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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎時間到了，你該起床了

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‎去照鏡子決定你今天要成為誰

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‎贏家不是天生的，而是後天養成的

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‎要取得卓越的成功，你需要…

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‎那是什麼？

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‎那是我的播客鬧鐘

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‎成功的策略

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‎讓我今天充滿鬥志

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‎你在做心靈成長嗎？

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‎沒有

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‎應該沒有

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‎看看你

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‎但不像妳那種詭異的神秘理論

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‎這是追求最大成功的工具

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‎其實這對妳很好，教妳紀律和規劃

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‎抓住妳現在想要的人生

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‎妳在幹嘛？

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‎在抓住我現在想要的人生

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‎我好想妳

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‎但我上班不能遲到

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‎我還要跳彈簧床讓淋巴結暢通

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‎能讓我搭便車嗎？

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‎昨晚我給妳搭了幾次不是嗎？

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‎我是說到珍的家

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‎寶貝

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‎妳什麼時候要開始再開車？

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‎天啊

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‎我永遠不會再開車

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‎太容易讓人想起

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‎寶貝，妳還跟他老婆一起住

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‎怎麼可能忘掉這件事？

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‎不知道妳在那裡怎麼睡得著

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‎我睡不著

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‎但昨晚我有睡著

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‎好懷念這種特大雙人床

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‎懷念床上有妳

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‎但說真的，我很擔心妳

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‎跟那家人在一起會讓妳胡思亂想

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‎那也沒什麼不好

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‎我和珍變成很好的朋友

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‎茱蒂

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‎怎樣？

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‎哪種友誼是建立在謊言上？

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‎還有過失殺人？

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‎有層次的那種？

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‎她根本不知道妳的真實身分

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‎我在幫助她

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‎妳想幫助她？

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‎就搬出來，讓她忘掉過去

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‎我不能直接跟她切斷友誼，她依賴我

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‎要怎麼做？直接離開她嗎？

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‎我根本毫無頭緒

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‎沒那麼難，就跟她吵架，把她推開

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‎那是你的習慣，不是我的

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‎你知道我強烈反對衝突

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‎還有我搬出來要去哪裡？

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‎不知道

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‎這樣好了

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‎搬回到這張特大雙人床？

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‎我知道妳還愛我

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‎-別那樣做
‎-少來

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‎不要

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‎妳得承認昨晚感覺很好吧？

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‎好像以前的感覺

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‎沒錯

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‎妳也很想我

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‎沒錯

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‎也許我們能回到從前那樣

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‎就當一切都沒發生過

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‎真是個美好的夢

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‎也許不是

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‎回家吧

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‎等等，我以為你要把房子賣掉

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‎有時策略會改變

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‎天啊，你真的是特大哥

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‎-妳好，茱蒂
‎-你好

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‎妳一定很喜歡那件洋裝，妳昨天穿過

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‎對，這是我最喜歡的洋裝

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‎-很好看
‎-你媽呢？

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‎她在房間還沒下來

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‎對，我不想嚇到妳，但她在氣頭上

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‎-妳好
‎-妳好

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‎妳沒事吧？

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‎妳沒事吧？

