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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎（線上虛擬實“性”，性財兩得）

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‎嘿

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‎我越來越熟練了

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‎真不敢相信
‎我能靠讓別人達到高潮來賺錢

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‎只是在虛擬世界裡

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‎請注意，網路，圖卡上線了
‎感謝柏蒂的無線網路密碼贊助

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‎（圖卡無色情）

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‎好了，我們開始吧

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‎嗨，我是康妮

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‎線上虛擬實“性”的友善小幫手

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‎這似乎是您的首次交易

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‎請問需要毫無批判眼光的協助嗎？

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‎閉嘴，電腦，不必你來教我如何性交

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‎我這麼做
‎只是因為不想再跟我姑媽伸手要錢

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‎嘿

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‎-嗨，色情山羊，想玩玩嗎？
‎-當然想

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‎手淫

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‎太好了，我的首位顧客

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‎手淫…

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‎手淫…

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‎磨蹭…手淫…

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‎我的腰

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‎聽起來很嚴重，也許妳該去看醫生

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‎說得好

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‎呼叫大蒜醫生

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‎嘿，別停，我還沒有達到高潮

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‎手淫

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‎極致高潮

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‎-謝謝
‎-太好了

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‎（色情山羊已支付您8美元）

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‎真是太美妙了

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‎著地時間點太遲了，這不及格

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‎為了酵母週，必須做出完美的作品

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‎酵母週

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‎烘焙界最前衛
‎與最具才華之人的精英大會合

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‎我們要向世界發表牛角圓環

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‎花捲圓環不是已經聞名世界了嗎？

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‎不對，你說的是花捲圓環
‎結合了花捲甜甜圈和圓環蛋糕

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‎我說的是牛角圓環

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‎結合了牛角麵包和圓環蛋糕

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‎我懂了

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‎嘿

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‎很棒，有對話洞了

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‎我們不必再使用電話

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‎比我在這大樓中製造的其他洞更有用

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‎我必然會有的回憶錄之可能標題

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‎第一個標題

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‎“如何爬升、爬升、攀升並永不墮落

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‎體面狗的故事”

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‎天啊，我站在天花板上

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‎我正在練習四重雀躍牛角圓環

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‎西點彼德要我在酵母週示範製作程序

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‎在公開場合

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‎在廣大的觀眾面前

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‎現場直播和網路串流

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‎對了，酵母週

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‎記得我們去年企圖偷溜進去嗎？

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‎妳以為是完全不同性質的活動

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‎對了，妳的重刑罪

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‎我要有借不還以下的物品

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‎大蒜…洗碗精、大蒜和裝大蒜的袋子

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‎妳又看大蒜醫生的書自製藥物？圖卡

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‎太令人憤慨了

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‎真令人憤慨的指控

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‎只是輕微的痙攣，妳看

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‎看起來很嚴重

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‎也許妳該去看醫生

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‎讓我看看

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‎沒錯，一如往常，柏蒂又說對了

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‎那真的很噁心，我要走了

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‎天啊

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‎圖卡，我很擔心妳

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‎-我知道妳很怕看醫生…
‎-沒錯，除了大蒜製成的醫生之外

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‎我今天可以帶妳去看醫生

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‎-真正的醫生
‎-沒有必要

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‎拜託妳考慮一下

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‎我整個週末會忙著為酵母週做準備

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‎酵母週

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‎但我今天下午有空

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‎我不需要
‎政府許可的快速出入醫院手術程序

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‎以及西方與大部分東方的藥物

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‎妳看？都治好了

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‎（酵母週前18小時）

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‎柏蒂…大蒜讓我覺得好多了

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‎就像在麵包中所發揮的功效

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‎很好，圖卡

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‎（酵母週前13小時）

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‎柏蒂…28公克是多少茶匙？

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‎算了，我把整瓶喝光吧

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‎真是夠了

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‎柏蒂，醫生的一打OK繃有幾片？

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‎柏蒂，該在傷口上灑檸檬汁嗎？

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‎柏蒂，有足以填滿浴缸的芥末醬嗎？

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‎（酵母週前10小時）

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‎柏蒂…

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‎-什麼事？
‎-我愛妳

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‎什麼？這玩意怎麼…

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‎咕嚕…

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‎感覺真好

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‎我的藥很有效

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‎該進行虛擬手淫的時候了

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‎我真該做撰寫賀卡的工作

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‎好了…

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‎我來了，男孩們都在哪裡？

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‎害羞嗎？你這個可愛的異類

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‎才不是，應該是吧

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‎我只是很寂寞

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‎我的初戀也是唯一的女友拋棄我
‎我只是尋找能夠與我作伴的人

