1 00:00:01,293 --> 00:00:04,504 Previously on Legacies... Europe was amazing. 2 00:00:04,504 --> 00:00:05,756 It's chaos around here. 3 00:00:05,756 --> 00:00:07,382 Yesterday I came into possession 4 00:00:07,382 --> 00:00:09,718 of another Malivore artifact. 5 00:00:09,718 --> 00:00:11,470 Now monsters that shouldn't exist 6 00:00:11,470 --> 00:00:12,930 have been coming after it. 7 00:00:12,930 --> 00:00:15,182 Where is Hope? She was in my dream. 8 00:00:15,182 --> 00:00:17,100 What was Hope doing in your dream? RAFAEL: The usual, 9 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:18,560 just being a badass. 10 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:21,355 I'm not gonna be afraid of losing you anymore, Hope. 11 00:00:21,355 --> 00:00:23,232 'Cause I'm gonna be the guy who always fights... 12 00:00:23,232 --> 00:00:24,608 to find you again. 13 00:00:24,608 --> 00:00:26,610 What's all that? I was thinking we could 14 00:00:26,610 --> 00:00:28,028 spell a barrier around the urn. 15 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:30,405 So the next monster shows up, we can trap it. 16 00:00:33,659 --> 00:00:35,577 (bell ringing) 17 00:00:38,664 --> 00:00:40,874 Sounds like the trap worked. 18 00:00:43,794 --> 00:00:44,920 I know this is important, 19 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:47,130 but you couldn't have put pants on first? 20 00:00:47,130 --> 00:00:49,091 Little early for snark, Hope. 21 00:00:49,091 --> 00:00:51,385 Any guesses on what famous monster 22 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:52,719 from filmland we get to slay today? 23 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:55,097 (scoffs) With our luck, it'll be Cthulhu. 24 00:00:55,097 --> 00:00:56,890 (horse sputters) 25 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:58,183 False alarm. 26 00:00:58,183 --> 00:00:59,893 It's just a horse. 27 00:01:01,311 --> 00:01:03,522 Must've gotten out of the stables 28 00:01:03,522 --> 00:01:05,148 and wandered across the barrier spell. 29 00:01:05,148 --> 00:01:07,359 HOPE: Except we don't have a white horse. 30 00:01:11,029 --> 00:01:12,531 (gasps) 31 00:01:14,866 --> 00:01:15,909 Hey, wait, wait. 32 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:17,744 Hold your fire. It's a monster, Hope. 33 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:19,371 It's here to take the artifact. You're not seriously 34 00:01:19,371 --> 00:01:22,040 suggesting we kill a unicorn? I'm suggesting 35 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:23,959 we don't give it a pass because it's cute. 36 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:25,252 Can't we just... 37 00:01:25,252 --> 00:01:27,254 leave it alone? 38 00:01:27,254 --> 00:01:28,797 It's trapped, it's not going anywhere. 39 00:01:28,797 --> 00:01:30,257 It's harmless. 40 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:36,847 ALARIC: Hope's right. As long as we keep it alive, 41 00:01:36,847 --> 00:01:39,266 other creatures won't be coming for the urn. 42 00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:42,853 (slug squeaking) So we just stay alert 43 00:01:42,853 --> 00:01:44,313 and let it be. 44 00:01:45,897 --> 00:01:48,442 (slug squeals) 45 00:01:50,027 --> 00:01:51,653 DORIAN: All right, well, 46 00:01:51,653 --> 00:01:54,364 I'll be on alert back in bed. 47 00:01:54,364 --> 00:01:56,616 (Dorian sighs) 48 00:01:56,616 --> 00:01:57,909 (exhales) 49 00:02:02,831 --> 00:02:04,750 (slug chittering) 50 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:21,808 (birds chirping) 51 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:43,622 Morning, handsome. 52 00:02:43,622 --> 00:02:45,082 Hey. Handsomes. 53 00:02:45,082 --> 00:02:48,043 Mmm. Sweet, sweet carbs. 54 00:02:48,043 --> 00:02:49,461 Somebody's in a really good mood. 55 00:02:49,461 --> 00:02:50,670 Hmm. Just woke up 56 00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:52,506 on the right side of the bed, I guess. 57 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:53,840 For the first time ever? (giggles) 58 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:56,176 You're so funny. I love that about you. 59 00:03:01,056 --> 00:03:03,100 Remember what Mom said. 60 00:03:03,100 --> 00:03:04,643 We are airy clouds 61 00:03:04,643 --> 00:03:07,771 floating high above a turbulent sea of drama. 62 00:03:07,771 --> 00:03:09,564 Two clouds who are not triggered 63 00:03:09,564 --> 00:03:10,857 by seeing ex-boyfriends. 64 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:12,692 LIZZIE: Who also do not 65 00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:14,736 make out with ex-girlfriends. 66 00:03:14,736 --> 00:03:17,155 Hmm. Thanks to Mom, 67 00:03:17,155 --> 00:03:18,698 I have a silver lining. 68 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:20,826 Saltzman Twins 2.0. 69 00:03:26,456 --> 00:03:27,791 Good morning, 70 00:03:27,791 --> 00:03:29,167 Rafael. 71 00:03:29,167 --> 00:03:30,669 Hi. 72 00:03:30,669 --> 00:03:33,130 Uh, how was your-your trip? 73 00:03:33,130 --> 00:03:34,423 Excellent. 74 00:03:34,423 --> 00:03:35,424 Thank you. 75 00:03:35,424 --> 00:03:36,591 And welcome back, Landon. 76 00:03:36,591 --> 00:03:38,718 Didn't you vote me out? 77 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:40,053 That's all in the past. 78 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:43,390 Now, is everyone as excited as I am about tonight? 79 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:44,724 What's happening tonight? 80 00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:47,227 (laughs) The school's annual talent show. 81 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:48,645 All the factions compete. 82 00:03:48,645 --> 00:03:50,647 You know, the witch performance wouldn't be the same 83 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:52,274 without you two. Thank you. 84 00:03:52,274 --> 00:03:53,316 (chuckles) 85 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:54,651 (musical chime) 86 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:57,320 If I could have your attention. 87 00:03:57,320 --> 00:04:00,490 Last night we were able to capture a monster 88 00:04:00,490 --> 00:04:01,867 here on the grounds. 89 00:04:01,867 --> 00:04:03,452 We have everything under control. 90 00:04:03,452 --> 00:04:05,537 But given this potential danger, 91 00:04:05,537 --> 00:04:07,581 it is with a heavy heart 92 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:09,708 that I must postpone the talent show. 93 00:04:09,708 --> 00:04:10,959 (students groaning) Hopefully, 94 00:04:10,959 --> 00:04:13,003 we'll be able to reschedule this... 95 00:04:13,003 --> 00:04:15,881 unique event... at a later date. 96 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:20,594 A much, much later date. 97 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:21,845 (chuckles) 98 00:04:21,845 --> 00:04:23,430 HOPE: Kind of overkill if you ask me. 99 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:24,764 I told your dad 100 00:04:24,764 --> 00:04:27,225 that a unicorn barely counts as a monster. 101 00:04:29,019 --> 00:04:31,062 LIZZIE: Dearest father. 102 00:04:31,062 --> 00:04:32,647 Does this dangerous monster 103 00:04:32,647 --> 00:04:35,442 happen to be a magical pony? 104 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:36,860 Maybe. 105 00:04:37,819 --> 00:04:39,488 Of all of the manipulative 106 00:04:39,488 --> 00:04:41,615 ploys to... (gasps) 107 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:44,951 With all due respect, I think that this 108 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:46,286 is a matter for the honor council. 