00:40:26,034 --> 00:40:28,870 to be taken alive. 591 00:40:28,903 --> 00:40:30,505 After the police finally entered 592 00:40:30,538 --> 00:40:33,208 the Super Happy Fun Room, 593 00:40:33,241 --> 00:40:36,844 they discovered that Jerry and his crew 594 00:40:36,878 --> 00:40:40,014 had performed a satanic suicide ritual. 595 00:40:40,048 --> 00:40:42,350 Instead of surrendering, 596 00:40:42,383 --> 00:40:46,187 the killers decided to take their own lives. 597 00:40:46,221 --> 00:40:50,024 Those familiar with satanic rituals speculate 598 00:40:50,058 --> 00:40:53,695 that the suicide ritual was some sort of a Katra 599 00:40:53,727 --> 00:40:55,530 transfer of energy 600 00:40:55,563 --> 00:40:57,031 where the memory 601 00:40:57,065 --> 00:40:58,900 and consciousness of the living 602 00:40:58,933 --> 00:41:02,704 relocate into non-living entities. 603 00:41:02,736 --> 00:41:06,074 In this case, the animatronic robots. 604 00:41:07,909 --> 00:41:10,912 Ten years later, Willy's reopens 605 00:41:10,945 --> 00:41:13,248 with a new owner, Tex Macadoo. 606 00:41:13,281 --> 00:41:14,916 He tries to keep the current public 607 00:41:14,949 --> 00:41:17,552 unaware of its horrific past. 608 00:41:17,585 --> 00:41:20,054 Things are wrong from the start. 609 00:41:20,088 --> 00:41:22,557 There's reports that the creatures would 610 00:41:22,590 --> 00:41:23,891 move on their own. 611 00:41:23,925 --> 00:41:25,393 Some would say things 612 00:41:25,426 --> 00:41:27,562 they weren't programmed to say. 613 00:41:27,595 --> 00:41:31,399 [giggles] Wanna fuck, fatty? 614 00:41:31,432 --> 00:41:33,767 And others would kill 615 00:41:33,801 --> 00:41:36,904 and feast on customers. 616 00:41:36,938 --> 00:41:39,107 After several ghastly incidents, 617 00:41:39,140 --> 00:41:42,277 Willy's closes its doors again. 618 00:41:42,310 --> 00:41:46,414 But Tex still doesn't bulldoze it to the ground. 619 00:41:46,447 --> 00:41:49,083 Why, you may ask? 620 00:41:49,117 --> 00:41:51,252 Because Willy got to him. 621 00:41:51,286 --> 00:41:53,921 Convinced him to make a deal with the devil. 622 00:41:53,955 --> 00:41:56,424 Along with all those other backwoods inbreds 623 00:41:56,457 --> 00:41:59,127 in this sorry town. 624 00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:01,629 Speaking of backwoods inbreds, 625 00:42:01,663 --> 00:42:03,264 where'd Bob and Kathy go? 626 00:42:03,298 --> 00:42:04,599 [door creaks] 627 00:42:04,632 --> 00:42:07,602 [eerie music] 628 00:42:07,635 --> 00:42:08,770 ♪ ♪ 629 00:42:08,803 --> 00:42:10,938 Whoa. 630 00:42:10,972 --> 00:42:17,312 ♪ ♪ 631 00:42:18,479 --> 00:42:21,282 This is where it actually happened. 632 00:42:21,316 --> 00:42:24,452 This is where those kid killers offed themselves. 633 00:42:24,485 --> 00:42:27,155 Oh. 634 00:42:27,188 --> 00:42:28,791 Cool. 635 00:42:28,823 --> 00:42:30,658 The fuck? 636 00:42:30,692 --> 00:42:37,832 ♪ ♪ 637 00:42:40,668 --> 00:42:41,969 [laughs] 638 00:42:42,003 --> 00:42:46,641 ♪ ♪ 639 00:42:46,674 --> 00:42:50,478 Okay, yeah, this is... 640 00:42:50,511 --> 00:42:52,480 this is weird as fuck. 641 00:42:52,513 --> 00:42:56,017 Yo, who the hell bringing their kids up in here? 642 00:42:56,050 --> 00:42:58,353 Shit, not my kids. [scoffs] 643 00:42:58,386 --> 00:43:02,323 Not our kids. 644 00:43:02,357 --> 00:43:05,393 Is it weird that I'm getting really turned on right now? 645 00:43:07,228 --> 00:43:09,364 Oh, you a freak freak. 646 00:43:09,397 --> 00:43:12,835 It's never seemed to bother you before. 647 00:43:12,867 --> 00:43:14,502 Who says it bothers me now? 648 00:43:14,535 --> 00:43:21,376 ♪ ♪ 649 00:43:24,379 --> 00:43:27,715 Hmm. 650 00:43:27,749 --> 00:43:29,517 Happy birthday, baby. 651 00:43:29,550 --> 00:43:33,388 It's not my birthday. 652 00:43:33,421 --> 00:43:36,391 I still wanna see you in your birthday suit. 653 00:43:40,561 --> 00:43:42,530 Have you been listening to a word I've been saying? 654 00:43:42,563 --> 00:43:44,198 Look at all these naughty birthday boys 655 00:43:44,232 --> 00:43:46,033 - and birthday girls. - Oh, shit. 656 00:43:46,067 --> 00:43:48,871 I think it's time for them to go nightie night. 657 00:43:48,903 --> 00:43:52,573 ♪ It's your birthday and we want you to have fun ♪ 658 00:43:52,607 --> 00:43:57,245 ♪ It's your birthday, so let's kill everyone ♪ 659 00:44:01,916 --> 00:44:04,719 [creepy upbeat music] 660 00:44:04,752 --> 00:44:06,754 ♪ ♪ 661 00:44:06,789 --> 00:44:09,590 ♪ Six little chickens at the end of the line ♪ 662 00:44:09,624 --> 00:44:12,393 ♪ Six little chickens at the end of the line ♪ 663 00:44:12,427 --> 00:44:15,096 ♪ One happy weasel says, "It's dinner time" ♪ 664 00:44:15,129 --> 00:44:17,565 ♪ Six little chickens oughta be just fine ♪ 665 00:44:17,598 --> 00:44:20,435 ♪ Six little chickens in the weasel's den ♪ 666 00:44:20,468 --> 00:44:22,937 ♪ Four little roosters and a couple of hens ♪ 667 00:44:22,970 --> 00:44:25,606 ♪ Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide ♪ 668 00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:28,242 ♪ Six little chickens at the end of the line ♪ 669 00:44:28,276 --> 00:44:31,078 ♪ Six little chickens ♪ Watch out, now! 670 00:44:31,112 --> 00:44:33,614 ♪ Six little chickens ♪ Here comes the weasel! 671 00:44:33,648 --> 00:44:35,950 ♪ Six little chickens running outta time ♪ 672 00:44:35,983 --> 00:44:37,752 Whoops! 