1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:05,001 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:10,694 --> 00:00:12,106 What the hell? 3 00:00:12,131 --> 00:00:13,647 How does this even happen? 4 00:00:13,672 --> 00:00:15,228 Single puncture wound to the abdomen. 5 00:00:15,253 --> 00:00:17,085 We need to stop this bleeding ASAP. 6 00:00:17,110 --> 00:00:19,722 Don't help me. Help the dummy. 7 00:00:19,747 --> 00:00:21,211 Make sure he's okay. 8 00:00:21,394 --> 00:00:23,045 I'm-I'm just gonna grab it. 9 00:00:23,775 --> 00:00:26,687 Never move an injured person. 10 00:00:26,712 --> 00:00:29,011 - He's right. - Ike, it's not alive. 11 00:00:29,036 --> 00:00:31,274 Does the blonde know mouth to mouth. 12 00:00:31,299 --> 00:00:32,308 Watch it, dummy! 13 00:00:32,333 --> 00:00:33,967 Both of you, stop talking to the dummy. 14 00:00:33,992 --> 00:00:35,227 Sir, what happened here? 15 00:00:35,252 --> 00:00:37,355 - It was an accident. - Isn't it obvious. 16 00:00:37,380 --> 00:00:39,973 He stabbed himself and now he's trying to blame me. 17 00:00:39,998 --> 00:00:41,004 Why are you holding the knife then? 18 00:00:41,028 --> 00:00:42,403 Ike, stop talking to the dummy. 19 00:00:42,428 --> 00:00:43,529 His pulse is dropping. 20 00:00:43,554 --> 00:00:44,779 Lucy, get the heart monitor ready. 21 00:00:44,803 --> 00:00:46,806 - Help my dummy. - Don't get agitated, sir. 22 00:00:46,839 --> 00:00:48,997 Give him CPR! He needs CPR! 23 00:00:49,022 --> 00:00:50,562 Ike, I need this guy to calm down, okay? 24 00:00:50,586 --> 00:00:52,086 - Give the dummy CPR. - What? 25 00:00:52,111 --> 00:00:53,379 Tell him it's gonna be okay. 26 00:00:53,404 --> 00:00:55,170 Hey, it's... it's gonna... It's gonna be okay. 27 00:00:55,194 --> 00:00:57,567 Ike, give the dummy CPR. Andy, talk to the dummy. 28 00:00:57,592 --> 00:00:59,046 I don't wanna talk to a dummy. 29 00:00:59,071 --> 00:01:00,843 Lucy, had me the lead so I can hook this guy up. 30 00:01:00,867 --> 00:01:03,772 Hey, dummy, everything is gonna be okay. 31 00:01:03,797 --> 00:01:05,768 Ike is my friend. He's gonna give you... 32 00:01:05,793 --> 00:01:07,682 We're performing CPR. It's gonna be fine. 33 00:01:07,707 --> 00:01:09,762 It'll be okay. Go, go, go, go. 34 00:01:09,787 --> 00:01:11,024 Go. 35 00:01:11,730 --> 00:01:13,203 - Ah. - Yeah. 36 00:01:13,228 --> 00:01:15,033 Oh, I'm much better now. 37 00:01:16,124 --> 00:01:18,248 Oh, the mouth hole. The mouth hole. 38 00:01:18,273 --> 00:01:20,171 Relax. Stay relaxed. 39 00:01:20,196 --> 00:01:21,395 He's gonna do it again. Relax. 40 00:01:21,419 --> 00:01:22,499 I need both of you. 41 00:01:22,524 --> 00:01:25,573 What in the horrifying fuck? 42 00:01:25,598 --> 00:01:27,098 I don't know. 43 00:01:27,331 --> 00:01:28,722 Oh, my God, we're losing him. 44 00:01:28,747 --> 00:01:30,550 - Lucy, prepare the paddles. - Oh, shit. 45 00:01:32,977 --> 00:01:34,709 - Pinch his dick. - Oh. 46 00:01:34,734 --> 00:01:36,616 Yeah, give it a pinch. 47 00:01:36,641 --> 00:01:38,841 - It'll wake him up. - What the hell? 48 00:01:41,591 --> 00:01:43,083 Oops, sorry, you guys. 49 00:01:43,108 --> 00:01:44,664 A malfunction. He's still alive. 50 00:01:44,689 --> 00:01:45,895 No shit. 51 00:01:47,049 --> 00:01:48,517 You almost pinched his dick. 52 00:01:48,542 --> 00:01:50,173 - I was not gonna pinch his dick. - No, you were close. 53 00:01:50,197 --> 00:01:51,198 I'm just gonna take the knife. 54 00:01:51,222 --> 00:01:52,698 - Touch it and die! - Whoo. 55 00:02:14,794 --> 00:02:16,446 Wow, big storm. 56 00:02:16,471 --> 00:02:18,463 - Supposed to go all day. - Yeah? 57 00:02:18,488 --> 00:02:19,695 Hey, you guys wanna play a game? 58 00:02:19,719 --> 00:02:20,878 Hey, let's start a new show. 59 00:02:20,903 --> 00:02:22,889 Bet you we could binge our way through a few episodes. 60 00:02:22,913 --> 00:02:24,017 Let's watch "Queer Beer." 61 00:02:24,042 --> 00:02:25,885 It's about those fabulous guys that own a brewery. 62 00:02:25,909 --> 00:02:27,561 I watched the first season. It's pretty good. 63 00:02:27,585 --> 00:02:29,078 How 'bout "Fresno Fire"? 64 00:02:29,103 --> 00:02:31,485 Nah, sitcoms about firemen are lame. 65 00:02:31,510 --> 00:02:33,439 There's maybe one fire per season, 66 00:02:33,464 --> 00:02:35,092 and there's a black guy, an Asian guy, 67 00:02:35,117 --> 00:02:37,319 a woman, one dude who you don't realize is Latin, 68 00:02:37,344 --> 00:02:39,169 a bunch of white people, you know what I mean? 69 00:02:39,194 --> 00:02:41,417 Hmm, hey, we could jump back into "Montana Bush." 70 00:02:41,442 --> 00:02:43,062 No, I don't love nature shows. 71 00:02:43,087 --> 00:02:44,509 Thought that show was about something else. 72 00:02:44,533 --> 00:02:45,747 - What? - Teenage pop star 73 00:02:45,772 --> 00:02:47,319 who was a landscaper. 74 00:02:47,344 --> 00:02:49,281 - That's impossible. - Ooh, you guys! 75 00:02:49,306 --> 00:02:53,126 How about "Mrs. Winchester?" 76 00:02:53,151 --> 00:02:54,946 - Never heard of it. What's that? - Oh, that's a British show. 77 00:02:54,970 --> 00:02:56,750 No! No foreign language stuff. 78 00:02:56,775 --> 00:02:58,005 Hold on, hold on, just listen. 79 00:02:58,030 --> 00:02:59,968 "As Britain enters World War II, 80 00:02:59,993 --> 00:03:02,890 "one woman makes a difference, Mrs. Winchester. 81 00:03:02,915 --> 00:03:05,314 "This small-town nurse is determined to tend 82 00:03:05,339 --> 00:03:08,683 to Briarfield Township while also solving crimes!" 83 00:03:08,708 --> 00:03:10,701 Mrs. Lamechester. 84 00:03:10,726 --> 00:03:12,506 What's with you and these British shows anyway? 85 00:03:12,530 --> 00:03:14,627 They're critically acclaimed and strongly acted. 86 00:03:14,652 --> 00:03:15,655 Really quite bully. 87 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:17,882 That show sounds like bully-shit. 88 00:03:21,406 --> 00:03:25,448 ♪ Well I missed the things that I used to do ♪ 89 00:03:25,473 --> 00:03:29,444 ♪ So I went and bought me a bag of chew ♪ 90 00:03:29,469 --> 00:03:33,539 ♪ Hocked in my truck without a care ♪ 91 00:03:33,564 --> 00:03:37,302 ♪ And drove it through the sassafras air ♪ 92 00:03:37,327 --> 00:03:40,030 God, sassafras air. So colorful. 