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- What's this?
- Oh, it's the new
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smoldering firefighter drama,
"Pamona FD."
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- What do you guys
watch the shows?
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All you do sit around
and complain.
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That air packs from the '90s.
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- Yeah, right.
- Don't they have
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a technical
consultant on this show?
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Retired firefighter,
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rents, like,
a Mustang Convertible.
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Thinks he's hot shit.
Probably related
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to one of the creators
of the show.
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- [laughs] Probs.
- Yeah, probably.
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- It's not even a real fire.
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- Look how much makeup
that girl's wearing.
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- How come I can't get the suit
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to highlight my cheekbones
like that?
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- There he is taking
the shirt off again.
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- And now they're making out
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in the middle of a fire.
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- Why do they think that life
in a fire station
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is like a soap opera?
- It's so unrealistic.
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[explosion booms]
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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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- Guys...she's here.
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- Who is?
- [laughs]
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You're gonna wanna come
see for yourself.
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Trust me.
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[epic music]
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♪ ♪
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[Foreigner's "Hot Blooded"]
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ Well, I'm hot-blooded ♪
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♪ Check it and see ♪
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♪ I got a fever of 103 ♪
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♪ I'm hot-blooded ♪
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♪ ♪
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- There she is, boys,
the Pedalton 3.0.
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- Finally, cardio
that doesn't suck.
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- That's their tagline.
It's on the box.
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- Wait, 1500 bucks
from Bulkshop?
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- Why would you get anything
from Bulkshop?
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- Because they have
great prices.
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- No. Bulkshop sucks.
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- Yeesh.
- Whoa, damn.
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- Why does he
hate Bulkshop so much?
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- I know, right?
- Ooh, the Pedalton 3.0
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has everything, man.
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Prerecorded classes, live
classes, and special events.
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- Ooh, I feel bad
for the suckers
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who bought the Pedalton 2.0.
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- Suckers.
- Suckers.
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- Oh, wait,
when does the 4.0 come out?
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- Next month. But until then,
this is top of the line.
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- Ooh!
- Awesome!
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Ah-ta-ta-ta-ta.
Step aside, Bozo.
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I'm taking her
on her maiden voyage.
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- I call next.
- All right.
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- Yes.
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I'll bet you wish
you got next.
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- Not really.
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- Hi, I'm Anita Worthy,
and I'm gonna get you going
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on your new Pedalton.
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- Hello, Anita.
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- You might be tempted
to talk to me,
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but this is a pre
recorded workout
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so I cannot hear you
or respond.
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- Oh, okay. Sorry.
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I won't--
[laughs]
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Oh, you can't hear that,
either.
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What am I doing?
Stop it, Ike.
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Sorry, Anita. Shit!
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[laughs]
You can't hear that.
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- All right, gang. Let's go!
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all: Whoo!
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♪ ♪
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[knock at door]
- Hey, I got awesome news.
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You know how the city's been
trying to buy my house
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so they can build
a new hospital?
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Well, I've been holding it up
for a year,
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and they finally made an offer.
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A million bucks.
[typing]
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Hey, did you hear what I said?
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The city wants to give me
a million bucks for my house.
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- [sighs] Okay.
What are you talking about?
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- What's going on with you?
- Vicky's pissed at me.
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We were binge watching a show
together on Hulu.
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- Mm.
- I watched the last
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five episodes without her.
- Big mistake. What show?
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- It's a show about the Irish
couple, Jenny and John O'Cake.
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They join the Peace Corps
and solve crimes.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
"Peace O'Cake."
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Great show.
- So good.
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- Great show.
- They planted a potato farm
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in an African village.
- That's the best part
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of the season right there.
- Then someone stole
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the potatoes.
- And that's all
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in the first episode.
- They solved it, though.
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- Yeah, of course.
- You wanna know why?
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- Why?
- It was a Piece O'Cake.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's so good.
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- Oh, it was so good.
- Yeah. Well, I don't
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blame her, you know,
when you exchanged
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those marital vows
with my sister,
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you swore an oath of fidelity.
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- They didn't have binge
cheating back then.
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- Eh.
- All right, so what's
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this thing with the city?
- They're offering me
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a million bucks for my house.
[laughs]
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- That should curb
your reckless
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and irresponsible ways.
- Probably not.
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[phone chimes]
- Ahh!
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Now as punishment,
she's gonna binge watch
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"Mental Dental" without me.
- Ohh, boy.
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- That's that show about the
dentists in the insane asylum.
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- Good show.
- Jake G-g-gyllenhaal.
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- Oh, Gyllellenhaal is great
in that show.
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- He plays the dentist,
Dr. Frederick Mental, DDS.
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- Tell you what, thought,
that's not the best
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of the dentist shows.
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The best show is the one
about the girl in 1904 Poland,
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who becomes a boy so she could
be a dentist--
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"Yentl Dentle."
- Ohh.
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Ronda Rousey's
excellent in that.
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- She's so good.
- She's so good.
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That second number she sings.
- Ah.
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That one's great.
- I watched that one
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without Vicky,
she got mad about that too.
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- Well, that's married life
for you,
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and I miss it
exactly zero much.
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- Well, that's twice as much as
I miss being married to you.
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[dramatic music]
- Oh, my God, Felicity,
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Long time, no see.
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- Wow, Felicity,
you look...different.