109 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:48,121 Well, then bring it up at next month's meeting. 110 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:49,831 Was actually thinking of calling an emergency session. 111 00:04:49,831 --> 00:04:52,125 And I think I know how we're gonna vote. 112 00:04:53,919 --> 00:04:56,213 (musical chime) LIZZIE: Good news, friends. 113 00:04:56,213 --> 00:04:58,798 The talent show is going on as previously scheduled. 114 00:04:58,798 --> 00:05:00,759 (students cheer, whistle) (laughs) 115 00:05:00,759 --> 00:05:02,552 So, Lizzie's acting weird. 116 00:05:02,552 --> 00:05:04,846 She's not the only one. 117 00:05:04,846 --> 00:05:06,598 Babe. 118 00:05:06,598 --> 00:05:08,058 We should do a talent. 119 00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:09,267 What? 120 00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:11,853 Uh, you and me? I never wanted to before 121 00:05:11,853 --> 00:05:13,522 'cause I would have had to do it alone. 122 00:05:13,522 --> 00:05:14,689 But now I have you. 123 00:05:14,689 --> 00:05:16,525 And we make up our own faction. 124 00:05:16,525 --> 00:05:18,735 The tribrid and you. 125 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:20,737 Yeah, all right, yeah. Team Other. 126 00:05:20,737 --> 00:05:22,739 (chuckles) 127 00:05:27,619 --> 00:05:29,788 (Hope laughing) 128 00:05:29,788 --> 00:05:31,456 This is so much fun. 129 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:33,458 I don't know why we don't do this more often. 130 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:36,127 (all laughing) 131 00:05:39,381 --> 00:05:42,217 Hey, do you know where they moved the stupid canes 132 00:05:42,217 --> 00:05:43,260 for the talent show? 133 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:45,053 Lizzie was asking me to find them. 134 00:05:45,053 --> 00:05:47,347 You seem very anti-cane. No. 135 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:50,559 Uh, just anti-doing the same exact thing every year. 136 00:05:50,559 --> 00:05:51,893 But it's fine. 137 00:05:51,893 --> 00:05:53,979 I'll keep an eye out. But, um... 138 00:05:53,979 --> 00:05:56,356 I think someone has an eye out for you. 139 00:05:57,691 --> 00:05:59,234 Oh, dear God, hide me. 140 00:05:59,234 --> 00:06:00,860 (Hope mumbles) 141 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:04,197 Hi. 142 00:06:10,328 --> 00:06:12,789 Just make sure you read it in private. 143 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:14,416 I'm not gonna read it at all. 144 00:06:20,922 --> 00:06:22,966 Okay, what do you think it says? "Check this box 145 00:06:22,966 --> 00:06:24,175 "if you want to kiss me, 146 00:06:24,175 --> 00:06:26,094 check this box if you want to kill me"? 147 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:29,055 I don't know and I do not want to find out. 148 00:06:29,055 --> 00:06:31,266 If you need me to help you smite the she-devil, 149 00:06:31,266 --> 00:06:32,601 I got you, girl. 150 00:06:32,601 --> 00:06:34,019 Okay. 151 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:36,104 Did Emma just slip you happy pills 152 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:37,564 or something while we were gone? 153 00:06:37,564 --> 00:06:39,316 No, just having a good day. 154 00:06:39,316 --> 00:06:40,567 That makes one of us. 155 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:42,902 I got to get to class but your day is gonna get 156 00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:44,446 so much better, Jo. I just know it. 157 00:06:57,792 --> 00:07:01,588 Vampires, werewolves, dragons. 158 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:04,132 I mean, I have faced... 159 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:07,052 terrifying danger in my life. 160 00:07:07,052 --> 00:07:09,554 But there's only one day in my calendar 161 00:07:09,554 --> 00:07:12,682 marked with a black "X." 162 00:07:12,682 --> 00:07:15,352 One day I... 163 00:07:15,352 --> 00:07:18,521 fear above all others. 164 00:07:18,521 --> 00:07:20,482 Because if I have to hear somebody sing 165 00:07:20,482 --> 00:07:23,193 how many minutes there are in a year... 166 00:07:23,193 --> 00:07:25,153 one more time... 167 00:07:25,153 --> 00:07:27,614 I'm gonna throw myself to the unicorn. 168 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:29,991 (Emma laughs) 169 00:07:29,991 --> 00:07:32,118 So why don't you play hooky with me? 170 00:07:32,994 --> 00:07:34,245 (laughs) What? 171 00:07:34,245 --> 00:07:36,414 The latest monster is harmless, 172 00:07:36,414 --> 00:07:37,916 your daughters are playing nice, 173 00:07:37,916 --> 00:07:39,167 and no one... 174 00:07:39,167 --> 00:07:41,002 is paying attention to school. 175 00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:42,837 So give yourself the day off. 176 00:07:42,837 --> 00:07:44,964 (unicorn whinnies) 177 00:07:45,882 --> 00:07:48,551 DORIAN: Look at you. Eating hay. 178 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:50,553 Acting all innocent. 179 00:07:50,553 --> 00:07:51,846 (nickers) 180 00:07:51,846 --> 00:07:53,598 You might have fooled everybody else, 181 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:55,392 but I got my eye on you, okay? 182 00:07:55,392 --> 00:07:56,768 Yeah. That's right. 183 00:07:56,768 --> 00:07:58,687 (slug chittering) 184 00:07:58,687 --> 00:08:00,021 "It's a unicorn, Dorian. 185 00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:02,565 Don't hurt the unicorn." Unicorn. 186 00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:04,275 LIZZIE: And a five, six, 187 00:08:04,275 --> 00:08:05,777 seven, eight. 188 00:08:05,777 --> 00:08:07,696 (big band music playing) 189 00:08:07,696 --> 00:08:09,864 (indistinct chatter) 190 00:08:15,954 --> 00:08:19,332 (music stops) Looks like we haven't been practicing. 191 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:22,293 And some of your outfits must have shrunk. Or maybe 192 00:08:22,293 --> 00:08:24,838 there were just too many late-night visits to the ca... 193 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:26,840 (gasps) But it's fine. 194 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,383 We'll adjust. 195 00:08:28,383 --> 00:08:30,301 From the top. Josie? 196 00:08:31,386 --> 00:08:33,096 Where is Josie? 197 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:40,603 (exhales) Oh. 198 00:08:40,603 --> 00:08:41,771 (gasps) 199 00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:43,189 Am I late? 200 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:46,609 Where are the canes? 201 00:08:46,609 --> 00:08:48,820 I don't know. 202 00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:50,739 I actually went to go find them, right? 203 00:08:50,739 --> 00:08:52,407 But then I was thinking, 204 00:08:52,407 --> 00:08:54,784 I don't feel like stressing about it. 205 00:08:54,784 --> 00:08:56,453 Y-You didn't want...? 206 00:08:56,453 --> 00:08:58,663 Okay. That's fine. 207 00:08:58,663 --> 00:09:00,874 Why don't you just take your usual place? 208 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,625 Ah, about that. I was actually thinking, 209 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:05,253 I really don't feel like being in the back row. 210 00:09:05,253 --> 00:09:07,922 Uh, well, I know you haven't been practicing. 211 00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:09,299 But if you want 212 00:09:09,299 --> 00:09:11,092 to be in the front, you... I mean, I just think 213 00:09:11,092 --> 00:09:12,886 we should scrap that lame routine, right? 214 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:14,804 Do something totally different. 