673 00:44:37,786 --> 00:44:41,489 ♪ Five little chickens at the end of the line ♪ 674 00:44:43,991 --> 00:44:45,426 [suspenseful music] 675 00:44:45,460 --> 00:44:47,930 [groans] 676 00:44:47,962 --> 00:44:50,598 - Shit! - What the... holy fuck! 677 00:44:50,631 --> 00:44:53,434 [grunting] 678 00:44:53,468 --> 00:45:00,174 ♪ ♪ 679 00:45:02,143 --> 00:45:05,480 Go. Leave. Leave! 680 00:45:05,513 --> 00:45:07,950 Chris, go. 681 00:45:07,982 --> 00:45:10,819 [breathing heavily] 682 00:45:10,853 --> 00:45:15,623 ♪ ♪ 683 00:45:15,656 --> 00:45:17,191 I'm sorry. 684 00:45:27,168 --> 00:45:30,137 ["Pop Goes the Weasel"] 685 00:45:30,171 --> 00:45:34,308 ♪ ♪ 686 00:45:34,342 --> 00:45:35,978 [suspenseful music] 687 00:45:36,010 --> 00:45:38,981 [moaning] 688 00:45:39,013 --> 00:45:46,053 ♪ ♪ 689 00:45:57,698 --> 00:45:59,166 Why you stopping? 690 00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:01,837 Has that thing always been here? 691 00:46:01,870 --> 00:46:03,005 Girl, that thing been 692 00:46:03,037 --> 00:46:04,338 in every single room we've been in. 693 00:46:04,372 --> 00:46:06,008 It's on the wall right now. Come on, babe. 694 00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:09,011 [moaning] 695 00:46:09,043 --> 00:46:16,217 ♪ ♪ 696 00:46:18,052 --> 00:46:19,720 It's staring at us. 697 00:46:22,256 --> 00:46:23,391 Well, then let's give it a show. 698 00:46:23,424 --> 00:46:25,027 What you talking about? Come on. 699 00:46:25,059 --> 00:46:25,894 Get nasty with it. 700 00:46:25,928 --> 00:46:27,528 [moans] 701 00:46:27,562 --> 00:46:30,698 [beeping] 702 00:46:30,731 --> 00:46:34,201 ["Pop Goes the Weasel"] 703 00:46:34,235 --> 00:46:37,204 [suspenseful music] 704 00:46:37,238 --> 00:46:43,744 ♪ ♪ 705 00:46:50,585 --> 00:46:52,720 [gasps] 706 00:46:52,753 --> 00:46:57,224 ♪ ♪ 707 00:46:57,258 --> 00:46:58,559 [shrieks] 708 00:46:58,593 --> 00:47:05,600 ♪ ♪ 709 00:47:06,767 --> 00:47:09,737 ["Pop Goes the Weasel"] 710 00:47:09,770 --> 00:47:14,076 ♪ ♪ 711 00:47:14,108 --> 00:47:17,079 [suspenseful music] 712 00:47:17,111 --> 00:47:24,285 ♪ ♪ 713 00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:34,796 [shrieks] 714 00:47:38,299 --> 00:47:41,469 [line ringing] 715 00:47:44,138 --> 00:47:47,308 [phone ringing] 716 00:47:50,645 --> 00:47:54,281 - Hayesville Sheriff's Office. - Sheriff? 717 00:47:54,315 --> 00:47:56,651 This is Sheriff Lund. 718 00:47:56,684 --> 00:47:58,619 It's Chris Muley. 719 00:47:58,653 --> 00:48:01,622 What can I do you for, Chris? 720 00:48:01,656 --> 00:48:04,793 Christ, I did something stupid. 721 00:48:04,826 --> 00:48:07,495 We're at Willy's. [suspenseful sting] 722 00:48:11,666 --> 00:48:13,634 Prank call. 723 00:48:13,668 --> 00:48:16,671 [phone ringing] 724 00:48:20,341 --> 00:48:22,811 You want me to get that? 725 00:48:22,844 --> 00:48:24,980 People made their beds, they gotta lie in 'em. 726 00:48:25,013 --> 00:48:29,316 Pretty sure the saying is, "Protect and Serve," Sheriff. 727 00:48:29,350 --> 00:48:31,153 Shut your mouth, smart guy. 728 00:48:31,185 --> 00:48:33,187 You're not funny. 729 00:48:33,220 --> 00:48:34,488 [phone beeps] 730 00:48:34,522 --> 00:48:36,158 Liv brought us here. 731 00:48:36,190 --> 00:48:37,658 Son of a bitch. 732 00:48:37,692 --> 00:48:39,393 Get your asses out of there, son. 733 00:48:41,195 --> 00:48:42,496 Put your balls on, Evan. 734 00:48:42,530 --> 00:48:44,365 We're going to Willy's. 735 00:48:44,398 --> 00:48:47,334 [eerie music] 736 00:48:47,368 --> 00:48:54,542 ♪ ♪ 737 00:48:59,047 --> 00:49:02,550 [grunting] 738 00:49:02,583 --> 00:49:07,022 [screaming] 739 00:49:07,055 --> 00:49:10,025 ["Pop Goes the Weasel"] 740 00:49:10,058 --> 00:49:12,259 [watch beeping] 741 00:49:15,429 --> 00:49:18,365 [suspenseful music] 742 00:49:18,399 --> 00:49:25,573 ♪ ♪ 743 00:49:32,413 --> 00:49:35,382 [grunting] 744 00:49:35,416 --> 00:49:42,590 ♪ ♪ 745 00:50:07,783 --> 00:50:09,084 [sword clatters] 746 00:50:09,117 --> 00:50:16,290 ♪ ♪ 747 00:50:29,971 --> 00:50:33,809 [moaning] 748 00:50:37,979 --> 00:50:41,116 [gasps] Bobby, that thing just moved! 749 00:50:41,149 --> 00:50:44,119 Where the fuck did it go? 750 00:50:44,152 --> 00:50:45,954 - [roars] - [screams] 751 00:50:45,987 --> 00:50:47,122 No! No! 752 00:50:47,155 --> 00:50:48,290 [screams] 753 00:50:48,322 --> 00:50:50,158 - [screaming] - [roars] 754 00:50:50,192 --> 00:50:54,129 [screaming] 755 00:50:54,162 --> 00:50:55,964 [snarling] 756 00:50:55,997 --> 00:50:58,166 [both screaming] 757 00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:05,339 ♪ ♪ 758 00:51:08,342 --> 00:51:12,346 [sobbing] 759 00:51:12,379 --> 00:51:14,149 I really need you to help me find my friends. 760 00:51:14,182 --> 00:51:18,485 - Please. - [screams] 761 00:51:18,519 --> 00:51:23,325 Oh, my God. Kathy! 762 00:51:23,357 --> 00:51:30,531 ♪ ♪ 763 00:51:38,874 --> 00:51:40,175 Oh, my God. 764 00:51:40,208 --> 00:51:47,048 ♪ ♪ 765 00:51:49,050 --> 00:51:52,354 [grunting] 766 00:51:52,386 --> 00:51:59,560 ♪ ♪ 767 00:52:19,948 --> 00:52:22,884 [breathing heavily] 768 00:52:22,918 --> 00:52:29,925 ♪ ♪ 769 00:52:39,267 --> 00:52:43,071 I'm so sorry. 770 00:52:43,104 --> 00:52:46,241 [cheerful 8-bit tune] 771 00:52:46,274 --> 00:52:50,078 ♪ ♪ 772 00:52:50,111 --> 00:52:53,415 Hello, little boy. 773 00:52:53,447 --> 00:52:55,417 You don't have to be afraid of me. 774 00:52:55,449 --> 00:53:02,090 I'm not the same as the others. 