1 00:00:01,802 --> 00:00:03,802 - What's this? - Oh, it's the new 2 00:00:03,938 --> 00:00:07,540 smoldering firefighter drama, "Pamona FD." 3 00:00:07,675 --> 00:00:09,008 - What do you guys watch the shows? 4 00:00:09,143 --> 00:00:11,210 All you do sit around and complain. 5 00:00:11,212 --> 00:00:12,878 That air packs from the '90s. 6 00:00:13,014 --> 00:00:14,213 - Yeah, right. - Don't they have 7 00:00:14,215 --> 00:00:15,614 a technical consultant on this show? 8 00:00:15,616 --> 00:00:17,683 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Retired firefighter, 9 00:00:17,685 --> 00:00:19,484 rents, like, a Mustang Convertible. 10 00:00:19,486 --> 00:00:20,686 Thinks he's hot shit. Probably related 11 00:00:20,821 --> 00:00:22,087 to one of the creators of the show. 12 00:00:22,223 --> 00:00:23,155 - [laughs] Probs. - Yeah, probably. 13 00:00:23,290 --> 00:00:24,623 - It's not even a real fire. 14 00:00:24,759 --> 00:00:26,425 - Look how much makeup that girl's wearing. 15 00:00:26,427 --> 00:00:27,693 - How come I can't get the suit 16 00:00:27,828 --> 00:00:29,294 to highlight my cheekbones like that? 17 00:00:29,430 --> 00:00:30,429 - There he is taking the shirt off again. 18 00:00:30,431 --> 00:00:31,697 - And now they're making out 19 00:00:31,699 --> 00:00:32,831 in the middle of a fire. 20 00:00:32,967 --> 00:00:34,567 - Why do they think that life in a fire station 21 00:00:34,702 --> 00:00:36,902 is like a soap opera? - It's so unrealistic. 22 00:00:36,904 --> 00:00:38,303 [explosion booms] 23 00:00:38,305 --> 00:00:41,306 [dramatic music] 24 00:00:41,308 --> 00:00:42,708 ♪ ♪ 25 00:00:42,843 --> 00:00:45,711 - Guys...she's here. 26 00:00:45,846 --> 00:00:48,513 - Who is? - [laughs] 27 00:00:48,515 --> 00:00:50,583 You're gonna wanna come see for yourself. 28 00:00:50,718 --> 00:00:51,784 Trust me. 29 00:00:51,919 --> 00:00:54,787 [epic music] 30 00:00:54,922 --> 00:00:55,854 ♪ ♪ 31 00:00:55,990 --> 00:00:58,857 [Foreigner's "Hot Blooded"] 32 00:00:58,993 --> 00:01:05,130 ♪ ♪ 33 00:01:05,266 --> 00:01:07,867 - ♪ Well, I'm hot-blooded ♪ 34 00:01:08,002 --> 00:01:10,403 ♪ Check it and see ♪ 35 00:01:10,537 --> 00:01:14,206 ♪ I got a fever of 103 ♪ 36 00:01:14,341 --> 00:01:16,676 ♪ I'm hot-blooded ♪ 37 00:01:17,344 --> 00:01:19,678 ♪ ♪ 38 00:01:19,814 --> 00:01:23,348 - There she is, boys, the Pedalton 3.0. 39 00:01:23,484 --> 00:01:25,684 - Finally, cardio that doesn't suck. 40 00:01:25,686 --> 00:01:27,420 - That's their tagline. It's on the box. 41 00:01:27,554 --> 00:01:29,354 - Wait, 1500 bucks from Bulkshop? 42 00:01:29,490 --> 00:01:31,490 - Why would you get anything from Bulkshop? 43 00:01:31,492 --> 00:01:32,758 - Because they have great prices. 44 00:01:32,893 --> 00:01:34,893 - No. Bulkshop sucks. 45 00:01:34,895 --> 00:01:36,161 - Yeesh. - Whoa, damn. 46 00:01:36,297 --> 00:01:37,496 - Why does he hate Bulkshop so much? 47 00:01:37,632 --> 00:01:40,365 - I know, right? - Ooh, the Pedalton 3.0 48 00:01:40,367 --> 00:01:41,834 has everything, man. 49 00:01:41,969 --> 00:01:45,370 Prerecorded classes, live classes, and special events. 50 00:01:45,372 --> 00:01:46,439 - Ooh, I feel bad for the suckers 51 00:01:46,574 --> 00:01:48,040 who bought the Pedalton 2.0. 52 00:01:48,175 --> 00:01:49,442 - Suckers. - Suckers. 53 00:01:49,577 --> 00:01:51,644 - Oh, wait, when does the 4.0 come out? 54 00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:55,114 - Next month. But until then, this is top of the line. 55 00:01:55,116 --> 00:01:56,381 - Ooh! - Awesome! 56 00:01:56,517 --> 00:01:58,517 Ah-ta-ta-ta-ta. Step aside, Bozo. 57 00:01:58,519 --> 00:02:00,453 I'm taking her on her maiden voyage. 58 00:02:00,587 --> 00:02:02,587 - I call next. - All right. 59 00:02:02,589 --> 00:02:03,656 - Yes. 60 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:05,324 I'll bet you wish you got next. 61 00:02:05,326 --> 00:02:06,792 - Not really. 62 00:02:08,129 --> 00:02:10,529 - Hi, I'm Anita Worthy, and I'm gonna get you going 63 00:02:10,531 --> 00:02:11,730 on your new Pedalton. 64 00:02:11,866 --> 00:02:13,266 - Hello, Anita. 65 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:14,600 - You might be tempted to talk to me, 66 00:02:14,735 --> 00:02:16,335 but this is a pre recorded workout 67 00:02:16,337 --> 00:02:18,804 so I cannot hear you or respond. 68 00:02:18,939 --> 00:02:20,139 - Oh, okay. Sorry. 69 00:02:20,275 --> 00:02:21,540 I won't-- [laughs] 70 00:02:21,542 --> 00:02:23,075 Oh, you can't hear that, either. 71 00:02:23,210 --> 00:02:25,878 What am I doing? Stop it, Ike. 72 00:02:26,013 --> 00:02:26,946 Sorry, Anita. Shit! 73 00:02:27,081 --> 00:02:28,613 [laughs] You can't hear that. 74 00:02:28,615 --> 00:02:30,683 - All right, gang. Let's go! 75 00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:31,950 all: Whoo! 76 00:02:31,952 --> 00:02:33,418 ♪ ♪ 77 00:02:33,420 --> 00:02:35,087 [knock at door] - Hey, I got awesome news. 78 00:02:35,222 --> 00:02:36,689 You know how the city's been trying to buy my house 79 00:02:36,824 --> 00:02:38,357 so they can build a new hospital? 80 00:02:38,359 --> 00:02:40,293 Well, I've been holding it up for a year, 81 00:02:40,427 --> 00:02:41,827 and they finally made an offer. 82 00:02:41,963 --> 00:02:43,428 A million bucks. [typing] 83 00:02:43,430 --> 00:02:45,030 Hey, did you hear what I said? 84 00:02:45,032 --> 00:02:46,632 The city wants to give me a million bucks for my house. 85 00:02:46,767 --> 00:02:48,633 - [sighs] Okay. What are you talking about? 86 00:02:48,635 --> 00:02:50,970 - What's going on with you? - Vicky's pissed at me. 87 00:02:50,972 --> 00:02:52,905 We were binge watching a show together on Hulu. 88 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:54,573 - Mm. - I watched the last 89 00:02:54,575 --> 00:02:56,241 five episodes without her. - Big mistake. What show? 90 00:02:56,377 --> 00:02:59,312 - It's a show about the Irish couple, Jenny and John O'Cake. 91 00:02:59,446 --> 00:03:01,246 They join the Peace Corps and solve crimes. 