1 00:00:08,640 --> 00:00:09,720 Twenty years back, 2 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:11,360 Vetinari brought the ancient guilds 3 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:13,200 out of the shadows and legalised them. 4 00:00:13,240 --> 00:00:15,360 You want to steal, join the Thieves' Guild. 5 00:00:15,400 --> 00:00:17,360 Need somebody killed, go to the Assassins' Guild. 6 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:20,280 The Watch hasn't fought real crime for years. 7 00:00:21,720 --> 00:00:23,320 CARCER: Arrest me. 8 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:24,440 SYBIL: We need a plan. 9 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:25,480 You're a terrorist. 10 00:00:25,520 --> 00:00:26,600 I suppose I am. 11 00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:27,960 VIMES: Carcer? 12 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:29,480 Twenty years ago, did he die? 13 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:30,800 Sadly not. 14 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:32,080 VIMES: But I watched him fall. 15 00:00:32,120 --> 00:00:33,760 CARCER: I'm with a new gang now. 16 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:35,680 Silent partners. 17 00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:36,800 They just ask that we burn it down. 18 00:00:36,840 --> 00:00:38,360 [GRUNTS] 19 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:39,640 CARROT: This is now a crime scene, Captain. 20 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:42,320 VIMES: We don't know what it is. 21 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:44,760 Find it before Carcer does. 22 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:46,280 CARROT: Lady Ramkin wants to help. 23 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:47,880 I thought I'd check her records. 24 00:00:47,920 --> 00:00:49,080 I think you should read this. 25 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:52,720 What happened to you? 26 00:00:55,640 --> 00:00:56,800 [MAN GRUNTS] 27 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:01,720 [KNIFE SLITS THROAT] 28 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:04,080 [GASPS] 29 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:23,160 [GIRL WHIMPERS] 30 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:36,680 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 31 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:46,640 Miss... 32 00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:48,640 What are you running from? 33 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:06,000 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 34 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:13,120 [ROARING] 35 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:22,920 WONSE: Are you ready? 36 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:24,160 You wanted to watch the Watch. 37 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:26,560 Mixed a surveillance spell. 38 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:28,160 CARCER: I'm ready. 39 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:37,520 WONSE: You haven't answered any of my questions. 40 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:41,200 These silent partners of yours? 41 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:43,080 Tell me about the spell. 42 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:53,560 You'll see and hear whatever Vimes sees and hears. 43 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:55,400 Will he know I'm watching him? 44 00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:58,000 We connect your minds through a shared memory. 45 00:02:58,040 --> 00:02:59,080 Choose one that's meaningful. 46 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:01,600 Strong. 47 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:06,240 CARCER: Got just the thing. 48 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:08,080 [CARCER YELLS] 49 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:16,160 [CHANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE] 50 00:03:25,920 --> 00:03:26,920 [BOTH STRAINING] 51 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:37,680 ♪ How do they rise 52 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:42,040 ♪ How do they rise 53 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:45,520 [SNORES] 54 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:51,040 ♪ All of the angels How do they rise ♪ 55 00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:56,920 What were you singing? 56 00:03:58,800 --> 00:03:59,840 How long have you been standing there? 57 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:02,880 -I can't settle my boy. -[GOODBOY BREATHES FIRE] 58 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:05,640 Cheery wants to learn about dragons. 59 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:07,680 -He can borrow this one. -I can't have that in here. 60 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:10,720 He'll need 18 pounds of dead snakes and mice a day 61 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:12,440 or he'll torch this entire place with you in it. 62 00:04:20,280 --> 00:04:21,120 My report. 63 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:32,360 Twenty years ago, the officer who wrote this report 64 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:34,080 was coming home after a long watch. 65 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:40,480 A teenage girl ran straight up to him. 66 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:42,120 Both her parents had just been murdered. 67 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:49,160 He should have been the one person to make sense of it all. 68 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:51,360 MAN: It's all right, Miss. 69 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:53,400 It's not a murder at all. 70 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:56,680 SYBIL: But he found a receipt 71 00:04:56,720 --> 00:04:58,480 from the Assassin's Guild on their bodies. 72 00:05:00,840 --> 00:05:02,160 And calmly informed her 73 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:04,480 that it was all... 74 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:06,640 a perfectly legal... 75 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:08,320 Legal 76 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:09,120 -inhumation. -...inhumation. 77 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:12,280 And there was nothing he could do. 78 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:16,280 Listen to me. Assassins don't leave witnesses. 79 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:18,800 You didn't see anything. Say it. 80 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:20,520 -I didn't see anything. -SYBIL: "I didn't see anything". 81 00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:27,000 I get why you don't want to join. 82 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:29,440 Oh, no. 83 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:33,120 I will join you, Vimes. 84 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:36,640 But I'm never wearing the badge. 