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Okay, so, I know this is
my first time
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doing therapy in decades,
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and, look, I’m nervous,
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but, uh, there’s
a strong aroma...
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Eh, am I recalling
a repressed memory?
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That’s Resignation
and Cautious Hope.
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Essential oils.
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I have a diffuser.
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So, Roberta Songthrush...
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‐It’s Bertie.
‐Bertie.
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You’re 31, you work
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at a magazine publisher
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but run a baking business
out of your apartment.
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You feel guilty for not
composting your kitchen scraps.
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You want therapy because you
suffer severe panic attacks
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brought on by crippling anxiety
and lingering trauma.
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Standard stuff. Tell me about
the people closest to you.
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Well, Tuca’s my best friend.
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We hang out constantly.
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She knows all three
of my secrets.
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She’s my socialist
elected president.
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We’re just like this, you know?
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Tuca. Got it. Anyone else?
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Hmm. Oh, yeah.
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Oh, my boyfriend
of five years. Speckle.
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We live together.
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It’s clear that Tuca
is a toxic element in your life
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and you need to cut her out.
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Plus, your names sound wrong
together.
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Tuca and Bertie.
Tuca and Bertie.
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Bertie and Tuca?
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No, that doesn’t work either.
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Tuca and...
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♪ Tuca & Bertie, Tuca & Bertie
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♪ Bertie & Tuca
And Tuca & Bertie ♪
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♪ Tuca & Bertie ♪
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‐ ♪ Tuca ♪
‐ ♪ Bertie ♪
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You want me to cut Tuca?
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Out of your life, yes.
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And ditch the boyfriend, too.
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I suggest
a full relationship detox.
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That’s terrible advice!
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What kind of therapist are you?
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I specialize
in severing attachments.
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Didn’t your co‐worker Claudette
tell you
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when she gave you the referral?
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Uh, Claudette didn’t
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and, now that
I’m thinking about it,
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hasn’t otherwise spoken to me
in three years.
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Mm‐hmm. We felt your energy
was negative to her growth.
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I’m gonna take off.
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Aah! That’s the spirit!
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Cut me out of your life!
Start fresh!
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What a loon!
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Right? I mean, who knew
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finding a good therapist
would be this hard?
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What do you need
a therapist for?
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Just do what I do.
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Spew all those bad feelings
into a cup,
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turn it over,
and push it behind the toilet.
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I feel great!
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I need a professional, Tuca.
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You know, if your car’s broken,
you go to a mechanic.
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Well, my brains are broken.
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Speckle planned this nice
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anniversary dinner
tomorrow night
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and it should be no big deal,
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but even that’s giving me
gut cramps and beak sweats!
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I just need to see a good shrink
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for like a session or two,
then boom!
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No more panic attacks! Easy!
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Aw, I thought I was your
panic mechanic!
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I can’t always rely on you.
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Plus, you’re busy going
on all your dates!
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Online dating sucks.
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I can’t encapsulate my raw,
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enigmatic allure in a profile.
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I don’t need more love!
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My heart is like a training bra.
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You can only fit
so much titty in there.
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I already love you so much,
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I don’t have space in my heart
for anyone else.
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You’re still wearing
training bras?
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I’m still learning!
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I’m no Dr. Esther Emu
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but sounds like you’re denying
your emotional needs.
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Dr. Esther Emu?
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but sounds like you’re denying
your emotional needs.
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And when he calls you
a little baby bird‐child,
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how do you feel?
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And when he calls you
a little baby bird‐child,
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Aw, shit, Bertie!
We’re in an intersection!
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I’d see her,
but she’s all booked up.
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Now how am I supposed to know
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which of these other shrinks
are any good?
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Same deal
with these dating sites.
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These people either look
too outdoorsy,
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or way too indoorsy.
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I wish I could date
a group of people all at once
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and eliminate them one by one...
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Like a reality show.
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Yeah, I wish I could date
a bunch of therapists
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and then just choose one.
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Oh, you can.
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You’re free to see as many
therapists as you’d like.
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Be a cognitive behavioral slut!
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Oh, don’t you want me
to choose you?
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I could be the best therapist
in the world
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and still not be right for you.
