1 00:00:02,045 --> 00:00:04,047 VARDEMUS: Behold, one of the Seven 2 00:00:04,091 --> 00:00:06,832 Great Wonders of the Ancient World. 3 00:00:06,876 --> 00:00:10,923 Does anyone know the name of this majestic sight? 4 00:00:13,883 --> 00:00:16,538 Come, now. Your parents spend a great deal of money 5 00:00:16,581 --> 00:00:18,496 to send you to this institution. 6 00:00:18,540 --> 00:00:20,020 [distant cough] 7 00:00:21,934 --> 00:00:25,112 As Virgil once wrote, "Nothing ventured, nothing gained." 8 00:00:27,244 --> 00:00:29,159 You're a new face, 9 00:00:29,203 --> 00:00:31,335 and judging by that unseasonable cap, 10 00:00:31,379 --> 00:00:32,858 plenty bold? 11 00:00:32,902 --> 00:00:35,731 Um, the Great Pyramid of Giza, my man. 12 00:00:35,774 --> 00:00:38,951 Ha. At least someone's been paying attention. 13 00:00:38,995 --> 00:00:40,736 Lights, please. 14 00:00:40,779 --> 00:00:43,739 This architectural marvel was the tallest structure 15 00:00:43,782 --> 00:00:47,395 in the world for over 3,000 years. 16 00:00:47,438 --> 00:00:49,875 But for all we know about them, 17 00:00:49,919 --> 00:00:53,357 the pyramids remain a mystery to this day. 18 00:00:53,401 --> 00:00:55,142 How were they built? 19 00:00:55,185 --> 00:00:56,969 Why? 20 00:00:57,013 --> 00:01:00,843 For the sole purpose of burying the kings of Egypt, 21 00:01:00,886 --> 00:01:04,238 or by some higher power for a reason as yet unknown? 22 00:01:04,281 --> 00:01:08,546 And if we dare to consider the latter, by whom? 23 00:01:08,590 --> 00:01:10,157 STUDENT: Aliens, bro. 24 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:12,507 [laughter] 25 00:01:12,550 --> 00:01:18,339 To think supernatural forces or alien life do not exist 26 00:01:18,382 --> 00:01:21,255 in some form or fashion is both shortsighted 27 00:01:21,298 --> 00:01:23,474 and deeply narcissistic. 28 00:01:25,433 --> 00:01:29,654 Does anyone here believe such things are possible? 29 00:01:31,613 --> 00:01:35,573 Or are you all taking this class simply to mock me? 30 00:01:35,617 --> 00:01:37,097 HOPE: I believe. 31 00:01:43,755 --> 00:01:45,714 Yes. 32 00:01:45,757 --> 00:01:48,499 I am quite certain you do. 33 00:01:48,543 --> 00:01:51,154 ♪ 34 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:58,118 The Salvatore School is in crisis. 35 00:01:58,161 --> 00:01:59,815 Our home is in disarray. 36 00:01:59,858 --> 00:02:01,817 "Disarray" means dirty dishes 37 00:02:01,860 --> 00:02:04,167 or breaking curfew, not all of our friends being gone. 38 00:02:04,211 --> 00:02:05,995 Which is the very issue we must address. 39 00:02:06,038 --> 00:02:07,562 As we remain here, 40 00:02:07,605 --> 00:02:09,346 we are the leaders of our respective factions. 41 00:02:09,390 --> 00:02:12,654 We must decide what to do about our troubling new guest. 42 00:02:12,697 --> 00:02:15,309 Uh, Ben. That's his name. 43 00:02:15,352 --> 00:02:17,485 Ben does not pose a direct threat, as of yet, 44 00:02:17,528 --> 00:02:19,530 but his mere presence 45 00:02:19,574 --> 00:02:21,576 could destabilize our school even more. 46 00:02:21,619 --> 00:02:23,143 He is afflicted by a condition 47 00:02:23,186 --> 00:02:24,448 I do not yet understand. 48 00:02:24,492 --> 00:02:26,842 With all due respect, 49 00:02:26,885 --> 00:02:29,758 all we need to understand is that he's a monster magnet. 50 00:02:29,801 --> 00:02:31,586 And as much as I love inclusion, 51 00:02:31,629 --> 00:02:32,717 we've got to take care of our own 52 00:02:32,761 --> 00:02:34,676 before we lose anybody else. 53 00:02:34,719 --> 00:02:36,156 Kaleb had to go home, 54 00:02:36,199 --> 00:02:38,201 and he can't come back while Ben's here. 55 00:02:38,245 --> 00:02:39,681 So Ben's got to go. That's my vote. 56 00:02:39,724 --> 00:02:42,074 Duly noted.In counterpoint, 57 00:02:42,118 --> 00:02:44,512 I may be able to find an inspired solution 58 00:02:44,555 --> 00:02:46,818 for what made Kaleb and Ethan attack Ben. 59 00:02:48,385 --> 00:02:51,214 If he remains here for me to study him. 60 00:02:51,258 --> 00:02:52,998 That is my vote. 61 00:02:53,042 --> 00:02:55,871 Also, noted. But for the record, 62 00:02:55,914 --> 00:02:58,830 I do not consider Ethan a friend anymore. 63 00:02:59,918 --> 00:03:02,443 So I guess that means it's up to you. 64 00:03:04,271 --> 00:03:06,708 Oh, hell no. I-I'm not qualified. I... 65 00:03:06,751 --> 00:03:09,363 You are the alpha. That is the only qualification necessary. 66 00:03:09,406 --> 00:03:10,581 So, are you with her... 67 00:03:11,713 --> 00:03:12,975 ...or with me? 68 00:03:15,412 --> 00:03:17,414 Both? 69 00:03:17,458 --> 00:03:18,937 Speaking as the guy who used to... 70 00:03:18,981 --> 00:03:21,244 punch new kids in the face, 71 00:03:21,288 --> 00:03:23,942 I totally get distrusting outsiders. 72 00:03:23,986 --> 00:03:25,509 But I also think this place 73 00:03:25,553 --> 00:03:27,250 is way better for having Cleo here, 74 00:03:27,294 --> 00:03:29,948 and she wouldn't be if we'd kicked her out. 75 00:03:29,992 --> 00:03:31,950 [Jed sighs softly] 76 00:03:31,994 --> 00:03:34,562 I need to talk to Ben before I vote. 77 00:03:34,605 --> 00:03:36,912 Figure out if the risk is worth the reward. 78 00:03:42,178 --> 00:03:45,355 "If you pray twice a day beneath a false face, 79 00:03:45,399 --> 00:03:48,445 you'll be as blue in the face as I am. Who am I?" 80 00:03:48,489 --> 00:03:50,186 Let's face it. We're screwed. 81 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:52,232 How did I ever let you convince me 82 00:03:52,275 --> 00:03:54,234 that giving the sphinx all of our coins 83 00:03:54,277 --> 00:03:56,453 for this mumbo jumbo was a good idea? 84 00:03:56,497 --> 00:03:59,717 It's the second time that that bewhiskered scam artist 85 00:03:59,761 --> 00:04:02,067 has betrayed me.Well, if memory serves, 86 00:04:02,111 --> 00:04:04,374 you were trying to bring about the end of the world 87 00:04:04,418 --> 00:04:07,377 the first time, so, eh, probably not the best example. 88 00:04:07,421 --> 00:04:09,292 Ugh, details.LANDON: Would you two stop? 89 00:04:09,336 --> 00:04:11,686 Everything in the sphinx's first riddle came true. 90 00:04:11,729 --> 00:04:14,515 Maybe not exactly how we expected it to, but love 91 00:04:14,558 --> 00:04:16,995 was definitely the greatest destroyer of all, trust me. 92 00:04:17,039 --> 00:04:19,302 Perhaps you should trust me instead. 93 00:04:19,346 --> 00:04:20,999 Dr. Dolittle's desperate, 94 00:04:21,043 --> 00:04:22,349 and his poor judgment is gonna be 95 00:04:22,392 --> 00:04:23,524 the death of us all. 96 00:04:23,567 --> 00:04:25,613 We're already dead, Ted. 97 00:04:25,656 --> 00:04:27,919 I-I'm s-struggling to recall 98 00:04:27,963 --> 00:04:31,053 when any plan you've ever made has worked, and... 99 00:04:32,228 --> 00:04:33,577 ...bubkes. 100 00:04:33,621 --> 00:04:34,883 Look who's talking. 101 00:04:34,926 --> 00:04:35,927 How did that whole monster apocalypse 102 00:04:35,971 --> 00:04:38,103 of yours work out, huh? 103 00:04:38,147 --> 00:04:39,975 As I was saying, we have no reason to believe 104 00:04:40,018 --> 00:04:41,498 this riddle is gonna be any different. 105 00:04:41,542 --> 00:04:43,631 If we can solve it, unlike the last one. 106 00:04:43,674 --> 00:04:45,154 Which is why we need to work together. 