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[gentle music]
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‐[water splashes]
‐[Plant Teens scream]
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[Speckle] Yes.
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Yes. I, I can get rid
of that part
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but a house is like music.
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You know, you change one note
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‐and the melody is off‐key.
‐[honks]
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[Francine] It’s the client’s
decision, Speckle.
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Just change it.
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[sighs]
Of course.
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‐Thanks, Francine.
‐[phone beeps]
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[rumbles]
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Argh!
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All I wanna do is work
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on the fixer‐upper house
I bought.
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It’s almost ready for us
to move into!
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‐[wind gusts]
‐[tarp rustles]
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No rush on that!
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I’m happy to stay here forever!
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It’s so frustrating
being stuck working
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for all these rich clients
with terrible taste.
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I have good taste
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so when do I get to go
full Speckle on something?
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Hmm. That feels good.
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Really good.
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Hey, how about
a little "architectural tour"?
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Around the building?
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You mean...
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[both moan]
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Wait, this is triggering
my vertigo!
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[both moan]
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‐[thuds]
‐Ow!
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[Speckle moans]
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Wait, what if we get locked out?
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[both moan]
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‐Oh!
‐You dirty girl.
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You like it down here,
underneath everything?
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Yeah. We’re in the building’s
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‐ass!
‐Yeah!
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[creepy music]
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Ew, what’s that?
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Mm.
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‐[both moan]
‐[smooches]
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Oh!
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[theme music]
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♪ Tuca & Bertie, Tuca & Bertie
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♪ Bertie & Tuca
And Tuca & Bertie ♪
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♪ Tuca & Bertie ♪
[vocalizes]
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[crowd cheers]
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‐♪ Tuca ♪
‐♪ Bertie ♪
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[Tuca and Bertie vocalizing]
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[vocalizing continues]
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[upbeat music]
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[shower running]
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Something seems different.
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Hmm, what’s this?
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[paper rustles]
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"Dear Current Occupant..."
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"Your building
is under new ownership."
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We’re getting
a 25% rent increase!
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‐Shit!
‐[door slams open]
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You see this shit?
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This shitty [bleep]
shit [bleep] shit?
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[frantic music]
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This would not be happening
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if not for the untimely demise
of Bob.
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‐Awoo!
‐Who is Bob?
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Our landlord. He perished!
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Why are you all not weeping
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as I did upon the hearing
of this news? Hello?
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Well, he never fixed my toilet!
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The man was in the hospital,
fighting for his life.
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And I was in my bathroom,
fighting to flush my toilet!
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Hey! Follow the fridge!
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Hello, ladies.
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Are you here
for some goodbye sex?
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Yuck! Gross, Bruce!
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But also, we’re guests here,
so, shoes on or off?
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Off. Definitely off.
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I was priced outta this building
and look,
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they didn’t even wait
for me to leave
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before they started renovating!
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Makes sense.
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Those colors are butt‐ass ugly!
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Yo, big beefy, what are you
gonna do with that stove?
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Eh, probably donate it. Why?
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I got my penne all over it.
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Which is Italian for noodles
and Spanish for penis.
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Guess which language I speak,
amigo.
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[groans]
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[whispers]
I am not gonna miss this creep.
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Hi, hi, hi! Oh, I’m Tyler.
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I’m moving into this apartment.
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I just came by
to take some measurements!
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I also brought matcha cupcakes!
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Just my way of saying
"nice to meet’cha".
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[gasps]
Cute baking pan.
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Here, you can have one,
I have extra!
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Aw, really? Thanks!
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Quit being nice
to the gentrifier!
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Ooh, kinda like that lamp.
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I can’t help it.
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She’s so appealing
on every level!
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Ah! This neighborhood
is so authentic!
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Yep. I porked that.
Screwed that.
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Most definitely banged that.
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You’re gonna wanna burn
your gloves too, hermano.
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I really regret getting him
Spanish lessons
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for his birthday.
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[horn honks]
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[car door closes]
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[chuckles]
Oh, no.
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I’m not the new landlord.
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I’m a friendly face,
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here to facilitate communication
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between you and it.
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Is it a management company
or something?
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Uh‐huh, yes, to "something"!
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A something that is neither
a he, nor she, nor they.
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But it is green and pervasive
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and only interested
in continued growth
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and guess what?
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It’s moss!
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Say hello, moss. Just joshing!
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It won’t say hello or goodbye.
It’s moss.
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What about the stupid rent hike?
It’s too much!
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‐Yeah!
‐It’s too much!
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‐[overlapping chatter]
‐We can’t pay that!
