1 00:00:02,350 --> 00:00:05,048 ♪ Mmmbop, ba duba dop 2 00:00:05,092 --> 00:00:08,051 ♪ Ba du bop, ba duba dop 3 00:00:08,095 --> 00:00:11,141 ♪ Dop ba du, oh yeah 4 00:00:11,185 --> 00:00:15,319 - Mm. [chuckles] - Yeah. 5 00:00:15,363 --> 00:00:18,061 - Yeah! - Yeah, yeah. 6 00:00:18,105 --> 00:00:20,846 Oh, yes, yes! 7 00:00:20,890 --> 00:00:23,066 He's got nothing. No chance! 8 00:00:23,110 --> 00:00:25,155 - Yeah. - He's got nowhere to put it. 9 00:00:25,199 --> 00:00:28,071 - No, no, he's out. - He's done, he's done. 10 00:00:28,115 --> 00:00:31,074 That's what I thought. - Hold on, hold on. 11 00:00:31,118 --> 00:00:33,076 ♪ 12 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:35,731 - Oh, oh. 13 00:00:35,774 --> 00:00:39,082 [cheering] 14 00:00:39,126 --> 00:00:42,042 - Okay. - Come on, yeah. 15 00:00:42,085 --> 00:00:45,523 - Come on, Terry. - Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah. 16 00:00:45,567 --> 00:00:46,916 - I think he's done. 17 00:00:46,959 --> 00:00:48,178 - Oh. 18 00:00:48,222 --> 00:00:51,051 - No, no, no. He's done. 19 00:00:52,269 --> 00:00:54,184 [cheering] - Yeah! 20 00:00:54,228 --> 00:00:57,361 - Yeah, I'll never let you forget this, Terry McConky! 21 00:00:57,405 --> 00:01:00,016 Never! 22 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:02,192 [Foreigner's "Hot Blooded" playing] 23 00:01:02,236 --> 00:01:05,195 All right, crank up the Foreigner. 24 00:01:05,239 --> 00:01:12,072 ♪ 25 00:01:13,116 --> 00:01:15,553 - ♪ Well I'm hot blooded 26 00:01:15,597 --> 00:01:18,208 ♪ Check it and see 27 00:01:18,252 --> 00:01:22,125 ♪ I got a fever of 103 28 00:01:22,169 --> 00:01:24,649 ♪ I'm hot blooded 29 00:01:25,302 --> 00:01:27,217 - ♪ Hook 30 00:01:27,261 --> 00:01:30,090 ♪ Got the hook and chatter 31 00:01:30,133 --> 00:01:32,135 ♪ Got the hook, ugh 32 00:01:32,179 --> 00:01:34,224 ♪ Got the hook and chatter 33 00:01:34,268 --> 00:01:36,226 ♪ Got the hook [siren blares] 34 00:01:36,270 --> 00:01:38,576 - Hey, welcome to "Hook and Chatter." 35 00:01:38,620 --> 00:01:42,580 The TFD sports podcast. Episode eight. 36 00:01:42,624 --> 00:01:45,235 - This podcast is brought to you by Alohair, 37 00:01:45,279 --> 00:01:47,933 The number two of two Hawaiian-themed 38 00:01:47,977 --> 00:01:49,587 waxing salons in Tacoma. 39 00:01:49,631 --> 00:01:52,416 From eyebrows to low brows, our deals are so good 40 00:01:52,460 --> 00:01:55,463 you'd be macadamia nuts not to come by. 41 00:01:55,506 --> 00:01:57,247 [bell blares] - Ha ha! 42 00:01:57,291 --> 00:02:00,294 First topic, LeBron, Kobe, Michael Jordan. 43 00:02:00,337 --> 00:02:02,165 Who's the best of all time? 44 00:02:02,209 --> 00:02:03,949 - None of those guys! 45 00:02:03,993 --> 00:02:06,300 It's Dirk Nowitzki, and I'll tell you guys why. 46 00:02:06,343 --> 00:02:08,302 - Wait, what? - Nowitzki? 47 00:02:08,345 --> 00:02:10,434 You're crazy, man. What are you talking about? 48 00:02:10,478 --> 00:02:12,262 - I'm trying out a new persona. 49 00:02:12,306 --> 00:02:14,003 The guy with the hot takes, the contrarian? 50 00:02:14,046 --> 00:02:16,440 - You sound crazy. - How do podcasts make money? 51 00:02:16,484 --> 00:02:18,007 - Computer, the-- - Ads. 52 00:02:18,050 --> 00:02:19,617 How do you get ads? - Having content that is-- 53 00:02:19,661 --> 00:02:21,619 - By getting subscribers. How do you get subscribers? 54 00:02:21,663 --> 00:02:24,013 - From TV. 55 00:02:24,056 --> 00:02:26,450 - Contrarianism, hot takes. 56 00:02:26,494 --> 00:02:29,279 You know, thinking outrageously outside of the box. 57 00:02:29,323 --> 00:02:31,151 - Bickering creates a fun dynamic. 58 00:02:31,194 --> 00:02:32,630 - Yeah, slamming people's good too, right? 59 00:02:32,674 --> 00:02:34,284 Especially if they don't deserve it. 60 00:02:34,328 --> 00:02:35,807 - Yeah. - Yeah. 61 00:02:35,851 --> 00:02:38,288 - Hey, we should all be hot take guys. 62 00:02:38,332 --> 00:02:39,289 - That sounds great. - Yeah! 63 00:02:39,333 --> 00:02:41,161 - No, no, no. - Ike. 64 00:02:41,204 --> 00:02:43,641 - I'm just kidding, guys. I'm being contrarian. 65 00:02:43,685 --> 00:02:46,644 I'm being a hot take guy. That's what you do, right? 66 00:02:46,688 --> 00:02:48,298 - And we're back. [horn blares] 67 00:02:48,342 --> 00:02:49,865 - Nowitzki? Are you crazy? 68 00:02:49,908 --> 00:02:51,649 He's only got one championship. 69 00:02:51,693 --> 00:02:53,303 - It doesn't matter. 70 00:02:53,347 --> 00:02:55,479 I believe he's the best, and here is why. 71 00:02:55,523 --> 00:02:57,002 First of all, he's German. 72 00:02:57,046 --> 00:02:58,221 How do you get better than Germans? 73 00:02:58,265 --> 00:03:00,832 [mellow rock music] 74 00:03:00,876 --> 00:03:02,834 - Are we really buying a boat together? 75 00:03:02,878 --> 00:03:04,836 - Yeah, you know it. 76 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:06,229 Look at this baby, huh? 77 00:03:06,273 --> 00:03:08,492 - Mm, I've always wanted a boat. 78 00:03:08,536 --> 00:03:10,190 - I came up with a great name for it. 79 00:03:10,233 --> 00:03:12,366 The Hook, Line and Sphincter. 80 00:03:12,409 --> 00:03:14,324 - Why is it always dirty with you? 81 00:03:14,368 --> 00:03:16,326 - What are you talking about? The name is hysterical. 82 00:03:16,370 --> 00:03:18,502 - Why don't we try something like, uh, like Laurels 83 00:03:18,546 --> 00:03:19,851 'cause that's what we're resting on. 84 00:03:19,895 --> 00:03:21,549 Our laurels. The Laurel. 85 00:03:21,592 --> 00:03:23,333 - Come on, Terry, live a little. 86 00:03:23,377 --> 00:03:25,205 Boat names are supposed to be naughty puns, okay? 87 00:03:25,248 --> 00:03:27,337 I got another one, The Glory Hull. 88 00:03:27,381 --> 00:03:28,860 - Ugh. - Huh? Hmm? 89 00:03:28,904 --> 00:03:30,253 - Gross. - You don't know. 90 00:03:30,297 --> 00:03:32,212 - How about The Terry Cruise? 