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["Int'l Players Anthem (I Choose You)"]
<i>♪ I typed a text to a girl I used to see ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Sayin' that I chose this cutie pie
With whom I wanna be ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And, I apologize
If this message gets you down ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Then I CC'ed every girl
That I'd see-see 'round town ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Hate to see y'all frown
But I'd rather see her smilin'... ♪</i>

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[woman]
Who was your favorite artist tonight?

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[man] You know, I liked ASAP Rocky.

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[woman] Was that your first time
at Neon Classic?

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[man] Uh, no.

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Alright. I was about to say
you're welcome.

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[man laughs]

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[man] That was my first time with you.

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[music continues in background]

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- [woman] You're the best.
- Mm-mm.

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Yes! Time for drinks!

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- [man] Yes, it is.
- [car horn]

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[woman] <i>Cuidado. Cuidado, mi amor.</i>

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Be careful.

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[music continues in background]

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- [man] You know what I wanna do?
- Huh?

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[man] Get on your back.

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[woman] You always wanna get on my back.
Come on, squat time. What up, dude!

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[loud music playing]

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[woman] Excuse me, <i>permiso.</i>

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Beautiful man down my back,
I have to deliver him to...

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[woman 2] No one can smoke in here!

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[woman shouts] What up, bitches?

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- What up, girl?
- What up?

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- Drinks, what are we thinking?
- Ooh!

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- Whiskey ginger, please.
- You spoke up real quick.

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- Uh, vodka soda... Ketel soda.
- [man] All right.

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- [man murmurs]
- I don't want a hangover.

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Can we talk about
Postal Service's set tonight?

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- Why is that guy so sad?
- What?

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He literally looks like somebody
put glasses on a slice of Wonder Bread.

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You talking about that dude
from Postal Service?

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- [Erin] Yeah!
- It's accurate.

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- [woman] Baby, not you, too.
- Thank you.

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All right, toast
to another successful Neon Classic.

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- [man whooping]
- Yes, best year yet!

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[instant camera clicks]

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- For your cray-ass kids.
- What?

43
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- You gotta shake it!
- Baby, don't shake it, that's a myth.

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It's not a myth.

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- Look.
- Oh.

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[woman] <i>Look at us. We were so happy.</i>

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Idiots.

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I don't know if you know this, man,
but love is a lie.

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Bitch, please.

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I'm sorry.

51
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It's just tonight was terrible.

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Me and my man broke up, of nine years.
No big deal.

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I'm moving to San Francisco,
'cause I got my dream job.

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Career girl over here,

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- doing the damn thing. Getting it done.
- Okay.

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- You know?
- Yeah. Time's up.

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And he just didn't want
to do long distance.

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- Wow!
- I know.

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Really? With FaceTime?

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- With everything.
- And high-speed internet?

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- That's what I said.
- I mean, that's fucked up.

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Thank you, that's what I said.

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Why he leave you like that?

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[cracking] He didn't even wanna try.

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Why he won't try? Look at you
with your pretty teeth and shit.

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Thank you, I told him I have pretty teeth!

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Oh, my God! What man
don't wanna put his dick in your mouth

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with those pretty teeth
chomping on that dick?

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- [sobbing] Thank you.
- [sighs]

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You know, I got to stop
going to Craigslist to find dick.

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- You do.
- I do!

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- You're beautiful.
- Am I?

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Come on, girl.

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I feel like we're before-and-after
pictures right now.

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Huh! When's this train coming?

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I'm kinda over this conversation
to be honest.

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What the fuck just happened?

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[train approaching]

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♪ <i>In my head ♪</i>

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♪ <i>I play a supercut of us ♪</i>

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<i>♪ All the magic we gave off ♪</i>

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♪ <i>All the love we had and lost ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And in my head ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The visions never stop ♪</i>

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<i>♪ These ribbons wrap me up ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But when I reach for you
There's just a supercut ♪</i>

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[laughing]

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♪ <i>In your car, the radio up
In your car, the radio up ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We keep trying to talk about us ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But it's just a supercut of us ♪</i>

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- [indistinct chatter]
- [laughter]

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♪ <i>Supercut of us</i> ♪

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<i>♪ So I fall ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Into continents and cars ♪</i>

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<i>♪ All the stages and the stars ♪</i>

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- Boo!
- [yelps]

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<i>♪ I turn all of it ♪</i>

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<i>♪ To just a supercut ♪</i>

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<i>♪ 'Cause in my head ♪</i>

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<i>♪ In my head, I do everything right ♪</i>

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<i>♪ When you call ♪</i>

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<i>♪ When you call
I'll forgive and not fight ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Because ours ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Are the moments I play in the dark ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We were wild... ♪</i>

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You just always fucking walk away.
Really... Real grown-up.

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♪ <i>I'll be your quiet afternoon crush</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Be your violent overnight rush</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Make you crazy over my touch</i> ♪

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♪ <i>But it's just a supercut of us</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Supercut of us</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Oh it's just a supercut of us</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Supercut of us</i> ♪

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♪ <i>It's in my head
In my head I do everything right</i> ♪

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[song fades]

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What the fuck?

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[groans]

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[cell phone pings]

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[sighs]

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Fuck, I can't do this.

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Why?

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Oh, that was super misleading, right?

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Like, I want to do this, it's just
I have mad appointments today.

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I'm showing this brownstone in Cobble Hill
for three million dollars.

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God bless the middle-aged whites.

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Keeping a bitch paid,
it's like reparations, you know?

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[laughs]

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I would love for you to meet
some of my friends.

129
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How would you feel about that?

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Mm. Kissing you is nice,

131
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but it doesn't absolve you
from answering me.

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- Fuck it. We can talk later.
- Mm-hmm.

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[door shuts]

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Dude... I just went to pet a Chihuahua
outside our building,

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and it was a fucking rat.

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Oh, my God, I need coffee.

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Coffee, coffee, please.

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Please, love me right!

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- Rough night?
- Oof.

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Popped by Casablanca
to meet up with Sasha and Rory, right?

141
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You know, before I went to Leah's
or whatever.

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And Sasha's dating this 22-year-old
femme goddess.

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Seriously, you gotta check her Instagram.
Oh, my favorite mug.

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You love me so much.

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I think it's very cute
that you have a girlfriend.

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You guys have been together
for like four months now, right?

147
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I don't have a girlfriend.

148
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Leah...

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is a girl, who is my friend, who I see...

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on consecutive nights,
and whose company I enjoy

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more than anyone else's
in the whole entire world.

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Whatever. Kindly leave your
heteronormative labels

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in a motherfucking box,
to the motherfucking left.

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- Thank you!
- You love her.

155
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Whatever.

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[man] Morning, ladies. [chuckles]

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Wow, did I sleep late or what?

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- Mm.
- Morning.

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- Sorry, morning breath.
- [both chuckle]

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I'm gonna...

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[laughs]

162
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[clears throat]

163
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- Yes?
- You're gonna break up with him, or...

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[scoffs]
We are just settled into a routine.

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We don't have to be all over each other
to prove that we're in love.

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Sure, lit, but also you hate him, so...

167
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Remember when we talked about
cleaning your room? Did you not hear me?

168
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Or were you like,
"I'm not gonna do that anyway."

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[in German accent]
Now, what can I make you for breakfast?

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[both] Mwah!

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Ooh.

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[both] Mwah!

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- Oh-ho. That's good.
- Mm-hmm.

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- [Erin] Two of 'em.
- I just creamed my pajamas.

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[Erin] Right in them pajamas.

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There's my breakfast.

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[Erin] Oh, there it is.

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- Get that. Get that brekkie.
- [man] Mm.

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[whispers] That's all I need.

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I love you.

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[chuckling] Love you.

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[man] Off to the market!

183
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Shut up.

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- Go clean your room.
- Um, go clean my room?

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- A little bit.
- I love you. Let me just...

186
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- [makes kissy noises]
- Get outta here.

187
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Mm. [kissy noises]

188
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[Erin giggles]

189
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[sighs]

190
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[Erin] Holy fuck!

191
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What?

192
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- Ow, shit. Your room!
- [music playing on cellphone]

193
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- Is that Jenny's Instagram?
- Mm-hmm.

194
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No, you don't think.

195
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I mean, I don't know, the last time
she was listening toÂ this joint

196
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was when Matt broke her heart,
senior year.

197
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Maybe she's just <i>listening</i> to it.
Probably nothing.

198
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- [Erin] Yeah, totally.
- [dog snarls]

199
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No. There's no way
that her and Nate broke up.

200
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[laptop chiming]

201
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- Fuck.
- Fuck.

202
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[laptop chiming]

203
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Okay.

204
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[together] Hey!

205
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<i>- Cool, cool, cool. You saw my story.</i>
- How are you?

206
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Who I gotta kill?

207
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You okay?

208
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<i>We broke up last night, but I'm 100% fine.</i>

209
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Like, we... we <i>were</i> together for,
like, nine years, right?

210
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Like, and now we're not.

211
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<i>Anyway, Nate sucks.</i>

212
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And he should fucking die.

213
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- [Erin] <i>Jesus.</i>
- [Blair] <i>What?</i>

214
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[laughing] I'm just kidding, you guys

215
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No, I'm not.

216
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[nervous chuckle] Oh, boy.

217
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Hold onto your nips
because I have some epic news.

218
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[trills]

219
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I have two words for you:

220
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Neon Classic.

221
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<i>We haven't been to the festival
in three years.</i>

222
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<i>It was just announced that Neon Classic
is doing</i>

223
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a pop-up show at Sony Hall,

224
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and it is going to be fucking awesome.
Okay?

225
00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:07,607
Secret show, secret headliner.

226
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<i>I got us three all-access passes,
courtesy of the </i>Rolling Stone.

227
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Yes, you do, bitch!

228
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You know crowds make me uncomfortable
in this political climate.

229
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- Ow! That hurt.
<i>- </i>[Jenny] Putitas!

230
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Basically, I want you to call your work
and tell them you have your period

231
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and come over to my apartment.

232
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- Done.
- I can't do that. I'm sorry.

233
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<i>- Blair!</i>
- I'm sorry. I'm running point

234
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on a very important tastemakers' brunch
next week,

235
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I'm presenting my Instagram
strategy today,

236
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and I can't miss the hashtag roll-out.

237
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Everything you said just like... sucked.

238
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:37,011
Did you mean the roll-out of the hashtag,
or did you just hashtag the word roll-out?

239
00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:40,848
<i>Fine. I will just come over
after your meeting for lunch.</i>

240
00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:43,643
<i>- Erin, can you get some OJ for mimosas?</i>
- Yup.

241
00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:45,645
Oh, we also need champagne though.

242
00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:50,524
Because all I got is this, and it may not
be here by the time you get here.

243
00:10:50,608 --> 00:10:52,693
[laughing] <i>You know what I'm saying?</i>

244
00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:55,237
Okay, I love you both. I love you, bye!

245
00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:59,492
- Bye-ee.
- Love you, bye-ee!

246
00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:01,619
You know the beginning
of a disaster movie,

247
00:11:01,702 --> 00:11:04,246
like, right before the girl
who looks like me dies,

248
00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,770
and, like, right when the girl
who looks like you walk outside

249
00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:10,795
and be like, "Oh, my God,
look how crazy the sky looks!"?

250
00:11:11,587 --> 00:11:12,963
This feels like that.

251
00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:15,383
["Truth Hurts" playing]

252
00:11:15,966 --> 00:11:18,636
<i>♪ Why men great
'Til they gotta be great? ♪</i>

253
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:20,513
<i>♪ Woo! ♪</i>

254
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:21,764
<i>♪ I just took a... ♪</i>

255
00:11:21,889 --> 00:11:25,851
[Jenny sings along] <i>♪...DNA test
Turns out I'm a 100% that bitch ♪</i>

256
00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:27,269
<i>♪ Even when I'm crying crazy ♪</i>

257
00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:30,356
<i>♪ Yeah, I got boy problems,
That's the human in me ♪</i>

258
00:11:30,439 --> 00:11:32,900
<i>♪ Bling bling, then I solve 'em
That's the goddess in me ♪</i>

259
00:11:33,025 --> 00:11:36,028
<i>♪ You could've had a bad bitch,
Non-committal ♪</i>

260
00:11:36,153 --> 00:11:39,073
<i>♪ Help you with your career
Just a little ♪</i>

261
00:11:39,156 --> 00:11:42,451
<i>♪ You're 'posed to hold me down
But now you're holding me back ♪</i>

262
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:45,454
<i>♪ And that's the sound
Of me not calling you back ♪</i>

263
00:11:45,579 --> 00:11:46,414
[shouting] Ow!

264
00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:49,166
<i>♪ Why men great
'Til they gotta go, yeah! ♪</i>

265
00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:52,169
<i>♪ Don't text me
Tell it straight to my face ♪</i>

266
00:11:52,294 --> 00:11:54,296
Hey! Yup! Yup!

267
00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:58,426
[track changes to "Mansard Roof"]
<i>♪ I see a mansard roof through the trees ♪</i>

268
00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:00,820
What is this song? Do I know this song?

269
00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:03,347
<i>♪ I see a salty message
Written in the... ♪</i>

270
00:12:03,472 --> 00:12:04,472
Winter break,

271
00:12:05,641 --> 00:12:06,726
junior year.

272
00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:08,811
<i>♪ The ground beneath my feet... ♪</i>

273
00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:10,145
Fuck that.

274
00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:12,523
- You want me...?
- Let it play.

275
00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:15,651
<i>♪ ...now the tops of buildings
I can see them, too ♪</i>

276
00:12:16,026 --> 00:12:18,028
[drum rhythm]

277
00:12:22,032 --> 00:12:24,034
- What is this song?
- I love this song.

278
00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:25,953
<i>♪ I see a mansard roof... ♪</i>

279
00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:28,718
Blair, did you do drugs with
the study-abroad kids in the bathroom?

280
00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:30,750
No. Maybe.

281
00:12:31,041 --> 00:12:32,041
[Erin laughs]

282
00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:33,335
[man] No one connects anymore.

283
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:36,088
They hook up and move on,
but what happened to finding a soulmate?

284
00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:39,133
You're only as valuable
as your profile picture now.

285
00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:41,844
You sound like an idiot, dude.

286
00:12:42,386 --> 00:12:43,429
You sound like an idiot.

287
00:12:44,054 --> 00:12:45,848
Hey, we can't all crush puss like you do.

288
00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:49,586
You know the reason why
you're having a problem with girls?

289
00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:50,935
Why?

290
00:12:50,978 --> 00:12:53,272
- You say shit like "crush puss."
- [both laugh]

291
00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:58,157
You know people can see
that you're doing that.

292
00:12:58,194 --> 00:13:02,156
Ah! It's just, when it grows back in,
it just all grows towards each other.

293
00:13:02,656 --> 00:13:04,366
I'm such a <i>pendeja.</i> Guys.

294
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:07,384
Matt's probably not even gonna be here.
What am I even doing here?

295
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,413
I BBM'd him two days ago
and still hasn't read it,

296
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:11,375
but he went on BBM today,
changed his name, bang,

297
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:13,584
it's like I'm supposed to be like
a dumbass?

298
00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:15,667
Are you acting like I don't see
that you're active?

299
00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:16,921
- What the fuck?
- Right?

300
00:13:17,713 --> 00:13:19,673
Well, at least y'all got prospects.

301
00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:22,676
- What about that girl right down there?
- No.

302
00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:24,440
[Nate] She's been looking
at you all night.

303
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:25,846
No, undergrad girls are lame.

304
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:28,057
On OkCupid I put my stuff for forty-up.

305
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,309
[Paul] Older women get me, man.

306
00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:32,312
It's like they're fucking
their son's hot friend.

307
00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:33,354
[exhales sharply]

308
00:13:33,437 --> 00:13:35,940
- You stay away from my mother.
- Yeah, yeah.

309
00:13:36,023 --> 00:13:37,358
[Jenny chuckles]

310
00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:39,359
Okay.

311
00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:43,322
- Did he just... Did he just hear me?
- Yeah, he did.

312
00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:45,666
- [Blair] Now he's coming over here.
- Is he?

313
00:13:45,699 --> 00:13:47,886
- He's walking over here.
- [Jen] Who's walking over here?

314
00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:48,911
The guy who...

315
00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:50,079
[Nate] The guy who...

316
00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:52,164
Smoked... crayons.

317
00:13:52,289 --> 00:13:54,667
[Erin] Yellow... crayons.

318
00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:55,750
I don't know.

319
00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:58,796
Nice save, Blair.

320
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:03,551
Oh, that's some strong, prolonged
eye contact,

321
00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:05,219
- so we're gonna bounce.
- Yep.

322
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:07,512
Nate.

323
00:14:08,472 --> 00:14:10,599
Hi. Jenny. Nice to meet you...

324
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:15,229
[Nate] Oh, I get it.

325
00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:18,107
That's the guy that
you came here to meet originally, huh?

326
00:14:19,149 --> 00:14:21,819
What? No, I don't... I don't care.
I don't know... I don't...

327
00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:23,571
Psh! I do not know...

328
00:14:25,322 --> 00:14:26,156
who that is.

329
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:29,410
Who is he? I'm so convinced right now
by what you're doing. [laughs]

330
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:30,870
[sighs]

331
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:38,002
You know what?
Fuck that guy you don't know.

332
00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:40,254
All right? Me and you, let's dance.

333
00:14:40,629 --> 00:14:42,298
Let's make him a little jelly.

334
00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:44,925
Yes, girl!

335
00:14:45,509 --> 00:14:46,427
["Saturdays" playing]

336
00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:48,095
<i>♪ This could be the last time ♪</i>

337
00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:51,640
<i>♪ That could be the fault line
Slipping away ♪</i>

338
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,684
<i>♪ This could be the last time ♪</i>

339
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:56,228
<i>♪ Care about everything you say ♪</i>

340
00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:58,331
- [she squeals] My armpit!
- You're taking too long.

341
00:14:58,355 --> 00:14:59,481
[Jenny laughs]

342
00:15:01,775 --> 00:15:03,152
<i>♪ Nothing's real... ♪</i>

343
00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:04,653
[Jenny moans]

344
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,281
- You smell good.
- Yeah?

345
00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:09,713
That's great
'cause I didn't shower today.

346
00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:11,827
- That's what I'm talking about.
- Yes!

347
00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:13,244
<i>♪ Saturdays ♪</i>

348
00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:19,960
<i>♪ When we dance in the dark
In the room where it all gets real ♪</i>

349
00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:22,755
<i>♪ I know you know how it feels ♪</i>

350
00:15:22,838 --> 00:15:24,548
- [Jenny moans]
- [Nate] You got anything?

351
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:28,093
- What, like condoms? Or AIDS?
- [laughs]

352
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,201
I don't think I've ever heard "AIDS"

353
00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:31,889
said to me while I was making out.

354
00:15:31,972 --> 00:15:32,972
You're welcome.

355
00:15:34,558 --> 00:15:37,102
<i>♪ If it's my face you remember ♪</i>

356
00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:39,647
<i>♪ From all the Sundays
In the summer... ♪</i>

357
00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:41,857
- [Jenny laughs]
- Praise the Lord.

358
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:42,983
<i>♪ More than a spark ♪</i>

359
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:46,111
<i>♪ Enough to make me run
And follow you even 'til ♪</i>

360
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:47,947
<i>♪ Saturdays ♪</i>

361
00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:53,452
<i>♪ When we dance in the dark
In the room where it all gets real ♪</i>

362
00:15:53,535 --> 00:15:56,246
[Jenny moans]

363
00:15:57,247 --> 00:15:58,082
<i>♪ Saturdays... ♪</i>

364
00:15:58,165 --> 00:15:59,291
[Jenny] Mm.

365
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,837
[Jenny] Holy shit.

366
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:05,339
[both moan]

367
00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:07,423
[Nate moans]

368
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,343
Holy fucking shit!

369
00:16:09,426 --> 00:16:10,761
[Nate laughs]

370
00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:12,596
[both gasping]

371
00:16:12,721 --> 00:16:13,721
Oh.

372
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:15,473
Wow!

373
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:17,475
Give me these.

374
00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:19,268
[Jenny moans]

375
00:16:21,438 --> 00:16:23,649
[moans softly]

376
00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:27,778
[cell phone rings]

377
00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:29,404
Oh.

