1 00:00:00,626 --> 00:00:01,793 [theme music playing] 2 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:33,158 [swords clinking] 3 00:00:35,285 --> 00:00:36,662 [thunder rumbling] 4 00:00:41,792 --> 00:00:42,751 [music ends] 5 00:00:45,225 --> 00:00:47,227 [frogs croaking] 6 00:00:55,652 --> 00:00:57,112 Did you see that sign? 7 00:00:57,112 --> 00:00:59,198 We've officially left the valley. 8 00:00:59,198 --> 00:01:02,326 This is the most exciting thing that's ever happened to anyone. 9 00:01:02,326 --> 00:01:04,870 Aren't you excited? I'm excited. You should be more excited. 10 00:01:04,870 --> 00:01:08,373 I'm excited. You know, it's just, there's a lot riding on this trip for me, 11 00:01:08,373 --> 00:01:10,292 and I wanna keep my expectations in‐‐ 12 00:01:10,292 --> 00:01:11,752 What? 13 00:01:15,589 --> 00:01:17,174 [all] Whoa! [chirps] 14 00:01:17,174 --> 00:01:19,593 It's amazing. It's majestic. 15 00:01:19,593 --> 00:01:21,303 It's... hurting my eyes. 16 00:01:21,303 --> 00:01:24,181 It's even better than I could've dreamed. 17 00:01:24,181 --> 00:01:25,849 Full speed ahead, Hop Pop. 18 00:01:25,849 --> 00:01:28,060 Keep driving and never look back. 19 00:01:28,060 --> 00:01:30,479 [Hop Pop] Hold on, Sprig. Look back here for a second. 20 00:01:30,479 --> 00:01:34,483 Now that we're out of the valley, things can get dangerous fast. 21 00:01:34,483 --> 00:01:36,026 So... 22 00:01:36,026 --> 00:01:40,405 from now on we're gonna follow Hop Pop's Rules of the Road. 23 00:01:40,405 --> 00:01:41,907 By me, Hop Pop. 24 00:01:41,907 --> 00:01:43,158 [all groan] 25 00:01:43,158 --> 00:01:45,077 Another huge book? Seriously? 26 00:01:45,077 --> 00:01:47,204 You kids got a problem with books? 27 00:01:47,204 --> 00:01:48,872 Why, without books‐‐ 28 00:01:48,872 --> 00:01:51,875 [all] "...our civilization would crumble to nothingness." 29 00:01:51,875 --> 00:01:54,711 The only way we'll get to Newtopia in one piece 30 00:01:54,711 --> 00:01:56,880 is if we follow these rules. 31 00:01:56,880 --> 00:01:58,173 Like this one here. 32 00:01:58,173 --> 00:01:59,800 Rule number 98: 33 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:02,302 "Never strike a heroic pose on the fwagon." 34 00:02:02,302 --> 00:02:04,513 It's a sign of hubris that invites disaster. 35 00:02:08,350 --> 00:02:10,852 That should keep your sense of adventure in check. 36 00:02:10,852 --> 00:02:13,939 All right, kids, let's stick to the rules, 37 00:02:13,939 --> 00:02:16,692 and we should have a safe and completely uneventful trip. 38 00:02:16,692 --> 00:02:18,235 Okay, thanks. Bye. 39 00:02:18,235 --> 00:02:21,280 Man, this stinks. Blap. 40 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:26,034 All those adventures out there, and we're stuck in here with these dumb rules. 41 00:02:26,034 --> 00:02:29,037 Not much we can do. My dad was the same way back home. 42 00:02:29,037 --> 00:02:32,416 One time we drove to the Grand Canyon and didn't stop once. 43 00:02:32,416 --> 00:02:35,752 Well, if anyone can figure out how to have fun with these rules, it's us. 44 00:02:35,752 --> 00:02:38,088 [all] Newtopia, here we come! 45 00:02:38,088 --> 00:02:40,424 [Hop Pop] Road rule number 29: "No shouting." 