91 00:03:32,255 --> 00:03:33,517 - You wanna name your boat after an actor? 92 00:03:33,561 --> 00:03:35,040 - What actor? - Terry Crews. 93 00:03:35,084 --> 00:03:37,042 - [sighs] It's Tom Cruise, sweetie. 94 00:03:37,086 --> 00:03:39,697 And it's a pun. Terry cruise. 95 00:03:39,741 --> 00:03:41,917 - Never mind. - Ugh, you're so dumb. 96 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:44,049 - I think it should be a fun pun. 97 00:03:44,093 --> 00:03:45,399 Yacht-Sea. 98 00:03:45,442 --> 00:03:48,358 Do you get it? Yacht-Sea. 99 00:03:48,402 --> 00:03:51,056 - Yeah. Yeah, no, we got it. S-E-A, right. 100 00:03:51,100 --> 00:03:53,363 - Um, Vicky. - Yes. 101 00:03:53,407 --> 00:03:54,538 - Eddie and I are buying the boat. 102 00:03:54,582 --> 00:03:56,540 - Mm-hmm. - So that means Eddie and I 103 00:03:56,584 --> 00:03:58,281 are gonna name the boat. 104 00:03:58,325 --> 00:04:00,109 - Oh, I'm sorry. 105 00:04:00,152 --> 00:04:03,286 Is it your name on the bank account or our name? 106 00:04:03,330 --> 00:04:05,375 Because if we're both going to buy the boat, 107 00:04:05,419 --> 00:04:07,377 we both can name it, okay? 108 00:04:07,421 --> 00:04:09,292 - Owned. [laughs] 109 00:04:09,336 --> 00:04:10,424 - All right, let's just come up with a name 110 00:04:10,467 --> 00:04:12,295 we can all agree on. 111 00:04:12,339 --> 00:04:14,558 - I got another one. Two firefighters on the ocean. 112 00:04:14,602 --> 00:04:17,909 Let's call the boat Hot Sem-- 113 00:04:17,953 --> 00:04:19,259 [horn blares] - Next up, 114 00:04:19,302 --> 00:04:21,391 tonight's MMA heavyweight title fight 115 00:04:21,435 --> 00:04:24,264 just so happens to be at our very own Tacoma Dome! 116 00:04:24,307 --> 00:04:25,439 - Bah! 117 00:04:25,482 --> 00:04:29,138 Champion Stipe Miocic versus challenger 118 00:04:29,181 --> 00:04:31,401 Bobby Ferapolis. 119 00:04:31,445 --> 00:04:33,098 Stipe is considered the greatest 120 00:04:33,142 --> 00:04:34,578 heavyweight of our time. 121 00:04:34,622 --> 00:04:36,580 How do you like his chances? 122 00:04:36,624 --> 00:04:38,278 - I give him no chance. 123 00:04:38,321 --> 00:04:41,411 I think he's gonna get KO'd in round three. 124 00:04:41,455 --> 00:04:43,283 I mean, he's clearly lost his step, 125 00:04:43,326 --> 00:04:46,286 and his footwork is a mess. [cartoony sound effects] 126 00:04:46,329 --> 00:04:48,113 - I'm gonna go one step further here, fellas. 127 00:04:48,157 --> 00:04:50,638 I say he gets knocked out in round two. 128 00:04:50,681 --> 00:04:52,161 - Oh! [horn honks, crash] 129 00:04:52,204 --> 00:04:53,771 - Guys, Stipe is so predictable. 130 00:04:53,815 --> 00:04:56,426 All he does is leg kick, leg kick, leg kick, leg kick. 131 00:04:56,470 --> 00:04:57,514 Maybe after he gets knocked out, 132 00:04:57,558 --> 00:04:59,342 he can get a job with the Rockettes. 133 00:04:59,386 --> 00:05:01,126 both: Oh! [rimshot] 134 00:05:01,170 --> 00:05:02,606 - I'll do you one better and say 135 00:05:02,650 --> 00:05:03,955 he gets knocked out in round one 136 00:05:03,999 --> 00:05:06,001 'cause he's over the hill. 137 00:05:06,044 --> 00:05:08,133 - I bet I could beat him up too. 138 00:05:08,177 --> 00:05:09,483 - I heard he's a terrible father. 139 00:05:09,526 --> 00:05:12,790 [sad trombone music] - Yeah. 140 00:05:12,834 --> 00:05:14,792 - Eddie, I don't wanna have to register as a sexual predator 141 00:05:14,836 --> 00:05:16,185 because of the name of the boat. 142 00:05:16,228 --> 00:05:18,361 - All your name ideas blow. 143 00:05:18,405 --> 00:05:20,450 Fishy Business? Come on, dude. 144 00:05:20,494 --> 00:05:23,018 - How about we call it Shrimp My Ride, 145 00:05:23,061 --> 00:05:25,150 'cause you're such a shrimp? - [snorts] 146 00:05:25,194 --> 00:05:26,674 - I'd actually be okay with that 147 00:05:26,717 --> 00:05:28,458 because it would be a constant reminder of the time 148 00:05:28,502 --> 00:05:30,199 I crushed you in that shrimp cocktail eating contest. 149 00:05:30,242 --> 00:05:33,376 - What? You never beat me eating anything. 150 00:05:33,420 --> 00:05:35,683 - I did beat you, Terry, right here in this very spot. 151 00:05:35,726 --> 00:05:37,467 And I remember 'cause it was the same day 152 00:05:37,511 --> 00:05:38,816 you went on your first date with Vicky. 153 00:05:38,860 --> 00:05:41,210 - Oh, right. - I don't think I've ever heard 154 00:05:41,253 --> 00:05:42,472 the full story about your first date. 155 00:05:42,516 --> 00:05:44,387 - Sure you have. Eddie set us up as a prank. 156 00:05:44,431 --> 00:05:45,997 - No, I know that part, 157 00:05:46,041 --> 00:05:47,651 but I've just heard like bits and pieces. 158 00:05:47,695 --> 00:05:49,218 - Well, Eddie thought we didn't have anything in common, 159 00:05:49,261 --> 00:05:51,176 but as usual, Eddie was wrong. 160 00:05:51,220 --> 00:05:53,353 He also forgot we almost went on a few dates in high school. 161 00:05:53,396 --> 00:05:55,833 - Ehh, I'm not so sure about that, honey. 162 00:05:55,877 --> 00:05:58,488 - No, I'm sure we did. - Uh, no. Nope. 163 00:05:58,532 --> 00:06:00,185 That didn't really happen. - I'm positive. 164 00:06:00,229 --> 00:06:02,405 - Oh, my God. Your memory sucks, dude. 165 00:06:02,449 --> 00:06:03,667 - I wanna hear the full story. Come on. 166 00:06:03,711 --> 00:06:05,190 - Okay. Okay. 167 00:06:05,234 --> 00:06:06,844 I remember it like it was yesterday. 168 00:06:06,888 --> 00:06:09,673 It was before Jimmy Bleeder opened Bleeder's Steakhouse. 169 00:06:09,717 --> 00:06:11,414 He had another restaurant called Pounders 170 00:06:11,458 --> 00:06:12,676 where you order food by the pound. 