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♪ The sun's in the sky ♪
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♪ Nothing can go wrong ♪
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♪ Kiss winter goodbye ♪
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♪ And sing this summer song ♪
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♪ I was born here,
I guess I'll stay ♪
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♪ Why would I ever go away? ♪
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♪ Life is a lifelong ♪
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♪ Summer's day... ♪
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♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
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♪ I'm gonna sing
all summer long. ♪
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Yay.
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- Thanks.
- Bravo! Bravo!
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Encore! Uh, "The Summer Song."
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He just played
"The Summer Song."
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Well, play it again, then.
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Or just any song with "summer"
in the title. Doesn't matter.
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Uh, cheers, guys.
I'm gonna take a bit of a break
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- and then I'll come back.
- Are you being serious?
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That's it.
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I can't believe I missed it.
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Jack.
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Sir.
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How are you...
enjoying the job?
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Yeah, not bad. Good, thanks.
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I've noticed
the customers like you.
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Okay, great. Yeah, well,
I try to be friendly.
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Unlike me.
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I'm increasingly finding
I don't like you.
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- Right.
- You know, the beard
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gets on my nerves.
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What's wrong with shaving?
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- Yeah, I know. I suppose I...
- Yeah...
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And I don't like the way
you're always late.
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I-I don't like the way
you dress.
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And worse, I get the feeling
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you think working here
is beneath you.
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- Oh.
- But the customers like you.
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So, if you want to
go full-time, you can.
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Right.
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Okay. Well, yeah, great.
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Uh, let me think about that.
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Or, eh, here's
the alternative, son.
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Two weeks,
you're out on your ear.
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Yeah. I'll give the job
to dozy Karen.
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Okay, great.
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Well, classic. Um...
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- Yeah, I'll get right back to you.
- Good.
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There's someone to see you.
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Make it quick.
We've got stuff to sell.
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Do you want the good news
or the bad news?
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I'm gonna have to say
good news,
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'cause I don't think I could
take any more bad news.
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Well, the good news is
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you're booked
for Latitude Festival.
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No!
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Yes! Yes!
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It's not the biggest...
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It's the,
it's the Suffolk Tent.
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I don't care what tent,
it's Latitude!
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It's a proper festival!
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You are the best manager in the world!
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Latitude!
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♪ This road
that I'm walking, well ♪
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♪ It started young ♪
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♪ I found a guitar
and then it all begun ♪
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♪ I found all the things
I wanted to be ♪
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- Classic.
- ♪ So come take my hand ♪
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♪ And rock this road with me ♪
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♪ Rock this road ♪
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♪ I'm not gonna stop ♪
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♪ Rock this road
till I'm at the top ♪
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♪ Rock this road,
we'll do it right ♪
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♪ I'm gonna rock this road
tonight ♪
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♪ Gotta follow
this winding road ♪
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♪ I gotta follow ♪
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- ♪ Wherever it goes ♪
- And it has shiny wheels.
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♪ I guess I'll always
carry this load ♪
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♪ That's my fate ♪
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- ♪ I rock this road. ♪
- Yes, I'd love to play with it.
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Uh, accept my gratitude,
Latitude.
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Uh, yeah, it's been a blast.
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I thought "Dinosaur"
was particularly strong.
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Well, yeah, I got most of
the words right.
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"Hear me roar,
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- I'm a dinosaur."
- Rocky!
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- What are you doing here?
- Yes, mate!
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- Yeah!
- Oh!
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- I'm a road manager, innit.
- Oh!
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So everyone who said
that you were a lazy,
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- useless, drug-taking drunk...
- Hello.
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...who'd never get a job
were wrong.
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Yes, they were, actually.
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I'm in profitable employment.
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A valued cog in
a well-oiled rock machine.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Good set, though, mate.
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- Yeah.
- Did you hear it? I didn't see you.
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I-If I'm totally honest,
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I only popped by for
a quick bong behind the tent.
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- Oh.
- But it was a lovely surprise to hear you.
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I mean,
I didn't hear much of it,
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to be honest, 'cause...
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of the bong and stuff,
but... yeah.
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Ah, you're still making sweet
love to young Ellie, I see.
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- No.
- No.
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No, never. Not once.
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That's a shame.
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She's my manager.
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Hey, do you wanna come
backstage for our gig?
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- Wha... Please.
- Yeah?
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Let's do it, then.
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- Let's rock this road.
- All right.
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So how long you been
back in Suffolk?
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Oof. Well, I'm trying to live
outside the traditional
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concept of time.
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So, could be weeks,
could me months,
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could be a year and a half,
no idea.
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Oh, here we are.
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Thank you so much.
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So what exactly do you do?
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Make sure everything runs
like clockwork.
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- Service the equipment.
- Right.
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Make sandwiches, make teas.
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Uh... Oh, Christ.
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Sorry.
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Sorry. Sorry, Michael.
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You're fired.
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Fair do's.
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Got fired.
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Give Ellie one for me, yeah?
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- No, really, we don't...
- Catch you later.
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Oh, great day.
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Yeah, great day.
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Though, Elle,
we should stop now.
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I can't do this anymore.
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Don't be stupid.
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You're gonna need
a bigger tent.
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You're
gonna need a bigger tent.
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No, okay, stop.
You gotta stop pretending
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that we're in a thrilling story
with a big, exciting end.
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We're in a little story
and it ends now.
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I think I hear something
special in my songs,
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you think you hear
something special,
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and I love you for it.
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But no one else does.
No one ever has.
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Uh, Nick loves
"The Summer Song."
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Nick is famously
a world-class moron.
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If it hasn't happened by now,
it's not going to.
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It'll take a miracle.
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Miracles happen.
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I mean it.
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This is a serious moment
for me.
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This is just absolutely
not happening.
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Look, I can't be the star that
we thought I could be at 14,
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on that day in the school hall
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when I sang a pretty cool cover
of "Wonderwall"
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and you were there, backstage.
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- I'm not hearing a word.
- Okay, but look.
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This, this was my last gig.
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And I'm so happy
you were there.
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This is the end of our long
and winding road.
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Come on!
The world is full of miracles.
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Like what?
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Benedict Cumberbatch
becoming a sex symbol.
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- Oh...
- You'll change your mind.
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I won't. This is the start
of a better life.
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And I'm...
feeling perky about it.
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Mmm.
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Night-night, rock star.
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Yeah. Night-night.
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You all right, mate?
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Just a few minutes, okay?
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Can I just say one thing?
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Just to... warn you.
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I've spoken with the doctor
and you,
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you will walk again.
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But you have lost your beard
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and, um, two big teeth.
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And even though
it should be sad,
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it's actually very funny,
unfortunately.
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So despite all the pain and inconvenience,
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you're not even gonna get
any sympathy.
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People will just laugh at you.
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Ow.
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What happened?
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No one knows.
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It was all over the world.
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Electricity flicked off
for 12 seconds.
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You were just unlucky
that at that exact moment,
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a big bus hit you.
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You know, the weird thing
they thought
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was gonna happen at midnight
when we hit 2000?
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- Oh, yeah, Y2K.
- It sort of happened.
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It was very big news which,
um, you missed entirely.
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- Because of the bus.
- Ah.
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Mm-hmm.
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Right. I've gotta
get back to school.
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- Elle?
- Yeah?
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Thanks for taking
such good care of me.
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You're welcome.
I'll come back later.
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Will you still need me,
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will you still feed me,
when I'm 64?
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I don't know.
I'll think about it.
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- Why 64?
- What do you mean?
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It's just... oh, forget it.
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What do you mean, "Why 64?"
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I think the accident
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was a message from God.
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Yeah, he was very angry.
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Elle, you think
me getting hit by a bus
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was God's way of telling me
not to go back to teaching?
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Exactly.
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Incredible. It's amazing.
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You know, God loves your stuff.
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Look, if God had been remotely
interested in my stuff,
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he would've once,
right, just once,
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had someone write me
a fan letter who wasn't my mum.
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Or me.
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Yeah.
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I didn't ask
to be The Beatles,
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you know, I just wanted once
to have a standing ovation
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not given by people who were
already standing at the bar.
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Be the what?
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- Oh, my God.
- Oh, yeah.
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Carol, come and look!
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I know Ellie said it was funny,
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but no one mentioned visual
humor of this quality.
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Jack! Oh, my God! Your teeth.
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- Cheese!
- Oh, wow.
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Presents, presents,
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- presents. - Mm, presents, presents.
- Yes, yes.
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It's true, we have
bought you presents.
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- Exciting.
- Well, they have, obviously.
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- Huge work week.
- Yeah, yeah.
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What do we have here?
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Okay, okay, okay.
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- Uh, boom! Hey!
- Oh, wow.
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- Because you lost your teeth. That's...
- Yeah, I know.
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That's why that's funny. Okay.
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- Number two.
- Where did you get that?
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- 'Cause you got hit by a bus.
- Yeah, I remember.
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Do you?
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- Hilarious.
- Yeah.
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All right. One more.
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- I've signed your name, don't worry.
- One more, yes.
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I don't know what this one
could possibly be.
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- Oh, my... Neither do I.
- No idea.
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I mean, I'm thinking some sort of snow shovel.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Or a... tiny little giraffe with no legs.
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Just open it, open it, open it.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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Wow.
255
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'Cause yours got run over by a bus.
256
00:13:09,086 --> 00:13:10,920
Well, play something.
257
00:13:10,922 --> 00:13:12,287
- Yes, play something.
- Come on.
258
00:13:12,289 --> 00:13:14,623
- Play "The Summer Song."
- Let me get rid of this.
259
00:13:17,195 --> 00:13:18,460
Hey!
260
00:13:18,462 --> 00:13:19,929
What's tickin' and tockin'
and rockin'?
261
00:13:19,931 --> 00:13:21,330
- Yeah! - Oh!
- What is he doing here?
262
00:13:21,332 --> 00:13:23,333
Yeah, he got sacked.
He's staying with us,
263
00:13:23,335 --> 00:13:25,468
- sleeping on the sofa.
- That is a disaster
264
00:13:25,470 --> 00:13:27,237
- that could last forever...
- Yep. - Terrible decision.
265
00:13:27,239 --> 00:13:28,570
- That's right.
- ...and ruin your entire life.
266
00:13:28,572 --> 00:13:29,439
Absolutely.
267
00:13:29,441 --> 00:13:31,306
Hey, really glad
you're not dead, man.
268
00:13:32,043 --> 00:13:33,075
He's got a new guitar.
269
00:13:33,077 --> 00:13:35,047
- He's gonna play a song.
- Ow. - Epic.
270
00:13:37,514 --> 00:13:40,451
A great guitar
requires a great song.
271
00:13:48,058 --> 00:13:51,194
♪ Yesterday ♪
272
00:13:51,196 --> 00:13:55,430
♪ All my troubles
seemed so far away ♪
273
00:13:55,432 --> 00:13:58,901
♪ Now it seems as though
they're here to stay ♪
274
00:13:58,903 --> 00:14:04,876
♪ Oh, I believe in yesterday ♪
275
00:14:07,211 --> 00:14:10,613
Go on.
276
00:14:10,615 --> 00:14:13,983
♪ Suddenly ♪
277
00:14:13,985 --> 00:14:18,621
♪ I'm not half the man
I used to be ♪
278
00:14:18,623 --> 00:14:21,991
♪ There's a shadow hanging
over me ♪
279
00:14:21,993 --> 00:14:27,497
♪ Oh, yesterday came suddenly ♪
280
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:33,502
♪ Why she had to go ♪
281
00:14:33,504 --> 00:14:34,704
♪ I don't know ♪
282
00:14:34,706 --> 00:14:36,207
♪ She wouldn't say ♪
283
00:14:39,144 --> 00:14:43,378
♪ I said something wrong ♪
284
00:14:43,380 --> 00:14:47,052
♪ Now I long for yesterday. ♪
285
00:14:52,957 --> 00:14:54,623
Oh, my...
286
00:14:54,625 --> 00:14:58,094
Wha... What the hell was that?
287
00:14:58,096 --> 00:14:59,695
"Yesterday."
288
00:14:59,697 --> 00:15:02,297
That was one of
the most beautiful songs
289
00:15:02,299 --> 00:15:04,599
- I've ever heard.
- Yeah. I mean,
290
00:15:04,601 --> 00:15:06,401
it's a bit-bit sloppy,
but it's sweet.
291
00:15:06,403 --> 00:15:10,073
- Oh.
- When did you write that?
292
00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:12,241
I didn't write it.
Paul McCartney wrote it,
293
00:15:12,243 --> 00:15:13,343
The Beatles.
294
00:15:13,345 --> 00:15:15,011
Who?
295
00:15:15,013 --> 00:15:16,378
The Beatles.
296
00:15:16,380 --> 00:15:17,980
The what?
297
00:15:17,982 --> 00:15:20,650
John, Paul, George
and Ringo, The Beatles.
298
00:15:20,652 --> 00:15:22,352
Which beetles is this?
299
00:15:22,354 --> 00:15:23,455
The insect beetles
or the car Beetles?
300
00:15:24,456 --> 00:15:26,155
The pop group Beatles...
Nick, help me out here.
301
00:15:26,157 --> 00:15:28,391
Right. Yes.
302
00:15:28,393 --> 00:15:31,694
Um, there's this problem
with musicians.
303
00:15:31,696 --> 00:15:34,329
They presume everyone else has
this encyclopedic knowledge
304
00:15:34,331 --> 00:15:36,766
of obscure pop, make you
feel stupid when you haven't
305
00:15:36,768 --> 00:15:38,468
heard of bands, you know,
306
00:15:38,470 --> 00:15:41,570
like Neutral Milk Hotel,
or, uh, The Monophonics,
307
00:15:41,572 --> 00:15:45,007
or, in this case, The Beatles.
308
00:15:45,009 --> 00:15:46,743
Wow, this is the most
complicated joke
309
00:15:46,745 --> 00:15:48,011
- I've ever heard.
- No...
310
00:15:48,013 --> 00:15:48,945
Nice song, though.
311
00:15:48,947 --> 00:15:51,079
- It's not a nice song.
- No, it is, mate.
312
00:15:51,081 --> 00:15:52,114
Don't do yourself down
313
00:15:52,116 --> 00:15:54,550
just 'cause you look like
a cartoon character.
314
00:15:54,552 --> 00:15:56,151
It's-it's a very nice song.
315
00:15:56,153 --> 00:15:57,552
It's not a very nice song,
Nick.
316
00:15:57,554 --> 00:15:59,488
It's one of the greatest songs
ever written.
317
00:15:59,490 --> 00:16:03,092
Well, it's not Coldplay.
It's not "Fix You."
318
00:16:03,094 --> 00:16:04,794
It's not bloody "Fix You,"
Carol,
319
00:16:04,796 --> 00:16:08,430
it's a great,
great work of art.
320
00:16:08,432 --> 00:16:12,370
Wow, somebody suddenly got
very cocky.
321
00:16:14,405 --> 00:16:16,406
That song was exquisite.
322
00:16:16,408 --> 00:16:18,107
How come I've never
heard it before?
323
00:16:18,109 --> 00:16:20,108
Okay, I don't know what
you guys are playing at,
324
00:16:20,110 --> 00:16:23,412
but this is so weird,
a-and quite unfair,
325
00:16:23,414 --> 00:16:25,480
in light of me
having lost two teeth,
326
00:16:25,482 --> 00:16:27,650
looking like a sort of
reverse rabbit.
327
00:16:27,652 --> 00:16:29,384
I-I'm on pretty heavy
medication.
328
00:16:29,386 --> 00:16:31,320
Just let me out.
329
00:16:31,322 --> 00:16:32,789
All right.
330
00:16:36,293 --> 00:16:37,627
I thought you liked the medication.
331
00:16:37,629 --> 00:16:39,161
Yeah, I do love the medication.
332
00:16:39,163 --> 00:16:41,597
I really don't know
what you're cross about.
333
00:16:42,801 --> 00:16:45,371
Jack...
334
00:17:25,710 --> 00:17:27,642
Oh, Christ.
335
00:17:27,644 --> 00:17:30,546
No way. No way.
336
00:17:30,548 --> 00:17:32,817
Okay. All right.
337
00:17:37,154 --> 00:17:38,254
What?
338
00:17:38,256 --> 00:17:40,159
Mm.
339
00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:47,598
Okay.
340
00:17:55,573 --> 00:17:58,576
Oh... you are having me on.
341
00:18:10,355 --> 00:18:12,755
B, B, B, B.
342
00:18:12,757 --> 00:18:14,493
"Bowie," "Beck,"
"Beach Boys."
343
00:18:18,429 --> 00:18:21,197
No. Stop it.
344
00:18:29,540 --> 00:18:31,774
Oh, fuck off!
345
00:18:31,776 --> 00:18:32,941
No!
346
00:18:32,943 --> 00:18:35,510
Let's try...
347
00:18:35,512 --> 00:18:37,313
Good.
348
00:18:37,315 --> 00:18:38,182
Still rolling.
349
00:18:41,486 --> 00:18:42,684
Oh, thank God.
350
00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:44,188
God bless you, Donald.
351
00:18:46,391 --> 00:18:48,160
Okay.
352
00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:50,759
No.
353
00:18:50,761 --> 00:18:53,328
Okay, let's just...
354
00:18:56,634 --> 00:18:58,336
Well, that figures.
355
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,362
Elle!
356
00:19:27,464 --> 00:19:28,666
Jack.
357
00:19:34,638 --> 00:19:38,306
- What...?
- Do you genuinely not know who The Beatles are?
358
00:19:38,308 --> 00:19:39,278
Genuinely.
359
00:19:40,377 --> 00:19:42,010
Okay.
360
00:19:42,012 --> 00:19:44,846
Then I'm in a really, really,
really complicated situation.
361
00:19:44,848 --> 00:19:45,981
See you soon.
362
00:19:45,983 --> 00:19:48,220
Nice pajamas.
363
00:19:49,787 --> 00:19:52,257
Jack!
364
00:19:53,523 --> 00:19:55,591
Christ. I don't even know
365
00:19:55,593 --> 00:19:57,492
if I can remember the words
to the songs.
366
00:19:57,494 --> 00:20:00,696
Okay. "Eleanor Rigby...
367
00:20:00,698 --> 00:20:03,365
"Eleanor Rigby lives
in a church,
368
00:20:03,367 --> 00:20:05,034
in a room where the wedding..."
369
00:20:05,036 --> 00:20:06,669
No.
370
00:20:06,671 --> 00:20:09,904
"Eleanor Rigby,
darning her socks in the...
371
00:20:09,906 --> 00:20:11,306
In a room where..."
372
00:20:11,308 --> 00:20:14,610
No, does... does she have...?
373
00:20:14,612 --> 00:20:16,515
Does she have socks?
374
00:20:25,556 --> 00:20:27,593
Am I gonna do this?
375
00:20:29,661 --> 00:20:31,897
Can I do this?
376
00:20:48,346 --> 00:20:49,644
- Yeah?
- Four and one.
377
00:20:49,646 --> 00:20:52,715
Four and one. Beautiful.
That's music to my ears.
378
00:20:52,717 --> 00:20:55,383
- Right, now what is our common, uh, factor...
- Miss, there's
379
00:20:55,385 --> 00:20:57,452
- someone at the window. - Sorry?
- The window, the window.
380
00:20:57,454 --> 00:21:00,523
Um... Yes. Right.
381
00:21:00,525 --> 00:21:02,591
Can you all just give me
just one second?
382
00:21:02,593 --> 00:21:04,360
I want... If there's any more
factors of, um, 18,
383
00:21:04,362 --> 00:21:06,062
I wanna hear 'em.
384
00:21:06,064 --> 00:21:08,564
- Yes?
- I may do one more gig.
385
00:21:08,566 --> 00:21:10,766
I think I may have got some,
like, new songs.
386
00:21:10,768 --> 00:21:12,101
- Is that your boyfriend, miss?
- Great.
387
00:21:12,103 --> 00:21:13,702
No!
388
00:21:13,704 --> 00:21:15,938
Enough! He is not my boyfriend!
That is enough.
389
00:21:15,940 --> 00:21:18,007
♪ Back in school again,
Maxwell plays the fool again ♪
390
00:21:18,009 --> 00:21:19,507
♪ Teacher gets annoyed ♪
391
00:21:19,509 --> 00:21:20,575
Yes! Another one.
392
00:21:20,577 --> 00:21:21,776
Your boyfriend's
left you, miss.
393
00:21:22,980 --> 00:21:26,047
Awkward!
394
00:21:26,049 --> 00:21:27,882
You're right,
that was very awkward.
395
00:21:27,884 --> 00:21:29,684
But let's keep going!
396
00:21:29,686 --> 00:21:32,388
♪ He's a real nowhere man ♪
397
00:21:32,390 --> 00:21:35,757
♪ Sitting in his nowhere land ♪
398
00:21:35,759 --> 00:21:38,626
What did he do there, though?
399
00:21:38,628 --> 00:21:40,729
♪ Woke up, fell out of bed ♪
400
00:21:40,731 --> 00:21:43,032
♪ Dragged a... neh... across my head ♪
401
00:21:43,034 --> 00:21:45,500
- Yoo-hoo!
- Yeah?
402
00:21:45,502 --> 00:21:46,901
Oh. Sure those Post-it Notes
403
00:21:46,903 --> 00:21:48,036
aren't gonna
mark the wallpaper?
404
00:21:48,038 --> 00:21:49,872
Eh, that's not exactly
my top priority at the moment.
405
00:21:49,874 --> 00:21:52,107
Oh, well,
your top priority should be
406
00:21:52,109 --> 00:21:54,509
getting yourself some
new teeth. Aw.
407
00:21:54,511 --> 00:21:55,710
I brought you a Pepsi.
408
00:21:55,712 --> 00:21:58,013
- Have we not got any Coke?
- What?
409
00:21:58,015 --> 00:21:59,882
Coca-Cola.
410
00:21:59,884 --> 00:22:01,717
I don't know
what you're saying.
411
00:22:01,719 --> 00:22:04,456
Come downstairs
if you're hungry.
412
00:22:12,797 --> 00:22:14,533
Gotcha.
413
00:22:16,099 --> 00:22:17,799
Do you reckon you could,
like, make 'em look,
414
00:22:17,801 --> 00:22:19,468
you know, better than before?
415
00:22:19,470 --> 00:22:20,902
It's just, I'm hoping to
relaunch my music thing...
416
00:22:20,904 --> 00:22:23,471
I'm a dentist, Jack,
not a magician.
417
00:22:23,473 --> 00:22:26,508
Let's try the red.