775 00:53:02,123 --> 00:53:03,925 They're so mean to me. 776 00:53:03,959 --> 00:53:05,427 They call me ugly 777 00:53:05,459 --> 00:53:08,096 and they make fun of my colorful skin. 778 00:53:08,129 --> 00:53:10,597 I'm trapped in this body. 779 00:53:10,631 --> 00:53:13,767 I just want to be free. 780 00:53:13,802 --> 00:53:16,770 I guess I don't expect you to believe me. 781 00:53:16,805 --> 00:53:18,605 I hoped that you were different. 782 00:53:18,639 --> 00:53:21,475 [eerie music] 783 00:53:21,508 --> 00:53:27,115 ♪ ♪ 784 00:53:27,148 --> 00:53:28,783 I'm Chris. 785 00:53:28,817 --> 00:53:31,786 Trust me, Chris. You know you can. 786 00:53:31,820 --> 00:53:36,324 You can feel my goodness. 787 00:53:36,358 --> 00:53:40,462 If what you're saying is true, 788 00:53:40,494 --> 00:53:43,664 and you're not like the others... 789 00:53:46,001 --> 00:53:49,137 I could help you get to the next life? 790 00:53:49,170 --> 00:53:50,637 It's true. 791 00:53:50,671 --> 00:53:52,639 Evil has kept me here. 792 00:53:52,673 --> 00:53:54,309 You must have questions. 793 00:53:54,342 --> 00:53:57,511 I can tell you so much about the other side. 794 00:53:57,544 --> 00:54:00,348 I can answer all your questions. 795 00:54:00,382 --> 00:54:02,317 If you can help me. 796 00:54:02,350 --> 00:54:04,486 [siren wailing] 797 00:54:04,518 --> 00:54:06,154 You ever use your sidearm? 798 00:54:06,187 --> 00:54:08,156 Oh. In training. 799 00:54:08,189 --> 00:54:09,991 But these are just punk kids, right? 800 00:54:10,025 --> 00:54:11,826 What, vandalizing and loitering? 801 00:54:11,860 --> 00:54:13,527 I doubt we'll need to drop 'em. 802 00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:16,498 It's not the kids. 803 00:54:16,530 --> 00:54:18,366 It's Willy. 804 00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:21,002 The dancing rat? 805 00:54:21,036 --> 00:54:22,871 [laughs] 806 00:54:22,904 --> 00:54:24,372 Okay. 807 00:54:24,406 --> 00:54:25,672 I get it. I get it. 808 00:54:25,706 --> 00:54:29,177 The boys told you to pull a fast one on me. 809 00:54:29,210 --> 00:54:31,346 Bravo. Nice try. 810 00:54:31,379 --> 00:54:34,681 It ain't no prank. 811 00:54:34,715 --> 00:54:39,187 This is real as it gets. I guaran-damn-tee you that. 812 00:54:39,220 --> 00:54:42,023 See, in town, we knew what was happening at Willy's. 813 00:54:42,057 --> 00:54:45,527 We knew there was something supernatural going on. 814 00:54:45,559 --> 00:54:46,861 We bellowed to the high heavens 815 00:54:46,895 --> 00:54:48,695 that the machines were evil. 816 00:54:48,729 --> 00:54:50,365 No one believed us. 817 00:54:50,398 --> 00:54:52,367 They thought we were yokels. 818 00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:55,370 Tex eventually hired a demolition crew 819 00:54:55,403 --> 00:54:56,871 to destroy Willy's, 820 00:54:56,905 --> 00:54:59,740 except the day before bulldozers were set to roll, 821 00:54:59,773 --> 00:55:02,709 Eric Miller, the contractor, was found in bed 822 00:55:02,743 --> 00:55:05,712 as chewed up as a McDonald's hamburger. 823 00:55:05,746 --> 00:55:07,882 His whole family too. 824 00:55:07,916 --> 00:55:10,085 After that, there wasn't a man alive 825 00:55:10,118 --> 00:55:11,718 that would take the job. 826 00:55:11,752 --> 00:55:14,255 The town decided that maybe it was better 827 00:55:14,289 --> 00:55:16,224 to let sleeping dogs lie. 828 00:55:16,257 --> 00:55:18,560 We told everybody just to stay away from there. 829 00:55:18,592 --> 00:55:22,063 We figured we'd just let it rot. 830 00:55:22,097 --> 00:55:25,400 But rabid dogs don't sleep when they're hungry. 831 00:55:25,433 --> 00:55:26,901 The machines got out. 832 00:55:26,935 --> 00:55:29,270 We found bodies at the ice cream shop, 833 00:55:29,304 --> 00:55:32,739 the hardware store, and even the school. 834 00:55:32,773 --> 00:55:35,742 We had a real Hobson's choice on our hands. 835 00:55:35,776 --> 00:55:37,245 You know what that is? 836 00:55:37,278 --> 00:55:38,413 No. 837 00:55:38,446 --> 00:55:40,582 No choice at all. 838 00:55:40,614 --> 00:55:43,418 We could either go to war with the machines, 839 00:55:43,451 --> 00:55:45,253 come off like crazy people, 840 00:55:45,286 --> 00:55:46,753 probably lose a lot of good folk 841 00:55:46,788 --> 00:55:49,090 along the way, or... 842 00:55:49,124 --> 00:55:51,259 Or what? 843 00:55:51,292 --> 00:55:54,262 We cut a deal. 844 00:55:54,295 --> 00:55:57,432 Leave our people be. 845 00:55:57,465 --> 00:55:58,933 Leave our children be. 846 00:55:58,967 --> 00:56:03,637 Leave our town be, and... 847 00:56:03,670 --> 00:56:06,441 and we will feed you. 848 00:56:06,474 --> 00:56:13,314 ♪ ♪ 849 00:56:14,516 --> 00:56:16,784 Well, the good news is, I can fix it. 850 00:56:16,818 --> 00:56:18,153 The bad news is, 851 00:56:18,186 --> 00:56:20,288 it's gonna have to sit till I get the part. 852 00:56:20,321 --> 00:56:24,292 Now, Hayesville's one hotel's booked. 853 00:56:24,325 --> 00:56:27,162 But I do have a place you can stay tonight. 854 00:56:27,195 --> 00:56:31,132 Now, it ain't the Ritz, but it's a roof 855 00:56:31,166 --> 00:56:32,467 and it's free 856 00:56:32,500 --> 00:56:35,136 if you're willing to do a little light cleaning. 857 00:56:35,170 --> 00:56:38,806 Best place for a birthday party you've ever seen. 858 00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:42,343 Heck, it once was, but we're gonna fix it. 859 00:56:42,377 --> 00:56:44,312 Bring her back to life. 860 00:56:44,345 --> 00:56:45,813 Congratulations. 