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♪♪

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Fuck me.

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Going out?

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Need any Viagra?

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No.
I'll be okay.

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I thought that she had
a shift tonight.

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She called in sick.

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Rough day.
Told me to watch you.

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Oh, by the way, you're grounded.

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You're not gonna
tell her, right?

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Just be back
before she wakes up.

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All right.

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[ Growling ]

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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Mommy! Mommy!
I saw a porcupine!

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♪♪

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[ Telephone rings ]

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♪♪

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Man: Hello?

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♪♪

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[ Chuckles ]

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♪♪

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♪♪

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Oh, wow!

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Baby! [ Laughs ]

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♪♪

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Charlie: Why do you smell like
your mom's perfume?

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Christopher: Uh, she hugged me
before I left.

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No, it smells like
you put it on you.

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I put it on me.

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It's gonna be a big night
for you, man.

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Take one of these.

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Thanks.

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Keep the pack.

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♪♪

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[ Doorbell rings ]

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Oh, fuck no!

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You guys attacked me
and got me detention

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for the rest of the week.

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Hey!
We got detention, too.

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Well, there's no way in hell

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that I'm letting you
two pussies in here.

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You made it!

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Ethan: Yeah, they did.

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How great is that!

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Does your face hurt?

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My eyes hurt
from looking at them.

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Come on, babe.

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Let's show your friends inside.

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[ Laughs ]

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You wanna go home?

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Nope.

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Tonight's my big night.

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Hell yeah!

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We are gonna own this party!

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-We cool, right?
-Right.

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♪♪

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You wanna dance?

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You mean with you?

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No! Idiot!

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With her!

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Christopher: Oh.

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Yeah, I'm gonna go talk to her!

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Okay. Okay.

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Actually, I'm gonna go pee!

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♪♪

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Hi.

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♪♪

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-How much further?

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9,600 miles.

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We're making good time.

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♪♪

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[ Snarling ]

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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-[ Hisses ]
-[ Screaming ]

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♪♪

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Ahh!

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Ahh!

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♪♪

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Yeah, sorry I'm late.

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I'm in the car now.

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Okay, see you soon.

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[ Hisses ]

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Yeah, I-I don't do
the whole talking thing.

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So just drive, all right?

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What the fu--

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[ Screams ]

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Penelope: Oh, Ethan.

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-When are you gonna
tell Dana about us?

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Soon. I know, babe.
I promise.

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You've been saying that for --

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God, you make me so hot.

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♪♪

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♪♪

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This is not the bathroom.

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And that is not Dana!

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What the hell?
Get out!

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-What did you do to her?
-Wh-- nothing.

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Oh, shit, did you Cosby her?

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I didn't touch her.
I swear.

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-You were touching her.
-Okay, no, no, just look.

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She's -- She's okay.

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What the fuck is this?

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What the fuck?!

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♪♪

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Charlie: Coming in.

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Wow, you are cute.

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What's your name?

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All right, cool, that's fine.

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Mrs. Yellow, Mrs. Sunshine,
okay...

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Ooh, must be raining.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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No?

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No.
Okay.

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Hey, what are you doing later?

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Okay, cool.
That was really offensive.

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[ Sighs ]
It's the shirt, isn't it?

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Where the hell is Chris?

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Get it off me!
Get the fuck off me!

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You tell Dana about Penelope
and you're a dead man.

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Are you serious right now?!

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Yes!

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Yo!

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What the hell is that?!

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Oh, man.
-Charlie.

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Charlie, what are you doing?
Run!

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Are you kidding?
This is gonna go viral!

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Oh, shit!

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[ Screaming ]

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What the fuck?!

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♪♪

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♪♪

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[ Beeping ]

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[ High-pitched screech ]
[ Screaming ]

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[ Screeching ]

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What the hell was that?

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Guys...

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This isn't what it looks like.

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-Oh, my God.
-What?

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I, uh, caught these two freaks
slipping something

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into Penelope's drink
so I followed them up here.

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That's a fucking lie!

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No, no, then when I tried
to stop it,

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they went crazy and started
tearing this place up!

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That's not true.
Dana, he's lying.

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I can explain to you.
-Then explain.

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Okay, there was this like,
small...

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-Hairy.
-Wrinkly --

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Enough!

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The party's over!

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♪♪

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[ Chattering ]

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♪♪

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♪♪

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Mom. [ Sighs ]

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What the hell, Chris?

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Okay, Mom, I love you
and I know that you're mad

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and I know that I was grounded.

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But there was this party and
there was these things, a-and...

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I don't expect you
to understand.

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You're right.

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I don't understand anything
about you anymore.

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You're sneaking out.

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You're getting in trouble
at school.

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And I found five pizza boxes --
empty --

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under your bed, and then this.

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Christopher, your eating
is out of control!

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This is a competition for
a trophy and prize money.

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It's harmless.

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Why do you always
have to be on my case?

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Oh, pork chop...

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I am just trying to protect you.

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-Protect me from what?

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♪♪