85 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:47,040 [GOODBOY GROWLS SOFTLY] 86 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:48,960 SYBIL: "I entrust Gawain's power to you. 87 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:52,240 "Place him in Veltrick's hand and all will be well." 88 00:05:52,280 --> 00:05:54,760 You think Gawain could be what Carcer needs to control the dragon? 89 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:56,480 Or what we need to kill it. 90 00:05:57,520 --> 00:05:58,840 What is this Gawain? 91 00:06:00,280 --> 00:06:02,040 Whatever it is, it's most likely in the hands 92 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:03,280 of the statue of King Veltrick, 93 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:05,400 down in the Assassins' Guild gallery. 94 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:06,840 Does that say "ass guild"? 95 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:10,480 I was trying to save time. 96 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:14,200 Now these are old, but I think the gallery is in the basement. 97 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:17,200 And you worked out a plan to get us in and out of there. 98 00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:19,680 CARROT: Working on it through the night, Captain. 99 00:06:19,720 --> 00:06:21,360 Get us into the guild, down to the gallery 100 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:22,640 and out before they know what hit them. 101 00:06:22,680 --> 00:06:23,680 ANGUA: Good. How? 102 00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:26,560 With tax inspection. 103 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:30,360 [GOODBOY BURPS] 104 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:32,120 The law gives us the right to inspect their books at any time. 105 00:06:33,840 --> 00:06:34,880 [RATTLING] 106 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:38,040 SYBIL: Goodboy, manners. 107 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:41,320 Oh, Oh, no. I thought I'd done them all in. 108 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:43,840 Is the entrance to the "ass guild" unprotected? 109 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:45,840 Yes. Because going in there would be suicide. 110 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:47,320 [SQUELCHING] 111 00:06:48,840 --> 00:06:50,120 Not if you're one of them. 112 00:06:53,760 --> 00:06:56,880 Wearing that and an appropriately stylish cloak, I can go in, 113 00:06:56,920 --> 00:06:58,960 go down to the basement, find the gallery, 114 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,360 steal the artefact and walk straight out. 115 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:02,960 How did you get that? 116 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:05,040 Lady Ramkin, we don't know the shape or size Gawain is. 117 00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:07,000 Even if you did get into the basement 118 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:08,640 without attracting attention... 119 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:10,280 If you get caught, Lord Vetinari will deny all knowledge. 120 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:11,600 They don't go out through the front. 121 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:12,960 They have a door in the basement 122 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,000 that links their building to the one next to it. 123 00:07:15,040 --> 00:07:17,080 It can only be opened from their side, so it's bound to be guarded. 124 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:19,760 -Avoid the guard here... -[GOODBOY ROARS] 125 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:20,880 ...and you can walk out. 126 00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:22,280 That's my exit. 127 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:23,680 The Guild's full of trained assassins. 128 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:25,320 They've also been trained to gather around 129 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:27,360 the inhumation bell when it tolls at dusk. 130 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:29,160 -[BELL TOLLS] -SYBIL: That's when I go in. 131 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:32,080 When the head of the Guild hands out the day's contracts. 132 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:34,160 Everywhere but the main atrium will be virtually empty. 133 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:35,480 You really think you should be doing this? 134 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:48,240 I gather you've all read that report. 135 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:53,360 That snake is still alive, Cheery, and it bites. 136 00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:55,080 [GASPS] 137 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:56,560 VIMES: Lady Ramkin. 138 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:58,120 Lady Ramkin, I didn't tell them. 139 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:00,160 Hey, Lady Ramkin. 140 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:01,320 WOMAN: Don't shake it like that. 141 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:02,440 You're just making it angrier. 142 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:08,040 The longer you spend searching the gallery, the more likely 143 00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:09,520 something will happen to you. 144 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:12,000 I'm just saying that with all of us, risk's lower. 145 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:14,080 We're professionals. 146 00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:15,000 [CARROT GROANING] 147 00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:18,320 VIMES: Well, most of the time. 148 00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:23,720 Just get yourself down the door and let us in, all right? 149 00:08:23,760 --> 00:08:25,520 -We'll find Gawain in half the time. -All right. 150 00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:28,200 Understand this. 151 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:32,600 When I ride, I ride hard. 152 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:34,320 So saddle up your ponies, 153 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:36,280 keep kicking or stay in the stables. 154 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:41,400 I don't understand what that meant. 155 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:43,120 Did anybody understand any of that? 156 00:08:43,160 --> 00:08:44,960 So we need to get into the building next door. 157 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,920 Who'd be stupid enough to base themselves next door to the Assassins' Guild. 158 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:58,720 I think you'd suit lipstick. 159 00:08:58,760 --> 00:09:01,360 I didn't realise that going undercover meant we'd have to audition. 160 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:03,760 Should have had a drink. 161 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:05,400 Why don't we just walk down to the basement? 