861 00:56:45,847 --> 00:56:50,151 You are officially on staff. 862 00:56:50,185 --> 00:56:52,487 We lived up to our end of the bargain 863 00:56:52,520 --> 00:56:54,355 and they kept theirs. 864 00:56:54,389 --> 00:56:57,492 We tried to find people who wouldn't be missed. 865 00:56:57,525 --> 00:57:01,695 ♪ ♪ 866 00:57:01,728 --> 00:57:06,568 People with low moral character. 867 00:57:06,601 --> 00:57:11,673 And some people who were just at the wrong place at the wrong time. 868 00:57:11,705 --> 00:57:15,510 ♪ ♪ 869 00:57:15,543 --> 00:57:18,012 [both scream] 870 00:57:18,046 --> 00:57:21,849 Things didn't always go exactly as planned. 871 00:57:21,883 --> 00:57:23,717 I usually pride myself 872 00:57:23,750 --> 00:57:26,554 on being able to expect the unexpected. 873 00:57:26,588 --> 00:57:30,892 [crying] 874 00:57:30,925 --> 00:57:34,696 But sometimes, life throws you a zinger. 875 00:57:34,728 --> 00:57:37,699 [soft music] 876 00:57:37,731 --> 00:57:40,201 ♪ ♪ 877 00:57:40,235 --> 00:57:44,372 Well, this was the zinger of all zingers. 878 00:57:44,405 --> 00:57:45,873 Good night, darling. 879 00:57:45,907 --> 00:57:49,877 Sweet dreams. 880 00:57:49,911 --> 00:57:53,047 I never saw it coming. 881 00:57:53,081 --> 00:57:55,717 So that's why we're going? 882 00:57:55,749 --> 00:57:58,553 Liv. 883 00:57:58,586 --> 00:58:02,724 Much as she pisses me off, 884 00:58:02,756 --> 00:58:05,093 I couldn't live with losing that girl. 885 00:58:05,126 --> 00:58:07,729 I can show you what's on the other side. 886 00:58:07,761 --> 00:58:10,231 If you could help me get there. 887 00:58:10,265 --> 00:58:13,401 - Oh, Chris. - Liv, Liv, it's gonna be okay. 888 00:58:13,434 --> 00:58:15,903 Kay, we're gonna make a deal and... 889 00:58:15,937 --> 00:58:17,572 - [grunting] - [gasps] 890 00:58:17,605 --> 00:58:20,575 [suspenseful music] 891 00:58:20,608 --> 00:58:22,610 ♪ ♪ 892 00:58:22,644 --> 00:58:24,412 Wanna play, bitch? 893 00:58:24,445 --> 00:58:28,783 ♪ ♪ 894 00:58:28,816 --> 00:58:32,453 [watch beeping] 895 00:58:49,971 --> 00:58:54,642 ♪ ♪ 896 00:58:54,676 --> 00:58:57,145 [pinball machine beeping] 897 00:58:58,813 --> 00:59:01,282 Playtime's over now, girlfriend. 898 00:59:01,316 --> 00:59:08,323 ♪ ♪ 899 00:59:21,869 --> 00:59:23,806 [watch beeps] 900 00:59:23,838 --> 00:59:27,308 ♪ ♪ 901 00:59:27,342 --> 00:59:30,845 [grunting] 902 00:59:30,878 --> 00:59:38,019 ♪ ♪ 903 00:59:44,692 --> 00:59:47,995 [shouting] 904 00:59:48,029 --> 00:59:55,069 ♪ ♪ 905 01:00:32,573 --> 01:00:33,908 [gun cocks] 906 01:00:33,941 --> 01:00:35,376 Drop the lizard. 907 01:00:35,410 --> 01:00:41,282 ♪ ♪ 908 01:00:47,588 --> 01:00:49,390 Get that stuff off of her. 909 01:00:49,424 --> 01:00:51,592 Willy, I'm so sorry about this prick. 910 01:00:54,295 --> 01:00:56,397 Eloise, please, stop. He's a good guy. 911 01:00:56,431 --> 01:00:58,901 Shut your yap and get outside. 912 01:00:58,966 --> 01:00:59,934 They killed some of 'em. 913 01:00:59,967 --> 01:01:03,271 Oh. Stupid idiots. 914 01:01:03,304 --> 01:01:06,274 It'll just incite him more. 915 01:01:06,307 --> 01:01:09,410 Willy, this guy does not act for us. 916 01:01:09,444 --> 01:01:11,078 His actions should in no way reflect 917 01:01:11,112 --> 01:01:12,246 on the town of Hayesville. 918 01:01:12,280 --> 01:01:14,917 You know that, right, Willy? 919 01:01:14,949 --> 01:01:16,117 Well, cuff him. 920 01:01:16,150 --> 01:01:18,085 For God's sakes, cuff him. 921 01:01:18,119 --> 01:01:19,420 No way. I'm not leaving him here. 922 01:01:19,454 --> 01:01:21,756 I'll give you two reasons why you are: 923 01:01:21,790 --> 01:01:23,926 your wife and your kid. 924 01:01:23,958 --> 01:01:25,259 If we don't do what needs to be done, 925 01:01:25,293 --> 01:01:27,328 nobody in this county is safe. 926 01:01:30,998 --> 01:01:34,937 Why couldn't you just die? 927 01:01:34,969 --> 01:01:37,104 Where are the others? 928 01:01:37,138 --> 01:01:39,106 They're dead. 929 01:01:39,140 --> 01:01:40,641 Stupid kids. 930 01:01:43,644 --> 01:01:45,814 Do you see? 931 01:01:45,848 --> 01:01:48,282 Okay, time to go. 932 01:01:48,316 --> 01:01:49,952 - Go. - No. Uh-uh. 933 01:01:49,984 --> 01:01:51,452 I'm not leaving without him. 934 01:01:51,486 --> 01:01:54,455 I'm not giving you a choice. Go. 935 01:01:54,489 --> 01:01:57,158 - I'm not leaving without him. - Get out of here. 936 01:01:57,191 --> 01:01:58,292 You don't understand. 937 01:01:58,326 --> 01:01:59,795 You've locked the wrong guy up in here. 938 01:01:59,828 --> 01:02:01,496 He's not trapped in here with them. 939 01:02:01,529 --> 01:02:04,298 They're trapped in here with him. 940 01:02:04,332 --> 01:02:06,334 Not for much longer. 941 01:02:08,837 --> 01:02:10,171 I'm sorry son. 942 01:02:16,845 --> 01:02:20,147 [door creaks] 943 01:02:20,181 --> 01:02:22,517 Is that what you did to my parents? 944 01:02:22,550 --> 01:02:24,519 You're a monster. 945 01:02:29,190 --> 01:02:30,324 What do we do now? 946 01:02:30,358 --> 01:02:31,359 Well, I'm gonna wait here 947 01:02:31,392 --> 01:02:32,828 until this problem solves itself. 948 01:02:32,861 --> 01:02:35,162 You drop her off in a cell, come back, and get me. 949 01:02:35,196 --> 01:02:37,198 Should be done by then. 950 01:02:44,705 --> 01:02:47,542 [animatronic creaking] 951 01:02:52,915 --> 01:02:54,515 Hey, cowboy. 952 01:02:54,549 --> 01:02:57,051 Ready for a little ménage à trois? 