1 00:00:00,401 --> 00:00:03,736 [gentle music] 2 00:00:12,279 --> 00:00:13,812 -[water splashes] -[plant teens scream] 3 00:00:17,084 --> 00:00:18,050 [speckle] yes. 4 00:00:19,219 --> 00:00:21,686 Yes. I, I can get rid of that part 5 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:23,488 But a house is like music. 6 00:00:23,490 --> 00:00:24,556 You know, you change one note 7 00:00:24,558 --> 00:00:26,291 -And the melody is off-key. -[honks] 8 00:00:26,293 --> 00:00:28,761 [francine] it's the client's decision, speckle. 9 00:00:28,763 --> 00:00:30,295 Just change it. 10 00:00:30,297 --> 00:00:31,163 [sighs] of course. 11 00:00:31,165 --> 00:00:33,498 -Thanks, francine. -[phone beeps] 12 00:00:33,500 --> 00:00:35,033 [rumbles] 13 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:36,168 Argh! 14 00:00:36,170 --> 00:00:37,836 All I wanna do is work 15 00:00:37,838 --> 00:00:39,704 On the fixer-upper house I bought. 16 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:41,640 It's almost ready for us to move into! 17 00:00:41,642 --> 00:00:44,242 -[wind gusts] -[tarp rustles] 18 00:00:44,244 --> 00:00:45,443 No rush on that! 19 00:00:45,445 --> 00:00:46,845 I'm happy to stay here forever! 20 00:00:46,847 --> 00:00:48,913 It's so frustrating being stuck working 21 00:00:48,915 --> 00:00:51,383 For all these rich clients with terrible taste. 22 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:52,851 I have good taste 23 00:00:52,853 --> 00:00:55,520 So when do I get to go full speckle on something? 24 00:00:55,522 --> 00:00:58,056 Hmm. That feels good. 25 00:00:58,058 --> 00:00:59,391 Really good. 26 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:03,195 Hey, how about a little "architectural tour"? 27 00:01:03,197 --> 00:01:05,063 Around the building? 28 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:06,598 You mean... 29 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:07,599 [both moan] 30 00:01:07,601 --> 00:01:10,068 Wait, this is triggering my vertigo! 31 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,269 [both moan] 32 00:01:11,271 --> 00:01:12,671 -[thuds] -ow! 33 00:01:12,673 --> 00:01:14,072 [speckle moans] 34 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:16,341 Wait, what if we get locked out? 35 00:01:16,343 --> 00:01:17,876 [both moan] 36 00:01:17,878 --> 00:01:19,744 -Oh! -You dirty girl. 37 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:23,682 You like it down here, underneath everything? 38 00:01:23,684 --> 00:01:25,350 Yeah. We're in the building's 39 00:01:25,352 --> 00:01:26,685 -Ass! -Yeah! 40 00:01:26,687 --> 00:01:28,687 [creepy music] 41 00:01:29,289 --> 00:01:31,155 Ew, what's that? 42 00:01:31,157 --> 00:01:32,090 Mm. 43 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:34,092 -[both moan] -[smooches] 44 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:35,094 Oh! 45 00:01:35,962 --> 00:01:38,831 [theme music] 46 00:01:38,833 --> 00:01:40,165 ♪ tuca & bertie, tuca & bertie ♪ 47 00:01:40,167 --> 00:01:41,500 ♪ bertie & tuca and tuca & bertie ♪ 48 00:01:41,502 --> 00:01:43,035 ♪ tuca & bertie ♪ [vocalizes] 49 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:44,837 [crowd cheers] 50 00:01:44,839 --> 00:01:46,971 -♪ tuca ♪ -♪ bertie ♪ 51 00:01:46,973 --> 00:01:48,807 [tuca and bertie vocalizing] 52 00:01:50,377 --> 00:01:53,379 [vocalizing continues] 53 00:01:54,248 --> 00:01:57,783 [upbeat music] 54 00:02:00,387 --> 00:02:01,220 [shower running] 55 00:02:06,861 --> 00:02:08,793 Something seems different. 56 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:12,130 Hmm, what's this? 57 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:13,165 [paper rustles] 58 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:16,134 "dear current occupant..." 59 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:19,137 "your building is under new ownership." 60 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:22,140 We're getting a 25% rent increase! 61 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:23,475 -Shit! -[door slams open] 62 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:24,743 You see this shit? 63 00:02:24,745 --> 00:02:27,345 This shitty [bleep] shit [bleep] shit? 64 00:02:27,347 --> 00:02:29,548 [frantic music] 65 00:02:29,550 --> 00:02:30,949 This would not be happening 66 00:02:30,951 --> 00:02:34,018 If not for the untimely demise of bob. 67 00:02:34,020 --> 00:02:35,888 -Awoo! -Who is bob? 68 00:02:35,890 --> 00:02:37,890 Our landlord. He perished! 69 00:02:37,892 --> 00:02:39,291 Why are you all not weeping 70 00:02:39,293 --> 00:02:42,827 As I did upon the hearing of this news? Hello? 71 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:44,296 Well, he never fixed my toilet! 72 00:02:44,298 --> 00:02:46,965 The man was in the hospital, fighting for his life. 73 00:02:46,967 --> 00:02:49,768 And I was in my bathroom, fighting to flush my toilet! 74 00:02:49,770 --> 00:02:51,904 Hey! Follow the fridge! 75 00:02:54,441 --> 00:02:56,308 Hello, ladies. 76 00:02:56,310 --> 00:02:58,643 Are you here for some goodbye sex? 77 00:02:58,645 --> 00:03:00,579 Yuck! Gross, bruce! 