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♪ Bertie & Tuca
And Tuca & Bertie ♪
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♪ Tuca & Bertie ♪
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‐♪ Tuca ♪
‐♪ Bertie ♪
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What a wonderful
regenerative way
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to end the weekend.
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No obligations. No plans.
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That’s why I chose to live
a healthy, zero‐plan lifestyle.
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‐What’s that cloud?
‐Oh.
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Huh. It’s all looming
and portend‐y.
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Hi, Dirk. Could you not
do that right now?
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No dice, pumpkin spice.
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Helps me focus.
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Yeah, about that,
I noticed a lot of typos
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in the last report you filed.
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Hey, it’s not my fault,
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I don’t know how to use
an Oxford comma.
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I only know Princeton commas.
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And a year off
in Europe apostrophes.
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Can you just fix it, please?
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Ugh! Fine!
After this free throw.
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Swish!
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Bertie, you’re shimmering
so brightly this morning!
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Oh, sorry! Just finishing up!
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Try one!
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Oh, my god.
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Babe, you’re gonna sell
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like a million of these
at work today.
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Babe, you’re gonna sell
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Yeah! Let’s cake it
till we make it.
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What "office supplies"
do you need?
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I’ll take two binders
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and a ream
of your special paper.
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‐And a stapler.
‐Hmm.
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‐Mmm.
‐Ew.
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Uh, hey, Tuca, we’re running low
on "binders" so‐‐
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‐Tuca, what are you doing here?
‐Eep!
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It’s, uh, Bring Your Toucan
to Work Day?
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‐It is?
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Harold, get down here
immediately.
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I don’t care about your job.
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I need my toucan at work today
and that’s you!
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Sorry, everyone.
My friend needs me.
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Oh, it’s okay.
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Friends come first.
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Whew! That was a close one!
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Man, we barely break
even on these,
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but I don’t care.
I love this shit!
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Duh! It’s your passion!
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Baking makes your blood run hot!
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It does. It gets me so hot!
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I wish I had
a driving force like that.
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A thing I’m so good at,
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I wish I had
a driving force like that.
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But I’m equally exemplary
at all things!
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Damn my extreme competencery!
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‐
‐Mm‐mm.
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Bertie, you’re on your own
for the rest of the week.
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I gotta root out my own passion,
like a passion pig.
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‐Okay!
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Hmm. Garbage collector.
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I could easily get carried away
with any of these jobs.
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Hey! The sign factory is hiring!
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Imagine all
the crazy signs I could make.
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Stupid Street!
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Eh! Hey! Watch it!
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Stop!
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Okay, now you go.
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You turn left.
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Okay, now hold for pedestrians.
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Come on through!
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Yeah!
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Hey! You know what it is!
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It’s Brangley Brangalang
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and this is called
"Running with Bucket Feet".
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Yeah!
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Oh, um, I reserved
this conference room.
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All right. Got it, Mom.
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First, just one more video?
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Please, Mom?
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Please, Mommy?
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You are my birth mother
and I am your widdle baby.
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Can we watch another video,
pwetty pwease?
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Ugh, fine. Jeezus!
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Hey! Oh! Whoa!
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‐Okay, that was so funny.
‐ Hey!
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Haha, now let’s turn it off.
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‐
‐I gotta give
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a slide presentation
for the ad clients
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‐to understand our... The...
‐ Hello, and welcome back
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to Tasty Bakes, hosted by me,
Pastry Pete.
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You may remember
I was recently "canceled"
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due to a pattern
of alleged behavior
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towards several
non‐famous women.
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I want to respond
by saying, "I’m sorry."
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But I don’t just want to say it
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I want to bake it!
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With my new recipe
for "I’m Sorry" Strudels.
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Step one.
You must be accused
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of doing something
vaguely bad...
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Uh, Bertie...
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Didn’t you used to work
for that guy?
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After your dessert
and the alleged victims
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have cooled off,
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you move on, a changed man.
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Remember, it’s easy to cancel,
it’s sophisticated to forgive!