107 00:04:45,197 --> 00:04:46,329 Three heads are better than one, right? 108 00:04:46,373 --> 00:04:47,852 Not when his is one of them. 109 00:04:47,896 --> 00:04:49,419 So until you can 110 00:04:49,463 --> 00:04:51,247 riddle me that and convince me otherwise... 111 00:04:52,335 --> 00:04:54,076 ...I'm taking a nap. 112 00:04:59,864 --> 00:05:01,866 JED: Well, bad news. 113 00:05:01,910 --> 00:05:04,478 It's on me to decide whether or not you can stay at the school. 114 00:05:04,521 --> 00:05:06,349 Ben? 115 00:05:06,393 --> 00:05:09,004 Uh, look, you don't know me well enough 116 00:05:09,047 --> 00:05:12,007 to know how bad relying on my judgment is, 117 00:05:12,050 --> 00:05:14,357 so maybe you should wake up. 118 00:05:16,620 --> 00:05:19,623 It's still here. 119 00:05:19,667 --> 00:05:21,495 [creature snarls] 120 00:05:21,538 --> 00:05:23,540 [screeches] 121 00:05:28,719 --> 00:05:31,026 [screeching] 122 00:05:31,069 --> 00:05:32,288 [growls] 123 00:05:37,249 --> 00:05:38,338 Ben. 124 00:05:38,381 --> 00:05:39,817 What the hell was that? 125 00:05:41,297 --> 00:05:43,255 The story of my life. 126 00:05:47,869 --> 00:05:50,262 VARDEMUS: This is astounding. 127 00:05:50,306 --> 00:05:52,090 HOPE: Does that mean you know what it is? 128 00:05:52,134 --> 00:05:54,702 Not exactly. 129 00:05:54,745 --> 00:05:56,312 But certain elements... 130 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,140 Uh, this writing, for example. 131 00:05:58,183 --> 00:06:00,185 Not visible to the naked eye, 132 00:06:00,229 --> 00:06:01,796 but scrawled in blood 133 00:06:01,839 --> 00:06:04,581 in multiple languages, speaking of the gods. 134 00:06:04,625 --> 00:06:07,410 But the gods of a dozen different cultures. 135 00:06:07,454 --> 00:06:09,107 Maybe more.[sighs] 136 00:06:09,151 --> 00:06:12,023 Look, I know you're supposed to be the expert, but... 137 00:06:12,067 --> 00:06:13,634 gods don't exist. 138 00:06:13,677 --> 00:06:15,331 Nor do vampires. 139 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:17,507 At least as far as most people are concerned. 140 00:06:17,551 --> 00:06:19,553 Myths are but one 141 00:06:19,596 --> 00:06:23,818 discovery away from becoming our reality. 142 00:06:23,861 --> 00:06:26,168 Did Virgil say that, too? 143 00:06:26,211 --> 00:06:28,562 No, I did. 144 00:06:28,605 --> 00:06:31,173 At first glance, I assumed this was a forgery, 145 00:06:31,216 --> 00:06:34,524 but my preliminary analysis points to it being ancient. 146 00:06:34,568 --> 00:06:36,396 I'll have to run many more tests 147 00:06:36,439 --> 00:06:38,789 to divine its purpose and origin, 148 00:06:38,833 --> 00:06:41,183 but out of curiosity, why bring this to me 149 00:06:41,226 --> 00:06:43,403 instead of your headmaster? 150 00:06:43,446 --> 00:06:45,100 Oh, Dr. Saltzman and I had a fight, 151 00:06:45,143 --> 00:06:47,581 so I'm taking the semester off. 152 00:06:47,624 --> 00:06:49,365 I see. 153 00:06:50,932 --> 00:06:54,022 A supernatural Rumschpringe? 154 00:06:54,065 --> 00:06:56,285 If you say so. 155 00:06:56,328 --> 00:06:59,593 It pains me to hear that. 156 00:06:59,636 --> 00:07:02,465 I dearly miss the Salvatore School. 157 00:07:02,509 --> 00:07:06,904 I only toil at this all too human palace of privilege 158 00:07:06,948 --> 00:07:09,646 because the university funds my research. 159 00:07:11,213 --> 00:07:12,475 Uh, which, speaking of... 160 00:07:14,129 --> 00:07:16,000 ...I should do a thermal sweep. 161 00:07:25,314 --> 00:07:27,185 Extraordinary. Someone's inside. 162 00:07:27,229 --> 00:07:29,579 And miraculously, they're alive. 163 00:07:29,623 --> 00:07:32,016 [laughs] Trust me, it'd be much more of a miracle 164 00:07:32,060 --> 00:07:33,888 if Lizzie Saltzman were dead. 165 00:07:34,845 --> 00:07:37,021 Hope. 166 00:07:37,065 --> 00:07:38,980 What's happened to you? 167 00:07:39,023 --> 00:07:41,678 You're supposed to be so brilliant. You tell me. 168 00:07:48,990 --> 00:07:50,861 Can we speed this up? 169 00:07:50,905 --> 00:07:52,994 Places to go, people to kill. 170 00:07:53,037 --> 00:07:54,778 I am moving as fast as I can. 171 00:07:54,822 --> 00:07:56,737 Well, it's not fast enough. 172 00:07:56,780 --> 00:07:58,260 I've tried everything to destroy 173 00:07:58,303 --> 00:07:59,957 that artifact, and nothing has worked. 174 00:08:00,001 --> 00:08:01,524 So if you can't, either, and you're just stalling... 175 00:08:01,568 --> 00:08:03,657 Merely release Elizabeth from it. 176 00:08:04,788 --> 00:08:06,616 She's a siphon witch. 177 00:08:06,660 --> 00:08:09,314 She should be able to remove any magic that protects it. 178 00:08:09,358 --> 00:08:12,056 Mm, yeah, well, I guess I forget to mention that I, uh, 179 00:08:12,100 --> 00:08:15,103 killed her and she's technically in transition. 180 00:08:15,146 --> 00:08:17,366 She'd be a Heretic, a vampire who is also a witch, 181 00:08:17,409 --> 00:08:19,020 able to siphon an endless amount of magic, 182 00:08:19,063 --> 00:08:20,456 which sounds like a lot. 183 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:21,979 So I did a sleep spell on her 184 00:08:22,023 --> 00:08:24,678 and I'm waiting for her to starve. 185 00:08:25,722 --> 00:08:28,159 Speaking of transitions... 186 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:30,684 ...I didn't realize 187 00:08:30,727 --> 00:08:32,816 becoming the Tribrid would make you cruel. 188 00:08:32,860 --> 00:08:34,470 Oh, my humanity is off, so... 189 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:36,864 like I said, I'd move faster if I were you. 190 00:08:36,907 --> 00:08:40,302 Pentelic marble should do the trick. 191 00:08:41,216 --> 00:08:42,783 If I'm right about the origins 192 00:08:42,826 --> 00:08:44,524 of the artifact you've brought, 193 00:08:44,567 --> 00:08:46,743 the marble may be able to absorb its powers, 194 00:08:46,787 --> 00:08:50,312 as it was said to centuries ago in ancient Greece. 195 00:08:51,705 --> 00:08:54,708 Eureka. I've found it. 196 00:09:00,365 --> 00:09:02,367 Hmm. A bowl. 197 00:09:04,195 --> 00:09:06,633 Only until one looks inside. 198 00:09:18,427 --> 00:09:21,082 Okay. Not a bowl. 199 00:09:21,125 --> 00:09:22,823 It's a trap. 200 00:09:22,866 --> 00:09:24,520 This is a chambre de chasse. 201 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:25,695 I'm from New Orleans. 202 00:09:25,739 --> 00:09:27,305 You can skip the lecture. 203 00:09:27,349 --> 00:09:28,611 That's French 204 00:09:28,655 --> 00:09:30,221 for "stupid witch escape room." 205 00:09:30,265 --> 00:09:31,875 Which means I'm going to escape. 206 00:09:31,919 --> 00:09:34,356 And when I do, I'm gonna kill you, too. 207 00:09:34,399 --> 00:09:39,927 Then hopefully Elizabeth and I will be gone before you can. 208 00:09:43,626 --> 00:09:45,585 [sighs] 209 00:10:01,426 --> 00:10:02,993 MG: What's with the rush? 210 00:10:03,037 --> 00:10:04,952 Where's everybody going? 211 00:10:04,995 --> 00:10:06,954 I may have inspired Finch to take the entire school 212 00:10:06,997 --> 00:10:09,478 on an impromptu field trip. 213 00:10:09,521 --> 00:10:11,349 It will help her, too. She's been very depressed 214 00:10:11,393 --> 00:10:13,221 since Josie left. 215 00:10:13,264 --> 00:10:15,702 I know the feeling, but did you tell them about the monster? 