46 00:02:40,424 --> 00:02:43,260 Marauders will follow the sound and steal your skin. 47 00:02:43,260 --> 00:02:44,428 [all sigh] 48 00:02:48,181 --> 00:02:49,182 [gasps] 49 00:02:50,767 --> 00:02:53,603 A rainbow waterfall! Oh, we got to pull over. 50 00:02:53,603 --> 00:02:56,064 [Hop Pop] Hub bup bup. Road rule number 243: 51 00:02:56,064 --> 00:02:59,234 "All natural phenomena lead to an unnatural death." 52 00:03:01,737 --> 00:03:02,988 [Sprig] Zoom Dunes? 53 00:03:02,988 --> 00:03:07,492 [snails revving] 54 00:03:07,492 --> 00:03:09,661 [both] Awesome! All right, Bessie. 55 00:03:09,661 --> 00:03:11,913 It's time to show the world how fast you can go. 56 00:03:11,913 --> 00:03:12,998 [revs] 57 00:03:12,998 --> 00:03:15,333 Uh‐uh. Rule number 149: 58 00:03:15,333 --> 00:03:18,295 "Never drive faster than a june bug can fly." 59 00:03:18,295 --> 00:03:20,630 ‐[buzzing] ‐[panting] 60 00:03:22,215 --> 00:03:23,633 [yawns] 61 00:03:24,134 --> 00:03:26,178 [snores] 62 00:03:26,178 --> 00:03:28,680 [chuckles] Good thinking, little guy. 63 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:30,807 [yawning] 64 00:03:30,807 --> 00:03:32,142 [all rev] 65 00:03:32,809 --> 00:03:33,894 Ooh, what's that? 66 00:03:33,894 --> 00:03:36,855 Whoa! Amphibia's Best Diner? 67 00:03:36,855 --> 00:03:38,356 Okay, we have to stop here. 68 00:03:38,356 --> 00:03:40,150 Rule number 193: 69 00:03:40,150 --> 00:03:43,111 "Don't stop anywhere claiming to be 'The Best.'" 70 00:03:43,111 --> 00:03:45,697 But look! They have crickets and cream ice cream. 71 00:03:45,697 --> 00:03:48,867 Rule number 194: "No ice cream in the fwagon." 72 00:03:48,867 --> 00:03:50,660 Seriously? You've got to be kidding me. 73 00:03:50,660 --> 00:03:53,705 Hey, hey. I just enforce the rules. I don't make 'em. 74 00:03:53,705 --> 00:03:56,208 You did make them. They're called Hop Pop's Road Rules. 75 00:03:56,208 --> 00:03:58,627 Darn straight. And I stand by 'em. 76 00:03:58,627 --> 00:03:59,836 [all groaning] 77 00:04:01,838 --> 00:04:03,840 [grunts] I can't take it. 78 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:06,134 All of these once‐in‐a‐lifetime experiences 79 00:04:06,134 --> 00:04:08,011 are literally passing us by. 80 00:04:08,011 --> 00:04:11,056 I know, and I really wanna complain about it. 81 00:04:11,056 --> 00:04:15,268 But road rule 345: "No complaining," takes care of that. 82 00:04:15,268 --> 00:04:19,064 I swear to frog, if one more cool and exciting thing 83 00:04:19,064 --> 00:04:20,524 passes us by‐‐ 84 00:04:20,524 --> 00:04:22,943 Red alert, kids. We're coming up on 85 00:04:22,943 --> 00:04:25,737 the "Ruins of Despair." 86 00:04:26,738 --> 00:04:29,241 ‐[both gasp] ‐[Sprig] Whoa! Oh, oh, oh. 87 00:04:31,243 --> 00:04:33,578 [Anne] Whoa! What are those weird structures? 88 00:04:33,578 --> 00:04:38,250 No one knows, Anne. They've been here long before any written history. 89 00:04:38,250 --> 00:04:41,670 Just a mystery better left unsolved as far as I'm concerned. 