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So what’s making you anxious
lately?
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Oh, you know,
just the usual stuff.
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Also, Speckle and I
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are celebrating our anniversary
tomorrow night.
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That seems like something
you could keep low key.
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Too late.
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Uh, Bertie.
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I got us a spot at Two Twigs,
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the hippest new restaurant
in Bird Town.
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I called every day for a month
and it finally worked,
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when I abbreviated reservation
to res.
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Then they knew I was cool.
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Uh, that sounds intimidating.
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Yup! I can’t wait!
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Yup! I can’t wait!
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to keep this night
from being perfect!
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Look, I know it’s silly,
but... I can’t stop worrying
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I’m gonna have a panic attack
and ruin our anniversary.
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So what normally happens
when you panic?
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Well, Speckle and Tuca help me.
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Which is terrible.
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I’m such a burden on them.
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Like if I bomb this dinner,
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Speckle will for sure dump me
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and get
a super chill girlfriend,
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and she’ll be Tuca’s
new best friend...
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I know how to surf.
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And I never shit.
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Tuca and Speckle haven’t
dumped you yet...
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But they will.
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I’m like a haunted house.
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I look charming on the outside,
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but the more I let
other people in,
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the more they’ll see
what I’m really like.
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And it’ll be too much
because I’m freakin’ haunted.
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Maybe they wanna go
into a haunted house?
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And they wanna help?
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I’ve got like creepy girls
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facing the corner
with no face and shit!
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You don’t have to fix yourself
before letting them in.
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Nope. Nope. I didn’t come here
to not fix myself.
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I could have done that
in not‐therapy.
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I’m here because I’m fixin’
to get fixed!
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If you can’t help me,
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I’ll just keep trying other
therapists.
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Totally cool.
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We’ve got 20 minutes left
on the clock
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so I’m gonna watch
pottery fail videos
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if you wanna join me.
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The pot was so beautiful
and now it’s mud.
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It’s just freaking mud!
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‐Y’all here for a date with me?
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I sure am!
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Oh, I see... I see everyone is.
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Wowzers, this is a development!
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Well, toot toot,
ya crazy romantics!
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And get on the Sex Bus!
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Uh, I was just waiting
for my bus! To go home?
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You’re not going home
until you compete
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for my casual interest,
you little cutie.
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I have a husband!
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All aboard!
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Welcome to Sex Bus!
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All of you have
an equal chance at winning.
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Except you.
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I’m sorry, I can already tell
this isn’t gonna work out.
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I’m getting bad vibes
right away.
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Is it the eyebrow ring?
It’s fake.
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Uh... and your voice.
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Look, I hate to do this...
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Well, screw you, Tucaloo!
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Come on, I’m a great lady!
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Ew, and your personality! Bleh!
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It’s all bad.
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‐You’re eliminated.
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But, silver lining,
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I need a bus driver!
You’re hired.
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Maybe, in the end,
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you’ll realize it was me
you loved all along?
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Woof. Definitely not.
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There are so many therapists.
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How do you choose one?
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Ooh.
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Argh!
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Hey, Claudette. Cute outfit!
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Your therapist referral sucked.
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Argh!
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Bertie, what are you doing?
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Bertie! What have you done?
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Ah, Bertie, I was just not
thinking about you.
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How can I help you
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and/or get you out of my office
quickly?
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Hey, Holland!
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and/or get you out of my office
quickly?
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Psychological emergency!
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Ah, I’m in full support
of employees
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taking mental health days.
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Cuts down
on the number of incidents.
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Well, let me know if you have
a therapist you like.
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’Cause, uh, I’m on the hunt.
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Oh, no, I’m British and over 60.
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I’ve never even considered
going to a "funny doctor".
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I’m very happy.
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Okay. Well. See you tomorrow!
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Come on, Holly,
be a good soldier.
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Your ex remarried. She’s happy!
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Here’s the deal.
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I just want a surefire way
to fix panic attacks.
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By 6:00 p. m. today.
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And, go!
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Transitional object work.
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Take this crystal.
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When you feel anxious,
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hold the crystal in your hand.
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Can I keep this?
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I’ll add it to your bill.