162 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:07,680 Try and get backstage without a VIP pass? 163 00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:10,280 Just remember the three chords we showed you and you'll be fine. 164 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:11,560 I can't believe they've never heard this song before. 165 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:12,680 I know. 166 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:15,080 MAN: Wankers. 167 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:17,320 WOMAN: You guys aren't ready for your alt-jazz vampire-rock fusion bullshit. 168 00:09:17,360 --> 00:09:19,040 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 169 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:23,400 All right, listen. 170 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:27,040 One song can change everything. 171 00:09:27,080 --> 00:09:29,680 Make people cry the same tears, even save the world. 172 00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:31,240 -VIMES: Hmm. -So let's get this right. 173 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:32,520 Otherwise we'll get kicked out the building, 174 00:09:32,560 --> 00:09:34,760 Lady Ramkin will die and Ankh-Morpork will burn. 175 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:37,080 Okay? 176 00:09:38,680 --> 00:09:40,120 Let's shred this. 177 00:09:45,240 --> 00:09:47,800 YOUNG SYBIL: I didn't see anything. SYBIL: "I didn't see anything". 178 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:46,800 All right. Yeah. So it's wonderful to be here. 179 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:47,880 Thanks for having us. 180 00:10:47,920 --> 00:10:50,680 Erm, we're the... 181 00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:55,280 We're... We're called... The what? 182 00:10:58,720 --> 00:11:00,640 We're called The What. 183 00:11:00,680 --> 00:11:03,840 And we're gonna play for you an old Dwarfish classic now, 184 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,160 that you might be a little familiar with. 185 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,840 That's right. It's time for Gold. 186 00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:13,760 Gold. 187 00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:16,280 [MICROPHONE FEEDBACK] 188 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:20,560 Like we practised, yeah? 189 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:30,200 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 190 00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:34,200 [EXHALES RHYTHMICALLY] 191 00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:40,240 [SINGING IN DWARFISH] 192 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:08,400 [MUFFLED ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 193 00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:17,000 CARCER: This magic of yours is amazing. 194 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,600 He's found the artefact? 195 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:32,160 No, he started a band. 196 00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:35,640 [SINGING CONTINUES] 197 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:40,760 [IN ENGLISH] ♪ We're digging for gold 198 00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:43,720 ♪ Digging for precious gold 199 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:58,200 [SINGING IN DWARFISH] 200 00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:10,720 [IN ENGLISH] ♪ Give you that gold We'll give you that gold 201 00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:13,600 ♪ We'll give you that solid gold 202 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:15,360 ♪ We're digging for gold 203 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:17,760 ♪ We'll dig down for gold 204 00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:19,360 ♪ We'll dig down for gold 205 00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:23,400 ♪ Digging for precious gold 206 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:32,640 [LIFT BELL DINGS] 207 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:44,800 -Nice mask. -Thanks. I like yours too. 208 00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:49,000 -You do? -Bloody love it. 209 00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:52,280 The pattern's very striking, isn't it? 210 00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:55,240 Not so much Assassins' Guild, but Sassy Guild. 211 00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:00,720 I don't know, girl. I was thinking maybe it's a little too much. 212 00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:02,800 -Oh, shut up. -You shut up. 213 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,760 Nil mortifi sine lucre, sugar. 214 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:09,160 Nil mortifi sine lucre,babe. 215 00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:13,040 Oh, it looks like an old mask. 216 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,160 [EXHALES] 217 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,120 Alice. 218 00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:33,520 Find out who that is. 219 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:45,320 "Access all areas", dudes. 220 00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:48,840 We're now official members of the Musicians' Guild. 221 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:51,320 Right. Let's get down to the basement. 222 00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:52,440 Meet Lady Ramkin 223 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:54,560 -and find Gawain. -...find Gawain. 224 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:55,920 CARCER: Should have been doing magic your whole life. 225 00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:57,440 [WONSE CHUCKLES] 226 00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:00,680 [LIFT RATTLES] 227 00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:03,320 [LIFT BELL DINGS] 228 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:22,360 Password. 229 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:24,800 Did you say something, little girl? 230 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:28,200 Password, big girl. 231 00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:29,960 We have no need for them here. 232 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,080 Your voice is weird. 233 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:33,280 My voice gets a lot of compliments. 234 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:37,160 You're not really one of us, are you? 235 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,240 Haven't seen you here before. 236 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,280 I haven't seen you here before. 237 00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:44,160 Why don't you go back to turning cart wheels 238 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:46,040 while us big girls do all the work? 239 00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:50,080 I hide in laundry chutes and cupboards 240 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:52,600 and watch rich people in their hotel suites. 241 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:55,120 I watch them eat. I watch them sleep. 