90 00:04:43,046 --> 00:04:46,883 [groans] This place is the coolest thing I've ever seen. 91 00:04:46,883 --> 00:04:49,386 If I don't get out and at least touch something, 92 00:04:49,386 --> 00:04:52,055 I'll regret it for the rest of my life. 93 00:04:52,055 --> 00:04:54,683 Don't sweat it, dude. I have a plan. 94 00:04:55,725 --> 00:04:57,394 [clears throat] Hey, HP. 95 00:04:57,394 --> 00:05:00,772 I've never ridden in a wagon for this long, and I'm definitely gonna hurl. 96 00:05:00,772 --> 00:05:02,274 Can we stop for a second? 97 00:05:02,274 --> 00:05:06,236 Dang it, Anne. How do humans cope with such unreliable innards? 98 00:05:06,236 --> 00:05:08,780 Let me know when we can start moving again. 99 00:05:08,780 --> 00:05:09,948 Okay, thanks. 100 00:05:10,574 --> 00:05:12,075 [brakes screech] 101 00:05:12,909 --> 00:05:14,286 [both grunt] Go, go, go, go! 102 00:05:14,286 --> 00:05:16,329 Hey! Get back here, you two. 103 00:05:16,329 --> 00:05:17,956 This was your plan? 104 00:05:19,249 --> 00:05:21,293 Anne, you've done it again. 105 00:05:21,293 --> 00:05:23,628 Dang kids never listen to a thing I say. 106 00:05:23,628 --> 00:05:26,923 Polly, don't do anything till I get back. 107 00:05:27,757 --> 00:05:29,259 [both laughing] 108 00:05:29,259 --> 00:05:30,927 Okay, pretty sure Hop Pop's onto us. 109 00:05:30,927 --> 00:05:33,305 So let's take some quick selfies and get out of here. 110 00:05:33,305 --> 00:05:35,265 Yeah, yeah. [beeping] 111 00:05:35,265 --> 00:05:36,433 [Anne, Sprig screaming] 112 00:05:36,433 --> 00:05:37,809 [screams] Sprig! 113 00:05:37,809 --> 00:05:38,935 [grunts] 114 00:05:38,935 --> 00:05:40,228 [grunts] 115 00:05:40,228 --> 00:05:41,229 Look out! 116 00:05:41,771 --> 00:05:42,856 [grunts] 117 00:05:42,856 --> 00:05:44,816 Buddy, are you okay? 118 00:05:44,816 --> 00:05:46,484 Whoa! 119 00:05:46,484 --> 00:05:47,694 [rhythmic beeping] 120 00:05:50,822 --> 00:05:52,324 [hisses] 121 00:05:52,324 --> 00:05:53,992 [squeaks] 122 00:05:53,992 --> 00:05:57,662 What the heck? Are those computers? 123 00:05:57,662 --> 00:05:59,998 I thought you guys were like pastoral or whatever. 124 00:05:59,998 --> 00:06:02,500 I'm... gonna touch everything. 125 00:06:02,500 --> 00:06:05,420 Whoa, oh, oh. Ooh! Look at this. 126 00:06:05,420 --> 00:06:07,047 [laughs] 127 00:06:07,047 --> 00:06:09,633 [purring] There's so much to see. 128 00:06:09,633 --> 00:06:11,176 [panting] 129 00:06:11,176 --> 00:06:13,345 I did a good thing. [screams, grunts] 130 00:06:13,345 --> 00:06:16,973 Do you two realize how many rules you just broke? 131 00:06:16,973 --> 00:06:21,311 17, 29, 36, 55! 132 00:06:23,063 --> 00:06:25,815 [groans] Forget the rules. 133 00:06:25,815 --> 00:06:29,527 Look at this place, Hop Pop. It has everything. 134 00:06:29,527 --> 00:06:33,114 Cool atmosphere. Implied historical significance. 135 00:06:36,534 --> 00:06:37,911 Levers. 136 00:06:37,911 --> 00:06:39,371 Don't you dare! 137 00:06:39,371 --> 00:06:42,749 Rule number 68: "Never, ever pull a lever." 138 00:06:42,749 --> 00:06:44,376 [groans] 139 00:06:44,376 --> 00:06:46,002 [grunts] 140 00:06:47,712 --> 00:06:48,964 [both gasp] 141 00:06:51,508 --> 00:06:56,346 Well, look at that. I broke rule number 68, and we're all still alive. 