93 00:03:40,055 --> 00:03:41,963 - ♪ Oh yeah ♪ - Oh. 94 00:03:41,988 --> 00:03:43,220 We need to talk. 95 00:03:43,244 --> 00:03:44,285 Hey, do you like country music? 96 00:03:44,309 --> 00:03:45,734 - Not particularly. - I've been getting 97 00:03:45,758 --> 00:03:47,209 - into it lately. - Uh, listen... 98 00:03:47,234 --> 00:03:48,828 Lyrics tell such great stories, 99 00:03:48,853 --> 00:03:50,655 about memories and days gone by, 100 00:03:50,688 --> 00:03:52,109 especially this band Leigh Weigh. 101 00:03:52,134 --> 00:03:54,144 - Have you heard of them? - No. But Chief... 102 00:03:54,169 --> 00:03:56,122 - They're my new favorite band. - Awesome. 103 00:03:56,147 --> 00:03:58,076 You should write about it in your yearbook. 104 00:03:58,101 --> 00:04:00,205 We have a problem. There's a firefighter blog 105 00:04:00,230 --> 00:04:02,175 coming from this station that's sharing 106 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:03,835 a lot of dirty laundry on the Internet. 107 00:04:03,869 --> 00:04:05,600 A blog? From my station? 108 00:04:05,625 --> 00:04:07,999 Tacoma Station 24. Look for yourself. 109 00:04:08,024 --> 00:04:10,150 Search for "Fired up in Tacoma." 110 00:04:10,175 --> 00:04:11,806 - Really? - I'm sure you're aware 111 00:04:11,831 --> 00:04:14,110 we have a zero-tolerance policy on social media 112 00:04:14,135 --> 00:04:15,673 by municipal employees. 113 00:04:15,698 --> 00:04:16,716 Hey. 114 00:04:16,741 --> 00:04:19,330 - Station 24, "A" shift. - Mm-hmm. 115 00:04:19,355 --> 00:04:21,161 I can't see my guys doing this. 116 00:04:21,186 --> 00:04:23,430 Oh, look at this, "Our chief is an authoritarian, 117 00:04:23,455 --> 00:04:24,645 overweight blowhard." 118 00:04:24,670 --> 00:04:26,900 Well, there you go, it couldn't possibly be my station. 119 00:04:28,751 --> 00:04:31,471 Yep, well, we don't need this stuff out in the open. 120 00:04:31,496 --> 00:04:32,962 It's already racking up a lot of views. 121 00:04:32,986 --> 00:04:34,074 Put a stop to it. 122 00:04:34,099 --> 00:04:35,308 Okay, well, I'll tell you what. 123 00:04:35,332 --> 00:04:37,173 I don't think it's us, but I will sniff around. 124 00:04:37,410 --> 00:04:38,843 Thanks. 125 00:04:38,868 --> 00:04:41,733 Mrs. Winchester, whatever is the bother? 126 00:04:41,758 --> 00:04:45,219 Lord Hastings, we both know the bloom on the rose 127 00:04:45,244 --> 00:04:47,513 is oft not wet. 128 00:04:48,768 --> 00:04:49,867 What does that mean? 129 00:04:49,892 --> 00:04:51,417 Things aren't always what they seem. 130 00:04:51,442 --> 00:04:53,661 And then she and Lord Hastings are related? 131 00:04:53,686 --> 00:04:55,271 - Shh. - No, I just don't understand 132 00:04:55,296 --> 00:04:56,296 the relationships, man. 133 00:04:56,321 --> 00:04:58,139 - Just watch then. - I'm just lost. 134 00:04:58,164 --> 00:04:59,267 Here, let me rewind it then. 135 00:04:59,291 --> 00:05:00,704 No, you can't rewind streaming. 136 00:05:00,729 --> 00:05:02,634 Just watch, man. No, no, no, that's too far! 137 00:05:02,659 --> 00:05:04,628 - Okay, I'll fast-forward. - No, no! 138 00:05:04,653 --> 00:05:05,749 That's the end of the episode! 139 00:05:05,773 --> 00:05:09,026 And that is how Tilda Fowlington killed the boot-binder. 140 00:05:09,051 --> 00:05:10,169 No! 141 00:05:10,201 --> 00:05:12,037 How'd you get us to watch this snoozefest 142 00:05:12,071 --> 00:05:13,824 - in the first place? - What's a bootbinder? 143 00:05:13,849 --> 00:05:16,087 - Hey, can you guys pause that, please? - Gladly. 144 00:05:16,112 --> 00:05:17,660 Okay, it has come to my attention 145 00:05:17,685 --> 00:05:19,512 that there is a blog coming from this station. 146 00:05:19,949 --> 00:05:21,077 A blog? 147 00:05:21,102 --> 00:05:22,507 That's so five years ago. 148 00:05:22,532 --> 00:05:23,883 I just want to know if any of y'all 149 00:05:23,907 --> 00:05:25,741 are blogging about station business. 150 00:05:25,766 --> 00:05:27,019 Y'all? 151 00:05:27,051 --> 00:05:29,960 Is anyone here doing a blog or building or blog 152 00:05:29,985 --> 00:05:31,799 or writing a blog or whatever it is you do with a blog? 153 00:05:31,823 --> 00:05:34,609 Yeah, I blog right after I record my makeup tutorials. 154 00:05:34,859 --> 00:05:37,659 My unboxing videos have a huge following. 155 00:05:37,684 --> 00:05:39,553 Yeah, and I'm more of a vlogger. 156 00:05:40,813 --> 00:05:42,837 Yeah, I got a blog about a... 157 00:05:44,783 --> 00:05:46,023 That's so stupid. 158 00:05:46,048 --> 00:05:47,884 Great, anybody else? Anybody else got one? 159 00:05:47,909 --> 00:05:49,582 Funny, funny stuff, but listen to me. 160 00:05:49,607 --> 00:05:52,410 If I find out that anyone from this station is blogging, 161 00:05:52,435 --> 00:05:54,320 I will cancel the Hulu subscription. 162 00:05:54,345 --> 00:05:56,829 No, no, no, we watch so much on Hulu! 163 00:05:56,854 --> 00:05:58,783 - Take it back! - Carry on. 164 00:05:58,808 --> 00:05:59,832 Can I see you in my office, please? 165 00:05:59,856 --> 00:06:01,268 - Am I in trouble? - Come on, let's go. 166 00:06:01,292 --> 00:06:03,500 What is going on? A blog? 167 00:06:03,525 --> 00:06:05,473 By the way, do not start watching 168 00:06:05,498 --> 00:06:07,111 - a new TV show without me. - Yeah, whatever. 169 00:06:07,135 --> 00:06:08,358 You're just gonna go to sleep anyway. 170 00:06:08,382 --> 00:06:10,423 Not if we find a show better than "Mrs. Winchester." 171 00:06:10,448 --> 00:06:11,980 You got that? 172 00:06:12,005 --> 00:06:13,711 I'm the captain. 173 00:06:16,072 --> 00:06:20,077 ♪ Well the way she looked made me wanna sing ♪ 174 00:06:20,102 --> 00:06:24,603 ♪ So I grabbed a beer and my old six-string ♪ 175 00:06:24,628 --> 00:06:26,757 ♪ We sang about blue jeans and black beans ♪ 176 00:06:26,782 --> 00:06:28,807 Okay, what did I do? What did I do? 177 00:06:28,832 --> 00:06:32,039 ♪ And being 18 and farm machines ♪ 178 00:06:32,064 --> 00:06:33,985 What the hell are you listening to? 179 00:06:34,018 --> 00:06:35,131 Leigh Weigh. 