1 00:00:04,314 --> 00:00:06,281 So here's the situation. There's a guy in there, 2 00:00:06,306 --> 00:00:08,851 he's fine, but it's just a little bit weird. 3 00:00:09,251 --> 00:00:11,195 - Wait, is that thing on? - Yes, sir. 4 00:00:11,220 --> 00:00:12,556 You're on Granny-Cam. 5 00:00:12,581 --> 00:00:13,915 And you're gonna be wearing it the whole time? 6 00:00:13,939 --> 00:00:15,283 Yeah, Chief says somebody should wear it. 7 00:00:15,307 --> 00:00:16,812 - So I'm wearing it. - Okay, well, 8 00:00:16,837 --> 00:00:18,491 then Chief's gonna love these visuals. 9 00:00:21,211 --> 00:00:22,968 Whoa. 10 00:00:23,653 --> 00:00:25,109 Who would do this to someone? 11 00:00:25,134 --> 00:00:26,699 You know what? I think I've seen this before. 12 00:00:26,723 --> 00:00:27,828 It's called fisting. 13 00:00:27,853 --> 00:00:29,390 No, I think fisting is something else. 14 00:00:29,415 --> 00:00:30,820 This isn't your father's fisting. 15 00:00:30,845 --> 00:00:32,305 This is a new viral trend. 16 00:00:32,329 --> 00:00:33,530 Oh, yeah, like planking. 17 00:00:33,555 --> 00:00:34,640 Is that where you can't touch the floor? 18 00:00:34,664 --> 00:00:35,790 No, that was the "Floor is Lava." 19 00:00:35,814 --> 00:00:37,766 Hey, do you guys remember when we did the Mannequin Challenge 20 00:00:37,790 --> 00:00:39,669 but Chief's heavy breathing kept giving him away? 21 00:00:39,693 --> 00:00:41,315 Yeah. 22 00:00:41,769 --> 00:00:43,309 I was thinking that we would 23 00:00:43,341 --> 00:00:45,250 just use the 3-2-1 method. 24 00:00:45,275 --> 00:00:46,734 Ooh, let me get a better angle. 25 00:00:46,759 --> 00:00:48,570 Here we go. Excuse me. 26 00:00:48,595 --> 00:00:49,859 - I'll go under. - All right. 27 00:00:49,884 --> 00:00:51,624 We're gonna go on three, okay? 28 00:00:51,649 --> 00:00:53,286 - Three, two, one. - Big exhale, okay? 29 00:00:53,319 --> 00:00:55,496 Three, two, one. 30 00:00:56,722 --> 00:00:58,257 Oh, thank you. 31 00:00:58,863 --> 00:01:00,889 My... My toilet hand was starting to prune. 32 00:01:00,914 --> 00:01:02,836 How were you able to call for help with all this going on? 33 00:01:02,860 --> 00:01:04,554 Oh, I always livestream my fisting. 34 00:01:04,579 --> 00:01:06,226 One of my fans called on my behalf. 35 00:01:06,251 --> 00:01:08,531 Hey, can we redo our entrance so I can film it again? 36 00:01:08,556 --> 00:01:10,578 I'm wanna iris up so I can get a better lighting. 37 00:01:10,603 --> 00:01:11,891 - All right, cool. - We have to reenact it? 38 00:01:11,915 --> 00:01:13,236 - Sure. - Yeah, yeah, thank you. 39 00:01:13,261 --> 00:01:14,304 - Ugh. - Thank you. 40 00:01:14,329 --> 00:01:16,227 - You... You guys are kidding, right? - Oh, you can fake it. 41 00:01:16,251 --> 00:01:18,679 I already got a great shot of the extraction. 42 00:01:19,613 --> 00:01:21,796 Oh, hey, buddy. Ugh, gross. 43 00:01:21,821 --> 00:01:23,195 You switched hands. 44 00:01:23,220 --> 00:01:26,046 Okay. And action! 45 00:01:47,481 --> 00:01:51,612 Beep, beep, beep, beep. What's up, tree hugger? 46 00:01:51,637 --> 00:01:54,503 - Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. - Hey. 47 00:01:54,528 --> 00:01:56,354 Yeah, sorry I didn't see you there 48 00:01:56,379 --> 00:01:58,034 on account of how tiny your car is. 49 00:01:58,059 --> 00:01:59,379 Who makes that thing, Hot Wheels? 50 00:02:00,074 --> 00:02:02,339 My car way better for the environment 51 00:02:02,364 --> 00:02:03,667 than that thing you're driving. 52 00:02:03,692 --> 00:02:05,494 Have you even heard of global warming? 53 00:02:05,519 --> 00:02:07,166 I have, but this truck shouldn't be a problem 54 00:02:07,190 --> 00:02:09,089 for global warming, 'cause it's so cool. 55 00:02:10,036 --> 00:02:12,223 - Sure. - Oh, okay. 56 00:02:12,348 --> 00:02:14,300 Oh, Jesus. 57 00:02:15,019 --> 00:02:16,761 It's tall. 58 00:02:16,786 --> 00:02:18,054 Did you just buy this thing? 59 00:02:18,079 --> 00:02:19,504 It's a test loan from the dealership. 60 00:02:19,528 --> 00:02:21,064 Jesus Chrysler, you heard of them? 61 00:02:21,089 --> 00:02:23,800 ♪ Jesus Chrysler, we got heavenly deals! ♪ 62 00:02:23,825 --> 00:02:26,276 - ♪ We got heavenly deals! ♪ - There you go, see? 63 00:02:26,301 --> 00:02:27,894 Hey, notice anything different about me? 64 00:02:27,918 --> 00:02:29,596 Someone parked a big truck in your spot? 65 00:02:29,621 --> 00:02:31,245 - Yeah! - You got a haircut? 66 00:02:31,444 --> 00:02:32,901 It's the truck, Ike. 67 00:02:32,926 --> 00:02:35,136 Oh, that's... oh, yeah! Holy smokes! 68 00:02:35,161 --> 00:02:36,801 The dealership is letting me drive it for a week, yeah. 69 00:02:36,825 --> 00:02:37,825 It's a lot of truck. 70 00:02:37,850 --> 00:02:39,409 A lot of truck for a lot of men. 71 00:02:39,434 --> 00:02:40,698 I think it looks good on you, Chief, 72 00:02:40,722 --> 00:02:42,793 - like it was custom-made for you. - Thank you, Eddie. 73 00:02:42,817 --> 00:02:44,448 The car you drive says a lot about you. 74 00:02:44,473 --> 00:02:45,793 Next time you see someone driving 75 00:02:45,817 --> 00:02:47,926 the exact same car as you, take a look at that driver. 