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‎你似乎是個不錯的人

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‎（多毛大種馬69申請加好友）

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‎很有意思的名稱

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‎這不是我的首選
‎因為多毛大種馬68已經有人用了

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‎很好，我們就進入下流旅社

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‎讓我來照顧你的老二吧

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‎我們要擁抱嗎？真不錯

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‎妳要我當小湯匙？

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‎沒問題，我很樂意

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‎別把我當湯匙，我是茶匙

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‎這是湯匙尺寸的笑話

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‎喂？妳還好嗎？

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‎-柏蒂…
‎-圖卡，是妳嗎？

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‎斯貝克，過來
‎她能透過那個洞聽見我們

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‎怎麼回事？

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‎我快被搞瘋了，她一整天都這樣

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‎她真的…

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‎很黏人

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‎可惡，通風口，非讓我聽到不可嗎？

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‎讓我迅速看一下她的狀況

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‎圖卡？一切都還好嗎？

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‎還好，只是想跟妳說…

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‎晚安

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‎晚安，圖卡

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‎妳還在嗎？喂…

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‎救救我

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‎您好

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‎需要協助完成虛擬性交易嗎？

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‎有人在嗎？

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‎我終於能夠參加酵母週

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‎整個世界就在我的眼前

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‎如夢一般但這並非夢境

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‎我身在這個烘焙的聖境

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‎柏蒂，拜託
‎只有初次參加的人會在噴泉旁唱歌

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‎-真棒的饗宴，美妙的一週
‎-我要跟我的先生離婚

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‎嗨？

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‎-妳還活著嗎？
‎-什麼？

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‎嗨，我是多毛大種馬69

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‎還記得嗎？我是小湯匙

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‎-妳要我救妳
‎-有嗎？

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‎然後妳大聲喊出妳的住址

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‎還點了非常繁複的披薩

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‎-你真的跑來救我？
‎-對

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‎只不過七小時的車程

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‎第一個小時
‎我心想：“這麼做是對的”

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‎第二個小時，我納悶這是否很奇怪

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‎第三個小時
‎我真的覺得這肯定很奇怪

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‎第四個小時，我心想：
‎“在這個殘酷又冷漠的世界中

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‎向一個陌生人表達善意也許是好事”

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‎第五個小時，我停車加油並吃點心

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‎七個小時之後，我人到了
‎還是不確定該怎麼想

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‎知道有人在乎我，感覺很安心…

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‎我們應該去醫院，對吧？

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‎歡迎來到酵母週總部

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‎天啊，全球聞名的主廚聚集一堂

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‎那是鋼羅蘭主廚

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‎首位在餅乾中加鹽的西點主廚

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‎那是溫特加西亞主廚

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‎首位在鬆餅中塞入酸黃瓜的主廚

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‎若仔細觀察就能發現
‎在她的作品中藏有一些性暗示

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‎那是丹堤法拉利主廚

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‎首位竊用自己祖母所有食譜的主廚

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‎那是他的祖母

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‎丹堤，過來親吻祖母

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‎快來，丹堤，來親吻祖母

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‎趕快過來親吻祖母

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‎對，這些人我都認識
‎不過我很喜歡妳的簡介

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‎那是我想像中的地方？

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‎柏蒂，我真享受
‎從妳單純天真的眼光來看我的世界

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‎（劇場後門）

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‎展示大廳

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‎這是禁止使用閃光燈拍攝的傳奇場地

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‎我以為閃光燈已經關掉了…

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‎各位鳥類、植物、人類

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‎以及有時會說話的無生命物體

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‎這真是個怪異的世界

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‎請觀賞甜甜圈跳油

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‎（濺油區）

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‎請看，完成了

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‎這裡將是我們向烘焙界
‎介紹全新牛角圓環的地方

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‎柏蒂，妳只要表現得比那個更好就行

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‎圖卡？有人在嗎？

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‎柏蒂要我來看看妳，所以…

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‎那是我的馬克杯

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‎（其實我很喜歡週一）

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‎那是我的筆記型電腦

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‎真有意思
‎這好像是某種開放世界式電子遊戲

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‎快來吸我吧，色迷迷的小鳥

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‎這應該是某個壞蛋吧

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‎-手淫
‎-這應該是出拳的方式？

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‎手淫…

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00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:27,835
‎沒錯，電腦，他是個手淫的混蛋