78 00:03:00,581 --> 00:03:04,583 But also, we're guests here, so, shoes on or off? 79 00:03:04,585 --> 00:03:06,785 Off. Definitely off. 80 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:10,855 I was priced outta this building and look, 81 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:12,124 They didn't even wait for me to leave 82 00:03:12,126 --> 00:03:13,458 Before they started renovating! 83 00:03:13,460 --> 00:03:14,927 Makes sense. 84 00:03:14,929 --> 00:03:17,262 Those colors are butt-ass ugly! 85 00:03:17,264 --> 00:03:20,865 Yo, big beefy, what are you gonna do with that stove? 86 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:22,867 Eh, probably donate it. Why? 87 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:24,669 I got my penne all over it. 88 00:03:24,671 --> 00:03:28,073 Which is italian for noodles and spanish for penis. 89 00:03:28,075 --> 00:03:31,810 Guess which language I speak, amigo. 90 00:03:31,812 --> 00:03:32,745 [groans] 91 00:03:32,747 --> 00:03:34,847 [whispers] I am not gonna miss this creep. 92 00:03:35,950 --> 00:03:38,483 Hi, hi, hi! Oh, I'm tyler. 93 00:03:38,485 --> 00:03:40,152 I'm moving into this apartment. 94 00:03:40,154 --> 00:03:42,554 I just came by to take some measurements! 95 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:44,422 I also brought matcha cupcakes! 96 00:03:44,424 --> 00:03:47,892 Just my way of saying "nice to meet'cha". 97 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:50,495 [gasps] cute baking pan. 98 00:03:50,497 --> 00:03:52,430 Here, you can have one, I have extra! 99 00:03:52,432 --> 00:03:54,633 Aw, really? Thanks! 100 00:03:54,635 --> 00:03:56,568 Quit being nice to the gentrifier! 101 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:58,637 Ooh, kinda like that lamp. 102 00:03:58,639 --> 00:03:59,904 I can't help it. 103 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:02,106 She's so appealing on every level! 104 00:04:02,108 --> 00:04:05,510 Ah! This neighborhood is so authentic! 105 00:04:05,512 --> 00:04:07,579 Yep. I porked that. Screwed that. 106 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:08,580 Most definitely banged that. 107 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:11,984 You're gonna wanna burn your gloves too, hermano. 108 00:04:11,986 --> 00:04:13,518 I really regret getting him spanish lessons 109 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:14,486 For his birthday. 110 00:04:16,190 --> 00:04:17,189 [horn honks] 111 00:04:22,463 --> 00:04:23,362 [car door closes] 112 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:26,264 [chuckles] oh, no. 113 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:27,800 I'm not the new landlord. 114 00:04:27,802 --> 00:04:28,867 I'm a friendly face, 115 00:04:28,869 --> 00:04:30,535 Here to facilitate communication 116 00:04:30,537 --> 00:04:32,136 Between you and it. 117 00:04:32,138 --> 00:04:35,007 Is it a management company or something? 118 00:04:35,009 --> 00:04:37,476 Uh-huh, yes, to "something"! 119 00:04:37,478 --> 00:04:40,012 A something that is neither a he, nor she, nor they. 120 00:04:40,014 --> 00:04:41,946 But it is green and pervasive 121 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:43,882 And only interested in continued growth 122 00:04:43,884 --> 00:04:45,017 And guess what? 123 00:04:45,019 --> 00:04:46,885 It's moss! 124 00:04:46,887 --> 00:04:49,954 Say hello, moss. Just joshing! 125 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:52,424 It won't say hello or goodbye. It's moss. 126 00:04:52,426 --> 00:04:55,027 What about the stupid rent hike? It's too much! 127 00:04:55,029 --> 00:04:56,161 -Yeah! -It's too much! 128 00:04:56,163 --> 00:04:58,230 -[overlapping chatter] -we can't pay that! 129 00:04:58,232 --> 00:04:59,231 It's moss? 130 00:04:59,233 --> 00:05:01,766 Ooh, yeah, the rent increase is high! 131 00:05:01,768 --> 00:05:03,168 Let me talk to the moss, circle back, 132 00:05:03,170 --> 00:05:04,369 And I let you know what the moss does, 133 00:05:04,371 --> 00:05:05,637 Or most likely, does not say. 134 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:06,839 Because it has no vocal cords. 135 00:05:06,841 --> 00:05:08,974 Like I said, it's moss! 136 00:05:11,846 --> 00:05:15,180 -[reverberating] -[moss squelches] 137 00:05:15,182 --> 00:05:18,250 [gasps] you've made so much progress! 138 00:05:18,252 --> 00:05:19,784 I know it's not finished yet but-- 139 00:05:19,786 --> 00:05:20,919 I know. 140 00:05:20,921 --> 00:05:22,320 We can't afford the rent increase 141 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:24,857 And the mortgage for this house at the same time. 142 00:05:24,859 --> 00:05:26,324 I thought you should at least see the place 143 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:27,659 While we figure out what to do. 144 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:28,660 Nice cabinets! 145 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:31,263 While we figure out what to do. 146 00:05:31,265 --> 00:05:34,199 But I know how much you love extra storage space and, well... 147 00:05:34,201 --> 00:05:35,934 The client is always right! 148 00:05:35,936 --> 00:05:38,670 Speckle, you know I'm not your client, 149 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:39,872 You're the expert. 150 00:05:39,874 --> 00:05:41,206 I don't even know the difference 151 00:05:41,208 --> 00:05:43,542 Between rounded and sculpted baseboard molding. 