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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎溫馨問候、友善戲謔、詼諧評論…

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‎好了，廢話少說
‎我們快去妲露拉姑媽家吧

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‎趁游泳池的水還是溫的時候，快走吧

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‎她的生日又到了？我今年無法跟妳去

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‎-別這樣，為什麼？
‎-我今天一整天都有活動

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‎我要去運動，也許還會學習新舞步

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‎然後參加女人佔據座位的會議

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‎女人佔位

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‎還有我的烘焙坊學徒生涯從今晚開始

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‎（辣味薯片？）

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‎一整天的自我充權活動

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‎我甚至都選好了晚點要穿的衣服

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‎沒錯，今天是寵愛自我週六

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‎柏蒂，我真以妳為榮
‎上週妳連出門都不願意

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‎現在妳卻為自己做這些很棒的事

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‎穿一件根本無法小便的衣服

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‎真是勇敢

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‎沒什麼大不了，把衣服往旁邊拉就行

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‎很抱歉我今天不能陪妳去
‎妳跟妳的姑媽會沒事吧？

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‎這是妳戒酒後第一次去找她

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‎對…她一人可喝掉兩人份的酒

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‎我得走了，我得搭慢得要死的公車

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‎一路到鳥喙郡

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‎-誰要去鳥喙郡？
‎-我，獨自一人，就我自己

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‎等一下…我在建築學院讀過那個區域

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‎那裡有兩幢阿什比建築

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‎一幢利平科特建築和一幢叢林平房

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‎沒錯

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‎你知道有龐大水牛住在叢林平房嗎？

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‎圖卡的姑媽住在蘭達帕吉特建築裡

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‎真的嗎？

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‎-嘿，圖卡，瘋狂建議…
‎-你叫我什麼？

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‎我跟妳一起去妳姑媽家如何？

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‎圖卡與斯貝克之日

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‎那會是什麼情況？

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‎會充滿樂趣

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‎圖卡與斯貝克之日

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‎我們會觀賞建築，品嚐小吃

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‎也許還會找到同款褲子

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‎圖卡與斯貝克之日

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‎-感覺很怪異
‎-我完全無法想像

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‎-我可以開車
‎-前座是我的

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‎那當然了

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‎（正離開鳥城）

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‎-建築播客？
‎-不要

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‎-政治播客？
‎-爛透了

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‎你就像我未曾有過的無聊爸爸

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‎好吧…我想妳應該會喜歡這個

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‎這是老掉牙的童話故事
‎男孩遇見女孩

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‎男孩和女孩結婚，男孩殺了女孩…

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‎然後娶了女孩的妹妹

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‎並在埋葬女孩的後院舉行婚禮

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‎直到女孩的屍體被發現

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‎謀殺

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‎所有細節都在一至四集中討論過了

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‎今天我們換個角度

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‎來了解一些上訴法院系統的運作方式

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‎不要

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‎-算了，我們聊天好了
‎-好

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‎妳姑媽怎麼負擔得起鳥喙郡的房子？

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‎她嫁給了有錢大亨？

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‎她結婚又離婚的對象當中
‎有幾個有錢大亨

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‎幾個有權力的人、一隻有錢肥貓
‎三個有影響力的人和一個有勢力的人