215 00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:16,806 It'd be super fun, right? 216 00:09:16,806 --> 00:09:18,183 And without the canes. 217 00:09:18,183 --> 00:09:20,560 It'd be fun. (laughter) 218 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,312 But, my beloved sister, 219 00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:25,023 this is the routine we do every year. 220 00:09:25,023 --> 00:09:26,858 Because we win. (slurps) 221 00:09:26,858 --> 00:09:29,402 Every year. 222 00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:32,405 I think I should sing a new song. 223 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:34,199 (forced laugh) 224 00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:36,201 And then everybody can contribute some choreography, 225 00:09:36,201 --> 00:09:39,162 and it can be like a real... 226 00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:41,206 collaboration, hmm. 227 00:09:41,206 --> 00:09:43,333 Doesn't that just sound... 228 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:45,877 (inhales sharply) nice? 229 00:09:45,877 --> 00:09:49,172 Mm. Hmm. 230 00:09:57,847 --> 00:09:59,349 RAFAEL: Hey. Hey. 231 00:09:59,349 --> 00:10:01,684 Thank you for coming. Anything to avoid 232 00:10:01,684 --> 00:10:03,853 the wolves talking about that stupid talent show. 233 00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:05,188 (both laugh) 234 00:10:05,188 --> 00:10:07,857 Apparently, deciding what we do is a... 235 00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:09,275 alpha thing. Hmm. 236 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:10,527 Once you have your gel mixed, 237 00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:12,612 make a shallow cut on your volunteer. 238 00:10:13,696 --> 00:10:15,865 Do you trust me? 239 00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:17,784 Kind of. 240 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:19,702 (both laugh) 241 00:10:24,499 --> 00:10:26,918 Thought this would be something you'd want to do with Landon. 242 00:10:26,918 --> 00:10:28,962 If I mess up, you'll heal on your own. 243 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:31,005 Plus, you're a little sturdier. 244 00:10:34,884 --> 00:10:36,469 So, what are you gonna do? 245 00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:39,597 Huh? 246 00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:40,849 For the talent show. 247 00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:43,017 Oh, um, one of the wolves said he was gonna 248 00:10:43,017 --> 00:10:44,519 teach me to-to juggle. 249 00:10:44,519 --> 00:10:46,896 Juggle? 250 00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:50,149 Come on, you should do something bold, spontaneous. 251 00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:52,235 Totally unexpected. 252 00:10:54,237 --> 00:10:56,865 Huh. Well done, Hope. 253 00:10:56,865 --> 00:10:58,449 Thank you, Ms. Featherwood. 254 00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:02,078 See? 255 00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:04,247 Sorry to bolt, but I gotta go figure 256 00:11:04,247 --> 00:11:05,957 what Landon and I are good at together. 257 00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:08,042 Besides making out. 258 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:11,713 Yeah, no problem. 259 00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:16,259 I can't believe I went from having practically no one 260 00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:18,553 at this school to having a boyfriend 261 00:11:18,553 --> 00:11:20,722 and a true friend I know I can count on. 262 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:26,311 I'm so lucky to have you both. 263 00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:37,322 (laughter) 264 00:11:46,164 --> 00:11:47,582 All right, y'all. All right, hold on. 265 00:11:47,582 --> 00:11:50,001 I'm thinking maybe we could compel people 266 00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:51,920 to do stupid human tricks. 267 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:53,463 (all booing) 268 00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:55,340 Okay, all right. Hold on. 269 00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:59,218 Is anyone up for stand-up comedy? Huh? 270 00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:00,845 (all booing) Yeah? 271 00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:02,472 No. Okay. All right. 272 00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:04,557 Y'all don't want to do anything fun. (scoffs) Man, 273 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,851 this whole thing is a total waste of time. 274 00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:11,189 Well, I guess we could just boycott the whole show. 275 00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:13,650 MG, we should be using this time to take a stand. 276 00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:15,193 Right? I mean, come on. (applause) 277 00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:16,527 Like, we-we should-- we should... 278 00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:20,365 Uh, we should-- we-we should sing. 279 00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:24,535 We should sing. We shou-- 280 00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:26,913 ♪ We should sing ♪ 281 00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:29,707 ♪ That'll show 'em. ♪ 282 00:12:29,707 --> 00:12:31,125 (cheers and applause) Right? 283 00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:33,127 Huh? No, thank-- Okay, okay. 284 00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:34,379 All right, you, get me a piano. 285 00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:35,713 MG, we're gonna need a spotlight. 286 00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:37,173 Everyone else, line up. I need to see 287 00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:38,633 how high you can kick. 288 00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:40,093 HOPE: If it's gooey, then it's not done. 289 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:41,511 Mm-mm. 290 00:12:41,511 --> 00:12:43,888 Are you sure cake decorating counts as a talent? 291 00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:47,475 Well, um, you told me that you don't know karate, 292 00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:49,352 then you stepped on my feet during salsa, 293 00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:50,770 and then you straight up refused to try 294 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,605 synchronized ribbon dancing. Sorry. 295 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:55,191 My dignity wouldn't fit in the unitard. 296 00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:56,776 (laughs) 297 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,695 You know, it's not too late to pull out 298 00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:00,238 that notebook of lyrics that you have 299 00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:01,572 and sing something. 300 00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:03,783 I don't really sing in front of people. 301 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,994 Those songs are private. Okay, well... 302 00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:07,578 cake decorating it is. 303 00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:10,748 And you know what? You're gonna like it. 304 00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:12,458 (laughing): Sorry. 