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Tuca & bertie ♪
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♪ bertie & tuca
and tuca & bertie ♪
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♪ tuca & bertie ♪
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‐♪ tuca ♪
‐♪ bertie ♪
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‐popcorn?
‐popped!
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‐lights?
‐dimmed!
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‐phones?
‐silenced!
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But still within reach
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In case the show you picked
is boring as hell
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What boring‐as‐hell show
did you pick?
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buried in oil.
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Everyone at work is obssessed
with this show
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It chronicles the 1998 oil spill
that killed 4,000 birds.
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The problem wasn’t
the drilling rig.
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The problem was society.
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Okay, i’m down to watch
some corruption.
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Just promise
you won’t fall asleep?
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Psssh, I wouldn’t do that!
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It’s nothing to be ashamed of.
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You’re a sleepy, sexy
grandma bird.
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Nice.
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You have tv‐induced narcolepsy!
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No way. I can stay awake!
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You’ve done the right thing.
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Tell my daughter that.
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Oh, wait, you can’t. She’s...
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Buried in oil.
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Do I know my baby bertie
or what?
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Ooh, i’ll bring her to bed
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While I test out
my new pedometer watch!
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Oooh.
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I sit so much at work,
I got this
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To encourage myself
to move more.
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Look, 16 steps so far!
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17, 18, 19!
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‐does it count farts?
‐uh, no.
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I don’t think so‐‐
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‐
‐ooh!
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Okay, cool, bye.
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G’night!
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Legs, stop being so kicky.
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Brain, stop being so thinky!
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Hey, do you need help?
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Yeah, i’m fine. I just...
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...fell out of this tree,
but i’m okay.
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Are you sure?
I could call someone
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Or take you to the hospital.
it looks bad.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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I’m, i’m... No, i’m good
on my own.
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Really, it’s no trouble.
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I’m okay, I don’t need any help!
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Okay, take care. Good night.
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I win.
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Pay up!
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You old pervert.
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‐
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Mm. Hmm.
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Ah‐um...
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Hmm.
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Hi, mamma. It’s tuca.
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Not much new since yesterday.
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It’s almost fall,
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the air is getting crispy
out here.
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Just like how we like
our french fries.
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I miss you.
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And now...
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I also miss french fries.
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Hey, leanne, the usual.
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Fries, extra crispy.
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A hardboiled egg, extra dry.
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And a bloody mary,
hold the vodka.
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Seriously, hold it,
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I don’t drink.
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Blend in the bacon.
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In a to‐go cup, por favor!
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Did you see
mr. macaw’s chest plume
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Peeking out of his shirt today?
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It’s so yellow.
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He’s old.
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He’s like 29.
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You’re so thirsty.
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You are!
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You’re so thirsty.
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Ho‐bag.
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I gotta go or dad will freak.
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Can you tip?
i’m out of new growth.
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Thanks.
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Stay gold, leanne.
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‐hey, you!
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Whatcha doing?
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I’m just walking. Can’t sleep.
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Me neither.
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Throw me up that toy airplane?
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I tried to make it fly.
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Ah! mayday, mayday!
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Woo‐hoo!
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‐oops.
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Speckle? what’s up?
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Okay. Catch ya later, speckle!
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attention, drugstore customers.
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please stop taking things off
of shelves, looking at them,
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then placing them
on different shelves.
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if you are here
to buy something,
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just buy it.
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Oh, my sister’s here!
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Visiting hours just ended.
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Didn’t stop me yesterday
and it won’t stop me tomorrow!
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Never change, iris!
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‐
‐hey, terry!
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Oh, good. You’re here.
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‐auntie tallulah is flatlining.
‐oh, no!
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I didn’t finish.
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Flatlining my will to live.
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Nice. You built up suspense.
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You can have her. I give up.
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Come on, puppies.
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Tucala. Come here, baby.
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Hey, auntie, what’s good?
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Bah, your sister’s such a rube!
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I asked her
to bring me my dressing gowns,
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but she brought
my evening gowns.
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If i’m gonna die,
at least let it be with dignity.
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And exotic silk.
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Come on, you’re not gonna die.
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Maybe I should’ve had babies,
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but my doctor told me
I had a mean uterus.
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Goes along with
the mean rest of you!
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Oh, tuca.
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You’re the only one
who understands me.
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Which is why I told terry
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You have power of attorney,
not her.
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Power of attorney? me?
