1 00:00:11,327 --> 00:00:13,522 Calm down. Just calm down. 2 00:00:13,547 --> 00:00:14,746 He's fine. Just breathe. 3 00:00:14,771 --> 00:00:16,525 He's having an anxiety attack. 4 00:00:16,550 --> 00:00:18,016 Sir! I need you to look at me. 5 00:00:18,041 --> 00:00:19,136 And breathe, all right? 6 00:00:19,161 --> 00:00:20,552 Ma'am, what caused the attack? 7 00:00:20,577 --> 00:00:22,370 He couldn't get out of the room. 8 00:00:22,416 --> 00:00:23,808 Let's get him out of here. 9 00:00:25,559 --> 00:00:27,406 - Door's locked. - Of course it is. 10 00:00:27,431 --> 00:00:28,964 This is an escape room. 11 00:00:29,351 --> 00:00:30,351 I got nothing. 12 00:00:30,376 --> 00:00:31,430 Okay, there must be, like, 13 00:00:31,455 --> 00:00:32,876 a hidden camera here or something, right? 14 00:00:32,900 --> 00:00:35,100 Open this door! Tacoma FD! 15 00:00:35,125 --> 00:00:36,521 This one's locked, too. 16 00:00:36,546 --> 00:00:37,546 Bricks! 17 00:00:37,571 --> 00:00:40,158 - Whoo-hoo-hoo. - Open the door now! 18 00:00:40,869 --> 00:00:43,527 I know you can see us! Open up! 19 00:00:43,552 --> 00:00:46,088 Jesus, son of a... Nah, that's not a camera. 20 00:00:46,113 --> 00:00:48,756 Well, maybe we can solve the final clues quickly, 21 00:00:48,781 --> 00:00:50,025 and the doors will open. 22 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,294 All right. Well, what was the last clue? 23 00:00:51,318 --> 00:00:53,181 "I'm tallest when I'm young 24 00:00:53,206 --> 00:00:55,898 and shortest when I'm old." 25 00:00:55,923 --> 00:00:57,988 - Benjamin Button! - Mm. 26 00:00:58,013 --> 00:01:00,045 Oh, a candle! A candle gets shorter. 27 00:01:00,122 --> 00:01:02,238 - No. - Bear with me. 28 00:01:02,612 --> 00:01:03,928 Whoa. 29 00:01:03,953 --> 00:01:05,841 - Who's the 34th president? - Clinton. 30 00:01:05,866 --> 00:01:07,444 - Hoover. - Eisenhower's the 34th. 31 00:01:07,468 --> 00:01:09,713 - How do you know that? - My gram-gram named me after him. 32 00:01:09,737 --> 00:01:10,957 B. Eisenhower. 33 00:01:10,982 --> 00:01:12,648 - Just Ike. - B. Ike... 34 00:01:12,673 --> 00:01:15,418 - Bike... bike, bike! - Bike, yeah. 35 00:01:15,443 --> 00:01:16,745 Oh, yeah, here it is. Look at that. 36 00:01:16,769 --> 00:01:18,009 Hey, Probie. Ride this thing. 37 00:01:18,034 --> 00:01:19,034 But of course. 38 00:01:19,059 --> 00:01:20,255 Here we go. Come on. 39 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:21,933 Really go, Lucy! 40 00:01:23,546 --> 00:01:24,783 Go faster. 41 00:01:24,808 --> 00:01:26,714 - L. - Hey! 42 00:01:26,739 --> 00:01:28,208 M. X. 43 00:01:28,233 --> 00:01:29,234 - Come on, Lucy. - Come on. 44 00:01:29,258 --> 00:01:31,662 Climax! We all need to climax together! 45 00:01:31,687 --> 00:01:33,805 - No. - Wait. Those aren't letters. 46 00:01:33,830 --> 00:01:36,084 - Yeah, they are. - They're roman numerals! 47 00:01:36,109 --> 00:01:37,877 Man, fuck this. 48 00:01:39,303 --> 00:01:41,116 Oh! 49 00:01:45,432 --> 00:01:47,410 Granny, that's nice work. 50 00:01:47,435 --> 00:01:49,363 What in the hell are you doing? 51 00:01:49,388 --> 00:01:51,358 - Escaping. - That's my wall! 52 00:01:51,812 --> 00:01:53,906 Oh, shit. 53 00:01:54,234 --> 00:01:55,879 Here's Andy. 54 00:01:57,413 --> 00:01:59,256 - Hey, guys. - That's an entrance. 55 00:01:59,281 --> 00:02:00,391 Hey, Chief. 56 00:02:00,416 --> 00:02:01,719 Did you know this was an escape room? 57 00:02:01,743 --> 00:02:02,982 - Yeah, we figured it out. - Yeah, we do now. 58 00:02:03,006 --> 00:02:05,730 - I'm having a panic attack. - Somebody help this guy. 59 00:02:25,273 --> 00:02:27,951 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 60 00:02:29,481 --> 00:02:31,528 With selflessness and courage, 61 00:02:31,553 --> 00:02:34,888 Chief Terrence McConky saved the life of his colleague, 62 00:02:34,913 --> 00:02:36,651 Captain Edward Penisi Jr., 63 00:02:36,676 --> 00:02:40,923 in the Great Marijuana Dispensary Fire of 2019. 64 00:02:43,993 --> 00:02:46,209 Talk about saving a bud. 65 00:02:47,871 --> 00:02:49,270 Really? 66 00:02:52,097 --> 00:02:55,361 Next, for bravery cracking the Tacoma High AV Heist, 67 00:02:55,386 --> 00:02:59,054 I recognize Police Captain Gerald Polonsky. 68 00:03:01,037 --> 00:03:02,353 - Pretty nice, huh? - Yeah. 69 00:03:02,378 --> 00:03:03,891 Funny that you don't remember what you did 70 00:03:03,915 --> 00:03:05,047 to earn this award. 71 00:03:05,072 --> 00:03:06,501 I remember what I did. 72 00:03:06,526 --> 00:03:08,393 It'd be funnier if it was in the shape of a bong. 73 00:03:08,417 --> 00:03:09,617 What do you know about bongs? 74 00:03:09,642 --> 00:03:10,642 Chief. 75 00:03:10,667 --> 00:03:12,619 We're gonna do a photo op with all the recipients. 76 00:03:12,643 --> 00:03:14,644 - Congrats, Jerry. - Back at ya, Terry. 77 00:03:14,669 --> 00:03:17,281 Hey. Harry, congratulations again 78 00:03:17,306 --> 00:03:18,956 on your award, my friend... Come here. 79 00:03:18,981 --> 00:03:20,004 - Okay. - Come here. 80 00:03:20,029 --> 00:03:21,896 - Oh, are we? - Yeah, we're doing it. 81 00:03:21,921 --> 00:03:23,081 Okay, great. 82 00:03:23,106 --> 00:03:24,829 - I'm so proud of you. - Okay. 83 00:03:24,854 --> 00:03:26,254 - Be proud of yourself. - Thank you. 84 00:03:26,279 --> 00:03:27,279 Hello, Lola. 85 00:03:27,304 --> 00:03:28,619 Oh, do you two know each other? 86 00:03:28,644 --> 00:03:29,858 We used to be married. 87 00:03:29,883 --> 00:03:30,949 - Oops. - Yeah. 88 00:03:30,974 --> 00:03:33,642 Uh, funny story. She was cheating on me 89 00:03:33,667 --> 00:03:36,151 with him while we were married, so... 90 00:03:36,176 --> 00:03:38,296 Okay, I'm gonna... 91 00:03:38,321 --> 00:03:40,363 just, uh, go over there and wait for the photo. 92 00:03:40,388 --> 00:03:41,523 That's great. 93 00:03:41,548 --> 00:03:44,605 So, Lola, tell me. When is the jackal due? 94 00:03:44,630 --> 00:03:46,368 - Any day now. Thanks. - Ah... 95 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:47,526 Oh, that's fantastic. 