76 00:02:47,950 --> 00:02:50,496 - It's like looking in the mirror. - What if the driver is borrowing, 77 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:51,788 like, his mom's car? 78 00:02:51,813 --> 00:02:52,940 That's what people assume 79 00:02:52,965 --> 00:02:54,370 when they see Andy driving his car. 80 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:57,003 Looks like that truck comes loaded with zings, too. 81 00:02:57,028 --> 00:02:58,301 That's right. Okay, let's go, everybody. 82 00:02:58,325 --> 00:02:59,340 Come on. We're late for the shift. 83 00:02:59,364 --> 00:03:02,471 Oh, shit, hide your mirrors. Here comes the C-Team. 84 00:03:15,708 --> 00:03:18,403 - These guys are the worst. - Look who it is. 85 00:03:18,428 --> 00:03:20,209 It's the little guys. 86 00:03:21,108 --> 00:03:23,223 Hey, any chance, uh, you heard about 87 00:03:23,248 --> 00:03:25,817 - my vacation day last week? - Nope, not really. 88 00:03:25,842 --> 00:03:29,079 Cap said I could chalk it up to flex time. 89 00:03:29,104 --> 00:03:30,129 Oh! 90 00:03:30,154 --> 00:03:34,114 Actually, I went to a bar over the weekend and curled it. 91 00:03:34,732 --> 00:03:36,223 Was it a candy bar? 92 00:03:38,349 --> 00:03:40,232 - Whoo! - No. 93 00:03:40,257 --> 00:03:42,256 Hey, Captain, you forgot your bag. 94 00:03:42,281 --> 00:03:43,911 Nope, no, I didn't, Delilah. 95 00:03:43,936 --> 00:03:45,240 I just didn't feel like carrying it. 96 00:03:45,264 --> 00:03:46,508 That's your job. 97 00:03:47,275 --> 00:03:48,801 Oh, what? 98 00:03:48,826 --> 00:03:50,645 - Delilah! - Delilah, come on. 99 00:03:50,670 --> 00:03:52,200 Better get that... nope. 100 00:03:52,225 --> 00:03:53,726 - Come on, guys. - Come on. 101 00:03:55,178 --> 00:03:56,680 Let's go, fellas. 102 00:03:57,590 --> 00:03:59,067 Delilah, hey. 103 00:03:59,092 --> 00:04:01,129 How's the old C-Squad treating you? 104 00:04:01,154 --> 00:04:04,114 Best way to describe it is hell on Earth. 105 00:04:04,327 --> 00:04:06,302 I'm really sorry that my dad couldn't get you transferred 106 00:04:06,326 --> 00:04:08,981 - back to Station 27. - Yeah, me too. 107 00:04:09,006 --> 00:04:11,564 You know, my old station was awesome, but, you know, 108 00:04:11,589 --> 00:04:14,028 they'd filled my slot, and C-Team had one open, 109 00:04:14,053 --> 00:04:16,793 - so here I am. - Delilah! 110 00:04:16,818 --> 00:04:17,896 How many times I gotta tell you? 111 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:19,832 Don't forget your axe. 112 00:04:19,857 --> 00:04:22,301 - Jesus. - They, uh, make me hold 113 00:04:22,326 --> 00:04:25,020 my rubber axe all the time. Even on my days off. 114 00:04:25,366 --> 00:04:27,692 Breakfast is on me. 115 00:04:28,736 --> 00:04:30,622 Oh, man. She looks like shit. 116 00:04:30,647 --> 00:04:33,129 - Yeah, and I feel like shit. - Yeah, you should. 117 00:04:33,154 --> 00:04:34,790 After you had her transferred and ripped 118 00:04:34,815 --> 00:04:37,817 from her wonderful life, the C-Team crushed her spirit. 119 00:04:37,934 --> 00:04:39,457 That's on you. 120 00:04:44,846 --> 00:04:46,801 Ugh, not again. 121 00:04:49,264 --> 00:04:51,012 All right, good morning everybody. 122 00:04:51,037 --> 00:04:52,457 - Hey. - Good morning. 123 00:04:52,482 --> 00:04:53,598 First order of business. 124 00:04:53,623 --> 00:04:56,504 Who here thinks that my test truck is better than 125 00:04:56,529 --> 00:04:57,931 Andy's toy car? 126 00:04:57,956 --> 00:04:59,593 - Show of hands! - Right here. 127 00:04:59,618 --> 00:05:01,653 - It's not a toy, you guys. - Oh, really? 128 00:05:01,678 --> 00:05:03,481 - Does it take batteries? - Yeah. 129 00:05:03,506 --> 00:05:04,864 - What? - Yeah. 130 00:05:04,889 --> 00:05:06,739 Can you speak up? 131 00:05:06,764 --> 00:05:08,575 - Yeah. - Then it is a toy. 132 00:05:08,981 --> 00:05:09,981 All right. 133 00:05:10,006 --> 00:05:12,684 I have some exciting news. Station 24 has been selected 134 00:05:12,709 --> 00:05:14,332 to create the next round of 135 00:05:14,357 --> 00:05:16,129 public service announcements for the city. 136 00:05:16,154 --> 00:05:17,318 We get to shoot the commercials? 137 00:05:17,342 --> 00:05:18,754 We do, It's a big honor. 138 00:05:18,779 --> 00:05:21,239 We're premiering on "It's 2:00 A.M. in Tacoma" 139 00:05:21,264 --> 00:05:23,098 and all municipal websites. 140 00:05:23,123 --> 00:05:24,950 - People love websites. - Yeah! 141 00:05:24,975 --> 00:05:26,458 And we also get a chance to save lives. 142 00:05:26,482 --> 00:05:28,254 So let's put some thought into it. 143 00:05:28,279 --> 00:05:29,888 We'll have a creative meeting after lunch. 144 00:05:29,912 --> 00:05:31,146 When was the last time Station 24 145 00:05:31,170 --> 00:05:33,731 - got to make the PSAs? - It's funny you ask that. 146 00:05:33,756 --> 00:05:35,645 I happen to have it right here. 147 00:05:36,030 --> 00:05:38,278 - Ooh. - You know what this is? 148 00:05:38,303 --> 00:05:40,739 - That's my copy of "On Golden Pond." - It's a VHS. 149 00:05:40,764 --> 00:05:42,434 We used to watch movies on these things. 150 00:05:42,459 --> 00:05:44,629 Can you believe that? 151 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:47,229 And... pop! 152 00:05:48,098 --> 00:05:49,747 - Oh. - Oh, my gosh. 153 00:05:49,772 --> 00:05:51,942 The world as we know it is about to end. 154 00:05:51,967 --> 00:05:54,989 This New Year's Eve, as we enter the year 2000, 155 00:05:55,014 --> 00:05:56,403 the millennium bug will hit. 156 00:05:56,428 --> 00:05:58,739 A little something called Y2K. 157 00:05:58,764 --> 00:06:01,134 Computer systems will fail around the world. 