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♪♪

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-Welcome to detention.

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You're 10 minutes late.

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-What are you gonna do?
Give us detention?

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-No, I'm gonna give you
something called

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"more detention"!

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Sit down!

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All right.
No talking.

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No texting.
No devices.

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No sexting.
No ghosting.

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No re-tweets.

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If I hear one re-tweeting...

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This is a time for penance.

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-Did you just say,
"This is a time for penis"?

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-You just
bought yourself another week.

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[ Laughs ]

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Welcome to Hell.

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-Great joke.
Totally worth it.

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-I'm sorry about last night.

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-Can you please be quiet?

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We're in detention
because of you.

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-What about your boyfriend?

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-He's not my boyfriend anymore.

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-Really? Uh...

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that's...that's, uh, too bad.

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-No, it's not.

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I'm done with destructive
assholes.

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-That's great.

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-When I say "destructive
assholes," that includes you.

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-What?

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-You, Ethan, Charlie, you're all
the same. Grow up.

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-Hey, Dana? There was a monster.

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A hairy ball with, like,
1,000 teeth.

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He knows it, he saw it.

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Don't.

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[ Tires screech ]

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-Wait here.
-What are you talking about?

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I'm going in there with you
to get my son.

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-Trust me, it is not safe.

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-Oh, you do care about me.

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Wait, are you crazy?

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You can't bring that thing
into a school.

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-Then, what am I
supposed to use?

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♪♪

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-Oh, hey, hey.

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Deliveries are around the back.

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What the fuck?

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-This is a terrible body.

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♪♪

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-[ Growling ]

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-So, you guys trashed my den

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to make this
stupid flip-phone video?

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-No, Dana,
that's a real monster.

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-You're the monster, dumbass.

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-Screw you, dude.
I have it on my phone.

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-Buddy, that thing's
still got an antenna.

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-And what about Penelope?

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Chris, trashing my party
is one thing,

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but roofying a girl's drink,
that's criminal.

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-Dana, I didn't do any of that.

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-Please don't talk to me again.

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-Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh!
Shh! Shh!

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Is Mr. Weber working
for a delivery service now?

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♪♪

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-Christopher Stewart?

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-Yeah?

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-You must die.

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-Ah! Ha!

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-Let's get the hell
out of here, man!

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-You said he was lying!

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You said there were
no hairy balls!

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-Come on!

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-[ Groaning ]

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♪♪

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♪♪

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-[ Laughs ]

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Oh!

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♪♪

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♪♪

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-Run! Go! Go!

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Go!

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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-[ Laughing ]

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-What the hell
are those things?!

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-What the fuck is wrong
with Mr. Weber?!

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Whoa!

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-There's no way out.
-Oh, shit, guys?

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-The window.
-Well, can we fit?

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-I got this!

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-Yo, yo, yo.

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♪♪

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-You first, come on!

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-What about Christopher
and Charlie?

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-Yeah, I'll help 'em.
Just go!

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-[ Growling ]

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-Here. Take my hand.

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-Mom?

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-I'm here, Pork Chop.

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That's it.

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-See you around, suckers.

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-No! You have to help them!

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-There's no way my son
will get through this

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without a boost.

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-Fine. Fine!

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Fuck! Come on!

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Hurry!

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Jesus!

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-Ethan, push!
-Keep pulling!

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Ah, fuck!

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Ah, what the fuck?!

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[ Screaming ]

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-No!

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-Mom? Mom, wake up!

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-Chris!
-Dude!

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-[ Groaning ]

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♪♪

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-Mom! Mom, wake up!

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Where are you taking us?!

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