92 00:03:01,382 --> 00:03:03,048 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. "Peace O'Cake." 93 00:03:03,050 --> 00:03:04,317 Great show. - So good. 94 00:03:04,451 --> 00:03:05,851 - Great show. - They planted a potato farm 95 00:03:05,987 --> 00:03:07,652 in an African village. - That's the best part 96 00:03:07,654 --> 00:03:08,787 of the season right there. - Then someone stole 97 00:03:08,789 --> 00:03:10,323 the potatoes. - And that's all 98 00:03:10,457 --> 00:03:11,724 in the first episode. - They solved it, though. 99 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:13,258 - Yeah, of course. - You wanna know why? 100 00:03:13,260 --> 00:03:14,459 - Why? - It was a Piece O'Cake. 101 00:03:14,595 --> 00:03:15,995 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's so good. 102 00:03:15,997 --> 00:03:17,530 - Oh, it was so good. - Yeah. Well, I don't 103 00:03:17,665 --> 00:03:18,731 blame her, you know, when you exchanged 104 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:20,132 those marital vows with my sister, 105 00:03:20,267 --> 00:03:21,534 you swore an oath of fidelity. 106 00:03:21,669 --> 00:03:22,735 - They didn't have binge cheating back then. 107 00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:24,337 - Eh. - All right, so what's 108 00:03:24,471 --> 00:03:25,738 this thing with the city? - They're offering me 109 00:03:25,873 --> 00:03:27,340 a million bucks for my house. [laughs] 110 00:03:27,474 --> 00:03:28,741 - That should curb your reckless 111 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:30,142 and irresponsible ways. - Probably not. 112 00:03:30,277 --> 00:03:32,077 [phone chimes] - Ahh! 113 00:03:32,079 --> 00:03:33,946 Now as punishment, she's gonna binge watch 114 00:03:34,081 --> 00:03:35,948 "Mental Dental" without me. - Ohh, boy. 115 00:03:36,083 --> 00:03:37,950 - That's that show about the dentists in the insane asylum. 116 00:03:38,085 --> 00:03:39,818 - Good show. - Jake G-g-gyllenhaal. 117 00:03:39,954 --> 00:03:41,687 - Oh, Gyllellenhaal is great in that show. 118 00:03:41,822 --> 00:03:44,423 - He plays the dentist, Dr. Frederick Mental, DDS. 119 00:03:44,559 --> 00:03:45,624 - Tell you what, thought, that's not the best 120 00:03:45,626 --> 00:03:47,159 of the dentist shows. 121 00:03:47,294 --> 00:03:48,961 The best show is the one about the girl in 1904 Poland, 122 00:03:49,096 --> 00:03:50,363 who becomes a boy so she could be a dentist-- 123 00:03:50,497 --> 00:03:51,697 "Yentl Dentle." - Ohh. 124 00:03:51,832 --> 00:03:53,098 Ronda Rousey's excellent in that. 125 00:03:53,234 --> 00:03:54,567 - She's so good. - She's so good. 126 00:03:54,702 --> 00:03:56,369 That second number she sings. - Ah. 127 00:03:56,503 --> 00:03:57,836 That one's great. - I watched that one 128 00:03:57,972 --> 00:03:59,705 without Vicky, she got mad about that too. 129 00:03:59,707 --> 00:04:00,906 - Well, that's married life for you, 130 00:04:01,042 --> 00:04:02,775 and I miss it exactly zero much. 131 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:05,510 - Well, that's twice as much as I miss being married to you. 132 00:04:05,512 --> 00:04:07,246 [dramatic music] - Oh, my God, Felicity, 133 00:04:07,248 --> 00:04:08,447 Long time, no see. 134 00:04:08,583 --> 00:04:10,783 - Wow, Felicity, you look...different. 135 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:11,917 - After we got divorced, 136 00:04:12,053 --> 00:04:13,852 I became an ordained Wiccan minister. 137 00:04:13,988 --> 00:04:15,588 - So you split with your wife, and you drove her 138 00:04:15,723 --> 00:04:18,391 to the dark arts. - Oh, stick a sock in, Terry. 139 00:04:18,525 --> 00:04:19,725 I can put a hex on you so fast 140 00:04:19,860 --> 00:04:23,128 it'll make your head spin--literally. 141 00:04:23,264 --> 00:04:25,264 Eddie, Sal Green is dead. 142 00:04:25,266 --> 00:04:26,531 - Sal Green, our divorce lawyer? 143 00:04:26,533 --> 00:04:27,933 - Yes and no. 144 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:29,402 On his deathbed he confessed he was never 145 00:04:29,536 --> 00:04:30,736 a licensed attorney. 146 00:04:30,871 --> 00:04:32,805 He was a fraud. - So what does that mean? 147 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:35,274 - It means that every paper we signed back then 148 00:04:35,276 --> 00:04:37,209 is null and void. 149 00:04:37,344 --> 00:04:39,344 You and I are still married. 150 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:41,080 [dramatic music] - [gasps] 151 00:04:41,215 --> 00:04:43,682 ♪ ♪ 152 00:04:43,818 --> 00:04:45,017 - [gulps] 153 00:04:45,152 --> 00:04:49,688 - All right, Lance Armschlong, time's up, buddy. 154 00:04:49,824 --> 00:04:51,490 - I'll have you know, Lance Armschlong 155 00:04:51,492 --> 00:04:53,292 is a highly respected exotic dancer, 156 00:04:53,294 --> 00:04:54,693 and a close personal friend of mine. 157 00:04:54,829 --> 00:04:56,429 - How was it? - Incredible. 158 00:04:56,564 --> 00:04:58,030 - Really? - My trainer was awesome. 159 00:04:58,165 --> 00:04:59,232 - Ohh! - I mean, seriously. 160 00:04:59,366 --> 00:05:01,300 - Enjoy, my butt sweat. [laughs] 161 00:05:01,302 --> 00:05:03,302 - Eww. 162 00:05:03,438 --> 00:05:05,304 All right, here we go. 163 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:07,440 Ooh. 164 00:05:07,574 --> 00:05:09,408 Pick a name, and-- 165 00:05:11,512 --> 00:05:13,578 Wow, okay. [laughs] 166 00:05:13,580 --> 00:05:16,549 [mumbling] ..man3. 167 00:05:18,453 --> 00:05:20,919 Really? 168 00:05:20,921 --> 00:05:22,387 ...man5. 169 00:05:22,389 --> 00:05:24,457 Are you kidding me? 170 00:05:24,591 --> 00:05:25,791 All right, you know what? 171 00:05:25,793 --> 00:05:28,794 ShoveItUpYourAss. [beeps] 172 00:05:28,929 --> 00:05:30,263 Aw, man, no! 173 00:05:30,397 --> 00:05:33,198 - Hi, and welcome to Pedalton. 