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Calm down. Just calm down.
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He's fine. Just breathe.
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He's having an anxiety attack.
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Sir! I need you to look at me.
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And breathe, all right?
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Ma'am, what caused the attack?
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He couldn't get out of the room.
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Let's get him out of here.
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- Door's locked.
- Of course it is.
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This is an escape room.
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I got nothing.
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Okay, there must be, like,
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a hidden camera here
or something, right?
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Open this door! Tacoma FD!
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This one's locked, too.
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Bricks!
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- Whoo-hoo-hoo.
- Open the door now!
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I know you can see us! Open up!
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Jesus, son of a... Nah,
that's not a camera.
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Well, maybe we can solve
the final clues quickly,
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and the doors will open.
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All right. Well, what was the last clue?
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"I'm tallest when I'm young
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and shortest when I'm old."
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- Benjamin Button!
- Mm.
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Oh, a candle! A candle gets shorter.
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- No.
- Bear with me.
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Whoa.
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- Who's the 34th president?
- Clinton.
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- Hoover.
- Eisenhower's the 34th.
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- How do you know that?
- My gram-gram named me after him.
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B. Eisenhower.
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- Just Ike.
- B. Ike...
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- Bike... bike, bike!
- Bike, yeah.
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Oh, yeah, here it is. Look at that.
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Hey, Probie. Ride this thing.
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But of course.
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Here we go. Come on.
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Really go, Lucy!
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Go faster.
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- L.
- Hey!
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M. X.
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- Come on, Lucy.
- Come on.
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Climax! We all need to climax together!
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- No.
- Wait. Those aren't letters.
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- Yeah, they are.
- They're roman numerals!
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Man, fuck this.
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Oh!
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Granny, that's nice work.
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What in the hell are you doing?
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- Escaping.
- That's my wall!
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Oh, shit.
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Here's Andy.
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- Hey, guys.
- That's an entrance.
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Hey, Chief.
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Did you know this was an escape room?
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- Yeah, we figured it out.
- Yeah, we do now.
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- I'm having a panic attack.
- Somebody help this guy.
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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com
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With selflessness and courage,
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Chief Terrence McConky saved
the life of his colleague,
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Captain Edward Penisi Jr.,
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in the Great Marijuana
Dispensary Fire of 2019.
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Talk about saving a bud.
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Really?
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Next, for bravery cracking
the Tacoma High AV Heist,
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I recognize Police
Captain Gerald Polonsky.
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- Pretty nice, huh?
- Yeah.
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Funny that you don't
remember what you did
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to earn this award.
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I remember what I did.
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It'd be funnier if it was
in the shape of a bong.
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What do you know about bongs?
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Chief.
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We're gonna do a photo op
with all the recipients.
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- Congrats, Jerry.
- Back at ya, Terry.
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Hey. Harry, congratulations again
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on your award, my friend... Come here.
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- Okay.
- Come here.
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- Oh, are we?
- Yeah, we're doing it.
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Okay, great.
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- I'm so proud of you.
- Okay.
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- Be proud of yourself.
- Thank you.
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Hello, Lola.
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Oh, do you two know each other?
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We used to be married.
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- Oops.
- Yeah.
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Uh, funny story. She was cheating on me
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with him while we were married, so...
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Okay, I'm gonna...
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just, uh, go over there
and wait for the photo.
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That's great.
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So, Lola, tell me.
When is the jackal due?
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- Any day now. Thanks.
- Ah...
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Oh, that's fantastic.
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I know that you and Freddie Mercury here
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will be very happy together... forever!
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At least someone was
able to put a baby in me.
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- Oof.
- Yeesh.
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Great to see you, Jerry.
Congrats on the award.
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Great to see you, Jerry.
What's wrong with you?
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Terry, I am in such a fantastic place.
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- With Polonsky?
- Do you see this magic?
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This is life. This has changed me.
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Edward Penisi III doesn't want
his dad wallowing in pettiness.
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Edward Penisi III?
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Yeah, or Trey, as I will call him.
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Terry, family's important. We're blood.
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- I'm your brother-in-law.
- Exactly.
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And you and my sister gave
me these beautiful nieces.
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Now it's my turn. And I'm gonna
give you a strong, virile nephew.
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I thought you were gonna
wait to find out the sex.
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We are, but your mom shared
some medical knowledge with me
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the night that Terry saved my life.
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Boys are made when a woman has
an orgasm during conception.
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No offense.
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After that evening,
I was expecting quadruplet boys.
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You're the best, Lola.
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Come on. Let's get out of here.
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Ugh.
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Who wants froyo?
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- Yeah, sounds good. Girls?
- Let's do it. Come on.
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Oh, here's one in the first race.
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Check this out. Burning Sensation.
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Any horse with a name
like that is a winner.
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I'm not so sure your "name of the horse"
method is sound.
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Uh, I won with Flammable Lector.
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Okay?
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That name was a sign.
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Ike, you know
the horse's name has no bearing
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on its performance, right?
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Oh, here's one in the third race.
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Cherry Oats of Fire.
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Come on!
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Goodness gracious. I'm betting on it.
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- Happy payday, everyone.
- Hey!
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Don't gamble it all in one place, hey.
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Money won is sweeter than money earned.
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You said it.
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I'm gonna buy more boxes
in the baby pool.
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- Yes.
- You got it.
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So we got date of birth.
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Couple other fun ones.
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I want March 28th. Ooh, and webbed feet.
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Uh, let me do third nipple.
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Club feet and circumcised.
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You people are wasting your
money on these exotic bets.
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This kid's gonna be perfect.
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- Yeah.
- No, of course.
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We'll take your word for it.
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Can you add circumcised
on there for him?
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Well, we've gone over the $5,000 mark!
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I'm about to win some
money off of a baby.