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It’s moss?
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Ooh, yeah,
the rent increase is high!
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Let me talk to the moss,
circle back,
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and I let you know
what the moss does,
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or most likely, does not say.
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Because it has no vocal cords.
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Like I said, it’s moss!
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‐[reverberating]
‐[moss squelches]
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[gasps]
You’ve made so much progress!
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I know it’s not finished yet
but‐‐
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I know.
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We can’t afford
the rent increase
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and the mortgage for this house
at the same time.
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I thought you should
at least see the place
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while we figure out what to do.
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Nice cabinets!
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while we figure out what to do.
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but I know how much you love
extra storage space and, well...
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the client is always right!
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Speckle, you know I’m not
your client,
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you’re the expert.
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I don’t even know the difference
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between rounded and sculpted
baseboard molding.
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You should follow
your own artistic impulses!
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Really? Nobody ever trusts me
to do that!
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I’m sure whatever you choose
will be great.
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Go nuts!
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So the difference
between rounded
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and sculpted baseboards
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‐is that‐‐
‐Please stop.
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[indistinct chatter]
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[bangs]
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Odor! Odor! Something stinks
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and it’s our new landlord!
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‐[Speckle] Yeah!
‐This rent increase sucks!
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It’s moss?
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I brought you up here
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because we need
to fight this moss
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for a very important reason.
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I hate change
and don’t wanna leave!
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Me too!
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[overlapping chatter]
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‐I wanna stay!
‐It’s moss?
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We couldn’t afford to leave
even if we wanted to.
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The relocation fee
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is a trash bag
full of hamburgers.
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[gentle music]
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I have a plan!
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Oooh, you guys I have FOMO!
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What is this? A roof party?
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We should hang
some bistro lights up here!
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Get outta here, gentrifier scum!
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Oh, my bad!
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Bistro lights would look
super pretty.
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Okay, people, here’s the deal.
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I’m going straight
to the mayors of Bird Town!
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[gasps]
Mayor Tim‐Tam?
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That’s right! I have political
connections up the wazoo!
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And down the wazzat!
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[light music]
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I ran for mayor of Bird Town
to lead this city
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on a bold path forward.
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And I ran against my twin sister
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to uphold the values
of the past.
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That election against
my twin brother
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resulted in a tie.
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And so, we were elected
co‐mayors.
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[Tamarind] Vote for us
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And so, we were elected
co‐mayors.
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[both] Completely neutral.
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‐No gain. No pain.
‐No gain. No pain.
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[both] That’s the
Tim‐Tam promise.
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[announcer]
Paid for by the committee
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to re‐elect Mayor Tim‐Tam.
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It’s perfect!
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to re‐elect Mayor Tim‐Tam.
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They look like
they’re in disrepair.
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Well, I want more shots
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of the barely‐functioning
levees!
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[both grunting]
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Hey, bro. Hey, sis.
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Well, well, well!
Look who it is!
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Our sister, the selfish jerk!
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Are you all still mad at me
’cause I forgot to vote?
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It’s not like one vote
would have made a difference.
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[both] It was a tie!
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Eh, that’s what they always say.
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Anyways, my rent
is getting raised‐‐
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Not that we’d even help you.
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Because you suck farts!
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No way! She spews chunks!
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‐Farts!
‐Chunks!
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[groans]
You idiot!
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This building
is a historical landmark!
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You think I don’t know
state law protects it
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against renovations
and rent hikes,
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you frickin’ dumbass?
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‐[grunts]
‐[groans]
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Hey! Say more things about that!
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By the order of a statute
adopted in 1943‐‐
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Okay, now say less things
about it!
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‐[groans]
‐[thuds]
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If you prove a famous person
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did something important
somewhere...
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No one can change anything
about the property.
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Even the rent must be stabilized
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for historical purposes.
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‐[Timbourine grunts]
‐[Tamarind] Argh!
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Wow! What a convenient factoid!
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Thanks, siblings!
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[gentle music]
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[paper rustles]
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‐[clatters]
‐[rasps]
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‐[thumps]
‐[squelches]
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[gentle music continues]
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[distant whirring]
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[creepy music]
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[Speckle muttering]
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I wanted a doorbell
that goes dingaling,
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but this one goes doogaloo.
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‐[doorbell 1] Doogaloo!
‐Doogaloo?
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What? It’s wrong!
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‐Hiya!
‐[clatters]
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Have you been up all night?
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Sure have!
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So, what do you think?
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[chiming]
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‐Um...
‐I didn’t wanna limit myself
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so I used every color of tile!