202
00:10:27,918 --> 00:10:29,462
‎-就是那樣，天啊
‎-看招

203
00:10:29,545 --> 00:10:32,048
‎手淫…

204
00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:33,341
‎（請按Q鍵，成功）

205
00:10:33,424 --> 00:10:34,717
‎手淫完成

206
00:10:35,092 --> 00:10:35,968
‎太棒了

207
00:10:40,389 --> 00:10:43,142
‎（醫院）

208
00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:46,479
‎不好意思，我在等我那個驚恐的朋友

209
00:10:46,562 --> 00:10:50,149
‎能先借一下乙太網路電纜
‎讓我結合區域網路嗎？

210
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:54,320
‎請稍等，先生，讓我找一下

211
00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:07,416
‎妳好，我是雪曼醫生，我來檢查…

212
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,502
‎妳要切開我，把我的屁眼

213
00:11:09,585 --> 00:11:11,003
‎跟別人的屁眼縫在一起嗎？

214
00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:12,713
‎快說…妳這女人

215
00:11:15,132 --> 00:11:16,425
‎妳很緊張

216
00:11:17,593 --> 00:11:20,554
‎我是超山姆，一台超聲波機器

217
00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:22,306
‎我被設計來安撫妳

218
00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:25,142
‎我們試圖教導醫生們要有同理心
‎但效果不彰

219
00:11:25,267 --> 00:11:27,561
‎別擔心，一切都會很順利的

220
00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:30,523
‎那像是柏蒂會說的話
‎她也被設計來安撫我

221
00:11:30,606 --> 00:11:31,774
‎起碼以前是如此

222
00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:34,151
‎現在她只顧著講愛爾蘭奶油

223
00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:37,321
‎“發酵奶油增添了所有風味，圖卡”

224
00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:40,991
‎好消息，醫生即將完成檢查妳的內部

225
00:11:41,283 --> 00:11:42,410
‎沒有什麼好擔心的

226
00:11:42,493 --> 00:11:44,829
‎她將與一些同事進行商討並檢查…

227
00:11:44,912 --> 00:11:48,165
‎好了，說正經事，快替我的妻子插電
‎她就在那邊

228
00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:52,002
‎-她是一盞燈？
‎-不僅如此

229
00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:54,463
‎妳沒見過她最光鮮亮麗的一面

230
00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:58,008
‎她肯定會覺得這是有趣的笑話

231
00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:00,386
‎珍惜妳所愛的人，圖卡

232
00:12:00,469 --> 00:12:03,389
‎妳永遠無法預知
‎他們何時會與妳的人生失去連結

233
00:12:03,597 --> 00:12:04,765
‎拜託，替她插電…

234
00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:06,058
‎可惡，他們回來了

235
00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:08,102
‎該死…冷靜…

236
00:12:08,769 --> 00:12:11,772
‎如果那異常的腫塊是癌症…

237
00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:16,318
‎有時人生遭遇癌症
‎就努力把癌變愛…

238
00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:18,320
‎好了，妳得去照X光

239
00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:19,655
‎妳夠堅強嗎？

240
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,615
‎還是妳需要機器人？

241
00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:30,166
‎大家都很熟悉
‎我獲得垂涎欲滴獎的品項

242
00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:34,211
‎花捲甜甜圈和圓環蛋糕的絕妙結合
‎花捲圓環

243
00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:36,839
‎今天我為大家帶來新品項

244
00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:38,340
‎牛角圓環

245
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:40,885
‎牛角麵包和圓環蛋糕

246
00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:43,345
‎這兩者向來被視為彼此的天敵

247
00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:45,806
‎有人問為何將兩者結合？

248
00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:48,225
‎我反問有何不可？

249
00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:50,144
‎因為太危險了

250
00:12:50,227 --> 00:12:53,397
‎我已經將此程序發展到盡善盡美
‎基於科學研究利益

251
00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:56,776
‎我將慷慨把此方法與各位分享

252
00:12:56,859 --> 00:13:02,156
‎由我迷人的助理柏蒂歐歌鶇來示範

253
00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:08,287
‎大家好

254
00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:11,165
‎不過首先，為大家展示食材的是…

255
00:13:11,248 --> 00:13:13,834
‎我更迷人的無人機

256
00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:23,093
‎完美的蛋是關鍵

257
00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:26,722
‎因為蛋黃和蛋白必須陰陽調和