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Dear Trey,
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I'm writing this journal
so you'll have guidance
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on your path to becoming a man.
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I've learned many things
in my 40-plus years.
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I now pass that knowledge to you.
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First...
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fake breasts.
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Some will tell you they're unappealing.
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But I find them to be fantastic.
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He's gonna break though. A pitch back!
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Take that, bitch!
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You're getting tired of
getting your ass kicked, huh?
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You want to take a break?
You want to take a break?
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- Here we go.
- Oh, wait.
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- Wait, my... My controller. Come on.
- Yes, touchdown!
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Pleasure doing business with you.
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- Double or nothing.
- Yeah, all right, all right.
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Come on, come on, come on.
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Who's up for a little meatball roulette?
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- Oh, yes, yes, yes.
- Meatball roulette?
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What's meatball roulette?
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Cooked into one of the
meatballs is a ghost pepper.
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So, you buy in. You chew it up.
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And then the winner gets the pot.
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- How do you know if you got it?
- Trust me. You'll know.
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The money is the
consolation for the pain.
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In my day, we cooked
a nail into the meatball.
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- You in, Chief?
- Yeah, what the heck?
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All right.
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20 bucks in the pot, please.
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Thank you, Chief.
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- On my call, ready?
- Yeah.
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Three, two, one, eat.
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- Nope. Not that one.
- Think I'm good.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I think we got a winner.
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No, no, no, no.
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You can't drink. You can't drink.
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If you drink, it's all null and void.
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And you have to finish
the whole meatball.
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You have to eat the whole
meatball to win the money.
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- Sorry.
- But there's no crying in meatball.
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Nice work.
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- Can I have water now?
- Yeah, drink the water.
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Only milk is gonna help.
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Lucy is on a winning streak of one.
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You could say I'm on fire.
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- Hey, any more meatballs?
- Plenty more.
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Is that the biggest one?
Is that the biggest one?
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- You know what? It is.
- Okay.
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Let's go over here so I
can win my money back.
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Oh, you guys gonna play
some more video games?
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Is that what you're gonna do?
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In my day,
we didn't play these stupid games.
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On payday, we sat around this table,
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and we played a good
old-fashioned game of poker.
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Why don't you put your
money where your mouth is?
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- Let's play.
- I don't like taking your money.
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You made me pay rent when I was 16.
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Nobody likes a freeloader, Lucy.
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Well, now's my chance to win it back!
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- Are you guys in?
- All right.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- Let's do it.
- All right.
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- I'm gonna go get Cap.
- We don't need him.
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We've got a good number
right here... five.
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He's gonna want to play.
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Yeah, why not? The whole station.
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You gonna eat that?
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Uh, no, I wasn't gonna.
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You're not even halfway
through your first...
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- Well, you know...
- Okay.
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Son...
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the hardest I ever laughed
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was the time I met a Dutch
fellow whose name was
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Fartin.
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So just know, windmills and clogs
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aren't the only funny things in Holland.
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Cap? Oh.
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- You're up there.
- Yeah.
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Hey, we're about
to start a game of poker.
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No, thanks, Luce.
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Gambling's not really
high on my list anymore.
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You'll understand one
day when you have kids.
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You don't have kids yet.
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Someday you'll get it.
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Just wanted to extend the invite.
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Hey, Luce. Little fatherly advice.
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Be careful gambling with these guys.
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They can be pretty cutthroat.
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Oh, don't worry about me.
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I'm gonna fleece all of them,
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including my dad.
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Your dad sucks at gambling.
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I bet he didn't want to invite me.
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- Wait, how did you know that?
- Well, he can't beat me.
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See, over the years,
I've discovered that your dad
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has several tells.
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Can you tell them to me?
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When your dad gets good cards
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and he sees them for the first time,
254
00:09:15,763 --> 00:09:18,296
his eyes pop out of his head like this.
255
00:09:18,554 --> 00:09:19,869
And when he's bluffing,
256
00:09:19,894 --> 00:09:22,730
he plants his tongue
firmly in his cheek, like so.
257
00:09:22,755 --> 00:09:24,200
Awesome. Thank you.
258
00:09:24,225 --> 00:09:25,891
Use those tips judiciously.
259
00:09:25,916 --> 00:09:27,982
You abuse them,
you poke the bear and ruin everything.
260
00:09:28,006 --> 00:09:29,331
- You got it?
- Don't you worry.
261
00:09:29,356 --> 00:09:31,067
I don't poke bears.
262
00:09:31,176 --> 00:09:33,248
We got ourselves a ringer!
263
00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:35,584
- Lucy wins again.
- All right, just deal.
264
00:09:35,609 --> 00:09:37,262
- Hey, ante up, everybody.
- For real, man.
265
00:09:37,286 --> 00:09:39,350
You produced yourself a
talented little gambler.
266
00:09:39,375 --> 00:09:41,415
Must've come from the Penisi side.
267
00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:42,614
Maybe the little part.
268
00:09:43,808 --> 00:09:44,873
All right, all right, all right.
269
00:09:44,897 --> 00:09:45,946
Okay, okay. That's me, right?
270
00:09:45,970 --> 00:09:47,812
I'm gonna go ahead and check.
271
00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:50,267
- I, too, will check.
- I'm gonna go for 50.
272
00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:51,866
Fold.
273
00:09:51,891 --> 00:09:53,080
- Fold.
- Yeah, I'll fold, too.
274
00:09:53,104 --> 00:09:54,281
Yeah, I'm also gonna fold.
275
00:09:54,306 --> 00:09:55,322
We didn't even do the flop yet.
276
00:09:55,346 --> 00:09:57,147
We're just following
the hot hand, Chief.
277
00:09:57,172 --> 00:09:58,172
Come on! Look at this!
278
00:09:58,197 --> 00:09:59,977
- Don't show us.