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‎但這些婚姻都是她靠自己
‎在羽毛產業賺了錢之後的事

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‎感謝提問

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‎-她似乎是位不得了的女士
‎-她基本上是十個我

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‎十個妳，天啊

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‎-那…真是太多了
‎-你愛得不得了，斯貝克

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‎向左擺動，再向右擺動

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‎記得頭和手臂隨著節奏打拍子

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‎簡單

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‎天啊，我真棒

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‎也許我該錄下來上傳到網路

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‎我來檢查水槽

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‎我不知道有這一回事
‎是房東要你來的嗎？

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‎對，有漏水的情況

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‎-我不確定我感到自在…
‎-妳真是嬌小的鳥

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‎真的很嬌小
‎我敢說我可以一次舉起兩個妳

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‎謝謝？

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‎-妳有先生或男友嗎？
‎-什麼？

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‎若有的話
‎他應該把滿是泥的工作靴擺外面

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‎讓別人知道家裡有個男人

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‎-什麼？
‎-只是客氣閒聊而已

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‎有人說我的沉默凝視會令人反感

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‎我需要去…

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‎（今天水電工人要來？4B的柏蒂字）

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‎（對，房東字）

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‎真是的，真有幫助

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‎漏水的元凶就是韭蔥

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‎-可能要花點時間修理
‎-我…得出門

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‎好，我完工之後會把門鎖上
‎我有自己的鑰匙

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‎我知道，很棒吧？

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‎伯納德，我也很高興見到你
‎還有小狗們，嗨，寶貝們

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‎你真是放蕩不羈，伯納德！

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‎天啊

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‎那種蹣跚的步履
‎只可能是我最喜歡的姪女圖卡

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‎不是妳的錯，寶貝
‎妳很倒楣有一雙粗腿

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‎這副擠成一團的軀體是誰的？

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‎是我的妲露拉姑媽
‎還是攤平的胖子正接受按摩？

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‎我聞到的是妳帶來的男人？

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‎還是妳臭汗散發出來的純正麝香？

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‎很高興認識妳，妲露拉

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‎我得說親眼看見這幢房屋更感到驚艷

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‎有些東西是越老越有看頭

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‎值得擁有的東西通常都是如此

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‎對，除了貝果之外

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‎看看我，打扮過於寒酸來會客

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‎-請給我片刻換衣服
‎-好，慢慢來

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‎我可以在這幢房子裡探索一輩子

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‎什麼？妳上過《尾巴與羽毛》封面？

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‎很多次

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‎我說過我姑媽是很有名的人

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‎圖卡，我真喜歡妳炫耀我的樣子

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‎真等不及妳有點成就，讓我能炫耀妳

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‎妳最好活得夠久，老太婆

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‎翎羽系列的代言人兼設計師

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‎不論在鏡頭前後都一樣自在

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‎致力於生產讓家庭主婦、小明星
‎與投資人滿意的時尚服飾

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‎她粉碎了玻璃天花板
‎留下一地染血的碎片

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‎讓下一位女性也能穿越

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‎對這位獨特的時尚偶像而言
‎往上爬似乎是唯一的方向

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‎所以我告訴中東的埃米爾：
‎“我可以杜拜我自己的酒

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‎不必麻煩了”

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‎杜拜

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‎自由了

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‎反正這樣本來就比待在家裡好

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‎新鮮的空氣

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‎迷人的蜜大腿，小姑娘

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‎不好意思，請問妳知道在哪裡…

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‎饒了我吧

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‎為何今天大家都對我凶巴巴？

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‎斯貝克

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‎斯貝克？

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‎那個傢伙去哪裡了？

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‎嗨

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‎令人驚喜的進場方式

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‎我真高興能找到這個

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‎這位建築師以她的奇思妙想聞名

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‎她在屋裡建造了各種此類的秘密通道

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‎這個樓梯通到閣樓

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‎不會吧？

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‎這真的太酷了

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‎我真的對你鳥嘴裡吐出來的話感興趣

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‎怎麼回事？

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‎妳被建築學這個迷人的情婦誘惑了

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‎跟我來

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‎這是我姑媽的招牌調酒

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‎百香果花蜜、香檳和一點薑汁汽水

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‎她取名為“胃敬畏”