216 00:10:16,877 --> 00:10:18,661 Then this place is gonna be 217 00:10:18,705 --> 00:10:20,445 just as dangerous when they get back. 218 00:10:20,489 --> 00:10:23,405 Milton, I know how much you miss Lizzie and Josie. 219 00:10:23,448 --> 00:10:24,972 Kaleb is my boyfriend now. 220 00:10:25,015 --> 00:10:26,626 I miss him, too. 221 00:10:26,669 --> 00:10:28,105 Then maybe you should change your vote. 222 00:10:28,149 --> 00:10:30,412 Maybe Hope was right about what it takes 223 00:10:30,455 --> 00:10:31,805 to be a leader, and we just hadn't been pushed 224 00:10:31,848 --> 00:10:33,371 far enough to realize it yet. 225 00:10:33,415 --> 00:10:35,069 Her humanity is off. 226 00:10:35,112 --> 00:10:36,940 Ours is our only advantage. 227 00:10:36,984 --> 00:10:38,725 So perhaps you should help me 228 00:10:38,768 --> 00:10:41,945 trap this monster instead, and trust that I will find 229 00:10:41,989 --> 00:10:44,818 a solution to return our friends. 230 00:10:47,603 --> 00:10:49,300 JED: Don't worry. 231 00:10:50,301 --> 00:10:53,217 This barrier spell Cleo put up should keep the monster out. 232 00:10:53,261 --> 00:10:56,264 Which means we got plenty of time for that story of yours. 233 00:10:56,307 --> 00:10:57,657 [Ben grunts softly] 234 00:10:57,700 --> 00:11:00,007 Why bother? We're living it. 235 00:11:01,312 --> 00:11:02,966 I don't know. Maybe because last night, 236 00:11:03,010 --> 00:11:04,533 you said something about 237 00:11:04,576 --> 00:11:06,753 "monsters were the least of our problems"? 238 00:11:06,796 --> 00:11:10,060 Because they're nothing compared to gods. 239 00:11:10,104 --> 00:11:12,541 [sighs] Sounds epic. 240 00:11:12,584 --> 00:11:13,716 Tell me more. 241 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:14,848 [laughs softly] 242 00:11:14,891 --> 00:11:16,850 It won't change anything. 243 00:11:16,893 --> 00:11:19,156 Well, I'll be the judge of that, remember? 244 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:21,245 [sighs] 245 00:11:23,421 --> 00:11:25,989 My mother used to tell me a story, 246 00:11:26,033 --> 00:11:28,209 many nights when I was a child. 247 00:11:40,395 --> 00:11:43,615 As she told it, our people loved the gods. 248 00:11:45,226 --> 00:11:48,708 One in particular, in her case. 249 00:11:50,448 --> 00:11:53,364 And I was the proof of that love, 250 00:11:53,408 --> 00:11:56,019 which explained my invincibility in battle. 251 00:11:56,063 --> 00:11:58,805 I fought to keep our village safe, 252 00:11:58,848 --> 00:12:00,807 but I had no use for the gods. 253 00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:02,547 They never revealed themselves to me, 254 00:12:02,591 --> 00:12:05,420 nor did I ever ask anything of them. 255 00:12:05,463 --> 00:12:07,378 Ashur. 256 00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:09,163 Wake up. 257 00:12:10,599 --> 00:12:12,122 I am finally home. 258 00:12:13,907 --> 00:12:16,213 Until the day that Ashur, 259 00:12:16,257 --> 00:12:19,129 my best friend and lover, fell ill. 260 00:12:20,565 --> 00:12:22,872 Hey... [shushes] And I realized 261 00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:26,833 that both of those things would need to happen were Ash to live. 262 00:12:31,576 --> 00:12:33,361 Why do I get the feeling like this story 263 00:12:33,404 --> 00:12:35,319 is about to ruin my day? 264 00:12:35,363 --> 00:12:37,060 Aw, that's sweet, 265 00:12:37,104 --> 00:12:39,454 but we haven't even reached the ruinous part yet. 266 00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:42,109 Oh, boy. [chuckles] 267 00:12:42,152 --> 00:12:44,851 Fear not, Jed. For when we do, 268 00:12:44,894 --> 00:12:47,810 you will know exactly what to do with me. 269 00:12:49,290 --> 00:12:51,553 [panting]: Ouch! 270 00:12:51,596 --> 00:12:54,425 [gasps] Oh. Hey, Professor. 271 00:12:54,469 --> 00:12:56,210 Are you okay? 272 00:12:56,253 --> 00:12:58,429 You look like you've seen a ghost. 273 00:12:58,473 --> 00:13:00,475 Something far worse than that, I'm afraid. 274 00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:04,784 Who are you and what do you want? 275 00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:07,134 Uh, my name's Jen. 276 00:13:07,177 --> 00:13:09,266 I loved your lecture today. 277 00:13:09,310 --> 00:13:12,443 I wanted to talk more. 278 00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:14,489 Ah, I see. 279 00:13:14,532 --> 00:13:16,360 [chuckles] 280 00:13:16,404 --> 00:13:18,536 Well, uh, hmm... 281 00:13:20,538 --> 00:13:22,845 If knowledge of the supernatural world is what you seek, 282 00:13:22,889 --> 00:13:25,282 then you must help me to open this. 283 00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:26,762 But I must warn you, Jennifer... 284 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,677 It's just "Jen."Zip! 285 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:30,940 In doing so, you will take a step 286 00:13:30,984 --> 00:13:33,769 into a larger and far more frightening world. 287 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,640 Yeah, I don't know. 288 00:13:35,684 --> 00:13:37,947 I'm kind of trying to avoid that whole thing right now. 289 00:13:37,991 --> 00:13:39,296 Ah. 290 00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:41,646 Um, is this the latch? 291 00:13:49,741 --> 00:13:50,960 Holy crap. 292 00:13:51,004 --> 00:13:54,007 Curse my delicate hamstrings. 293 00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:56,400 I may not have been fast enough. 294 00:13:56,444 --> 00:13:57,793 Elizabeth? 295 00:13:58,881 --> 00:13:59,882 Elizabeth. 296 00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:01,057 Can you hear me? 297 00:14:02,058 --> 00:14:03,103 [gasps] 298 00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:05,757 [exhales] 299 00:14:05,801 --> 00:14:07,411 [groaning] 300 00:14:10,197 --> 00:14:11,676 [body thuds] 301 00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:14,636 Dude. 302 00:14:14,679 --> 00:14:16,812 Ugh. That is so gross. 303 00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:20,294 Yet I'm still hungry. 304 00:14:23,775 --> 00:14:26,996 Okay, that was embarrassing. 305 00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:30,739 Still getting the hang of my new powers, so bear with me. 306 00:14:30,782 --> 00:14:32,001 Speaking of. 307 00:14:32,045 --> 00:14:33,568 Don't leave this room. 308 00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:35,700 I'm saving you for dessert. 309 00:14:35,744 --> 00:14:37,877 Whatever you say, dude. 310 00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:42,185 [laughs softly] 311 00:14:42,229 --> 00:14:45,101 Oh, my God. Fangs. 312 00:14:45,145 --> 00:14:47,974 I'll give you a closer look when I get back. 313 00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:52,761 Right after I kill Hope Mikaelson. 314 00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:10,605 ♪ You hide, I'll seek 315 00:15:10,648 --> 00:15:11,911 ♪ Come play... 316 00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:15,131 May as well start with the obvious. 317 00:15:15,175 --> 00:15:17,177 Daddy issues. 