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- Is it a heart attack?
- No, he's got a pulse. He's good.

2
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The hell happened here?

3
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Oh, all right! Good
morning. There it is.

4
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Is that a flashlight on his dong?

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He put his penis where the batteries go?

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Is's not a flashlight.
It's a fleshlight.

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A sex toy.

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Breezy Canyon model.

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- Breezy Canyon the porn star.
- Wait,

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there's a replica of
her vagina in there?

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Yes. The celebrity makes the mold,

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they put it in the fleshlight,

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and that fella mates with it.

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Wait, but what happened, Cap?

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The fleshlight knock him out,

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or did something happen afterwards?

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And what's this all on the walls?

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It's elementary, really.

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It's dulce de leche.

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You boil a can of condensed
milk, it turns into caramel.

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Our friend here turned on the
stove, put the can in the water,

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and he downed a cafe
boost-a-mente double espresso

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to activate the Ambi-snooze sex

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he was about to throw
into Breezy Canyon.

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What kind of sex?

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You take Ambi-snooze then caffeine,

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then you fight through the
loginess for a monster orgasm.

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- Check his pockets.
- Whoa!

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Most likely he miscalculated
the Ambi-snooze

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to caffeine ratio, and when it came time

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to get cozy with Miss
Breezy, it was lights out.

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When the water on the stove
evaporated, the can kept cooking,

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and then pow, splattered
caramel all over the walls.

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Oh, don't eat that.

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Mmm. So sweet.

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He should be waking
up in three, two, one.

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Whoa!

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Hey, Cap, what the hell?!

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Man, you got mad deductive skills, Cap.

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Eh, what are you gonna do?

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- Hey, sir, you okay?
- No judgment.

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Get you unstuck, all right?

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Hey, hey, hey! Hey, come here! Don't...

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Weird.

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Prepare yourselves.
It's a full moon out tonight.

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Shit's about to get sticky.

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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com

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All right, all right, all right.

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Happy full moon, everybody.

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Hope you're ready for a fun night

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with the maniacal,
deranged, and disturbed.

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Chief, it's a super blue blood moon.

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- What's that?
- Well, a blue moon

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is the second full moon in a month,

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and a blood moon is a lunar
eclipse with a dark-red hue.

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And a supermoon is a full moon

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with the moon's closest orbit to Earth.

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We got our own Neil
Grassy Tyson in the house.

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Why? 'Cause I'm black?

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It's just the only scientist I know.

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- Neil Armstrong, by the way.
- Oh.

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Now, you see, the last time
that this super blue blood moon

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hit was 1888, and that
night, Jack the Ripper struck.

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Hmm.

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Van Gogh cut off his ear,
and the Johnstown Flood

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wiped out the entire town
of Johnstown, Pennsylvania.

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So look the... out.

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- This full moon thing is bullshit.
- Oh, is it?

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It's always triple the
calls and they're all weird.

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So tonight I've called
in reinforcements.

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We're being joined by Gene Ghoulib.

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Ghooooooooul!

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Ghoul.

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I take it he's good?

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He's a volunteer so he's
free, and he's a great guy.

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Okay, stay safe tonight, everybody.

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Hey, how are ya?

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Volunteer firefighter Gene
Ghoulib reporting for duty.

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You can call me Ghoul.

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- Okay. Ghoul.
- And you must Lucy.

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Congratulations on being the
first woman at the station.

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- Where are the fellas?
- They're back there.

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Yeah, you know, just paving the way.

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Well, actually, it was Jeanette
Woldseth who paved the way.

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She was the first
full-time female firefighter

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in Washington State history.

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Hired in 1977, retired
a captain in 2002.

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- What do you think of that?
- Well, aren't you woke AF?

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There he is! Ghouly!

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How are ya, Chief? Honored to be here.

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- Good to have you.
- Ghoul!

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Hey!

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How are ya, Captain?

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Paramedic Smith, good to see you guys.

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- You ready for some full moon fever?
- Ready as we'll ever be.

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Which I'm guessing is <i>very</i>
ready.

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<i>Rescue 42... 643, West Fuller.</i>

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Wheels up, Granny.
Let's go have some fun.

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- Let's do it.
- Take it easy, Ghouly.

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- Can I join?
- No, they got it,

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they got it. Stay here.

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Hey, don't worry, there'll
be plenty to do tonight.

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Full moon, probie.

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<i>Engine 24... Kudlow Park, open burn.</i>

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Ghooooul!

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City's saved now, buddy! Ghouly!

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Yeah! Ow!

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Hey, guys, remember, all
open burns must have a permit

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in accordance with state
and federal regulations.

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- You know it, Ghoul!
- You got it, Ghoul!

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Lucy, no. You stay with Ghoul.

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Full moon fever!

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The super blue blood moon.

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A blue moon is the second
full moon of the month.

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And a blood moon, well,
that's just a lunar eclipse

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with a slightly burnt sienna hue.

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You guys are all starting
to sound like astrologers

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- or something.
- Astronomers.

