1 00:00:24,981 --> 00:00:26,287 Hey there. 2 00:00:26,330 --> 00:00:28,071 - I got a call about a female Caucasian 3 00:00:28,115 --> 00:00:31,031 looking to go bootscootin' on a Saturday night. 4 00:00:31,074 --> 00:00:34,077 - Guilty as charged. - Hop in. 5 00:00:37,167 --> 00:00:39,082 My dad would kill me 6 00:00:39,126 --> 00:00:41,041 if he knew I was going on a date with a cop. 7 00:00:41,084 --> 00:00:42,912 My dad's the police captain. 8 00:00:42,955 --> 00:00:45,610 He'd kill me if he knew I was going out with a firefighter, 9 00:00:45,654 --> 00:00:47,438 and then I'd have to arrest him. 10 00:00:49,223 --> 00:00:52,704 - You know the best part about going out with a cop is? 11 00:00:52,748 --> 00:00:54,706 No red lights. 12 00:01:00,799 --> 00:01:03,933 Oh! You like that? 13 00:01:07,893 --> 00:01:11,201 Whoo-hoo! 14 00:01:34,006 --> 00:01:36,487 - Holy Spicoli. Look at the time. 15 00:01:36,531 --> 00:01:39,751 I got a big day planned with my Mini Firefighter Buddy. 16 00:01:39,795 --> 00:01:41,405 - You signed up to be a Big Firefighter Buddy? 17 00:01:41,449 --> 00:01:44,234 - That's right. I'm officially a BFB. 18 00:01:44,278 --> 00:01:45,975 - Oh yeah, I heard of that program. 19 00:01:46,018 --> 00:01:47,672 That's where they get a firefighter to mentor some, 20 00:01:47,716 --> 00:01:49,457 like, "troubled youth" or whatever, right? 21 00:01:49,500 --> 00:01:51,023 - I've wanted to do this for a long time 22 00:01:51,067 --> 00:01:52,503 to make a difference 23 00:01:52,547 --> 00:01:54,157 in the life of a kid from a broken home. 24 00:01:54,201 --> 00:01:56,942 - Yeah, and it's a great way to meet single moms, 25 00:01:56,986 --> 00:01:59,380 you know what I--what? 26 00:01:59,423 --> 00:02:02,557 And help a troubled kid. Come on, two birds, one stone. 27 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:04,515 - Well, what happens if the kid is a bad seed? 28 00:02:04,559 --> 00:02:06,778 Do you get to do that whole "Scared Straight" situation? 29 00:02:06,822 --> 00:02:08,998 - Oh, baby, I would love to see that. 30 00:02:09,041 --> 00:02:10,608 Drill Sergeant Granfield Smith 31 00:02:10,652 --> 00:02:12,958 laying down some tough love on some punk! 32 00:02:13,002 --> 00:02:15,396 Drop and give me 20, boy, now! 33 00:02:15,439 --> 00:02:17,441 - Is that a doughnut in your foot locker, soldier? 34 00:02:17,485 --> 00:02:18,486 Chop 'em, Andy. 35 00:02:18,529 --> 00:02:19,704 - Pow! - Boom! 36 00:02:19,748 --> 00:02:21,402 - No. - Bam! 37 00:02:21,445 --> 00:02:23,143 - No, troubled kids need someone who can relate to them, 38 00:02:23,186 --> 00:02:24,796 offer up some supportive encouragement. 39 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:26,233 - Boring. - Seriously. 40 00:02:26,276 --> 00:02:27,973 Give me a heads up if you're gonna 41 00:02:28,017 --> 00:02:29,627 give him the old hose-down. I'll make some popcorn. 42 00:02:29,671 --> 00:02:31,455 - Now you're talking. - There you go. 43 00:02:31,499 --> 00:02:33,936 - Oh. 44 00:02:33,979 --> 00:02:35,720 - Hey, Delilah. - Okay. 45 00:02:35,764 --> 00:02:36,852 - Hey, Delilah. - Hey, Delilah. 46 00:02:38,245 --> 00:02:39,768 Lucy's not here yet? 47 00:02:39,811 --> 00:02:42,727 - Whoa, you look like a pink puffer fish. 48 00:02:42,771 --> 00:02:45,208 - Yeah, how much cotton candy died to make that thing? 49 00:02:45,252 --> 00:02:46,949 I know I look terrible. 50 00:02:46,992 --> 00:02:48,646 My sister's getting married, and I'm maid of honor 51 00:02:48,690 --> 00:02:50,561 if Lucy ever gets here to relieve me. 52 00:02:50,605 --> 00:02:52,433 - Delilah, I'm sure Lucy's stuck in traffic. 53 00:02:52,476 --> 00:02:54,565 - She'll be here any second. - Let's hope so. 54 00:02:54,609 --> 00:02:56,828 - But in the meantime, I do need to ask you to change 55 00:02:56,872 --> 00:02:58,961 back into your blues in case we get a call. 56 00:02:59,004 --> 00:03:03,226 - Sorry. - No problem. 57 00:03:03,270 --> 00:03:05,359 - And there's also a pumpkin that needs to be turned... 58 00:03:05,402 --> 00:03:06,838 - Ha, ha, ha, ha! God, Andy. 59 00:03:06,882 --> 00:03:08,492 - Into a carriage. - She wouldn't let you 60 00:03:08,536 --> 00:03:10,190 - finish it. - Yeah. 61 00:03:18,154 --> 00:03:19,634 Hey! 62 00:03:21,331 --> 00:03:24,073 Help! 63 00:03:24,116 --> 00:03:26,597 Hey! Hey! 64 00:03:26,641 --> 00:03:29,034 - Damn it. - Somebody! 65 00:03:29,078 --> 00:03:31,472 Help! 66 00:03:31,515 --> 00:03:35,867 Help! Help! 67 00:03:39,741 --> 00:03:42,134 - I still can't believe you broke the window. 68 00:03:42,178 --> 00:03:44,702 - What else was I supposed to do? 69 00:03:44,746 --> 00:03:46,356 Our legs are pinned in. 70 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:50,839 We still don't have any service. 71 00:03:50,882 --> 00:03:52,710 Someone has to find us soon though, right? 72 00:03:52,754 --> 00:03:55,235 - There's a reason this is my number one make out spot. 73 00:03:55,278 --> 00:03:58,020 It's because no one comes up here. 74 00:03:58,063 --> 00:04:00,240 - Yeah, wow, that makes me feel special. 