1 00:00:07,595 --> 00:00:09,325 You're okay, man. 2 00:00:09,350 --> 00:00:11,446 You're okay. 3 00:00:11,471 --> 00:00:14,449 Probably just need to, uh... 4 00:00:14,474 --> 00:00:16,706 - Did anybody call 911? - I did. 5 00:00:16,731 --> 00:00:17,943 They're here. 6 00:00:18,437 --> 00:00:20,708 Thank God you're here. We didn't know what to do. 7 00:00:20,733 --> 00:00:23,181 - Why aren't you treating him? - We're just actors! 8 00:00:23,617 --> 00:00:25,570 All right, sir, do you know where you are? 9 00:00:25,595 --> 00:00:28,502 Shooting a commercial for Twicey Spicey chicken wings. 10 00:00:28,527 --> 00:00:30,475 We were supposed to blast G. Douglas with a hose 11 00:00:30,500 --> 00:00:32,154 because his mouth is burning from the wings. 12 00:00:32,178 --> 00:00:33,578 Knocked the wind out of him. 13 00:00:33,603 --> 00:00:34,726 Twicey Spicey wings. 14 00:00:34,751 --> 00:00:36,543 Man, I love Twicey Spicey wings. 15 00:00:36,568 --> 00:00:37,651 "With wings this hot, 16 00:00:37,675 --> 00:00:39,409 you better call the fire department!" 17 00:00:39,677 --> 00:00:41,039 Wonder if that guy's here? 18 00:00:41,064 --> 00:00:42,455 'Scuse me, is that old prospector here? 19 00:00:42,479 --> 00:00:43,857 - Shh. - What? I wanna meet him. 20 00:00:43,881 --> 00:00:45,419 He's not gonna be here. 21 00:00:45,749 --> 00:00:47,317 Thank you for your service, sir. 22 00:00:47,342 --> 00:00:49,337 - I'm a woman. - Oh. In your uniform, 23 00:00:49,362 --> 00:00:50,878 you look a guy. 24 00:00:50,903 --> 00:00:52,636 A cute guy. 25 00:00:54,692 --> 00:00:55,905 Fucking actors. 26 00:00:55,930 --> 00:00:57,330 Hey, keep it professional, probie. 27 00:00:57,355 --> 00:00:58,937 - Come on, man. - Hey, man. 28 00:00:59,060 --> 00:01:01,307 I'm a captain too. Hey, I was wondering. 29 00:01:01,332 --> 00:01:03,943 Is it kosher if I tilt my helmet back 30 00:01:03,968 --> 00:01:06,010 so the camera can see more of my face? 31 00:01:06,035 --> 00:01:07,347 Yeah, I don't see why not. 32 00:01:07,371 --> 00:01:09,538 Are you okay? Your mouth isn't moving right. 33 00:01:09,563 --> 00:01:12,032 Oh, yeah, ha ha. It's the fake moustache. 34 00:01:12,057 --> 00:01:14,288 I can't move my upper lip or it pops off. 35 00:01:14,313 --> 00:01:16,355 - That's a fake moustache? - Yeah. 36 00:01:16,789 --> 00:01:18,170 You should be ashamed of yourself. 37 00:01:18,195 --> 00:01:19,623 Get outta my sight. 38 00:01:19,743 --> 00:01:21,610 That's just mean. 39 00:01:22,812 --> 00:01:24,619 Fake moustache. 40 00:01:41,710 --> 00:01:44,225 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 41 00:01:47,717 --> 00:01:49,408 I got some toast, I got some pig. 42 00:01:49,433 --> 00:01:50,608 Nice pig! 43 00:01:50,633 --> 00:01:52,347 You like pig? I'll eat some pig. 44 00:01:52,372 --> 00:01:53,437 Morning, everyone. 45 00:01:53,462 --> 00:01:55,026 Morning, Chief! 46 00:01:55,051 --> 00:01:57,328 Hey, Chiefy, did you get two scoops of ice cream 47 00:01:57,353 --> 00:01:58,538 in that hat when you bought it? 48 00:01:58,562 --> 00:02:00,741 - What's that supposed to mean? - You need a bigger hat. 49 00:02:00,765 --> 00:02:02,508 It's not a small hat. I have a big head. 50 00:02:02,533 --> 00:02:03,661 Hats looks small on me. 51 00:02:03,686 --> 00:02:05,945 My mom used to say I was cranially endowed. 52 00:02:05,970 --> 00:02:07,488 But if all hats are so small, 53 00:02:07,513 --> 00:02:09,235 why don't you just not wear hats? 54 00:02:09,260 --> 00:02:10,896 Why can't I wear hats? You wear hats. 55 00:02:10,921 --> 00:02:12,271 - Okay. - Why can't I wear hats? 56 00:02:12,296 --> 00:02:14,534 Because you look like Babe Ruth, circa 1927. 57 00:02:16,053 --> 00:02:18,707 'Sup, y'all? Guess who just got accepted 58 00:02:18,732 --> 00:02:20,600 in Tacoma's Firefighter Choir. 59 00:02:20,625 --> 00:02:22,146 - This guy! - Oh! 60 00:02:22,171 --> 00:02:24,275 - All right, dude. - Congrats. 61 00:02:24,300 --> 00:02:25,609 Is that the a cappella group 62 00:02:25,634 --> 00:02:27,232 that does the national anthems and whatnot? 63 00:02:27,256 --> 00:02:29,248 Yeah, charity events, concerts. 64 00:02:29,273 --> 00:02:31,184 They're the best singers in the fire department. 65 00:02:31,209 --> 00:02:32,744 And the new choirmaster 66 00:02:32,769 --> 00:02:35,596 - says that I'm a unique talent. - What? 67 00:02:35,621 --> 00:02:37,980 Now, I don't mean to be a dick here... 68 00:02:38,005 --> 00:02:39,721 - Which means you do. - But a cappella 69 00:02:39,746 --> 00:02:41,770 is the most asexual thing a man can do 70 00:02:41,795 --> 00:02:43,311 short of cutting off his nuts 71 00:02:43,336 --> 00:02:44,796 and sealing them inside a pumpkin. 72 00:02:44,821 --> 00:02:46,314 I just so happen to like 73 00:02:46,339 --> 00:02:48,245 - a cappella music. - It makes my dick shrivel. 74 00:02:48,270 --> 00:02:50,199 For me, it's seeing guys in clogs. 75 00:02:50,224 --> 00:02:52,575 I see that, and my VJ just goes cold. 76 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:54,545 - Lucy! Language! - What? 77 00:02:54,570 --> 00:02:56,722 - I said VJ. - It's not ladylike. 78 00:02:56,747 --> 00:02:58,653 I've heard dick shrivel, 79 00:02:58,678 --> 00:03:01,171 dick, balls, sack all in the last minute, 80 00:03:01,196 --> 00:03:04,261 but I say VJ once and you get all up in my VJ? 81 00:03:04,286 --> 00:03:05,534 - Lucy! - What? 82 00:03:05,559 --> 00:03:07,368 It's such a double standard! 