- That's a cocky move, my man.
279
00:10:00,001 --> 00:10:02,296
Wait, so, Lucy, you think
you get your gambling prowess
280
00:10:02,321 --> 00:10:03,527
from your Penisi side?
281
00:10:03,552 --> 00:10:04,799
Yeah, that's why Chief doesn't want
282
00:10:04,823 --> 00:10:06,236
- Uncle Eddie to play.
- Not true.
283
00:10:06,261 --> 00:10:08,440
The McConkys have always
been legendary high rollers.
284
00:10:08,465 --> 00:10:09,486
Except you.
285
00:10:09,511 --> 00:10:12,241
- Gotcha, Chief!
- Damn!
286
00:10:12,266 --> 00:10:13,377
- Yeah!
- All right, you know what?
287
00:10:13,401 --> 00:10:14,975
- No more table talk.
- Oh, come on.
288
00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,248
That's part of the game, my man.
289
00:10:16,272 --> 00:10:17,478
No more laughing either.
290
00:10:17,503 --> 00:10:18,916
We can't laugh at the poker table?
291
00:10:18,941 --> 00:10:20,941
- Yeah!
- Hey, Ike, try it and see.
292
00:10:21,936 --> 00:10:23,436
Seriously?
293
00:10:23,684 --> 00:10:26,979
- How about 100 in?
- 100, sure.
294
00:10:27,004 --> 00:10:28,737
All right, let's see this flop.
295
00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:30,694
Super-fun flop.
296
00:10:30,719 --> 00:10:33,153
All right, you know what? I'm all-in.
297
00:10:33,955 --> 00:10:35,273
Call.
298
00:10:35,641 --> 00:10:37,109
- Ooh!
- Really?
299
00:10:37,134 --> 00:10:38,508
Did you not see my hand from last time?
300
00:10:38,532 --> 00:10:40,665
- Oh, yeah, I saw it.
- Fold.
301
00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:42,639
Uh, yeah, I'm gonna fold.
302
00:10:42,664 --> 00:10:45,857
- Let's see what you got.
- McConky verse McConky.
303
00:10:45,882 --> 00:10:47,644
Two pair! Whoa, man!
304
00:10:47,669 --> 00:10:48,749
Well done!
305
00:10:48,774 --> 00:10:49,958
Wait, wait, wait. Chief,
what did you have?
306
00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:51,587
- Don't worry about it.
- No, no, no! You gotta show.
307
00:10:51,611 --> 00:10:53,389
Oh! He had a king high!
308
00:10:53,414 --> 00:10:56,098
That's all he had! What a bluff!
309
00:10:56,123 --> 00:10:57,696
All right, you know what?
This game's over.
310
00:10:57,720 --> 00:10:59,520
It's over for you,
'cause you're out of chips.
311
00:10:59,862 --> 00:11:01,732
No, no. This game's over for everyone.
312
00:11:01,757 --> 00:11:03,821
And I'm not just talking
about this game, okay?
313
00:11:03,846 --> 00:11:04,933
It's become clear to me
314
00:11:04,958 --> 00:11:07,014
that gambling has run
rampant in the station.
315
00:11:07,039 --> 00:11:08,305
For the benefit of everyone,
316
00:11:08,330 --> 00:11:10,295
I am banning gambling indefinitely.
317
00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:11,472
- Wait.
- We're firefighters!
318
00:11:11,497 --> 00:11:12,917
- We gamble at life!
- Yeah!
319
00:11:12,942 --> 00:11:14,570
Dad, you're being so dramatic.
320
00:11:14,595 --> 00:11:16,612
It's Chief. Someday you'll thank me.
321
00:11:16,637 --> 00:11:18,215
No more gambling!
322
00:11:21,419 --> 00:11:23,331
Too bad. You were on a hot streak.
323
00:11:23,356 --> 00:11:24,488
This hot streak ain't over
324
00:11:24,513 --> 00:11:27,154
because we are not gonna stop gambling.
325
00:11:31,592 --> 00:11:33,124
Trey-Trey,
326
00:11:33,149 --> 00:11:36,299
if a girl gets mad because
you never buy her flowers,
327
00:11:36,324 --> 00:11:39,726
ask her, "Why do you hate
the environment so much?"
328
00:11:40,829 --> 00:11:42,917
Then have sex outdoors.
329
00:11:44,492 --> 00:11:46,874
Uh, why are you sitting like that?
330
00:11:46,899 --> 00:11:48,098
It helps me think.
331
00:11:48,123 --> 00:11:49,663
Hmm. You're still
working on that journal?
332
00:11:49,687 --> 00:11:51,659
I wish my dad left me
this kind of wisdom.
333
00:11:51,684 --> 00:11:53,692
Well, you could just ask him.
I mean, you see him every week.
334
00:11:53,716 --> 00:11:54,818
I prefer a journal.
335
00:11:54,843 --> 00:11:56,020
You're really taking this to heart.
336
00:11:56,044 --> 00:11:57,052
You know I am.
337
00:11:57,077 --> 00:11:58,760
I'm not even sleeping
in the nude anymore.
338
00:11:58,785 --> 00:11:59,825
Wow. That's a big step.
339
00:11:59,850 --> 00:12:01,193
I'm practicing wearing underwear in case
340
00:12:01,217 --> 00:12:02,957
I have to save Trey-Trey
in the middle of the night.
341
00:12:02,981 --> 00:12:04,997
You sleep nude in
the station every night.
342
00:12:05,022 --> 00:12:07,078
Yeah, but now I'm a dad.
343
00:12:07,103 --> 00:12:08,684
I get it, man. Being a father is hard.
344
00:12:08,709 --> 00:12:09,915
Well, maybe for you, it is.
345
00:12:09,940 --> 00:12:11,043
No, it's hard for everyone.