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So smash that subscribe button!
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Dirk’s driving me nuts.
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Men think they can just
walk all over you,
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waste your time,
and make you feel small,
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and they think they can do
whatever they want
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just because they taught you
how to bake!
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‐Bake?
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How about we try something?
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This is super cool.
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It’s a therapy technique
called "Inner Bird Systems".
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Let’s get under the hood
and poke around!
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Okay.
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Close your eyes.
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Clear your mind.
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Now, visualize
a version of yourself
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who could easily
handle your anxiety
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and deal with men like Dirk.
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Mm.
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You can picture anyone
andin the world, Bertie.irk.
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Anyone or anything.
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‐Sup.
‐Uh...
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What do you see?
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It’s... it’s just a bro...
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The name’s Kyle.
Don’t wear it out!
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A bro? What’s this bro doing?
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He’s just, uh, chillin’.
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Chillin’ like a good guy, or...
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No. Like a villain.
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Interesting.
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Every other time
I’ve tried this,
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people just picture themselves
in a power suit.
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Go. Now you.
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Don’t be shy. I see you!
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Go ahead and accelerate, boo!
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Oh, hey! You almost hit
my sexy new sports car!
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Nobody’s impressed
by your car, dude!
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There.
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Now it’s not perfect
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so you don’t have
to worry anymore!
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Oh, my god.
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Heck, yeah! I’m free!
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Thank you, traffic lady!
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Glory be!
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Our goddess of the road!
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Yeah, we can totally
hook you up with that, my man.
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Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool...
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Dirk, could you stop dribbling
for a minute?
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‐I just have a headache and‐‐
‐Ugh.
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Gonna have to call you back.
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Don’t let the PC Police
hear you say that.
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All right.
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‐Catch ya later.
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There. Happy?
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I, uh, that’s not what I meant.
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Hey, Kyle, do you have a minute?
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Sure. Whatever’s clever.
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I just need help articulating
an argument
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so that Dirk empathizes with‐‐
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Nah, dude,
just go like... "bro?"
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‐That’s it?
‐Shyeah.
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It’s a wicked versatile word.
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Um... bro?
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Bro?
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Bro. Brah.
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Bro.
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Tsk. Bro!
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‐Hey, man, I’m back.
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Let’s do it to it.
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Kyle, that was amazing!
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It’s no big whoop.
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I can’t believe
that actually worked.
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You’re like my secret power!
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Yah. I’m good
at a lot of things.
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Like people tell me
I’d be good at stand‐up
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’cause I’m always
filling silences
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with like really funny jokes.
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‐Hey, Bertie.
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Oh, are, are you sure?
I have them right‐‐
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Okay, thanks, bye!
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I don’t need them anymore.
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Eek!
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Argh!
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You’re buying stuff
at Pastry Pete’s?
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How could you?
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Oh, yeah. He did
something bad, right?
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It’s so hard to keep track!
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He was a huge creep to me.
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And to other women!
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Well, he did say sorry.
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I mean, what do you want?
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Do you expect people like him
to just disappear?
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Yeah. Yes!
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They should get sent to...
like an island
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for bad men!
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Hmm... no.
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That, that’s not quite right.
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Fancy an afternoon "calculator"?
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No?
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Need any "binders"?
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They’re blueberry... Okay, jeez!
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If only I had a pastry
that could compete
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with Pastry Pete’s stupid,
gimmicky atonement donuts.
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Yah, you need a product
that like,
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cuts through the noise
of the pastry industry.
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Like what?
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I dunno. Baking’s for girls!
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No. No.
Not quite right.
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I like how cans crush.
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Hmm.
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Whoa, that looks sick.
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This is dope.
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Gets me frickin’ pumped!
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Ultra pumped!
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Eep!
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‐You’re big.
‐Shyeah.
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Now, it’ll be easier for me
to help you.
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Oh. Dope!
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‐Uh, what’s going on?
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Kyle’s helping me scale up
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by ditching
my gourmet ingredients.
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Ooh. Kyle.
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‐Who is Kyle again?