171 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:14,417 - Ugh. - It was pretty good. 172 00:06:14,461 --> 00:06:16,376 Well, that night I got there early, 173 00:06:16,419 --> 00:06:18,378 and I was looking pretty sharp, 174 00:06:18,421 --> 00:06:20,510 but I had some major butterflies. 175 00:06:20,554 --> 00:06:23,252 So I ordered a pound of onion rings to settle my stomach. 176 00:06:23,295 --> 00:06:24,558 And that's when I saw Vicky, 177 00:06:24,601 --> 00:06:27,212 and she looked incredible. 178 00:06:27,256 --> 00:06:28,431 - Of course, she looked incredible. 179 00:06:28,475 --> 00:06:30,215 She's a Penisi. 180 00:06:30,259 --> 00:06:33,523 - It took her a while to see me. 181 00:06:33,567 --> 00:06:35,743 But when she did, the sparks flew. 182 00:06:35,786 --> 00:06:40,530 And I gotta tell you, I made all the right moves. 183 00:06:40,574 --> 00:06:42,706 I was suave. 184 00:06:42,750 --> 00:06:44,404 I was charming. 185 00:06:44,447 --> 00:06:47,232 I was sophisticated. 186 00:06:47,276 --> 00:06:51,106 Everything was perfect, including the cuisine. 187 00:06:51,149 --> 00:06:54,283 [chuckles] 188 00:06:54,326 --> 00:06:56,241 We had a great time, except for the butterflies. 189 00:06:56,285 --> 00:06:57,721 They got the best of me. 190 00:06:57,765 --> 00:06:59,723 She ended up taking care of me, 191 00:06:59,767 --> 00:07:02,247 and that's when I knew she was the one. 192 00:07:02,291 --> 00:07:05,729 We went on six dates in three weeks. 193 00:07:05,773 --> 00:07:07,557 And the rest is history. 194 00:07:07,601 --> 00:07:09,472 - That doesn't sound like a prank at all. 195 00:07:09,516 --> 00:07:11,431 Sounds like Uncle Eddie killed it. 196 00:07:11,474 --> 00:07:13,563 - Yeah, well, I'm glad you believe in fairytales, Lucy, 197 00:07:13,607 --> 00:07:15,565 but that's not how it went down. 198 00:07:15,609 --> 00:07:18,742 Let me tell you what really happened. 199 00:07:18,786 --> 00:07:20,483 - That was the best podcast so far. 200 00:07:20,527 --> 00:07:22,485 I bet you we double our subscribers after this. 201 00:07:22,529 --> 00:07:23,791 - Cha-chingo! 202 00:07:23,834 --> 00:07:25,749 - It is out in the world. 203 00:07:25,793 --> 00:07:27,490 - That fast? - Oh, baby. 204 00:07:27,534 --> 00:07:29,797 - Oh. - Hi. I'm Rosa Roberts. 205 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:33,278 I work with Stipe Miocic, the UFC fighter. 206 00:07:33,322 --> 00:07:35,106 [laughter] 207 00:07:35,150 --> 00:07:38,762 - Yeah, and I am the monster from "Stranger Things," hi. 208 00:07:38,806 --> 00:07:40,764 - And I'm the Masked Singer. 209 00:07:40,808 --> 00:07:43,114 - Yeah, and I am the professor-- 210 00:07:43,158 --> 00:07:45,769 Hall of famer Willie Mays. 211 00:07:45,813 --> 00:07:49,120 - How can we help you? - I handle PR for Stipe. 212 00:07:49,164 --> 00:07:52,515 You may not know this, but when he's not throwing down 213 00:07:52,559 --> 00:07:54,604 in the ring, he's a firefighter. 214 00:07:54,648 --> 00:07:58,608 And when he travels, he likes to visit local fire stations. 215 00:07:58,652 --> 00:08:00,349 He's outside in the car. 216 00:08:00,392 --> 00:08:01,959 [laughter] - Okay. 217 00:08:02,003 --> 00:08:04,527 - Okay, who put you up to this? Was it Jiménez? 218 00:08:04,571 --> 00:08:05,963 - Classic Jiménez. - Yeah, I'm sure he's still 219 00:08:06,007 --> 00:08:07,530 mad at us about those murder hornets. 220 00:08:07,574 --> 00:08:10,359 [laughter] 221 00:08:10,402 --> 00:08:12,622 - Hey-yo! - Holy shit. 222 00:08:12,666 --> 00:08:15,495 - What's up Station 24? 223 00:08:16,583 --> 00:08:18,149 - Stipe. 224 00:08:18,193 --> 00:08:19,629 - Granny. - Stipe. 225 00:08:19,673 --> 00:08:21,675 - Kaponko Myawani. You can call me Andy. 226 00:08:21,718 --> 00:08:23,807 - Stipe. - Stipe. 227 00:08:23,851 --> 00:08:26,810 - Ha, that's cute. And you are Stipe too? 228 00:08:26,854 --> 00:08:28,638 - Yeah--no. Well-- 229 00:08:28,682 --> 00:08:31,206 - Anyway, you guys-- beautiful station. 230 00:08:31,249 --> 00:08:34,644 - Stipe, look, they have a podcast. 231 00:08:34,688 --> 00:08:37,517 "Hook and Chatter." I love it. 232 00:08:37,560 --> 00:08:39,649 We've got approximately 23 minutes 233 00:08:39,693 --> 00:08:41,825 if you want Stipe to do a drop. 234 00:08:41,869 --> 00:08:44,001 - Nah. - That's not necessary. 235 00:08:44,045 --> 00:08:46,177 - Ugh. I love podcasts. I have my own. 236 00:08:46,221 --> 00:08:48,528 It's called "Stipe or Not Stipe." 237 00:08:48,571 --> 00:08:52,357 Kinda like Shakespeare. [forced laughter] 238 00:08:52,401 --> 00:08:54,011 So what do you guys talk about? 239 00:08:54,055 --> 00:08:55,839 - Nothing. - Sports. 240 00:08:55,883 --> 00:08:57,537 - Ah! Sports! 241 00:08:57,580 --> 00:08:59,669 Dude, let's do it. I'm an athlete. Perfect. 242 00:08:59,713 --> 00:09:01,018 - No, don't worry about it. 243 00:09:01,062 --> 00:09:02,672 - Yeah, you don't wanna waste your time. 244 00:09:02,716 --> 00:09:04,674 - Stipe has millions of followers. 245 00:09:04,718 --> 00:09:06,546 It'll boost your podcast instantly. 246 00:09:06,589 --> 00:09:08,591 - Still, no thanks. 247 00:09:08,635 --> 00:09:10,550 - Do you not know how podcasts make money? 248 00:09:10,593 --> 00:09:12,856 - Is it from subscribers and subscribers 249 00:09:12,900 --> 00:09:14,684 or is it because of contrarianism? 250 00:09:14,728 --> 00:09:16,599 - Seriously, I would love to do it. 251 00:09:16,643 --> 00:09:18,209 - Let's take some pics, 252 00:09:18,253 --> 00:09:20,385 record the podcast, and get going. 253 00:09:20,429 --> 00:09:23,693 - Awesome. - Okay, cool. 254 00:09:23,737 --> 00:09:25,782 - We gotta delete the podcast. - I know. 255 00:09:29,743 --> 00:09:32,702 - Lucy, the Penisis are legendary pranksters. 