75 00:04:00,283 --> 00:04:02,024 I'm so hungry! 76 00:04:02,067 --> 00:04:04,853 Oh, God, you don't have anything in your purse, like, 77 00:04:04,896 --> 00:04:07,682 even, like, a power drink like Brute Force Fuel. 78 00:04:07,725 --> 00:04:09,466 - No, I don't carry Brute Force Fuel. 79 00:04:09,510 --> 00:04:10,902 - It doesn't have to be Brute Force Fuel. 80 00:04:10,946 --> 00:04:12,643 It could be Mega Force Fuel. 81 00:04:12,687 --> 00:04:16,908 - I don't have any kind of force fuels in my purse. 82 00:04:16,952 --> 00:04:20,347 - Ugh! - Oh, I do have these. 83 00:04:20,390 --> 00:04:23,567 - Way to bury the lede! Brownies? 84 00:04:23,611 --> 00:04:25,177 - Oh, no, no, no. - My favorite. 85 00:04:25,221 --> 00:04:26,527 Are you kidding me? 86 00:04:26,570 --> 00:04:28,442 - Those are pot brownies. - For reals? 87 00:04:28,485 --> 00:04:30,270 - They were left over from a concert I went to. 88 00:04:30,313 --> 00:04:31,575 Yeah, no judgment here. 89 00:04:31,619 --> 00:04:33,142 I don't care. I'm just hungry. 90 00:04:33,185 --> 00:04:34,970 - No, I just don't think it's a good idea. 91 00:04:35,013 --> 00:04:36,841 We're, like, stuck in a car in a ditch with no way out. 92 00:04:36,885 --> 00:04:38,190 I just-- 93 00:04:38,234 --> 00:04:39,670 - Uh, I've had edibles before, okay? 94 00:04:39,714 --> 00:04:42,630 - I wasn't born a cop. - Okay. 95 00:04:45,023 --> 00:04:47,678 Ooh, I do have mints. You want a-- 96 00:04:47,722 --> 00:04:51,595 - Mmm. I'm a big boy, okay? 97 00:04:51,639 --> 00:04:55,120 I'm gonna be all right. These are good. 98 00:04:55,164 --> 00:04:57,427 - Hey, Shorty. It's Delilah. 99 00:04:57,471 --> 00:05:01,126 Um, I was wondering if you could come in and cover for me. 100 00:05:01,170 --> 00:05:03,564 Yeah, Lucy didn't show up, and it's sort of screwing me 101 00:05:03,607 --> 00:05:07,176 'cause--you don't care. Don't yell at me. 102 00:05:07,219 --> 00:05:09,309 Okay, I get it. Bye. 103 00:05:09,352 --> 00:05:11,354 God! Lucy's killing me. 104 00:05:11,398 --> 00:05:13,138 Even if she gets here in the next half hour, 105 00:05:13,182 --> 00:05:15,967 I still gotta redo my makeup, put the dress back on, 106 00:05:16,011 --> 00:05:17,926 and practice "Uptown Funk" with the bridesmaids. 107 00:05:17,969 --> 00:05:19,754 That's gonna take, like, two hours. 108 00:05:19,797 --> 00:05:21,233 - She wouldn't do this on purpose. 109 00:05:21,277 --> 00:05:23,758 I'm starting to get worried. 110 00:05:23,801 --> 00:05:26,587 Oh, that gag fire extinguisher we built. 111 00:05:26,630 --> 00:05:27,718 - No way. - Yeah. 112 00:05:27,762 --> 00:05:29,154 I wonder if it still works. 113 00:05:31,505 --> 00:05:35,683 - Make that three hours. - Sorry about that. 114 00:05:35,726 --> 00:05:37,772 - Oh, man, my Mini Firefighter Buddy 115 00:05:37,815 --> 00:05:39,164 should be here any second, 116 00:05:39,208 --> 00:05:40,731 and I can't wait to help a kid in need. 117 00:05:40,775 --> 00:05:42,342 - Oh, Granny, you know what we should do? 118 00:05:42,385 --> 00:05:44,605 Get the kid to do the inventory for us, right? 119 00:05:44,648 --> 00:05:46,737 - We'll whip his ass into shape. - Come on, Ike. 120 00:05:46,781 --> 00:05:48,217 It's not about whipping him into shape. 121 00:05:48,260 --> 00:05:49,653 It's about connecting to his heart, man. 122 00:05:49,697 --> 00:05:51,220 There's no such thing as a bad kid. 123 00:05:51,263 --> 00:05:54,005 - Just a bad role model. - Ah, good point, Granny. 124 00:05:54,049 --> 00:05:56,834 - Right? - Okay, well, oh, here you go. 125 00:05:58,662 --> 00:06:00,403 Oh, shit. 126 00:06:00,447 --> 00:06:02,666 It's Hunter, the kid from the well. 127 00:06:02,710 --> 00:06:04,494 - The kid who hosed Linda Price. 128 00:06:04,538 --> 00:06:05,843 The kid from the toy drive. 129 00:06:05,887 --> 00:06:07,541 Got himself a soccer mom haircut. 130 00:06:07,584 --> 00:06:09,064 'Sup, douche buckets? 131 00:06:09,107 --> 00:06:10,544 - Hunter, you're my Mini Firefighter? 132 00:06:10,587 --> 00:06:12,415 - Yeah, because my stupid mom made me. 133 00:06:12,459 --> 00:06:15,853 - Well, call me Granny. I'm your BFB. 134 00:06:15,897 --> 00:06:18,378 - If by BFB, you mean, "bzoring fucking bzitch," 135 00:06:18,421 --> 00:06:19,422 then I guess you are. 136 00:06:19,466 --> 00:06:20,945 - There it goes. - Wow. 137 00:06:20,989 --> 00:06:22,947 No such thing as a bad kid, huh? 138 00:06:22,991 --> 00:06:25,863 - Eat a dick, nerd. - Hey. 139 00:06:25,907 --> 00:06:27,865 This is gonna be fun. 140 00:06:27,909 --> 00:06:29,258 Where the hell is she? 141 00:06:29,301 --> 00:06:30,955 - I think Lucy probably slept over 142 00:06:30,999 --> 00:06:32,435 at a friend's house and forgot to set the alarm. 143 00:06:32,479 --> 00:06:34,045 Like, a girlfriend's house? 144 00:06:34,089 --> 00:06:36,874 - Or a boyfriend's. - She's not with a guy. 145 00:06:36,918 --> 00:06:38,963 - Okay, do I need to explain the birds and the bees to you? 146 00:06:39,007 --> 00:06:40,704 She's a good girl. 147 00:06:40,748 --> 00:06:42,184 - Have you checked her social media pages? 