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- Oh, yeah.
- Or astrologers.

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Hmm. At least we know
what's in our future.

121
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Wow.

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Oh, I hate full-moon nights, man.

123
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What? Full-moon nights are the best.

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Second only to The Purge.

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You get the dumbest
calls. You know what?

126
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You realize nights like tonight,

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the stupid people are
what keep you in business.

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Well, just keep an open mind.

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Yes, people make stupid mistakes,

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but then we get to help them.

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That should make you feel good.

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- Thanks, Dr. Phil.
- Oh, you're welcome, Granville.

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And the key to maintaining a healthy
relationship is communication.

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- Ah, I see.
- And never stop fornicating.

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Oh, thank goodness you're here.

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Hey! Anchorman from "Tacoma Today."

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Good evening, I'm Chet Chisolm.

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Come in, please, gentlemen.
Quickly, quickly.

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Come in.

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I did something.

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And, well, uh...

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It got stuck.

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- Oh, God.
- Whoa! Wow, okay, okay.

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All right, okay.

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- Is that...
- My wedding ring.

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Yeah, you must really love your wife.

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- Thinking about her right now, huh?
- I can't get it off.

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Can you help me? Help.

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Ah.

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- Creepy.
- Right?

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I don't see this open fire anywhere.

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This full-moon stuff
freaks me out, man.

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It wasn't too long ago that a
girl was killed in these woods.

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Please don't do that.

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In fact, I don't even
think it was a girl.

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It was two firefighters just like us.

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And they haven't found the killer.

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Can you not? Just stop.

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- Oh.
- Just don't, Andy.

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I asked you not to do
it. Just stop it, okay?

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You think I'm a child?
You're not gonna scare me.

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What was that?

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I don't know. I-I, uh...

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- What's going on?
- Something hit the truck.

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- Can you get out and check, please?
- No, you check it out.

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Andy, I'm driving. I can't
get out of the vehicle.

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- Can you get out and check it out?
- I'm riding, I'm riding.

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- Why, are you scared?
- No.

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Station 24... this is
Firefighter McConky.

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Yeah, it's always the
fourth Thursday in November.

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Yeah, you betcha. Have a nice evening.

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Who calls a fire station to
find out when Thanksgiving is?

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You know, I got to tell you,
your phone etiquette is top notch.

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Yeah, thanks. I guess
it's part of the job.

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Not really a job when you
love what you do, right?

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It's technically not a job
when you're a volunteer.

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Oh.

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Yeah. Good one. Now
we're having a good time.

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You seem a little upset. What gives?

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Okay, I'm the rookie. I get it.

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But I just thought this
whole full-moon night

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would've brought me
a little more action.

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Let me tell you something about firemen.

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On any given night, any given
day, they're always firemen.

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Did you just come up with that?

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"Backdraft," 1991.

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You know, Kurt Russell, Robert De Niro,
Rebecca De Mornay, Billy Baldwin,

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Jennifer Jason Leigh, Donald Sutherland.

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It's a Ron Howard joint.

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I've seen it 211 times.
It's a masterpiece.

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I can recite the entire
thing front to back.

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No, I've never seen it.

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Ho-ho, there she goes.
That's a good one.

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Yeah, no, I've never seen it.

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You're serious. You've
never seen "Backdraft."

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Seriously.

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You've never seen "Backdr..." Okay.

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Well, good thing I have it on my phone.

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Let's take a little break
and watch that movie.

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Oh, hey, Chief, I want to preface this
by saying I would never complain

201
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because I'm the rookie
<i>and</i> your daughter,

202
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but, um, I thought you said tonight
was gonna be crazy for all of us.

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- Yeah, it will be.
- But hold on.

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And look, I do want this to
sound more sarcastic than whiny,

205
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but I'm still mopping floors.

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All right, well, it sounds whiny,

207
00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:20,158
but that's what probies do, Lucy, okay?

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Trust me, I've been
doing this a long time.

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Just be ready.

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Ghoul!

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"Fire.
It's a living thing, Brian.

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It breathes, it eats, and it hates.

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The only way to beat
it is to think like it.

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Eh."

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It's Robert De Niro.

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That was a very good
impression, by the way.

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- "Backdraft," he's in the...
- Is that one of the actors?

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So... how'd it happen?

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Details are sketchy.

220
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- News at 11:00?
- No, no, no.

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- I'm embarrassed to say.
- Allow me.

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You got takeout because
your wife's away.

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You got out of the shower and you were

224
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at the computer twirling
your wedding ring,

225
00:09:01,503 --> 00:09:03,336
spinning it around
on different things...

226
00:09:03,338 --> 00:09:05,205
pen, pretzel rod, letter opener...

227
00:09:05,207 --> 00:09:06,688
and that's when you said to yourself,

228
00:09:06,739 --> 00:09:08,880
"Hmm. I wonder if this fits."

229
00:09:09,111 --> 00:09:11,483
And you slipped the
ring onto your penis.