174 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:34,399 I'm Anita Worthy. 175 00:05:34,401 --> 00:05:35,668 - Hi, Anita. 176 00:05:35,803 --> 00:05:37,470 - You might be tempted to speak to me. 177 00:05:37,604 --> 00:05:39,404 But this is a prerecorded workout, 178 00:05:39,540 --> 00:05:42,541 so I can't hear you or respond. 179 00:05:42,543 --> 00:05:44,743 - Oh, that's okay. I'm just gonna stare at you. 180 00:05:44,745 --> 00:05:47,880 You're incredible. - Okay, let's start pedaling. 181 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:50,149 Let's go! [all hooting] 182 00:05:50,285 --> 00:05:51,550 This is a 10-mile circuit, 183 00:05:51,686 --> 00:05:53,352 so we've got some time together. 184 00:05:53,488 --> 00:05:55,488 I'm gonna start by telling you a little bit about myself. 185 00:05:55,623 --> 00:05:56,889 - Please do. 186 00:05:57,024 --> 00:05:58,491 - When I was a medic in the military, 187 00:05:58,626 --> 00:05:59,692 I used to get through tough days 188 00:05:59,827 --> 00:06:01,160 by singing acapella. 189 00:06:01,296 --> 00:06:02,495 - That's me! 190 00:06:02,630 --> 00:06:04,697 - And I played the ukulele. 191 00:06:04,832 --> 00:06:07,967 - Girl, you better stop. I'll come marry you right now. 192 00:06:07,969 --> 00:06:09,768 - So what are you going to do about it, Eddie? 193 00:06:09,770 --> 00:06:12,637 - I'm gonna find a living divorce lawyer 194 00:06:12,639 --> 00:06:13,706 and we'll get divorced for real. 195 00:06:13,841 --> 00:06:16,375 - It's not that simple, dummy. 196 00:06:16,377 --> 00:06:17,510 - Hey, Chief, I was gonna ask you 197 00:06:17,645 --> 00:06:19,778 about the, um-- 198 00:06:19,780 --> 00:06:21,380 Aunt Felicity, is that you? 199 00:06:21,382 --> 00:06:23,648 - Lucy? - Oh, my God. 200 00:06:23,650 --> 00:06:26,051 I mean, you look so different than the pictures. 201 00:06:26,053 --> 00:06:27,520 You're so mystical. 202 00:06:27,655 --> 00:06:29,388 - Well, I went in a different direction 203 00:06:29,390 --> 00:06:30,856 after Eddie cheated on me. 204 00:06:30,992 --> 00:06:32,657 - She became a witch. - Yes. 205 00:06:32,659 --> 00:06:34,994 Primarily so I could lay curses on Eddie. 206 00:06:34,996 --> 00:06:37,596 - Yeah, right. What curses have you ever laid on me? 207 00:06:37,732 --> 00:06:40,333 - Did you pop a nut two years ago? 208 00:06:40,467 --> 00:06:41,800 - Maybe. 209 00:06:41,936 --> 00:06:43,536 - I put a photo of you in the freezer along 210 00:06:43,671 --> 00:06:45,871 with a broken walnut and a nasty tarot card. 211 00:06:46,007 --> 00:06:47,272 It's called a freezer spell. 212 00:06:47,408 --> 00:06:48,407 - That's bullshit. 213 00:06:48,409 --> 00:06:50,142 - I popped your nut in '97. 214 00:06:50,277 --> 00:06:52,477 And did you have teeth pulled this year? 215 00:06:52,613 --> 00:06:54,079 - Yes, I took pig's teeth 216 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:56,615 and put it in a bucket of sugar for that one. 217 00:06:56,617 --> 00:06:58,951 Has your back gone out lately? 218 00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:00,619 - Yes. - I made a doll of you 219 00:07:00,755 --> 00:07:02,221 and broke it in half. 220 00:07:02,357 --> 00:07:03,556 - Why put all the curses on me? 221 00:07:03,691 --> 00:07:05,024 - For giving Eddie an alibi 222 00:07:05,159 --> 00:07:06,025 when he cheated. 223 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:07,360 I will always hate you. 224 00:07:07,494 --> 00:07:08,694 - But he's the one who cheated! 225 00:07:08,696 --> 00:07:10,495 - Ah! At least now you admit it. 226 00:07:10,631 --> 00:07:12,297 - Ohh, she got me. - Okay, okay. 227 00:07:12,299 --> 00:07:14,567 Let's just get back to the situation at hand. 228 00:07:14,702 --> 00:07:15,968 What are we gonna do about this divorce? 229 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:18,371 - I want a proper settlement this time. 230 00:07:18,505 --> 00:07:20,039 I want the house, Eddie. 231 00:07:20,041 --> 00:07:22,441 [dramatic music] 232 00:07:22,577 --> 00:07:24,309 - [inhales sharply] 233 00:07:25,312 --> 00:07:28,647 - Anyways, I've always hated being a leap year baby. 234 00:07:28,649 --> 00:07:30,583 Not very many people can relate. 235 00:07:30,718 --> 00:07:33,118 If you do, give me a call. 236 00:07:33,254 --> 00:07:35,388 - I relate! I relate! 237 00:07:35,522 --> 00:07:36,789 - All right! 238 00:07:36,924 --> 00:07:39,592 Great job, everyone. Let's cool down. 239 00:07:39,727 --> 00:07:42,127 - What do you think? - Oh, Anita Worthy is 240 00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:43,596 the greatest thing that ever happened to me. 241 00:07:43,731 --> 00:07:44,997 - Me too. - She's so supportive 242 00:07:45,132 --> 00:07:46,865 without being condescending. - Yeah. 243 00:07:46,867 --> 00:07:48,667 She's just so inspiring without being annoying. 244 00:07:48,669 --> 00:07:50,669 And we-- both: Have so much in common. 245 00:07:50,671 --> 00:07:52,471 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, guys, guys. 246 00:07:52,473 --> 00:07:53,606 Anita is my trainer. 247 00:07:53,741 --> 00:07:54,740 I rode with her first, 248 00:07:54,742 --> 00:07:56,075 so that's my trainer, okay? 249 00:07:56,077 --> 00:07:58,543 - Ike, the workouts are prerecorded. 250 00:07:58,545 --> 00:08:00,679 We can all ride with Anita. - Mm. 251 00:08:01,482 --> 00:08:03,282 - Yeah, I guess, right? I mean, if they're pre-recorded, 252 00:08:03,418 --> 00:08:05,818 then why would we be jealous of each other? 