256 00:09:32,746 --> 00:09:33,703 Vicky and I have been going head to head 257 00:09:33,747 --> 00:09:35,444 since we were kids. 258 00:09:35,487 --> 00:09:36,880 - You remember that time I made you believe 259 00:09:36,924 --> 00:09:38,926 you were gonna be on the "Wheel of Fortune? 260 00:09:38,969 --> 00:09:40,580 [laughter] 261 00:09:40,623 --> 00:09:41,624 - I was 12. 262 00:09:41,668 --> 00:09:43,060 - Oh, what an idiot. 263 00:09:43,104 --> 00:09:45,280 - But anyway, with this prank, 264 00:09:45,323 --> 00:09:47,717 I came up with the prank to end all pranks. 265 00:09:47,761 --> 00:09:52,722 I was gonna set Vicky up with the biggest buffoon I knew, 266 00:09:52,766 --> 00:09:54,637 Terrence Leslie McConky. 267 00:09:58,467 --> 00:10:00,948 And he was perfect. 268 00:10:00,991 --> 00:10:03,472 I told him I wanted to hook him up with my sister, 269 00:10:03,515 --> 00:10:06,257 and he was so excited. 270 00:10:06,301 --> 00:10:09,652 So excited he even touched my hair, which is a no-no. 271 00:10:09,696 --> 00:10:12,655 And that's when part two of my plan came into play. 272 00:10:12,699 --> 00:10:15,310 So the day of a date, I challenged Terry 273 00:10:15,353 --> 00:10:16,964 to a shrimp cocktail-eating contest 274 00:10:17,007 --> 00:10:19,923 knowing that a gut full of shrimp would make him 275 00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:22,273 even more unappealing than he already was. 276 00:10:22,317 --> 00:10:24,754 - No, hold on. That did not happen. 277 00:10:24,798 --> 00:10:26,930 - Oh, yes, it did. 278 00:10:26,974 --> 00:10:28,932 - So Vicky got to the restaurant, 279 00:10:28,976 --> 00:10:30,673 and she was looking around for the guy 280 00:10:30,717 --> 00:10:33,763 she thought I was setting her up with. 281 00:10:33,807 --> 00:10:37,811 And when she saw Terry, she looked like she ate a bug. 282 00:10:37,854 --> 00:10:39,464 - Hold on. 283 00:10:39,508 --> 00:10:40,683 How do you know how she looked? 284 00:10:40,727 --> 00:10:42,511 - I was there. - Bullshit. 285 00:10:42,554 --> 00:10:43,947 - I was. 286 00:10:43,991 --> 00:10:45,775 And I was looking real good, 287 00:10:45,819 --> 00:10:48,125 with the clothes, the mustache, 288 00:10:48,169 --> 00:10:52,347 the drink, the hair, but none of that mattered, 289 00:10:52,390 --> 00:10:54,479 'cause once that shrimp cocktail kicked in, 290 00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:57,787 all hell broke loose. 291 00:10:57,831 --> 00:10:59,876 [screaming] 292 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:07,884 - I did not puke. 293 00:11:07,928 --> 00:11:10,017 - Yes, you did. Vicky, back me up. 294 00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:11,801 - Yeah, you puked. - Ba-boom! 295 00:11:11,845 --> 00:11:13,498 - All right, maybe I got a little bit sick, 296 00:11:13,542 --> 00:11:14,717 but Eddie was not there 297 00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:16,371 and I did not lose a shrimp-eating contest. 298 00:11:16,414 --> 00:11:17,807 - I don't understand. 299 00:11:17,851 --> 00:11:18,852 Why would you do that to your friend? 300 00:11:18,895 --> 00:11:20,331 - We weren't friends. 301 00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:21,550 - What did you say? 302 00:11:21,593 --> 00:11:23,813 - We weren't friends. 303 00:11:23,857 --> 00:11:26,381 - [gasps] 304 00:11:26,424 --> 00:11:28,992 - And this is our briefing room. 305 00:11:29,036 --> 00:11:30,820 - Looks just like my briefing room. 306 00:11:30,864 --> 00:11:32,996 This is where your chief stands and says, 307 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:34,998 "Do I make myself clear?" 308 00:11:35,042 --> 00:11:37,348 - That's it. - I love it. Exactly. 309 00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:39,524 - That's exactly how he does it every time. 310 00:11:39,568 --> 00:11:40,743 - Should we follow you, Granny? 311 00:11:40,787 --> 00:11:44,007 - No, I'm just going to the bathroom. 312 00:11:44,051 --> 00:11:46,836 - Perfect, it's a good time for Stipe to go too. 313 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:48,708 - Ooh, good idea. 314 00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:50,013 - Then we'll do the podcast and get going. 315 00:11:50,057 --> 00:11:51,841 - To the bathroom. Hey, when we leave... 316 00:11:51,885 --> 00:11:53,756 - You guys gotta delete this. 317 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,018 - But I don't know how to do that. 318 00:11:55,062 --> 00:11:56,759 - I don't know how to do it either. 319 00:11:56,803 --> 00:11:58,195 - Yo, Granny, come on, nature calls. 320 00:11:58,239 --> 00:12:01,851 Whoo-yeah! [laughter] 321 00:12:01,895 --> 00:12:04,854 - Went to our first Mariners game together in seventh grade. 322 00:12:04,898 --> 00:12:06,726 - It was a school field trip. There were like 200 kids there. 323 00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:08,205 - You were the best man at my wedding. 324 00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:10,033 - Family obligation. Vicky kinda made me. 325 00:12:10,077 --> 00:12:11,556 - Oh, come on Uncle Eddie. 326 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,080 I've heard plenty of stories of you guys, 327 00:12:13,123 --> 00:12:15,038 and they all sound like the premise of a buddy film. 328 00:12:15,082 --> 00:12:17,040 - Name one. - "Bad Boys," 329 00:12:17,084 --> 00:12:19,782 "Beverly Hills Cop," "Lethal Weapon." 330 00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:21,871 - You're not dumb, are you? You're joking, right? 