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To manually reset your
socially neurotic brain,
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repeat whatever it is
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your conversation partner
is saying.
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Repeat whatever it is
your partner is saying.
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Okay. Stop repeating me.
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Stop repeating me.
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You are
a very handsome therapist?
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What?
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When I feel anxious,
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I like to list colors
in the room to distract myself.
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Blue... Blue... Blue...
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‐Blue.
‐Blue. Mm‐hm.
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You need to be kinder
to yourself.
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Like, you’re not
a haunted house!
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You’re so pretty and cool!
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Oh, that was just a metaphor.
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And your friend Tuca
sounds so fun.
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I wish I could hang out
with you guys.
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Uh... I gotta go.
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‐Thanks!
‐I’ll text you later!
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Eek!
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Previously on Sex Bus, a lively
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portrait painting session
showed us that beauty
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is in the eye
of the brush holder.
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Oh, jeez! Sorry!
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Ooh, that’s hot.
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It’s a pleasure to observe you.
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This is technically proficient,
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but where’s the soul?
The passion?
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Sorry, you’re eliminated!
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I don’t understand
what happened!
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How did I get in this limo?
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00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,630
[Deep‐Voiced Man] Round Two
got immediately derailed
261
00:10:59,635 --> 00:11:02,772
when someone discovered
a bomb on the bus.
262
00:11:02,772 --> 00:11:04,402
Okay, cut the tan wire.
263
00:11:04,407 --> 00:11:06,142
Don’t touch the beige wire!
264
00:11:06,142 --> 00:11:08,542
I don’t see any wires!
265
00:11:08,945 --> 00:11:10,379
Argh!
266
00:11:10,379 --> 00:11:12,239
I don’t know if I can do this!
267
00:11:12,248 --> 00:11:14,984
You can and you must!
Just hold her steady!
268
00:11:14,984 --> 00:11:16,352
Straight ahead!
269
00:11:16,352 --> 00:11:21,290
‐
270
00:11:21,290 --> 00:11:22,720
Oh! Whoo‐ho!
271
00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:24,193
Fortunately, in the end,
272
00:11:24,193 --> 00:11:26,729
the bomb just turned out
to be lip balm.
273
00:11:26,729 --> 00:11:29,329
From our sponsor,
Natural Selections.
274
00:11:29,332 --> 00:11:32,432
Finally, a lip balm
for animals without lips.
275
00:11:32,435 --> 00:11:34,403
Okay, none of this
makes any sense.
276
00:11:34,403 --> 00:11:37,303
You’re eliminated!
Get out of here, logic police!
277
00:11:37,306 --> 00:11:39,642
I don’t date cops! Anymore.
278
00:11:41,344 --> 00:11:43,012
And here we are at Round Three,
279
00:11:43,012 --> 00:11:44,342
in which Tuca decides
280
00:11:44,347 --> 00:11:47,750
if a contestant
is a good voiceover announcer.
281
00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:49,819
So...
282
00:11:49,819 --> 00:11:51,249
Sorry, it’s a pass.
283
00:11:51,254 --> 00:11:54,290
I’m not attracted
to a soothing male baritone.
284
00:11:54,290 --> 00:11:55,958
I wanna be agitated!
285
00:11:55,958 --> 00:11:59,758
"Heartbreak", coming soon
to a man that is me!
286
00:12:01,597 --> 00:12:04,300
I don’t think Sheena is here
for the right reasons.
287
00:12:04,300 --> 00:12:06,369
But I am
and that’s to get to my street.
288
00:12:06,369 --> 00:12:07,969
Oh, here it is!
289
00:12:10,306 --> 00:12:12,508
For the next round, um...
290
00:12:12,508 --> 00:12:15,038
do you gals like,
uh... broccoli?
291
00:12:15,044 --> 00:12:16,944
Yeah! I love it!
292
00:12:16,946 --> 00:12:18,016
Wrong answer.
293
00:12:18,914 --> 00:12:20,049
There’s only room
294
00:12:20,049 --> 00:12:21,509
for one broccoli lover
in my life
295
00:12:21,517 --> 00:12:23,252
and that’s my best friend
Bertie.