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- After we got divorced,
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I became an ordained
Wiccan minister.
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- So you split with your wife,
and you drove her
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to the dark arts.
- Oh, stick a sock in, Terry.
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I can put a hex on you so fast
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it'll make your
head spin--literally.
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Eddie, Sal Green is dead.
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- Sal Green,
our divorce lawyer?
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- Yes and no.
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On his deathbed he confessed
he was never
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a licensed attorney.
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He was a fraud.
- So what does that mean?
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- It means that every paper
we signed back then
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is null and void.
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You and I are still married.
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[dramatic music]
- [gasps]
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♪ ♪
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- [gulps]
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- All right, Lance Armschlong,
time's up, buddy.
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- I'll have you know,
Lance Armschlong
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is a highly respected
exotic dancer,
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and a close personal friend
of mine.
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- How was it?
- Incredible.
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- Really?
- My trainer was awesome.
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- Ohh!
- I mean, seriously.
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- Enjoy, my butt sweat.
[laughs]
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- Eww.
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All right, here we go.
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Ooh.
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Pick a name, and--
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Wow, okay.
[laughs]
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[mumbling] ..man3.
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Really?
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...man5.
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Are you kidding me?
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All right, you know what?
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ShoveItUpYourAss.
[beeps]
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Aw, man, no!
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- Hi, and welcome to Pedalton.
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I'm Anita Worthy.
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- Hi, Anita.
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- You might be tempted
to speak to me.
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But this is
a prerecorded workout,
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so I can't hear you
or respond.
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- Oh, that's okay.
I'm just gonna stare at you.
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You're incredible.
- Okay, let's start pedaling.
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Let's go!
[all hooting]
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This is a 10-mile circuit,
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so we've got
some time together.
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I'm gonna start by telling you
a little bit about myself.
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- Please do.
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- When I was a medic
in the military,
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I used to get
through tough days
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by singing acapella.
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- That's me!
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- And I played the ukulele.
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- Girl, you better stop.
I'll come marry you right now.
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- So what are you going to do
about it, Eddie?
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- I'm gonna find
a living divorce lawyer
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and we'll get divorced
for real.
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- It's not that simple, dummy.
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- Hey, Chief,
I was gonna ask you
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about the, um--
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Aunt Felicity, is that you?
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- Lucy?
- Oh, my God.
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I mean, you look so different
than the pictures.
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You're so mystical.
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- Well, I went in a different
direction
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after Eddie cheated on me.
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- She became a witch.
- Yes.
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Primarily so I could
lay curses on Eddie.
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- Yeah, right. What curses
have you ever laid on me?
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- Did you
pop a nut two years ago?
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- Maybe.
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- I put a photo of you
in the freezer along
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with a broken walnut
and a nasty tarot card.
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It's called a freezer spell.
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- That's bullshit.
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- I popped your nut in '97.
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And did you have teeth
pulled this year?
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- Yes, I took pig's teeth
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and put it in a bucket of sugar
for that one.
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Has your back gone out lately?
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- Yes.
- I made a doll of you
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and broke it in half.
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- Why put all the curses on me?
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- For giving Eddie an alibi
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when he cheated.
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I will always hate you.
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- But he's the one who cheated!
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- Ah!
At least now you admit it.
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- Ohh, she got me.
- Okay, okay.
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Let's just get back
to the situation at hand.
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What are we gonna do
about this divorce?
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- I want a proper settlement
this time.
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I want the house, Eddie.
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[dramatic music]
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- [inhales sharply]
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- Anyways, I've always hated
being a leap year baby.
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Not very many people
can relate.
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If you do, give me a call.
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- I relate! I relate!
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- All right!
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Great job, everyone.
Let's cool down.
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- What do you think?
- Oh, Anita Worthy is
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the greatest thing that ever
happened to me.
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- Me too.
- She's so supportive
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without being condescending.
- Yeah.
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She's just so inspiring
without being annoying.
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And we--
both: Have so much in common.
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, guys, guys.
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Anita is my trainer.
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I rode with her first,
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so that's my trainer, okay?
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- Ike, the workouts
are prerecorded.
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We can all ride with Anita.
- Mm.
251
00:08:01,482 --> 00:08:03,282
- Yeah, I guess, right? I mean,
if they're pre-recorded,
252
00:08:03,418 --> 00:08:05,818
then why would we be
jealous of each other?
253
00:08:05,953 --> 00:08:07,486
both: Totally.
- Sorry, guys.
254
00:08:07,622 --> 00:08:08,554
[laughs]
[bike chimes]
255
00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:09,622
- Okay, gang.
256
00:08:09,757 --> 00:08:11,090
Now, just a reminder,
257
00:08:11,225 --> 00:08:13,626
for the rest of the day
during my live workouts,
258
00:08:13,761 --> 00:08:15,428
Whoever gets
the highest workout score
259
00:08:15,563 --> 00:08:19,432
will win a private cycle
with me tonight at 6:00 pm.
260
00:08:19,567 --> 00:08:23,302
It'll be a one-on-one session
where I'll be able to see you,
261
00:08:23,304 --> 00:08:27,139
hear you, and interact
with you and only you.
262
00:08:27,842 --> 00:08:29,374
Great job, everyone.
263
00:08:29,376 --> 00:08:30,843
♪ ♪
264
00:08:30,978 --> 00:08:33,578
- I will murder you
both viciously.