378
00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:32,282
Hey, Jared, what's up?

379
00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:38,955
Yeah.

380
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,291
Yeah, yeah, nope.

381
00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:44,003
No worries. It's totally cool.

382
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,005
Mm-hmm.

383
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,842
Oh, I am super excited
to get out there as well.

384
00:16:49,925 --> 00:16:50,925
[chuckles]

385
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,010
Yeah.

386
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:54,179
Yeah, okay, cool, great.

387
00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:57,808
- Bye-bye-bye.
- Ha!

388
00:16:58,308 --> 00:17:00,561
Ah! You just quoted NSYNC.

389
00:17:00,644 --> 00:17:01,478
Fuck!

390
00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:03,397
- Fuck, fuck, fuck!
- What?

391
00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:06,066
[Sighs] The list for Neon Classic
is tapped out.

392
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:08,110
Well, look, dude. It's fine. It's okay.

393
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:11,113
We could just sit here and chill
and drink.

394
00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:12,906
What? No, no, we're going.

395
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,950
We're going to the show, okay?

396
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,076
I leave in a week.

397
00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:20,539
And then I turn 30, and then I die,
probably, and I...

398
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:24,126
can't stop moving,
or else I think about, um...

399
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:27,295
[clicks tongue]

400
00:17:28,338 --> 00:17:30,174
I can't leave New York City like this.

401
00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:31,341
This is the end of an era.

402
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:33,653
You, me, Blair, we've all been caught up
in our own shit.

403
00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:35,237
I need one last epic day with my girls.

404
00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:36,430
We owe it to the city.

405
00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:37,930
Yes, queen.

406
00:17:38,265 --> 00:17:40,825
Trying to make me feel feelings
like a motherfucking Pixar movie.

407
00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:43,270
- I'm not doing it.
- Okay, so I'm gonna go get dressed,

408
00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:45,522
and you are gonna email
everybody that you know

409
00:17:45,814 --> 00:17:47,054
that could get us on that list.

410
00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:48,108
All right.

411
00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:50,819
Uh, Jenny, I don't... I don't know nobody.

412
00:17:50,944 --> 00:17:52,362
I don't... I would email you.

413
00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:54,323
- I don't know anybody.
- Okay, new plan.

414
00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:56,950
We need all hands on deck.
We're gonna go to Blair's office,

415
00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:58,954
and tell them that her mom died
so she can leave.

416
00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:00,370
Jesus Christ!

417
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:01,538
Okay, fine, her aunt.

418
00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:04,583
I'm afraid you don't understand
what's fucked up about this suggestion,

419
00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:06,311
- but...
- You scour Craigslist for tickets.

420
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:08,975
We need more booze for today.
We should get some Molly for tonight.

421
00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:11,124
And then we go to Neon Classic.
We're gonna go mobile!

422
00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:13,717
And I'm gonna get dressed.

423
00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:18,639
[elevator bell dings]

424
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:24,812
Loving this look, BT-dubs.

425
00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:28,440
It's like Liz Lemon fucked
the Salvation Army.

426
00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:30,316
- Thank you.
- Mm-hm.

427
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:32,236
- Today, I'm free.
- Yeah.

428
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:35,239
We need big numbers here, okay?
If they don't have an M by their name,

429
00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:36,323
I don't want to see them.

430
00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:38,491
[Erin] Ugh!

431
00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:41,262
She's doing that thing where she stands
with her shoulders back.

432
00:18:41,411 --> 00:18:44,291
Good posture is so pretentious.
It's like, alright, whatever, we get you.

433
00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:46,476
You did ballet 'til you
were like in the ninth grade.

434
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,585
At least we're gonna have to really do...

435
00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:51,087
She sees us.

436
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:52,381
[Erin] She look pissed?

437
00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:53,923
Ooh...

438
00:18:54,716 --> 00:18:55,716
Yeah.

439
00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:59,221
And that would be... um...

440
00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:00,889
[Blair's speech continues indistinctly]

441
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:03,517
Ah, fuck it.

442
00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:06,645
[glass rattles]

443
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:09,273
Hey, Blair, can I talk to you for a sec?

444
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:10,732
It's an emergency.

445
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,234
Your aunt died.

446
00:19:16,071 --> 00:19:17,281
Oh, my God.

447
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:18,573
Blair.

448
00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:21,285
Was it Aunt Camille or Aunt Denise?

449
00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:23,495
Oh, don't tell me, it's too devastating.

450
00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:24,621
I'm so sorry.

451
00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:27,332
If you guys could just excuse me

452
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:28,834
for a moment.

453
00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:30,637
[voice wavers]
So sorry, I'll be right back.

454
00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:33,839
Go. Um, and I'm gonna pick it up
on page, um...

455
00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:35,841
five of the presentation.

456
00:19:35,924 --> 00:19:38,510
So, let's talk a little bit about

457
00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:42,848
visual merchandising
on Instagram specifically.

458
00:19:42,931 --> 00:19:44,516
[Blair] What are you doing here?

459
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,720
And why did you just tell my office
that my aunt died?

460
00:19:46,935 --> 00:19:47,935
Oh, wait...

461
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:49,354
Did Aunt Camille die?

462
00:19:49,479 --> 00:19:51,690
AC is chillin'.

463
00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:55,277
Jenny, on the other hand,
is in horrible shape.

464
00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:56,612
She needs us.

465
00:19:57,613 --> 00:20:00,699
Our bestie is out there drinking
champagne from a bottle of green juice

466
00:20:00,782 --> 00:20:02,117
that still has green juice in it.

467
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,368
[quietly] Oh, fuck.

468
00:20:05,495 --> 00:20:07,539
Wait, it's like a green-juice mimosa.

469
00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:10,250
- That's kinda genius.
- She made me try it.

470
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:12,794
It's fucking disgusting.
I am drowning out here.

471
00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:14,546
I need you. She needs you.

472
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:17,507
Okay, okay.
Of course, yes, I'm gonna come.

473
00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:20,928
I just... Shit. I need to tell my office
that I'm gonna...

474
00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:22,970
plan a funeral?

475
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:25,408
- That's really fucked up.
- Love you. Meet you downstairs.

476
00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:27,935
- I hate you. Get out of my office.
- Mm-hmm. Love you, boo.

477
00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:29,602
Love you.

478
00:20:30,687 --> 00:20:31,687
[quietly] Damn it.

479
00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:34,099
[Jen] Why haven't we heard
from the Craigslist guy yet?

480
00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:35,984
Hey, let's focus on the positive, okay?

481
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:39,780
I am so amped for you and this new job.
You're about to slay it.

482
00:20:39,863 --> 00:20:43,408
Aww. It's crazy, y'all.
They gave me a staff of people, like...

483
00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:47,055
How did I convince them that I should have
that much responsibility?

484
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:50,040
Fuck that modesty shit.
You are the dopest writer we know.

485
00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:51,416
- A hundred percent.
- Aww.

486
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:55,587
You have this really unique way
of describing music that's very special.

487
00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:57,798
- You believe that?
- Yeah.

488
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,008
[cell phone rings]

489
00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:02,010
- Oh, shit.
- Her pants, though.

490
00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:04,471
- I have to take this. I'm so sorry.
- Yeah, go on.

491
00:21:05,722 --> 00:21:06,556
Go for Blair.

492
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,100
- [cell phone rings]
- Oh, shit.

493
00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:11,353
- Now my boss is... calling me.
- Hey, text me when you're done.

494
00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:12,771
- I'm gonna go for a walk.
- Okay.

495
00:21:12,854 --> 00:21:14,356
- [Erin] Hey, Martha.
- [Jenny sighs]

496
00:21:14,439 --> 00:21:16,359
[Erin coughs] Yeah, I feel better.
What up, doll?

497
00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:17,721
You get those numbers
I sent you?

498
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:22,823
[indistinct chatter]

499
00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:33,374
[Jenny] <i>Okay.</i>

500
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:34,835
<i>It's done.</i>

501
00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:36,128
- Done?
- Yep.

502
00:21:36,211 --> 00:21:38,630
- Alright, let's see it.
- I mean, it's super rough,

503
00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:40,733
- and it's probably gonna be shit...
- Let's see it.

504
00:21:40,757 --> 00:21:43,677
But it's not gonna be...
but there are mad different little... Oh!

505
00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:46,262
All right.

506
00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:47,888
Okay.

507
00:21:49,808 --> 00:21:50,808
[chuckles]

508
00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:52,476
Wow.

509
00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:55,022
This is really fucking good, Jen.

510
00:21:56,189 --> 00:21:58,150
That dude would be crazy not to hire you.

511
00:21:58,817 --> 00:21:59,817
Yeah.

512
00:22:00,193 --> 00:22:01,028
You mean that?

513
00:22:01,194 --> 00:22:02,487
- Yes.
- Thank you.

514
00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:05,699
I mean, I do feel confident about it.
I definitely think it's in a better spot.

515
00:22:05,782 --> 00:22:09,411
And he said that if he liked it,
then he would start publishing me ASAP.

516
00:22:09,494 --> 00:22:12,289
And it's only 20 bucks a post,
but fuck it, right?

517
00:22:12,372 --> 00:22:15,751
Because I'll... I'll be able to write
about the music I wanna write about.

518
00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:18,479
I'll be able to introduce you to people,
and this is the first step.

519
00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:21,173
I can freelance now, and then after
I graduate, I get on staff,

520
00:22:21,256 --> 00:22:24,509
become an editor, and, I don't know,
maybe I can run my own thing one day.

521
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:26,553
You're amazing, Jen.

522
00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:28,513
Fucking amazing.

523
00:22:28,638 --> 00:22:29,681
It's insane.

524
00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:32,976
I mean, you know what you want to do,
you're putting your all into it,

525
00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:35,187
and you just going forth
and doing it. It's...

526
00:22:38,315 --> 00:22:40,609
Um... I don't know
what the fuck I wanna do.

527
00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:42,903
- Hey! No, uh-uh.
- What?

528
00:22:42,986 --> 00:22:45,822
No, no, no. Don't do that.
Come on, you'll figure it out.

529
00:22:45,947 --> 00:22:48,075
Yeah, maybe. I don't know.

530
00:22:50,702 --> 00:22:52,422
You wanna be super corny with me
real quick?

531
00:22:52,454 --> 00:22:54,373
- What?
- Can we make this our spot?

532
00:22:55,165 --> 00:22:56,833
- Hell, yeah!
- Hell, yeah?

533
00:22:56,917 --> 00:22:58,418
In fact, this is <i>our</i> spot.

534
00:22:58,502 --> 00:23:02,089
- Everybody, you, you! This is <i>our</i> spot!
- Baby! Shh!

535
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:05,384
No, fuck that. You know what? You want
to know how we can do it? I should, uh...

536
00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:07,107
- Mark it. I'm gonna mark it down.
- What?

537
00:23:07,177 --> 00:23:09,096
[gasps] Vandalism?

538
00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:12,182
Ooh, I love it
when you're dangerous, baby.

539
00:23:12,307 --> 00:23:13,934
[Nate] Put a little happy face here.

540
00:23:14,017 --> 00:23:16,144
[uplifting pop music playing]

541
00:23:17,479 --> 00:23:18,522
[Nate] Forever!

542
00:23:19,272 --> 00:23:20,440
[Jenny laughs]

543
00:23:25,112 --> 00:23:27,114
[uplifting pop music continues]

544
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:49,594
[Jenny] Hey, ladies.

545
00:23:49,678 --> 00:23:51,680
- [Erin] Hey, good walk?
- Yeah.

546
00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:55,934
- Oh, Craigslist bro just texted back.
- Yeah?

547
00:23:56,017 --> 00:23:58,186
Three VIP wristbands.

548
00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,814
- Woo!
- "Come by anytime after three. No dudes."

549
00:24:00,897 --> 00:24:02,482
- He wrote "no dudes"?
- Mm-hmm.

550
00:24:02,566 --> 00:24:03,566
[Jenny] Oy!

551
00:24:03,733 --> 00:24:05,902
Wait, he's selling them for $500?

552
00:24:05,986 --> 00:24:08,697
Don't worry. I got an advance
from <i>Rolling Stone</i> for my moving,

553
00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:10,031
and I'm going to share

554
00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:11,241
- with the two of you.
- Yes.

555
00:24:11,324 --> 00:24:13,326
I got your tickets. I got your tickets.
I got it.

556
00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:15,370
I feel like this might be
an irresponsible choice.

557
00:24:15,412 --> 00:24:17,890
I really want us to think about
the choices we're making today,

558
00:24:17,914 --> 00:24:19,416
because it seems irresponsible.

559
00:24:19,499 --> 00:24:21,460
Says the woman who spent $400
on mink eyelashes.

560
00:24:21,543 --> 00:24:23,253
- I'm just saying.
- These are real.

561
00:24:23,336 --> 00:24:28,258
- I don't believe you!
- I'm gonna miss this so hard! Ah!

562
00:24:28,341 --> 00:24:30,427
You did not just find that in your pocket
right now.

563
00:24:30,510 --> 00:24:32,512
I did, and I have no idea how long
it's been there.

564
00:24:32,679 --> 00:24:33,679
That seems safe.

565
00:24:33,805 --> 00:24:34,639
It's fine.

566
00:24:34,764 --> 00:24:35,849
Blair, calm down.

567
00:24:36,349 --> 00:24:38,269
- Weed is like ketchup, it doesn't go bad.
- Yep.

568
00:24:38,351 --> 00:24:39,478
Ketchup goes bad.

569
00:24:39,644 --> 00:24:42,564
Mm. Then you should definitely
not use our ketchup.

570
00:24:44,191 --> 00:24:47,295
Can we at least move out of the middle
of the street if we're gonna smoke weed?

571
00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:49,404
- Stoop, stoop, stoop!
- Did you just say "we"?

572
00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:51,573
Does Bad Blair want to come out and play?

573
00:24:51,656 --> 00:24:54,284
No, Bad Blair does not
want to come out and play. It is noon.

574
00:24:54,367 --> 00:24:57,245
Blair, please, this dooby just literally
came from the heavens.

575
00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:59,956
This could be one of our last times ever
doing this together.

576
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,920
- Amen.
- I mean, when are we gonna have this...

577
00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:04,211
opportunity to do this.

578
00:25:04,586 --> 00:25:05,586
I am alone.

579
00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:07,005
I got my ass broken up with.

580
00:25:07,088 --> 00:25:09,216
- Oh, my God.
- I'm gonna leave to California.

581
00:25:09,299 --> 00:25:10,634
I'm not gonna see y'all.

582
00:25:10,717 --> 00:25:14,012
[voice cracks] I mean, really, this is
a memory that you're gonna pass up?

583
00:25:14,095 --> 00:25:16,056
- Oh, Jesus!
- Okay, yay.

584
00:25:16,139 --> 00:25:18,600
A memory. A memory.

585
00:25:18,683 --> 00:25:19,893
That was a great performance.

586
00:25:19,976 --> 00:25:20,977
- Thank you.
- I'm sorry.

587
00:25:21,728 --> 00:25:22,938
These are real tears though.

588
00:25:24,981 --> 00:25:26,691
- Yes!
- [coughing]

589
00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:29,861
Bad Blair! Bad Blair!
Bad Blair! Bad Blair! Bad Blair!

590
00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:31,696
Blair, boo-boo.

591
00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:34,324
Boo, watching you take down
all these carbs

592
00:25:34,407 --> 00:25:36,287
has been the highlight
of my whole, entire life.

593
00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:37,577
I hate you. Both of you.

594
00:25:37,661 --> 00:25:39,788
Me? What I do? I didn't do nothing.

595
00:25:39,871 --> 00:25:40,871
[door bell jingles]

596
00:25:42,999 --> 00:25:45,710
How is Matt Lasher in this
motherfucking restaurant right now?

597
00:25:45,794 --> 00:25:46,794
[Matt] Well.

598
00:25:46,836 --> 00:25:48,713
Oh, my God, look who it is.

599
00:25:49,089 --> 00:25:50,632
Jenny, wow, it's been a while.

600
00:25:50,882 --> 00:25:52,842
Blair, you look great. Erin!

601
00:25:53,260 --> 00:25:54,500
You still hate me. That's fine.

602
00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:56,763
So, what's up?
You girls going to Neon Classic?

603
00:25:56,846 --> 00:25:57,973
Yes. Yes, we are.

604
00:25:58,056 --> 00:26:00,141
You know, my team's doing the event.
You got list?

605
00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:03,186
It's like pretty crazy. Everyone
and their mother is trying to get in.

606
00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:05,021
Like, my mom literally texted me.

607
00:26:05,105 --> 00:26:06,189
Left her unread.

608
00:26:06,273 --> 00:26:09,067
I actually just got a job with
<i>Rolling Stone,</i> so I think we're good.

609
00:26:09,150 --> 00:26:10,902
We got like channels that we can
go through.

610
00:26:10,986 --> 00:26:13,905
Cool, if you have any problems
or something, just, you know,

611
00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:14,823
slide into my DMs.

612
00:26:14,906 --> 00:26:16,032
[Blair] Oh, good Lord.

613
00:26:17,284 --> 00:26:18,827
Bye. Good seeing you, Jen.

614
00:26:19,369 --> 00:26:21,454
What the fuck, dude?

615
00:26:21,538 --> 00:26:24,749
You need to get some lubricant,
and slide into his motherfucking DMs.

616
00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:26,553
What if the Craigslist tickets
fall through?

617
00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:28,920
What? We're fine. We're gonna be fine.
It's gonna be fine.

618
00:26:29,004 --> 00:26:30,422
[makes popping noise] Got it.

619
00:26:30,547 --> 00:26:31,715
You need to fuck Matt.

620
00:26:31,798 --> 00:26:33,717
He's kinda the perfect rebound.

621
00:26:34,009 --> 00:26:35,844
It's only been a day. You need to grieve.

622
00:26:35,927 --> 00:26:38,054
What you need is someone
to fuck the Nate out of you.

623
00:26:38,138 --> 00:26:41,975
Grief is an emotion best served
with a side of stiff dick.

624
00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:43,518
- Erin...
- [Jen laughs]

625
00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:46,730
I love you, but you've never even been
in a long-term relationship.

626
00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:48,231
Blair.

627
00:26:48,315 --> 00:26:49,399
I love you,

628
00:26:49,482 --> 00:26:52,652
but you and Will are not exactly
the second coming of Oprah and Gayle.

629
00:26:52,736 --> 00:26:53,737
You know what I'm saying?

630
00:26:53,820 --> 00:26:55,697
You need to get fucked more than she does.

631
00:26:55,780 --> 00:26:57,032
- Me?
- Uh-huh.

632
00:26:57,741 --> 00:26:58,741
I fuck!

633
00:27:00,368 --> 00:27:02,454
[quietly] I fuck, okay? Definitely.

634
00:27:02,537 --> 00:27:04,080
You don't even fuck yourself.

635
00:27:04,164 --> 00:27:05,724
Tried to use your Rabbit the other day.

636
00:27:05,749 --> 00:27:07,667
That shit is dusty
and the batteries are dead.

637
00:27:07,751 --> 00:27:10,879
That's disgusting.
I feel very attacked right now.

638
00:27:10,962 --> 00:27:14,007
Would someone uptight give you the money
to get the good Molly from the guy

639
00:27:14,090 --> 00:27:15,970
that lives above the McDonald's
near the bridge?

640
00:27:16,009 --> 00:27:16,843
[both] Hype Molly?

641
00:27:16,926 --> 00:27:20,305
Yes, Hype Molly for us all,
courtesy of your loosest friend.

642
00:27:20,388 --> 00:27:21,388
No.

643
00:27:21,598 --> 00:27:23,683
Yeah, I heard it as I said it. Top grade.

644
00:27:23,767 --> 00:27:24,767
[Erin] Ah.

645
00:27:26,394 --> 00:27:27,729
What up, you got stress-rhea?

646
00:27:28,355 --> 00:27:29,397
That was one time.

647
00:27:30,106 --> 00:27:33,276
I think it's a stretch calling
an entire year of college one time.

648
00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:35,560
[Jenny] If anyone's gonna have
stress diarrhea, it's me.

649
00:27:35,612 --> 00:27:37,172
Let's make this fast and get to Hype's.

650
00:27:37,405 --> 00:27:39,407
[Blair] I'm putting my keys
in-between my fingers.