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‎真是太好喝了

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‎拿去，我的也給你

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‎為何不告訴妳姑媽妳戒酒了？

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‎今天是她的生日

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‎我不想以戒酒的話題
‎把她的慶生活動搞砸

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‎替我喝我的酒
‎協助我假裝一切都很正常，好嗎？

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‎好

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‎-這裡有什麼？
‎-偷窺孔

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‎你們在這裡，酒杯空了，打扮寒酸

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‎伯納德

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‎多端點調酒來更衣室，別斷了酒源

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‎有人在嗎？可怕的水電工？

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‎我正以手機錄下一切以防有審判

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‎他走了

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‎還好我今天要參加那個充權會議

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‎女人佔位

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‎我趕快沖個澡

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‎萬一他回來呢？
‎或在水管裡藏了攝影機？

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‎還是不用沖了

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‎漂亮的美腿，寶貝

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‎無法把眼光從妳的小腿移開

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‎女孩，我喜歡妳的脛骨和腓骨

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‎我是骨外科醫生
‎但晚上就成了一個變態

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‎夠了，還是算了吧

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‎上半身太寬鬆，應該合身點才對

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‎應該貼身但絕不是緊繃

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‎姑媽，妳總是強調胸部

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‎我比較喜歡炫耀其他的部位

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‎-不管妳有什麼迷人之處，炫耀吧
‎-什麼？這對垂頭喪氣的傢伙？

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‎儘量動手吧，現在我那裡毫無感覺

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‎快看

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‎我覺得自由自在

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‎太好了，親愛的，真棒

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‎（平衡鳥瑜伽
‎今天舉行女人佔位會議）

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‎-抱歉，我遲到了，真的很抱歉
‎-我們這裡不做那種事

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‎-道歉這類的事
‎-對

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‎我很抱歉

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‎把這個放進妳的褲子裡

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‎這是女人佔據座位會議，對吧？

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‎上週我們談到開腿男的議題

191
00:12:47,641 --> 00:12:51,520
‎這項練習的目的
‎是讓各位用敵人的大腦思考

192
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:52,980
‎也就是大爺

193
00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:54,690
‎米琦，願意示範一下嗎？

194
00:12:58,110 --> 00:12:59,487
‎柏蒂，妳試試

195
00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:02,615
‎有沒有小胡蘿蔔讓我先試試？

196
00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:04,116
‎或是酸黃瓜？

197
00:13:09,663 --> 00:13:11,332
‎快看，我有第三個奶

198
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:22,843
‎（照片）

199
00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:25,221
‎看看這些回憶

200
00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:26,138
‎（換羽日）

201
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:30,434
‎唯一沒變的就是妳鳥喙的尺寸

202
00:13:31,101 --> 00:13:33,521
‎沒錯，我從小就有大鳥喙

203
00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:38,567
‎那是妳母親嗎？妳長得跟她很像

204
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:39,527
‎對

205
00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:43,948
‎我媽媽獨自扶養我們一群孩子
‎很多美好的回憶

206
00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:46,575
‎美好？家裡常常被斷電

207
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,828
‎孩子們大部分時間都赤腳

208
00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:51,580
‎你們五個到處跑來跑去，幾乎沒人管

209
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,874
‎你們當中有人倖存下來都是奇蹟

210
00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:56,085
‎沒錯，我們沒有什麼錢

211
00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:58,921
‎但我媽媽很有辦法
‎把我們照顧得很好

212
00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:03,676
‎我們都愛著彼此
‎但媽媽過世後，情況就變了

213
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:12,643
‎很遺憾聽到這種事

214
00:14:12,726 --> 00:14:14,687
‎真是悲劇

215
00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:18,524
‎如此年輕，這麼多令人質疑的抉擇

216
00:14:18,607 --> 00:14:19,859
‎圖卡很幸運

217
00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:24,905
‎她這顆蠢大腦
‎聰明到懂得依附妲露拉姑媽

218
00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:26,991
‎對，夠了，姑媽

219
00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:29,785
‎我們該控制一下了，也許改喝啤酒吧

220
00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:35,416
‎伯納德，送啤酒丁尼過來

221
00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:41,672
‎我們來練習
‎聽到性暗示叫囂聲的各種反應

222
00:14:41,755 --> 00:14:44,425
‎女士們…過來吧

223
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:47,595
‎-嘿，迷人蜜唇
‎-謝謝

224
00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:52,308
‎好，茱爾
‎還是需要練習回應不請自來的傷害

225
00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:55,936
‎-不過妳很有自信
‎-我的天，謝謝妳

