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- Engine 24, Rescue 42,
35112 Mott Street.
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Man hit by truck
in his garage.
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- Engine 24 responding.
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- Hurry, he's bleeding badly.
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- Uh, dispatch said
he was hit by a truck.
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- He was.
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all: Oh.
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- That's--we thought
you meant a truck, truck.
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- I said toy truck
on the phone.
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- With dispatch,
you gotta speak real slow.
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- And who threw the toy truck?
- Diego threw the truck.
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- Is Diego your son?
- No, that's Diego.
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- Oh!
- Oh, my gosh!
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- Hi, Diego.
- Hi.
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- So cute.
Congratulations.
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Hey, what kind of monkey
is Diego anyway?
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- A capuchin.
- No, thanks, I'm fine.
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Had a couple of cups earlier.
What kind of monkey is Diego?
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- A capuchin.
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- Oh, boy.
No, thank you. I'm fine.
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- And why did Diego
throw the toy truck?
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- He's been cranky lately.
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You never know
what's gonna set him off.
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Sometimes it's a guy
with a dumb face
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and beady eyes.
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- Lucky there's
none of them around here.
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- What?
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- Hello.
Whee, whoo, boo.
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- Oh, it's not locked.
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Oops, oh,
he's actually coming out.
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Hey, buddy, you're okay.
He looks mad.
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Oh, ow!
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Oh, hey!
Oh!
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Ha-ha!
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Oh!
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- Dispatch,
I got a firefighter down.
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Hit by a car...
- Ow!
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- And a truck...
- Ah!
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- And a plane...
- Ow!
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- And, ooh, the shoe missed.
- Ow!
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- This quiche I made
is the bomb.
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- Ooh.
- Oh, yeah?
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- Looks like it has gobs
of cheese in it, guys.
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- It does.
You gotta try it.
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It's noice.
- Mmm, this is noice.
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- Here, let me get into that.
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Ooh, no-ho-ho-hoice!
- Mm-hmm.
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- I could eat gobs of this.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Heyo!
- Hey.
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- I just got all my shifts
covered for the next two weeks,
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so now I can go to Fuego Fest.
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- Noice.
Who you going with?
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- My new boyfriend, Miles.
- Miles Longpeter?
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- That's his name.
Don't wear it out.
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- Wait, who's playing
at Fuego Fest this year?
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- Tarzan Milkshake, Cornshaver,
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Bingbingbingbing Dingdingding,
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Dense Baby, L'il Ridonkadonk.
- Whoa, that is gobs o' bands.
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- Why do you
keep saying "gobs"?
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- I'm working
on my brain, Granny.
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I got this new
word of the day app
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from "Brainy AF" magazine.
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Basically, they give you
a word each day
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that you're supposed to use.
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Today's word is "gobs,"
G-O-B-S.
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And it means "a lot,"
so I'm trying to use it
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gobs of times.
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- Well, I look forward to
hearing more of your new words.
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- Thanks, I get one
every day, so...
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- Oh, speaking of ridonkadonk,
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Lucy, you gotta try
the quiche I made.
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It's noice.
- It is noice.
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- Okay.
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Oh, shit.
That is ridonkadonk.
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- Right?
Come on, Andy.
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You gotta try it out.
It's noice.
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- Noice.
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- Man, what is wrong with you?
Cap worked hard on that quiche.
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- Well, you were snoring
like a motorcycle last night,
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so I didn't get
an ounce of sleep.
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- Earplugs, kid.
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I use 'em
so I don't wake myself up.
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- I had earplugs.
They just don't work.
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- I go earplugs
and head under the pillow.
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- Well, a few stations
have a snore room
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for the loud snorers,
and I think we should
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invest in one 'cause I can't
take this much longer, Cap.
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- He can, like,
barely talk, he's so tired.
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- What are you talking about?
I'm talking at my normal--
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- Holy crap, I'm starving.
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I've been on the phone
all morning.
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Hey, quiche.
- Yeah, get in there.
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- Look at this.
- Uh-huh.
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Yeah, it's noice, isn't it?
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- That is noice.
- Noice.
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- So listen,
I just got off the phone
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with the city
health department.
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Turns out the guy
with the monkey
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was an exotic pets dealer.
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He smuggled the monkey
into the country,
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and they think
it has simian flu.
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- Oh, noice.
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Oh, wait, is that bad?
- Well, it can be.
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The guy got sick in the ER,
so they had to quarantine him.