296
00:12:23,252 --> 00:12:24,920
♪ Oh, I’m a big monster ♪
297
00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:28,520
♪ Eating tiny trees, tiny trees
Tiny trees! ♪
298
00:12:30,860 --> 00:12:31,960
So, do I...
299
00:12:31,961 --> 00:12:33,361
Oh, no!
300
00:12:34,630 --> 00:12:37,360
I could fix it in a jiffy.
I’m, I’m a mechanic.
301
00:12:37,366 --> 00:12:39,302
You’re a sexy say that again?
302
00:12:39,302 --> 00:12:40,632
A mechanic.
303
00:12:40,636 --> 00:12:43,873
It’s like a therapist
for your car?
304
00:12:43,873 --> 00:12:45,941
There’s no one in my life
who knows how to fix a tire,
305
00:12:45,941 --> 00:12:47,710
even me.
306
00:12:47,710 --> 00:12:49,040
You win Sex Bus!
307
00:12:49,045 --> 00:12:50,645
Nifty.
308
00:12:51,947 --> 00:12:53,249
Is it all over?
309
00:12:53,249 --> 00:12:55,049
Was I a fool to hold out hope?
310
00:12:55,051 --> 00:12:56,181
Yep.
311
00:12:56,185 --> 00:12:58,525
Text me!
312
00:12:59,188 --> 00:13:01,788
Well, howdy there!
313
00:13:04,627 --> 00:13:06,629
Can I actually use any of this?
314
00:13:06,629 --> 00:13:08,889
Crystals... colors...
315
00:13:08,898 --> 00:13:10,733
Turtle!
316
00:13:10,733 --> 00:13:12,463
Ouch! Crud!
317
00:13:12,468 --> 00:13:16,038
Draca? I mean cool. You’re cool.
318
00:13:16,038 --> 00:13:17,838
Hey, where’s my notebook?
319
00:13:18,507 --> 00:13:19,875
Thanks.
320
00:13:19,875 --> 00:13:20,975
Sweet notebook.
321
00:13:20,976 --> 00:13:21,911
What’s in there?
322
00:13:21,911 --> 00:13:24,311
Sweet notebook.
323
00:13:24,313 --> 00:13:25,781
Are you negging me?
324
00:13:25,781 --> 00:13:27,450
You know what,
I can’t read your tone
325
00:13:27,450 --> 00:13:29,050
and I don’t have time
to figure it out!
326
00:13:29,051 --> 00:13:31,351
We just like milk.
327
00:13:31,354 --> 00:13:32,754
Milk is cool.
328
00:13:32,755 --> 00:13:34,523
If you must know,
it’s a list of ways
329
00:13:34,523 --> 00:13:36,292
to prevent an anxiety attack.
330
00:13:36,292 --> 00:13:39,328
Just like, see a mental
health professional.
331
00:13:39,328 --> 00:13:42,628
That’s what I’m trying to do!
332
00:13:42,631 --> 00:13:44,661
"Don’t wait.
Go grab what you want.
333
00:13:44,667 --> 00:13:47,269
Even if it seems pushy
and rude."
334
00:13:47,269 --> 00:13:48,469
Okay, I will!
335
00:13:48,471 --> 00:13:50,271
Thanks, teens!
336
00:13:57,413 --> 00:13:59,749
Wait, I have to see
Dr. Esther Emu!
337
00:13:59,749 --> 00:14:02,549
I’m invoking
a "psychological emergency"!
338
00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:05,251
‐Ah, frick.
‐
339
00:14:05,254 --> 00:14:07,354
"Psychological emergency".
340
00:14:07,356 --> 00:14:08,691
Ah, frick.
341
00:14:08,691 --> 00:14:11,260
You look like you have
a hot date, I’m so sorry.
342
00:14:11,260 --> 00:14:12,990
I dress for myself.
343
00:14:12,995 --> 00:14:13,863
Well, I have a hot date,
344
00:14:13,863 --> 00:14:15,731
I need to be there
in 15 minutes,
345
00:14:15,731 --> 00:14:17,731
and you have to help me
or... or else, I’ll...
346
00:14:19,168 --> 00:14:20,503
steal all your magazines!