230
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But that's when you glanced
over at your computer

231
00:09:13,982 --> 00:09:15,952
and you saw that
picture of Katie Couric.

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Katie Couric's so hot.

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00:09:18,253 --> 00:09:19,553
Mm-hmm. No, I get it, believe me.

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I'm a Diane Sawyer guy, but I get it.

235
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But that is when you became erect,

236
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the blood got trapped north of the ring,

237
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the ring got stuck,
and boom, here we are.

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That is investigative prowess.

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00:09:29,198 --> 00:09:31,161
- Whoa, Cap.
- I think it's the full moon.

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I probably should've
gone to the ER, but I...

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I'm marginally famous.

242
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So, the question is do we
cut off the ring or the penis?

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The ring! The ri... ring.

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All right. Got the
perfect thing for that.

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- Yeah.
- No, no, no.

246
00:09:43,983 --> 00:09:45,423
- That's aggressive.
- I got the thing.

247
00:09:45,447 --> 00:09:47,453
- This guy.
- Oh, wow, that's for trees.

248
00:09:47,478 --> 00:09:49,414
- You know what... blowtorch.
- Granny, come on.

249
00:09:49,439 --> 00:09:51,218
His genitalia will
definitely feel the sting.

250
00:09:51,220 --> 00:09:53,653
Yes, genitalia will feel it.

251
00:09:53,655 --> 00:09:56,410
- Hey-o!
- Hey!

252
00:09:56,640 --> 00:09:59,139
Chet, I apologize about
the little back and forth.

253
00:09:59,164 --> 00:10:00,926
We just wanted to take
your mind off of things.

254
00:10:00,950 --> 00:10:02,173
Thank you, gentlemen. Thank you.

255
00:10:02,197 --> 00:10:04,993
Thank you both. That...
Goodnight and good luck.

256
00:10:05,067 --> 00:10:06,542
Whoa, there it was. Do it again.

257
00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:07,901
Goodnight and good luck.

258
00:10:07,989 --> 00:10:10,094
- Ooh.
- Every time, right?

259
00:10:10,174 --> 00:10:11,371
- Goodnight and good luck.
- I love it.

260
00:10:11,373 --> 00:10:12,668
Look, it has an inscription.

261
00:10:12,708 --> 00:10:14,007
No, no, I'm good, I'm good.

262
00:10:22,060 --> 00:10:24,069
Ah, see? This is weird, man.

263
00:10:24,153 --> 00:10:25,444
This is weird.

264
00:10:26,221 --> 00:10:27,366
Excuse me.

265
00:10:28,090 --> 00:10:29,610
Tacoma Fire Department. We're gonna...

266
00:10:29,725 --> 00:10:31,122
Stop stepping on my hose!

267
00:10:31,147 --> 00:10:32,537
Who the hell are these people, man?

268
00:10:32,561 --> 00:10:36,219
Is it truly necessary to extinguish
the lunar flame of Quietus?

269
00:10:36,732 --> 00:10:39,216
Are you in charge of the...
the scary dancing and stuff here?

270
00:10:39,311 --> 00:10:40,319
That is correct.

271
00:10:40,939 --> 00:10:42,557
- I am Tothar.
- Okay.

272
00:10:42,608 --> 00:10:44,307
Uh, all right, Tolthar.

273
00:10:44,343 --> 00:10:47,121
Um, so you can't have an
open flame out here, pal.

274
00:10:47,779 --> 00:10:50,924
But this is the sacrificial night.
We need all four elements

275
00:10:50,949 --> 00:10:54,873
to properly honor the
super blue blood moon.

276
00:10:54,919 --> 00:10:57,430
Well, we're gonna have to take
away the element of fire,

277
00:10:57,455 --> 00:10:58,895
but we'll leave you with some water.

278
00:10:59,037 --> 00:11:00,251
Dude, are you serious?

279
00:11:00,525 --> 00:11:01,696
- Yeah.
- Water?

280
00:11:02,127 --> 00:11:03,135
- Yeah.
- We need all four elements.

281
00:11:03,159 --> 00:11:04,666
- I just said that.
- Sorry, man.

282
00:11:04,691 --> 00:11:05,881
You know, just doing our job.

283
00:11:05,964 --> 00:11:07,984
We're not jumping in
the fire, guys, come on.

284
00:11:08,099 --> 00:11:09,508
- Aah!
- How you doing, ma'am?

285
00:11:09,533 --> 00:11:11,063
- Aah!
- Hey, hey, hey!

286
00:11:12,203 --> 00:11:13,271
What the hell, man?!

287
00:11:13,605 --> 00:11:15,724
Why are your friends biting?

288
00:11:17,123 --> 00:11:18,146
Aah!

289
00:11:18,855 --> 00:11:20,355
This kills, man.

290
00:11:20,679 --> 00:11:21,968
That's why we wear our gloves, buddy.

291
00:11:21,992 --> 00:11:23,146
Really?

292
00:11:23,148 --> 00:11:25,155
She broke the skin, but
it doesn't seem too bad,

293
00:11:25,180 --> 00:11:26,226
so don't worry.