242 00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:58,080 And I climb out and I strangle them. 243 00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:04,120 I remember what it's like to be your age. 244 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:05,920 And sometimes you see things you shouldn't see. 245 00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:08,320 Bad things. 246 00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:10,480 And you start to think they're normal, but they're not. 247 00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:12,640 And then when you grow up, you will realise that... 248 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:13,680 I'm wasting my time here, aren't I? 249 00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:28,520 CHEERY: The door's through here. 250 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:31,960 Why exactly would the Assassins' Guild 251 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,160 have a door into the Musicians' Guild? 252 00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:36,760 Maybe it's something to do with all this. 253 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:38,600 ANGUA: The inhumation bell will start any second. 254 00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:42,240 I've calculated that when the bell stops, 255 00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:44,360 we've got a 20 minute window to get in and out. 256 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:46,160 It sounds more like a door crack than a window. 257 00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:58,840 [BELL TOLLING] 258 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:54,720 MAN: Oops. 259 00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:09,560 YOUNG SYBIL: I didn't see anything. 260 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:15,480 [BELL CONTINUES TOLLING] 261 00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:41,440 [WATCH TICKING] 262 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,120 Twenty minutes, Captain. 263 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:47,200 Something's wrong. 264 00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:21,160 Nil mortifi sine lucre. 265 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:24,400 ALL: Nil mortifi sine lucre. 266 00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:27,120 Where's Alice? 267 00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:30,480 No? 268 00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:32,120 [SIGHS] 269 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:46,440 Barton Wallace, administrator of the Grand Trunk Company. 270 00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:48,760 Client says he'll be alone in his office tonight. 271 00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:50,160 But for this kind of money, 272 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:52,480 I think we can safely say that won't be the case. 273 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:57,200 -Laugh. -[ALL LAUGH] 274 00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:03,080 [EXAGGERATED LAUGHTER] 275 00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:11,840 You're new, aren't you? 276 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:20,400 -Name? -Steph. 277 00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:23,360 -Guild name? -Bad Steph. 278 00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:25,520 DR CRUCES: Bad Steph. 279 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,280 You just took your name and bolted the word "Bad" onto it. 280 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:33,000 We've gotta get through. 281 00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:36,120 [ANGUA GRUNTS] 282 00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:38,360 The door is solid stygium. 283 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:40,760 CARROT: The Watch might not be able to get through, 284 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:43,200 but in here, we're not just the Watch. 285 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,440 We're undercover 286 00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:48,400 CHEERY: As The What? 287 00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:52,640 [ELECTRIC GUITAR PLAYING] 288 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:02,360 -What? -That felt good. 289 00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:04,320 Sometimes you just gotta get that finger and stick it to the man. 290 00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:06,160 What man? 291 00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:07,880 What finger? 292 00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:08,880 Fifteen minutes, Captain. 293 00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:10,760 We have to find Gawain fast. 294 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:11,760 Lady Ramkin first. 295 00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:13,520 She could be anywhere. 296 00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:15,520 I'll find her. Her perfume is infused with asafoetida. 297 00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:16,680 And juniper. 298 00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:20,280 I think. 299 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:21,160 Over to you, Angua. 300 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:28,640 DR CRUCES: You don't have to confirm that. 301 00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:32,120 I can see the sort of assassin that you are by your shoes. 302 00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:37,880 Where did you get them? No, don't actually answer. 303 00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:40,960 Don't tell me... [CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY] 304 00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:44,920 DEATH: Excuse me. 305 00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:47,480 Are you gonna pull that trigger? 306 00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:53,080 Sorry, are you? 307 00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:55,400 Oh, um... 308 00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:59,000 I hadn't decided. 309 00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:02,160 -Ah, typical. -Are you... 310 00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:04,320 I'm not signing autographs today. 311 00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:06,800 Have you come to collect his soul? 312 00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:09,640 [SIGHS] I don't usually do this, 313 00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:11,720 but you were about to pull the trigger, 314 00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:13,560 -and then you... -Weren't sure. 315 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:18,360 Mmm. I know that revenge is a complicated business, 316 00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:21,000 but I'm on something of a tight schedule today. 