651
00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:41,576
Just in case this guy tries
any funny business.

652
00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:42,744
[Erin] Yes, bitch.

653
00:27:42,827 --> 00:27:44,704
You shank that motherfucker
with our mail key.

654
00:27:44,788 --> 00:27:45,788
[laughter]

655
00:27:46,331 --> 00:27:47,791
[shouting] Hey, yo! What up?

656
00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:51,795
- It's like Supreme shat out an apartment.
- [man] Welcome, welcome!

657
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:52,920
Come on in.

658
00:27:52,962 --> 00:27:53,962
[hip-hop in background]

659
00:27:54,005 --> 00:27:56,841
Hey, I'm Mikey, by the way,
and y'all are...

660
00:27:57,217 --> 00:27:59,344
- Jenny, Blair, Erin.
- [Mikey] Jenny, Blair.

661
00:27:59,427 --> 00:28:00,762
Erin, wassup?

662
00:28:01,096 --> 00:28:02,972
Welcome to my crib, come on in.

663
00:28:03,056 --> 00:28:05,558
You can smoke anything on the table
that you want.

664
00:28:05,642 --> 00:28:08,186
Everybody always asks,
"How do you afford this place?"

665
00:28:08,269 --> 00:28:10,730
My parents got it for me two years ago

666
00:28:10,814 --> 00:28:13,108
before I broke off contact with them
completely.

667
00:28:13,191 --> 00:28:15,694
Oh, I got pasta over there, by the way,
if you want some.

668
00:28:15,819 --> 00:28:17,219
No, we just ate a really big lunch.

669
00:28:17,278 --> 00:28:19,572
Blair, I mean, you can't say no
to a plate.

670
00:28:19,656 --> 00:28:22,450
That's the spirit.
Hey, what Harry Potter house are y'all?

671
00:28:22,742 --> 00:28:23,618
And don't lie.

672
00:28:23,743 --> 00:28:26,329
- I think we're all Ravenclaw.
- Bitch, please. I'm Hufflepuff.

673
00:28:26,413 --> 00:28:28,093
- [Jenny scoffs]
- Blair low-key Slytherin.

674
00:28:28,164 --> 00:28:30,917
Technically, I identify as a Slytherin
with a Ravenclaw moon.

675
00:28:31,334 --> 00:28:33,837
[Mikey] Yo, that is such a Slytherin thing
of you to say.

676
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:35,296
I'm Gryffindor, by the way.

677
00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:36,589
Nobody asked, but... [laughs]

678
00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:38,049
[Jenny] Wait. Whoa.

679
00:28:38,133 --> 00:28:40,051
- This ain't what I think it is.
- No, it is.

680
00:28:40,135 --> 00:28:41,136
[gasps]

681
00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:44,347
Ooh-wee!
This is the ace of spades of weed, y'all.

682
00:28:44,639 --> 00:28:46,808
Beyoncé shmokes this weed.

683
00:28:46,891 --> 00:28:51,104
That is, deadass, the best weed
in the game right there.

684
00:28:51,187 --> 00:28:53,231
I got that shit from Mike Dean's dude.

685
00:28:53,314 --> 00:28:55,150
I only smoke shit that rappers do.

686
00:28:55,442 --> 00:28:58,319
I also got some shit that <i>will</i> give
you a seizure, so be careful.

687
00:28:58,403 --> 00:29:00,447
It's mild, like the flavor of the weed.

688
00:29:00,530 --> 00:29:03,199
The seizure's not mild, it's <i>very</i> strong.

689
00:29:03,533 --> 00:29:05,493
- [women] Oh!
- Oh, my goodness, a dog!

690
00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:07,412
- Come back to me. Who is that?
- [Mikey] Hey!

691
00:29:07,495 --> 00:29:09,664
[Mikey] This is... Barbra Streisand.

692
00:29:09,748 --> 00:29:13,209
Hey! The cutest little baby in the game.
[laughs]

693
00:29:13,293 --> 00:29:15,003
You named your dog "Barbra Streisand"?

694
00:29:15,128 --> 00:29:18,173
Oh, yeah. Why would I not name him
"Barbra Streisand"?

695
00:29:18,256 --> 00:29:21,468
She's a legend, you know?
And I love female directors, for real.

696
00:29:21,551 --> 00:29:23,845
because I truly do believe,
like, Time Is Up.

697
00:29:23,928 --> 00:29:25,638
As a matter of fact, Time <i>Been</i> Up.

698
00:29:25,722 --> 00:29:26,722
You know? We're late.

699
00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:28,183
And<i> Lady Bird? </i>I love that shit.

700
00:29:28,349 --> 00:29:29,184
I loved<i> Lady Bird.</i>

701
00:29:29,267 --> 00:29:30,727
[Mikey] You <i>would</i> love <i>Lady Bird.</i>

702
00:29:30,810 --> 00:29:32,228
That's so her, right?

703
00:29:32,312 --> 00:29:35,857
I feel like I know y'all, like...
Y'all are so... I love you guys.

704
00:29:35,940 --> 00:29:37,740
For real, like, y'all want something
to drink?

705
00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:41,529
I'm drinking this expensive-ass tequila,
but you gotta douse this shit in Sprite,

706
00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:43,093
because it low-key tastes like booty.

707
00:29:43,198 --> 00:29:44,758
No offense to the ass-eating community.

708
00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:46,910
No, thank you.
Uh, we just really want the tickets.

709
00:29:46,993 --> 00:29:47,827
[Mikey] Right!

710
00:29:47,911 --> 00:29:49,204
[laughs] The tickets...

711
00:29:49,287 --> 00:29:51,748
Um, so...
It's, like, really funny, actually.

712
00:29:51,831 --> 00:29:53,958
My boy, Victor, came through earlier,

713
00:29:54,292 --> 00:29:55,877
and I gave <i>him</i> the tickets,

714
00:29:56,211 --> 00:29:58,129
and then y'all came, and I was like,

715
00:29:58,755 --> 00:30:01,049
"Oh, hold up," like,
"They kinda cute," like,

716
00:30:01,174 --> 00:30:03,885
"Let's see where this goes,
maybe we can smoke a little something,

717
00:30:03,968 --> 00:30:07,305
drink a little something, you know,
like maybe, we can fuck on each other."

718
00:30:07,388 --> 00:30:08,681
- [Jenny laughs]
- [Mikey] Right.

719
00:30:08,765 --> 00:30:10,850
[Jenny laughs hysterically]

720
00:30:10,934 --> 00:30:12,227
[Mikey laughs] Right.

721
00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:15,915
- You ain't got no tickets.
- Yeah, no, I ain't got the tickets.

722
00:30:15,939 --> 00:30:18,149
- [hysterical laughter]
- [Mikey laughs] No.

723
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:22,111
- Let me at him! one minute! Let me just...
- Stop! Stop!

724
00:30:22,195 --> 00:30:23,071
[Blair] No!

725
00:30:23,154 --> 00:30:26,449
No, you can't play like that, man.
I got early-onset osteoporosis.

726
00:30:26,533 --> 00:30:29,744
Look. Look at my wrist.
I ain't got no bones in my wrist, man.

727
00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:31,508
I was born with no bones in my left wrist.

728
00:30:31,579 --> 00:30:34,207
[shouting] I'm taking this, okay?

729
00:30:34,290 --> 00:30:36,209
I woulda gave it to you if you asked.

730
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:38,795
But if you want to live your life
by violence,

731
00:30:39,420 --> 00:30:40,420
go ahead.

732
00:30:43,550 --> 00:30:44,801
Weirdo! Ugh!

733
00:30:48,221 --> 00:30:49,514
- Yo.
- Hm?

734
00:30:49,597 --> 00:30:51,057
I stole the Beyoncé weed, too.

735
00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:54,727
- Oh, Bad Blair!
- She back.

736
00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:58,273
[Jenny] Ah, fuck it. I'm DMing Matt.

737
00:30:58,356 --> 00:31:00,441
[Erin] Uh-huh.
And if that doesn't work, we could

738
00:31:00,525 --> 00:31:01,901
reach out to...

739
00:31:01,985 --> 00:31:03,278
What's that one dude's name...

740
00:31:03,361 --> 00:31:06,739
- What is this? Okay, we are...
- [Jenny whimpers]

741
00:31:06,823 --> 00:31:08,116
[Erin] What are you doing?

742
00:31:08,199 --> 00:31:09,033
Hannah!

743
00:31:09,117 --> 00:31:09,951
Oh, shit!

744
00:31:10,034 --> 00:31:11,369
Nate's cousin, Hannah?

745
00:31:11,452 --> 00:31:13,663
Fuck! I bet you she loves
that we broke up.

746
00:31:13,746 --> 00:31:15,746
Oh, she's always calling me,
"sweetie, sweetheart."

747
00:31:15,790 --> 00:31:18,626
- She's coming.
- No, she's not. She's... Oh, yeah, she is.

748
00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:20,003
- Okay.
- Erin?

749
00:31:20,503 --> 00:31:22,589
- [laughs] What up, girl?
- Hi!

750
00:31:22,922 --> 00:31:24,007
What's happening?

751
00:31:24,924 --> 00:31:25,924
Jenny, is that you?

752
00:31:26,175 --> 00:31:28,177
No. Huh? What?

753
00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:30,721
Hannah?

754
00:31:31,306 --> 00:31:33,808
I have not seen you in such a long time.

755
00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:36,603
Girl, how have you been? That's so weird.
I didn't even see you.

756
00:31:37,437 --> 00:31:39,147
What are you wearing?

757
00:31:40,231 --> 00:31:41,232
It's so 90s.

758
00:31:42,483 --> 00:31:44,277
So... [inhales sharply]

759
00:31:44,527 --> 00:31:45,527
...chic.

760
00:31:46,946 --> 00:31:49,490
We're doing a piece at <i>Vogue,</i>
and you're just, like, killing it.

761
00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:51,654
It's about people who don't care
what they look like.

762
00:31:52,827 --> 00:31:56,039
Amazing. Amazing.
You're, like, nailing the exact aesthetic

763
00:31:56,122 --> 00:31:58,333
I've been trying to convey
to the photographer.

764
00:31:58,416 --> 00:32:01,096
Oh, my God, so funny running into you.
I was just about to text Nate

765
00:32:01,127 --> 00:32:02,927
about when you guys are going
to Neon Classic.

766
00:32:03,296 --> 00:32:05,381
I mean, I wasn't even gonna go,
but Kim was like,

767
00:32:05,465 --> 00:32:07,425
"Oh, you know, you never
fucking come out anymore,

768
00:32:07,467 --> 00:32:09,093
and Kanye wants to see you, so..."

769
00:32:10,011 --> 00:32:12,091
Oh, my God, shit!
That was supposed to be a surprise.

770
00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:14,182
I'm sorry, you were saying that Nate...

771
00:32:14,265 --> 00:32:15,308
Wait. Kanye's the...

772
00:32:15,391 --> 00:32:17,101
- Kanye's the secret headliner?
- Shh!

773
00:32:17,185 --> 00:32:18,019
That's insane!

774
00:32:18,102 --> 00:32:21,105
- And a problematic choice.
- Fix your hair so we can text Nate a pic.-

775
00:32:22,065 --> 00:32:25,276
We broke up, yesterday, uh, last night.
And, um, yeah.

776
00:32:26,569 --> 00:32:27,569
It's over.

777
00:32:30,865 --> 00:32:32,283
Oh! [Hannah murmurs]

778
00:32:33,993 --> 00:32:34,911
Oh, it's okay.

779
00:32:34,994 --> 00:32:36,621
No, it's gonna be okay.

780
00:32:37,246 --> 00:32:38,957
Everything's gonna be okay.

781
00:32:39,457 --> 00:32:40,457
[Hannah] Mm.

782
00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:42,210
That's really crunchy.

783
00:32:43,378 --> 00:32:45,171
It's like... Is that new denim?

784
00:32:45,254 --> 00:32:46,814
You know, if you need anything from me,

785
00:32:47,215 --> 00:32:49,550
just do not hesitate to contact
my assistant.

786
00:32:49,634 --> 00:32:50,510
Text is better.

787
00:32:50,593 --> 00:32:51,928
You'll get me faster.

788
00:32:52,011 --> 00:32:53,011
Thank you.

789
00:32:53,763 --> 00:32:56,557
Be well. It's so good to see you.

790
00:32:56,641 --> 00:32:58,081
- Okay, take care.
- [Blair] Be well.

791
00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:01,813
Uh... J-Bug.

792
00:33:02,230 --> 00:33:03,064
[cell phone pings]

793
00:33:03,147 --> 00:33:05,441
She was saying something
about Nate and Neon Classic.

794
00:33:05,525 --> 00:33:06,901
You wanna, like, talk about that?

795
00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:09,237
Bam! Matt got us three wristbands.

796
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:11,739
What you know about that?
And a tongue emoji. He sucks.

797
00:33:12,949 --> 00:33:13,989
And what Hannah said, I...

798
00:33:15,076 --> 00:33:16,756
I don't even know
what she's talking about.

799
00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:18,621
But who cares, right?
Who cares about Nate?

800
00:33:18,746 --> 00:33:21,499
The only thing that matters is us
living our best life, right?

801
00:33:21,582 --> 00:33:22,709
Living our best life.

802
00:33:22,792 --> 00:33:23,918
So, onto pressing matters,

803
00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:27,296
who wants to go to booty-hole Brooklyn
to get these wristbands?

804
00:33:27,380 --> 00:33:29,180
- I will rock-paper-scissors...
- I can do it.

805
00:33:32,385 --> 00:33:34,305
- You're a really good friend.
- [Blair chuckles]

806
00:33:35,179 --> 00:33:36,764
- And I love you, dude.
- I love you.

807
00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:47,692
Hey, Blair.

808
00:33:49,318 --> 00:33:50,653
I really do find it a bit tedious

809
00:33:50,737 --> 00:33:53,823
that you just couldn't put us on the list
for these wristbands.

810
00:33:54,198 --> 00:33:56,301
[Matt] I hate to break it to you,
but there's no list.

811
00:33:56,325 --> 00:33:58,286
That's not true. There's always a list.

812
00:33:58,369 --> 00:33:59,569
So, you decided to come alone?

813
00:33:59,620 --> 00:34:01,664
Nobody else wanted to come
to this weird office.

814
00:34:02,373 --> 00:34:03,916
What do you even do here, Matt?

815
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,209
Literally nothing.

816
00:34:10,548 --> 00:34:11,548
[Blair] Hm.

817
00:34:12,300 --> 00:34:13,384
You look really good.

818
00:34:14,552 --> 00:34:15,552
No.

819
00:34:16,012 --> 00:34:16,888
Don't do that.

820
00:34:16,971 --> 00:34:19,971
Oh, come on, you wouldn't even be here
if you didn't want me to, you know...

821
00:34:20,641 --> 00:34:21,641
do that.

822
00:34:25,772 --> 00:34:27,482
Does Jenny know about us?

823
00:34:27,982 --> 00:34:29,275
There is nothing <i>to </i>know.

824
00:34:30,026 --> 00:34:31,026
Funny.

825
00:34:31,235 --> 00:34:33,321
[softly] Not how I remember it.

826
00:34:38,826 --> 00:34:41,412
I remember...

827
00:34:42,497 --> 00:34:43,915
a drunken night like...

828
00:34:45,291 --> 00:34:46,291
When was it?

829
00:34:47,627 --> 00:34:49,504
Two years ago? That I...

830
00:34:50,630 --> 00:34:53,549
[whispering]...honestly have not
been able to stop thinking about since.

831
00:34:55,593 --> 00:34:57,845
You looked so incredible in those tights.

832
00:34:57,929 --> 00:35:00,389
- [Blair breathes heavily]
- They were so easy to rip off.

833
00:35:01,390 --> 00:35:03,518
[Blair pants]

834
00:35:04,435 --> 00:35:05,435
Lock the door.

835
00:35:16,155 --> 00:35:17,073
This means nothing.

836
00:35:17,156 --> 00:35:18,156
Whatever you say.

837
00:35:21,202 --> 00:35:22,202
[gasps]

838
00:35:24,914 --> 00:35:26,916
We shouldn't. We shou...

839
00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:29,293
I mean, if you really want me to stop,
I'll stop.

840
00:35:30,044 --> 00:35:31,420
[sighs] Don't stop.

841
00:35:33,756 --> 00:35:35,758
[knocking on door]

842
00:35:35,842 --> 00:35:37,552
Coming, my darlings!

843
00:35:38,177 --> 00:35:39,470
Coming!

844
00:35:41,389 --> 00:35:42,807
- Hi!
- Hi!

845
00:35:42,890 --> 00:35:44,225
- Come in.
- [Jenny] Woo-woo!

846
00:35:44,308 --> 00:35:45,184
[Erin] Wassup!

847
00:35:45,268 --> 00:35:47,854
Ah! I just got out of the shower,
so don't mind me.

848
00:35:47,937 --> 00:35:50,815
- You smell delicious. It's been so long.
- Well, you never call me!

849
00:35:50,898 --> 00:35:53,109
I mean, what,
you don't do drugs anymore or what?

850
00:35:53,192 --> 00:35:55,112
We can't afford your shit.
You know that already.

851
00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:57,005
- [Hype] Please.
- You got diamonds on your weed.

852
00:35:57,029 --> 00:35:59,031
Child, you know I love and miss you.

853
00:35:59,115 --> 00:36:00,741
- You messy bitch!
- [giggles]

854
00:36:01,409 --> 00:36:04,662
[Hype] Now, don't tap, don't tap, baby.
That makes 'em real mad.

855
00:36:04,745 --> 00:36:07,874
Oh! Are these baby sharks?

856
00:36:07,957 --> 00:36:09,959
[Hype] Yes, they're baby sharks!

857
00:36:10,084 --> 00:36:11,836
Yes, they're <i>so</i> tiny!

858
00:36:11,919 --> 00:36:13,337
I feel like they're my children.

859
00:36:13,421 --> 00:36:15,423
I got 'em illegally, so don't tell nobody.

860
00:36:15,506 --> 00:36:16,966
- Okay?
- [Erin] Nobody to tell.

861
00:36:17,049 --> 00:36:20,511
Acting like anybody's gonna care
if they come up here with all your <i>drogas.</i>

862
00:36:20,595 --> 00:36:23,181
Come on, now. Baby sharks
is the least of your worries.

863
00:36:23,264 --> 00:36:25,725
[Jenny gasps] Hey, <i>princesas!</i>

864
00:36:26,267 --> 00:36:27,560
- What?
- Uh-huh.

865
00:36:27,643 --> 00:36:28,683
They just do this for you.

866
00:36:28,728 --> 00:36:30,021
[Hype] Yeah, they stay perched.

867
00:36:30,104 --> 00:36:32,207
- So you going to the big show tonight?
- You know it.

868
00:36:32,231 --> 00:36:33,941
Lotta people been through here today.

869
00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:35,276
I'm sure. Neon Classic!

870
00:36:35,359 --> 00:36:36,986
What's with this outfit?

871
00:36:37,069 --> 00:36:39,405
I mean, you look <i>crazy,</i>

872
00:36:39,739 --> 00:36:41,782
but at the same time, you look real sexy.

873
00:36:41,866 --> 00:36:44,202
- Ow!
- Yeah, you look good. I love it.

874
00:36:44,285 --> 00:36:45,494
Your girl is having a day.

875
00:36:45,578 --> 00:36:48,039
Can you just not? Can we not do that?
Not right now.

876
00:36:49,749 --> 00:36:52,001
- Nate broke up with her last night.
- No!

877
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:53,961
Girl!

878
00:36:54,170 --> 00:36:55,254
Oh, my God, he's so hot.

879
00:36:55,922 --> 00:36:56,923
Aw, baby.

880
00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:59,985
Are you devastated?
Girl, 'cause I would be devastated.

881
00:37:00,009 --> 00:37:01,009
I'm okay.

882
00:37:02,136 --> 00:37:03,136
No, you're not.

883
00:37:03,346 --> 00:37:05,181
I can see the sadness in your eyes.

884
00:37:05,932 --> 00:37:06,932
You know what?

885
00:37:08,643 --> 00:37:10,243
- [Erin] Shit!
- [Jenny] Oh, my goodness!

886
00:37:10,269 --> 00:37:12,605
- Jesus!
- I thought you pulled out another puppy.