158 00:06:01,159 --> 00:06:02,903 Bank accounts will be deleted, 159 00:06:02,928 --> 00:06:05,239 and planes will fall from the sky. 160 00:06:05,388 --> 00:06:08,747 So you have to ask yourself, "Am I prepared?" 161 00:06:08,772 --> 00:06:11,575 I'm going to check my emergency survival kit. 162 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:12,926 What are you working on? 163 00:06:12,951 --> 00:06:15,723 It's a new peer-to-peer social network. 164 00:06:15,748 --> 00:06:18,457 I'm calling it "FaceConnect." 165 00:06:19,972 --> 00:06:23,411 I call it deleted. 'Cause that's what will happen 166 00:06:23,436 --> 00:06:26,582 if you do not unplug your computers or appliances 167 00:06:26,607 --> 00:06:28,410 before the stroke of midnight. 168 00:06:28,435 --> 00:06:31,418 When the world ends, be ready. 169 00:06:31,443 --> 00:06:35,020 That way, on New Year's, you won't get kissed 170 00:06:35,045 --> 00:06:37,723 on the "apoca-lips." 171 00:06:42,041 --> 00:06:44,043 - Love that line! - Cap, you're a good actor. 172 00:06:44,068 --> 00:06:47,036 That "apoca-lips" line got me laid countless times. 173 00:06:47,061 --> 00:06:48,840 - Hey. - Good luck topping it. 174 00:06:48,865 --> 00:06:50,133 All right, let's wind this up. 175 00:06:50,158 --> 00:06:52,923 Starting with Andy's car. 176 00:06:53,623 --> 00:06:55,067 - Chief. - Whoo-hoo-hoo! 177 00:06:55,092 --> 00:06:56,489 - Man. - Man! 178 00:06:56,514 --> 00:06:58,817 - Andy, Andy, Andy. - Yeah? 179 00:06:59,301 --> 00:07:01,692 You wanna get Chief back for all the razzing about the car? 180 00:07:01,717 --> 00:07:03,661 - Yeah. - I got something. 181 00:07:10,201 --> 00:07:12,028 Why are you putting gas in the truck? 182 00:07:12,053 --> 00:07:14,622 Because I enjoy giving Terry a false sense of security. 183 00:07:14,647 --> 00:07:16,201 - So what's your endgame? - Nah, you don't want me 184 00:07:16,225 --> 00:07:18,098 - to give it away, do you? - Nah. 185 00:07:18,123 --> 00:07:19,301 Nah. Close that. 186 00:07:20,653 --> 00:07:22,676 Are we just doing fire safety PSAs? 187 00:07:22,701 --> 00:07:23,835 Oh, I don't think so. 188 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:25,663 You know, Y2K video was topical. 189 00:07:25,688 --> 00:07:28,950 How about a PSA explaining what PSA stands for? 190 00:07:28,975 --> 00:07:30,857 'Cause I think there's, like, a lot of confusion around that. 191 00:07:30,881 --> 00:07:31,990 - No, no, no. - I mean, nobody can give me 192 00:07:32,014 --> 00:07:33,724 - a straight answer. - How about a PSA about two 193 00:07:33,748 --> 00:07:36,301 - great teams making PSAs? - That's great idea. 194 00:07:36,326 --> 00:07:38,262 - Wait, what? - Ouch, ouch! 195 00:07:39,687 --> 00:07:41,075 It's good to see you, ladies. 196 00:07:41,100 --> 00:07:42,802 Chief, what are these guys doing here? 197 00:07:42,827 --> 00:07:44,434 What do you mean? I didn't say your shift 198 00:07:44,459 --> 00:07:45,958 - was making the PSAs. - Yeah, you did. You... 199 00:07:45,982 --> 00:07:47,872 I said the station's making PSAs. 200 00:07:47,897 --> 00:07:50,059 The C-Team wants to join. The more the merrier! 201 00:07:50,084 --> 00:07:51,719 Chief, we don't need their help. 202 00:07:51,744 --> 00:07:54,137 Oh, you don't need our help? 203 00:07:54,162 --> 00:07:56,566 We don't need yours. This little joker. 204 00:07:56,591 --> 00:07:59,247 He's so funny. Listen, my man Shorty 205 00:07:59,272 --> 00:08:01,707 over here won a Ta-Comy for acting in local theater. 206 00:08:01,732 --> 00:08:03,692 - Mm-hmm. - And when I played in the NFL, 207 00:08:03,717 --> 00:08:05,106 - I did commercials. - Yeah. 208 00:08:05,131 --> 00:08:06,974 Including those Happy Sailor deodorant commercials, 209 00:08:06,998 --> 00:08:08,809 which I'm sure you all have seen. 210 00:08:08,834 --> 00:08:09,887 I use that deodorant. 211 00:08:09,912 --> 00:08:12,559 So, basically, I can act, 212 00:08:12,584 --> 00:08:15,075 and I have a ton of money for the budget. 213 00:08:15,100 --> 00:08:18,293 And how are you gonna compete with this? 214 00:08:19,826 --> 00:08:21,317 All right, guys. 215 00:08:21,349 --> 00:08:23,529 - We're all gonna work together. - No, no, no, Chief, don't... 216 00:08:23,553 --> 00:08:24,942 Have fun making the PSAs. 217 00:08:24,967 --> 00:08:26,927 Chief, don't leave. Chief, don't leave... Chief... 218 00:08:28,344 --> 00:08:30,864 Yeah, Chief! Whoo! 219 00:08:33,289 --> 00:08:35,028 The chamois makes it shiny. 220 00:08:35,053 --> 00:08:37,434 Hey, uh, Chief, your AC is on. 221 00:08:37,459 --> 00:08:39,551 Yeah, I know. I don't wanna get hot. 222 00:08:39,576 --> 00:08:41,465 Yeah, but you're wasting so much gas. 223 00:08:41,490 --> 00:08:42,700 Don't worry about my gas. 224 00:08:42,725 --> 00:08:45,247 This baby gets better gas mileage than your little sardine can. 225 00:08:45,272 --> 00:08:46,778 Oh, I seriously doubt that, Chief. 226 00:08:46,803 --> 00:08:48,216 Oh, yeah? How many miles per gallon do you get? 227 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:51,051 I like to think of it more as smiles per gallon. 