83 00:03:07,393 --> 00:03:09,926 I live with guys. I dress like a guy. 84 00:03:09,951 --> 00:03:12,120 Today I got mistaken for a guy. 85 00:03:12,145 --> 00:03:14,723 But heaven forbid I talk like a guy. 86 00:03:14,871 --> 00:03:16,322 - Vagina. - All right. 87 00:03:16,347 --> 00:03:18,905 You made your point. Guys, no more dick talk. 88 00:03:18,930 --> 00:03:20,056 That's not the point. 89 00:03:20,081 --> 00:03:21,971 The point is the double standard. 90 00:03:22,140 --> 00:03:25,341 Vagina. Vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina! 91 00:03:26,300 --> 00:03:28,375 I didn't mind them until the yelling ones. 92 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:30,783 Chief, our usual rehearsal space is booked, 93 00:03:30,808 --> 00:03:32,642 so I was wondering if we could rehearse here this week. 94 00:03:32,666 --> 00:03:34,378 - No. - Because he said no, 95 00:03:34,403 --> 00:03:35,898 I say yes, of course you can. 96 00:03:35,923 --> 00:03:38,044 - Ha ha! - Such a vagina move. 97 00:03:42,779 --> 00:03:44,325 ♪ Hot blooded ♪ 98 00:03:44,350 --> 00:03:46,684 ♪ Check it and see ♪ 99 00:03:46,709 --> 00:03:50,931 ♪ I've got a fever of 103 ♪ 100 00:03:50,956 --> 00:03:54,774 ♪ Come on, baby, can't ya do more than that ♪ 101 00:03:54,799 --> 00:03:56,307 ♪ I'm hot blooded ♪ 102 00:03:56,332 --> 00:03:57,929 ♪ I'm hot blooded ♪ 103 00:03:57,954 --> 00:03:59,287 Wrong! 104 00:03:59,734 --> 00:04:02,106 Wrong, wrong, wrong! 105 00:04:02,131 --> 00:04:04,760 I will tell you who's hot blooded. 106 00:04:04,785 --> 00:04:06,051 This guy! 107 00:04:06,587 --> 00:04:09,320 Spencer, I said tempo allegro. 108 00:04:09,345 --> 00:04:11,593 Which part of that is not English? 109 00:04:11,618 --> 00:04:14,357 Paulson, if your mission was to suck turds 110 00:04:14,382 --> 00:04:16,426 with more force than an airplane toilet, 111 00:04:16,451 --> 00:04:18,743 - then mission accomplished! - Sorry, sir, I'm sorry. 112 00:04:18,768 --> 00:04:20,402 Granny! 113 00:04:24,279 --> 00:04:26,037 I love it! I love it! 114 00:04:26,386 --> 00:04:27,936 What you did with the solo 115 00:04:27,961 --> 00:04:30,279 and the vibrato and the allegro... 116 00:04:30,304 --> 00:04:31,543 - Thank you, thank you. - Oh, ha ha! 117 00:04:31,567 --> 00:04:34,617 - All right, let's take five. - What the hell, dude? 118 00:04:34,642 --> 00:04:36,708 Granny, the choir director 119 00:04:36,733 --> 00:04:39,076 is Wolf Boykins? How could you not tell us that? 120 00:04:39,101 --> 00:04:40,476 - Why would I? - Last time we saw him, 121 00:04:40,500 --> 00:04:41,945 he was impaled by a fence post. 122 00:04:41,970 --> 00:04:43,883 - Don't make a big deal... - What the hell is this? 123 00:04:43,907 --> 00:04:46,600 - Who let you in here? - Eddie Penisi. 124 00:04:46,625 --> 00:04:49,485 We... meet... again. 125 00:04:49,510 --> 00:04:51,646 Wolf Boykins... Funny, you eating a Danish. 126 00:04:51,671 --> 00:04:53,100 The last time I saw you, 127 00:04:53,125 --> 00:04:55,371 you were a little bit Polish. 128 00:04:55,396 --> 00:04:57,232 - I don't get it. - You had a pole 129 00:04:57,257 --> 00:04:59,289 sticking right through your chest... remember that? 130 00:04:59,314 --> 00:05:01,624 Yeah, thanks for reminding me of the worst day of my life. 131 00:05:01,649 --> 00:05:03,360 - No problem. - Except the joke's on you, 132 00:05:03,385 --> 00:05:04,954 'cause it turned out to be the best day of my life. 133 00:05:04,978 --> 00:05:07,345 That puncture wound created a cavity in my chest 134 00:05:07,370 --> 00:05:09,251 which gave me perfect pitch. 135 00:05:09,276 --> 00:05:13,342 ♪ Do, re, fa, so, la, ti, do ♪ 136 00:05:13,367 --> 00:05:15,575 Good for you. Good for you. 137 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:18,022 That's great. Hey, choke on that coffee. 138 00:05:18,047 --> 00:05:19,096 Chug that coffee. 139 00:05:19,121 --> 00:05:20,527 That's how I always drink it. That's fine. 140 00:05:20,551 --> 00:05:22,481 You know what, your voice does sound really good. 141 00:05:22,506 --> 00:05:24,831 You should get yourself a singing group. 142 00:05:25,046 --> 00:05:26,897 I already have one! 143 00:05:26,922 --> 00:05:28,455 And they're awesome! 144 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:30,854 All right, from the top. 145 00:05:32,872 --> 00:05:34,445 Try not to be flat, 146 00:05:34,469 --> 00:05:37,114 you stupid assholes. 147 00:05:40,132 --> 00:05:42,017 No wonder she thought I was a guy. 148 00:05:42,042 --> 00:05:43,932 These uniforms, they're so mannish. 149 00:05:43,957 --> 00:05:45,441 I know, that's what I like about 'em. 150 00:05:45,466 --> 00:05:47,378 Shows off my meat. 151 00:05:48,158 --> 00:05:49,952 Oh, sorr... no, I mean, 152 00:05:49,977 --> 00:05:51,933 hey, you're packin' some pretty serious meat too. 153 00:05:51,958 --> 00:05:53,347 That's not what I'm going for. 154 00:05:53,372 --> 00:05:56,308 It's just my pant where it's tucked in. 155 00:05:56,333 --> 00:05:57,914 That shirt really shows off your pecks. 