418
00:22:26,510 --> 00:22:28,811
Your dad was
my first-ever patient.
419
00:22:28,813 --> 00:22:31,514
I only survived because
of people like him.
420
00:22:31,516 --> 00:22:32,680
That's right.
421
00:22:32,682 --> 00:22:34,449
I only coped...
422
00:22:34,451 --> 00:22:36,117
Clamp.
423
00:22:36,119 --> 00:22:37,788
...with a little help
from my friends.
424
00:22:50,999 --> 00:22:51,635
Eh.
425
00:22:54,806 --> 00:22:57,072
So, um...
426
00:22:57,074 --> 00:22:59,507
- uh, I thought we'd agreed.
- Yeah, well, we had, Dad.
427
00:22:59,509 --> 00:23:01,509
But I've-I've got a bunch of
new songs, and I thought people
428
00:23:01,511 --> 00:23:02,611
might like to hear 'em.
429
00:23:02,613 --> 00:23:04,979
Huh. Well, why, uh,
430
00:23:04,981 --> 00:23:07,018
why don't you play one for us?
431
00:23:08,885 --> 00:23:10,119
Okay.
432
00:23:10,121 --> 00:23:12,086
- You sure?
- Y-Yeah, of course.
433
00:23:12,088 --> 00:23:14,590
Me and your dad
love hearing your... things.
434
00:23:14,592 --> 00:23:15,824
Don't we, darling?
435
00:23:15,826 --> 00:23:16,991
We do.
436
00:23:16,993 --> 00:23:20,796
- Okay. Okay, good.
- Right.
437
00:23:20,798 --> 00:23:24,499
Ooh.
438
00:23:24,501 --> 00:23:26,901
Okay.
439
00:23:26,903 --> 00:23:31,910
Right, this is called...
"Let It Be."
440
00:23:52,230 --> 00:23:56,198
♪ When I find myself
in times of trouble ♪
441
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,834
♪ Mother Mary comes to me ♪
442
00:23:58,836 --> 00:24:00,001
♪ Speaking... ♪
443
00:24:00,003 --> 00:24:01,937
Oh. Oh, sorry, love.
444
00:24:01,939 --> 00:24:04,073
- I'll get it.
- Mmm.
445
00:24:04,075 --> 00:24:06,040
Good start, though.
446
00:24:06,042 --> 00:24:07,109
Very pretty.
447
00:24:08,712 --> 00:24:10,246
- Ah, hello, Sheila.
- Terry!
448
00:24:10,248 --> 00:24:11,613
- Come in, love.
- Nice to see you.
449
00:24:11,615 --> 00:24:13,114
Oh. It's Terry!
450
00:24:13,116 --> 00:24:15,851
- Oh. Terry. Hey!
- Hello. Hiya. Hey.
451
00:24:15,853 --> 00:24:17,886
Jack's just playing us
a new song.
452
00:24:17,888 --> 00:24:19,122
Oh, really? I thought,
I thought he'd given up.
453
00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:21,891
- Yeah, no, well, he's got some new songs.
- He... Yeah.
454
00:24:21,893 --> 00:24:23,625
- Uh, what's this one called?
- Uh, "Leave It Be."
455
00:24:23,627 --> 00:24:25,026
- "Let It Be."
- Oh, excellent.
456
00:24:25,028 --> 00:24:27,529
- Well, rock on, Jack.
- Uh-huh.
457
00:24:27,531 --> 00:24:29,064
Well, it's not
very rocky, but...
458
00:24:31,134 --> 00:24:33,969
♪ When I find myself
in times of trouble... ♪
459
00:24:33,971 --> 00:24:35,069
Would you like a drink, Terry?
460
00:24:35,071 --> 00:24:36,572
Dad...
461
00:24:36,574 --> 00:24:37,739
Well, I'd already
heard that bit.
462
00:24:37,741 --> 00:24:38,873
Sorry, Jack.
463
00:24:38,875 --> 00:24:40,241
Your dad's a rude man.
464
00:24:40,243 --> 00:24:42,244
Yeah, I'll get a beer,
please, Jed.
465
00:24:42,246 --> 00:24:43,312
Excellent.
466
00:24:43,314 --> 00:24:44,712
Right.
467
00:24:44,714 --> 00:24:46,148
Carry on, Jacko.
468
00:24:46,150 --> 00:24:47,917
I'll be back.
469
00:24:47,919 --> 00:24:49,151
- Can I get it in a glass?
- Glass it is!
470
00:24:49,153 --> 00:24:50,753
Right, is everyone else
settled?
471
00:24:50,755 --> 00:24:52,020
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yes!
472
00:24:52,022 --> 00:24:54,023
Hurry it up, darling,
you're losing the crowd.
473
00:24:54,025 --> 00:24:55,724
Okay.
474
00:24:55,726 --> 00:24:59,128
♪ When I find myself
in times of trouble ♪
475
00:24:59,130 --> 00:25:01,863
♪ Mother Mary comes to me... ♪
476
00:25:01,865 --> 00:25:03,032
Ooh, sorry.
477
00:25:03,034 --> 00:25:04,065
Sorry, Jack. That's me.
478
00:25:04,067 --> 00:25:05,633
Sorry, my fault.
479
00:25:07,171 --> 00:25:09,572
- Oh, it's Marge.
- Oh.
480
00:25:09,574 --> 00:25:10,940
Hello, love.
481
00:25:10,942 --> 00:25:13,142
I'm just at, uh,
Jed and Sheila's house
482
00:25:13,144 --> 00:25:15,811
listening to Jack's new song.
"Let Him Be."
483
00:25:15,813 --> 00:25:17,278
- "Let It Be."
- "Let It Be."
484
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:20,649
No, well, apparently,
he's-he's started up again.
485
00:25:20,651 --> 00:25:22,183
Yeah.
486
00:25:22,185 --> 00:25:24,186
Uh, yeah, I know.
487
00:25:24,188 --> 00:25:28,023
I know. I know.
488
00:25:28,025 --> 00:25:30,325
Yeah, I know.
489
00:25:30,327 --> 00:25:31,860
- I know.
- What do you know?
490
00:25:31,862 --> 00:25:33,895
Listen, I'll-I'll...
I'll call you back
491
00:25:33,897 --> 00:25:35,698
when it's over, all right?
492
00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:36,731
Oh, all right, then.
493
00:25:36,733 --> 00:25:38,334
Yeah. Okay.
See you in a minute.
494
00:25:38,336 --> 00:25:41,003
- Right. Carry on broadcasting, young man.
- Maybe start
495
00:25:41,005 --> 00:25:42,837
after the first bit.
I've heard it three times now.
496
00:25:42,839 --> 00:25:43,972
If it's okay,
I'm gonna go from the top.
497
00:25:43,974 --> 00:25:45,042
Please yourself, son.
498
00:25:49,779 --> 00:25:52,146
Then, maybe we can have "Summer Song."
499
00:25:52,148 --> 00:25:55,617
Christ! This is "Let It Be."
500
00:25:55,619 --> 00:25:58,821
You're the first people
on Earth to hear this song.
501
00:25:58,823 --> 00:26:01,090
This is like watching da Vinci
paint The Mona Lisa
502
00:26:01,092 --> 00:26:03,092
right in front
of your bloody eyes.
503
00:26:03,094 --> 00:26:07,097
Can you not just be quiet
for a single second?
504
00:26:10,267 --> 00:26:12,901
Ooh, that'll be Marge.
505
00:26:12,903 --> 00:26:14,902
- Oh, Marjorie!
- Well, she said she was gonna come round,
506
00:26:14,904 --> 00:26:16,872
- so I'll... Oh, yeah.
- Oh, I'll put the kettle on.
507
00:26:16,874 --> 00:26:18,207
- Hi! - Hello.
- Hello, love.
508
00:26:18,209 --> 00:26:19,842
- Hi. Hi.
- How are you?
509
00:26:19,844 --> 00:26:21,809
- Come in, come in.
- Well, that went well.
510
00:26:21,811 --> 00:26:23,045
- Oh, that's good coffee.
- Thank you.
511
00:26:23,047 --> 00:26:24,246
- Good.
- Put the kettle on, actually.
512
00:26:24,248 --> 00:26:26,414
This is
a new song I've just written.
513
00:26:26,416 --> 00:26:31,120
♪ Oh, yeah,
I'll tell you somethin' ♪
514
00:26:31,122 --> 00:26:34,890
♪ I think you'll understand ♪
515
00:26:36,192 --> 00:26:40,129
♪ When I say that somethin' ♪
516
00:26:40,131 --> 00:26:43,899
- ♪ I want to hold your hand ♪
- I'm gonna get you!
517
00:26:46,002 --> 00:26:48,136
♪ Whisper words of wisdom ♪
518
00:26:48,138 --> 00:26:50,873
♪ Let it be ♪
519
00:26:50,875 --> 00:26:54,008
Oh, God.
520
00:27:05,955 --> 00:27:08,891
Right, bag stack them up
and put them on the trailer.
521
00:27:12,797 --> 00:27:14,129
Excuse me.
522
00:27:14,131 --> 00:27:16,832
- Yeah?
- Um, are you the manager?
523
00:27:16,834 --> 00:27:18,467
Uh-huh.
524
00:27:18,469 --> 00:27:20,068
I'm Gavin.
525
00:27:22,906 --> 00:27:25,306
Hey.
526
00:27:25,308 --> 00:27:27,342
You okay?
527
00:27:27,344 --> 00:27:30,144
It's me, that's the problem.
528
00:27:30,146 --> 00:27:32,346
That's the awful truth.
The revelation.
529
00:27:32,348 --> 00:27:36,354
I know the songs are strong,
but no one's interested still.
530
00:27:38,154 --> 00:27:39,888
Jack Malik's the problem.
531
00:27:39,890 --> 00:27:41,422
- That's not true.
- It is.
532
00:27:41,424 --> 00:27:43,025
I just don't have the "it"
that's the difference
533
00:27:43,027 --> 00:27:45,728
between Jay-Z and...
534
00:27:45,730 --> 00:27:48,831
Jay-Y.
535
00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:51,169
Well, then, how do you
explain this?
536
00:27:54,070 --> 00:27:56,738
You're gonna be
a recording artist, Mr. Malik.
537
00:27:56,740 --> 00:27:59,240
♪ Because she loves you ♪
538
00:27:59,242 --> 00:28:01,311
♪ And you know that can't be bad ♪
539
00:28:02,413 --> 00:28:04,046
♪ Yes, she loves you ♪
540
00:28:04,048 --> 00:28:05,913
I'd be very happy
to help for free.
541
00:28:05,915 --> 00:28:08,049
My studio, at your service.
542
00:28:08,051 --> 00:28:11,385
Gavin. You're cool.
543
00:28:11,387 --> 00:28:12,356
Y... Am I?
544
00:28:13,223 --> 00:28:15,224
♪ She loves you,
yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
545
00:28:15,226 --> 00:28:17,025
♪ And with a love like that ♪
546
00:28:17,027 --> 00:28:20,062
♪ You know you should be glad ♪
547
00:28:20,064 --> 00:28:22,898
♪ With a love like that ♪
548
00:28:22,900 --> 00:28:25,236
♪ You know you should... ♪
549
00:28:34,979 --> 00:28:40,181
♪ Be glad... ♪
550
00:28:40,183 --> 00:28:43,017
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
551
00:28:43,019 --> 00:28:46,521
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. ♪
552
00:28:46,523 --> 00:28:49,190
Yes, yes, yes, we got it!
553
00:28:49,192 --> 00:28:51,026
Yes, we have reached
the mountaintop!
554
00:28:51,028 --> 00:28:53,228
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! ♪
555
00:28:53,230 --> 00:28:54,399
Do you like it, Gavin?
556
00:28:55,465 --> 00:28:57,365
I absolutely love it, Ellie. Mwah!
557
00:28:59,502 --> 00:29:01,335
Jack, you got any more songs?
558
00:29:01,337 --> 00:29:03,372
One or two.
559
00:29:03,374 --> 00:29:08,410
♪ Oh, yeah,
I'll tell you somethin' ♪
560
00:29:08,412 --> 00:29:10,144
♪ I think you'll understand ♪
561
00:29:10,146 --> 00:29:15,316
♪ When I say that somethin' ♪
562
00:29:15,318 --> 00:29:19,086
♪ I want to hold your hand ♪
563
00:29:19,088 --> 00:29:21,556
♪ Now, let me hold your hand ♪
564
00:29:21,558 --> 00:29:26,260
♪ I want to hold your hand ♪
565
00:29:26,262 --> 00:29:29,297
♪ And when I touch you ♪
566
00:29:29,299 --> 00:29:31,970
♪ I feel happy inside ♪
567
00:29:33,938 --> 00:29:37,471
♪ It's such a feelin' that my love ♪
568
00:29:37,473 --> 00:29:39,908
♪ I can't hide ♪
569
00:29:39,910 --> 00:29:41,410
♪ I can't hide ♪
570
00:29:41,412 --> 00:29:44,313
♪ I can't hide... ♪
571
00:29:46,115 --> 00:29:50,853
♪ Well, she was just 17 ♪
572
00:29:50,855 --> 00:29:53,322
♪ You know what I mean ♪
573
00:29:53,324 --> 00:29:55,056
♪ And the way she looked ♪
574
00:29:55,058 --> 00:29:57,992
♪ Was way beyond compare ♪
575
00:29:57,994 --> 00:29:59,594
Whoo!
576
00:29:59,596 --> 00:30:03,966
♪ She wouldn't dance
with another ♪
577
00:30:03,968 --> 00:30:06,267
- Whoo!
- ♪ Oh ♪
578
00:30:06,269 --> 00:30:10,138
♪ When I saw her
standing there. ♪
579
00:30:13,943 --> 00:30:16,111
- Have a listen.
- Thank you.
580
00:30:16,113 --> 00:30:18,180
- Hey. Exciting.
- How much?
581
00:30:18,182 --> 00:30:19,547
Oh, no charge.
582
00:30:19,549 --> 00:30:21,019
Uh, it's free
with any purchase.
583
00:30:22,185 --> 00:30:23,086
Songs with your Snickers,
music with your multipacks.
584
00:30:24,354 --> 00:30:25,557
- Oh, thank you.
- Tunes with your chunks of cheddar cheese.
585
00:30:26,523 --> 00:30:27,457
- Jack!
- And here's a lovely
586
00:30:28,826 --> 00:30:30,659
little story. Jack, you work
in the wholesale warehouse
587
00:30:30,661 --> 00:30:32,894
in Lowestoft.
588
00:30:32,896 --> 00:30:36,030
And we hear members of the
retail trade have been getting
589
00:30:36,032 --> 00:30:38,100
a free CD along with
their jumbo boxes
590
00:30:38,102 --> 00:30:41,569
- of Nescafé and washing powder.
- That's right.
591
00:30:41,571 --> 00:30:43,471
But you're gonna sing us
a new song now.
592
00:30:43,473 --> 00:30:46,141
So, here's Jack Malik,
the singing wholesaler,
593
00:30:46,143 --> 00:30:48,442
"In My Life."
594
00:30:48,444 --> 00:30:53,315
♪ But of all these friends
and lovers ♪
595
00:30:53,317 --> 00:30:55,616
♪ There is no one ♪
596
00:30:55,618 --> 00:30:57,419
♪ Compares with you ♪
597
00:30:57,421 --> 00:31:01,623
♪ And these memories
lose their meaning ♪
598
00:31:01,625 --> 00:31:06,228
♪ When I think of love
as something new ♪
599
00:31:06,230 --> 00:31:10,665
♪ Though I know
I'll never lose affection ♪
600
00:31:10,667 --> 00:31:15,269
♪ For people and things
that went before ♪
601
00:31:15,271 --> 00:31:19,574
♪ I know I'll often stop
and think about them ♪
602
00:31:19,576 --> 00:31:23,378
♪ In my life ♪
603
00:31:23,380 --> 00:31:27,015
♪ I love you more. ♪
604
00:31:33,557 --> 00:31:35,457
Beautiful.
605
00:31:35,459 --> 00:31:39,527
No mention of, uh, jumbo-sized
Fairy liquid, but nice work.
606
00:31:39,529 --> 00:31:42,229
You ever thought about doing
a wholesale-based song?
607
00:31:42,231 --> 00:31:43,565
Not really, no.
608
00:31:43,567 --> 00:31:46,301
You could call it, uh,
"In My Warehouse"
609
00:31:46,303 --> 00:31:47,635
instead of "In My Life."
610
00:31:47,637 --> 00:31:50,271
Now, time to find out
what's happening
611
00:31:50,273 --> 00:31:52,373
in Kerry's Kitchen.
612
00:31:52,375 --> 00:31:53,542
G'day, everyone.
It's Kerry here.
613
00:31:56,212 --> 00:31:58,613
I could've written every song
of the Rolling Stones
614
00:31:58,615 --> 00:32:00,050
or David Bowie.
615
00:32:01,184 --> 00:32:03,218
I'll always just be Lowestoft's
warbling warehouseman.
616
00:32:03,220 --> 00:32:04,652
Oh, no, don't.
617
00:32:04,654 --> 00:32:09,056
- That's not true.
- So obviously is.
618
00:32:09,058 --> 00:32:12,594
That song was really beautiful.
619
00:32:12,596 --> 00:32:14,531
Who-who did you write it about?
620
00:32:15,632 --> 00:32:18,100
Stop here. Stop the car.
621
00:32:22,573 --> 00:32:25,306
- Elle.
- Hmm?
622
00:32:25,308 --> 00:32:28,442
- These songs.
- Mm.
623
00:32:28,444 --> 00:32:31,479
There's something about 'em
you should know.
624
00:32:34,384 --> 00:32:37,184
Oh. Hi.
625
00:32:37,186 --> 00:32:39,220
Hi... it's the
musician... Ed Sheeran.
626
00:32:39,222 --> 00:32:41,390
- I beg your pardon.
- Ed Sheeran.
627
00:32:41,392 --> 00:32:44,125
- I'm a musician.
- Yeah, no, seriously though, who is it?
628
00:32:44,127 --> 00:32:45,562
This must be a bad line,
I'll-I'll call you back.
629
00:32:48,565 --> 00:32:50,766
Who was it?
630
00:32:50,768 --> 00:32:52,801
He said it was Ed Sheeran,
the musician.
631
00:32:52,803 --> 00:32:54,135
That'll be Nick.
632
00:32:54,137 --> 00:32:56,071
Mm.
633
00:32:56,073 --> 00:32:57,439
Nick!
634
00:32:57,441 --> 00:32:58,707
No, it's Ed Sheeran again.
635
00:32:58,709 --> 00:33:00,609
Yeah, can I speak
to Carol, please?
636
00:33:00,611 --> 00:33:02,076
There's no one
called Carol here.
637
00:33:02,078 --> 00:33:03,778
Except there is.
She's always there.
638
00:33:03,780 --> 00:33:06,515
Okay, mate, um,
I'll leave it there.
639
00:33:06,517 --> 00:33:08,682
Amazing performance tonight
though, on TV.
640
00:33:08,684 --> 00:33:11,688
That song, "In My Life,"
that was really beautiful.
641
00:33:14,090 --> 00:33:17,191
What did he say?
642
00:33:17,193 --> 00:33:19,361
He said he really enjoyed
"In My Life."
643
00:33:19,363 --> 00:33:21,228
And what did Carol say?
644
00:33:21,230 --> 00:33:24,165
- She wasn't there.
- She's always there.
645
00:33:24,167 --> 00:33:26,770
I think it might've been
Ed Sheeran.
646
00:33:28,838 --> 00:33:30,707
The musician?
647
00:33:48,125 --> 00:33:50,158
Hi.
648
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:51,692
- Hello.
- I'm Ed.
649
00:33:51,694 --> 00:33:54,595
- Um, is Jack here?
- Oh. Right.
650
00:33:54,597 --> 00:33:56,430
I'll see if he's up.
Just wait there, love.
651
00:33:56,432 --> 00:33:59,267
Jack!
652
00:33:59,269 --> 00:34:01,236
- It's for you.
- Who is it?
653
00:34:01,238 --> 00:34:02,539
His name's Ed.
654
00:34:06,844 --> 00:34:09,644
He's got a nice, friendly face.
655
00:34:09,646 --> 00:34:13,751
- Hi.
- Hi.
656
00:34:16,652 --> 00:34:19,289
C... Uh, come in.
657
00:34:21,824 --> 00:34:24,892
Your shirt's inside out.
658
00:34:24,894 --> 00:34:28,362
Oh, Christ.
659
00:34:28,364 --> 00:34:30,167
Uh, we should...
660
00:34:31,235 --> 00:34:32,666
Ouch.
661
00:34:32,668 --> 00:34:35,302
So, uh, look, I'm sorry
to barge in like this.
662
00:34:35,304 --> 00:34:36,704
No, no, uh, major pop stars
663
00:34:36,706 --> 00:34:38,173
are always dropping round,
you know?
664
00:34:38,175 --> 00:34:39,541
Lady Gaga won't leave us alone.
665
00:34:39,543 --> 00:34:41,775
You're funny.
666
00:34:41,777 --> 00:34:43,278
Well, funny-looking, at least.
667
00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:45,146
Yeah, so, anyway, I live, uh,
668
00:34:45,148 --> 00:34:47,883
I live locally,
and I saw your song on TV.
669
00:34:47,885 --> 00:34:51,219
And it was really good.
670
00:34:51,221 --> 00:34:52,621
- Wow.
- So I googled you,
671
00:34:52,623 --> 00:34:56,624
and I listened to your songs
on the warehouse website.
672
00:34:56,626 --> 00:34:58,526
And they were even better.
673
00:34:58,528 --> 00:34:59,594
Gosh, thanks.
674
00:34:59,596 --> 00:35:02,296
All right, don't mind me.
675
00:35:02,298 --> 00:35:03,831
So, I've had
the support act drop out
676
00:35:03,833 --> 00:35:05,900
of the European leg
of the tour,
677
00:35:05,902 --> 00:35:07,836
and I was wondering
if you'd consider it.
678
00:35:07,838 --> 00:35:10,572
- Consider what?
- S... Yeah.
679
00:35:10,574 --> 00:35:12,474
Being the opening act.
680
00:35:12,476 --> 00:35:14,175
- For you, seriously?
- Nope.
681
00:35:14,177 --> 00:35:15,212
Yeah, why not?
682
00:35:16,146 --> 00:35:17,512
W-Wha... When would I start?
683
00:35:17,514 --> 00:35:19,347
Tuesday.