152 00:05:43,544 --> 00:05:46,144 You should follow your own artistic impulses! 153 00:05:46,146 --> 00:05:48,213 Really? Nobody ever trusts me to do that! 154 00:05:48,215 --> 00:05:50,549 I'm sure whatever you choose will be great. 155 00:05:50,551 --> 00:05:52,084 Go nuts! 156 00:05:53,420 --> 00:05:54,887 So the difference between rounded 157 00:05:54,889 --> 00:05:55,888 And sculpted baseboards 158 00:05:55,890 --> 00:05:57,089 -Is that-- -please stop. 159 00:05:57,091 --> 00:05:58,690 [indistinct chatter] 160 00:05:58,692 --> 00:05:59,824 [bangs] 161 00:05:59,826 --> 00:06:02,227 Odor! Odor! Something stinks 162 00:06:02,229 --> 00:06:03,295 And it's our new landlord! 163 00:06:03,297 --> 00:06:05,430 -[speckle] yeah! -This rent increase sucks! 164 00:06:05,432 --> 00:06:06,631 It's moss? 165 00:06:06,633 --> 00:06:08,233 I brought you up here 166 00:06:08,235 --> 00:06:09,902 Because we need to fight this moss 167 00:06:09,904 --> 00:06:11,303 For a very important reason. 168 00:06:11,305 --> 00:06:13,706 I hate change and don't wanna leave! 169 00:06:13,708 --> 00:06:14,839 Me too! 170 00:06:14,841 --> 00:06:15,908 [overlapping chatter] 171 00:06:15,910 --> 00:06:17,376 -I wanna stay! -It's moss? 172 00:06:17,378 --> 00:06:19,844 We couldn't afford to leave even if we wanted to. 173 00:06:19,846 --> 00:06:21,246 The relocation fee 174 00:06:21,248 --> 00:06:24,048 Is a trash bag full of hamburgers. 175 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:27,051 [gentle music] 176 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:28,587 I have a plan! 177 00:06:29,323 --> 00:06:31,990 Oooh, you guys I have fomo! 178 00:06:31,992 --> 00:06:33,926 What is this? A roof party? 179 00:06:33,928 --> 00:06:36,461 We should hang some bistro lights up here! 180 00:06:36,463 --> 00:06:38,530 Get outta here, gentrifier scum! 181 00:06:38,532 --> 00:06:39,531 Oh, my bad! 182 00:06:39,533 --> 00:06:42,067 Bistro lights would look super pretty. 183 00:06:43,003 --> 00:06:44,536 Okay, people, here's the deal. 184 00:06:44,538 --> 00:06:47,005 I'm going straight to the mayors of bird town! 185 00:06:47,007 --> 00:06:48,607 [gasps] mayor tim-tam? 186 00:06:48,609 --> 00:06:52,277 That's right! I have political connections up the wazoo! 187 00:06:52,279 --> 00:06:54,078 And down the wazzat! 188 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:56,415 [light music] 189 00:06:57,818 --> 00:07:01,620 I ran for mayor of bird town to lead this city 190 00:07:01,622 --> 00:07:03,422 On a bold path forward. 191 00:07:03,424 --> 00:07:05,223 And I ran against my twin sister 192 00:07:05,225 --> 00:07:07,359 To uphold the values of the past. 193 00:07:07,361 --> 00:07:09,561 That election against my twin brother 194 00:07:09,563 --> 00:07:10,763 Resulted in a tie. 195 00:07:10,765 --> 00:07:13,498 And so, we were elected co-mayors. 196 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:14,499 [tamarind] vote for us 197 00:07:14,501 --> 00:07:16,701 And so, we were elected co-mayors. 198 00:07:16,703 --> 00:07:18,103 [both] completely neutral. 199 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:19,371 -No gain. No pain. -No gain. No pain. 200 00:07:19,373 --> 00:07:22,174 [both] that's the tim-tam promise. 201 00:07:22,176 --> 00:07:23,308 [announcer] paid for by the committee 202 00:07:23,310 --> 00:07:24,709 To re-elect mayor tim-tam. 203 00:07:24,711 --> 00:07:25,510 It's perfect! 204 00:07:25,512 --> 00:07:27,245 To re-elect mayor tim-tam. 205 00:07:27,247 --> 00:07:29,047 They look like they're in disrepair. 206 00:07:29,049 --> 00:07:29,982 Well, I want more shots 207 00:07:29,984 --> 00:07:31,583 Of the barely-functioning levees! 208 00:07:31,585 --> 00:07:33,051 [both grunting] 209 00:07:33,053 --> 00:07:34,987 Hey, bro. Hey, sis. 210 00:07:34,989 --> 00:07:38,190 Well, well, well! Look who it is! 211 00:07:38,192 --> 00:07:40,793 Our sister, the selfish jerk! 212 00:07:40,795 --> 00:07:43,328 Are you all still mad at me 'cause I forgot to vote? 213 00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:46,264 It's not like one vote would have made a difference. 214 00:07:46,266 --> 00:07:47,800 [both] it was a tie! 215 00:07:47,802 --> 00:07:50,068 Eh, that's what they always say. 216 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:52,136 Anyways, my rent is getting raised-- 217 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:53,672 Not that we'd even help you. 218 00:07:53,674 --> 00:07:55,340 Because you suck farts! 219 00:07:55,342 --> 00:07:57,209 No way! She spews chunks! 220 00:07:57,211 --> 00:07:58,743 -Farts! -Chunks! 221 00:07:58,745 --> 00:08:00,345 [groans] you idiot! 222 00:08:00,347 --> 00:08:02,614 This building is a historical landmark! 223 00:08:02,616 --> 00:08:04,616 You think I don't know state law protects it 224 00:08:04,618 --> 00:08:07,085 Against renovations and rent hikes, 225 00:08:07,087 --> 00:08:08,220 You frickin' dumbass? 226 00:08:08,222 --> 00:08:10,489 -[grunts] -[groans] 227 00:08:10,491 --> 00:08:12,891 Hey! Say more things about that! 228 00:08:12,893 --> 00:08:16,761 By the order of a statute adopted in 1943-- 229 00:08:16,763 --> 00:08:18,697 Okay, now say less things about it! 230 00:08:18,699 --> 00:08:20,765 -[groans] -[thuds] 231 00:08:20,767 --> 00:08:22,501 If you prove a famous person 232 00:08:22,503 --> 00:08:24,503 Did something important somewhere... 