887
00:37:12,688 --> 00:37:14,690
- Oh, my goodness. Look at this.
- [Hype laughs]

888
00:37:14,774 --> 00:37:16,692
Ah! It's the holy grail of joints.

889
00:37:16,776 --> 00:37:18,576
How? How do you even roll something
like this?

890
00:37:18,653 --> 00:37:21,239
- Well, it takes a strong will.
- Mm.

891
00:37:21,322 --> 00:37:22,907
- And three papers, baby.
- [Erin] Oh.

892
00:37:22,990 --> 00:37:25,284
Now, that's happy medicine
right there, girl.

893
00:37:25,368 --> 00:37:27,036
- Yes!
- [Jenny] Oh, Lord have mercy.

894
00:37:27,119 --> 00:37:28,119
[Hype] Yes.

895
00:37:28,829 --> 00:37:31,374
- Yeah, baby, this pimp shit easy.
- [Erin giggles]

896
00:37:32,458 --> 00:37:33,584
Just exhale.

897
00:37:35,211 --> 00:37:36,671
Let it all go away

898
00:37:36,754 --> 00:37:39,298
and think about happy times.

899
00:37:40,007 --> 00:37:41,367
[Jen] <i>Oh, you wanna order Chinese?</i>

900
00:37:41,425 --> 00:37:42,927
[Nate] That sounds like a good idea.

901
00:37:43,344 --> 00:37:44,344
You're smart.

902
00:37:44,387 --> 00:37:46,347
- Oh! Why, thank you, baby.
- [Nate laughs]

903
00:37:46,430 --> 00:37:47,430
Let me see, let me see.

904
00:37:47,473 --> 00:37:49,600
Gimme all the food. All the food.

905
00:37:50,434 --> 00:37:52,103
Mixed vegetable with bean curd.

906
00:37:53,562 --> 00:37:54,647
What is bean curd?

907
00:37:55,022 --> 00:37:56,649
- I just want to know.
- [chuckles]

908
00:37:56,732 --> 00:37:57,775
Like, I need to know

909
00:37:58,359 --> 00:37:59,485
what it is. Okay.

910
00:37:59,568 --> 00:38:01,028
<i>¿Que tu quiere, papa? Dime-lo.</i>

911
00:38:01,612 --> 00:38:03,072
[speaking Spanish]

912
00:38:03,614 --> 00:38:05,616
[speaking English]
Practice that Spanish of yours.

913
00:38:07,827 --> 00:38:08,827
What?

914
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:14,040
I love you.

915
00:38:19,588 --> 00:38:21,465
- I...
- [stuttering] I was just...

916
00:38:21,882 --> 00:38:22,882
That was stupid.

917
00:38:23,050 --> 00:38:24,810
- [Jen] No.
- I shouldn't have said that, no.

918
00:38:24,885 --> 00:38:26,053
- I don't love you.
- What?

919
00:38:26,554 --> 00:38:28,848
I do... I do love you. I don't love...

920
00:38:29,974 --> 00:38:30,974
Ah, shit.

921
00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:32,893
No, that was amazing, and I... and...

922
00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:35,980
And that was amazing,
and you are really...

923
00:38:37,064 --> 00:38:38,524
and I just don't know...

924
00:38:39,692 --> 00:38:41,485
um... what to say back.

925
00:38:41,569 --> 00:38:42,945
No, that's cool. It's all right.

926
00:38:45,031 --> 00:38:46,741
It's okay. I mean... Yeah.

927
00:38:47,825 --> 00:38:49,910
Aw, I fucked it up, didn't I?

928
00:38:50,244 --> 00:38:52,121
[Nate] No, baby, no, it's fine.
Like, I'm...

929
00:38:52,204 --> 00:38:53,706
Well, is it okay? Is that okay?

930
00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:56,435
- Yeah, it's totally fine, yeah.
- You're doing the funny dance.

931
00:38:56,459 --> 00:38:59,837
[chuckles nervously]
I'm just... I gotta... pee.

932
00:39:00,671 --> 00:39:02,311
And take a shower, 'cause I smell like...

933
00:39:03,299 --> 00:39:05,059
[affects fake Asian accent]
Kung Pao chicken.

934
00:39:05,217 --> 00:39:06,385
Chinese! Woo!

935
00:39:07,178 --> 00:39:08,178
[Nate snaps fingers]

936
00:39:09,263 --> 00:39:10,263
It's fine, baby.

937
00:39:12,475 --> 00:39:13,642
[quietly] It's fine. Hm.

938
00:39:15,811 --> 00:39:19,065
[whispers] Why didn't I just say it!
Why didn't I just say it!

939
00:39:19,857 --> 00:39:21,067
[shower water running]

940
00:39:22,651 --> 00:39:23,861
[sound of shower gets louder]

941
00:39:28,866 --> 00:39:29,866
[Nate] Come here, girl.

942
00:39:30,659 --> 00:39:33,204
Oh, you wanna play kitty-cat, don't you?
I can play that.

943
00:39:34,455 --> 00:39:37,249
Say, uh, what are you doing later, baby?

944
00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:38,918
- I love you!
- [Nate shouts]

945
00:39:39,001 --> 00:39:40,461
- Oh, shit!
- Ahh!

946
00:39:40,544 --> 00:39:42,838
- Oh, no, close your eyes! Close 'em!
<i>- </i>Ahh!

947
00:39:42,922 --> 00:39:44,090
What are you doing?

948
00:39:45,508 --> 00:39:46,634
[Jenny laughing]

949
00:39:47,551 --> 00:39:49,011
Ah It burns! It burns!

950
00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:52,056
Come here. I need to...
I need to find you.

951
00:39:52,139 --> 00:39:53,140
You stupid ass.

952
00:39:54,558 --> 00:39:57,478
Get in the nose! Don't get in the nose.
[laughs]

953
00:40:01,816 --> 00:40:02,816
I love you.

954
00:40:03,109 --> 00:40:04,109
I like saying it.

955
00:40:04,860 --> 00:40:05,694
I love you.

956
00:40:05,778 --> 00:40:07,446
- I lurve you.
- I love you too, baby.

957
00:40:07,530 --> 00:40:08,823
I love ya, baby.

958
00:40:11,450 --> 00:40:12,785
I love you so much, baby.

959
00:40:12,868 --> 00:40:13,868
I love you.

960
00:40:14,161 --> 00:40:16,330
- I'll never put you in harm's way.
- [squeals]

961
00:40:16,872 --> 00:40:18,874
- [both laugh]
- [Jen squeals]

962
00:40:22,211 --> 00:40:24,213
[sighing]

963
00:40:24,547 --> 00:40:25,756
Can I use your bathroom?

964
00:40:26,382 --> 00:40:27,299
Gimme the joint first.

965
00:40:27,383 --> 00:40:29,486
- Oh, you right.
- It's the door on the left down there.

966
00:40:29,510 --> 00:40:30,510
All right.

967
00:40:33,514 --> 00:40:34,723
[Hype] So what you gonna do?

968
00:40:35,558 --> 00:40:39,562
Because I can feel so much love
in your eyes.

969
00:40:40,020 --> 00:40:41,939
Girl, this just can't be where it ends.

970
00:40:42,731 --> 00:40:43,899
Trust and believe.

971
00:40:45,317 --> 00:40:46,318
I'm also clairvoyant.

972
00:40:46,986 --> 00:40:47,986
Ain't that ghosts?

973
00:40:48,028 --> 00:40:49,947
[chuckling] It's everything.

974
00:40:50,114 --> 00:40:51,157
And I know,

975
00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:52,783
I know in my heart of hearts

976
00:40:53,742 --> 00:40:55,411
that you want your man back.

977
00:40:55,494 --> 00:40:57,538
So, girl, you gon' go get your man.

978
00:40:57,621 --> 00:40:59,915
Aight, homie, we gotta go
get these Neon Classic outfits.

979
00:40:59,999 --> 00:41:00,875
Okay.

980
00:41:00,958 --> 00:41:03,798
[in formal voice] I would like three
of your finest Hype Mollys, please.

981
00:41:03,878 --> 00:41:04,878
How much?

982
00:41:05,671 --> 00:41:06,671
Forty.

983
00:41:08,215 --> 00:41:10,384
And one free for sad Jenny.

984
00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:12,511
- Yay.
- [Erin] Hey.

985
00:41:12,595 --> 00:41:14,263
- Prizes for being sad.
- [Hype] Hm.

986
00:41:14,555 --> 00:41:16,682
Oh, thank you, Hype.

987
00:41:17,141 --> 00:41:18,141
Thanks, Hype.

988
00:41:20,144 --> 00:41:21,144
[Jenny] Erin!

989
00:41:21,729 --> 00:41:22,980
I wanna go to Leah's store.

990
00:41:23,063 --> 00:41:25,149
- [Matt] That was good.
- That was not good.

991
00:41:25,941 --> 00:41:28,277
I have a boyfriend, and my best friend
used to like you.

992
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:29,403
Yeah, in college.

993
00:41:29,820 --> 00:41:33,073
Oh, come on, Blair. You can't possibly
be using the friend thing on me right now.

994
00:41:33,157 --> 00:41:34,157
Jenny hates me.

995
00:41:34,325 --> 00:41:36,994
Yeah, she hates you, which means
the feelings might still be there.

996
00:41:37,578 --> 00:41:38,579
Should I give her a call?

997
00:41:38,913 --> 00:41:39,747
Oh, my God.

998
00:41:39,830 --> 00:41:40,830
I'm kidding!

999
00:41:41,874 --> 00:41:46,837
Oh, my God, Blair, you seem like you
would be a total nightmare to date,

1000
00:41:46,921 --> 00:41:50,591
but I'm head-over-heels
for your fucking crazy mind. Take these.

1001
00:41:50,674 --> 00:41:53,111
- I have no idea how to respond to that.
- It was a compliment.

1002
00:41:53,135 --> 00:41:54,655
- Don't think that was.
- Well, it was.

1003
00:41:55,804 --> 00:41:57,097
Don't smile at me.

1004
00:41:58,516 --> 00:41:59,516
You have a very...

1005
00:42:00,434 --> 00:42:02,686
very nice smile and it makes me feel
fucking confused.

1006
00:42:02,770 --> 00:42:04,688
- All right. See you later, Blair.
- Fuck you.

1007
00:42:04,980 --> 00:42:06,357
Oh, uh, one more thing.

1008
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:07,983
Those wristbands are just GA.

1009
00:42:08,067 --> 00:42:10,277
I couldn't really swing
anymore VIP, but...

1010
00:42:10,736 --> 00:42:12,571
I put you guys on the list for the party.

1011
00:42:17,159 --> 00:42:18,869
Are you fucking kidding me?

1012
00:42:18,953 --> 00:42:19,828
I'm afraid not.

1013
00:42:19,912 --> 00:42:22,706
That was not GA intercourse.

1014
00:42:22,790 --> 00:42:23,790
[chuckles]

1015
00:42:24,166 --> 00:42:25,501
You're the woman of my dreams.

1016
00:42:27,962 --> 00:42:28,962
Bye, Blair.

1017
00:42:30,589 --> 00:42:31,589
[quietly] Oh, my God.

1018
00:42:35,469 --> 00:42:37,012
[sighs]

1019
00:42:38,472 --> 00:42:40,474
["Should I" playing]

1020
00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:51,968
Why are you spinning out right now?

1021
00:42:52,027 --> 00:42:53,027
Me? [scoffs]

1022
00:42:53,237 --> 00:42:54,363
I'm not. This is great.

1023
00:42:54,446 --> 00:42:56,657
I'm happy to see her. It's fine, you know?

1024
00:42:56,907 --> 00:42:59,243
Hey. I didn't think I'd see you today.

1025
00:42:59,326 --> 00:43:03,372
Leah, 911, an emergency.
I just need my whole shit fixed.

1026
00:43:03,789 --> 00:43:05,583
Breakup discount.
Thirty off the whole store.

1027
00:43:05,666 --> 00:43:06,666
Go nuts.

1028
00:43:07,501 --> 00:43:08,544
Oh, oh, oh!

1029
00:43:08,752 --> 00:43:10,546
[Erin] No sweatpants, bitch.

1030
00:43:12,715 --> 00:43:14,383
I like that you're wearing my shirt.

1031
00:43:15,301 --> 00:43:17,011
You know, it's a good shirt.

1032
00:43:18,053 --> 00:43:20,806
You know, in keeping with my promise
from this morning,

1033
00:43:21,432 --> 00:43:22,850
you still owe me an answer.

1034
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:26,937
I thought I would make it easy on you.
Brunch this Sunday.

1035
00:43:27,396 --> 00:43:29,236
Jaclyn, Keelie, and Amanda
are already alerted.

1036
00:43:29,315 --> 00:43:30,774
They're very excited to meet you.

1037
00:43:31,025 --> 00:43:32,025
Oh...

1038
00:43:32,484 --> 00:43:35,487
- Jaclyn, Keelie, <i>and</i> Amanda.
- Uh-huh.

1039
00:43:35,571 --> 00:43:39,450
The trifecta. Squad... The squad goals.

1040
00:43:39,825 --> 00:43:41,327
Um, uh...

1041
00:43:41,410 --> 00:43:43,037
Sunday... Sunday, Sunday, Sunday.

1042
00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:46,957
Sunday. What day is Sunday?
I gotta check my schedule.

1043
00:43:47,041 --> 00:43:48,441
You know you don't have a schedule.

1044
00:43:49,084 --> 00:43:50,084
Erin.

1045
00:43:50,294 --> 00:43:52,296
- Can you help me in the dressing room?
- Yes.

1046
00:43:52,755 --> 00:43:55,174
Yes I can, girl. Mm-hmm.

1047
00:43:55,758 --> 00:43:56,758
I gotta go.

1048
00:43:56,884 --> 00:43:59,303
- You gotta go?
- Help her in the dressing room.

1049
00:43:59,386 --> 00:44:01,430
[Leah] Okay, great. I bet you do.

1050
00:44:05,184 --> 00:44:06,393
Jesus.

1051
00:44:06,769 --> 00:44:08,449
What, are you gonna
try on the whole store?

1052
00:44:08,646 --> 00:44:11,106
- Ow! Ow! The double?
- The double.

1053
00:44:11,231 --> 00:44:12,231
You deserve that.

1054
00:44:12,483 --> 00:44:13,643
What are you doing out there?

1055
00:44:13,692 --> 00:44:15,152
Why are you being weird with Leah?

1056
00:44:15,235 --> 00:44:17,655
I dunno. Sometimes a bitch
don't feel like brunchin'.

1057
00:44:17,738 --> 00:44:18,656
[in mocking tone] Ooh.

1058
00:44:18,739 --> 00:44:21,020
That is deadass the craziest shit
I've ever heard you say.

1059
00:44:21,075 --> 00:44:22,159
You are a brunch queen.

1060
00:44:22,493 --> 00:44:23,952
I call lies. Lies-ah Minnelli.

1061
00:44:24,036 --> 00:44:25,204
♪ <i>Mentirosa</i> ♪

1062
00:44:25,287 --> 00:44:26,538
It's none of your business.

1063
00:44:27,331 --> 00:44:28,499
I was just trying to help.

1064
00:44:28,707 --> 00:44:29,707
[Erin] Don't.

1065
00:44:33,128 --> 00:44:36,632
I love you and I know you're going through
it today, but there's nothing to fix here.

1066
00:44:37,383 --> 00:44:38,383
All right?

1067
00:44:43,764 --> 00:44:44,932
[sighs]

1068
00:44:50,270 --> 00:44:51,438
[sighs]

1069
00:44:52,731 --> 00:44:53,899
[Nate] <i>That was embarrassing.</i>

1070
00:44:54,358 --> 00:44:57,478
[Jen] <i>You screaming at me in front of
an entire party was embarrassing for you?</i>

1071
00:44:57,778 --> 00:44:59,498
I wasn't even looking at my phone
that much.

1072
00:45:00,114 --> 00:45:03,826
Literally, every time I turned around
and looked up, you were looking down.

1073
00:45:03,909 --> 00:45:05,589
[Jenny] Am I supposed to ignore my editor?

1074
00:45:05,619 --> 00:45:08,723
[Nate] I'm trying to get you to meet
the people I work with, and the whole time

1075
00:45:08,747 --> 00:45:11,393
- you looking at your phone.
- Do you think I like being the shitty,

1076
00:45:11,417 --> 00:45:12,626
fucking downer girlfriend?

1077
00:45:12,710 --> 00:45:15,003
- Fuck it, let's go home.
- No, no, no, no, no.

1078
00:45:15,087 --> 00:45:16,088
I don't want to go home.

1079
00:45:16,171 --> 00:45:17,171
I want to go out.

1080
00:45:17,548 --> 00:45:18,799
I'm fun, okay?

1081
00:45:20,050 --> 00:45:22,250
Let's go back to the party.
I want to talk to everybody.

1082
00:45:22,302 --> 00:45:24,388
I want to be exactly what you want, Nate.

1083
00:45:24,596 --> 00:45:27,391
I could be 20-year-old Jenny again
with no responsibilities.

1084
00:45:27,474 --> 00:45:29,226
Then maybe you'll still love me, huh?

1085
00:45:29,643 --> 00:45:31,854
Don't fucking laugh at me! Fuck you!

1086
00:45:31,937 --> 00:45:34,332
Since when do you give a shit about
the people you work with?

1087
00:45:34,356 --> 00:45:36,710
You gonna get all close
to these new fucking worker friends?

1088
00:45:36,734 --> 00:45:38,014
[Nate] Don't change the subject.

1089
00:45:38,068 --> 00:45:40,868
You tell me I don't love you when
you're the one moving across country.

1090
00:45:40,904 --> 00:45:43,384
[Jen] If you can't make that work,
what does that say about us?

1091
00:45:43,490 --> 00:45:45,075
Wow, you turn it around on me.

1092
00:45:45,159 --> 00:45:47,536
I did not turn this around on you!
You attacked me!

1093
00:45:47,619 --> 00:45:49,913
- I attacked you?
- Yes, you fucking did.

1094
00:45:50,414 --> 00:45:52,458
Why do you keep saying "fucking" to me?

1095
00:45:52,541 --> 00:45:53,584
- Fuck!
- Fuck!

1096
00:45:53,667 --> 00:45:54,877
- Fuck!
- Fuck!

1097
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:56,295
- Fuck!
- Fuck you, Nate!

1098
00:45:58,547 --> 00:46:02,676
See, your insecurities are manifesting
themselves in a really ugly way right now.

1099
00:46:03,886 --> 00:46:04,887
This isn't working.

1100
00:46:04,970 --> 00:46:06,263
[Nate] See, you need some sleep.

1101
00:46:06,346 --> 00:46:08,950
- No, don't do that shit.
- That's what you need. I'm not doing shit.

1102
00:46:08,974 --> 00:46:10,517
I am a grown-ass woman, all right?

1103
00:46:11,310 --> 00:46:12,310
I don't need you.

1104
00:46:14,730 --> 00:46:16,106
Yeah, you never do.

1105
00:46:18,817 --> 00:46:19,943
You never fucking do.

1106
00:46:21,028 --> 00:46:23,030
["Your Best American Girl" playing]

1107
00:46:23,238 --> 00:46:28,202
<i>♪ If I could, I'd be your little spoon ♪</i>

1108
00:46:28,285 --> 00:46:29,286
[Jenny sighs]

1109
00:46:29,369 --> 00:46:34,249
<i>♪ And kiss your fingers
Forever more ♪</i>

1110
00:46:34,333 --> 00:46:35,667
[makes chirping noise]

1111
00:46:35,751 --> 00:46:40,923
<i>♪ But big spoon
You have so much to do ♪</i>

1112
00:46:41,006 --> 00:46:44,510
<i>♪ And I have nothing ♪</i>

1113
00:46:44,593 --> 00:46:47,971
<i>♪ Ahead of me ♪</i>

1114
00:46:50,307 --> 00:46:51,892
- I...
- [sighs] I know.

1115
00:46:53,143 --> 00:46:58,816
<i>♪ Don't wait for me ♪</i>

1116
00:46:59,358 --> 00:47:04,071
<i>♪ I can't come ♪</i>

1117
00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:08,534
<i>♪ Your mother wouldn't approve ♪</i>

1118
00:47:08,659 --> 00:47:11,495
<i>♪ Of how my mother raised me ♪</i>

1119
00:47:11,787 --> 00:47:13,789
[moaning]

1120
00:47:13,914 --> 00:47:17,084
<i>♪ I say that I do ♪</i>

1121
00:47:17,209 --> 00:47:19,211
[Jenny moans]

1122
00:47:19,461 --> 00:47:20,712
[Jenny] Oh, baby.