347
00:14:20,503 --> 00:14:22,571
Take the magazines.
We don’t even buy them.
348
00:14:22,571 --> 00:14:23,771
They just appear.
349
00:14:24,774 --> 00:14:26,242
Whoa.
350
00:14:26,242 --> 00:14:27,742
Oh, go ahead, little bird.
351
00:14:27,743 --> 00:14:29,173
‐Tell me your problem.
‐
352
00:14:29,178 --> 00:14:32,214
I need to know the best way
to prevent panic attacks.
353
00:14:32,214 --> 00:14:33,614
I’m desperate.
354
00:14:33,616 --> 00:14:36,118
When you start to feel
out of control,
355
00:14:36,118 --> 00:14:37,178
close your eyes
356
00:14:37,186 --> 00:14:40,055
When you start to feel
out of control,
357
00:14:40,055 --> 00:14:43,859
when the panic attack is over
and you’ve survived it.
358
00:14:43,859 --> 00:14:45,519
That’s brilliant!
359
00:14:45,528 --> 00:14:46,996
It works because no one
360
00:14:46,996 --> 00:14:49,064
has ever died
from a panic attack.
361
00:14:49,064 --> 00:14:50,699
Yeah, oh, that’s right.
362
00:14:50,699 --> 00:14:53,269
Except everyone
who panics while driving.
363
00:14:53,269 --> 00:14:54,969
They all crash and die.
364
00:14:54,970 --> 00:14:56,100
Oh, thank you!
365
00:14:56,105 --> 00:14:57,575
Thank you so much!
366
00:14:59,074 --> 00:15:00,174
I lied.
367
00:15:00,176 --> 00:15:01,376
I dress like this for you.
368
00:15:01,377 --> 00:15:03,112
We’re late for salsa class.
369
00:15:03,112 --> 00:15:04,912
Oh, to heck with salsa.
370
00:15:09,351 --> 00:15:11,651
Now, this is my comfort zone.
371
00:15:11,654 --> 00:15:13,689
Unlike dating! Gee whiz.
372
00:15:13,689 --> 00:15:15,489
But you seem so comfy and cool!
373
00:15:15,491 --> 00:15:18,191
Oh, heck, no, glad I fooled ya!
374
00:15:18,194 --> 00:15:19,094
I’m a wreck!
375
00:15:19,094 --> 00:15:22,531
Oh, heck, no, glad I fooled ya!
376
00:15:22,531 --> 00:15:23,661
I liked it.
377
00:15:23,666 --> 00:15:24,900
Made things low pressure.
378
00:15:24,900 --> 00:15:28,770
Which is bad for tires
but great for this gal!
379
00:15:28,771 --> 00:15:31,601
Hold the tire here like that.
380
00:15:31,607 --> 00:15:33,142
At least with all those people
on the bus,
381
00:15:33,142 --> 00:15:36,242
I could avoid those
first date awkward silences.
382
00:15:36,245 --> 00:15:37,645
Those are the worst.
383
00:15:40,382 --> 00:15:42,952
Maybe they aren’t that bad.
384
00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:47,118
Nifty.
385
00:15:49,592 --> 00:15:52,792
Hi, hi, hi! Sorry! I made it!
386
00:15:52,795 --> 00:15:55,931
Good news!
They have vegetable skewers!
387
00:15:55,931 --> 00:15:57,600
Aka food swords!
388
00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:59,930
Aka expectations met!
389
00:16:01,036 --> 00:16:02,705
I’m so happy
to be here with you.
390
00:16:02,705 --> 00:16:05,205
This is so special!
You’re such a pretty bird!
391
00:16:06,375 --> 00:16:08,911
Sorry, I’m late
to take your order...
392
00:16:08,911 --> 00:16:10,841
‐
‐I was surfing.
393
00:16:10,846 --> 00:16:14,816
That’s why my feathers
are so perfectly wavy.
394
00:16:14,817 --> 00:16:17,520
And don’t ask me where
the bathroom is here
395
00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:19,250
because I don’t know.
396
00:16:19,255 --> 00:16:20,555
Because I don’t shit.
397
00:16:21,390 --> 00:16:23,290
Two prix fixe dinners, please.