233 00:08:24,505 --> 00:08:28,306 No one can change anything about the property. 234 00:08:28,308 --> 00:08:30,242 Even the rent must be stabilized 235 00:08:30,244 --> 00:08:32,310 For historical purposes. 236 00:08:32,312 --> 00:08:34,312 -[timbourine grunts] -[tamarind] argh! 237 00:08:34,314 --> 00:08:36,248 Wow! What a convenient factoid! 238 00:08:36,250 --> 00:08:37,516 Thanks, siblings! 239 00:08:39,653 --> 00:08:41,053 [gentle music] 240 00:08:41,055 --> 00:08:42,521 [paper rustles] 241 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:47,392 -[clatters] -[rasps] 242 00:08:47,394 --> 00:08:50,062 -[thumps] -[squelches] 243 00:08:50,064 --> 00:08:52,097 [gentle music continues] 244 00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:55,667 [distant whirring] 245 00:08:55,669 --> 00:08:59,003 [creepy music] 246 00:08:59,005 --> 00:09:01,139 [speckle muttering] 247 00:09:01,141 --> 00:09:02,807 I wanted a doorbell that goes dingaling, 248 00:09:02,809 --> 00:09:04,142 But this one goes doogaloo. 249 00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:06,144 -[doorbell 1] doogaloo! -Doogaloo? 250 00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:07,680 What? It's wrong! 251 00:09:07,682 --> 00:09:09,013 -Hiya! -[clatters] 252 00:09:09,015 --> 00:09:11,216 Have you been up all night? 253 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:12,350 Sure have! 254 00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:13,952 So, what do you think? 255 00:09:13,954 --> 00:09:15,220 [chiming] 256 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:17,556 -Um... -I didn't wanna limit myself 257 00:09:17,558 --> 00:09:20,625 So I used every color of tile! [laughs] 258 00:09:20,627 --> 00:09:21,760 Ah... 259 00:09:21,762 --> 00:09:24,429 At first, I felt wracked by indecision, right? 260 00:09:24,431 --> 00:09:26,565 So many interior details I've been wanting to try, 261 00:09:26,567 --> 00:09:28,901 How could I possibly choose? 262 00:09:28,903 --> 00:09:30,235 Then I realized. 263 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:32,771 I should use all of my ideas. 264 00:09:32,773 --> 00:09:34,038 At once! 265 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:35,574 [gasps] 266 00:09:35,576 --> 00:09:38,042 Wow! Huh, a spiral staircase! 267 00:09:38,044 --> 00:09:39,578 I... Love it! 268 00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:41,179 It definitely doesn't look like 269 00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:43,381 An infinite descent into madness! 270 00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:45,117 Bertie, it's such a dream 271 00:09:45,119 --> 00:09:46,985 To finally work without constraints. 272 00:09:46,987 --> 00:09:49,254 A house, a house is like a music, 273 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:50,923 And this is my noise album. 274 00:09:50,925 --> 00:09:52,457 [laughs insanely] 275 00:09:52,459 --> 00:09:55,594 -[doorbell 2] dongalong! -Damn it! 276 00:09:55,596 --> 00:09:58,664 [cheerful music] 277 00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:04,003 -[yelping] -bertie, you're safe! 278 00:10:04,005 --> 00:10:05,604 Sorry, I'm awake! 279 00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:07,138 I don't know if I'll ever be able to sleep 280 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:09,008 In speckle's weird house. 281 00:10:09,010 --> 00:10:10,609 You can always crash with me. 282 00:10:10,611 --> 00:10:11,676 We can share my bed. 283 00:10:11,678 --> 00:10:14,746 Head to toe! Feet to beak! Booty to mouth. 284 00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:16,014 Nope, too far. 285 00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:17,416 [tea pouring] 286 00:10:17,418 --> 00:10:18,550 Ah, yes. 287 00:10:18,552 --> 00:10:20,619 Slumber eluded me as well. 288 00:10:20,621 --> 00:10:22,421 Woe! Woe is me! 289 00:10:22,423 --> 00:10:26,091 I was forced to sell my mother's prized glove collection 290 00:10:26,093 --> 00:10:28,427 To pay this onerous rent increase. 291 00:10:28,429 --> 00:10:30,361 [clears throat] as you were saying, 292 00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:31,696 You propose to prove 293 00:10:31,698 --> 00:10:33,899 This building is worth preserving? 294 00:10:33,901 --> 00:10:36,435 That's right. You've been here forever, dapper dog! 295 00:10:36,437 --> 00:10:39,571 Did you ever see anything historical happen? 296 00:10:39,573 --> 00:10:40,906 Hmmm. 297 00:10:40,908 --> 00:10:43,042 [sniffs] 298 00:10:43,044 --> 00:10:45,577 [dapper dog] the oldest thing I remember would have to be 299 00:10:45,579 --> 00:10:47,846 - The day I moved in... -[knock on door] 300 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,515 Oh, thank goodness! 301 00:10:50,517 --> 00:10:53,718 And here I was worried my new neighbor would be a square. 302 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:55,320 [dapper dog] surveying her visage 303 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:58,189 And her body robed in bohemian thread, 304 00:10:58,191 --> 00:11:00,992 She engraved my destiny! 