[laughs]
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Ah...
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At first, I felt wracked
by indecision, right?
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00:09:42,625 --> 00:09:44,694
So many interior details
I’ve been wanting to try,
261
00:09:44,694 --> 00:09:47,063
how could I possibly choose?
262
00:09:47,063 --> 00:09:48,431
Then I realized.
263
00:09:48,431 --> 00:09:50,900
I should use all of my ideas.
264
00:09:50,900 --> 00:09:52,130
At once!
265
00:09:52,135 --> 00:09:53,803
[gasps]
266
00:09:53,803 --> 00:09:56,139
Wow! Huh, a spiral staircase!
267
00:09:56,139 --> 00:09:57,799
I... love it!
268
00:09:57,807 --> 00:09:59,408
It definitely doesn’t look like
269
00:09:59,408 --> 00:10:01,508
an infinite descent
into madness!
270
00:10:01,511 --> 00:10:03,279
Bertie, it’s such a dream
271
00:10:03,279 --> 00:10:05,109
to finally work
without constraints.
272
00:10:05,114 --> 00:10:07,450
A house, a house
is like a music,
273
00:10:07,450 --> 00:10:09,080
and this is my noise album.
274
00:10:09,085 --> 00:10:10,553
[laughs insanely]
275
00:10:10,553 --> 00:10:24,063
‐[doorbell 2] Dongalong!
‐Damn it!
276
00:10:24,066 --> 00:10:27,136
[cheerful music]
277
00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:32,470
‐[yelping]
‐Bertie, you’re safe!
278
00:10:32,475 --> 00:10:33,975
Sorry, I’m awake!
279
00:10:33,976 --> 00:10:35,545
I don’t know
if I’ll ever be able to sleep
280
00:10:35,545 --> 00:10:37,480
in Speckle’s weird house.
281
00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:39,080
You can always crash with me.
282
00:10:39,081 --> 00:10:40,011
We can share my bed.
283
00:10:40,016 --> 00:10:43,152
Head to toe! Feet to beak!
Booty to mouth.
284
00:10:43,152 --> 00:10:44,382
Nope, too far.
285
00:10:44,387 --> 00:10:45,888
[tea pouring]
286
00:10:45,888 --> 00:10:46,948
Ah, yes.
287
00:10:46,956 --> 00:10:48,991
Slumber eluded me as well.
288
00:10:48,991 --> 00:10:50,891
Woe! Woe is me!
289
00:10:50,893 --> 00:10:54,430
I was forced to sell my mother’s
prized glove collection
290
00:10:54,430 --> 00:10:56,899
to pay this onerous
rent increase.
291
00:10:56,899 --> 00:10:58,759
[clears throat]
As you were saying,
292
00:10:58,768 --> 00:11:00,036
you propose to prove
293
00:11:00,036 --> 00:11:02,236
this building
is worth preserving?
294
00:11:02,238 --> 00:11:04,907
That’s right. You’ve been here
forever, Dapper Dog!
295
00:11:04,907 --> 00:11:07,977
Did you ever see
anything historical happen?
296
00:11:07,977 --> 00:11:09,345
Hmmm.
297
00:11:09,345 --> 00:11:11,514
[sniffs]
298
00:11:11,514 --> 00:11:13,983
[Dapper Dog] The oldest thing
I remember would have to be
299
00:11:13,983 --> 00:11:16,323
‐ the day I moved in...
‐[knock on door]
300
00:11:17,386 --> 00:11:18,854
Oh, thank goodness!
301
00:11:18,854 --> 00:11:22,054
And here I was worried my new
neighbor would be a square.
302
00:11:22,058 --> 00:11:23,659
[Dapper Dog]
Surveying her visage
303
00:11:23,659 --> 00:11:26,489
and her body robed
in bohemian thread,
304
00:11:26,495 --> 00:11:29,298
she engraved my destiny!
305
00:11:29,298 --> 00:11:31,328
Name’s Patricia. Ramsey.
306
00:11:31,334 --> 00:11:33,603
The pleasure is yours...
[laughs]
307
00:11:33,603 --> 00:11:36,539
...and several others.
[smooches]
308
00:11:36,539 --> 00:11:37,939
But enough about me,
309
00:11:37,940 --> 00:11:41,570
and the ribald tales
of my unsavory behavior,
310
00:11:41,577 --> 00:11:44,780
all true, what’s your label,
sailor?
311
00:11:44,780 --> 00:11:47,110
[Dapper Dog] Patricia was
a famed horror novelist!