684
00:35:19,349 --> 00:35:21,249
Do you know
where the pickle is?
685
00:35:21,251 --> 00:35:22,416
No.
686
00:35:22,418 --> 00:35:24,452
- No.
- Tu... What, Tuesday?
687
00:35:24,454 --> 00:35:26,420
- Not next July?
- No. Tuesday.
688
00:35:26,422 --> 00:35:28,356
- Is your hearing all right?
- No.
689
00:35:28,358 --> 00:35:29,858
No, my hearing is fine,
it's just, you keep saying
690
00:35:29,860 --> 00:35:31,258
lots of really strange things.
691
00:35:31,260 --> 00:35:34,362
But yes, yes, thank you, yes.
692
00:35:34,364 --> 00:35:37,632
- Um, how long do you need?
- About 30 minutes. Maximum.
693
00:35:37,634 --> 00:35:38,967
Any more than that, people
start getting a bit restless.
694
00:35:38,969 --> 00:35:41,469
- You know, "Bring on the ginger geezer."
- Yeah.
695
00:35:41,471 --> 00:35:43,204
Get in.
696
00:35:43,206 --> 00:35:45,373
Night.
697
00:35:45,375 --> 00:35:46,407
- Night.
- Night.
698
00:35:46,409 --> 00:35:48,677
Night. Nice to meet you.
699
00:35:48,679 --> 00:35:50,847
You look like Ed Sheeran,
you know.
700
00:35:52,949 --> 00:35:55,217
I am Ed Sheeran.
701
00:35:55,219 --> 00:35:57,755
Oh, right. Well done.
702
00:35:59,755 --> 00:36:01,389
Light show?
703
00:36:01,391 --> 00:36:02,923
- Preferably not, no.
- Well, that's good,
704
00:36:02,925 --> 00:36:05,626
'cause I've only got the torch
on my phone, so...
705
00:36:05,628 --> 00:36:06,961
Have you got any beer?
706
00:36:06,963 --> 00:36:08,630
Uh, cider.
707
00:36:08,632 --> 00:36:10,465
- Cider works.
- Okay.
708
00:36:10,467 --> 00:36:13,267
I'll have a cider with the man
that wrote "Yesterday."
709
00:36:13,269 --> 00:36:15,003
Yeah.
710
00:36:15,005 --> 00:36:18,539
Mum, Dad,
who drunk all the cider?
711
00:36:18,541 --> 00:36:20,441
- That is nuts!
- Yeah, as you said, it's nutty.
712
00:36:20,443 --> 00:36:23,311
And he's absolutely covered
in tattoos.
713
00:36:23,313 --> 00:36:24,512
Nice dressing gown, by the way.
714
00:36:24,514 --> 00:36:26,780
No, it's not. No.
715
00:36:26,782 --> 00:36:28,617
Don't. Don't start.
716
00:36:28,619 --> 00:36:30,719
It looked so good online,
so I just ordered it,
717
00:36:30,721 --> 00:36:32,820
and the most disgusting pink
thing in history turns up.
718
00:36:32,822 --> 00:36:35,724
- So good.
- Meanwhile, you need a new roadie.
719
00:36:35,726 --> 00:36:36,858
Tomorrow.
720
00:36:36,860 --> 00:36:38,360
What do you mean?
You're not coming?
721
00:36:38,362 --> 00:36:41,429
No, of course not.
722
00:36:41,431 --> 00:36:43,465
I'm, you know, a schoolteacher.
723
00:36:43,467 --> 00:36:44,798
I teach maths.
724
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:45,967
I can't suddenly manage
725
00:36:45,969 --> 00:36:47,936
Ed Sheeran's support act.
726
00:36:47,938 --> 00:36:49,737
Yeah, maybe you can, though.
727
00:36:49,739 --> 00:36:52,273
Um... yeah.
728
00:36:52,275 --> 00:36:54,275
Well, I certainly can't do it
this Tuesday.
729
00:36:54,277 --> 00:36:56,778
'Cause we've got a parent-
teacher's evening at 6:45.
730
00:36:56,780 --> 00:36:58,579
And, although I like you, I...
731
00:36:58,581 --> 00:37:01,483
I don't like you enough to let
down the whole of year ten.
732
00:37:01,485 --> 00:37:04,318
- Right. Okay.
- Sorry.
733
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:06,021
Lucy, Ellie's resigned
from her post.
734
00:37:06,023 --> 00:37:08,889
Do you fancy being my roadie
in Moscow on Tuesday?
735
00:37:08,891 --> 00:37:10,925
Sorry. Would love to,
736
00:37:10,927 --> 00:37:12,827
but we've got rehearsals
for the school play.
737
00:37:12,829 --> 00:37:14,362
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay.
738
00:37:14,364 --> 00:37:17,065
Let's think, plan C.
739
00:37:17,067 --> 00:37:19,400
- Oh, no.
- What?
740
00:37:19,402 --> 00:37:21,369
I've had an idea.
It's a very bad idea.
741
00:37:21,371 --> 00:37:22,771
♪ Mm-mm-mm ♪
742
00:37:22,773 --> 00:37:25,907
♪ Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I ♪
743
00:37:25,909 --> 00:37:27,775
♪ I'm in love with your body ♪
744
00:37:27,777 --> 00:37:30,878
♪ Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I ♪
745
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:33,347
♪ I'm in love with your body ♪
746
00:37:33,349 --> 00:37:34,983
♪ Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I ♪
747
00:37:34,985 --> 00:37:36,450
Hi.
748
00:37:36,452 --> 00:37:37,686
♪ I'm in love with
the shape of you. ♪
749
00:37:37,688 --> 00:37:38,887
- Welcome aboard.
- Hey. Oh. - Hey.
750
00:37:38,889 --> 00:37:41,055
- How you doing, man?
- Hey!
751
00:37:41,057 --> 00:37:41,889
- Here he is.
- Hey.
752
00:37:41,891 --> 00:37:44,394
Hello, Mr. Sheeran.
My name's Rocky.
753
00:37:44,827 --> 00:37:45,827
And y-you can call me
whatever you like.
754
00:37:45,829 --> 00:37:47,461
"Handsome" always works well.
755
00:37:47,463 --> 00:37:49,664
No.
756
00:37:49,666 --> 00:37:53,001
Only kidding, no, it was just...
Rock... just call me Rocky.
757
00:37:53,003 --> 00:37:54,601
- Nice to meet you, Rocky.
- Yeah.
758
00:37:54,603 --> 00:37:56,070
Um, Jack, you and Rocky
are at the back there.
759
00:37:56,072 --> 00:37:59,106
And listen, um, tonight,
it's small and intimate.
760
00:37:59,108 --> 00:38:00,974
Don't worry.
Nothing to be worried about.
761
00:38:00,976 --> 00:38:02,711
- Okay.
- Cool. - All right.
762
00:38:02,713 --> 00:38:04,445
- Love your work, man.
- Thank you.
763
00:38:04,447 --> 00:38:06,046
- Especially the rapping.
- Really?
764
00:38:06,048 --> 00:38:07,414
No, I'm only kidding.
765
00:38:09,885 --> 00:38:12,554
No, leave it to the brothers,
that'd be my advice.
766
00:38:12,556 --> 00:38:15,889
Gingers and rap...
sounds a bit crap.
767
00:38:15,891 --> 00:38:19,728
Well, you may be right.
Enjoy your flight.
768
00:38:19,730 --> 00:38:21,829
Oh, here he is.
769
00:38:21,831 --> 00:38:23,130
Wait a minute!
770
00:38:23,132 --> 00:38:24,766
All right, um...
771
00:38:24,768 --> 00:38:29,637
uh, I think it will be neat
if I take my seat.
772
00:38:29,639 --> 00:38:31,942
Boom. Victory.
773
00:38:39,449 --> 00:38:41,383
♪ Gonna fly to the... ♪
774
00:38:41,385 --> 00:38:42,550
Champagne?
775
00:38:42,552 --> 00:38:44,686
Oh, yes, please.
Thank you.
776
00:38:44,688 --> 00:38:45,854
Champagne, sir?
777
00:38:45,856 --> 00:38:48,123
Um, have you got Coke?
778
00:38:48,125 --> 00:38:49,891
Sorry?
779
00:38:49,893 --> 00:38:52,394
Oh, right, yeah.
Pepsi, please.
780
00:38:52,396 --> 00:38:54,396
Of course, sir.
781
00:38:56,565 --> 00:38:58,932
♪ Back in the US,
back in the US ♪
782
00:38:58,934 --> 00:39:01,436
♪ Back in the USSR ♪
783
00:39:01,438 --> 00:39:02,970
All right!
784
00:39:02,972 --> 00:39:06,541
♪ Well, the Ukraine girls
really knock me out ♪
785
00:39:06,543 --> 00:39:09,711
♪ They leave the West behind ♪
786
00:39:09,713 --> 00:39:13,014
♪ And the Moscow girls
make me sing and shout ♪
787
00:39:13,016 --> 00:39:18,153
♪ Georgia's always on my
mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mind ♪
788
00:39:18,155 --> 00:39:20,021
All right, Moscow!
789
00:39:24,728 --> 00:39:27,461
♪ Whoo-oo-oo ♪
790
00:39:27,463 --> 00:39:28,496
Sing it with me!
791
00:39:28,498 --> 00:39:31,833
♪ Whoo-oo-oo ♪
792
00:39:31,835 --> 00:39:32,900
♪ Whoo-oo-oo ♪
793
00:39:32,902 --> 00:39:34,869
Louder than that!
794
00:39:34,871 --> 00:39:36,470
♪ Whoo-oo-oo ♪
795
00:39:36,472 --> 00:39:37,704
Louder!
796
00:39:37,706 --> 00:39:40,842
♪ Whoo-oo-oo ♪
797
00:39:40,844 --> 00:39:44,711
♪ Whoo-oo-oo ♪
798
00:39:44,713 --> 00:39:47,782
♪ Whoo-oo-oo ♪
799
00:39:47,784 --> 00:39:52,954
♪ Whoo-oo-oo, whoo-oo-oo ♪
800
00:39:54,557 --> 00:39:59,026
♪ Whoo-oo-oo, whoo-oo-oo ♪
801
00:39:59,028 --> 00:40:02,162
♪ Back in the USSR ♪
802
00:40:02,164 --> 00:40:05,800
♪ You don't know
how lucky you are, boys ♪
803
00:40:05,802 --> 00:40:08,936
♪ Back in the USSR. ♪
804
00:40:17,614 --> 00:40:19,646
Cheers.
805
00:40:19,648 --> 00:40:21,516
Okay, Moscow,
806
00:40:21,518 --> 00:40:26,253
it was Jack Malik!
807
00:40:28,925 --> 00:40:31,492
And now are you ready
808
00:40:31,494 --> 00:40:34,795
for Ed Sheeran?!
809
00:40:39,635 --> 00:40:42,570
On a three-hour plane journey,
without a guitar?
810
00:40:42,572 --> 00:40:44,838
Yeah.
811
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:46,574
'Cause I thought
we were going to Russia,
812
00:40:46,576 --> 00:40:48,108
so I should write a song
about Russia.
813
00:40:48,110 --> 00:40:50,211
Yeah, that... I just,
I thought it was really cool
814
00:40:50,213 --> 00:40:51,778
that you called it "USSR,"
you know?
815
00:40:51,780 --> 00:40:53,046
It probably stopped
being called that
816
00:40:53,048 --> 00:40:54,115
before you were born.
817
00:40:54,117 --> 00:40:55,916
Yeah.
818
00:40:55,918 --> 00:40:57,552
Amazing, man.
819
00:40:57,554 --> 00:40:59,753
- Loved that USSR track.
- Thanks.
820
00:40:59,755 --> 00:41:01,956
Right. I've got an idea.
821
00:41:01,958 --> 00:41:04,791
Everyone, I think we can all
agree that we're impressed
822
00:41:04,793 --> 00:41:06,193
with Jack's songwriting talent,
right?
823
00:41:06,195 --> 00:41:07,896
- Whoo-hoo!
- So, here's the plan.
824
00:41:07,898 --> 00:41:10,898
I'm gonna go out that door,
Jack's gonna go out this door.
825
00:41:10,900 --> 00:41:14,101
And whoever writes the
best song in ten minutes, wins.
826
00:41:15,804 --> 00:41:16,970
What's the prize?
827
00:41:16,972 --> 00:41:19,706
No prize.
Just being the best songwriter.
828
00:41:19,708 --> 00:41:24,244
Jack "Back in the USSR" Malik,
are you in?
829
00:41:24,246 --> 00:41:26,548
- Okay.
- Okay.
830
00:41:26,550 --> 00:41:27,648
And it can't be anything
you've written before.
831
00:41:27,650 --> 00:41:28,849
Like, nothing
in your bottom drawer.
832
00:41:28,851 --> 00:41:30,117
Has to be new, tonight.
833
00:41:30,119 --> 00:41:31,952
- Right.
- Cool.
834
00:41:31,954 --> 00:41:33,621
- Fun.
- I still,
835
00:41:33,623 --> 00:41:35,155
still think
there should be a prize, Ed.
836
00:41:35,157 --> 00:41:38,293
I mean, with all his money,
he could afford a tenner.
837
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,601
Ladies and gentlemen,
838
00:41:46,603 --> 00:41:50,104
we are gathered here tonight
to witness an epic battle.
839
00:41:50,106 --> 00:41:51,305
In the blue corner,
840
00:41:51,307 --> 00:41:52,974
Sir Ed Sheeran!
841
00:41:54,344 --> 00:41:57,845
♪ Broken hearts can find a love
to make them whole ♪
842
00:41:57,847 --> 00:41:59,780
♪ Anywhere ♪
843
00:41:59,782 --> 00:42:05,954
♪ She said we are penguins
on the ice ♪
844
00:42:05,956 --> 00:42:10,224
♪ We're not meant to fly,
but God knows we can try ♪
845
00:42:10,226 --> 00:42:14,862
♪ Well, I see a hope
that's in your eyes ♪
846
00:42:14,864 --> 00:42:17,798
♪ Well, can you see
the love in mine? ♪
847
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:20,367
And now,
848
00:42:20,369 --> 00:42:23,670
the soon-to-be defeated,
Mr. Jack Malik!
849
00:42:26,809 --> 00:42:30,980
♪ The long and winding road ♪
850
00:42:33,048 --> 00:42:38,788
♪ That leads to your door ♪
851
00:42:42,157 --> 00:42:45,862
♪ Will never disappear ♪
852
00:42:48,398 --> 00:42:52,303
♪ I've seen that road before ♪
853
00:42:55,338 --> 00:42:59,009
♪ It always leads me here ♪
854
00:43:01,110 --> 00:43:06,414
♪ Lead me to your door ♪
855
00:43:06,416 --> 00:43:10,318
♪ Many times I've been alone ♪
856
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:13,887
♪ And many times I've cried ♪
857
00:43:13,889 --> 00:43:16,090
♪ Any way you'll never know ♪
858
00:43:16,092 --> 00:43:18,860
♪ The many ways I've tried ♪
859
00:43:18,862 --> 00:43:25,066
♪ But still they lead me back ♪
860
00:43:25,068 --> 00:43:27,834
♪ To the long ♪
861
00:43:27,836 --> 00:43:30,340
♪ And winding road ♪
862
00:43:33,909 --> 00:43:36,846
♪ You left me standing here ♪
863
00:43:39,782 --> 00:43:44,822
♪ A long, long time ago ♪
864
00:43:47,190 --> 00:43:50,860
♪ Don't leave me waiting here ♪
865
00:43:53,762 --> 00:43:58,701
♪ Lead me to your door. ♪
866
00:44:14,184 --> 00:44:17,452
So, the vote!
867
00:44:17,454 --> 00:44:20,354
Nope, no vote. No vote.
868
00:44:20,356 --> 00:44:21,923
No. That was, uh,
869
00:44:21,925 --> 00:44:25,392
an interesting moment.
870
00:44:25,394 --> 00:44:27,360
I was always told that
there would be someone
871
00:44:27,362 --> 00:44:28,996
who came along that was
a lot better than me,
872
00:44:28,998 --> 00:44:32,300
and you are definitely
better than me, Jack.
873
00:44:32,302 --> 00:44:34,469
Yeah, wow.
That was, uh,
874
00:44:34,471 --> 00:44:36,503
one of the best songs
I've heard in my life.
875
00:44:36,505 --> 00:44:38,840
I mean, these things
are complicated.
876
00:44:38,842 --> 00:44:40,842
Yeah.
877
00:44:40,844 --> 00:44:44,010
Obviously not complicated
for you, though, right?
878
00:44:44,012 --> 00:44:45,813
I think I'm gonna go to bed.
879
00:44:45,815 --> 00:44:48,014
Someone should probably shag
him while they have the chance.
880
00:44:48,016 --> 00:44:49,516
- Yeah.
- Pick me, Jack!
881
00:44:49,518 --> 00:44:50,851
You're definitely Mozart, mate.
882
00:44:50,853 --> 00:44:52,920
And I'm definitely Salieri.
883
00:44:52,922 --> 00:44:54,090
Night, Jack.
884
00:44:59,496 --> 00:45:01,061
Hi.
885
00:45:01,063 --> 00:45:03,463
I'm Debra Hammer.
886
00:45:03,465 --> 00:45:05,432
I'm Ed's manager.
887
00:45:05,434 --> 00:45:07,168
We should talk.
888
00:45:07,170 --> 00:45:09,202
Yeah. I... Well, I g... I mean,
889
00:45:09,204 --> 00:45:11,171
- I've kind of got a manager back home.
- Oh?
890
00:45:11,173 --> 00:45:12,405
No, but, but no,
but we should talk.
891
00:45:12,407 --> 00:45:15,175
- Yeah.
- Okay, great.
892
00:45:15,177 --> 00:45:16,778
That's great.
893
00:45:16,780 --> 00:45:18,211
Uh... good.
894
00:45:18,213 --> 00:45:20,148
Have a good night.
I'll see you in Los Angeles.
895
00:45:20,150 --> 00:45:21,782
In Los Angeles?
896
00:45:21,784 --> 00:45:24,985
Yeah, well, we, we need you
to come to L.A.
897
00:45:24,987 --> 00:45:29,791
See, we pay and then you come
and you write songs
898
00:45:29,793 --> 00:45:32,860
and then we release them,
and you make a ton of money.
899
00:45:32,862 --> 00:45:35,396
And then we take most of it.
900
00:45:38,434 --> 00:45:40,200
Okay.
901
00:45:40,202 --> 00:45:42,003
I have a question.
902
00:45:42,005 --> 00:45:44,041
Is this the best
that you can look?
903
00:45:46,442 --> 00:45:48,208
We'll figure it out.
904
00:45:48,210 --> 00:45:49,779
Gorgeous.
905
00:45:52,047 --> 00:45:54,548
Ellie, Ellie, Ellie!
906
00:45:54,550 --> 00:45:57,918
Oh, well, in my capacity as Jack's
907
00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:00,420
former musical mentor,
stroke manager,
908
00:46:00,422 --> 00:46:02,289
stroke roadie, stroke driver...
909
00:46:02,291 --> 00:46:03,925
'Cause he can't even drive.
910
00:46:03,927 --> 00:46:05,525
- Ooh!
- Loser! Loser!
911
00:46:05,527 --> 00:46:07,295
I did try to teach you.
I did try to teach you.
912
00:46:07,297 --> 00:46:09,597
- Honestly, no, you can have the job back.
- No, thanks.
913
00:46:09,599 --> 00:46:12,200
Why would anyone ever leave Suffolk
914
00:46:12,202 --> 00:46:13,534
before the day they die?
915
00:46:15,038 --> 00:46:18,606
Right, but if you must go
to Los Angeles
916
00:46:18,608 --> 00:46:21,508
- and hang out with perverts and drug addicts...
- I must.
917
00:46:21,510 --> 00:46:23,211
...then we wish you
good luck and success.
918
00:46:23,213 --> 00:46:25,847
Or, even better, failure
919
00:46:25,849 --> 00:46:27,380
and a swift return.
920
00:46:27,382 --> 00:46:29,050
Failure and a swift return!
921
00:46:29,052 --> 00:46:31,454
Yay!
922
00:46:34,456 --> 00:46:36,356
Will you miss me, Jack?
923
00:46:36,358 --> 00:46:38,025
Course I'll miss you.
924
00:46:38,027 --> 00:46:40,394
Hey.
925
00:46:40,396 --> 00:46:41,398
Of course I'll miss you.
926
00:46:44,500 --> 00:46:47,871
You're leaving, so...
I can ask you anything.
927
00:46:55,911 --> 00:46:58,181
How did I get
in the wrong column?
928
00:47:00,250 --> 00:47:02,249
How did I get in
929
00:47:02,251 --> 00:47:05,188
the "friend, manager, roadie"
column, inst...
930
00:47:07,456 --> 00:47:10,993
...instead of the
"And I Love Her" column?
931
00:47:13,262 --> 00:47:16,030
What are you doing up there?
932
00:47:16,032 --> 00:47:18,465
Come on. If you don't
come downstairs soon,
933
00:47:18,467 --> 00:47:20,233
your mum will be too drunk
to make her speech.
934
00:47:20,235 --> 00:47:21,438
- Jack!
- Coming, Ellie Wellie?
935
00:47:22,572 --> 00:47:25,273
- Yeah.
- Come on down, my baby bunny, we miss you!
936
00:47:25,275 --> 00:47:27,575
- Jack!
- Ellie! - Jack! -Jack!
937
00:47:27,577 --> 00:47:29,309
Jackie, what are you
doing up there?
938
00:47:29,311 --> 00:47:31,512
Oh, God.
Are those definitely columns?
939
00:47:31,514 --> 00:47:34,347
Jack!
940
00:47:34,349 --> 00:47:36,217
Well, a girl can certainly
tell the difference.
941
00:47:38,221 --> 00:47:40,021
- Jack!
- It...
942
00:47:40,023 --> 00:47:41,554
Actually, seriously,
it is getting a bit grim,
943
00:47:41,556 --> 00:47:43,624
so you may wanna,
uh, uh, come down.
944
00:47:43,626 --> 00:47:45,927
- Come on!
- We miss you!
945
00:47:45,929 --> 00:47:48,662
Jack!
946
00:47:48,664 --> 00:47:53,668
Wow, Ellie. That's...
947
00:47:53,670 --> 00:47:56,070
- big news on a big night.
- Ellie!
948
00:47:56,072 --> 00:47:58,405
Jack, get down here now, mate!