346
00:12:11,068 --> 00:12:12,608
Yeah, well, when you have all girls.
347
00:12:12,633 --> 00:12:14,366
Whatever kind of kid you have,
it's hard.
348
00:12:14,391 --> 00:12:17,001
How would you know?
You have all daughters.
349
00:12:17,026 --> 00:12:18,558
You have no idea what you're in for.
350
00:12:18,583 --> 00:12:19,799
The one thing you've never been able
351
00:12:19,823 --> 00:12:21,307
to handle in your life is commitment.
352
00:12:21,332 --> 00:12:23,092
What do you mean
I can't handle commitment?
353
00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:24,858
- I've been married twice.
- Exactly.
354
00:12:24,883 --> 00:12:26,482
You can't go around cheating
when you have a kid.
355
00:12:26,506 --> 00:12:28,816
I'm settled. I'm a changed man.
356
00:12:29,222 --> 00:12:30,764
As a matter of fact...
357
00:12:34,029 --> 00:12:36,229
I want you to have my throwing stars.
358
00:12:36,254 --> 00:12:37,293
Really?
359
00:12:37,318 --> 00:12:38,691
To refuse would be a grave insult.
360
00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:40,447
- Please take them.
- Okay.
361
00:12:41,255 --> 00:12:43,131
They look good in your hands, Terry.
362
00:12:43,156 --> 00:12:45,030
You know, maybe I misjudged you, Eddie.
363
00:12:45,062 --> 00:12:47,398
- I'm proud of you, man.
- I'm proud of myself.
364
00:12:59,411 --> 00:13:00,556
Oh!
365
00:13:00,581 --> 00:13:02,638
No matter what you do, girl,
366
00:13:02,663 --> 00:13:04,063
I'm gonna beat you!
367
00:13:04,088 --> 00:13:06,689
I can beat you with a sock,
with my hairbrush.
368
00:13:06,714 --> 00:13:08,921
I'll beat you with
a loaf of bread. What's up?
369
00:13:08,946 --> 00:13:10,638
Yeah, whatever. Let's just play again.
370
00:13:10,663 --> 00:13:12,091
Nah, man. You down 200 bucks.
371
00:13:12,116 --> 00:13:13,656
Yeah, but I'm still up overall.
372
00:13:13,681 --> 00:13:15,389
Anyways, does anybody
think we should cool it
373
00:13:15,413 --> 00:13:17,120
with the gambling until Chief relaxes?
374
00:13:17,145 --> 00:13:19,361
Hard no. Double or nothing.
375
00:13:19,386 --> 00:13:20,442
Okay.
376
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,817
- Hello, everybody!
- Hey, hey!
377
00:13:24,519 --> 00:13:25,750
You guys playing a game?
378
00:13:25,775 --> 00:13:27,283
- No.
- Yes.
379
00:13:28,025 --> 00:13:29,324
Why are you using a shoe?
380
00:13:29,349 --> 00:13:30,714
To keep it fun.
381
00:13:30,739 --> 00:13:31,783
What's the score?
382
00:13:31,808 --> 00:13:33,622
- 6-8.
- 5-4.
383
00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:35,482
- Ah, man! Who knows?
- Yeah.
384
00:13:35,507 --> 00:13:37,920
It's so hard to keep track of Ping-Pong.
385
00:13:37,945 --> 00:13:39,662
- You better not be gambling.
- We're not gambling.
386
00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:41,555
- How would you even...
- You said one time,
387
00:13:41,580 --> 00:13:42,880
never do it again.
388
00:13:43,174 --> 00:13:44,339
- I'm keeping an eye on you.
- All right.
389
00:13:44,363 --> 00:13:45,290
- I know, Chief.
- Yes, sir.
390
00:13:45,315 --> 00:13:47,777
- We're not, Chief.
- Always. No gambling.
391
00:13:48,964 --> 00:13:50,724
- Whoa.
- I didn't like that.
392
00:13:50,749 --> 00:13:52,582
- That was so close.
- Not even!
393
00:13:52,607 --> 00:13:54,874
I guarantee you we can bet
right under the Chief's nose
394
00:13:54,899 --> 00:13:55,976
and he wouldn't even notice.
395
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,882
- Uh, I'm not so sure.
- Yeah, I don't know.
396
00:13:57,907 --> 00:13:59,256
You want to bet?
397
00:13:59,566 --> 00:14:01,545
Liability rules have changed.
398
00:14:01,570 --> 00:14:03,416
Civilians are no longer
allowed on the fire pole.
399
00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:04,874
I don't care who
you're trying to impress.
400
00:14:04,898 --> 00:14:05,906
Do I make myself clear?
401
00:14:05,931 --> 00:14:07,178
- Yes, Chief.
- Yes, Chief.
402
00:14:07,203 --> 00:14:08,219
- _
- Yes.
403
00:14:08,244 --> 00:14:09,768
Next up, people are not crossing off
404
00:14:09,793 --> 00:14:12,001
their completed assignments
on the assignment board.
405
00:14:12,026 --> 00:14:13,987
If you do not cross off
your finished assignments,
406
00:14:14,012 --> 00:14:15,401
we do not know they're finished.
407
00:14:15,426 --> 00:14:17,593
- Do I make myself clear?
- Yes, Chief.
408
00:14:17,618 --> 00:14:19,151
Okay, overtime.
409
00:14:19,176 --> 00:14:22,717
Overtime is available,
but all requests must go through me.
410
00:14:22,742 --> 00:14:23,861
Do I make myself clear?
411
00:14:23,886 --> 00:14:25,132
So, uh, Chief,
412
00:14:25,157 --> 00:14:27,960
can I ask another shift for overtime?
413
00:14:28,397 --> 00:14:29,660
Uh, no.
414
00:14:29,685 --> 00:14:31,687
All overtime requests
must go through me.