312
00:11:47,116 --> 00:11:49,685
Her greatest triumph,
her debut novel,
313
00:11:49,685 --> 00:11:51,754
What If A Car Was Evil?
314
00:11:51,754 --> 00:11:54,724
Hmmm.
[Dapper Dog laughs]
315
00:11:54,724 --> 00:11:56,259
Without that wonderful woman,
316
00:11:56,259 --> 00:11:59,459
I never would have written
my one‐dog show.
317
00:11:59,462 --> 00:12:01,130
[thunder crashes]
318
00:12:01,130 --> 00:12:05,030
And been transformed into
a free‐wheeling, non‐conformist,
319
00:12:05,034 --> 00:12:07,634
unencumbered by societal norms.
320
00:12:07,637 --> 00:12:10,373
You’re saying
the Patricia Ramsey
321
00:12:10,373 --> 00:12:11,641
lived in this building?
322
00:12:11,641 --> 00:12:13,041
Yes, as I recall,
323
00:12:13,042 --> 00:12:15,342
Patricia resided
in the same apartment
324
00:12:15,344 --> 00:12:16,712
in which Tuca currently lives.
325
00:12:16,712 --> 00:12:18,942
Wow! So now we gotta find her
326
00:12:18,948 --> 00:12:21,317
and ask if anything historical
happened here!
327
00:12:21,317 --> 00:12:23,686
Huh. It says here
she died a few years ago.
328
00:12:23,686 --> 00:12:25,726
‐I have an idea!
‐Oh!
329
00:12:28,557 --> 00:12:30,026
We need to speak
to your daughter!
330
00:12:30,026 --> 00:12:32,995
Martha, some neighbors
are here to see you!
331
00:12:32,995 --> 00:12:34,065
Martha?
332
00:12:35,364 --> 00:12:37,164
How can I help you?
333
00:12:37,166 --> 00:12:39,101
What the Frick!
334
00:12:39,101 --> 00:12:41,871
[creepy music]
335
00:12:41,871 --> 00:12:44,501
Ooh, I love your
decorating scheme.
336
00:12:44,507 --> 00:12:45,808
It reminds me of Bertie.
337
00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:47,908
Why are there posters of me
everywhere?
338
00:12:47,910 --> 00:12:51,680
I just think you’re so cool.
339
00:12:51,681 --> 00:12:54,650
Martha! Spore, darling,
I made you all a snack!
340
00:12:54,650 --> 00:12:56,780
Eff off, Dad!
341
00:12:56,786 --> 00:12:59,388
Now, we need to do
something witchy.
342
00:12:59,388 --> 00:13:03,118
You’re into that spooky
gothy shizz. Can you help?
343
00:13:03,125 --> 00:13:05,125
[soft music]
344
00:13:07,430 --> 00:13:08,930
[thunder rumbles]
345
00:13:08,931 --> 00:13:11,261
[soft music continues]
346
00:13:14,136 --> 00:13:15,176
[crackles]
347
00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:20,039
[Plant Teen 2]
Infernal specters of perdition,
348
00:13:20,042 --> 00:13:22,778
consider this
our formal petition.
349
00:13:22,778 --> 00:13:25,238
[Martha] We call you forth
from the damned.
350
00:13:25,247 --> 00:13:28,717
Onto this evil,
twisted plantagram.
351
00:13:28,718 --> 00:13:29,852
[Plant Teen 3 burps]
352
00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:31,520
[explodes]
353
00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:33,320
What the devil is happening?
354
00:13:33,322 --> 00:13:35,922
What did I drink
and where can I get another?
355
00:13:35,925 --> 00:13:38,260
We raised you from the dead
to ask you a question,
356
00:13:38,260 --> 00:13:41,130
which, in retrospect,
we could have looked up online.
357
00:13:41,130 --> 00:13:44,930
What? But I’m not dead!
I’m alive!
358
00:13:44,934 --> 00:13:46,402
‐What?
‐Oh, crap!
359
00:13:46,402 --> 00:13:48,532
I was just driving to the store!
360
00:13:48,537 --> 00:13:52,007
People are going to think
my car really did go evil!
361
00:13:52,007 --> 00:13:53,642
[Tuca, Bertie,
and Plant Teens scream]
362
00:13:53,642 --> 00:13:55,411
Just kidding. I’m dead.
363
00:13:55,411 --> 00:13:58,811
That was another patented
Patricia Ramsey twist
364
00:13:58,814 --> 00:14:01,014
on a well‐worn horror trope.
365
00:14:01,016 --> 00:14:02,618
‐[sighs]
‐[Plant Teen 2] Oh, yeah.