294
00:11:26,251 --> 00:11:28,084
Honestly, man, back in my day,

295
00:11:28,086 --> 00:11:30,086
it was just flapjacks
and finger banging.

296
00:11:30,088 --> 00:11:32,221
Now it's lunar sacrifice and biting.

297
00:11:33,391 --> 00:11:34,590
Why would she bite me?

298
00:11:36,328 --> 00:11:37,794
I was a medic in the US Army.

299
00:11:37,896 --> 00:11:40,530
You telling me helping people
doesn't interest you at all anymore?

300
00:11:40,832 --> 00:11:42,736
This man is stuck inside a thermos.

301
00:11:49,341 --> 00:11:50,629
Yeah, you're right.

302
00:11:50,809 --> 00:11:51,931
It's stuck on there tight.

303
00:11:52,336 --> 00:11:53,353
What's in the thermos?

304
00:11:53,378 --> 00:11:54,998
I mean, my dick.

305
00:11:55,347 --> 00:11:56,569
Thought that, but...

306
00:11:56,619 --> 00:11:58,051
Uh, and some pretty good soup.

307
00:11:58,149 --> 00:11:59,859
Okay, I'm gonna tell
you how this happened.

308
00:12:00,251 --> 00:12:01,638
This is good. Watch this.

309
00:12:06,391 --> 00:12:08,256
You liked the soup so
much, you fucked it.

310
00:12:08,327 --> 00:12:09,342
He gets me.

311
00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:11,029
Whoa, man, I've had good soup before,

312
00:12:11,054 --> 00:12:12,244
but never enough to fuck it.

313
00:12:12,430 --> 00:12:13,871
No, no, this isn't good soup.

314
00:12:13,932 --> 00:12:15,482
This is <i>great</i> soup.

315
00:12:15,633 --> 00:12:18,050
Minestrone... champagne of soup.

316
00:12:18,502 --> 00:12:19,788
Here's the thing, though...

317
00:12:19,813 --> 00:12:22,391
Uh, my dick's starting to
hurt, and I got to take a piss.

318
00:12:22,474 --> 00:12:23,940
You know, that might be our best bet.

319
00:12:23,942 --> 00:12:25,106
- What?
- Urinate.

320
00:12:25,443 --> 00:12:26,443
In my dinner?

321
00:12:26,511 --> 00:12:27,855
Dude, it's still warm.

322
00:12:28,012 --> 00:12:29,712
You're not still planning
on eating that, are you?

323
00:12:29,714 --> 00:12:31,381
Well, yeah. Waste not, want not, right?

324
00:12:31,383 --> 00:12:33,015
You know what? That's
admirable, but, uh,

325
00:12:33,017 --> 00:12:34,584
I'm gonna need you to relax and go

326
00:12:34,953 --> 00:12:36,919
in one... two...

327
00:12:36,921 --> 00:12:38,763
You know, counting is
actually not helping.

328
00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:40,036
...three.

329
00:12:40,158 --> 00:12:41,871
Oh, that helped. Ohh.

330
00:12:42,260 --> 00:12:43,482
Simple physics, really.

331
00:12:43,828 --> 00:12:45,879
The space inside the thermos is finite.

332
00:12:46,097 --> 00:12:47,797
And when you add matter to that space...

333
00:12:47,842 --> 00:12:48,931
Oh!

334
00:12:51,169 --> 00:12:52,683
Oh, man, that worked!

335
00:12:52,971 --> 00:12:54,589
You guys are awesome!

336
00:12:54,973 --> 00:12:56,034
Uh, one thing.

337
00:12:56,336 --> 00:12:58,597
I still got a soda
can in my ass, though.

338
00:12:58,676 --> 00:12:59,987
What are we gonna do about that one?

339
00:13:00,011 --> 00:13:01,164
Dude.

340
00:13:01,317 --> 00:13:02,824
I'm going to the truck.

341
00:13:18,032 --> 00:13:19,123
Station 24.

342
00:13:19,909 --> 00:13:21,704
Is it a beep or a chirp?

343
00:13:22,167 --> 00:13:23,540
Yeah, well, that's your battery.

344
00:13:24,545 --> 00:13:26,212
Oh, uh, you can get batteries

345
00:13:26,271 --> 00:13:27,845
at any hardware store or grocery store.

346
00:13:28,269 --> 00:13:29,498
Or any store, really.

347
00:13:29,812 --> 00:13:31,412
All right, you, too.
Have a nice evening.

348
00:13:34,988 --> 00:13:38,488
Wow, guys. It is really crazy in here.

349
00:13:38,683 --> 00:13:39,789
Well, not really.

350
00:13:39,877 --> 00:13:41,773
Just making some of my
famous five-alarm chili.

351
00:13:42,287 --> 00:13:43,623
Are you sure that's a good idea?

352
00:13:43,721 --> 00:13:46,093
We could get called into
action at any moment.