415
00:14:31,712 --> 00:14:33,029
Do I make myself clear?
416
00:14:33,054 --> 00:14:34,174
One more quickie.
417
00:14:34,199 --> 00:14:37,519
The request goes to whom?
418
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:40,030
All requests go across my desk.
419
00:14:40,055 --> 00:14:41,332
Do I make myself clear?
420
00:14:41,357 --> 00:14:42,490
- Crystal.
- What?
421
00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:43,623
- Damn!
- Something wrong Lucy?
422
00:14:43,647 --> 00:14:44,647
No, Chief.
423
00:14:44,672 --> 00:14:46,230
All right, everybody, that's it.
Have a great day.
424
00:14:46,254 --> 00:14:47,921
Thank you, Chief!
425
00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:50,368
You can't do that. You baited him.
426
00:14:50,393 --> 00:14:51,933
Oh, I can, and I did.
427
00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:53,600
Do I make myself clear?
428
00:14:54,229 --> 00:14:55,239
I'm gonna win that money back.
429
00:14:55,263 --> 00:14:57,526
You haven't won anything
since Chief banned gambling.
430
00:14:57,551 --> 00:14:59,600
Wow, Luce, you lost your whole paycheck.
431
00:14:59,625 --> 00:15:00,848
I just got to get back to even.
432
00:15:00,872 --> 00:15:03,271
- I'll be cool.
- Said every gambler ever.
433
00:15:03,296 --> 00:15:04,850
Hang on a sec.
434
00:15:06,084 --> 00:15:08,197
I think you need to take a
little break from gambling.
435
00:15:08,221 --> 00:15:09,697
What are you talking about?
436
00:15:09,722 --> 00:15:11,501
I've seen this look before...
437
00:15:11,526 --> 00:15:14,949
The sunken eyes,
the unquenchable thirst.
438
00:15:14,974 --> 00:15:15,990
You got a problem.
439
00:15:16,015 --> 00:15:17,269
If you're gonna ride the tiger,
440
00:15:17,294 --> 00:15:18,539
you got to know when to jump off.
441
00:15:18,563 --> 00:15:19,827
I'm not on a tiger.
442
00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:20,980
Let me tell you a little story.
443
00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:23,617
Years ago, there was a probie
who got in way over his head.
444
00:15:23,642 --> 00:15:25,358
In fact, this guy got in so deep,
445
00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:28,528
he bet the pink slip to his
car in a game of Acey Deucey,
446
00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:29,974
and he lost.
447
00:15:29,999 --> 00:15:33,952
That probie's name?
Terrance Leslie McConky.
448
00:15:33,977 --> 00:15:35,510
- My dad?
- Yeah.
449
00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:38,022
And I drove his car around for years.
450
00:15:38,047 --> 00:15:39,980
That McConky didn't know when to quit.
451
00:15:40,005 --> 00:15:41,947
Don't you be that McConky.
452
00:15:46,311 --> 00:15:47,318
What's up? You wanted me?
453
00:15:47,343 --> 00:15:49,169
Yeah, I wanted you to see something.
454
00:15:49,194 --> 00:15:50,368
You know what this is, right?
455
00:15:50,393 --> 00:15:52,084
That's the infamous
Eddie Penisi black book.
456
00:15:52,108 --> 00:15:53,117
That's right.
457
00:15:53,142 --> 00:15:54,880
The phone numbers of every single woman
458
00:15:54,905 --> 00:15:57,366
I've ever dated, and I'm gonna toss it.
459
00:15:57,391 --> 00:15:59,464
Huh, that's a pretty extensive database.
460
00:15:59,489 --> 00:16:00,657
You sure you can part with it?
461
00:16:00,681 --> 00:16:02,491
- It's time.
- Hmm.
462
00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:04,604
Okay.
463
00:16:05,795 --> 00:16:07,328
What are you doing?
464
00:16:07,444 --> 00:16:08,904
- That's weird.
- Just like a...
465
00:16:08,929 --> 00:16:09,984
No, I have...
466
00:16:10,009 --> 00:16:11,479
- Is this a bit?
- It doesn't want to go.
467
00:16:11,503 --> 00:16:13,051
- Stop screwing around.
- No, I'm... look!
468
00:16:13,075 --> 00:16:14,854
Look at my hands. It doesn't want to go.
469
00:16:14,879 --> 00:16:17,316
It doesn't want... It just doesn't...
470
00:16:17,967 --> 00:16:19,545
There we go. I got it.
471
00:16:19,570 --> 00:16:21,773
- I'm proud of you, Eddie.
- I feel better already.
472
00:16:21,798 --> 00:16:24,798
- Good for you, pal.
- Terry, I'm gonna be a dad.
473
00:16:24,823 --> 00:16:26,612
- Crazy!
- Terry, who's gonna be a dad?
474
00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:27,994
- Eddie Penisi.
- That's right.
475
00:16:28,019 --> 00:16:30,488
Hey, Terry! I'm gonna be a dad.
476
00:16:33,899 --> 00:16:35,517
Excuse me, Chief. I wanted to plug
477
00:16:35,542 --> 00:16:39,114
this extension cord
into the meeting room.
478
00:16:39,139 --> 00:16:41,975
Uh, where are the outlets?
479
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,711
They're in the meeting room.
480
00:16:43,842 --> 00:16:46,376
Okay. Um, oh, hey.
481
00:16:46,401 --> 00:16:48,322
Don't you think they
should be called inlets
482
00:16:48,347 --> 00:16:50,013
instead of outlets?
483
00:16:50,038 --> 00:16:51,635
Bye, Ike.
484
00:16:55,907 --> 00:16:57,149
Nothing.
485
00:16:57,174 --> 00:16:58,350
I thought this would work for sure.
486
00:16:58,374 --> 00:16:59,814
He didn't yell at all. Like, at all.