96 00:03:47,551 --> 00:03:49,095 I know that you and Freddie Mercury here 97 00:03:49,119 --> 00:03:51,621 will be very happy together... forever! 98 00:03:51,646 --> 00:03:53,877 At least someone was able to put a baby in me. 99 00:03:53,902 --> 00:03:55,950 - Oof. - Yeesh. 100 00:03:57,972 --> 00:04:00,692 Great to see you, Jerry. Congrats on the award. 101 00:04:02,767 --> 00:04:04,555 Great to see you, Jerry. What's wrong with you? 102 00:04:04,579 --> 00:04:06,811 Terry, I am in such a fantastic place. 103 00:04:06,836 --> 00:04:09,081 - With Polonsky? - Do you see this magic? 104 00:04:09,106 --> 00:04:11,306 This is life. This has changed me. 105 00:04:11,331 --> 00:04:14,565 Edward Penisi III doesn't want his dad wallowing in pettiness. 106 00:04:14,590 --> 00:04:16,324 Edward Penisi III? 107 00:04:16,349 --> 00:04:19,444 Yeah, or Trey, as I will call him. 108 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:22,266 Terry, family's important. We're blood. 109 00:04:22,291 --> 00:04:23,924 - I'm your brother-in-law. - Exactly. 110 00:04:23,949 --> 00:04:26,404 And you and my sister gave me these beautiful nieces. 111 00:04:26,429 --> 00:04:29,849 Now it's my turn. And I'm gonna give you a strong, virile nephew. 112 00:04:29,874 --> 00:04:31,676 I thought you were gonna wait to find out the sex. 113 00:04:31,700 --> 00:04:33,834 We are, but your mom shared some medical knowledge with me 114 00:04:33,858 --> 00:04:35,613 the night that Terry saved my life. 115 00:04:35,638 --> 00:04:38,506 Boys are made when a woman has an orgasm during conception. 116 00:04:38,531 --> 00:04:39,703 No offense. 117 00:04:39,728 --> 00:04:43,287 After that evening, I was expecting quadruplet boys. 118 00:04:43,542 --> 00:04:44,772 You're the best, Lola. 119 00:04:44,796 --> 00:04:46,529 Come on. Let's get out of here. 120 00:04:46,554 --> 00:04:48,037 Ugh. 121 00:04:48,431 --> 00:04:49,697 Who wants froyo? 122 00:04:49,722 --> 00:04:51,961 - Yeah, sounds good. Girls? - Let's do it. Come on. 123 00:04:55,076 --> 00:04:57,309 Oh, here's one in the first race. 124 00:04:57,334 --> 00:04:59,747 Check this out. Burning Sensation. 125 00:04:59,772 --> 00:05:02,257 Any horse with a name like that is a winner. 126 00:05:02,282 --> 00:05:05,205 I'm not so sure your "name of the horse" method is sound. 127 00:05:05,230 --> 00:05:07,350 Uh, I won with Flammable Lector. 128 00:05:07,375 --> 00:05:08,375 Okay? 129 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:09,999 That name was a sign. 130 00:05:10,024 --> 00:05:12,023 Ike, you know the horse's name has no bearing 131 00:05:12,048 --> 00:05:13,151 on its performance, right? 132 00:05:13,176 --> 00:05:15,136 Oh, here's one in the third race. 133 00:05:15,161 --> 00:05:17,272 Cherry Oats of Fire. 134 00:05:17,297 --> 00:05:18,417 Come on! 135 00:05:18,442 --> 00:05:19,881 Goodness gracious. I'm betting on it. 136 00:05:19,905 --> 00:05:21,716 - Happy payday, everyone. - Hey! 137 00:05:21,765 --> 00:05:23,803 Don't gamble it all in one place, hey. 138 00:05:23,828 --> 00:05:25,664 Money won is sweeter than money earned. 139 00:05:25,689 --> 00:05:26,704 You said it. 140 00:05:26,729 --> 00:05:28,440 I'm gonna buy more boxes in the baby pool. 141 00:05:28,465 --> 00:05:29,502 - Yes. - You got it. 142 00:05:29,527 --> 00:05:30,725 So we got date of birth. 143 00:05:30,750 --> 00:05:32,210 Couple other fun ones. 144 00:05:32,235 --> 00:05:34,680 I want March 28th. Ooh, and webbed feet. 145 00:05:34,705 --> 00:05:36,839 Uh, let me do third nipple. 146 00:05:36,864 --> 00:05:39,265 Club feet and circumcised. 147 00:05:39,290 --> 00:05:41,536 You people are wasting your money on these exotic bets. 148 00:05:41,561 --> 00:05:42,761 This kid's gonna be perfect. 149 00:05:42,786 --> 00:05:43,793 - Yeah. - No, of course. 150 00:05:43,818 --> 00:05:45,907 We'll take your word for it. 151 00:05:47,124 --> 00:05:49,038 Can you add circumcised on there for him? 152 00:05:49,063 --> 00:05:51,956 Well, we've gone over the $5,000 mark! 153 00:05:53,384 --> 00:05:56,449 I'm about to win some money off of a baby. 154 00:06:00,994 --> 00:06:02,747 Dear Trey, 155 00:06:02,772 --> 00:06:05,026 I'm writing this journal so you'll have guidance 156 00:06:05,051 --> 00:06:07,528 on your path to becoming a man. 157 00:06:07,859 --> 00:06:10,911 I've learned many things in my 40-plus years. 158 00:06:10,936 --> 00:06:13,287 I now pass that knowledge to you. 159 00:06:14,296 --> 00:06:15,963 First... 160 00:06:15,988 --> 00:06:17,964 fake breasts. 161 00:06:18,719 --> 00:06:20,897 Some will tell you they're unappealing. 162 00:06:21,447 --> 00:06:25,313 But I find them to be fantastic. 163 00:06:28,278 --> 00:06:30,676 He's gonna break though. A pitch back! 164 00:06:31,019 --> 00:06:32,186 Take that, bitch! 165 00:06:32,211 --> 00:06:33,721 You're getting tired of getting your ass kicked, huh? 166 00:06:33,745 --> 00:06:35,068 You want to take a break? You want to take a break? 167 00:06:35,092 --> 00:06:36,340 - Here we go. - Oh, wait. 168 00:06:36,365 --> 00:06:38,393 - Wait, my... My controller. Come on. - Yes, touchdown! 169 00:06:38,417 --> 00:06:39,680 Pleasure doing business with you. 170 00:06:39,704 --> 00:06:40,951 - Double or nothing. - Yeah, all right, all right. 171 00:06:40,975 --> 00:06:41,990 Come on, come on, come on. 172 00:06:42,014 --> 00:06:44,412 Who's up for a little meatball roulette? 173 00:06:44,437 --> 00:06:46,483 - Oh, yes, yes, yes. - Meatball roulette? 174 00:06:46,508 --> 00:06:47,749 What's meatball roulette? 175 00:06:47,774 --> 00:06:50,287 Cooked into one of the meatballs is a ghost pepper. 176 00:06:50,312 --> 00:06:52,110 So, you buy in. You chew it up. 177 00:06:52,135 --> 00:06:53,303 And then the winner gets the pot. 178 00:06:53,327 --> 00:06:55,361 - How do you know if you got it? - Trust me. You'll know. 179 00:06:55,385 --> 00:06:57,912 The money is the consolation for the pain. 180 00:06:57,937 --> 00:06:59,962 In my day, we cooked a nail into the meatball. 