353
00:13:46,191 --> 00:13:47,760
Do I detect a hint of sarcasm?

354
00:13:48,125 --> 00:13:49,300
Not from me.

355
00:13:49,561 --> 00:13:50,881
Is that where that stuff belongs?

356
00:13:58,570 --> 00:14:00,867
Four-letter word for English coin.

357
00:14:00,892 --> 00:14:02,244
- Ghoul?
- Yen.

358
00:14:02,803 --> 00:14:04,023
No, didn't fit.

359
00:14:04,149 --> 00:14:05,159
Nickel.

360
00:14:06,016 --> 00:14:07,419
No. No, not nickel.

361
00:14:07,487 --> 00:14:08,522
Shilling?

362
00:14:08,580 --> 00:14:09,958
Oh, yeah, shilling. Good.

363
00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:11,738
Did you get the GPS working?

364
00:14:12,335 --> 00:14:14,905
Uh, no. There's no signal. It's, uh...

365
00:14:15,543 --> 00:14:18,437
I guess the full moon,
it's the gravitational pull.

366
00:14:18,656 --> 00:14:20,096
The gravitational pull of what?

367
00:14:20,310 --> 00:14:21,913
The Internet?

368
00:14:22,060 --> 00:14:23,159
Blech!

369
00:14:23,223 --> 00:14:24,876
Oh, man.

370
00:14:25,039 --> 00:14:26,039
I feel like crap.

371
00:14:26,097 --> 00:14:27,697
Ah, did you eat the pork for dinner?

372
00:14:27,765 --> 00:14:29,899
I'm so sweaty.

373
00:14:31,970 --> 00:14:33,476
I think it's this bite.

374
00:14:33,938 --> 00:14:35,571
No, no, no. I cleaned
it, and then Granny

375
00:14:35,573 --> 00:14:37,438
will take a look at it when we get back.

376
00:14:39,344 --> 00:14:40,703
Maybe it's the moon.

377
00:14:41,346 --> 00:14:42,346
What?

378
00:14:42,570 --> 00:14:44,763
Ohh, no.

379
00:14:45,750 --> 00:14:47,338
You don't think that girl was...

380
00:14:48,319 --> 00:14:49,536
like, a werewolf, do you?

381
00:14:51,189 --> 00:14:53,625
- What if she's a werewolf, Andy?
- No way, man.

382
00:14:53,672 --> 00:14:57,298
I tell you, I can...
I can hear everything.

383
00:14:57,896 --> 00:15:00,584
It's like my senses are
heightened, you know?

384
00:15:01,239 --> 00:15:02,919
I can hear the animals.

385
00:15:03,220 --> 00:15:04,867
I can hear their little heartbeats.

386
00:15:08,039 --> 00:15:09,788
- Come on, man, let's...
- Aah!

387
00:15:10,408 --> 00:15:12,390
Andy, I think she was a werewolf, man!

388
00:15:12,468 --> 00:15:13,549
All right, cut it out, Ike.

389
00:15:13,596 --> 00:15:15,748
Check my teeth. Are... Are they growing?

390
00:15:17,307 --> 00:15:19,878
- Andy, look! Look at my teeth!
- Cut it out. Come on, man.

391
00:15:20,118 --> 00:15:21,784
- Andy, look at my teeth!
- Cut it out!

392
00:15:21,786 --> 00:15:22,998
I said cut it out!

393
00:15:23,354 --> 00:15:25,717
So help me God, Cap, if
this is one more dick,

394
00:15:25,742 --> 00:15:28,242
- I'm gonna lose it.
- Come on, don't be re-dick-ulous.

395
00:15:29,528 --> 00:15:30,670
Tacoma FD.

396
00:15:30,796 --> 00:15:32,035
Door's open!

397
00:15:32,764 --> 00:15:33,884
Just go, yeah.

398
00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:36,111
Oh, man, it smells good in here.

399
00:15:36,135 --> 00:15:37,901
Hey, full moon or not,
there's more to our jobs

400
00:15:37,903 --> 00:15:39,680
than just getting guys'
dongs unstuck from...

401
00:15:39,705 --> 00:15:41,140
- Oh, come on.
- Oh, come on!

402
00:15:41,165 --> 00:15:43,466
I know, right? I mean, this is crazy.

403
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:46,704
I feel exactly the same way you
gentlemen feel, believe me.

404
00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:48,980
Sir, your junk better not
be inside of that toaster.

405
00:15:49,014 --> 00:15:50,807
That's okay 'cause I
unplugged it already.

406
00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:53,672
Mmm-mmm!

407
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:57,140
You know, Captain Stanky
Stankiewicz gave me this chili recipe.

408
00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:58,707
He said, "Make it hot.

409
00:15:59,024 --> 00:16:00,826
That's how firefighters live life!"

410
00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:02,008
Sounds like "Backdraft."

411
00:16:02,094 --> 00:16:04,236
You know what, it does. Mmm.

412
00:16:07,032 --> 00:16:09,141
Hey there, ma'am. Can we help you?