398
00:16:23,292 --> 00:16:24,960
Great choice.
399
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:28,530
Imagine the world
five minutes in the future.
400
00:16:35,237 --> 00:16:37,907
What’s happening?
401
00:16:37,907 --> 00:16:40,476
Uh, Speckle,
I’m feeling a little nervous.
402
00:16:40,476 --> 00:16:41,576
Oh, no.
403
00:16:41,577 --> 00:16:43,012
Do you want me
to use the "worry vacuum"?
404
00:16:43,946 --> 00:16:46,315
Do you want me
to use the "worry vacuum"?
405
00:16:46,315 --> 00:16:47,715
Just pretend everything
is normal.
406
00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:48,984
Tell me about your day.
407
00:16:48,984 --> 00:16:50,352
Well...
408
00:16:50,352 --> 00:16:51,752
Uh, we’ve been busting our tails
409
00:16:51,754 --> 00:16:53,088
getting this proposal done
410
00:16:53,088 --> 00:16:55,018
for the new bathrooms
at Bird Town Park...
411
00:16:57,793 --> 00:16:59,428
‐...and...
‐Mother of...
412
00:16:59,428 --> 00:17:00,788
Uh, are you okay?
413
00:17:00,796 --> 00:17:02,731
Yes! Keep talking!
414
00:17:02,731 --> 00:17:05,961
Okay, well, Len wanted this
Brutalist design...
415
00:17:05,968 --> 00:17:07,636
‐Brutalist?
‐...which meant the toilets
416
00:17:07,636 --> 00:17:09,438
would be shaped
like a skeletal box.
417
00:17:09,438 --> 00:17:10,798
Skeletal?
418
00:17:10,806 --> 00:17:11,974
You know, typical Len!
419
00:17:11,974 --> 00:17:13,574
‐The order paperwork for it...
‐Paperwork?
420
00:17:13,576 --> 00:17:14,776
...was just murder.
421
00:17:14,777 --> 00:17:16,445
Murder? What the hell?
422
00:17:16,445 --> 00:17:17,645
Yeah, Len sucks.
423
00:17:17,646 --> 00:17:19,246
Oh, yay, food!
424
00:17:19,248 --> 00:17:24,153
Beet salad with red peppers
and cherry chunks and stuff.
425
00:17:24,153 --> 00:17:25,953
Oooh!
426
00:17:26,922 --> 00:17:31,322
Red... blood red... red blood...
427
00:17:31,327 --> 00:17:33,696
‐
‐Oh, my god, Bertie?
428
00:17:33,696 --> 00:17:36,298
Just ignore me!
429
00:17:36,298 --> 00:17:38,328
Sweetie? Talk to me.
430
00:17:38,334 --> 00:17:40,134
Go away!
431
00:17:40,135 --> 00:17:42,975
Uh, delicious.
432
00:17:50,613 --> 00:17:51,843
Sorry.
433
00:17:52,414 --> 00:17:53,582
I gotta go!
434
00:17:53,582 --> 00:17:55,282
My friend Bertie is in trouble!
435
00:17:55,284 --> 00:17:57,284
Oh, gee! Is she hurt?
436
00:17:57,286 --> 00:18:00,289
Her boyfriend just texted,
she’s having a panic attack!
437
00:18:00,289 --> 00:18:02,619
Oh, your poor buddy.
Has this happened before?
438
00:18:02,625 --> 00:18:05,894
Oh, yeah. This is a pattern.
It repeats weekly.
439
00:18:05,894 --> 00:18:08,794
Uh, then why do you need to go?
440
00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:10,933
Her fella’s there, right?
She sounds needy.
441
00:18:10,933 --> 00:18:13,802
Nuh‐uh, I’m the clingy,
codependent one.
442
00:18:13,802 --> 00:18:15,002
Bertie’s the sweetest...
443
00:18:15,004 --> 00:18:17,004
Like, okay, if the radio’s on
444
00:18:17,006 --> 00:18:19,642
and there’s some horrible,
stupid pop song playing,
445
00:18:19,642 --> 00:18:21,072
Bertie would rather
listen to that
446
00:18:21,076 --> 00:18:24,079
than put on something good
from her own playlist.