181 00:06:59,987 --> 00:07:01,804 - You in, Chief? - Yeah, what the heck? 182 00:07:02,294 --> 00:07:03,294 All right. 183 00:07:03,319 --> 00:07:05,229 20 bucks in the pot, please. 184 00:07:05,289 --> 00:07:06,293 Thank you, Chief. 185 00:07:06,318 --> 00:07:08,024 - On my call, ready? - Yeah. 186 00:07:08,049 --> 00:07:10,568 Three, two, one, eat. 187 00:07:12,085 --> 00:07:14,260 - Nope. Not that one. - Think I'm good. 188 00:07:14,285 --> 00:07:16,779 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I think we got a winner. 189 00:07:20,022 --> 00:07:21,087 No, no, no, no. 190 00:07:21,112 --> 00:07:22,421 You can't drink. You can't drink. 191 00:07:22,445 --> 00:07:23,764 If you drink, it's all null and void. 192 00:07:23,788 --> 00:07:25,352 And you have to finish the whole meatball. 193 00:07:25,376 --> 00:07:27,785 You have to eat the whole meatball to win the money. 194 00:07:27,810 --> 00:07:30,166 - Sorry. - But there's no crying in meatball. 195 00:07:32,487 --> 00:07:33,495 Nice work. 196 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:35,609 - Can I have water now? - Yeah, drink the water. 197 00:07:35,634 --> 00:07:36,700 Only milk is gonna help. 198 00:07:36,725 --> 00:07:38,278 Lucy is on a winning streak of one. 199 00:07:38,303 --> 00:07:39,963 You could say I'm on fire. 200 00:07:39,988 --> 00:07:42,093 - Hey, any more meatballs? - Plenty more. 201 00:07:42,118 --> 00:07:43,912 Is that the biggest one? Is that the biggest one? 202 00:07:43,936 --> 00:07:45,247 - You know what? It is. - Okay. 203 00:07:45,272 --> 00:07:47,116 Let's go over here so I can win my money back. 204 00:07:47,141 --> 00:07:48,853 Oh, you guys gonna play some more video games? 205 00:07:48,877 --> 00:07:50,122 Is that what you're gonna do? 206 00:07:50,146 --> 00:07:51,835 In my day, we didn't play these stupid games. 207 00:07:51,859 --> 00:07:53,986 On payday, we sat around this table, 208 00:07:54,011 --> 00:07:55,945 and we played a good old-fashioned game of poker. 209 00:07:55,970 --> 00:07:57,416 Why don't you put your money where your mouth is? 210 00:07:57,440 --> 00:07:59,215 - Let's play. - I don't like taking your money. 211 00:07:59,239 --> 00:08:00,890 You made me pay rent when I was 16. 212 00:08:00,915 --> 00:08:02,296 Nobody likes a freeloader, Lucy. 213 00:08:02,321 --> 00:08:03,801 Well, now's my chance to win it back! 214 00:08:04,162 --> 00:08:05,433 - Are you guys in? - All right. 215 00:08:05,458 --> 00:08:06,213 - Yeah. - Yeah. 216 00:08:06,238 --> 00:08:07,255 - Let's do it. - All right. 217 00:08:07,279 --> 00:08:08,677 - I'm gonna go get Cap. - We don't need him. 218 00:08:08,701 --> 00:08:10,170 We've got a good number right here... five. 219 00:08:10,194 --> 00:08:11,408 He's gonna want to play. 220 00:08:11,433 --> 00:08:13,634 Yeah, why not? The whole station. 221 00:08:13,659 --> 00:08:14,745 You gonna eat that? 222 00:08:14,770 --> 00:08:16,588 Uh, no, I wasn't gonna. 223 00:08:16,613 --> 00:08:18,347 You're not even halfway through your first... 224 00:08:18,371 --> 00:08:19,811 - Well, you know... - Okay. 225 00:08:21,302 --> 00:08:22,769 Son... 226 00:08:22,794 --> 00:08:24,905 the hardest I ever laughed 227 00:08:24,930 --> 00:08:28,332 was the time I met a Dutch fellow whose name was 228 00:08:28,357 --> 00:08:30,189 Fartin. 229 00:08:30,214 --> 00:08:32,897 So just know, windmills and clogs 230 00:08:32,922 --> 00:08:35,690 aren't the only funny things in Holland. 231 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:39,730 Cap? Oh. 232 00:08:39,755 --> 00:08:41,590 - You're up there. - Yeah. 233 00:08:41,615 --> 00:08:42,998 Hey, we're about to start a game of poker. 234 00:08:43,022 --> 00:08:44,252 No, thanks, Luce. 235 00:08:44,277 --> 00:08:46,390 Gambling's not really high on my list anymore. 236 00:08:46,415 --> 00:08:48,654 You'll understand one day when you have kids. 237 00:08:48,679 --> 00:08:50,307 You don't have kids yet. 238 00:08:50,332 --> 00:08:51,464 Someday you'll get it. 239 00:08:51,489 --> 00:08:53,089 Just wanted to extend the invite. 240 00:08:53,114 --> 00:08:55,426 Hey, Luce. Little fatherly advice. 241 00:08:55,451 --> 00:08:57,117 Be careful gambling with these guys. 242 00:08:57,142 --> 00:08:58,292 They can be pretty cutthroat. 243 00:08:58,316 --> 00:08:59,435 Oh, don't worry about me. 244 00:08:59,460 --> 00:09:01,056 I'm gonna fleece all of them, 245 00:09:01,081 --> 00:09:02,915 including my dad. 246 00:09:02,940 --> 00:09:04,807 Your dad sucks at gambling. 247 00:09:04,832 --> 00:09:06,232 I bet he didn't want to invite me. 248 00:09:06,257 --> 00:09:08,271 - Wait, how did you know that? - Well, he can't beat me. 249 00:09:08,295 --> 00:09:10,279 See, over the years, I've discovered that your dad 250 00:09:10,304 --> 00:09:11,503 has several tells. 251 00:09:11,528 --> 00:09:13,259 Can you tell them to me? 252 00:09:13,284 --> 00:09:14,524 When your dad gets good cards 253 00:09:14,549 --> 00:09:15,739 and he sees them for the first time, 254 00:09:15,763 --> 00:09:18,296 his eyes pop out of his head like this. 255 00:09:18,554 --> 00:09:19,869 And when he's bluffing, 256 00:09:19,894 --> 00:09:22,730 he plants his tongue firmly in his cheek, like so. 257 00:09:22,755 --> 00:09:24,200 Awesome. Thank you. 258 00:09:24,225 --> 00:09:25,891 Use those tips judiciously. 259 00:09:25,916 --> 00:09:27,982 You abuse them, you poke the bear and ruin everything. 260 00:09:28,006 --> 00:09:29,331 - You got it? - Don't you worry. 261 00:09:29,356 --> 00:09:31,067 I don't poke bears. 262 00:09:31,176 --> 00:09:33,248 We got ourselves a ringer! 263 00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:35,584 - Lucy wins again. - All right, just deal. 264 00:09:35,609 --> 00:09:37,262 - Hey, ante up, everybody. - For real, man. 265 00:09:37,286 --> 00:09:39,350 You produced yourself a talented little gambler. 