253 00:08:05,953 --> 00:08:07,486 both: Totally. - Sorry, guys. 254 00:08:07,622 --> 00:08:08,554 [laughs] [bike chimes] 255 00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:09,622 - Okay, gang. 256 00:08:09,757 --> 00:08:11,090 Now, just a reminder, 257 00:08:11,225 --> 00:08:13,626 for the rest of the day during my live workouts, 258 00:08:13,761 --> 00:08:15,428 Whoever gets the highest workout score 259 00:08:15,563 --> 00:08:19,432 will win a private cycle with me tonight at 6:00 pm. 260 00:08:19,567 --> 00:08:23,302 It'll be a one-on-one session where I'll be able to see you, 261 00:08:23,304 --> 00:08:27,139 hear you, and interact with you and only you. 262 00:08:27,842 --> 00:08:29,374 Great job, everyone. 263 00:08:29,376 --> 00:08:30,843 ♪ ♪ 264 00:08:30,978 --> 00:08:33,578 - I will murder you both viciously. 265 00:08:34,249 --> 00:08:36,849 - You owe it to me to give me that house, Eddie. 266 00:08:36,984 --> 00:08:38,584 Why are you so opposed to it? 267 00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:40,052 - It's my house. I paid for it. 268 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:41,787 - Then you cheated on me. 269 00:08:41,789 --> 00:08:43,923 - Only because you became very distant. 270 00:08:44,058 --> 00:08:46,525 - Because you were obsessed with Matthew Broderick. 271 00:08:46,661 --> 00:08:47,993 - That's not true. - It's true. 272 00:08:48,129 --> 00:08:50,930 - You wanted to be him in sexual roleplay. 273 00:08:51,065 --> 00:08:52,131 - All right, I think we should go. 274 00:08:52,267 --> 00:08:53,732 - No, stay. 275 00:08:53,868 --> 00:08:56,135 Eddie wanted to roleplay in bed as Matthew Broderick 276 00:08:56,137 --> 00:08:58,737 and not the fun stuff like "Inspector Gadget." 277 00:08:58,739 --> 00:09:00,739 No, he wanted to be "Ladyhawke." 278 00:09:00,875 --> 00:09:02,141 - Hey, "Ladyhawke" is a great movie. 279 00:09:02,277 --> 00:09:03,609 - It is a good movie. Michelle Pfeiffer. 280 00:09:03,744 --> 00:09:04,944 - Shut up, Terry. 281 00:09:05,079 --> 00:09:06,879 - Okay, okay, just give me a moment 282 00:09:07,014 --> 00:09:08,213 to process all of this. 283 00:09:08,349 --> 00:09:09,614 It's not every day that your ex-wife 284 00:09:09,616 --> 00:09:10,816 shows up with news like this. 285 00:09:10,951 --> 00:09:13,218 [dramatic music] 286 00:09:13,354 --> 00:09:14,687 - Hello, Eddie. 287 00:09:14,822 --> 00:09:15,688 - Make that two ex-wives. 288 00:09:15,823 --> 00:09:18,691 - Oh, my God! Aunt Ulsa! 289 00:09:18,826 --> 00:09:20,626 - Hi, Lucy. 290 00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:22,695 Sal Green is dead. 291 00:09:22,830 --> 00:09:25,097 He was never a lawyer. 292 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:26,765 We are still married. 293 00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:28,901 [dramatic music] 294 00:09:29,036 --> 00:09:30,235 - When it rains, it pours. 295 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:31,170 - Shut your mouth! 296 00:09:34,008 --> 00:09:35,274 - Okay, gang, we're riding to the top 297 00:09:35,409 --> 00:09:36,808 of Gut Check Hill, who's with me? 298 00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:38,010 [all hooting] - Whoo, baby. 299 00:09:38,012 --> 00:09:39,478 I am, Anita. - Right on! 300 00:09:39,613 --> 00:09:42,281 Remember, I can't hear you guys. [laughs] 301 00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:45,184 - Why does she ask us questions if she can't hear our answers? 302 00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:51,490 - Good start, Flyfisher21. 303 00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:53,993 You got this, GnarlyCat007. 304 00:09:55,829 --> 00:09:58,364 [app chiming] 305 00:09:58,366 --> 00:10:00,165 - [grunts] 306 00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:02,301 Gut Check Hill is right. Come on! 307 00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:06,038 - Oh, don't slow down on me, IkeOnABike. 308 00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:08,640 I know you can do this. Let's go! 309 00:10:08,642 --> 00:10:09,641 - IkeOnABike, she said my name. 310 00:10:09,643 --> 00:10:10,842 She said my name! 311 00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:13,045 Oh, my God. [app chimes] 312 00:10:13,047 --> 00:10:15,915 What kind of hill is this, Anita? 313 00:10:16,050 --> 00:10:17,783 Climbing up a wall. 314 00:10:17,919 --> 00:10:19,585 - Who's pumped? [all cheer] 315 00:10:19,721 --> 00:10:21,921 Yes! - [grunts] 316 00:10:22,056 --> 00:10:26,325 Damn, this is hard! 317 00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:28,594 Shit! 318 00:10:28,730 --> 00:10:31,597 - So, Eddie, what are we going to do? 319 00:10:31,733 --> 00:10:33,599 - Get divorced? - You don't have to. 320 00:10:33,601 --> 00:10:35,534 We're still married. 321 00:10:35,669 --> 00:10:36,802 Your marriage never happened. 322 00:10:36,938 --> 00:10:38,137 - She makes a good point. - She's right. 323 00:10:38,272 --> 00:10:39,871 - Ulsa needed a green card. 324 00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:41,473 So my mom set her up with Eddie as a prank. 325 00:10:41,609 --> 00:10:44,744 - The Penisi's prank so hard. - Yes, they do. 326 00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:46,078 So Eddie married Ulsa. 327 00:10:46,213 --> 00:10:47,947 After two years, she got her green card. 328 00:10:48,082 --> 00:10:50,549 One week later, she divorced him and fleeced him. 329 00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:52,818 - Oof, that's pure evil. 330 00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:54,353 - Wait, there's more. 331 00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:55,755 - He cheated on me. 332 00:10:55,890 --> 00:10:59,491 - Oh, you ki-- He cheated on me, too. 333 00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:01,627 - Ohh, now it makes sense. 334 00:11:01,763 --> 00:11:03,028 - Okay, hold on a second. 335 00:11:03,164 --> 00:11:05,164 I paid both of you ladies alimony for years. 336 00:11:05,299 --> 00:11:07,633 Now if our divorce wasn't valid, and you and I 337 00:11:07,769 --> 00:11:10,636 were never legally married, then I demand restitution. 338 00:11:10,772 --> 00:11:11,703 - He's right. 