953 01:03:13,768 --> 01:03:16,704 [upbeat country music] 954 01:03:16,737 --> 01:03:23,744 ♪ ♪ 955 01:03:25,580 --> 01:03:28,215 ♪ Head, shoulders, knees, and toes ♪ 956 01:03:28,249 --> 01:03:29,717 ♪ Knees and toes ♪ 957 01:03:29,750 --> 01:03:31,887 ♪ Head, shoulders, knees, and toes ♪ 958 01:03:31,920 --> 01:03:33,387 ♪ Knees and toes ♪ 959 01:03:33,421 --> 01:03:37,592 ♪ And eyes and ears and mouth and nose ♪ 960 01:03:37,625 --> 01:03:40,227 ♪ Head, shoulders, knees, and toes ♪ 961 01:03:40,261 --> 01:03:41,596 ♪ Knees and toes ♪ 962 01:03:41,629 --> 01:03:45,566 ♪ ♪ 963 01:03:45,600 --> 01:03:48,235 ♪ Feet, tummies, arms, and chins ♪ 964 01:03:48,269 --> 01:03:49,403 ♪ Arms and chins ♪ 965 01:03:49,437 --> 01:03:53,107 - You can't arrest me - Can and will. 966 01:03:53,140 --> 01:03:55,409 Breaking and entering, destruction of property, 967 01:03:55,443 --> 01:03:57,578 and I'm pretty sure that was a dead body on the floor. 968 01:03:57,612 --> 01:04:00,082 What's worse, the dead body you saw, 969 01:04:00,114 --> 01:04:01,783 or the guy that you left to die? 970 01:04:01,817 --> 01:04:02,918 Are you ready to be a murderer? 971 01:04:02,951 --> 01:04:04,251 Because that's exactly what you're gonna be. 972 01:04:04,285 --> 01:04:05,921 You're gonna be a cold-blooded... 973 01:04:05,954 --> 01:04:09,290 [tires squeal] 974 01:04:09,323 --> 01:04:13,127 Shut up! I ain't no murderer. 975 01:04:13,160 --> 01:04:15,596 Then what are you? 976 01:04:15,630 --> 01:04:17,431 You're complicit. 977 01:04:17,465 --> 01:04:19,433 You're just another cult member recruited by the sheriff 978 01:04:19,467 --> 01:04:20,802 to do all of her dirty work. 979 01:04:20,836 --> 01:04:24,138 I ain't no cult member and I ain't no murderer. 980 01:04:25,306 --> 01:04:26,774 And how 'bout you, huh? 981 01:04:26,808 --> 01:04:28,275 Living with the sheriff all these years, 982 01:04:28,309 --> 01:04:30,478 all this going on, what have you done? 983 01:04:32,480 --> 01:04:34,682 You don't know what it's like living with her. 984 01:04:36,484 --> 01:04:39,654 My entire life, it's like I've been a ghost. 985 01:04:39,687 --> 01:04:43,624 And no matter what I do, it doesn't change who she is. 986 01:04:43,658 --> 01:04:45,292 So I thought maybe I could do something right 987 01:04:45,326 --> 01:04:47,963 and burn this fucking place down. 988 01:04:47,996 --> 01:04:49,296 So I am doing something. 989 01:04:49,330 --> 01:04:50,999 What about you? Hmm? 990 01:04:51,033 --> 01:04:53,334 You just gonna sit there and watch all of this happen 991 01:04:53,367 --> 01:04:55,336 and not do anything about it? 992 01:05:03,011 --> 01:05:05,312 I'm gonna set things right. 993 01:05:05,346 --> 01:05:06,647 That's what I'm goddamn gonna do. 994 01:05:06,681 --> 01:05:07,682 You'll see. 995 01:05:07,715 --> 01:05:09,818 [grunting] 996 01:05:09,851 --> 01:05:12,821 [suspenseful music] 997 01:05:12,854 --> 01:05:14,022 ♪ ♪ 998 01:05:14,056 --> 01:05:16,357 ♪ Feet, tummies, arms, and chins ♪ 999 01:05:16,390 --> 01:05:17,859 ♪ Arms and chins ♪ 1000 01:05:17,893 --> 01:05:22,030 ♪ And eyes and ears and mouth and chins ♪ 1001 01:05:22,064 --> 01:05:25,000 ♪ Feet, tummies, arms, and chins, arms and ♪ 1002 01:05:25,033 --> 01:05:27,002 Oh, my God! Evan! 1003 01:05:27,035 --> 01:05:30,705 [gasping] 1004 01:05:30,738 --> 01:05:33,175 [squishing] 1005 01:05:33,207 --> 01:05:36,044 [suspenseful music] 1006 01:05:36,078 --> 01:05:39,181 ♪ ♪ 1007 01:05:39,213 --> 01:05:42,216 Give me the keys. Give me the fucking keys. 1008 01:05:42,249 --> 01:05:45,386 [speaking Spanish] 1009 01:05:49,223 --> 01:05:50,725 [gun clicks] 1010 01:05:54,062 --> 01:05:55,362 Shit. 1011 01:05:55,396 --> 01:05:57,698 ♪ Hands, fingers, legs, and lips ♪ 1012 01:05:57,732 --> 01:05:59,366 - ♪ Legs and lips ♪ - [muffled screaming] 1013 01:05:59,400 --> 01:06:01,368 ♪ Hands, fingers, legs, and lips ♪ 1014 01:06:01,402 --> 01:06:02,871 ♪ Legs and lips ♪ 1015 01:06:02,904 --> 01:06:07,241 ♪ And eyes and ears and mouth and hips ♪ 1016 01:06:07,274 --> 01:06:09,577 ♪ Hands, fingers, legs, and lips ♪ 1017 01:06:09,610 --> 01:06:11,213 ♪ Legs and lips ♪ 1018 01:06:11,245 --> 01:06:15,083 ♪ ♪ 1019 01:06:15,117 --> 01:06:17,718 ♪ Head, shoulders, knees, and toes ♪ 1020 01:06:17,752 --> 01:06:19,054 ♪ Knees and toes ♪ [metal creaks] 1021 01:06:19,087 --> 01:06:21,555 ♪ Head, shoulders, knees, and toes ♪ 1022 01:06:21,589 --> 01:06:23,058 ♪ Knees and toes ♪ 1023 01:06:23,091 --> 01:06:27,062 ♪ And eyes and ears and mouth and nose ♪ 1024 01:06:27,095 --> 01:06:29,563 ♪ Head, shoulders, knees, and toes ♪ 1025 01:06:29,597 --> 01:06:31,233 - ♪ Knees and toes ♪ - [grunts] 1026 01:06:31,265 --> 01:06:34,936 ♪ Head, shoulders, knees, and toes ♪ 1027 01:06:34,970 --> 01:06:37,906 [animatronic whirs] 1028 01:06:37,939 --> 01:06:40,909 [eerie music] 1029 01:06:40,942 --> 01:06:45,914 ♪ ♪ 1030 01:06:45,947 --> 01:06:47,949 Sucks to be you, chica. 1031 01:06:47,983 --> 01:06:49,918 Sucks to be you, pendejo. 1032 01:06:49,951 --> 01:06:51,619 - [grunting] - No! 1033 01:06:51,652 --> 01:06:53,789 Ay! Oi! 1034 01:07:01,129 --> 01:07:02,264 [grunts] 1035 01:07:02,296 --> 01:07:04,099 Por favor, no más. 1036 01:07:04,132 --> 01:07:05,466 No más. No más. 1037 01:07:05,499 --> 01:07:06,935 No más, por favor. 