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‎沒事

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‎真不敢相信妳替我頂罪

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‎妳幹嘛那麼傻？

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‎朋友就是要那樣，對吧？

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‎才怪

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‎沒關係

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‎-真的嗎？
‎-對

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‎很抱歉

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‎不用叫史帝夫去保妳，我會去

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‎怎麼回事？妳得在那裡待一晚嗎？

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‎沒有，我去史帝夫家過夜

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‎好

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‎-我們上床了
‎-茱蒂

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‎床戰好幾次

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‎-茱蒂
‎-我知道

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‎我對他很沒轍，就像上癮一樣

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‎但讓人整個大轉念

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‎我要告訴妳一件事

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‎泰德有女人

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‎-什麼？
‎-泰德有外遇

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‎我們的泰德？

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‎對，我們的泰德

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‎我整晚沒睡在想她到底是誰

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‎妳認識幾個斑比？

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‎-茱蒂，那是暱稱
‎-對

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‎希望不是我認識的人，像按摩師

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‎那會損失很大，很難找到好的

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‎或是學校的媽媽

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‎天啊，要是吐蕊克里斯強森
‎我會自殺

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‎等等，她叫吐蕊？

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‎她以前是挪威超模，喜歡自拍

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‎跟她小孩一起洗澡的照片
‎然後貼在圖享上

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‎斑比應該不是吐蕊
‎除非吐蕊也是服務生

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‎現在我跟她在遊戲裡聊天

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‎-是嗎？
‎-對，她以為我是泰德

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‎別看

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‎她滿嘴淫話，形容得還真細

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‎她在聊他的小弟弟嗎？
‎因為顯然她很懷念

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‎都沒錯

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‎天啊，搞上服務生，真噁心

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‎我當過服務生

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‎-我也是，但我要恨那個臭女人
‎-好

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‎我懂妳很生氣，但女人別責怪女人

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‎那我應該責怪誰？那個男人死了

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‎況且他是有婦之夫，所以她很爛

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‎她找到新工作，在德納角某間餐廳

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‎她以為泰德在她下班時會去找她

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‎-我們一定要去
‎-沒錯

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‎但到底要去做什麼？

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‎我要揍她，因為她是破壞家庭的蕩婦

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‎妳要那樣做，但換作是我會想個

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‎不那麼暴力的計畫

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‎好，那我要知道事情是怎麼發生的

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‎幽會的時間、原因和細節

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‎-再告訴她他死了
‎-那個計畫不錯

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‎我揍她不會手下留情

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‎-哪個是斑比？
‎-我看到就會知道

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‎他喜歡那種屁股

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‎是她嗎？

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‎是她

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‎-就是她
‎-她？

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‎對

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‎-他喜歡金髮妹
‎-妳確定？

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‎我瞭解我老公

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‎抱歉，妳們需要位子嗎？

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‎對

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‎（斑比）

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‎天啊

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‎要點墨西哥玉米餅還是阿拉伯春捲？

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‎這間餐廳的主題是什麼？

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‎當然她有大奶子

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‎-妳的比較好看
‎-是啦…

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‎我的胸部是假的

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‎什麼意思？

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‎我割掉兩個乳房

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‎妳有乳癌嗎？

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‎不是，我…

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‎我有遺傳基因，所以就杜絕後患

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‎我不想讓我的小孩像我一樣失去媽媽

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‎天啊，我不知道

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‎妳媽去世時妳幾歲？

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‎19歲

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‎年紀比斑比還大