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But terry’s the oldest,
shouldn’t she‐‐
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I want you.
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Uh... Uh... Okay, yeah.
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Yeah, I got this!
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Good. Now, did you bring
my "juice" ?
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I got it right here.
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Bottom shelf, baby.
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Cheap, but it does the job,
just like us.
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Now, I can sleep.
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Wow, power of attorney.
big responsibility.
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Interesting choice,
giving her alcohol.
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I see that shit go down here
all the time,
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just not usually
that flagrantly.
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I know, but it makes her happy.
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Why do you always get here
so late? are you nocturnal?
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Nah. I don’t sleep
during the day either.
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I believe the medical term is...
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"tired but still bangin’".
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That checks out.
I would know. I’m a nurse.
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Okay, tonight, I made coffee
to keep me awake.
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And instead of water,
I used other coffee.
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Coffee squared!
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We could watch something else!
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No way!
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Today, dirk was like...
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..."bertie, your frown face
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Looks just like mavis
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When she realized the oil
was still spilling."
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And everyone laughed.
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What did he mean?
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Do I have resting oil
spill face?
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Girl... Nah...
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Ready?
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Uh... Just... One moment.
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You okay, bertie‐ertie?
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Oh, man!
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‐okay! all set!
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‐not set!
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Hey, can I ask you something?
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Sure!
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My auntie gave me
power of attorney,
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what’s that?
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My auntie gave me
power of attorney,
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like she’s strangled unconscious
by a demented doctor?
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Right.
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And she can no longer
make decisions,
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then it’s up to you
to decide what to do!
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It’s a big deal that she
gave you that responsibility.
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Yeah! uh...
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‐cool!
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‐bertie!
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‐oh, hey, tuca.
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So, bertie, you know
my step tracker? get this.
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I got up and walked
to the vending machine
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Three times today.
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And it says I walked 12 miles!
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What?
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Wow! that’s great!
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Now can you both step away
from the door
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And also maybe
leave the building?
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‐well, i’m gonna hit the nest!
‐oh, i’ll go in the bedroom
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And turn on the noise machine.
for myself.
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Ugh!
I am incredibly alert
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For this experience!
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‐
‐nope.
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What’s all this?
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Duh, it’s
vintage sexy campy movie.
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It’s cool.
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It’s like sexy but like silly.
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We can watch it and process
our sexual feelings
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Without pressure
to actually have sex irl.
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‐hmm...
‐
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Hey, whoa, hey, excuse me?
whoa... Don’t... Uh... Mm...
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Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah...
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Shh, just come on...
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It’s biking... For everybody...
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It’s biking... For everybody...
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♪ let’s see your freaky side
come out ♪
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♪ you feel unchained
now don’t be feeble ♪
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♪ I wanna be a sexual eagle! ♪
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Honey, no!
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Oh, I can’t believe
i’ve never seen this before.
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This is horny as shit!
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Stop the film!
there’s a bird present
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Who’s never seen
vintage sexy campy movie!
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That’s me! is there a prize?
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We have a virgin in our midst
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And what do we do with virgins?
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Sacrifice. Sacrifice. Sacrifice.
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Lemme go! i’m not a virgin!
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‐
‐hey!
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So I haven’t seen it,
but I have had sex.
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So I haven’t seen it,
but I have had sex.
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Am I wrong?
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Sorry, that was me.
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I just dropped a pin.
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Also, i’m a virgin!
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I thought so.
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So y’all curious about sex?
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Listen to your auntie tuca,
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i’m gonna teach you more
than this movie ever could.
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By the power of attorney!
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Remember the three t’s.
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Trim, tease,
and only some teeth.
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And that’s [bleep]‐eating 101.
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Next week, I want a 1,500‐word
essay on hand jobs
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And their use
in erotic power structures.
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And don’t be trying
to plagiarize!
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I wrote all those entries
on dickipedia,
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i’ll be able to tell!
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Phew!
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Speckle, watch out!
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Thunkoo.
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I should probably
tell bertie about this.
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Hey, lady! tell me a story!
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Once there was a little boy
who went to sleep! the end!
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‐i don’t wanna sleep.
‐why not?
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I don’t like doing stuff
by myself.
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It’s not fair.
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My parents are nighttime friends
with each other.
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I wish I had a nighttime friend.
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Good point.
I have a daytime friend,
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but it’s not the same.