226
00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:58,689
‎嘿，蜜桃屁股

227
00:14:59,773 --> 00:15:03,068
‎我要殺了妳，去死吧…

228
00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:08,490
‎我的意思是請去死吧，謝謝

229
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:09,992
‎天啊，好

230
00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:13,871
‎這個練習有可能引起極大的反應
‎但妳的反應很好，下一位

231
00:15:15,664 --> 00:15:18,500
‎肯定是含果粒的果醬
‎因為一般果醬不會晃成那樣

232
00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:20,210
‎我不懂

233
00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:22,463
‎我也不懂，兩種不都是果醬嗎？

234
00:15:22,546 --> 00:15:23,714
‎這兩種其實不一樣

235
00:15:23,797 --> 00:15:24,924
‎一種是有塊狀物

236
00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:27,134
‎裡面有較多的真正果粒

237
00:15:27,217 --> 00:15:30,012
‎-遠比一般果醬好
‎-解釋含橘皮的果醬

238
00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:33,182
‎抱歉

239
00:15:37,686 --> 00:15:43,484
‎現在大家一週17天都暴露軀體

240
00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:46,987
‎完全沒有神秘感，還有緊身褲

241
00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:49,323
‎真是夠了，緊身褲

242
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:53,786
‎簡直讓陰部形狀表露無遺

243
00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:59,124
‎在我的年代，大家指望女性付出努力

244
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:03,379
‎今天真是美好的一天，我們該回家了

245
00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:05,339
‎我得說今天真是超“鑽”的一天

246
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:09,009
‎超“鑽”？超讚，是超讚

247
00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:11,387
‎敬付錢給我們這種人的富豪

248
00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:14,431
‎我們才能替他們蓋瘋狂的房子

249
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:15,975
‎乾杯

250
00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:18,268
‎我最好趕快送他回家

251
00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:21,188
‎很高興見到妳，妲露拉姑媽

252
00:16:21,271 --> 00:16:22,648
‎生日快樂

253
00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:26,235
‎好了，我會把妳來此想要的東西給妳

254
00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:28,821
‎伯納德，把我的支票簿拿來

255
00:16:28,904 --> 00:16:31,865
‎我來此看妳並祝福妳生日快樂

256
00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:36,036
‎並確保妳昏暗公寓裡的燈光保持亮著

257
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:39,164
‎別讓她對妳這麼無禮，太過分了

258
00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:43,085
‎她不是有意的，我們就是這樣
‎喝酒然後互相戲謔

259
00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:45,921
‎你們兩個窩囊廢在說什麼悄悄話？

260
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:51,135
‎節食法嗎？
‎要瘦胖腿和吃出來的大臀部？

261
00:16:58,475 --> 00:17:01,103
‎我想以上週
‎我深植在一些人心中的想法

262
00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:04,982
‎來結束今晚的會議
‎那就是我們的個人座右銘

263
00:17:05,065 --> 00:17:06,483
‎現在是和大家分享的時候

264
00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:08,318
‎茱爾，妳已經有一些想法了

265
00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:11,613
‎人生就像一條有大石頭的河流

266
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:14,283
‎或是有很深坑洞的道路

267
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:17,202
‎或是不停打嗝的軀體

268
00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:19,246
‎我們度過這些暴風雨就好

269
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,332
‎真無拘無束，謝謝妳

270
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:24,126
‎還有人要分享座右銘嗎？

271
00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:25,753
‎去死吧，凱文

272
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,340
‎具宣示性又順口，我很喜歡

273
00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:31,842
‎還有人要分享嗎？

274
00:17:32,634 --> 00:17:34,053
‎（乳酪玉米牛角麵包？）

275
00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:37,890
‎-柏蒂…不如妳來分享
‎-我不確定我準備好了

276
00:17:37,973 --> 00:17:42,102
‎這個研討會將不會起任何作用
‎除非妳願意深入自己的內在

277
00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:44,730
‎並抓住一把血腥的內臟

278
00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:47,858
‎也就是妳的一坨真實感受，柏蒂

