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[creepy music]
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[upbeat music]
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Okay, here’s the Corpse Week
Weekend itinerary.
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[Bertie] Day one.
Celebrate Cadaveri Eve
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at your sister Terry’s house.
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Day two. Backache
from spending the night
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on a fold‐out sofa bed,
then brunch with my parents!
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Nice! I drew up
my own itinerary.
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[Bertie] Is the skeleton
supposed to be your sister
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or one of my parents?
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Neither. It’s that guy!
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All aboard! Stand clear
of the closing doors!
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Do you think Speckle’s
okay over there?
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I hope he’s not
in stranger danger.
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Whoa!
[soft chuckle]
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Is that a costume?
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You tell me.
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Oh, wow, okay!
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It’s not a costume.
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Happy Cadaveri, ladies!
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[both] Happy Cadaveri!
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Hold on, gotta text
my girlfriend real quick.
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Of course! Go ahead!
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Don’t let me get in your way!
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[keypad clicking]
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[chiming]
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[sighs]
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I haven’t been to Terry’s house
in years,
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but we’re in a good place
right now.
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She doesn’t actively try
to make me feel shitty.
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every time I see her.
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It’s more of a passive
undercurrent of judgment.
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That’s huge for us!
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I bet her house is fancy!
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Oh, honey, it is.
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But that’s okay,
we’re fancy too!
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I’m grown.
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I’m in a relationship,
check me out.
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Sophisticated adult toucan woman
right here!
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Hi!
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Ooh‐ooh! Mm‐hm!
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I can’t wait to tell my folks
I’m seeing a therapist.
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They’re gonna be so proud of me.
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Look at me, processing
my [bleep] in a healthy way!
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Ooh‐ooh! Ooh‐ooh!
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[theme music]
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♪ Tuca & Bertie, Tuca & Bertie
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♪ Bertie & Tuca
And Tuca & Bertie ♪
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♪ Tuca & Bertie
[vocalizes]
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[crowd cheers]
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‐♪ Tuca
‐♪ Bertie
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[Tuca and Bertie vocalizing]
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[vocalizing continues]
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[upbeat music]
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Tuca! You’re here!
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It’s so good to see family.
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What are you saying?
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It’s my fault we’re not together
more holidays?
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No!
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Oh, okay!
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‐Hi, everyone!
‐Hi.
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Hello. Oh, I, I got this.
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You must be Speckle, I’m Terry.
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That guy running off
with your bags
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is my husband, Thomas.
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And the little one making
a damn mess
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is my daughter Tulip.
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[Terry] And the nerd
in the corner
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is our brother, Desmond.
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Desmond is the smartest person
in our family.
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He’s a food scientist!
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He can make french fries taste
so dang potatoey, it’s sick.
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Wow, cool!
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Gotcha something.
Keep these to yourself.
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This was an experiment
in the lab.
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‐They taste atrocious.
‐[crunches, gulps]
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Gravel and onions!
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Oh, Desmond, you shouldn’t have!
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‐Aah!
‐[both laugh]
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‐[giggles]
‐Yeah. Hey!
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‐Whoa, whoa, okay!
‐[shrieks]
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‐[crunches]
‐Ouch!
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Hey, Tulip!
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Do you remember me? Auntie Tuca!
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Yeah.
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You can’t blame her
for being shy,
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she hasn’t seen you in years!
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Mm‐mm. Shoo!
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What a beautiful Corpsokopita!
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So, Bertie, you doing okay?
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I heard you’re seeing
a therapist.
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How’s that going?
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Oh! Good!
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Thanks... for knowing that!
[awkward chuckle]
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Don’t expect to have
a moment’s peace
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or privacy here!
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You know how we are!
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[Tulip giggles]
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[Tulip] Weehehehe!
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Dinner will be ready
in five minutes.
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Is that what y’all are wearing?
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[lively music]
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[gasps]
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[Western cowboy music]
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[whispering]
His luggage got switched.