180 00:06:35,156 --> 00:06:36,734 Why are you listening to Leigh Weigh? 181 00:06:36,759 --> 00:06:38,238 'Cause they're an awesome band. 182 00:06:38,263 --> 00:06:40,287 Okay, Leigh Weigh is not a band. It's a guy. 183 00:06:40,312 --> 00:06:42,400 That's his name. Lee. Way. 184 00:06:42,425 --> 00:06:44,808 Oh, that makes sense. Okay. Leigh Weigh's a guy. 185 00:06:44,833 --> 00:06:46,739 Like Jethro Tull or Lynyrd Skynyrd. 186 00:06:47,490 --> 00:06:50,139 How is that I know more about Leigh Weigh than you do? 187 00:06:50,164 --> 00:06:52,427 - I'm just getting into it. - You know, if I had a dime 188 00:06:52,452 --> 00:06:54,096 for every one of my midlife crisis friends 189 00:06:54,121 --> 00:06:56,656 who found country music, I'd have a lot of dimes, Terry. 190 00:06:56,681 --> 00:06:58,657 Hey, this guy sings about things that speak to me. 191 00:06:58,682 --> 00:07:00,547 All right, like, being the boss 192 00:07:00,572 --> 00:07:02,507 and driving on the open road 193 00:07:02,539 --> 00:07:04,058 - and windburn. - Yeah. 194 00:07:04,083 --> 00:07:05,767 - Chili cook-offs. - So cool. 195 00:07:05,792 --> 00:07:08,071 - Smell of wheat fields. - You like wheat fields? 196 00:07:08,096 --> 00:07:10,448 - Gossamer spider webs. - Yeah. 197 00:07:10,473 --> 00:07:12,188 - Cool, all right. - Check this out. 198 00:07:12,630 --> 00:07:14,834 ♪ Well it's tough to be ♪ 199 00:07:14,859 --> 00:07:17,493 ♪ The lone big dog ♪ 200 00:07:17,530 --> 00:07:21,033 ♪ Barking by myself in the hazy fog ♪ 201 00:07:21,065 --> 00:07:22,444 - ♪ I can picture... ♪ - Okay, look. 202 00:07:22,468 --> 00:07:23,819 I like country music too, 203 00:07:23,844 --> 00:07:26,079 but this dude sucks. 204 00:07:26,104 --> 00:07:28,029 Agree to disagree. 205 00:07:28,054 --> 00:07:29,870 All right, listen, this blog thing. 206 00:07:29,895 --> 00:07:31,557 - Is this you? - You really think it could be? 207 00:07:31,581 --> 00:07:32,900 It's the kinda shit you do for laughs. 208 00:07:32,924 --> 00:07:34,593 Remember when you sent me the John Travolta picture 209 00:07:34,617 --> 00:07:35,991 with the personalized signature on it? 210 00:07:36,015 --> 00:07:37,245 I do. I do. 211 00:07:37,270 --> 00:07:39,392 "Dear Terry, keep staying alive. 212 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:40,630 Best, Johnny." 213 00:07:40,655 --> 00:07:41,867 You denied that for three years. 214 00:07:41,891 --> 00:07:43,389 Yeah, that was the perfect amount of time, 215 00:07:43,413 --> 00:07:46,024 but this is not me, and you really think it's one of us? 216 00:07:46,049 --> 00:07:47,518 Come here, look at this. 217 00:07:47,889 --> 00:07:49,894 Huh? This is right on the nose. 218 00:07:50,003 --> 00:07:52,849 Tacoma FD. Station 24. "A" shift. 219 00:07:52,874 --> 00:07:56,711 "Our captain thinks he's got a good dye job. 220 00:07:57,099 --> 00:07:58,673 "He's not fooling anyone. 221 00:07:58,698 --> 00:08:01,857 "His hair is as white as a polar bear's muff. 222 00:08:01,882 --> 00:08:04,029 "He also has textbook Peter Pan Syndrome. 223 00:08:04,054 --> 00:08:06,120 He's so immature, no one takes him seriously." 224 00:08:06,145 --> 00:08:07,532 This is on the goddamn Internet. 225 00:08:07,557 --> 00:08:09,169 Who the hell do these people think they are? 226 00:08:09,193 --> 00:08:10,487 I'm gonna go straighten somebody out. 227 00:08:10,511 --> 00:08:11,600 Okay, hold on, hold on. 228 00:08:11,625 --> 00:08:12,728 We don't know who this is yet, okay. 229 00:08:12,752 --> 00:08:15,432 - Don't go out there half-cocked. - I'm going out there full-cocked. 230 00:08:16,771 --> 00:08:18,264 Why does this guy have an accident? 231 00:08:18,289 --> 00:08:19,480 It's Dave Bautista. 232 00:08:19,505 --> 00:08:21,820 He's a fur trapper in the frontier of 18th century Canada. 233 00:08:21,845 --> 00:08:23,340 And then what's with that piano? 234 00:08:23,365 --> 00:08:25,298 Just stop. He's also teaching music 235 00:08:25,323 --> 00:08:26,973 to the other fur trappers on the frontier. 236 00:08:26,998 --> 00:08:28,031 - What? - Shush! 237 00:08:28,056 --> 00:08:30,088 I will trade me furs for an ivory piano, 238 00:08:30,113 --> 00:08:32,374 and we will sing and dance with the beavers. 239 00:08:32,399 --> 00:08:33,837 You're not gonna sing with beavers. 240 00:08:33,862 --> 00:08:36,228 - Quiet, please! - It doesn't make sense! 241 00:08:36,253 --> 00:08:37,832 I'm not watching this any longer than you have. 242 00:08:37,856 --> 00:08:39,874 No, no, no, Captain, don't... don't-what? 243 00:08:39,899 --> 00:08:42,221 I wanna know right now who's writing this goddamn blog. 244 00:08:42,246 --> 00:08:43,480 - Whoa. - Again with the blog? 245 00:08:43,505 --> 00:08:45,863 Yeah, and who's the Peter Pan Syndrome expert? 246 00:08:45,888 --> 00:08:48,162 - Wait, the what? - Someone accused me 247 00:08:48,187 --> 00:08:50,327 - of having Peter Pan Syndrome. - Like you wanna fly? 248 00:08:50,352 --> 00:08:51,546 It means he doesn't want to grow up. 249 00:08:51,570 --> 00:08:53,738 Seems like he already has. I mean, how old are you, Cap? 250 00:08:53,762 --> 00:08:55,135 None of your fucking business. 251 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:57,563 And to whoever wrote this, I do not dye my hair. 252 00:08:57,588 --> 00:08:58,760 Your hair looks great. 253 00:08:58,784 --> 00:09:00,317 - Calm down, Cap. - Yeah, calm down. 254 00:09:00,342 --> 00:09:01,644 Hey, you should watch the new show with us. 255 00:09:01,668 --> 00:09:03,946 It's called "Pelts." Dave Bautista's an 18 century 256 00:09:03,971 --> 00:09:05,693 fur trapper in the Canadian frontier, 257 00:09:05,718 --> 00:09:08,347 and he also runs a music school for the other trappers. 258 00:09:08,372 --> 00:09:10,342 - Andy loves it. - Not into it yet. 259 00:09:10,375 --> 00:09:11,777 I don't wanna watch a new show. 260 00:09:11,809 --> 00:09:13,087 I wanna get to the bottom of this. 261 00:09:13,111 --> 00:09:14,991 You guys should check out this blog. It's pretty incriminating. 262 00:09:15,015 --> 00:09:17,374 I have a feeling it's Granny. I mean, he likes to write. 