266 00:09:39,375 --> 00:09:41,415 Must've come from the Penisi side. 267 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:42,614 Maybe the little part. 268 00:09:43,808 --> 00:09:44,873 All right, all right, all right. 269 00:09:44,897 --> 00:09:45,946 Okay, okay. That's me, right? 270 00:09:45,970 --> 00:09:47,812 I'm gonna go ahead and check. 271 00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:50,267 - I, too, will check. - I'm gonna go for 50. 272 00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:51,866 Fold. 273 00:09:51,891 --> 00:09:53,080 - Fold. - Yeah, I'll fold, too. 274 00:09:53,104 --> 00:09:54,281 Yeah, I'm also gonna fold. 275 00:09:54,306 --> 00:09:55,322 We didn't even do the flop yet. 276 00:09:55,346 --> 00:09:57,147 We're just following the hot hand, Chief. 277 00:09:57,172 --> 00:09:58,172 Come on! Look at this! 278 00:09:58,197 --> 00:09:59,977 - Don't show us. - That's a cocky move, my man. 279 00:10:00,001 --> 00:10:02,296 Wait, so, Lucy, you think you get your gambling prowess 280 00:10:02,321 --> 00:10:03,527 from your Penisi side? 281 00:10:03,552 --> 00:10:04,799 Yeah, that's why Chief doesn't want 282 00:10:04,823 --> 00:10:06,236 - Uncle Eddie to play. - Not true. 283 00:10:06,261 --> 00:10:08,440 The McConkys have always been legendary high rollers. 284 00:10:08,465 --> 00:10:09,486 Except you. 285 00:10:09,511 --> 00:10:12,241 - Gotcha, Chief! - Damn! 286 00:10:12,266 --> 00:10:13,377 - Yeah! - All right, you know what? 287 00:10:13,401 --> 00:10:14,975 - No more table talk. - Oh, come on. 288 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,248 That's part of the game, my man. 289 00:10:16,272 --> 00:10:17,478 No more laughing either. 290 00:10:17,503 --> 00:10:18,916 We can't laugh at the poker table? 291 00:10:18,941 --> 00:10:20,941 - Yeah! - Hey, Ike, try it and see. 292 00:10:21,936 --> 00:10:23,436 Seriously? 293 00:10:23,684 --> 00:10:26,979 - How about 100 in? - 100, sure. 294 00:10:27,004 --> 00:10:28,737 All right, let's see this flop. 295 00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:30,694 Super-fun flop. 296 00:10:30,719 --> 00:10:33,153 All right, you know what? I'm all-in. 297 00:10:33,955 --> 00:10:35,273 Call. 298 00:10:35,641 --> 00:10:37,109 - Ooh! - Really? 299 00:10:37,134 --> 00:10:38,508 Did you not see my hand from last time? 300 00:10:38,532 --> 00:10:40,665 - Oh, yeah, I saw it. - Fold. 301 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:42,639 Uh, yeah, I'm gonna fold. 302 00:10:42,664 --> 00:10:45,857 - Let's see what you got. - McConky verse McConky. 303 00:10:45,882 --> 00:10:47,644 Two pair! Whoa, man! 304 00:10:47,669 --> 00:10:48,749 Well done! 305 00:10:48,774 --> 00:10:49,958 Wait, wait, wait. Chief, what did you have? 306 00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:51,587 - Don't worry about it. - No, no, no! You gotta show. 307 00:10:51,611 --> 00:10:53,389 Oh! He had a king high! 308 00:10:53,414 --> 00:10:56,098 That's all he had! What a bluff! 309 00:10:56,123 --> 00:10:57,696 All right, you know what? This game's over. 310 00:10:57,720 --> 00:10:59,520 It's over for you, 'cause you're out of chips. 311 00:10:59,862 --> 00:11:01,732 No, no. This game's over for everyone. 312 00:11:01,757 --> 00:11:03,821 And I'm not just talking about this game, okay? 313 00:11:03,846 --> 00:11:04,933 It's become clear to me 314 00:11:04,958 --> 00:11:07,014 that gambling has run rampant in the station. 315 00:11:07,039 --> 00:11:08,305 For the benefit of everyone, 316 00:11:08,330 --> 00:11:10,295 I am banning gambling indefinitely. 317 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:11,472 - Wait. - We're firefighters! 318 00:11:11,497 --> 00:11:12,917 - We gamble at life! - Yeah! 319 00:11:12,942 --> 00:11:14,570 Dad, you're being so dramatic. 320 00:11:14,595 --> 00:11:16,612 It's Chief. Someday you'll thank me. 321 00:11:16,637 --> 00:11:18,215 No more gambling! 322 00:11:21,419 --> 00:11:23,331 Too bad. You were on a hot streak. 323 00:11:23,356 --> 00:11:24,488 This hot streak ain't over 324 00:11:24,513 --> 00:11:27,154 because we are not gonna stop gambling. 325 00:11:31,592 --> 00:11:33,124 Trey-Trey, 326 00:11:33,149 --> 00:11:36,299 if a girl gets mad because you never buy her flowers, 327 00:11:36,324 --> 00:11:39,726 ask her, "Why do you hate the environment so much?" 328 00:11:40,829 --> 00:11:42,917 Then have sex outdoors. 329 00:11:44,492 --> 00:11:46,874 Uh, why are you sitting like that? 330 00:11:46,899 --> 00:11:48,098 It helps me think. 331 00:11:48,123 --> 00:11:49,663 Hmm. You're still working on that journal? 332 00:11:49,687 --> 00:11:51,659 I wish my dad left me this kind of wisdom. 333 00:11:51,684 --> 00:11:53,692 Well, you could just ask him. I mean, you see him every week. 334 00:11:53,716 --> 00:11:54,818 I prefer a journal. 335 00:11:54,843 --> 00:11:56,020 You're really taking this to heart. 336 00:11:56,044 --> 00:11:57,052 You know I am. 337 00:11:57,077 --> 00:11:58,760 I'm not even sleeping in the nude anymore. 338 00:11:58,785 --> 00:11:59,825 Wow. That's a big step. 339 00:11:59,850 --> 00:12:01,193 I'm practicing wearing underwear in case 340 00:12:01,217 --> 00:12:02,957 I have to save Trey-Trey in the middle of the night. 341 00:12:02,981 --> 00:12:04,997 You sleep nude in the station every night. 342 00:12:05,022 --> 00:12:07,078 Yeah, but now I'm a dad. 343 00:12:07,103 --> 00:12:08,684 I get it, man. Being a father is hard. 344 00:12:08,709 --> 00:12:09,915 Well, maybe for you, it is. 345 00:12:09,940 --> 00:12:11,043 No, it's hard for everyone. 346 00:12:11,068 --> 00:12:12,608 Yeah, well, when you have all girls. 347 00:12:12,633 --> 00:12:14,366 Whatever kind of kid you have, it's hard. 348 00:12:14,391 --> 00:12:17,001 How would you know? You have all daughters. 