265
00:08:34,249 --> 00:08:36,849
- You owe it to me to give me
that house, Eddie.
266
00:08:36,984 --> 00:08:38,584
Why are you so opposed to it?
267
00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:40,052
- It's my house. I paid for it.
268
00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:41,787
- Then you cheated on me.
269
00:08:41,789 --> 00:08:43,923
- Only because you became
very distant.
270
00:08:44,058 --> 00:08:46,525
- Because you were obsessed
with Matthew Broderick.
271
00:08:46,661 --> 00:08:47,993
- That's not true.
- It's true.
272
00:08:48,129 --> 00:08:50,930
- You wanted to be him
in sexual roleplay.
273
00:08:51,065 --> 00:08:52,131
- All right, I think
we should go.
274
00:08:52,267 --> 00:08:53,732
- No, stay.
275
00:08:53,868 --> 00:08:56,135
Eddie wanted to roleplay in bed
as Matthew Broderick
276
00:08:56,137 --> 00:08:58,737
and not the fun stuff
like "Inspector Gadget."
277
00:08:58,739 --> 00:09:00,739
No, he wanted to be
"Ladyhawke."
278
00:09:00,875 --> 00:09:02,141
- Hey, "Ladyhawke"
is a great movie.
279
00:09:02,277 --> 00:09:03,609
- It is a good movie.
Michelle Pfeiffer.
280
00:09:03,744 --> 00:09:04,944
- Shut up, Terry.
281
00:09:05,079 --> 00:09:06,879
- Okay, okay, just give me
a moment
282
00:09:07,014 --> 00:09:08,213
to process all of this.
283
00:09:08,349 --> 00:09:09,614
It's not every day
that your ex-wife
284
00:09:09,616 --> 00:09:10,816
shows up with news like this.
285
00:09:10,951 --> 00:09:13,218
[dramatic music]
286
00:09:13,354 --> 00:09:14,687
- Hello, Eddie.
287
00:09:14,822 --> 00:09:15,688
- Make that two ex-wives.
288
00:09:15,823 --> 00:09:18,691
- Oh, my God! Aunt Ulsa!
289
00:09:18,826 --> 00:09:20,626
- Hi, Lucy.
290
00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:22,695
Sal Green is dead.
291
00:09:22,830 --> 00:09:25,097
He was never a lawyer.
292
00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:26,765
We are still married.
293
00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:28,901
[dramatic music]
294
00:09:29,036 --> 00:09:30,235
- When it rains, it pours.
295
00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:31,170
- Shut your mouth!
296
00:09:34,008 --> 00:09:35,274
- Okay, gang, we're riding
to the top
297
00:09:35,409 --> 00:09:36,808
of Gut Check Hill,
who's with me?
298
00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:38,010
[all hooting]
- Whoo, baby.
299
00:09:38,012 --> 00:09:39,478
I am, Anita.
- Right on!
300
00:09:39,613 --> 00:09:42,281
Remember, I can't hear you
guys. [laughs]
301
00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:45,184
- Why does she ask us questions
if she can't hear our answers?
302
00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:51,490
- Good start, Flyfisher21.
303
00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:53,993
You got this, GnarlyCat007.
304
00:09:55,829 --> 00:09:58,364
[app chiming]
305
00:09:58,366 --> 00:10:00,165
- [grunts]
306
00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:02,301
Gut Check Hill is right.
Come on!
307
00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:06,038
- Oh, don't slow down on me,
IkeOnABike.
308
00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:08,640
I know you can do this.
Let's go!
309
00:10:08,642 --> 00:10:09,641
- IkeOnABike,
she said my name.
310
00:10:09,643 --> 00:10:10,842
She said my name!
311
00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:13,045
Oh, my God.
[app chimes]
312
00:10:13,047 --> 00:10:15,915
What kind of hill is this,
Anita?
313
00:10:16,050 --> 00:10:17,783
Climbing up a wall.
314
00:10:17,919 --> 00:10:19,585
- Who's pumped?
[all cheer]
315
00:10:19,721 --> 00:10:21,921
Yes!
- [grunts]
316
00:10:22,056 --> 00:10:26,325
Damn, this is hard!
317
00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:28,594
Shit!
318
00:10:28,730 --> 00:10:31,597
- So, Eddie,
what are we going to do?
319
00:10:31,733 --> 00:10:33,599
- Get divorced?
- You don't have to.
320
00:10:33,601 --> 00:10:35,534
We're still married.
321
00:10:35,669 --> 00:10:36,802
Your marriage never happened.
322
00:10:36,938 --> 00:10:38,137
- She makes a good point.
- She's right.
323
00:10:38,272 --> 00:10:39,871
- Ulsa needed a green card.
324
00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:41,473
So my mom set her up
with Eddie as a prank.
325
00:10:41,609 --> 00:10:44,744
- The Penisi's prank so hard.
- Yes, they do.
326
00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:46,078
So Eddie married Ulsa.
327
00:10:46,213 --> 00:10:47,947
After two years,
she got her green card.
328
00:10:48,082 --> 00:10:50,549
One week later, she
divorced him and fleeced him.
329
00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:52,818
- Oof, that's pure evil.
330
00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:54,353
- Wait, there's more.
331
00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:55,755
- He cheated on me.
332
00:10:55,890 --> 00:10:59,491
- Oh, you ki--
He cheated on me, too.