305 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,752 I like whatever's gotten into you lately. 306 00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:15,920 Yeah? 307 00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:20,091 The only thing... 308 00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:21,634 that would make this day better... 309 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,261 Huh? 310 00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:25,763 ...is if we went and got rid of that urn. 311 00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:28,850 As the person that stole the knife 312 00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:30,268 that started this whole thing, trust me, 313 00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:31,602 that sounds like a bad idea. 314 00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:33,146 It'll be fun. It'll be like a road trip. 315 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,230 We'll just grab the damn thing 316 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:35,481 and take it wherever it leads us. 317 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:36,691 From what that Necromancer told you, 318 00:13:36,691 --> 00:13:37,942 Malivore is where that leads us, 319 00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:39,694 and we have no idea where that is. 320 00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:41,404 Are you feeling okay? We can talk about it on the road. 321 00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:42,530 I-- The cake. 322 00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:45,199 Oh... (coughs) 323 00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:48,536 (coughing) 324 00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:50,705 Hope, turn on the vent. 325 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,458 (gasps) 326 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:55,960 Oh, my God! Landon. 327 00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:58,963 What is that? 328 00:13:58,963 --> 00:13:59,922 (screeching) 329 00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:03,926 You ever see Wrath of Khan? 330 00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:08,556 (echoing whisper) 331 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,060 Mr. Williams, we need your help. 332 00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:13,394 Dr. Saltzman's been MIA, 333 00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:15,438 and this creepy slug came out of my ear. 334 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:22,779 Did it look like this? 335 00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:24,030 Yep, exactly like that. 336 00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:25,281 This one tried getting into me. 337 00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:26,991 I was hoping it was the only one. 338 00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,743 I think our harmless friend the unicorn 339 00:14:28,743 --> 00:14:31,287 brought it onto school grounds to infect all of us. 340 00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:33,247 (unicorn snorts) 341 00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:35,083 (neighing wildly) 342 00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:40,671 (pained groaning) 343 00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:47,678 HOPE: See? 344 00:14:48,763 --> 00:14:49,764 Harmless. 345 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:56,979 (indistinct chatter) 346 00:14:56,979 --> 00:15:01,317 ♪ Birds flying high ♪ (applause) 347 00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:04,278 ♪ You know how I feel ♪ 348 00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:08,950 ♪ Sun in the sky ♪ 349 00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:11,619 ♪ You know how I feel ♪ 350 00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:13,579 ♪ Yeah ♪ 351 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,164 ♪ Reeds driftin' on by ♪ 352 00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:16,833 (applause) 353 00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:20,920 ♪ You know how I feel ♪ 354 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,214 ♪ It's a new dawn ♪ 355 00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:24,590 ♪ It's a new day ♪ 356 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,676 ♪ It's a new life ♪ 357 00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:30,930 ♪ For me ♪ 358 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,474 ♪ And I'm feeling ♪ 359 00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:36,310 ♪ Good ♪ (cheers and applause) 360 00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:42,817 (dance music playing) (Kaleb vocalizing) 361 00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:45,278 ♪ I'm feeling good ♪ 362 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,822 (singers vocalizing) 363 00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:50,825 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 364 00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:53,452 ♪ Stars, when you shine ♪ 365 00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:56,831 ♪ You know how I feel ♪ ♪ You know, you know ♪ 366 00:15:56,831 --> 00:15:59,834 ♪ Scent of the pine ♪ 367 00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:02,587 ♪ You know how I feel ♪ 368 00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:05,923 ♪ Oh, freedom is mine ♪ 369 00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:07,341 ♪ And I'm feeling ♪ 370 00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:09,343 (singers vocalizing) 371 00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:11,512 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 372 00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:14,140 ♪ Said I'm feeling good ♪ 373 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:16,726 ♪ Hey, yeah, yeah ♪ (vocalizing continues) 374 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:20,563 ♪ 'Cause I'm feeling good ♪ 375 00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:22,440 (cheers and applause) 376 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:25,693 ♪ It's the light of day ♪ 377 00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:31,157 ♪ Touch the sky ♪ 378 00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:33,743 ♪ Say it's the dawn, it's the day, it's the light, yeah ♪ 379 00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:36,370 ♪ Say it's the dawn, it's the day, it's the light ♪ 380 00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:38,623 ♪ For me ♪ 381 00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:40,541 ♪ And I'm feeling good. ♪ 382 00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:42,376 (cheers and applause) 383 00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:51,219 It is not a showstopping finale 384 00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:54,013 cane number without canes, so find them. 385 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,974 And get dressed. Please. 