339 00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:13,239 both: Shut up, Terry! 340 00:11:13,374 --> 00:11:16,642 - Okay. - I am not paying you anything, 341 00:11:16,778 --> 00:11:18,177 Edward Caesar Penisi. 342 00:11:18,312 --> 00:11:21,247 This is what you are going to do for me. 343 00:11:21,382 --> 00:11:23,182 If our marriage is null and void 344 00:11:23,317 --> 00:11:26,652 that means my citizenship is null and void. 345 00:11:26,788 --> 00:11:28,253 I want you to marry me. 346 00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:31,523 - [laughs] 347 00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:33,525 No, freakin' way. 348 00:11:33,661 --> 00:11:38,664 - Well, if you don't, I will have you charged with bigamy! 349 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:40,800 [dramatic music] 350 00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:42,934 - Why are you spit taking? 351 00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:43,935 - She said bigamy. 352 00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:45,871 [dramatic music] 353 00:11:45,873 --> 00:11:47,873 - I thought she said big Amy. - Who's big Amy? 354 00:11:48,009 --> 00:11:50,342 - I don't know that's why I didn't spit take. 355 00:11:50,478 --> 00:11:51,477 - Andy, clean this up! 356 00:11:51,479 --> 00:11:53,279 - You want me to clean up your spit? 357 00:11:53,414 --> 00:11:55,615 [shoes clacking] 358 00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:57,283 - [chuckles] 359 00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:00,752 [laughs] 360 00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:01,954 Where did you get the lameo clothes? 361 00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:03,355 - Amazon Drone, bitch. 362 00:12:03,491 --> 00:12:05,224 It's gonna help me with my speed. 363 00:12:05,359 --> 00:12:09,094 - Yeah, I like the helmet. Don't fall off. [laughs] 364 00:12:09,230 --> 00:12:10,830 - You know what else I got? 365 00:12:10,965 --> 00:12:16,968 State-of-the-art shoes with click-in capabilities. [laughs] 366 00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:18,370 Here we go. 367 00:12:18,372 --> 00:12:25,311 ♪ ♪ 368 00:12:27,248 --> 00:12:32,718 Paid 200 bucks for these, man. 369 00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:35,321 [pained groaning] 370 00:12:35,323 --> 00:12:36,289 Ahh! 371 00:12:37,325 --> 00:12:39,391 [screams] 372 00:12:39,527 --> 00:12:41,126 [grunting] 373 00:12:41,262 --> 00:12:43,196 Ahh! 374 00:12:44,732 --> 00:12:47,533 Ah! Cramp! Bad cramp! 375 00:12:47,535 --> 00:12:49,335 [screams] 376 00:12:49,337 --> 00:12:50,802 [clicking] 377 00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:54,606 [laughs] I did it. I did it. 378 00:12:54,742 --> 00:12:55,941 There we go. Ha. 379 00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:57,943 ♪ ♪ 380 00:12:57,945 --> 00:12:59,212 Ohh, my water. 381 00:13:02,550 --> 00:13:04,750 [screams] 382 00:13:04,886 --> 00:13:07,819 - RCW9864O10-- 383 00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:10,022 "A person is guilty of bigamy 384 00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:13,225 "if he or she intentionally marries another person 385 00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:16,362 "when either person has a living spouse. 386 00:13:16,364 --> 00:13:19,231 "Punishable by five years in jail. 387 00:13:19,233 --> 00:13:21,233 A Class C felony." 388 00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:22,702 - Doesn't sound like a classy felony. 389 00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:23,903 - [laughs] 390 00:13:24,038 --> 00:13:25,505 - Eddie, you're a bigamist 391 00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:28,440 and I will report you if you don't comply. 392 00:13:28,576 --> 00:13:33,979 But I will look the other way if you marry me. 393 00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:37,116 - Still no. - [speaking Swedish] 394 00:13:42,190 --> 00:13:45,391 - [speaking Swedish] 395 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,934 - When did Cap learn to speak Chinese? 396 00:13:55,069 --> 00:13:56,402 - It's Swedish, Ike. 397 00:13:56,404 --> 00:13:57,803 - No, I know. That's what I said. 398 00:13:57,939 --> 00:13:59,871 Like, when did you learn to speak Swedish? 399 00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:00,872 - She taught him. 400 00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:04,110 [both speaking Swedish] 401 00:14:09,350 --> 00:14:12,284 - [sighs] [speaking Swedish] Oof. 402 00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:13,953 - Ah, tingle button. 403 00:14:14,088 --> 00:14:15,354 It just means the same. 404 00:14:15,489 --> 00:14:16,888 Like, tingle button, I guess. 405 00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:18,357 - Yeah, she taught him that, too. 406 00:14:18,492 --> 00:14:21,560 - Chief, why is there a picture of you in the freezer? 407 00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:24,296 And why is it attached to a pig's foot? 408 00:14:24,432 --> 00:14:25,965 - That's why my feet are so cold. 409 00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:27,699 Stop it with the freezer spells. 410 00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:28,568 - Never! 411 00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:30,770 [evil music] 412 00:14:30,905 --> 00:14:33,172 - [choking] 413 00:14:35,443 --> 00:14:37,376 - Was that real? - I don't know. 414 00:14:37,511 --> 00:14:40,579 ♪ ♪ 415 00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:44,583 - Hoo. Hello, hello. 416 00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:46,318 Who stole the seat? 417 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:49,721 I don't need a seat. 418 00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:52,024 Here we go. [laughs] 419 00:14:53,261 --> 00:14:55,527 They took the pedals? 