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I don’t think anyone noticed.
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You look great!
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Here’s the Cadaveri cake!
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‐Ooh!
‐Look at that!
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I slaved over a hot oven all day
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trying to make it look
just like my Aunt Tabby.
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Damn, was Auntie Tabby’s head
really that big??
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[giggles]
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So, you know this cake
symbolizes our loved ones
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‐who have passed away, right?
‐Yeah.
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And is there anything special
inside the cake?
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There are hidden objects
and they tell you your future!
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Okay, let’s see what I got!
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A coin means I’ll be wealthy!
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Show us what you got, baby.
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Candy!
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Whoo! Your life will be sweet!
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Now, during Corpse Week,
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the veils between this world
and the afterlife are thinnest,
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and our ancestors can see
and hear us.
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So we can tell them
that we love them.
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Love you, Mama.
[smooches]
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Aww.
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And also we beg the dead
not to capture us
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and drag us into Hell!
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[gasps]
They do that?
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Sure!
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Some demons wanna pull you
across the divide,
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into the realm of the dead!
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Especially if you’re naughty!
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Tuca, hush.
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Don’t freak out the kiddo.
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Where is the Death Realm?
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Can we go look at it?
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Enough, Tulip.
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And thank you, Tuca,
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now she’ll be up all night
whining about Bird Hell.
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Aw, it’s a fun story!
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Let Tulip enjoy it!
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Oh, that’s cute, telling me how
to raise my kid.
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I wasn’t‐‐
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and be the fun
murder zombie auntie, huh?
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Okay, there she is.
There’s my sister.
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[Thomas] Come on, honey.
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Oh, what? You’re going to
defend her now?
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She’s our guest!
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Just butt out of this, Thomas.
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Go fidget with your foliage!
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It’s called
"competitive leaf raking"
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and it’s a real sport.
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Competitive leaf raking?
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And it’s not just raking leaves!
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It’s raking leaves
against a stopwatch
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while also wearing
intricately knit sweaters!
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[uplifting music]
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Oh. I get it.
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Ugh. That sweater...
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If I’m not respected
in my house,
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I’ll just go hang out
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in my temperature‐controlled
rake shed!
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Fine! Make like a rake
and leave!
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Okay, fine, I will!
[grunts]
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[Tulip squawks loudly]
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Now look, Tuca,
you’ve got Tulip all riled up!
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When I was in kindergarten,
I knew about the Death Realm
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and where babies came from!
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The Vagina Realm!
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Yeah! And you never shut up
about it
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that’s why
Bird Protective Services
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was always at our house!
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[laughs]
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‐Oh, for Chrissakes.
‐[scrapes]
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That’s right, it’s my house
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and I can do whatever I want!
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Thomas, stop interrupting,
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we’re trying to have
a conversation!
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‐Yum‐or‐Yell! Yum‐or‐Yell!
‐I knew this would happen!
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[Thomas] When I talk,
it’s interrupting!
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When you talk,
it’s having a conversation!
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‐[Thomas] Typical Terry!
‐[blabbers]
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Yum‐or‐Yell!
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Too young? Huh.
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I was doing Yum‐or‐Yells
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‐when I was in the egg!
‐Guys?
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This rake represents dignity!
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This rake represents honor!
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[chuckles]
Uh, guys?
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[Terry] I tried with you
this time...
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[Tuca] I knew this would happen!
Every time.
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"Tuca, what are you
so worried about?"
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‐[Tulip] Yum‐or‐Yell!
‐[sighs of relief]
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[Tulip] Yum‐or‐Yell!
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Oh‐hohoho, you wanna take her
on a Yum‐or‐Yell?
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You want to take my daughter
on a Yum‐or‐Yell?
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I would love to!
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[tranquil music]
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[rattles]
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Just be careful, okay?
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And have her back
by nine o’clock!
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We’ll be back at 8:59,
I promise!