263 00:09:17,399 --> 00:09:18,939 Dude, you're the one who likes to gossip. 264 00:09:18,963 --> 00:09:21,128 - What? I do not. - Okay, well, I set my phone 265 00:09:21,153 --> 00:09:22,689 to alert me anytime a new blog drops. 266 00:09:22,714 --> 00:09:24,333 All right, you've been warned. 267 00:09:24,358 --> 00:09:26,727 Cap, no one here is blogging. 268 00:09:27,529 --> 00:09:28,862 Aw, man! 269 00:09:28,887 --> 00:09:30,039 - Great, that's... - Aw, come on! 270 00:09:30,063 --> 00:09:32,103 - Hey, nobody go anywhere. - Somebody hit the genny. 271 00:09:32,436 --> 00:09:33,796 The one that always sticks. 272 00:09:33,820 --> 00:09:35,021 Yeah, great. 273 00:09:35,046 --> 00:09:36,435 - Oh, there we go. - Good. 274 00:09:36,460 --> 00:09:38,511 Bingo. New blog just dropped. 275 00:09:38,536 --> 00:09:40,305 Someone sent a blog in the dark? 276 00:09:40,338 --> 00:09:41,914 - That's crazy. - It says here 277 00:09:41,939 --> 00:09:43,876 that captain just found out about the blogging, 278 00:09:43,909 --> 00:09:46,378 and he's pissed. Stay tuned. 279 00:09:46,554 --> 00:09:48,676 Someone in this room is blogging. 280 00:09:49,104 --> 00:09:50,551 And we're gonna find out who. 281 00:09:58,769 --> 00:10:01,237 - Got a new blog post? - No, I'm sleuthing. 282 00:10:01,841 --> 00:10:03,181 "To Catch a Blogger," huh? 283 00:10:03,206 --> 00:10:05,006 So you're reading a blog about how to catch a blogger. 284 00:10:05,030 --> 00:10:06,512 Yeah, well, who better to help with a blog hunt 285 00:10:06,536 --> 00:10:07,671 than a blogger? 286 00:10:07,696 --> 00:10:09,968 Says here misspelled words 287 00:10:09,993 --> 00:10:12,556 and unique phrasing are red flags. 288 00:10:12,581 --> 00:10:15,374 Our blogger happens to misspell the word "exhilarating" 289 00:10:15,399 --> 00:10:16,842 - quite a bit. - Huh. 290 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,486 How do you spell exhilarating? 291 00:10:18,511 --> 00:10:20,688 E-X-I-L-I-Rating. 292 00:10:20,713 --> 00:10:22,428 Wrong. Maybe you're the blogger. 293 00:10:22,453 --> 00:10:24,002 - Maybe you're the blogger. - What are you doing? 294 00:10:24,026 --> 00:10:25,910 I'm taking Leigh Weigh's words to heart. 295 00:10:25,935 --> 00:10:27,405 I'm setting up a face-to-face here. 296 00:10:27,430 --> 00:10:29,335 I'm gonna look a man dead in the eye 297 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:31,448 'cause then they can never lie. 298 00:10:31,473 --> 00:10:33,409 Like a frog on a frozen pond 299 00:10:33,434 --> 00:10:36,255 or a wizard with a magic wand. 300 00:10:36,913 --> 00:10:38,821 You're gonna zap the blogger with a magic wand? 301 00:10:38,846 --> 00:10:40,085 No, I'm gonna do what Leigh Weigh says 302 00:10:40,109 --> 00:10:41,186 and I'm gonna have a face-to-face. 303 00:10:41,210 --> 00:10:43,167 You are neck-deep in the school of Leigh Weigh, aren't you? 304 00:10:43,191 --> 00:10:45,560 Well, 'cause he's cool and he's tough, like all men should be. 305 00:10:45,584 --> 00:10:46,736 You know what this guy looks like? 306 00:10:46,760 --> 00:10:49,492 Come here. You don't know what this guy looks like, do you? 307 00:10:51,621 --> 00:10:53,223 This is your guy right here. 308 00:10:53,678 --> 00:10:54,987 Huh. 309 00:10:55,012 --> 00:10:56,611 I didn't know he spelled his name that way. 310 00:10:56,635 --> 00:10:58,223 Leigh Weigh. 311 00:10:58,660 --> 00:11:00,540 That's your takeaway when I show you this photo? 312 00:11:00,564 --> 00:11:01,695 This dude's a poser. 313 00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:03,315 Yeah, well, I don't judge a book by its cover. 314 00:11:03,339 --> 00:11:05,044 So what if he wants to enjoy the latest trends 315 00:11:05,068 --> 00:11:06,399 in hair and fashion? 316 00:11:06,424 --> 00:11:07,948 Doesn't make his music any less poignant. 317 00:11:07,972 --> 00:11:09,252 - Yes, it does. - You guys. 318 00:11:09,277 --> 00:11:11,056 I think I have a handle on finding this blogger. 319 00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:12,802 I'm gonna do some deep dive investigating. 320 00:11:12,827 --> 00:11:14,473 Well, I appreciate that, Granny, but at this point 321 00:11:14,497 --> 00:11:15,830 everyone's a suspect. 322 00:11:17,046 --> 00:11:19,204 Chief, a wise woman once said, 323 00:11:19,229 --> 00:11:21,324 the bloom on the rose is oft not wet. 324 00:11:21,349 --> 00:11:23,769 - What does that mean? - Things aren't always as they seem, 325 00:11:23,794 --> 00:11:25,325 and that's where we have to start. 326 00:11:25,350 --> 00:11:27,009 Tell you what, how 'bout the three of us 327 00:11:27,034 --> 00:11:29,018 start right here? Pull up a chair, partner. 328 00:11:29,043 --> 00:11:31,091 - Partner? - It has to be Granny. 329 00:11:31,116 --> 00:11:33,253 The guy loves to write. You've seen his reports, right? 330 00:11:33,277 --> 00:11:34,999 Yeah, he's in Chief's office right now 331 00:11:35,024 --> 00:11:36,351 probably trying to throw him off the scent. 332 00:11:36,375 --> 00:11:37,764 Yes, exactly. 333 00:11:37,789 --> 00:11:40,059 Hey, who's up for some more "Pelts"? 334 00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:42,778 - I am hooked. - Now's not the time, Ike. 335 00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:44,773 Really? Bautista is about to play a concerto 336 00:11:44,798 --> 00:11:47,296 for the Iroquois chieftain and his daughter. 337 00:11:47,321 --> 00:11:49,003 - I think we're cool. - Pretty big moment, right? 338 00:11:49,027 --> 00:11:50,028 - Nah. - I'm not kidding. 339 00:11:50,053 --> 00:11:51,522 - I'm gonna start it right now. - Okay. 340 00:11:51,546 --> 00:11:52,920 "Pelts!" Argh! 341 00:11:52,945 --> 00:11:54,190 Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. 342 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,175 Oh, cool, cool, cool. Okay, great. 343 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:58,210 Don't come crying to me later, okay? 344 00:11:59,041 --> 00:12:02,683 - There's no chance it's him. - No way. 345 00:12:11,216 --> 00:12:13,076 - Need anything to drink? - Nope. 346 00:12:13,101 --> 00:12:15,594 You sure? Soda, coffee, water? 