949
00:47:58,407 --> 00:48:00,407
Jack!
950
00:48:00,409 --> 00:48:03,077
Come on!
951
00:48:04,380 --> 00:48:08,184
Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack...
952
00:48:10,186 --> 00:48:13,554
Jack!
953
00:48:22,030 --> 00:48:23,463
♪ Here comes the sun ♪
954
00:48:23,465 --> 00:48:25,633
♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
955
00:48:25,635 --> 00:48:29,269
♪ Here comes the sun,
and I say ♪
956
00:48:29,271 --> 00:48:31,275
♪ It's all right ♪
957
00:48:33,041 --> 00:48:34,976
Get it!
958
00:48:34,978 --> 00:48:36,376
- Oh, oh, oh!
- ♪ Sun, sun, sun ♪
959
00:48:36,378 --> 00:48:38,081
♪ Here it comes ♪
960
00:48:39,548 --> 00:48:44,552
♪ Sun, sun, sun,
here it comes ♪
961
00:48:44,554 --> 00:48:46,619
- ...cute vegan place down the street, I love it.
- Ladies.
962
00:48:46,621 --> 00:48:51,659
♪ Sun, sun, sun,
here it comes. ♪
963
00:48:51,661 --> 00:48:54,628
Jack Malik.
964
00:48:54,630 --> 00:48:58,365
Welcome to
my little beach shack.
965
00:48:58,367 --> 00:49:01,068
Thank you
for coming all this way.
966
00:49:01,070 --> 00:49:04,271
Good to see you. Well...
967
00:49:04,273 --> 00:49:08,175
- you're not very attractive.
- No.
968
00:49:08,177 --> 00:49:10,244
- You're out of shape.
- Yes.
969
00:49:10,246 --> 00:49:12,380
You're skinny,
yet, somehow, round.
970
00:49:12,382 --> 00:49:13,583
Uh-huh.
971
00:49:14,684 --> 00:49:17,784
You have been profoundly
unsuccessful for ten years.
972
00:49:17,786 --> 00:49:21,222
- Yep.
- And until about a month ago,
973
00:49:21,224 --> 00:49:23,289
we'd call you
a complete failure.
974
00:49:23,291 --> 00:49:25,726
Well, that's not quite
how I'd put it, but...
975
00:49:25,728 --> 00:49:28,128
- We would say that you were a complete failure.
- Yeah.
976
00:49:28,130 --> 00:49:29,563
Sit, please.
977
00:49:29,565 --> 00:49:33,200
But now, now...
978
00:49:33,202 --> 00:49:36,737
you've hit an extraordinary
songwriting groove,
979
00:49:36,739 --> 00:49:39,340
and you want to be the biggest
star in the world.
980
00:49:39,342 --> 00:49:42,443
- Well, mmm...
- "Yes" is the answer to that question.
981
00:49:42,445 --> 00:49:43,443
Well, yes, I guess.
982
00:49:43,445 --> 00:49:45,445
Not, "Well, yes, I guess."
983
00:49:45,447 --> 00:49:46,983
"Yes."
984
00:49:48,518 --> 00:49:49,650
I guess.
985
00:49:52,621 --> 00:49:56,590
Buddy, what I'm offering you,
986
00:49:56,592 --> 00:49:59,726
is the great and glorious
poisoned chalice
987
00:49:59,728 --> 00:50:03,097
of money and fame.
988
00:50:03,099 --> 00:50:05,099
If you don't want to drink it,
989
00:50:05,101 --> 00:50:07,333
which I would understand,
990
00:50:07,335 --> 00:50:11,771
go back and have a warm beer
in little, bonny England.
991
00:50:11,773 --> 00:50:14,508
If you do want to drink it,
992
00:50:14,510 --> 00:50:19,313
I need to hear you say,
"Debra, I'm so thirsty.
993
00:50:19,315 --> 00:50:21,751
Give me the goddamn chalice."
994
00:50:22,851 --> 00:50:25,721
So, which is it?
995
00:50:26,822 --> 00:50:28,789
I'll take the chalice.
996
00:50:31,226 --> 00:50:33,094
Yeah.
997
00:50:33,096 --> 00:50:36,863
♪ You're asking me
will my love grow ♪
998
00:50:36,865 --> 00:50:40,101
♪ I don't know ♪
999
00:50:40,103 --> 00:50:42,639
♪ I... don't know ♪
1000
00:50:45,307 --> 00:50:48,742
♪ Stick around now,
it may show ♪
1001
00:50:48,744 --> 00:50:52,713
♪ I don't know ♪
1002
00:50:52,715 --> 00:50:57,320
♪ I... don't know. ♪
1003
00:51:00,322 --> 00:51:02,389
Yeah. I'm feeling that.
1004
00:51:02,391 --> 00:51:03,757
Okay, what's next?
1005
00:51:03,759 --> 00:51:06,559
Um, it's called
"A Hard Day's Night."
1006
00:51:06,561 --> 00:51:07,661
All right.
1007
00:51:07,663 --> 00:51:08,597
What does that mean?
1008
00:51:09,699 --> 00:51:12,566
Um, I'm not quite sure yet.
1009
00:51:12,568 --> 00:51:14,504
Okay, we're
rolling when you're ready.
1010
00:51:16,271 --> 00:51:17,637
Stop, stop.
Something's missing.
1011
00:51:17,639 --> 00:51:21,275
It-it's the guitar,
it has to gently weep more.
1012
00:51:23,679 --> 00:51:25,612
That's it!
That's my baby!
1013
00:51:25,614 --> 00:51:28,282
- Yes! Yes!
- Yeah? Good.
1014
00:51:28,284 --> 00:51:31,284
♪ I'm gonna sing
this summer song ♪
1015
00:51:31,286 --> 00:51:34,921
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
1016
00:51:34,923 --> 00:51:38,325
♪ I'm gonna sing
all summer long. ♪
1017
00:51:38,327 --> 00:51:41,427
- Okay. The first one...
- "Here Comes the Sun."
1018
00:51:41,429 --> 00:51:43,563
Is... Yeah, yeah.
That's amazing.
1019
00:51:43,565 --> 00:51:45,331
Whoo.
1020
00:51:45,333 --> 00:51:47,267
- And the second one...
- My personal favorite.
1021
00:51:47,269 --> 00:51:49,670
- "The Summer Song."
- "The Summer Song."
1022
00:51:49,672 --> 00:51:51,204
That is...
1023
00:51:51,206 --> 00:51:54,909
it's simple without
being charming.
1024
00:51:54,911 --> 00:51:56,709
I'm struggling
to find the words.
1025
00:51:56,711 --> 00:51:58,778
I hated it, but n...
1026
00:51:58,780 --> 00:52:02,615
I wasn't interested in it
enough to listen to it again
1027
00:52:02,617 --> 00:52:04,253
to find out why.
1028
00:52:05,887 --> 00:52:08,621
Yeah, bin it.
1029
00:52:08,623 --> 00:52:11,592
Yeah. Reject.
1030
00:52:11,594 --> 00:52:13,293
Thank you, Rocky.
1031
00:52:13,295 --> 00:52:15,195
Times like this, I wish
1032
00:52:15,197 --> 00:52:16,463
I hadn't given up smoking.
1033
00:52:16,465 --> 00:52:19,733
I could just murder
a cigarette.
1034
00:52:19,735 --> 00:52:21,802
Yeah.
1035
00:52:21,804 --> 00:52:23,706
What's a "cigarette"?
1036
00:52:25,807 --> 00:52:28,144
What?
1037
00:52:37,652 --> 00:52:39,889
Wow.
1038
00:52:43,925 --> 00:52:47,795
Uh... oh, yes, Jack,
this is Hilary.
1039
00:52:47,797 --> 00:52:50,231
She's gonna be working
with you on your image.
1040
00:52:50,233 --> 00:52:51,932
Do I have to have an image?
1041
00:52:51,934 --> 00:52:53,666
Well, if you don't
have an image,
1042
00:52:53,668 --> 00:52:57,438
- then the lack of image becomes an image.
- Right.
1043
00:52:57,440 --> 00:52:59,273
And the music sounds so joyful.
1044
00:52:59,275 --> 00:53:01,976
It'd be a shame to let it down
by you being so...
1045
00:53:01,978 --> 00:53:04,878
- off-putting.
- Mm-hmm.
1046
00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:07,514
I can see how you two
might be friends.
1047
00:53:08,851 --> 00:53:10,416
Yeah, yeah.
1048
00:53:10,418 --> 00:53:11,818
So, here...
Okay, here's the plan.
1049
00:53:11,820 --> 00:53:13,954
We're gonna take
the five best songs,
1050
00:53:13,956 --> 00:53:16,690
we'll put them online, right?
1051
00:53:16,692 --> 00:53:19,492
No visuals, just the music.
1052
00:53:19,494 --> 00:53:21,961
The enigma of Jack Malik.
1053
00:53:21,963 --> 00:53:24,999
And then,
we wait until we've...
1054
00:53:25,001 --> 00:53:27,001
fixed all of this,
1055
00:53:27,003 --> 00:53:28,568
and we release
1056
00:53:28,570 --> 00:53:30,637
an astonishing,
1057
00:53:30,639 --> 00:53:36,476
era-defining double album that
changes popular music forever.
1058
00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:42,983
♪ Boy, you're gonna
carry that weight ♪
1059
00:53:42,985 --> 00:53:47,224
♪ Carry that weight
a long time ♪
1060
00:53:48,858 --> 00:53:54,795
♪ Boy, you're gonna
carry that weight ♪
1061
00:53:54,797 --> 00:53:59,800
♪ Carry that weight
a long time ♪
1062
00:54:04,940 --> 00:54:06,706
#JackMalik.
1063
00:54:06,708 --> 00:54:08,409
#SheLovesYou.
1064
00:54:08,411 --> 00:54:10,811
I always knew he was a star,
right from the start.
1065
00:54:10,813 --> 00:54:13,347
We were very much neck and neck
in the earlier days.
1066
00:54:13,349 --> 00:54:14,981
We were both entertainers.
1067
00:54:14,983 --> 00:54:18,084
"Yesterday."
1068
00:54:18,086 --> 00:54:19,588
Me say more fans.
Me say Jacko!
1069
00:54:20,789 --> 00:54:22,789
The producer of the now-famous
"Warehouse Tapes," Gavin.
1070
00:54:22,791 --> 00:54:25,092
Absolutely and utterly the,
the best moment of my life.
1071
00:54:25,094 --> 00:54:27,594
Basically,
we seem to be talking
1072
00:54:27,596 --> 00:54:29,796
about the Shakespeare
of pop music.
1073
00:54:29,798 --> 00:54:31,398
These songs,
there's only five of them,
1074
00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:32,398
but they break new ground.
We've never heard
1075
00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:33,566
anything like this before.
1076
00:54:33,568 --> 00:54:34,735
- We want more.
- But we definitely need to hear more.
1077
00:54:34,737 --> 00:54:37,474
- More songs. More, more...
- Write more new songs, Jack.
1078
00:54:38,740 --> 00:54:40,907
The best
album ever. No question.
1079
00:54:44,980 --> 00:54:48,081
♪ Eleanor Rigby,
sits in the church ♪
1080
00:54:48,083 --> 00:54:51,918
♪ In the night
where the wedding has been... ♪
1081
00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:53,454
No.
1082
00:54:53,456 --> 00:54:54,624
♪ Look at her working ♪
1083
00:54:55,690 --> 00:54:58,458
♪ Darning her socks
in the night when the... ♪
1084
00:54:58,460 --> 00:55:00,026
There's rice in there,
somewhere.
1085
00:55:00,028 --> 00:55:01,695
Picks up the rice, picks up
the rice, picks up the rice.
1086
00:55:01,697 --> 00:55:02,996
♪ Picks up the rice
in the church ♪
1087
00:55:02,998 --> 00:55:05,032
♪ Where a wedding has been ♪
1088
00:55:05,034 --> 00:55:06,336
♪ Lives in a dream ♪
1089
00:55:07,336 --> 00:55:08,371
Where does she
darn the bloody socks?
1090
00:55:09,105 --> 00:55:09,739
Father McKenzie,
Father McKenzie!
1091
00:55:10,873 --> 00:55:13,407
♪ Father McKenzie, darning
his socks in the night ♪
1092
00:55:13,409 --> 00:55:14,441
♪ Darning his socks...
Dar... ♪
1093
00:55:14,443 --> 00:55:16,476
Oh, God.
1094
00:55:16,478 --> 00:55:18,679
When are we gonna get to
"all the lonely people"?
1095
00:55:18,681 --> 00:55:19,979
♪ All the lonely people ♪
1096
00:55:19,981 --> 00:55:22,715
♪ Where do they all c... ♪
1097
00:55:27,123 --> 00:55:30,490
I need to go to Liverpool
as soon as possible.
1098
00:55:30,492 --> 00:55:32,959
I think it could be inspiring.
1099
00:55:32,961 --> 00:55:35,528
Do you want me to tell you
the name of 50 places on Earth
1100
00:55:35,530 --> 00:55:38,030
more inspiring than Liverpool?
1101
00:55:38,032 --> 00:55:40,400
- Starting with Shitsville, USA.
- No, thank you.
1102
00:55:40,402 --> 00:55:41,802
Would you like me to tell you
1103
00:55:41,804 --> 00:55:44,137
the reasons that you can't go
next week?
1104
00:55:44,139 --> 00:55:47,106
Like having lunch with Ernesto,
the head of Universal Music,
1105
00:55:47,108 --> 00:55:48,641
on whom your life depends.
1106
00:55:48,643 --> 00:55:50,711
Like actually
finishing the damn album.
1107
00:55:50,713 --> 00:55:52,713
Like picking the damn name
for the damn album.
1108
00:55:52,715 --> 00:55:54,581
Like doing the damn videos
for the damn album, damn it.
1109
00:55:54,583 --> 00:55:56,650
Okay, I will be back
by Saturday.
1110
00:55:56,652 --> 00:55:58,485
Friday!
1111
00:55:58,487 --> 00:56:03,190
Friday is you on The Late Late
Show with James Corden.
1112
00:56:03,192 --> 00:56:06,459
And Saturday is the Major
Marketing Meeting of Meetings.
1113
00:56:06,461 --> 00:56:08,061
Friday, you are presented
to the world.
1114
00:56:08,063 --> 00:56:10,798
Saturday, you are crowned.
1115
00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:12,499
Okay, Friday.
1116
00:56:12,501 --> 00:56:14,501
Is it actually called
"the Major Marketing Meeting
1117
00:56:14,503 --> 00:56:16,804
- of Meetings"?
- Yes, it's actually called that.
1118
00:56:16,806 --> 00:56:18,539
Yes.
1119
00:56:18,541 --> 00:56:21,008
What does Liverpool have
that L.A. doesn't?
1120
00:56:21,010 --> 00:56:25,746
Mo Salah, Cilla Black,
mushy peas, rain.
1121
00:56:25,748 --> 00:56:29,483
Home sweet home.
1122
00:56:29,485 --> 00:56:30,751
Rocky, you're not
from Liverpool, mate.
1123
00:56:30,753 --> 00:56:31,918
Nope. Never been here before.
1124
00:56:31,920 --> 00:56:32,952
Hey, Jack, Jack!
1125
00:56:34,489 --> 00:56:36,123
- Oh.
- Oh, my God.
1126
00:56:36,125 --> 00:56:38,224
Jack!
1127
00:56:38,226 --> 00:56:40,092
H-How did they know
we were here?
1128
00:56:40,094 --> 00:56:42,996
- In, in, in. Drive, drive!
- Come on.
1129
00:56:42,998 --> 00:56:44,764
Oh, my God, it's...
1130
00:56:44,766 --> 00:56:47,668
- Wait, Jack!
- Why won't you stop, mate?
1131
00:56:50,873 --> 00:56:54,476
There you go, guys,
Strawberry Field.
1132
00:57:08,190 --> 00:57:11,891
♪ Let me take you down ♪
1133
00:57:11,893 --> 00:57:14,862
♪ Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm. ♪
1134
00:57:14,864 --> 00:57:16,563
Now we're at Penny Lane.
1135
00:57:16,565 --> 00:57:18,664
What distinguishes it
from any other lane?
1136
00:57:18,666 --> 00:57:20,733
Just show some respect.
1137
00:57:20,735 --> 00:57:22,235
For what, exactly?
1138
00:57:22,237 --> 00:57:24,237
"Also Eleanor Rigby,
1139
00:57:24,239 --> 00:57:27,039
- the beloved wife of Thomas Woods."
- Yeah?
1140
00:57:27,041 --> 00:57:30,110
Friend? Relative? Wh...
1141
00:57:30,112 --> 00:57:31,945
♪ Eleanor Rigby... ♪
1142
00:57:31,947 --> 00:57:33,246
I always liked graveyards.
1143
00:57:33,248 --> 00:57:35,215
Lost my virginity in one,
actually.
1144
00:57:35,217 --> 00:57:37,818
♪ All the lonely people ♪
1145
00:57:37,820 --> 00:57:39,987
♪ Where do they all belong? ♪
1146
00:57:39,989 --> 00:57:41,722
♪ Eleanor Rigby ♪
1147
00:57:41,724 --> 00:57:42,923
♪ Picks up the rice
in the church ♪
1148
00:57:42,925 --> 00:57:44,157
♪ Where the wedding has been ♪
1149
00:57:44,159 --> 00:57:45,525
Yes!
1150
00:57:45,527 --> 00:57:46,793
♪ Lives in a dream ♪
1151
00:57:46,795 --> 00:57:49,061
♪ Father McKenzie,
writing the words ♪
1152
00:57:49,063 --> 00:57:51,298
♪ Of a sermon
that no one will hear ♪
1153
00:57:51,300 --> 00:57:53,867
♪ No one comes near ♪
1154
00:57:53,869 --> 00:57:56,836
Oh, come on, he's on fire!
1155
00:57:56,838 --> 00:57:58,070
Fireman!
1156
00:57:58,072 --> 00:57:59,972
There's a fireman
in "Penny Lane."
1157
00:57:59,974 --> 00:58:01,208
Jesus!
1158
00:58:01,210 --> 00:58:04,545
What?
1159
00:58:04,547 --> 00:58:06,713
- What?
- I'm sorry to disturb you, but you've got
1160
00:58:06,715 --> 00:58:08,651
- someone downstairs for you.
- What, really?
1161
00:58:14,023 --> 00:58:16,690
What are you doing here?
1162
00:58:16,692 --> 00:58:19,659
I was just passing by.
1163
00:58:19,661 --> 00:58:21,561
You live 370 miles away.
1164
00:58:21,563 --> 00:58:23,296
Yeah, you're right. Um...
1165
00:58:23,298 --> 00:58:24,634
I just...
1166
00:58:25,668 --> 00:58:26,836
I just, I thought it might
be nice to see you.
1167
00:58:27,769 --> 00:58:29,603
- What are you doing here?
- Um...
1168
00:58:29,605 --> 00:58:30,673
well, it's research.
1169
00:58:31,639 --> 00:58:33,606
It's, like,
a music industry thing. Yeah.
1170
00:58:33,608 --> 00:58:34,907
This is so great.
1171
00:58:34,909 --> 00:58:37,276
Um...
1172
00:58:38,646 --> 00:58:40,146
Are you hungry?
1173
00:58:40,148 --> 00:58:41,847
- As a big horse.
- Okay.
1174
00:58:41,849 --> 00:58:43,684
Oh, it feels like
you've been gone forever.
1175
00:58:43,686 --> 00:58:44,985
How are Nick and Carol?
1176
00:58:44,987 --> 00:58:46,954
- Very unhappy.
- Excellent.
1177
00:58:46,956 --> 00:58:48,854
I wouldn't know how to relate
to 'em if they actually got on.
1178
00:58:55,597 --> 00:58:56,865
I miss you.
1179
00:58:58,967 --> 00:59:01,901
I miss you.
1180
00:59:04,005 --> 00:59:05,771
Yes.
1181
00:59:05,773 --> 00:59:08,909
I am gonna have fish and chips.
1182
00:59:08,911 --> 00:59:09,979
But I'm on a diet.
1183
00:59:10,945 --> 00:59:12,746
So, salad instead of the fries.
1184
00:59:12,748 --> 00:59:14,981
I'll have the grilled salmon,
and again,
1185
00:59:14,983 --> 00:59:16,316
with a salad, no fries.
1186
00:59:16,318 --> 00:59:17,617
Anything else?
1187
00:59:17,619 --> 00:59:19,086
Maybe just a side of fries.
1188
00:59:19,088 --> 00:59:21,621
- Yeah, make that two. And lots more beers.
- Thanks.
1189
00:59:21,623 --> 00:59:23,289
I guess the girls are falling
over themselves
1190
00:59:23,291 --> 00:59:24,992
to sleep with you,
now you're a famous musician?
1191
00:59:24,994 --> 00:59:28,028
I'm not famous. And no, not yet.
1192
00:59:28,030 --> 00:59:30,162
Although there was one Russian.
1193
00:59:30,164 --> 00:59:32,132
That's nice.
Was she stocky?
1194
00:59:32,134 --> 00:59:34,233
Fairly stocky, yeah.
1195
00:59:34,235 --> 00:59:36,403
- Bar's closing. Can I get you anything else?
- No, thanks.
1196
00:59:36,405 --> 00:59:37,804
Maybe just a couple
of brandies.
1197
00:59:37,806 --> 00:59:39,405
And lots of chocolates.
1198
00:59:39,407 --> 00:59:40,907
What are we gonna do
when they throw us out?
1199
00:59:40,909 --> 00:59:43,876
I was thinking...
lots of ketamine.
1200
00:59:43,878 --> 00:59:46,045
- Mmm.
- And then, wandering the streets
1201
00:59:46,047 --> 00:59:48,749
of Liverpool, singing songs
we don't know the lyrics of.
1202
00:59:48,751 --> 00:59:51,751
Very loudly.
1203
00:59:51,753 --> 00:59:53,753
You've changed.
1204
00:59:56,358 --> 00:59:59,760
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh. ♪
1205
01:00:16,978 --> 01:00:18,114
Hello?
1206
01:00:22,150 --> 01:00:24,784
Whoo!
1207
01:00:24,786 --> 01:00:26,153
So, where's your room?
1208
01:00:26,155 --> 01:00:28,324
Oh, definitely,
definitely not on this floor.
1209
01:00:30,458 --> 01:00:32,458
Do-na-noo-na-noo-na.
1210
01:00:32,460 --> 01:00:34,695
- Da-na-na-do...
- Do-na-noo-na.