228 00:08:51,076 --> 00:08:53,629 - 55 miles per gallon. - Really? 229 00:08:53,654 --> 00:08:55,778 - Yeah, 55. - That seems like a lot. 230 00:08:55,803 --> 00:08:58,403 I know, I thought so too. But the proof's in the pudding. 231 00:08:58,428 --> 00:09:00,309 I've been driving this baby for three days, 232 00:09:00,334 --> 00:09:02,536 - haven't even moved the needle yet. - What? 233 00:09:02,561 --> 00:09:03,903 What's the opposite of a lemon? 234 00:09:03,928 --> 00:09:05,497 - A shark? - Lime! 235 00:09:05,522 --> 00:09:06,809 This is all lime. 236 00:09:06,834 --> 00:09:08,528 Hoo-ee, look at this gorgeous truck. 237 00:09:08,553 --> 00:09:10,325 It's like you two were separated at birth. 238 00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:12,145 - It's got eight cup holders. - Wow-ee. 239 00:09:12,170 --> 00:09:13,598 - The big ones! - Whoo! 240 00:09:13,623 --> 00:09:15,257 Unlike this little "bra on wheels," 241 00:09:15,282 --> 00:09:17,450 this baby reeks manliness. 242 00:09:17,475 --> 00:09:19,278 I think I'm gonna start smoking cigars. 243 00:09:19,303 --> 00:09:21,676 Here, keep her running five minutes then turn it off. 244 00:09:21,701 --> 00:09:22,825 What? 245 00:09:22,850 --> 00:09:23,984 Ready to go fill them up? 246 00:09:24,009 --> 00:09:25,294 You know we created a monster, right? 247 00:09:25,318 --> 00:09:27,645 I know. And it's alive! 248 00:09:27,670 --> 00:09:29,115 Look, he left this thing on. 249 00:09:29,139 --> 00:09:31,536 And all the doors are open! 250 00:09:31,561 --> 00:09:34,137 What about spaying and neutering your cats? 251 00:09:34,162 --> 00:09:35,739 - Ooh. - That's good. 252 00:09:35,764 --> 00:09:38,028 Hey, hey, hey, breast cancer awareness. 253 00:09:39,313 --> 00:09:41,926 - Boo. - Tapestries on lamps? 254 00:09:41,951 --> 00:09:43,536 - Yeah. - Oh, that's good. 255 00:09:43,561 --> 00:09:45,107 Sorry, what does... What does that mean? 256 00:09:45,131 --> 00:09:46,349 Come on, man. Sometimes my lovemaking 257 00:09:46,373 --> 00:09:48,408 goes on for so long they catch on fire. 258 00:09:48,433 --> 00:09:50,598 - I've seen him do it. - You watch him do that? 259 00:09:50,623 --> 00:09:52,497 Delilah, what is this? 260 00:09:52,522 --> 00:09:54,107 You know I don't eat the green apples ones. 261 00:09:54,131 --> 00:09:56,107 - Oh, my God, Delilah, Delilah. - It's like an abomination. 262 00:09:56,131 --> 00:09:57,739 They're touching my yellow ones. 263 00:09:57,764 --> 00:09:59,489 Don't do that. Get it out of here. 264 00:09:59,514 --> 00:10:01,137 All right, guys. We're losing focus here. 265 00:10:01,162 --> 00:10:06,325 How about we do a PSA video on the new trend of fisting? 266 00:10:06,350 --> 00:10:08,184 - Hard pass. - Who made you the director? 267 00:10:08,209 --> 00:10:09,747 - Yeah. - Well, I guess I just did. 268 00:10:09,772 --> 00:10:12,129 - First of all, I'm a Captain. - We know. 269 00:10:12,154 --> 00:10:13,887 No, no, no, no, no. I can make you pick lint 270 00:10:13,912 --> 00:10:15,575 out of my bellybutton if I want. 271 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:17,661 Second, Granny's little 272 00:10:17,686 --> 00:10:19,997 body cam videos don't inspire much confidence. 273 00:10:20,022 --> 00:10:22,817 Guys, honestly, Granny's our guy, so he's gonna direct. 274 00:10:22,842 --> 00:10:25,161 We're doing public service announcements. 275 00:10:25,186 --> 00:10:27,188 - Yeah. - Not fisting porn, man. 276 00:10:27,213 --> 00:10:29,458 You know what? I'm directing, end of story. 277 00:10:31,818 --> 00:10:33,020 I guess there's only one way 278 00:10:33,045 --> 00:10:34,546 we're gonna be able to solve this. 279 00:10:34,571 --> 00:10:36,408 Hmm. 280 00:10:42,133 --> 00:10:45,281 ♪ Playing with the gang ♪ 281 00:10:45,735 --> 00:10:49,461 ♪ Going head to head with the band ♪ 282 00:10:49,689 --> 00:10:54,406 ♪ Garage hockey is the best ♪ 283 00:10:56,203 --> 00:10:59,373 ♪ Pretty wants to direct ♪ 284 00:10:59,398 --> 00:11:02,969 ♪ But the city got no respect ♪ 285 00:11:02,994 --> 00:11:07,781 ♪ So they're gonna decide by playing sports ♪ 286 00:11:09,688 --> 00:11:12,633 ♪ High fives and pats on the butts ♪ 287 00:11:12,658 --> 00:11:16,748 ♪ Lucy doesn't go for the top goal score ♪ 288 00:11:16,773 --> 00:11:21,485 ♪ Delilah just scored, but no one cares about her goal ♪ 289 00:11:23,281 --> 00:11:27,562 ♪ They rather just laugh and dance in slow-mo ♪ 290 00:11:28,169 --> 00:11:31,265 I'm about to make you my B-I-T-C-H, baby. 291 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,249 Who the hell you think you're talking to? 292 00:11:35,274 --> 00:11:36,648 - Guys, guys! - Huh? 293 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:42,044 - All right, get your boy! - Hey, hey, hey, you know what? 294 00:11:42,068 --> 00:11:43,746 You know what? The hell with this, all right? 295 00:11:43,770 --> 00:11:46,488 We're not working together. You do your PSAs, 296 00:11:46,513 --> 00:11:47,926 and we'll do our PSAs. 297 00:11:47,951 --> 00:11:49,320 Okay, yeah, yeah, that's fine. 298 00:11:49,345 --> 00:11:51,582 Because ours is gonna blow yours out of the water! 299 00:11:53,036 --> 00:11:54,504 We'll see about that. Good-bye. 300 00:11:54,529 --> 00:11:56,168 A-Team out! 301 00:11:56,193 --> 00:11:58,296 Man, you guys are really good at hockey. 