156 00:05:57,939 --> 00:05:59,518 - Like, you look strong. - But I want 'em 157 00:05:59,542 --> 00:06:01,120 - to look like breasts. - I don't really see that. 158 00:06:01,144 --> 00:06:02,356 You look like you could handle yourself 159 00:06:02,380 --> 00:06:04,095 - in a tough situation. - Ike! 160 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:06,455 What? No, you look husky, like... 161 00:06:06,747 --> 00:06:08,457 look like Steven Seagal! 162 00:06:11,716 --> 00:06:14,185 - Hey, Chief, we need to talk. - Hey, check this out. 163 00:06:14,210 --> 00:06:16,974 I found this company online. They make hats for big heads. 164 00:06:16,999 --> 00:06:18,547 It's called Big Head, Tall Head. 165 00:06:18,572 --> 00:06:20,581 They make all these funny hats with cool sayings, 166 00:06:20,606 --> 00:06:23,108 funny logos... look at that. 167 00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:24,667 Huh? Great! 168 00:06:24,692 --> 00:06:26,087 - Honcho? - I'm the honcho. 169 00:06:26,112 --> 00:06:27,723 This is my head... Head Honcho. 170 00:06:27,748 --> 00:06:28,995 I have clothing issues of my own. 171 00:06:29,019 --> 00:06:30,695 We haven't updated these blues in decades, 172 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:32,404 and I think we need to find something a little more 173 00:06:32,428 --> 00:06:34,140 - functional. - What do you mean, functional? 174 00:06:34,164 --> 00:06:35,809 Our job requires freedom of movement, 175 00:06:35,834 --> 00:06:37,989 and this material's super stiff and it doesn't breathe. 176 00:06:38,013 --> 00:06:40,008 I just don't think it was designed with women in mind. 177 00:06:40,032 --> 00:06:41,780 It's so tight up top, but if I get a bigger shirt, 178 00:06:41,804 --> 00:06:43,383 then there's all this extra fabric down here 179 00:06:43,407 --> 00:06:45,185 and it gets all bunched up in my pants. 180 00:06:45,210 --> 00:06:47,277 I get it. This is a vanity thing. 181 00:06:47,453 --> 00:06:49,905 - Dismissed. - Hey, don't dismiss me. 182 00:06:49,930 --> 00:06:52,367 Lucy... 183 00:06:52,392 --> 00:06:53,688 You should take pride in your work, 184 00:06:53,712 --> 00:06:54,911 not your appearance. 185 00:06:54,936 --> 00:06:57,707 Look at me... vanity does not enter into the equation. 186 00:06:57,732 --> 00:06:59,019 Why did you buy that big hat? 187 00:06:59,044 --> 00:07:00,354 Because I'm cranially endowed! 188 00:07:00,379 --> 00:07:02,523 Exactly! That's the whole point! 189 00:07:02,548 --> 00:07:05,149 This uniform does not fit women properly! 190 00:07:05,174 --> 00:07:07,218 - Do you not see that? - I'll tell you what. 191 00:07:07,243 --> 00:07:09,021 We need some new uniforms anyway. 192 00:07:09,046 --> 00:07:10,253 I was gonna take care of it, 193 00:07:10,278 --> 00:07:12,795 but why don't you go to the uniform store 194 00:07:12,820 --> 00:07:14,536 and pick out something that works for everyone. 195 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:15,933 - Really? - Really. 196 00:07:15,958 --> 00:07:18,118 Thank you! 197 00:07:18,610 --> 00:07:21,057 Hey, have a great day, Honcho. 198 00:07:21,699 --> 00:07:23,457 Yowza. 199 00:07:24,282 --> 00:07:25,802 I like how tiny my head looks. 200 00:07:25,827 --> 00:07:30,044 ♪ Let me lay it on the line ♪ 201 00:07:30,069 --> 00:07:31,934 ♪ I wanna know ♪ 202 00:07:31,959 --> 00:07:33,468 ♪ What you're doing ♪ 203 00:07:33,493 --> 00:07:34,953 ♪ After the show ♪ 204 00:07:34,978 --> 00:07:36,431 Stop, stop! 205 00:07:37,285 --> 00:07:39,283 Granny, you were sublime. 206 00:07:39,308 --> 00:07:42,190 The rest of you should die in a boating accident. 207 00:07:42,215 --> 00:07:43,926 I don't think anyone sounded that bad. 208 00:07:43,951 --> 00:07:46,457 No... they weren't bad. 209 00:07:46,899 --> 00:07:48,766 They were ordinary. 210 00:07:48,893 --> 00:07:53,544 And Wolf Boykins will not tolerate ordinarity. 211 00:07:53,996 --> 00:07:56,975 Need I remind you, we have a crucial gig coming up 212 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,836 at the assisted living home in Horsehead Bay! 213 00:07:58,861 --> 00:08:01,497 - That came through? - It sure did, Mr. Buttinsky! 214 00:08:01,522 --> 00:08:03,428 Now, I will cancel that gig. 215 00:08:03,453 --> 00:08:06,724 So help me God, I will return that $25 deposit. 216 00:08:06,749 --> 00:08:07,901 Please don't, please don't. 217 00:08:07,926 --> 00:08:10,141 We need something... 218 00:08:10,705 --> 00:08:11,772 extra. 219 00:08:11,797 --> 00:08:13,327 I can scat! 220 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:15,249 ♪ Skiddly-bop ♪ 221 00:08:15,274 --> 00:08:16,407 ♪ Skidd-ly-bop ♪ 222 00:08:16,432 --> 00:08:17,943 ♪ Skiddly bop-dip-dap ♪ 223 00:08:22,337 --> 00:08:24,879 Shut your scat hole. 224 00:08:25,303 --> 00:08:26,832 Who heard that? What was that? 225 00:08:26,857 --> 00:08:28,777 - I don't hear anything. - That! 226 00:08:28,802 --> 00:08:32,581 What... is... that? 227 00:08:38,588 --> 00:08:40,633 Where are you? 228 00:09:04,820 --> 00:09:06,773 Why did it have to be you? 229 00:09:06,798 --> 00:09:08,488 Hey, Wolfie. 230 00:09:08,513 --> 00:09:10,484 Do me a favor. Hand me my body spray. 231 00:09:10,509 --> 00:09:12,595 And don't make me "axe" twice. 232 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:14,242 Seriously, Wolf, that's a weird place to stand. 