366
00:14:02,618 --> 00:14:04,618
So, what’s buzzin’, cousins?
367
00:14:04,620 --> 00:14:05,950
What do you want?
368
00:14:05,955 --> 00:14:07,390
‐An autograph? Epigraph?
‐[camera clicks]
369
00:14:07,390 --> 00:14:10,420
You could try a photograph
but I might not show up!
370
00:14:10,426 --> 00:14:11,826
[cackles]
371
00:14:11,827 --> 00:14:13,629
Did you do anything
historical here?
372
00:14:13,629 --> 00:14:16,829
Like sign a treaty
or invent a new sex position?
373
00:14:16,832 --> 00:14:18,501
Oh, no, mostly stuck
to the classics.
374
00:14:18,501 --> 00:14:22,701
But I did write the first draft
of What If A Car Was Evil?
375
00:14:22,705 --> 00:14:25,505
on the very walls of this place.
376
00:14:25,508 --> 00:14:26,742
[scrapes]
377
00:14:26,742 --> 00:14:27,810
[Martha groans]
378
00:14:27,810 --> 00:14:29,378
Why’d you write
on your own wall?
379
00:14:29,378 --> 00:14:31,078
I’m a horror writer.
380
00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:32,440
It’s the spookiest way
381
00:14:32,448 --> 00:14:33,416
‐to write.
‐Hmm.
382
00:14:33,416 --> 00:14:35,918
It’s the spookiest way
383
00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:36,978
You’re in Hell?
384
00:14:36,986 --> 00:14:38,621
Oh, yes. It’s terrifying.
385
00:14:38,621 --> 00:14:40,051
I love it!
386
00:14:41,257 --> 00:14:43,592
[upbeat music]
387
00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:45,992
Speckle?
I, I brought you take‐out.
388
00:14:45,995 --> 00:14:47,495
‐[spray hisses]
‐Wow.
389
00:14:47,496 --> 00:14:48,936
This is very, um...
390
00:14:49,498 --> 00:14:50,598
exposed.
391
00:14:50,599 --> 00:14:52,459
Yes! Yes, you see what I see.
392
00:14:52,468 --> 00:14:55,905
This clear glass shower
represents transparency,
393
00:14:55,905 --> 00:14:57,973
a house without secrets.
394
00:14:57,973 --> 00:14:59,542
And so does this
clear glass toilet.
395
00:14:59,542 --> 00:15:00,642
[screams]
396
00:15:00,643 --> 00:15:01,773
No! I’m sorry!
397
00:15:01,777 --> 00:15:03,345
But, Speckle, no,
no to all of this!
398
00:15:03,345 --> 00:15:06,682
But, but this is an expression
of myself,
399
00:15:06,682 --> 00:15:07,750
as an architect.
400
00:15:07,750 --> 00:15:09,080
As an artist.
401
00:15:09,084 --> 00:15:10,453
Ah... Let me think
402
00:15:10,453 --> 00:15:12,383
of a constructive way
to say this.
403
00:15:12,388 --> 00:15:15,257
This is the scariest thing
I’ve ever seen.
404
00:15:15,257 --> 00:15:18,894
And I just hung out
with a freaking ghost.
405
00:15:18,894 --> 00:15:22,094
Sweetie? I think you got
a little carried away
406
00:15:22,097 --> 00:15:23,699
with the conceptual stuff.
407
00:15:23,699 --> 00:15:24,759
We need a home.
408
00:15:24,767 --> 00:15:26,469
[scoffs]
409
00:15:26,469 --> 00:15:27,569
A "home"?
410
00:15:27,570 --> 00:15:30,639
May I dance with the muses
for a moment of grace
411
00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:31,869
in this wretched world?
412
00:15:31,874 --> 00:15:33,242
Or must I always,
413
00:15:33,242 --> 00:15:36,679
always, be dragged back to earth
414
00:15:36,679 --> 00:15:40,249
by the shackles of "good taste"?
415
00:15:40,249 --> 00:15:41,679
What?
416
00:15:41,684 --> 00:15:42,884
[smooches]
417
00:15:43,786 --> 00:15:45,156
Okay...
418
00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:48,188
[smooching]
419
00:15:49,024 --> 00:15:52,794
[upbeat music]
420
00:15:52,795 --> 00:15:54,463
Yes, this all meets
421
00:15:54,463 --> 00:15:58,533
the "Bird Town Register
of Historical Places" criteria.
422
00:15:58,534 --> 00:16:00,269
Congratulations, ma’am.