331 00:12:21,915 --> 00:12:24,787 - He saved your life. - And I lost a nut doing it. 332 00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:26,571 - Yes, and while I feel your pain there, 333 00:12:26,615 --> 00:12:27,877 that still didn't make us friends. 334 00:12:27,921 --> 00:12:30,053 - Okay, fine. We're not buying a boat together. 335 00:12:30,097 --> 00:12:31,576 - Fine. - Fine. 336 00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:34,057 - Fine. - Fine. 337 00:12:34,101 --> 00:12:38,061 - Hey, just got to clear some space for memory. 338 00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:39,802 - Better, man. I could talk all day. 339 00:12:39,846 --> 00:12:42,892 - Yeah, Stipe uses up mad gigabytes. 340 00:12:42,936 --> 00:12:44,938 - Friends call me "Mr. Gigs." - Oh. 341 00:12:44,981 --> 00:12:46,591 - For all the mad gigabytes I use. 342 00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:48,071 [computer chimes] - There it is. 343 00:12:48,115 --> 00:12:50,595 What needed to be deleted is deleted. 344 00:12:50,639 --> 00:12:52,075 - So you cleared up the memory? - I did. 345 00:12:52,119 --> 00:12:54,817 - All the memories have been deleted. 346 00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:58,255 - We are good. - Yeah. 347 00:12:58,299 --> 00:13:00,910 - Wow, man, you guys are serious about your drive space. 348 00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:02,607 - Yeah. - All right, let's do this! 349 00:13:02,651 --> 00:13:04,435 [all vocalizing] 350 00:13:04,479 --> 00:13:06,089 All right, ladies and gentlemen, 351 00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:10,093 welcome to another episode of the "Hook and Chatter." 352 00:13:10,137 --> 00:13:11,921 - Brought to you by Alohair. 353 00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:13,836 - Tonight, we have a very special guest for you. 354 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:16,491 You may know him as a UFC heavyweight champion, 355 00:13:16,534 --> 00:13:18,928 but we know him as a firefighter. 356 00:13:18,972 --> 00:13:21,104 - And I know you guys as my brothers. 357 00:13:21,148 --> 00:13:23,106 - Thanks, man. - Man. 358 00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:26,109 - Give it up for Stipe Miocic. 359 00:13:26,153 --> 00:13:27,850 - Hey now! [crowd cheers] 360 00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:31,114 - So Stipe, you are in Tacoma for your big fight tonight. 361 00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:32,855 Are you ready for it? - So ready. 362 00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:34,117 - I just wanna jump in here and say 363 00:13:34,161 --> 00:13:35,858 I think you're a great dad. 364 00:13:35,902 --> 00:13:37,294 I mean, some people might say otherwise, 365 00:13:37,338 --> 00:13:38,818 I don't know why they would do that. 366 00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:40,689 I would never personally say something like that. 367 00:13:40,732 --> 00:13:42,299 But just so we're clear on that. 368 00:13:42,343 --> 00:13:43,866 You ready for the fight? 369 00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:44,954 - Hell, yeah, I am. Hey, listen, 370 00:13:44,998 --> 00:13:46,826 I'm hanging with my new best friends. 371 00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:48,871 - Oh, hey! [crowd cheers, horn blares] 372 00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:51,134 He's talking about us. - Hey. 373 00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:53,833 [laughter] 374 00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:56,966 - You are unreal, man! - Oh, gosh. 375 00:13:57,010 --> 00:13:59,708 - All right, guys, hey, I gonna get going, 376 00:13:59,751 --> 00:14:00,970 but I wanna hear your predictions for tonight. 377 00:14:01,014 --> 00:14:02,885 - Oh, well, you're definitely gonna win. 378 00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:04,495 KO in the third round. 379 00:14:04,539 --> 00:14:06,149 - I'll go one step further 380 00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:07,847 and say you'll put him to sleep in round two, champ. 381 00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:11,154 - Excuse me. Hot take, round one. 382 00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:13,678 - I love it. I love it. - Thank you, Stipe. 383 00:14:13,722 --> 00:14:16,159 Good luck tonight on the fight, and thank you out there 384 00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:21,164 for listening to another episode of "Hook and Chatter." 385 00:14:21,208 --> 00:14:22,731 [siren blares, bell rings] - Thanks so much. 386 00:14:22,774 --> 00:14:25,038 - Ah, man, you were great. - That was so fun. 387 00:14:25,081 --> 00:14:29,172 Hey, brothers, I'd go into a fire with you anytime. 388 00:14:29,216 --> 00:14:32,001 - Come here, man. - Buddy. 389 00:14:32,045 --> 00:14:34,917 - Oh, man. - Man! Ah! 390 00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:38,181 - Granny, Andy, Little Stipe, 391 00:14:38,225 --> 00:14:43,012 parting is such sweet sorrow. 392 00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:44,709 [grunts] - Ah. 393 00:14:44,753 --> 00:14:47,016 [gentle music] 394 00:14:47,060 --> 00:14:50,019 - All right. - Yeah. 395 00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:51,194 - Cool. 396 00:14:51,238 --> 00:14:52,935 - I love you guys. 397 00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:54,894 - Hey, go get him, champ! 