‐Sup.
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He’s a guy Bertie created
in therapy.
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How did you know, Tuca?
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He’s just one
of the many basic brodies
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I follow on social media.
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Hey, whatchu working
on there, chief?
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Not much.
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Just helping this chick
by putting rad art on her wall.
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Aw, it’s like having a stepson
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I don’t understand
or relate to at all.
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You need any help, buddy?
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I’m gonna go get my level,
okay, pal?
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Whatever tops your pizza,
my dude.
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So... you look strong.
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Yeah. My muscles
are my main hobby.
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Bertie, can I borrow him
for a night of meaningless sex
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to help relieve the stress
of my important new job?
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Hmm. Uh...
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He’s a facet of myself
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and projection
of my own insecurity.
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Why’d you project him
to be so hot?
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That’s on you.
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‐Come on. Giddy‐up!
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Tuca! Don’t have sex
with my inner bird!
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Too late! Already did!
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The people need me
to exert power
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over the congested chaos
of their lives.
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Does it make me feel good?
I won’t lie.
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Yes. Yes, it does.
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But power carries weight.
264
00:13:27,583 --> 00:13:29,983
Should I use
that power responsibly?
265
00:13:29,985 --> 00:13:33,422
Or should I have
a little fun, Tuca‐style?
266
00:13:34,523 --> 00:13:36,659
Wow. I don’t understand you,
267
00:13:36,659 --> 00:13:39,159
but... I respect you.
268
00:13:39,161 --> 00:13:42,031
I wanna support you
while you follow your dreams.
269
00:13:42,031 --> 00:13:43,899
I wanna build a life with you
270
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and take care of all
the housework and childcare
271
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while you rise in power.
272
00:13:47,770 --> 00:13:49,070
Is this love?
273
00:13:50,373 --> 00:13:52,373
You! Hot dumbass! Leave!
274
00:13:52,375 --> 00:13:53,509
Yes, ma’am.
275
00:13:58,214 --> 00:14:00,783
Thank you, come again!
276
00:14:00,783 --> 00:14:01,951
Oh!
277
00:14:05,321 --> 00:14:07,321
I’m still not sure
about this design.
278
00:14:07,323 --> 00:14:10,023
‐It’s so...
‐
279
00:14:10,025 --> 00:14:11,394
...confrontational.
280
00:14:11,394 --> 00:14:12,661
Don’t worry, babe.
281
00:14:23,406 --> 00:14:25,506
I am frickin’ pumped!
282
00:14:25,508 --> 00:14:29,145
Cock‐a‐doodledoo!
283
00:14:29,145 --> 00:14:30,245
Oh!
284
00:14:30,246 --> 00:14:32,446
‐Yes.
‐
285
00:14:32,448 --> 00:14:34,583
You want more? Here you go.
286
00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:35,983
Thanks!
287
00:14:35,985 --> 00:14:37,485
Have a good one, bro!
288
00:14:37,486 --> 00:14:43,225
‐Bro!
‐Bro!
289
00:14:43,225 --> 00:14:46,862
♪ And you can be a bro
If you wanna be one! ♪
290
00:14:46,862 --> 00:14:49,598
♪ I can be a bro?
I don’t understand! ♪
291
00:14:49,598 --> 00:14:51,328
♪ Girl, there’s all
Kinds of bros ♪
292
00:14:51,333 --> 00:14:53,068
♪ All across the bro land! ♪
293
00:14:53,068 --> 00:14:54,198
♪ Bro, bro ♪
294
00:14:54,203 --> 00:14:56,203
♪ All across the bro land! ♪
295
00:14:56,205 --> 00:14:57,605
♪ Host talk shows can be bros ♪
296
00:14:57,606 --> 00:14:59,341
♪ Men who shove, men who reign
297
00:14:59,341 --> 00:15:00,771
♪ Men unloved, men ordained ♪
298
00:15:00,776 --> 00:15:05,481
♪ A bro’s a shmoe
Who can do anything! ♪
299
00:15:05,481 --> 00:15:07,950
♪ Or you could be
A simple sweetie ♪
300
00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:09,718
♪ And still uphold
The patriarchy! ♪
301
00:15:09,718 --> 00:15:12,318
♪ We live life, free of strife
302
00:15:12,321 --> 00:15:15,821
♪ If bros don’t like their wage
They can just ask for raises! ♪
303
00:15:15,825 --> 00:15:17,393
♪ Now she’s got it! ♪
304
00:15:17,393 --> 00:15:19,393
But being a bro
isn’t always easy.