317 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,000 I don't want to go somewhere else. 318 00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:24,280 And then have to race back here. 319 00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:27,280 Did you collect my mother's soul? 320 00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:31,120 My father's? 321 00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:33,440 -I don't want to rush you. -Did you? 322 00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:36,320 -If you could just make a decision... -Answer me. 323 00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:40,320 Why doesn't anyone ever think of me? Do I matter? 324 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:43,120 I'll answer that. I do matter. I matter a lot. 325 00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:46,840 Please... Please answer me. 326 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:49,080 [SIGHS] 327 00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:56,800 I am one of the only two certainties in the multiverse. 328 00:22:58,360 --> 00:23:02,400 What did they say when they saw you? 329 00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:05,760 Were they afraid? 330 00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:08,840 Oh, we're gonna be here all day, aren't we? 331 00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:13,680 SYBIL: That bastard is never going to face 332 00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:15,680 any kind of justice in this world. 333 00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:16,600 DEATH: Or the next. 334 00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:22,440 -What's the other certainty? -Taxes. 335 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,400 Get a better name. The Slash. 336 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:35,040 Show Bad Steph here how it's done, will you? 337 00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:44,200 Now let's see who else is about to have the worst... 338 00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:47,280 I mean, last day of their lives. 339 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:51,120 -Laugh. -[ALL LAUGH] 340 00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:06,000 MAN: Now I'll show you how it's done, Dr Cruces. 341 00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:12,360 Talking to Bad Steph like that. 342 00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:17,120 We've had enough of you treating us like children. 343 00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:20,440 And I've had enough of talking to myself. 344 00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:21,680 Why aren't you with your friends? 345 00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:26,320 [GRUNTING] 346 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:39,360 [MAN GROANS] 347 00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:54,480 Who're you? 348 00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:56,480 You're just so... 349 00:24:58,640 --> 00:24:59,760 accountant-y. 350 00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:03,160 I've got 210 inhumations to my name 351 00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:06,440 across a 22 year, six month and four day kill streak. 352 00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,360 Does that sound remotely accountant-y to you? 353 00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:12,800 Yes. 354 00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:15,040 -What's your name? -The Duke of Stab. 355 00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:17,000 -Your real name. -The anonymity between 356 00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:18,560 assassin and client has been enshrined... 357 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:19,640 Inigo Skimmer. 358 00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:21,320 Ramkin Mansion. 359 00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:23,680 Twenty summers ago. 360 00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:28,000 You don't even remember. Do you? 361 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:30,000 Remember what? 362 00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:39,640 Someone's been working off the books? 363 00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:44,280 Death and taxes. 364 00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:47,280 Now we come to any other business. 365 00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:50,200 Firstly, I'd like to congratulate Karen from Finance 366 00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:52,120 for her record kill streak this month. 367 00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:53,600 Let's hear it for Karen from Finance. 368 00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:56,040 MAN: Well done. 369 00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:59,240 Who knew paper cuts could be so lethal. 370 00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:02,320 Now, Sex Party Ben. 371 00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:03,600 It's come to my attention 372 00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:06,120 that your recent inhumation of a Anna Manger 373 00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:09,720 at that orgy was in fact, a serious breach of our code. 374 00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:13,200 She was a member of the Launderers' Guild. 375 00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:14,840 A small oversight. 376 00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:16,080 But we all know it's illegal 377 00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:18,240 for one guild member to attack another. 378 00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:20,800 You have forfeited your right to anonymity. 379 00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:24,720 Also, your right to life. 380 00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:30,560 We'll pop today's date on it for you. 381 00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:33,120 [GROANS] 382 00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:38,800 Karen from Finance, you cold bitch. 383 00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:42,040 ANGUA: Lady Ramkin. 384 00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:46,800 What do you think you're doing? 385 00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:47,960 We're supposed to be finding... 386 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,880 This man inhumed my parents. 387 00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:54,120 I was there, Vimes. 388 00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:56,800 I have never left a witness. 389 00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:58,160 That's how you got the mask. 390 00:26:58,200 --> 00:26:59,960 -I want you to arrest him. -That can't happen. 391 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:03,560 He has an address and a bag filled with cold, hard cash 392 00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:06,240 in old currency. He's working off the books. 393 00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:08,280 All income must be declared. 394 00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:10,520 Carrot said the watch has tax inspection powers. 395 00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:13,600 You're the Watch? You look like a really shit band. 396 00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:15,040 We're undercover. 