1038 01:07:06,968 --> 01:07:08,602 Por favor, no más. 1039 01:07:08,636 --> 01:07:09,971 No más. 1040 01:07:10,005 --> 01:07:12,974 [breathing heavily] 1041 01:07:16,978 --> 01:07:19,281 [soft tense music] 1042 01:07:19,313 --> 01:07:22,784 Damn stupid kids. 1043 01:07:22,818 --> 01:07:24,286 [sighs] 1044 01:07:24,318 --> 01:07:29,791 ♪ ♪ 1045 01:07:29,825 --> 01:07:32,127 [groans] 1046 01:07:32,160 --> 01:07:39,333 ♪ ♪ 1047 01:07:48,676 --> 01:07:51,813 [tense electronic music] 1048 01:07:51,847 --> 01:07:58,686 ♪ ♪ 1049 01:08:54,075 --> 01:08:57,045 [eerie music] 1050 01:08:57,078 --> 01:09:04,085 ♪ ♪ 1051 01:09:15,429 --> 01:09:18,599 [watch beeping] 1052 01:09:27,608 --> 01:09:30,577 [dramatic synthpop] 1053 01:09:30,611 --> 01:09:37,451 ♪ ♪ 1054 01:09:41,289 --> 01:09:44,926 [pinball machine dinging] 1055 01:09:44,960 --> 01:09:51,833 ♪ ♪ 1056 01:09:52,968 --> 01:09:55,971 ♪ When the daylight's gone ♪ 1057 01:09:56,004 --> 01:09:59,441 ♪ And you find yourself alone ♪ 1058 01:09:59,473 --> 01:10:02,776 ♪ Standing face to face ♪ 1059 01:10:02,811 --> 01:10:05,814 ♪ Against the coming storm ♪ 1060 01:10:05,847 --> 01:10:09,317 ♪ There's no promise I can make to you ♪ 1061 01:10:09,351 --> 01:10:12,120 ♪ To take your fears away ♪ 1062 01:10:12,153 --> 01:10:15,957 ♪ We just need to last the night alone ♪ 1063 01:10:15,991 --> 01:10:18,625 ♪ And pray we'll see the day ♪ 1064 01:10:18,659 --> 01:10:23,465 ♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪ 1065 01:10:23,497 --> 01:10:24,966 ♪ I'm taking you ♪ 1066 01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:29,636 ♪ To Willy's Wonderland ♪ 1067 01:10:29,670 --> 01:10:31,638 ♪ It's nothing new ♪ 1068 01:10:31,672 --> 01:10:36,344 ♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪ 1069 01:10:36,378 --> 01:10:37,644 ♪ Can you make it through? ♪ 1070 01:10:37,678 --> 01:10:42,150 ♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪ 1071 01:10:42,183 --> 01:10:45,686 ♪ ♪ 1072 01:10:47,355 --> 01:10:48,857 [watch beeps] 1073 01:10:53,061 --> 01:10:56,498 [tense music] 1074 01:10:56,530 --> 01:10:59,167 That G-D-S-O-B. 1075 01:10:59,200 --> 01:11:06,041 ♪ ♪ 1076 01:11:18,420 --> 01:11:22,524 Well, I'll be a son of a bitch. 1077 01:11:22,556 --> 01:11:25,692 Hold it right there, boy. 1078 01:11:25,726 --> 01:11:27,929 Inside, now! 1079 01:11:32,233 --> 01:11:34,402 Move! 1080 01:11:34,436 --> 01:11:35,870 We had a good thing, 1081 01:11:35,904 --> 01:11:38,572 but you just went and fucked it all up. 1082 01:11:41,608 --> 01:11:42,877 Look at me. 1083 01:11:42,911 --> 01:11:44,913 Look at me when I'm talking to you. 1084 01:11:46,915 --> 01:11:49,551 All you had to do was die. 1085 01:11:49,583 --> 01:11:51,052 Was that so hard? 1086 01:11:51,086 --> 01:11:53,388 No, you just had to go ahead and stay alive, 1087 01:11:53,421 --> 01:11:56,057 and now we got five dead kids 1088 01:11:56,091 --> 01:11:58,226 because of you! 1089 01:11:58,259 --> 01:12:00,895 You might have taken apart a few electronics, 1090 01:12:00,929 --> 01:12:05,066 but I got a feeling that you can't stop a round. 1091 01:12:05,100 --> 01:12:07,235 Willy! 1092 01:12:07,268 --> 01:12:11,239 Willy needs to eat, and I'm gonna feed him. 1093 01:12:11,272 --> 01:12:14,741 Willy, come and get it! 1094 01:12:14,775 --> 01:12:17,744 [suspenseful music] 1095 01:12:17,778 --> 01:12:24,953 ♪ ♪ 1096 01:12:33,294 --> 01:12:36,264 [animatronic whirring] 1097 01:12:36,297 --> 01:12:41,302 ♪ ♪ 1098 01:12:41,336 --> 01:12:43,938 Hey, kids, do you know what time it is? 1099 01:12:43,972 --> 01:12:46,441 [distorting] It's birthday time. 1100 01:12:46,474 --> 01:12:49,944 ♪ It's your birthday ♪ 1101 01:12:49,978 --> 01:12:54,449 ♪ And we want you to have fun ♪ 1102 01:12:54,482 --> 01:12:58,453 ♪ It's your birthday ♪ 1103 01:12:58,486 --> 01:13:01,823 ♪ So let's party, everyone ♪ 1104 01:13:01,856 --> 01:13:04,826 ♪ It's your birthday ♪ 1105 01:13:04,859 --> 01:13:07,962 ♪ And we want you to have fun ♪ 1106 01:13:07,996 --> 01:13:10,965 ♪ It's your birthday ♪ 1107 01:13:10,999 --> 01:13:15,470 ♪ So let's party, everyone ♪ 1108 01:13:15,503 --> 01:13:18,806 [distorted music] 1109 01:13:18,840 --> 01:13:21,142 Okay, now, kids, clap your hands 1110 01:13:21,176 --> 01:13:23,478 like there's no tomorrow. 1111 01:13:23,511 --> 01:13:26,314 ♪ We welcome you to Willy's ♪ 1112 01:13:26,347 --> 01:13:28,816 ♪ Where everyone's your friend ♪ 1113 01:13:28,850 --> 01:13:30,318 That's right! 1114 01:13:30,351 --> 01:13:34,656 ♪ Here at Willy's Wonderland ♪ 1115 01:13:34,688 --> 01:13:38,493 ♪ The good times never end ♪ 1116 01:13:38,526 --> 01:13:41,162 ♪ Birthday fun for everyone ♪ 1117 01:13:41,196 --> 01:13:43,831 ♪ How old are you today? ♪ 1118 01:13:43,865 --> 01:13:46,334 ♪ Everyone at Willy's is home ♪ 1119 01:13:46,367 --> 01:13:48,336 - ♪ And you will stay ♪ - Forever. 1120 01:13:48,369 --> 01:13:51,506 ♪ It's birthday time, it's birthday time ♪ 1121 01:13:51,539 --> 01:13:54,842 ♪ It's birthday time, let's cheer ♪ 1122 01:13:54,876 --> 01:13:57,711 ♪ At Willy's ♪ 1123 01:13:57,744 --> 01:14:02,016 ♪ Wonderland ♪ 1124 01:14:02,050 --> 01:14:05,687 Proudly serving families 1125 01:14:05,719 --> 01:14:11,226 since 1984. 1126 01:14:12,894 --> 01:14:15,863 [intense music] 1127 01:14:15,897 --> 01:14:23,071 ♪ ♪ 1128 01:14:48,762 --> 01:14:51,733 [animatronic whirring] 1129 01:14:51,765 --> 01:14:58,940 ♪ ♪ 1130 01:15:14,622 --> 01:15:17,759 [roars] 1131 01:15:17,792 --> 01:15:19,961 [snarls] 1132 01:15:21,629 --> 01:15:24,432 [snarls] 1133 01:15:24,465 --> 01:15:29,604 ♪ ♪ 1134 01:15:29,637 --> 01:15:31,939 [growls] 1135 01:15:31,973 --> 01:15:38,980 ♪ ♪ 1136 01:15:40,181 --> 01:15:44,619 [roaring] 1137 01:15:44,652 --> 01:15:51,826 ♪ ♪ 1138 01:16:44,879 --> 01:16:47,348 [engine revving] 1139 01:16:47,382 --> 01:16:51,052 [tires squealing] 1140 01:17:00,895 --> 01:17:02,196 Whoo! 1141 01:17:02,230 --> 01:17:04,365 Now that is a whole lot of fun right there. 