349 00:12:17,026 --> 00:12:18,558 You have no idea what you're in for. 350 00:12:18,583 --> 00:12:19,799 The one thing you've never been able 351 00:12:19,823 --> 00:12:21,307 to handle in your life is commitment. 352 00:12:21,332 --> 00:12:23,092 What do you mean I can't handle commitment? 353 00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:24,858 - I've been married twice. - Exactly. 354 00:12:24,883 --> 00:12:26,482 You can't go around cheating when you have a kid. 355 00:12:26,506 --> 00:12:28,816 I'm settled. I'm a changed man. 356 00:12:29,222 --> 00:12:30,764 As a matter of fact... 357 00:12:34,029 --> 00:12:36,229 I want you to have my throwing stars. 358 00:12:36,254 --> 00:12:37,293 Really? 359 00:12:37,318 --> 00:12:38,691 To refuse would be a grave insult. 360 00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:40,447 - Please take them. - Okay. 361 00:12:41,255 --> 00:12:43,131 They look good in your hands, Terry. 362 00:12:43,156 --> 00:12:45,030 You know, maybe I misjudged you, Eddie. 363 00:12:45,062 --> 00:12:47,398 - I'm proud of you, man. - I'm proud of myself. 364 00:12:59,411 --> 00:13:00,556 Oh! 365 00:13:00,581 --> 00:13:02,638 No matter what you do, girl, 366 00:13:02,663 --> 00:13:04,063 I'm gonna beat you! 367 00:13:04,088 --> 00:13:06,689 I can beat you with a sock, with my hairbrush. 368 00:13:06,714 --> 00:13:08,921 I'll beat you with a loaf of bread. What's up? 369 00:13:08,946 --> 00:13:10,638 Yeah, whatever. Let's just play again. 370 00:13:10,663 --> 00:13:12,091 Nah, man. You down 200 bucks. 371 00:13:12,116 --> 00:13:13,656 Yeah, but I'm still up overall. 372 00:13:13,681 --> 00:13:15,389 Anyways, does anybody think we should cool it 373 00:13:15,413 --> 00:13:17,120 with the gambling until Chief relaxes? 374 00:13:17,145 --> 00:13:19,361 Hard no. Double or nothing. 375 00:13:19,386 --> 00:13:20,442 Okay. 376 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,817 - Hello, everybody! - Hey, hey! 377 00:13:24,519 --> 00:13:25,750 You guys playing a game? 378 00:13:25,775 --> 00:13:27,283 - No. - Yes. 379 00:13:28,025 --> 00:13:29,324 Why are you using a shoe? 380 00:13:29,349 --> 00:13:30,714 To keep it fun. 381 00:13:30,739 --> 00:13:31,783 What's the score? 382 00:13:31,808 --> 00:13:33,622 - 6-8. - 5-4. 383 00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:35,482 - Ah, man! Who knows? - Yeah. 384 00:13:35,507 --> 00:13:37,920 It's so hard to keep track of Ping-Pong. 385 00:13:37,945 --> 00:13:39,662 - You better not be gambling. - We're not gambling. 386 00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:41,555 - How would you even... - You said one time, 387 00:13:41,580 --> 00:13:42,880 never do it again. 388 00:13:43,174 --> 00:13:44,339 - I'm keeping an eye on you. - All right. 389 00:13:44,363 --> 00:13:45,290 - I know, Chief. - Yes, sir. 390 00:13:45,315 --> 00:13:47,777 - We're not, Chief. - Always. No gambling. 391 00:13:48,964 --> 00:13:50,724 - Whoa. - I didn't like that. 392 00:13:50,749 --> 00:13:52,582 - That was so close. - Not even! 393 00:13:52,607 --> 00:13:54,874 I guarantee you we can bet right under the Chief's nose 394 00:13:54,899 --> 00:13:55,976 and he wouldn't even notice. 395 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,882 - Uh, I'm not so sure. - Yeah, I don't know. 396 00:13:57,907 --> 00:13:59,256 You want to bet? 397 00:13:59,566 --> 00:14:01,545 Liability rules have changed. 398 00:14:01,570 --> 00:14:03,416 Civilians are no longer allowed on the fire pole. 399 00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:04,874 I don't care who you're trying to impress. 400 00:14:04,898 --> 00:14:05,906 Do I make myself clear? 401 00:14:05,931 --> 00:14:07,178 - Yes, Chief. - Yes, Chief. 402 00:14:07,203 --> 00:14:08,219 - _ - Yes. 403 00:14:08,244 --> 00:14:09,768 Next up, people are not crossing off 404 00:14:09,793 --> 00:14:12,001 their completed assignments on the assignment board. 405 00:14:12,026 --> 00:14:13,987 If you do not cross off your finished assignments, 406 00:14:14,012 --> 00:14:15,401 we do not know they're finished. 407 00:14:15,426 --> 00:14:17,593 - Do I make myself clear? - Yes, Chief. 408 00:14:17,618 --> 00:14:19,151 Okay, overtime. 409 00:14:19,176 --> 00:14:22,717 Overtime is available, but all requests must go through me. 410 00:14:22,742 --> 00:14:23,861 Do I make myself clear? 411 00:14:23,886 --> 00:14:25,132 So, uh, Chief, 412 00:14:25,157 --> 00:14:27,960 can I ask another shift for overtime? 413 00:14:28,397 --> 00:14:29,660 Uh, no. 414 00:14:29,685 --> 00:14:31,687 All overtime requests must go through me. 415 00:14:31,712 --> 00:14:33,029 Do I make myself clear? 416 00:14:33,054 --> 00:14:34,174 One more quickie. 417 00:14:34,199 --> 00:14:37,519 The request goes to whom? 418 00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:40,030 All requests go across my desk. 419 00:14:40,055 --> 00:14:41,332 Do I make myself clear? 420 00:14:41,357 --> 00:14:42,490 - Crystal. - What? 421 00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:43,623 - Damn! - Something wrong Lucy? 422 00:14:43,647 --> 00:14:44,647 No, Chief. 423 00:14:44,672 --> 00:14:46,230 All right, everybody, that's it. Have a great day. 424 00:14:46,254 --> 00:14:47,921 Thank you, Chief! 425 00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:50,368 You can't do that. You baited him. 426 00:14:50,393 --> 00:14:51,933 Oh, I can, and I did. 427 00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:53,600 Do I make myself clear? 428 00:14:54,229 --> 00:14:55,239 I'm gonna win that money back. 429 00:14:55,263 --> 00:14:57,526 You haven't won anything since Chief banned gambling. 430 00:14:57,551 --> 00:14:59,600 Wow, Luce, you lost your whole paycheck. 431 00:14:59,625 --> 00:15:00,848 I just got to get back to even. 432 00:15:00,872 --> 00:15:03,271 - I'll be cool. - Said every gambler ever. 433 00:15:03,296 --> 00:15:04,850 Hang on a sec. 434 00:15:06,084 --> 00:15:08,197 I think you need to take a little break from gambling. 