148 00:06:42,227 --> 00:06:43,838 - You think we can find something 149 00:06:43,881 --> 00:06:45,405 - on her Oingo Boingo page? - On her "Boioioing," yes. 150 00:06:45,448 --> 00:06:47,102 Lucy can't go ten minutes without posting. 151 00:06:47,145 --> 00:06:50,192 - Well, I don't know how to do that. 152 00:06:50,235 --> 00:06:52,063 - I got you. Oh. 153 00:06:52,107 --> 00:06:53,282 - What do you got? - Okay. 154 00:06:53,325 --> 00:06:55,763 - What? - I got something. 155 00:06:55,806 --> 00:06:58,113 "Coppin' a lobster at Il Lobsterino." 156 00:06:58,156 --> 00:07:00,289 Pretty fancy. Sounds like a date to me. 157 00:07:00,332 --> 00:07:01,986 - Don't push it. - I'm just trying to help. 158 00:07:02,030 --> 00:07:03,814 you want someone else to help, call the cops. 159 00:07:03,858 --> 00:07:06,556 - I'm not gonna call the cops. Pfft. 160 00:07:10,647 --> 00:07:12,475 - Captain Polonsky. - Captain? 161 00:07:12,519 --> 00:07:14,259 - Chief McConky here. - Terry. 162 00:07:14,303 --> 00:07:16,261 - Jerry. - What do you want? 163 00:07:16,305 --> 00:07:18,002 - Well, I want to see if you got wind of any incidents 164 00:07:18,046 --> 00:07:19,700 that might be relevant to us over here. 165 00:07:19,743 --> 00:07:21,266 What are you talking about? 166 00:07:21,310 --> 00:07:23,094 - I was hoping you could shed some light 167 00:07:23,138 --> 00:07:24,661 on the whereabouts of a firefighter. 168 00:07:24,705 --> 00:07:27,229 - Can you just spit it out, McConky? 169 00:07:27,272 --> 00:07:29,231 - Okay, Lucy didn't come to work today, 170 00:07:29,274 --> 00:07:31,363 and we know she was at Il Lobsterino last night. 171 00:07:31,407 --> 00:07:33,104 Other than that, there's no sign. 172 00:07:33,148 --> 00:07:34,323 That's interesting. 173 00:07:34,366 --> 00:07:36,064 Jerry Jr. didn't show up either. 174 00:07:36,107 --> 00:07:38,109 - You mean your son? - He's from my first marriage. 175 00:07:38,153 --> 00:07:39,546 I'm trying to reconnect, 176 00:07:39,589 --> 00:07:41,112 so I put him on the force a few weeks ago 177 00:07:41,156 --> 00:07:43,680 and, you know, it's going okay. 178 00:07:43,724 --> 00:07:46,074 - Save it for your barber. What's that got to do with me? 179 00:07:46,117 --> 00:07:49,730 - Well, he told me yesterday that he had a "hot date" 180 00:07:49,773 --> 00:07:54,691 at Il Lobsterino, and he was "fired up" about it. 181 00:07:54,735 --> 00:07:57,172 - No, there is no way my daughter went on a date 182 00:07:57,215 --> 00:07:59,522 with a Tacoma cop, especially your son. 183 00:07:59,566 --> 00:08:03,134 - Okay, it does seem like a strange coincidence 184 00:08:03,178 --> 00:08:05,485 that they're both at Il Lobsterino 185 00:08:05,528 --> 00:08:07,399 and they're both late for work. 186 00:08:07,443 --> 00:08:10,968 You know, if I put my police detective hat on-- 187 00:08:11,012 --> 00:08:12,361 No way. 188 00:08:12,404 --> 00:08:13,928 - I know I said she was with a guy, 189 00:08:13,971 --> 00:08:15,756 but she's definitely not with Polonsky, Jr. 190 00:08:15,799 --> 00:08:17,497 I would bet my entire pension 191 00:08:17,540 --> 00:08:19,368 she wasn't out with Polonsky, Jr. 192 00:08:19,411 --> 00:08:22,066 - And I wouldn't take that bet because I'd lose. 193 00:08:22,110 --> 00:08:23,503 - Right? No way! - She's not with him. 194 00:08:23,546 --> 00:08:24,982 There's no way. 195 00:08:25,026 --> 00:08:26,375 - There's no way. - No, there's no way. 196 00:08:26,418 --> 00:08:29,073 - Oh, God. I forgot how to breathe. 197 00:08:29,117 --> 00:08:33,513 My heart's gonna explode. Oh, God. 198 00:08:33,556 --> 00:08:37,168 - Okay, all right, calm down. Relax, just count to 10. 199 00:08:37,212 --> 00:08:41,085 - Can you have too much pot? Can you OD from pot brownies? 200 00:08:41,129 --> 00:08:42,913 - You're fine. - Are you sure? 201 00:08:42,957 --> 00:08:45,873 'Cause I don't feel fine. I don't feel fine at all. 202 00:08:45,916 --> 00:08:48,397 - Hey, hey, hey, look at me. Look at me. 203 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:51,139 Tell me something about yourself. 204 00:08:51,182 --> 00:08:54,229 - When my mom left my dad, she made me dye my hair black 205 00:08:54,272 --> 00:08:56,318 so that I wouldn't remind her of him. 206 00:08:56,361 --> 00:08:58,973 - Let's focus on something a little more upbeat. 207 00:08:59,016 --> 00:09:00,670 Okay, uh... 208 00:09:00,714 --> 00:09:03,978 I always wanted to express myself through art. 209 00:09:04,021 --> 00:09:05,545 Really? 210 00:09:05,588 --> 00:09:08,112 - Yeah, I have sketches if you want to see. 211 00:09:08,156 --> 00:09:09,679 - Hell yeah, I wanna see your sketches. 212 00:09:09,723 --> 00:09:11,115 - You do? - Yeah. 213 00:09:11,159 --> 00:09:13,074 - They're in the pocket behind my chair. 214 00:09:14,641 --> 00:09:15,816 Here, let me get it. 215 00:09:15,859 --> 00:09:19,036 - I can't reach. I can't reach. 216 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:20,777 I got it. 217 00:09:20,821 --> 00:09:23,258 - Okay. I've been teaching myself. 