397 00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:16,720 And tax evasion is an arrestable offence 398 00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:18,280 under the Criminal Finances Act. 399 00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:20,800 Minimum sentence, three years, confiscation of livestock. 400 00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:22,160 I don't have livestock. 401 00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:23,760 Yeah, but if you did. 402 00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:25,000 Nine minutes, Captain. 403 00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:27,000 We're not arresting anybody. 404 00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,120 Hmm. 405 00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:30,680 But you're gonna help us find what we're looking for. 406 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:37,040 WONSE: Where are they? CARCER: A gallery. 407 00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:42,760 VIMES: How long, Cheery? 408 00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:44,920 Seven minutes, Sir. 409 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:48,920 SYBIL: Hurry up, would you? 410 00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:54,200 This is what you're looking for? 411 00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:58,120 King Veltrick I, founder of the very first Watch if I'm not mistaken. 412 00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:01,520 You didn't know that. 413 00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:03,480 Apparently he thought we'd benefit from having real police. 414 00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:06,280 Bless him. 415 00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:09,880 He was inhumed four days after he'd forged the first badge. 416 00:28:12,360 --> 00:28:14,600 His hands. They're empty. It's not here. 417 00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:16,120 -CHEERY: What was he holding? -Gawain. 418 00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:18,680 A sword. 419 00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:20,720 SYBIL: Gawain is a sword. 420 00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:23,000 And Carcer beat us to it. 421 00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:25,040 -The sword was stolen years ago. -By who? 422 00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:26,520 What is this? An interview? 423 00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:30,040 -Answer the question. -Question? Am I a suspect? 424 00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:32,960 [LAUGHS] 425 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,240 So sweet. You think you're very professional, don't you? 426 00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:37,400 You know, I think I am going to arrest you. 427 00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:39,160 -SKIMMER: Arrest me? -Arrest me. 428 00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:43,400 You can't arrest anybody. 429 00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:46,320 -What's this guy's name? -Inigo Skimmer. 430 00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:49,760 Inigo Skimmer, I'm arresting you on suspicion of tax evasion 431 00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:51,000 under the, uh... 432 00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:56,760 You really can't arrest anybody. 433 00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:57,960 [SNAPS FINGERS] 434 00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,480 The Criminal Finances Act, Sir. 435 00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:00,480 Criminal Finances Act. 436 00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:02,600 You're coming with us. 437 00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:03,520 Come on, arrest me! 438 00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:07,960 What are you waiting for? 439 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,200 [IN CARCER'S VOICE] Arrest me. 440 00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:12,840 That sounded like Carcer. 441 00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:14,560 Your temples are glowing, Sir. 442 00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:15,520 What's happening, Wonse? 443 00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:16,800 That is Carcer. 444 00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:21,640 He must be drawing on the same memory using... 445 00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:23,320 Some kind of magical wiretap. 446 00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:25,800 Can he see back into my mind? 447 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,320 [VOICES MERGING] He's watching though my memory. 448 00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:32,320 Can you watch him back, Captain? 449 00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:33,840 [IN VIMES' VOICE] I can see back into his mind. 450 00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:34,960 Captain, can you find him? 451 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,160 [IN CARCER'S VOICE] Cut it off. 452 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:37,720 [CHANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE] 453 00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:40,280 [DISTORTED] 454 00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:43,120 I love you. 455 00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:44,200 CHEERY: Can you find him? 456 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:45,280 CARCER: Cut it off. 457 00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:47,680 [CHANTING CONTINUES] 458 00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:54,480 [IN CARCER'S VOICE] Cut it off. 459 00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:03,600 You see where he is, Captain? 460 00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:06,480 [IN NORMAL VOICE] No, no, no. He's gone. 461 00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:09,200 I just saw, uh... 462 00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:14,520 I don't know what I saw. 463 00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:15,800 [WATCH CHIMES] 464 00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:17,800 -[WATCH TICKING] -Captain. 465 00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:21,120 Time's up. 466 00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:22,440 You're all going to die. 467 00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:23,520 [CHUCKLES] 468 00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:29,040 -[DOOR BANGING] -[MUFFLED GRUNTING] 469 00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:37,680 WOMAN: You were attacked by musicians? 470 00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:40,360 This is unbelievable. 471 00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:42,280 No way back. No way out the front. 472 00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:44,800 You came in through there? 