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Now they want me to consider
a 14-day quarantine for us.
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- At home or in the station?
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- They'd prefer we contain it
in the station,
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but it depends on who had
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direct contact
with the monkey.
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So did any of you
touch the monkey?
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- Uh...
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- Ah, damn it,
of course you did.
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You guys can't stay away
from furry things.
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That's why I hate animals.
Animals carry disease.
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- Cats don't.
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- Cat scratch fever,
and they give pink eye.
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- Pink eye,
what are you talking about?
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Whose side are you on?
- What are the sides?
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- More importantly,
what kind of exposure
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did you guys have?
Any sneezing or coughing?
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Close talking, spittle?
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- Does everybody eating
off the same fork count?
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- Shit.
- Okay, you know what?
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I think you're
overreacting, Chief.
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Quarantine's expensive.
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Tons of overtime,
plus we have to divert manpower
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to other stations.
Not worth it.
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- Well, hold on, guys.
This could be kind of cool.
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Like a slumber party
or something, you know?
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- You literally sleep here
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every time you walk
into the station.
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- This is
a different circumstance.
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We'll be together,
like, doing all the stuff
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that we want to do.
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We can make forts
with the pillows.
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- It would be a two-week
paid station vacation.
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- No, we are not doing this.
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I have a hairdressing
appointment at the salon
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that I had to make
three months in advance.
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I'm the captain of this crew.
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You and I
need to confer privately.
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- No need.
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Based on the information,
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I'm putting us in quarantine.
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- Oh, come on.
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Ugh, damn it!
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- This is great 'cause I'm
able to work on this novel
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that I've been talking about
for so long now.
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- Bro,
nobody reads books anymore.
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Welcome to the 20th century.
- Okay.
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- I'm gonna do 300 squats
every day of quarantine
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so I come out of here
with an ass
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like Captain America, baby.
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- Yeah.
- Ooh.
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- And I guess I'm gonna learn
how to bake bread.
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- As long as it doesn't
make you grumpy.
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People are no fun
when they are grumpy.
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- Is that a new word, Ike?
- Yeah, "grumpy."
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- Huh.
- G-R-U-M-P-Y.
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It means not fun to be around,
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just, like,
always in a bad mood.
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Like, "I'm grumpy."
- Yeah, I know what it means.
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Can I see the app real quick?
- Yeah, check it out.
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- All right.
- It's on "grumpy" right now.
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- Oh, yeah,
the word of the day app.
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Huh, it's at
elementary school level.
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- What?
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Wow, kids are smart
nowadays, huh?
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- Hmm, you know what?
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I'm actually gonna upgrade you
to middle school
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so you can get oodles smarter,
okay?
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- Oh, oodles.
- Yeah.
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- Not a word, but okay.
- Hey, guys.
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There isn't a lot
about simian flu in humans,
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but Checkipedia says symptoms
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include fever,
cough, and sneezing.
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It's airborne,
so coughing and sneezing
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are the main way it spreads.
- Huh.
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- Hey, I heard that people get
the tension of quarantine out
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by doing primal screams.
Should we try one?
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- Yeah, sure, why not?
- Oh, yeah.
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- Okay, three, two, one.
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- What the hell's
going on in here?
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- Just some
primal scream therapy.
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- Well, warn me next time,
would you?
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Oh!
- Whoa.
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- Hey, look at this stuff
people are dropping off.
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Look, we got video games, DVDs,
three trays of lasagna.
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- Give me some lasagna!
- She loves lasagna.
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- Oh, look at this!
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This is
the new Reba McEntire CD.
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She does a duet on here
with Leigh Weigh,
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gives me goose bumps.
- You always have goose bumps.
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You're like
a supermarket turkey.
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- You know what?
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You have to get over
being mad at me.
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- Maybe I will when
the McConky quarantine's over.
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- Ah, whatever.
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Hey, who wants
to play tetherball?
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- I do,
and I'm gonna kick your ass.
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- All right, okay, all right,
you made your point.
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- Have some of that, Warden.
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- Whoa, Cap, doesn't sound
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like you're being
too cordial over there.
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- Come on, just serve.
Let's go.
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- Hey, you know
what would be fun?
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Maybe we can do a sideburn
growing competition
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where the person who grows
the weakest sideburns
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over the quarantine
has to buy everybody drinks
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once this is done?
- In.
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- Cordially in.
- I guess I better be in.
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- I'm in too.
- You sure about that, Chiefy?
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You've only got,
like, 12 hair holes
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in your entire face.