333
00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:01,627
- Ohh, now it makes sense.
334
00:11:01,763 --> 00:11:03,028
- Okay, hold on a second.
335
00:11:03,164 --> 00:11:05,164
I paid both of you
ladies alimony for years.
336
00:11:05,299 --> 00:11:07,633
Now if our divorce
wasn't valid, and you and I
337
00:11:07,769 --> 00:11:10,636
were never legally married,
then I demand restitution.
338
00:11:10,772 --> 00:11:11,703
- He's right.
339
00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:13,239
both: Shut up, Terry!
340
00:11:13,374 --> 00:11:16,642
- Okay.
- I am not paying you anything,
341
00:11:16,778 --> 00:11:18,177
Edward Caesar Penisi.
342
00:11:18,312 --> 00:11:21,247
This is what you are
going to do for me.
343
00:11:21,382 --> 00:11:23,182
If our marriage is null
and void
344
00:11:23,317 --> 00:11:26,652
that means my citizenship
is null and void.
345
00:11:26,788 --> 00:11:28,253
I want you to marry me.
346
00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:31,523
- [laughs]
347
00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:33,525
No, freakin' way.
348
00:11:33,661 --> 00:11:38,664
- Well, if you don't, I will
have you charged with bigamy!
349
00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:40,800
[dramatic music]
350
00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:42,934
- Why are you spit taking?
351
00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:43,935
- She said bigamy.
352
00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:45,871
[dramatic music]
353
00:11:45,873 --> 00:11:47,873
- I thought she said big Amy.
- Who's big Amy?
354
00:11:48,009 --> 00:11:50,342
- I don't know that's why
I didn't spit take.
355
00:11:50,478 --> 00:11:51,477
- Andy, clean this up!
356
00:11:51,479 --> 00:11:53,279
- You want me to
clean up your spit?
357
00:11:53,414 --> 00:11:55,615
[shoes clacking]
358
00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:57,283
- [chuckles]
359
00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:00,752
[laughs]
360
00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:01,954
Where did you get
the lameo clothes?
361
00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:03,355
- Amazon Drone, bitch.
362
00:12:03,491 --> 00:12:05,224
It's gonna help me
with my speed.
363
00:12:05,359 --> 00:12:09,094
- Yeah, I like the helmet.
Don't fall off. [laughs]
364
00:12:09,230 --> 00:12:10,830
- You know what else I got?
365
00:12:10,965 --> 00:12:16,968
State-of-the-art shoes with
click-in capabilities. [laughs]
366
00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:18,370
Here we go.
367
00:12:18,372 --> 00:12:25,311
♪ ♪
368
00:12:27,248 --> 00:12:32,718
Paid 200 bucks for these, man.
369
00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:35,321
[pained groaning]
370
00:12:35,323 --> 00:12:36,289
Ahh!
371
00:12:37,325 --> 00:12:39,391
[screams]
372
00:12:39,527 --> 00:12:41,126
[grunting]
373
00:12:41,262 --> 00:12:43,196
Ahh!
374
00:12:44,732 --> 00:12:47,533
Ah! Cramp!
Bad cramp!
375
00:12:47,535 --> 00:12:49,335
[screams]
376
00:12:49,337 --> 00:12:50,802
[clicking]
377
00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:54,606
[laughs]
I did it. I did it.
378
00:12:54,742 --> 00:12:55,941
There we go. Ha.
379
00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:57,943
♪ ♪
380
00:12:57,945 --> 00:12:59,212
Ohh, my water.
381
00:13:02,550 --> 00:13:04,750
[screams]
382
00:13:04,886 --> 00:13:07,819
- RCW9864O10--
383
00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:10,022
"A person is guilty of bigamy
384
00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:13,225
"if he or she intentionally
marries another person
385
00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:16,362
"when either person
has a living spouse.
386
00:13:16,364 --> 00:13:19,231
"Punishable by five years
in jail.
387
00:13:19,233 --> 00:13:21,233
A Class C felony."
388
00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:22,702
- Doesn't sound like
a classy felony.
389
00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:23,903
- [laughs]
390
00:13:24,038 --> 00:13:25,505
- Eddie, you're a bigamist
391
00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:28,440
and I will report you
if you don't comply.
392
00:13:28,576 --> 00:13:33,979
But I will look the other way
if you marry me.
393
00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:37,116
- Still no.
- [speaking Swedish]
394
00:13:42,190 --> 00:13:45,391
- [speaking Swedish]
395
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,934
- When did Cap learn
to speak Chinese?
396
00:13:55,069 --> 00:13:56,402
- It's Swedish, Ike.
397
00:13:56,404 --> 00:13:57,803
- No, I know.
That's what I said.
398
00:13:57,939 --> 00:13:59,871
Like, when did you learn
to speak Swedish?
399
00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:00,872
- She taught him.
400
00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:04,110
[both speaking Swedish]
401
00:14:09,350 --> 00:14:12,284
- [sighs]
[speaking Swedish] Oof.
402
00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:13,953
- Ah, tingle button.
403
00:14:14,088 --> 00:14:15,354
It just means the same.
404
00:14:15,489 --> 00:14:16,888
Like, tingle button, I guess.
405
00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:18,357
- Yeah, she taught him that,
too.