435 00:15:08,221 --> 00:15:09,697 What are you talking about? 436 00:15:09,722 --> 00:15:11,501 I've seen this look before... 437 00:15:11,526 --> 00:15:14,949 The sunken eyes, the unquenchable thirst. 438 00:15:14,974 --> 00:15:15,990 You got a problem. 439 00:15:16,015 --> 00:15:17,269 If you're gonna ride the tiger, 440 00:15:17,294 --> 00:15:18,539 you got to know when to jump off. 441 00:15:18,563 --> 00:15:19,827 I'm not on a tiger. 442 00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:20,980 Let me tell you a little story. 443 00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:23,617 Years ago, there was a probie who got in way over his head. 444 00:15:23,642 --> 00:15:25,358 In fact, this guy got in so deep, 445 00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:28,528 he bet the pink slip to his car in a game of Acey Deucey, 446 00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:29,974 and he lost. 447 00:15:29,999 --> 00:15:33,952 That probie's name? Terrance Leslie McConky. 448 00:15:33,977 --> 00:15:35,510 - My dad? - Yeah. 449 00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:38,022 And I drove his car around for years. 450 00:15:38,047 --> 00:15:39,980 That McConky didn't know when to quit. 451 00:15:40,005 --> 00:15:41,947 Don't you be that McConky. 452 00:15:46,311 --> 00:15:47,318 What's up? You wanted me? 453 00:15:47,343 --> 00:15:49,169 Yeah, I wanted you to see something. 454 00:15:49,194 --> 00:15:50,368 You know what this is, right? 455 00:15:50,393 --> 00:15:52,084 That's the infamous Eddie Penisi black book. 456 00:15:52,108 --> 00:15:53,117 That's right. 457 00:15:53,142 --> 00:15:54,880 The phone numbers of every single woman 458 00:15:54,905 --> 00:15:57,366 I've ever dated, and I'm gonna toss it. 459 00:15:57,391 --> 00:15:59,464 Huh, that's a pretty extensive database. 460 00:15:59,489 --> 00:16:00,657 You sure you can part with it? 461 00:16:00,681 --> 00:16:02,491 - It's time. - Hmm. 462 00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:04,604 Okay. 463 00:16:05,795 --> 00:16:07,328 What are you doing? 464 00:16:07,444 --> 00:16:08,904 - That's weird. - Just like a... 465 00:16:08,929 --> 00:16:09,984 No, I have... 466 00:16:10,009 --> 00:16:11,479 - Is this a bit? - It doesn't want to go. 467 00:16:11,503 --> 00:16:13,051 - Stop screwing around. - No, I'm... look! 468 00:16:13,075 --> 00:16:14,854 Look at my hands. It doesn't want to go. 469 00:16:14,879 --> 00:16:17,316 It doesn't want... It just doesn't... 470 00:16:17,967 --> 00:16:19,545 There we go. I got it. 471 00:16:19,570 --> 00:16:21,773 - I'm proud of you, Eddie. - I feel better already. 472 00:16:21,798 --> 00:16:24,798 - Good for you, pal. - Terry, I'm gonna be a dad. 473 00:16:24,823 --> 00:16:26,612 - Crazy! - Terry, who's gonna be a dad? 474 00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:27,994 - Eddie Penisi. - That's right. 475 00:16:28,019 --> 00:16:30,488 Hey, Terry! I'm gonna be a dad. 476 00:16:33,899 --> 00:16:35,517 Excuse me, Chief. I wanted to plug 477 00:16:35,542 --> 00:16:39,114 this extension cord into the meeting room. 478 00:16:39,139 --> 00:16:41,975 Uh, where are the outlets? 479 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,711 They're in the meeting room. 480 00:16:43,842 --> 00:16:46,376 Okay. Um, oh, hey. 481 00:16:46,401 --> 00:16:48,322 Don't you think they should be called inlets 482 00:16:48,347 --> 00:16:50,013 instead of outlets? 483 00:16:50,038 --> 00:16:51,635 Bye, Ike. 484 00:16:55,907 --> 00:16:57,149 Nothing. 485 00:16:57,174 --> 00:16:58,350 I thought this would work for sure. 486 00:16:58,374 --> 00:16:59,814 He didn't yell at all. Like, at all. 487 00:16:59,839 --> 00:17:02,273 Y'all want Chief to yell? I got this. 488 00:17:02,298 --> 00:17:03,639 Get your money ready. 489 00:17:05,634 --> 00:17:07,582 - Hey, Chief, I got a question. - What's up? 490 00:17:07,607 --> 00:17:10,123 I need to order more gauze and... 491 00:17:10,148 --> 00:17:11,317 I'm sorry. 492 00:17:11,342 --> 00:17:12,809 H-Hello? 493 00:17:12,834 --> 00:17:14,525 Yo, T, what's up, man? 494 00:17:14,550 --> 00:17:15,948 Ah, nah. I ain't doing nothing. 495 00:17:15,973 --> 00:17:18,434 You so stupid. 496 00:17:18,459 --> 00:17:20,858 Yeah. Yeah, I can pick up you, too. 497 00:17:20,883 --> 00:17:21,962 Yo, what's your address? 498 00:17:21,987 --> 00:17:23,256 Hey. 499 00:17:23,846 --> 00:17:26,617 - Really? - 464. Yeah, I got it. 500 00:17:26,642 --> 00:17:27,649 All right. Bye. 501 00:17:33,490 --> 00:17:35,881 T is crazy. He funny, man. He a funny dude. 502 00:17:35,906 --> 00:17:37,321 Um, let me show you this last text he sent me. 503 00:17:37,345 --> 00:17:38,544 You know what, Granny? 504 00:17:38,569 --> 00:17:41,037 Why don't you go outside and finish talking to T 505 00:17:41,062 --> 00:17:42,350 and then come back and talk to me. 506 00:17:42,374 --> 00:17:44,446 - No, wait, Chief... - Thank you, Granny. 507 00:17:46,511 --> 00:17:47,607 Hey, Chief. 508 00:17:47,632 --> 00:17:49,895 Any chance that you finished the string cheese? 509 00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:51,253 What the goddamn hell? 510 00:17:51,278 --> 00:17:52,923 I don't eat fucking string cheese! 511 00:17:52,948 --> 00:17:54,115 I'm lactose intolerant! 512 00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:55,586 I didn't realize it was gonna happen that fast. 513 00:17:55,610 --> 00:17:57,389 It's like a fuckin' clown car of idiots! 514 00:17:57,414 --> 00:17:59,669 - Okay, sorry! - I'm gonna lock that fucking door! 515 00:17:59,694 --> 00:18:03,244 Ooh, guess who's on a hot streak now, probie. 516 00:18:04,303 --> 00:18:05,723 - Thank you. - Congrats. 