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Okay, come on, let's go.
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- Whoa, sick vest, babe.
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Hopefully I can get
out of here pretty soon
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and I can make it
to Fuego Fest.
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- I gave your pass
to my pal Slocko.
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- Maybe I can still go.
- Yeah, but probably not.
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Hey, mushrooms
are kicking in right now.
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I need to roll.
Later, girl!
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Slocko, did you shit
your pants already?
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- Bye.
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Man, Miles just gave away
my pass to Fuego Fest.
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- Who's Miles?
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- My boyfriend,
Miles Longpeter.
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- Miles Longpeter?
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There's something
about that name
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that leaves a bad taste
in my mouth.
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- Doesn't sound like he's being
too cordial either.
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- Hey, is Reba McEntire playing
that Fuego Festival?
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- I don't think
she could make it this year.
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- I saw her at Rebapalooza
in 2003.
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She was awesome.
- Oh, she played Rebapalooza?
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- Yeah, yeah,
she was the headliner.
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- Oh, check this out.
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Males over 40
are the least likely
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to catch simian flu
from a monkey or another human.
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa,
young people
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are more susceptible to this
than older people?
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I'm out of here.
243
00:08:54,925 --> 00:08:56,710
- Hey, hey, no, no, no, okay.
You're not going anywhere.
244
00:08:56,753 --> 00:08:58,668
- Oh, you want another shot
at the title?
245
00:08:58,712 --> 00:09:00,017
- Yeah, I want a piece.
Come on, let's go.
246
00:09:00,061 --> 00:09:02,542
- All right,
this one is for my hairdo.
247
00:09:05,457 --> 00:09:07,111
Good book.
248
00:09:07,155 --> 00:09:08,852
- Hey, Captain.
- What's up?
249
00:09:08,896 --> 00:09:10,462
- You respect
the chain of command
250
00:09:10,506 --> 00:09:11,986
in the station, right?
- Yeah.
251
00:09:12,029 --> 00:09:13,857
That's why I'm allowing myself
to be imprisoned
252
00:09:13,901 --> 00:09:16,033
even though you imposed this
on us without consulting me.
253
00:09:16,077 --> 00:09:18,209
- Well, your chief needs a bed.
254
00:09:18,253 --> 00:09:21,386
- You see the sign on the door?
Captain's Quarters.
255
00:09:21,430 --> 00:09:23,301
You have a sign like that.
It says "Chief's Office."
256
00:09:23,345 --> 00:09:24,607
Go sleep there.
257
00:09:24,651 --> 00:09:26,609
You can have
all the wild sex dreams
258
00:09:26,653 --> 00:09:28,219
about Reba McEntire
that your heart desires.
259
00:09:28,263 --> 00:09:30,178
- Do not sully
the name of Reba McEntire.
260
00:09:30,221 --> 00:09:31,745
That woman
is a national treasure.
261
00:09:31,788 --> 00:09:34,356
Now, move over.
There's plenty of room.
262
00:09:34,399 --> 00:09:35,618
You got a nice bed here.
Come on.
263
00:09:35,662 --> 00:09:37,533
Oh.
- Whoa!
264
00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:38,882
Are you kidding?
265
00:09:38,926 --> 00:09:40,449
- Hey, what are you doing?
Get off my side.
266
00:09:40,492 --> 00:09:41,972
- Does that happen every time?
- Get over to your side.
267
00:09:42,016 --> 00:09:43,844
What are you doing?
268
00:09:43,887 --> 00:09:46,237
- How does my sister do it?
- Just move over.
269
00:09:46,281 --> 00:09:47,674
- I am moved over.
270
00:09:47,717 --> 00:09:49,110
- You got the whole side
of the bed over there.
271
00:09:49,153 --> 00:09:50,546
- It's hard because
gravity's pulling me.
272
00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:51,939
- How's that?
- It's great.
273
00:09:51,982 --> 00:09:54,115
FYI, Terry, I still like
to sleep in the nude.
274
00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:56,596
Here.
275
00:09:57,292 --> 00:09:59,599
Can you put those over there?
- Ugh.
276
00:09:59,642 --> 00:10:01,209
- Okay.
277
00:10:01,252 --> 00:10:03,428
- FYI, I like to eat a sandwich
before I go to bed.
278
00:10:03,472 --> 00:10:06,562
And this is my favorite--
pastrami, pickles, cheese,
279
00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,129
mustard, onions.