386 00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:08,194 Hey. 387 00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,905 I thought you were avoiding me. 388 00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:13,574 I was. I mean, I am. 389 00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:16,953 You're not doing a very good job. 390 00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:20,039 Maybe I'm sick of always doing a good job. 391 00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:23,584 Do you want to get out of here? 392 00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:28,547 Okay, we have no idea how long 393 00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:30,716 the unicorn was infected before it keeled over, 394 00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:32,218 so we should figure this out right now. 395 00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:33,928 I thought only one monster comes for the urn at a time. 396 00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:35,972 Except the unicorn wasn't the monster. 397 00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:38,349 It was just the host to this thing. 398 00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:39,725 A parasite. 399 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,602 It hitched a ride here in that Trojan horse, 400 00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:42,645 and then it moved on to us. 401 00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:44,188 From what Hope describes, 402 00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:46,732 it sounds like it latches onto the prefrontal cortex, 403 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,943 the part of the brain associated with inhibitions. 404 00:17:48,943 --> 00:17:50,528 So, I was slug-drunk? 405 00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:52,530 Since we have multiple slugs, it must 406 00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:54,907 replicate inside the host, and then lie in wait 407 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:57,076 for the opportunity to infect someone else. 408 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,078 I'm good on the gory details, thank you. 409 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,080 How do we stop it? That's the weirdest part. 410 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,958 I can't find any ancient legends about a creature like this. 411 00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:07,503 Invasion of the Body Snatchers? 412 00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:10,381 The Faculty. I say again, Wrath of Khan. 413 00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:12,216 Sci-fi is our modern-day myths. 414 00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:14,593 Meaning they could have been inspired by something, right? 415 00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:17,013 In those movies, it's all about mind control. 416 00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:18,389 Before the slug popped out, 417 00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:20,558 Hope wanted to take the urn someplace. 418 00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:23,519 I'm guessing Malivore. 419 00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:26,939 So, it's like an infection. It gets worse as it spreads. 420 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:28,607 Stage one, it-it lowers your inhibitions. 421 00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:30,109 It makes you act out of character. 422 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:33,612 Stage two, once you're susceptible to suggestion, 423 00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:36,198 you'll do whatever the slug wants. 424 00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:38,409 LANDON: Till stage three. 425 00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:40,494 You go the way of the unicorn. 426 00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:43,748 Did you see this? 427 00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:45,750 Parts of this thing look bioluminescent. 428 00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:48,627 Let me check that out. 429 00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:53,382 Whoa. 430 00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:54,967 See that? 431 00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:03,351 I don't want to know, do I? 432 00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:04,852 Probably not. Nope. Nope. 433 00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:06,437 You know what? 434 00:19:06,437 --> 00:19:08,647 We can use these lights to find anyone who's been infected. 435 00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:15,279 ALARIC: I think I liked the last three bars 436 00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:16,572 better than this one. 437 00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:19,367 EMMA: (laughs) The perils of small-town life. 438 00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:22,370 You quickly exhaust your drinking establishment options. 439 00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:23,871 Indeed. (giggles) 440 00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:26,874 Now, no more changing the subject. 441 00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:29,543 Let's talk about you. 442 00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:32,380 The game's called "Truth or Shot." 443 00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:34,131 Need me to explain the rules? 444 00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:38,677 I have a doctorate in history and drinking games. 445 00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:41,889 (laughs) What was... 446 00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:44,183 your most embarrassing childhood memory? 447 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,268 ♪ Follow me... ♪ 448 00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:48,062 (laughs): Oh. 449 00:19:48,062 --> 00:19:51,023 That bad, huh? (laughs) Ah. 450 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:53,192 Actually, I peed myself in right field 451 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,360 during a Little League game. 452 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,570 I just needed a drink. (laughs) 453 00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:58,155 All right, it's my turn. 454 00:19:58,155 --> 00:19:59,824 Yeah. All righty. 455 00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:03,452 Who was your first kiss? 456 00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:05,079 ♪ I'm a madman... ♪ 457 00:20:05,079 --> 00:20:08,416 (laughs) Oh-ho, this could get ugly. 458 00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:12,837 Oh! Warm-up's over. Okay. 459 00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:17,091 Why are you always so hard on yourself, 460 00:20:17,091 --> 00:20:18,759 Dr. Saltzman? 461 00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:22,888 Because I can't afford to make mistakes. 462 00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:25,641 If I mess up, it affects hundreds of people. 463 00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:28,686 Mostly kids, including my own. 464 00:20:28,686 --> 00:20:31,272 And they always 465 00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:33,691 need me to have the answer. 466 00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:39,447 And what do you need? 467 00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:44,577 (both laughing) 468 00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,454 (grunts) 469 00:20:46,454 --> 00:20:49,123 Ugh. 470 00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:50,791 (sighs) 471 00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:53,085 Would you like to get dinner with me sometime? 