347 00:12:15,619 --> 00:12:16,754 I'm good. 348 00:12:17,479 --> 00:12:18,940 I gotta give it to you, man. 349 00:12:18,965 --> 00:12:20,600 The writing on that stuff's really good. 350 00:12:20,625 --> 00:12:22,561 - Where do you come up with it? - With what? 351 00:12:22,722 --> 00:12:25,096 - The blog stuff. - Oh, it's not me. 352 00:12:25,121 --> 00:12:27,011 Come on, it's got your fingerprints all over it. 353 00:12:27,035 --> 00:12:28,908 The writing reads just like your incidence reports. 354 00:12:28,932 --> 00:12:30,863 - I don't think it does. - Oh, no? 355 00:12:30,888 --> 00:12:32,269 Spell "exhilarating." 356 00:12:32,302 --> 00:12:35,058 E-X-E... 357 00:12:35,083 --> 00:12:36,535 Wrong. 358 00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:42,287 Where does Granny keep his laptop? 359 00:12:42,312 --> 00:12:43,743 He's constantly on his phone. 360 00:12:43,768 --> 00:12:45,279 That's what we need to pry away from him. 361 00:12:45,303 --> 00:12:47,658 Under the bed is just candy wrappers and puppets. 362 00:12:47,683 --> 00:12:50,193 Wait a minute. Hello. 363 00:12:50,218 --> 00:12:52,149 Since when does Granny care about technology 364 00:12:52,174 --> 00:12:54,310 - and the Internet? - And look at the main article! 365 00:12:54,335 --> 00:12:56,000 "To blog or not to blog." 366 00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:57,797 Oh, shit, we got him! 367 00:12:57,822 --> 00:12:59,110 Hey, what the hell are you all doing? 368 00:12:59,134 --> 00:13:02,579 Oh, cleaning. We're cleaning up your... 369 00:13:02,604 --> 00:13:04,479 - Your bed is made. - You know what? Enough! 370 00:13:04,504 --> 00:13:05,551 Granny, we know it's you. 371 00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:07,536 Look what we found under your bed. 372 00:13:08,236 --> 00:13:10,031 - That's not mine. - It was under your bed. 373 00:13:10,056 --> 00:13:11,328 Look at the name. 374 00:13:12,406 --> 00:13:13,852 Yeah, right, like I'm supposed to believe 375 00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:16,111 that Ike gets "Blog AF." 376 00:13:16,136 --> 00:13:18,637 The bloom on the rose, it's oft not wet. 377 00:13:18,662 --> 00:13:21,179 Ugh, stop it with the "Mrs. Winchester" crap. 378 00:13:21,204 --> 00:13:23,706 Andy, you're up. Chief's office now. 379 00:13:23,731 --> 00:13:24,921 Up for what? 380 00:13:27,688 --> 00:13:28,923 Interrogation. 381 00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:39,007 - Was this always here? - Don't worry about that. 382 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,454 Hey, man, I just wanna shake the hand of the blogger. 383 00:13:41,479 --> 00:13:42,726 Hey... whoa, no. 384 00:13:42,751 --> 00:13:44,379 How many blog posts have you already done now, huh? 385 00:13:44,403 --> 00:13:45,967 I just like shaking hands. You extend your hand, 386 00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:47,835 - I'm gonna take it. - Come on, Andy! 387 00:13:47,860 --> 00:13:49,821 Admit it, you're a tech-savvy guy. 388 00:13:49,846 --> 00:13:51,721 - What, because I'm Asian? - 'Cause you're a wiseass. 389 00:13:51,745 --> 00:13:53,047 Cool it, Chief. 390 00:13:53,072 --> 00:13:55,682 Did you do a blog called "Andy and D"? 391 00:13:55,707 --> 00:13:57,696 My "Dungeons & Dragons" blog in high school. 392 00:13:57,721 --> 00:13:59,673 You know, it sounds like you're super familiar 393 00:13:59,698 --> 00:14:01,245 - with blogging. - Uh. 394 00:14:01,270 --> 00:14:02,667 Spell "exhilarating." 395 00:14:02,692 --> 00:14:04,192 - X... - Wrong. 396 00:14:08,988 --> 00:14:11,270 Granny tells me you got yourself a burner phone. 397 00:14:11,295 --> 00:14:13,498 - No, I-I don't. - You calling him a liar? 398 00:14:13,523 --> 00:14:15,926 Okay, well, my phone broke, and I got a temporary one, 399 00:14:15,951 --> 00:14:17,349 but it's not a "burner phone." 400 00:14:17,374 --> 00:14:19,245 This temporary phone of yours, 401 00:14:19,270 --> 00:14:21,143 does it have Internet capability? 402 00:14:21,168 --> 00:14:22,907 - Yes. - So hypothetically, 403 00:14:22,932 --> 00:14:24,062 you could be writing all this stuff, 404 00:14:24,086 --> 00:14:25,557 and none of it would be traceable to you. 405 00:14:25,581 --> 00:14:27,683 What are you guys gonna do, trace my IP address? 406 00:14:27,708 --> 00:14:29,008 What's an IP address? 407 00:14:29,033 --> 00:14:30,337 Spell "exhilarating." 408 00:14:30,362 --> 00:14:32,816 Uh... can I use my phone? 409 00:14:32,841 --> 00:14:34,681 - Don't touch your phone. - No, no, no, no, no. 410 00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:42,231 E-X-H-I-L-A-R-A-T-I-N-G. 411 00:14:42,596 --> 00:14:44,837 You're the only person who got that right. 412 00:14:44,862 --> 00:14:46,745 Yeah, um... 413 00:14:47,604 --> 00:14:49,675 You seem kinda fidgety, huh? 414 00:14:49,707 --> 00:14:51,924 - Nervous. - No, I'm not... 415 00:14:51,949 --> 00:14:53,550 Just 'cause, um... 416 00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:57,022 I... it's my time with the TV, and they... I'm... 417 00:14:59,623 --> 00:15:02,292 I really want to get back to watching "Pelts." 418 00:15:02,437 --> 00:15:04,249 The British have banned the playing of all music 419 00:15:04,273 --> 00:15:06,343 on the frontier, and now Bautista is being driven 420 00:15:06,368 --> 00:15:09,133 deeper into the wilderness just to play music. 421 00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:10,578 - Who's Bautista? - Dave Bautista. 422 00:15:10,603 --> 00:15:11,785 - The actor. - Wrestler. 423 00:15:11,810 --> 00:15:14,579 He was a wrestler. He's a critically acclaimed actor now. 424 00:15:14,604 --> 00:15:16,505 He's the lead actor in "Pelts." 425 00:15:16,530 --> 00:15:18,442 He plays Jeremiah Pelt. 426 00:15:18,467 --> 00:15:20,290 Here's the thing, Andy messes with stuff, 427 00:15:20,315 --> 00:15:21,460 and I think he's gonna fast-forward it, 428 00:15:21,484 --> 00:15:22,962 and then when I get there, it's, like, the next episode 429 00:15:22,986 --> 00:15:24,371 and I've missed a bunch of stuff. 