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Don’t worry!
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♪ Happy Cadaveri
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♪ Give us something yummy!
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[Tuca and Tulip] Yum or yell?
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Ooh, what a frightful fiend!
[laughs]
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Here are some yums!
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[rustling]
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Happy Corpse Week!
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[Tuca and Tulip]
Happy Corpse Week!
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[Tuca and Tulip] Yum or yell?
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I don’t have any sweets...
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[Tuca and Tulip yell]
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Ah! I hate this holiday!
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I hope I die
before the next one!
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[laughs]
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[giggling]
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[bird hoots]
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I don’t wanna go to bed!
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Tell me more about
the Cadaveri demons!
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Hmm, I gotta get you home soon.
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Okay, you get one demon.
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Hooray!
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[Tuca] There once was a bird
with the face of a human man
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‐and one day, he died!
‐[bird] Aargh!
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[gasps]
A human face?
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[Tuca] That’s not even
the scariest part.
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‐Now he haunts the earth...
‐[bird] Agh!
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...forcing people to listen
to his shitty mixtape.
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Ew! Gross!
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[Tuca] His mixtape is so bad.
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Listening to it
makes your brain melt
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and goop comes out your ears!
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But if you question
his song selection,
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‐he cries tears of blood!
‐[bird cries out]
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[laughs]
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More! More stories!
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Nah... You say that now,
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but when you’re crying
in the middle of the night,
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guess who your mama’s
gonna be yellin’ at? Huh? Me!
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Because no matter how
responsible I am,
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it’s never enough
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for the Demon of Blaming Tuca
for Everything!
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Hm, Mommy’s a demon?
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Oh! Uh‐uh, no! I didn’t mean‐‐
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Mommy’s a demon
and she’s gonna eat my soul!?
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[terrified groan]
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She’s not! She won’t!
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She won’t! She’s not!
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[cries]
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Ah, don’t worry.
256
00:09:22,595 --> 00:09:25,865
We can, uh... uh,
de‐demonify her!
257
00:09:25,965 --> 00:09:27,525
[whimpers]
How?
258
00:09:27,634 --> 00:09:30,204
With a cleansing bonfire!
259
00:09:30,303 --> 00:09:31,973
Yeah!
260
00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:34,142
[light music]
261
00:09:35,708 --> 00:09:37,378
Have you tried
extreme ping‐pong?
262
00:09:37,477 --> 00:09:40,977
No, but I have dabbled
in ultimate dog‐walking!
263
00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:41,881
[chuckles]
264
00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:44,779
is a mighty fine pastime.
265
00:09:44,884 --> 00:09:46,194
[in normal voice]
Are these clothes changing me?
266
00:09:46,286 --> 00:09:47,516
What is happening?
267
00:09:48,688 --> 00:09:50,218
Thanks for hosting, Terry.
268
00:09:50,323 --> 00:09:51,763
You did a wonderful job!
269
00:09:51,858 --> 00:09:54,788
And Tuca was so excited to come.
270
00:09:54,894 --> 00:09:57,264
Family means a lot to her,
you know.
271
00:09:57,363 --> 00:09:59,473
We haven’t been close
for awhile.
272
00:09:59,566 --> 00:10:01,326
Maybe it was naive of me
to think
273
00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:02,644
we could just jump back in.
274
00:10:02,735 --> 00:10:05,395
But it seemed to be worth
a shot, now that she’s sober.
275
00:10:05,505 --> 00:10:07,475
Yeah, she’s really grown
a lot this year.
276
00:10:07,574 --> 00:10:09,914
She’s even helping me
with my baking business!
277
00:10:10,009 --> 00:10:11,979
You trust her
to handle your money?
278
00:10:12,078 --> 00:10:13,078
Yeah?
279
00:10:13,179 --> 00:10:14,679
Huh. Maybe you’re right!
280
00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:16,451
She’s actually getting
her life together.