305 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,861 Name's patricia. Ramsey. 306 00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:05,196 The pleasure is yours... [laughs] 307 00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:08,067 ...And several others. [smooches] 308 00:11:08,069 --> 00:11:09,468 But enough about me, 309 00:11:09,470 --> 00:11:13,138 And the ribald tales of my unsavory behavior, 310 00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:16,341 All true, what's your label, sailor? 311 00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:18,810 [dapper dog] patricia was a famed horror novelist! 312 00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:21,346 Her greatest triumph, her debut novel, 313 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,282 What if a car was evil? 314 00:11:23,284 --> 00:11:26,417 Hmmm. [dapper dog laughs] 315 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:27,886 Without that wonderful woman, 316 00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:31,090 I never would have written my one-dog show. 317 00:11:31,092 --> 00:11:32,824 [thunder crashes] 318 00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:36,628 And been transformed into a free-wheeling, non-conformist, 319 00:11:36,630 --> 00:11:39,230 Unencumbered by societal norms. 320 00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:41,900 You're saying the patricia ramsey 321 00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:43,234 Lived in this building? 322 00:11:43,236 --> 00:11:44,636 Yes, as I recall, 323 00:11:44,638 --> 00:11:47,038 Patricia resided in the same apartment 324 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,373 In which tuca currently lives. 325 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:50,642 Wow! So now we gotta find her 326 00:11:50,644 --> 00:11:52,978 And ask if anything historical happened here! 327 00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:55,314 Huh. It says here she died a few years ago. 328 00:11:55,316 --> 00:11:57,249 -I have an idea! -Oh! 329 00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:01,586 We need to speak to your daughter! 330 00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:04,523 Martha, some neighbors are here to see you! 331 00:12:04,525 --> 00:12:05,591 Martha? 332 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,860 How can I help you? 333 00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:10,729 What the frick! 334 00:12:10,731 --> 00:12:13,465 [creepy music] 335 00:12:13,467 --> 00:12:16,135 Ooh, I love your decorating scheme. 336 00:12:16,137 --> 00:12:17,336 It reminds me of bertie. 337 00:12:17,338 --> 00:12:19,538 Why are there posters of me everywhere? 338 00:12:19,540 --> 00:12:23,274 I just think you're so cool. 339 00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:26,211 Martha! Spore, darling, I made you all a snack! 340 00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:28,479 Eff off, dad! 341 00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:31,082 Now, we need to do something witchy. 342 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:34,753 You're into that spooky gothy shizz. Can you help? 343 00:12:34,755 --> 00:12:36,655 [soft music] 344 00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:40,559 [thunder rumbles] 345 00:12:40,561 --> 00:12:42,795 [soft music continues] 346 00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:46,699 [crackles] 347 00:12:48,369 --> 00:12:51,570 [plant teen 2] infernal specters of perdition, 348 00:12:51,572 --> 00:12:54,439 Consider this our formal petition. 349 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:56,775 [martha] we call you forth from the damned. 350 00:12:56,777 --> 00:13:00,311 Onto this evil, twisted plantagram. 351 00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:01,380 [plant teen 3 burps] 352 00:13:01,382 --> 00:13:03,114 [explodes] 353 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,916 What the devil is happening? 354 00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:07,519 What did I drink and where can I get another? 355 00:13:07,521 --> 00:13:09,788 We raised you from the dead to ask you a question, 356 00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:12,724 Which, in retrospect, we could have looked up online. 357 00:13:12,726 --> 00:13:16,528 What? But I'm not dead! I'm alive! 358 00:13:16,530 --> 00:13:18,063 -What? -Oh, crap! 359 00:13:18,065 --> 00:13:20,131 I was just driving to the store! 360 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:23,668 People are going to think my car really did go evil! 361 00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:25,336 [tuca, bertie, and plant teens scream] 362 00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:27,072 Just kidding. I'm dead. 363 00:13:27,074 --> 00:13:30,475 That was another patented patricia ramsey twist 364 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:32,677 On a well-worn horror trope. 365 00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:34,279 -[sighs] -[plant teen 2] oh, yeah. 366 00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:36,281 So, what's buzzin', cousins? 