280
00:10:08,172 --> 00:10:10,218
This is the combo that makes me
the most gaseous,
281
00:10:10,261 --> 00:10:12,394
and while I'm sleeping,
I'll sweat it out.
282
00:10:14,570 --> 00:10:17,268
Mmm, want a bite?
- No, thanks.
283
00:10:17,312 --> 00:10:19,270
- Are you gonna
turn the light out?
284
00:10:19,314 --> 00:10:20,750
- Are you gonna eat
in the dark?
285
00:10:20,794 --> 00:10:22,317
- Yeah, I know
where my mouth is.
286
00:10:26,495 --> 00:10:27,801
- It wouldn't be so bad
287
00:10:27,844 --> 00:10:29,411
if he didn't sleep
with his eyes open.
288
00:10:33,154 --> 00:10:36,244
- I can't take
14 nights of this.
289
00:10:57,700 --> 00:10:59,833
- Okay, Terry, you want a war?
290
00:10:59,876 --> 00:11:02,487
I'll give you
a war you won't believe.
291
00:11:20,505 --> 00:11:21,811
- Morning.
292
00:11:21,855 --> 00:11:23,291
Did you get
any sleep last night?
293
00:11:23,334 --> 00:11:25,293
- Not a wink.
What is it, day eight or nine?
294
00:11:25,336 --> 00:11:26,729
- Pretty sure
it's only day eight.
295
00:11:28,209 --> 00:11:29,776
- We gotta get that snore room
ready for Granny,
296
00:11:29,819 --> 00:11:31,342
or I'm gonna die.
297
00:11:31,386 --> 00:11:32,692
- I'll help.
298
00:11:42,614 --> 00:11:43,703
- Yeah!
- Whoo!
299
00:11:57,151 --> 00:11:58,979
Snorage room.
300
00:11:59,022 --> 00:12:00,850
- Dude, look at this photo
of Station 24
301
00:12:00,894 --> 00:12:02,547
from, like, 100 years ago.
302
00:12:02,591 --> 00:12:03,984
I'm pretty sure that is my
303
00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:06,551
great-great-great-grandfather
Luigi Penisi.
304
00:12:06,595 --> 00:12:10,207
- Oh, Luigi.
- This is cool.
305
00:12:10,251 --> 00:12:12,296
I'm gonna go hang this up
in the briefing room.
306
00:12:12,340 --> 00:12:13,733
- Okay.
307
00:12:15,604 --> 00:12:18,563
Snorage.
308
00:12:20,087 --> 00:12:22,393
- Oh, thank you, ladies.
309
00:12:22,437 --> 00:12:25,222
I am attempting
a new character here,
310
00:12:25,266 --> 00:12:27,790
so give me a "whoop, whoop"
if you like it.
311
00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:30,227
- Whoop, whoop!
Whoop, whoop!
312
00:12:30,271 --> 00:12:32,403
- I am going to attempt
to dance for you
313
00:12:32,447 --> 00:12:35,842
every single day,
so hit me up on Cashmo.
314
00:12:35,885 --> 00:12:38,322
- "Attempt,"
that's one of your new words?
315
00:12:38,366 --> 00:12:42,936
- Uh-huh, I'm attempting
to use it gobs of times.
316
00:12:42,979 --> 00:12:45,677
- Congratulations, man.
- Hey, check it out, boys.
317
00:12:45,721 --> 00:12:47,157
I'm getting better.
318
00:12:47,201 --> 00:12:49,333
Should start calling me
Breddie Penisi.
319
00:12:49,377 --> 00:12:50,552
Thank you.
320
00:12:50,595 --> 00:12:52,380
I'll be here all week
and next week too.
321
00:12:52,423 --> 00:12:56,427
- Smells awesome, Cap.
I'm attempted to take a bite.
322
00:12:56,471 --> 00:12:58,473
- Dude, that's not how you--
- No, no, no, I know.
323
00:12:58,516 --> 00:12:59,822
I'm not gonna
actually take a bite.
324
00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:01,432
It's for later.
I get it.
325
00:13:01,476 --> 00:13:04,522
- Snore room is good to go.
- Oh, that's great.
326
00:13:04,566 --> 00:13:06,263
I hope you have fun
sleeping in there.
327
00:13:06,307 --> 00:13:07,612
- No, it's not for me.
328
00:13:07,656 --> 00:13:09,092
- It's not?
- Hi, boo.
329
00:13:09,136 --> 00:13:10,790
- Hey, bae!