1142 01:17:04,399 --> 01:17:06,869 - Yes, sir. - Tires are good to go. 1143 01:17:06,901 --> 01:17:10,204 Even tuned her up for you. 1144 01:17:10,238 --> 01:17:14,041 Always nice to add another toy to the collection. 1145 01:17:14,075 --> 01:17:17,044 [tense music] 1146 01:17:17,078 --> 01:17:19,882 ♪ ♪ 1147 01:17:19,914 --> 01:17:22,550 Take a peek yet? 1148 01:17:22,583 --> 01:17:24,218 I was waiting for you. 1149 01:17:24,252 --> 01:17:28,556 I ain't going in there. 1150 01:17:28,589 --> 01:17:30,224 Pussy. 1151 01:17:30,258 --> 01:17:32,895 Who are you calling a pussy? 1152 01:17:32,927 --> 01:17:40,101 ♪ ♪ 1153 01:17:44,772 --> 01:17:46,574 Son of a bitch. 1154 01:17:46,607 --> 01:17:53,314 ♪ ♪ 1155 01:17:56,785 --> 01:17:58,586 Oh, shit. 1156 01:17:58,619 --> 01:18:00,621 I'll be God damned. 1157 01:18:02,791 --> 01:18:05,760 [Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Free Bird"] 1158 01:18:05,794 --> 01:18:08,763 ['70s country rock ballad] 1159 01:18:08,797 --> 01:18:15,636 ♪ ♪ 1160 01:19:11,526 --> 01:19:16,832 ♪ If I leave here tomorrow ♪ 1161 01:19:16,865 --> 01:19:19,667 ♪ ♪ 1162 01:19:19,700 --> 01:19:23,671 ♪ Would you still remember me? ♪ 1163 01:19:23,704 --> 01:19:27,675 ♪ ♪ 1164 01:19:27,708 --> 01:19:32,848 ♪ For I must be travelling on now ♪ 1165 01:19:32,881 --> 01:19:35,851 ♪ ♪ 1166 01:19:35,884 --> 01:19:38,020 ♪ 'Cause there's too many places ♪ 1167 01:19:38,052 --> 01:19:40,187 ♪ I've got to see ♪ 1168 01:19:40,221 --> 01:19:44,191 ♪ ♪ 1169 01:19:44,225 --> 01:19:49,530 ♪ But if I stay here with you, girl ♪ 1170 01:19:49,564 --> 01:19:52,233 ♪ ♪ 1171 01:19:52,266 --> 01:19:56,537 ♪ Things just couldn't be the same ♪ 1172 01:19:56,571 --> 01:20:00,374 ♪ ♪ 1173 01:20:00,408 --> 01:20:05,546 ♪ 'Cause I'm as free as a bird now ♪ 1174 01:20:05,580 --> 01:20:08,549 ♪ ♪ 1175 01:20:08,583 --> 01:20:13,721 ♪ And this bird you cannot change ♪ 1176 01:20:13,754 --> 01:20:16,557 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 1177 01:20:16,591 --> 01:20:21,228 ♪ And the bird you cannot change ♪ 1178 01:20:21,262 --> 01:20:24,265 ♪ ♪ 1179 01:20:24,298 --> 01:20:25,232 ♪ And this bird you cannot change ♪ 1180 01:20:25,266 --> 01:20:28,269 [tires squealing] 1181 01:20:34,108 --> 01:20:38,080 I gotta tell you, my hat's off. 1182 01:20:38,112 --> 01:20:41,083 That is one tough hombre. 1183 01:20:41,115 --> 01:20:43,751 [chuckles] 1184 01:20:43,785 --> 01:20:46,654 [both laughing] 1185 01:20:49,958 --> 01:20:52,460 [coughs] 1186 01:20:52,493 --> 01:20:53,929 Whoo! 1187 01:20:53,962 --> 01:20:55,763 - Well, it's over. - Yeah. 1188 01:20:55,797 --> 01:20:58,466 Oh, my God, it's actually over! 1189 01:20:58,499 --> 01:21:01,103 Hell yeah, it is, boy. Hell yeah, it is. 1190 01:21:01,168 --> 01:21:02,603 Hey, come on. I'm gonna give you a ride 1191 01:21:02,637 --> 01:21:04,472 We gonna celebrate. I'm buying. 1192 01:21:04,505 --> 01:21:06,607 - Sounds good. - It's our lucky day. 1193 01:21:06,641 --> 01:21:08,944 [both laugh] 1194 01:21:08,977 --> 01:21:10,812 Oh, man. 1195 01:21:13,347 --> 01:21:17,618 Hey, with the machines gone, 1196 01:21:17,652 --> 01:21:21,790 I just might actually reopen it. 1197 01:21:21,823 --> 01:21:23,125 You gonna need a gimmick. 1198 01:21:23,157 --> 01:21:25,127 And a name. 1199 01:21:25,159 --> 01:21:27,796 Maybe Tex's Turf. 1200 01:21:27,829 --> 01:21:29,463 That could sing. 1201 01:21:29,497 --> 01:21:31,298 Maybe get you a mechanical bull. 1202 01:21:31,332 --> 01:21:32,633 - Yeah. - Draw the customers in. 1203 01:21:32,667 --> 01:21:35,302 Yeah, yeah, I just... I just might. 1204 01:21:35,336 --> 01:21:36,671 [suspenseful music] 1205 01:21:36,704 --> 01:21:38,472 Oh, fuck me. 1206 01:21:38,506 --> 01:21:40,341 Thanks for visiting Willy's Wonderland. 1207 01:21:40,374 --> 01:21:43,011 Hope you hand a fantabulous time. 1208 01:21:43,045 --> 01:21:46,647 ♪ ♪ 1209 01:21:46,681 --> 01:21:49,483 [explosion] 1210 01:21:49,517 --> 01:21:52,653 [driving country music] 1211 01:21:52,687 --> 01:21:59,527 ♪ ♪ 1212 01:22:32,894 --> 01:22:35,563 [engine revs] 1213 01:22:37,231 --> 01:22:44,405 ♪ ♪ 1214 01:22:53,748 --> 01:22:57,384 And remember, friends, the party never ends. 1215 01:22:57,418 --> 01:23:01,255 ♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪ 1216 01:23:01,288 --> 01:23:05,392 [chipper music] 1217 01:23:05,426 --> 01:23:09,064 ♪ Clap your hands and stomp your feet ♪ 1218 01:23:09,097 --> 01:23:13,235 ♪ Snap your fingers to the beat ♪ 1219 01:23:13,267 --> 01:23:16,771 ♪ Whistle loud, whistle low ♪ 1220 01:23:16,805 --> 01:23:20,407 ♪ Sway your hips and here we go ♪ 1221 01:23:20,441 --> 01:23:22,576 Hey, kids, do you know what time it is? 1222 01:23:22,610 --> 01:23:24,246 It's birthday time! 1223 01:23:24,278 --> 01:23:28,083 ♪ It's your birthday and we want you to have fun ♪ 1224 01:23:28,116 --> 01:23:31,953 ♪ It's your birthday, so let's party, everyone ♪ 1225 01:23:31,987 --> 01:23:35,924 ♪ It's your birthday and we want you to have fun ♪ 1226 01:23:35,957 --> 01:23:40,095 ♪ It's your birthday, so let's party, everyone ♪ 1227 01:23:40,128 --> 01:23:41,595 ♪ ♪ 1228 01:23:41,629 --> 01:23:43,764 Okay, now, kids, clap your hands 1229 01:23:43,799 --> 01:23:45,934 like there's no tomorrow. 