367 00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:37,549 What do you want? 368 00:13:37,551 --> 00:13:39,017 -An autograph? Epigraph? -[camera clicks] 369 00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:42,087 You could try a photograph but I might not show up! 370 00:13:42,089 --> 00:13:43,488 [cackles] 371 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,290 Did you do anything historical here? 372 00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:48,493 Like sign a treaty or invent a new sex position? 373 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,029 Oh, no, mostly stuck to the classics. 374 00:13:50,031 --> 00:13:54,233 But I did write the first draft of what if a car was evil? 375 00:13:54,235 --> 00:13:57,036 On the very walls of this place. 376 00:13:57,038 --> 00:13:58,303 [scrapes] 377 00:13:58,305 --> 00:13:59,438 [martha groans] 378 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:00,972 Why'd you write on your own wall? 379 00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:02,774 I'm a horror writer. 380 00:14:02,776 --> 00:14:04,109 It's the spookiest way 381 00:14:04,111 --> 00:14:05,043 -To write. -Hmm. 382 00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:07,446 It's the spookiest way 383 00:14:07,448 --> 00:14:08,580 You're in hell? 384 00:14:08,582 --> 00:14:10,249 Oh, yes. It's terrifying. 385 00:14:10,251 --> 00:14:11,583 I love it! 386 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:15,186 [upbeat music] 387 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,589 Speckle? I, I brought you take-out. 388 00:14:17,591 --> 00:14:19,190 -[spray hisses] -wow. 389 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,459 This is very, um... 390 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,193 Exposed. 391 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,129 Yes! Yes, you see what I see. 392 00:14:24,131 --> 00:14:27,599 This clear glass shower represents transparency, 393 00:14:27,601 --> 00:14:29,534 A house without secrets. 394 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,070 And so does this clear glass toilet. 395 00:14:31,072 --> 00:14:32,271 [screams] 396 00:14:32,273 --> 00:14:33,338 No! I'm sorry! 397 00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:34,873 But, speckle, no, no to all of this! 398 00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:38,343 But, but this is an expression of myself, 399 00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:39,278 As an architect. 400 00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:40,745 As an artist. 401 00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:42,080 Ah... Let me think 402 00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:43,949 Of a constructive way to say this. 403 00:14:43,951 --> 00:14:46,885 This is the scariest thing I've ever seen. 404 00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:50,555 And I just hung out with a freaking ghost. 405 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:53,758 Sweetie? I think you got a little carried away 406 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:55,360 With the conceptual stuff. 407 00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:56,295 We need a home. 408 00:14:56,297 --> 00:14:58,097 [scoffs] a "home"? 409 00:14:58,099 --> 00:14:59,098 A "home"? 410 00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:02,233 May I dance with the muses for a moment of grace 411 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:03,502 In this wretched world? 412 00:15:03,504 --> 00:15:04,836 Or must I always, 413 00:15:04,838 --> 00:15:08,307 Always, be dragged back to earth 414 00:15:08,309 --> 00:15:11,843 By the shackles of "good taste"? 415 00:15:11,845 --> 00:15:13,312 What? 416 00:15:13,314 --> 00:15:14,413 [smooches] 417 00:15:15,316 --> 00:15:16,682 Okay... 418 00:15:17,518 --> 00:15:19,718 [smooching] 419 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:24,323 [upbeat music] 420 00:15:24,325 --> 00:15:26,057 Yes, this all meets 421 00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:30,195 The "bird town register of historical places" criteria. 422 00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:31,863 Congratulations, ma'am. 423 00:15:31,865 --> 00:15:34,599 This apartment is officially history! 424 00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:35,801 Oh, my god! 425 00:15:35,803 --> 00:15:37,136 You did it, tuca! 426 00:15:37,138 --> 00:15:39,871 Yep, this single unit is protected. 427 00:15:39,873 --> 00:15:41,473 The rest of the building, not so much! 428 00:15:41,475 --> 00:15:42,941 Wait, what? 429 00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:44,009 Fantastic! 430 00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:45,944 The moss would be thrilled if it could be. 431 00:15:45,946 --> 00:15:47,679 But it can't because it's moss. 432 00:15:47,681 --> 00:15:50,816 So, my apartment is all good, right? 433 00:15:50,818 --> 00:15:52,417 My rent won't go up? 434 00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:53,685 Yep! 435 00:15:53,687 --> 00:15:55,687 -[moss squelches] -great news! 436 00:15:55,689 --> 00:15:57,489 Now, the moss can focus all its energy 437 00:15:57,491 --> 00:15:59,158 On slowly converting the rest of the building 438 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:03,228 Into luxury lofts, and eventually, a bank! 439 00:16:03,230 --> 00:16:04,629 -What? -Don't worry. 