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‎很遺憾

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‎哪個部分？

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‎全部

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‎妳想好要跟她說什麼嗎？

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‎我只想知道多少次

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‎不可能那麼多次吧？那樣偷情？

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‎應該是吧，但妳跟小弟弟很熟
‎才會念念不忘

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‎-妳好
‎-妳好

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‎歡迎光臨極樂角
‎妳們要先吃點開胃菜嗎？

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‎你們的炸花枝是現炸的
‎還是用豬屁眼做的？

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‎是小卷

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‎我只是聽說有些餐廳用豬屁眼

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‎-酪梨玉米餅好吃嗎？
‎-超好吃

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‎我們要點那個

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‎我只要再來一杯冰薄荷酒

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‎客人很喜歡烤雞肉串

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‎這個地方是吃什麼菜，斑比？

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‎是亞洲菜、中東菜還是墨西哥菜？

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‎應該算是綜合吧

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‎老闆喜歡各國的料理

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‎還是他只是喜歡搶別人的菜

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‎她要點烤雞肉串

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‎好的

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‎非常謝謝

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‎顯然他們只是炮友

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‎妳能想像要跟那種女人聊天嗎？

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‎聽好，要是妳想知道
‎怎麼回事或多少次

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‎公開嗆聲可能不是最好的方法

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‎妳知道那是我嗆聲的冰山一角？

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‎我知道

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‎但我覺得妳應該跟她當朋友

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‎吸引她，討好她

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‎我是在跟她攤牌，茱蒂
‎不是在跟她當朋友

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‎妳懂我的意思

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‎泰德絕不會玩女人

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‎就算他在巡迴表演也不碰女人

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‎也許他不是

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‎也許我不瞭解他

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‎-可惡
‎-什麼事？

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‎史帝夫不賣房子了

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‎現在還給我搞這種名堂就對了

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‎我們有三個買家出高價
‎其中一個還全付現

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‎-天啊，說到玩女人
‎-史帝夫不會玩女人

212
00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:29,503
‎他很怕染病，對保險套很敏感

213
00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:32,506
‎他跟克里斯多夫說他舊情復燃

214
00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:35,843
‎克里斯老是過度推銷客人的房子

215
00:10:35,926 --> 00:10:37,762
‎就像《愛屋賣屋大作戰》那種節目

216
00:10:37,845 --> 00:10:40,014
‎應該改成克里斯趕快賣屋吧

217
00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,643
‎史帝夫說的那個人可能是我

218
00:10:45,686 --> 00:10:48,105
‎妳知道他不賣房子的事嗎？

219
00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:53,861
‎我不想惹妳生氣
‎我們剛在聊別的話題

220
00:10:53,944 --> 00:10:55,780
‎我們在聊渣男的話題，茱蒂

221
00:10:55,863 --> 00:10:58,407
‎至少我不知道泰德原來是渣男

222
00:10:58,491 --> 00:10:59,950
‎但妳都知道

223
00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:02,161
‎我知道我和史帝夫分得很難看

224
00:11:02,244 --> 00:11:03,412
‎但是妳說

225
00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:06,374
‎我們經歷過的事
‎讓我們失去理智，妳說得很對

226
00:11:06,582 --> 00:11:10,169
‎妳沒看過史帝夫善良暖男的一面

227
00:11:10,252 --> 00:11:13,214
‎妳流產五次後史帝夫拋棄妳的事呢？

228
00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:17,176
‎-那不公平
‎-真的很爛，但是事實

229
00:11:17,551 --> 00:11:19,387
‎當時他和我都很痛苦

230
00:11:19,845 --> 00:11:21,764
‎然後我的痛苦讓他也痛苦

231
00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:23,891
‎他真的改了很多，珍

232
00:11:25,267 --> 00:11:26,602
‎那是怎樣？我是說…

233
00:11:28,062 --> 00:11:30,398
‎他不賣房子是因為妳…

234
00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:32,274
‎要搬回去嗎？

235
00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:36,070
‎今天早上我很想告訴妳，但我不想…

236
00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:38,614
‎突然冒出斑比這件事

237
00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:40,991
‎那間房子根本沒有妳，茱蒂

238
00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:42,910
‎我去過每個房間

239
00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:46,706
‎都是史帝夫的東西
‎好像妳沒在那裡住過一樣

240
00:11:47,623 --> 00:11:49,959
‎史帝夫的審美觀很特別

241
00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:51,711
‎什麼？現代渣男嗎？

242
00:11:52,461 --> 00:11:55,464
‎他讓我在客房浴室放佛像

243
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,758
‎妳知道嗎？我不能替妳過生活

244
00:11:57,842 --> 00:12:00,428
‎但我絕不會做出那種爛決定

245
00:12:00,511 --> 00:12:02,430
‎真可惜我們沒辦法一起過生活

246
00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:04,223
‎好可惜，因為我的生活棒透了

247
00:12:04,306 --> 00:12:06,267
‎酪梨玉米餅和兩杯冰玫瑰酒

248
00:12:06,350 --> 00:12:07,852
‎我要冰薄荷酒，斑比

249
00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:10,146
‎討厭，抱歉

250
00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:12,356
‎-沒關係
‎-現在我寧願喝陰溝水