517 00:18:06,057 --> 00:18:07,604 Hey, guys! 518 00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:09,265 Cherry Oats of Fire won! 519 00:18:09,290 --> 00:18:10,751 - What? - He won! 520 00:18:10,776 --> 00:18:13,309 I told you all I needed was a sign! 521 00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:15,693 Everybody's winning except for Lucy. 522 00:18:16,190 --> 00:18:18,395 ♪ Everybody's winning except Lucy ♪ 523 00:18:18,420 --> 00:18:19,937 ♪ Everybody's winning except Lucy ♪ 524 00:18:21,260 --> 00:18:22,896 ♪ Everybody's winning except Lucy ♪ 525 00:18:24,969 --> 00:18:28,772 Station 24, medical 42. Elderly man in distress. 526 00:18:28,977 --> 00:18:31,116 Hey, Granny, when you're back, let's play Ping-Pong. 527 00:18:31,141 --> 00:18:32,737 I-I got to climb out of my hole, man. 528 00:18:32,762 --> 00:18:35,343 You still owe two Gs, and that's a big nut. 529 00:18:35,368 --> 00:18:36,789 Do you take credit card? 530 00:18:36,814 --> 00:18:39,187 I'm kidding! You know I'm good for it. 531 00:18:39,212 --> 00:18:40,791 Nobody's gonna take a bet with you, Luce. 532 00:18:40,815 --> 00:18:42,882 So just take a break. 533 00:18:53,509 --> 00:18:55,294 - _ - In the third race... 534 00:18:55,319 --> 00:18:57,192 All you need is a sign. 535 00:19:08,638 --> 00:19:10,000 Okay. 536 00:19:15,102 --> 00:19:17,524 And they're off! Eddie's Bastard is in the lead. 537 00:19:17,549 --> 00:19:19,501 Hey, run, run, run, run, run, run, run! 538 00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:20,717 Yes! 539 00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:22,819 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 540 00:19:22,844 --> 00:19:24,507 Come on, run you little bastard! 541 00:19:24,532 --> 00:19:26,802 Oh, hey, it's gonna be tough to catch Eddie's Bastard. 542 00:19:26,827 --> 00:19:28,725 And here they come around the last turn. 543 00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,536 Eddie's Bastard has this locked up. 544 00:19:30,561 --> 00:19:32,442 Look out! Eddie's Bastard is down! 545 00:19:32,467 --> 00:19:34,325 - What? - The horses approach the finish. 546 00:19:34,350 --> 00:19:35,907 Righteous Living takes the lead. 547 00:19:35,932 --> 00:19:37,734 It's Righteous Living by a nose! 548 00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:39,641 - No! - Righteous Living wins! 549 00:19:39,972 --> 00:19:42,500 And they are putting Eddie's Bastard down! 550 00:19:43,590 --> 00:19:45,924 Oh, my goodness! You hate to see that! 551 00:19:48,943 --> 00:19:50,310 It's okay. 552 00:19:50,335 --> 00:19:51,800 You can still fix this. 553 00:19:51,825 --> 00:19:54,370 There is still time to fix this. 554 00:19:54,395 --> 00:19:56,363 Lola's in labor! The baby's coming! 555 00:19:58,296 --> 00:20:00,496 Oh, no. 556 00:20:03,191 --> 00:20:04,502 Lola Polonsky's room? 557 00:20:04,527 --> 00:20:06,622 I'm, uh, the father. 558 00:20:06,950 --> 00:20:09,609 Mr. Penisi? In here. 559 00:20:09,634 --> 00:20:11,562 Oh, it's time! 560 00:20:11,587 --> 00:20:13,449 ♪ Who's gonna make this money, y'all? ♪ 561 00:20:13,474 --> 00:20:15,672 Here we go, 5K baby, baby. 562 00:20:15,697 --> 00:20:18,437 Lucy won date of birth. Congrats, probie. 563 00:20:18,462 --> 00:20:21,885 But there is a lot of money riding on everything else. 564 00:20:21,910 --> 00:20:24,005 - I said no more gambling. - You said in the station. 565 00:20:24,030 --> 00:20:26,015 Stop it, Terry. Baby pools are fun. 566 00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:28,287 - This is bets. - It's a boy. 567 00:20:28,312 --> 00:20:29,987 - Ah! - Man! 568 00:20:30,012 --> 00:20:32,317 - Hey! - Come on! 569 00:20:32,342 --> 00:20:33,364 Lucy again. 570 00:20:33,389 --> 00:20:34,389 Everyone said girl? 571 00:20:34,414 --> 00:20:37,153 - Yeah, except Lucy. - Time of birth, 4:14. 572 00:20:37,178 --> 00:20:39,823 Wait, eight pounds, three ounces. 573 00:20:39,848 --> 00:20:42,199 Lucy and Lucy? Are you kidding me? 574 00:20:42,224 --> 00:20:43,558 Whoa, whoa, wait! Cap, Cap, Cap! 575 00:20:43,583 --> 00:20:44,837 Can you tell us anything else? 576 00:20:44,862 --> 00:20:46,573 I can tell you this. 577 00:20:46,860 --> 00:20:48,706 This... 578 00:20:49,317 --> 00:20:53,253 this... this is the best day of my life. 579 00:20:53,512 --> 00:20:56,165 Today everything is gonna be different. 580 00:20:56,526 --> 00:20:58,763 - I got to get a dog. - What was that? 581 00:20:58,788 --> 00:21:00,188 Mr. Penisi. 582 00:21:00,213 --> 00:21:02,251 Lola would like to introduce you to your new son. 583 00:21:02,276 --> 00:21:04,037 - You want to come with me? - Excuse me, nurse. 584 00:21:04,061 --> 00:21:05,907 - Was there an epidural? - Yeah, any extra fingers? 585 00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,726 Testicle size, pea, peanut or walnut? 586 00:21:07,751 --> 00:21:08,838 Pea size! Pea size! 587 00:21:08,863 --> 00:21:09,911 - Baby pool? - Yes. 588 00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:12,167 - I got you. - Walnut! Is it walnut? 589 00:21:12,192 --> 00:21:14,042 You're gonna make a great dad. 590 00:21:14,067 --> 00:21:17,569 I am so happy for you! 591 00:21:17,594 --> 00:21:19,754 Damn, Lucy won every single box! 592 00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:21,223 - What? - Whoa, you did. 593 00:21:21,248 --> 00:21:23,091 Every single thing. You won everything. 594 00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:25,038 - Crushed it. - Hell, yes! 595 00:21:25,063 --> 00:21:26,729 Baby pools are the shit! 596 00:21:26,754 --> 00:21:28,026 - Talk about a sore winner. - Yes! 597 00:21:28,050 --> 00:21:29,351 Whoo! 598 00:21:32,302 --> 00:21:35,034 Eddie! Oh, he's so beautiful! 599 00:21:35,059 --> 00:21:36,859 Look at all that red hair. 600 00:21:37,393 --> 00:21:39,277 Oh, that's weird, Cap, 'cause you don't have red hair. 601 00:21:39,301 --> 00:21:40,341 Oh, you know who's got red hair? 602 00:21:40,365 --> 00:21:42,993 Captain Polonsky. He even looks like Polonsky. 