305
00:15:19,395 --> 00:15:20,863
It’s not?
306
00:15:20,863 --> 00:15:23,532
♪ Despite my status
Wealth and age ♪
307
00:15:23,532 --> 00:15:26,669
♪ I’m still
A bitter ball of rage! ♪
308
00:15:26,669 --> 00:15:29,939
♪ Why are all my jokes
So sexist? ♪
309
00:15:29,939 --> 00:15:32,908
♪ Out in public, I’m a leftist
310
00:15:32,908 --> 00:15:35,908
♪ My dad told me
Boys don’t cry ♪
311
00:15:35,911 --> 00:15:39,081
♪ So I keep my eye‐holes dry ♪
312
00:15:39,081 --> 00:15:44,221
♪ Feel sad when drunk
And don’t know why ♪
313
00:15:46,021 --> 00:15:49,421
♪ But enough pity parties
I’m sick of despair! ♪
314
00:15:49,425 --> 00:15:52,261
♪ Why don’t we all look
At that chick over there? ♪
315
00:15:52,261 --> 00:15:55,861
♪ Look at her
So sweet and happy! ♪
316
00:15:55,865 --> 00:15:58,865
♪ She must be why
You feel so crappy! ♪
317
00:15:58,868 --> 00:16:02,071
♪ Oh, I don’t know
My head is spinning! ♪
318
00:16:02,071 --> 00:16:05,801
♪ If she’s not losing
Then you aren’t winning! ♪
319
00:16:05,808 --> 00:16:08,444
♪ Boys, line up! ♪
320
00:16:12,348 --> 00:16:16,051
♪ You can kick down any doors!
321
00:16:16,051 --> 00:16:19,921
♪ You gotta fight
And win your wars! ♪
322
00:16:19,922 --> 00:16:23,822
♪ Be a bro
And get what’s yours! ♪
323
00:16:23,826 --> 00:16:26,262
So, you work here long,
beautiful?
324
00:16:26,262 --> 00:16:27,530
How can I help you today?
325
00:16:27,530 --> 00:16:29,160
I must make a simple choice.
326
00:16:29,164 --> 00:16:31,400
To become someone
who says noice.
327
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:33,700
I’ll wear the pants
of the cargo.
328
00:16:33,702 --> 00:16:35,732
I’ll be a bird who is a...
329
00:16:35,738 --> 00:16:40,042
♪ She’ll be a bird who is a...
330
00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:42,372
‐ ♪ Bro ♪
‐
331
00:16:42,378 --> 00:16:44,246
‐One moment.
‐
332
00:16:44,246 --> 00:16:45,681
Hi, Pastry Pete.
333
00:16:45,681 --> 00:16:47,750
Yeah, I know sales
are down today,
334
00:16:47,750 --> 00:16:50,480
but, but it’s not my... Okay.
335
00:16:50,486 --> 00:16:52,154
Bye.
336
00:16:52,154 --> 00:16:53,789
Aw, what’s wrong?
337
00:16:53,789 --> 00:16:56,019
You look prettier
when you smile.
338
00:16:59,862 --> 00:17:02,262
‐
339
00:17:07,303 --> 00:17:09,572
‐
‐Only red cars!
340
00:17:09,572 --> 00:17:11,602
Now only black cars.
341
00:17:11,607 --> 00:17:13,509
No silver sedans
shall pass today,
342
00:17:13,509 --> 00:17:14,609
find a new route!
343
00:17:14,610 --> 00:17:16,378
‐
‐Hey, you!