302 00:11:58,321 --> 00:12:00,918 We better be. We have mandatory practices 303 00:12:00,943 --> 00:12:03,913 in the event that another shift challenges us to a game. 304 00:12:05,978 --> 00:12:08,910 - Whoa, is that new? - Uh, yeah. 305 00:12:08,935 --> 00:12:12,006 When I got transferred to C-Team, all the guys had one, 306 00:12:12,031 --> 00:12:15,207 and they said it was the shift tattoo, and I had to get one. 307 00:12:15,232 --> 00:12:17,746 But when I showed up with mine, they started laughing, 308 00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:20,058 and they rubbed theirs off, 'cause theirs were temporary. 309 00:12:20,083 --> 00:12:21,332 Shut up. 310 00:12:21,357 --> 00:12:22,949 And I'm gonna have this shit forever. 311 00:12:22,974 --> 00:12:25,472 - Does my dad know about that? - Oh, my God, don't tell him. 312 00:12:25,497 --> 00:12:27,215 It'll just make things worse for me. 313 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:29,590 - I'm so sorry. - It's not your fault. 314 00:12:29,615 --> 00:12:31,715 I mean, you're not the one who had me transferred 315 00:12:31,740 --> 00:12:33,144 to this station. 316 00:12:33,489 --> 00:12:34,941 Delilah, come on! 317 00:12:34,966 --> 00:12:36,832 - Let's go. - Coming. 318 00:12:42,185 --> 00:12:43,816 You just drizzle it on top like that? 319 00:12:43,841 --> 00:12:46,066 Yeah, just a light drizzle. You put a little butter 320 00:12:46,091 --> 00:12:47,980 and lemon, and sprinkle it across the top. 321 00:12:48,005 --> 00:12:49,793 - Hmm. - What's the opposite of a lemon? 322 00:12:49,818 --> 00:12:52,644 You know what? I keep getting asked that. I don't know. 323 00:12:52,669 --> 00:12:55,465 Hey guys, who has an awesome mustache 324 00:12:55,490 --> 00:12:57,535 and owns the greatest truck of all time? 325 00:12:57,560 --> 00:12:59,324 - I'm gonna say Kid Rock. - This guy. 326 00:12:59,349 --> 00:13:01,785 $70,000, 80 miles per gallon. 327 00:13:01,810 --> 00:13:03,379 - 80 miles per gallon? - Seven... 328 00:13:03,404 --> 00:13:05,886 - Whoo, doggy! - Yeah, I miscalculated. 329 00:13:05,911 --> 00:13:08,722 It's not 55, it's 80 miles per gallon. 330 00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:10,785 - Can you believe it? - Wait, 70K? 331 00:13:10,919 --> 00:13:13,410 - That's a big investment, Chief. - Sure is. 332 00:13:13,435 --> 00:13:15,355 You know what? I'll more than make up for it 333 00:13:15,380 --> 00:13:17,941 in the money I save on gas. In the meantime... you! 334 00:13:17,966 --> 00:13:20,613 Keep that "save the seals" mobile out of my spot. 335 00:13:20,638 --> 00:13:22,277 I don't wanna run it over with the beast. 336 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,394 Okay, mm. 337 00:13:24,419 --> 00:13:26,293 - This fresh? - Yeah, I just made it. 338 00:13:26,318 --> 00:13:27,347 Awesome. Thank you. 339 00:13:27,372 --> 00:13:29,965 I like my coffee like I like my trucks... black! 340 00:13:29,990 --> 00:13:31,849 He just mugged you. 341 00:13:32,544 --> 00:13:35,433 70K is so much money. I think we should come clean. 342 00:13:35,458 --> 00:13:37,230 Come clean? What are you, smoking crack? 343 00:13:37,255 --> 00:13:38,757 Now's when the fun actually starts. 344 00:13:38,782 --> 00:13:40,574 Remember when you asked what the endgame was? 345 00:13:40,599 --> 00:13:42,410 - Yes. - This is it. 346 00:13:45,060 --> 00:13:46,746 - There we go. - Whoa. 347 00:13:47,263 --> 00:13:48,508 You're really good at that, Cap. 348 00:13:48,532 --> 00:13:51,203 Damn straight. I haven't paid for gas since high school. 349 00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:54,602 Wait, have you ever stolen my gas? 350 00:13:55,799 --> 00:13:57,765 Hold that still, would you? 351 00:13:57,790 --> 00:13:59,874 - Myawani! - Oh! 352 00:14:03,537 --> 00:14:04,906 What, what... 353 00:14:10,887 --> 00:14:12,665 Oh, hey, I've been looking all over for you. 354 00:14:12,690 --> 00:14:13,726 What are you guys doing? 355 00:14:13,751 --> 00:14:15,960 Uh, just having a water balloon fight. 356 00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:17,187 - I'm losing. - Cute. 357 00:14:17,212 --> 00:14:19,320 Hey, check this out. Look it. 358 00:14:19,954 --> 00:14:21,249 Right, cool. 359 00:14:21,274 --> 00:14:23,414 It's a Montalban Reserve. It's from Honduras. 360 00:14:23,439 --> 00:14:24,555 - Huh. - It's gonna taste great 361 00:14:24,579 --> 00:14:27,141 with this badass truck of mine. 362 00:14:27,436 --> 00:14:29,523 - Okay. - Do not light that. 363 00:14:29,548 --> 00:14:31,773 Oh, what's the matter? You don't like the smell, huh? 364 00:14:32,710 --> 00:14:34,378 Chief, Chief... 365 00:14:34,403 --> 00:14:35,906 - No, no, no. - Do not light that. 366 00:14:39,006 --> 00:14:40,846 - No, no, no, no. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 367 00:14:42,798 --> 00:14:45,668 No! 368 00:14:51,642 --> 00:14:53,382 See you later, suckers! 369 00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:55,374 That was thrilling. 370 00:14:55,399 --> 00:14:58,124 No, that was terrifying. 371 00:15:01,314 --> 00:15:02,976 Are the lights ready yet? 372 00:15:03,001 --> 00:15:05,335 You know, this is hot on my fingers. 373 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:08,289 Get some gloves. The lights need to be perfect. 