1123
00:47:23,549 --> 00:47:27,010
[Nate grunts]

1124
00:47:30,764 --> 00:47:32,766
[Nate pants]

1125
00:47:49,908 --> 00:47:53,912
<i>♪ Your mother wouldn't approve ♪</i>

1126
00:47:53,996 --> 00:47:56,999
<i>♪ Of how my mother raised me ♪</i>

1127
00:47:57,332 --> 00:48:01,712
<i>- ♪ But I do, I think I do... ♪</i>
- [Nate panting]

1128
00:48:03,171 --> 00:48:04,811
- I want water. Do you want water?
- Yeah.

1129
00:48:15,601 --> 00:48:16,768
[Jenny sighs]

1130
00:48:18,145 --> 00:48:19,605
[Jenny shudders]

1131
00:48:24,568 --> 00:48:25,611
[Nate] Hey.

1132
00:48:28,947 --> 00:48:33,076
<i>♪ Big spoon
You have so much to do ♪</i>

1133
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:36,747
<i>♪ And I have nothing... ♪</i>

1134
00:48:36,914 --> 00:48:39,666
- I love you so much.
- I love you, too.

1135
00:48:51,178 --> 00:48:52,178
You're my person.

1136
00:48:55,432 --> 00:48:56,432
Forever.

1137
00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:16,160
Oh.

1138
00:49:34,388 --> 00:49:35,388
[yells] Who farted?

1139
00:49:35,639 --> 00:49:36,848
Oh, shoot! Baby, you okay?

1140
00:49:37,182 --> 00:49:38,892
- I'm sorry. Oh, can I help?
- Shit!

1141
00:49:38,976 --> 00:49:42,229
- Do you want me to get the stain-stick?
- Yes, get the stain-stick, Will, please.

1142
00:49:42,771 --> 00:49:43,771
[huffs]

1143
00:49:44,523 --> 00:49:47,067
Oh, I'm so sorry. I was just goofing
around. [laughs]

1144
00:49:47,567 --> 00:49:48,567
Ooh.

1145
00:49:48,652 --> 00:49:50,821
I'm sorry, I was just here cleaning up
a little bit

1146
00:49:50,904 --> 00:49:52,364
'cause I know how busy you've been.

1147
00:49:52,781 --> 00:49:53,782
You busy bee.

1148
00:49:53,865 --> 00:49:55,659
You were in my room cleaning it?

1149
00:49:55,742 --> 00:49:58,036
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was supposed to be a surprise.

1150
00:50:02,457 --> 00:50:03,457
Will.

1151
00:50:04,292 --> 00:50:05,127
Let's talk.

1152
00:50:05,210 --> 00:50:06,210
- Okay.
- You can...

1153
00:50:07,587 --> 00:50:08,587
It's good.

1154
00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:10,966
[Blair chuckles] Um...

1155
00:50:11,675 --> 00:50:12,675
Take those off.

1156
00:50:12,884 --> 00:50:13,884
You got it.

1157
00:50:14,761 --> 00:50:15,887
You got it, dude.

1158
00:50:20,183 --> 00:50:21,183
Are you happy?

1159
00:50:22,185 --> 00:50:23,562
Yeah, of course I'm happy.

1160
00:50:26,189 --> 00:50:28,442
'Cause I don't know if I'm happy anymore.

1161
00:50:35,073 --> 00:50:36,158
Oh, my God!

1162
00:50:37,617 --> 00:50:39,202
Wow, that is so good to hear.

1163
00:50:40,787 --> 00:50:42,998
Oh! [whistles] Thank God.

1164
00:50:43,957 --> 00:50:46,126
I haven't been happy for <i>such</i> a long time.

1165
00:50:46,460 --> 00:50:47,461
- Really?
- Yeah.

1166
00:50:48,670 --> 00:50:50,255
[chuckles] Okay.

1167
00:50:50,505 --> 00:50:51,673
Oh. [chuckles]

1168
00:50:52,632 --> 00:50:55,427
Yeah. Honestly, I almost cheated on you
last week.

1169
00:50:55,886 --> 00:50:56,720
Lint.

1170
00:50:56,803 --> 00:50:57,637
With who?

1171
00:50:57,763 --> 00:50:59,264
Uh, Brenda from work.

1172
00:51:01,558 --> 00:51:02,558
Great!

1173
00:51:03,268 --> 00:51:04,268
Well...

1174
00:51:05,979 --> 00:51:07,314
I guess this is it, then.

1175
00:51:07,773 --> 00:51:08,773
I guess.

1176
00:51:12,194 --> 00:51:13,194
[quietly] Hm.

1177
00:51:14,863 --> 00:51:16,943
I don't know. We were just together
for so long, I...

1178
00:51:17,324 --> 00:51:19,409
- thought this was gonna be a bigger deal.
- I know.

1179
00:51:19,493 --> 00:51:20,493
[huffs]

1180
00:51:20,535 --> 00:51:22,954
But I do love you, Blair,
and I always will.

1181
00:51:24,122 --> 00:51:25,122
I love you, too.

1182
00:51:26,166 --> 00:51:27,167
[sighs]

1183
00:51:35,550 --> 00:51:36,550
[Will sighs]

1184
00:51:42,599 --> 00:51:45,185
And Will, please don't go back
in my bedroom and finish cleaning.

1185
00:51:45,602 --> 00:51:46,645
[Will] Okay, good call.

1186
00:51:50,232 --> 00:51:51,232
[door shuts]

1187
00:51:56,113 --> 00:51:57,614
[sighs] Jesus Christ.

1188
00:51:59,366 --> 00:52:00,450
- Hey.
- [Erin murmurs]

1189
00:52:03,787 --> 00:52:05,455
- Wake up, bitch!
- Where's my bra?

1190
00:52:05,872 --> 00:52:06,872
Oh, shit.

1191
00:52:07,124 --> 00:52:07,958
[Erin] Fuck.

1192
00:52:08,041 --> 00:52:11,586
I was just having the weirdest
fucking dream about Michael Cera.

1193
00:52:11,670 --> 00:52:13,130
- [Blair] Hmm.
- He is lean.

1194
00:52:14,673 --> 00:52:16,424
[Blair whispers] I... I have news.

1195
00:52:16,508 --> 00:52:18,343
- [Erin] Mm-hmm?
- Um, all right.

1196
00:52:19,469 --> 00:52:23,223
I don't want to make today about me, okay?
So just don't tell Jenny.

1197
00:52:23,306 --> 00:52:25,433
- Don't tell Jenny what? Ehhh!
- [Erin laughs]

1198
00:52:25,892 --> 00:52:27,686
Hi. Morning.

1199
00:52:27,769 --> 00:52:30,939
Hey, dude. Do you feel <i>horr-ib-le?</i>

1200
00:52:31,189 --> 00:52:32,774
<i>♪ Horr-ib-le! ♪</i>

1201
00:52:33,150 --> 00:52:36,444
Oh, I wanna take, like, a million naps.
Go, tell me all your secrets!

1202
00:52:36,528 --> 00:52:37,528
Spill the tea.

1203
00:52:37,988 --> 00:52:40,198
I... broke up with Will.

1204
00:52:40,699 --> 00:52:42,242
- I'm sorry, what?
- What?

1205
00:52:42,325 --> 00:52:43,702
I did. I broke up with him.

1206
00:52:44,286 --> 00:52:47,330
He was cleaning our apartment
when I got there.

1207
00:52:47,831 --> 00:52:49,916
So, like, did you break up with him before

1208
00:52:50,250 --> 00:52:52,043
or after he got to my room, though?

1209
00:52:52,127 --> 00:52:53,127
Pause.

1210
00:52:53,503 --> 00:52:54,903
What happened? How are you feeling?

1211
00:52:54,963 --> 00:52:58,300
I mean, like, that kind of throws off
your whole married-before-30s steez.

1212
00:52:58,383 --> 00:52:59,843
- You okay?
- I know. [chuckles]

1213
00:52:59,926 --> 00:53:02,596
I know. I feel like I thought
I was going to be freaking out,

1214
00:53:02,679 --> 00:53:05,724
and I am a little bit,
but I mostly feel...

1215
00:53:06,099 --> 00:53:06,933
amazing.

1216
00:53:07,017 --> 00:53:09,311
I do. And I'm so sorry to bring
this into the mix

1217
00:53:09,394 --> 00:53:11,438
with everything that's happening
with you and Nate.

1218
00:53:11,521 --> 00:53:14,816
- I don't wanna make this...
- No. They are completely different,

1219
00:53:15,192 --> 00:53:17,485
- and I'm happy for you.
- Ah, yeah.

1220
00:53:17,569 --> 00:53:20,739
You deserve better.
And he does too, no offense.

1221
00:53:20,822 --> 00:53:23,366
- No, he does. He definitely does.
- Hey.

1222
00:53:23,909 --> 00:53:24,826
[Blair] What?

1223
00:53:24,910 --> 00:53:27,954
<i>- ♪ Bad Blair ♪</i>
- Uh-uh.

1224
00:53:28,038 --> 00:53:28,872
[Jenny trills]

1225
00:53:28,955 --> 00:53:31,958
Bad Blair is not available.
She's not here right now.

1226
00:53:32,042 --> 00:53:34,419
- Bad Blair came out a bit earlier today.
- What time is it?

1227
00:53:34,502 --> 00:53:37,047
- [Erin] You know what time it is.
- [Jenny] Get it, girl.

1228
00:53:37,130 --> 00:53:39,424
- Oh, oh, oh!
- No. Bad Blair died at, like...

1229
00:53:39,507 --> 00:53:40,550
[Jenny] Tequilas!

1230
00:53:40,634 --> 00:53:43,154
- [Erin] Bad Blair. Bad Blair.
- Can we make a mixed drink first?

1231
00:53:43,178 --> 00:53:44,638
- Nah, bitch.
- Just to ease into it.

1232
00:53:44,721 --> 00:53:47,307
- [Erin] Open up.
- [Blair] A little bit, just a tiny bit.

1233
00:53:47,390 --> 00:53:48,892
- Gentle.
- [Erin] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1234
00:53:48,975 --> 00:53:50,936
Gentle. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1235
00:53:51,019 --> 00:53:52,520
- [grunting]
- [Erin] Yes!

1236
00:53:52,604 --> 00:53:54,314
[Jenny] Oh, too much. Oh!

1237
00:53:54,397 --> 00:53:55,565
- [Erin laughs]
- She's back!

1238
00:53:55,649 --> 00:53:57,776
Yes! Come on!

1239
00:53:57,859 --> 00:53:59,903
Oh, shit, y'all. We need to get ready.

1240
00:53:59,986 --> 00:54:03,615
I brought, like, 400 outfit choices.
Now that I am single, I need opinions.

1241
00:54:03,698 --> 00:54:05,492
Oh, my God, holy shit.

1242
00:54:06,243 --> 00:54:07,619
You guys, I am <i>single.</i>

1243
00:54:07,702 --> 00:54:11,039
Wait, <i>putas,</i> I have something for you,
<i>perritas.</i>

1244
00:54:12,666 --> 00:54:14,626
["The Jump Off" playing]

1245
00:54:15,043 --> 00:54:18,672
Is this our "Bitches and Bangers" playlist
from college?

1246
00:54:18,755 --> 00:54:19,839
Yes, it is.

1247
00:54:19,965 --> 00:54:22,217
- [Jenny singing]
- [Erin] Yas!

1248
00:54:22,300 --> 00:54:24,970
Head feels like shit. Let's go!

1249
00:54:27,597 --> 00:54:29,891
Oh, my God, I feel like you're gonna
give me a high five.

1250
00:54:30,809 --> 00:54:33,478
<i>♪ I been gone for a minute
Now I'm back at the jump off ♪</i>

1251
00:54:33,645 --> 00:54:35,939
<i>♪ Goons in the club
In case somethin' jumps off ♪</i>

1252
00:54:36,064 --> 00:54:38,191
<i>♪ And back up before the hive
Let the pump off ♪</i>

1253
00:54:38,692 --> 00:54:40,860
<i>♪ In the graveyard
Is where you get dumped off ♪</i>

1254
00:54:40,944 --> 00:54:44,614
<i>♪ All we wanna do is party
And buy everybody at the bar Bacardi ♪</i>

1255
00:54:45,031 --> 00:54:47,075
<i>♪ Black Barbie dressed in Bulgari ♪</i>

1256
00:54:47,158 --> 00:54:49,035
<i>♪ I'm tryin' to leave
In somebody's Ferrari ♪</i>

1257
00:54:49,327 --> 00:54:51,538
<i>♪ Spread love
That's what a real mob do ♪</i>

1258
00:54:51,788 --> 00:54:54,165
<i>♪ Keep it gangsta
Look out for her, people ♪</i>

1259
00:54:54,374 --> 00:54:56,876
<i>♪ I'm the wicked bitch of the east
You better keep the peace ♪</i>

1260
00:54:57,085 --> 00:54:58,837
<i>♪ Or out come the beast ♪</i>

1261
00:54:58,962 --> 00:55:00,755
<i>♪ We the best
There's room for improvement ♪</i>

1262
00:55:00,839 --> 00:55:03,133
<i>♪ Our presence is felt
Like a Black Panther movement ♪</i>

1263
00:55:03,216 --> 00:55:05,552
<i>♪ Seven quarter to eights
Back to back with 'em ♪</i>

1264
00:55:05,635 --> 00:55:07,721
<i>♪ And I'm sittin' on chrome
Seven times platinum ♪</i>

1265
00:55:07,804 --> 00:55:08,972
- [music stops abruptly]
- Oh.

1266
00:55:10,098 --> 00:55:12,517
- [Blair] You got it, girl! You got it!
- [Jenny laughs]

1267
00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:15,103
<i>♪ Peeps, with the Bentleys,
The Hummers, the Benz ♪</i>

1268
00:55:15,645 --> 00:55:17,647
<i>♪ Escalades
Twenty-three-inch rims ♪</i>

1269
00:55:17,981 --> 00:55:20,025
<i>♪ Jumpin' out the Jaguar
With the Tims ♪</i>

1270
00:55:20,233 --> 00:55:22,444
<i>♪ Keep your bread up
And live good ♪</i>

1271
00:55:22,527 --> 00:55:24,612
<i>♪ East coast, west coast, worldwide ♪</i>

1272
00:55:24,696 --> 00:55:27,073
<i>♪ All my playas in the hood, stay fly ♪</i>

1273
00:55:27,157 --> 00:55:29,451
<i>♪ And if your ballin'
Let me hear you say right ♪</i>

1274
00:55:42,881 --> 00:55:44,341
[song fades]

1275
00:55:44,674 --> 00:55:47,218
I am deeply obsessed with us right now.

1276
00:55:51,097 --> 00:55:52,015
[exhales]

1277
00:55:52,098 --> 00:55:54,684
Yo. Ice cream is ice cream.
That shit is sugar.

1278
00:55:55,018 --> 00:55:56,996
- Sugar's where it's at.
- Gimme that sugar, though.

1279
00:55:57,020 --> 00:55:58,420
[Blair] But I'm lactose-intolerant.

1280
00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:01,024
- Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
- Let's get that DC.

1281
00:56:01,107 --> 00:56:03,044
- I got you, boo.
- How 'bout we drink some water?

1282
00:56:03,068 --> 00:56:06,279
- We've been drinking a lot of alcohol.
- Oh, my God!

1283
00:56:06,363 --> 00:56:09,407
[Blair] I'm just looking out for us.
Do you guys like flavored water?

1284
00:56:10,575 --> 00:56:12,856
- You could help me. You could do that.
- [Jen] This is...

1285
00:56:12,994 --> 00:56:15,121
- [bottles crashing]
- [Jenny laughs] Oh, no!

1286
00:56:15,205 --> 00:56:16,331
[Nate laughs] Shit.

1287
00:56:21,211 --> 00:56:23,213
["Dreaming of You"
playing on shop radio]

1288
00:56:27,008 --> 00:56:28,688
They can't be playing this song right now.

1289
00:56:29,386 --> 00:56:32,013
Oh, shit. You know what?
We don't need this bullshit.

1290
00:56:32,097 --> 00:56:33,431
- Come on. Let's go.
- No, no, no.

1291
00:56:34,015 --> 00:56:35,600
- Are you sure?
- [softly] Yeah.

1292
00:56:35,683 --> 00:56:38,061
<i>♪ Late at night when all the world... ♪</i>

1293
00:56:38,144 --> 00:56:40,688
You know what, Blair,
how about you get the snacks?

1294
00:56:40,772 --> 00:56:42,732
- Yeah, totally.
- And we'll meet you outside.

1295
00:56:42,816 --> 00:56:45,068
<i>- ♪ I stay up and think of you ♪
- </i>No.

1296
00:56:47,028 --> 00:56:48,196
<i>♪ And I wish on a star...</i> ♪

1297
00:56:48,279 --> 00:56:49,364
- It's okay.
- Yeah?

1298
00:56:49,447 --> 00:56:50,447
Yeah.

1299
00:56:51,199 --> 00:56:52,033
It's okay.

1300
00:56:52,117 --> 00:56:55,286
<i>♪ ...thinking of me too ♪</i>

1301
00:56:58,039 --> 00:57:03,294
<i>♪ 'Cause I'm dreaming of you tonight</i> ♪

1302
00:57:03,378 --> 00:57:09,217
<i>♪ Til tomorrow
I'll be holding you tight ♪</i>

1303
00:57:09,634 --> 00:57:13,221
<i>♪ And there's nowhere in the world ♪</i>

1304
00:57:13,304 --> 00:57:16,266
<i>♪ I'd rather be ♪</i>

1305
00:57:17,267 --> 00:57:19,894
<i>♪ Than here in my room ♪</i>

1306
00:57:20,478 --> 00:57:23,273
<i>- ♪ Dreaming about you and me ♪</i>
- Let's...

1307
00:57:23,356 --> 00:57:25,275
get some snacks while she sings it out.

1308
00:57:29,195 --> 00:57:32,365
<i>♪ Wonder if you ever see... ♪</i>

1309
00:57:32,449 --> 00:57:33,449
You want string cheese?

1310
00:57:33,491 --> 00:57:38,163
<i>♪ And I wonder if you know I'm there ♪</i>

1311
00:57:38,246 --> 00:57:40,457
[Erin imitates spoken word break]
Am I there? Am I?

1312
00:57:40,540 --> 00:57:43,209
<i>♪ If you looked in my eyes ♪</i>

1313
00:57:43,293 --> 00:57:45,170
<i>♪ Would you see what's inside? ♪</i>

1314
00:57:45,253 --> 00:57:49,757
<i>♪ Would you even care? ♪</i>

1315
00:57:50,675 --> 00:57:51,675
[Erin] Uh-uh.

1316
00:57:52,343 --> 00:57:55,722
<i>♪ I just want to hold you close ♪</i>

1317
00:57:55,805 --> 00:57:56,805
Blair.

1318
00:57:57,015 --> 00:57:59,601
<i>♪ So far all I have are</i>... ♪

1319
00:57:59,684 --> 00:58:02,324
What the fuck are you doing?
Pay for the string cheese and get out!

1320
00:58:02,770 --> 00:58:03,770
You're scaring my cat.

1321
00:58:04,105 --> 00:58:05,648
You know what, fuck you!

1322
00:58:05,940 --> 00:58:07,317
- Fuck you, lady!
- [Jenny shouts]

1323
00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:08,818
This ain't no karaoke bar!

1324
00:58:08,902 --> 00:58:10,742
Well, why'd you play the fucking music
so loud?

1325
00:58:10,778 --> 00:58:13,114
Shh. Here's a twenty.
I'm so sorry to disturb you.

1326
00:58:13,406 --> 00:58:14,824
Thank you. Have a lovely evening.

1327
00:58:15,575 --> 00:58:17,911
You cannot anger your bodega man.
I did that one time,

1328
00:58:17,994 --> 00:58:20,514
and now I have to walk three extra blocks
to go to the next one,

1329
00:58:20,538 --> 00:58:22,578
- and it's a literal nightmare.
- Give me the Molly.