423
00:16:00,269 --> 00:16:02,938
This apartment
is officially history!
424
00:16:02,938 --> 00:16:04,138
Oh, my god!
425
00:16:04,139 --> 00:16:05,499
You did it, Tuca!
426
00:16:05,508 --> 00:16:08,277
Yep, this single unit
is protected.
427
00:16:08,277 --> 00:16:09,879
The rest of the building,
not so much!
428
00:16:09,879 --> 00:16:11,309
Wait, what?
429
00:16:11,313 --> 00:16:12,343
Fantastic!
430
00:16:12,348 --> 00:16:14,316
The moss would be thrilled
if it could be.
431
00:16:14,316 --> 00:16:16,085
But it can’t because it’s moss.
432
00:16:16,085 --> 00:16:19,154
So, my apartment
is all good, right?
433
00:16:19,154 --> 00:16:20,754
My rent won’t go up?
434
00:16:20,756 --> 00:16:21,991
Yep!
435
00:16:21,991 --> 00:16:24,091
‐[moss squelches]
‐Great news!
436
00:16:24,093 --> 00:16:25,893
Now, the moss can focus
all its energy
437
00:16:25,895 --> 00:16:27,530
on slowly converting
the rest of the building
438
00:16:27,530 --> 00:16:31,660
into luxury lofts,
and eventually, a bank!
439
00:16:31,667 --> 00:16:32,968
‐What?
‐Don’t worry.
440
00:16:32,968 --> 00:16:34,328
It will have a cute,
little coffee shop,
441
00:16:34,336 --> 00:16:37,373
complete with
a customers‐only restroom!
442
00:16:37,373 --> 00:16:38,741
[Bonnie cackles]
443
00:16:38,741 --> 00:16:41,971
Bummer about our new
"zero pets allowed" policy.
444
00:16:41,977 --> 00:16:43,279
If it were up to me,
445
00:16:43,279 --> 00:16:45,179
I would allow all the pets
in the world.
446
00:16:45,180 --> 00:16:47,210
Cuddled up
in a big bed together!
447
00:16:47,216 --> 00:16:50,553
[laughing heartily]
448
00:16:50,553 --> 00:16:51,753
Oh, no!
449
00:16:51,754 --> 00:16:53,954
Draca, I’m so sorry.
450
00:16:54,924 --> 00:16:57,124
[engine rumbles]
451
00:16:58,928 --> 00:17:01,098
[engine starts, revs]
452
00:17:05,367 --> 00:17:07,277
[engine rumbles]
453
00:17:08,771 --> 00:17:10,701
[Draca sobs, sniffles]
454
00:17:10,706 --> 00:17:12,441
Aw, dang.
455
00:17:12,441 --> 00:17:13,809
That stinks.
456
00:17:13,809 --> 00:17:15,509
At least it’s no longer
my problem!
457
00:17:15,511 --> 00:17:18,180
Tuca? What about Draca
and Dapper Dog
458
00:17:18,180 --> 00:17:21,480
and the cactus family and me?
459
00:17:21,483 --> 00:17:22,751
[Speckle] Bertie!
460
00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:24,651
‐[dramatic music]
‐Bertie!
461
00:17:25,621 --> 00:17:27,551
Are you okay?
462
00:17:27,556 --> 00:17:30,659
Oh, sorry, I now realize
how dramatic this looks.
463
00:17:30,659 --> 00:17:31,819
Um...
464
00:17:31,827 --> 00:17:33,495
[sighs]
I’m sorry, Bertie.
465
00:17:33,495 --> 00:17:34,964
Without any creative
limitations,
466
00:17:34,964 --> 00:17:36,198
I... I became the worst,
467
00:17:36,198 --> 00:17:38,558
most masturbatory version
of myself.
468
00:17:38,567 --> 00:17:42,437
Yeah, you did get
kinda sploojazzy.
469
00:17:42,438 --> 00:17:44,673
Our house shouldn’t be
my masterpiece.
470
00:17:44,673 --> 00:17:45,573
I need your input
471
00:17:45,574 --> 00:17:47,409
so we can build
the best home together.
472
00:17:47,409 --> 00:17:49,309
Also, I got rid
of the glass toilet.
473
00:17:49,311 --> 00:17:53,511
Oh, well, hello, nasty princess.
474
00:17:53,515 --> 00:17:54,715
[groans]
475
00:17:54,717 --> 00:17:55,751
If you wanna give up the house
476
00:17:55,751 --> 00:17:57,751
and keep renting our apartment,
I understand.