251
00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:13,816
‎冰玫瑰酒超好喝

252
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:15,776
‎別說超好喝

253
00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:16,944
‎好的

254
00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:19,739
‎希望這樣說妳不會覺得很怪

255
00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:23,993
‎我只是想說那件芒果色制服襯衫
‎穿在妳身上很好看

256
00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:26,579
‎那個顏色讓妳的膚色更透亮

257
00:12:26,662 --> 00:12:28,372
‎天啊，妳人真好

258
00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:29,832
‎天啊，妳也是

259
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:32,042
‎老實說我很高興妳那樣說

260
00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:34,837
‎因為我剛買了一件
‎同樣顏色的洋裝去表演

261
00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:37,006
‎原本還想說會不會太誇張

262
00:12:37,381 --> 00:12:40,134
‎-表演？
‎-對，我是創作歌手

263
00:12:40,217 --> 00:12:42,178
‎我會彈吉他和一點鋼琴

264
00:12:43,053 --> 00:12:45,055
‎我們會聽過妳的音樂嗎？

265
00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:47,850
‎我原本跟我男朋友在製作一張專輯

266
00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:50,102
‎他超有才華，但…

267
00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:52,021
‎-妳男朋友？
‎-前男友

268
00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:54,356
‎他最近對我忽冷忽熱

269
00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:57,693
‎怎樣忽冷忽熱？

270
00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:01,947
‎幾個月前他好像在躲我

271
00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:05,159
‎然後突然出現說他回來了

272
00:13:05,242 --> 00:13:08,579
‎等我下班後會來找我
‎我說不用了，泰德

273
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:12,750
‎泰德

274
00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:15,795
‎-泰德是妳男朋友？
‎-前男友

275
00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:17,630
‎我不知道他現在算什麼

276
00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:22,510
‎你們交往多久了，斑比？

277
00:13:23,260 --> 00:13:24,261
‎沒有很久

278
00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:25,888
‎大概一年半

279
00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:26,931
‎-天啊
‎-我知道

280
00:13:27,389 --> 00:13:29,642
‎還不跟我聯絡三個月

281
00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:31,936
‎算他運氣好，我愛他

282
00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:36,148
‎一年半

283
00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:38,317
‎天啊，很遺憾

284
00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:39,902
‎-我真是傻得離譜
‎-不是

285
00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:43,239
‎他騙了我一年半

286
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:45,950
‎我怎麼看不出來？

287
00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:49,370
‎不知道

288
00:13:49,453 --> 00:13:52,456
‎有時在感情中
‎大家只會看見他們想看的事

289
00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:53,874
‎對，妳最清楚

290
00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:57,169
‎-那不一樣
‎-拜託

291
00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:59,088
‎妳覺得史帝夫真的改變了嗎，茱蒂？

292
00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:01,382
‎剛對妳發出禁制令的渣男？

293
00:14:01,465 --> 00:14:03,050
‎我們的關係很複雜

294
00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:05,803
‎-不是複雜，茱蒂，是毒
‎-我也不完美

295
00:14:05,886 --> 00:14:07,680
‎天啊，別再為他找藉口

296
00:14:07,763 --> 00:14:09,974
‎別再投射，史帝夫不是泰德

297
00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:12,560
‎在事情發生前，史帝夫對我很好

298
00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:15,396
‎他善良又關心我，從沒搞外遇，他…

299
00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:18,065
‎真的嗎？

300
00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:19,859
‎對不起

301
00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:22,027
‎去妳的，茱蒂

302
00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:24,572
‎-我不是有意的
‎-妳說了，什麼意思？

303
00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:27,867
‎我不想吵架好嗎？有很多事妳不知道

