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[gentle music]
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-[water splashes]
-[plant teens scream]
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[speckle] yes.
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Yes. I, I can get rid
of that part
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But a house is like music.
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You know, you change one note
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-And the melody is off-key.
-[honks]
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[francine] it's the client's
decision, speckle.
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Just change it.
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[sighs]
of course.
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-Thanks, francine.
-[phone beeps]
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[rumbles]
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Argh!
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All I wanna do is work
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On the fixer-upper house
I bought.
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It's almost ready for us
to move into!
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-[wind gusts]
-[tarp rustles]
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No rush on that!
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I'm happy to stay here forever!
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It's so frustrating
being stuck working
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For all these rich clients
with terrible taste.
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I have good taste
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So when do I get to go
full speckle on something?
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Hmm. That feels good.
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Really good.
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Hey, how about
a little "architectural tour"?
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Around the building?
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You mean...
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[both moan]
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Wait, this is triggering
my vertigo!
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[both moan]
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-[thuds]
-ow!
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[speckle moans]
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Wait, what if we get locked out?
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[both moan]
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-Oh!
-You dirty girl.
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You like it down here,
underneath everything?
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Yeah. We're in the building's
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-Ass!
-Yeah!
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[creepy music]
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Ew, what's that?
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Mm.
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-[both moan]
-[smooches]
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Oh!
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[theme music]
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♪ tuca & bertie, tuca & bertie ♪
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♪ bertie & tuca
and tuca & bertie ♪
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♪ tuca & bertie ♪
[vocalizes]
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[crowd cheers]
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-♪ tuca ♪
-♪ bertie ♪
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[tuca and bertie vocalizing]
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[vocalizing continues]
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[upbeat music]
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[shower running]
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Something seems different.
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Hmm, what's this?
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[paper rustles]
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"dear current occupant..."
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"your building
is under new ownership."
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We're getting
a 25% rent increase!
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-Shit!
-[door slams open]
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You see this shit?
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This shitty [bleep]
shit [bleep] shit?
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[frantic music]
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This would not be happening
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If not for the untimely demise
of bob.
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-Awoo!
-Who is bob?
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Our landlord. He perished!
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Why are you all not weeping
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As I did upon the hearing
of this news? Hello?
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Well, he never fixed my toilet!
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The man was in the hospital,
fighting for his life.
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And I was in my bathroom,
fighting to flush my toilet!
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Hey! Follow the fridge!
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Hello, ladies.
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Are you here
for some goodbye sex?
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Yuck! Gross, bruce!
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But also, we're guests here,
so, shoes on or off?
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Off. Definitely off.
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I was priced outta this building
and look,
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They didn't even wait
for me to leave
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Before they started renovating!
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Makes sense.
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Those colors are butt-ass ugly!
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Yo, big beefy, what are you
gonna do with that stove?
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Eh, probably donate it. Why?
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I got my penne all over it.
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Which is italian for noodles
and spanish for penis.
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Guess which language I speak,
amigo.
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[groans]
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[whispers]
I am not gonna miss this creep.
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Hi, hi, hi! Oh, I'm tyler.
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I'm moving into this apartment.
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I just came by
to take some measurements!
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I also brought matcha cupcakes!
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Just my way of saying
"nice to meet'cha".
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[gasps]
cute baking pan.
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Here, you can have one,
I have extra!
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Aw, really? Thanks!
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Quit being nice
to the gentrifier!
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Ooh, kinda like that lamp.
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I can't help it.
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She's so appealing
on every level!
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Ah! This neighborhood
is so authentic!
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Yep. I porked that.
Screwed that.
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Most definitely banged that.
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You're gonna wanna burn
your gloves too, hermano.
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I really regret getting him
spanish lessons
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For his birthday.
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[horn honks]
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[car door closes]
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[chuckles]
oh, no.
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I'm not the new landlord.
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I'm a friendly face,
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Here to facilitate communication
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Between you and it.
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Is it a management company
or something?
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Uh-huh, yes, to "something"!
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A something that is neither
a he, nor she, nor they.