440 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:05,964 It will have a cute, little coffee shop, 441 00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:09,034 Complete with a customers-only restroom! 442 00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:10,369 [bonnie cackles] 443 00:16:10,371 --> 00:16:13,638 Bummer about our new "zero pets allowed" policy. 444 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:14,840 If it were up to me, 445 00:16:14,842 --> 00:16:16,842 I would allow all the pets in the world. 446 00:16:16,844 --> 00:16:18,910 Cuddled up in a big bed together! 447 00:16:18,912 --> 00:16:22,181 [laughing heartily] 448 00:16:22,183 --> 00:16:23,382 Oh, no! 449 00:16:23,384 --> 00:16:25,484 Draca, I'm so sorry. 450 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:28,654 [engine rumbles] 451 00:16:30,524 --> 00:16:32,624 [engine starts, revs] 452 00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:38,797 [engine rumbles] 453 00:16:40,401 --> 00:16:42,267 [draca sobs, sniffles] 454 00:16:42,269 --> 00:16:44,135 Aw, dang. 455 00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:45,470 That stinks. 456 00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:47,072 At least it's no longer my problem! 457 00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:49,808 Tuca? What about draca and dapper dog 458 00:16:49,810 --> 00:16:53,012 And the cactus family and me? 459 00:16:53,014 --> 00:16:54,345 [speckle] bertie! 460 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,181 -[dramatic music] -bertie! 461 00:16:57,284 --> 00:16:59,150 Are you okay? 462 00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:02,353 Oh, sorry, I now realize how dramatic this looks. 463 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,488 Um... 464 00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:05,024 [sighs] I'm sorry, bertie. 465 00:17:05,026 --> 00:17:06,558 Without any creative limitations, 466 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:07,826 I... I became the worst, 467 00:17:07,828 --> 00:17:10,161 Most masturbatory version of myself. 468 00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:14,099 Yeah, you did get kinda sploojazzy. 469 00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:16,367 Our house shouldn't be my masterpiece. 470 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:17,168 I need your input 471 00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:19,037 So we can build the best home together. 472 00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:20,839 Also, I got rid of the glass toilet. 473 00:17:20,841 --> 00:17:25,044 Oh, well, hello, nasty princess. 474 00:17:25,046 --> 00:17:26,245 [groans] 475 00:17:26,247 --> 00:17:27,312 If you wanna give up the house 476 00:17:27,314 --> 00:17:29,314 And keep renting our apartment, I understand. 477 00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:30,582 We can't stay here. 478 00:17:30,584 --> 00:17:32,317 I mean, look at this place. 479 00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:34,453 [reverberating] 480 00:17:34,455 --> 00:17:35,721 [speckle] well, in that case... 481 00:17:35,723 --> 00:17:38,523 Bertie... Will you choose the doorknob 482 00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:40,391 For our new house? 483 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:44,129 Oh, speckle! Uh, let's see... How about this guy? 484 00:17:44,131 --> 00:17:45,797 [speckle groans] 485 00:17:45,799 --> 00:17:46,865 What? Is it ugly? 486 00:17:46,867 --> 00:17:48,867 Oh, no, it's gorgeous. 487 00:17:48,869 --> 00:17:51,803 It won best doorknob of the year at the knobbies. 488 00:17:51,805 --> 00:17:54,606 But it's only available from a store 489 00:17:54,608 --> 00:17:56,541 Really far away. 490 00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:58,477 Oh, I can just pick a different one. 491 00:17:58,479 --> 00:18:00,612 No, no. No, I'll go pick one up. 492 00:18:00,614 --> 00:18:02,614 Okay, if it's really no biggie. 493 00:18:02,616 --> 00:18:03,815 I'll call you when I land! 494 00:18:03,817 --> 00:18:05,016 And when the boat docks. 495 00:18:05,018 --> 00:18:07,353 And after I reach the first outpost. Love you! 496 00:18:08,289 --> 00:18:09,955 Love you too! 497 00:18:09,957 --> 00:18:13,024 It is the nicest doorknob. 498 00:18:13,026 --> 00:18:14,960 [singing] ♪ I'm eating an egg ♪ 499 00:18:14,962 --> 00:18:19,430 ♪ and I don't mind eating somebody's baby ♪ 500 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:22,033 ♪ I'm a toucan do your research ♪ 501 00:18:22,035 --> 00:18:25,437 ♪ we eat other birds eggs ♪ 502 00:18:25,439 --> 00:18:26,905 It's not your fault, tuca. 503 00:18:26,907 --> 00:18:27,973 Everyone else just needs 504 00:18:27,975 --> 00:18:30,575 To find a famous person that lived in their apartment 505 00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:31,910 And they'll all be fine. 506 00:18:31,912 --> 00:18:33,578 Don't be so sure. 507 00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:35,647 Ah! Patricia ramsey! 508 00:18:35,649 --> 00:18:36,781 That's right! 509 00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:39,118 It's so pleasurable to be remembered. 