304
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:30,828
‎對，看來我什麼人都不認識

305
00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:33,873
‎珍，別這樣，妳要去哪裡？

306
00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:39,837
‎要我再倒酒嗎？

307
00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:41,881
‎不用，給我帳單就好，謝謝

308
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:43,883
‎但妳連酪梨玉米餅都還沒吃

309
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:45,718
‎-沒關係
‎-好的

310
00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:48,762
‎妳朋友沒事吧？

311
00:14:49,096 --> 00:14:51,640
‎她好像有點生氣

312
00:14:58,939 --> 00:14:59,982
‎泰德死了

313
00:15:02,484 --> 00:15:03,485
‎妳說什麼？

314
00:15:05,195 --> 00:15:07,031
‎泰德，他死了

315
00:15:08,824 --> 00:15:10,117
‎什麼意思？

316
00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:13,120
‎泰德？我的泰德嗎？

317
00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:14,705
‎不是

318
00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:17,166
‎我的泰德

319
00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:20,210
‎我是他老婆

320
00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:23,881
‎什麼？那是不可能的事

321
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:27,676
‎他不可能死了
‎還是我不可能是他老婆？

322
00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:28,886
‎兩者都是

323
00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:31,555
‎他告訴我說妳死了

324
00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:45,945
‎妳沒事吧？

325
00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:47,112
‎沒事

326
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:48,864
‎妳一臉慘白

327
00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:50,908
‎謝謝

328
00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:52,576
‎很抱歉我剛那樣說

329
00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:54,036
‎沒關係

330
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,872
‎妳需要什麼？妳想揍她嗎？

331
00:15:57,164 --> 00:15:57,998
‎不想

332
00:15:58,499 --> 00:15:59,750
‎我用鑰匙刮花她的車

333
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:03,087
‎真的？妳怎麼知道是哪台？

334
00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:04,755
‎不知道，就用猜的

335
00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:07,049
‎妳隨便找台車就刮？

336
00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:10,427
‎對，然後我買了一包香菸

337
00:16:11,595 --> 00:16:12,846
‎我好愛妳

338
00:16:14,556 --> 00:16:17,518
‎真是爛笑話，很低級

339
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:20,187
‎他就把這段婚姻變成很芭樂

340
00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:22,648
‎去他的，低級的臭女人

341
00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:23,816
‎沒錯

342
00:16:23,899 --> 00:16:26,485
‎也許我們應該停在路邊聊一聊？

343
00:16:26,568 --> 00:16:27,695
‎不用，我沒事

344
00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:32,157
‎妳開車有點在蛇行

345
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:33,867
‎拜託，茱蒂，請妳別緊張

346
00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:34,952
‎我只是需要發洩

347
00:16:35,035 --> 00:16:36,161
‎好吧

348
00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:37,997
‎天啊

349
00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:40,124
‎-我沒事
‎-但妳嚇到我了

350
00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:41,750
‎好吧，妳來開

351
00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:44,003
‎點這根菸

352
00:17:15,784 --> 00:17:17,077
‎我根本不想抽

353
00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:19,913
‎抱歉我嚇到妳了

354
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:22,374
‎沒關係

355
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:24,418
‎我們沒事的

356
00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:35,471
‎拉古納的速限是時速50公里

357
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:38,640
‎-我知道
‎-但妳才開不到20

358
00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:40,225
‎我是保持安全

359
00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:43,729
‎妳知道開慢車和超速一樣危險嗎？

360
00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:45,189
‎應該不是吧

361
00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:46,607
‎車子認同我

362
00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:51,737
‎我有告訴妳拉古納是他的家鄉吧？

363
00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:54,990
‎這是他想住的地方
‎這裡讓他有安全感

364
00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:57,701
‎我只好想辦法

365
00:17:57,785 --> 00:18:00,704
‎要怎麼賺錢養一家四口

366
00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:03,540
‎但妳做到了，妳過著很好的生活