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But it is green and pervasive
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And only interested
in continued growth
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And guess what?
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It's moss!
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Say hello, moss. Just joshing!
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It won't say hello or goodbye.
It's moss.
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What about the stupid rent hike?
It's too much!
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-Yeah!
-It's too much!
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-[overlapping chatter]
-we can't pay that!
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It's moss?
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Ooh, yeah,
the rent increase is high!
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Let me talk to the moss,
circle back,
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And I let you know
what the moss does,
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Or most likely, does not say.
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Because it has no vocal cords.
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Like I said, it's moss!
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-[reverberating]
-[moss squelches]
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[gasps]
you've made so much progress!
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I know it's not finished yet
but--
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I know.
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We can't afford
the rent increase
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And the mortgage for this house
at the same time.
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I thought you should
at least see the place
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While we figure out what to do.
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Nice cabinets!
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While we figure out what to do.
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But I know how much you love
extra storage space and, well...
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The client is always right!
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Speckle, you know I'm not
your client,
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You're the expert.
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I don't even know the difference
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Between rounded and sculpted
baseboard molding.
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You should follow
your own artistic impulses!
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Really? Nobody ever trusts me
to do that!
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I'm sure whatever you choose
will be great.
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Go nuts!
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So the difference
between rounded
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And sculpted baseboards
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-Is that--
-please stop.
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[indistinct chatter]
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[bangs]
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Odor! Odor! Something stinks
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And it's our new landlord!
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-[speckle] yeah!
-This rent increase sucks!
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It's moss?
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I brought you up here
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Because we need
to fight this moss
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For a very important reason.
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I hate change
and don't wanna leave!
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Me too!
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[overlapping chatter]
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-I wanna stay!
-It's moss?
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We couldn't afford to leave
even if we wanted to.
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The relocation fee
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Is a trash bag
full of hamburgers.
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[gentle music]
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I have a plan!
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Oooh, you guys I have fomo!
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What is this? A roof party?
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We should hang
some bistro lights up here!
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Get outta here, gentrifier scum!
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Oh, my bad!
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Bistro lights would look
super pretty.
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Okay, people, here's the deal.
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I'm going straight
to the mayors of bird town!
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[gasps]
mayor tim-tam?
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That's right! I have political
connections up the wazoo!
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And down the wazzat!
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[light music]
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I ran for mayor of bird town
to lead this city
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On a bold path forward.
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And I ran against my twin sister
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To uphold the values
of the past.
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That election against
my twin brother
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Resulted in a tie.
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And so, we were elected
co-mayors.
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[tamarind] vote for us
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And so, we were elected
co-mayors.
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[both] completely neutral.
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-No gain. No pain.
-No gain. No pain.
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[both] that's the
tim-tam promise.
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[announcer]
paid for by the committee
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To re-elect mayor tim-tam.
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It's perfect!
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To re-elect mayor tim-tam.
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They look like
they're in disrepair.
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Well, I want more shots
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Of the barely-functioning
levees!
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[both grunting]
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Hey, bro. Hey, sis.
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Well, well, well!
Look who it is!
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Our sister, the selfish jerk!
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Are you all still mad at me
'cause I forgot to vote?
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It's not like one vote
would have made a difference.
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[both] it was a tie!
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Eh, that's what they always say.
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Anyways, my rent
is getting raised--
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Not that we'd even help you.
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Because you suck farts!
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No way! She spews chunks!
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-Farts!
-Chunks!
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[groans]
you idiot!
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This building
is a historical landmark!
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You think I don't know
state law protects it
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Against renovations
and rent hikes,
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You frickin' dumbass?
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-[grunts]
-[groans]
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Hey! Say more things about that!
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By the order of a statute
adopted in 1943--
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Okay, now say less things
about it!
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-[groans]
-[thuds]
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If you prove a famous person
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Did something important
somewhere...
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No one can change anything
about the property.
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Even the rent must be stabilized
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For historical purposes.
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-[timbourine grunts]
-[tamarind] argh!
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Wow! What a convenient factoid!
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Thanks, siblings!
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[gentle music]
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[paper rustles]
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-[clatters]
-[rasps]
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-[thumps]
-[squelches]
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[gentle music continues]
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[distant whirring]
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[creepy music]
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[speckle muttering]
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I wanted a doorbell
that goes dingaling,
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But this one goes doogaloo.
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-[doorbell 1] doogaloo!
-Doogaloo?
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What? It's wrong!
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-Hiya!
-[clatters]
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Have you been up all night?
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Sure have!
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So, what do you think?
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[chiming]
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-Um...
-I didn't wanna limit myself
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So I used every color of tile!
[laughs]
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Ah...
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At first, I felt wracked
by indecision, right?
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So many interior details
I've been wanting to try,
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How could I possibly choose?
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Then I realized.
263
00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:32,771
I should use all of my ideas.
264
00:09:32,773 --> 00:09:34,038
At once!
265
00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:35,574
[gasps]
266
00:09:35,576 --> 00:09:38,042
Wow! Huh, a spiral staircase!
267
00:09:38,044 --> 00:09:39,578
I... Love it!
268
00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:41,179
It definitely doesn't look like
269
00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:43,381
An infinite descent
into madness!
270
00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:45,117
Bertie, it's such a dream
271
00:09:45,119 --> 00:09:46,985
To finally work
without constraints.
272
00:09:46,987 --> 00:09:49,254
A house, a house
is like a music,
273
00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:50,923
And this is my noise album.
274
00:09:50,925 --> 00:09:52,457
[laughs insanely]
275
00:09:52,459 --> 00:09:55,594
-[doorbell 2] dongalong!
-Damn it!
276
00:09:55,596 --> 00:09:58,664
[cheerful music]
277
00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:04,003
-[yelping]
-bertie, you're safe!
278
00:10:04,005 --> 00:10:05,604
Sorry, I'm awake!
279
00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:07,138
I don't know
if I'll ever be able to sleep
280
00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:09,008
In speckle's weird house.
281
00:10:09,010 --> 00:10:10,609
You can always crash with me.
282
00:10:10,611 --> 00:10:11,676
We can share my bed.
283
00:10:11,678 --> 00:10:14,746
Head to toe! Feet to beak!
Booty to mouth.
284
00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:16,014
Nope, too far.
285
00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:17,416
[tea pouring]
286
00:10:17,418 --> 00:10:18,550
Ah, yes.
287
00:10:18,552 --> 00:10:20,619
Slumber eluded me as well.
288
00:10:20,621 --> 00:10:22,421
Woe! Woe is me!
289
00:10:22,423 --> 00:10:26,091
I was forced to sell my mother's
prized glove collection
290
00:10:26,093 --> 00:10:28,427
To pay this onerous
rent increase.
291
00:10:28,429 --> 00:10:30,361
[clears throat]
as you were saying,
292
00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:31,696
You propose to prove
293
00:10:31,698 --> 00:10:33,899
This building
is worth preserving?
294
00:10:33,901 --> 00:10:36,435
That's right. You've been here
forever, dapper dog!
295
00:10:36,437 --> 00:10:39,571
Did you ever see
anything historical happen?
296
00:10:39,573 --> 00:10:40,906
Hmmm.
297
00:10:40,908 --> 00:10:43,042
[sniffs]
298
00:10:43,044 --> 00:10:45,577
[dapper dog] the oldest thing
I remember would have to be
299
00:10:45,579 --> 00:10:47,846
- The day I moved in...
-[knock on door]
300
00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,515
Oh, thank goodness!
301
00:10:50,517 --> 00:10:53,718
And here I was worried my new
neighbor would be a square.
302
00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:55,320
[dapper dog]
surveying her visage
303
00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:58,189
And her body robed
in bohemian thread,
304
00:10:58,191 --> 00:11:00,992
She engraved my destiny!
305
00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,861
Name's patricia. Ramsey.
306
00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:05,196
The pleasure is yours...
[laughs]
307
00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:08,067
...And several others.
[smooches]
308
00:11:08,069 --> 00:11:09,468
But enough about me,
309
00:11:09,470 --> 00:11:13,138
And the ribald tales
of my unsavory behavior,
310
00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:16,341
All true, what's your label,
sailor?
311
00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:18,810
[dapper dog] patricia was
a famed horror novelist!
312
00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:21,346
Her greatest triumph,
her debut novel,
313
00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,282
What if a car was evil?
314
00:11:23,284 --> 00:11:26,417
Hmmm.
[dapper dog laughs]
315
00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:27,886
Without that wonderful woman,
316
00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:31,090
I never would have written
my one-dog show.
317
00:11:31,092 --> 00:11:32,824
[thunder crashes]
318
00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:36,628
And been transformed into
a free-wheeling, non-conformist,
319
00:11:36,630 --> 00:11:39,230
Unencumbered by societal norms.
320
00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:41,900
You're saying
the patricia ramsey
321
00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:43,234
Lived in this building?
322
00:11:43,236 --> 00:11:44,636
Yes, as I recall,
323
00:11:44,638 --> 00:11:47,038
Patricia resided
in the same apartment
324
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,373
In which tuca currently lives.
325
00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:50,642
Wow! So now we gotta find her
326
00:11:50,644 --> 00:11:52,978
And ask if anything historical
happened here!
327
00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:55,314
Huh. It says here
she died a few years ago.
328
00:11:55,316 --> 00:11:57,249
-I have an idea!
-Oh!
329
00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:01,586
We need to speak
to your daughter!
330
00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:04,523
Martha, some neighbors
are here to see you!
331
00:12:04,525 --> 00:12:05,591
Martha?
332
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,860
How can I help you?
333
00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:10,729
What the frick!
334
00:12:10,731 --> 00:12:13,465
[creepy music]
335
00:12:13,467 --> 00:12:16,135
Ooh, I love your
decorating scheme.
336
00:12:16,137 --> 00:12:17,336
It reminds me of bertie.
337
00:12:17,338 --> 00:12:19,538
Why are there posters of me
everywhere?
338
00:12:19,540 --> 00:12:23,274
I just think you're so cool.
339
00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:26,211
Martha! Spore, darling,
I made you all a snack!
340
00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:28,479
Eff off, dad!
341
00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:31,082
Now, we need to do
something witchy.
342
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:34,753
You're into that spooky
gothy shizz. Can you help?
343
00:12:34,755 --> 00:12:36,655
[soft music]
344
00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:40,559
[thunder rumbles]
345
00:12:40,561 --> 00:12:42,795
[soft music continues]
346
00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:46,699
[crackles]
347
00:12:48,369 --> 00:12:51,570
[plant teen 2]
infernal specters of perdition,
348
00:12:51,572 --> 00:12:54,439
Consider this
our formal petition.
349
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:56,775
[martha] we call you forth
from the damned.
350
00:12:56,777 --> 00:13:00,311
Onto this evil,
twisted plantagram.
351
00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:01,380
[plant teen 3 burps]
352
00:13:01,382 --> 00:13:03,114
[explodes]
353
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,916
What the devil is happening?
354
00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:07,519
What did I drink
and where can I get another?
355
00:13:07,521 --> 00:13:09,788
We raised you from the dead
to ask you a question,
356
00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:12,724
Which, in retrospect,
we could have looked up online.
357
00:13:12,726 --> 00:13:16,528
What? But I'm not dead!
I'm alive!
358
00:13:16,530 --> 00:13:18,063
-What?
-Oh, crap!
359
00:13:18,065 --> 00:13:20,131
I was just driving to the store!
360
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:23,668
People are going to think
my car really did go evil!
361
00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:25,336
[tuca, bertie,
and plant teens scream]
362
00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:27,072
Just kidding. I'm dead.
363
00:13:27,074 --> 00:13:30,475
That was another patented
patricia ramsey twist
364
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:32,677
On a well-worn horror trope.
365
00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:34,279
-[sighs]
-[plant teen 2] oh, yeah.