413
00:16:14,334 --> 00:16:16,207
I-I'm sorry, I don't...
I don't speak, uh...

414
00:16:16,508 --> 00:16:18,588
I think she wants us to put
that car seat in her car.

415
00:16:18,713 --> 00:16:21,421
Oh, we... we... we can't
do that. It's a liability issue.

416
00:16:21,446 --> 00:16:22,690
You should know that, by the way.

417
00:16:22,714 --> 00:16:24,355
- Nyet.
- Nyet?

418
00:16:24,380 --> 00:16:25,434
<i>Nyet.</i>

419
00:16:30,592 --> 00:16:32,455
- Nyet, baby seat.
- Nyet, nyet.

420
00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:38,918
What's going on?

421
00:16:38,964 --> 00:16:40,718
She wants us to install a car seat.

422
00:16:43,268 --> 00:16:44,426
We don't do that.

423
00:16:45,871 --> 00:16:47,504
Liability issue!

424
00:16:48,707 --> 00:16:50,955
May I suggest the police station?

425
00:16:54,174 --> 00:16:56,223
Come on, what's the big
deal? It's just a car seat.

426
00:16:56,253 --> 00:16:57,547
We're not doing anything today.

427
00:16:57,621 --> 00:16:59,423
Fine. Where's your car, ma'am?

428
00:16:59,448 --> 00:17:00,561
Honda.

429
00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:02,459
Honda, okay, great.

430
00:17:03,433 --> 00:17:04,996
- I'll help.
- Not necessary.

431
00:17:05,157 --> 00:17:07,757
Please let me do something.

432
00:17:07,972 --> 00:17:10,385
Okay, come on.

433
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,407
Here we are, ma'am. Why
don't you have a seat?

434
00:17:12,431 --> 00:17:13,544
Here you go.

435
00:17:14,740 --> 00:17:16,615
You know what? How about some chili?

436
00:17:16,983 --> 00:17:19,870
Here we go. Mm-hmm.

437
00:17:19,938 --> 00:17:21,220
Just like the old country.

438
00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:23,276
- Ooh.
- Yes.

439
00:17:23,833 --> 00:17:25,833
One, two...

440
00:17:26,145 --> 00:17:27,165
Three!

441
00:17:32,054 --> 00:17:33,097
Ohh!

442
00:17:33,661 --> 00:17:34,861
I think it's caught in the coils.

443
00:17:34,885 --> 00:17:36,785
- No shit.
- Okay. One, two, three!

444
00:17:39,091 --> 00:17:40,423
Ohh! Ohh! God!

445
00:17:40,425 --> 00:17:42,525
Thank you. Oh, thank you.

446
00:17:42,621 --> 00:17:44,273
Yeah, anytime.

447
00:17:46,198 --> 00:17:48,792
Nice crumbshot.

448
00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:50,086
Lock the door.

449
00:17:50,991 --> 00:17:54,007
Oh, my hands are stretching!

450
00:17:54,539 --> 00:17:56,239
You know, like when the
Werewolf's hands stretch

451
00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:58,279
right in front of his
face in that movie?!

452
00:17:58,310 --> 00:17:59,352
It was a movie.

453
00:17:59,377 --> 00:18:01,243
Yeah, that's what's
happening to me right now.

454
00:18:01,513 --> 00:18:02,757
Right now, Andy!

455
00:18:02,981 --> 00:18:05,527
And I am ravenous!

456
00:18:06,756 --> 00:18:08,758
And you know I never
use three-syllable words.

457
00:18:08,987 --> 00:18:10,370
Just chill out. Just chill out.

458
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:12,818
Okay.

459
00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:14,271
No offense, Andy,

460
00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:17,409
but you look delicious right now.

461
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:18,769
Do I look juicy?

462
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:22,232
Marbleized?

463
00:18:37,410 --> 00:18:39,759
You smell so good.

464
00:18:39,851 --> 00:18:42,052
I'm definitely a wolf.

465
00:18:43,084 --> 00:18:44,487
We have to go back and find that girl

466
00:18:44,489 --> 00:18:46,034
so I can find out
what's happening to me.

467
00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:47,390
We don't need to find her.

468
00:18:47,392 --> 00:18:49,435
If we don't go back and find that girl,

469
00:18:50,028 --> 00:18:53,874
- I'm gonna eat you!
- Okay, okay, okay, we'll find her!

470
00:18:53,899 --> 00:18:54,964
We'll find her!

471
00:18:54,966 --> 00:18:56,533
Do you want me to drive?!

472
00:18:58,187 --> 00:19:00,028
It's easy. You just find the
clasps and you hook them in.

473
00:19:00,052 --> 00:19:01,263
There's nothing easy about that.

474
00:19:01,287 --> 00:19:02,980
Breathe in and out of your... face.

475
00:19:03,005 --> 00:19:04,803
I don't know what happened!

476
00:19:04,834 --> 00:19:06,143
- Holy shit!
- Oh, my God.