233 00:09:14,266 --> 00:09:15,377 What's up? 234 00:09:15,402 --> 00:09:17,983 This pains me to my core, but... 235 00:09:18,008 --> 00:09:20,573 I need your lips in my ensemble. 236 00:09:21,741 --> 00:09:24,172 Will you join the ExSINGuishers? 237 00:09:28,282 --> 00:09:29,792 Way too thick. 238 00:09:30,855 --> 00:09:32,156 So boxy. 239 00:09:32,181 --> 00:09:34,169 Name's Malone. 240 00:09:34,194 --> 00:09:35,692 My partner was murdered. 241 00:09:35,717 --> 00:09:37,927 I'm gonna marry his widow and raise his daughter as my own 242 00:09:37,951 --> 00:09:40,246 and so help me God, I will clean up this town. 243 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:41,937 And I'm his new partner. 244 00:09:41,962 --> 00:09:43,562 I'm also a doorman. 245 00:09:43,587 --> 00:09:45,639 Ma'am, you have a package waiting. 246 00:09:45,664 --> 00:09:47,253 You guys, I'm doing something here. 247 00:09:47,278 --> 00:09:49,199 - All right. Thank you. - Thank you very much. 248 00:09:50,255 --> 00:09:51,900 Name's still Malone. 249 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:53,302 After I was kicked off the force 250 00:09:53,327 --> 00:09:54,638 for a crime I did not commit, 251 00:09:54,663 --> 00:09:56,383 I got a great job disposing of uranium 252 00:09:56,408 --> 00:09:58,520 - at the nuclear power plant. - Welcome aboard! 253 00:09:58,545 --> 00:10:01,013 I am the yeoman purser of this cruise ship 254 00:10:01,038 --> 00:10:03,484 and Malone's new business partner. 255 00:10:03,509 --> 00:10:05,309 That's correct! Put her there, partner. 256 00:10:05,334 --> 00:10:06,885 Guys, you're not helping me. 257 00:10:06,910 --> 00:10:09,958 I'd like to invite you personally to dinner 258 00:10:09,983 --> 00:10:12,048 - at the captain's table. - Ho ho! 259 00:10:12,073 --> 00:10:14,507 At the captain's table. 260 00:10:17,849 --> 00:10:19,118 Name's Malone. 261 00:10:19,143 --> 00:10:20,590 I faked my own death on a cruise ship 262 00:10:20,614 --> 00:10:22,370 so I could investigate who killed my partner, 263 00:10:22,394 --> 00:10:24,784 his wife, their daughter, and my business partner 264 00:10:24,809 --> 00:10:26,293 at the hazardous waste depot. 265 00:10:26,318 --> 00:10:28,343 And now you're a house painter. 266 00:10:28,368 --> 00:10:29,416 Uh-uh. 267 00:10:29,441 --> 00:10:31,624 - I'm an undercover priest! - Ooh! 268 00:10:31,649 --> 00:10:33,786 - Undercover priest? - I'd buy that. 269 00:10:33,811 --> 00:10:35,178 Because I am a chef! 270 00:10:35,202 --> 00:10:38,235 - Ah! - And his new police partner. 271 00:10:41,064 --> 00:10:42,905 We are done here. I have found what we need. 272 00:10:42,930 --> 00:10:44,345 I don't think we are. You need to confess! 273 00:10:44,369 --> 00:10:45,877 - Come on, guys. - I'm also... 274 00:10:45,902 --> 00:10:47,571 A priest dancer! 275 00:10:47,596 --> 00:10:49,469 Let's do one more. 276 00:10:49,494 --> 00:10:50,671 Yeah. 277 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:53,464 Mmm... 278 00:10:53,788 --> 00:10:54,831 I dunno. 279 00:10:54,855 --> 00:10:57,040 They're pretty flexible... I love 'em. 280 00:10:57,065 --> 00:10:59,026 But look at me, I've got like a muffin top 281 00:10:59,051 --> 00:11:01,384 - and a lumpy ass. - It's activewear. 282 00:11:01,409 --> 00:11:03,428 And what is more active than being a firefighter? 283 00:11:03,453 --> 00:11:06,708 I've got full range of motion. I can climb a ladder. 284 00:11:06,733 --> 00:11:08,177 I don't know if I can sign off on these. 285 00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:09,300 You look great! 286 00:11:09,325 --> 00:11:10,636 You just need a codpiece like me. 287 00:11:10,660 --> 00:11:13,180 - I got another one in my truck. - I already got one right here. 288 00:11:13,438 --> 00:11:14,792 - Yeah. - Oh, yeah, he's got one on. 289 00:11:14,816 --> 00:11:16,397 I don't want anybody to wear a codpiece. 290 00:11:16,421 --> 00:11:20,026 ♪ Mi mi mi mi mi mi mi mi ♪ 291 00:11:20,051 --> 00:11:21,251 ♪ Mi mi mi mi mi mi... ♪ 292 00:11:21,276 --> 00:11:22,403 Hey, hey, hey. 293 00:11:22,428 --> 00:11:25,191 Speaking of mi, mi, mi, me is right here. 294 00:11:25,216 --> 00:11:27,456 The maestro approaches. 295 00:11:27,489 --> 00:11:29,863 This is gonna change everything. 296 00:11:30,339 --> 00:11:31,538 I'm shivering. 297 00:11:31,563 --> 00:11:33,517 All right, please Mr. Penisi, 298 00:11:33,542 --> 00:11:36,599 show these turkeys how it's done. 299 00:11:36,624 --> 00:11:37,928 Let me get right in here. 300 00:11:37,953 --> 00:11:39,492 - Watch and learn. - Really? 301 00:11:39,517 --> 00:11:41,029 It's cool. It's cool. I'm into it. 302 00:11:41,053 --> 00:11:42,591 We'll jump right into "Hot Blooded," 303 00:11:42,616 --> 00:11:44,884 Boykins' arrangement, second bridge. 304 00:11:44,909 --> 00:11:46,486 Eddie, you come in on the downbeat. 305 00:11:46,511 --> 00:11:48,454 Hopefully, these dipshits will be able to follow. 306 00:11:48,479 --> 00:11:50,003 - You got it. - Try and keep up. 307 00:11:50,028 --> 00:11:51,606 - Hey, I'm a captain, dude. - Yes, sir. 308 00:11:53,131 --> 00:11:55,914 - ♪ Now, it's up to you ♪ - ♪ Bum bum bum bum ♪ 309 00:11:55,939 --> 00:11:57,592 ♪ We can make a secret ♪ 310 00:11:57,616 --> 00:12:01,015 - ♪ Rendezvous ♪ - ♪ Bum bum bum bum ♪ 311 00:12:01,565 --> 00:12:03,898 ♪ Before we do ♪ 312 00:12:03,923 --> 00:12:05,810 - ♪ You've got to get away from ♪ - ♪ Bum bum bum bum ♪ 313 00:12:05,834 --> 00:12:07,571 ♪ You know who ♪ 314 00:12:07,596 --> 00:12:09,579 Okay, stop. Eddie, that was pretty good. 315 00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:11,406 Just... you're not quite on time. 316 00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:12,772 - Okay. - No problem. 