367
00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:04,917
‎什麼生活？

368
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,210
‎這不是我的生活

369
00:18:06,543 --> 00:18:07,503
‎這是他的生活

370
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,756
‎我工作養他，讓他去追求夢想

371
00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:12,758
‎我自己也有夢想

372
00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:18,305
‎妳真的要開快一點

373
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,058
‎妳有什麼夢想？

374
00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:23,102
‎現在說來很傻

375
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:24,061
‎才怪

376
00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:25,979
‎真的，很丟臉

377
00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:27,147
‎說嘛

378
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:30,651
‎我想當舞者

379
00:18:31,568 --> 00:18:34,071
‎那才不傻，那是很棒的夢想

380
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,031
‎我的舞技也很棒

381
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,241
‎我想也是

382
00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:43,497
‎但他的事業剛有起色…

383
00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:45,707
‎不是要讓妳掃興，才怪

384
00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:48,544
‎但有子宮的人是我

385
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:51,296
‎我得成熟一點，結果為了什麼？

386
00:18:51,755 --> 00:18:53,799
‎他就不再跟我上床

387
00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:58,053
‎開始亂搞20歲的大奶妹

388
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,722
‎讓他感覺像男神，去他的

389
00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:03,600
‎你們分床睡

390
00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:05,602
‎妳沒覺得怪怪的嗎？

391
00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:06,728
‎有啊

392
00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:10,858
‎我問過他，但他說背痛
‎說得像真的一樣

393
00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:14,111
‎還有那套懷才不遇的憂鬱廢話

394
00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:18,574
‎天啊，是史帝夫

395
00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:20,993
‎當然是他，他整晚都在傳簡訊給妳

396
00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:23,287
‎他要我過去

397
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:26,123
‎妳要什麼，茱蒂？

398
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:27,624
‎妳想去嗎？

399
00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:30,669
‎妳想搬回去他家嗎？

400
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,509
‎我只想回到以前的生活

401
00:19:38,635 --> 00:19:40,137
‎事情發生前的生活

402
00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:42,681
‎但妳想繼續以前的生活？

403
00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:50,439
‎天啊

404
00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:54,902
‎-妳在做什麼？
‎-我們得回去

405
00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:57,154
‎別那麼傻，妳不能回去

406
00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:02,618
‎我不要繼續以前的生活

407
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:05,537
‎-很好
‎-我只希望事情能重來

408
00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:08,081
‎-我和妳都是，姊妹
‎-真希望我能重來

409
00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:11,043
‎不是，茱蒂，妳很好

410
00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:12,878
‎妳好到不行

411
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:15,505
‎是妳的選擇有點問題

412
00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:16,924
‎妳有所不知

413
00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:19,551
‎妳不用再迎合他了

414
00:20:20,093 --> 00:20:21,553
‎發生太多事了

415
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,680
‎光有愛是不夠的

416
00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:26,350
‎妳需要空間讓妳完全做自己

417
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:30,729
‎不然妳最後就會像我這樣

418
00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:37,027
‎換作妳是我會怎麼做？

419
00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:49,039
‎妳好

420
00:20:50,123 --> 00:20:51,041
‎你好，史帝夫

421
00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:53,126
‎妳好，珍

422
00:20:53,835 --> 00:20:54,836
‎什麼事？

423
00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:56,755
‎你應該接受現金出價

424
00:20:56,838 --> 00:21:00,342
‎超過賣價20萬，你不接受就太傻了

425
00:21:02,135 --> 00:21:03,428
‎她隨時在賣屋

426
00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:08,016
‎我懂妳要我那樣做的原因
‎真的，但很抱歉

427
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:10,852
‎我不想賣房子了

428
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:15,440
‎一個人住這麼大的房子太浪費了

429
00:21:17,317 --> 00:21:18,819
‎不只是一個人

430
00:21:21,196 --> 00:21:22,572
‎茱蒂不會回來

431
00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:26,743
‎你當初也沒想讓她住進這間房子

432
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:32,207
‎妳不知道自己在說什麼

433
00:21:33,917 --> 00:21:35,043
‎妳根本不認識她

434
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,964
‎也許吧，但我懂她

435
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:43,135
‎接受出價

436
00:21:56,231 --> 00:21:58,442
‎-怎麼回事？他怎麼說？
‎-他真是個渣男

437
00:21:58,525 --> 00:22:00,902
‎-我知道
‎-但他是最爛的那種渣男

438
00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:03,739
‎他還是神秘渣男，因為一開始很假