477
00:19:06,810 --> 00:19:08,762
One minute she was
enjoying my delicious chili,

478
00:19:08,764 --> 00:19:09,964
and the next, her water broke.

479
00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:12,216
You fed your five-alarm
chili to a pregnant woman?

480
00:19:12,411 --> 00:19:13,644
Hey, it's really good chili.

481
00:19:13,669 --> 00:19:15,370
Ohh! Oh, no, my chili!

482
00:19:15,609 --> 00:19:17,005
All right, here we go,

483
00:19:17,006 --> 00:19:18,037
here we go, here we go.

484
00:19:18,989 --> 00:19:20,509
Take deep breaths, deep breaths.

485
00:19:20,609 --> 00:19:21,973
Just push.

486
00:19:22,227 --> 00:19:23,394
Ghoul, put that fire out.

487
00:19:23,477 --> 00:19:24,598
Should we call an ambulance?

488
00:19:24,650 --> 00:19:26,526
No, no, I can see the head.
This baby's coming.

489
00:19:26,550 --> 00:19:27,555
We're gonna deliver it.

490
00:19:29,128 --> 00:19:30,691
<i>Rescue 42... Summit Park.</i>

491
00:19:30,716 --> 00:19:32,214
<i>Male missing an appendage.</i>

492
00:19:33,778 --> 00:19:36,405
Rescue 42 en route.

493
00:19:36,492 --> 00:19:37,952
You like my French accent?

494
00:19:38,060 --> 00:19:39,873
Super blue blood moon!

495
00:19:40,529 --> 00:19:42,006
Man, just take me home.

496
00:19:42,031 --> 00:19:43,063
Just take me home.

497
00:19:43,065 --> 00:19:44,331
Oh, come on, it's a missing appendage.

498
00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:45,365
It's not gonna be another dick.

499
00:19:45,367 --> 00:19:46,367
No, it's gonna be a dick.

500
00:19:46,782 --> 00:19:47,787
The night we're having,

501
00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:49,972
we're gonna walk right
into a damn peen-ectomy.

502
00:19:51,642 --> 00:19:52,679
How you doing, friend?

503
00:19:52,797 --> 00:19:54,030
I lost my toe.

504
00:19:54,167 --> 00:19:56,133
Yes.

505
00:19:56,191 --> 00:19:58,436
Yes, it's a toe. It's a toe, dude.

506
00:19:58,715 --> 00:20:00,373
I'm glad somebody happy about it.

507
00:20:00,858 --> 00:20:01,984
Granny, not cool.

508
00:20:02,531 --> 00:20:03,761
Sorry. I...

509
00:20:04,610 --> 00:20:05,611
How'd it happen?

510
00:20:05,798 --> 00:20:07,516
I got it caught in my bicycle spokes.

511
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:09,115
Didn't your mama ever tell
you not to ride your bike

512
00:20:09,139 --> 00:20:11,416
- without your shoes on?
- I like my sandals.

513
00:20:11,551 --> 00:20:13,792
All right, well, let's see
if we can get you bandaged up,

514
00:20:13,842 --> 00:20:15,528
and then we'll get you
to the ER, all right?

515
00:20:15,552 --> 00:20:17,519
We can get that reattached.
Now, where's the toe?

516
00:20:17,673 --> 00:20:21,013
Went flying off that
way. I hope you find it,

517
00:20:21,167 --> 00:20:23,437
'cause I lost one on the
other foot in Vietnam.

518
00:20:23,528 --> 00:20:25,026
I served in Afghanistan.

519
00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:27,274
Well, it look like you still serving.

520
00:20:27,671 --> 00:20:31,105
He sure is, sir. He sure is.

521
00:20:31,346 --> 00:20:32,804
Would you find that toe, please?

522
00:20:32,845 --> 00:20:33,926
I can.

523
00:20:47,177 --> 00:20:48,344
Ike? Ike?

524
00:20:48,398 --> 00:20:49,897
Andy, Andy! You better go.

525
00:20:50,201 --> 00:20:52,548
I'm not responsible for
what I do when I turn!

526
00:20:53,826 --> 00:20:55,797
Just go. Run.

527
00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:57,305
You have to save yourself.

528
00:20:57,476 --> 00:20:59,983
- What?
- Run, Andy! Run! Run!

529
00:21:00,129 --> 00:21:01,490
Whoa, he looks like he's tripping.

530
00:21:01,523 --> 00:21:03,151
- Where's the girl?
- Oh, boy.

531
00:21:03,293 --> 00:21:04,689
Where's the girl?!

532
00:21:04,793 --> 00:21:06,507
Shauna is, uh...

533
00:21:06,690 --> 00:21:08,848
Oh, she's there. That's Shauna.

534
00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:13,564
Oh, she took red
pelican ecstasy, though.

535
00:21:14,042 --> 00:21:15,174
She might bite again.

536
00:21:15,257 --> 00:21:16,368
It's an intense roll.

537
00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:17,992
Oh, okay.

538
00:21:18,017 --> 00:21:19,578
Yeah, yeah, she bit him and...