603 00:21:47,737 --> 00:21:49,898 Oh, my God. That's amazing, amazing. 604 00:21:49,923 --> 00:21:51,519 Wait, wait, wait. You're happy? 605 00:21:51,544 --> 00:21:52,599 It's not my baby. 606 00:21:52,624 --> 00:21:53,737 What about the speech you just made 607 00:21:53,761 --> 00:21:54,960 about how it changed your life? 608 00:21:54,984 --> 00:21:57,319 Are you kidding me? I wasn't ready to have a kid. 609 00:21:57,344 --> 00:22:00,034 Anyone who believed I could be a dad is an idiot. 610 00:22:00,059 --> 00:22:01,121 Well... 611 00:22:01,146 --> 00:22:02,688 If that's not Eddie Penisi's baby, 612 00:22:02,713 --> 00:22:04,612 then this isn't Eddie Penisi's baby pool. 613 00:22:04,637 --> 00:22:05,949 That's right! I want my money back! 614 00:22:05,973 --> 00:22:08,273 Well, hold... hold on. It's still a baby pool. 615 00:22:08,298 --> 00:22:10,566 But it's not Eddie Penisi's baby pool. 616 00:22:10,591 --> 00:22:12,185 Like look at the name at top of this board. 617 00:22:12,209 --> 00:22:13,694 - The bets are all moot. - Yeah! 618 00:22:13,719 --> 00:22:15,185 And they don't count anymore either. 619 00:22:15,210 --> 00:22:17,935 All the bets except for that little one down there. 620 00:22:20,623 --> 00:22:22,018 You got to be kidding me. 621 00:22:22,043 --> 00:22:23,520 Oh! Did you know? 622 00:22:23,545 --> 00:22:26,253 Not at all, but I always like to hedge my bets. 623 00:22:26,278 --> 00:22:27,532 Son of a bitch. 624 00:22:27,557 --> 00:22:28,669 That makes me the only winner. 625 00:22:28,693 --> 00:22:30,226 So hand over that money, probie. 626 00:22:30,251 --> 00:22:31,965 But that's just one little bet! 627 00:22:31,990 --> 00:22:33,126 He's right. The money's his. 628 00:22:33,151 --> 00:22:36,343 - Uh, well, here's the thing. - What did you do? 629 00:22:36,368 --> 00:22:39,211 I bet the baby pool money on a horse race, 630 00:22:39,236 --> 00:22:41,030 and I lost it all. 631 00:22:41,055 --> 00:22:43,008 You bet the baby pool money? 632 00:22:43,033 --> 00:22:45,209 - What? - After I banned gambling? 633 00:22:45,234 --> 00:22:46,870 You're one to talk... You lost your car 634 00:22:46,895 --> 00:22:48,466 to Uncle Eddie when you were a probie! 635 00:22:48,491 --> 00:22:50,208 What are you talking about? I never lost my car to Eddie. 636 00:22:50,232 --> 00:22:52,639 Okay, well, all the McConky's are bad gamblers, 637 00:22:52,664 --> 00:22:54,267 all Penisi's are known liars, 638 00:22:54,292 --> 00:22:57,111 but my point was you got to know when to quit. 639 00:22:57,136 --> 00:22:59,376 You're in deep shit, probie! There's gonna be hell to pay! 640 00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:00,560 And there's gonna be me to pay. 641 00:23:00,584 --> 00:23:01,584 Penisi! 642 00:23:02,345 --> 00:23:03,345 Where is she? 643 00:23:03,378 --> 00:23:05,645 Congratulations, Jerry. You're a dad now. 644 00:23:06,195 --> 00:23:07,929 Fuck off. 645 00:23:07,954 --> 00:23:10,880 These are some life lessons from me to your son. 646 00:23:10,905 --> 00:23:12,191 I kind of feel like I know him 647 00:23:12,216 --> 00:23:14,050 'cause I've been having sex across his skull 648 00:23:14,075 --> 00:23:15,140 for the last nine months. 649 00:23:23,282 --> 00:23:24,985 I'll take that back. 650 00:23:26,073 --> 00:23:27,473 Okay. 651 00:23:27,645 --> 00:23:30,210 All right, probie, how you gonna pay me that money? 652 00:23:30,235 --> 00:23:32,267 Do you take credit cards? 653 00:23:34,653 --> 00:23:35,920 Check the corners. 654 00:23:35,945 --> 00:23:37,455 Books like to wind up in corners. 655 00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:39,321 It's a small black book. You can't miss it. 656 00:23:39,346 --> 00:23:41,714 You find it, I'll knock a few bucks off what you owe me. 657 00:23:41,739 --> 00:23:43,318 She still owes the bank, too. 658 00:23:43,343 --> 00:23:45,036 How long do you think it'll take her to find that book? 659 00:23:45,060 --> 00:23:46,069 Half hour, tops. 660 00:23:46,094 --> 00:23:48,348 Ten bucks says she'll find it in the next ten minutes. 661 00:23:48,373 --> 00:23:50,208 - I bet never. - You know something we don't? 662 00:23:50,233 --> 00:23:51,757 Yeah, the garbage with the book 663 00:23:51,782 --> 00:23:53,012 got carted off yesterday. 664 00:23:53,037 --> 00:23:54,944 - I just like making her look. - Aw, Cap! 665 00:23:54,969 --> 00:23:56,368 Nasty! 666 00:23:56,663 --> 00:23:59,264 Well, hey, my condolences on your little black book, sir. 667 00:23:59,289 --> 00:24:01,400 Nah, come on. I got all that info up in the cloud. 668 00:24:01,425 --> 00:24:02,896 Ah, the cloud. I love it. 669 00:24:02,921 --> 00:24:05,065 Okay, okay, so how long until she stops? 670 00:24:05,090 --> 00:24:06,177 Until I tell her to stop. 671 00:24:06,202 --> 00:24:07,980 20 bucks says she stops before that. 672 00:24:08,005 --> 00:24:09,863 - You're on. - Hey, Lucy! 673 00:24:09,889 --> 00:24:11,399 - Yes, Chief? - Quit screwing around there. 674 00:24:11,423 --> 00:24:13,186 Come on. Let's go. You're gonna clean the oven hood 675 00:24:13,210 --> 00:24:14,321 and the refrigerators, 676 00:24:14,346 --> 00:24:15,371 and you're gonna write my thank-you notes 677 00:24:15,395 --> 00:24:16,595 for the awards ceremony. 678 00:24:16,620 --> 00:24:17,886 Do I make myself clear? 679 00:24:19,590 --> 00:24:20,771 I love this! 680 00:24:22,623 --> 00:24:24,234 All right, all right. 681 00:24:24,259 --> 00:24:25,474 Let that be a lesson to ya. 682 00:24:25,499 --> 00:24:27,564 You gamble in my station, that's what you get. 683 00:24:27,589 --> 00:24:28,678 - You got it, Chief. - You're right, Chief. 684 00:24:28,702 --> 00:24:30,591 - You're right, Chief. - Sorry. 685 00:24:31,616 --> 00:24:34,761 Aw, nice doing business with you, Cap. 686 00:24:34,786 --> 00:24:36,543 Son of a bitch. 687 00:24:37,340 --> 00:24:38,851 20 more dollars. 688 00:24:38,876 --> 00:24:42,411 - ♪ Another sweater for Mom ♪ - So weird, bro.