1230 01:23:45,967 --> 01:23:49,104 ♪ We welcome you to Willy's where everyone's your friend ♪ 1231 01:23:49,137 --> 01:23:50,272 That's right. 1232 01:23:50,304 --> 01:23:51,772 ♪ Here at Willy's Wonderland ♪ 1233 01:23:51,807 --> 01:23:53,641 ♪ The good times never end ♪ 1234 01:23:53,674 --> 01:23:55,609 ♪ Birthday fun for everyone ♪ 1235 01:23:55,643 --> 01:23:57,611 ♪ How old are you today? ♪ 1236 01:23:57,645 --> 01:23:59,948 ♪ Everyone at Willy's is home ♪ 1237 01:23:59,981 --> 01:24:01,482 - ♪ And you will stay ♪ - Forever. 1238 01:24:01,515 --> 01:24:03,450 ♪ It's birthday time, it's birthday time ♪ 1239 01:24:03,484 --> 01:24:05,120 ♪ It's birthday time, let's cheer ♪ 1240 01:24:05,153 --> 01:24:07,956 ♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪ 1241 01:24:07,989 --> 01:24:11,126 Proudly serving families since 1984. 1242 01:24:11,159 --> 01:24:14,129 [dramatic synthpop] 1243 01:24:14,162 --> 01:24:21,002 ♪ ♪ 1244 01:24:33,014 --> 01:24:36,017 ♪ When the daylight's gone ♪ 1245 01:24:36,051 --> 01:24:39,486 ♪ And you find yourself alone ♪ 1246 01:24:39,520 --> 01:24:42,824 ♪ Standing face to face ♪ 1247 01:24:42,858 --> 01:24:45,861 ♪ Against the coming storm ♪ 1248 01:24:45,894 --> 01:24:49,331 ♪ There's no promise I can make to you ♪ 1249 01:24:49,363 --> 01:24:52,167 ♪ To take your fears away ♪ 1250 01:24:52,200 --> 01:24:55,669 ♪ We just need to last the night alone ♪ 1251 01:24:55,703 --> 01:24:58,672 ♪ And pray we'll see the day ♪ 1252 01:24:58,706 --> 01:25:03,510 ♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪ 1253 01:25:03,544 --> 01:25:05,213 ♪ I'm taking you ♪ 1254 01:25:05,247 --> 01:25:09,851 ♪ To Willy's Wonderland ♪ 1255 01:25:09,885 --> 01:25:11,685 ♪ It's nothing new ♪ 1256 01:25:11,719 --> 01:25:16,390 ♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪ 1257 01:25:16,423 --> 01:25:17,691 ♪ Can you make it through? ♪ 1258 01:25:17,725 --> 01:25:24,199 ♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪ 1259 01:25:24,232 --> 01:25:27,534 ♪ There's an empty stage ♪ 1260 01:25:27,568 --> 01:25:30,537 ♪ And a body on the floor ♪ 1261 01:25:30,571 --> 01:25:33,875 ♪ Willy's on the prowl ♪ 1262 01:25:33,909 --> 01:25:37,212 ♪ We can't hide from them much more ♪ 1263 01:25:37,245 --> 01:25:40,547 ♪ So take a breath and close your eyes ♪ 1264 01:25:40,581 --> 01:25:43,251 ♪ The shadow's on the wall ♪ 1265 01:25:43,285 --> 01:25:46,754 ♪ We just need to make it out alive ♪ 1266 01:25:46,788 --> 01:25:49,757 ♪ Before they kill us all ♪ 1267 01:25:49,791 --> 01:25:53,761 ♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪ 1268 01:25:53,795 --> 01:25:56,730 Okay, now, kids, I want you to clap your hands. 1269 01:25:56,764 --> 01:26:00,567 ♪ Willy's Wonderland ♪ 1270 01:26:00,601 --> 01:26:02,603 You can run, but you can't hide. 1271 01:26:02,636 --> 01:26:06,740 ♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪ 1272 01:26:06,774 --> 01:26:08,910 Have you been to my Super Happy Fun Room yet? 1273 01:26:08,944 --> 01:26:13,447 ♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪ 1274 01:26:13,480 --> 01:26:17,419 Then what are you waiting for? 1275 01:26:17,451 --> 01:26:20,288 [driving country rock] 1276 01:26:20,322 --> 01:26:27,461 ♪ ♪ 1277 01:26:38,139 --> 01:26:40,607 ♪ Driving fast down slow roads ♪ 1278 01:26:40,641 --> 01:26:43,111 ♪ That's just the way I roll ♪ 1279 01:26:43,144 --> 01:26:45,779 ♪ I'm a moving train, I'm falling rain ♪ 1280 01:26:45,814 --> 01:26:48,649 ♪ Free from heavy loads ♪ 1281 01:26:48,682 --> 01:26:50,952 ♪ Love the sound an engine makes ♪ 1282 01:26:50,986 --> 01:26:53,321 ♪ The wind against my face ♪ 1283 01:26:53,355 --> 01:26:56,458 ♪ I'm a lightning bolt, a blue steel Colt ♪ 1284 01:26:56,490 --> 01:26:59,127 ♪ I run but never race ♪ 1285 01:26:59,160 --> 01:27:04,165 ♪ ♪ 1286 01:27:04,199 --> 01:27:06,968 ♪ Call me crazy, call me insane ♪ 1287 01:27:07,002 --> 01:27:09,337 ♪ Love me or leave me, it's all the same ♪ 1288 01:27:09,371 --> 01:27:14,809 ♪ I'll be gone before you get my name ♪ 1289 01:27:14,843 --> 01:27:17,312 ♪ Call me crazy, call me insane ♪ 1290 01:27:17,345 --> 01:27:19,981 ♪ Tears in my rearview fading away ♪ 1291 01:27:20,015 --> 01:27:24,819 ♪ I'll be gone before you get my name ♪ 1292 01:27:24,853 --> 01:27:27,489 ♪ Don't tie me to a post ♪ 1293 01:27:27,521 --> 01:27:29,991 ♪ Put a saddle on my back ♪ 1294 01:27:30,025 --> 01:27:32,827 ♪ The road's my home, I travel alone ♪ 1295 01:27:32,861 --> 01:27:35,330 ♪ Light is how I pack ♪ 1296 01:27:35,363 --> 01:27:37,832 ♪ I rarely say a word ♪ 1297 01:27:37,866 --> 01:27:40,335 ♪ I try to tell the truth ♪ 1298 01:27:40,368 --> 01:27:43,038 ♪ I'm ready to fight to make wrong right ♪ 1299 01:27:43,071 --> 01:27:46,174 ♪ I'm tied until I'm loose ♪ 1300 01:27:46,207 --> 01:27:51,179 ♪ ♪ 1301 01:27:51,212 --> 01:27:54,015 ♪ Call me crazy, call me insane ♪ 1302 01:27:54,049 --> 01:27:56,351 ♪ Love me or leave me, it's all the same ♪ 1303 01:27:56,384 --> 01:28:01,688 ♪ I'll be gone before you get my name ♪ 1304 01:28:01,722 --> 01:28:04,225 ♪ Call me crazy, call me insane ♪ 1305 01:28:04,259 --> 01:28:06,861 ♪ Tears in my rearview fading away ♪ 1306 01:28:06,895 --> 01:28:12,200 ♪ I'll be gone before you get my name ♪ 1307 01:28:12,233 --> 01:28:19,240 ♪ ♪ 1308 01:28:19,309 --> 01:28:24,309 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull