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[squelches]
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Ugh.
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try the wild leeks.
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It’s kind of a relaxing palette
cleanser between battles.
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[Speckle] True!
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So, how are things going
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‐with your new girlfriend?
‐Oh, yeah.
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We went out the other night
and we had a really‐‐
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Quick, the Ruby Dragon
has kidnapped Princess Zenyth.
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‐Follow me...
‐[Speckle] Oh, boring.
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I wish we could skip this part.
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Let’s keep collecting plants
instead.
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I just found wild mushrooms!
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Oh, hell yeah!
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Do you accept this mission?
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[both] Nope.
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Hieee.
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Hey Sweeties
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I’m just big gaming with Big
Harry Sally & 69
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Oh, wazzup, Bertie B!
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Do you mind
if I stay up for a while,
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tearing shit up hardcore
with my homie?
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We’re foraging and shizz!
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Oh, yeah, go for it.
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I’ve got, um...
organizing to do.
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So anyways, things are
going great with Ariana,
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but sometimes, I feel like
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I can’t effectively
communicate with her.
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Like she’s afraid
of being vulnerable.
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‐Y’know?
‐I get it.
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Have you tried
telling each other
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every single thought
or feeling you ever have?
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No, I don’t‐‐
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Men! You must come with me!
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Princess Zenyth
is in grave danger.
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Not now, Orc!
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‐Oh, no!
‐[grunts]
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Okay.
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Ooh, look!
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They had seeds in their vest!
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We can plant so many varieties
of lettuce!
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Sweet!
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[buzzing]
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Nope, too scary!
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I need to stop shopping
for sex toys
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when I’m super horny.
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Old reliable!
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Always shakes loose a ’gasm!
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[Speckle] Ooh, my tomato seeds
are sprouting!
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Whoo‐hoho!
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[vibrator buzzing]
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Geoffrey, we can’t be together!
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You are already betrothed
to another!
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But yours are the only
milk biscuits I love.
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Bertie, you must marry me!
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[vibrator buzzing]
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Hmm!
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‐[thunder rumbling]
‐Oh, bother!
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‐[wind gusts]
‐[hooves thudding]
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[gasps]
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‐Having a little trouble?
‐[lightning cracks]
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Eek! Pastry Pete!
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Allow me to help you with this.
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[gasps]
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[explodes]
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[waves crash]
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[crunches]
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‐[vibrator buzzing]
‐Oh, my...
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What the shit was that?
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[Speckle] Yeah, tomato harvest!
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Yo, this community garden
is poppin’ off!
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♪ Tuca & Bertie, Tuca & Bertie
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♪ Bertie & Tuca
And Tuca & Bertie ♪
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♪ Tuca & Bertie
[vocalizes]
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[crowd cheers]
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[Tuca and Bertie vocalizing]
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[vocalizing continues]
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‐[bell rings]
‐Oh!
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Whatcha looking at?
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‐Oh, nothing.
‐Oh!
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Just scrolling through
every single thing
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ever posted by that girl
I hung out with the other night.
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Ooh, is this just
a crush kinda thing,
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or a "maybe one day, she’ll
help me move" kinda thing?
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I don’t know! Probably platonic.
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Dude, be careful
while creeping on her social!
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Why? What do you mean?
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‐[beeps]
‐Oops!
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Tuca, that pic is
from five years ago,
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‐you’re gonna get caught!
‐How do I undo this?
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Unlike! Unlike!
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Shit, why can’t I unlike?
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Eep!
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I’m sympathy cringing now!
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Ow! Ew! Ow! Ooh!
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Bertie, don’t panic.
I have a plan.
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We just break into Kara’s house,
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steal her phone,
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and smash it with a hammer.
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[Tuca] Then we both kill
ourselves.
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In our suicide notes,
we blame "technology"!
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Oh, no!
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Now, someone’s commenting
on my old photos!
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Oh!
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Okay, hold up.
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Operation Hammer Smash
has been called off.
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[upbeat music]
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What’s up, Tuca!
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Hey, girl, hey!
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How’s it hangin’, Tooky?
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Low and lazy!
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You want your usual?
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Not today, Sam, just browsing!
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Hi, I bought this vibrator
three years ago
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and I need to return it.
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Oh, sure, yeah.
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We can just put it back
on the shelf.
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No! It gave me
a problematic fantasy.
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Um, last night,
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I imagined my old, abusive boss!
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And then this morning,
it happened again!
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Let me take a look.
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[machine whirs, beeps]
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Okay.
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[machine whirs, beeps]
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But it gave me sex nightmares!
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I’m sorry,
vibrators can’t do that.
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Oh, well, except that one.
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[dark music]
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[whimpers]
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‐[phone vibrates]
‐"Hi."
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Oh, should I respond
with something normal
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or something sexty?
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[camera shutter clicks]
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[chimes]
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[beeps]
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[laughing]
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Any luck getting a refund?
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Nope, let’s get out of here.
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Okay, one sec.
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My cervix hurts just looking
at that thing.
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I’m gonna use it
to change lightbulbs!
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[both laugh]
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‐Ow! Yeah. Oh.
‐[laughing]
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[upbeat music]
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[Bertie] Why did you wanna
walk home this way?
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[Tuca] It’s the scenic route!
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Look upon this gorgeous vista
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with its robust examples
of civil engineering!
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Huh.
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It is kinda pretty here.
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Yeah, isn’t it?
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Goodbye, sex nightmares!
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[plops]
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[buzzing]
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[horn honking]
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Oh, no!
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This lighthouse
is blowing up my spot!
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Uh, I think it’s just
guiding boats?
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Okay, full disclosure.
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Kara lives in the lighthouse.
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I might be doing
some light stalking.
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Oh, dang, you really like her!
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I think so.
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But it’s hard to tell
if her texts
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are "Friendly Girl" texts
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or "Girl‐Friendly" texts,
you know what I mean?
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Kind of. But Speckle texted me,
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"Can we be
boyfriend/girlfriend?"
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Twenty minutes
after our first date,
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so my barometer might be skewed.
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I just wonder what she’s
doing all the time,
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like what did she eat for lunch
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or what’s her favorite
curse word?
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Is it [bleep]?
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Aw, that’s sweet!
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So [bleep] sweet!
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[horn honking]
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Ooh, roll out!
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Goodbye, evil butt plug!
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See ya never, dildo of doom!
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[water splashes]
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[calm music]
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You wanna buy some potions?
Spells? Weapons?
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No, thank you.
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Would you like to help harvest
some kidney beans?
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Uh... Okay, sure?
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Hey, BigHairyStallion69,
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will you show him
where we store our mulch?
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Hey, Bertie, what are you up to?
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No, nothing.
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Uh, how’s your game?
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Great!
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We’ve almost harvested
enough food
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to fully stock the soup kitchen!
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I’m gonna pause to get a snack.
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No! Don’t move!
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I’ll get you some, eh...
gamer fuel!
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Aw, thanks, babe,
that’s so nice of you!
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Ants on a log with extra ants,
coming right up.
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[clattering]
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Jeez, why are mattresses
so heavy?
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‐Tuca!
‐What?
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You said don’t text and drive!
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Why are you getting rid
of your mattress anyway?
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Well, I ditched my vibrator
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but then last night,
I had another filthy, nasty,
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and surprisingly
effective fantasy
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about Pastry Pete!
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So now, I’m thinking
it’s the mattress?
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I bought it during
a Bird President’s Day sale
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back when I was working
at the bakery.
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So it’s tainted!
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Makes perfect sense!
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But what if it’s not
the mattress or the vibrator
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and something’s wrong
with me, mentally?
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Who knows why brains
do these things,
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brains are crazy!
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Why would my brain do this to me
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after all the fish oil
and crossword puzzles
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I’ve been feeding it?
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[grunts]
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[groans]
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Oh, I don’t know, Tuca.
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Maybe I need to unpack this
with my therapist
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before my subconscious self
combusts.
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You know who would find this sex
nightmare story hilarious?
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Kara.
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Do not tell her about this!
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Why not?
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She’s a medical professional.
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Okay, fine.
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My best friend Bertie is not
having effed up fantasies
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about her old boss.
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Tuca! Don’t!
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Fine!
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Instead, I’ll just text her
something flirty.
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‐Uh... Ooh!
‐Ooh! Flirt reciprocated!
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Ew! Is she allowed
to send you that?
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[laughter]
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‐[laughs]
‐[enamored sigh]
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[both grunting]
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[both] Agh!
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[upbeat music]
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[vibrator buzzing]
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So, we’ve already talked about
things from my past.
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You know, the messed‐up shit.
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Mm‐hm. The assault.
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Yeah. That.
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So, did that just break
my brain forever?
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And now I’m turned on
by freaky‐deaky pervy stuff?
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You know, while it may feel
shocking and shameful,
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feeling arousal can be a normal
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and healthy part
of processing trauma.
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But what happened to me
wasn’t arousing at all.
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Our sexuality
is incredibly complicated.
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Maybe your past experience
has led you here,
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and having fantasies about
power and taboo relationships
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is part of your healing journey.
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[Joanne] It’s a corrective
emotional experience,
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because this time,
you’re in control.
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But also, maybe you’d be
into this stuff
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even if that thing
hadn’t happened to you
264
00:10:29,662 --> 00:10:30,730
when you were younger.
265
00:10:30,730 --> 00:10:33,330
Who knows why brains
do these things,
266
00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:34,933
brains are crazy!
267
00:10:34,934 --> 00:10:35,835
Ugh.
268
00:10:35,835 --> 00:10:38,935
brains are crazy!
269
00:10:38,938 --> 00:10:40,907
Why am I still upset about this?
270
00:10:40,907 --> 00:10:43,837
Trauma has a way
of bubbling back up again,
271
00:10:43,843 --> 00:10:45,778
at very inconvenient times.
272
00:10:45,778 --> 00:10:48,248
Often during the holidays.
273
00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:50,116
It’s like bad plumbing.
274
00:10:50,116 --> 00:10:53,386
Can’t you just snake
all that stuff out at once?
275
00:10:53,386 --> 00:10:54,646
[groans]
276
00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,664
[squawking]
277
00:10:59,626 --> 00:11:00,726
Oh!
278
00:11:00,727 --> 00:11:02,757
The longer I talk
about this shit in here,
279
00:11:02,762 --> 00:11:05,262
the more discombobulated I get.
280
00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:07,600
We’re working on it.
These things take time.
281
00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,335
Ah! And that’s our time!
282
00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:11,235
But I’m still in pieces!
283
00:11:11,237 --> 00:11:12,537
See you next week!
284
00:11:12,539 --> 00:11:14,639
Wait, how do I face Speckle?
285
00:11:14,641 --> 00:11:15,975
I’m so ashamed.
286
00:11:15,975 --> 00:11:18,075
You could try talking to him
about it.
287
00:11:18,077 --> 00:11:19,277
Great.
288
00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:20,346
Can you talk to him for me?
289
00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:22,206
Nope. And you need to get.
290
00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:24,184
My next client
is a real piece of work,
291
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:25,218
so I gotta use this time
292
00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:27,248
to psych myself up
for that whole mess.
293
00:11:27,253 --> 00:11:29,355
Argh!
294
00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:31,015
Bertie, your foot.
295
00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,264
[groans]
296
00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:36,401
[door opens]
297
00:11:40,099 --> 00:11:42,999
[humming]
298
00:11:45,672 --> 00:11:47,006
[keypad clicks]
299
00:11:47,006 --> 00:11:48,036
[chimes]
300
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:52,478
[Kara] ♪ I love Crinkles
With shrimpy sprinkles ♪
301
00:11:52,478 --> 00:11:55,248
♪ They don’t cure wrinkles
Or make you tinkle! ♪
302
00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:58,117
Shrimp‐flavored snack chips
with ranch!
303
00:11:58,117 --> 00:11:58,977
Oh, yeah!
304
00:11:58,985 --> 00:12:00,186
The Crinkles jingle!
305
00:12:00,186 --> 00:12:02,046
I can’t believe
she remembers it!
306
00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:03,065
[chimes]
307
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:06,059
[lively music]
308
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,559
Okay, we like
the same snack foods.
309
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,861
She’s telling me
about her ex‐girlfriend.
310
00:12:10,863 --> 00:12:12,865
It’s time for a gut‐check!
311
00:12:12,865 --> 00:12:15,225
[Tuca] Guts, assemble!
312
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:18,471
[heroic music]
313
00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:19,639
I have a crush on someone
314
00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:22,976
[heroic music]
315
00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:25,876
‐She loves you!
‐[Tuca] Intestines?
316
00:12:25,878 --> 00:12:27,578
You’re totally friend‐zoned.
317
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:30,080
PS, crinkles give you diarrhea!
318
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:32,283
[Tuca] Worth it.
What about you, Liver?
319
00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:35,819
Oh, you still wanna be
like that, huh?
320
00:12:35,822 --> 00:12:38,691
I said I was sorry
about that one spring break!
321
00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:40,491
[Tuca] And all my 20’s!
322
00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:44,063
Ahem. The trajectory of your
interpersonal relationships
323
00:12:44,063 --> 00:12:46,866
has been on a swift downturn,
but right now,
324
00:12:46,866 --> 00:12:49,166
the most important thing
is climate change.
325
00:12:49,168 --> 00:12:51,198
[Tuca] Shut up, Brain,
nobody asked you!
326
00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:54,374
Don’t come crying to me
when the polar ice caps mel‐‐
327
00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:57,810
I only wanna listen to the
grossest parts of my body.
328
00:12:57,810 --> 00:12:59,510
[Tuca] Believe me,
they’ve seen it all!
329
00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:00,580
[burps]
330
00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:02,150
[laughs]
Oh, yeah.
331
00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:05,583
[vibrator buzzing]
332
00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:10,589
[burbles]
333
00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:15,294
[lively music]
334
00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:19,966
Yo‐yo, Bertie‐ertie,
how was therapy?
335
00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:22,126
Boring and normal!
Let’s not talk about it!
336
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,203
How’s your, um, your texting?
337
00:13:24,203 --> 00:13:27,206
I need to tell Kara I’m into her
without scaring her off.
338
00:13:27,206 --> 00:13:30,036
Can you help me write the most
perfect text in the world?
339
00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:33,279
Of course, I’m fantastic
at overthinking texts!
340
00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:35,748
‐Let’s see.
‐[keypad clicking]
341
00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:37,817
Oh, no, don’t say that.
342
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,947
‐What should I say?
‐Lemme just...
343
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,053
[whooshes]
344
00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:44,190
How about something like this?
345
00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:46,530
Hmm, maybe something
more casual?
346
00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:51,828
If you use the word "chill",
she’ll know you’re chill.
347
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,666
Hmm, how about...
348
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,566
[whooshes]
349
00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:57,398
This has a nice sound to it.
350
00:13:57,403 --> 00:13:58,471
Poetic.
351
00:13:58,471 --> 00:13:59,911
Yikes!
352
00:14:11,818 --> 00:14:13,018
‐Anything?
‐Nope.
353
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:15,619
Just the "maybe she hates me"
dots.
354
00:14:15,621 --> 00:14:17,156
I hate those damn dots!
355
00:14:17,156 --> 00:14:19,556
Stop looking at your phone!
Don’t freak out!
356
00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:20,559
[sighs]
357
00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:23,563
[lively music]
358
00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:24,903
Dots...
359
00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:26,666
[Tuca] More dots...
360
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:28,896
[lively music]
361
00:14:30,436 --> 00:14:32,196
Is something wrong
with the Wi‐Fi?
362
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:34,507
Is this apartment suddenly
a dead zone?
363
00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:36,807
Speckle, have you paid
our family plan?
364
00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:38,678
I sure did!
Ooh, that reminds me,
365
00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:40,346
I need to call my sister,
Dottie.
366
00:14:40,346 --> 00:14:41,476
Argh!
367
00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:43,281
Ugh, I’m so achy.
368
00:14:43,282 --> 00:14:45,885
I think I’m about to get
my period, period, period.
369
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,885
No, no, no, no, no, no!
370
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,557
Agh!
371
00:14:50,256 --> 00:14:51,516
[pants]
372
00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:57,235
[clanks]
373
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,399
Argh!
374
00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:05,338
Argh!
375
00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:06,906
Patient in critical condition!
376
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,036
Get them into surgery, stat!
377
00:15:09,041 --> 00:15:11,041
[panting]
378
00:15:11,043 --> 00:15:13,246
I’m looking for Kara.
Is she on duty tonight?
379
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:16,046
Kara? Oh, she’s at
Dr. Sullivan’s birthday party
380
00:15:16,048 --> 00:15:17,578
at the bar around the corner.
381
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:20,420
He’s turning 40... again.
382
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,250
‐Thank you!
‐[elevator bell dings]
383
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,965
[upbeat music playing]
384
00:15:29,061 --> 00:15:30,897
[laughing]
385
00:15:30,897 --> 00:15:32,257
Oh, my god.
386
00:15:35,134 --> 00:15:37,437
Is there room for me
in the Enchanted Wood?
387
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:40,837
Always! I could use a hand
with these seedlings!
388
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,240
So, if you wanna
pick anything up,
389
00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:44,041
just press "B", and you can‐‐
390
00:15:44,043 --> 00:15:45,778
I am Elfric the Huntress.
391
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,947
Can you help me retrieve
the scroll of‐‐
392
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,577
‐Hyah!
‐Ugh!
393
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:51,117
Oh, damn!
394
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:52,685
Go, Bertie!
395
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:53,885
[mimics gunshots]
396
00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:55,416
[Bertie] Yeah, yeah, yeah!
397
00:15:56,422 --> 00:15:57,590
No! Not Damien!
398
00:15:57,590 --> 00:15:59,826
Oh! He just started
keeping bees!
399
00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:01,186
Oops, sorry!
400
00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:04,096
Ah... Okay. That’s okay.
401
00:16:04,096 --> 00:16:07,366
So... why did you get rid
of our mattress?
402
00:16:07,366 --> 00:16:09,596
Sorry, I’ll get a new one
tomorrow!
403
00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:10,502
I panicked.
404
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:12,672
Sorry, I’ll get a new one
tomorrow!
405
00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:13,872
No. Um...
406
00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:15,741
Remember when I told you
about that thing
407
00:16:15,741 --> 00:16:16,909
that happened to me
408
00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:19,545
at the Jelly Lakes
when I was young?
409
00:16:19,545 --> 00:16:21,145
[fire whooshing]
410
00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:23,147
Yeah, you, you mentioned it once
411
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:24,717
when we were first dating.
412
00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:25,677
[sighs]
I’m so sorry
413
00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:27,186
‐that happened to you.
w‐[Game Joel] Hey, guys! g.
414
00:16:27,186 --> 00:16:29,246
Ooh, do you need help
battling this dragon?
415
00:16:29,255 --> 00:16:31,157
We’re kinda having
a talk right now,
416
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:32,417
but maybe later!
417
00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:33,493
Oh, my bad!
418
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,328
I’ll go see
if the village apothecary
419
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,628
has any phosphorus‐rich
fertilizers.
420
00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:39,298
Ah! My experience points.
421
00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:41,067
‐[Red Dragon chomps]
‐Ooh!
422
00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:44,097
Sorry, friend.
I’ll avenge you later.
423
00:16:44,103 --> 00:16:47,039
So, you were saying...
the Jelly Lakes...
424
00:16:47,039 --> 00:16:48,207
Well, um...
425
00:16:48,207 --> 00:16:51,237
I still get upset about it
sometimes.
426
00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:54,547
Wow. Yeah, that, uh...
That makes sense.
427
00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:57,147
It must have been
very traumatic.
428
00:16:57,149 --> 00:17:00,349
Yeah. And I don’t know
if this is related or not,
429
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:04,090
but sometimes,
I, I have weird fantasies.
430
00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:08,628
Like, I get inexplicable crushes
on bad dudes.
431
00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:10,158
Like Pastry Pete?
432
00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:12,233
You knew?
433
00:17:13,432 --> 00:17:15,632
Yeah, I mean, I could tell.
434
00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:17,670
I, I don’t actually like him
at all!
435
00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:19,270
He’s a terrible person!
436
00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:23,175
It’s just, in my fantasies,
sometimes, it feels good.
437
00:17:23,175 --> 00:17:24,775
I’m so ashamed.
438
00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:26,245
It’s okay. Yeah, I...
439
00:17:26,245 --> 00:17:27,645
I think I understand.
440
00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:30,178
[relieved sigh]
441
00:17:30,182 --> 00:17:32,451
Do you have anything weird
like that?
442
00:17:32,451 --> 00:17:34,220
Hmm...
443
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,820
I never told you this, but...
444
00:17:36,822 --> 00:17:39,559
when I was young,
my best friend’s mom
445
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:40,689
was a baker.
446
00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:43,563
[Speckle] And I really...
liked it.
447
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,430
I liked her.
448
00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:48,968
Oh, yeah?
449
00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:50,468
Listen, I don’t wanna be creepy.
450
00:17:50,469 --> 00:17:52,769
I love you for so many reasons,
451
00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:56,175
but the baking doesn’t hurt!
452
00:17:56,175 --> 00:17:58,705
‐You know?
‐I love you, Speckle.
453
00:17:58,711 --> 00:17:59,946
[smooches]
454
00:17:59,946 --> 00:18:02,346
Wow, this is great!
455
00:18:02,348 --> 00:18:03,678
I feel so much lighter!
456
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:06,118
Maybe sometime, you could roll
my dick up in croissant dough,
457
00:18:06,118 --> 00:18:07,687
like a pig in a blanket.
I’m just kidding.
458
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:10,756
I’m kidding, right?
I’m totally kidding.
459
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:12,386
Unless, you know, you’re...
460
00:18:12,391 --> 00:18:14,727
No, I’m totally kidding!
461
00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:16,027
It’s impossible,
462
00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:18,197
even if I wanted to, you know,
463
00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:20,627
you can’t get it
around the, uh...
464
00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:23,169
[lively music]
465
00:18:23,169 --> 00:18:25,338
[background chatter]
466
00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:26,838
One seltzer, please.
467
00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:28,207
Extra bubbly.
468
00:18:28,207 --> 00:18:30,577
‐[Kara laughs]
‐[glass breaks]
469
00:18:31,177 --> 00:18:34,447
[clattering]
470
00:18:35,214 --> 00:18:36,649
You okay there?
471
00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:38,079
Can I ask you something?
472
00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:40,319
Have you ever spent days
texting someone
473
00:18:40,319 --> 00:18:41,787
without knowing
if they’re into you?
474
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:44,487
Actually, I just went through
something exactly like that.
475
00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:45,858
Oh, yeah?
476
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:48,127
Whew, glad it’s not just me.
477
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:51,027
Yeah, see that woman over there?
478
00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:53,399
She never responded
to my last text.
479
00:18:53,399 --> 00:18:55,167
And that was weeks ago.
480
00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:56,397
[sighs]
481
00:18:56,402 --> 00:18:58,771
She was such a funny texter!
482
00:18:58,771 --> 00:18:59,771
Damn!
483
00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:03,075
Homegirl is out here
texting everybody!
484
00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:04,275
‐[slurps]
‐Tuca.
485
00:19:04,276 --> 00:19:05,906
What are you doing over here?
486
00:19:05,911 --> 00:19:07,111
Trying to hide from me?
487
00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:08,313
You thought I wouldn’t
spot my girl
488
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:09,582
in this crowded room?
489
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:10,482
Your girl?
490
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,818
Everybody, this is my girl Tuca!
491
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,086
‐Hi, Tuca.
‐Hi, Tuca.
492
00:19:14,086 --> 00:19:15,946
Hi! I’m her girl!
493
00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:18,090
Tuca, this is my girl Kendra,
494
00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:19,690
my girl Liz, my girl Natalie.
495
00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:21,892
Oh, and my girl Gabriela
is around here somewhere.
496
00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:23,329
Hey, girl, hi!
497
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:24,859
Oh, I love this song!
498
00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:27,033
‐Yes!
‐[crowd cheers]
499
00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:29,333
[indistinct chatter]
500
00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:31,599
[all exclaim]
501
00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:33,544
[crowd cheering]
502
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:36,840
[cheering continues]
503
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:39,779
[upbeat music playing]
504
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:41,709
Are you trying to leave
without me?
505
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:44,016
Oh, I don’t know.
506
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:46,616
Did I ever tell you about
the dude who came to the ER
507
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:48,888
after trying to perform
his own appendectomy?
508
00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:49,818
Not yet!
509
00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:53,289
after trying to perform
his own appendectomy?
510
00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:54,360
and this dude comes in
511
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,060
carrying his appendix
512
00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:57,430
in a grocery bag!
513
00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:58,830
[Tuca] Did he die?
514
00:19:58,831 --> 00:19:59,999
[Kara] Surprisingly, no.
515
00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:01,499
He actually did
a really good job.
516
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:03,969
We sewed him up
and put him on antibiotics
517
00:20:03,969 --> 00:20:05,337
and he was good to go in a week.
518
00:20:05,337 --> 00:20:07,367
‐[Kara] He’s a surgeon now!
‐[Tuca] That’s amazing!
519
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:09,008
Wanna see pics?
520
00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:10,978
‐They’re gnarly.
‐Yeah!
521
00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:20,519
[both moaning]
522
00:20:21,987 --> 00:20:25,587
[lively music]
523
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,297
Hmm. You smell good!
524
00:20:31,297 --> 00:20:32,427
Is this
a new feather conditioner?
525
00:20:32,431 --> 00:20:34,600
[giggling]
Nope.
526
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,335
Maybe it’s my beak serum?
527
00:20:36,335 --> 00:20:38,395
Let me see. Mmm.
528
00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:42,608
It’s peach flavored. And melon!
529
00:20:42,608 --> 00:20:43,776
Mmm.
530
00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:45,036
Very nice.
531
00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:46,412
Fruit salad.
532
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:48,212
[both moan]
533
00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:49,414
Mmm.
534
00:20:50,382 --> 00:20:52,351
‐[gasps]
‐You like this, huh?
535
00:20:52,351 --> 00:20:54,551
You liked how Pastry Pete
treated you.
536
00:20:54,553 --> 00:20:55,688
Oh!
537
00:20:55,688 --> 00:20:56,788
[whispers]
Is this okay?
538
00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:59,119
I’m just trying something.
Maybe it’s too weird!
539
00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:02,094
No. I mean, not too weird.
540
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:03,562
Oh, so, it’s okay?
541
00:21:03,562 --> 00:21:04,630
Yes.
542
00:21:04,630 --> 00:21:07,230
Cool! Also, it’s great
we can do this in here.
543
00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:08,601
Both because it’s hot
544
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,701
but also because
you got rid of our mattress.
545
00:21:11,303 --> 00:21:13,072
[both moan]
546
00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:14,240
‐Ooh!
‐[grunts]
547
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:15,810
[both moan]
548
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,575
Oh.
549
00:21:19,845 --> 00:21:21,775
[vibrator buzzing]
550
00:21:25,251 --> 00:21:27,551
[upbeat music]
551
00:21:55,281 --> 00:21:57,551
[calm music]
552
00:22:03,255 --> 00:22:04,455
Hi!