487
00:16:59,839 --> 00:17:02,273
Y'all want Chief to yell? I got this.
488
00:17:02,298 --> 00:17:03,639
Get your money ready.
489
00:17:05,634 --> 00:17:07,582
- Hey, Chief, I got a question.
- What's up?
490
00:17:07,607 --> 00:17:10,123
I need to order more gauze and...
491
00:17:10,148 --> 00:17:11,317
I'm sorry.
492
00:17:11,342 --> 00:17:12,809
H-Hello?
493
00:17:12,834 --> 00:17:14,525
Yo, T, what's up, man?
494
00:17:14,550 --> 00:17:15,948
Ah, nah. I ain't doing nothing.
495
00:17:15,973 --> 00:17:18,434
You so stupid.
496
00:17:18,459 --> 00:17:20,858
Yeah. Yeah, I can pick up you, too.
497
00:17:20,883 --> 00:17:21,962
Yo, what's your address?
498
00:17:21,987 --> 00:17:23,256
Hey.
499
00:17:23,846 --> 00:17:26,617
- Really?
- 464. Yeah, I got it.
500
00:17:26,642 --> 00:17:27,649
All right. Bye.
501
00:17:33,490 --> 00:17:35,881
T is crazy. He funny, man.
He a funny dude.
502
00:17:35,906 --> 00:17:37,321
Um, let me show you
this last text he sent me.
503
00:17:37,345 --> 00:17:38,544
You know what, Granny?
504
00:17:38,569 --> 00:17:41,037
Why don't you go outside
and finish talking to T
505
00:17:41,062 --> 00:17:42,350
and then come back and talk to me.
506
00:17:42,374 --> 00:17:44,446
- No, wait, Chief...
- Thank you, Granny.
507
00:17:46,511 --> 00:17:47,607
Hey, Chief.
508
00:17:47,632 --> 00:17:49,895
Any chance that you
finished the string cheese?
509
00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:51,253
What the goddamn hell?
510
00:17:51,278 --> 00:17:52,923
I don't eat fucking string cheese!
511
00:17:52,948 --> 00:17:54,115
I'm lactose intolerant!
512
00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:55,586
I didn't realize it was
gonna happen that fast.
513
00:17:55,610 --> 00:17:57,389
It's like a fuckin' clown car of idiots!
514
00:17:57,414 --> 00:17:59,669
- Okay, sorry!
- I'm gonna lock that fucking door!
515
00:17:59,694 --> 00:18:03,244
Ooh, guess who's on
a hot streak now, probie.
516
00:18:04,303 --> 00:18:05,723
- Thank you.
- Congrats.
517
00:18:06,057 --> 00:18:07,604
Hey, guys!
518
00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:09,265
Cherry Oats of Fire won!
519
00:18:09,290 --> 00:18:10,751
- What?
- He won!
520
00:18:10,776 --> 00:18:13,309
I told you all I needed was a sign!
521
00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:15,693
Everybody's winning except for Lucy.
522
00:18:16,190 --> 00:18:18,395
♪ Everybody's winning except Lucy ♪
523
00:18:18,420 --> 00:18:19,937
♪ Everybody's winning except Lucy ♪
524
00:18:21,260 --> 00:18:22,896
♪ Everybody's winning except Lucy ♪
525
00:18:24,969 --> 00:18:28,772
Station 24, medical 42.
Elderly man in distress.
526
00:18:28,977 --> 00:18:31,116
Hey, Granny, when you're back,
let's play Ping-Pong.
527
00:18:31,141 --> 00:18:32,737
I-I got to climb out of my hole, man.
528
00:18:32,762 --> 00:18:35,343
You still owe two Gs,
and that's a big nut.
529
00:18:35,368 --> 00:18:36,789
Do you take credit card?
530
00:18:36,814 --> 00:18:39,187
I'm kidding! You know I'm good for it.
531
00:18:39,212 --> 00:18:40,791
Nobody's gonna take
a bet with you, Luce.
532
00:18:40,815 --> 00:18:42,882
So just take a break.
533
00:18:53,509 --> 00:18:55,294
- _
- In the third race...
534
00:18:55,319 --> 00:18:57,192
All you need is a sign.
535
00:19:08,638 --> 00:19:10,000
Okay.
536
00:19:15,102 --> 00:19:17,524
And they're off! Eddie's Bastard
is in the lead.
537
00:19:17,549 --> 00:19:19,501
Hey, run, run, run, run, run, run, run!
538
00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:20,717
Yes!
539
00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:22,819
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
540
00:19:22,844 --> 00:19:24,507
Come on, run you little bastard!
541
00:19:24,532 --> 00:19:26,802
Oh, hey, it's gonna be tough
to catch Eddie's Bastard.
542
00:19:26,827 --> 00:19:28,725
And here they come around the last turn.
543
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,536
Eddie's Bastard has this locked up.
544
00:19:30,561 --> 00:19:32,442
Look out! Eddie's Bastard is down!
545
00:19:32,467 --> 00:19:34,325
- What?
- The horses approach the finish.
546
00:19:34,350 --> 00:19:35,907
Righteous Living takes the lead.
547
00:19:35,932 --> 00:19:37,734
It's Righteous Living by a nose!
548
00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:39,641
- No!
- Righteous Living wins!
549
00:19:39,972 --> 00:19:42,500
And they are putting
Eddie's Bastard down!
550
00:19:43,590 --> 00:19:45,924
Oh, my goodness! You hate to see that!
551
00:19:48,943 --> 00:19:50,310
It's okay.
552
00:19:50,335 --> 00:19:51,800
You can still fix this.
553
00:19:51,825 --> 00:19:54,370
There is still time to fix this.
554
00:19:54,395 --> 00:19:56,363
Lola's in labor! The baby's coming!