142 00:06:56,346 --> 00:06:57,389 Whoa! 143 00:06:57,389 --> 00:06:59,182 What the‐‐ Huh? 144 00:07:02,227 --> 00:07:03,645 [machine] Start‐up engaged. 145 00:07:03,645 --> 00:07:06,648 Whoa! The building can talk! 146 00:07:06,648 --> 00:07:09,067 Not sure how I feel about that. 147 00:07:09,067 --> 00:07:10,860 [machine] Assembly line activated. 148 00:07:10,860 --> 00:07:13,363 Routine protocols engaged. 149 00:07:13,363 --> 00:07:14,531 Assembly line? 150 00:07:16,074 --> 00:07:18,243 Guys, I think this is a factory. 151 00:07:18,243 --> 00:07:20,745 But what the heck is it making? 152 00:07:20,745 --> 00:07:24,749 Wow. It is mighty impressive. Ooh! 153 00:07:24,749 --> 00:07:26,876 [machine] Additional materials required. 154 00:07:26,876 --> 00:07:29,838 Please place them on the glowing access point. 155 00:07:29,838 --> 00:07:31,298 Glowing what now? 156 00:07:33,008 --> 00:07:34,509 Help! It's got me! 157 00:07:34,509 --> 00:07:35,802 [both] Hop Pop! 158 00:07:35,802 --> 00:07:38,013 [Hop Pop laughs] And it tickles. 159 00:07:39,264 --> 00:07:40,974 See this right here, kids? 160 00:07:40,974 --> 00:07:43,893 This is why we follow the rules. 161 00:07:44,686 --> 00:07:46,354 [winces] 162 00:07:46,354 --> 00:07:48,440 That wasn't so bad. 163 00:07:48,440 --> 00:07:50,984 ‐[screams] I'm not beach‐ready. ‐[both] Hop Pop! 164 00:07:50,984 --> 00:07:53,111 Sprig, you try to shut this madhouse down. 165 00:07:53,111 --> 00:07:54,487 I'm gonna get him out of there. 166 00:07:55,614 --> 00:07:58,491 [grunts] I'm coming, Hop Pop. 167 00:07:58,491 --> 00:08:00,285 Take your time, kids. 168 00:08:00,285 --> 00:08:02,829 Ooh. [chuckles] This ain't half bad. 169 00:08:04,789 --> 00:08:07,959 ‐Uh... ‐[machine] If you wish to cancel the operation, 170 00:08:07,959 --> 00:08:10,045 please insert new disk. 171 00:08:11,504 --> 00:08:13,381 [knuckles crack] Piece of cake. 172 00:08:13,381 --> 00:08:15,091 [babbling] 173 00:08:15,091 --> 00:08:16,426 [alarm blaring] 174 00:08:16,426 --> 00:08:18,637 [machine] Security violation detected. 175 00:08:20,597 --> 00:08:22,057 [screams] 176 00:08:24,601 --> 00:08:25,727 Ha ha! 177 00:08:25,727 --> 00:08:27,562 [whirring] 178 00:08:27,562 --> 00:08:29,773 You gotta be kidding me. [screams] 179 00:08:29,773 --> 00:08:33,193 [grunts] Hop Pop's book. 180 00:08:33,193 --> 00:08:35,987 Seriously, take your time, kids. 181 00:08:36,696 --> 00:08:37,697 [screams] 182 00:08:39,783 --> 00:08:42,535 I take it back! I was a fool! 183 00:08:42,535 --> 00:08:45,038 Hold on, Hop Pop! I'm coming! 184 00:08:45,038 --> 00:08:46,373 [grunts] 185 00:08:46,373 --> 00:08:48,625 [groaning] 186 00:08:48,625 --> 00:08:50,126 [grunts] 187 00:08:50,126 --> 00:08:51,920 How's it going over there, Sprig? 188 00:08:53,463 --> 00:08:55,590 Maybe there's something in the book that can help. 189 00:08:55,590 --> 00:08:57,092 That kind of thing's worked before. 190 00:08:57,092 --> 00:08:59,135 This is a little different! 