406
00:14:18,492 --> 00:14:21,560
- Chief, why is there a picture
of you in the freezer?
407
00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:24,296
And why is it attached
to a pig's foot?
408
00:14:24,432 --> 00:14:25,965
- That's why my feet
are so cold.
409
00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:27,699
Stop it with
the freezer spells.
410
00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:28,568
- Never!
411
00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:30,770
[evil music]
412
00:14:30,905 --> 00:14:33,172
- [choking]
413
00:14:35,443 --> 00:14:37,376
- Was that real?
- I don't know.
414
00:14:37,511 --> 00:14:40,579
♪ ♪
415
00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:44,583
- Hoo. Hello, hello.
416
00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:46,318
Who stole the seat?
417
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:49,721
I don't need a seat.
418
00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:52,024
Here we go.
[laughs]
419
00:14:53,261 --> 00:14:55,527
They took the pedals?
420
00:14:55,529 --> 00:14:57,430
[grunting]
421
00:14:59,133 --> 00:15:01,733
[struggling efforts]
I don't--
422
00:15:01,869 --> 00:15:03,302
Buh-bye.
423
00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:08,140
I guess I'll ride later.
424
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:10,209
- Why are they being so mean
to your dad?
425
00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:12,478
- Because Uncle Eddie
made Chief lie for him.
426
00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:14,346
When his wives thought
he was cheating,
427
00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:17,216
he told Felicity that he
and Eddie were at hot yoga
428
00:15:17,351 --> 00:15:18,950
and that Eddie passed out
from dehydration.
429
00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:22,154
And then he told Ulsa that he
and Eddie were skydiving,
430
00:15:22,290 --> 00:15:24,156
and that Eddie passed out
for mental exhaustion.
431
00:15:24,292 --> 00:15:26,158
- Wait, wait, wait.
432
00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:28,961
Chief is into yoga
and skydiving?
433
00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:30,296
[laughs]
[imitates explosion]
434
00:15:30,298 --> 00:15:31,697
That's amazing.
435
00:15:31,699 --> 00:15:33,699
- By the way, Terry,
your best man speech
436
00:15:33,701 --> 00:15:34,967
was an embarrassment.
437
00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:37,102
That Penisi joke.
[scoffs] So stupid.
438
00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:39,438
- He told that dumb joke
at your wedding too?
439
00:15:39,573 --> 00:15:40,640
- Oh, yes.
440
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:42,374
- It's a great joke.
- I like that joke.
441
00:15:42,376 --> 00:15:43,843
- What are you talking about?
- Yeah.
442
00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:45,444
- That joke killed.
- Yeah, it was a good joke.
443
00:15:45,579 --> 00:15:47,579
- Chief was the best man
at both of their weddings?
444
00:15:47,581 --> 00:15:50,382
- Yeah. By the third wedding,
he really had things dialed in.
445
00:15:50,518 --> 00:15:52,251
- There's a third wedding?
446
00:15:52,386 --> 00:15:55,587
- Eddie...
[dramatic music]
447
00:15:55,589 --> 00:15:56,989
we need to talk.
448
00:15:57,124 --> 00:15:59,325
- [sighs]
I should have expected this.
449
00:15:59,460 --> 00:16:01,593
Everybody, this
is my third wife Cece.
450
00:16:01,595 --> 00:16:03,529
- Hi, Aunt Cece!
- Hey, Lucy.
451
00:16:03,665 --> 00:16:05,331
- Have a seat. We are
just figuring out
452
00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:07,266
the Sal Green of it all.
- Good.
453
00:16:07,401 --> 00:16:08,868
Because I just found out
454
00:16:09,003 --> 00:16:13,072
the city is buying your house
for a million dollars.
455
00:16:13,207 --> 00:16:15,140
- You lying bastard.
456
00:16:15,142 --> 00:16:18,143
[dramatic music]
457
00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:20,546
♪ ♪
458
00:16:20,548 --> 00:16:21,614
- [gulps]
459
00:16:23,718 --> 00:16:24,851
♪ ♪
460
00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:26,585
- Cece, how did you know that
461
00:16:26,587 --> 00:16:28,387
I was getting a million dollars
from my house?
462
00:16:28,522 --> 00:16:30,188
- My family is connected,
Eddie.
463
00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:31,390
We know everything.
464
00:16:31,392 --> 00:16:32,525
You might recognize Aunt Cece
465
00:16:32,660 --> 00:16:34,860
by her maiden name--
Bulkshop.
466
00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:37,463
- As in Bulkshop
Wholesale Store?
467
00:16:37,598 --> 00:16:39,065
- Mm-hmm.
- Ooh, she got money.
468
00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:40,866
- That's why Cap
doesn't like Bulkshop.
469
00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:42,869
- Her dad tried to get him
to change his name
470
00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:44,336
to Eddie Bulkshop.
471
00:16:44,472 --> 00:16:46,072
But in the end,
she took his last name.
472
00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:48,474
- Oh, Cece Penisi.
[both laugh]
473
00:16:48,609 --> 00:16:50,542
That's--that's pretty dope,
actually.
474
00:16:50,544 --> 00:16:53,079
- By then, Dad's best man
toast was off the chain.
475
00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:54,747
He had it down to a tight 10.
476
00:16:54,749 --> 00:16:56,883
- Did Terry give the best
man speech for you too?
477
00:16:57,017 --> 00:16:58,084
both: Yes.