258
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,891
‎以令人狂喜的對稱性…

259
00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:31,352
‎好，柏蒂，妳一點都不緊張

260
00:13:31,435 --> 00:13:32,812
‎妳一點都不緊張

261
00:13:34,021 --> 00:13:36,232
‎這雙手為何要背叛我？

262
00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:38,400
‎我花了那麼多時間保養的這雙手

263
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,530
‎很多人嘗試過這項技巧並且失敗了

264
00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:44,281
‎他們的葬禮我都去了

265
00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:46,700
‎全部都是閉棺，不開放瞻仰遺容

266
00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:49,662
‎四重雀躍牛角圓環

267
00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:04,718
‎（牛角圓環）

268
00:14:12,726 --> 00:14:14,061
‎好

269
00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:17,898
‎我儘量以婉轉的方式來解釋
‎妳的下體裡有一顆蛋

270
00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:20,943
‎若不肯把蛋從輸卵管裡取出
‎妳就是笨蛋

271
00:14:21,318 --> 00:14:23,946
‎好，謝謝妳提供的資訊

272
00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:26,240
‎我決定不動手術

273
00:14:27,449 --> 00:14:28,284
‎聽好，女士

274
00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:30,703
‎那顆蛋深植在輸卵管中

275
00:14:30,786 --> 00:14:34,206
‎若不切除，它會破裂，妳會死

276
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:36,876
‎放心，我們這裡有一流的醫生

277
00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:44,133
‎妳母親就會做這種事，不繫安全帶

278
00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:46,719
‎姑媽，我媽媽會沒事嗎？

279
00:14:46,802 --> 00:14:50,931
‎別擔心，寶貝，這裡有一流的醫生

280
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:01,442
‎為牛角圓環乾一杯

281
00:15:01,525 --> 00:15:04,695
‎願它成為最新美食風潮
‎讓每個人熱愛

282
00:15:04,778 --> 00:15:07,156
‎愛到恨之入骨，因為它象徵著

283
00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:09,199
‎游手好閒富人的輕浮

284
00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:10,117
‎乾杯

285
00:15:11,201 --> 00:15:12,036
‎乾杯

286
00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:15,080
‎真爽！

287
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:18,667
‎我想我就回旅館，把冰桶裝滿冰塊吧

288
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:21,170
‎我正想邀請某個人

289
00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:24,256
‎去參加某個專為主廚所舉辦的晚宴

290
00:15:25,966 --> 00:15:28,552
‎麵包碗宴會，我聽說過了

291
00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:30,387
‎歡迎，正等候大駕

292
00:15:33,515 --> 00:15:35,893
‎全球的烘焙精英享用最精緻美食

293
00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:38,896
‎談論西點並抱怨能力較差的烘焙師

294
00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:41,565
‎等到最後一滴酒喝盡時

295
00:15:42,232 --> 00:15:43,609
‎他們就吃桌子

296
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:47,488
‎沒錯，對我已知之事的良好簡介

297
00:15:47,571 --> 00:15:48,989
‎你想邀請誰？

298
00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:52,993
‎妳這個親愛又嬌貴的小傻瓜，就是妳

299
00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:56,372
‎我的老天爺，是該死的麵包碗宴會

300
00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:58,457
‎你完全認真？

301
00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:00,876
‎是的，我完全認真

302
00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:06,548
‎（斯貝克，接，不接）

303
00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:08,842
‎妳要一起來嗎？

304
00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:14,223
‎請等一下

305
00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:18,435
‎斯貝克，我的展示極出色，大家說…

306
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:20,396
‎柏蒂，圖卡在醫院

307
00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:22,690
‎等等，怎麼回事？你跟她在一起嗎？

308
00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:24,400
‎沒有，不算是

309
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:25,651
‎那你怎麼知道的？

310
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,488
‎（兩分鐘前）

311
00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:33,117
‎男孩們，看我擺動我的軀體

312
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:36,787
‎圖卡？妳仍然在醫院裡嗎？
‎我在候診室裡

313
00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:37,705
‎什麼？

314
00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:41,583
‎-口耳相傳
‎-我的天

315
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:42,710
‎她還好嗎？

316
00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:44,378
‎我不知道，她即將動手術

317
00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:45,504
‎妳得馬上過來

318
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:54,763
‎西點彼德，非常謝謝你
‎不過我家裡有點急事