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Oh! oh! we could be
I hnighttime friends! nd,
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sounds creepy.
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Nope!
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You going by the hospital?
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You betcha, hop in.
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So, I always wondered,
do you guys actually clean?
263
00:13:33,055 --> 00:13:35,124
Or is this just a way
to ticket people
264
00:13:35,124 --> 00:13:36,892
Who forget to move their cars?
265
00:13:36,892 --> 00:13:38,794
Nobody thinks this job
is important,
266
00:13:38,794 --> 00:13:41,494
but this city would be filthy
without me.
267
00:13:43,833 --> 00:13:44,900
Whoa, dude, whoa!
268
00:13:44,900 --> 00:13:47,236
Filthy! filthy! filthy!
269
00:13:47,236 --> 00:13:49,846
‐all filthy!
‐
270
00:13:52,942 --> 00:13:55,511
You can’t do that!
a city needs its smut!
271
00:13:55,511 --> 00:13:56,746
It needs flavor!
272
00:13:56,746 --> 00:13:58,047
I’d like to clean you.
273
00:13:58,047 --> 00:14:01,283
Those short shorts should be
regular‐length shorts!
274
00:14:01,283 --> 00:14:03,085
Oh, hell no!
275
00:14:03,085 --> 00:14:04,285
‐
276
00:14:09,458 --> 00:14:10,488
Ow!
277
00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:15,698
The filth was inside me
all along!
278
00:14:15,698 --> 00:14:18,138
And it’s beautiful!
279
00:14:20,870 --> 00:14:22,071
There she is!
280
00:14:22,071 --> 00:14:24,006
A sight for tired eyes.
281
00:14:24,006 --> 00:14:25,541
Hey, auntie! what’s goin’ on?
282
00:14:25,541 --> 00:14:29,044
My dinner burned my mouth
and my feet are ice.
283
00:14:29,044 --> 00:14:31,714
I can do something about
your tootsies at least.
284
00:14:31,714 --> 00:14:33,916
Look at you, taking care of me.
285
00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:35,551
Feels like my birthday.
286
00:14:37,019 --> 00:14:40,222
And you always
bring me my juice!
287
00:14:40,222 --> 00:14:43,259
I require a heavy pour tonight.
288
00:14:43,259 --> 00:14:44,126
Well...
289
00:14:44,126 --> 00:14:46,128
‐surprise!
‐
290
00:14:46,128 --> 00:14:47,863
I didn’t bring a nightcap
291
00:14:47,863 --> 00:14:51,467
But he’s wearing a nightcap.
get it?
292
00:14:51,467 --> 00:14:53,235
You’re kidding, right?
293
00:14:53,235 --> 00:14:54,170
I was thinking.
294
00:14:54,170 --> 00:14:55,638
You gave me power of attorney
295
00:14:55,638 --> 00:14:58,307
And that means i’m supposed
to do what’s best for you.
296
00:14:58,307 --> 00:15:01,043
You’re here to get better,
right?
297
00:15:01,043 --> 00:15:02,912
Well, you sweet thing.
298
00:15:02,912 --> 00:15:04,580
You’re right.
299
00:15:04,580 --> 00:15:06,148
Thank you for looking out.
300
00:15:06,148 --> 00:15:09,285
Now, it’s been a day, baby.
301
00:15:09,285 --> 00:15:13,556
Give auntie some quiet
so she can rest, hmm?
302
00:15:13,556 --> 00:15:16,666
Sure, auntie. Sleep well, okay?
303
00:15:17,927 --> 00:15:19,762
Tuca, dear?
304
00:15:19,762 --> 00:15:21,263
Almost forgot.
305
00:15:21,263 --> 00:15:25,668
I’ve decided to give
the power of attorney to terry.
306
00:15:25,668 --> 00:15:26,735
Oh.
307
00:15:26,735 --> 00:15:28,337
Well, it’s for the best.
308
00:15:28,337 --> 00:15:30,940
You don’t want this
responsibility.
309
00:15:30,940 --> 00:15:33,209
I’m doing you a favor.
310
00:15:33,209 --> 00:15:36,212
Yeah, I mean,
I already have a job.
311
00:15:36,212 --> 00:15:38,347
Being the life of the party.
312
00:15:38,347 --> 00:15:39,482
Hey, hey!
313
00:15:39,482 --> 00:15:40,816
Atta girl.