478
00:16:58,218 --> 00:16:59,217
- Did he do that stupid joke?
479
00:16:59,353 --> 00:17:00,619
both: Yes.
480
00:17:00,621 --> 00:17:02,488
- "Congratulations.
Maybe one day--"
481
00:17:02,623 --> 00:17:05,691
all: "Eddie will put
a little Penisi in you."
482
00:17:05,826 --> 00:17:08,026
[both laugh]
- I don't sound like that.
483
00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:09,561
- Shut up, Terry.
484
00:17:09,563 --> 00:17:11,163
- Wait, Luce, what time is it?
485
00:17:11,299 --> 00:17:12,565
- It's almost five.
486
00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:14,500
- Ooh, Anita Worthy is about
to announce
487
00:17:14,635 --> 00:17:16,168
who won
the one-on-one cycle contest.
488
00:17:16,170 --> 00:17:17,236
- Oh!
489
00:17:17,371 --> 00:17:20,473
[shoes clacking loudly]
490
00:17:21,842 --> 00:17:24,443
- So, Eddie, since you and I
were never married,
491
00:17:24,578 --> 00:17:27,379
just write me a check for the
$1 million of alimony
492
00:17:27,515 --> 00:17:30,249
I have paid you
over the past 15 years.
493
00:17:30,384 --> 00:17:32,184
Or just give me the house.
494
00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:33,519
- That house is mine, sister.
495
00:17:33,654 --> 00:17:35,187
- Watch yourself, Stevie Nix.
496
00:17:35,189 --> 00:17:36,722
- Watch yourself,
Shamrock Shake.
497
00:17:36,857 --> 00:17:37,856
- Catfight.
498
00:17:37,992 --> 00:17:39,057
both: Shut up!
499
00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:42,060
♪ ♪
500
00:17:42,196 --> 00:17:44,663
[clacking]
501
00:17:44,799 --> 00:17:46,999
- Dude, you got an outfit
and a ring light?
502
00:17:47,135 --> 00:17:48,534
- Hell yeah.
I've gotta look sweet
503
00:17:48,669 --> 00:17:51,137
when I get my one-on-one ride
with Anita Worthy.
504
00:17:51,272 --> 00:17:52,338
- Oh, man.
505
00:17:52,473 --> 00:17:53,806
- Except I'm gonna be the one
506
00:17:53,942 --> 00:17:57,276
who does the one-on-one ride
with Anita, sucker.
507
00:17:57,411 --> 00:17:59,278
- Hey, Tex, are you spraying
cologne right now?
508
00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:01,147
- Yeah, jealous much?
[laughs]
509
00:18:01,282 --> 00:18:02,881
You guys
didn't think of that, did you?
510
00:18:02,883 --> 00:18:05,083
- You know she can't smell you
through the screen.
511
00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:06,285
[both laugh]
512
00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:08,220
- [laughs]
513
00:18:08,222 --> 00:18:09,421
Yeah, I know.
514
00:18:09,423 --> 00:18:10,756
It's fo--it's for
atmosphere, guys.
515
00:18:10,891 --> 00:18:12,358
- Okay, well, both of you guys
just shut up
516
00:18:12,493 --> 00:18:14,426
because my girlfriend's
about to talk.
517
00:18:14,428 --> 00:18:16,895
- Okay everyone,
drumroll, please.
518
00:18:17,031 --> 00:18:19,565
- "Drumroll please."
Anita you're so funny.
519
00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:21,299
- She can't hear you, Ike.
- I know.
520
00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:22,701
Honestly, I keep forgetting.
521
00:18:22,703 --> 00:18:24,236
- There can only be
one winner.
522
00:18:24,372 --> 00:18:25,972
So without further ado,
523
00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:27,974
the winner of the one-on-one
524
00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:30,308
personal cycle is...
525
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:31,910
- Whatever happens, guys,
I love both of you.
526
00:18:31,912 --> 00:18:33,045
- Aw, thank you.
527
00:18:33,047 --> 00:18:35,714
- TacomaFDStation24.
528
00:18:35,716 --> 00:18:36,515
[cheering]
529
00:18:36,651 --> 00:18:40,452
- Okay!
[laughter]
530
00:18:40,454 --> 00:18:43,322
- That's weird because
I sabotaged both of you guys.
531
00:18:43,457 --> 00:18:44,723
- I know.
I did it to you guys, too.
532
00:18:44,859 --> 00:18:46,124
- And I, you.
533
00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:48,194
- They must have thought
that the TacomaFDStation24
534
00:18:48,329 --> 00:18:49,595
account was one person
535
00:18:49,730 --> 00:18:51,530
and then they added
all of our rides together.
536
00:18:51,666 --> 00:18:53,599
- Oh yeah, that's why
it's so awesome.
537
00:18:53,734 --> 00:18:56,468
- Congrats,
TacomaFDStation24.
538
00:18:56,604 --> 00:18:58,804
You rode for three hours.
- Ooh!
539
00:18:58,939 --> 00:19:01,073
- See you soon
for our one-on-one.
540
00:19:01,209 --> 00:19:02,408
- How are we gonna decide
541
00:19:02,543 --> 00:19:04,677
who gets
the private ride with Anita?
542
00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:07,613
- Oh, rock, paper, scissors.
- Nice.