473 00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:49,160 That's Dr Cruces' private room. 474 00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:50,440 ♪ You make me paranoid 475 00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:54,040 ♪ Paranoid 476 00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:56,400 You must know another way out. 477 00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:58,200 I... 478 00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:00,920 What could he have seen? 479 00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:03,000 I don't know. 480 00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:08,840 Thoughts, memories, impulses, feelings maybe. 481 00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:11,320 What don't you want him to see? 482 00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:13,160 Doesn't matter. 483 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,880 He never would have made it out of there alive. 484 00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:18,640 -Yeah. -Well done, Wonse. 485 00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:19,880 We know what we need to find now. 486 00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:22,840 Yes. The sword. 487 00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:25,120 Must have been stolen by one of their own, right? 488 00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:29,080 Assassins have a strict disciplinary code. 489 00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:35,840 I know where we'll find the thief. 490 00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:43,200 Skimmer is the only one not accounted for. 491 00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:46,200 It's the woman with the weird voice. 492 00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:47,840 I know it. 493 00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:53,760 DR CRUCES: Accountant-y little shit. 494 00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:00,440 Let's go. 495 00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:08,680 [CREAKING] 496 00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:37,760 [SOFT HAMMERING] 497 00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:41,120 WONSE: This is where the assassins bury their dead. 498 00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:43,560 On this side, 499 00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:45,360 they're buried with honour 500 00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:47,520 and the anonymity that protected their life 501 00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:50,040 from revenge or reprisals. 502 00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:52,560 But anyone who breaches their code 503 00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:55,240 is immediately inhumed, loses that anonymity 504 00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:57,120 and is buried with their real name 505 00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:58,480 with details of their offence. 506 00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:01,520 That's why so few dare. 507 00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:03,000 CARCER: Our thief should be easy to find then. 508 00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:04,440 WONSE: Yeah. 509 00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:13,040 Do you even have a cell to put me in? 510 00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:14,720 SYBIL: We have a very well-equipped basement. 511 00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:16,040 VIMES: He's not going in your basement. 512 00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:17,560 We're being followed by a living doll. 513 00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:20,760 ANGUA: No, it's just a kid. 514 00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:22,200 You all right, little one? Are you lost? 515 00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:25,160 -[GRUNTS] -ANGUA: Whoa! 516 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:28,840 I mean we do some rock and roll shit. 517 00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:30,200 -Yeah? -Don't get me wrong. 518 00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:31,840 VIMES: But kicking a kid in the face? 519 00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:33,440 Shame on you, Lady Ramkin. 520 00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:34,480 Hello, little one. 521 00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:50,960 [GRUNTS AND STRAINS] 522 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,000 CARROT: Lady Ramkin was right, we should have kicked her in the face. 523 00:34:13,720 --> 00:34:14,840 Here. 524 00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:20,200 Inhumed for death and absconsion. 525 00:34:20,240 --> 00:34:22,360 Jocasta Wiggs, her real name. 526 00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:24,280 No death date. They never caught her. 527 00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:27,200 She's still alive. 528 00:34:27,240 --> 00:34:29,800 If she survived the assassins all this time, she'll be dangerous. 529 00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:31,000 -You'll need... -She'll be old. 530 00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:34,520 We find her, we find the sword. 531 00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:36,520 Carcer... 532 00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:40,840 When are you gonna tell me who this is all for? 533 00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:43,120 When everyone's dead. 534 00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:48,120 [SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE] 535 00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:58,040 -Taxes? -Taxes. 536 00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:01,040 Our first arrest. 537 00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:05,200 We didn't go in there for this. 538 00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:12,120 At least we know what this is now. 539 00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:15,800 But Carcer knows there's a sword too, and he'll be looking for it. 540 00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:18,040 Maybe Skimmer can tell us more. Help us find him. 541 00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:20,840 I'm very happy to interrogate him. 542 00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:23,840 -Interview, you mean? -Yes, of course. That too. 543 00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:34,160 "We're outside." 544 00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:41,400 "You should come out too. 545 00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:43,040 "Sorry. Should have made that clear on the first." 546 00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:46,080 [YELPS] 547 00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:51,320 "Unless you'd rather we did this in there. 548 00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:52,840 "Just thinking of the mess." 549 00:36:08,720 --> 00:36:11,280 So you're The Watch. 550 00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:19,200 Sorry. 551 00:36:19,240 --> 00:36:20,720 We were meant to be undercover. 552 00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:22,160 What were you doing in our building? 553 00:36:23,720 --> 00:36:25,960 Tax inspection. 