330
00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:12,095
- Hey, what's good, Chiefy?
331
00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:13,662
- More gifts
from the outside world.
332
00:13:13,705 --> 00:13:14,968
- Oh.
- It's new stuff?
333
00:13:15,011 --> 00:13:16,056
- Yeah.
- Wow.
334
00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:17,884
Your left sideburn is weak.
335
00:13:17,927 --> 00:13:19,450
- What?
336
00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:21,409
- The right side of my face
is where all my T is.
337
00:13:21,452 --> 00:13:23,150
- What does that mean?
- You know what it means.
338
00:13:23,193 --> 00:13:24,804
I still have my right nut,
so all my testosterone
339
00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:27,415
is on my right side,
hence the good right sideburn
340
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:28,503
and the weak left one.
341
00:13:28,546 --> 00:13:29,939
- Chief, use this time
to brush up
342
00:13:29,983 --> 00:13:31,419
on your biology, man.
343
00:13:31,462 --> 00:13:34,857
- Hey, um, if you wanted
to have some phone sex,
344
00:13:34,901 --> 00:13:36,554
I could sneak away.
345
00:13:36,598 --> 00:13:38,426
- Oh, Tentwiper's
taking the stage right now!
346
00:13:38,469 --> 00:13:40,080
I gotta roll.
Later, girl.
347
00:13:40,123 --> 00:13:41,821
- Lucy again?
- Yeah, dude, I know.
348
00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:44,214
She's so fucking annoying.
- Okay.
349
00:13:44,258 --> 00:13:45,825
- More Molly?
Sure!
350
00:13:45,868 --> 00:13:47,696
- Ugh.
- Another PlayStation 5?
351
00:13:47,739 --> 00:13:49,350
- Whoa!
- Body powder.
352
00:13:49,393 --> 00:13:50,873
- Yeah, it's good
for the crotch.
353
00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:52,919
- Oh, tons of lasagna.
- Huh?
354
00:13:52,962 --> 00:13:54,181
- Yeah, I could go
for some lasagna.
355
00:13:54,224 --> 00:13:56,009
- Yeah.
- What's this bad boy?
356
00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:58,489
- She's so sad.
- Ooh, "lukid" dream mask.
357
00:13:58,533 --> 00:14:00,970
- Are you--lucid dream mask.
- Lucid dream mask.
358
00:14:01,014 --> 00:14:02,754
That's what I said.
Shut up, Andy.
359
00:14:02,798 --> 00:14:04,104
- I've heard of those things.
360
00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:05,975
They do, like,
sensory stimulation
361
00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:07,672
so you can manipulate
your dreams.
362
00:14:07,716 --> 00:14:09,152
Like, you can download
all kinds
363
00:14:09,196 --> 00:14:11,241
of different scenarios
and even celebrities.
364
00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:14,027
- Oh, like boat ride
with Sir Patrick Stewart.
365
00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:15,506
- Sure, if that's your thing.
366
00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:17,378
- Ooh, I could rake leaves
with Keanu Reeves.
367
00:14:17,421 --> 00:14:20,163
- Heyo,
here's new simian flu info.
368
00:14:20,207 --> 00:14:22,557
They've discovered the group
that's the lowest at risk,
369
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:25,603
Italian men under 5'9".
- Say what, now?
370
00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:27,431
- It says, "The density
of their T levels
371
00:14:27,475 --> 00:14:29,520
"packed into
their smaller bodies
372
00:14:29,564 --> 00:14:32,175
provides the best immunity."
- That makes total sense.
373
00:14:32,219 --> 00:14:33,611
- Oh, yeah.
- I'm going home.
374
00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:35,439
Take it eas'.
- No, no, no, no, no.
375
00:14:35,483 --> 00:14:37,311
You're not going anywhere.
- Do not tell me what to do.
376
00:14:37,354 --> 00:14:38,921
You made this call
without consulting me,
377
00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:40,531
and now you're sleeping
in my bed.
378
00:14:40,575 --> 00:14:43,578
Meanwhile, as an Italian man
just slightly over 40
379
00:14:43,621 --> 00:14:47,147
and just a hair under 5'9",
I'm the least at risk.
380
00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:50,063
It's day three here,
and no one is even sick.
381
00:14:52,761 --> 00:14:54,763
Ugh, sorry.
- Whoa.
382
00:14:54,806 --> 00:14:57,418
- What?
What?
383
00:14:57,461 --> 00:15:00,029
It's allergy season!
Stop!