281
00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:17,879
[chiming]
282
00:10:17,984 --> 00:10:19,094
So what now?
283
00:10:19,185 --> 00:10:20,615
Now, we dance!
284
00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:23,360
‐[Tuca chanting]
‐[Tulip giggling]
285
00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:27,026
‐[chanting continues]
‐[giggling continues]
286
00:10:27,727 --> 00:10:29,457
‐Oopsies!
‐Oh, no!
287
00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:30,662
My shirt got messy!
288
00:10:30,763 --> 00:10:33,273
Mommy’s gonna be so mad.
289
00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:35,396
That’s okay.
You look really cool now!
290
00:10:35,502 --> 00:10:38,902
Like, uh, you got splattered
with demon blood!
291
00:10:39,005 --> 00:10:39,765
[squelches]
292
00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:41,473
Oh, no! What are you doing!
293
00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:44,044
Demon blood!
294
00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:45,284
‐[laughs]
‐Stop!
295
00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:46,548
‐[giggles]
‐Come back here!
296
00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:01,962
See, it’s almost nine o’clock
and they’re still not back.
297
00:11:02,061 --> 00:11:03,061
I knew it.
298
00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:04,263
‐[door opens]
‐[Tulip shrieks]
299
00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:05,634
Tulip?
300
00:11:06,032 --> 00:11:07,172
Tuca?
301
00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:08,397
[gasps]
302
00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:11,141
[suspenseful music]
303
00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:18,876
Oh, hi. Um, I’m just‐‐
304
00:11:18,978 --> 00:11:20,348
What in the world?
305
00:11:20,446 --> 00:11:23,246
Guess what, Mom?
I’m allergic to beets!
306
00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:27,519
Thomas! Come downstairs
and bring the Birdadryl, please!
307
00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:29,490
I’ll take it over from here,
thank you.
308
00:11:29,589 --> 00:11:31,319
‐Oh, let me help.
‐Ow!
309
00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:33,194
Demon Mommy! Demon Mommy!
310
00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:35,363
Tulip. Agh! Stop!
311
00:11:35,461 --> 00:11:36,631
I knew I couldn’t trust you.
312
00:11:36,729 --> 00:11:39,369
I let you out of my sight
for two hours...
313
00:11:39,465 --> 00:11:41,725
Terry, I’m sorry,
we just got carried away!
314
00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:45,044
But I still got her home safe
and on time!
315
00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:46,938
Look, Mama! Blood bubbles!
316
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,640
[pops]
317
00:11:48,741 --> 00:11:52,241
Tulip! I am so disappointed
in you.
318
00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:53,515
You know better than this.
319
00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:56,123
Hey, let her be a kid.
She’s afraid of you!
320
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,046
I don’t need your advice, Tuca.
321
00:11:58,151 --> 00:12:00,651
I’ve spent my whole life
cleaning up your messes.
322
00:12:00,753 --> 00:12:02,353
If you’re gonna treat me
like a child,
323
00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:04,485
I’m calling a cab and leaving!
324
00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:06,831
‐[ringing]
‐[whimsical music plays]
325
00:12:06,926 --> 00:12:08,686
[squawks]
[robotic voice] Hello?
326
00:12:08,795 --> 00:12:11,835
Uh, they have me on hold!
They just, um...
327
00:12:11,931 --> 00:12:14,331
At least you got to enjoy
your childhood.
328
00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:15,744
Mine ended when Mom died
329
00:12:15,835 --> 00:12:18,695
and I had to hold shit down
so you could keep being a kid.
330
00:12:18,805 --> 00:12:21,815
And somehow I’m still
holding shit down.
331
00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:24,038
When do I get to stop, huh?
332
00:12:24,143 --> 00:12:25,383
Oh, hey, ladies.
333
00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:27,978
Just think, in a few years,
this will be such a funny story!
334
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:30,021
Stop trying to smooth
everything over, Bertie.