374 00:15:08,314 --> 00:15:11,148 Okay, well, you better sweep my chimneys then, too. 375 00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:16,304 - This is a cell phone free set. - Hey, man. 376 00:15:16,329 --> 00:15:17,617 Are you serious? 377 00:15:17,642 --> 00:15:21,085 We need to beat these guys, so focus, all right? 378 00:15:21,230 --> 00:15:22,820 - Let's roll on rehearsal. - Yes. 379 00:15:22,845 --> 00:15:24,571 Hey, I was thinking I could add this little thing about 380 00:15:24,595 --> 00:15:26,992 how carbon monoxide is "silent but deadly." 381 00:15:27,017 --> 00:15:29,354 - Oh, like the fart. - Ex... exactly! 382 00:15:29,379 --> 00:15:30,960 Let's read what's on the script. 383 00:15:30,985 --> 00:15:33,622 You know, we'll just read what's written, all right? 384 00:15:33,647 --> 00:15:35,406 But why does it have to be so dark? 385 00:15:35,431 --> 00:15:37,523 I'm going for a mood. 386 00:15:37,548 --> 00:15:40,802 Unlike the C-Team and their stupid '80s theme, 387 00:15:40,827 --> 00:15:41,921 whatever that is. 388 00:15:41,946 --> 00:15:43,367 Keep dancing, keep that energy up! 389 00:15:43,392 --> 00:15:44,570 - Whoo! - I'm loving it! 390 00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:46,296 Come on, Cap, come hang out with us! 391 00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:47,957 - You want me in there? Alright. - Yeah! 392 00:15:48,375 --> 00:15:49,602 There he is. 393 00:15:49,627 --> 00:15:52,391 - Come on, Cap! - Whoo! Whoo-hoo! 394 00:15:52,416 --> 00:15:54,523 - Whoo-whoo! - Hey, hey, hold on, hold on. 395 00:15:54,548 --> 00:15:57,484 Should we do a PSA or should we just have a party? 396 00:15:57,509 --> 00:15:59,078 Party! 397 00:15:59,103 --> 00:16:00,500 Whoo! 398 00:16:01,673 --> 00:16:03,742 Oi, you're gonna wind up dead. 399 00:16:03,767 --> 00:16:06,125 Now remember to turn off your space heaters! 400 00:16:06,150 --> 00:16:07,392 - I like that. - I can always do it when 401 00:16:07,416 --> 00:16:10,109 - the camera's not rolling. - Hey, buddy, good job, man. 402 00:16:10,134 --> 00:16:11,413 I'm loving everything you're doing. 403 00:16:11,437 --> 00:16:13,024 But you're gonna be nude in this scene, okay? 404 00:16:13,048 --> 00:16:14,383 - Are you serious? - Come on. 405 00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:16,383 - I gotta top these guys. - No, Granny. 406 00:16:16,408 --> 00:16:18,710 - I'm not getting naked. - What, don't be a prude, man. 407 00:16:18,735 --> 00:16:20,507 - You're a stripper. - Number one. 408 00:16:20,532 --> 00:16:22,164 I'm not a stripper. I'm an exotic dancer. 409 00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:24,133 Number two. I don't get nude on stage. 410 00:16:24,158 --> 00:16:25,158 - I tease. - Okay. 411 00:16:25,183 --> 00:16:27,664 You're just uncomfortable with being naked all of a sudden? 412 00:16:27,689 --> 00:16:30,358 Well, what does nudity have to do with space heaters? 413 00:16:30,383 --> 00:16:32,352 You guys are being losers right now. 414 00:16:32,377 --> 00:16:34,031 No, you're kinda being a dick. 415 00:16:34,056 --> 00:16:35,191 Oh, I'm a dick? 416 00:16:35,216 --> 00:16:36,797 Ike can't even remember his lines. 417 00:16:38,017 --> 00:16:40,048 You changed, man. 418 00:16:42,448 --> 00:16:43,867 - I quit. - Wha... 419 00:16:43,892 --> 00:16:46,875 - Yeah, me too. - Yeah, you changed. 420 00:16:46,900 --> 00:16:48,383 - I quit too. - Really? 421 00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:51,078 And another thing, Granny. Guess what. 422 00:16:51,103 --> 00:16:53,625 Have fun shooting your PSA with no friends. 423 00:16:54,082 --> 00:16:57,313 - 'Cause no one's here! - Well, I don't need you! 424 00:16:57,338 --> 00:17:00,305 I don't need any of you! I'll do it myself! 425 00:17:05,179 --> 00:17:07,515 ♪ Bop-de-boop-de-boo, do-do-do ♪ 426 00:17:07,540 --> 00:17:10,188 Driving my truck. My truck! 427 00:17:10,213 --> 00:17:11,316 Yeah, truck! 428 00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:16,018 What... What... 429 00:17:16,284 --> 00:17:18,867 That's impossible. I just filled it up! 430 00:17:20,923 --> 00:17:22,558 Damn it! 431 00:17:22,825 --> 00:17:25,962 Jesus, Chief Terry McConky here. 432 00:17:26,074 --> 00:17:27,961 Um, can you tell me, uh... 433 00:17:27,986 --> 00:17:30,656 How many miles per gallon does the truck get? 434 00:17:30,793 --> 00:17:32,594 Nine? 435 00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:35,906 Did you say nine? Okay. 436 00:17:35,931 --> 00:17:37,758 Hey, Chiefy. What's good, bubba? 437 00:17:37,783 --> 00:17:39,438 Oh, hey, hey. Hey, guys. 438 00:17:39,463 --> 00:17:41,173 - What are you doing out here? - Getting some lunch 439 00:17:41,197 --> 00:17:42,648 and generally rocking and rolling. 440 00:17:42,673 --> 00:17:44,688 - How about you? - You know, I was just, uh, 441 00:17:44,713 --> 00:17:47,109 I was driving, I got a cramp in the old leg. 442 00:17:47,134 --> 00:17:49,641 - Ooh, that hurts. - And so I'm just, uh... 443 00:17:50,065 --> 00:17:52,066 - I'm just stretching it out. - Working it out. 444 00:17:52,091 --> 00:17:53,960 - Cool, cool, cool. - Sciatic nerve, you know? 445 00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:55,852 Well, do you need a lift or something, Chief? 