510 00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:42,121 Now, take a gander at your wall, darling. 511 00:18:42,123 --> 00:18:42,988 [gasps] 512 00:18:42,990 --> 00:18:45,791 Now, take a gander at your wall, darling. 513 00:18:45,793 --> 00:18:46,992 Does that mean... 514 00:18:46,994 --> 00:18:49,528 You're a part of this too, tuca. 515 00:18:49,530 --> 00:18:51,330 This place has been renovated 516 00:18:51,332 --> 00:18:56,335 And the rent has been raised over and over and over again. 517 00:18:56,337 --> 00:18:57,736 For decades. 518 00:18:57,738 --> 00:18:59,471 I'm no better than the moss! 519 00:18:59,473 --> 00:19:01,673 Or the gentrifiers! 520 00:19:01,675 --> 00:19:03,008 Ciao! 521 00:19:03,010 --> 00:19:04,476 I brought you more cupcakes! [gasps] 522 00:19:04,478 --> 00:19:07,146 Wow, is that a ghost? 523 00:19:07,148 --> 00:19:09,848 [tyler] this building just gets cooler by the minute! 524 00:19:10,951 --> 00:19:13,152 This has all happened before. 525 00:19:13,154 --> 00:19:16,888 This displacement will keep happening, all around us, 526 00:19:16,890 --> 00:19:18,357 In every city, 527 00:19:18,359 --> 00:19:21,560 And that's the spookiest story of them all. 528 00:19:21,562 --> 00:19:23,162 [gasps] 529 00:19:23,164 --> 00:19:24,429 [clatters] 530 00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:28,067 Okay, now, I'm going back to hell, for realsies. 531 00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:31,036 Bertie! Bertie! Bertie! 532 00:19:31,038 --> 00:19:32,704 Time to save the building! 533 00:19:32,706 --> 00:19:34,373 This whole place is full of history! 534 00:19:34,375 --> 00:19:35,841 -Eeep! -Ack! 535 00:19:35,843 --> 00:19:37,909 This is the room where dapper dog 536 00:19:37,911 --> 00:19:40,179 Tirelessly rehearsed his one-dog show! 537 00:19:40,181 --> 00:19:43,515 I still recall every syllable! 538 00:19:43,517 --> 00:19:44,783 Flash! I am born, 539 00:19:44,785 --> 00:19:46,785 Lying on my mother's motherly bosom... 540 00:19:46,787 --> 00:19:47,986 It was bad! 541 00:19:47,988 --> 00:19:49,721 Historically bad! 542 00:19:49,723 --> 00:19:52,992 And here's where martha first told her father to eff off! 543 00:19:52,994 --> 00:19:55,126 She was no longer my little girl. 544 00:19:55,128 --> 00:19:57,997 She was my... My rude, grown woman. 545 00:19:57,999 --> 00:20:00,866 Aw, shut the eff up, dad! 546 00:20:00,868 --> 00:20:03,402 And this is where draca acquired her 78th turtle, 547 00:20:03,404 --> 00:20:06,137 Just barely beating the bird town turtle museum 548 00:20:06,139 --> 00:20:08,006 And the bird town turtle emporium 549 00:20:08,008 --> 00:20:11,210 For the largest collection of turtles in bird town! 550 00:20:11,212 --> 00:20:15,080 Why aren't all these moments worthy of preservation? 551 00:20:15,082 --> 00:20:18,149 [tuca] who's to say these lives aren't historical? 552 00:20:18,151 --> 00:20:21,887 It's people who imbue our buildings with true importance. 553 00:20:21,889 --> 00:20:24,289 It's people who make up a city. 554 00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:26,491 Without all of these unique individuals, 555 00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:29,895 This building is just an empty, lifeless husk. 556 00:20:29,897 --> 00:20:31,296 [sniffles, groans] 557 00:20:31,298 --> 00:20:32,497 [both sniffle] 558 00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:33,899 Oh, come on. [sniffles] 559 00:20:33,901 --> 00:20:37,636 Oh, I wish I could help, I really do. 560 00:20:37,638 --> 00:20:39,238 But surely, your speech could move 561 00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:41,507 Even the most emotionless of building owners. 562 00:20:43,844 --> 00:20:46,712 No. It's moss. It has no soul. 563 00:20:46,714 --> 00:20:48,313 So no movement on that front. 564 00:20:48,315 --> 00:20:49,448 Sorry! 565 00:20:49,450 --> 00:20:51,450 -[lalo] what? -This sucks. 566 00:20:51,452 --> 00:20:53,852 -Oh, man! -It's moss? 567 00:20:56,724 --> 00:20:59,058 [somber music] 568 00:21:02,796 --> 00:21:04,329 Son, you may be a puppy 569 00:21:04,331 --> 00:21:06,398 But you'll never be an actor/playwright. 570 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:07,466 [clinks] 571 00:21:08,469 --> 00:21:10,401 [somber music continues] 572 00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:11,270 [burbles] 573 00:21:12,606 --> 00:21:14,440 [wind gusts] 574 00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:21,180 -Tuca. -Hmm? 575 00:21:23,550 --> 00:21:25,350 Can I still take you up on that? 576 00:21:25,352 --> 00:21:27,152 Yeah. It'll be fun! 577 00:21:27,154 --> 00:21:28,353 Like a slumber party. 578 00:21:28,355 --> 00:21:31,090 I'll even dip your hand in warm water while you sleep 579 00:21:31,092 --> 00:21:32,624 So you pee the mattress. 580 00:21:32,626 --> 00:21:35,094 Uh, but that's your mattress. 581 00:21:35,096 --> 00:21:36,695 What would you do then? 582 00:21:36,697 --> 00:21:38,163 I don't know, bertie. 583 00:21:38,165 --> 00:21:39,965 I just don't know. 584 00:21:47,308 --> 00:21:49,975 -[reverberating] -[moss squelches] 585 00:21:49,977 --> 00:21:52,311 [upbeat music] 586 00:22:21,542 --> 00:22:22,541 [blows air] 587 00:22:22,543 --> 00:22:23,575 [scrapes]