420 00:14:55,529 --> 00:14:57,430 [grunting] 421 00:14:59,133 --> 00:15:01,733 [struggling efforts] I don't-- 422 00:15:01,869 --> 00:15:03,302 Buh-bye. 423 00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:08,140 I guess I'll ride later. 424 00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:10,209 - Why are they being so mean to your dad? 425 00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:12,478 - Because Uncle Eddie made Chief lie for him. 426 00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:14,346 When his wives thought he was cheating, 427 00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:17,216 he told Felicity that he and Eddie were at hot yoga 428 00:15:17,351 --> 00:15:18,950 and that Eddie passed out from dehydration. 429 00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:22,154 And then he told Ulsa that he and Eddie were skydiving, 430 00:15:22,290 --> 00:15:24,156 and that Eddie passed out for mental exhaustion. 431 00:15:24,292 --> 00:15:26,158 - Wait, wait, wait. 432 00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:28,961 Chief is into yoga and skydiving? 433 00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:30,296 [laughs] [imitates explosion] 434 00:15:30,298 --> 00:15:31,697 That's amazing. 435 00:15:31,699 --> 00:15:33,699 - By the way, Terry, your best man speech 436 00:15:33,701 --> 00:15:34,967 was an embarrassment. 437 00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:37,102 That Penisi joke. [scoffs] So stupid. 438 00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:39,438 - He told that dumb joke at your wedding too? 439 00:15:39,573 --> 00:15:40,640 - Oh, yes. 440 00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:42,374 - It's a great joke. - I like that joke. 441 00:15:42,376 --> 00:15:43,843 - What are you talking about? - Yeah. 442 00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:45,444 - That joke killed. - Yeah, it was a good joke. 443 00:15:45,579 --> 00:15:47,579 - Chief was the best man at both of their weddings? 444 00:15:47,581 --> 00:15:50,382 - Yeah. By the third wedding, he really had things dialed in. 445 00:15:50,518 --> 00:15:52,251 - There's a third wedding? 446 00:15:52,386 --> 00:15:55,587 - Eddie... [dramatic music] 447 00:15:55,589 --> 00:15:56,989 we need to talk. 448 00:15:57,124 --> 00:15:59,325 - [sighs] I should have expected this. 449 00:15:59,460 --> 00:16:01,593 Everybody, this is my third wife Cece. 450 00:16:01,595 --> 00:16:03,529 - Hi, Aunt Cece! - Hey, Lucy. 451 00:16:03,665 --> 00:16:05,331 - Have a seat. We are just figuring out 452 00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:07,266 the Sal Green of it all. - Good. 453 00:16:07,401 --> 00:16:08,868 Because I just found out 454 00:16:09,003 --> 00:16:13,072 the city is buying your house for a million dollars. 455 00:16:13,207 --> 00:16:15,140 - You lying bastard. 456 00:16:15,142 --> 00:16:18,143 [dramatic music] 457 00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:20,546 ♪ ♪ 458 00:16:20,548 --> 00:16:21,614 - [gulps] 459 00:16:23,718 --> 00:16:24,851 ♪ ♪ 460 00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:26,585 - Cece, how did you know that 461 00:16:26,587 --> 00:16:28,387 I was getting a million dollars from my house? 462 00:16:28,522 --> 00:16:30,188 - My family is connected, Eddie. 463 00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:31,390 We know everything. 464 00:16:31,392 --> 00:16:32,525 You might recognize Aunt Cece 465 00:16:32,660 --> 00:16:34,860 by her maiden name-- Bulkshop. 466 00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:37,463 - As in Bulkshop Wholesale Store? 467 00:16:37,598 --> 00:16:39,065 - Mm-hmm. - Ooh, she got money. 468 00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:40,866 - That's why Cap doesn't like Bulkshop. 469 00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:42,869 - Her dad tried to get him to change his name 470 00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:44,336 to Eddie Bulkshop. 471 00:16:44,472 --> 00:16:46,072 But in the end, she took his last name. 472 00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:48,474 - Oh, Cece Penisi. [both laugh] 473 00:16:48,609 --> 00:16:50,542 That's--that's pretty dope, actually. 474 00:16:50,544 --> 00:16:53,079 - By then, Dad's best man toast was off the chain. 475 00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:54,747 He had it down to a tight 10. 476 00:16:54,749 --> 00:16:56,883 - Did Terry give the best man speech for you too? 477 00:16:57,017 --> 00:16:58,084 both: Yes. 478 00:16:58,218 --> 00:16:59,217 - Did he do that stupid joke? 479 00:16:59,353 --> 00:17:00,619 both: Yes. 480 00:17:00,621 --> 00:17:02,488 - "Congratulations. Maybe one day--" 481 00:17:02,623 --> 00:17:05,691 all: "Eddie will put a little Penisi in you." 482 00:17:05,826 --> 00:17:08,026 [both laugh] - I don't sound like that. 483 00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:09,561 - Shut up, Terry. 484 00:17:09,563 --> 00:17:11,163 - Wait, Luce, what time is it? 485 00:17:11,299 --> 00:17:12,565 - It's almost five. 486 00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:14,500 - Ooh, Anita Worthy is about to announce 487 00:17:14,635 --> 00:17:16,168 who won the one-on-one cycle contest. 488 00:17:16,170 --> 00:17:17,236 - Oh! 489 00:17:17,371 --> 00:17:20,473 [shoes clacking loudly] 490 00:17:21,842 --> 00:17:24,443 - So, Eddie, since you and I were never married, 491 00:17:24,578 --> 00:17:27,379 just write me a check for the $1 million of alimony 492 00:17:27,515 --> 00:17:30,249 I have paid you over the past 15 years. 493 00:17:30,384 --> 00:17:32,184 Or just give me the house. 494 00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:33,519 - That house is mine, sister. 