1211
01:00:37,900 --> 01:00:40,900
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
1212
01:00:40,902 --> 01:00:43,338
Hmm.
1213
01:00:48,110 --> 01:00:50,380
- Long pause.
- Yeah.
1214
01:00:52,481 --> 01:00:55,248
Have I messed up massively?
1215
01:00:55,250 --> 01:00:56,717
- Meaning what?
- Going away, and...
1216
01:00:56,719 --> 01:00:59,151
Oh, no. God, no.
1217
01:00:59,153 --> 01:01:01,787
What was the alternative?
1218
01:01:01,789 --> 01:01:04,224
This is the most wonderful
1219
01:01:04,226 --> 01:01:06,126
and exciting thing
in the world.
1220
01:01:10,733 --> 01:01:13,169
Can I maybe
turn out the light?
1221
01:01:15,237 --> 01:01:17,673
Maybe.
1222
01:01:46,168 --> 01:01:48,034
Mistake?
1223
01:01:48,036 --> 01:01:49,838
Probably.
1224
01:02:00,248 --> 01:02:02,983
Oh, my God, you just...
you touched my bottom.
1225
01:02:02,985 --> 01:02:05,851
You've never done that before.
1226
01:02:05,853 --> 01:02:07,186
Well, I imagine
we're gonna have to do
1227
01:02:07,188 --> 01:02:08,891
a lot of things
we've never done before.
1228
01:02:11,492 --> 01:02:13,492
Are you sure?
1229
01:02:13,494 --> 01:02:16,396
- And what about you?
- I asked first.
1230
01:02:16,398 --> 01:02:18,401
I really don't know.
1231
01:02:34,115 --> 01:02:37,217
Oh, okay.
1232
01:02:37,219 --> 01:02:39,119
So, maybe no.
1233
01:02:39,121 --> 01:02:40,287
No?
1234
01:02:40,289 --> 01:02:42,054
Um...
1235
01:02:42,056 --> 01:02:44,191
It's certainly not a mistake
coming up to Liverpool.
1236
01:02:44,193 --> 01:02:47,026
Certainly, um,
a lovely evening.
1237
01:02:47,028 --> 01:02:48,829
But I think, probably, it's...
1238
01:02:48,831 --> 01:02:52,365
- it's a mistake to go further.
- Okay.
1239
01:02:52,367 --> 01:02:55,034
I have a room of my own and...
1240
01:02:55,036 --> 01:02:57,170
and I think, um...
1241
01:02:57,172 --> 01:03:00,240
a one-night stand would be...
1242
01:03:00,242 --> 01:03:03,443
a strange new column
for me to be in, Jack.
1243
01:03:03,445 --> 01:03:06,479
Maybe it, it wouldn't be
a one-night stand.
1244
01:03:06,481 --> 01:03:08,248
Well, when are you going back
to America?
1245
01:03:08,250 --> 01:03:10,516
- Tomorrow.
- So that's one night.
1246
01:03:10,518 --> 01:03:13,552
It's the dictionary definition
of a one-night stand and...
1247
01:03:13,554 --> 01:03:17,023
it's not for me.
1248
01:03:31,172 --> 01:03:33,508
♪ I said maybe ♪
1249
01:03:35,443 --> 01:03:39,347
♪ You're gonna be the one
that saves me ♪
1250
01:03:40,414 --> 01:03:45,017
♪ And after all ♪
1251
01:03:45,019 --> 01:03:48,954
♪ You're my wonderwall... ♪
1252
01:03:53,661 --> 01:03:54,994
Rocky!
1253
01:03:54,996 --> 01:03:57,162
Rocky! Get up.
1254
01:03:57,164 --> 01:03:58,498
- Let's go!
- What? What? What?
1255
01:03:58,500 --> 01:04:00,032
We've gotta find Ellie!
1256
01:04:00,034 --> 01:04:01,400
- I know where she is.
- Where?
1257
01:04:01,402 --> 01:04:02,936
- In Suffolk, mate.
- No, she's not,
1258
01:04:02,938 --> 01:04:05,137
- she's in Liverpool, you numpty.
- Really?
1259
01:04:05,139 --> 01:04:06,305
That's a coincidence.
1260
01:04:06,307 --> 01:04:08,340
Uh, we...
1261
01:04:08,342 --> 01:04:09,976
You have got a guest,
Ellie Appleton.
1262
01:04:09,978 --> 01:04:12,378
Oh, yeah, we just ordered her
1263
01:04:12,380 --> 01:04:13,914
a taxi to the station.
1264
01:04:13,916 --> 01:04:15,115
Oh, Christ.
1265
01:04:15,117 --> 01:04:17,016
Uh, thank you very much.
1266
01:04:20,322 --> 01:04:22,289
Okay. No, no, no. Okay.
1267
01:04:22,291 --> 01:04:24,356
Double our chances... you go
that way, I'll go this way.
1268
01:04:24,358 --> 01:04:26,362
- Whoever gets there first, stops her.
- Okay.
1269
01:04:33,034 --> 01:04:36,036
- Oh, there you are.
- It's that way. It's that way.
1270
01:04:40,309 --> 01:04:42,008
I'm dying.
1271
01:04:42,010 --> 01:04:43,610
- Ellie. Elle.
- Oh, my God.
1272
01:04:43,612 --> 01:04:45,010
I hope she's worth it, mate.
1273
01:04:45,012 --> 01:04:48,113
Where's the...?
1274
01:04:48,115 --> 01:04:49,715
D-Does anyone know
what platform goes to London?
1275
01:04:49,717 --> 01:04:51,086
- Six. - Six.
- Eight.
1276
01:04:52,153 --> 01:04:53,021
- No, it's definitely six.
- Oh, yeah, no, it's six.
1277
01:04:53,688 --> 01:04:54,487
It's definitely six. Sorry.
1278
01:04:56,090 --> 01:04:58,258
Yes, yes, yes!
1279
01:04:58,260 --> 01:05:01,126
No, no, no, no, no, no!
1280
01:05:01,128 --> 01:05:05,432
No. No.
1281
01:05:07,469 --> 01:05:09,168
Come on, pick up.
Pick up.
1282
01:05:09,170 --> 01:05:12,204
- Hello?
- Hi, yes.
1283
01:05:12,206 --> 01:05:13,706
I-I came after you,
1284
01:05:13,708 --> 01:05:15,675
but I missed the train.
1285
01:05:15,677 --> 01:05:17,344
I'm sorry.
1286
01:05:17,346 --> 01:05:19,412
- We need to talk.
- Let's talk.
1287
01:05:19,414 --> 01:05:22,014
- Where are you?
- Right behind you.
1288
01:05:22,016 --> 01:05:23,048
Having a cheese
and tomato baguette
1289
01:05:23,050 --> 01:05:24,050
and a packet of crisps.
1290
01:05:30,057 --> 01:05:31,691
Jack, would it, would it be
1291
01:05:31,693 --> 01:05:33,360
annoying of me to point out
we should be
1292
01:05:33,362 --> 01:05:34,728
- heading for the airport?
- How long have we got?
1293
01:05:34,730 --> 01:05:36,532
Well, in real terms,
minus an hour.
1294
01:05:40,335 --> 01:05:43,269
Okay.
1295
01:05:43,271 --> 01:05:45,237
Rocky, this is completely not
a conversation you're part of.
1296
01:05:45,239 --> 01:05:46,305
- No, of course it's not.
- Yeah.
1297
01:05:46,307 --> 01:05:47,275
No, deeply private.
1298
01:05:48,143 --> 01:05:49,608
With your future happiness
at stake.
1299
01:05:49,610 --> 01:05:51,211
Right, did you two
sleep together last night?
1300
01:05:51,213 --> 01:05:53,012
- No.
- No. - What a waste.
1301
01:05:53,014 --> 01:05:54,546
Anyway, I'll keep an eye
on the clock.
1302
01:05:54,548 --> 01:05:56,518
You've got precisely
four minutes.
1303
01:05:59,621 --> 01:06:02,688
- So...
- So...
1304
01:06:02,690 --> 01:06:04,691
Um...
1305
01:06:04,693 --> 01:06:06,392
it's about last night.
1306
01:06:06,394 --> 01:06:09,262
What about it?
1307
01:06:09,264 --> 01:06:11,597
Well, it was almost
quite a moment.
1308
01:06:11,599 --> 01:06:13,666
And I woke up, and I panicked.
And I wanted to talk.
1309
01:06:13,668 --> 01:06:16,336
Okay, then talk.
1310
01:06:16,338 --> 01:06:18,338
Right.
1311
01:06:18,340 --> 01:06:21,508
So, um...
1312
01:06:21,510 --> 01:06:24,778
N...
'cause we...
1313
01:06:24,780 --> 01:06:26,412
And how do you think
it's going so far?
1314
01:06:26,414 --> 01:06:27,414
It's not great, but...
1315
01:06:27,416 --> 01:06:30,483
No, no, let me try and help.
1316
01:06:30,485 --> 01:06:34,354
You've had 20 years
to make your move.
1317
01:06:34,356 --> 01:06:38,191
Well, I couldn't exactly make
my move when I was seven.
1318
01:06:38,193 --> 01:06:41,126
Then you've had ten years.
1319
01:06:41,128 --> 01:06:44,229
Right. Well, we've always been
like brother and sister.
1320
01:06:44,231 --> 01:06:48,200
It's very bad indeed for...
1321
01:06:48,202 --> 01:06:50,202
for brothers and sisters
to have sex.
1322
01:06:50,204 --> 01:06:51,704
- Except that we're not brother and sister.
- No, exactly.
1323
01:06:51,706 --> 01:06:53,572
- Right, but...
- No, so...
1324
01:06:53,574 --> 01:06:56,842
I've been waiting half my life
1325
01:06:56,844 --> 01:06:59,114
for you to wake up and love me.
1326
01:07:02,583 --> 01:07:05,284
Having loved you
for half a lifetime,
1327
01:07:05,286 --> 01:07:06,619
I realized when you left,
1328
01:07:06,621 --> 01:07:08,521
that I had made a bad choice
doing that.
1329
01:07:10,492 --> 01:07:12,157
And now, it's got
even trickier because...
1330
01:07:12,159 --> 01:07:14,693
if...
1331
01:07:14,695 --> 01:07:16,695
When you were playing in pubs,
we were the perfect match.
1332
01:07:16,697 --> 01:07:18,565
But now...
1333
01:07:18,567 --> 01:07:20,733
I-I...
1334
01:07:20,735 --> 01:07:23,536
I'm an actual schoolteacher
in actual Lowestoft,
1335
01:07:23,538 --> 01:07:26,405
and you're the world's greatest
singer-songwriter.
1336
01:07:26,407 --> 01:07:28,608
- No, I'm not.
- Except that you probably are.
1337
01:07:28,610 --> 01:07:31,110
Okay. Two minutes, ladies
and gentlemen, two minutes.
1338
01:07:31,112 --> 01:07:33,847
Also, um...
Debra's on my phone for you.
1339
01:07:33,849 --> 01:07:35,548
Apparently, she's having dinner
with the head of the label
1340
01:07:35,550 --> 01:07:36,816
and you're meant to be
FaceTiming in, so...
1341
01:07:36,818 --> 01:07:37,816
Just go away, Rocky.
1342
01:07:37,818 --> 01:07:39,385
Okay. One minute, 53.
1343
01:07:39,387 --> 01:07:40,689
In the end, to you,
1344
01:07:41,889 --> 01:07:44,657
I'll always, really, just be
Ellie with the frizzy hair.
1345
01:07:44,659 --> 01:07:47,526
And Ellie from
the "Fun chum" column.
1346
01:07:47,528 --> 01:07:50,530
Ellie, who, for reasons
no one understands,
1347
01:07:50,532 --> 01:07:54,367
drives you around in her car.
1348
01:07:54,369 --> 01:07:56,536
So, just go and please
just catch your plane.
1349
01:07:57,838 --> 01:08:00,807
We haven't finished
the conversation.
1350
01:08:00,809 --> 01:08:03,909
Well, um, we have.
1351
01:08:03,911 --> 01:08:06,679
We have.
1352
01:08:06,681 --> 01:08:08,748
Unless...
1353
01:08:08,750 --> 01:08:11,851
in Liverpool Lime Street at...
1354
01:08:11,853 --> 01:08:15,255
11:14 on a Friday...
1355
01:08:15,257 --> 01:08:18,793
unless you choose to stay.
1356
01:08:26,368 --> 01:08:28,300
Jack.
1357
01:08:28,302 --> 01:08:30,536
Jack. You have to
get on the plane.
1358
01:08:30,538 --> 01:08:33,473
- What are you still doing in Liverpool?
- I can't stay today.
1359
01:08:33,475 --> 01:08:35,674
I've gotta do
The Late Late Show tomorrow,
1360
01:08:35,676 --> 01:08:37,576
and I've gotta do the
Marketing Meeting of Meetings
1361
01:08:37,578 --> 01:08:40,713
- and, oh, it's ridiculous...
- And that was your chance.
1362
01:08:40,715 --> 01:08:42,682
Now, quick, go.
1363
01:08:42,684 --> 01:08:44,153
Please, leave.
1364
01:08:45,319 --> 01:08:46,521
- Sorry.
- Hey, do you mind if I nick a couple of crisps
1365
01:08:47,622 --> 01:08:48,756
- for the journey?
- Look, I want you to be happy and,
1366
01:08:49,724 --> 01:08:52,458
and to make marvelous music.
I always have.
1367
01:08:52,460 --> 01:08:54,393
- No, not all the crisps!
- Okay.
1368
01:08:54,395 --> 01:08:55,861
Just go, go, go, go, go.
1369
01:08:55,863 --> 01:08:58,697
Your, your future is
o-out the door and to the left.
1370
01:08:58,699 --> 01:09:00,435
A taxi rank.
1371
01:09:06,440 --> 01:09:07,874
I'm sorry.
1372
01:09:07,876 --> 01:09:09,912
I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, I'm so...
1373
01:09:23,358 --> 01:09:25,592
Okay. Welcome to the Major
1374
01:09:25,594 --> 01:09:27,626
Marketing Meeting of Meetings.
1375
01:09:27,628 --> 01:09:31,464
So amazing to have Jack himself
right here in the building.
1376
01:09:31,466 --> 01:09:33,169
Give it up for Jack, y'all.
1377
01:09:37,372 --> 01:09:40,406
Now, uh, Jack, I,
1378
01:09:40,408 --> 01:09:42,709
I do believe I speak for
everyone in attendance today
1379
01:09:42,711 --> 01:09:44,744
when I say...
1380
01:09:44,746 --> 01:09:47,981
- it is the climax of our careers...
- Yes!
1381
01:09:47,983 --> 01:09:51,683
...to be working on this
mind-bending album with you.
1382
01:09:51,685 --> 01:09:53,352
Give it up, y'all.
1383
01:09:55,023 --> 01:09:57,322
Yeah!
1384
01:09:57,324 --> 01:09:59,491
You, you don't have to clap
every time.
1385
01:09:59,493 --> 01:10:00,660
But thanks very much.
1386
01:10:00,662 --> 01:10:02,262
Mr. Modesty!
1387
01:10:02,264 --> 01:10:04,563
- Give it up for modesty!
- No, seriously, d...
1388
01:10:04,565 --> 01:10:07,000
That's what he does
right off the top.
1389
01:10:07,002 --> 01:10:09,835
Now, as you all know,
the songs we released online
1390
01:10:09,837 --> 01:10:12,905
have created
unprecedented excitement.
1391
01:10:12,907 --> 01:10:13,973
Yes.
1392
01:10:13,975 --> 01:10:15,708
- Yes.
- No.
1393
01:10:15,710 --> 01:10:17,376
So, now upon us falls
1394
01:10:17,378 --> 01:10:20,946
the mighty task of packaging
everything together
1395
01:10:20,948 --> 01:10:24,683
into one single,
irresistible album.
1396
01:10:24,685 --> 01:10:27,586
Now, Jack came up with some
title suggestions himself
1397
01:10:27,588 --> 01:10:31,456
and, uh,
we worked on some of those.
1398
01:10:31,458 --> 01:10:33,459
You know, I especially
got a kick out of
1399
01:10:33,461 --> 01:10:36,896
Sergeant Pepper's
Lonely Hearts Club Band.
1400
01:10:36,898 --> 01:10:38,697
Yeah, that's...
1401
01:10:38,699 --> 01:10:40,433
It's okay to laugh,
'cause it's funny.
1402
01:10:40,435 --> 01:10:43,835
It is. It's, uh,
a lot of words, Jack.
1403
01:10:43,837 --> 01:10:46,938
But ultimately, in the end,
we just felt it was, uh,
1404
01:10:46,940 --> 01:10:49,075
uh, too confusing, right?
1405
01:10:49,077 --> 01:10:50,843
Too confusing. And, uh,
1406
01:10:50,845 --> 01:10:55,647
The White Album
has some diversity issues.
1407
01:10:55,649 --> 01:10:57,317
How?
1408
01:10:57,319 --> 01:11:00,452
That's a lot of white, Jack.
1409
01:11:00,454 --> 01:11:03,623
And I know you were
pretty enthusiastic
1410
01:11:03,625 --> 01:11:06,425
about Abbey Road.
I gotta say,
1411
01:11:06,427 --> 01:11:08,061
it didn't have a lot
going for it...
1412
01:11:08,063 --> 01:11:09,696
if I can put it to you
like that.
1413
01:11:09,698 --> 01:11:11,930
Uh, it's just a road,
with a bunch of people
1414
01:11:11,932 --> 01:11:13,933
driving down the wrong side
of the street.
1415
01:11:15,069 --> 01:11:16,537
That's not exactly
what I meant, but...
1416
01:11:17,704 --> 01:11:18,638
But we've been developing
some ideas of our own, now.
1417
01:11:18,640 --> 01:11:19,738
You know, we weren't just
sitting around.
1418
01:11:19,740 --> 01:11:23,476
We focused on the one thing
that makes this man here
1419
01:11:23,478 --> 01:11:27,513
unlike anyone else in the
entire world of music today.
1420
01:11:27,515 --> 01:11:31,084
No collaborators, no cowriters,
no samples, no steals, hmm?
1421
01:11:31,086 --> 01:11:33,652
No "featuring Cardi B,"
1422
01:11:33,654 --> 01:11:37,089
no "featuring Bieber."
1423
01:11:37,091 --> 01:11:40,893
Just the simple, pure genius...
1424
01:11:40,895 --> 01:11:42,527
of One Man Only.
1425
01:11:42,529 --> 01:11:44,731
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
1426
01:11:44,733 --> 01:11:49,501
And, as a second wave,
because of the miracle
1427
01:11:49,503 --> 01:11:52,504
that is One Man Only,
it's just this.
1428
01:11:52,506 --> 01:11:55,107
Just this.
1429
01:11:55,109 --> 01:11:57,376
Mmm, mmm. I know.
1430
01:11:57,378 --> 01:11:58,510
I know.
1431
01:11:58,512 --> 01:12:01,880
So, let Operation Jack begin!
1432
01:12:01,882 --> 01:12:03,116
Each week, a new song online.
1433
01:12:03,118 --> 01:12:04,817
Each week, a new TV show.
1434
01:12:04,819 --> 01:12:06,919
We start with Corden,
then we move to Kimmel,
1435
01:12:06,921 --> 01:12:08,720
then Fallon, then Colbert
1436
01:12:08,722 --> 01:12:12,090
and then Thursday Night Live!
1437
01:12:12,092 --> 01:12:13,558
Whoo!
1438
01:12:13,560 --> 01:12:15,861
Song, song, song.
Show, show, show.
1439
01:12:15,863 --> 01:12:17,562
Boom, bang, bazillions.
1440
01:12:17,564 --> 01:12:19,598
Now, let's go make
so much money that,
1441
01:12:19,600 --> 01:12:21,901
by this time next Christmas,
we are wiping our asses
1442
01:12:21,903 --> 01:12:23,969
with solid-gold toilet paper.
1443
01:12:23,971 --> 01:12:25,737
Ladies
and gentlemen, please welcome,
1444
01:12:25,739 --> 01:12:28,974
the one, the only, Mr. Jack Malik!
1445
01:12:28,976 --> 01:12:31,611
Jack, I'm such a fan.
It's great to meet you.
1446
01:12:31,613 --> 01:12:33,646
Thank you for being here.
1447
01:12:33,648 --> 01:12:34,946
The songs of yours
that I've heard, they are,
1448
01:12:34,948 --> 01:12:36,648
they're amazing.
1449
01:12:36,650 --> 01:12:38,718
What's life like for you
at the moment right now?
1450
01:12:38,720 --> 01:12:41,019
I mean, the expectation
for the album
1451
01:12:41,021 --> 01:12:42,955
is just rising
to insane levels, isn't it?
1452
01:12:42,957 --> 01:12:44,991
Yeah, well, they're...
they're insane to me.
1453
01:12:44,993 --> 01:12:47,727
I mean, who here's excited about this album?
1454
01:12:47,729 --> 01:12:48,995
Listen to that.
1455
01:12:48,997 --> 01:12:52,697
In this age of,
sometimes, 16 people
1456
01:12:52,699 --> 01:12:55,701
writing on one song,
suddenly, here's a guy,
1457
01:12:55,703 --> 01:13:00,873
him and a guitar, and he writes
everything himself, on his own.
1458
01:13:00,875 --> 01:13:02,144
Yeah. I mean... Well, you know,
that's how it always
1459
01:13:03,310 --> 01:13:04,380
used to be, though, with,
uh, with, like, James Taylor
1460
01:13:05,247 --> 01:13:06,611
or Stevie Wonder,
Bruce Springsteen.
1461
01:13:06,613 --> 01:13:08,046
So I don't think
it's that exceptional.
1462
01:13:08,048 --> 01:13:09,147
But is it just you?
1463
01:13:09,149 --> 01:13:12,884
Well, yes.
1464
01:13:12,886 --> 01:13:16,088
But is it?
1465
01:13:16,090 --> 01:13:17,990
Well, y-yes.
1466
01:13:17,992 --> 01:13:19,925
- Yes, it is.
- Excellent.
1467
01:13:19,927 --> 01:13:21,893
Because as chance would
have it, a-and do forgive me,
1468
01:13:21,895 --> 01:13:25,197
because we-we love a surprise
on this show.
1469
01:13:25,199 --> 01:13:26,965
As chance would
darn well have it,
1470
01:13:26,967 --> 01:13:30,570
I've got two men backstage
1471
01:13:30,572 --> 01:13:32,071
who claim that the songs
are theirs.