554 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,640 We'd gotten word that a member of your guild 555 00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:29,000 called Inigo Skimmer has been working off the books. 556 00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:32,120 Undeclared income is a serious... 557 00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:35,080 You think he'd declare the money he was given to kill his own boss? 558 00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:38,640 Only the Thieves' Guild would be so cheap 559 00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:41,520 as to pay in a dead currency like Morporkian dollars. 560 00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:43,600 They've had a contract out on me ever since I accused that 561 00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:46,280 -little prick Urdo of being a virgin. -[CHUCKLES] 562 00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:47,480 Urdo, head of the Thieves' Guild? 563 00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:51,320 And he absolutely is a virgin. 564 00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:54,320 Also, he knows that it is illegal 565 00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:57,000 for one guild's members to attack another's. 566 00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:59,600 So in a way, I should thank you. 567 00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:00,880 You've given me all I need 568 00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:02,640 to have him banished from the council. 569 00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:05,080 And then we'll have no one between us and Vetinari. 570 00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:06,120 Now, where was I? 571 00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:08,200 Oh, yes. 572 00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:14,520 It's illegal for one guild's member to attack another's? 573 00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:17,040 We're in the Musicians' Guild. Come on, licences, quick. 574 00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:30,360 And you? 575 00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:32,960 Why don't you go back to hiding in that cupboard? 576 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:36,440 Our guild rules state we can audition affiliate members anytime, anywhere. 577 00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:37,680 She doesn't have an instrument. 578 00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:45,840 ♪ How do they rise 579 00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:51,000 ♪ How do they rise 580 00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:57,280 ♪ All of those angels 581 00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:02,200 ♪ How do they rise 582 00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:04,400 [SIGHS] 583 00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:08,200 ♪ They lift their heads up 584 00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:13,760 ♪ They lift their heads up 585 00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:19,560 ♪ They rise up 586 00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:25,120 ♪ They rise up 587 00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:28,360 [SIGHS] 588 00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:34,280 Oh. 589 00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:36,600 Seems you're far better musicians than police officers. 590 00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:38,640 I'll see you soon... 591 00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:40,080 Captain. 592 00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:50,840 CHEERY: Remember what I told you about the finger? 593 00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:53,000 This finger? 594 00:39:01,720 --> 00:39:03,320 I heard you singing it in your sleep. 595 00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:06,560 I liked it. 596 00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:18,680 She liked it. 597 00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:24,760 If you let The Watch arrest everyone who evades tax... 598 00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:30,160 The city will be in a far better position to defend itself. 599 00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:33,440 There is a dragon at large and keeping it at bay 600 00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:34,880 will be very expensive. 601 00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:36,880 Not to mention the cost 602 00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:39,480 of the clean-up operations after its attack. 603 00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:42,640 Strange times. 604 00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:45,560 One extinct species returning to stalk the sky... 605 00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:47,720 You'll be glad to hear I've raised the bounty. 606 00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:49,640 ...and another, suddenly waking up 607 00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:51,560 to responsibilities it's never taken seriously before. 608 00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:56,720 I look forward to hearing what sanctions you'll take against the Thieves' Guild 609 00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:57,920 for their outrageous transgression. 610 00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:00,920 My Lord. 611 00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:10,360 Vimes... 612 00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:13,880 as of this moment, 613 00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:18,800 you will officially cease to pursue any further enquiries. 614 00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:22,000 Sir, um... 615 00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:25,160 Carcer is going to keep looking for the sword 616 00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:26,520 and that dragon's gonna keep on feeding. 617 00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:28,280 Undoubtedly. 618 00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:30,320 But if the Assassins' Guild 619 00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:33,200 were to learn there's a means of controlling it... 620 00:40:33,240 --> 00:40:34,560 They'd want to keep it for themselves. 621 00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:38,200 "Officially" cease to pursue. 622 00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:43,960 Is this one of those situations where you want me to do 623 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:48,400 the exact opposite of what you just told me to do? 624 00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:50,360 I don't know, Vimes. 625 00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:53,120 Is it? 626 00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:05,080 Something wrong with your hand, Vimes? 627 00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:07,760 No, Sir. No. Nothing at all. 628 00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:12,720 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]