279
00:17:49,276 --> 00:17:52,071
‎有時我覺得這是一個男人的世界

280
00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:54,364
‎我只是一片四處飄零的小葉子

281
00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:56,700
‎我沒有控制權，無法保護自己

282
00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:58,243
‎我已經厭倦感到恐懼

283
00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:00,245
‎要任由比我強大的人欺負

284
00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:02,748
‎-我真希望自己可以…
‎-妳可以怎樣？

285
00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:04,666
‎算了

286
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:07,920
‎我今天不是能想出洗鍊座右銘的狀況

287
00:18:08,003 --> 00:18:10,589
‎不一定得要精簡、順口或討喜

288
00:18:10,672 --> 00:18:13,967
‎妳想對侵犯妳個人空間

289
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:17,721
‎阻止妳好好過生活的男人說什麼？

290
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,391
‎我是個成年女性

291
00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:25,813
‎你應該把我當人對待，而不是物品

292
00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:28,315
‎我不是來提供娛樂的

293
00:18:28,398 --> 00:18:30,150
‎也不是玩物

294
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:33,570
‎從我的個人空間滾出去
‎不然我會揍扁你的臉

295
00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:36,073
‎天啊，柏蒂

296
00:18:36,156 --> 00:18:40,452
‎柏蒂，那是真正的力量
‎妳感受到內在的這一團力量嗎？

297
00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:41,745
‎我想我感受到了

298
00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:46,625
‎我覺得辭藻有點過於華麗

299
00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:49,169
‎我認為“去死吧，凱文”比較直接

300
00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:51,505
‎好了，和我們分享這個時刻，喬依絲

301
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,677
‎（支付圖卡巨嘴鳥1275元）

302
00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:58,428
‎（備忘：揩油錢，妲露拉巨嘴鳥）

303
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:02,141
‎妳喜歡向我揩油要錢

304
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:03,433
‎我承認

305
00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:06,228
‎如此輕浮又不負責任

306
00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:09,690
‎總是不肯做出艱難的決定

307
00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:13,902
‎姑媽，妳今晚真是很嚴厲地指責我

308
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:17,322
‎難怪妳演變到今天這個地步

309
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:18,782
‎妳跟妳媽媽一樣

310
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:23,579
‎不准妳再說任何一個關於我媽媽的字

311
00:19:24,746 --> 00:19:28,250
‎-說到痛處了？
‎-妳愛怎麼說我都行

312
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:31,211
‎在我媽媽短短的一生當中

313
00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:33,088
‎她只提供積極樂觀與愛給世界

314
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,257
‎所以妳別說了

315
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:39,469
‎積極樂觀與愛？她有什麼下場？

316
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:41,805
‎沒有職業生涯，沒有男人

317
00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:43,891
‎妳變得跟她一模一樣

318
00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:47,060
‎至少妳還聰明到懂得拿我的錢

319
00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:49,938
‎我從未向妳要任何東西，我是來看妳

320
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:51,982
‎錢妳就留著吧

321
00:19:54,109 --> 00:19:56,236
‎精湛的表演，圖卡

322
00:19:56,320 --> 00:20:00,157
‎等妳清醒之後
‎妳會回來並發覺自己做的蠢事

323
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,326
‎我已經戒酒六個月了

324
00:20:02,409 --> 00:20:05,913
‎天啊，這次是整整六個月

325
00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:08,874
‎真是不得了

326
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:11,960
‎妳現在揩油沒什麼大不了

327
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:15,547
‎等妳到我這個年紀，就不一樣了

328
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:18,508
‎大家都會丟下妳不管

329
00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:21,470
‎妳不能依賴任何人，懂嗎？

330
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:23,680
‎大家都會拋棄妳

331
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,146
‎（西點彼德法式烘焙坊）

332
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,064
‎嗨

333
00:20:32,147 --> 00:20:34,149
‎（打烊）

334
00:20:38,987 --> 00:20:39,988
‎有人在嗎？

335
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,949
‎我來當學徒了

336
00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:44,368
‎我很確定你說過要我過來…

337
00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:46,912
‎開始吧，進來

338
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:52,167
‎不對…要像這樣

339
00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:57,089
‎-好，我們是否可以…
‎-現在換妳自己來