495 00:17:33,654 --> 00:17:35,187 - Watch yourself, Stevie Nix. 496 00:17:35,189 --> 00:17:36,722 - Watch yourself, Shamrock Shake. 497 00:17:36,857 --> 00:17:37,856 - Catfight. 498 00:17:37,992 --> 00:17:39,057 both: Shut up! 499 00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:42,060 ♪ ♪ 500 00:17:42,196 --> 00:17:44,663 [clacking] 501 00:17:44,799 --> 00:17:46,999 - Dude, you got an outfit and a ring light? 502 00:17:47,135 --> 00:17:48,534 - Hell yeah. I've gotta look sweet 503 00:17:48,669 --> 00:17:51,137 when I get my one-on-one ride with Anita Worthy. 504 00:17:51,272 --> 00:17:52,338 - Oh, man. 505 00:17:52,473 --> 00:17:53,806 - Except I'm gonna be the one 506 00:17:53,942 --> 00:17:57,276 who does the one-on-one ride with Anita, sucker. 507 00:17:57,411 --> 00:17:59,278 - Hey, Tex, are you spraying cologne right now? 508 00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:01,147 - Yeah, jealous much? [laughs] 509 00:18:01,282 --> 00:18:02,881 You guys didn't think of that, did you? 510 00:18:02,883 --> 00:18:05,083 - You know she can't smell you through the screen. 511 00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:06,285 [both laugh] 512 00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:08,220 - [laughs] 513 00:18:08,222 --> 00:18:09,421 Yeah, I know. 514 00:18:09,423 --> 00:18:10,756 It's fo--it's for atmosphere, guys. 515 00:18:10,891 --> 00:18:12,358 - Okay, well, both of you guys just shut up 516 00:18:12,493 --> 00:18:14,426 because my girlfriend's about to talk. 517 00:18:14,428 --> 00:18:16,895 - Okay everyone, drumroll, please. 518 00:18:17,031 --> 00:18:19,565 - "Drumroll please." Anita you're so funny. 519 00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:21,299 - She can't hear you, Ike. - I know. 520 00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:22,701 Honestly, I keep forgetting. 521 00:18:22,703 --> 00:18:24,236 - There can only be one winner. 522 00:18:24,372 --> 00:18:25,972 So without further ado, 523 00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:27,974 the winner of the one-on-one 524 00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:30,308 personal cycle is... 525 00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:31,910 - Whatever happens, guys, I love both of you. 526 00:18:31,912 --> 00:18:33,045 - Aw, thank you. 527 00:18:33,047 --> 00:18:35,714 - TacomaFDStation24. 528 00:18:35,716 --> 00:18:36,515 [cheering] 529 00:18:36,651 --> 00:18:40,452 - Okay! [laughter] 530 00:18:40,454 --> 00:18:43,322 - That's weird because I sabotaged both of you guys. 531 00:18:43,457 --> 00:18:44,723 - I know. I did it to you guys, too. 532 00:18:44,859 --> 00:18:46,124 - And I, you. 533 00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:48,194 - They must have thought that the TacomaFDStation24 534 00:18:48,329 --> 00:18:49,595 account was one person 535 00:18:49,730 --> 00:18:51,530 and then they added all of our rides together. 536 00:18:51,666 --> 00:18:53,599 - Oh yeah, that's why it's so awesome. 537 00:18:53,734 --> 00:18:56,468 - Congrats, TacomaFDStation24. 538 00:18:56,604 --> 00:18:58,804 You rode for three hours. - Ooh! 539 00:18:58,939 --> 00:19:01,073 - See you soon for our one-on-one. 540 00:19:01,209 --> 00:19:02,408 - How are we gonna decide 541 00:19:02,543 --> 00:19:04,677 who gets the private ride with Anita? 542 00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:07,613 - Oh, rock, paper, scissors. - Nice. 543 00:19:07,748 --> 00:19:11,750 - Is that-- - No, I'm gonna punch you. 544 00:19:11,752 --> 00:19:13,151 - Paper. 545 00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:16,355 - Okay, I was only ever legally married to Felicity 546 00:19:16,490 --> 00:19:18,557 but there's potential bigamy on the table 547 00:19:18,693 --> 00:19:20,693 and some common law marriage statutes 548 00:19:20,828 --> 00:19:24,230 which have yet to be determined that may be complicated 549 00:19:24,365 --> 00:19:27,834 by three cases of marital infidelity. 550 00:19:27,968 --> 00:19:29,235 - Quit stalling, Eddie, 551 00:19:29,370 --> 00:19:30,436 you owe me a million dollars of alimony. 552 00:19:30,571 --> 00:19:31,704 - And I want the house. 553 00:19:31,839 --> 00:19:33,439 - I only want your hand in marriage. 554 00:19:33,574 --> 00:19:34,841 - I don't have a million bucks. 555 00:19:34,975 --> 00:19:37,509 - Yes, you do, your house. - I used the alimony 556 00:19:37,511 --> 00:19:39,511 you paid me to pay the alimony to these two. 557 00:19:39,647 --> 00:19:40,979 So if you make me pay you back 558 00:19:40,981 --> 00:19:43,115 then I'm making them pay me back. 559 00:19:43,251 --> 00:19:44,717 - Not my problem, Eddie. 560 00:19:44,852 --> 00:19:47,854 My lawyers are already drawing up a lawsuit as we speak. 561 00:19:47,988 --> 00:19:50,789 It's the end of the line for you, buddy. 562 00:19:50,791 --> 00:19:51,790 - Goo. 563 00:19:51,926 --> 00:19:54,326 - Oh, no, it's not. 564 00:19:54,462 --> 00:19:55,794 [dramatic sting] 565 00:19:55,930 --> 00:19:57,796 I called my friend at the Hall of Records. 566 00:19:57,932 --> 00:20:00,599 Interestingly, there are no marriage licenses filed 567 00:20:00,735 --> 00:20:02,935 for any of your marriages. 568 00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:05,537 Now, as you ladies may recall, 569 00:20:05,539 --> 00:20:08,274 not only was I the best man at all of your weddings, 570 00:20:08,409 --> 00:20:10,476 but I was also the justice of the peace. 571 00:20:10,611 --> 00:20:13,746 So I officiated over all of your weddings. 572 00:20:13,881 --> 00:20:14,881 - I forgot that. 573 00:20:15,015 --> 00:20:16,883 - And as the officiant, it was my duty 574 00:20:17,017 --> 00:20:19,485 to file the marriage licenses with the county. 