555
00:19:58,296 --> 00:20:00,496
Oh, no.
556
00:20:03,191 --> 00:20:04,502
Lola Polonsky's room?
557
00:20:04,527 --> 00:20:06,622
I'm, uh, the father.
558
00:20:06,950 --> 00:20:09,609
Mr. Penisi? In here.
559
00:20:09,634 --> 00:20:11,562
Oh, it's time!
560
00:20:11,587 --> 00:20:13,449
♪ Who's gonna make this money, y'all? ♪
561
00:20:13,474 --> 00:20:15,672
Here we go, 5K baby, baby.
562
00:20:15,697 --> 00:20:18,437
Lucy won date of birth.
Congrats, probie.
563
00:20:18,462 --> 00:20:21,885
But there is a lot of money
riding on everything else.
564
00:20:21,910 --> 00:20:24,005
- I said no more gambling.
- You said in the station.
565
00:20:24,030 --> 00:20:26,015
Stop it, Terry. Baby pools are fun.
566
00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:28,287
- This is bets.
- It's a boy.
567
00:20:28,312 --> 00:20:29,987
- Ah!
- Man!
568
00:20:30,012 --> 00:20:32,317
- Hey!
- Come on!
569
00:20:32,342 --> 00:20:33,364
Lucy again.
570
00:20:33,389 --> 00:20:34,389
Everyone said girl?
571
00:20:34,414 --> 00:20:37,153
- Yeah, except Lucy.
- Time of birth, 4:14.
572
00:20:37,178 --> 00:20:39,823
Wait, eight pounds, three ounces.
573
00:20:39,848 --> 00:20:42,199
Lucy and Lucy? Are you kidding me?
574
00:20:42,224 --> 00:20:43,558
Whoa, whoa, wait! Cap, Cap, Cap!
575
00:20:43,583 --> 00:20:44,837
Can you tell us anything else?
576
00:20:44,862 --> 00:20:46,573
I can tell you this.
577
00:20:46,860 --> 00:20:48,706
This...
578
00:20:49,317 --> 00:20:53,253
this... this is the best day of my life.
579
00:20:53,512 --> 00:20:56,165
Today everything is gonna be different.
580
00:20:56,526 --> 00:20:58,763
- I got to get a dog.
- What was that?
581
00:20:58,788 --> 00:21:00,188
Mr. Penisi.
582
00:21:00,213 --> 00:21:02,251
Lola would like to introduce
you to your new son.
583
00:21:02,276 --> 00:21:04,037
- You want to come with me?
- Excuse me, nurse.
584
00:21:04,061 --> 00:21:05,907
- Was there an epidural?
- Yeah, any extra fingers?
585
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,726
Testicle size, pea, peanut or walnut?
586
00:21:07,751 --> 00:21:08,838
Pea size! Pea size!
587
00:21:08,863 --> 00:21:09,911
- Baby pool?
- Yes.
588
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:12,167
- I got you.
- Walnut! Is it walnut?
589
00:21:12,192 --> 00:21:14,042
You're gonna make a great dad.
590
00:21:14,067 --> 00:21:17,569
I am so happy for you!
591
00:21:17,594 --> 00:21:19,754
Damn, Lucy won every single box!
592
00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:21,223
- What?
- Whoa, you did.
593
00:21:21,248 --> 00:21:23,091
Every single thing. You won everything.
594
00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:25,038
- Crushed it.
- Hell, yes!
595
00:21:25,063 --> 00:21:26,729
Baby pools are the shit!
596
00:21:26,754 --> 00:21:28,026
- Talk about a sore winner.
- Yes!
597
00:21:28,050 --> 00:21:29,351
Whoo!
598
00:21:32,302 --> 00:21:35,034
Eddie! Oh, he's so beautiful!
599
00:21:35,059 --> 00:21:36,859
Look at all that red hair.
600
00:21:37,393 --> 00:21:39,277
Oh, that's weird, Cap,
'cause you don't have red hair.
601
00:21:39,301 --> 00:21:40,341
Oh, you know who's got red hair?
602
00:21:40,365 --> 00:21:42,993
Captain Polonsky.
He even looks like Polonsky.
603
00:21:47,737 --> 00:21:49,898
Oh, my God. That's amazing, amazing.
604
00:21:49,923 --> 00:21:51,519
Wait, wait, wait. You're happy?
605
00:21:51,544 --> 00:21:52,599
It's not my baby.
606
00:21:52,624 --> 00:21:53,737
What about the speech you just made
607
00:21:53,761 --> 00:21:54,960
about how it changed your life?
608
00:21:54,984 --> 00:21:57,319
Are you kidding me?
I wasn't ready to have a kid.
609
00:21:57,344 --> 00:22:00,034
Anyone who believed I
could be a dad is an idiot.
610
00:22:00,059 --> 00:22:01,121
Well...
611
00:22:01,146 --> 00:22:02,688
If that's not Eddie Penisi's baby,
612
00:22:02,713 --> 00:22:04,612
then this isn't Eddie
Penisi's baby pool.
613
00:22:04,637 --> 00:22:05,949
That's right! I want my money back!
614
00:22:05,973 --> 00:22:08,273
Well, hold... hold on.
It's still a baby pool.
615
00:22:08,298 --> 00:22:10,566
But it's not Eddie Penisi's baby pool.
616
00:22:10,591 --> 00:22:12,185
Like look at the name
at top of this board.
617
00:22:12,209 --> 00:22:13,694
- The bets are all moot.
- Yeah!
618
00:22:13,719 --> 00:22:15,185
And they don't count anymore either.
619
00:22:15,210 --> 00:22:17,935
All the bets except for
that little one down there.
620
00:22:20,623 --> 00:22:22,018
You got to be kidding me.
621
00:22:22,043 --> 00:22:23,520
Oh! Did you know?