1330
00:58:22,999 --> 00:58:25,835
Um, we're still <i>super</i> visible
right now, do you...

1331
00:58:26,753 --> 00:58:27,753
Yeah, you right.

1332
00:58:32,425 --> 00:58:33,425
I...

1333
00:58:36,721 --> 00:58:37,764
[scoffs]

1334
00:58:38,056 --> 00:58:39,182
- She seems...
- Yup.

1335
00:58:42,685 --> 00:58:46,189
<i>♪ Showtime, gotta bury your bad boss
With ample amount of time ♪</i>

1336
00:58:46,272 --> 00:58:48,375
<i>♪ 'Bouta hit 'em with bandeaus
That cook the pop off ♪</i>

1337
00:58:48,399 --> 00:58:50,818
<i>♪ Give a fuck about landlords
When we some outlaws ♪</i>

1338
00:58:50,902 --> 00:58:53,112
<i>♪ Baby, you can get Randolph
Or nigga knockoff ♪</i>

1339
00:58:53,321 --> 00:58:55,698
<i>♪ Ooh, bitch, you better ♪</i>

1340
00:58:55,782 --> 00:58:57,951
<i>♪ Ooh, bitch, you better ♪</i>

1341
00:58:58,034 --> 00:59:00,036
<i>♪ Ooh, bitch, you better ♪</i>

1342
00:59:00,119 --> 00:59:02,497
<i>♪ You better hit it,
'Cause you should know better ♪</i>

1343
00:59:04,374 --> 00:59:05,416
<i>♪ You better ♪</i>

1344
00:59:06,042 --> 00:59:08,836
<i>♪ Ooh. You better drop it, drop it,
Drop it, drop it, drop it ♪</i>

1345
00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:11,798
<i>♪ You gotta work it, work it, work it
Work it, work it, work it ♪</i>

1346
00:59:13,174 --> 00:59:14,300
<i>♪ You better ♪</i>

1347
00:59:15,802 --> 00:59:18,346
<i>♪ You better drop it, drop it,
Drop it, drop it, drop it ♪</i>

1348
00:59:18,429 --> 00:59:20,765
<i>♪ You better sing it, baby, sing it, baby
Sing it, baby ♪</i>

1349
00:59:20,848 --> 00:59:25,144
<i>♪ Touch down on the stage
And no bitch ain't come to play ♪</i>

1350
00:59:25,270 --> 00:59:29,691
<i>♪ Clap clap, when I sing
So I know that you feelin' me ♪</i>

1351
00:59:29,774 --> 00:59:33,903
<i>♪ Oh, if you live this loud
Show it, show it, show it ♪</i>

1352
00:59:35,446 --> 00:59:38,825
<i>♪ It's your moment now
Sing it, sing it, sing it, shine ♪</i>

1353
00:59:38,908 --> 00:59:40,451
<i>♪ Karaoke ♪</i>

1354
00:59:41,077 --> 00:59:42,287
<i>♪ You better... ♪</i>

1355
00:59:43,288 --> 00:59:45,832
<i>♪ You better drop it, drop it,
Drop it, drop it, drop it ♪</i>

1356
00:59:45,957 --> 00:59:48,517
<i>♪ You gotta work it, work it, work it
Work it, work it, work it ♪</i>

1357
00:59:48,543 --> 00:59:50,712
<i>♪ Ooh, bitch you better ♪</i>

1358
00:59:51,129 --> 00:59:53,214
<i>♪ Ooh, bitch you better ♪</i>

1359
00:59:53,548 --> 00:59:55,133
<i>♪ Ooh, bitch you better ♪</i>

1360
00:59:55,216 --> 00:59:57,594
<i>♪ You better, you better,
You should know better ♪</i>

1361
00:59:57,677 --> 01:00:02,098
<i>♪ Touch down on the stage
And no bitch ain't come to play ♪</i>

1362
01:00:02,265 --> 01:00:04,434
<i>♪ Clap clap when I sing
So I know... ♪</i>

1363
01:00:04,517 --> 01:00:06,019
[Blair] Who are all these people?

1364
01:00:06,352 --> 01:00:08,229
I don't know. I figured
we'd know everyone.

1365
01:00:08,396 --> 01:00:10,398
Everybody we know moved to L.A.

1366
01:00:10,481 --> 01:00:12,984
- Fuck L.A.
- Says the girl moving to San Francisco.

1367
01:00:13,067 --> 01:00:14,611
- Oh!
- Totally different.

1368
01:00:14,694 --> 01:00:17,094
Should we try to slip into VIP
since Matt totally fucked you?

1369
01:00:17,155 --> 01:00:18,615
What? He didn't fuck me.

1370
01:00:19,449 --> 01:00:21,659
GA wristbands? Yeah, he did.

1371
01:00:21,951 --> 01:00:23,786
Yeah, yeah, he fucked us
on the wristbands.

1372
01:00:26,331 --> 01:00:27,165
What you doing?

1373
01:00:27,248 --> 01:00:30,752
Hmm? What? Nothing.
I think I'm feeling this Molly, y'all.

1374
01:00:31,002 --> 01:00:34,589
- Yes, ride that wave!
- [Jenny trills] Ay!

1375
01:00:34,964 --> 01:00:37,050
How old do you think
that guy over there is?

1376
01:00:38,926 --> 01:00:40,011
- [Jenny] That one?
- What?

1377
01:00:40,094 --> 01:00:41,012
[Jenny] Girl.

1378
01:00:41,095 --> 01:00:43,514
I think you bought these tickets
with bar mitzvah money.

1379
01:00:43,598 --> 01:00:44,641
[Blair laughs] Fuck you.

1380
01:00:44,724 --> 01:00:46,809
Fuck you, too, baby, come on!

1381
01:00:46,893 --> 01:00:48,519
- Yes!
- Thank you, Erin!

1382
01:00:48,603 --> 01:00:50,104
- Jessie Reyez is setting up.
- Oh!

1383
01:00:50,188 --> 01:00:52,899
Excuse me, we know her.
Yes, we're best friends. We're cousins.

1384
01:00:52,982 --> 01:00:53,858
Excuse me.

1385
01:00:53,941 --> 01:00:55,860
["Dope" playing]

1386
01:00:56,235 --> 01:00:58,237
[crowd cheering]

1387
01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:01,032
<i>♪ Go away young boy ♪</i>

1388
01:01:01,616 --> 01:01:03,284
<i>♪ Younger than you need a teacher ♪</i>

1389
01:01:03,368 --> 01:01:05,119
<i>♪ I know I got what you need, yeah ♪</i>

1390
01:01:05,203 --> 01:01:06,829
<i>♪ And I know I need mine ♪</i>

1391
01:01:06,913 --> 01:01:08,790
<i>♪ I need big toys... ♪</i>

1392
01:01:10,541 --> 01:01:12,043
Yes!

1393
01:01:13,127 --> 01:01:14,796
<i>♪ And I know what you like ♪</i>

1394
01:01:16,214 --> 01:01:17,214
<i>♪ Dancin' dope ♪</i>

1395
01:01:17,799 --> 01:01:18,883
<i>♪ Dancin' dope ♪</i>

1396
01:01:19,801 --> 01:01:22,512
<i>♪ Dancin' dope, dancin' dope
Dancin' dope ♪</i>

1397
01:01:22,595 --> 01:01:23,930
<i>♪ Go away young boy ♪</i>

1398
01:01:24,639 --> 01:01:26,015
<i>♪ Dancin' dope
Dancin'... ♪</i>

1399
01:01:26,099 --> 01:01:27,225
I'm gonna go talk to him.

1400
01:01:27,809 --> 01:01:30,311
I can't let you do that.
You'll thank me later.

1401
01:01:31,813 --> 01:01:34,750
What do you mean, you can't let me do it?
I make my own decisions. Come on.

1402
01:01:34,774 --> 01:01:35,942
I can't... Fuckin', no!

1403
01:01:36,025 --> 01:01:38,444
Hey, come on.
Stop dancing in my way, Erin!

1404
01:01:38,778 --> 01:01:41,280
Bitch, you ain't shit. I knew you were
coming here to see Nate.

1405
01:01:41,364 --> 01:01:42,198
Bullshit!

1406
01:01:42,281 --> 01:01:45,081
- What are you guys talking about?
- She came here tonight to see Nate!

1407
01:01:45,576 --> 01:01:47,161
No, no, Jenny, no.

1408
01:01:47,245 --> 01:01:49,247
- Please don't go.
- Oh! [cries]

1409
01:01:49,330 --> 01:01:52,333
Blair, but I'm a grown-ass adult,
all right? I make my own decisions.

1410
01:01:52,417 --> 01:01:55,169
- What the fuck? This bitch. Goddammit.
- [Blair] Excuse me.

1411
01:01:55,253 --> 01:01:56,293
[Jenny] Stop following me.

1412
01:01:56,587 --> 01:02:00,508
<i>♪ It's only bad if you get caught
So cash this thing in, oh my God ♪</i>

1413
01:02:01,175 --> 01:02:02,552
[Blair] We just want to help you.

1414
01:02:02,635 --> 01:02:04,303
Just stop following me, then.

1415
01:02:04,387 --> 01:02:07,408
- [Erin] Stop forcing us to chase you.
- Oh, please, just go back to our spot.

1416
01:02:07,432 --> 01:02:10,244
- I just need to go to the bathroom.
- I've known you long enough to know

1417
01:02:10,268 --> 01:02:13,354
that you are definitely not just
going to the bathroom right now.

1418
01:02:13,438 --> 01:02:15,273
- Oh?
- I love you <i>so</i> much.

1419
01:02:15,481 --> 01:02:16,961
But this is getting fucking pathetic.

1420
01:02:17,024 --> 01:02:18,192
He broke up with <i>you.</i>

1421
01:02:18,276 --> 01:02:20,528
My heart
was ripped out of my chest, okay?

1422
01:02:20,653 --> 01:02:23,948
But... it's not like I'd expect you
to know what that feels like.

1423
01:02:24,031 --> 01:02:25,751
I can't get mad at you
for not understanding

1424
01:02:25,783 --> 01:02:27,285
but I sure as hell can be mad at you

1425
01:02:27,368 --> 01:02:29,370
for not being a friend to me
right now, Erin.

1426
01:02:29,954 --> 01:02:30,954
[Blair] You guys!

1427
01:02:31,956 --> 01:02:32,956
We're good!

1428
01:02:33,416 --> 01:02:35,042
- We're at Neon Classic!
- Uh...

1429
01:02:35,460 --> 01:02:36,711
I feel great. You feel great?

1430
01:02:36,794 --> 01:02:38,337
- Trying to.
- We feel great!

1431
01:02:38,880 --> 01:02:40,673
You're pretty, you're pretty.

1432
01:02:42,175 --> 01:02:43,175
We're having fun!

1433
01:02:45,178 --> 01:02:47,180
This is our song! We love this song!

1434
01:02:47,263 --> 01:02:48,473
- We do.
- We do.

1435
01:02:48,556 --> 01:02:51,142
Why don't you go listen to it?
'Cause I don't need a babysitter.

1436
01:02:51,476 --> 01:02:53,644
- You're kinda acting like a baby.
- Fuck you, Blair.

1437
01:02:53,728 --> 01:02:55,688
Fuck you. I'm trying to stay neutral here.

1438
01:02:57,523 --> 01:02:59,025
Thought you had to piss, princess.

1439
01:03:01,402 --> 01:03:02,402
I do.

1440
01:03:13,873 --> 01:03:15,082
[loud bang]

1441
01:03:17,502 --> 01:03:18,502
[mouthing]

1442
01:03:19,378 --> 01:03:21,047
Fuck. Fuck!

1443
01:03:21,672 --> 01:03:23,382
Fuck me!

1444
01:03:23,716 --> 01:03:25,426
[whimpers]

1445
01:03:26,219 --> 01:03:28,221
Wait. Ugh.

1446
01:03:29,138 --> 01:03:30,138
Nah.

1447
01:03:48,783 --> 01:03:49,951
[rain pattering]

1448
01:03:50,034 --> 01:03:51,786
I don't want you to end us.

1449
01:03:53,621 --> 01:03:55,122
Please don't end us.

1450
01:03:55,748 --> 01:03:58,125
I know, baby. I don't want to end us.

1451
01:03:59,001 --> 01:04:01,087
- I love you.
- I love you.

1452
01:04:01,712 --> 01:04:04,048
I'm sorry about San Francisco.

1453
01:04:05,216 --> 01:04:08,511
I can't turn down this opportunity,
but we can try long distance.

1454
01:04:09,554 --> 01:04:11,097
You know it's not all about that.

1455
01:04:12,056 --> 01:04:14,433
This isn't working anymore. You know that.

1456
01:04:15,893 --> 01:04:17,854
I feel like we need to live our own lives.

1457
01:04:18,646 --> 01:04:20,481
Ever since college, we're all we've known.

1458
01:04:27,738 --> 01:04:29,615
But what if we were meant to be together?

1459
01:04:33,953 --> 01:04:35,955
I mean, what if it's supposed to be us?

1460
01:04:37,206 --> 01:04:38,291
No matter what happens,

1461
01:04:38,374 --> 01:04:41,210
I feel like we're always gonna be
in each other's lives, so...

1462
01:04:42,962 --> 01:04:45,339
It's fine. I mean, I... It will be okay.

1463
01:04:51,262 --> 01:04:52,388
I'm scared, Nate.

1464
01:04:54,348 --> 01:04:56,267
I'm scared to do this without you.

1465
01:04:59,353 --> 01:05:00,353
Look at me.

1466
01:05:03,274 --> 01:05:04,274
[sniffles]

1467
01:05:05,026 --> 01:05:06,819
[sobs]

1468
01:05:11,741 --> 01:05:12,617
[sobbing]

1469
01:05:12,700 --> 01:05:14,577
[whispers] I love you.

1470
01:05:17,038 --> 01:05:18,038
[sniffles]

1471
01:05:24,795 --> 01:05:25,795
[softly] Okay.

1472
01:05:33,179 --> 01:05:34,179
Can I...

1473
01:05:35,973 --> 01:05:37,850
Can I just have a minute?

1474
01:05:40,519 --> 01:05:41,519
[softly] Yeah.

1475
01:05:42,104 --> 01:05:43,104
[Nate sighs]

1476
01:05:45,816 --> 01:05:46,816
[Nate] Fuck.

1477
01:05:47,568 --> 01:05:48,569
Fuck.

1478
01:05:49,320 --> 01:05:51,322
["Great One" playing]

1479
01:05:52,823 --> 01:05:53,823
[sniffles]

1480
01:05:59,664 --> 01:06:01,666
<i>♪ I wanna be a great one ♪</i>

1481
01:06:01,916 --> 01:06:03,918
<i>♪ I wanna be a great one ♪</i>

1482
01:06:05,461 --> 01:06:07,755
<i>♪ I wanna make a million dollars ♪</i>

1483
01:06:07,838 --> 01:06:10,925
<i>♪ Making all my days count
Clowning with my day ones ♪</i>

1484
01:06:11,509 --> 01:06:13,511
<i>♪ What is life? What is love? ♪</i>

1485
01:06:14,553 --> 01:06:16,555
<i>♪ What are lies? What is trust? ♪</i>

1486
01:06:17,431 --> 01:06:19,433
<i>♪ What is everything? ♪</i>

1487
01:06:19,517 --> 01:06:23,312
<i>♪ Everything is nothing without you ♪</i>

1488
01:06:24,939 --> 01:06:26,941
<i>♪ Without you ♪</i>

1489
01:06:27,692 --> 01:06:29,860
<i>♪ Without you ♪</i>

1490
01:06:32,697 --> 01:06:36,659
<i>♪ Running, I'm running
I'm running outta patience ♪</i>

1491
01:06:36,742 --> 01:06:40,746
<i>♪ I wanna be a great one
I wanna be a great one ♪</i>

1492
01:06:40,830 --> 01:06:42,665
<i>♪ And when the spirit calls me ♪</i>

1493
01:06:42,748 --> 01:06:45,876
<i>♪ I wanna throw my hands up
Ready to be saved, yeah ♪</i>

1494
01:06:46,627 --> 01:06:48,504
<i>♪ And when my day is done ♪</i>

1495
01:06:49,255 --> 01:06:51,257
<i>♪ I hope I die fading ♪</i>

1496
01:06:52,341 --> 01:06:54,343
<i>♪ When they take me way up ♪</i>

1497
01:06:55,052 --> 01:06:57,555
<i>♪ I hope I fly fading ♪</i>

1498
01:06:58,347 --> 01:07:00,099
<i>♪ What is life? What is love? ♪</i>

1499
01:07:01,350 --> 01:07:03,352
<i>♪ What is time?
What is choice? ♪</i>

1500
01:07:04,228 --> 01:07:06,105
<i>♪ What is everything? ♪</i>

1501
01:07:06,230 --> 01:07:09,150
<i>♪ Everything is nothing without ♪</i>

1502
01:07:10,151 --> 01:07:12,153
<i>♪ What is life?
What is love? ♪</i>

1503
01:07:12,903 --> 01:07:14,739
<i>♪ I hope I am enough... ♪</i>

1504
01:07:15,072 --> 01:07:17,908
[mouthing]

1505
01:07:17,992 --> 01:07:21,287
<i>♪ Everything is nothing without you ♪</i>

1506
01:07:22,371 --> 01:07:24,081
<i>♪ Nothing without ♪</i>

1507
01:07:25,291 --> 01:07:27,835
<i>♪ Nothing without you ♪</i>

1508
01:07:28,210 --> 01:07:29,920
<i>♪ Nothing without you ♪</i>

1509
01:07:30,004 --> 01:07:33,257
<i>♪ Everything is nothing without you ♪</i>

1510
01:07:48,731 --> 01:07:50,733
[song fades]

1511
01:07:52,985 --> 01:07:54,320
[crowd cheering in distance]

1512
01:07:54,403 --> 01:07:56,197
[gasping, panting]

1513
01:07:59,408 --> 01:08:01,888
- You over the show already?
- You gotta be fucking kidding me.

1514
01:08:05,581 --> 01:08:06,701
I just came to get some air.

1515
01:08:07,917 --> 01:08:09,919
Okay. Air's that way.

1516
01:08:11,295 --> 01:08:12,655
You know, you can't smoke in here.

1517
01:08:13,130 --> 01:08:15,883
Oh, my God. What are you, security?
I'm by the door.

1518
01:08:16,217 --> 01:08:17,217
[pained gasp]

1519
01:08:25,643 --> 01:08:27,883
Look, I got a car coming to pick me up
in about a minute.

1520
01:08:28,062 --> 01:08:30,481
Take me to the House of Yes.
Why don't you come with me?

1521
01:08:31,065 --> 01:08:33,317
I don't need a rebound, Matt.

1522
01:08:34,318 --> 01:08:36,403
I'm not offering sex.

1523
01:08:36,487 --> 01:08:39,532
I'm... I'm literally just offering you
a ride to the after-party.

1524
01:08:41,367 --> 01:08:44,745
My phone isn't working,
and Erin and Blair are still inside, so...

1525
01:08:44,870 --> 01:08:46,205
No, that's cool, I'll text them.

1526
01:08:46,622 --> 01:08:47,456
Let's go.

1527
01:08:47,623 --> 01:08:49,625
["Reasons Not to Die" playing]

1528
01:09:14,859 --> 01:09:18,487
<i>♪ Here's to the ones ♪</i>

1529
01:09:18,821 --> 01:09:20,906
<i>♪ Who stuck in when they should have run ♪</i>

1530
01:09:20,990 --> 01:09:25,870
<i>♪ Despite all of my ranting
And raging, so ♪</i>

1531
01:09:25,995 --> 01:09:29,623
<i>♪ Here's to the ones ♪</i>

1532
01:09:29,915 --> 01:09:31,917
<i>♪ Who hide the bullet from the gun ♪</i>

1533
01:09:32,001 --> 01:09:36,881
<i>♪ Foot down on all my bullshit
But won't cage me ♪</i>

1534
01:09:37,047 --> 01:09:40,885
<i>♪ Here's to my friends ♪</i>

1535
01:09:41,051 --> 01:09:43,053
<i>♪ All in until the bitter end ♪</i>

1536
01:09:43,137 --> 01:09:45,723
<i>♪ Drink or two to the toast ♪</i>

1537
01:09:45,848 --> 01:09:47,850
<i>♪ Not too many though ♪</i>

1538
01:09:47,933 --> 01:09:49,935
[mellow piano melody]

1539
01:09:53,689 --> 01:09:55,149
[piano fades]

1540
01:09:56,150 --> 01:09:57,860
[recording] <i>It's Jenny. Leave a message.</i>

1541
01:09:57,943 --> 01:10:01,322
Jenny, I know your fucking phone is dead,
and you need to find a charge,

1542
01:10:01,572 --> 01:10:04,132
and you better call us back.
You're being such a <i>fucking</i> asshole.