318 00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:21,442 ♪ Just close your eyes 319 00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:24,097 ♪ I'll take 320 00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:26,969 ♪ What I need 321 00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:30,755 ♪ Come out, come out, wherever you are ♪ 322 00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:52,777 Fine. 323 00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:59,349 ♪ Come out, come out, wherever you are ♪ 324 00:16:00,655 --> 00:16:02,004 This doesn't look like it's going well. 325 00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:05,007 Not yet, but only so many keys. 326 00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:06,269 That's not what I meant. 327 00:16:07,444 --> 00:16:09,403 I escaped the artifact, obviously. 328 00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:11,709 Mm.Completed my transition. 329 00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:14,582 See my fangs? 330 00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:16,366 Hmm. Well, lucky for me, becoming a vampire 331 00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:17,846 has, uh, heightened your stupidity, 332 00:16:17,889 --> 00:16:19,239 because now you're stuck here, too. 333 00:16:19,282 --> 00:16:21,284 What it's heightened is my urge to do 334 00:16:21,328 --> 00:16:24,070 what I should have done in the first place: kill you. 335 00:16:24,113 --> 00:16:25,723 [laughs softly] 336 00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:28,117 I'm practically an expert on mental prisons by now, 337 00:16:28,161 --> 00:16:30,206 so I'll give you a hint: 338 00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:31,642 getting out is always about 339 00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:33,993 getting to the root of your problems. 340 00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:39,085 And the truth is... 341 00:16:40,216 --> 00:16:42,653 ...you've always been my problem. 342 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,048 Which means I get to leave whenever I want. 343 00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:47,223 Then why bother to come in here? 344 00:16:47,267 --> 00:16:49,138 I thought I owed you a goodbye. 345 00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:50,270 You can't kill me. 346 00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:51,793 Maybe not in here. 347 00:16:51,836 --> 00:16:54,056 But out there, in the real world, 348 00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:56,145 where you're completely defenseless? 349 00:16:57,625 --> 00:16:59,018 That's another story. 350 00:17:01,933 --> 00:17:03,370 It was a big tree, Hope. 351 00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:05,589 I made more than one stake. 352 00:17:08,288 --> 00:17:10,333 ♪ Come out, come out, wherever you are... ♪ 353 00:17:10,377 --> 00:17:11,682 Including cute ones. 354 00:17:11,726 --> 00:17:13,162 You're lying. 355 00:17:13,206 --> 00:17:14,859 No. You're dying. 356 00:17:14,903 --> 00:17:17,732 And this time, I won't lose my nerve. 357 00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:19,168 [whooshing] 358 00:17:19,212 --> 00:17:21,475 ♪ Go too far 359 00:17:21,518 --> 00:17:23,607 Vampire powers are so fun. 360 00:17:23,651 --> 00:17:25,696 ♪ Come out, come out, wherever you are. ♪ 361 00:17:33,922 --> 00:17:35,706 ALARIC: This is impossible. 362 00:17:36,968 --> 00:17:38,883 I give up.That's not an option. 363 00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:40,189 This is your plan, remember? 364 00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:43,062 Okay, "If you pray twice a day 365 00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:44,759 "beneath a false face, 366 00:17:44,802 --> 00:17:46,630 "you'll be as blue in the face as I am. 367 00:17:46,674 --> 00:17:48,110 Who am I?" 368 00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:50,025 Wait. 369 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,071 I know the answer. 370 00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:53,681 You're a gullible moron 371 00:17:53,724 --> 00:17:56,336 who's doomed us to remain in Limbo forever. 372 00:17:56,379 --> 00:17:58,251 [groans] 373 00:17:58,294 --> 00:17:59,730 LANDON:Knock it off, Ted. Things are bleak enough 374 00:17:59,774 --> 00:18:01,906 without you saying stuff like that. 375 00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:06,824 He's right. 376 00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:09,392 I am a desperate man. 377 00:18:09,436 --> 00:18:11,264 I'm dead. 378 00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:13,831 I can't help my daughters, Hope is on a rampage, 379 00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:16,791 and my students are dealing with all of it alone. 380 00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:18,706 Maybe the mistakes I've made in the past 381 00:18:18,749 --> 00:18:20,186 and continue to make 382 00:18:20,229 --> 00:18:24,146 means that this is the fate that... 383 00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:28,150 that I deserve, but not you. 384 00:18:32,981 --> 00:18:35,766 I used to feel that way being a foster kid. 385 00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:38,465 Bouncing around from house to house all the time. 386 00:18:38,508 --> 00:18:40,380 I mean, if no one ever wants you to stay, 387 00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:42,425 there's got to be something wrong with you, right? 388 00:18:42,469 --> 00:18:44,819 But then, Rafael walked into my life 389 00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:46,603 feeling the same way. 390 00:18:46,647 --> 00:18:49,084 He blamed it on his anger issues, 391 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:52,696 felt he was, uh, doomed because of them. 392 00:18:52,740 --> 00:18:54,829 So doomed he didn't even bother to unpack 393 00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:57,048 the four things he owned from his suitcase. 394 00:18:57,092 --> 00:19:00,182 Then I realized how wrong he was. 395 00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:01,879 I mean, he had to be. 396 00:19:01,923 --> 00:19:03,881 He was one of the best people I had ever met. 397 00:19:03,925 --> 00:19:08,495 Which meant I was wrong about myself. 398 00:19:08,538 --> 00:19:11,585 And once I convinced him of that, and myself, 399 00:19:11,628 --> 00:19:13,369 we unpacked our bags together. 400 00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:15,197 Became brothers. 401 00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:18,635 Look, however the three of us got here, our sins 402 00:19:18,679 --> 00:19:20,637 don't define us unless we let them. 403 00:19:20,681 --> 00:19:23,466 I promise, you're just one good moment away from believing it. 404 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:30,038 So, why not make this... 405 00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:32,171 ...that moment? 406 00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:41,745 Hands together. 