218 00:09:23,301 --> 00:09:25,565 Picassi's always been a hero of mine. 219 00:09:25,608 --> 00:09:27,175 - You mean Picasso? - No. 220 00:09:27,218 --> 00:09:29,046 Greg Picassi, he's the sketch artist 221 00:09:29,090 --> 00:09:30,744 - at the station. - Mm. 222 00:09:30,787 --> 00:09:32,746 - I've always dreamed of drawing the face of a bad guy 223 00:09:32,789 --> 00:09:35,487 from the memory of an unreliable witness. 224 00:09:35,531 --> 00:09:38,882 - Check it out. - Wow. 225 00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:45,454 Oh, these are-- they're unbelievable. 226 00:09:45,497 --> 00:09:47,630 - You don't mean that. - No, I really do. 227 00:09:47,674 --> 00:09:51,547 I think these show a lot of potential. 228 00:09:52,504 --> 00:09:54,724 - You're just saying that. - I think that they're great. 229 00:09:54,768 --> 00:09:57,727 - Oh, I'm freaking losing it, man. 230 00:09:57,771 --> 00:10:01,078 - I'm losing it. - Dude, keep it together. 231 00:10:01,122 --> 00:10:03,211 - Oh, God, whatever happens to me, 232 00:10:03,254 --> 00:10:05,648 don't let me jump off this building. 233 00:10:05,692 --> 00:10:08,085 - We're in a car stuck in a ditch. 234 00:10:08,129 --> 00:10:10,087 I'm having-- 235 00:10:10,131 --> 00:10:12,046 I'm giving birth. I'm giving birth. 236 00:10:12,089 --> 00:10:14,614 I'm crowning. 237 00:10:14,657 --> 00:10:18,008 - Do you see the head? - Please get me out of here. 238 00:10:23,274 --> 00:10:24,449 - All right, pull and roll, There you go. 239 00:10:24,493 --> 00:10:27,757 Pull, roll, pull, roll, pull, roll. 240 00:10:27,801 --> 00:10:29,237 Yep, and you roll. 241 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:30,630 You pull, and you roll. That's great. 242 00:10:30,673 --> 00:10:32,109 It's even. That's awesome. 243 00:10:32,153 --> 00:10:33,720 You're really getting the hang of this, man. 244 00:10:33,763 --> 00:10:35,983 Is this what you do all day? 245 00:10:36,026 --> 00:10:37,506 - Hey, come here. Stand up. 246 00:10:37,549 --> 00:10:40,814 Hunter, being a firefighter is a way of life. 247 00:10:40,857 --> 00:10:42,554 We live by a code. 248 00:10:42,598 --> 00:10:44,339 - Yeah, like when your relief doesn't show up 249 00:10:44,382 --> 00:10:47,124 for her shift, and you have to fucking stay. 250 00:10:47,168 --> 00:10:49,344 Lady firefighter said fuck. 251 00:10:49,387 --> 00:10:51,215 - How many are in there? - Eight 252 00:10:51,259 --> 00:10:53,478 - All right, look, Hunter, when I got out 253 00:10:53,522 --> 00:10:56,830 of the military, I had no direction, no purpose. 254 00:10:56,873 --> 00:10:59,354 - Firefighting gave that to me. 255 00:10:59,397 --> 00:11:01,704 - Dude, I didn't come in to do your job for you. 256 00:11:01,748 --> 00:11:03,488 Just tell me how to burn down a building. 257 00:11:03,532 --> 00:11:06,056 - Oily rags and accelerant-- arsonist's best friend. 258 00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:07,754 - Ike. - He wants to learn. 259 00:11:07,797 --> 00:11:09,494 - I'm trying to tell him. - He doesn't want to learn. 260 00:11:09,538 --> 00:11:11,845 - All right, Hunter, all I'm saying is 261 00:11:11,888 --> 00:11:14,325 you remind me of me when I was a kid. 262 00:11:14,369 --> 00:11:16,676 - And then you grew up to be an old bald dude 263 00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:18,155 with a feminine nickname. 264 00:11:18,199 --> 00:11:19,722 - We got a car in ditch up at Oak Point. 265 00:11:19,766 --> 00:11:20,723 Could be Lucy. 266 00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:21,898 Let's go. Let's go. 267 00:11:21,942 --> 00:11:24,727 Oh, my God! 268 00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:28,513 It's so crazy 'cause you're, like, so hot, 269 00:11:28,557 --> 00:11:30,341 but then when I smush your face, 270 00:11:30,385 --> 00:11:33,257 you're like-- you're like a baby. 271 00:11:33,301 --> 00:11:36,304 You're like a hot baby. That's a weird thing to say. 272 00:11:36,347 --> 00:11:38,698 - Dude, I told you stop squeezing my face. 273 00:11:38,741 --> 00:11:41,091 - Oh, right. Yeah, okay. 274 00:11:41,135 --> 00:11:42,702 Yeah, hey, cool, yeah. 275 00:11:42,745 --> 00:11:44,965 - Good morning. How's everyone doing in here? 276 00:11:45,008 --> 00:11:48,098 - Oh, my God, Cap, you are a sight for sore eyes. 277 00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:49,578 - No pain? You can wiggle your toes? 278 00:11:49,621 --> 00:11:50,927 Yeah, we're okay. 279 00:11:50,971 --> 00:11:52,494 - Good 'cause we want to make fun of you. 280 00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:54,322 - Yeah, totally. - Just get me out of here. 281 00:11:54,365 --> 00:11:56,367 - Hey, Luce, there's someone who wants to talk to you. 282 00:11:56,411 --> 00:11:58,195 - Okay. - You lied to everyone. 283 00:11:58,239 --> 00:11:59,544 You went out with a cop, 284 00:11:59,588 --> 00:12:01,372 and you did the weed in his car. 285 00:12:01,416 --> 00:12:04,593 - I didn't do the weed. - Excuse me, Chief. 286 00:12:04,636 --> 00:12:06,377 - Can I go-- - Not now, Delilah. 