191 00:08:59,135 --> 00:09:01,971 [machine] Insert disk. Insert disk. Insert disk. 192 00:09:01,971 --> 00:09:03,765 Anne, what the heck is a disk? 193 00:09:03,765 --> 00:09:07,143 I don't know! I'm from another dimension, not the '90s! 194 00:09:07,143 --> 00:09:09,270 [screams] Will you shut up? 195 00:09:09,270 --> 00:09:10,689 [machine] Insert‐‐ 196 00:09:12,857 --> 00:09:16,361 What the heck? What the heck? What the heck? What the heck? 197 00:09:16,361 --> 00:09:17,987 I'm free! Oop, got to go. 198 00:09:17,987 --> 00:09:19,989 [machine] What the heck? What the heck? 199 00:09:20,865 --> 00:09:22,742 Whoo‐hoo! We did it, fam. 200 00:09:22,742 --> 00:09:24,369 No talking till the running is done. 201 00:09:27,872 --> 00:09:30,208 [both] Yeah! Right. Road rule number 2: 202 00:09:30,208 --> 00:09:32,794 "Don't celebrate till you're completely out of danger." 203 00:09:32,794 --> 00:09:34,879 Come on, Hop Pop. The danger's clearly‐‐ 204 00:09:38,675 --> 00:09:41,010 Levers! [chuckles] Am I right? 205 00:09:41,010 --> 00:09:42,846 [grunts] 206 00:09:42,846 --> 00:09:45,682 I know. I know. We should've followed the rules. 207 00:09:45,682 --> 00:09:48,935 You think? You know, you two should be more like Polly. 208 00:09:48,935 --> 00:09:52,480 I told her to stay put, and look where she is. 209 00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:53,940 Where's Polly? 210 00:09:53,940 --> 00:09:55,442 Whoo! 211 00:09:58,361 --> 00:10:01,197 [laughing] 212 00:10:01,197 --> 00:10:02,407 Boom, baby! 213 00:10:03,825 --> 00:10:06,244 ‐Bessie made me do it. ‐[grunts] 214 00:10:06,244 --> 00:10:08,163 All right. I'm sorry, okay? 215 00:10:08,163 --> 00:10:10,832 That's the last time I break a rule, I swear. 216 00:10:10,832 --> 00:10:12,709 Yeah, us too, HP. 217 00:10:12,709 --> 00:10:15,545 For the rest of the trip, we'll follow all the rules. 218 00:10:15,545 --> 00:10:19,174 Yeah. We just won't experience anything special, I guess. 219 00:10:20,967 --> 00:10:23,094 [Hop Pop sighs] Hang on a sec, kids. 220 00:10:23,094 --> 00:10:28,057 Maybe this only happened because I was being too strict with you. 221 00:10:28,057 --> 00:10:30,101 We've never taken a trip like this, 222 00:10:30,101 --> 00:10:32,896 and I just wanted it to go smoothly. 223 00:10:32,896 --> 00:10:36,316 So what do you say we set aside the rules for a bit 224 00:10:36,316 --> 00:10:37,942 and make a stop or two? 225 00:10:37,942 --> 00:10:39,736 [all gasp] Really? 226 00:10:39,736 --> 00:10:42,155 Oh, oh, oh! Can we stop at the Hills of Impalement? 227 00:10:42,155 --> 00:10:44,407 I've heard it will traumatize you for life. 228 00:10:44,407 --> 00:10:47,619 Nope. I've got something else in mind. 229 00:10:49,746 --> 00:10:52,081 How's the crickets and cream ice cream, kids? 230 00:10:52,081 --> 00:10:54,167 Amazing! So good! 231 00:10:54,167 --> 00:10:55,418 [munches] 232 00:10:55,418 --> 00:10:58,004 You know, there was a time I'd pick out the bug bits. 233 00:10:58,004 --> 00:11:00,048 That time has passed. [munches] 234 00:11:00,048 --> 00:11:01,800 [chuckles] Glad you like it. 235 00:11:02,842 --> 00:11:04,052 Thanks, Hop Pop. 236 00:11:06,012 --> 00:11:09,390 Man, I'm kinda bummed we didn't find out what that factory was making. 237 00:11:09,390 --> 00:11:11,810 Yeah, me too. Guess we'll never know. 238 00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:13,978 Guess we'll never know. 239 00:11:15,355 --> 00:11:16,523 Guess‐‐ Yep, got it.