398 00:14:57,592 --> 00:14:59,550 - For a guy who punches people in the face for a living, 399 00:14:59,594 --> 00:15:01,596 he's a really, really nice guy. 400 00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:03,206 - Right? Nice. - I know. 401 00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:04,729 I feel so guilty for everything we said about him. 402 00:15:04,773 --> 00:15:06,035 - Right. 403 00:15:06,079 --> 00:15:08,037 - Stipe taught me something today, 404 00:15:08,081 --> 00:15:10,213 and now I'm a better person. 405 00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:12,389 - He has that effect on all of us. 406 00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:15,044 Son of a bitch. 407 00:15:15,088 --> 00:15:18,221 - Come here. [sobbing] 408 00:15:18,265 --> 00:15:20,963 - I love you guys. - I love you guys. 409 00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:23,226 I was really scared. [all sobbing] 410 00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:26,229 I was really nervous. [all sobbing] 411 00:15:26,273 --> 00:15:28,928 - Okay, you're not Lucy's godfather anymore. 412 00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:30,233 - Oh, really? - And you're not her uncle. 413 00:15:30,277 --> 00:15:32,061 - Hold on. 414 00:15:32,105 --> 00:15:33,410 - Well, Terry, you can't really declare that. 415 00:15:33,454 --> 00:15:35,282 - I can and I did. - Okay. Knock it off. 416 00:15:35,325 --> 00:15:37,066 - But he said we're not friends. 417 00:15:37,110 --> 00:15:38,763 - He's just trying to push your buttons. 418 00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:42,419 Now, both of you have a seat, and I am going to tell 419 00:15:42,463 --> 00:15:45,292 the story of what really happened. 420 00:15:45,335 --> 00:15:46,641 - We should take the rest of the shift off 421 00:15:46,684 --> 00:15:47,947 and actually go to the fight. 422 00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:49,252 And hang out with him afterwards. 423 00:15:49,296 --> 00:15:50,427 - Dude's been training for months. 424 00:15:50,471 --> 00:15:52,299 He's probably ready to party. 425 00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:54,083 - Hey, we should offer to pay the change fee for his flight 426 00:15:54,127 --> 00:15:55,780 and take him out to the engine house 427 00:15:55,824 --> 00:15:57,608 for like beer wings and shuffleboard and stuff. 428 00:15:57,652 --> 00:15:59,262 - A whole night on the town. - Yeah, he'd probably love it. 429 00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:01,090 - It's Stipe. - No way. 430 00:16:01,134 --> 00:16:02,439 - Ha-ha, dude! - Hey man, 431 00:16:02,483 --> 00:16:04,093 you're on speakerphone. How are you doing? 432 00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:06,008 - What's up, man? We're all here, my brother. 433 00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:08,271 - I just wanna let you know that Rosa downloaded 434 00:16:08,315 --> 00:16:10,970 your last podcast for me while we were taking pictures. 435 00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:12,841 My left is slow? 436 00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:14,016 - What? - My footwork sucks? 437 00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:15,800 I should join the Rockettes? 438 00:16:15,844 --> 00:16:18,151 - No, no, no, no. - I'm a terrible father? 439 00:16:18,194 --> 00:16:20,109 - That was a hot take. - I've got a hot take. 440 00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:21,981 You're fucking dead! 441 00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:23,286 I'm coming back to kick your asses! 442 00:16:23,330 --> 00:16:25,114 - Put it away. Put it away. 443 00:16:25,158 --> 00:16:26,986 - I told you a podcast was a bad idea. 444 00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:29,118 - Just wait, I can't think straight. 445 00:16:29,162 --> 00:16:30,685 Is that a hot take? 446 00:16:34,384 --> 00:16:35,995 - I should have seen it coming. 447 00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:37,300 Eddie said he set me up 448 00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:40,695 with the hottest probie at 24, Dak Blunt. 449 00:16:40,738 --> 00:16:42,131 - Did I say hottest? I meant sweatiest. 450 00:16:42,175 --> 00:16:43,698 - You thought Dak Blunt was hot? 451 00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:46,309 - But I did marry him. Settle down. 452 00:16:46,353 --> 00:16:49,182 I wasn't a fan of Pounders, but I went, 453 00:16:49,225 --> 00:16:51,140 and when I walked in, 454 00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:53,490 the first thing I saw was Eddie's friend. 455 00:16:53,534 --> 00:16:56,145 - He wasn't my friend. - Okay, yeah, we get it. 456 00:16:56,189 --> 00:16:59,018 Anyway, the guy was finishing off a pound of onion rings, 457 00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:01,020 and ehh, I didn't wanna make it weird, 458 00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:05,328 so I avoided eye contact while I looked for my date. 459 00:17:05,372 --> 00:17:09,332 But then I saw Eddie. He was behind a plant. 460 00:17:09,376 --> 00:17:12,074 And you had that stupid mullet. 461 00:17:12,118 --> 00:17:14,511 - If by mullet you mean my sweet ass pompadour, 462 00:17:14,555 --> 00:17:16,339 then yeah, it was a mullet. 463 00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:19,255 - And I realized I'd been duped. 464 00:17:21,388 --> 00:17:23,085 - Cap! Cap! Cap! Cap! - So sorry to interrupt-- 465 00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:25,174 - Can we have the rest of the day off? 466 00:17:25,218 --> 00:17:27,176 Just the rest of the day off? - Hey, you know better. 467 00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:29,178 You're in the middle of a shift, go roll some hoses. 