366
00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:36,281
So, what's buzzin', cousins?
367
00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:37,549
What do you want?
368
00:13:37,551 --> 00:13:39,017
-An autograph? Epigraph?
-[camera clicks]
369
00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:42,087
You could try a photograph
but I might not show up!
370
00:13:42,089 --> 00:13:43,488
[cackles]
371
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,290
Did you do anything
historical here?
372
00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:48,493
Like sign a treaty
or invent a new sex position?
373
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,029
Oh, no, mostly stuck
to the classics.
374
00:13:50,031 --> 00:13:54,233
But I did write the first draft
of what if a car was evil?
375
00:13:54,235 --> 00:13:57,036
On the very walls of this place.
376
00:13:57,038 --> 00:13:58,303
[scrapes]
377
00:13:58,305 --> 00:13:59,438
[martha groans]
378
00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:00,972
Why'd you write
on your own wall?
379
00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:02,774
I'm a horror writer.
380
00:14:02,776 --> 00:14:04,109
It's the spookiest way
381
00:14:04,111 --> 00:14:05,043
-To write.
-Hmm.
382
00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:07,446
It's the spookiest way
383
00:14:07,448 --> 00:14:08,580
You're in hell?
384
00:14:08,582 --> 00:14:10,249
Oh, yes. It's terrifying.
385
00:14:10,251 --> 00:14:11,583
I love it!
386
00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:15,186
[upbeat music]
387
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,589
Speckle?
I, I brought you take-out.
388
00:14:17,591 --> 00:14:19,190
-[spray hisses]
-wow.
389
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,459
This is very, um...
390
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,193
Exposed.
391
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,129
Yes! Yes, you see what I see.
392
00:14:24,131 --> 00:14:27,599
This clear glass shower
represents transparency,
393
00:14:27,601 --> 00:14:29,534
A house without secrets.
394
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,070
And so does this
clear glass toilet.
395
00:14:31,072 --> 00:14:32,271
[screams]
396
00:14:32,273 --> 00:14:33,338
No! I'm sorry!
397
00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:34,873
But, speckle, no,
no to all of this!
398
00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:38,343
But, but this is an expression
of myself,
399
00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:39,278
As an architect.
400
00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:40,745
As an artist.
401
00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:42,080
Ah... Let me think
402
00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:43,949
Of a constructive way
to say this.
403
00:14:43,951 --> 00:14:46,885
This is the scariest thing
I've ever seen.
404
00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:50,555
And I just hung out
with a freaking ghost.
405
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:53,758
Sweetie? I think you got
a little carried away
406
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:55,360
With the conceptual stuff.
407
00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:56,295
We need a home.
408
00:14:56,297 --> 00:14:58,097
[scoffs]
a "home"?
409
00:14:58,099 --> 00:14:59,098
A "home"?
410
00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:02,233
May I dance with the muses
for a moment of grace
411
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:03,502
In this wretched world?
412
00:15:03,504 --> 00:15:04,836
Or must I always,
413
00:15:04,838 --> 00:15:08,307
Always, be dragged back to earth
414
00:15:08,309 --> 00:15:11,843
By the shackles of "good taste"?
415
00:15:11,845 --> 00:15:13,312
What?
416
00:15:13,314 --> 00:15:14,413
[smooches]
417
00:15:15,316 --> 00:15:16,682
Okay...
418
00:15:17,518 --> 00:15:19,718
[smooching]
419
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:24,323
[upbeat music]
420
00:15:24,325 --> 00:15:26,057
Yes, this all meets
421
00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:30,195
The "bird town register
of historical places" criteria.
422
00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:31,863
Congratulations, ma'am.
423
00:15:31,865 --> 00:15:34,599
This apartment
is officially history!
424
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:35,801
Oh, my god!
425
00:15:35,803 --> 00:15:37,136
You did it, tuca!
426
00:15:37,138 --> 00:15:39,871
Yep, this single unit
is protected.
427
00:15:39,873 --> 00:15:41,473
The rest of the building,
not so much!