287 00:12:06,421 --> 00:12:08,945 - What I don't understand is why you violated 288 00:12:08,989 --> 00:12:11,208 an unwritten firefighter rule of never dating a cop. 289 00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:12,557 So you're telling me 290 00:12:12,601 --> 00:12:14,385 that if a super hot, dumb, female cop 291 00:12:14,429 --> 00:12:15,952 asked you on a date and offered to buy you 292 00:12:15,996 --> 00:12:17,519 a lobster dinner, you'd say no? 293 00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:22,785 - She makes a very valid point. Thank you for opening my eyes. 294 00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:25,657 - It was Polonsky's son! - Also a valid point! 295 00:12:25,701 --> 00:12:27,398 - All I did was go out on a date with a dude 296 00:12:27,442 --> 00:12:29,096 who drove his car into a ditch. 297 00:12:29,139 --> 00:12:31,098 - No, you let your shift down. - Mm-hmm. 298 00:12:31,141 --> 00:12:32,664 - Delilah had a wedding to go to. 299 00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:34,231 - It's totally fine. No harm, no foul. 300 00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:36,059 If I leave right now, I can still-- 301 00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:38,801 - I'm sorry, but it's clear Lucy is still high on the weed 302 00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:40,760 and unable to perform her station duties. 303 00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:42,370 - I'm not high! I can work, Dad! 304 00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:44,154 - Please, my sister's my best friend, 305 00:12:44,198 --> 00:12:45,808 and I made a promise to my dad on his deathbed... 306 00:12:45,852 --> 00:12:47,462 - Thank you, Delilah. - That I would be there... 307 00:12:47,505 --> 00:12:49,246 - Get back to work. - For her to walk her down-- 308 00:12:49,290 --> 00:12:52,772 - Dad, what is wrong with you? Delilah, I am so sorry. 309 00:12:52,815 --> 00:12:56,427 - Hark, what yonder window light breaks? 310 00:12:57,515 --> 00:13:01,171 'Tis Lucy, and she doth complete me. 311 00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:03,086 - Hi, Terry. 312 00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:04,827 - No, no, no, Terry, no, no. - I'll kill this guy! 313 00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:06,307 No, no, no. 314 00:13:08,918 --> 00:13:10,964 - You don't seem to be connecting with him. 315 00:13:11,007 --> 00:13:14,358 - I'm telling you, time for Plan B--tough love. 316 00:13:14,402 --> 00:13:17,013 - You guys, any kid who's that much 317 00:13:17,057 --> 00:13:18,580 of a dick has problems. 318 00:13:18,623 --> 00:13:20,800 Look at that hairdo. That's not his fault. 319 00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:22,497 We need a breakthrough, 320 00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:25,717 and I know just the way to do it. 321 00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:30,592 - Hey, buddy, what's happening? - What do you want, grandma? 322 00:13:30,635 --> 00:13:33,856 - All right, buddy, look, I get it, okay? 323 00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:36,250 When I was young, I thought I was a tough guy too. 324 00:13:36,293 --> 00:13:38,469 I didn't know how to talk about my feelings 325 00:13:38,513 --> 00:13:41,124 until I met these guys. 326 00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:46,826 Whoo-hoo-hoo, I'm Fireman Bob, 327 00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:50,481 and I can say whatever's on my mind. 328 00:13:50,525 --> 00:13:51,874 - You started playing with dollies? 329 00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:53,833 I'm not a dolly. 330 00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:57,140 I'm part of an ancient art form that takes great skill to use. 331 00:13:57,184 --> 00:13:59,055 You should try it. 332 00:13:59,099 --> 00:14:02,450 It's Bucko, the dog. Here. 333 00:14:03,712 --> 00:14:07,716 Come on. You got anything to say, Bucko? 334 00:14:07,759 --> 00:14:11,067 - You can't tell me what to do 'cause you're not my dad. 335 00:14:11,111 --> 00:14:12,547 And what's your dad like? 336 00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:17,117 - He left when I was six, and he never calls. 337 00:14:19,075 --> 00:14:21,469 I wish I was talking to him. 338 00:14:21,512 --> 00:14:24,515 - You, see? Puppets are cool, right? 339 00:14:24,559 --> 00:14:26,648 Yeah, I guess. 340 00:14:26,691 --> 00:14:28,955 - Hey, Granny, I'm sorry to take you away 341 00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:30,521 from your dollies, but you got to come with us. 342 00:14:30,565 --> 00:14:32,001 I got a thing happening. 343 00:14:32,045 --> 00:14:34,221 - Can I stay here with the puppets? 344 00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:39,704 Yes, yes you can. 345 00:14:39,748 --> 00:14:42,359 Here--just-- you're gonna love it. 346 00:14:42,403 --> 00:14:43,883 - Come on. - You'll love it. 347 00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:45,885 They're really good friends. 