468 00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:32,094 - Ah! This way, this way. 469 00:17:32,138 --> 00:17:35,402 - Anyway... 470 00:17:35,445 --> 00:17:37,360 I knew that Eddie thought he had pulled off 471 00:17:37,404 --> 00:17:39,101 this epic prank. 472 00:17:41,582 --> 00:17:43,410 So decided to enjoy myself. 473 00:17:43,453 --> 00:17:46,761 - [mouthing words] 474 00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:48,545 - And then your father puked. 475 00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:50,373 - You didn't enjoy our first date? 476 00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:52,071 - No, Terry, you puked up 477 00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:55,117 like a hundred shrimp and a pound of onion rings. 478 00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:56,205 - How could you even eat onion rings 479 00:17:56,249 --> 00:17:57,902 after you ate all that shrimp? 480 00:17:57,946 --> 00:17:59,208 - What do you eat to settle your stomach? 481 00:17:59,252 --> 00:18:00,775 - I don't. 482 00:18:00,818 --> 00:18:02,255 - How do you not remember the shrimp-eating contest? 483 00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:04,213 - Oh, you know what? I do you remember it now. 484 00:18:04,257 --> 00:18:05,910 I won. [chuckles] 485 00:18:05,954 --> 00:18:08,130 - [grumbles] - I also realized 486 00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:10,393 that the only way to get back at Eddie 487 00:18:10,437 --> 00:18:13,135 was to go on a second date, and a third, fourth, 488 00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:16,399 fifth, sixth, whatever it took to ruin the prank. 489 00:18:16,443 --> 00:18:18,227 - Hold on. How far did this go? 490 00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:20,142 Was I born as a result of you trying to ruin Eddie's prank? 491 00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:23,276 - No, I ended up enjoying myself on the second date. 492 00:18:23,319 --> 00:18:26,757 And after the third date, it wasn't about Eddie anymore. 493 00:18:26,801 --> 00:18:29,978 I was looking forward to spending time with your father. 494 00:18:30,021 --> 00:18:33,155 I thought he was sweet and funny. 495 00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:34,765 - So would you say it was 496 00:18:34,809 --> 00:18:36,985 a love-after-the-third-date kind of thing? 497 00:18:37,028 --> 00:18:39,248 - I thought it was love after the sixth date. 498 00:18:39,292 --> 00:18:41,424 - Wait, was that the first night we-- 499 00:18:41,468 --> 00:18:43,426 [chuckles] - Oh, God. 500 00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:46,429 - Stop it. - Yes. Yes, it was. 501 00:18:46,473 --> 00:18:48,605 That was the night I found out 502 00:18:48,649 --> 00:18:53,175 what a phenomenal and generous lover Terry was. 503 00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:56,439 - Oh, Mom, so gross. - Disgusting. 504 00:18:56,483 --> 00:18:58,267 - Guess what. 505 00:18:58,311 --> 00:18:59,442 He still is. 506 00:18:59,486 --> 00:19:01,792 - Oh. Oh, God. - Ugh. 507 00:19:01,836 --> 00:19:03,794 - Hm. - [chuckles] 508 00:19:03,838 --> 00:19:07,450 [both vocalizing] 509 00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:11,280 [gentle music] 510 00:19:11,324 --> 00:19:13,630 - Do you think the three of us could take him together? 511 00:19:13,674 --> 00:19:15,197 - There's only one way to find out, 512 00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:16,807 but I don't wanna find out. 513 00:19:16,851 --> 00:19:18,157 - Should one of us look to see if he's here? 514 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,636 - No way. - "Rock Paper Scissors." 515 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:21,160 - Okay, okay, okay. 516 00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:25,294 - One, two, three, shoot. 517 00:19:25,338 --> 00:19:27,296 - Hey boys. [both screaming] 518 00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:29,646 - Oh, God! Wait, wait, wait, wait. 519 00:19:29,690 --> 00:19:32,475 - Dude, it's all just one big misunderstanding, okay? 520 00:19:32,519 --> 00:19:34,303 - You broke my heart! 521 00:19:34,347 --> 00:19:36,218 - We didn't mean any of it. We were just being contrarian. 522 00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:39,308 - It's time for night-night! [all screaming] 523 00:19:39,352 --> 00:19:41,223 - Seems like the joke is really on you, Uncle Eddie. 524 00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:43,312 You set them up and all these years later, 525 00:19:43,356 --> 00:19:45,053 they're still in love. 526 00:19:45,096 --> 00:19:47,490 - Yeah, you're welcome. You wouldn't exist without me. 527 00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:50,493 - I think it's safe to say Eddie's prank backfired on him. 528 00:19:50,537 --> 00:19:52,539 - Still better than anything you ever pulled. 529 00:19:52,582 --> 00:19:54,323 - Is that what you think? - Yeah. 530 00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:57,326 - Luce, Let me tell you about another one. 531 00:19:57,370 --> 00:20:02,331 A few years later, I had a Swedish hairstylist. 532 00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:05,856 She was great at hair, but she was a horrible person. 533 00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:10,209 She was here on a work visa, and she wanted to trap a man 534 00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:14,691 and marry him, so she could get a green card. 535 00:20:14,735 --> 00:20:16,519 - You didn't. - I did. 536 00:20:16,563 --> 00:20:21,568 I knew you couldn't pass up on a tall, blonde, 537 00:20:21,611 --> 00:20:23,700 beautiful Swedish woman. 