319
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:55,723
‎我必須走了

320
00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:58,934
‎這是絕無僅有的機會
‎不過妳就做妳該做的事吧

321
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,477
‎妳已經是成年雌鳥

322
00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:04,732
‎我無法勉強妳為事業做出正確的抉擇

323
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:20,164
‎我覺得自己像隻被剝殼的蝦

324
00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:23,250
‎感覺像吞下了一台怪獸卡車

325
00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:27,004
‎一片片吃下肚，我已經搞砸

326
00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:32,634
‎正開車越過我體內的毒泥沼

327
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:35,596
‎卻總是塞在路上，動彈不得

328
00:17:35,679 --> 00:17:39,016
‎搞得烏煙瘴氣，我多災多難

329
00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:48,942
‎我受不了無法掌握我的命運
‎我感到恐懼萬分並不堪一擊

330
00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:54,364
‎沒有朋友共同面對這份恐懼
‎實在令人無法承受

331
00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:58,368
‎等一下，還不要開始

332
00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:00,954
‎我還沒有準備好

333
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:04,958
‎這就是結局？

334
00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:15,511
‎可是我們從高中就開始交往了

335
00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:17,513
‎真希望我知道自己做錯了什麼

336
00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:20,891
‎通常我絕不會針對女性說出這種話

337
00:18:20,974 --> 00:18:25,646
‎但你的前女友聽起來很刻薄

338
00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:29,066
‎或許你不是和她分手，只是變成熟了

339
00:18:31,985 --> 00:18:33,529
‎我儘快趕來這裡了

340
00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:35,197
‎怎麼回事？我能見她嗎？

341
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:36,365
‎她還在動手術

342
00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:38,283
‎醫生說我們只能等待

343
00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:47,167
‎我告訴她要戒酒
‎也說過這樣下去不行

344
00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:48,836
‎我們得替她洗胃

345
00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:51,296
‎-我能做些什麼？
‎-妳只能等待

346
00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:53,257
‎（鳥城大學）

347
00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:19,950
‎圖卡，我真高興妳沒事

348
00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:22,744
‎什麼？我一直都沒事

349
00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:26,206
‎我很好，我可是圖卡

350
00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:35,924
‎我會想念你，斯貝克

351
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:38,635
‎我也會想念你，多毛大種馬69

352
00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:40,304
‎你可以叫我喬爾

353
00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:43,098
‎不要

354
00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:45,350
‎我絕不會那樣叫你

355
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:48,729
‎我愛妳，寶貝，我們快走吧

356
00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:56,862
‎到了，來吧，妳沒事了

357
00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:22,137
‎-柏蒂？妳在打掃？
‎-對，稍微打掃一下

358
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,514
‎-妳不必那麼做
‎-沒關係

359
00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:26,058
‎如果我不做，誰來做？

360
00:20:26,808 --> 00:20:29,686
‎-妳在生我的氣嗎？
‎-沒有

361
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:31,980
‎只是…看看這個地方

362
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:34,191
‎這就是沒有跟我一起住的樣子？

363
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,610
‎我知道妳想說什麼了

364
00:20:36,693 --> 00:20:38,487
‎妳不認為我能夠照顧自已

365
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:40,822
‎-什麼？
‎-我知道妳認為我很黏人

366
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:44,451
‎沒錯，我從對話通風口聽到妳說的話

367
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:48,080
‎我能說什麼？圖卡，妳確實很黏人

368
00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:49,206
‎妳總是黏著我不放

369
00:20:49,289 --> 00:20:51,875
‎妳總是那個風趣、無拘無束的派對狂

370
00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:53,585
‎我卻必須是那個杞人憂天的人

371
00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:55,462
‎可是當妳不在我身邊時

372
00:20:55,545 --> 00:20:57,547
‎我也很風趣，也很勇敢

373
00:20:58,048 --> 00:21:01,176
‎-妳到底在說些什麼？
‎-我的牛角圓環展示完美無瑕

374
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,761
‎大家都對我讚賞不已

375
00:21:02,844 --> 00:21:04,680
‎西點彼德邀請我去參加特別晚宴

376
00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:07,057
‎他還對我眨眼

377
00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:09,768
‎妳聽見自己說的話了嗎？
‎柏蒂，妳有男友了