472 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,463 ♪ 'Cause I'm a madman... ♪ 473 00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:56,881 You must be joking. 474 00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:59,300 (laughs) After all this time, 475 00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:00,885 now you ask me? 476 00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:02,636 I take it my timing is off. 477 00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:04,472 (moans softly) 478 00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:08,184 I... just started seeing someone. 479 00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:09,643 He's a good man. 480 00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:10,895 (stammers) 481 00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:12,521 Then say no more. 482 00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:14,064 (chuckles) Say no more. 483 00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:15,691 (sighs) 484 00:21:27,578 --> 00:21:29,580 This is why I hate sci-fi. 485 00:21:44,053 --> 00:21:46,180 (indistinct chatter) 486 00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:52,269 We need a way to de-slug whosever infected, fast. 487 00:21:52,269 --> 00:21:54,855 When I touched the switch to the kitchen vent, it shocked me, 488 00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:57,358 and that's when the slug popped out. Great. So we just have to find 489 00:21:57,358 --> 00:21:58,609 a way to electrocute every student in the school 490 00:21:58,609 --> 00:22:00,236 without killing them. If we don't, 491 00:22:00,236 --> 00:22:01,946 they're dead anyway. I'm gonna call Ric. 492 00:22:01,946 --> 00:22:03,072 (sighs) 493 00:22:03,072 --> 00:22:05,491 (applause) 494 00:22:07,368 --> 00:22:09,036 My name is Rafael, 495 00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:11,539 and my talent is spoken word poetry. 496 00:22:11,539 --> 00:22:12,957 (fingers snapping) 497 00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:13,999 LANDON: Oh, no. He promised 498 00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:15,459 he wouldn't do this again. 499 00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:18,587 (snapping stops) 500 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:22,258 (exhales) 501 00:22:22,258 --> 00:22:24,552 Stillness. 502 00:22:24,552 --> 00:22:28,347 A light breaks inside. 503 00:22:29,557 --> 00:22:31,350 Unity. 504 00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:34,645 And division. Tension. 505 00:22:34,645 --> 00:22:35,896 Suddenly, I remember why I didn't want 506 00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:37,356 to be in the talent show. 507 00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:39,858 All these wolves staring at me, waiting for the answer. 508 00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:41,986 Expectation is a cancer. 509 00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:44,655 Oh, you can't, sir? 510 00:22:44,655 --> 00:22:46,198 Then who will? 511 00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:48,158 (bass strumming) 512 00:22:51,495 --> 00:22:53,872 (strumming stops) 513 00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:55,916 Two brothers brought up together. 514 00:22:55,916 --> 00:23:00,004 Then one's left behind because he's no longer needed. 515 00:23:00,004 --> 00:23:01,839 Violence inside of me. 516 00:23:01,839 --> 00:23:04,842 Inside, I'm, I'm bleeding. 517 00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:07,344 What's he talking about? 518 00:23:07,344 --> 00:23:09,805 And I can't believe what I'm feeling, 519 00:23:09,805 --> 00:23:13,517 since the moment you danced with me. 520 00:23:13,517 --> 00:23:16,353 Buried so deep, 521 00:23:16,353 --> 00:23:18,814 rising up, enchanting me. 522 00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:22,151 And it won't go away. 523 00:23:24,987 --> 00:23:29,199 And I was never jealous of anything that you had 524 00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:31,160 until today. 525 00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:40,085 And why is that artifact here? 526 00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:43,714 Monsters coming, people running. 527 00:23:43,714 --> 00:23:46,800 Ask for answers, always nothing. 528 00:23:53,724 --> 00:23:56,852 I say we get rid of it. 529 00:24:02,524 --> 00:24:04,735 So they're all infected? Okay. Yeah, I'm not gonna wait around to find out. 530 00:24:04,735 --> 00:24:07,279 (students shouting) 531 00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:08,364 Vessera portus. 532 00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:13,911 That should hold the pod people in for now. Let's go. 533 00:24:13,911 --> 00:24:15,954 (shouting echoing) 534 00:24:15,954 --> 00:24:18,082 (piano playing) 535 00:24:18,999 --> 00:24:25,547 ♪ All by myself ♪ 536 00:24:25,547 --> 00:24:27,132 ♪ Don't want to be ♪ 537 00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:31,929 ♪ All by myself ♪ 538 00:24:31,929 --> 00:24:35,265 ♪ Anymore... ♪ 539 00:24:41,397 --> 00:24:43,315 (vocalizing) 540 00:24:46,944 --> 00:24:52,116 ♪ I had the time of my life ♪ 541 00:24:52,116 --> 00:24:56,120 ♪ And I never felt this way before ♪ 542 00:24:56,120 --> 00:25:00,874 ♪ Yes, I swear, it's the truth ♪ 543 00:25:00,874 --> 00:25:04,294 ♪ And I owe it all to you... ♪ 544 00:25:04,294 --> 00:25:06,213 (phone ringing) 545 00:25:07,798 --> 00:25:09,925 (chuckles) Ooh. 546 00:25:12,219 --> 00:25:14,096 (sighs) 547 00:25:14,096 --> 00:25:15,472 (electrical crackling) 548 00:25:15,472 --> 00:25:17,808 Don't trip! Geez. 549 00:25:19,685 --> 00:25:21,478 Dorian. What's up? (laughs) 550 00:25:21,478 --> 00:25:24,690 Ric, there's mind-control slugs loose at the school 551 00:25:24,690 --> 00:25:26,150 making people act crazy. 552 00:25:26,150 --> 00:25:28,652 Electricity is the only way to de-slug them, 553 00:25:28,652 --> 00:25:31,864 so we got to find a way to shock everybody. We're on our way. 554 00:25:32,823 --> 00:25:34,283 Mind-control slugs? 555 00:25:34,283 --> 00:25:36,410 We're totally infected, aren't we? 556 00:25:36,410 --> 00:25:40,748 It would explain why we're here, drinking on a school day. 557 00:25:40,748 --> 00:25:43,000 (both laugh) 558 00:25:45,294 --> 00:25:47,045 (moans) 559 00:25:47,045 --> 00:25:49,256 Does this mean we have to shock ourselves? 560 00:25:49,256 --> 00:25:50,340 Yes. 561 00:25:52,634 --> 00:25:54,303 Or... 562 00:25:54,303 --> 00:25:56,305 we could just take off, grab that ugly urn 563 00:25:56,305 --> 00:25:59,433 and, I don't know, throw it in a river or something. 564 00:25:59,433 --> 00:26:01,143 We probably shouldn't do anything drastic 565 00:26:01,143 --> 00:26:03,061 while we're infected. 566 00:26:03,061 --> 00:26:06,607 You are probably right. 567 00:26:06,607 --> 00:26:08,609 (chuckles): Yeah. 568 00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:19,161 Just, uh, wanted to do that 569 00:26:19,161 --> 00:26:22,080 whilst we both still had an excuse. 570 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,666 We should find excuses more often. 571 00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:26,168 Yeah. 572 00:26:30,464 --> 00:26:33,091 (moans) You want to shock yourself? 573 00:26:33,091 --> 00:26:35,677 (groans) (laughs) 574 00:26:35,677 --> 00:26:38,263 Okay. Okay. 575 00:26:38,263 --> 00:26:39,598 (electricity crackling) 576 00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:41,016 Oh, my God. 577 00:26:41,016 --> 00:26:42,684 Whoa! Whoa! Oh, my God! 578 00:26:42,684 --> 00:26:44,436 Don't let it go! 579 00:26:45,729 --> 00:26:47,397 That was gross. (exhales) 580 00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:49,066 I guess it's my turn. Yeah. 581 00:26:51,944 --> 00:26:53,403 (electricity crackling) 582 00:26:53,403 --> 00:26:55,113 (grunts) 583 00:27:03,205 --> 00:27:06,041 Well, that's... totally awkward. 