447
00:18:24,079 --> 00:18:26,809
♪ I’m always gonna love you...
448
00:18:26,815 --> 00:18:28,751
Hundreds of other people
in Bird Town
449
00:18:28,751 --> 00:18:31,981
are listening to this same song
right now,
450
00:18:31,987 --> 00:18:33,122
and I dunno,
451
00:18:33,122 --> 00:18:34,852
it just makes me feel
less alone.
452
00:18:34,857 --> 00:18:36,792
We’re all connected!
453
00:18:36,792 --> 00:18:39,628
Isn’t that the sweetest thing
you’ve ever heard?
454
00:18:39,628 --> 00:18:41,288
She’s a freakin’ sweetheart.
455
00:18:41,296 --> 00:18:43,232
A frookin’ sweetie pie, okay?
456
00:18:43,232 --> 00:18:46,132
Okay, okay,
I didn’t say she wasn’t sweet.
457
00:18:46,135 --> 00:18:47,935
Are you in love with her
or something?
458
00:18:47,936 --> 00:18:49,672
It’s way deeper than that.
459
00:18:49,672 --> 00:18:51,702
She’s my best friend!
460
00:18:52,708 --> 00:18:53,809
You wait here.
461
00:18:53,809 --> 00:18:55,939
Do not follow me in.
462
00:18:55,944 --> 00:18:57,244
Bertie hates meeting new people!
463
00:18:57,246 --> 00:18:58,746
I’m gonna go home.
464
00:18:58,747 --> 00:19:01,050
Why? We were having a good time!
465
00:19:01,050 --> 00:19:02,880
I don’t think you want
another person
466
00:19:02,885 --> 00:19:03,952
in your life right now.
467
00:19:03,952 --> 00:19:06,422
I’ve watched you make
silly billy excuses
468
00:19:06,422 --> 00:19:09,052
for every contestant
you kicked off Sex Bus today.
469
00:19:09,058 --> 00:19:10,859
Seems like you’re using
your friend
470
00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:12,759
as another reason to stay alone.
471
00:19:12,761 --> 00:19:14,730
You’re very preachy
for a mechanic.
472
00:19:14,730 --> 00:19:16,160
All mechanics are preachy.
473
00:19:16,165 --> 00:19:18,701
Sheesh, people don’t take care
of their cars!
474
00:19:18,701 --> 00:19:21,331
Then I guess you’re eliminated!
475
00:19:21,336 --> 00:19:23,106
Whatever you wanna call it.
476
00:19:29,878 --> 00:19:33,478
Bertie. Why don’t you let me in
and we can talk?
477
00:19:33,482 --> 00:19:35,212
No, I’m a burden!
478
00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:36,952
You don’t want
a rotten old house
479
00:19:36,952 --> 00:19:39,352
full of banshees and babadooks!
480
00:19:39,354 --> 00:19:42,424
Maybe Speckle and Tuca
like helping you.
481
00:19:42,424 --> 00:19:44,693
Huh? Dr. Joanne?
482
00:19:44,693 --> 00:19:47,463
They love you
because of who you are,
483
00:19:47,463 --> 00:19:50,532
you don’t have to fix yourself
before letting them in.
484
00:19:50,532 --> 00:19:51,600
Bertie!
485
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:53,800
Oh, colonial shutters.
486
00:19:53,802 --> 00:19:55,632
You’re such a cool house,
Bertie!
487
00:19:55,637 --> 00:19:57,539
Speckle is an architect.
488
00:19:57,539 --> 00:19:59,808
He loves getting inside
crappy old houses
489
00:19:59,808 --> 00:20:00,868
to fix them up.
490
00:20:00,976 --> 00:20:03,946
He loves getting inside
crappy old houses
491
00:20:03,946 --> 00:20:06,115
Maybe they don’t mind
that I’m haunted.
492
00:20:06,115 --> 00:20:08,815
♪ I’m always gonna love you...
493
00:20:08,817 --> 00:20:12,821
Wait, I love this song.
494
00:20:12,821 --> 00:20:14,951
‐Tuca!
‐See, you’re okay!