384
00:15:00,073 --> 00:15:01,378
- We gotta put you
in double quarantine.
385
00:15:01,422 --> 00:15:03,728
- You're being grumpy!
Grumpy!
386
00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:05,948
Ah, guys!
- Sorry, dude.
387
00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:07,558
- G-R-U-M--
388
00:15:08,864 --> 00:15:10,605
- Well, looks like
I'll be sleeping
389
00:15:10,648 --> 00:15:11,736
in the bunk room.
390
00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:26,664
- Ugh.
391
00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:31,582
- Just had to get my sammy.
392
00:15:31,626 --> 00:15:33,236
You're getting used
to it now, right?
393
00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:34,803
- Oh.
394
00:15:34,846 --> 00:15:36,065
- Oh.
- Come on.
395
00:15:36,109 --> 00:15:38,111
Never get used to that.
- Oh.
396
00:15:38,154 --> 00:15:39,590
Thanks for
warming it up for me.
397
00:15:39,634 --> 00:15:41,941
- Oh, that's all right.
You just take your time.
398
00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:44,334
I'm gonna try out
this lucid dreamer mask.
399
00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:45,988
I'm gonna control
my dreams tonight.
400
00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:47,120
- Dreamer mask?
- Oh, yeah.
401
00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:48,991
You remember this thing?
Look.
402
00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:53,256
Sports, nature, history,
and, of course, sex.
403
00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:56,781
Oh, by the way,
I downloaded Reba McEntire.
404
00:15:56,825 --> 00:15:57,869
- What?
405
00:15:57,913 --> 00:15:59,393
Oh, yeah.
406
00:16:00,350 --> 00:16:01,699
- Come on.
Really?
407
00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:03,963
- No, it's good.
You get used to it, right?
408
00:16:07,444 --> 00:16:11,361
- Oh, you're right, Reba.
I am "shexshually generoush."
409
00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:13,407
Do me a favor
and just say "citrus."
410
00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:16,497
"Shitrush."
411
00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:19,326
Your "accshent ish sho shilly."
412
00:16:19,369 --> 00:16:22,764
You wanna shit on my face?
- Oh, come on.
413
00:16:22,807 --> 00:16:25,549
- Oh, sit on my face.
- Shut up. God.
414
00:16:25,593 --> 00:16:28,857
- Oh, I didn't understand you
'cause of your "accshent."
415
00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:34,384
- No, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
416
00:16:40,347 --> 00:16:43,219
- Hey, Andy, getting some
good work done in here?
417
00:16:44,351 --> 00:16:46,048
There's some nice weather
rolling in out there.
418
00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:48,007
- What do you want me
to do about it?
419
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:49,573
- Okay, well, tell you what.
420
00:16:49,617 --> 00:16:51,227
Maybe I'll go
grab some sandwiches.
421
00:16:51,271 --> 00:16:53,055
I'll come back later,
and you could let me read
422
00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:54,317
some of what you're writing.
423
00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:57,625
- We're gonna make a new rule.
424
00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:00,758
When I'm in here
425
00:17:00,802 --> 00:17:04,501
and you hear me typing
426
00:17:04,545 --> 00:17:07,983
or whatever the fuck
you hear me doing,
427
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,072
that means I'm working.
428
00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:14,511
That means don't come in!
429
00:17:14,555 --> 00:17:17,297
You think
you can handle that, Terry?
430
00:17:19,995 --> 00:17:21,518
- What did you just say to me?
431
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:24,695
- Sorry, Chief.
432
00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:26,697
Oh, I'm just--I'm just
so sleep-deprived,
433
00:17:26,741 --> 00:17:28,177
I don't know what's happening!
I'm so sorry!
434
00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:30,875
- Toilet duty!
- I'm sorry!
435
00:17:30,919 --> 00:17:33,356
I'm losing it, man.
436
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,108
- Wonder what kind of food
they have
437
00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:47,544
in the B and C shift fridge.
438
00:17:47,588 --> 00:17:49,068
- Don't even think
about it, Luce.
439
00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:50,808
Never touch
another shift's fridge.
440
00:17:50,852 --> 00:17:52,071
- Whatever.
441
00:17:54,725 --> 00:17:56,727
Bet you there's
some good shit in here.
442
00:17:59,121 --> 00:18:00,122
- Lucy.
- What?
443
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:01,471
- Back up.
Back up.
444
00:18:01,515 --> 00:18:03,299
Back, back, back, back,
back, back, back.