378
00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:12,437
‎妳究竟想做什麼？

379
00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:13,814
‎妳到底是誰？

380
00:21:13,897 --> 00:21:17,276
‎為何西點彼德的新品項
‎沿用舊式取名方式？

381
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:19,111
‎為何不取名為圓環牛角？

382
00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:20,737
‎我沒有請妳來這裡

383
00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:22,406
‎我可以照顧我自己

384
00:21:22,489 --> 00:21:24,783
‎我有個認識的怪人帶我去醫院

385
00:21:24,866 --> 00:21:27,744
‎我說過要帶妳去醫院好幾次了

386
00:21:27,828 --> 00:21:29,746
‎即使在大學時代，妳也不聽我的話

387
00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:31,540
‎結果妳被送到急診室

388
00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:33,792
‎情況不一樣，我現在已經戒酒了

389
00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:36,795
‎圖卡，我知道妳才剛開完刀

390
00:21:36,878 --> 00:21:38,463
‎所以我就讓妳休息吧

391
00:21:41,049 --> 00:21:44,803
‎不過我只要再說一件事就好

392
00:21:45,595 --> 00:21:48,223
‎別忘了那次妳的裁剪牛仔短褲

393
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,350
‎毀了我的整個暑假

394
00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:52,978
‎要提那件事？我也有其他事可提

395
00:21:53,061 --> 00:21:55,314
‎例如妳害我們被趕出艾妮塔的婚宴

396
00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:57,774
‎因為妳堅持那是吃到飽的自助餐

397
00:21:57,858 --> 00:21:59,318
‎圖卡，那是妳做的好事

398
00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:00,944
‎對，那是我

399
00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:04,698
‎這是我的護唇膏，我買的護唇膏

400
00:22:04,781 --> 00:22:06,408
‎誰會去買護唇膏？

401
00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:09,786
‎否則護唇膏從哪裡來的？
‎可不會如魔法般出現在眼前

402
00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:11,330
‎妳只是沒有用心去找而已

403
00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:13,915
‎史賓賽根本配不上妳

404
00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:16,418
‎他只是愚蠢的兄弟會成員鵜鶘

405
00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:18,045
‎謝謝妳那麼說

406
00:22:18,378 --> 00:22:20,297
‎妳永遠不滿意自己的情感關係

407
00:22:20,380 --> 00:22:22,382
‎因為沒有人配得上妳

408
00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:24,259
‎妳為何說那種話？

409
00:22:24,468 --> 00:22:27,179
‎妳憑什麼認為妳比我好？
‎我幫助妳獲得升遷

410
00:22:27,262 --> 00:22:31,183
‎沒有我，妳根本出不了門
‎因為妳是個膽小鬼

411
00:22:31,266 --> 00:22:33,352
‎我總是不顧一切來幫助妳

412
00:22:33,977 --> 00:22:37,022
‎我祈禱妳無法再不顧一切來幫助我

413
00:22:37,105 --> 00:22:39,358
‎因為妳終於有工作要擔心

414
00:22:41,985 --> 00:22:44,196
‎看看妳害我變成如此刻薄的人

415
00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:46,698
‎接下來怎麼辦？

416
00:22:47,574 --> 00:22:49,701
‎我不知道，這真的很困難

417
00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:52,079
‎過去曾是那麼有趣

418
00:22:52,162 --> 00:22:54,998
‎而如今我們的友誼得付出很多心力…

419
00:22:55,665 --> 00:22:56,625
‎感覺像工作

420
00:22:56,708 --> 00:22:59,002
‎那就是妳對我的感覺？像份工作？

421
00:22:59,086 --> 00:23:00,087
‎不是，而是…

422
00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:02,547
‎也許我們漸行漸遠了

423
00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:05,634
‎也許我們需要暫時分開

424
00:24:44,858 --> 00:24:46,818
‎嘿，是我，丹堤主廚…

425
00:24:47,110 --> 00:24:50,822
‎只是平凡男子，我準備好好玩一場

426
00:24:51,198 --> 00:24:52,741
‎妳是誰？

427
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,744
‎是你嗎？我的丹堤主廚？

428
00:24:55,827 --> 00:24:57,078
‎我親愛的寶貝

429
00:24:57,162 --> 00:24:59,414
‎快過來親吻你的祖母

430
00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:01,082
‎快給我你的吻，我要你的吻

431
00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:03,668
‎我要你的吻，我得有你的吻

432
00:25:03,752 --> 00:25:06,880
‎我愛死你的吻，快給我…

433
00:25:06,963 --> 00:25:07,964
‎親吻

434
00:25:08,048 --> 00:25:09,799
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