317 00:12:12,797 --> 00:12:14,196 Come in on "before we do." 318 00:12:15,675 --> 00:12:18,335 - ♪ Before we do ♪ - ♪ Bum bum bum bum ♪ 319 00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:20,242 ♪ You've got to get away from ♪ 320 00:12:20,267 --> 00:12:22,506 - ♪ You know who ♪ - Stop! 321 00:12:22,531 --> 00:12:24,444 Eddie, just not quite on time. 322 00:12:24,469 --> 00:12:25,981 - Okay, my bad. - It's not a thing. 323 00:12:26,006 --> 00:12:27,528 Don't worry about it. Don't worry. Okay. 324 00:12:27,552 --> 00:12:29,686 Before we do. 325 00:12:31,254 --> 00:12:33,855 ♪ Before we do ♪ 326 00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:35,690 ♪ You got to get away from... ♪ 327 00:12:35,715 --> 00:12:38,000 Stop! Eddie, I actually think I see your problem. 328 00:12:38,025 --> 00:12:39,319 It's your embouchure. 329 00:12:39,344 --> 00:12:40,973 - Embouchure? - Lip technique. 330 00:12:40,998 --> 00:12:42,324 Don't worry. I can fix it. 331 00:12:42,349 --> 00:12:44,142 Oh... oh. 332 00:12:44,167 --> 00:12:46,041 - Embrace it. - What do you mean? 333 00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:47,266 Tighter. 334 00:12:47,985 --> 00:12:49,394 Tighter... ah yi yi! 335 00:12:49,419 --> 00:12:51,389 We're not pulling carrots outta the ground here. 336 00:12:53,236 --> 00:12:55,677 All right. Keep your lips 337 00:12:55,702 --> 00:12:57,481 just like... 338 00:12:59,224 --> 00:13:00,890 Gimme a C. 339 00:13:05,114 --> 00:13:07,912 I said keep your lips just like that! 340 00:13:07,937 --> 00:13:09,932 Again. Stinky pinky this time. 341 00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:10,971 Mm. 342 00:13:10,996 --> 00:13:12,307 Bingo. 343 00:13:17,363 --> 00:13:19,059 - Are you kidding me? - No, I-I just... 344 00:13:19,084 --> 00:13:20,553 You j-just what? 345 00:13:20,578 --> 00:13:22,309 You just wanted to ruin everything? 346 00:13:22,334 --> 00:13:24,494 - No, I... - We'll do it again, all right? 347 00:13:26,538 --> 00:13:29,127 Not quite... again. 348 00:13:29,421 --> 00:13:31,001 You're getting worse. 349 00:13:31,026 --> 00:13:32,224 Again! 350 00:13:32,249 --> 00:13:34,457 Now you're flat... again. 351 00:13:34,482 --> 00:13:36,427 Now you're sharp... again! 352 00:13:36,452 --> 00:13:38,533 Enough, enough, I can't do it, all right, enough! 353 00:13:38,558 --> 00:13:39,979 You can't or you won't? 354 00:13:40,004 --> 00:13:41,582 I can't and I quit! 355 00:13:41,786 --> 00:13:43,737 Okay? I quit! Stupid singing group! 356 00:13:43,762 --> 00:13:45,206 Take everybody here in this group... 357 00:13:45,231 --> 00:13:47,249 Minus the ladies... And shove 'em up your ass! 358 00:13:47,274 --> 00:13:48,782 You know what, that's fine, 359 00:13:48,807 --> 00:13:51,721 because Wolf Boykins doesn't tolerate a... 360 00:13:51,746 --> 00:13:52,848 Quitter. 361 00:13:52,873 --> 00:13:54,339 Okay, Paulson, 362 00:13:54,364 --> 00:13:56,068 if you ever make eye contact with me again, 363 00:13:56,093 --> 00:13:58,196 I will staple your nuts to your forehead. 364 00:13:58,221 --> 00:13:59,880 All right, on three. 365 00:14:06,014 --> 00:14:07,682 You okay, buddy? 366 00:14:07,987 --> 00:14:10,431 Nah. I just got humiliated by Wolf. 367 00:14:10,456 --> 00:14:12,663 Okay. Well, if you need anything... 368 00:14:12,688 --> 00:14:13,888 Terry. 369 00:14:14,133 --> 00:14:16,183 I quit the choir. 370 00:14:16,680 --> 00:14:18,996 Okay... 371 00:14:20,072 --> 00:14:21,503 Okay. 372 00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,684 - The choir, huh? - Yeah. 373 00:14:23,709 --> 00:14:25,423 Well, you did say it was silly. 374 00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:27,926 I know, but for a moment I thought I was special. 375 00:14:27,951 --> 00:14:29,621 - Now I know I'm not. - Ah, come on, Eddie. 376 00:14:29,645 --> 00:14:31,059 - You're special. - Remember that band 377 00:14:31,083 --> 00:14:33,519 I started in high school... Benjie Likes Pickles? 378 00:14:33,544 --> 00:14:35,851 Oh, yeah... whatever happened to that band? 379 00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:37,369 Well, we never actually performed. 380 00:14:37,394 --> 00:14:38,501 I thought I had everything... 381 00:14:38,525 --> 00:14:41,150 The moves, the hair, the swagger. 382 00:14:41,432 --> 00:14:43,945 Everything but the patience to learn the guitar. 383 00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:45,703 - You didn't play the guitar? - No. 384 00:14:45,728 --> 00:14:46,904 You carried it around everywhere. 385 00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:48,166 Because I loved the attention. 386 00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:49,569 When Wolf asked me to join the group, 387 00:14:49,593 --> 00:14:51,551 it was my chance to be more than a poser. 388 00:14:51,576 --> 00:14:54,395 To show people that I actually had talent. 389 00:14:55,148 --> 00:14:57,015 But now I know the truth. 