335
00:12:30,116 --> 00:12:32,416
Our family deals
with our mess our way!
336
00:12:32,518 --> 00:12:34,788
Oh, don’t talk to my friend
like that!
337
00:12:34,887 --> 00:12:36,987
Come on, Bertie. Let’s go.
338
00:12:40,827 --> 00:12:43,227
[whispering]
Hey, Tuca, are you okay?
339
00:12:43,329 --> 00:12:45,869
Ugh, sorry for all
the family drama.
340
00:12:45,965 --> 00:12:47,765
At least your family is mellow!
341
00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:51,997
Yeah, the Songthrushes
don’t really blow up, ever.
342
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,715
Hey, where’s Speckle?
343
00:12:53,806 --> 00:12:56,206
Oh, he wanted to sleep outside.
344
00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:59,009
‐[snoring]
‐[tranquil music]
345
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:03,182
[snoring continues]
346
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,283
[coughs]
347
00:13:05,718 --> 00:13:08,588
[lively music]
348
00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:10,858
[both] Hello! Happy Corpse Week!
349
00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:12,287
[Speckle, Bertie, and Tuca] Hi!
350
00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:13,992
Love your outfit there, Speckle!
351
00:13:14,093 --> 00:13:15,533
Thank you kindly.
352
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:18,456
[suspenseful music]
353
00:13:18,564 --> 00:13:20,834
Uh, Mom? What’s all this stuff?
354
00:13:20,933 --> 00:13:22,973
What are you guys
saving all this trash for?
355
00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:24,039
Oh, I don’t know.
356
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,767
Can I help carry these out
to recycling?
357
00:13:26,873 --> 00:13:28,413
No, no. Don’t worry about it.
358
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:30,578
Seriously, Mom,
what’s going on here?
359
00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:32,507
Drinks! Would anyone
like a drink?
360
00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:33,552
[spatters]
361
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,106
Yeah, I could use a liquid!
362
00:13:35,214 --> 00:13:36,884
Sure! I guess.
363
00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,923
I put all your luggage upstairs!
364
00:13:39,018 --> 00:13:39,788
Thanks, Dad.
365
00:13:39,886 --> 00:13:41,416
How have you been, Robertie?
366
00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:42,761
I’m really good lately.
367
00:13:42,855 --> 00:13:44,655
Actually, Dad, um...
368
00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:47,687
I’ve started going to therapy
and I really like it!
369
00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:49,704
Therapy?
[laughs]
370
00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:51,526
You don’t need therapy,
you’re normal!
371
00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:52,871
‐That’s not‐‐
‐Well, I’d, uh...
372
00:13:52,965 --> 00:13:54,165
better go check on your mother
373
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:55,867
who is also normal.
374
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:57,672
This is so weird.
375
00:13:57,770 --> 00:13:59,940
I’ve never seen their house
look like this before!
376
00:14:00,039 --> 00:14:03,879
Uh, maybe they’re
in the middle of reorganizing?
377
00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:06,647
Huh!
[chuckles]
378
00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:07,806
How cute is this!
379
00:14:07,914 --> 00:14:09,454
[Bertie] Uh, I wasn’t that good.
380
00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:10,679
I only won regionals.
381
00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:13,493
‐Whoa, look at you!
‐Hmm.
382
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:16,016
[Bertie] I got voted "gothiest"
that year.
383
00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:21,062
Damn, my baby Bertie has been
kicking ass her whole life!
384
00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:22,630
Yeah, no kidding!
385
00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:25,159
Oh, don’t make a big fuss,
you guys.
386
00:14:25,264 --> 00:14:27,634
I just had a lot of pressure
on you when I was a kid.
387
00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:29,404
‐[chuckles]
‐[distant clatter]
388
00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:31,572
You, uh, kids ready for dinner?
389
00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:35,141
Mom made a very special
Cadaveri cake this year!