344
00:17:16,378 --> 00:17:17,778
That truck is a Sunday truck!
345
00:17:17,780 --> 00:17:18,910
What’s a Sunday truck?
346
00:17:18,914 --> 00:17:22,514
That truck is a Sunday truck!
347
00:17:22,518 --> 00:17:24,253
It’s Thursday, you silly bitch!
348
00:17:24,253 --> 00:17:25,120
Oh, no!
349
00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:26,550
It’s Thursday, you silly bitch!
350
00:17:26,555 --> 00:17:28,123
they’ll disown me!
351
00:17:28,123 --> 00:17:29,323
Ah!
352
00:17:29,325 --> 00:17:31,225
‐
353
00:17:31,226 --> 00:17:33,062
You! Waddle faster!
354
00:17:33,062 --> 00:17:35,562
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
355
00:17:35,564 --> 00:17:37,633
‐
356
00:17:37,633 --> 00:17:39,501
Whoa!
357
00:17:39,501 --> 00:17:41,431
You. You. Bumper cars.
358
00:17:41,437 --> 00:17:42,504
‐
‐Let’s see it!
359
00:17:46,408 --> 00:17:47,638
‐
‐Ew!
360
00:17:47,643 --> 00:17:49,043
You’re mad with power!
361
00:17:51,914 --> 00:17:54,114
I’ll be right back,
I’m just gonna go get lunch.
362
00:17:58,921 --> 00:18:01,290
What an amazing lunch break!
363
00:18:01,290 --> 00:18:02,920
Now to resume my duties as...
364
00:18:02,925 --> 00:18:03,859
Aah!
365
00:18:03,859 --> 00:18:05,019
What the dick is this?
366
00:18:05,027 --> 00:18:08,297
Ah, the stop signs the city
ordered finally arrived.
367
00:18:08,297 --> 00:18:11,300
Turns out there was an issue
with the new guy they hired down
368
00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:12,760
at the sign factory.
369
00:18:12,768 --> 00:18:14,603
Dear Automobilist,
370
00:18:14,603 --> 00:18:16,472
you are hereby mandated
371
00:18:16,472 --> 00:18:18,440
to discontinue the generation
372
00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:20,770
of forward motion vis‐a‐vis
373
00:18:20,776 --> 00:18:23,786
your motorized carriage
expeditiously!
374
00:18:26,749 --> 00:18:28,579
This passionless
375
00:18:28,584 --> 00:18:30,119
yet graceful stop sign
376
00:18:30,119 --> 00:18:32,349
does a better civic duty
than I ever could.
377
00:18:32,354 --> 00:18:33,422
For now.
378
00:18:33,422 --> 00:18:35,922
does a better civic duty
than I ever could.
379
00:18:35,924 --> 00:18:37,893
won’t go mad with power too.
380
00:18:37,893 --> 00:18:39,393
I see you, Stop Sign!
381
00:18:57,413 --> 00:18:58,713
Eep! Stop!
382
00:18:58,714 --> 00:19:01,350
Trust me, you do not want to
sell those!
383
00:19:01,350 --> 00:19:02,680
Back off, bitch!
384
00:19:03,886 --> 00:19:06,226
Whoa, these taste extra gloopy!
385
00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:09,925
Ew. Loogie strudels!
386
00:19:09,925 --> 00:19:11,660
‐
387
00:19:11,660 --> 00:19:13,990
I’m a pyromania bro!
388
00:19:15,431 --> 00:19:16,598
‐Hey, Bertie.
‐
389
00:19:16,598 --> 00:19:18,058
I came to check out
your new cart.
390
00:19:18,067 --> 00:19:22,104
Oh, you’ve taken it in a really
interesting direction
391
00:19:22,104 --> 00:19:23,972
and you have my full support.
392
00:19:23,972 --> 00:19:27,810
No, Tuca. This is bad!
Really bad! I need help!
393
00:19:29,778 --> 00:19:32,238
Hmm. If I use
my traffic cop skills,
394
00:19:32,247 --> 00:19:35,784
will I once again be consumed
by my own lust for power?