543
00:19:07,748 --> 00:19:11,750
- Is that--
- No, I'm gonna punch you.
544
00:19:11,752 --> 00:19:13,151
- Paper.
545
00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:16,355
- Okay, I was only ever
legally married to Felicity
546
00:19:16,490 --> 00:19:18,557
but there's potential bigamy
on the table
547
00:19:18,693 --> 00:19:20,693
and some common law
marriage statutes
548
00:19:20,828 --> 00:19:24,230
which have yet to be determined
that may be complicated
549
00:19:24,365 --> 00:19:27,834
by three cases
of marital infidelity.
550
00:19:27,968 --> 00:19:29,235
- Quit stalling, Eddie,
551
00:19:29,370 --> 00:19:30,436
you owe me
a million dollars of alimony.
552
00:19:30,571 --> 00:19:31,704
- And I want the house.
553
00:19:31,839 --> 00:19:33,439
- I only want your hand
in marriage.
554
00:19:33,574 --> 00:19:34,841
- I don't have a million bucks.
555
00:19:34,975 --> 00:19:37,509
- Yes, you do, your house.
- I used the alimony
556
00:19:37,511 --> 00:19:39,511
you paid me to pay
the alimony to these two.
557
00:19:39,647 --> 00:19:40,979
So if you make me pay you back
558
00:19:40,981 --> 00:19:43,115
then I'm making them
pay me back.
559
00:19:43,251 --> 00:19:44,717
- Not my problem, Eddie.
560
00:19:44,852 --> 00:19:47,854
My lawyers are already drawing
up a lawsuit as we speak.
561
00:19:47,988 --> 00:19:50,789
It's the end of the line
for you, buddy.
562
00:19:50,791 --> 00:19:51,790
- Goo.
563
00:19:51,926 --> 00:19:54,326
- Oh, no, it's not.
564
00:19:54,462 --> 00:19:55,794
[dramatic sting]
565
00:19:55,930 --> 00:19:57,796
I called my friend
at the Hall of Records.
566
00:19:57,932 --> 00:20:00,599
Interestingly, there are
no marriage licenses filed
567
00:20:00,735 --> 00:20:02,935
for any of your marriages.
568
00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:05,537
Now, as you ladies may recall,
569
00:20:05,539 --> 00:20:08,274
not only was I the best man
at all of your weddings,
570
00:20:08,409 --> 00:20:10,476
but I was also
the justice of the peace.
571
00:20:10,611 --> 00:20:13,746
So I officiated over
all of your weddings.
572
00:20:13,881 --> 00:20:14,881
- I forgot that.
573
00:20:15,015 --> 00:20:16,883
- And as the officiant,
it was my duty
574
00:20:17,017 --> 00:20:19,485
to file the marriage licenses
with the county.
575
00:20:19,620 --> 00:20:21,888
Unfortunately, I had
a few too many cocktails
576
00:20:22,022 --> 00:20:25,624
at my dear friend's
various wedding ceremonies,
577
00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:27,293
and I failed to do so.
578
00:20:27,428 --> 00:20:29,695
However, I checked
my file cabinet,
579
00:20:29,830 --> 00:20:32,631
and I found these
unfiled documents
580
00:20:32,633 --> 00:20:34,967
in a file marked
"things to do."
581
00:20:35,103 --> 00:20:36,302
- Okay, wait a second.
582
00:20:36,437 --> 00:20:39,171
So even my first marriage
was unofficial?
583
00:20:39,173 --> 00:20:40,773
- Yes. And I'm sorry.
584
00:20:40,775 --> 00:20:42,508
- No, no, no, no, not at all.
585
00:20:42,643 --> 00:20:45,778
I mean, I suppose I should
thank you for your negligence.
586
00:20:45,780 --> 00:20:47,980
- Shut up, Terry.
And what does that mean?
587
00:20:47,982 --> 00:20:50,583
- It means that Eddie
was never married.
588
00:20:50,718 --> 00:20:53,452
And he is as much of a victim
as any of you.
589
00:20:53,454 --> 00:20:55,387
- Yes!
- Ugh!
590
00:20:55,523 --> 00:20:56,589
- This is incredible.
591
00:20:56,724 --> 00:20:58,124
- I'm still taking him
to court.
592
00:20:58,258 --> 00:21:00,126
- Then I'm taking these
two ladies to court.
593
00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:01,393
- I will be deported.
594
00:21:01,395 --> 00:21:03,329
- And I'll be broke. Okay.
595
00:21:03,464 --> 00:21:06,598
That's it.
I'm casting spell on you.
596
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:08,334
- [laughs] Sweet.
597
00:21:11,005 --> 00:21:14,006
- [moaning]
598
00:21:14,008 --> 00:21:15,273
- Okay, okay, okay.
599
00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:17,209
Just--let's just--
600
00:21:17,345 --> 00:21:20,078
This is all getting
very complicated, and I'm rich.
601
00:21:20,214 --> 00:21:24,016
So let's just split the sale
of the house four ways
602
00:21:24,018 --> 00:21:25,417
and call it a day.
603
00:21:25,553 --> 00:21:27,019
250,000 each, mmm?
604
00:21:27,021 --> 00:21:28,154
- Boom.
605
00:21:28,289 --> 00:21:29,956
- But I bought the house
for 250,000.
606
00:21:30,090 --> 00:21:31,824
- Great. Well, then
you'll come out even.