428
00:15:41,475 --> 00:15:42,941
Wait, what?
429
00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:44,009
Fantastic!
430
00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:45,944
The moss would be thrilled
if it could be.
431
00:15:45,946 --> 00:15:47,679
But it can't because it's moss.
432
00:15:47,681 --> 00:15:50,816
So, my apartment
is all good, right?
433
00:15:50,818 --> 00:15:52,417
My rent won't go up?
434
00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:53,685
Yep!
435
00:15:53,687 --> 00:15:55,687
-[moss squelches]
-great news!
436
00:15:55,689 --> 00:15:57,489
Now, the moss can focus
all its energy
437
00:15:57,491 --> 00:15:59,158
On slowly converting
the rest of the building
438
00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:03,228
Into luxury lofts,
and eventually, a bank!
439
00:16:03,230 --> 00:16:04,629
-What?
-Don't worry.
440
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:05,964
It will have a cute,
little coffee shop,
441
00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:09,034
Complete with
a customers-only restroom!
442
00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:10,369
[bonnie cackles]
443
00:16:10,371 --> 00:16:13,638
Bummer about our new
"zero pets allowed" policy.
444
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:14,840
If it were up to me,
445
00:16:14,842 --> 00:16:16,842
I would allow all the pets
in the world.
446
00:16:16,844 --> 00:16:18,910
Cuddled up
in a big bed together!
447
00:16:18,912 --> 00:16:22,181
[laughing heartily]
448
00:16:22,183 --> 00:16:23,382
Oh, no!
449
00:16:23,384 --> 00:16:25,484
Draca, I'm so sorry.
450
00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:28,654
[engine rumbles]
451
00:16:30,524 --> 00:16:32,624
[engine starts, revs]
452
00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:38,797
[engine rumbles]
453
00:16:40,401 --> 00:16:42,267
[draca sobs, sniffles]
454
00:16:42,269 --> 00:16:44,135
Aw, dang.
455
00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:45,470
That stinks.
456
00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:47,072
At least it's no longer
my problem!
457
00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:49,808
Tuca? What about draca
and dapper dog
458
00:16:49,810 --> 00:16:53,012
And the cactus family and me?
459
00:16:53,014 --> 00:16:54,345
[speckle] bertie!
460
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,181
-[dramatic music]
-bertie!
461
00:16:57,284 --> 00:16:59,150
Are you okay?
462
00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:02,353
Oh, sorry, I now realize
how dramatic this looks.
463
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,488
Um...
464
00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:05,024
[sighs]
I'm sorry, bertie.
465
00:17:05,026 --> 00:17:06,558
Without any creative
limitations,
466
00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:07,826
I... I became the worst,
467
00:17:07,828 --> 00:17:10,161
Most masturbatory version
of myself.
468
00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:14,099
Yeah, you did get
kinda sploojazzy.
469
00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:16,367
Our house shouldn't be
my masterpiece.
470
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:17,168
I need your input
471
00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:19,037
So we can build
the best home together.
472
00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:20,839
Also, I got rid
of the glass toilet.
473
00:17:20,841 --> 00:17:25,044
Oh, well, hello, nasty princess.
474
00:17:25,046 --> 00:17:26,245
[groans]
475
00:17:26,247 --> 00:17:27,312
If you wanna give up the house
476
00:17:27,314 --> 00:17:29,314
And keep renting our apartment,
I understand.
477
00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:30,582
We can't stay here.
478
00:17:30,584 --> 00:17:32,317
I mean, look at this place.
479
00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:34,453
[reverberating]
480
00:17:34,455 --> 00:17:35,721
[speckle] well, in that case...
481
00:17:35,723 --> 00:17:38,523
Bertie... Will you choose
the doorknob
482
00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:40,391
For our new house?
483
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:44,129
Oh, speckle! Uh, let's see...
How about this guy?
484
00:17:44,131 --> 00:17:45,797
[speckle groans]
485
00:17:45,799 --> 00:17:46,865
What? Is it ugly?
486
00:17:46,867 --> 00:17:48,867
Oh, no, it's gorgeous.