390 00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:59,797 Hey, let me ask you a question... who are you? 391 00:14:59,822 --> 00:15:01,426 Yeah, yeah. I'm Eddie Penisi. 392 00:15:01,451 --> 00:15:03,963 No. You're Eddie Penisi! 393 00:15:03,988 --> 00:15:05,836 You got the moves. You got the swagger. 394 00:15:05,861 --> 00:15:08,108 And you got somethin' else... The lips. 395 00:15:08,133 --> 00:15:10,911 They call it embouchure. It's French. 396 00:15:10,936 --> 00:15:13,661 Well, I'm embou-sure you got what it takes, oui? 397 00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:16,219 So you march your ass back in there, 398 00:15:16,244 --> 00:15:17,920 and you show 'em you're Eddie Penisi. 399 00:15:17,945 --> 00:15:19,678 Okay, I will. 400 00:15:19,912 --> 00:15:21,044 Honcho. 401 00:15:21,069 --> 00:15:22,456 - Head Honcho. - It fits you. 402 00:15:22,481 --> 00:15:24,292 It actually makes your head look kinda tiny. 403 00:15:24,317 --> 00:15:25,761 - That's what I'm goin' for. - Yeah? 404 00:15:25,786 --> 00:15:27,565 - Tiny head! - But listen, seriously, 405 00:15:27,590 --> 00:15:29,853 these new uniforms... They're hideous. 406 00:15:29,878 --> 00:15:31,022 Don't worry about that. 407 00:15:31,047 --> 00:15:33,428 I'm just indulging Lucy on her vanity project. 408 00:15:33,453 --> 00:15:34,509 It's gonna blow over. 409 00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:35,805 It's just for the rank and file. 410 00:15:35,829 --> 00:15:37,345 - Ahh. - We're not wearin' that stuff. 411 00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:40,252 - It's a ruse. - It's for the suckers. 412 00:15:40,277 --> 00:15:42,676 Hey, Chief, here's your new uniform. 413 00:15:42,701 --> 00:15:45,139 Oh, uh, am I wearing one of these too? 414 00:15:45,164 --> 00:15:47,008 Yeah, of course. I got 'em for everybody. 415 00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:48,921 Thanks, Luce. Love the new uniforms. 416 00:15:48,946 --> 00:15:50,791 - Awesome, whoo-hoo! - Yeah. 417 00:15:50,816 --> 00:15:53,506 That thing's gonna fit you like a sausage skin. 418 00:15:55,590 --> 00:15:58,631 - ♪ I'm hot blooded ♪ - ♪ Bum bum bum bum ♪ 419 00:15:58,656 --> 00:16:00,322 ♪ Bum bum bum bum ♪ 420 00:16:02,666 --> 00:16:04,906 - Bravissimo. - Yes! 421 00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:07,719 Grandberry Sauce, delicious as per usual. 422 00:16:07,744 --> 00:16:09,443 You know what else is delish? 423 00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:11,913 A surprise serving of Penisi. 424 00:16:11,938 --> 00:16:14,783 Well, the prodigal whistler returns. 425 00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:16,840 And like your whistling... Not quite on time. 426 00:16:16,865 --> 00:16:19,466 You're not gonna beat me, Wolf. 427 00:16:19,491 --> 00:16:20,900 We'll just see about that. 428 00:16:20,925 --> 00:16:23,251 Mmm... give me a C sharp. 429 00:16:25,111 --> 00:16:26,476 Sharper. 430 00:16:28,409 --> 00:16:30,082 Sharper still. 431 00:16:59,315 --> 00:17:01,451 You're finished. You're out! 432 00:17:01,476 --> 00:17:03,135 No, don't do it! 433 00:17:03,570 --> 00:17:05,881 Don't... you... 434 00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:09,649 I got nowhere else to go! 435 00:17:09,674 --> 00:17:11,342 Then whistle! 436 00:17:11,936 --> 00:17:14,276 Harder! 437 00:17:15,340 --> 00:17:18,207 You're ready, Eddie, you're ready! 438 00:17:18,232 --> 00:17:21,709 I am ready, Wolf. I'm ready. 439 00:17:21,734 --> 00:17:23,881 You magnificent son of a bitch! 440 00:17:23,906 --> 00:17:25,096 You're ready! 441 00:17:30,046 --> 00:17:31,758 Wait, where did you get these sandwiches from? 442 00:17:31,782 --> 00:17:33,349 Jesse's. Jesse was there today; he made them. 443 00:17:33,373 --> 00:17:34,532 Ugh, I'm not gonna eat mine then. 444 00:17:34,556 --> 00:17:36,573 - What? Why? - He still calls it Asian Slaw. 445 00:17:36,598 --> 00:17:38,901 It's on his menu. It says Asian Slaw Surprise. 446 00:17:38,926 --> 00:17:40,848 I'm like, what's the surprise, that you're racist? 447 00:17:40,872 --> 00:17:41,880 How is that racist? 448 00:17:41,905 --> 00:17:43,595 It's from what, General Asia? 449 00:17:49,884 --> 00:17:51,494 Cool! 450 00:17:51,519 --> 00:17:53,185 You look like a speed skater! 451 00:17:53,210 --> 00:17:55,489 Chief, you might wanna adjust your FUPA. 452 00:17:55,514 --> 00:17:57,563 - Oh, yeah. - A little bit more. 453 00:17:57,588 --> 00:17:59,034 All right, Lucy, I gave it a shot. 454 00:17:59,059 --> 00:18:00,238 Now we're ditching the uniforms. 455 00:18:00,262 --> 00:18:01,839 What? Why? Everybody loves them. 456 00:18:01,864 --> 00:18:03,214 - I hate 'em. - He doesn't like 'em. 457 00:18:03,238 --> 00:18:04,556 I don't like 'em. I'm the chief. 458 00:18:04,581 --> 00:18:07,476 - What I say goes. - Station 24, extrication. 459 00:18:07,501 --> 00:18:10,150 - 1642 Morton Avenue. - Ughh! Damn it! 460 00:18:10,175 --> 00:18:11,548 Let's go! 461 00:18:24,098 --> 00:18:26,229 He ain't slowin' down, y'all. 462 00:18:28,503 --> 00:18:31,923 - Oh! - Ha ha ha ha! 463 00:18:31,948 --> 00:18:33,468 How long was that? 464 00:18:33,493 --> 00:18:36,470 That single note was 17 1/2 minutes long. 465 00:18:36,495 --> 00:18:38,329 I got goose bumps. You're amazing! 