445
00:18:04,257 --> 00:18:05,867
We gotta get rid of Granny.
446
00:18:07,477 --> 00:18:08,913
His snoring is killing me.
447
00:18:08,957 --> 00:18:10,524
- What'd you have in mind?
448
00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:12,700
- I think we put him
in double quarantine.
449
00:18:12,743 --> 00:18:15,485
- How?
- We gotta get him to sneeze.
450
00:18:15,529 --> 00:18:17,400
And then I'll take care
of the rest.
451
00:18:17,444 --> 00:18:19,707
- What does take care
of the rest mean?
452
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:22,579
- I'm just at the beginning
of this process, okay?
453
00:18:22,623 --> 00:18:25,016
- What's the matter?
454
00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:27,584
- I just got off the phone
with the health department.
455
00:18:27,628 --> 00:18:31,240
Diego the monkey's dead,
and they don't know why.
456
00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:34,069
They're extending
our quarantine...indefinitely.
457
00:18:37,072 --> 00:18:38,900
- Damn it!
458
00:18:38,943 --> 00:18:41,120
- My whole crew is going nuts,
459
00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:44,035
and my hair situation
is bullshit.
460
00:19:06,406 --> 00:19:09,713
Eddie?
461
00:19:18,418 --> 00:19:20,681
- Everybody wake up!
- What--what is it?
462
00:19:20,724 --> 00:19:23,945
- Eddie's gone.
He broke quarantine.
463
00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:38,264
- Get it!
Get it!
464
00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:39,482
Get it!
Go on, girl!
465
00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:41,441
Yeah, hit that thing!
466
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,879
- Yes!
467
00:19:44,922 --> 00:19:47,838
- Psst! Hey, Myawani!
468
00:19:47,882 --> 00:19:52,103
Hey, over here!
At the picture!
469
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,204
Myawani, hey!
470
00:20:07,597 --> 00:20:09,077
Pepper!
471
00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:10,687
- What?
- Pepper.
472
00:20:10,731 --> 00:20:12,298
- You're speaking too softly.
473
00:20:12,341 --> 00:20:13,864
- Pepper!
474
00:20:13,908 --> 00:20:15,692
Hey, shut up-a you face-a!
475
00:20:15,736 --> 00:20:17,999
I'm-a trying to take a photo.
- Sorry, Cap.
476
00:20:18,042 --> 00:20:22,264
- I'm-a gonna be a big-a
Hollywood-a star-a someday.
477
00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:25,049
- Pepper.
478
00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:30,011
- Lucy, Lucy!
Break it!
479
00:20:31,926 --> 00:20:32,927
- Damn lock!
480
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,844
Damn Fuego Fest!
481
00:20:36,887 --> 00:20:38,889
Damn Slocko!
482
00:20:41,849 --> 00:20:44,504
Here's Myawani!
483
00:20:44,547 --> 00:20:46,897
- Oh!
484
00:20:46,941 --> 00:20:49,248
Whoo, give it to me!
485
00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:52,294
- Lasagna?
- What the fuck?
486
00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:54,514
Open the other one!
- Yes, yes, yes!
487
00:20:54,557 --> 00:20:56,951
- Yes, yes, yes, yes!
488
00:20:56,994 --> 00:20:58,387
- Great hit!
489
00:20:58,431 --> 00:21:01,477
- Brie!
- Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho, snap.
490
00:21:05,220 --> 00:21:09,268
- Breddie Penisi.
- Yes!
491
00:21:10,747 --> 00:21:12,096
- Oh, God.
492
00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:14,751
- Pepper.
493
00:21:14,795 --> 00:21:16,275
- Mmm.
494
00:21:26,023 --> 00:21:28,243
- Granny's got the fever.
495
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:29,462
- But it was just one sneeze!
496
00:21:29,505 --> 00:21:31,290
- Hey, better safe
than sorry, okay?
497
00:21:33,857 --> 00:21:36,338
- Oh, salutations.
498
00:21:36,382 --> 00:21:37,948
Are you desisting
your pervicacity
499
00:21:37,992 --> 00:21:39,298
and acquitting me?
- Sorry, what?
500
00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:40,603
- Am I emancipated,
501
00:21:40,647 --> 00:21:42,431
or am I still
immured sempiternally?
502
00:21:42,475 --> 00:21:43,780
Yea or nay?
503
00:21:43,824 --> 00:21:45,260
- Ike, what happened
to you in here?