407 00:19:45,488 --> 00:19:47,534 Pray twice a day. 408 00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:51,320 Like the hands of a clock. 409 00:19:51,364 --> 00:19:53,017 That must mean the clocktower. 410 00:19:53,061 --> 00:19:56,064 Oh, we can work with that. [chuckles] 411 00:19:58,153 --> 00:19:59,372 Welcome back, Ted. 412 00:19:59,415 --> 00:20:01,243 JED: I know what I would do. 413 00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:03,550 If someone I loved was hurting, I-I'd march 414 00:20:03,593 --> 00:20:07,423 right up to the gods' palace or whatever, and be like, "Dude, 415 00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:09,469 are you my dad or what?" 416 00:20:09,512 --> 00:20:11,514 [chuckles] That's exactly what I did. 417 00:20:11,558 --> 00:20:14,125 Hopefully, my plea didn't sound that ridiculous, 418 00:20:14,169 --> 00:20:18,086 but what father wouldn't want to help their son, right? 419 00:20:18,129 --> 00:20:20,958 Mine, as it turns out. 420 00:20:22,917 --> 00:20:26,616 The gods of our village lived atop a high mountain. 421 00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:28,879 I brought Ash to the threshold 422 00:20:28,923 --> 00:20:31,708 beyond which mortals could not pass. 423 00:20:31,752 --> 00:20:34,015 There, I cried out to my father 424 00:20:34,058 --> 00:20:36,060 for the first time.Father! 425 00:20:36,104 --> 00:20:40,195 Not for his love, but his help.Where are you? 426 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,197 But he never came. 427 00:20:44,112 --> 00:20:46,070 And so I took matters into my own hands, 428 00:20:46,114 --> 00:20:47,724 as I had my whole life. 429 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:57,647 But Ash was not a god as I supposedly was. 430 00:21:13,010 --> 00:21:15,012 [wind whistling] 431 00:21:29,157 --> 00:21:32,595 And that is how I learned my mother's story was true. 432 00:21:34,554 --> 00:21:36,077 Holy crap. 433 00:21:37,078 --> 00:21:38,340 So, what'd you do? 434 00:21:38,384 --> 00:21:40,864 I claimed my birthright. 435 00:21:40,908 --> 00:21:42,301 Stole it, actually. 436 00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:44,999 I can't imagine that went over well. 437 00:21:45,042 --> 00:21:47,654 It did not. 438 00:21:47,697 --> 00:21:50,439 Do you know what separates men from gods? 439 00:21:50,483 --> 00:21:52,920 Togas? [chuckles] 440 00:21:53,921 --> 00:21:55,401 Magic. 441 00:21:55,444 --> 00:21:59,013 Magic that I hoped would save Ash's life. 442 00:22:08,675 --> 00:22:12,374 But it was too late. 443 00:22:12,418 --> 00:22:14,420 [trembling]: Ash... 444 00:22:20,208 --> 00:22:22,993 [sobbing] 445 00:22:23,037 --> 00:22:25,082 [screams] 446 00:22:29,435 --> 00:22:32,133 By the time I returned with the fire 447 00:22:32,176 --> 00:22:35,223 this world would come to know as magic... 448 00:22:37,704 --> 00:22:39,706 ...Ash was dead. 449 00:22:42,491 --> 00:22:44,667 I am so sorry. 450 00:22:44,711 --> 00:22:47,061 And I think I know what happens next. 451 00:22:47,104 --> 00:22:50,325 The gods cursed you, made monsters to hunt you down. 452 00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:52,240 Gods didn't create monsters. 453 00:22:53,284 --> 00:22:54,503 I did. 454 00:22:56,026 --> 00:22:59,116 Out of spite, I gave the magic I stole to the village. 455 00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:01,031 I figured, that way, people could help themselves 456 00:23:01,075 --> 00:23:04,121 instead of worshipping these fickle, uncaring sky bullies. 457 00:23:04,165 --> 00:23:06,733 I was foolish to think that, too. 458 00:23:06,776 --> 00:23:08,561 Why? What did they do with it? 459 00:23:08,604 --> 00:23:10,432 What humans always do. 460 00:23:10,476 --> 00:23:14,001 They sought the same power and privilege the gods abused. 461 00:23:14,044 --> 00:23:16,133 They didn't want to stop worshipping the gods. 462 00:23:16,177 --> 00:23:18,179 They wanted to be them. 463 00:23:18,222 --> 00:23:21,791 And in their lust for that power, 464 00:23:21,835 --> 00:23:23,750 monsters were born. 465 00:23:25,316 --> 00:23:28,058 Along with many of the world's ills. 466 00:23:31,932 --> 00:23:35,022 I'm cursed to this day because I trusted them. 467 00:23:35,065 --> 00:23:36,240 Perhaps I deserve it. 468 00:23:36,284 --> 00:23:38,155 Like hell. 469 00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:42,464 Look, I can't uncurse you or whatever, 470 00:23:42,508 --> 00:23:44,292 but I can give you a place to stay 471 00:23:44,335 --> 00:23:46,294 while we figure out how to. 472 00:23:46,337 --> 00:23:49,036 A new home. 473 00:23:49,079 --> 00:23:51,212 You got my vote, is what I'm saying. 474 00:23:52,909 --> 00:23:55,434 [laughs softly] I'm grateful. 475 00:23:55,477 --> 00:23:58,088 But... 476 00:23:58,132 --> 00:24:00,177 I can't accept. 477 00:24:03,529 --> 00:24:04,704 Well, you can't leave, either. 478 00:24:05,879 --> 00:24:07,402 Barrier spell, remember? 479 00:24:13,626 --> 00:24:17,412 The blood of a god flows through my veins. 480 00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:19,501 Magic cannot hold me. 481 00:24:21,547 --> 00:24:23,374 Farewell, Jed. 482 00:24:31,426 --> 00:24:32,862 Oh, God. 483 00:24:32,906 --> 00:24:34,647 He is so dead. 484 00:24:34,690 --> 00:24:36,866 No crap, dude. You killed him. 485 00:24:40,740 --> 00:24:42,176 [groans] 486 00:24:43,046 --> 00:24:44,700 [gasps] 487 00:24:44,744 --> 00:24:46,920 Most vampires make that seem a lot less painful. 488 00:24:49,662 --> 00:24:51,141 Can I just get some space? 489 00:24:51,185 --> 00:24:53,492 I don't want to get a contact high. 490 00:24:55,798 --> 00:24:57,147 [gasps] 491 00:25:00,586 --> 00:25:02,196 Dude. 492 00:25:02,239 --> 00:25:04,764 I am just as surprised as you are, Jennifer. 493 00:25:08,637 --> 00:25:11,379 Thank you. 494 00:25:11,422 --> 00:25:14,600 But I assume there's a reason you saved my life? 495 00:25:16,210 --> 00:25:17,646 I need your help. 496 00:25:19,169 --> 00:25:23,565 Because as much as I want to kill Hope Mikaelson, 497 00:25:23,609 --> 00:25:25,524 I can't. 498 00:25:29,571 --> 00:25:32,531 [grunts] 499 00:25:33,575 --> 00:25:34,750 See what I mean? 500 00:25:34,794 --> 00:25:36,230 I literally can't kill her. 501 00:25:39,407 --> 00:25:41,148 Try this. 502 00:25:42,366 --> 00:25:43,585 If you can't kill 'em... 503 00:25:44,630 --> 00:25:45,848 ...maim 'em. 504 00:25:49,286 --> 00:25:51,201 [grunting] 505 00:25:51,245 --> 00:25:54,596 Son of a bitch. What is wrong with me? 506 00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:59,035 I have a theory, but as with all theories... 507 00:26:00,167 --> 00:26:02,473 ...it must be tested. 508 00:26:04,519 --> 00:26:06,782 Okay, h-- Why did I do that? 509 00:26:06,826 --> 00:26:08,567 It's bad enough that I can't kill her. 510 00:26:08,610 --> 00:26:10,569 Now I'm protecting her? 511 00:26:13,659 --> 00:26:15,530 I think it's time you told me 512 00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:18,141 exactly how you became a vampire. 513 00:26:21,101 --> 00:26:22,581 It doesn't matter. 514 00:26:24,887 --> 00:26:26,802 She won't be one for much longer. 515 00:26:28,674 --> 00:26:29,936 CLEO: I found the answer. 