584 00:27:07,501 --> 00:27:09,127 I sealed the doors with a spell, 585 00:27:09,127 --> 00:27:10,546 but it won't hold forever. All right. 586 00:27:10,546 --> 00:27:11,839 These chains should help until we come up 587 00:27:11,839 --> 00:27:12,923 with a better solution. 588 00:27:12,923 --> 00:27:14,216 I'll get the doors downstairs. 589 00:27:15,509 --> 00:27:18,679 At least we have all the infected people in one place. 590 00:27:18,679 --> 00:27:21,139 What are you two doing out here? 591 00:27:29,898 --> 00:27:31,692 Have you two gone crazy? 592 00:27:31,692 --> 00:27:33,610 You've been infected with a mind-controlling parasite. 593 00:27:33,610 --> 00:27:35,153 That's why you've been so nice all day. 594 00:27:35,153 --> 00:27:38,156 That is not why I have been-- hey! 595 00:27:38,156 --> 00:27:39,408 I don't see any slug trails. 596 00:27:39,408 --> 00:27:42,494 What are you freaks talking a-- ow. 597 00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:45,163 What was that? Unchain me, 598 00:27:45,163 --> 00:27:48,417 and maybe I will tell you, you thrift store hobbit. 599 00:27:48,417 --> 00:27:50,210 (gasps) 600 00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:51,503 I don't think she's infected. 601 00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:53,338 Then why are you acting so weird? 602 00:27:53,338 --> 00:27:56,258 I'm not acting weird, I am turning over a new leaf. 603 00:27:56,258 --> 00:27:59,386 With this-- I spelled it to zap me 604 00:27:59,386 --> 00:28:01,805 whenever I said anything mean. 605 00:28:01,805 --> 00:28:03,682 And in increasing voltage. 606 00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:05,517 Worst idea ever. No. 607 00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:06,560 That's genius. 608 00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:07,769 That's why there's no slug in her. 609 00:28:07,769 --> 00:28:09,062 She's been zapping herself. 610 00:28:09,062 --> 00:28:10,564 Then why are you wandering around here, 611 00:28:10,564 --> 00:28:11,982 instead of at the talent show like everyone else? 612 00:28:11,982 --> 00:28:13,317 I was looking for Josie. 613 00:28:13,317 --> 00:28:15,652 She's been acting weird all day 614 00:28:15,652 --> 00:28:17,404 and then she just bailed on the performance. 615 00:28:20,032 --> 00:28:22,868 Probably because she's infected. 616 00:28:22,868 --> 00:28:25,370 We need to find her, now. 617 00:28:41,803 --> 00:28:43,305 Stop. Stop! 618 00:28:43,305 --> 00:28:45,557 You're all getting detention. 619 00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:47,935 ALARIC: Dorian? Dorian! 620 00:28:47,935 --> 00:28:49,895 Stand back. 621 00:28:49,895 --> 00:28:51,730 Vessera portus. 622 00:28:56,193 --> 00:28:58,654 I'm so glad you're okay. 623 00:28:58,654 --> 00:29:00,322 I'm flattered. 624 00:29:04,910 --> 00:29:08,163 I may have found a solution to our slug problem. 625 00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:13,377 (grunting): Small spaces. 626 00:29:13,377 --> 00:29:16,171 (students shouting in distance) 627 00:29:18,465 --> 00:29:20,008 EMMA: Aximander Dust. 628 00:29:20,008 --> 00:29:21,343 It was favored by the witches 629 00:29:21,343 --> 00:29:23,470 of the Roman Empire. 630 00:29:23,470 --> 00:29:26,139 It conducts electricity through anything it touches. 631 00:29:26,139 --> 00:29:28,308 Think of it 632 00:29:28,308 --> 00:29:31,269 as chain lightning. 633 00:29:31,269 --> 00:29:34,690 All you need is a spark. 634 00:29:35,941 --> 00:29:37,776 Lecutio. 635 00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:42,739 (slugs shrieking) 636 00:29:56,003 --> 00:29:57,921 (grunts) 637 00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:04,720 So what was in that note that you gave me? 638 00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:08,348 You were supposed to read it. 639 00:30:08,348 --> 00:30:09,891 You can't just tell me what it says? 640 00:30:13,937 --> 00:30:15,355 That's what was in it. 641 00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:23,488 You know that we're never getting back together, right? 642 00:30:26,700 --> 00:30:27,868 There. 643 00:30:27,868 --> 00:30:29,995 That's the urn. 644 00:30:29,995 --> 00:30:32,080 Let's go. You drive. 645 00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:34,541 Not so fast, Thelma and Louise. 646 00:30:37,544 --> 00:30:39,546 (echoing): Icaeus. 647 00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:40,922 (shouts) 648 00:30:46,762 --> 00:30:47,679 Found the canes. 649 00:30:47,679 --> 00:30:48,847 You shouldn't have done that. 650 00:30:52,184 --> 00:30:54,227 Jo. 651 00:30:54,227 --> 00:30:56,021 Don't. This isn't you. 652 00:30:56,021 --> 00:30:57,355 You don't even know the real me. 653 00:30:57,355 --> 00:30:59,024 Then answer one question while you're saying 654 00:30:59,024 --> 00:31:00,233 how you really feel. 655 00:31:00,233 --> 00:31:02,069 Am I a good sister? 656 00:31:02,069 --> 00:31:03,320 Are you kidding me? 657 00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:05,238 You're a terrible sister. 658 00:31:06,239 --> 00:31:07,949 (electricity crackling) (shouts) 659 00:31:11,995 --> 00:31:13,288 (slug screeching) 660 00:31:18,001 --> 00:31:19,920 (exhales) 661 00:31:22,089 --> 00:31:24,341 Lizzie... 662 00:31:24,341 --> 00:31:26,718 Lizzie, I'm so sorry. 663 00:31:42,025 --> 00:31:43,735 Hey. Wait up. 664 00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:45,654 Raf, um, 665 00:31:45,654 --> 00:31:47,531 we got some things we need to talk about? 666 00:31:47,531 --> 00:31:50,408 (sighs) Dude, you know I had that thing 667 00:31:50,408 --> 00:31:51,868 in me making me act crazy. 668 00:31:51,868 --> 00:31:54,579 I don't even know what I said. (musical chime) 669 00:31:54,579 --> 00:31:56,039 ALARIC: Attention, students. 670 00:31:56,039 --> 00:31:58,458 Given the incredibly odd and distressing day 671 00:31:58,458 --> 00:31:59,960 we've all had, 672 00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:03,505 I'm thinking we could all use a little pick-me-up, 673 00:32:03,505 --> 00:32:07,676 like a talent show redo. 674 00:32:07,676 --> 00:32:09,344 (applause) 675 00:32:09,344 --> 00:32:13,265 Uh, so, we're good? Like, for real? 676 00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:16,476 Yeah. (chuckles) Always. I'm happy for you. 677 00:32:16,476 --> 00:32:18,311 Thank you. Thanks, man. 678 00:32:18,311 --> 00:32:20,689 Thank you. 679 00:32:20,689 --> 00:32:23,650 I'll see you. All right. 680 00:32:33,493 --> 00:32:36,788 (circus music plays) 681 00:32:38,373 --> 00:32:40,584 (cheers and applause) 682 00:32:40,584 --> 00:32:43,086 ANNOUNCER: And now, ladies and gentlemen, 683 00:32:43,086 --> 00:32:45,922 the vampire faction has chosen 684 00:32:45,922 --> 00:32:49,134 for their talent to do a sit-in protest. 685 00:32:49,134 --> 00:32:52,512 (all booing) 686 00:32:52,512 --> 00:32:54,598 Okay, okay. 687 00:33:01,396 --> 00:33:05,984 All right, witches, grab a cane. I've got some new choreography. 688 00:33:05,984 --> 00:33:09,070 Thank God. I can't believe I actually wanted to sing. 689 00:33:09,070 --> 00:33:10,822 Oh, you're still singing. 690 00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:13,200 What? Those slugs revealed 691 00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:15,076 your uninhibited self. 692 00:33:15,076 --> 00:33:17,162 You really want to share the spotlight 693 00:33:17,162 --> 00:33:19,039 with the worst sister ever, 694 00:33:19,039 --> 00:33:20,540 Josie Saltzman? 