395
00:19:35,784 --> 00:19:38,384
Or can I channel it
for the benefit of society?
396
00:19:38,387 --> 00:19:41,323
Is that not the lie
all dictators tell themselves
397
00:19:41,323 --> 00:19:43,592
as they begin their
dark journey towards‐‐ Ow!
398
00:19:43,592 --> 00:19:46,292
‐Hard nope!
‐
399
00:19:59,708 --> 00:20:03,378
Bro, gentle. Gentle.
400
00:20:06,448 --> 00:20:08,708
Wow! How did you do that?
401
00:20:08,717 --> 00:20:09,918
I’m fluent in bro!
402
00:20:09,918 --> 00:20:11,078
I took a night class.
403
00:20:11,086 --> 00:20:15,224
Now, shush, this is just
gonna hurt for a moment.
404
00:20:17,359 --> 00:20:20,129
‐
405
00:20:30,639 --> 00:20:31,499
You gonna rebuild your cart?
406
00:20:35,444 --> 00:20:38,544
I think integrity is more
important to me than crushing.
407
00:20:38,547 --> 00:20:39,948
You’re too sensitive to handle
408
00:20:39,948 --> 00:20:41,848
that much lime green
graphic design.
409
00:20:41,850 --> 00:20:44,780
Bro taste is truly ass gross.
410
00:20:44,787 --> 00:20:48,690
Just super, duper, ass gross.
411
00:20:48,690 --> 00:20:49,958
Mm‐hm.
412
00:20:57,533 --> 00:20:59,668
Holland. I’m coming clean.
413
00:21:00,769 --> 00:21:02,099
I’ve been secretly
selling pastries
414
00:21:02,104 --> 00:21:04,104
around the office
as a side business.
415
00:21:04,106 --> 00:21:05,806
I understand
if you need me to resign.
416
00:21:05,808 --> 00:21:07,776
‐Well, that’s all right.
‐It is?
417
00:21:07,776 --> 00:21:09,176
Everyone has
a side hustle, Bertie.
418
00:21:09,178 --> 00:21:11,046
I spend hours every workday
419
00:21:11,046 --> 00:21:12,846
making cuckoo clock
wristwatches.
420
00:21:12,848 --> 00:21:15,017
Side gig! Side gig!
421
00:21:15,017 --> 00:21:16,318
I just had an idea.
422
00:21:16,318 --> 00:21:19,788
What if I baked all our
employee birthday cakes?
423
00:21:19,788 --> 00:21:21,948
You could pay me from
the office party budget.
424
00:21:21,957 --> 00:21:23,091
Bloody good idea, Bertie.
425
00:21:23,091 --> 00:21:24,760
Next Monday is Dirk’s birthday!
426
00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:27,029
Oh! Uh...
427
00:21:27,029 --> 00:21:28,989
He asked for a cake
in the shape of a football
428
00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:31,537
with the words, "You are loved."
429
00:21:34,369 --> 00:21:37,199
Dirk, you are loved.
You are loved.
430
00:21:37,206 --> 00:21:39,975
Your mommy and daddy are very
proud of you, little Dirky.
431
00:21:39,975 --> 00:21:41,445
You got it!
432
00:21:45,647 --> 00:21:48,217
‐
433
00:21:48,217 --> 00:21:49,751
What’s up, Kyle?
434
00:21:49,751 --> 00:21:51,820
So bored.
435
00:21:51,820 --> 00:21:53,088
What should I do now?
436
00:21:53,088 --> 00:21:54,618
Hmm.
437
00:21:55,624 --> 00:21:57,459
There you go, bro.
438
00:21:57,459 --> 00:21:58,889
Aw, sick!
439
00:22:37,733 --> 00:22:39,563
I don’t know what it is, doc.
440
00:22:39,568 --> 00:22:42,738
I feel like I fail
at everything I try
441
00:22:42,738 --> 00:22:45,707
and I just wanna
be good at something.
442
00:22:45,707 --> 00:22:46,808
Oh!