516 00:26:32,721 --> 00:26:33,983 Where's Ben? 517 00:26:34,027 --> 00:26:35,289 Oh, Ben? Yeah, he just, uh, 518 00:26:35,332 --> 00:26:36,812 waltzed through that barrier 519 00:26:36,856 --> 00:26:38,509 because he's a freaking demigod. 520 00:26:38,553 --> 00:26:41,861 [scoffs] Then that is not all that makes him special. 521 00:26:41,904 --> 00:26:45,604 His blood was on one of the creature's quills. 522 00:26:47,736 --> 00:26:49,390 Oh, that's weird. 523 00:26:49,433 --> 00:26:51,566 I have wolf ears and I can't hear anything. 524 00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:53,089 Monsters can. 525 00:26:53,133 --> 00:26:54,874 That is how they track him. 526 00:26:57,137 --> 00:26:59,400 If I can spell a solution to mute this frequency, 527 00:26:59,443 --> 00:27:01,620 maybe I can free Ben from his curse. 528 00:27:03,056 --> 00:27:04,710 You know these are made out of wood? 529 00:27:05,972 --> 00:27:07,582 Ben's lucky he's not a vampire. 530 00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:09,497 But MG is. 531 00:27:09,540 --> 00:27:12,456 And I've just sent him to find the monster. 532 00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:15,198 MG: Where you at? 533 00:27:16,199 --> 00:27:17,461 It's cool. 534 00:27:17,505 --> 00:27:18,898 You don't have to answer. 535 00:27:21,944 --> 00:27:23,424 [heart beating] 536 00:27:23,467 --> 00:27:25,644 Not as long as your heart is beating. 537 00:27:26,732 --> 00:27:28,298 [grunting] 538 00:27:36,872 --> 00:27:38,134 Damn, Ben. 539 00:27:38,178 --> 00:27:40,223 You could've gotten yourself killed. 540 00:27:40,267 --> 00:27:41,964 Actually, I couldn't. 541 00:27:43,139 --> 00:27:44,271 Jed said you voted against me, 542 00:27:44,314 --> 00:27:46,012 so why do you care? 543 00:27:47,230 --> 00:27:49,493 Old habits die hard, I guess. 544 00:27:49,537 --> 00:27:51,191 [screeches] 545 00:27:53,367 --> 00:27:54,716 [grunts] 546 00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:56,544 Run. 547 00:28:01,375 --> 00:28:03,072 [panting] 548 00:28:10,166 --> 00:28:11,907 I'm surprised you escaped. 549 00:28:11,951 --> 00:28:14,736 You usually suck at games, 'cause they're fun. 550 00:28:14,780 --> 00:28:16,346 Turns out you showing up was the hint I needed. 551 00:28:16,390 --> 00:28:17,957 You made yourself my problem, Lizzie. 552 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,654 All I needed to do was find your key. 553 00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:21,917 She won't be a problem any longer. 554 00:28:21,961 --> 00:28:23,223 I know. Motus. 555 00:28:25,312 --> 00:28:26,487 Because now that she's a vampire, 556 00:28:26,530 --> 00:28:27,706 I know exactly how to kill her. 557 00:28:27,749 --> 00:28:29,316 Technically, I'm a Heretic. 558 00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:31,753 The Bibrid to your Tribrid. Incendia. 559 00:28:31,797 --> 00:28:33,407 [clears throat] 560 00:28:33,450 --> 00:28:35,452 Do you have a pencil I could borrow? 561 00:28:35,496 --> 00:28:38,673 Hope, Elizabeth can do you no harm. 562 00:28:39,979 --> 00:28:42,590 In fact, I'd be willing to wager 563 00:28:42,633 --> 00:28:43,765 she'll do anything you say. 564 00:28:43,809 --> 00:28:46,289 [laughs] Like hell. 565 00:28:46,333 --> 00:28:48,030 I'll take that bet.Stop talking. 566 00:28:51,251 --> 00:28:55,472 Whose blood was in your system when you died? 567 00:28:57,518 --> 00:28:58,824 Answer him. 568 00:28:58,867 --> 00:29:00,216 Beats me. 569 00:29:00,260 --> 00:29:01,696 Whatever vampire donated their blood 570 00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:03,393 to the school's first-aid kits. 571 00:29:03,437 --> 00:29:05,134 What is happening? 572 00:29:05,178 --> 00:29:06,483 It was my blood. 573 00:29:07,484 --> 00:29:10,531 Which I'm guessing means you're sired to me. 574 00:29:18,191 --> 00:29:20,671 [sighs] Just when I thought this day couldn't get any worse. 575 00:29:20,715 --> 00:29:22,412 Where'd the artifact go? 576 00:29:22,456 --> 00:29:24,023 I don't know. 577 00:29:24,066 --> 00:29:26,677 Especially as it weighs over 500 pounds. 578 00:29:26,721 --> 00:29:28,592 That's not the only thing missing. 579 00:29:28,636 --> 00:29:30,638 That stoner chick's gone, even though I compelled her to stay. 580 00:29:30,681 --> 00:29:33,075 Well, then it sounds like you suck at compulsion. 581 00:29:33,119 --> 00:29:34,816 It was my first one, okay? 582 00:29:34,860 --> 00:29:36,557 Now, will you please let me stop hopping around 583 00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:38,341 on one leg like a drunken bunny? 584 00:29:38,385 --> 00:29:41,649 Being mind-controlled is a major violation of my agency. 585 00:29:42,693 --> 00:29:44,086 Fine. 586 00:29:46,132 --> 00:29:48,134 Though you did just try to compel someone, 587 00:29:48,177 --> 00:29:49,744 and I make the rules, remember? 588 00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:50,963 Right.Mm. 589 00:29:51,006 --> 00:29:52,312 Son of a...VARDEMUS: Please. 590 00:29:52,355 --> 00:29:53,879 I am as shocked as you both 591 00:29:53,922 --> 00:29:56,925 that your dynamic could become even stranger. 592 00:29:56,969 --> 00:29:58,884 But we cannot let 593 00:29:58,927 --> 00:30:01,974 an immensely powerful artifact that may have ties to the gods 594 00:30:02,017 --> 00:30:04,019 loose into the world. 595 00:30:08,154 --> 00:30:10,025 Okay. I'll find it. 596 00:30:10,069 --> 00:30:11,897 But I'm only doing this because I don't want her 597 00:30:11,940 --> 00:30:13,115 stuffing me in it. 598 00:30:13,159 --> 00:30:14,813 Know the feeling. Sucks. 599 00:30:16,684 --> 00:30:18,251 Sweet. Now I can blow this Popsicle stand 600 00:30:18,294 --> 00:30:19,992 before she gets back. 601 00:30:20,035 --> 00:30:23,647 I've heard becoming a vampire heightens your emotions. 602 00:30:23,691 --> 00:30:25,084 I assume it's true for Heretics? 603 00:30:25,127 --> 00:30:26,781 Beats me. 604 00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:29,828 Mine have always been a little heightened. 605 00:30:31,307 --> 00:30:34,397 Because you're a good person, Elizabeth. 606 00:30:34,441 --> 00:30:37,792 So please, before you leave, consider this: 607 00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:41,187 Hope is in a very dark place, 608 00:30:41,230 --> 00:30:44,843 and she's going after an innocent student. 609 00:31:02,643 --> 00:31:04,645 JED: Need a hand? 610 00:31:04,688 --> 00:31:06,908 Already got one. 611 00:31:06,952 --> 00:31:09,563 And that monster's got Ben. Uh, most of him, at least. 612 00:31:09,606 --> 00:31:11,478 Story of his life. 613 00:31:11,521 --> 00:31:13,567 And I think I've figured out what his deal is. 614 00:31:13,610 --> 00:31:15,874 CLEO:You are our concern, MG. 615 00:31:15,917 --> 00:31:17,353 You must get back to the school at once. 616 00:31:17,397 --> 00:31:18,833 The monster's quills are made of... 617 00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:20,879 [all grunt] 618 00:31:25,361 --> 00:31:27,015 [screeching] 619 00:31:29,148 --> 00:31:32,194 This thing can't kill me, but it can sure as hell kill you. 620 00:31:32,238 --> 00:31:34,196 Go! 621 00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:35,937 Not our style of leadership, right? 