348 00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:47,887 Mmm, mmm, mmm. 349 00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:54,023 - You drove my daughter into a ditch. 350 00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:57,940 - Chief, have you ever seen "Avatar"? 351 00:14:57,984 --> 00:14:59,681 What? 352 00:14:59,724 --> 00:15:02,684 - In "Avatar" when the blue people mate, 353 00:15:02,727 --> 00:15:05,992 they make love using their tails. 354 00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:08,255 - You better choose your next words very carefully, mister. 355 00:15:08,298 --> 00:15:12,085 - I thought long and hard about these next words. 356 00:15:12,128 --> 00:15:13,956 - Hmm. Gross. 357 00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:18,395 Lucy McConky... 358 00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:21,921 will you marry me? 359 00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:24,749 - Oh, um. - Are you kidding me? 360 00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:27,056 - What does this have to do with "Avatar"? 361 00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:28,797 - Do you see what you've done? Hmm? 362 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:31,060 - How do you date this guy? - It's none of your business. 363 00:15:31,104 --> 00:15:33,323 - He's waiting for an answer. Go ahead, marry him. 364 00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:36,239 - Oh, well, since you own me, don't I need your blessing? 365 00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:38,067 - Oh, you got it. Let's do right now. 366 00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:40,983 I'm a justice of the peace. I would be happy to officiate. 367 00:15:42,115 --> 00:15:44,421 Lucy McConky... 368 00:15:44,465 --> 00:15:46,423 will you marry me? 369 00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:48,208 - You already asked me that. - I did? 370 00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:50,601 - Mm-hmm. - And what did you say? 371 00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:59,001 - Yes. I will marry you. 372 00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:02,613 - Oh! Boom, yippee! 373 00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:05,660 - Congratulations, we're family! 374 00:16:08,663 --> 00:16:10,360 - I promise I won't miss it, okay? 375 00:16:10,404 --> 00:16:11,971 Look, I'm trying to get out of here. 376 00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:13,798 - Delilah, go put your dress back on. 377 00:16:13,842 --> 00:16:15,626 I can go? 378 00:16:15,670 --> 00:16:18,629 - No, Lucy's still stoned, and she needs a maid of honor. 379 00:16:18,673 --> 00:16:20,762 - Go. 380 00:16:23,591 --> 00:16:25,201 Man, we made a breakthrough. 381 00:16:25,245 --> 00:16:27,464 This is a totally different kid from this morning. 382 00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:39,781 Oh, hell no. 383 00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:43,263 You pyro-ass, affluenza, gob of snot piece of shit! 384 00:16:43,306 --> 00:16:44,568 What's wrong with you, man? 385 00:16:44,612 --> 00:16:46,005 You can do whatever you want to me, 386 00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:48,485 but do not fuck with my puppets! 387 00:16:48,529 --> 00:16:50,183 - Whoa, Granny, now don't forget 388 00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:52,228 we want to figure out why he's exhibiting this behavior. 389 00:16:52,272 --> 00:16:53,621 Yeah, chill, bruh. 390 00:16:53,664 --> 00:16:55,623 - Oh, you want me to chill, bruh? 391 00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:57,320 How about I chill my ass right here 392 00:16:57,364 --> 00:17:00,671 and watch you do 100 pushups? Get down, let's go. 393 00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:02,586 - Ooh, baby, I knew it was gonna be worth the wait. 394 00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:04,066 You can't do this. 395 00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:06,068 - Now it's 200 pushups 'cause you're 396 00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:08,592 talking back, you stupid piece of monkey vomit. 397 00:17:08,636 --> 00:17:11,073 What the hell are you doing? 398 00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:14,033 - Well, this is my Mini Firefighter Buddy, so... 399 00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:15,947 And you think that gives you 400 00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:18,863 the right to scream abusively at him and make him do pushups? 401 00:17:18,907 --> 00:17:21,823 - I--it was--uh-- 402 00:17:21,866 --> 00:17:23,259 Granny's so mean. 403 00:17:23,303 --> 00:17:25,392 Oh, honey, don't cry. 404 00:17:25,435 --> 00:17:26,958 I'm reporting you 405 00:17:27,002 --> 00:17:28,656 to the Big Firefighter Brother organization. 