446 00:17:55,877 --> 00:17:57,048 No, no, no, why would I need a lift? 447 00:17:57,072 --> 00:17:59,211 You know, y-you got the sciatic nerve thing. 448 00:17:59,236 --> 00:18:00,923 No, no, I'm fine, I'm good. I'll stretch it out 449 00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:02,157 then I'll drive the old truck back. 450 00:18:02,181 --> 00:18:04,570 Oh, man, look at that truck. How cool is that truck? 451 00:18:04,595 --> 00:18:06,797 - It is really cool. - Still getting 80 MPG? 452 00:18:06,822 --> 00:18:08,508 Sure, yeah. At least. 453 00:18:08,533 --> 00:18:10,516 - How lucky you are. - Great, great, great. 454 00:18:10,541 --> 00:18:11,766 But you don't want a lift now? 455 00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:13,727 Uh, I just said I didn't want a lift. 456 00:18:13,752 --> 00:18:14,920 So I don't want a lift. 457 00:18:14,945 --> 00:18:16,563 Far be it from us to be courteous. 458 00:18:16,588 --> 00:18:18,457 - Yeah. - Am I right? 459 00:18:18,482 --> 00:18:19,642 I'll meet you back at the station. 460 00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:21,790 - Okay, cool. We'll see you back there. - See you there. 461 00:18:21,814 --> 00:18:22,891 - Okay. - Bye, Chief. 462 00:18:22,916 --> 00:18:25,252 Okay. Leg cramp. 463 00:18:25,667 --> 00:18:27,102 Look at him back there. 464 00:18:27,127 --> 00:18:30,406 - He looks like a lost child. - Man, I feel terrible. 465 00:18:31,093 --> 00:18:33,461 Following a guy till he runs out of gas like that? 466 00:18:33,486 --> 00:18:36,500 Dude, we just made a grown man lie about his gas mileage. 467 00:18:36,525 --> 00:18:38,477 We screwed him to the tune of 70K. 468 00:18:38,502 --> 00:18:41,156 Yeah, but when you saw him actually run out of gas, 469 00:18:41,181 --> 00:18:43,539 how did it feel? Be honest. 470 00:18:43,564 --> 00:18:45,055 - Kinda good. - Yeah. 471 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:46,734 Yeah, yeah, you did. Yeah, you did. 472 00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:50,031 Cherish that, **. Doesn't come along very often. 473 00:18:53,634 --> 00:18:56,703 Anti-fisting PSA, take one. 474 00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:10,315 He got the whole fist in his mouth! 475 00:19:12,603 --> 00:19:14,328 Should we call 911? 476 00:19:14,353 --> 00:19:15,547 He's got his... 477 00:19:16,595 --> 00:19:18,172 No, no, no, get it out! 478 00:19:18,197 --> 00:19:20,781 Get it out, get it out! We're gonna take him to the ER! 479 00:19:20,806 --> 00:19:22,241 We're gonna go... 480 00:19:22,273 --> 00:19:24,383 - Ooga-booga-booga! - You guys wanna play Horse? 481 00:19:24,408 --> 00:19:26,203 Actually, when we play here, we drop the R. 482 00:19:26,228 --> 00:19:28,063 Yeah, in the fire station we play Hose. 483 00:19:28,088 --> 00:19:29,664 - Yup. - Oh, that tracks. 484 00:19:30,287 --> 00:19:33,344 Well, well, well, if it isn't the guy who put his 485 00:19:33,369 --> 00:19:35,477 metaphorical foot in his mouth. 486 00:19:35,502 --> 00:19:37,227 Yeah, and his fist in his real mouth. 487 00:19:38,298 --> 00:19:39,859 Why should we? 488 00:19:39,884 --> 00:19:42,153 You called us losers. 489 00:19:42,642 --> 00:19:44,031 Man. 490 00:19:44,056 --> 00:19:46,378 All right, should we do the 3-2-1 pull method? 491 00:19:46,403 --> 00:19:48,157 - Yeah. - Sure. 492 00:19:48,385 --> 00:19:51,680 Three, two, one. Pull! 493 00:19:53,596 --> 00:19:55,751 Holy shit. 494 00:19:56,017 --> 00:19:58,313 Ow! 495 00:19:58,338 --> 00:19:59,858 You got something you wanna say to us? 496 00:20:00,338 --> 00:20:03,071 You guys, I'm really sorry. 497 00:20:03,096 --> 00:20:05,432 There are no excuses for my actions. 498 00:20:05,457 --> 00:20:08,868 It's okay, buddy. We all make mistakes sometimes. 499 00:20:09,789 --> 00:20:12,665 I promise I will never forget to change the batteries 500 00:20:12,690 --> 00:20:15,794 on the carbon monoxide detector again. 501 00:20:15,819 --> 00:20:17,253 Good call. 502 00:20:17,278 --> 00:20:19,782 Because carbon monoxide is silent but deadly. 503 00:20:19,807 --> 00:20:22,219 - Like farts. - And cut! 504 00:20:22,244 --> 00:20:24,040 - I think we got it, you guys. - Hoo! 505 00:20:24,065 --> 00:20:25,313 That was awesome. 506 00:20:25,338 --> 00:20:26,767 - So we're square? - Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 507 00:20:26,791 --> 00:20:28,602 Granny, you still owe us a real apology. 508 00:20:28,627 --> 00:20:30,290 - The PSA didn't count? - Nope. 509 00:20:30,315 --> 00:20:32,657 - But I really meant it. - You can always roll your hand 510 00:20:32,682 --> 00:20:34,665 back into a fist and stick it back in your mouth. 511 00:20:34,690 --> 00:20:37,118 Okay, okay, I'm sorry, all right? 512 00:20:37,857 --> 00:20:40,494 I went too far. We're friends. 513 00:20:40,519 --> 00:20:42,212 I was wrong. 514 00:20:42,237 --> 00:20:43,673 You're forgiven. 515 00:20:44,321 --> 00:20:46,040 - Friends. - Of course we're friends. 516 00:20:48,024 --> 00:20:49,344 Buddy. 517 00:20:49,369 --> 00:20:51,774 Oh, uh, Delilah. Let me help with that. 518 00:20:51,799 --> 00:20:53,134 Uh, no, it's okay. 519 00:20:53,159 --> 00:20:55,094 It's just C-Team's laundry from home. 520 00:20:55,119 --> 00:20:56,470 Hey, I wanted to show you something. 