622 00:31:35,981 --> 00:31:36,982 Speaking of style. 623 00:31:37,025 --> 00:31:37,983 [screeches] 624 00:31:38,026 --> 00:31:39,549 [growling] 625 00:31:42,509 --> 00:31:45,207 I-I mean, that looks dope, but what's it gonna do? 626 00:31:45,251 --> 00:31:48,080 It will protect Ben so long as he wears it. 627 00:31:48,123 --> 00:31:49,385 If I am right. 628 00:31:49,429 --> 00:31:51,866 [screeching] 629 00:31:56,871 --> 00:31:58,568 [creature whimpering] 630 00:32:02,311 --> 00:32:03,965 [Jed laughs] 631 00:32:04,009 --> 00:32:06,707 Booyah. I know submissive behavior when I see it. 632 00:32:06,750 --> 00:32:07,926 You nailed it, Cleo. 633 00:32:12,669 --> 00:32:13,757 BEN: It looks like it's... 634 00:32:13,801 --> 00:32:15,759 thanking you. 635 00:32:15,803 --> 00:32:18,284 It seems like my curse is also its curse. 636 00:32:22,592 --> 00:32:26,292 So I guess I should thank you, too. 637 00:32:26,335 --> 00:32:29,077 Yeah, I don't know, dude. You're still missing an arm. 638 00:32:31,340 --> 00:32:32,820 I'll mend. 639 00:32:34,039 --> 00:32:35,997 [soft laughter] 640 00:32:40,610 --> 00:32:43,831 HOPE:You're just full of surprises, aren't you? 641 00:32:43,874 --> 00:32:46,007 You mind telling me why you're stealing that thing? 642 00:32:46,051 --> 00:32:47,748 Or better yet, 643 00:32:47,791 --> 00:32:49,489 why my locator spell didn't work on you. 644 00:32:49,532 --> 00:32:51,404 I had to follow your scent. 645 00:32:51,447 --> 00:32:53,667 Uh, it's a long story, man. 646 00:32:53,710 --> 00:32:54,929 Well, I'm immortal, so... 647 00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:57,714 Immortality's a bitch, huh? 648 00:32:57,758 --> 00:33:00,065 I mean, not really. But I am. 649 00:33:00,108 --> 00:33:01,457 So start answering my questions 650 00:33:01,501 --> 00:33:03,068 or I'm gonna rip your arms off 651 00:33:03,111 --> 00:33:04,591 and beat you to death with them. 652 00:33:04,634 --> 00:33:06,680 Well, I'm a pacifist. 653 00:33:06,723 --> 00:33:09,248 So I don't really want to hurt you. 654 00:33:09,291 --> 00:33:11,424 Don't worry. You won't. 655 00:33:19,388 --> 00:33:20,868 [exhales] 656 00:33:20,911 --> 00:33:24,393 Sorry, tiny angry dude, but... 657 00:33:24,437 --> 00:33:27,266 you don't want to know the things that you think you do. 658 00:33:28,354 --> 00:33:29,964 First of all, ow. 659 00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:31,922 Second of all, now I really need to know. 660 00:33:35,100 --> 00:33:38,538 Then for what it's worth, I really wish you didn't. 661 00:33:39,539 --> 00:33:41,497 [grunting] 662 00:33:43,282 --> 00:33:45,719 Hey, bitch. 663 00:33:45,762 --> 00:33:49,853 Okay, whatever you two are, I want no part of it. 664 00:33:49,897 --> 00:33:51,551 Not an option, apparently. 665 00:33:52,552 --> 00:33:53,640 JEN: Well... 666 00:33:55,163 --> 00:33:56,860 ...then it's time to get high. 667 00:34:01,517 --> 00:34:04,651 Well, you don't see that every day. 668 00:34:06,435 --> 00:34:08,089 What the hell is she? 669 00:34:08,133 --> 00:34:11,658 If I had to guess? A god. 670 00:34:20,797 --> 00:34:22,669 JED: This is probably gonna hurt. 671 00:34:22,712 --> 00:34:23,844 BEN: Always does. 672 00:34:23,887 --> 00:34:25,759 That's the point. 673 00:34:25,802 --> 00:34:27,717 Yeah, because you're Prometheus. 674 00:34:29,110 --> 00:34:30,633 [laughs softly] 675 00:34:30,677 --> 00:34:32,157 People don't think I'm smart, 676 00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:34,768 but the grades I get aren't for lack of trying. 677 00:34:34,811 --> 00:34:36,639 I do the reading. 678 00:34:36,683 --> 00:34:39,338 Especially when it comes to something as badass as the gods. 679 00:34:39,381 --> 00:34:41,731 It's more just "bad," in my experience. 680 00:34:41,775 --> 00:34:42,950 [chuckles softly] 681 00:34:45,518 --> 00:34:47,302 You're the bastard son of a god. 682 00:34:47,346 --> 00:34:49,174 I mean, you stole fire...Magic. 683 00:34:49,217 --> 00:34:51,480 Whatever. From the gods and gave it to the people. 684 00:34:53,047 --> 00:34:55,832 That sucks it didn't work out, but... 685 00:34:55,876 --> 00:34:57,834 that's a baller move. 686 00:34:57,878 --> 00:35:00,489 ♪ Stark, black night 687 00:35:02,448 --> 00:35:03,536 ♪ I'll go... 688 00:35:03,579 --> 00:35:05,451 So the gods punished you 689 00:35:05,494 --> 00:35:08,323 by chaining you to a rock so eagles could eat your liver. 690 00:35:08,367 --> 00:35:10,195 And cursed you to heal by sunrise 691 00:35:10,238 --> 00:35:13,676 so you could feel that same pain again the next day. 692 00:35:13,720 --> 00:35:15,504 Forever. 693 00:35:15,548 --> 00:35:18,159 ♪ Oh, I can see it now... 694 00:35:18,203 --> 00:35:21,380 So, there was a rock and chains, but no eagles. 695 00:35:21,423 --> 00:35:22,903 Just monsters. 696 00:35:25,253 --> 00:35:27,255 That is my story and my curse. 697 00:35:27,299 --> 00:35:31,259 And theirs, too, apparently. 698 00:35:31,303 --> 00:35:35,307 The myths that persist today are a gross oversimplification. 699 00:35:35,350 --> 00:35:37,787 The names are all wrong, for example, 700 00:35:37,831 --> 00:35:40,747 because you could never pronounce my real one. 701 00:35:40,790 --> 00:35:44,098 ♪ Without you, it wouldn't be right... ♪ 702 00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:46,622 But I've come to prefer Ben. 703 00:35:46,666 --> 00:35:49,799 It's simple, like Jed. 704 00:35:51,888 --> 00:35:54,282 And I like simple. 705 00:35:54,326 --> 00:35:56,632 Well, then, buddy, I'm your guy. 706 00:35:58,547 --> 00:36:01,942 You can't be, because I can't stay. 707 00:36:01,985 --> 00:36:03,422 The hell you can't. 708 00:36:03,465 --> 00:36:05,685 Look, once a month, I wake up in chains, too. 709 00:36:05,728 --> 00:36:09,036 Covered in what I pray is my own drool. 710 00:36:10,124 --> 00:36:12,039 Being cursed is pretty much a requirement 711 00:36:12,082 --> 00:36:13,954 for being at the Salvatore School. 712 00:36:13,997 --> 00:36:17,349 ♪ Oh, I'll face all these things, but without you... ♪ 713 00:36:17,392 --> 00:36:19,089 Give it a shot. 714 00:36:19,133 --> 00:36:22,615 I suppose remaining here beats 715 00:36:22,658 --> 00:36:25,661 passing through the small intestine of a gorgon again. 716 00:36:25,705 --> 00:36:27,359 [laughs] 717 00:36:36,063 --> 00:36:38,239 Why the long face? 718 00:36:38,283 --> 00:36:40,067 You said you wanted to destroy that thing. 719 00:36:40,110 --> 00:36:41,982 Mission accomplished. 720 00:36:42,025 --> 00:36:43,766 Gods exist. 721 00:36:43,810 --> 00:36:46,204 If Aurora ever found that out... 722 00:36:46,247 --> 00:36:47,205 Well, that's your problem. 723 00:36:47,248 --> 00:36:48,771 Actually, it's not. 724 00:36:48,815 --> 00:36:50,860 Which is why I'm so depressed. 725 00:36:50,904 --> 00:36:53,385 As much as I don't want it, I need your help. 726 00:36:53,428 --> 00:36:55,256 That's better than killing me, I think. 727 00:36:55,300 --> 00:36:57,084 Care to elaborate? 728 00:36:57,127 --> 00:37:00,566 Truth is, as powerful as being the Tribrid makes me, 729 00:37:00,609 --> 00:37:02,350 I've been waltzing into traps, 730 00:37:02,394 --> 00:37:05,266 being blindsided ever since I shut off my humanity. 