406 00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:31,833 You're lucky I don't arrest you. 407 00:17:31,876 --> 00:17:34,227 Lucky. Come here, sweetie. 408 00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:36,185 Let's get away from this pendejo. 409 00:17:36,229 --> 00:17:37,882 Anything you say, Officer. 410 00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:40,450 - My phone! 411 00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:45,281 I was just kidding before. 412 00:17:45,325 --> 00:17:48,893 My dad lives with me, but he's a dick like you. 413 00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:52,723 - Ow. - Bitch. 414 00:17:52,767 --> 00:17:55,509 - Huh, are you okay? - Yeah. 415 00:17:55,552 --> 00:17:57,206 - You're a bitch! - Hey, hey. 416 00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:59,774 - Apologize to Lucy. Tell her you overreacted. 417 00:17:59,817 --> 00:18:01,863 - No, I live for a good game of chicken. 418 00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:03,299 You know why they call me chief? 419 00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:04,909 - Because you love chicken and beef. 420 00:18:04,953 --> 00:18:06,650 - Because I love chicken and beef! 421 00:18:06,694 --> 00:18:09,262 Gentlemen. 422 00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:11,786 - What do you want? - I come in peace. 423 00:18:11,829 --> 00:18:13,309 - Okay, all right. Yeah? 424 00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:17,357 Look, I just wanted to say 425 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:20,055 that I've never seen Jerry Jr. like this. 426 00:18:21,361 --> 00:18:23,754 He truly loves your daughter to the moon and back, 427 00:18:23,798 --> 00:18:26,148 and, look, I know we've had our differences, 428 00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:29,804 but maybe, just maybe this romance could serve 429 00:18:29,847 --> 00:18:32,720 as a bridge of healing between our two stations, 430 00:18:32,763 --> 00:18:35,375 especially since we're gonna be family. 431 00:18:41,816 --> 00:18:43,513 I couldn't do it! 432 00:18:43,557 --> 00:18:45,167 I challenged myself to go 60 seconds 433 00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:47,256 without laughing, but I can't because this 434 00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:48,910 is the funniest thing that I've ever seen. 435 00:18:48,953 --> 00:18:50,259 I don't find the humor in it. 436 00:18:50,303 --> 00:18:51,826 - Look at it from my perspective. 437 00:18:51,869 --> 00:18:54,133 When Jerry Jr. told me what he was gonna do, 438 00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:55,786 I didn't care anymore that he had wrecked my car. 439 00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:57,919 I didn't care anymore that the kid was an idiot. 440 00:18:57,962 --> 00:18:59,616 I told him "That's a great idea." 441 00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:01,401 And do you know why? 442 00:19:01,444 --> 00:19:02,967 Because I couldn't wait to see the look 443 00:19:03,011 --> 00:19:06,014 on your stupid face when he did it. 444 00:19:06,057 --> 00:19:09,539 But the best part is that you are such a dumb son of a bitch 445 00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:11,802 that you made her say yes, 446 00:19:11,846 --> 00:19:15,763 and now they're getting married. 447 00:19:15,806 --> 00:19:17,634 - That's it. - All right, all right. 448 00:19:17,678 --> 00:19:19,375 Come on, settle down, everybody. 449 00:19:19,419 --> 00:19:20,637 Enough, Polonsky, you've made your point. 450 00:19:20,681 --> 00:19:23,727 - Get out of here. 451 00:19:23,771 --> 00:19:27,992 Oh also, may their first child be a masculine child. 452 00:19:28,036 --> 00:19:29,864 - Get out of here. 453 00:19:29,907 --> 00:19:33,041 - Terry, call it off. - I'm not backing down. 454 00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:42,224 Dearly beloved, 455 00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:44,966 We are gathered here to join my son, 456 00:19:45,009 --> 00:19:47,229 Officer Gerald Polonsky Jr., 457 00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:52,103 and Terry McConky's precious, beloved daughter Lucy. 458 00:19:52,147 --> 00:19:56,804 I can't begin to convey how much joy it brings me 459 00:19:56,847 --> 00:19:58,240 to see the love 460 00:19:58,284 --> 00:20:00,503 that these two young people have found. 461 00:20:00,547 --> 00:20:02,592 Vicky is gonna be so pissed. 462 00:20:02,636 --> 00:20:04,768 I can't wait to see her face when she finds out 463 00:20:04,812 --> 00:20:07,206 that her daughter married Polonsky's son on a whim 464 00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:09,773 in your fire station without her here, 465 00:20:09,817 --> 00:20:12,559 - and you encouraged it. - Okay, thanks. 466 00:20:12,602 --> 00:20:15,039 - Jerry Jr. has prepared his own vows. 467 00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:16,302 This should be good. 468 00:20:16,345 --> 00:20:17,694 Thank you, father. 