622
00:22:23,545 --> 00:22:26,253
Not at all, but I always
like to hedge my bets.
623
00:22:26,278 --> 00:22:27,532
Son of a bitch.
624
00:22:27,557 --> 00:22:28,669
That makes me the only winner.
625
00:22:28,693 --> 00:22:30,226
So hand over that money, probie.
626
00:22:30,251 --> 00:22:31,965
But that's just one little bet!
627
00:22:31,990 --> 00:22:33,126
He's right. The money's his.
628
00:22:33,151 --> 00:22:36,343
- Uh, well, here's the thing.
- What did you do?
629
00:22:36,368 --> 00:22:39,211
I bet the baby pool
money on a horse race,
630
00:22:39,236 --> 00:22:41,030
and I lost it all.
631
00:22:41,055 --> 00:22:43,008
You bet the baby pool money?
632
00:22:43,033 --> 00:22:45,209
- What?
- After I banned gambling?
633
00:22:45,234 --> 00:22:46,870
You're one to talk... You lost your car
634
00:22:46,895 --> 00:22:48,466
to Uncle Eddie when you were a probie!
635
00:22:48,491 --> 00:22:50,208
What are you talking about?
I never lost my car to Eddie.
636
00:22:50,232 --> 00:22:52,639
Okay, well, all the McConky's
are bad gamblers,
637
00:22:52,664 --> 00:22:54,267
all Penisi's are known liars,
638
00:22:54,292 --> 00:22:57,111
but my point was you got
to know when to quit.
639
00:22:57,136 --> 00:22:59,376
You're in deep shit, probie!
There's gonna be hell to pay!
640
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:00,560
And there's gonna be me to pay.
641
00:23:00,584 --> 00:23:01,584
Penisi!
642
00:23:02,345 --> 00:23:03,345
Where is she?
643
00:23:03,378 --> 00:23:05,645
Congratulations, Jerry.
You're a dad now.
644
00:23:06,195 --> 00:23:07,929
Fuck off.
645
00:23:07,954 --> 00:23:10,880
These are some life lessons
from me to your son.
646
00:23:10,905 --> 00:23:12,191
I kind of feel like I know him
647
00:23:12,216 --> 00:23:14,050
'cause I've been having
sex across his skull
648
00:23:14,075 --> 00:23:15,140
for the last nine months.
649
00:23:23,282 --> 00:23:24,985
I'll take that back.
650
00:23:26,073 --> 00:23:27,473
Okay.
651
00:23:27,645 --> 00:23:30,210
All right, probie, how
you gonna pay me that money?
652
00:23:30,235 --> 00:23:32,267
Do you take credit cards?
653
00:23:34,653 --> 00:23:35,920
Check the corners.
654
00:23:35,945 --> 00:23:37,455
Books like to wind up in corners.
655
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:39,321
It's a small black book.
You can't miss it.
656
00:23:39,346 --> 00:23:41,714
You find it, I'll knock a few
bucks off what you owe me.
657
00:23:41,739 --> 00:23:43,318
She still owes the bank, too.
658
00:23:43,343 --> 00:23:45,036
How long do you think it'll
take her to find that book?
659
00:23:45,060 --> 00:23:46,069
Half hour, tops.
660
00:23:46,094 --> 00:23:48,348
Ten bucks says she'll find
it in the next ten minutes.
661
00:23:48,373 --> 00:23:50,208
- I bet never.
- You know something we don't?
662
00:23:50,233 --> 00:23:51,757
Yeah, the garbage with the book
663
00:23:51,782 --> 00:23:53,012
got carted off yesterday.
664
00:23:53,037 --> 00:23:54,944
- I just like making her look.
- Aw, Cap!
665
00:23:54,969 --> 00:23:56,368
Nasty!
666
00:23:56,663 --> 00:23:59,264
Well, hey, my condolences on
your little black book, sir.
667
00:23:59,289 --> 00:24:01,400
Nah, come on.
I got all that info up in the cloud.
668
00:24:01,425 --> 00:24:02,896
Ah, the cloud. I love it.
669
00:24:02,921 --> 00:24:05,065
Okay, okay, so how long until she stops?
670
00:24:05,090 --> 00:24:06,177
Until I tell her to stop.
671
00:24:06,202 --> 00:24:07,980
20 bucks says she stops before that.
672
00:24:08,005 --> 00:24:09,863
- You're on.
- Hey, Lucy!
673
00:24:09,889 --> 00:24:11,399
- Yes, Chief?
- Quit screwing around there.
674
00:24:11,423 --> 00:24:13,186
Come on. Let's go. You're gonna
clean the oven hood
675
00:24:13,210 --> 00:24:14,321
and the refrigerators,
676
00:24:14,346 --> 00:24:15,371
and you're gonna write
my thank-you notes
677
00:24:15,395 --> 00:24:16,595
for the awards ceremony.
678
00:24:16,620 --> 00:24:17,886
Do I make myself clear?
679
00:24:19,590 --> 00:24:20,771
I love this!
680
00:24:22,623 --> 00:24:24,234
All right, all right.
681
00:24:24,259 --> 00:24:25,474
Let that be a lesson to ya.
682
00:24:25,499 --> 00:24:27,564
You gamble in my station,
that's what you get.
683
00:24:27,589 --> 00:24:28,678
- You got it, Chief.
- You're right, Chief.
684
00:24:28,702 --> 00:24:30,591
- You're right, Chief.
- Sorry.
685
00:24:31,616 --> 00:24:34,761
Aw, nice doing business with you, Cap.
686
00:24:34,786 --> 00:24:36,543
Son of a bitch.
687
00:24:37,340 --> 00:24:38,851
20 more dollars.
688
00:24:38,876 --> 00:24:42,411
- ♪ Another sweater for Mom ♪
- So weird, bro.