731 00:37:05,310 --> 00:37:07,268 I care so little about, well, everything, 732 00:37:07,312 --> 00:37:09,792 that I have been reckless, so... 733 00:37:09,836 --> 00:37:12,317 While I shudder at the thought, I need a partner in crime 734 00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:13,796 to take Aurora down. 735 00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:15,929 More like a canary in the coal mine. 736 00:37:15,972 --> 00:37:19,367 Going after gods and bitchy vampires? 737 00:37:19,411 --> 00:37:20,977 Hard pass. 738 00:37:21,021 --> 00:37:23,110 You're sire-bonded to me. 739 00:37:23,153 --> 00:37:25,112 You can't pass. 740 00:37:27,332 --> 00:37:28,768 [sighs] 741 00:37:28,811 --> 00:37:30,378 Hope? 742 00:37:30,422 --> 00:37:32,293 Just imagine how annoying 743 00:37:32,337 --> 00:37:33,947 Heretic me will be. 744 00:37:33,990 --> 00:37:35,601 See how heightened my desperation is right now? 745 00:37:35,644 --> 00:37:37,907 That's gonna get old real quick. 746 00:37:37,951 --> 00:37:40,562 Not to mention, all my friends are gonna come looking for me 747 00:37:40,606 --> 00:37:42,825 the second they find out what happened. 748 00:37:42,869 --> 00:37:45,219 Not if you do what I tell you. 749 00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:48,483 Which you have to. 750 00:37:50,442 --> 00:37:52,226 CLEO: Pukwudgie. 751 00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:53,836 Excuse me? [laughs] 752 00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:56,796 Aw, he's a good little Pukwudgie, 753 00:37:56,839 --> 00:37:59,015 a woodland sprite from Native American lore. 754 00:37:59,059 --> 00:38:01,148 They can be quite peaceful and playful, 755 00:38:01,191 --> 00:38:02,758 when not beholden to a curse. 756 00:38:02,802 --> 00:38:04,804 Did you see how he teleports? 757 00:38:06,545 --> 00:38:08,329 I think we may have finally found out 758 00:38:08,373 --> 00:38:10,679 what Ethan's monster side is. 759 00:38:10,723 --> 00:38:12,115 Uh, speaking of, 760 00:38:12,159 --> 00:38:14,074 does this mean that him and Kaleb 761 00:38:14,117 --> 00:38:15,815 can come back to the school? 762 00:38:15,858 --> 00:38:17,643 It does. 763 00:38:17,686 --> 00:38:20,689 Though I thought you and Ethan were no longer friends. 764 00:38:22,038 --> 00:38:25,477 I was quick to judgment today. 765 00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:27,392 Good thing you and Jed weren't. 766 00:38:27,435 --> 00:38:30,046 You're a good leader, Cleo. 767 00:38:30,090 --> 00:38:32,440 The kind I've always wanted to be. 768 00:38:32,484 --> 00:38:35,574 That makes sense, because at every turn, I asked myself, 769 00:38:35,617 --> 00:38:39,752 what would the MG I know and respect do? 770 00:38:40,753 --> 00:38:42,015 Seriously? 771 00:38:43,146 --> 00:38:44,931 You are a fine leader, too, Milton. 772 00:38:44,974 --> 00:38:46,280 No matter what Hope said. 773 00:38:46,324 --> 00:38:47,934 Thanks. 774 00:38:47,977 --> 00:38:51,720 I am a little on tilt with Lizzie being gone. 775 00:38:51,764 --> 00:38:54,244 Now with the monster problem handled, 776 00:38:54,288 --> 00:38:56,377 I can finally go find her. 777 00:38:57,987 --> 00:39:00,338 I was gone for like five minutes. 778 00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:04,472 And that is the ugliest emotional support animal 779 00:39:04,516 --> 00:39:06,344 I have ever seen. 780 00:39:07,432 --> 00:39:09,216 Lizzie, where have you been? 781 00:39:11,436 --> 00:39:14,090 Hug first. Talk later. 782 00:39:14,134 --> 00:39:15,353 [laughs softly] 783 00:39:21,837 --> 00:39:23,448 You should probably sit down. 784 00:39:23,491 --> 00:39:25,493 A lot's happened on my end. 785 00:39:31,543 --> 00:39:32,892 You think he bought it? 786 00:39:32,935 --> 00:39:34,633 If there's one thing I've always 787 00:39:34,676 --> 00:39:37,853 been able to do, it's manipulate Milton Greasley. 788 00:39:37,897 --> 00:39:39,899 Even in astral-projection form. 789 00:39:40,813 --> 00:39:43,903 As far as he's concerned, I am going to spend some time 790 00:39:43,946 --> 00:39:46,253 with my mom to get accustomed to being a vampire, 791 00:39:46,296 --> 00:39:48,560 and you are too dangerous to be around. 792 00:39:49,822 --> 00:39:51,432 At least that last part's true. 793 00:39:51,476 --> 00:39:53,434 But I hate that you made me lie to him. 794 00:39:53,478 --> 00:39:55,218 Get over it. This could be the beginning 795 00:39:55,262 --> 00:39:57,395 of a beautiful, mutually beneficial relationship. 796 00:39:57,438 --> 00:39:58,961 Hope, for the last time, 797 00:39:59,005 --> 00:40:00,746 I don't want to do this. 798 00:40:00,789 --> 00:40:03,401 I haven't even gotten my head around being immortal, 799 00:40:03,444 --> 00:40:06,534 much less being immortal and on a suicide mission. 800 00:40:06,578 --> 00:40:09,929 So mutually beneficial, my ass. There is nothing in this for me. 801 00:40:09,972 --> 00:40:11,278 Sure, there is. 802 00:40:11,321 --> 00:40:13,498 Because once Aurora is dead, 803 00:40:13,541 --> 00:40:15,108 I'll make you promise not to kill me 804 00:40:15,151 --> 00:40:16,675 and I will send you on your way. 805 00:40:16,718 --> 00:40:18,677 You'll be free-ish. 806 00:40:18,720 --> 00:40:21,462 Do you really expect me to believe that? 807 00:40:21,506 --> 00:40:23,986 I could make you. It's easier. 808 00:40:24,030 --> 00:40:26,293 Don't bother. 809 00:40:26,336 --> 00:40:28,164 Codependency is my crutch. 810 00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:30,471 And if I have to help you kill anyone, 811 00:40:30,515 --> 00:40:32,081 Aurora's pretty high up on my list. 812 00:40:32,125 --> 00:40:33,866 Great. 813 00:40:33,909 --> 00:40:35,171 You drive while I nap. 814 00:40:42,135 --> 00:40:43,528 LANDON: Ted was right. 815 00:40:43,571 --> 00:40:45,007 The riddle was leading us here, which... 816 00:40:45,051 --> 00:40:47,880 not exactly what I was expecting. 817 00:40:47,923 --> 00:40:50,448 Okay, so, new riddle. 818 00:40:50,491 --> 00:40:53,015 What the hell is this place? 819 00:40:53,059 --> 00:40:55,844 Well, like you said, the sphinx has never lied to us, so... 820 00:40:55,888 --> 00:40:59,108 someone in here must know their way out of Limbo. 821 00:40:59,152 --> 00:41:01,502 Yeah.And if not, 822 00:41:01,546 --> 00:41:03,373 at least we can get a drink. 823 00:41:03,417 --> 00:41:04,984 Yes.[clears throat] 824 00:41:05,027 --> 00:41:06,594 Three bourbons. 825 00:41:06,638 --> 00:41:08,161 Coming right up. 826 00:41:08,204 --> 00:41:09,554 You're new to this establishment, 827 00:41:09,597 --> 00:41:11,120 so that'll be three coins. 828 00:41:11,164 --> 00:41:13,079 Bet you wish you had some more 829 00:41:13,122 --> 00:41:15,298 of those coins now, mate, hmm? 830 00:41:20,521 --> 00:41:22,784 What's the matter, gents? 831 00:41:22,828 --> 00:41:24,786 Never seen a jinni before? 832 00:41:24,830 --> 00:41:27,485 [clears throat]Blue in the face. 833 00:41:29,312 --> 00:41:31,140 Bingo. 834 00:41:34,579 --> 00:41:36,711 On second thought, hold those drinks, 835 00:41:36,755 --> 00:41:38,713 'cause we're gonna need three wishes instead. 836 00:41:38,757 --> 00:41:39,975 [chuckles] 837 00:41:40,976 --> 00:41:42,978 Then you've come to the right place.