695 00:33:20,540 --> 00:33:23,460 The spotlight is officially yours. 696 00:33:25,378 --> 00:33:27,547 (indistinct chatter) 697 00:33:33,929 --> 00:33:35,889 (chatter quiets) 698 00:33:37,182 --> 00:33:39,100 (piano playing) 699 00:33:49,694 --> 00:33:53,114 ♪ Standing in the shadows ♪ 700 00:33:55,450 --> 00:33:58,328 ♪ I thought that I earned it... ♪ 701 00:33:58,328 --> 00:34:00,455 (students murmuring) 702 00:34:01,539 --> 00:34:05,627 ♪ Feeling invisible ♪ 703 00:34:05,627 --> 00:34:07,420 ♪ Believing ♪ 704 00:34:07,420 --> 00:34:12,175 ♪ I deserved it ♪ 705 00:34:12,175 --> 00:34:14,469 ♪ I can't remember ♪ 706 00:34:14,469 --> 00:34:18,181 ♪ What I was waiting for ♪ 707 00:34:18,181 --> 00:34:21,476 ♪ So no more ♪ 708 00:34:24,437 --> 00:34:25,814 (cheers and applause) 709 00:34:25,814 --> 00:34:29,734 ♪ I'm climbing over walls that I've made ♪ 710 00:34:31,319 --> 00:34:34,572 ♪ I'm finding my place ♪ 711 00:34:34,572 --> 00:34:36,950 ♪ On the stage ♪ 712 00:34:38,243 --> 00:34:40,036 ♪ I'm gonna be leaving ♪ 713 00:34:40,036 --> 00:34:42,998 ♪ All those doubts behind ♪ 714 00:34:42,998 --> 00:34:47,127 ♪ I'm step, I'm stepping into the light ♪ 715 00:34:48,628 --> 00:34:51,631 ♪ I'm gonna be spreading ♪ 716 00:34:51,631 --> 00:34:53,758 ♪ My wings ♪ 717 00:34:53,758 --> 00:34:57,429 ♪ Following a path ♪ 718 00:34:57,429 --> 00:35:00,765 ♪ They can't see ♪ 719 00:35:00,765 --> 00:35:03,476 ♪ Chasing an adventure ♪ 720 00:35:03,476 --> 00:35:06,730 ♪ That's all mine ♪ 721 00:35:06,730 --> 00:35:11,026 ♪ I'm step, I'm stepping into the light ♪ 722 00:35:19,075 --> 00:35:22,996 ♪ I'm shedding the skin that I'm in ♪ 723 00:35:24,748 --> 00:35:27,292 ♪ Never hiding who I am ♪ 724 00:35:27,292 --> 00:35:30,629 ♪ Ever again ♪ 725 00:35:30,629 --> 00:35:33,006 ♪ That girl you knew ♪ 726 00:35:33,006 --> 00:35:37,344 ♪ She's ready to ignite ♪ 727 00:35:37,344 --> 00:35:39,888 ♪ I'm step, I'm stepping into the light. ♪ 728 00:35:39,888 --> 00:35:42,974 (cheers and applause) 729 00:36:05,789 --> 00:36:07,624 (knocking on door) 730 00:36:09,459 --> 00:36:12,962 Hi. So it took three showers, 731 00:36:12,962 --> 00:36:14,589 but I think I'm finally clean. 732 00:36:14,589 --> 00:36:16,758 Three of 'em? Wow. Three. Mm-hmm. 733 00:36:16,758 --> 00:36:18,760 Yeah, I don't have slug envy or anything, 734 00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:20,678 but why do you think I wasn't infected? 735 00:36:20,678 --> 00:36:22,013 I mean, it got pretty much everybody, 736 00:36:22,013 --> 00:36:26,101 except Lizzie, and she had the bracelet. 737 00:36:26,101 --> 00:36:28,853 Unless something's just wrong with me. 738 00:36:28,853 --> 00:36:31,189 I don't, I don't know. Oh, come on. 739 00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:32,732 Professional monster hunter Hope Mikaelson 740 00:36:32,732 --> 00:36:34,067 doesn't even have a theory? 741 00:36:34,067 --> 00:36:36,569 I guess I'll add it to the list of unexplainable things 742 00:36:36,569 --> 00:36:38,238 about Landon Kirby. 743 00:36:38,238 --> 00:36:39,656 (chuckles) 744 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,202 I was being ridiculous all day. 745 00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:46,246 (both laugh) 746 00:36:46,246 --> 00:36:48,248 But I was happy. 747 00:36:48,248 --> 00:36:50,750 The things I said, how I acted... 748 00:36:52,585 --> 00:36:56,381 Maybe it could be that way all the time. 749 00:36:56,381 --> 00:36:57,674 Maybe the only thing 750 00:36:57,674 --> 00:37:00,343 that's keeping me from being happy is me. 751 00:37:00,343 --> 00:37:03,596 You know, if life was about being happy all the time, 752 00:37:03,596 --> 00:37:05,598 neither of us would've survived this long. 753 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:09,978 Which would be a real shame... 754 00:37:09,978 --> 00:37:12,272 because then you would never hear 755 00:37:12,272 --> 00:37:14,607 how bad I am at singing. 756 00:37:16,443 --> 00:37:17,944 Oh, boy. 757 00:37:22,449 --> 00:37:24,617 (laughs) 758 00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:29,122 Uh... 759 00:37:29,122 --> 00:37:30,915 (playing guitar) 760 00:37:30,915 --> 00:37:33,626 ♪ About those eyes ♪ 761 00:37:33,626 --> 00:37:38,006 ♪ They way they spark when she's about to pick a fight ♪ 762 00:37:39,799 --> 00:37:43,636 ♪ When we disagree and she knows that she's right ♪ 763 00:37:46,806 --> 00:37:50,643 ♪ About that smile she tries to hide ♪ 764 00:37:50,643 --> 00:37:52,187 ♪ 'Cause that's what ♪ 765 00:37:52,187 --> 00:37:54,481 ♪ They expect her to ♪ 766 00:37:54,481 --> 00:37:58,985 ♪ When no one's watching, it lights up the room ♪ 767 00:37:58,985 --> 00:38:02,989 ♪ About the time you think ♪ 768 00:38:02,989 --> 00:38:04,991 ♪ You've locked your heart up safely ♪ 769 00:38:04,991 --> 00:38:09,496 ♪ Someone breaks right through ♪ 770 00:38:09,496 --> 00:38:12,999 ♪ And all of her ♪ 771 00:38:12,999 --> 00:38:15,752 ♪ Fascinating contradictions ♪ 772 00:38:15,752 --> 00:38:18,880 ♪ Are beautiful to you ♪ 773 00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:24,928 ♪ I'm falling for a girl ♪ 774 00:38:24,928 --> 00:38:26,471 ♪ And I can't wait ♪ 775 00:38:26,471 --> 00:38:30,683 ♪ To tell you all about her ♪ 776 00:38:34,896 --> 00:38:36,439 ♪ About last night ♪ 777 00:38:36,439 --> 00:38:40,151 ♪ I saw a vision of the future ♪ 778 00:38:40,151 --> 00:38:41,528 ♪ In my dream ♪ 779 00:38:41,528 --> 00:38:44,364 ♪ And I can't wait ♪ 780 00:38:44,364 --> 00:38:47,200 ♪ To meet who you will be ♪ 781 00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:50,286 ♪ So I can know everything ♪ 782 00:38:50,286 --> 00:38:54,207 ♪ About her. ♪ 783 00:39:05,510 --> 00:39:07,011 LIZZIE: I tortured myself 784 00:39:07,011 --> 00:39:08,763 trying so hard to be nice, 785 00:39:08,763 --> 00:39:10,473 and all it got me was a headache 786 00:39:10,473 --> 00:39:11,891 and everyone thinking that I was infected. 787 00:39:11,891 --> 00:39:13,685 They just don't think that I can change. 788 00:39:13,685 --> 00:39:16,771 Everyone just assumes that I'm going to be a bitch. 789 00:39:16,771 --> 00:39:19,357 Maybe I should just be what they want me to be. 790 00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:21,985 Well, that seems reductive. Does it though? 791 00:39:21,985 --> 00:39:23,528 We won, didn't we? 792 00:39:23,528 --> 00:39:25,780 The witches remain undefeated. 793 00:39:25,780 --> 00:39:27,907 So that is why I have decided 794 00:39:27,907 --> 00:39:32,245 to permanently unleash my inner bitch. 795 00:39:32,245 --> 00:39:33,913 Thank you, Daddy. 796 00:39:33,913 --> 00:39:36,249 This has been the perfect talk. Hmm. 797 00:39:44,549 --> 00:39:45,717 So... 798 00:39:45,717 --> 00:39:47,802 when I got slugged today, 799 00:39:47,802 --> 00:39:51,306 do you think that that's the real me? 800 00:39:51,306 --> 00:39:54,309 You know, some people think that the real you 801 00:39:54,309 --> 00:39:56,811 comes out when your inhibitions are lowered, 802 00:39:56,811 --> 00:39:59,480 but in my experience, 803 00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:04,569 sometimes what really defines someone is what they won't do. 804 00:40:16,289 --> 00:40:19,584 (chuckling) 805 00:41:03,169 --> 00:41:04,837 EMMA (on recording): You've reached Emma's phone. 806 00:41:04,837 --> 00:41:06,047 Leave a message. 807 00:41:06,047 --> 00:41:08,049 (beeps) ALARIC: Emma, I just wanted 808 00:41:08,049 --> 00:41:10,927 to leave a message and say I'm sorry. 809 00:41:10,927 --> 00:41:14,764 None of this would've happened if it wasn't for that... slug 810 00:41:14,764 --> 00:41:16,599 mixing everything up. 811 00:41:18,434 --> 00:41:20,353 I hate that urn. 812 00:41:22,730 --> 00:41:24,565 So I'm just gonna get rid of it.