466 00:18:38,354 --> 00:18:41,199 So amazing that I'm giving you Granny's solo. 467 00:18:41,224 --> 00:18:43,740 Huh? I worked on that for weeks. 468 00:18:43,765 --> 00:18:45,543 Granny, part of being on the team is doing 469 00:18:45,568 --> 00:18:47,211 what's best for the team. 470 00:18:47,236 --> 00:18:49,976 Paulson, the rest of you, let's go do some calisthenics. 471 00:18:53,724 --> 00:18:56,103 - You stole my solo. - What do you want me to do? 472 00:18:56,128 --> 00:18:58,040 - I want you to not do it! - I have to do it. 473 00:18:58,065 --> 00:18:59,821 - He gave it to me. - You don't even wanna be here. 474 00:18:59,845 --> 00:19:01,037 "It's the most asexual thing 475 00:19:01,061 --> 00:19:02,661 a man could ever do." You remember that? 476 00:19:02,686 --> 00:19:05,102 Yeah, I remember that. But now I like it. 477 00:19:05,127 --> 00:19:06,994 You don't have ownership over this, Granny. 478 00:19:07,019 --> 00:19:08,393 It means something to me too. 479 00:19:08,418 --> 00:19:09,933 I'm just hurt, man. 480 00:19:11,341 --> 00:19:13,743 Oh, man. 481 00:19:14,926 --> 00:19:17,640 Carrot top! 482 00:19:25,951 --> 00:19:29,708 You look like a potato on toothpicks! 483 00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:31,750 Mr. Incredible ate a pumpkin! 484 00:19:31,775 --> 00:19:33,355 Nice tits. 485 00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:35,715 - The girl ain't bad either. - All right, hey! 486 00:19:35,740 --> 00:19:38,337 Nothin' to see here... 'cept a guy with his head in a fence. 487 00:19:38,362 --> 00:19:40,554 Three minutes ago I felt like the stupidest guy on Earth. 488 00:19:40,578 --> 00:19:41,826 Thanks for taking the heat off me. 489 00:19:41,850 --> 00:19:43,580 Cool frog eyes, dork! 490 00:19:43,605 --> 00:19:44,924 All right, that's enough outta you! 491 00:19:44,948 --> 00:19:46,829 - Shut up! - We are first responders! 492 00:19:46,854 --> 00:19:48,649 I have to cut these probably... 493 00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:51,811 Uh... do you mind 494 00:19:51,836 --> 00:19:53,217 keeping your bulge out of my face? 495 00:19:53,242 --> 00:19:54,989 What time's the FUPA convention? 496 00:19:55,014 --> 00:19:56,317 Hey, that's enough! 497 00:19:56,342 --> 00:19:57,715 - Who said that? - Who was it? 498 00:19:57,740 --> 00:19:59,303 - Hey! - Was that you, sir? 499 00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:01,368 Martin, I know your father! 500 00:20:02,191 --> 00:20:04,555 Oof, it is packed out there. 501 00:20:04,580 --> 00:20:08,097 - Ah, there's my little siren. - Hey, Wolf, what's chillin'? 502 00:20:08,122 --> 00:20:10,490 Well, I've got some good chill and some bad chill. 503 00:20:10,515 --> 00:20:11,882 First of all, fresh batteries 504 00:20:11,907 --> 00:20:13,424 have been installed in everyone's hearing aids, 505 00:20:13,448 --> 00:20:16,107 so they'll be all ears... "What? What?" 506 00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:17,731 Ooh, that is good chill. 507 00:20:17,756 --> 00:20:19,793 And now the bad chill. 508 00:20:19,818 --> 00:20:21,544 I have to cut your solo. 509 00:20:21,569 --> 00:20:23,083 W-what are you talking about? 510 00:20:23,108 --> 00:20:25,665 The seniors have a field trip tomorrow to Casino Hohomonga, 511 00:20:25,690 --> 00:20:27,202 and they've moved up bedtime ten minutes. 512 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,986 What if I do a shorter version? 513 00:20:29,011 --> 00:20:30,742 - You could do that? - Yeah, I'll do anything. 514 00:20:30,766 --> 00:20:33,586 I invited people. Please, please, don't cut it. 515 00:20:35,913 --> 00:20:37,803 I'm sorry. 516 00:20:37,828 --> 00:20:39,925 I can't keep this up any longer. 517 00:20:39,950 --> 00:20:41,650 I was never gonna let you do the solo. 518 00:20:41,675 --> 00:20:44,106 In fact, I was never gonna let you perform at all. 519 00:20:44,131 --> 00:20:46,109 I pumped you up, knowing that your ego 520 00:20:46,134 --> 00:20:48,179 would lap it up like fresh cream. 521 00:20:48,204 --> 00:20:49,381 I got you to join the group, 522 00:20:49,406 --> 00:20:51,584 then I got you to care about the group. 523 00:20:51,804 --> 00:20:53,940 And now I'm taking it all away. 524 00:20:53,965 --> 00:20:55,919 Because I hate you, Eddie Penisi. 525 00:20:55,944 --> 00:20:57,478 I hate you so much. 526 00:20:57,765 --> 00:21:00,076 And you've just been bitten by the Wolf. 527 00:21:02,849 --> 00:21:06,231 Hey, Jumbo, why's your ass so flat? 528 00:21:06,256 --> 00:21:07,908 Is that a tuna can in your pants, 529 00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:09,863 or do you just have a weird dick? 530 00:21:10,266 --> 00:21:12,581 Maybe I went a little overboard with the uniforms. 531 00:21:12,606 --> 00:21:15,281 Nope, I get it now. I feel self-conscious. 532 00:21:15,306 --> 00:21:17,618 I feel uncomfortable. This isn't right for my body, 533 00:21:17,643 --> 00:21:18,729 and I know how you feel. 534 00:21:18,754 --> 00:21:21,001 These guys can keep wearing their sexist uniforms. 535 00:21:21,026 --> 00:21:22,797 We're gonna make some changes to your uniform 536 00:21:22,822 --> 00:21:25,013 - that make you more comfortable. - Thank you, Chief. 