469 00:20:17,738 --> 00:20:22,090 My heart is rock hard today 470 00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:24,440 as I look into the eyes of the woman 471 00:20:24,484 --> 00:20:27,617 I plan to spend the rest of my life with. 472 00:20:27,661 --> 00:20:31,752 I can't begin to say how much I love Lucy. 473 00:20:34,363 --> 00:20:36,235 Oh, Lucy. 474 00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:40,630 Holy shit. 475 00:20:40,674 --> 00:20:44,504 - Oh, boom. 476 00:20:44,547 --> 00:20:48,159 "I Love Lucy"? 477 00:20:48,203 --> 00:20:51,032 Lucy, I'm home. 478 00:20:53,164 --> 00:20:54,949 This guy knows what I'm talking about. 479 00:20:54,992 --> 00:20:56,951 - That's my best man. - Great. 480 00:20:56,994 --> 00:20:59,432 Well, if anybody present believes that these two people 481 00:20:59,475 --> 00:21:02,173 should not be wed, then speak now, 482 00:21:02,217 --> 00:21:05,916 or forever hold your peace. 483 00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:09,920 Please don't say anything. 484 00:21:09,964 --> 00:21:13,750 Please don't. Please don't. 485 00:21:19,669 --> 00:21:21,541 - Nobody? Last call. 486 00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:25,588 Wow. Okay. 487 00:21:25,632 --> 00:21:27,460 By the power vested in me 488 00:21:27,503 --> 00:21:29,157 by the great state of Washington, 489 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:31,507 I now pronounce you 490 00:21:31,551 --> 00:21:34,771 man and-- 491 00:21:34,815 --> 00:21:37,296 - Uncle! - Shit, so close! 492 00:21:37,339 --> 00:21:39,689 - What? - I'm so sorry, I can't do it. 493 00:21:39,733 --> 00:21:41,387 I just didn't want to be judged 494 00:21:41,430 --> 00:21:43,127 for wanting a free dinner from a hot guy. 495 00:21:43,171 --> 00:21:45,086 I thought he would have sobered up by now 496 00:21:45,129 --> 00:21:46,783 and snapped out of it. 497 00:21:46,827 --> 00:21:49,308 And, Dad, I thought you would have put a stop to this. 498 00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:51,092 - I was just trying to honor your choices. 499 00:21:51,135 --> 00:21:53,312 - But Lucy, we were meant for each other. 500 00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:55,314 You talked me off the ledge. 501 00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:58,099 - Dude, have some self-respect. 502 00:21:58,142 --> 00:22:00,884 She's only doing this to stick it to her dad. 503 00:22:00,928 --> 00:22:02,321 Don't be a dumb ass. 504 00:22:02,364 --> 00:22:04,714 - Thank you. - 781 family dispute. 505 00:22:04,758 --> 00:22:06,629 497 West Quaker Street. 506 00:22:06,673 --> 00:22:08,979 - 10-4. On our way. 507 00:22:09,023 --> 00:22:12,156 - Come on, Jerry Jr. Let's do it. 508 00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:14,333 Come on, let's go. 509 00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:16,857 Firefighters suck. 510 00:22:17,858 --> 00:22:19,642 I made this for you. 511 00:22:19,686 --> 00:22:21,427 Oh. 512 00:22:23,603 --> 00:22:25,692 Wow, looks just like me. 513 00:22:25,735 --> 00:22:29,217 - It's my greatest work. It's my Mona Lisy. 514 00:22:29,260 --> 00:22:30,653 Thanks, Jerry. 515 00:22:30,697 --> 00:22:33,787 - Don't forget me. And rest in peace. 516 00:22:36,267 --> 00:22:37,225 Drive safe. 517 00:22:39,009 --> 00:22:40,402 Allow me to be the first 518 00:22:40,446 --> 00:22:42,361 to congratulate you on your nope-tials. 519 00:22:42,404 --> 00:22:44,972 - Well, I guess I don't need these anymore. 520 00:22:45,015 --> 00:22:47,496 - Oh! - Oh, my God. 521 00:22:47,540 --> 00:22:50,760 - Son of a bitch. - I am so sorry. 522 00:22:50,804 --> 00:22:52,675 May I please leave now? 523 00:22:52,719 --> 00:22:54,764 Yes, you can go, Delilah. 524 00:22:54,808 --> 00:22:58,377 - Oh, God. - Oof. 525 00:22:58,420 --> 00:23:01,684 - Have fun. - Hope you enjoy the wedding. 526 00:23:01,728 --> 00:23:04,383 - Oh! 527 00:23:04,426 --> 00:23:08,561 - Ugh. 528 00:23:11,477 --> 00:23:13,043 Honestly, this is 529 00:23:13,087 --> 00:23:15,176 the best wedding I've ever been to. 530 00:23:22,226 --> 00:23:24,838 - My therapist says that I know that I'm worthy of love, 531 00:23:24,881 --> 00:23:26,622 but I keep wasting that love 532 00:23:26,666 --> 00:23:29,451 on women that are emotionally unavailable. 533 00:23:29,495 --> 00:23:33,020 And it all stems from my relationship with my dad. 534 00:23:33,063 --> 00:23:34,587 Oh, come on. 535 00:23:34,630 --> 00:23:36,197 Why don't I keep getting stuck with you 536 00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:38,025 weepy-ass, sensitive old people? 537 00:23:38,068 --> 00:23:40,288 - Dude, I'm laying myself bare here. 538 00:23:40,331 --> 00:23:41,898 It's a ride along. 539 00:23:41,942 --> 00:23:44,292 Let's go infiltrate a drag racing crime gang. 540 00:23:47,077 --> 00:23:49,297 - Is that the guy that gave you an F in French class? 541 00:23:49,340 --> 00:23:52,082 - Yes, it's that douchebag Monsieur Aragon. 542 00:23:52,126 --> 00:23:54,258 Let's go kick some derriere. 543 00:23:54,302 --> 00:23:55,869 Oui, oui.