1472
01:13:33,908 --> 01:13:36,875
In fact, they say that all
of your tunes
1473
01:13:36,877 --> 01:13:42,180
are the work of their band,
The Beatles.
1474
01:13:44,185 --> 01:13:46,218
I d... I don't know...
1475
01:13:46,220 --> 01:13:48,888
I don't...
1476
01:13:48,890 --> 01:13:52,090
Well, let's see how this
plays out, shall we?
1477
01:13:52,092 --> 01:13:53,492
Ladies and gentlemen,
all the way
1478
01:13:53,494 --> 01:13:54,960
from Liverpool, England,
please welcome,
1479
01:13:54,962 --> 01:13:57,662
Mr. Paul McCartney
and Mr. Ringo Starr!
1480
01:14:05,539 --> 01:14:10,175
♪ Na, na-na, na-na-na-na ♪
1481
01:14:10,177 --> 01:14:13,579
♪ Na-na-na-na ♪
1482
01:14:13,581 --> 01:14:16,749
♪ Hey, Jude. ♪
1483
01:14:16,751 --> 01:14:18,550
Hey.
1484
01:14:18,552 --> 01:14:21,086
Bang me backwards over a Buick.
1485
01:14:21,088 --> 01:14:24,557
It's gonna be the greatest
album of all time.
1486
01:14:24,559 --> 01:14:26,224
It's really incredible, man.
1487
01:14:26,226 --> 01:14:27,927
- Hey, Ed.
- How you doing? Um, I'm just in town for a couple
1488
01:14:27,929 --> 01:14:30,830
of days. I thought I'd come
and see the genius at work.
1489
01:14:30,832 --> 01:14:32,999
I'm just trying to
work out your process.
1490
01:14:33,001 --> 01:14:34,299
Is it music first
or lyrics first?
1491
01:14:34,301 --> 01:14:35,367
Um, it varies.
1492
01:14:35,369 --> 01:14:37,870
But, like, with this song,
for instance, the, um,
1493
01:14:37,872 --> 01:14:39,304
the-the "Hey Jude" one
1494
01:14:39,306 --> 01:14:41,540
must have some story behind it.
1495
01:14:41,542 --> 01:14:43,608
Well, yeah.
No, it do... it does.
1496
01:14:43,610 --> 01:14:47,580
So, it was the son
of a friend of mine
1497
01:14:47,582 --> 01:14:49,248
who was having a hard time.
1498
01:14:49,250 --> 01:14:51,651
Um, it, it, it just,
1499
01:14:51,653 --> 01:14:55,524
it came to me as a s...
as a song of comfort.
1500
01:14:58,792 --> 01:15:00,161
I don't believe you.
1501
01:15:01,762 --> 01:15:03,094
What?
1502
01:15:03,096 --> 01:15:06,165
I mean, I just...
I don't believe you.
1503
01:15:06,167 --> 01:15:08,768
- It's one genius idea after the other, you know?
- Oh, right.
1504
01:15:08,770 --> 01:15:10,135
I do have a suggestion, though.
1505
01:15:10,137 --> 01:15:12,204
Um, about the song.
1506
01:15:12,206 --> 01:15:14,706
The-the title, "Hey Jude."
1507
01:15:14,708 --> 01:15:17,643
Jude is just,
it's a bit old-fashioned.
1508
01:15:17,645 --> 01:15:20,146
- That was the kid's name, right?
- What kid?
1509
01:15:20,148 --> 01:15:22,281
- That the song's about.
- Oh, the kid, the kid, the kid.
1510
01:15:22,283 --> 01:15:24,183
Yes, the-the... the sad kid.
1511
01:15:24,185 --> 01:15:27,253
Now, l-let me just
give you this advice, right?
1512
01:15:27,255 --> 01:15:28,853
Song title...
1513
01:15:28,855 --> 01:15:31,057
I won't charge you a penny
for it as well...
1514
01:15:31,059 --> 01:15:34,229
"Hey Dude."
1515
01:15:37,931 --> 01:15:40,232
Um...
1516
01:15:40,234 --> 01:15:41,701
♪ Hey, du... ♪
1517
01:15:41,703 --> 01:15:44,135
"Hey Dude," are you sure?
1518
01:15:44,137 --> 01:15:47,173
He's right. That's...
that's so much better.
1519
01:15:47,175 --> 01:15:48,941
Is he?
1520
01:15:48,943 --> 01:15:50,643
- Is it?
- Yeah, yeah.
1521
01:15:50,645 --> 01:15:54,013
- ♪ Hey, dude, don't make it bad ♪
- Yes. Mm-hmm.
1522
01:15:54,015 --> 01:15:55,313
- Mm-hmm. - This isn't real.
- Definitely gonna be
1523
01:15:55,315 --> 01:15:57,148
one of the best songs
of the generation.
1524
01:15:57,150 --> 01:15:59,285
- ♪ Hey, dude ♪
- Wake up. Wake up, Jack. Wake up.
1525
01:15:59,287 --> 01:16:00,719
♪ Don't make it bad ♪
1526
01:16:00,721 --> 01:16:02,120
♪ Do-do-do-do-do-do ♪
1527
01:16:02,122 --> 01:16:03,388
♪ Dudey-dudey-dudey ♪
1528
01:16:03,390 --> 01:16:05,924
- ♪ Hey, dude ♪ - It's definitely better.
- Jack, Ellie.
1529
01:16:05,926 --> 01:16:07,293
Oh, sorry, guys.
I gotta take this.
1530
01:16:07,295 --> 01:16:08,727
Just give me a minute, Ed.
Sorry.
1531
01:16:08,729 --> 01:16:09,894
- Elle.
- Jack.
1532
01:16:09,896 --> 01:16:10,996
I'm so glad you called.
1533
01:16:10,998 --> 01:16:12,365
I'm not enjoying myself here
at all.
1534
01:16:12,367 --> 01:16:13,398
Oh, right. Well, um...
1535
01:16:13,400 --> 01:16:15,367
I've got two bits of news.
1536
01:16:15,369 --> 01:16:16,902
I'm riveted.
1537
01:16:16,904 --> 01:16:19,638
All right.
Well, the first one...
1538
01:16:19,640 --> 01:16:21,973
- big one.
- Yeah?
1539
01:16:21,975 --> 01:16:24,376
The Pier Hotel.
1540
01:16:24,378 --> 01:16:25,945
What? In Gorleston?
The place that
1541
01:16:25,947 --> 01:16:27,746
closed down rather than
have me play?
1542
01:16:27,748 --> 01:16:29,682
Yes. It's reopening.
1543
01:16:29,684 --> 01:16:30,549
You're bloody kidding.
1544
01:16:30,551 --> 01:16:32,718
I am bloody not.
It's re-bloody opening.
1545
01:16:32,720 --> 01:16:34,053
That's amazing!
1546
01:16:34,055 --> 01:16:35,787
That's huge news!
1547
01:16:35,789 --> 01:16:38,324
That's-that's-that's
ma-bloody-ssive!
1548
01:16:38,326 --> 01:16:40,291
All right, what's the second?
1549
01:16:40,293 --> 01:16:42,727
I mean, it can't be as big.
But tell me anyway.
1550
01:16:42,729 --> 01:16:45,296
Um...
1551
01:16:45,298 --> 01:16:47,900
n-number two is...
1552
01:16:47,902 --> 01:16:50,271
I've been seeing someone.
1553
01:16:52,105 --> 01:16:53,608
Right.
1554
01:16:55,710 --> 01:16:57,442
Do I know him?
1555
01:16:57,444 --> 01:17:00,245
Yeah. It's Gavin.
1556
01:17:00,247 --> 01:17:03,018
I-I didn't want you to find out
from someone else.
1557
01:17:06,220 --> 01:17:08,254
Every day,
1558
01:17:08,256 --> 01:17:10,289
he puts me in the right column.
1559
01:17:10,291 --> 01:17:12,157
Of course.
1560
01:17:12,159 --> 01:17:13,459
The "true love" one.
1561
01:17:13,461 --> 01:17:15,764
Of course.
1562
01:17:17,431 --> 01:17:18,798
I've gotta go.
1563
01:17:18,800 --> 01:17:20,732
Ah, God.
Yeah, course you do.
1564
01:17:20,734 --> 01:17:23,170
Um, okay. Bye. Bye.
1565
01:17:28,710 --> 01:17:31,910
What? What could possibly
be so urgent
1566
01:17:31,912 --> 01:17:33,946
that I can't make
a single phone call?!
1567
01:17:33,948 --> 01:17:36,182
How the hell am I supposed to
get any of the songs right
1568
01:17:36,184 --> 01:17:38,150
if you're just
all clustering me
1569
01:17:38,152 --> 01:17:40,186
and stopping me
from being creative?
1570
01:17:40,188 --> 01:17:43,824
How can I ever be creative
if I'm never ever left alone?!
1571
01:17:46,060 --> 01:17:47,727
Okay.
1572
01:17:47,729 --> 01:17:50,196
We'll leave you alone then,
genius.
1573
01:17:50,198 --> 01:17:52,363
No, I'm not... I'm sorry.
1574
01:17:52,365 --> 01:17:56,335
No, it's g... It's, uh,
it's superstar rights.
1575
01:17:56,337 --> 01:17:59,237
Treat the people that you work
with like shit on your shoes.
1576
01:17:59,239 --> 01:18:00,307
Hmm.
1577
01:18:07,448 --> 01:18:09,013
Ellie told you the news, then?
1578
01:18:09,015 --> 01:18:11,750
- Yeah.
- You know, I never, never understood
1579
01:18:11,752 --> 01:18:13,318
what you didn't see in her.
1580
01:18:13,320 --> 01:18:14,519
I mean, i-if I'd been you,
1581
01:18:14,521 --> 01:18:19,491
twice a day I would have loved
her up like a lusty lion.
1582
01:18:19,493 --> 01:18:21,826
Rocky, if I ask you
to just shut up,
1583
01:18:21,828 --> 01:18:25,296
really, really, really shut up,
would that be okay?
1584
01:18:25,298 --> 01:18:27,066
Right.
1585
01:18:27,068 --> 01:18:30,803
Can I just start again and say,
"Isn't it wonderful news?
1586
01:18:30,805 --> 01:18:32,937
"And I hope they'll be
very happy together
1587
01:18:32,939 --> 01:18:35,074
and have gorgeous kids."
Is that better?
1588
01:18:35,076 --> 01:18:36,942
No. It's worse.
1589
01:18:36,944 --> 01:18:38,544
I have got a third option.
But...
1590
01:18:38,546 --> 01:18:41,946
I'm sorry.
Um, I'm really sorry, everyone.
1591
01:18:41,948 --> 01:18:44,250
I'm just...
1592
01:18:44,252 --> 01:18:45,951
I'm really stressed.
1593
01:18:45,953 --> 01:18:48,320
What was so urgent?
1594
01:18:48,322 --> 01:18:50,555
Oh, um, no, nothing.
1595
01:18:50,557 --> 01:18:53,526
It's just we have to
decide today where and when
1596
01:18:53,528 --> 01:18:55,361
we're going to
launch the album.
1597
01:18:55,363 --> 01:18:59,165
So, nothing big, apart from
probably the biggest decision
1598
01:18:59,167 --> 01:19:00,900
of your stupid life.
1599
01:19:00,902 --> 01:19:03,803
- What?
- You ass.
1600
01:19:03,805 --> 01:19:06,037
I do have one thought.
1601
01:19:06,039 --> 01:19:07,406
And the little town
1602
01:19:07,408 --> 01:19:10,942
of Gorleston has never seen
anything like this before.
1603
01:19:10,944 --> 01:19:14,914
At 3:00 p.m. today, on the
rooftop of the Pier Hotel,
1604
01:19:14,916 --> 01:19:18,483
Jack Malik, local boy
turned pop phenomenon,
1605
01:19:18,485 --> 01:19:22,220
will premiere his highly
anticipated first album.
1606
01:19:22,222 --> 01:19:23,888
And word seems to have got out.
1607
01:19:35,203 --> 01:19:36,902
Can we, uh...?
1608
01:19:36,904 --> 01:19:38,937
Wow. Look at this.
1609
01:19:38,939 --> 01:19:40,104
Look at you.
1610
01:19:40,106 --> 01:19:42,441
Didn't want to disturb.
1611
01:19:42,443 --> 01:19:44,242
Just wanted to, you know...
1612
01:19:44,244 --> 01:19:47,012
Well, it's...
Who'd have thought?
1613
01:19:47,014 --> 01:19:48,214
While we were downstairs
1614
01:19:48,216 --> 01:19:49,548
drinking cider
and eating jelly,
1615
01:19:49,550 --> 01:19:52,884
you were up in your room
writing "She Loves You."
1616
01:19:52,886 --> 01:19:54,119
Well...
1617
01:19:54,121 --> 01:19:56,487
Are you, uh,
you playing our song?
1618
01:19:56,489 --> 01:19:59,023
- Your song?
- "Let It Be."
1619
01:19:59,025 --> 01:20:00,326
Oh, well, we've never forgotten
1620
01:20:00,328 --> 01:20:01,861
we were the first people
to hear it.
1621
01:20:01,863 --> 01:20:04,196
Well, the start of it,
at least.
1622
01:20:04,198 --> 01:20:06,397
Three times.
1623
01:20:06,399 --> 01:20:08,166
So proud.
1624
01:20:08,168 --> 01:20:12,541
Our beautiful, blazing boy.
1625
01:20:14,341 --> 01:20:17,242
- Aw. Oh.
- Aw. Still, don't wanna...
1626
01:20:17,244 --> 01:20:19,378
- Mind your suit, love. It's... blue.
- Yeah.
1627
01:20:19,380 --> 01:20:22,414
- We'll leave you to it.
- Okay.
1628
01:20:22,416 --> 01:20:25,517
One last thing, son.
1629
01:20:25,519 --> 01:20:28,152
Yeah, Dad?
1630
01:20:28,154 --> 01:20:30,488
The sandwiches.
I see there's tuna.
1631
01:20:30,490 --> 01:20:32,124
Are y-you gonna finish
them all?
1632
01:20:32,126 --> 01:20:33,424
- No, please take them all.
- Or if you don't...?
1633
01:20:33,426 --> 01:20:38,196
Oh, what a day.
What an amazing day.
1634
01:20:38,198 --> 01:20:39,498
Sorry.
1635
01:20:48,141 --> 01:20:50,576
Jack! Jack! Jack!
1636
01:20:50,578 --> 01:20:52,443
Jack! Jack!
1637
01:20:52,445 --> 01:20:55,981
Well, you look good.
1638
01:20:55,983 --> 01:20:57,916
That's a tight pant.
1639
01:20:57,918 --> 01:20:59,119
Mmm.
1640
01:21:00,220 --> 01:21:02,254
Okay.
We've got a jaw and a chin.
1641
01:21:02,256 --> 01:21:04,290
Ooh!
That's not bad.
1642
01:21:04,292 --> 01:21:07,393
That's... This'll work.
This'll work. Mmm.
1643
01:21:07,395 --> 01:21:09,061
Don't...
1644
01:21:11,164 --> 01:21:12,563
- What?
- Nothing.
1645
01:21:12,565 --> 01:21:13,933
Yeah?
1646
01:21:16,170 --> 01:21:17,669
- Oh. Hi, Ellie. Come in.
- Hi.
1647
01:21:17,671 --> 01:21:19,571
- And who have we here?
- Um, Debra, this is Ellie.
1648
01:21:19,573 --> 01:21:20,973
Ellie, this is Debra, my agent.
1649
01:21:20,975 --> 01:21:22,273
No!
1650
01:21:22,275 --> 01:21:24,576
The Ellie?
1651
01:21:24,578 --> 01:21:26,678
Oh! He's mentioned me?
1652
01:21:26,680 --> 01:21:29,013
No, no. I'm kidding.
I know nothing
1653
01:21:29,015 --> 01:21:31,517
about his life because
he's a product to me.
1654
01:21:31,519 --> 01:21:34,687
Unless you're the one
that was his manager.
1655
01:21:34,689 --> 01:21:38,656
In which case, wow.
1656
01:21:38,658 --> 01:21:40,392
Huge mistake giving that up.
1657
01:21:40,394 --> 01:21:43,094
Oh, it's surreal, isn't it?
Being back at the Pier Hotel.
1658
01:21:43,096 --> 01:21:44,996
- Yeah, indeed.
- Oh.
1659
01:21:44,998 --> 01:21:47,398
- I'm gonna go look at the stage, yeah?
- Mm.
1660
01:21:47,400 --> 01:21:48,567
- Yeah.
- It's this way.
1661
01:21:48,569 --> 01:21:52,103
Press conference in ten.
1662
01:21:52,105 --> 01:21:53,604
Goodbye, lovebirds.
1663
01:21:55,376 --> 01:21:57,675
I'm sorry. I shouldn't have
left Lime Street, okay?
1664
01:21:57,677 --> 01:21:59,544
- It was a terrible mistake.
- Oh, no.
1665
01:21:59,546 --> 01:22:00,713
- Don't say that, please.
- Can we...?
1666
01:22:00,715 --> 01:22:01,714
- Don't say that.
- Elle...
1667
01:22:01,716 --> 01:22:03,214
I-I've heard your new songs.
1668
01:22:03,216 --> 01:22:05,150
- They're incredible.
- O-Okay. No, they aren't.
1669
01:22:05,152 --> 01:22:07,553
I don't even know
who you are anymore.
1670
01:22:07,555 --> 01:22:09,420
Everything changed
after the accident.
1671
01:22:09,422 --> 01:22:11,557
- Wha-What happened?
- Jack.
1672
01:22:11,559 --> 01:22:14,259
- And here's Gavin.
- Jack, Jack.
1673
01:22:14,261 --> 01:22:17,228
Jack!
1674
01:22:17,230 --> 01:22:20,199
- Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack.
- Oh, hey, mate.
1675
01:22:20,201 --> 01:22:21,200
- Jack.
- How you doing, man?
1676
01:22:21,202 --> 01:22:23,701
Jack. Jack.
1677
01:22:23,703 --> 01:22:26,671
- I don't know what to say.
- Oh, really?
1678
01:22:26,673 --> 01:22:28,741
It sounds like you do
and it's, "Jack."
1679
01:22:28,743 --> 01:22:30,608
Jack!
1680
01:22:30,610 --> 01:22:32,710
- Oh...
- We were just coming to say good luck and, um,
1681
01:22:32,712 --> 01:22:35,280
- break a leg.
- Yeah. Well,
1682
01:22:35,282 --> 01:22:37,316
if I fall off the roof,
then a broken leg
1683
01:22:37,318 --> 01:22:38,650
will be a good result.
1684
01:22:38,652 --> 01:22:39,718
All right, then. Let's go.
1685
01:22:39,720 --> 01:22:41,387
Come on.
1686
01:22:41,389 --> 01:22:42,457
Ka-ching!
1687
01:22:50,331 --> 01:22:53,435
Ellie.
1688
01:23:05,813 --> 01:23:08,613
- Ooh.
- Wow.
1689
01:23:08,615 --> 01:23:10,516
Looks pretty quiet.
1690
01:23:10,518 --> 01:23:12,451
Well, maybe we should do
a slightly shorter set?
1691
01:23:12,453 --> 01:23:15,387
I mean really quiet.
1692
01:23:15,389 --> 01:23:17,488
What do you want?
1693
01:23:17,490 --> 01:23:20,358
Uh, we're here for the gig.
I'm the musician.
1694
01:23:20,360 --> 01:23:22,494
Well, that's pretty tricky.
1695
01:23:22,496 --> 01:23:25,330
'Cause we closed
three weeks ago.
1696
01:23:25,332 --> 01:23:27,635
I'd take it as a hint, I would.
1697
01:23:29,603 --> 01:23:32,470
I'm gonna have to give up
the part-time jobs,
1698
01:23:32,472 --> 01:23:34,807
go back to teaching.
1699
01:23:37,278 --> 01:23:40,178
What?
1700
01:23:40,180 --> 01:23:42,714
No. Don't go back to teaching.
1701
01:23:42,716 --> 01:23:43,749
I've got no choice.
1702
01:23:43,751 --> 01:23:45,517
Jack, if you go back
to teaching,
1703
01:23:45,519 --> 01:23:47,585
that is when you've got
no choice.
1704
01:23:47,587 --> 01:23:49,620
Yeah, because you'll end up
putting all your genius
1705
01:23:49,622 --> 01:23:52,156
into all those kids
and then you won't have any
1706
01:23:52,158 --> 01:23:54,860
i-imagination or energy left
to put into your music,
1707
01:23:54,862 --> 01:23:57,129
which really matters.
1708
01:23:57,131 --> 01:23:59,197
Please...
1709
01:23:59,199 --> 01:24:01,333
Okay, okay.
1710
01:24:01,335 --> 01:24:04,736
Crazy, slightly mad woman.
1711
01:24:12,813 --> 01:24:15,513
No one has ever written
1712
01:24:15,515 --> 01:24:18,416
this many great songs
in this short a time.
1713
01:24:18,418 --> 01:24:20,818
- How do you do it?
- Honestly, I don't know.
1714
01:24:20,820 --> 01:24:23,421
Sometimes it feels like someone else
1715
01:24:23,423 --> 01:24:25,257
has written all the songs.
1716
01:24:25,259 --> 01:24:26,791
Any idea who?
1717
01:24:26,793 --> 01:24:29,393
What's the inspiration behind
1718
01:24:29,395 --> 01:24:30,728
"Strawberry Fields Forever"?
1719
01:24:30,730 --> 01:24:33,432
- Well...
- Who was your favorite,
1720
01:24:33,434 --> 01:24:35,299
John, Paul, George or Ringo?
1721
01:24:35,301 --> 01:24:38,437
- Sorry?
- Who's your greatest influence?
1722
01:24:38,439 --> 01:24:40,238
Jack, is it true that you wrote
"Long and Winding Road" in...
1723
01:24:40,240 --> 01:24:41,673
W-Why don't you record in
Abbey Road like they did?
1724
01:24:43,676 --> 01:24:45,777
When can we see
another album, Jack?
1725
01:24:45,779 --> 01:24:47,845
Jack, what's the story
behind "Let it Be"?
1726
01:24:47,847 --> 01:24:49,615
How'd you come up
with "Yesterday"?
1727
01:24:49,617 --> 01:24:51,450
Thank you so much.
We have to go to the roof now.
1728
01:24:51,452 --> 01:24:53,184
We'll see you later.