537 00:21:25,038 --> 00:21:27,639 I know the fence thing was embarrassing for all of us, 538 00:21:27,664 --> 00:21:30,042 but I also have a soda can up my ass. 539 00:21:30,304 --> 00:21:32,883 Andy, soda can in the ass. 540 00:21:32,907 --> 00:21:34,332 - Hi. - Hey. 541 00:21:34,357 --> 00:21:35,934 - Turn around. - No, no, well, uh... 542 00:21:35,959 --> 00:21:37,662 Turn around! 543 00:21:38,079 --> 00:21:41,102 All right, songsters. Let's shooby-dooby-doo this. 544 00:21:41,127 --> 00:21:43,318 Wolf, we're not going on without Cap. 545 00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:45,139 - He's one of us. - Right, right. 546 00:21:45,164 --> 00:21:46,815 The man is a complete narcissist. 547 00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:50,667 He mocked this group then came in and took your place. 548 00:21:50,692 --> 00:21:52,670 Maybe so, but he's still my friend. 549 00:21:52,695 --> 00:21:55,426 And what you did was wrong, so either we all go on, 550 00:21:55,451 --> 00:21:56,850 or we don't go on at all. 551 00:21:56,875 --> 00:21:58,580 Et tu, Paulson? 552 00:22:00,697 --> 00:22:01,998 I see. 553 00:22:02,380 --> 00:22:03,713 Well... 554 00:22:04,226 --> 00:22:06,422 you've all made your voices heard loud and clear, 555 00:22:06,447 --> 00:22:10,249 and as your leader, I respect your solidarity. 556 00:22:10,274 --> 00:22:12,357 So I will just go on by myself. 557 00:22:12,382 --> 00:22:14,085 Bubble gum, bubble gum, bubble bum, bubble bum. 558 00:22:14,109 --> 00:22:15,109 Bubble bum. 559 00:22:30,054 --> 00:22:31,376 Pfft... 560 00:22:32,689 --> 00:22:35,381 ♪ Bah bah bah bum, I'm hot blooded ♪ 561 00:22:35,406 --> 00:22:37,184 ♪ Check it, you'll see ♪ 562 00:22:37,209 --> 00:22:38,519 ♪ I'm h..." 563 00:22:39,209 --> 00:22:40,587 ♪ I'm h... ♪ 564 00:22:41,205 --> 00:22:42,270 Good night! 565 00:22:44,265 --> 00:22:46,600 Let's ExSINGguish this joint. 566 00:22:50,009 --> 00:22:52,106 ♪ Bum bum bum ♪ 567 00:22:52,131 --> 00:22:54,068 ♪ Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum ♪ 568 00:22:54,093 --> 00:22:56,031 ♪ Bum bum bum bum, bum bum bum ♪ 569 00:22:56,056 --> 00:22:57,723 ♪ I'm hot blooded ♪ 570 00:22:57,748 --> 00:23:00,051 ♪ Check it and see ♪ 571 00:23:00,076 --> 00:23:04,278 - ♪ I've got a fever of 103 ♪ - ♪ Bum bum bum bum ♪ 572 00:23:04,303 --> 00:23:08,114 ♪ Come on, baby, don't you do more than dance ♪ 573 00:23:08,139 --> 00:23:09,672 ♪ I'm hot blooded ♪ 574 00:23:09,697 --> 00:23:12,460 ♪ I'm hot blooded ♪ 575 00:23:12,485 --> 00:23:14,843 ♪ Bum bum bum bum ♪ 576 00:23:15,632 --> 00:23:17,677 Ah, it's so nice to be back in the old unis. 577 00:23:17,702 --> 00:23:19,980 Right? My gut's hanging over my belt, 578 00:23:20,005 --> 00:23:22,308 my ass crack is showin', my pants are baggy. 579 00:23:22,333 --> 00:23:23,652 All is right with the world again. 580 00:23:23,676 --> 00:23:25,605 Ah, I look good in anything. I don't care. 581 00:23:25,630 --> 00:23:28,498 You guys, check it out. Pretty good, huh? 582 00:23:28,523 --> 00:23:30,609 - Oh, you got a haircut. - No! 583 00:23:30,634 --> 00:23:31,897 I let her take it to a tailor, 584 00:23:31,922 --> 00:23:33,345 - girl it up a little bit. - Oh, yeah! 585 00:23:33,369 --> 00:23:34,934 I look so much better. 586 00:23:34,959 --> 00:23:37,745 When I saw my ass in the mirror I was like, "Damn, I would tap that!" 587 00:23:37,770 --> 00:23:39,748 Okay, language, Lucy. Come on. 588 00:23:39,773 --> 00:23:42,766 - Yeah, inappropriate. - Twicey Spicey for everyone. 589 00:23:42,791 --> 00:23:45,038 - Oh! - Oh, nicey! 590 00:23:45,063 --> 00:23:47,508 Cap and I were a hit at the old folks' home. 591 00:23:47,533 --> 00:23:48,911 They woulda gave us a standin' ovation 592 00:23:48,935 --> 00:23:50,381 if they weren't strapped to their wheelchairs. 593 00:23:50,405 --> 00:23:52,291 And get this... Wolf is out, 594 00:23:52,316 --> 00:23:54,492 but the group voted me their new leader. 595 00:23:54,517 --> 00:23:55,947 Okay, let me get this straight, Granny. 596 00:23:55,971 --> 00:23:57,438 This guy mocks you relentlessly 597 00:23:57,463 --> 00:23:59,338 for joining an a cappella singing group, 598 00:23:59,363 --> 00:24:01,119 then he joins, acts like a dick, 599 00:24:01,144 --> 00:24:03,478 steals your solo, then you guys vote him leader? 600 00:24:03,503 --> 00:24:05,029 In a nutshell, yeah, that's about right. 601 00:24:05,053 --> 00:24:06,855 - And did he ever apologize? - No, we all know 602 00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:08,600 that that's beyond his emotional capabilities. 603 00:24:08,624 --> 00:24:10,288 True, dat. And I still contend 604 00:24:10,313 --> 00:24:12,887 that a cappella is douchey. What I've come to realize 605 00:24:12,912 --> 00:24:14,943 is that I've been a douche my whole life. 606 00:24:14,968 --> 00:24:16,167 - Wow! - There ya go. 607 00:24:16,192 --> 00:24:18,097 Should we treat these fine first responders 608 00:24:18,122 --> 00:24:20,686 - to a tune, partner? - Yes, we should. 609 00:24:20,711 --> 00:24:22,711 ♪ Twice as spicey ♪ 610 00:24:22,736 --> 00:24:24,096 ♪ It tastes so nicey ♪ 611 00:24:24,121 --> 00:24:25,698 ♪ At $2 a bucket ♪ 612 00:24:25,723 --> 00:24:27,457 ♪ It ain't so pricey ♪ 613 00:24:27,482 --> 00:24:29,188 Ugh, I got the dumb chills. 614 00:24:29,213 --> 00:24:30,411 I'll have the buffalo.