1543
01:10:04,158 --> 01:10:07,036
We just really want to be there for you,
so we just need you to call us.

1544
01:10:07,119 --> 01:10:09,121
We love you. We love you so much.

1545
01:10:10,080 --> 01:10:12,750
- What the fuck was that?
- She's not gonna respond to that.

1546
01:10:12,833 --> 01:10:14,793
- You can't yell at her.
- I don't care.

1547
01:10:16,170 --> 01:10:17,213
She needs to grow up.

1548
01:10:17,588 --> 01:10:18,589
[scoffing laugh]

1549
01:10:19,465 --> 01:10:20,466
What... What was that?

1550
01:10:21,300 --> 01:10:24,887
I mean, it's kind of the pot
telling the kettle to grow up,

1551
01:10:25,221 --> 01:10:27,264
but... I don't know, never mind.

1552
01:10:27,348 --> 01:10:28,432
[laughs sarcastically]

1553
01:10:28,515 --> 01:10:30,935
Yeah, okay. I am not the pot.

1554
01:10:31,936 --> 01:10:33,062
- Oh, really?
- Mm.

1555
01:10:34,313 --> 01:10:36,065
You're late to work <i>every</i> day.

1556
01:10:36,649 --> 01:10:37,691
Not every day.

1557
01:10:37,942 --> 01:10:40,486
You go out on work days
more than you go out on weekends.

1558
01:10:40,569 --> 01:10:42,112
Because it's bridge and tunnel.

1559
01:10:42,279 --> 01:10:44,907
Erin, you're holding onto something
that is gone.

1560
01:10:44,990 --> 01:10:46,670
Do you think you're gonna be
young forever?

1561
01:10:46,700 --> 01:10:48,911
We're almost 30 years old.
It's not cute anymore.

1562
01:10:48,994 --> 01:10:51,705
Don't you have personal goals?
Do you have a plan for the future?

1563
01:10:51,789 --> 01:10:53,791
How did your plan work out?
Oh, right.

1564
01:10:53,874 --> 01:10:56,502
It was completely fucking insane
and backfired.

1565
01:10:56,585 --> 01:10:57,670
It did not <i>backfire.</i>

1566
01:10:57,753 --> 01:10:59,213
We can't fuck around anymore.

1567
01:10:59,296 --> 01:11:03,175
I want a best friend that gets up with me
on Saturdays to go to the farmers' market.

1568
01:11:03,259 --> 01:11:05,719
And you sleep through the farmers' market
every weekend.

1569
01:11:05,803 --> 01:11:09,181
Is that what being an adult means to you?
Going to the fucking farmers' market.

1570
01:11:09,265 --> 01:11:12,559
- What else? Tell me your ways.
- Admitting that you like Leah,

1571
01:11:12,893 --> 01:11:14,895
and you want to be in a relationship
with her.

1572
01:11:16,438 --> 01:11:17,731
What are you so afraid of?

1573
01:11:17,815 --> 01:11:19,358
Everything!

1574
01:11:21,819 --> 01:11:24,029
If I grow up, it means I need to change

1575
01:11:24,780 --> 01:11:26,156
<i>everything.</i>

1576
01:11:26,991 --> 01:11:29,285
Everything's already
fucking changing, Blair.

1577
01:11:29,368 --> 01:11:30,577
Jenny's leaving.

1578
01:11:33,080 --> 01:11:35,916
And actually, the farmers' market
sounds really, really like...

1579
01:11:36,375 --> 01:11:39,003
assuring and coddling
and comforting right now.

1580
01:11:39,086 --> 01:11:40,754
Like, is there one tomorrow?

1581
01:11:41,380 --> 01:11:43,215
- Great fresh produce.
- Yeah.

1582
01:11:43,507 --> 01:11:47,261
All I feel right now is, like, just love
for you coursing through my veins,

1583
01:11:47,344 --> 01:11:48,721
and I just want to hug it out.

1584
01:11:48,804 --> 01:11:50,180
Me too. I just want to hug you.

1585
01:11:50,264 --> 01:11:51,932
Oh, God, I'm so sorry.

1586
01:11:52,016 --> 01:11:53,309
[Blair] I'm so sorry.

1587
01:11:54,268 --> 01:11:55,102
I love you.

1588
01:11:55,185 --> 01:11:56,270
[Erin murmurs]

1589
01:11:56,478 --> 01:11:59,189
- [Blair laughs] Say it back!
- [laughs] I love you.

1590
01:11:59,273 --> 01:12:00,649
[cell phone pings]

1591
01:12:00,899 --> 01:12:01,899
[Blair] Oh, shit.

1592
01:12:03,986 --> 01:12:04,987
She's with Matt.

1593
01:12:05,070 --> 01:12:06,238
- Oh.
- I have an address.

1594
01:12:07,865 --> 01:12:09,158
- Hoo!
- Yeah.

1595
01:12:09,241 --> 01:12:10,617
- We're back.
- [clicks tongue]

1596
01:12:10,701 --> 01:12:11,701
All right.

1597
01:12:12,828 --> 01:12:13,871
I gotta make a pit stop.

1598
01:12:13,954 --> 01:12:14,954
Okay.

1599
01:12:15,497 --> 01:12:16,999
<i>- </i>[Blair] Woo!
- ["Missing U" playing]

1600
01:12:17,082 --> 01:12:18,876
<i>♪ Now that it's over ♪</i>

1601
01:12:21,420 --> 01:12:23,839
<i>♪ The space where you used to be ♪</i>

1602
01:12:24,423 --> 01:12:26,675
<i>♪ Your head on my shoulder ♪</i>

1603
01:12:27,426 --> 01:12:29,428
[hum of chatter]

1604
01:12:29,678 --> 01:12:32,931
<i>♪ All of the plans we made
That never... ♪</i>

1605
01:12:33,057 --> 01:12:34,350
Oh, shit dicks.

1606
01:12:35,434 --> 01:12:38,395
Shit. Here, here, here. Let me help you.
Let me get...

1607
01:12:38,479 --> 01:12:40,397
Nope, no, no. No, no.

1608
01:12:40,481 --> 01:12:42,483
Big girl, grownup here.

1609
01:12:42,566 --> 01:12:43,566
I'm sorry!

1610
01:12:43,776 --> 01:12:45,056
You know this is all your fault.

1611
01:12:45,861 --> 01:12:47,029
Oh, yeah? Enlighten me.

1612
01:12:47,112 --> 01:12:49,990
Well, if you had just dated me in college,
I would never have met Nate.

1613
01:12:50,074 --> 01:12:51,714
And I wouldn't be completely heartbroken.

1614
01:12:51,742 --> 01:12:53,243
I was dumb in college.

1615
01:12:53,327 --> 01:12:55,746
You know I fucked several different women
that stole from me?

1616
01:12:56,288 --> 01:12:59,166
Oh, wow!
I was so obsessed with you in college.

1617
01:12:59,249 --> 01:13:03,170
I spent so much time thinking about you
and crying over you and...

1618
01:13:04,797 --> 01:13:07,633
It just makes me realize that
what I felt for you wasn't even real

1619
01:13:07,716 --> 01:13:10,594
because it definitely didn't feel
like this.

1620
01:13:11,387 --> 01:13:13,263
[Matt] Come on.
You're looking at it all wrong.

1621
01:13:13,555 --> 01:13:16,058
You've been <i>blessed</i> with a broken heart.

1622
01:13:16,308 --> 01:13:18,727
When it doesn't hurt anymore,
that's when it's really over.

1623
01:13:18,811 --> 01:13:20,521
Live in this as long as you can.

1624
01:13:24,233 --> 01:13:25,233
I gotta go.

1625
01:13:26,193 --> 01:13:27,027
Really?

1626
01:13:27,194 --> 01:13:30,114
Tell Erin and Blair
that I am going to finish it.

1627
01:13:30,197 --> 01:13:32,509
- And they'll know what I mean.
- What are you talking about?

1628
01:13:32,533 --> 01:13:33,533
That makes no sense.

1629
01:13:33,742 --> 01:13:35,494
Oh, right. You're... You're on drugs.

1630
01:13:35,577 --> 01:13:37,538
I... forgot, you're on drugs.

1631
01:13:37,996 --> 01:13:39,248
Are you cool? You okay?

1632
01:13:39,331 --> 01:13:40,999
- I'm gonna be okay.
- All right.

1633
01:13:41,125 --> 01:13:42,251
Hey, Young!

1634
01:13:42,835 --> 01:13:45,295
I'm sorry I was such an asshole
in college.

1635
01:13:46,463 --> 01:13:47,463
Don't be.

1636
01:13:48,048 --> 01:13:49,133
You helped me find Nate.

1637
01:13:50,300 --> 01:13:51,343
[doorbell rings]

1638
01:13:52,553 --> 01:13:53,554
[Leah gasps] Hi.

1639
01:13:53,637 --> 01:13:56,014
- [Blair] Hi!
- Hey! Hi!

1640
01:13:56,390 --> 01:13:57,975
- Leah!
- What's up?

1641
01:13:58,058 --> 01:13:59,560
- Hi!
- [Leah] You okay?

1642
01:13:59,768 --> 01:14:01,270
- Yeah.
- Shit, you're rich.

1643
01:14:01,395 --> 01:14:04,440
Everything's great. I just need to,
like, talk to you <i>right</i> now.

1644
01:14:04,523 --> 01:14:06,567
She wants to go to the farmers' market
with you.

1645
01:14:07,109 --> 01:14:08,444
- [Blair groans]
- Right now?

1646
01:14:09,069 --> 01:14:11,405
No, like...
Like, normal farmers' market...

1647
01:14:11,488 --> 01:14:12,656
- Functioning hours.
- Yeah.

1648
01:14:13,532 --> 01:14:14,950
- It's real.
- Mm-hmm.

1649
01:14:15,117 --> 01:14:16,743
- You're so pretty.
- Don't touch her.

1650
01:14:16,827 --> 01:14:18,537
- Thank you.
- Oh, my God, her skin.

1651
01:14:19,788 --> 01:14:20,622
Okay, boo.

1652
01:14:20,706 --> 01:14:21,706
Yeah.

1653
01:14:22,166 --> 01:14:23,417
How you feeling? You still...

1654
01:14:24,001 --> 01:14:25,544
- Yeah. Oh, my God.
- Yeah.

1655
01:14:25,627 --> 01:14:28,130
- I feel like it's gotten more intense.
- I can see that.

1656
01:14:28,213 --> 01:14:29,213
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1657
01:14:29,798 --> 01:14:33,302
So I'm going to play you some
really great music.

1658
01:14:33,385 --> 01:14:37,014
Okay? You just let it, like,
wash over you, all right?

1659
01:14:37,097 --> 01:14:40,809
Just let it, like, move you
wherever you want to go, okay?

1660
01:14:40,893 --> 01:14:44,646
And whatever you do, do <i>not</i> take
the headphones out until I tell you to.

1661
01:14:46,773 --> 01:14:48,150
- Great.
- [shudders in pleasure]

1662
01:14:48,233 --> 01:14:50,569
[shouting] I can feel
the seasons changing!

1663
01:14:50,903 --> 01:14:51,903
[shouting] Yeah.

1664
01:14:53,030 --> 01:14:54,030
Perfect.

1665
01:14:55,491 --> 01:14:56,617
You got it, girl.

1666
01:14:57,868 --> 01:15:00,078
Woo! All right. Let's have a...

1667
01:15:00,662 --> 01:15:01,662
Yeah...

1668
01:15:01,872 --> 01:15:03,582
Seat... Sit... Seat...

1669
01:15:03,665 --> 01:15:04,875
[Erin laughs nervously]

1670
01:15:05,751 --> 01:15:08,212
- Are you rolling?
- I am, I am definitely rolling.

1671
01:15:08,295 --> 01:15:11,048
But that has nothing to do with the words
that are about to come out

1672
01:15:11,381 --> 01:15:12,216
of my face right now.

1673
01:15:12,341 --> 01:15:14,718
- Understood.
- Yeah, great. Okay. Mm.

1674
01:15:16,011 --> 01:15:17,054
[metallic clang]

1675
01:15:19,264 --> 01:15:20,140
[chuckles]

1676
01:15:20,224 --> 01:15:22,434
Alright, give me a minute.
[laughs nervously]

1677
01:15:24,311 --> 01:15:25,311
I...

1678
01:15:26,104 --> 01:15:28,065
think I lo...

1679
01:15:28,273 --> 01:15:29,733
Hmm. Why is this so hard?

1680
01:15:30,734 --> 01:15:32,174
Because you've never said it before.

1681
01:15:33,987 --> 01:15:34,987
Is that bad?

1682
01:15:35,113 --> 01:15:36,113
No.

1683
01:15:37,616 --> 01:15:39,176
When I was in college, I thought I'd...

1684
01:15:42,204 --> 01:15:43,038
You get it.

1685
01:15:43,163 --> 01:15:44,414
[both laugh]

1686
01:15:44,498 --> 01:15:45,832
With this, uh, one girl,

1687
01:15:46,416 --> 01:15:47,626
and she was great.

1688
01:15:48,293 --> 01:15:52,214
You know, everything was great.
It was fun. She was smart. Whatever.

1689
01:15:52,756 --> 01:15:56,260
And our relationship was... beautiful.

1690
01:15:57,261 --> 01:15:59,513
And, out of nowhere, she just like...

1691
01:16:01,682 --> 01:16:02,683
went back to men.

1692
01:16:04,309 --> 01:16:05,936
And it fucking crushed me.

1693
01:16:07,771 --> 01:16:08,771
I felt like...

1694
01:16:09,565 --> 01:16:11,066
I was just some experiment.

1695
01:16:13,694 --> 01:16:15,821
And I've never told anyone that.
[sniffles]

1696
01:16:17,531 --> 01:16:19,908
- Not Jenny, who's my fucking bestie.
- Mm.

1697
01:16:20,909 --> 01:16:23,203
- Or that crazy bitch back there.
- [both laugh]

1698
01:16:25,747 --> 01:16:26,999
I know what that feels like.

1699
01:16:28,709 --> 01:16:29,835
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

1700
01:16:32,254 --> 01:16:34,798
See, I've never had someone
to share this part of myself with.

1701
01:16:37,092 --> 01:16:38,092
Woo!

1702
01:16:38,135 --> 01:16:39,928
I'm feeling, like, so many things
right now,

1703
01:16:40,012 --> 01:16:41,763
like, so many things. [laughs]

1704
01:16:42,639 --> 01:16:45,392
Yeah. You have two straight best friends.

1705
01:16:46,351 --> 01:16:49,354
I have to imagine you're not sitting
around reading queer theory together.

1706
01:16:53,483 --> 01:16:55,235
You know, I'm good with taking it slow.

1707
01:17:00,157 --> 01:17:02,075
- You sure?
- Mm-hmm.

1708
01:17:02,159 --> 01:17:05,537
I am terrified of meeting your friends.
Like, what if they don't like me?

1709
01:17:05,621 --> 01:17:06,747
Bitch, everybody likes you.

1710
01:17:07,581 --> 01:17:08,415
Yeah, you right.

1711
01:17:08,498 --> 01:17:11,043
- Oh, wow. Okay, okay.
- You right.

1712
01:17:11,126 --> 01:17:12,127
[both laugh]

1713
01:17:12,210 --> 01:17:13,210
[Erin sniffles]

1714
01:17:15,213 --> 01:17:16,774
- I think I...
- I think I love you, too.

1715
01:17:16,798 --> 01:17:18,038
- [Leah laughs]
- [Erin quivers]

1716
01:17:26,224 --> 01:17:28,435
[Jenny] <i>Do you think I can have
one more kiss?</i>

1717
01:17:28,977 --> 01:17:31,521
<i>I'll find closure on your lips,
and then I'll go.</i>

1718
01:17:32,105 --> 01:17:36,401
<i>Maybe also one more breakfast,
one more lunch, and one more dinner.</i>

1719
01:17:37,027 --> 01:17:39,071
<i>I'll be full and happy</i>

1720
01:17:39,154 --> 01:17:40,989
<i>and we can part.</i>

1721
01:17:42,199 --> 01:17:45,661
<i>But in between meals,
maybe we can lie in bed one more time.</i>

1722
01:17:46,370 --> 01:17:50,165
<i>One more prolonged moment
where time suspends indefinitely</i>

1723
01:17:50,415 --> 01:17:52,417
<i>as I rest my head on your chest.</i>

1724
01:17:53,752 --> 01:17:58,840
<i>My hope is if we add up the "one mores,"
they will equal a lifetime,</i>

1725
01:17:59,216 --> 01:18:02,177
<i>and I'll never have to get to the part
where I let you go.</i>

1726
01:18:02,427 --> 01:18:04,680
[laughing] Yes, baby! Baby, wait.

1727
01:18:04,763 --> 01:18:06,515
Grip on. Grip on tight.

1728
01:18:06,598 --> 01:18:08,558
- We're okay. Go, go, go, go.
- No. Fuck this.

1729
01:18:08,642 --> 01:18:10,352
Actually, you owe my ass a...

1730
01:18:11,395 --> 01:18:12,729
Okay, fine. Let's do it.

1731
01:18:12,979 --> 01:18:14,064
Oh! Shit!

1732
01:18:14,147 --> 01:18:15,565
[laughing]You're a dick!

1733
01:18:15,649 --> 01:18:17,442
[Jenny] <i>But that's not real, is it?</i>

1734
01:18:18,485 --> 01:18:20,237
<i>There are no more "one mores."</i>

1735
01:18:21,405 --> 01:18:23,657
<i>I met you when everything
was new and exciting,</i>

1736
01:18:23,740 --> 01:18:26,785
<i>and the possibilities
of the world seemed endless.</i>

1737
01:18:27,619 --> 01:18:28,619
<i>And they still are.</i>

1738
01:18:29,287 --> 01:18:30,997
<i>For you, for me.</i>

1739
01:18:32,249 --> 01:18:33,249
<i>But not for us.</i>

1740
01:18:34,167 --> 01:18:37,212
<i>Somewhere between then and now,
here and there,</i>

1741
01:18:37,462 --> 01:18:39,464
<i>I guess we didn't just grow apart,</i>

1742
01:18:39,715 --> 01:18:40,715
<i>we grew up.</i>

1743
01:18:42,926 --> 01:18:46,763
<i>When something breaks, if the pieces
are large enough, you can fix it.</i>

1744
01:18:47,931 --> 01:18:51,476
<i>Unfortunately, sometimes things
don't break, they shatter.</i>

1745
01:18:52,853 --> 01:18:54,271
<i>But when you let the light in,</i>

1746
01:18:54,896 --> 01:18:56,440
<i>shattered glass will glitter.</i>

1747
01:18:57,524 --> 01:18:58,734
<i>And in those moments,</i>

1748
01:18:59,276 --> 01:19:01,153
<i>when the pieces of what we were
catch the sun,</i>

1749
01:19:02,320 --> 01:19:04,448
<i>I'll remember just how beautiful it was.</i>

1750
01:19:05,657 --> 01:19:07,701
<i>Just how beautiful it'll always be.</i>

1751
01:19:07,909 --> 01:19:09,161
<i>Because it was </i>us.

1752
01:19:10,120 --> 01:19:11,288
<i>And we were magic.</i>

1753
01:19:12,372 --> 01:19:13,832
- <i>Forever.</i>
- [Nate shouts] Forever!

1754
01:19:14,666 --> 01:19:15,667
[Jenny laughs]

1755
01:19:43,195 --> 01:19:44,404
All right, divide and conquer.

1756
01:19:44,488 --> 01:19:46,740
- I'll take this room, you take that one.
- Yup-yup!

1757
01:19:48,658 --> 01:19:49,658
Blair!