504
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:46,522
- Oh, I upgraded
my word of the day
505
00:21:46,566 --> 00:21:48,959
to graduate level, so...
- Oh.
506
00:21:49,003 --> 00:21:50,613
- Sorry, buddy,
double quarantine.
507
00:21:50,657 --> 00:21:52,093
- No way!
- Hey.
508
00:21:52,136 --> 00:21:53,486
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
what's going on here?
509
00:21:53,529 --> 00:21:54,965
- Oh, Granny's sick,
510
00:21:55,009 --> 00:21:56,184
so I'm putting him
in quarantine with Ike.
511
00:21:56,227 --> 00:21:57,751
- Hi, hi, hi.
512
00:21:57,794 --> 00:22:00,014
- Hey!
513
00:22:00,057 --> 00:22:03,147
- Eddie, you better not
have gotten your hair done.
514
00:22:03,191 --> 00:22:04,453
- Look at my sideburns.
515
00:22:04,497 --> 00:22:05,976
Does it look like
I got my hair done?
516
00:22:06,020 --> 00:22:08,327
No, I went and got CPAP masks
for my snorers.
517
00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:09,850
- Oh.
518
00:22:09,893 --> 00:22:11,286
- Noise-canceling headphones
for Lucy and Andy.
519
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:12,635
- Noice.
- Hey, thanks.
520
00:22:12,679 --> 00:22:14,289
- Toilet paper
for everybody except me
521
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,247
because I've got a bidet.
522
00:22:16,291 --> 00:22:20,034
Some Progaine for your
prepubescent-ass left sideburn.
523
00:22:20,077 --> 00:22:22,950
And a little medium ash brown
for the kid.
524
00:22:22,993 --> 00:22:24,995
- Eddie,
that was irresponsible.
525
00:22:25,039 --> 00:22:26,388
- I did it for my crew,
526
00:22:26,432 --> 00:22:27,824
and I wore my SCBA
the whole time.
527
00:22:27,868 --> 00:22:29,348
- Oh.
528
00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:31,828
- Cap, what was it like
out there?
529
00:22:32,742 --> 00:22:34,178
Lucy, it was more wonderful
530
00:22:34,222 --> 00:22:35,571
than you
could possibly imagine.
531
00:22:36,877 --> 00:22:38,748
I felt the warm sun on my face.
532
00:22:38,792 --> 00:22:41,969
It smelled like black
cottonwoods were in bloom.
533
00:22:42,012 --> 00:22:44,493
- Hey, that was
the city health department.
534
00:22:44,537 --> 00:22:46,365
The test results
came back negative.
535
00:22:46,408 --> 00:22:48,497
Simian flu was a false alarm.
536
00:22:48,541 --> 00:22:50,194
Quarantine is over!
537
00:22:54,721 --> 00:22:56,287
- We're back.
- Oh.
538
00:22:56,331 --> 00:22:58,377
- By the way, while I was
out there in the real world,
539
00:22:58,420 --> 00:23:00,204
I went home, and I fed my cat.
540
00:23:00,248 --> 00:23:01,771
Andy, she's got pink eye.
541
00:23:01,815 --> 00:23:03,382
- Told you.
- Wait a minute.
542
00:23:03,425 --> 00:23:04,861
That's extremely contagious,
you guys.
543
00:23:04,905 --> 00:23:06,385
We should probably quarantine.
544
00:23:09,605 --> 00:23:12,434
- I'm serious.
We should quarantine again.
545
00:23:22,096 --> 00:23:23,097
- Good night, everyone!
546
00:23:23,140 --> 00:23:24,185
- Nighty-night!
547
00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:27,231
- Good night.
- Good night.
548
00:23:37,285 --> 00:23:39,418
- God.
549
00:23:39,461 --> 00:23:41,507
- No, no, no, don't itch it.
Don't itch it. Don't itch it.
550
00:23:41,550 --> 00:23:44,597
- Right, right, sorry, sorry.
551
00:23:46,599 --> 00:23:48,514
- Night.
- Good night.
552
00:23:50,733 --> 00:23:52,735
Oh!
553
00:23:52,779 --> 00:23:54,563
What the hell?
I set it to Reba.
554
00:23:54,607 --> 00:23:57,392
- Hey, Terry, I uploaded
my photo to the mask.
555
00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:59,960
Enjoy.
556
00:24:00,003 --> 00:24:02,092
- Eddie!
- Oh.
557
00:24:02,136 --> 00:24:04,094
- Ugh.