314
00:15:40,816 --> 00:15:42,451
Now, here’s an easy job.
315
00:15:42,451 --> 00:15:46,655
Take these gowns
to that consignment shop uptown.
316
00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:48,190
Then bring me the cash.
317
00:15:48,190 --> 00:15:50,590
Um... Sure thing, tallulah.
318
00:15:52,795 --> 00:15:56,131
Hey. Wanna go look
at some babies?
319
00:15:57,233 --> 00:15:59,368
‐aww.
‐cute, huh?
320
00:16:13,349 --> 00:16:14,450
Gross!
321
00:16:15,384 --> 00:16:17,486
Gross!
322
00:16:17,486 --> 00:16:19,755
Sometimes, I wish
all of my patients
323
00:16:19,755 --> 00:16:21,056
Could be as sweet as these guys.
324
00:16:21,056 --> 00:16:22,396
You mean tallulah?
325
00:16:23,893 --> 00:16:25,628
Ah, don’t let her get to you.
326
00:16:25,628 --> 00:16:26,829
That’s just how she is.
327
00:16:26,829 --> 00:16:28,359
She’s a roast master!
328
00:16:48,784 --> 00:16:50,819
Okay, I took a power nap.
329
00:16:50,819 --> 00:16:53,155
I have zero poop left
in my body.
330
00:16:53,155 --> 00:16:54,423
I can do this.
331
00:16:54,423 --> 00:16:57,063
Speckle, we’re starting
the show!
332
00:16:58,460 --> 00:16:59,328
‐oh!
‐eep!
333
00:16:59,328 --> 00:17:01,096
What happened to your legs?
334
00:17:01,096 --> 00:17:02,298
The smartwatch was a bad idea.
335
00:17:02,298 --> 00:17:04,567
I’m getting too ripped.
you know?
336
00:17:04,567 --> 00:17:05,668
So jacked.
337
00:17:05,668 --> 00:17:07,038
Let me see something.
338
00:17:09,104 --> 00:17:10,940
Squeeze that corn, specko.
339
00:17:14,610 --> 00:17:17,446
Mmm, bootcut‐flavored!
340
00:17:17,446 --> 00:17:19,915
if he knows the truth,
we’re dead.
341
00:17:19,915 --> 00:17:22,284
We’re dead anyway! look around!
342
00:17:22,284 --> 00:17:25,020
I would,
but I can’t move my head.
343
00:17:25,020 --> 00:17:28,591
I think... I hate this show?
344
00:17:28,591 --> 00:17:29,491
It’s not good.
345
00:17:29,491 --> 00:17:31,460
I think... I hate this show?
346
00:17:31,460 --> 00:17:33,730
‐yeah!
‐i’ll get the jam!
347
00:17:42,504 --> 00:17:45,240
Remember uncle jerry,
the doctor?
348
00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:47,176
Well, he said I had
349
00:17:47,176 --> 00:17:48,577
A mean uter‐‐
350
00:17:48,577 --> 00:17:50,379
Mean uterus.
yeah, you’ve told me before.
351
00:17:50,379 --> 00:17:52,848
I brought the snacks
you asked for.
352
00:17:52,848 --> 00:17:55,084
These are the day chips.
353
00:17:55,084 --> 00:17:58,424
I asked for my evening chips!
354
00:18:00,856 --> 00:18:03,158
Where’s the other nurse
that usually works this shift?
355
00:18:03,158 --> 00:18:05,358
Kara? it’s her night off.
356
00:18:43,766 --> 00:18:45,801
Hey! watcha doing?
357
00:18:45,801 --> 00:18:46,735
Getting nurse stuff?
358
00:18:46,735 --> 00:18:49,004
Well, in addition
to being a nurse,
359
00:18:49,004 --> 00:18:51,340
I also happen to be a civilian
360
00:18:51,340 --> 00:18:53,308
Who has to buy
regular person stuff.
361
00:18:53,308 --> 00:18:55,044
But in this instance, yes,
362
00:18:55,044 --> 00:18:56,912
I happen to be
getting nurse stuff.
363
00:18:56,912 --> 00:19:00,412
Do you like hardboiled eggs?
364
00:19:03,719 --> 00:19:05,120
Mmm.
365
00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:06,590
‐mm‐hm.
‐mm.
366
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:16,198
Oh, he was my patient.
367
00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:18,000
And her. That guy too.
368
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,869
Wow, okay. These were
all my patients.