439
00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:05,866
‎因為他長得很帥又迷人

440
00:22:05,949 --> 00:22:08,577
‎他是很帥，一轉身就露出真面目

441
00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:09,953
‎天啊，謝謝

442
00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:12,289
‎我自己辦不到

443
00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:17,210
‎不知道我為什麼沒辦法拒絕他

444
00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:20,339
‎因為妳迷上他，妳要快刀斬亂麻

445
00:22:20,422 --> 00:22:21,715
‎妳是說斬斷他的小弟弟

446
00:22:21,798 --> 00:22:23,550
‎當然是他的小弟弟

447
00:22:23,633 --> 00:22:26,261
‎-我很難放手
‎-小弟弟很大嗎？

448
00:22:26,928 --> 00:22:28,597
‎-對
‎-該死，真的？

449
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,057
‎是好的那種大

450
00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:33,101
‎-帥氣加上小弟弟很大？
‎-怎麼辦？

451
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:34,853
‎-怎麼再找到那種男人？
‎-找不到

452
00:22:34,936 --> 00:22:35,771
‎我知道

453
00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:37,856
‎-妳…
‎-我應該回去嗎？

454
00:22:37,939 --> 00:22:41,985
‎不是，妳人漂亮，是個好人

455
00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:43,528
‎心地又好

456
00:22:44,654 --> 00:22:46,239
‎妳連隻蒼蠅都不會傷害

457
00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:49,618
‎我配不上

458
00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:51,036
‎接受吧

459
00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:54,748
‎天啊，我怎麼了？

460
00:22:54,831 --> 00:22:57,125
‎為什麼我老是挑到渣男？

461
00:22:57,626 --> 00:22:59,711
‎不知道，我跟騙子結婚18年

462
00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:02,130
‎那我是怎樣的人？我想被騙嗎？

463
00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:09,888
‎我要告訴妳一件事

464
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:11,640
‎什麼事？

465
00:23:16,144 --> 00:23:17,104
‎他說妳死了

466
00:23:20,148 --> 00:23:21,024
‎什麼？

467
00:23:21,817 --> 00:23:24,486
‎泰德告訴斑比妳死了

468
00:23:26,655 --> 00:23:27,531
‎乳癌

469
00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:31,785
‎不可能

470
00:23:33,954 --> 00:23:37,916
‎他說他是鰥夫，一個人撫養小孩長大

471
00:23:44,631 --> 00:23:46,800
‎我不知道應不應該告訴妳

472
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,846
‎我也不知道

473
00:23:53,390 --> 00:23:54,474
‎很遺憾

474
00:23:57,310 --> 00:23:58,895
‎他竟然這樣子

475
00:24:00,605 --> 00:24:01,648
‎我知道

476
00:24:03,191 --> 00:24:05,193
‎我到底在這裡做什麼？

477
00:24:08,321 --> 00:24:11,199
‎我花了好幾個月想…

478
00:24:12,659 --> 00:24:13,994
‎替他討回公道

479
00:24:14,619 --> 00:24:17,414
‎一心想找到撞死他的人

480
00:24:17,497 --> 00:24:18,457
‎結果為了什麼？

481
00:24:20,625 --> 00:24:22,043
‎他居然說我死了

482
00:24:24,337 --> 00:24:25,172
‎對

483
00:24:27,841 --> 00:24:28,758
‎沒錯

484
00:24:32,012 --> 00:24:33,889
‎他是個該死的渣男

485
00:24:34,431 --> 00:24:35,265
‎對

486
00:24:35,849 --> 00:24:37,058
‎他是渣男

487
00:24:47,611 --> 00:24:48,945
‎幸好他死了

488
00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:01,249
‎繫上安全帶

489
00:25:02,876 --> 00:25:04,002
‎我要載我們回家