430 00:15:24,396 --> 00:15:25,917 I watch my television seriously. 431 00:15:25,942 --> 00:15:27,216 I take Dave Bautista seriously. 432 00:15:27,241 --> 00:15:28,939 I take the show "Pelts" very seriously. 433 00:15:28,964 --> 00:15:31,018 I know it seems like I'm... 434 00:15:31,043 --> 00:15:33,574 Tell you what, man. Confess and this will all be over. 435 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:35,647 You'll be out there watching "Pelts" 436 00:15:35,672 --> 00:15:37,561 with your buddies in no time. 437 00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:40,546 Wait, is that true? 438 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:43,667 Yeah, just say the word. "Pelts." 439 00:15:51,168 --> 00:15:53,168 - Sending a new blog post? - Oh! 440 00:15:53,193 --> 00:15:55,265 - Oh, you're a little jumpy. - Oh, yeah? 441 00:15:55,290 --> 00:15:56,758 Gonna write about that in your new blog? 442 00:15:56,782 --> 00:15:58,610 That's exactly what I would expect a blogger to say 443 00:15:58,634 --> 00:16:01,296 who didn't want anyone to know he was blogging. 444 00:16:02,441 --> 00:16:04,989 - Guys, they found the blogger. - Who? 445 00:16:05,014 --> 00:16:07,752 - It was Ike. - Really? No way. 446 00:16:07,777 --> 00:16:09,064 He confessed. 447 00:16:09,089 --> 00:16:11,263 - Come on. - What? That is impossible. 448 00:16:11,288 --> 00:16:13,402 Yes, okay? I did it. 449 00:16:13,427 --> 00:16:14,695 Whatever. Sorry. 450 00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:16,856 It's the writing. It doesn't sound like you. 451 00:16:16,889 --> 00:16:19,123 What's that supposed to mean, Granny? I write good. 452 00:16:19,148 --> 00:16:20,759 And you're not really a tech guy. 453 00:16:20,784 --> 00:16:23,260 I read "Blog AF" magazine, Andy. 454 00:16:23,285 --> 00:16:24,436 Ever heard of it? 455 00:16:24,461 --> 00:16:26,368 Yeah, where did you get that? 456 00:16:26,393 --> 00:16:28,689 Came as a bonus mag in my "Chiseled AF." 457 00:16:29,206 --> 00:16:31,470 Okay, I haven't got around to reading it quite yet, 458 00:16:31,495 --> 00:16:33,694 because I misplaced it. Is that a crime? 459 00:16:33,719 --> 00:16:36,172 - What did Chief say? - Nothing. 460 00:16:36,712 --> 00:16:38,819 Oh, he said that I can start watching "Pelts" again 461 00:16:38,844 --> 00:16:40,279 if I clean up the bathrooms 462 00:16:40,304 --> 00:16:42,774 and hoses and the turnouts and stuff. 463 00:16:42,799 --> 00:16:44,733 So you made a deal to confess 464 00:16:44,758 --> 00:16:46,164 just so that you could watch "Pelts" again? 465 00:16:46,188 --> 00:16:49,158 Oh, my God! I did it, okay? 466 00:16:49,192 --> 00:16:51,911 I'm the blogger. I admit it, I'm sorry. 467 00:16:51,936 --> 00:16:53,938 Eh, it was me! What do you want? 468 00:16:53,963 --> 00:16:55,431 Leave me alone. 469 00:16:57,422 --> 00:16:58,553 What was that? 470 00:16:58,578 --> 00:17:00,144 You don't know what thunder is? 471 00:17:00,169 --> 00:17:02,510 No, I didn't say... what? 472 00:17:06,084 --> 00:17:08,196 No, councilwoman, not a blog post since. 473 00:17:08,221 --> 00:17:10,128 The blog is shut down. 474 00:17:10,242 --> 00:17:12,123 You can call me the sheriff. 475 00:17:12,148 --> 00:17:15,185 I cleaned up this town, put the bad guys down. 476 00:17:15,217 --> 00:17:16,699 That's Leigh Weigh. 477 00:17:17,564 --> 00:17:19,631 By the way, it's a guy, not a band. 478 00:17:20,266 --> 00:17:22,692 Oh, yeah, I gotta go too. 479 00:17:22,856 --> 00:17:25,161 Great. Bye now. 480 00:17:30,166 --> 00:17:34,679 ♪ And the sheriff cleaned up that town ♪ 481 00:17:34,704 --> 00:17:38,591 ♪ After he shot those Pettis Brothers down ♪ 482 00:17:38,616 --> 00:17:42,322 ♪ Not one soul thought he could ♪ 483 00:17:42,347 --> 00:17:46,700 ♪ But he and his horse knew he'd make good ♪ 484 00:17:46,725 --> 00:17:48,313 - Yeah. - ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 485 00:17:48,423 --> 00:17:50,662 Is there really such a thing as a sex addict? 486 00:17:50,687 --> 00:17:52,108 Shh, Cap, Cap, come on. 487 00:17:52,133 --> 00:17:53,372 That seems like a stretch. 488 00:17:53,397 --> 00:17:54,802 Like that's really a problem? 489 00:17:54,827 --> 00:17:56,487 Hey, Granny, just started this new show. 490 00:17:56,512 --> 00:17:58,003 Just a couple episodes in if you wanna join in. 491 00:17:58,027 --> 00:17:59,627 Oh, thanks for the invite at the beginning. 492 00:17:59,651 --> 00:18:01,421 You can catch up anytime. It's pretty straightforward. 493 00:18:01,445 --> 00:18:02,835 - What is it? - It's about this guy 494 00:18:02,860 --> 00:18:04,276 struggling with sex addictions 495 00:18:04,301 --> 00:18:06,168 so he cries when he masturbates. 496 00:18:06,201 --> 00:18:07,704 It's called "Tearjerker." 497 00:18:07,729 --> 00:18:09,422 - Oh. - It's the best show on TV. 498 00:18:09,447 --> 00:18:11,550 Yeah, except all these limited interruptions suck. 499 00:18:11,575 --> 00:18:13,785 This episode of "Tearjerker" is brought to you by 500 00:18:13,810 --> 00:18:15,178 Sniff-X Tissues. 501 00:18:15,210 --> 00:18:17,111 Ooh, that one has lotion in it. 502 00:18:17,136 --> 00:18:18,615 Guys, I've been going over this blog, 503 00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:20,050 and something isn't adding up. 504 00:18:20,075 --> 00:18:21,489 I get no sense that it was Ike. 505 00:18:21,514 --> 00:18:22,998 No, he confessed. I was there. 506 00:18:23,023 --> 00:18:24,304 It bothers me too. 507 00:18:24,329 --> 00:18:26,089 I just don't think Ike could have done it. 508 00:18:26,114 --> 00:18:27,268 It's like in "Meet the Fockers"... 509 00:18:27,292 --> 00:18:29,268 No, no, no, no, no. Please, please, please. 510 00:18:29,293 --> 00:18:31,780 - I haven't seen it yet, so... - It came out 15 years ago. 511 00:18:31,805 --> 00:18:33,164 It doesn't matter when it came out. 512 00:18:33,188 --> 00:18:35,665 I just haven't seen it and I don't want any spoilers. 