1729
01:24:53,186 --> 01:24:56,254
Jack, what was the first song
you ever wrote?
1730
01:24:56,256 --> 01:24:57,789
Jack, what are you gonna
play for us today?
1731
01:24:57,791 --> 01:25:00,893
It's a nice bar they've got
down there, actually.
1732
01:25:00,895 --> 01:25:02,326
You haven't been drinking,
have you?
1733
01:25:02,328 --> 01:25:05,229
No, I have not.
Well, y-yeah, I have.
1734
01:25:05,231 --> 01:25:07,833
But I find a couple of pints
midday sharpens my senses.
1735
01:25:07,835 --> 01:25:11,870
- Oh!
- I'm not sure it does, mate.
1736
01:25:11,872 --> 01:25:15,174
Right, here goes.
1737
01:25:15,176 --> 01:25:18,442
Actually, before I open
this door, can I just say,
1738
01:25:18,444 --> 01:25:21,245
for a long time I didn't really
know why I'd been born.
1739
01:25:21,247 --> 01:25:22,414
Felt a bit pointless.
1740
01:25:22,416 --> 01:25:23,915
But now I do know.
1741
01:25:23,917 --> 01:25:28,719
I was born to serve the
greatest musician of all time.
1742
01:25:28,721 --> 01:25:31,790
It is my honor now
to open this door
1743
01:25:31,792 --> 01:25:35,360
for the moment the entire world
has been waiting for.
1744
01:25:35,362 --> 01:25:37,198
Thanks, Rock.
1745
01:25:39,265 --> 01:25:42,300
Oh, it's certainly been one
hell of a journey, hasn't it?
1746
01:25:42,302 --> 01:25:45,437
So it has. So it has.
1747
01:25:45,439 --> 01:25:47,371
Right.
1748
01:25:47,373 --> 01:25:49,510
Here goes.
1749
01:25:52,779 --> 01:25:55,847
No, that's not...
Uh, wrong door.
1750
01:25:55,849 --> 01:25:59,319
Um, let us, let us continue
our journey together.
1751
01:26:01,421 --> 01:26:03,455
Right.
1752
01:26:03,457 --> 01:26:05,490
Here it does go.
1753
01:26:19,273 --> 01:26:21,005
Jack!
1754
01:26:21,007 --> 01:26:22,840
Jack! Jack! Jack!
Jack! Jack! Jack!
1755
01:26:22,842 --> 01:26:25,343
Jack! Jack! Jack!
1756
01:26:27,914 --> 01:26:29,714
Thank you, Gorleston!
1757
01:26:32,752 --> 01:26:36,321
Jack! Jack! Jack!
1758
01:26:36,323 --> 01:26:37,425
Come on, Jack!
1759
01:26:40,927 --> 01:26:42,827
♪ When I was younger ♪
1760
01:26:42,829 --> 01:26:45,530
♪ So much younger than today ♪
1761
01:26:45,532 --> 01:26:49,701
♪ I never needed anybody's help
in any way ♪
1762
01:26:49,703 --> 01:26:54,339
♪ But now these days are gone,
I'm not so self-assured ♪
1763
01:26:54,341 --> 01:26:57,476
♪ I found that I've changed my
mind, I opened up the door ♪
1764
01:26:57,478 --> 01:27:01,946
♪ Help me if you can,
I'm feeling down ♪
1765
01:27:01,948 --> 01:27:07,018
♪ And I do appreciate you
being 'round ♪
1766
01:27:07,020 --> 01:27:10,054
♪ Help me get my feet
back on the ground ♪
1767
01:27:10,056 --> 01:27:13,560
♪ Won't you please,
please help me? ♪
1768
01:27:15,895 --> 01:27:19,397
♪ And now my life has changed
in oh, so many ways ♪
1769
01:27:19,399 --> 01:27:23,735
♪ My independence seems
to vanish in the haze ♪
1770
01:27:23,737 --> 01:27:27,638
♪ But every now and then
I feel so insecure ♪
1771
01:27:27,640 --> 01:27:32,076
♪ I find that I need you
like I've never done before ♪
1772
01:27:32,078 --> 01:27:36,348
♪ Help me if you can,
I'm feeling down ♪
1773
01:27:36,350 --> 01:27:39,918
♪ And I do appreciate you
being 'round ♪
1774
01:27:39,920 --> 01:27:44,955
♪ Help me get my feet
back on the ground ♪
1775
01:27:44,957 --> 01:27:50,631
♪ Won't you please, please
help me, help me, help me ♪
1776
01:28:00,606 --> 01:28:02,406
♪ Help me! ♪
1777
01:28:02,408 --> 01:28:04,612
Oh, my God!
1778
01:28:46,487 --> 01:28:47,986
Just hang on
a minute, all right?
1779
01:28:47,988 --> 01:28:49,955
Hey. Uh,
1780
01:28:49,957 --> 01:28:52,790
these... these two have
been waiting to see you
1781
01:28:52,792 --> 01:28:56,160
for an hour and they're
genuinely a weird pair.
1782
01:28:57,663 --> 01:28:59,598
Shall I tell them
to sod right off? Or...
1783
01:28:59,600 --> 01:29:02,099
No.
1784
01:29:02,101 --> 01:29:03,503
No, let 'em in.
1785
01:29:06,140 --> 01:29:07,875
All right, weirdos.
Two minutes.
1786
01:29:15,149 --> 01:29:18,183
You can go now, Rock.
I'll be fine.
1787
01:29:18,185 --> 01:29:20,751
I wonder if we could have
a little talk.
1788
01:29:20,753 --> 01:29:22,687
Yeah.
1789
01:29:22,689 --> 01:29:25,723
'Cause I saw you went to Penny
Lane and Strawberry Fields.
1790
01:29:25,725 --> 01:29:27,025
Yeah.
1791
01:29:27,027 --> 01:29:29,827
Eleanor Rigby's grave.
1792
01:29:29,829 --> 01:29:31,862
I know.
1793
01:29:31,864 --> 01:29:33,697
'Cause you can't sing songs
about places
1794
01:29:33,699 --> 01:29:35,767
you've never even been to.
1795
01:29:35,769 --> 01:29:37,869
- No.
- No.
1796
01:29:37,871 --> 01:29:39,507
I thought as much.
1797
01:29:41,675 --> 01:29:45,480
Well, we just wanted to say
thank you, that's all.
1798
01:29:48,015 --> 01:29:49,580
Thank me?
1799
01:29:49,582 --> 01:29:51,982
We three seem to be
the only ones who remember.
1800
01:29:51,984 --> 01:29:53,617
And we can't sing.
1801
01:29:53,619 --> 01:29:57,522
So, we just wanted to say...
thanks very much.
1802
01:29:57,524 --> 01:30:00,494
Myself also.
From bottom of heart.
1803
01:30:02,595 --> 01:30:04,463
Oh, my God!
1804
01:30:06,033 --> 01:30:08,098
I thought you were gonna
arrest me, or...
1805
01:30:08,100 --> 01:30:10,735
- No. It's just lovely to hear the songs.
- Yeah.
1806
01:30:10,737 --> 01:30:12,603
I have missed them so.
1807
01:30:12,605 --> 01:30:14,473
Can't remember
any of the lyrics.
1808
01:30:14,475 --> 01:30:16,575
- No. I'm struggling there as well.
- I know.
1809
01:30:16,577 --> 01:30:19,210
"For the Benefit of Mr. Kite's"
in completely the wrong order.
1810
01:30:19,212 --> 01:30:21,111
- Very big mess, indeed.
- Oh, yeah.
1811
01:30:21,113 --> 01:30:23,949
And "Hey Dude"? Really?
1812
01:30:23,951 --> 01:30:25,784
I can't apologize.
It was bloody Ed Sheeran.
1813
01:30:25,786 --> 01:30:27,486
But this is amazing!
1814
01:30:27,488 --> 01:30:28,820
Oh, God!
1815
01:30:28,822 --> 01:30:30,621
'Cause I feel like
I-I've been running around
1816
01:30:30,623 --> 01:30:32,624
a foreign country and I've
finally bumped into two people
1817
01:30:32,626 --> 01:30:34,025
who can speak English.
1818
01:30:34,027 --> 01:30:35,794
'Cause no one has ever heard of
1819
01:30:35,796 --> 01:30:37,795
Sgt. Pepper's
Lonely Hearts Club Band.
1820
01:30:37,797 --> 01:30:39,563
No one's ever lived
♪ in a yellow submarine ♪
1821
01:30:39,565 --> 01:30:42,099
- Submarine. A yellow submarine.
- ♪ A yellow submarine ♪
1822
01:30:42,101 --> 01:30:44,001
♪ A yellow submarine ♪
1823
01:30:44,003 --> 01:30:46,004
- We all live in a yellow submarine.
- We do.
1824
01:30:46,006 --> 01:30:47,938
I-I live in "Octopus Garden."
1825
01:30:47,940 --> 01:30:49,508
Yes!
1826
01:30:49,510 --> 01:30:51,242
Oh, you see.
1827
01:30:52,746 --> 01:30:55,280
See, here's my take,
young Jack.
1828
01:30:55,282 --> 01:30:58,116
A world without The Beatles,
1829
01:30:58,118 --> 01:31:02,019
is a world
that's infinitely worse.
1830
01:31:02,021 --> 01:31:03,655
So, thank you.
1831
01:31:03,657 --> 01:31:05,793
And use it well.
1832
01:31:07,994 --> 01:31:09,928
I'm trying, but it's hard.
1833
01:31:09,930 --> 01:31:12,229
There's so much money
and success coming,
1834
01:31:12,231 --> 01:31:15,634
but I feel like I've become
the definition of living a lie.
1835
01:31:15,636 --> 01:31:17,839
Well, I can see it might
feel like that.
1836
01:31:26,880 --> 01:31:28,847
We thought this might help.
1837
01:31:28,849 --> 01:31:30,251
I beg your pardon?
1838
01:31:31,551 --> 01:31:35,687
Here. We've done...
1839
01:31:35,689 --> 01:31:36,724
a lot of digging.
1840
01:33:04,243 --> 01:33:07,012
Hello.
1841
01:33:07,014 --> 01:33:08,682
Can I help?
1842
01:33:10,783 --> 01:33:13,852
I don't know.
1843
01:33:13,854 --> 01:33:15,387
Are you John?
1844
01:33:15,389 --> 01:33:19,023
That's right.
1845
01:33:19,025 --> 01:33:22,195
- From Liverpool?
- That's right.
1846
01:33:23,296 --> 01:33:26,330
It's an honor to meet you.
1847
01:33:29,036 --> 01:33:31,201
John?
1848
01:33:31,203 --> 01:33:32,903
Yeah?
1849
01:33:32,905 --> 01:33:34,705
Have you had a happy life?
1850
01:33:34,707 --> 01:33:36,741
Very.
1851
01:33:36,743 --> 01:33:38,076
But not successful.
1852
01:33:38,078 --> 01:33:40,844
I just said "very happy."
1853
01:33:40,846 --> 01:33:43,147
That means successful.
1854
01:33:43,149 --> 01:33:46,750
Did a job I enjoyed
day after day.
1855
01:33:46,752 --> 01:33:48,919
Sailed the world.
1856
01:33:48,921 --> 01:33:52,456
Fought for things
I believed in and won...
1857
01:33:52,458 --> 01:33:54,058
a couple of times.
1858
01:33:54,060 --> 01:33:56,695
Found a woman I loved.
1859
01:33:56,697 --> 01:33:59,998
Fought hard to keep her, too.
1860
01:34:00,000 --> 01:34:03,037
Lived my life with her.
1861
01:34:04,136 --> 01:34:07,037
Fought hard for her?
1862
01:34:07,039 --> 01:34:09,174
There were complica...
1863
01:34:09,176 --> 01:34:10,875
Sorry, what-what's your name?
1864
01:34:10,877 --> 01:34:12,210
Jack.
1865
01:34:12,212 --> 01:34:15,813
There were complications,
young Jack.
1866
01:34:15,815 --> 01:34:18,383
Loss and gain.
1867
01:34:18,385 --> 01:34:20,818
Prejudice and pride.
1868
01:34:20,820 --> 01:34:22,853
But...
1869
01:34:22,855 --> 01:34:27,357
it all turned out just...
1870
01:34:27,359 --> 01:34:29,229
fab.
1871
01:34:32,198 --> 01:34:34,999
How's your love life?
1872
01:34:35,001 --> 01:34:36,404
Bad.
1873
01:34:38,471 --> 01:34:42,072
I let her slip away.
1874
01:34:42,074 --> 01:34:44,211
Try to get her back.
1875
01:34:46,313 --> 01:34:47,911
You want a good life?
1876
01:34:47,913 --> 01:34:50,514
It's not complicated.
1877
01:34:50,516 --> 01:34:54,451
Tell the girl you love
that you love her.
1878
01:34:54,453 --> 01:34:59,793
And tell the truth to everyone
whenever you can.
1879
01:35:03,329 --> 01:35:05,295
Can I give you a hug?
1880
01:35:05,297 --> 01:35:06,397
What?
1881
01:35:06,399 --> 01:35:09,134
It's so good to see you.
1882
01:35:09,136 --> 01:35:11,870
How old are you?
1883
01:35:11,872 --> 01:35:13,036
Seventy-eight.
1884
01:35:13,038 --> 01:35:15,009
Fantastic!
1885
01:35:17,077 --> 01:35:19,477
You made it to 78.
1886
01:35:19,479 --> 01:35:21,716
You're a very strange man.
1887
01:35:25,051 --> 01:35:27,785
But go ahead.
1888
01:35:30,489 --> 01:35:33,394
You need serious
psychiatric help.
1889
01:35:37,396 --> 01:35:39,332
Not anymore.
1890
01:35:49,975 --> 01:35:54,077
♪ I'm in love
with the shape of you ♪
1891
01:35:54,079 --> 01:35:55,245
Jack.
1892
01:35:55,247 --> 01:35:56,880
- Ed.
- How can I help?
1893
01:35:56,882 --> 01:35:59,753
I need to ask quite a big
and strange favor.
1894
01:36:12,332 --> 01:36:14,132
All right?
1895
01:36:14,134 --> 01:36:16,233
My boy.
1896
01:36:16,235 --> 01:36:17,602
Debra.
1897
01:36:17,604 --> 01:36:19,907
Cheers.
1898
01:36:21,006 --> 01:36:22,473
Poor Ed.
1899
01:36:22,475 --> 01:36:24,541
John the Baptist.
1900
01:36:24,543 --> 01:36:26,210
Nice guy,
1901
01:36:26,212 --> 01:36:28,111
one or two pretty good songs,
but was basically
1902
01:36:28,113 --> 01:36:29,613
warming the world up for you.
1903
01:36:29,615 --> 01:36:31,482
The Messiah.
1904
01:36:31,484 --> 01:36:35,853
Soon to be the most successful
artist in the history of music.
1905
01:36:35,855 --> 01:36:37,254
And the reason
I'm going to be buying
1906
01:36:37,256 --> 01:36:39,022
not just one more house
in Malibu,
1907
01:36:39,024 --> 01:36:40,991
but the entire beachfront.
1908
01:36:40,993 --> 01:36:44,495
- Well, it's good to see you, Debra.
- Um...
1909
01:36:44,497 --> 01:36:48,633
d... So, does anybody know
why you're actually here?
1910
01:36:48,635 --> 01:36:50,869
Um...
1911
01:36:50,871 --> 01:36:53,004
I'm gonna spice up Ed's set
with a couple of songs,
1912
01:36:53,006 --> 01:36:55,173
and then, um,
1913
01:36:55,175 --> 01:36:57,241
there's a little something
I want to say.
1914
01:36:57,243 --> 01:36:59,309
Songs, I love songs.
1915
01:36:59,311 --> 01:37:01,612
Thing you'd like to say...
1916
01:37:01,614 --> 01:37:03,915
I'd keep it brief.
1917
01:37:03,917 --> 01:37:06,351
I've never heard you say
anything interesting before.
1918
01:37:06,353 --> 01:37:08,385
I don't know why tonight
would be the big breakthrough.
1919
01:37:08,387 --> 01:37:11,522
Have a good show.
1920
01:37:11,524 --> 01:37:14,295
Thank you. Helpful.
1921
01:37:18,931 --> 01:37:20,197
You're on.
1922
01:37:20,199 --> 01:37:22,433
Okay.
1923
01:37:22,435 --> 01:37:24,605
- Is she here?
- Yeah.
1924
01:37:25,905 --> 01:37:28,042
Okay.
1925
01:37:29,309 --> 01:37:30,441
- Remember the plan.
- Yeah.
1926
01:37:30,443 --> 01:37:31,675
When I get to the last song...
1927
01:37:31,677 --> 01:37:32,677
Hey, I'm ready.
1928
01:37:34,247 --> 01:37:35,647
Thank you.
1929
01:37:35,649 --> 01:37:37,982
Thank you very much.
1930
01:37:37,984 --> 01:37:40,018
Now, the gig is not quite over.
1931
01:37:40,020 --> 01:37:41,552
I have one last surprise
for you all.
1932
01:37:41,554 --> 01:37:43,287
I'm gonna bring on
an old friend.
1933
01:37:43,289 --> 01:37:46,089
I know him as my dodgy
Moscow support act,
1934
01:37:46,091 --> 01:37:49,259
you know him as a man that
writes very, very good songs.
1935
01:37:49,261 --> 01:37:53,363
Wembley Stadium, please make
some noise for Mr. Jack Malik!
1936
01:37:59,706 --> 01:38:02,205
All right.
Over to you, maestro.
1937
01:38:02,207 --> 01:38:03,340
Thanks.
1938
01:38:03,342 --> 01:38:04,575
Wembley,
1939
01:38:04,577 --> 01:38:06,477
please welcome to the stage,
1940
01:38:06,479 --> 01:38:10,380
the greatest human being
who ever lived.
1941
01:38:10,382 --> 01:38:11,715
My best friend.
1942
01:38:11,717 --> 01:38:13,151
Your hero.
1943
01:38:13,153 --> 01:38:16,653
Sir Jack Malik!
1944
01:38:16,655 --> 01:38:19,424
- Yeah, Jack!
- Whoo!
1945
01:38:19,426 --> 01:38:21,428
- Jack! Jack!
- Jack! Whoo!
1946
01:38:27,100 --> 01:38:31,369
♪ Well, she was just 17 ♪
1947
01:38:31,371 --> 01:38:34,604
♪ You know what I mean ♪
1948
01:38:34,606 --> 01:38:36,139
♪ And the way she looked ♪
1949
01:38:36,141 --> 01:38:37,308
Jack!
1950
01:38:37,310 --> 01:38:39,113
♪ Was way beyond compare ♪
1951
01:38:41,247 --> 01:38:43,447
♪ Here comes the sun ♪
1952
01:38:43,449 --> 01:38:44,982
♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
1953
01:38:44,984 --> 01:38:48,585
♪ Here comes the sun,
and I say ♪
1954
01:38:48,587 --> 01:38:51,388
♪ It's all right ♪
1955
01:38:51,390 --> 01:38:52,589
So, when did you first realize
1956
01:38:52,591 --> 01:38:54,224
that your son
was too good for you?
1957
01:38:54,226 --> 01:38:56,626
♪ Sun, sun, sun, here it comes ♪
1958
01:38:56,628 --> 01:38:59,196
♪ Back in the US,
back in the US ♪
1959
01:38:59,198 --> 01:39:02,368
♪ Back in the USSR ♪
1960
01:39:03,670 --> 01:39:05,335
♪ Nothing you can say ♪
1961
01:39:05,337 --> 01:39:07,405
♪ But you can learn
how to play the game ♪
1962
01:39:07,407 --> 01:39:09,440
♪ It's easy ♪
1963
01:39:11,578 --> 01:39:14,544
♪ Nothing you can make
that can't be made ♪
1964
01:39:14,546 --> 01:39:17,048
♪ Nothing you can save ♪
1965
01:39:17,050 --> 01:39:19,049
- Brass band, huh?
- ♪ That can't be saved ♪
1966
01:39:19,051 --> 01:39:21,419
- Are we paying these jokers?
- ♪ Nothing you can do ♪
1967
01:39:21,421 --> 01:39:24,121
♪ But you can learn
how to be you in time ♪
1968
01:39:24,123 --> 01:39:26,491
♪ It's easy ♪
1969
01:39:26,493 --> 01:39:28,692
Everybody!
1970
01:39:28,694 --> 01:39:31,661
♪ All you need is love ♪
1971
01:39:33,699 --> 01:39:35,732
♪ All you need is love ♪
1972
01:39:35,734 --> 01:39:38,169
- Come backstage, Ellie.
- What?
1973
01:39:38,171 --> 01:39:40,237
- ♪ All you need is love ♪
- Coming through.
1974
01:39:40,239 --> 01:39:43,710
- ♪ Love, love is all you need ♪
- Yeah, excuse me.
1975
01:39:45,511 --> 01:39:48,178
♪ All you need is love ♪
1976
01:39:48,180 --> 01:39:49,647
All together now!
1977
01:39:49,649 --> 01:39:52,683
Come, come, come, come,
come, come, come. See that?
1978
01:39:52,685 --> 01:39:54,384
Everybody!
1979
01:39:54,386 --> 01:39:55,755
Yeah. Just...
1980
01:39:57,023 --> 01:39:58,589
- Just stand right there. Yeah, stand there. Trust me.
- What?
1981
01:39:58,591 --> 01:40:01,192
♪ Love is all you need. ♪
1982
01:40:05,532 --> 01:40:08,598
And now, there's, um,
1983
01:40:08,600 --> 01:40:11,068
there's someone I'd like
to introduce you to.
1984
01:40:11,070 --> 01:40:12,639
If we could just switch on
the backstage camera.
1985
01:40:18,177 --> 01:40:20,613
- Oh!
- Oh! It's Ellie!
1986
01:40:25,217 --> 01:40:26,616
This is Ellie.
1987
01:40:26,618 --> 01:40:29,187
Hi, Ellie!
1988
01:40:29,189 --> 01:40:34,125
And when I had no fans,
Ellie was my only fan.
1989
01:40:34,127 --> 01:40:36,527
The only person in the world
who believed in me.
1990
01:40:36,529 --> 01:40:38,562
And that's why, tonight,
I asked Ed
1991
01:40:38,564 --> 01:40:39,830
if I could come on and play,
1992
01:40:39,832 --> 01:40:43,233
'cause I want to tell her...
and you,
1993
01:40:43,235 --> 01:40:46,870
- what I've done.
- What are you saying?