390
00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:36,941
[exclaims cheerfully]
391
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,480
Sweetheart, please,
don’t touch those things,
392
00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:44,152
you’ll get them all
out of order.
393
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:47,990
Are they divided by uselessness
or degree of stickiness?
394
00:14:48,087 --> 00:14:51,217
Come on, honey, it’s time
to light the Cadaveri Candles.
395
00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:52,794
[suspenseful music]
396
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:53,692
Hmm.
397
00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:56,433
Okay, gang.
Heads bowed, eyes closed
398
00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:58,499
while we recite
the Corpses Call,
399
00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:00,768
to spare us
from the wrath of the dead.
400
00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:04,267
Elders gone but not forgotten,
at the ship of evil’s helm.
401
00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:07,310
[Anna] We honor and desperately
beseech thee,
402
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:10,737
drag us not to thy Death Realm!
403
00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:12,277
Who wants cake?
404
00:15:13,679 --> 00:15:14,649
[gulps]
405
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,417
I like how this cake resembles
a corpse
406
00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:18,646
in both appearance and flavor!
407
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,851
Um... new recipe, Mom?
408
00:15:20,953 --> 00:15:22,863
Oh, your father and I
wanted to try
409
00:15:22,955 --> 00:15:24,255
something different this year.
410
00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:26,327
We used low‐carb meat mix.
411
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:27,286
But we’ve had a traditional
412
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:31,502
since I was little!
Why the switch?
413
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:33,197
Well, we’ve been trying
a new diet
414
00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:36,299
because Dad has had some recent
medical concerns.
415
00:15:36,402 --> 00:15:38,172
Dad, what’s, what’s going on?
416
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:39,101
Oh.
[soft chuckle]
417
00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:43,184
Mom, this is ridiculous.
418
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:44,336
Tell me what’s going on.
419
00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:50,451
Dad had surgery?
420
00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:51,680
Months ago?
421
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,094
And you didn’t call me?
422
00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:55,786
Well, uh, we didn’t wanna
trouble you.
423
00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:58,258
Uh, why don’t we talk about
something less upsetting?
424
00:15:58,357 --> 00:16:00,927
You know, the weather has been
so mild this week!
425
00:16:01,027 --> 00:16:02,657
[in Western drawl]
Evening sun’s red?
426
00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:03,902
Good luck, friend.
427
00:16:03,996 --> 00:16:06,296
Red sun in the morning?
Brace for storming.
428
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:07,729
[chuckles]
Exactly!
429
00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:09,604
[sighs]
See, this is the problem.
430
00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:11,772
You guys never wanna discuss
anything real.
431
00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:13,041
It was the same
when I was a kid.
432
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:15,239
Well, I don’t understand
what was so terrible
433
00:16:15,341 --> 00:16:16,341
about your childhood.
434
00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:17,812
We didn’t talk, Mom.
435
00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:20,550
So I kept everything inside
and now I’m in therapy.
436
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:22,176
Learning how to process
all this shit
437
00:16:22,281 --> 00:16:24,521
and express it! Outloud!
With my Mouth!
438
00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:25,877
Haha, this feels crazy!
439
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,745
You were a good student,
you won all those awards...
440
00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:30,825
When that thing happened to me
at the Jelly Lakes...
441
00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:33,833
ugh, you just swept it
under the rug.
442
00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:36,731
Well, um, I’m...
443
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:39,699
I’m sure it had
a big impact on you.
444
00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:42,969
I was assaulted
and we never talked about it.
445
00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:45,299
I got sent to a few visits
with a school counselor
446
00:16:45,404 --> 00:16:46,414
and that was that.
447
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:47,736
You pretended it didn’t happen.
448
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,110
I, I was just a kid.
449
00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:52,378
Do you have any idea
how ashamed that made me feel?
450
00:16:52,478 --> 00:16:56,078
Well, I’m sorry I didn’t do
a perfect job parenting.