513 00:18:35,690 --> 00:18:37,576 You gotta watch it. That movie's dope. 514 00:18:37,601 --> 00:18:39,311 - What are you guys watching? - It's a show about a guy 515 00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:41,314 who cries when he masturbates, called "Tearjerker." 516 00:18:41,338 --> 00:18:42,876 - Huh. - I get where he's coming from. 517 00:18:42,901 --> 00:18:44,634 - Is it porn? - Not yet. 518 00:18:44,659 --> 00:18:46,594 Hey, Chief, I don't think Ike is the blogger. 519 00:18:46,619 --> 00:18:48,221 No, he's the guy, since he confessed 520 00:18:48,246 --> 00:18:49,711 there have been no more blog posts. 521 00:18:49,736 --> 00:18:52,054 There may be an innocent man in there cleaning toilets. 522 00:18:52,079 --> 00:18:53,715 - Sounds like guilt. - Say what? 523 00:18:53,740 --> 00:18:55,153 If it's not him, then it has to be you. 524 00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:57,062 Shh, guys, guys, guys, it's coming back on. 525 00:18:57,087 --> 00:18:58,133 - Yeah. - All right, hold on. 526 00:18:58,157 --> 00:18:59,207 You know what? Give me that. 527 00:18:59,231 --> 00:19:00,905 - Oh, come on. - Pause it, pause it, okay? 528 00:19:00,930 --> 00:19:02,497 He's about to cry! 529 00:19:02,803 --> 00:19:03,925 Now come on. 530 00:19:03,950 --> 00:19:05,663 We're gonna talk this Ike thing through as a crew. 531 00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:07,426 - What is this? - Oh, really? 532 00:19:07,451 --> 00:19:09,275 Yeah, it's just a little Americana background music 533 00:19:09,299 --> 00:19:10,731 so we can figure this thing out. 534 00:19:10,756 --> 00:19:12,453 "Fresh Cut Grass and a Piece o' Ass." 535 00:19:12,478 --> 00:19:14,046 That's what we're listening to right now, Chief? 536 00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:15,747 - Come on, man. - This Leigh Weigh clown 537 00:19:15,772 --> 00:19:17,741 isn't even American. He's French. 538 00:19:17,766 --> 00:19:19,122 - She's right, Chief. - What? 539 00:19:19,147 --> 00:19:21,155 He's part of the French country new wave. 540 00:19:21,180 --> 00:19:22,181 I thought he was American. 541 00:19:22,205 --> 00:19:23,550 That makes this whole thing even better. 542 00:19:23,574 --> 00:19:25,763 Look at him, sacre bleu! 543 00:19:25,788 --> 00:19:27,959 Well, you know, that's all right, we like the French. 544 00:19:27,984 --> 00:19:30,403 - You hate the French. - No, I-I love the French. 545 00:19:30,594 --> 00:19:32,962 _ 546 00:19:32,987 --> 00:19:35,900 _ 547 00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:37,327 It's a beautiful language. 548 00:19:38,963 --> 00:19:39,996 What the... 549 00:19:40,030 --> 00:19:42,422 - New blog post just dropped. - Ike, get in here right now! 550 00:19:42,447 --> 00:19:44,367 No, no, no, I took away all of Ike's electronics. 551 00:19:44,679 --> 00:19:46,276 We watching "Pelts" now? 552 00:19:46,301 --> 00:19:47,731 Toilets are clean. Try 'em out, boys. 553 00:19:47,755 --> 00:19:50,114 "Paramedic is so lazy he's either always on his phone 554 00:19:50,139 --> 00:19:51,941 - or napping." - "Cap thinks he's sexy, 555 00:19:51,975 --> 00:19:54,378 but he actually smells funny." Funny how? 556 00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:56,112 "The lady probie has a higher salary 557 00:19:56,146 --> 00:19:57,940 than the next senior officer." Is that true? 558 00:19:57,965 --> 00:19:59,258 - I don't know. - "The dumb guy reads 559 00:19:59,282 --> 00:20:01,783 tech magazines to make himself seem smarter." 560 00:20:01,808 --> 00:20:03,088 "The Chief is a Leigh Weigh fan, 561 00:20:03,113 --> 00:20:05,469 "and doesn't even know he's playing Tacoma next week. 562 00:20:05,494 --> 00:20:07,424 Hope he doesn't ask me to go." 563 00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:10,014 Huh. Is Leigh Weigh really playing Tacoma next week? 564 00:20:10,039 --> 00:20:11,293 Better bone up on your French. 565 00:20:11,326 --> 00:20:13,239 - Who's doing this? - Granny's been on his phone. 566 00:20:13,263 --> 00:20:14,816 - So has Andy. - I was writing a review 567 00:20:14,841 --> 00:20:16,577 for "Tearjerker" on Au Gratin Tomatoes. 568 00:20:16,602 --> 00:20:17,768 Check the site. 569 00:20:17,793 --> 00:20:19,393 Maybe these things are on a time release. 570 00:20:20,333 --> 00:20:22,082 Shit, Linda Price. 571 00:20:22,630 --> 00:20:24,716 Station 24, extrication. 572 00:20:24,741 --> 00:20:26,040 Man stuck in appliance. 573 00:20:26,065 --> 00:20:28,153 458 White and Preston. 574 00:20:28,178 --> 00:20:29,922 Okay, we're all gonna go on this call together, 575 00:20:29,946 --> 00:20:31,423 and I'm gonna keep my eye on everyone. 576 00:20:31,447 --> 00:20:33,340 And if I see anyone type anything, 577 00:20:33,365 --> 00:20:34,717 there will be hell to pay. 578 00:20:34,751 --> 00:20:35,751 Move out! 579 00:20:40,189 --> 00:20:41,991 So you meant to get in there? 580 00:20:42,016 --> 00:20:44,649 Yeah, I thought it'd be funny to jump out and scare my wife. 581 00:20:44,674 --> 00:20:47,045 - And was it funny? - Well, I scared her for sure, 582 00:20:47,070 --> 00:20:48,722 but now I'm stuck and she's pissed. 583 00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:49,821 All right, let's get him outta there, come on. 584 00:20:49,845 --> 00:20:51,526 I don't know, feeling pretty lazy. 585 00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:53,170 Maybe if I wasn't so dumb, 586 00:20:53,195 --> 00:20:54,846 I'd figure out how to get him out of there. 587 00:20:54,870 --> 00:20:56,273 Maybe we should have Lucy do it 588 00:20:56,305 --> 00:20:58,174 since she gets paid more than me anyway. 589 00:20:58,199 --> 00:21:00,334 - I do not get paid more. - How much do you get paid? 590 00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:02,172 - How much do you get paid? - No, tell me first. 591 00:21:02,196 --> 00:21:04,288 - Guys, a little help. - All right, enough, enough. 592 00:21:04,313 --> 00:21:05,724 - Okay, guys, get him up. - All right, let's go. 593 00:21:05,748 --> 00:21:07,116 - Man, you do smell. - You smell. 594 00:21:07,149 --> 00:21:09,018 - Your mama smells. - Ow. 595 00:21:09,043 --> 00:21:10,328 The sooner we get him outta here, 596 00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:12,120 the sooner we get to watch more "Tearjerker." 