487
00:17:48,869 --> 00:17:51,803
It won best doorknob
of the year at the knobbies.
488
00:17:51,805 --> 00:17:54,606
But it's only available
from a store
489
00:17:54,608 --> 00:17:56,541
Really far away.
490
00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:58,477
Oh, I can just pick
a different one.
491
00:17:58,479 --> 00:18:00,612
No, no. No, I'll go pick one up.
492
00:18:00,614 --> 00:18:02,614
Okay, if it's really no biggie.
493
00:18:02,616 --> 00:18:03,815
I'll call you when I land!
494
00:18:03,817 --> 00:18:05,016
And when the boat docks.
495
00:18:05,018 --> 00:18:07,353
And after I reach
the first outpost. Love you!
496
00:18:08,289 --> 00:18:09,955
Love you too!
497
00:18:09,957 --> 00:18:13,024
It is the nicest doorknob.
498
00:18:13,026 --> 00:18:14,960
[singing]
♪ I'm eating an egg ♪
499
00:18:14,962 --> 00:18:19,430
♪ and I don't mind eating
somebody's baby ♪
500
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:22,033
♪ I'm a toucan
do your research ♪
501
00:18:22,035 --> 00:18:25,437
♪ we eat other birds eggs ♪
502
00:18:25,439 --> 00:18:26,905
It's not your fault, tuca.
503
00:18:26,907 --> 00:18:27,973
Everyone else just needs
504
00:18:27,975 --> 00:18:30,575
To find a famous person
that lived in their apartment
505
00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:31,910
And they'll all be fine.
506
00:18:31,912 --> 00:18:33,578
Don't be so sure.
507
00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:35,647
Ah! Patricia ramsey!
508
00:18:35,649 --> 00:18:36,781
That's right!
509
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:39,118
It's so pleasurable
to be remembered.
510
00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:42,121
Now, take a gander
at your wall, darling.
511
00:18:42,123 --> 00:18:42,988
[gasps]
512
00:18:42,990 --> 00:18:45,791
Now, take a gander
at your wall, darling.
513
00:18:45,793 --> 00:18:46,992
Does that mean...
514
00:18:46,994 --> 00:18:49,528
You're a part of this too, tuca.
515
00:18:49,530 --> 00:18:51,330
This place has been renovated
516
00:18:51,332 --> 00:18:56,335
And the rent has been raised
over and over and over again.
517
00:18:56,337 --> 00:18:57,736
For decades.
518
00:18:57,738 --> 00:18:59,471
I'm no better than the moss!
519
00:18:59,473 --> 00:19:01,673
Or the gentrifiers!
520
00:19:01,675 --> 00:19:03,008
Ciao!
521
00:19:03,010 --> 00:19:04,476
I brought you more cupcakes!
[gasps]
522
00:19:04,478 --> 00:19:07,146
Wow, is that a ghost?
523
00:19:07,148 --> 00:19:09,848
[tyler] this building just gets
cooler by the minute!
524
00:19:10,951 --> 00:19:13,152
This has all happened before.
525
00:19:13,154 --> 00:19:16,888
This displacement will keep
happening, all around us,
526
00:19:16,890 --> 00:19:18,357
In every city,
527
00:19:18,359 --> 00:19:21,560
And that's the spookiest story
of them all.
528
00:19:21,562 --> 00:19:23,162
[gasps]
529
00:19:23,164 --> 00:19:24,429
[clatters]
530
00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:28,067
Okay, now, I'm going back
to hell, for realsies.
531
00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:31,036
Bertie! Bertie! Bertie!
532
00:19:31,038 --> 00:19:32,704
Time to save the building!
533
00:19:32,706 --> 00:19:34,373
This whole place
is full of history!
534
00:19:34,375 --> 00:19:35,841
-Eeep!
-Ack!
535
00:19:35,843 --> 00:19:37,909
This is the room where
dapper dog
536
00:19:37,911 --> 00:19:40,179
Tirelessly rehearsed
his one-dog show!