1758
01:19:55,248 --> 01:19:57,000
God, you're so fucking sexy.

1759
01:19:58,418 --> 01:19:59,418
Oh, she cute.

1760
01:19:59,878 --> 01:20:00,712
All right.

1761
01:20:00,879 --> 01:20:02,881
["Do You Think About Me" playing]

1762
01:20:03,131 --> 01:20:05,133
<i>♪ Do you think of me? ♪</i>

1763
01:20:05,759 --> 01:20:08,261
Where the fuck <i>is</i> this bitch?

1764
01:20:09,137 --> 01:20:10,013
[huffs]

1765
01:20:10,096 --> 01:20:12,098
[Matt grunting]

1766
01:20:15,185 --> 01:20:16,645
[Matt grunting]

1767
01:20:16,728 --> 01:20:17,604
[Erin gasps]

1768
01:20:17,687 --> 01:20:20,065
Holy fuck! [laughs]

1769
01:20:20,816 --> 01:20:22,734
Wow, uh... Wow.

1770
01:20:22,818 --> 01:20:23,818
Uh, Blair Bear?

1771
01:20:24,778 --> 01:20:28,740
Girl, I just want you to know that I am
just as proud of you right now as I am

1772
01:20:28,824 --> 01:20:30,617
deeply disturbed by what I just saw.

1773
01:20:30,909 --> 01:20:32,244
[shouting] But I stand by you!

1774
01:20:32,702 --> 01:20:35,372
And your risque choices,
and I will meet you outside.

1775
01:20:35,664 --> 01:20:37,249
Don't forget to wash your hands.

1776
01:20:39,668 --> 01:20:40,668
You fuck, boo.

1777
01:20:41,670 --> 01:20:42,670
You fuck.

1778
01:20:45,340 --> 01:20:48,385
[Blair] Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

1779
01:20:50,971 --> 01:20:52,722
Can you please get out of me now?

1780
01:20:52,806 --> 01:20:54,683
Yeah, sorry. I just sorta froze up.

1781
01:20:59,521 --> 01:21:00,522
[Blair] Ahem.

1782
01:21:02,107 --> 01:21:02,941
Hello.

1783
01:21:03,108 --> 01:21:05,110
Oh, hey, what's up?

1784
01:21:05,485 --> 01:21:06,570
- Hi.
- Feeling relaxed?

1785
01:21:06,653 --> 01:21:07,487
Shut up.

1786
01:21:07,571 --> 01:21:09,531
Anything you care to share with the class?

1787
01:21:11,491 --> 01:21:12,909
It was only the second time.

1788
01:21:13,368 --> 01:21:14,369
Oh, my God.

1789
01:21:14,786 --> 01:21:15,786
Today.

1790
01:21:16,663 --> 01:21:19,541
- You did it at his office?
- I needed to get the wristbands.

1791
01:21:19,666 --> 01:21:21,126
We needed to get the wristbands.

1792
01:21:21,459 --> 01:21:23,545
I don't even fucking know who you are
right now.

1793
01:21:24,504 --> 01:21:25,504
Like in a bad way?

1794
01:21:25,881 --> 01:21:27,674
In the best way.

1795
01:21:28,383 --> 01:21:29,383
You out here.

1796
01:21:29,759 --> 01:21:31,136
Living your best life,

1797
01:21:31,428 --> 01:21:32,929
just making choices.

1798
01:21:33,013 --> 01:21:34,222
- Yes.
- Taking risks.

1799
01:21:34,306 --> 01:21:35,682
- Yes.
- Yes.

1800
01:21:35,765 --> 01:21:36,765
Feels good.

1801
01:21:37,100 --> 01:21:38,100
It should.

1802
01:21:39,477 --> 01:21:41,077
Do you think Jenny's gonna be mad at me?

1803
01:21:41,104 --> 01:21:43,189
No. Why would she be mad at you?
She loves you.

1804
01:21:43,398 --> 01:21:44,398
Yeah.

1805
01:21:45,400 --> 01:21:46,985
Did we ever find out where she went?

1806
01:21:47,444 --> 01:21:48,444
No.

1807
01:21:48,987 --> 01:21:49,987
Tiny Ethan...

1808
01:21:50,530 --> 01:21:52,574
said she said something
to Matt about, like...

1809
01:21:53,408 --> 01:21:56,786
going out and finishing it,
and then she, like, stalked off.

1810
01:21:56,870 --> 01:21:59,080
- So ominous.
- Bitch is dramatic, we know this.

1811
01:21:59,164 --> 01:22:01,249
- "Finish it"?
- Yup. I have no idea.

1812
01:22:01,833 --> 01:22:03,153
It has to do something with Nate.

1813
01:22:03,209 --> 01:22:05,086
Where would she go to finish
the relationship?

1814
01:22:07,255 --> 01:22:09,095
Oh, my God, yep.
Know where she's at. Let's go.

1815
01:22:09,883 --> 01:22:10,883
Oh, God.

1816
01:22:11,509 --> 01:22:12,344
God.

1817
01:22:12,469 --> 01:22:14,471
["Moon River" playing]

1818
01:22:15,388 --> 01:22:18,308
<i>♪ Wider than a mile ♪</i>

1819
01:22:19,851 --> 01:22:22,270
<i>♪ I'm crossing you in style, ♪</i>

1820
01:22:22,354 --> 01:22:24,105
<i>♪ Someday... ♪</i>

1821
01:22:31,529 --> 01:22:32,739
[Nate sighs]

1822
01:22:33,573 --> 01:22:35,742
[sniffles] Knew I'd find <i>you</i> here.

1823
01:22:40,789 --> 01:22:41,957
I fucked up, Jen.

1824
01:22:42,290 --> 01:22:44,209
Like, I really fucked up.

1825
01:22:45,418 --> 01:22:47,379
All right, we... have to try.

1826
01:22:48,338 --> 01:22:49,338
Like, I'll move,

1827
01:22:49,381 --> 01:22:51,883
or we'll go back and forth or what...

1828
01:22:51,967 --> 01:22:53,802
I don't know, but I know that we...

1829
01:22:53,885 --> 01:22:56,054
I can't just do this without you.

1830
01:22:56,554 --> 01:22:58,474
I know I said
we got to be our own people, but...

1831
01:22:59,349 --> 01:23:01,184
Shit, I'm not even a person without you.

1832
01:23:03,436 --> 01:23:06,481
Maybe this whole thing implodes,
nothing works,

1833
01:23:07,440 --> 01:23:08,441
but at least we try.

1834
01:23:12,487 --> 01:23:14,656
- [Blair] Hey.
- [Erin] Jenny! Jenny baby!

1835
01:23:15,281 --> 01:23:16,825
Your ass is all the way out.

1836
01:23:16,908 --> 01:23:19,369
- [Blair] Hey.
- [Erin] Jen. Jenny.

1837
01:23:19,869 --> 01:23:21,454
- Hey.
- [Jenny] What?

1838
01:23:21,538 --> 01:23:24,290
Oh, my God.
We were so fucking worried, dude.

1839
01:23:25,250 --> 01:23:27,877
Oh, my God. I'm so stupid.

1840
01:23:27,961 --> 01:23:30,801
Yeah, Washington Square Park?
Like, how the fuck did you not get robbed?

1841
01:23:31,131 --> 01:23:32,007
[sighs]

1842
01:23:32,132 --> 01:23:33,132
[Erin] You okay?

1843
01:23:33,633 --> 01:23:34,633
[quietly] I'm sad.

1844
01:23:36,261 --> 01:23:37,595
I'm just so sad.

1845
01:23:39,222 --> 01:23:42,017
Oh, but it's like the good sad, you know?

1846
01:23:42,517 --> 01:23:43,517
I, uh...

1847
01:23:45,103 --> 01:23:46,271
We loved each other.

1848
01:23:47,897 --> 01:23:49,065
We love... We...

1849
01:23:49,983 --> 01:23:52,663
We love each other. I mean,
'cause that shit doesn't go away, right?

1850
01:23:52,736 --> 01:23:54,195
- No.
- It's, uh...

1851
01:23:55,030 --> 01:23:56,030
[breathing deeply]

1852
01:23:56,906 --> 01:23:58,283
Wasn't just San Francisco.

1853
01:24:00,702 --> 01:24:02,245
We were all sorts of fucked up.

1854
01:24:04,497 --> 01:24:05,497
I think about...

1855
01:24:06,332 --> 01:24:08,835
us and him and New York City and...

1856
01:24:10,795 --> 01:24:12,898
how I thought if I could just
keep everything the same

1857
01:24:12,922 --> 01:24:14,758
then nothing would change, but...

1858
01:24:17,010 --> 01:24:18,470
Everything's changing.

1859
01:24:20,013 --> 01:24:21,413
[Blair] Did you get to talk to him?

1860
01:24:21,765 --> 01:24:24,184
No, I couldn't. I mean, I couldn't...

1861
01:24:25,060 --> 01:24:28,104
[sighs] I saw him, but I don't know, I...

1862
01:24:30,857 --> 01:24:32,192
I guess, um...

1863
01:24:32,650 --> 01:24:35,528
Shit, I guess in that moment,
I was choosing myself.

1864
01:24:35,862 --> 01:24:36,862
[Erin chuckles]

1865
01:24:37,030 --> 01:24:38,531
'Cause it's like, it's not, um...

1866
01:24:39,657 --> 01:24:40,700
our journey anymore.

1867
01:24:41,868 --> 01:24:42,868
It's mine.

1868
01:24:44,204 --> 01:24:45,204
Fuck.

1869
01:24:46,164 --> 01:24:49,292
Oh, fuck, that's so weird.
That's so fucking weird.

1870
01:24:49,375 --> 01:24:51,169
- But kind of amazing, right?
- [Jenny] Yeah.

1871
01:24:54,506 --> 01:24:55,840
[sighing]

1872
01:24:57,425 --> 01:25:00,637
I am so scared to be without you two.

1873
01:25:01,596 --> 01:25:03,348
I don't know life without this.

1874
01:25:06,684 --> 01:25:08,103
We're scared too, okay?

1875
01:25:09,062 --> 01:25:10,730
But this isn't gonna change.

1876
01:25:11,523 --> 01:25:12,982
We'll still be doing this.

1877
01:25:13,274 --> 01:25:15,151
Living in different cities
won't change that.

1878
01:25:15,527 --> 01:25:16,903
Aight? We'll still be FaceTiming

1879
01:25:17,320 --> 01:25:19,364
- every morning.
- Right when I hit that pooper.

1880
01:25:19,447 --> 01:25:21,449
While you're on the motherfucking toilet.

1881
01:25:21,991 --> 01:25:23,511
- No.
- Why don't you ever join in that?

1882
01:25:23,535 --> 01:25:25,703
- I'm not gonna do that.
- It's a phenomenal activity.

1883
01:25:25,787 --> 01:25:27,413
I don't wanna see either of you shit.

1884
01:25:27,497 --> 01:25:29,124
[laughs]

1885
01:25:29,207 --> 01:25:31,584
I'm sorry. I love you both, but no.

1886
01:25:31,668 --> 01:25:33,044
I'm just like this. [whimpers]

1887
01:25:33,128 --> 01:25:34,337
[laughing]

1888
01:25:34,462 --> 01:25:37,215
I'm really glad you guys pulled me out
of work today.

1889
01:25:37,507 --> 01:25:39,342
- You are?
- Today was amazing.

1890
01:25:39,425 --> 01:25:40,260
[Erin] It was epic.

1891
01:25:40,343 --> 01:25:41,343
An update.

1892
01:25:41,886 --> 01:25:44,264
I caught this bitch, on the sink,

1893
01:25:44,639 --> 01:25:46,432
having sex... with Matt.

1894
01:25:46,516 --> 01:25:47,516
Girl!

1895
01:25:47,809 --> 01:25:49,602
- Girl?
- [Erin laughs]

1896
01:25:49,686 --> 01:25:50,687
At the after-party.

1897
01:25:50,770 --> 01:25:53,690
But I also might have slept with him
when I went to get the wristbands.

1898
01:25:56,276 --> 01:25:57,276
I'm sorry.

1899
01:25:57,443 --> 01:25:59,195
- Was it good?
- Yes.

1900
01:25:59,279 --> 01:26:03,283
Yes, it was so good, and that's the best...
worst part. Are you mad?

1901
01:26:03,408 --> 01:26:04,325
Are you kidding?

1902
01:26:04,409 --> 01:26:06,119
[impersonates dance music]

1903
01:26:06,703 --> 01:26:07,703
Thrusting, thrusting.

1904
01:26:07,745 --> 01:26:09,247
You guys are coochie-cousins!

1905
01:26:09,330 --> 01:26:11,541
[screaming, laughing]

1906
01:26:11,666 --> 01:26:13,426
- I'm kinda jealous.
- [Jenny] You should be.

1907
01:26:13,459 --> 01:26:15,461
Oh! Also, update.

1908
01:26:16,296 --> 01:26:19,132
Before we went to the after-party,
we stopped by Leah's place.

1909
01:26:19,215 --> 01:26:20,383
Y'all did so much.

1910
01:26:20,466 --> 01:26:21,861
- It was a lot of time.
- And Erin...

1911
01:26:21,885 --> 01:26:23,887
basically <i>Say Anything'd </i>her.

1912
01:26:24,971 --> 01:26:26,347
- Boombox?
- No boombox.

1913
01:26:26,431 --> 01:26:27,431
But...

1914
01:26:27,849 --> 01:26:29,142
we did say "I love you."

1915
01:26:34,314 --> 01:26:37,025
- [Jenny] Oh, that's my boo.
- Yes.

1916
01:26:37,400 --> 01:26:38,460
- You did that?
- You guys...

1917
01:26:38,484 --> 01:26:39,903
[Blair] I'm so proud of us.

1918
01:26:40,904 --> 01:26:42,447
Oh, so much.

1919
01:26:42,530 --> 01:26:44,449
- Yeah.
- Ah. So good.

1920
01:26:44,532 --> 01:26:46,701
- So grown.
- Yeah, real grown.

1921
01:26:46,784 --> 01:26:49,996
There was a point, many points...
tonight was long...

1922
01:26:50,079 --> 01:26:52,582
where I was like, "All I want to do
is go to Leah's

1923
01:26:52,665 --> 01:26:54,500
and watch that murder doc on Netflix."

1924
01:26:54,584 --> 01:26:57,212
Okay, so you have to go online afterwards
and get the articles,

1925
01:26:57,295 --> 01:26:59,565
because there's so much
they don't tell you in the series.

1926
01:26:59,589 --> 01:27:02,717
- Yeah, you said that before.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the real deal.

1927
01:27:03,092 --> 01:27:06,137
Okay. That girl is 12. We need to go.

1928
01:27:06,221 --> 01:27:08,598
- She's a baby.
- It's too much. We did it.

1929
01:27:08,681 --> 01:27:10,534
- [Jenny] Yep, it's done.
- [Blair] You're good.

1930
01:27:10,558 --> 01:27:13,645
We done did it. We done did it, y'all.

1931
01:27:13,728 --> 01:27:14,938
[Blair laughs] We did.

1932
01:27:15,021 --> 01:27:16,105
[Jenny] Hold up.

1933
01:27:17,232 --> 01:27:18,441
- Oh.
- Oh, shit.

1934
01:27:18,524 --> 01:27:20,568
- Yep, can somebody take me home?
- [Erin] Mm-hmm.

1935
01:27:21,277 --> 01:27:23,279
Yay! [laughs]

1936
01:27:23,363 --> 01:27:25,448
- [Blair] Oh, my God.
- [Jenny] All better!

1937
01:27:25,531 --> 01:27:26,824
[Erin laughs]

1938
01:27:27,367 --> 01:27:29,202
- [Jenny] Oh. I'm hungry.
- [Blair] Again?

1939
01:27:29,285 --> 01:27:32,372
[Jenny] Where did this
rain come from, though?

1940
01:27:32,455 --> 01:27:36,042
- It's super aggressive, it's strange.
- [Blair] Kinda like our night.

1941
01:27:36,125 --> 01:27:38,127
[Jenny] I feel like I gotta stop.

1942
01:27:38,211 --> 01:27:39,879
I gotta just keep facing outwards.

1943
01:27:39,963 --> 01:27:42,757
- [Erin] I think I got gum in my purse.
- [Blair] Can we get tacos?

1944
01:27:42,840 --> 01:27:44,676
[together] Yeah!

1945
01:27:45,134 --> 01:27:47,136
["Call on Me" playing]

1946
01:27:47,428 --> 01:27:48,972
<i>♪ We'll say a little prayer ♪</i>

1947
01:27:49,722 --> 01:27:53,601
<i>♪ But, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
If the answer isn't fair ♪</i>

1948
01:27:53,726 --> 01:27:58,356
<i>♪ You know you can call on me
When you need somebody ♪</i>

1949
01:27:58,439 --> 01:28:01,067
<i>♪ You know you can call on me ♪</i>

1950
01:28:01,150 --> 01:28:03,903
<i>♪ When you can't stop the tears
From falling down ♪</i>

1951
01:28:11,995 --> 01:28:16,457
<i>♪ You know you can call on me
Call on me, darling ♪</i>

1952
01:28:16,749 --> 01:28:21,671
<i>♪ You know you can call on me
You can't stop the tears from falling ♪</i>

1953
01:28:21,796 --> 01:28:22,922
<i>♪ Down ♪</i>

1954
01:28:40,356 --> 01:28:43,818
<i>♪ When you're weary
And the road is dark ♪</i>

1955
01:28:45,153 --> 01:28:48,906
<i>♪ And I'll guide you
With the beating of my heart ♪</i>

1956
01:28:49,365 --> 01:28:53,870
<i>♪ And if the cavalry
And the help don't come ♪</i>

1957
01:28:54,245 --> 01:28:57,832
<i>♪ Well, then we'll find a way
To dodge a smoking gun ♪</i>

1958
01:28:58,374 --> 01:29:02,337
<i>♪ 'Cause, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
We'll say a little prayer ♪</i>

1959
01:29:02,712 --> 01:29:06,632
<i>♪ But, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
If the answer isn't fair ♪</i>

1960
01:29:06,716 --> 01:29:11,304
<i>♪ You know you can call on me
When you need somebody ♪</i>

1961
01:29:11,429 --> 01:29:14,098
<i>♪ You know you can call on me ♪</i>

1962
01:29:14,182 --> 01:29:17,352
<i>♪ When you can't stop the tears from
Falling down ♪</i>

1963
01:29:25,193 --> 01:29:29,781
<i>♪ You know you can call on me
Call on me, darling ♪</i>

1964
01:29:29,947 --> 01:29:32,617
<i>♪ You know you can call on me</i>

1965
01:29:32,700 --> 01:29:35,370
<i>♪ You can't stop the tears
From falling down ♪</i>

1966
01:29:53,179 --> 01:29:55,473
<i>♪ When you're,
You need someone ♪</i>

1967
01:29:55,556 --> 01:29:57,725
<i>♪ You need somebody to cling to ♪</i>

1968
01:29:58,059 --> 01:30:00,353
<i>♪ When you're,
You need someone ♪</i>

1969
01:30:00,436 --> 01:30:02,605
<i>♪ You need somebody to dry your tears ♪</i>

1970
01:30:02,730 --> 01:30:04,899
<i>♪ When you're,
You need someone ♪</i>

1971
01:30:04,982 --> 01:30:06,984
<i>♪ You need somebody to cling to ♪</i>

1972
01:30:07,235 --> 01:30:10,446
<i>♪ Call on me, call on me ♪</i>

1973
01:30:10,822 --> 01:30:12,615
<i>♪ Call on me ♪</i>

1974
01:30:12,990 --> 01:30:14,534
<i>♪ Just call on me ♪</i>

1975
01:30:15,493 --> 01:30:16,911
<i>♪ Call on me ♪</i>

1976
01:30:17,453 --> 01:30:18,913
<i>♪ Just call on me ♪</i>

1977
01:30:19,997 --> 01:30:21,707
<i>♪ Call on me ♪</i>

1978
01:30:22,208 --> 01:30:23,584
<i>♪ Just call on me ♪</i>

1979
01:30:24,585 --> 01:30:25,962
<i>♪ Call on me ♪</i>

1980
01:30:26,629 --> 01:30:28,047
<i>♪ Just call on me ♪</i>