575 00:20:19,620 --> 00:20:21,888 Unfortunately, I had a few too many cocktails 576 00:20:22,022 --> 00:20:25,624 at my dear friend's various wedding ceremonies, 577 00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:27,293 and I failed to do so. 578 00:20:27,428 --> 00:20:29,695 However, I checked my file cabinet, 579 00:20:29,830 --> 00:20:32,631 and I found these unfiled documents 580 00:20:32,633 --> 00:20:34,967 in a file marked "things to do." 581 00:20:35,103 --> 00:20:36,302 - Okay, wait a second. 582 00:20:36,437 --> 00:20:39,171 So even my first marriage was unofficial? 583 00:20:39,173 --> 00:20:40,773 - Yes. And I'm sorry. 584 00:20:40,775 --> 00:20:42,508 - No, no, no, no, not at all. 585 00:20:42,643 --> 00:20:45,778 I mean, I suppose I should thank you for your negligence. 586 00:20:45,780 --> 00:20:47,980 - Shut up, Terry. And what does that mean? 587 00:20:47,982 --> 00:20:50,583 - It means that Eddie was never married. 588 00:20:50,718 --> 00:20:53,452 And he is as much of a victim as any of you. 589 00:20:53,454 --> 00:20:55,387 - Yes! - Ugh! 590 00:20:55,523 --> 00:20:56,589 - This is incredible. 591 00:20:56,724 --> 00:20:58,124 - I'm still taking him to court. 592 00:20:58,258 --> 00:21:00,126 - Then I'm taking these two ladies to court. 593 00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:01,393 - I will be deported. 594 00:21:01,395 --> 00:21:03,329 - And I'll be broke. Okay. 595 00:21:03,464 --> 00:21:06,598 That's it. I'm casting spell on you. 596 00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:08,334 - [laughs] Sweet. 597 00:21:11,005 --> 00:21:14,006 - [moaning] 598 00:21:14,008 --> 00:21:15,273 - Okay, okay, okay. 599 00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:17,209 Just--let's just-- 600 00:21:17,345 --> 00:21:20,078 This is all getting very complicated, and I'm rich. 601 00:21:20,214 --> 00:21:24,016 So let's just split the sale of the house four ways 602 00:21:24,018 --> 00:21:25,417 and call it a day. 603 00:21:25,553 --> 00:21:27,019 250,000 each, mmm? 604 00:21:27,021 --> 00:21:28,154 - Boom. 605 00:21:28,289 --> 00:21:29,956 - But I bought the house for 250,000. 606 00:21:30,090 --> 00:21:31,824 - Great. Well, then you'll come out even. 607 00:21:31,826 --> 00:21:33,892 - Wait, who is going to marry me 608 00:21:33,894 --> 00:21:37,696 so I can keep my green card? - I'll do it. You're hot. 609 00:21:37,698 --> 00:21:39,365 But I'm going to need a prenup. 610 00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:41,233 - You got it. - Too bad Sal Green died. 611 00:21:41,369 --> 00:21:44,102 He gave Eddie a punch card so his fifth divorce is free. 612 00:21:44,104 --> 00:21:45,371 - Oh, yeah. - Fifth. 613 00:21:45,506 --> 00:21:47,640 He's only been divorced three times. 614 00:21:47,775 --> 00:21:50,376 - Eddie, did you hear about Sal Green? 615 00:21:50,511 --> 00:21:52,244 all: Yeah. We know. He's dead. 616 00:21:52,380 --> 00:21:53,846 - Hi, Aunt Olive. - Hi, Lucy. 617 00:21:53,982 --> 00:21:57,049 - Don't waste your time, sweetheart. You get nothing. 618 00:21:57,185 --> 00:21:58,784 - Okay. This was fun. 619 00:21:58,919 --> 00:22:01,453 - Great to see you, Cece. - Good to see you, Eddie 620 00:22:01,455 --> 00:22:03,121 and you. - Oh, yeah. 621 00:22:03,123 --> 00:22:05,057 - Great to see you, Felicity. - [speaks Swedish] 622 00:22:05,193 --> 00:22:07,560 - Bye. - Bye, Felicity. 623 00:22:08,796 --> 00:22:12,731 - Mm. [laughs] Look at this! 624 00:22:12,733 --> 00:22:14,400 She left 20 bucks on the chair. 625 00:22:18,138 --> 00:22:19,605 Bye, Olive. 626 00:22:19,740 --> 00:22:22,140 - Heh. I actually think that was my 20 bucks. 627 00:22:22,276 --> 00:22:23,542 - Ah, well, now it's hers. 628 00:22:23,678 --> 00:22:26,078 - Guys, just give up. I'm gonna win. 629 00:22:26,214 --> 00:22:27,813 both: No way! 630 00:22:27,948 --> 00:22:29,682 - Ah, ah! 631 00:22:29,684 --> 00:22:32,951 - Listen, class starts in 15 minutes, okay? 632 00:22:32,953 --> 00:22:35,087 We're all gonna be exhausted. We gotta figure something out. 633 00:22:35,089 --> 00:22:37,423 [buzzer] - Station 24, drunk man 634 00:22:37,558 --> 00:22:38,891 stuck in the shopping cart 635 00:22:39,027 --> 00:22:40,492 in the Tacomart parking lot. - [groans] 636 00:22:40,494 --> 00:22:42,494 - 28 Oak Street. 637 00:22:42,630 --> 00:22:44,897 - Guys, let's go! 638 00:22:44,899 --> 00:22:46,432 - Okay. - Come on, we do it fast, 639 00:22:46,567 --> 00:22:47,499 we'll be back before the hour's up. 640 00:22:47,635 --> 00:22:49,368 - Bingo. Bango. Bongo. 641 00:22:49,503 --> 00:22:51,904 [shoes clacking] 642 00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:53,005 - Ohh! 643 00:22:54,108 --> 00:23:01,113 ♪ ♪ 644 00:23:03,451 --> 00:23:05,051 - TacomaFDStation24? 645 00:23:05,185 --> 00:23:07,386 - Uh, yeah. - I'm Anita Worthy. 646 00:23:07,521 --> 00:23:09,722 You won the contest. - Uh-- 647 00:23:09,857 --> 00:23:11,790 - You didn't know? - [laughs] No. 648 00:23:11,926 --> 00:23:13,926 But I was probably out rescuing somebody. 649 00:23:14,062 --> 00:23:16,062 - [laughs] I like your mustache. 650 00:23:16,196 --> 00:23:17,996 - [laughs] What a coincidence. 651 00:23:17,998 --> 00:23:19,732 It likes you too. - [laughs] 652 00:23:19,867 --> 00:23:23,736 Oh, my God. What is your name? 653 00:23:23,738 --> 00:23:25,271 - I'm Eddie Penisi. 654 00:23:25,406 --> 00:23:28,074 - Mm. Anita Worthy Penisi. 655 00:23:28,208 --> 00:23:29,408 Has a nice ring to it. 656 00:23:29,543 --> 00:23:31,610 - So we're getting married then? 657 00:23:31,612 --> 00:23:33,079 - I guess so. 658 00:23:33,213 --> 00:23:36,148 - I don't suppose you live near Washington, do you? 659 00:23:36,284 --> 00:23:39,818 - Does Seattle count? - [laughs] Really? Okay. 660 00:23:39,820 --> 00:23:42,288 - Hey, I am not going through this again. 661 00:23:42,423 --> 00:23:43,822 - What? - Number five. 662 00:23:43,824 --> 00:23:44,957 - Now technically, it's the first. 663 00:23:45,093 --> 00:23:46,959 - [grunts] - Oh, come on, Terry. 664 00:23:47,095 --> 00:23:47,894 - No more! 665 00:23:48,028 --> 00:23:49,662 You get to do the joke again.