597 00:21:12,145 --> 00:21:14,997 You guys watch "Tearjerker?" That's the best show on TV. 598 00:21:15,022 --> 00:21:16,301 Yeah, we think it's pretty good. 599 00:21:16,325 --> 00:21:17,437 Can you believe that guy's wife 600 00:21:17,461 --> 00:21:19,304 thought he was a peeping Tom and shot him dead? 601 00:21:19,329 --> 00:21:21,098 - No! - What is wrong with you? 602 00:21:21,130 --> 00:21:23,743 - What? - Do you guys watch "Pelts"? 603 00:21:23,768 --> 00:21:24,826 No! 604 00:21:35,976 --> 00:21:37,678 Can I at least check my texts? 605 00:21:37,703 --> 00:21:38,881 I have plans tonight. 606 00:21:38,915 --> 00:21:40,450 I said no electronics. 607 00:21:40,794 --> 00:21:43,812 We are all gonna sit here quietly until the shift's over. 608 00:21:43,837 --> 00:21:45,755 Hey, Granny, I said no electronics. 609 00:21:45,789 --> 00:21:48,118 But Chief, I need electronics 610 00:21:48,143 --> 00:21:51,139 to show you who the blogger is. 611 00:21:52,446 --> 00:21:54,881 - What? - Come on, everybody. 612 00:21:56,131 --> 00:21:59,701 Now, first I must give credit to "Mrs. Winchester." 613 00:21:59,726 --> 00:22:01,538 - Ugh. - In episode 104, 614 00:22:01,571 --> 00:22:03,645 "The Tories' Wig," Mrs. Winchester had to look 615 00:22:03,670 --> 00:22:05,146 - beyond appearances. - Okay. 616 00:22:05,171 --> 00:22:06,873 So I've studied this blog, 617 00:22:06,898 --> 00:22:09,787 and I thought some things smelled pretty odd. 618 00:22:09,812 --> 00:22:11,707 - Like Cap. - Okay. 619 00:22:11,732 --> 00:22:13,516 First I noticed words the blogger used, 620 00:22:13,550 --> 00:22:15,851 such as "pop" instead of "soda," 621 00:22:15,885 --> 00:22:18,054 "frappe" instead of "milkshake." 622 00:22:18,087 --> 00:22:19,701 Words we don't use around here. 623 00:22:19,726 --> 00:22:22,631 Huh, okay, which one of you guys grew up in the Midwest? 624 00:22:22,656 --> 00:22:25,181 Next I noticed the blogger said Leigh Weigh 625 00:22:25,206 --> 00:22:26,302 was coming to Tacoma. 626 00:22:26,327 --> 00:22:28,716 I searched every concert venue. 627 00:22:28,741 --> 00:22:30,065 No sign of Leigh Weigh. 628 00:22:30,099 --> 00:22:32,569 That's because he's not playing in Tacoma, Washington. 629 00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:34,437 He's play in Tacoma, Ohio. 630 00:22:34,469 --> 00:22:36,044 Wait, there's a Tacoma in Ohio. 631 00:22:36,069 --> 00:22:37,582 And a Station 24. 632 00:22:37,607 --> 00:22:39,045 Well, what about the smelly guy? 633 00:22:39,070 --> 00:22:41,340 - Yeah, or the dumb guy. - And the lady probie. 634 00:22:41,365 --> 00:22:42,907 Y'all ready for this? 635 00:22:43,418 --> 00:22:44,758 - Whoa. - Wow. 636 00:22:44,783 --> 00:22:46,218 - Oh, shit. - Oh, look at that. 637 00:22:46,243 --> 00:22:48,619 Black guy, an Asian guy, a girl, 638 00:22:48,644 --> 00:22:51,590 and a guy that looks like he's Italian but is probably Latin. 639 00:22:51,615 --> 00:22:53,897 - Yeah, I like his hairdo. - And then a bunch of whites. 640 00:22:54,045 --> 00:22:56,547 Huh. I did not see that coming. 641 00:22:56,572 --> 00:22:58,404 You know, I guess firefighters are the same everywhere. 642 00:22:58,428 --> 00:22:59,957 Same circus, different clowns. 643 00:22:59,982 --> 00:23:01,318 Same burrito, different salsa. 644 00:23:01,343 --> 00:23:03,441 Same ball game, different sport, right, guys? 645 00:23:03,466 --> 00:23:05,645 Yeah, yeah, well, you know, 646 00:23:05,670 --> 00:23:07,762 I think we all said some things that we shouldn't have. 647 00:23:07,786 --> 00:23:09,547 Yeah, we said some pretty hurtful things 648 00:23:09,572 --> 00:23:11,140 - that are tough to take back. - Yeah. 649 00:23:11,174 --> 00:23:13,112 Well, I didn't mean any of it, guys. 650 00:23:13,137 --> 00:23:14,444 - Me neither. - No. 651 00:23:15,611 --> 00:23:17,649 You guys know I don't dye my hair though, right? 652 00:23:17,674 --> 00:23:18,825 Yeah. 653 00:23:18,850 --> 00:23:20,165 Hey, what are we gonna watch? 654 00:23:20,190 --> 00:23:21,992 - "Mrs. Winchester!" - No, no, no, no. 655 00:23:22,017 --> 00:23:23,920 Can I pick for once? 656 00:23:27,708 --> 00:23:30,808 Gail, without music, there'd be no radio stations. 657 00:23:30,833 --> 00:23:33,604 No, without radios there'd be no radio stations. 658 00:23:34,383 --> 00:23:36,123 Oh, no, they didn't. 659 00:23:36,148 --> 00:23:39,236 Hey, guys, huh? Huh? Check this out. 660 00:23:39,261 --> 00:23:41,008 - Hey! - Whoo! 661 00:23:41,033 --> 00:23:42,248 Pretty good, huh? You are looking 662 00:23:42,272 --> 00:23:44,201 at the newest member of the Leigh Weigh fan club. 663 00:23:44,226 --> 00:23:45,608 I'm officially a Weigh Watcher. 664 00:23:45,633 --> 00:23:47,459 Hey, congrats, Chief. You know what, losing weight 665 00:23:47,483 --> 00:23:49,509 at your age is one of the toughest things you can do. 666 00:23:49,533 --> 00:23:52,029 Ike, that's not really what I was... okay. 667 00:23:52,054 --> 00:23:54,199 I thought the whole French thing was a deal-breaker for you. 668 00:23:54,223 --> 00:23:55,535 Well, I'm not that closed-minded, Lucy. 669 00:23:55,559 --> 00:23:56,645 I still like the guy's music. 670 00:23:56,669 --> 00:23:58,057 I'm into the message, not the man. 671 00:23:58,082 --> 00:23:59,942 - Can we just watch the show, please? - Yeah, what's this one? 672 00:23:59,966 --> 00:24:01,761 It's about two transgender sisters 673 00:24:01,786 --> 00:24:03,188 who run a radio station. 674 00:24:03,213 --> 00:24:05,620 It's called "Trans-Sister Radio." 675 00:24:05,645 --> 00:24:07,170 Huh. Sounds pretty good. 676 00:24:07,195 --> 00:24:08,274 Mind if I watch it with you guys? 677 00:24:08,298 --> 00:24:09,540 - Please. - Sure. 678 00:24:09,565 --> 00:24:11,914 - Come on over, partner. - All right, great. 679 00:24:11,939 --> 00:24:13,951 You know, this show's got great buzz. 680 00:24:13,976 --> 00:24:16,362 It's really about how things don't seem as they appear. 681 00:24:21,316 --> 00:24:23,728 - Press play, we're watching this now. - Come on.