607
00:21:31,826 --> 00:21:33,892
- Wait, who is going to
marry me
608
00:21:33,894 --> 00:21:37,696
so I can keep my green card?
- I'll do it. You're hot.
609
00:21:37,698 --> 00:21:39,365
But I'm going to need a prenup.
610
00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:41,233
- You got it.
- Too bad Sal Green died.
611
00:21:41,369 --> 00:21:44,102
He gave Eddie a punch card
so his fifth divorce is free.
612
00:21:44,104 --> 00:21:45,371
- Oh, yeah.
- Fifth.
613
00:21:45,506 --> 00:21:47,640
He's only been
divorced three times.
614
00:21:47,775 --> 00:21:50,376
- Eddie, did you hear
about Sal Green?
615
00:21:50,511 --> 00:21:52,244
all: Yeah. We know.
He's dead.
616
00:21:52,380 --> 00:21:53,846
- Hi, Aunt Olive.
- Hi, Lucy.
617
00:21:53,982 --> 00:21:57,049
- Don't waste your time,
sweetheart. You get nothing.
618
00:21:57,185 --> 00:21:58,784
- Okay. This was fun.
619
00:21:58,919 --> 00:22:01,453
- Great to see you, Cece.
- Good to see you, Eddie
620
00:22:01,455 --> 00:22:03,121
and you.
- Oh, yeah.
621
00:22:03,123 --> 00:22:05,057
- Great to see you, Felicity.
- [speaks Swedish]
622
00:22:05,193 --> 00:22:07,560
- Bye.
- Bye, Felicity.
623
00:22:08,796 --> 00:22:12,731
- Mm. [laughs]
Look at this!
624
00:22:12,733 --> 00:22:14,400
She left 20 bucks
on the chair.
625
00:22:18,138 --> 00:22:19,605
Bye, Olive.
626
00:22:19,740 --> 00:22:22,140
- Heh. I actually think
that was my 20 bucks.
627
00:22:22,276 --> 00:22:23,542
- Ah, well, now it's hers.
628
00:22:23,678 --> 00:22:26,078
- Guys, just give up.
I'm gonna win.
629
00:22:26,214 --> 00:22:27,813
both: No way!
630
00:22:27,948 --> 00:22:29,682
- Ah, ah!
631
00:22:29,684 --> 00:22:32,951
- Listen, class starts
in 15 minutes, okay?
632
00:22:32,953 --> 00:22:35,087
We're all gonna be exhausted.
We gotta figure something out.
633
00:22:35,089 --> 00:22:37,423
[buzzer]
- Station 24, drunk man
634
00:22:37,558 --> 00:22:38,891
stuck in the shopping cart
635
00:22:39,027 --> 00:22:40,492
in the Tacomart parking lot.
- [groans]
636
00:22:40,494 --> 00:22:42,494
- 28 Oak Street.
637
00:22:42,630 --> 00:22:44,897
- Guys, let's go!
638
00:22:44,899 --> 00:22:46,432
- Okay.
- Come on, we do it fast,
639
00:22:46,567 --> 00:22:47,499
we'll be back
before the hour's up.
640
00:22:47,635 --> 00:22:49,368
- Bingo. Bango. Bongo.
641
00:22:49,503 --> 00:22:51,904
[shoes clacking]
642
00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:53,005
- Ohh!
643
00:22:54,108 --> 00:23:01,113
♪ ♪
644
00:23:03,451 --> 00:23:05,051
- TacomaFDStation24?
645
00:23:05,185 --> 00:23:07,386
- Uh, yeah.
- I'm Anita Worthy.
646
00:23:07,521 --> 00:23:09,722
You won the contest.
- Uh--
647
00:23:09,857 --> 00:23:11,790
- You didn't know?
- [laughs] No.
648
00:23:11,926 --> 00:23:13,926
But I was probably out
rescuing somebody.
649
00:23:14,062 --> 00:23:16,062
- [laughs]
I like your mustache.
650
00:23:16,196 --> 00:23:17,996
- [laughs]
What a coincidence.
651
00:23:17,998 --> 00:23:19,732
It likes you too.
- [laughs]
652
00:23:19,867 --> 00:23:23,736
Oh, my God.
What is your name?
653
00:23:23,738 --> 00:23:25,271
- I'm Eddie Penisi.
654
00:23:25,406 --> 00:23:28,074
- Mm. Anita Worthy Penisi.
655
00:23:28,208 --> 00:23:29,408
Has a nice ring to it.
656
00:23:29,543 --> 00:23:31,610
- So we're getting
married then?
657
00:23:31,612 --> 00:23:33,079
- I guess so.
658
00:23:33,213 --> 00:23:36,148
- I don't suppose you live
near Washington, do you?
659
00:23:36,284 --> 00:23:39,818
- Does Seattle count?
- [laughs] Really? Okay.
660
00:23:39,820 --> 00:23:42,288
- Hey, I am not going
through this again.
661
00:23:42,423 --> 00:23:43,822
- What?
- Number five.
662
00:23:43,824 --> 00:23:44,957
- Now technically,
it's the first.
663
00:23:45,093 --> 00:23:46,959
- [grunts]
- Oh, come on, Terry.
664
00:23:47,095 --> 00:23:47,894
- No more!
665
00:23:48,028 --> 00:23:49,662
You get to do the joke again.