495
00:20:14,957 --> 00:20:16,291
You’re not alone.
496
00:20:16,291 --> 00:20:17,591
I’m your panic mechanic!
497
00:20:17,593 --> 00:20:19,523
I always know what you need.
498
00:20:19,528 --> 00:20:20,796
And I texted Tuca.
499
00:20:20,796 --> 00:20:23,432
The important thing is
we all helped equally!
500
00:20:23,432 --> 00:20:24,432
Aw...
501
00:20:30,239 --> 00:20:32,239
Uh, just following your lead,
babe,
502
00:20:32,241 --> 00:20:35,441
but if we leave now,
I don’t have to pay for parking.
503
00:20:35,444 --> 00:20:36,514
Let’s bounce!
504
00:20:38,247 --> 00:20:40,117
Ugh!
505
00:20:43,852 --> 00:20:45,821
Uh, what’s happening?
506
00:20:45,821 --> 00:20:47,451
What is this sensation?
507
00:20:47,456 --> 00:20:50,926
Uh, it feels like I’m surfing
a killer wave
508
00:20:50,926 --> 00:20:52,961
inside my own body?
509
00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:55,061
Is this... Am I...
510
00:20:55,063 --> 00:20:59,203
...shitting?
511
00:21:05,607 --> 00:21:08,677
Boom! Anniversary ambiance!
512
00:21:08,677 --> 00:21:10,979
Okay, four pickles?
513
00:21:10,979 --> 00:21:12,879
Pfft, this is way better than
that stuffy restaurant.
514
00:21:12,881 --> 00:21:14,950
I’m sorry about tonight,
Speckle.
515
00:21:14,950 --> 00:21:17,880
You know, I tried so hard
to avoid having a panic attack,
516
00:21:17,886 --> 00:21:20,088
it’s like I guaranteed it
to happen!
517
00:21:20,088 --> 00:21:21,518
I just don’t want you
to feel like
518
00:21:21,523 --> 00:21:22,953
you have to suffer alone, okay?
519
00:21:22,958 --> 00:21:24,493
I love sitting under tables
with you.
520
00:21:24,493 --> 00:21:27,563
I’m down to build a table fort
at literally any moment.
521
00:21:27,563 --> 00:21:30,933
I think I’m gonna keep seeing
this therapist, Dr. Joanne,
522
00:21:30,933 --> 00:21:32,363
and work on this stuff with her.
523
00:21:32,367 --> 00:21:35,003
You found a therapist you like?
That’s great!
524
00:21:35,003 --> 00:21:37,239
What about you, Tuca?
Did you like your date?
525
00:21:37,239 --> 00:21:39,039
I didn’t find the person
or anything,
526
00:21:39,041 --> 00:21:42,571
but it was still... nifty.
527
00:21:42,578 --> 00:21:44,847
I’m going upstairs.
528
00:21:44,847 --> 00:21:48,050
Let you guys have
some alone time.
529
00:21:48,050 --> 00:21:50,750
Thanks, Tuca. We love you.
530
00:21:50,752 --> 00:21:52,582
Mm‐hm.
531
00:21:52,588 --> 00:21:54,623
You looked handsome tonight.
532
00:21:54,623 --> 00:21:56,123
I know, right?
533
00:22:04,266 --> 00:22:06,136
Bleh!
534
00:22:14,877 --> 00:22:19,014
♪ You’re caught off guard ♪
535
00:22:19,014 --> 00:22:22,084
♪ And maybe you’ve fallen off ♪
536
00:22:22,084 --> 00:22:24,384
♪ Please don’t let them ♪
537
00:22:24,386 --> 00:22:29,656
♪ Make you think
Any less of it ♪
538
00:22:29,658 --> 00:22:32,961
♪ You’re caught off guard ♪
539
00:22:32,961 --> 00:22:36,131
♪ And maybe you’ve fallen off ♪
540
00:22:36,131 --> 00:22:38,400
♪ Please don’t let them ♪
541
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:43,170
♪ Make you change
Your end place ♪
542
00:22:44,907 --> 00:22:47,643
Blue, Blue.
543
00:22:47,643 --> 00:22:51,043
Blue, Blue, Blue.