477
00:17:57,753 --> 00:17:58,983
We can’t stay here.
478
00:17:58,988 --> 00:18:00,756
I mean, look at this place.
479
00:18:00,756 --> 00:18:02,925
[reverberating]
480
00:18:02,925 --> 00:18:04,159
[Speckle] Well, in that case...
481
00:18:04,159 --> 00:18:06,959
Bertie... will you choose
the doorknob
482
00:18:06,962 --> 00:18:08,692
for our new house?
483
00:18:08,697 --> 00:18:12,567
Oh, Speckle! Uh, let’s see...
how about this guy?
484
00:18:12,568 --> 00:18:14,103
[Speckle groans]
485
00:18:14,103 --> 00:18:15,333
What? Is it ugly?
486
00:18:15,337 --> 00:18:17,339
Oh, no, it’s gorgeous.
487
00:18:17,339 --> 00:18:20,209
It won Best Doorknob
of the year at The Knobbies.
488
00:18:20,209 --> 00:18:23,009
But it’s only available
from a store
489
00:18:23,012 --> 00:18:24,880
really far away.
490
00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:26,849
Oh, I can just pick
a different one.
491
00:18:26,849 --> 00:18:28,909
No, no. No, I’ll go pick one up.
492
00:18:28,917 --> 00:18:30,919
Okay, if it’s really no biggie.
493
00:18:30,919 --> 00:18:32,219
I’ll call you when I land!
494
00:18:32,221 --> 00:18:33,421
And when the boat docks.
495
00:18:33,422 --> 00:18:35,822
And after I reach
the first outpost. Love you!
496
00:18:36,659 --> 00:18:38,389
Love you too!
497
00:18:38,394 --> 00:18:41,330
It is the nicest doorknob.
498
00:18:41,330 --> 00:18:43,298
[singing]
♪ I’m eating an egg ♪
499
00:18:43,298 --> 00:18:47,728
♪ And I don’t mind eating
Somebody’s baby ♪
500
00:18:47,736 --> 00:18:50,439
♪ I’m a toucan
Do your research ♪
501
00:18:50,439 --> 00:18:53,839
♪ We eat other birds eggs ♪
502
00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:55,272
It’s not your fault, Tuca.
503
00:18:55,277 --> 00:18:56,412
Everyone else just needs
504
00:18:56,412 --> 00:18:58,912
to find a famous person
that lived in their apartment
505
00:18:58,914 --> 00:19:00,282
and they’ll all be fine.
506
00:19:00,282 --> 00:19:02,012
Don’t be so sure.
507
00:19:02,017 --> 00:19:03,952
Ah! Patricia Ramsey!
508
00:19:03,952 --> 00:19:05,120
That’s right!
509
00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:07,489
It’s so pleasurable
to be remembered.
510
00:19:07,489 --> 00:19:10,489
Now, take a gander
at your wall, darling.
511
00:19:10,492 --> 00:19:11,422
[gasps]
512
00:19:11,427 --> 00:19:14,229
Now, take a gander
at your wall, darling.
513
00:19:14,229 --> 00:19:15,429
Does that mean...
514
00:19:15,431 --> 00:19:18,000
You’re a part of this too, Tuca.
515
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,800
This place has been renovated
516
00:19:19,802 --> 00:19:24,702
and the rent has been raised
over and over and over again.
517
00:19:24,707 --> 00:19:26,208
For decades.
518
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:27,868
I’m no better than the moss!
519
00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:30,079
Or the gentrifiers!
520
00:19:30,079 --> 00:19:31,339
Ciao!
521
00:19:31,346 --> 00:19:32,881
I brought you more cupcakes!
[gasps]
522
00:19:32,881 --> 00:19:35,611
Wow, is that a ghost?
523
00:19:35,617 --> 00:19:38,327
[Tyler] This building just gets
cooler by the minute!
524
00:19:39,421 --> 00:19:41,521
This has all happened before.
525
00:19:41,523 --> 00:19:45,293
This displacement will keep
happening, all around us,
526
00:19:45,294 --> 00:19:46,729
in every city,
527
00:19:46,729 --> 00:19:49,929
and that’s the spookiest story
of them all.
528
00:19:49,932 --> 00:19:51,532
[gasps]
529
00:19:51,533 --> 00:19:52,763
[clatters]
530
00:19:52,768 --> 00:19:56,548
Okay, now, I’m going back
to Hell, for realsies.
531
00:19:57,673 --> 00:19:59,373
Bertie! Bertie! Bertie!
532
00:19:59,374 --> 00:20:01,110
Time to save the building!