451
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:59,152
You know, both of you could
actually use some therapy, too.
452
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:01,652
When you don’t talk and you let
all this stuff pile up,
453
00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:03,664
it... it just becomes...
454
00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:06,126
‐crap!
‐[clatters]
455
00:17:06,225 --> 00:17:09,185
Well, aren’t you gonna say
anything?
456
00:17:10,129 --> 00:17:11,629
[thuds]
457
00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:13,831
[retreating footsteps]
458
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,400
‐[keys rattle]
‐I, uh...
459
00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:17,342
[sighs]
Uh...
460
00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:20,612
We forgot to get ice. Huh.
461
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:22,406
‐Yeah, that’ll help!
‐[body thuds]
462
00:17:22,508 --> 00:17:24,478
[wailing]
463
00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:25,537
[clicks on]
464
00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:27,315
[soft music]
465
00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:29,623
[crying]
466
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:30,875
[knock on door]
467
00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:32,483
Bertie‐ertie!
468
00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:34,925
My parents are so mental!
[sobs]
469
00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:37,865
I’m sorry you guys
had to see that.
470
00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:39,387
I guess I’m not going to fix
471
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:42,392
decades of dysfunction
with one conversation!
472
00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:45,635
I bet it felt good to let
all that stuff out, though?
473
00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:46,831
Yeah.
474
00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:48,473
Like emotional diarrhea.
475
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:49,598
Um...
476
00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:52,342
Let us be your emotional diaper,
Bertie!
477
00:17:52,438 --> 00:17:54,238
[laughs]
478
00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:56,680
Now I see why you get all weird
when you’re angry!
479
00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:59,376
Your family doesn’t talk
about anything!
480
00:17:59,478 --> 00:18:02,408
Yep! I wish we could just talk
to each other as adults,
481
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:04,785
without all these
old resentments and baggage.
482
00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:07,294
Even if it meant we all shouted
at each other
483
00:18:07,386 --> 00:18:08,616
like your family does.
484
00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:11,791
Yeah, we really love shouting.
485
00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:14,031
You know what?
I need to go make a call.
486
00:18:14,126 --> 00:18:15,886
I’ll be right back.
487
00:18:15,995 --> 00:18:17,405
‐[door closes]
‐[sighs]
488
00:18:17,496 --> 00:18:18,756
Whoa, girl.
489
00:18:18,864 --> 00:18:21,604
Whoa. Easy there.
490
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:24,041
[lively music]
491
00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:31,576
Hi, I’m Tuca Toucan,
492
00:18:31,677 --> 00:18:33,377
a 31‐year‐old toucan woman.
493
00:18:33,479 --> 00:18:35,309
Oh, do we have to...
494
00:18:35,414 --> 00:18:36,624
You agreed!
495
00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:39,276
[sighs]
Hello, I’m Terry Toucan.
496
00:18:39,385 --> 00:18:40,295
Nice to meet you.
497
00:18:40,386 --> 00:18:42,186
Hang on, I ordered us
some drinks
498
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:44,718
so yours would be ready
when you got here.
499
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:46,494
Surprisingly thoughtful.
500
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,233
A skim latte for you, ma’am,
501
00:18:49,328 --> 00:18:52,458
and a triple‐caf gummy
ribbon crumble bomb for me.
502
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:54,275
Oh, did you get one
503
00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:56,397
for all the other children
on the playground?
504
00:18:56,502 --> 00:18:59,742
Oh, don’t comment on my order,
we’re supposed to be strangers!
505
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:01,609
This is how I would talk
to a stranger!
506
00:19:01,707 --> 00:19:02,937
I’m a huge bitch!
507
00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:05,382
[both laughing]
508
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:06,848
Terry, I just...
509
00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:09,746
wanted to talk to you,
adult to adult.
510
00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:12,349
Without all these years
of built‐up crap.
511
00:19:12,451 --> 00:19:13,621
Okay.