340
00:20:58,423 --> 00:21:01,760
‎-我有話要說
‎-“遵命，主廚”

341
00:21:06,473 --> 00:21:08,350
‎遵命，主廚？

342
00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:10,727
‎-開始
‎-遵命，主廚

343
00:21:12,729 --> 00:21:13,605
‎更快一點

344
00:21:17,901 --> 00:21:18,819
‎更大一點

345
00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:23,240
‎更好一點

346
00:21:24,866 --> 00:21:27,286
‎更多一點…

347
00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:28,704
‎遵命，主廚

348
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:36,336
‎圖卡與斯貝克之日

349
00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:40,215
‎我們喝了一些酒，我跌倒在地

350
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:43,593
‎圖卡與斯貝克之日

351
00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:46,638
‎該死

352
00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:48,390
‎我為何撕掉那張支票？

353
00:21:48,515 --> 00:21:51,351
‎-這個月我怎麼付房租？
‎-沒問題

354
00:21:51,435 --> 00:21:52,978
‎妳總有副業可做

355
00:21:53,061 --> 00:21:56,732
‎到府服務公證人、遛命師

356
00:21:56,815 --> 00:22:00,819
‎狗的導遊、到府貴族騎車人

357
00:22:05,907 --> 00:22:07,075
‎或許我姑媽說得沒錯

358
00:22:07,451 --> 00:22:10,454
‎我漫無目標又不負責任
‎是一個只會揩油的人

359
00:22:10,537 --> 00:22:12,664
‎萬一我無法振作

360
00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:15,584
‎也無法領養12個孩子組織一個家庭

361
00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:17,252
‎變得像妲露拉姑媽一樣孤單？

362
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:19,546
‎不可能的，圖卡

363
00:22:19,629 --> 00:22:22,591
‎妳有我和柏蒂，我們是一家人

364
00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:24,926
‎謝了，老兄

365
00:22:26,511 --> 00:22:28,555
‎你的褲子在哪裡？斯貝克

366
00:22:28,638 --> 00:22:31,391
‎圖卡，我再也不穿褲子了

367
00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:34,686
‎我現在就是這樣的人

368
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:46,782
‎柏蒂，過來一下

369
00:22:46,865 --> 00:22:48,867
‎-過來看看這個
‎-遵命，主廚

370
00:22:48,950 --> 00:22:52,496
‎我正努力改善
‎以香蕉製作奶油炒麵糊的過程

371
00:22:52,579 --> 00:22:53,705
‎水果奶油炒麵糊

372
00:22:53,789 --> 00:22:55,290
‎妳就站在最前線目睹一切

373
00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:56,500
‎（獨家）

374
00:22:56,583 --> 00:22:59,127
‎不是靠溫度或時間來判定是否完成

375
00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:01,254
‎而是以氣味和外觀

376
00:23:01,338 --> 00:23:03,048
‎快完成了，聞聞看

377
00:23:04,674 --> 00:23:06,385
‎沒錯，真香

378
00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:09,596
‎留在那裡，妳才能觀察顏色的變化

379
00:23:09,679 --> 00:23:11,890
‎若顏色變得過深，就完了

380
00:23:12,265 --> 00:23:14,851
‎對，我看得見，只是超級熱

381
00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:17,187
‎這是最重要的步驟

382
00:23:17,270 --> 00:23:18,897
‎就是現在，快看

383
00:23:18,980 --> 00:23:19,940
‎遵命，主廚

384
00:23:20,023 --> 00:23:23,068
‎留在那裡，好好吸進香味

385
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‎感受它的美妙

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‎感受到了嗎？

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00:23:35,580 --> 00:23:36,623
‎我馬上回來

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‎（天堂）

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‎字幕翻譯：黃琪芳