537
00:19:40,181 --> 00:19:43,515
I still recall every syllable!
538
00:19:43,517 --> 00:19:44,783
Flash! I am born,
539
00:19:44,785 --> 00:19:46,785
Lying on my mother's
motherly bosom...
540
00:19:46,787 --> 00:19:47,986
It was bad!
541
00:19:47,988 --> 00:19:49,721
Historically bad!
542
00:19:49,723 --> 00:19:52,992
And here's where martha first
told her father to eff off!
543
00:19:52,994 --> 00:19:55,126
She was no longer
my little girl.
544
00:19:55,128 --> 00:19:57,997
She was my... My rude,
grown woman.
545
00:19:57,999 --> 00:20:00,866
Aw, shut the eff up, dad!
546
00:20:00,868 --> 00:20:03,402
And this is where draca
acquired her 78th turtle,
547
00:20:03,404 --> 00:20:06,137
Just barely beating
the bird town turtle museum
548
00:20:06,139 --> 00:20:08,006
And the
bird town turtle emporium
549
00:20:08,008 --> 00:20:11,210
For the largest collection
of turtles in bird town!
550
00:20:11,212 --> 00:20:15,080
Why aren't all these moments
worthy of preservation?
551
00:20:15,082 --> 00:20:18,149
[tuca] who's to say these lives
aren't historical?
552
00:20:18,151 --> 00:20:21,887
It's people who imbue our
buildings with true importance.
553
00:20:21,889 --> 00:20:24,289
It's people who make up a city.
554
00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:26,491
Without all of these
unique individuals,
555
00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:29,895
This building is just an empty,
lifeless husk.
556
00:20:29,897 --> 00:20:31,296
[sniffles, groans]
557
00:20:31,298 --> 00:20:32,497
[both sniffle]
558
00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:33,899
Oh, come on.
[sniffles]
559
00:20:33,901 --> 00:20:37,636
Oh, I wish I could help,
I really do.
560
00:20:37,638 --> 00:20:39,238
But surely, your speech
could move
561
00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:41,507
Even the most emotionless
of building owners.
562
00:20:43,844 --> 00:20:46,712
No. It's moss. It has no soul.
563
00:20:46,714 --> 00:20:48,313
So no movement on that front.
564
00:20:48,315 --> 00:20:49,448
Sorry!
565
00:20:49,450 --> 00:20:51,450
-[lalo] what?
-This sucks.
566
00:20:51,452 --> 00:20:53,852
-Oh, man!
-It's moss?
567
00:20:56,724 --> 00:20:59,058
[somber music]
568
00:21:02,796 --> 00:21:04,329
Son, you may be a puppy
569
00:21:04,331 --> 00:21:06,398
But you'll never be
an actor/playwright.
570
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:07,466
[clinks]
571
00:21:08,469 --> 00:21:10,401
[somber music continues]
572
00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:11,270
[burbles]
573
00:21:12,606 --> 00:21:14,440
[wind gusts]
574
00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:21,180
-Tuca.
-Hmm?
575
00:21:23,550 --> 00:21:25,350
Can I still take you up on that?
576
00:21:25,352 --> 00:21:27,152
Yeah. It'll be fun!
577
00:21:27,154 --> 00:21:28,353
Like a slumber party.
578
00:21:28,355 --> 00:21:31,090
I'll even dip your hand
in warm water while you sleep
579
00:21:31,092 --> 00:21:32,624
So you pee the mattress.
580
00:21:32,626 --> 00:21:35,094
Uh, but that's your mattress.
581
00:21:35,096 --> 00:21:36,695
What would you do then?
582
00:21:36,697 --> 00:21:38,163
I don't know, bertie.
583
00:21:38,165 --> 00:21:39,965
I just don't know.
584
00:21:47,308 --> 00:21:49,975
-[reverberating]
-[moss squelches]
585
00:21:49,977 --> 00:21:52,311
[upbeat music]
586
00:22:21,542 --> 00:22:22,541
[blows air]
587
00:22:22,543 --> 00:22:23,575
[scrapes]