369
00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:22,271
I know this makes me seem bad
370
00:19:22,271 --> 00:19:23,372
At keeping people alive,
371
00:19:23,372 --> 00:19:25,407
but if you look at it
in context,
372
00:19:25,407 --> 00:19:27,476
I mean, we’re in a cemetery.
373
00:19:27,476 --> 00:19:28,610
Mm‐hmm.
374
00:19:28,610 --> 00:19:31,346
And my patients
are all really old.
375
00:19:31,346 --> 00:19:34,686
I dunno, seems like you might be
a bad nurse.
376
00:19:36,385 --> 00:19:38,854
Yo, spooky spirits,
377
00:19:38,854 --> 00:19:39,855
we’re chill,
378
00:19:39,855 --> 00:19:45,294
yo, spooky spirits,
379
00:19:45,294 --> 00:19:48,731
oh, ew, he’s like 35!
380
00:19:48,731 --> 00:19:49,798
Ew!
381
00:19:56,338 --> 00:19:58,941
Hey! will you sing me a lullaby?
382
00:19:58,941 --> 00:20:00,909
You’re always asking me
for stuff!
383
00:20:00,909 --> 00:20:02,544
I’m busy!
384
00:20:02,544 --> 00:20:07,049
♪ little bluebird
don’t be so blue ♪
385
00:20:07,049 --> 00:20:12,449
♪ sleep now, bluebird
tomorrow’s brand new ♪
386
00:20:13,655 --> 00:20:16,225
♪ you’re not alone, bluebird ♪
387
00:20:16,225 --> 00:20:18,393
♪ though lonely’s the trend ♪
388
00:20:18,393 --> 00:20:21,029
♪ we’re here with you, bird ♪
389
00:20:21,029 --> 00:20:24,900
♪ we’re your nighttime friends
390
00:20:24,900 --> 00:20:28,203
Hey, stop singing at our kid!
he’s only 15!
391
00:20:28,203 --> 00:20:29,471
Fifteen?
392
00:20:29,471 --> 00:20:31,671
I’m a late bloomer.
393
00:20:46,555 --> 00:20:49,224
Ha, they look like
they’re barfing!
394
00:20:49,224 --> 00:20:50,359
Violently!
395
00:20:50,359 --> 00:20:52,895
Blarf! blarf!
396
00:20:52,895 --> 00:20:54,296
So, do you live close by?
397
00:20:54,296 --> 00:20:56,165
In that lighthouse over there.
398
00:20:56,165 --> 00:20:57,933
I’m not the keeper, I rent.
399
00:20:57,933 --> 00:20:58,834
The spotlight’s annoying
400
00:20:58,834 --> 00:21:00,369
But since i’m at work
most nights,
401
00:21:00,369 --> 00:21:01,637
it doesn’t bother me.
402
00:21:01,637 --> 00:21:03,005
Cool!
403
00:21:03,005 --> 00:21:05,073
Hey, I was thinking...
404
00:21:05,073 --> 00:21:06,575
You’re right about my auntie.
405
00:21:06,575 --> 00:21:08,343
She’s always dicked me around.
406
00:21:08,343 --> 00:21:10,145
You’d think
i’d know better by now.
407
00:21:10,145 --> 00:21:12,347
Yeah, but you love her anyways.
408
00:21:12,347 --> 00:21:13,917
And that’s the nice thing
about you.
409
00:21:22,224 --> 00:21:27,296
‐mrow! mreow! mrow!
‐row! row! row!
410
00:21:27,296 --> 00:21:28,430
Tuca!
411
00:21:28,430 --> 00:21:31,967
Tell... Bertie... This... Shit.
412
00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:41,109
‐sleepy?
‐
413
00:21:41,109 --> 00:21:43,345
Actually, yeah.
414
00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:44,645
Come here.
415
00:21:47,082 --> 00:21:52,221
♪ nighttime’s only
a dark shade of blue ♪
416
00:21:52,221 --> 00:21:54,756
♪ and pretty soon, birdy ♪
417
00:21:54,756 --> 00:21:57,626
♪ bright blues
will shine through ♪
418
00:21:57,626 --> 00:22:01,363
♪ so sleep little bluebird ♪
419
00:22:01,363 --> 00:22:04,499
♪ sleep bitty bluebird ♪
420
00:22:04,499 --> 00:22:09,299
♪ until that cool hue ♪