1994
01:40:46,872 --> 01:40:49,475
Darn it, Ellie,
I've been untrue.
1995
01:40:53,546 --> 01:40:56,580
All the songs I've sung tonight
were really written
1996
01:40:56,582 --> 01:40:59,584
and performed by four men
called John Lennon,
1997
01:40:59,586 --> 01:41:03,454
Paul McCartney, George Harrison
and Ringo Starr.
1998
01:41:03,456 --> 01:41:06,257
The Beatles.
1999
01:41:06,259 --> 01:41:08,226
They were the real geniuses.
2000
01:41:08,228 --> 01:41:09,427
Me, I'm just a, sort of,
2001
01:41:09,429 --> 01:41:12,229
go-between to, well,
2002
01:41:12,231 --> 01:41:15,433
get their astonishing stuff
into the world.
2003
01:41:15,435 --> 01:41:18,602
- Beatles?
- And, uh, I-I-I passed their amazing work off
2004
01:41:18,604 --> 01:41:21,805
as my own so I could look like
I was amazing, too.
2005
01:41:23,775 --> 01:41:26,510
I want you all to know that
I'm not gonna take any money
2006
01:41:26,512 --> 01:41:28,778
for this work that isn't mine.
2007
01:41:28,780 --> 01:41:32,215
So, you can have
all the songs for free.
2008
01:41:32,217 --> 01:41:34,585
Rocky, do it.
2009
01:41:34,587 --> 01:41:36,254
Right. Here goes.
2010
01:41:36,256 --> 01:41:39,156
They're being released,
for free, online now.
2011
01:41:39,158 --> 01:41:43,628
And I'd love to not
take any more praise for it.
2012
01:41:43,630 --> 01:41:46,464
So, um...
2013
01:41:46,466 --> 01:41:48,335
I'm so sorry.
2014
01:41:51,436 --> 01:41:54,539
And while I'm at it, there's
one other thing to say as well,
2015
01:41:54,541 --> 01:42:00,210
because... I've been a fool
twice over.
2016
01:42:00,212 --> 01:42:03,748
And I want to thank Ellie...
2017
01:42:03,750 --> 01:42:06,453
- for her love.
- Aw!
2018
01:42:16,563 --> 01:42:18,198
And, Ellie...
2019
01:42:21,234 --> 01:42:22,870
Elle...
2020
01:42:25,771 --> 01:42:29,473
- I love you.
- Aw!
2021
01:42:29,475 --> 01:42:31,808
- Aw.
- Oh.
2022
01:42:31,810 --> 01:42:33,813
I always have.
2023
01:42:35,881 --> 01:42:38,518
Always.
2024
01:42:45,324 --> 01:42:47,357
That's definitely enough
talking for one night.
2025
01:42:48,528 --> 01:42:50,827
But it's been a blast.
2026
01:42:50,829 --> 01:42:53,330
We love you, Jack!
2027
01:42:53,332 --> 01:42:55,766
We still love you!
2028
01:43:09,948 --> 01:43:12,316
Where's the stage?
2029
01:43:12,318 --> 01:43:13,451
What floor is this?
2030
01:43:13,453 --> 01:43:16,390
Where is the goddamn stage?!
2031
01:43:24,529 --> 01:43:26,897
- Oh, my God.
- I know.
2032
01:43:26,899 --> 01:43:29,567
That's a lot of information to take in.
2033
01:43:29,569 --> 01:43:30,871
I know.
2034
01:43:32,072 --> 01:43:32,704
Well, if you'd told me I was
gonna be on the big screen,
2035
01:43:32,706 --> 01:43:34,341
I'd have got my hair done.
2036
01:43:34,940 --> 01:43:37,575
I'm sorry.
2037
01:43:37,577 --> 01:43:39,543
You didn't write
any of the songs?
2038
01:43:39,545 --> 01:43:41,312
No.
2039
01:43:41,314 --> 01:43:44,514
That is very bad behavior.
2040
01:43:44,516 --> 01:43:45,982
- On a global scale.
- Yeah.
2041
01:43:45,984 --> 01:43:47,688
It's very bad.
2042
01:43:55,627 --> 01:43:57,597
Well, this is a strange one.
2043
01:44:01,967 --> 01:44:05,303
Of course I've always known
I was number two.
2044
01:44:05,305 --> 01:44:07,671
But that's not
a bad place to be.
2045
01:44:07,673 --> 01:44:11,575
Some of the best songs
never made it to number one.
2046
01:44:11,577 --> 01:44:13,910
"Common People" by Pulp,
for a start.
2047
01:44:13,912 --> 01:44:15,679
It's a total classic.
2048
01:44:15,681 --> 01:44:18,652
And obviously all I want
is for Ellie to be happy.
2049
01:44:22,521 --> 01:44:24,789
Gavin.
2050
01:44:24,791 --> 01:44:27,360
Best man I ever met.
2051
01:44:31,096 --> 01:44:32,595
- Thank you, Gavin.
- He's here.
2052
01:44:32,597 --> 01:44:33,964
- He's here! - Go on.
- What is that?
2053
01:44:33,966 --> 01:44:35,965
- Oh, God. - Go!
- Jack! - Jack!
2054
01:44:35,967 --> 01:44:37,367
- Oh, my... We should definitely go!
- Yeah, yeah.
2055
01:44:37,369 --> 01:44:38,968
Shit!
2056
01:44:38,970 --> 01:44:41,004
Where's that lying
son of a bitch?
2057
01:44:41,006 --> 01:44:42,039
Move, idiots!
2058
01:44:42,041 --> 01:44:44,607
Look, he's here!
2059
01:44:44,609 --> 01:44:45,942
Jack!
2060
01:44:45,944 --> 01:44:47,510
Jack, please take me with you.
2061
01:44:47,512 --> 01:44:48,946
No one else will employ me.
2062
01:44:48,948 --> 01:44:49,979
I-I'm rubbish at my job.
2063
01:44:49,981 --> 01:44:51,048
Just hold them off, Rocky.
2064
01:44:51,050 --> 01:44:52,950
In the name of money, stop!
2065
01:44:52,952 --> 01:44:55,652
Get back here, you stupid,
English mother...
2066
01:44:55,654 --> 01:44:57,987
- Uh, ooh. Sorry, Debra.
- Jack!
2067
01:44:57,989 --> 01:44:59,089
Debra, stop this.
2068
01:44:59,091 --> 01:45:01,295
- You're embarrassing yourself.
- Jack!
2069
01:45:02,895 --> 01:45:04,961
♪ It's such a beautiful night ♪
2070
01:45:04,963 --> 01:45:06,996
♪ To make a change
in our lives ♪
2071
01:45:06,998 --> 01:45:10,000
♪ East Anglian sky,
empty bottle of wine ♪
2072
01:45:10,002 --> 01:45:11,501
♪ I got you by my side ♪
2073
01:45:11,503 --> 01:45:13,036
♪ Talking 'bout love and life ♪
2074
01:45:13,038 --> 01:45:15,406
♪ Oh, how lucky you're mine
when I look in your eyes ♪
2075
01:45:15,408 --> 01:45:19,110
♪ What a wonderful way
to spend a moment or two ♪
2076
01:45:19,112 --> 01:45:21,778
♪ To be lying awake
and be here talking to you ♪
2077
01:45:21,780 --> 01:45:24,447
♪ I got somethin' to say
and know what I gotta do ♪
2078
01:45:24,449 --> 01:45:28,018
♪ To be making a change,
now the moment of truth ♪
2079
01:45:28,020 --> 01:45:29,786
♪ Why am I feeling
so nervous? ♪
2080
01:45:29,788 --> 01:45:34,458
♪ When things are going
so perfect ♪
2081
01:45:34,460 --> 01:45:36,593
♪ But I know
that it's worth it ♪
2082
01:45:36,595 --> 01:45:38,763
♪ To spend forever with you ♪
2083
01:45:38,765 --> 01:45:41,866
♪ And so I count to three ♪
2084
01:45:41,868 --> 01:45:44,602
♪ And get on one knee ♪
2085
01:45:44,604 --> 01:45:45,872
♪ And I ask you ♪
2086
01:45:47,840 --> 01:45:50,607
♪ Darling, honestly ♪
2087
01:45:50,609 --> 01:45:53,677
♪ I've waited all this time ♪
2088
01:45:53,679 --> 01:45:56,880
♪ Just to make it right ♪
2089
01:45:56,882 --> 01:45:59,549
♪ So, I'll ask you tonight ♪
2090
01:45:59,551 --> 01:46:02,852
♪ "Will you marry me?" ♪
2091
01:46:02,854 --> 01:46:06,055
♪ Just say yes ♪
2092
01:46:06,057 --> 01:46:09,796
♪ One word,
one love, one life... ♪
2093
01:46:12,097 --> 01:46:15,633
Oh, I feel like Harry Potter
after he defeated Voldemort.
2094
01:46:15,635 --> 01:46:18,669
At last, everything can go
back to normal.
2095
01:46:18,671 --> 01:46:21,906
Isn't normal wonderful?
2096
01:46:21,908 --> 01:46:23,907
Who?
2097
01:46:23,909 --> 01:46:26,477
Sorry?
2098
01:46:26,479 --> 01:46:28,178
Harry Potter. Who's he?
2099
01:46:28,180 --> 01:46:31,014
♪ Your hand in mine ♪
2100
01:46:31,016 --> 01:46:33,651
♪ Some things were
just meant to be ♪
2101
01:46:33,653 --> 01:46:37,620
♪ Hearts intertwined ♪
2102
01:46:37,622 --> 01:46:40,156
- ♪ Some things were just meant to be ♪
- No one.
2103
01:46:40,158 --> 01:46:43,126
- Nothing.
- ♪ In perfect time ♪
2104
01:46:43,128 --> 01:46:45,028
♪ Some things were
just meant to be ♪
2105
01:46:45,030 --> 01:46:46,729
Time for bed.
2106
01:46:46,731 --> 01:46:48,965
- Time.
- ♪ Oh, you and I ♪
2107
01:46:48,967 --> 01:46:51,805
♪ Some things were
just meant to be. ♪
2108
01:46:56,975 --> 01:47:01,010
♪ Desmond has a barrow
in the marketplace ♪
2109
01:47:01,012 --> 01:47:05,014
♪ Molly is a singer
with a band ♪
2110
01:47:05,016 --> 01:47:09,553
♪ Desmond says to Molly,
"Girl, I like your face" ♪
2111
01:47:09,555 --> 01:47:13,824
♪ And Molly says this
as she takes him by the hand ♪
2112
01:47:13,826 --> 01:47:15,860
♪ Ob-la-di, ob-la-da ♪
2113
01:47:15,862 --> 01:47:18,161
♪ Life goes on, brah ♪
2114
01:47:18,163 --> 01:47:20,897
♪ Lala,
how their life goes on ♪
2115
01:47:20,899 --> 01:47:22,833
Okay.
2116
01:47:22,835 --> 01:47:28,108
♪ In a couple of years they
have built a home sweet home ♪
2117
01:47:31,077 --> 01:47:34,978
♪ With a couple of kids
running in the yard ♪
2118
01:47:34,980 --> 01:47:38,616
♪ Of Desmond and Molly Jones ♪
2119
01:47:38,618 --> 01:47:40,049
♪ Ha-ha-ha-ha ♪
2120
01:47:40,051 --> 01:47:43,586
♪ Happy ever after
in the marketplace ♪
2121
01:47:43,588 --> 01:47:47,691
♪ Molly lets the children
lend a hand ♪
2122
01:47:47,693 --> 01:47:51,629
♪ Desmond stays at home
and does a pretty face ♪
2123
01:47:51,631 --> 01:47:54,764
♪ And in the evening
she's a singer in a band ♪
2124
01:47:54,766 --> 01:47:56,099
One last time!
2125
01:47:56,101 --> 01:47:57,968
♪ Ob-la-di, ob-la-da ♪
2126
01:47:57,970 --> 01:48:00,271
♪ Life goes on, brah ♪
2127
01:48:00,273 --> 01:48:03,741
♪ Lala,
how their life goes on ♪
2128
01:48:03,743 --> 01:48:06,043
♪ Ob-la-di, ob-la-da ♪
2129
01:48:06,045 --> 01:48:09,146
♪ Life goes on, brah ♪
2130
01:48:09,148 --> 01:48:12,152
♪ Lala,
how their life goes on ♪
2131
01:48:13,552 --> 01:48:14,884
And if you want some fun!
2132
01:48:14,886 --> 01:48:17,254
♪ Take Ob-la-di-bla-da. ♪
2133
01:48:23,194 --> 01:48:25,329
Yes!
2134
01:48:41,613 --> 01:48:44,348
♪ Hey, Jude ♪
2135
01:48:44,350 --> 01:48:48,018
♪ Don't make it bad ♪
2136
01:48:48,020 --> 01:48:54,892
♪ Take a sad song
and make it better ♪
2137
01:48:54,894 --> 01:49:00,196
♪ Remember to let her
into your heart ♪
2138
01:49:00,198 --> 01:49:03,000
♪ Then you can start ♪
2139
01:49:03,002 --> 01:49:07,370
♪ To make it better ♪
2140
01:49:07,372 --> 01:49:13,677
♪ Hey, Jude, don't be afraid ♪
2141
01:49:13,679 --> 01:49:16,679
♪ You were made to ♪
2142
01:49:16,681 --> 01:49:20,817
♪ Go out and get her ♪
2143
01:49:20,819 --> 01:49:25,856
♪ The minute you let her
under your skin ♪
2144
01:49:25,858 --> 01:49:32,599
♪ Then you begin
to make it better ♪
2145
01:49:34,667 --> 01:49:38,001
♪ And anytime
you feel the pain ♪
2146
01:49:38,003 --> 01:49:41,170
♪ Hey, Jude, refrain ♪
2147
01:49:41,172 --> 01:49:43,906
♪ Don't carry the world ♪
2148
01:49:43,908 --> 01:49:48,681
♪ Upon your shoulders ♪
2149
01:49:50,750 --> 01:49:54,084
♪ For well you know
that it's a fool ♪
2150
01:49:54,086 --> 01:49:57,388
♪ Who plays it cool ♪
2151
01:49:57,390 --> 01:50:00,691
♪ By making his world ♪
2152
01:50:00,693 --> 01:50:05,195
♪ A little colder ♪
2153
01:50:05,197 --> 01:50:10,971
♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah,
nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
2154
01:50:13,773 --> 01:50:16,272
♪ Hey, Jude ♪
2155
01:50:16,274 --> 01:50:20,143
♪ Don't let me down ♪
2156
01:50:20,145 --> 01:50:26,784
♪ You have found her,
now go and get her ♪
2157
01:50:26,786 --> 01:50:32,121
♪ Remember to let her
into your heart ♪
2158
01:50:32,123 --> 01:50:38,331
♪ Then you can start
to make it better ♪
2159
01:50:40,699 --> 01:50:44,067
♪ So let it out and let it in ♪
2160
01:50:44,069 --> 01:50:47,838
♪ Hey, Jude, begin ♪
2161
01:50:47,840 --> 01:50:51,241
♪ You're waiting for someone ♪
2162
01:50:51,243 --> 01:50:55,181
♪ To perform with ♪
2163
01:50:57,248 --> 01:51:00,784
♪ And don't you know
that it's just you ♪
2164
01:51:00,786 --> 01:51:04,254
♪ Hey, Jude, you'll do ♪
2165
01:51:04,256 --> 01:51:07,391
♪ The movement you need ♪
2166
01:51:07,393 --> 01:51:11,461
♪ Is on your shoulder ♪
2167
01:51:11,463 --> 01:51:14,498
♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
2168
01:51:14,500 --> 01:51:20,771
♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah, yeah ♪
2169
01:51:20,773 --> 01:51:23,339
♪ Hey, Jude ♪
2170
01:51:23,341 --> 01:51:27,277
♪ Don't make it bad ♪
2171
01:51:27,279 --> 01:51:34,250
♪ Take a sad song
and make it better ♪
2172
01:51:34,252 --> 01:51:39,522
♪ Remember to let her
under your skin ♪
2173
01:51:39,524 --> 01:51:42,459
♪ Then you'll begin ♪
2174
01:51:42,461 --> 01:51:45,461
♪ To make it better ♪
2175
01:51:45,463 --> 01:51:48,365
♪ Better, better, better,
better, better ♪
2176
01:51:48,367 --> 01:51:49,532
♪ I'm begging you ♪
2177
01:51:49,534 --> 01:51:52,769
♪ Oh! Yeah... ♪
2178
01:51:52,771 --> 01:51:57,441
- ♪ Nah, nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... ♪
2179
01:51:57,443 --> 01:52:00,277
♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
2180
01:52:00,279 --> 01:52:02,282
♪ Hey, Jude ♪
2181
01:52:04,350 --> 01:52:10,920
♪ Nah, nah-nah,
nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
2182
01:52:10,922 --> 01:52:13,456
♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
2183
01:52:13,458 --> 01:52:15,327
♪ Hey, Jude ♪
2184
01:52:17,395 --> 01:52:24,034
♪ Nah, nah-nah,
nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
2185
01:52:24,036 --> 01:52:26,870
♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
2186
01:52:26,872 --> 01:52:28,742
♪ Hey, Jude ♪
2187
01:52:30,810 --> 01:52:37,180
♪ Nah, nah-nah,
nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
2188
01:52:37,182 --> 01:52:39,549
♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
2189
01:52:39,551 --> 01:52:41,317
♪ Hey, Jude ♪
2190
01:52:41,319 --> 01:52:44,388
♪ Jude, Judy, Judy,
Judy, Judy, Judy, ow, wow! ♪
2191
01:52:44,390 --> 01:52:50,259
- ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
- ♪ Oh, my, my, my ♪
2192
01:52:50,261 --> 01:52:53,229
♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
2193
01:52:53,231 --> 01:52:54,565
♪ Hey, Jude ♪
2194
01:52:54,567 --> 01:52:57,267
♪ Jude, Jude, Jude,
Jude, Jude ♪
2195
01:52:57,269 --> 01:53:03,040
♪ Nah, nah-nah,
nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
2196
01:53:03,042 --> 01:53:06,276
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
- ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
2197
01:53:06,278 --> 01:53:08,611
- ♪ Hey, Jude ♪
- ♪ Yeah, you know you can make it, Jude ♪
2198
01:53:08,613 --> 01:53:10,613
♪ Jude, you're
not gonna break it ♪
2199
01:53:10,615 --> 01:53:13,116
♪ Nah, nah-nah ♪
2200
01:53:13,118 --> 01:53:15,218
- ♪ Don't make it bad, Jude ♪
- ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
2201
01:53:15,220 --> 01:53:18,955
- ♪ Take a sad song and make it better ♪
- ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
2202
01:53:18,957 --> 01:53:21,991
- ♪ Hey, Jude ♪
- ♪ Oh, Jude, Jude, hey, Jude ♪
2203
01:53:21,993 --> 01:53:23,593
♪ Wow... ♪
2204
01:53:23,595 --> 01:53:27,897
♪ Nah, nah-nah,
nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
2205
01:53:27,899 --> 01:53:32,169
- ♪ Ooh, Jude ♪
- ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
2206
01:53:32,171 --> 01:53:34,071
♪ Hey, Jude ♪
2207
01:53:34,073 --> 01:53:36,540
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
2208
01:53:36,542 --> 01:53:40,477
♪ Nah, nah-nah,
nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
2209
01:53:40,479 --> 01:53:42,946
♪ Hey, hey ♪
2210
01:53:42,948 --> 01:53:45,214
♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
2211
01:53:45,216 --> 01:53:46,549
♪ Hey, Jude ♪
2212
01:53:46,551 --> 01:53:49,553
♪ Now, Jude, Jude,
Jude, Jude, Jude ♪
2213
01:53:49,555 --> 01:53:54,491
- ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
2214
01:53:54,493 --> 01:53:55,992
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪
2215
01:53:55,994 --> 01:53:58,227
♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
2216
01:53:58,229 --> 01:54:02,199
♪ Hey, Jude ♪
2217
01:54:02,201 --> 01:54:07,970
♪ Nah, nah-nah,
nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
2218
01:54:07,972 --> 01:54:11,141
♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
2219
01:54:11,143 --> 01:54:12,476
♪ Hey, Jude ♪
2220
01:54:12,478 --> 01:54:15,012
♪ Nah-nah-nah-nah-
nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah... ♪
2221
01:54:15,014 --> 01:54:19,348
♪ Nah, nah-nah,
nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
2222
01:54:19,350 --> 01:54:20,951
♪ Pain won't come back, Jude ♪
2223
01:54:20,953 --> 01:54:23,986
♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
2224
01:54:23,988 --> 01:54:25,858
♪ Hey, Jude ♪
2225
01:54:27,592 --> 01:54:33,530
♪ Nah, nah-nah,
nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
2226
01:54:33,532 --> 01:54:36,633
♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
2227
01:54:36,635 --> 01:54:38,338
♪ Hey, Jude ♪
2228
01:54:40,405 --> 01:54:45,375
- ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
- ♪ Yeah... ♪
2229
01:54:45,377 --> 01:54:47,311
♪ Make it through ♪
2230
01:54:47,313 --> 01:54:49,478
♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
2231
01:54:49,480 --> 01:54:52,014
- ♪ Hey, Jude ♪
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
2232
01:54:52,016 --> 01:54:53,349
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... ♪
2233
01:54:53,351 --> 01:54:59,423
♪ Nah, nah-nah,
nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
2234
01:54:59,425 --> 01:55:02,425
♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
2235
01:55:02,427 --> 01:55:04,995
- ♪ Hey, Jude ♪
- ♪ Good evening, ladies and gentlemen ♪
2236
01:55:04,997 --> 01:55:06,463
♪ Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma... ♪
2237
01:55:06,465 --> 01:55:12,335
♪ Nah, nah-nah,
nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
2238
01:55:12,337 --> 01:55:15,438
♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
2239
01:55:15,440 --> 01:55:17,309
♪ Hey, Jude ♪
2240
01:55:19,211 --> 01:55:25,182
♪ Nah, nah-nah,
nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
2241
01:55:25,184 --> 01:55:27,750
♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
2242
01:55:27,752 --> 01:55:30,586
♪ Hey, Jude ♪
2243
01:55:30,588 --> 01:55:37,561
♪ Well, then a nah, nah-nah,
nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
2244
01:55:37,563 --> 01:55:40,664
♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
2245
01:55:40,666 --> 01:55:43,599
♪ Hey, Jude. ♪
2246
01:55:45,472 --> 01:55:50,472
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