512
00:19:13,719 --> 00:19:15,719
And I wanted to thank you
513
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:16,961
for everything you gave up
514
00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:18,986
to take care of all of us
when Mom died.
515
00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:22,901
I know I messed up a lot
and I’m always wilding out,
516
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:25,495
but I wanna be
a good sister to you.
517
00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:27,568
[slurps]
518
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:31,037
Tuca, I’m... proud of you?
519
00:19:32,304 --> 00:19:33,044
That’s it?
520
00:19:35,641 --> 00:19:39,411
I’m... really proud of you
for getting sober.
521
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,052
Plus, my kid loves you.
522
00:19:41,147 --> 00:19:42,477
You’re her fun auntie!
523
00:19:42,581 --> 00:19:44,681
It would be nice for Tulip
to see you more often.
524
00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:47,894
I can’t wait to teach her how
to make hot dog burritos
525
00:19:47,987 --> 00:19:49,557
and do parkour!
526
00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:52,255
Mm‐mm. You know we’re gonna keep
having these same fights
527
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:53,628
over and over again, right?
528
00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:56,626
Of course.
That’s what family is.
529
00:19:57,763 --> 00:20:00,573
[despondent music]
530
00:20:03,235 --> 00:20:05,565
I’ll text you when I get home,
okay?
531
00:20:05,671 --> 00:20:07,341
I love you, Mom.
532
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:08,710
Goodbye, sweetie.
533
00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:13,552
[light upbeat music]
534
00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:16,320
[sheep bleat]
535
00:20:17,516 --> 00:20:21,046
[bleating continues]
536
00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:23,661
[doorbell rings]
537
00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:24,886
Hmm.
538
00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:26,490
Howdy there, I’m Speckle!
539
00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:29,292
I’m the guy whose bag done did
the do‐si‐do with yers.
540
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:32,005
Yep. Them there’s my clothes,
all right!
541
00:20:32,098 --> 00:20:34,198
[both laugh]
542
00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:37,270
I hope you don’t mind I tried
on all your get‐up too.
543
00:20:37,369 --> 00:20:39,739
I mean it...
it looks great on you!
544
00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:41,909
Your clothing is so soft.
545
00:20:42,007 --> 00:20:43,807
[sighs]
It feels so good.
546
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:46,109
I’m almost a little sad
to say so long...
547
00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:47,152
I’ll tell you what?
548
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,006
If I can keep the hat,
549
00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:50,825
you can keep the underwear.
550
00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:52,576
‐Deal!
‐Yeah!
551
00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:53,755
Is this a real ranch?
552
00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:55,023
Where the horses at?
553
00:20:55,121 --> 00:20:56,691
It is, darlin’!
They’re out back.
554
00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:59,189
You girls wanna go for a ride
while I give this
555
00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:01,461
mechanical pencil salesman
back his uniforms?
556
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:03,430
‐Oh, uh...
‐[Tuca and Bertie] Hell, yeah!
557
00:21:03,529 --> 00:21:06,129
Or are you
a regional bank manager?
558
00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:08,002
Youth group pastor?
559
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,200
Disc jockey?
560
00:21:09,301 --> 00:21:11,071
[chuckles]
I’m an... I’m an architect.
561
00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:13,510
Ah, never mind. I’m a DJ.
562
00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:16,480
[horse whinnies]
563
00:21:16,575 --> 00:21:18,735
[calm music]
564
00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:35,432
[calm music continues]
565
00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:51,081
‐[rustling]
‐[stopwatch ticking]
566
00:21:51,610 --> 00:21:52,610
[clicks off]
567
00:21:52,711 --> 00:21:55,111
[light rustling]
568
00:21:55,781 --> 00:21:56,821
‐[gasps]
‐[shrieks]
569
00:21:57,817 --> 00:21:58,817
[giggles]
570
00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:00,488
[laughter]
571
00:22:00,586 --> 00:22:02,186
[upbeat music]