538 00:20:23,744 --> 00:20:27,269 So I set you up. And then what happened? 539 00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:29,706 - I married her. - You married her. 540 00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:31,360 - Aunt Ulsa? 541 00:20:31,404 --> 00:20:33,057 She's the reason I love lutefisk. 542 00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:34,537 - Me too. 543 00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:36,409 - And after she got the green card, 544 00:20:36,452 --> 00:20:38,541 what happened? 545 00:20:38,585 --> 00:20:41,370 - She divorced me and took half my money. 546 00:20:41,414 --> 00:20:44,286 - [laughs] 547 00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:46,375 - She was a great hairdresser. 548 00:20:46,419 --> 00:20:51,075 And that was a great prank. 549 00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:53,382 [laughs] Oh, my God. 550 00:20:53,426 --> 00:20:55,558 - Holy shit. 551 00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:59,258 - Oh, oh, oh, and while you two were bickering 552 00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:03,262 over whether or not you were friends, I bought the boat. 553 00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:04,915 With my money. 554 00:21:04,959 --> 00:21:09,093 You're welcome to join me on the Yeah Buoy 555 00:21:09,137 --> 00:21:10,747 anytime you want. 556 00:21:10,791 --> 00:21:13,141 - Oh, no, you didn't. 557 00:21:13,184 --> 00:21:15,622 [laughs] 558 00:21:15,665 --> 00:21:17,972 - It's a good name. - Not the hair. 559 00:21:18,015 --> 00:21:19,452 - B-U-O-Y. 560 00:21:19,495 --> 00:21:20,931 - Love you, Mom. 561 00:21:20,975 --> 00:21:22,977 - Bye, babe. - Wow. 562 00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:26,285 But still, the burning question remains. 563 00:21:28,156 --> 00:21:30,158 Who can really eat the most shrimp? 564 00:21:37,470 --> 00:21:38,471 - Mm. 565 00:21:38,514 --> 00:21:40,647 Ahh. 566 00:21:40,690 --> 00:21:43,345 [chuckles] 567 00:21:43,389 --> 00:21:45,129 - Oh, you don't look so good, Terry. 568 00:21:45,173 --> 00:21:47,131 - I feel great. - You gonna quit? 569 00:21:47,175 --> 00:21:49,351 'Cause I'm not. - I like my shrimp extra veiny. 570 00:21:49,395 --> 00:21:50,787 - So do I. 571 00:21:50,831 --> 00:21:52,354 That's where the taste comes from, bitch. 572 00:21:52,398 --> 00:21:54,661 - Stipe Miocic is pounding Bobby Ferapolis 573 00:21:54,704 --> 00:21:56,619 with his left hook. 574 00:21:56,663 --> 00:21:58,317 You can tell he got some extra practice-- 575 00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,449 - Are you guys ever gonna tell me what happened? 576 00:22:00,493 --> 00:22:01,798 - [groans] 577 00:22:01,842 --> 00:22:04,148 I told you, Luce, he beat us up. 578 00:22:04,192 --> 00:22:05,628 - You're sticking with the story 579 00:22:05,672 --> 00:22:07,630 that the UFC heavyweight champion came here 580 00:22:07,674 --> 00:22:09,806 and kicked your ass? 581 00:22:09,850 --> 00:22:12,635 - Yeah. - If you say so. 582 00:22:12,679 --> 00:22:14,463 - He's got a fire in his eyes. 583 00:22:14,507 --> 00:22:16,639 - Man, he's got shitty footwork. 584 00:22:16,683 --> 00:22:18,685 - Don't say that. - Mm. 585 00:22:18,728 --> 00:22:21,514 They keep getting better. 586 00:22:21,557 --> 00:22:24,343 You okay? Do you wanna stop? 587 00:22:24,386 --> 00:22:25,648 - [groans softly] 588 00:22:25,692 --> 00:22:27,868 - Oh. 589 00:22:29,696 --> 00:22:32,655 - Oh, God. - Oh, yes! 590 00:22:32,699 --> 00:22:34,831 Yes! [chuckles] 591 00:22:34,875 --> 00:22:37,399 I will never let you forget this, Terry McConky. 592 00:22:37,443 --> 00:22:38,531 Never! Ha-ha! 593 00:22:38,574 --> 00:22:41,403 [relaxing music] 594 00:22:41,447 --> 00:22:48,410 ♪ 595 00:22:51,718 --> 00:22:54,198 - Go. - I'm going. 596 00:22:54,242 --> 00:22:57,027 - It's your turn. - I know whose turn it is. 597 00:22:57,071 --> 00:22:58,377 I'm concentrating. 598 00:22:58,420 --> 00:23:00,030 - Does your fly help you concentrate? 599 00:23:00,074 --> 00:23:02,250 - Yeah, it does. Getting air to the other brain. 600 00:23:02,293 --> 00:23:04,034 - [grumbling] 601 00:23:04,078 --> 00:23:06,254 - [wails] - [growls] 602 00:23:06,297 --> 00:23:08,691 - [laughs] - Ah! 603 00:23:08,735 --> 00:23:10,693 - That reminds me of when I beat you in the shrimp cocktail 604 00:23:10,737 --> 00:23:13,435 eating contest twice. 605 00:23:13,479 --> 00:23:15,394 - You never beat me eating anything. 606 00:23:15,437 --> 00:23:17,439 - Damnit, Terry! Yes, I did. 607 00:23:17,483 --> 00:23:20,442 [relaxing music] 608 00:23:20,486 --> 00:23:27,406 ♪ 609 00:23:28,755 --> 00:23:30,539 - Two. 610 00:23:30,583 --> 00:23:33,586 - [grunting softly] 611 00:23:36,502 --> 00:23:39,113 - Would you like me to cut your shrimp into smaller pieces 612 00:23:39,156 --> 00:23:40,723 so it'll be easier to chew? 613 00:23:40,767 --> 00:23:43,073 - No! - Ah-ah. 614 00:23:43,117 --> 00:23:44,423 - Okay. 615 00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:47,469 - Oh, watch the hair! - 616 00:23:47,513 --> 00:23:49,471 I need a nap. 617 00:23:49,515 --> 00:23:51,255 - You give up? 618 00:23:51,299 --> 00:23:54,433 - I give up. - [laughs] Again. 619 00:23:54,476 --> 00:23:56,260 - I'm gonna go watch "Judge Jenny Jr." 620 00:23:56,304 --> 00:23:58,480 - Oh, I'm coming with. I'm coming with. 621 00:23:58,524 --> 00:24:00,569 Whoa. Hey, hey. 622 00:24:00,613 --> 00:24:03,485 Hey, hey, hey! 623 00:24:03,529 --> 00:24:05,095 Hey! 624 00:24:05,139 --> 00:24:06,488 Oh, my sciatica!