521 00:20:56,494 --> 00:20:58,611 I've been feeling really bad about the way the C-Team's been 522 00:20:58,635 --> 00:21:00,813 treating you, so I got a little something as, like, 523 00:21:00,838 --> 00:21:03,219 a show of solidarity. Check it out. 524 00:21:04,218 --> 00:21:05,430 Isn't it so bad? 525 00:21:05,455 --> 00:21:07,673 Oh, my God. You did that for me? 526 00:21:07,698 --> 00:21:10,235 Yeah, so now you're not the only one in the station 527 00:21:10,260 --> 00:21:12,529 - with a stupid tattoo. - Except... 528 00:21:16,682 --> 00:21:20,227 Oh, shit! 529 00:21:20,252 --> 00:21:24,055 - Oh, no, it rubbed right off! - It's temporary? 530 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:25,727 Yeah, dude. 531 00:21:25,752 --> 00:21:28,805 Now you're the only one with that stupid-ass tattoo. 532 00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:30,892 Lucy, I've known you were the one who had me transferred 533 00:21:30,916 --> 00:21:32,579 this whole time. 534 00:21:32,604 --> 00:21:36,282 You uprooted me from my home and my perfect job, 535 00:21:36,307 --> 00:21:38,872 and then threw me away like forgotten leftovers. 536 00:21:38,897 --> 00:21:40,126 But guess what? 537 00:21:40,151 --> 00:21:41,641 I think you're gonna remember me now. 538 00:21:41,666 --> 00:21:42,877 'Cause every time you look back 539 00:21:42,901 --> 00:21:45,352 at that stupid-ass unicorn's face, 540 00:21:45,377 --> 00:21:47,681 I hope you'll remember this. 541 00:21:47,706 --> 00:21:52,384 Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! 542 00:21:53,385 --> 00:21:54,641 Yeah, got it! 543 00:21:54,666 --> 00:21:56,227 - Bam! - Oh! 544 00:21:57,836 --> 00:21:59,415 - Bam! - Dance, dance, go, Delilah! 545 00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:02,634 - Dance off! - You just got C-Teamed! 546 00:22:04,127 --> 00:22:07,407 Hey, uh, Lucy, your bald spot's showing. 547 00:22:13,010 --> 00:22:14,063 Yeah. 548 00:22:14,603 --> 00:22:17,618 - Morning. What's up, guys? - What's going on, Chief? 549 00:22:17,643 --> 00:22:19,282 I took a page out of old Andy's book. 550 00:22:19,307 --> 00:22:20,486 Every day's Earth Day, right guys? 551 00:22:20,510 --> 00:22:22,064 Since when do you care about the environment? 552 00:22:22,088 --> 00:22:24,509 I don't hate the environment, I hate animals, big difference. 553 00:22:24,534 --> 00:22:26,391 - So this is your new car? - Yeah. 554 00:22:26,416 --> 00:22:28,344 Jesus took mercy on me and took the truck back. 555 00:22:28,369 --> 00:22:30,040 So I got this baby. Huh? 556 00:22:30,065 --> 00:22:32,454 - Chief, you hate small cars. - Well, this one's great. 557 00:22:32,479 --> 00:22:34,305 Look, I can almost stretch my neck out in it. 558 00:22:34,330 --> 00:22:36,001 You got a neck? 559 00:22:36,026 --> 00:22:37,501 - That's funny. - Oh, hey. 560 00:22:37,526 --> 00:22:39,853 Everybody's PSAs are finished. You wanna go inside and watch? 561 00:22:39,877 --> 00:22:41,290 - Yes. - Awesome. 562 00:22:41,315 --> 00:22:45,126 Awesome. Let me just, uh, get my, uh... 563 00:22:46,913 --> 00:22:48,594 - A little help, guys? - You can't get out? 564 00:22:49,095 --> 00:22:50,391 Yeah, yeah, no problem. 565 00:22:50,416 --> 00:22:51,814 - That's cool. - Yeah, it's tight squeeze. 566 00:22:51,838 --> 00:22:53,564 The seat... the seat things... I don't... I don't know. 567 00:22:53,588 --> 00:22:54,923 All right, three, two, one. 568 00:23:00,499 --> 00:23:03,501 All right. And now, the world premiere 569 00:23:03,526 --> 00:23:06,313 of the PS-A-Team. 570 00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:12,321 I'm so nervous, though. 571 00:23:12,683 --> 00:23:16,993 Uh, honey, are... are you going to wear your seatbelt? 572 00:23:17,018 --> 00:23:20,899 Hell, no. Seatbelts are uncool. 573 00:23:22,784 --> 00:23:25,486 What's uncool is not wear... Wearing your seatbelt. 574 00:23:26,276 --> 00:23:28,016 Oh, don't forget your little one. 575 00:23:31,323 --> 00:23:32,782 Ooh. 576 00:23:34,324 --> 00:23:37,329 Baby buckled now. 577 00:23:37,354 --> 00:23:40,257 Buckle up. It saves lives. 578 00:23:45,898 --> 00:23:47,360 - Well, that sucked. - Yeah. 579 00:23:47,385 --> 00:23:48,743 - Yup. - Yeah. 580 00:23:48,768 --> 00:23:50,579 That was way weirder than I thought. 581 00:23:50,604 --> 00:23:51,907 Let's compare to the CTeam. 582 00:23:57,756 --> 00:23:59,792 The summer's heating up, and so am I. 583 00:23:59,817 --> 00:24:02,319 This Fourth of July protect yourself by wearing plenty 584 00:24:02,344 --> 00:24:04,680 of sunscreen with SPF 30 or higher. 585 00:24:04,705 --> 00:24:06,507 And have a friend help you with those 586 00:24:06,532 --> 00:24:08,399 tough-to-reach areas. 587 00:24:09,009 --> 00:24:10,711 I gotta work out. 588 00:24:12,494 --> 00:24:14,821 From all of us at Tacoma FD, on July Fourth, 589 00:24:14,846 --> 00:24:17,516 go forth safely, and... 590 00:24:17,677 --> 00:24:19,805 Happy Fourth! 591 00:24:23,775 --> 00:24:26,266 - Is that real whale? - Let's use theirs. 592 00:24:26,291 --> 00:24:27,485 - Yeah, I think. - Right? 593 00:24:27,510 --> 00:24:28,533 - For sure. - Yeah, no brainer. 594 00:24:28,557 --> 00:24:30,265 - Yeah. - Hit it again, Granny. 595 00:24:30,290 --> 00:24:33,690 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com