533
00:20:01,110 --> 00:20:02,840
This whole place
is full of history!
534
00:20:02,845 --> 00:20:04,179
‐Eeep!
‐Ack!
535
00:20:04,179 --> 00:20:06,309
This is the room where
Dapper Dog
536
00:20:06,315 --> 00:20:08,550
tirelessly rehearsed
his one‐dog show!
537
00:20:08,550 --> 00:20:11,820
I still recall every syllable!
538
00:20:11,820 --> 00:20:13,250
Flash! I am born,
539
00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:15,255
lying on my mother’s
motherly bosom...
540
00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:16,358
It was bad!
541
00:20:16,358 --> 00:20:18,018
Historically bad!
542
00:20:18,026 --> 00:20:21,463
And here’s where Martha first
told her father to eff off!
543
00:20:21,463 --> 00:20:23,432
She was no longer
my little girl.
544
00:20:23,432 --> 00:20:26,468
She was my... my rude,
grown woman.
545
00:20:26,468 --> 00:20:29,298
Aw, shut the eff up, Dad!
546
00:20:29,304 --> 00:20:31,774
And this is where Draca
acquired her 78th turtle,
547
00:20:31,774 --> 00:20:34,443
just barely beating
the Bird Town Turtle Museum
548
00:20:34,443 --> 00:20:36,378
and the
Bird Town Turtle Emporium
549
00:20:36,378 --> 00:20:39,578
for the largest collection
of turtles in Bird Town!
550
00:20:39,581 --> 00:20:43,519
Why aren’t all these moments
worthy of preservation?
551
00:20:43,519 --> 00:20:46,549
[Tuca] Who’s to say these lives
aren’t historical?
552
00:20:46,555 --> 00:20:50,325
It’s people who imbue our
buildings with true importance.
553
00:20:50,325 --> 00:20:52,625
It’s people who make up a city.
554
00:20:52,628 --> 00:20:54,830
Without all of these
unique individuals,
555
00:20:54,830 --> 00:20:58,330
this building is just an empty,
lifeless husk.
556
00:20:58,333 --> 00:20:59,733
[sniffles, groans]
557
00:20:59,735 --> 00:21:00,935
[both sniffle]
558
00:21:00,936 --> 00:21:02,336
Oh, come on.
[sniffles]
559
00:21:02,337 --> 00:21:06,007
Oh, I wish I could help,
I really do.
560
00:21:06,008 --> 00:21:07,609
But surely, your speech
could move
561
00:21:07,609 --> 00:21:09,979
even the most emotionless
of building owners.
562
00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:15,150
No. It’s moss. It has no soul.
563
00:21:15,150 --> 00:21:16,750
So no movement on that front.
564
00:21:16,752 --> 00:21:17,920
Sorry!
565
00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:19,920
‐[Lalo] What?
‐This sucks.
566
00:21:19,922 --> 00:21:22,322
‐Oh, man!
‐It’s moss?
567
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:27,530
[somber music]
568
00:21:31,099 --> 00:21:32,659
Son, you may be a puppy
569
00:21:32,668 --> 00:21:34,803
but you’ll never be
an actor/playwright.
570
00:21:34,803 --> 00:21:35,933
[clinks]
571
00:21:36,839 --> 00:21:38,699
[somber music continues]
572
00:21:38,707 --> 00:21:39,747
[burbles]
573
00:21:40,909 --> 00:21:42,909
[wind gusts]
574
00:21:48,717 --> 00:21:49,657
‐Tuca.
‐Hmm?
575
00:21:51,987 --> 00:21:53,789
Can I still take you up on that?
576
00:21:53,789 --> 00:21:55,489
Yeah. It’ll be fun!
577
00:21:55,490 --> 00:21:56,790
Like a slumber party.
578
00:21:56,792 --> 00:21:59,461
I’ll even dip your hand
in warm water while you sleep
579
00:21:59,461 --> 00:22:00,929
so you pee the mattress.
580
00:22:00,929 --> 00:22:03,459
Uh, but that’s your mattress.
581
00:22:03,465 --> 00:22:05,165
What would you do then?
582
00:22:05,167 --> 00:22:06,501
I don’t know, Bertie.
583
00:22:06,501 --> 00:22:08,431
I just don’t know.
584
00:22:15,777 --> 00:22:18,413
‐[reverberating]
‐[moss squelches]
585
00:22:18,413 --> 00:22:20,783
[upbeat music]
586
00:22:49,912 --> 00:22:51,012
[blows air]
587
00:22:51,013 --> 00:22:52,043
[scrapes]