539
00:21:19,846 --> 00:21:21,485
Wow, that must've been
some powerful stuff

540
00:21:21,510 --> 00:21:22,776
if it got into his system.

541
00:21:22,868 --> 00:21:23,971
Thank goodness.

542
00:21:23,996 --> 00:21:26,323
I really thought he was
gonna turn into a wolf.

543
00:21:26,568 --> 00:21:28,750
- That's LARP, man.
- What?

544
00:21:28,963 --> 00:21:30,480
LARP... Live Action Role-play.

545
00:21:30,543 --> 00:21:31,551
It's what we do here.

546
00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:33,489
Hey, you look cool.
Give me your e-mail.

547
00:21:33,634 --> 00:21:35,060
I'll put you on the next blast.

548
00:21:35,112 --> 00:21:36,758
I'm good, man.

549
00:21:36,903 --> 00:21:38,464
Andy, Andy.

550
00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:40,190
Shauna, Kenneth, and Starboy

551
00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:41,948
want to go to the zoo for a little bit,

552
00:21:41,950 --> 00:21:43,443
and I told them that you could drive us.

553
00:21:43,467 --> 00:21:44,499
Are you cool to drive?

554
00:21:44,653 --> 00:21:48,327
- Uh, yeah, I guess.
- He said yes! He said yes!

555
00:21:48,671 --> 00:21:50,067
Yes!

556
00:21:50,734 --> 00:21:52,767
Wow.

557
00:21:52,961 --> 00:21:55,182
Okay.

558
00:21:55,430 --> 00:21:56,944
Guys, we're going to the zoo!

559
00:21:58,906 --> 00:22:00,230
How long will this last for?

560
00:22:00,474 --> 00:22:03,016
- About six hours.
- Yipes.

561
00:22:03,091 --> 00:22:05,191
Come on, you guys!

562
00:22:07,252 --> 00:22:10,409
Ohh!

563
00:22:10,502 --> 00:22:12,790
All right, here we
go, here we go, here we go.

564
00:22:13,984 --> 00:22:15,959
Ghoul, get the fire extinguisher!

565
00:22:15,984 --> 00:22:17,484
I don't know where anything is here!

566
00:22:17,486 --> 00:22:18,748
Oh, my God, is that the head?

567
00:22:18,997 --> 00:22:20,256
Oh, that's very bloody.

568
00:22:20,988 --> 00:22:22,678
Oh, my God!

569
00:22:22,703 --> 00:22:24,701
All right, listen, you're
gonna deliver this baby.

570
00:22:24,726 --> 00:22:26,193
- I'm gonna put the fire out.
- What?!

571
00:22:26,195 --> 00:22:28,757
When she pushes, just
gently guide it out, okay?

572
00:22:28,782 --> 00:22:30,449
- Don't pull, guide.
- Don't... Don't pull.

573
00:22:30,473 --> 00:22:31,639
- Yeah.
- Guide.

574
00:22:31,867 --> 00:22:33,009
Okay.

575
00:22:33,034 --> 00:22:34,256
All right, sweetheart, we got this.

576
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:35,840
It's gonna be okay. You're doing great.

577
00:22:35,903 --> 00:22:37,326
Just push. Push.

578
00:22:37,351 --> 00:22:38,795
Push. All right, breathe.

579
00:22:38,941 --> 00:22:40,652
Okay. Yes.

580
00:22:41,661 --> 00:22:44,145
I see... I see the head. You're
almost there. Just push.

581
00:22:44,170 --> 00:22:46,250
Here she comes. Here she
comes! Here comes the baby!

582
00:22:46,289 --> 00:22:48,289
Push. Oh, my gosh!

583
00:22:48,473 --> 00:22:51,060
It's a beautiful girl.

584
00:22:53,021 --> 00:22:54,124
Impressive, probie.

585
00:22:55,848 --> 00:22:58,036
Oh, my gosh.

586
00:22:58,098 --> 00:23:00,359
Ano... Another one?

587
00:23:00,729 --> 00:23:01,899
She's... She's... Twins?

588
00:23:01,924 --> 00:23:03,624
- Uh-huh.
- Okay.

589
00:23:03,768 --> 00:23:05,100
Pretty boring night, huh, probie?

590
00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:07,028
Full moons are not bullshit.

591
00:23:09,742 --> 00:23:12,210
Man, it's like trying to
find a toe in a haystack.

592
00:23:13,608 --> 00:23:15,491
Hey, yo, Cap, why don't you
use that Sherlock Holmes stuff

593
00:23:15,515 --> 00:23:16,663
that you was doing earlier?

594
00:23:16,916 --> 00:23:18,567
Not working. I can't see anything.

595
00:23:18,851 --> 00:23:20,173
Flashlight's broken.

596
00:23:21,128 --> 00:23:23,048
'Cause it's not a flashlight.

597
00:23:23,073 --> 00:23:24,098
It's my Breezy Canyon.

598
00:23:25,124 --> 00:23:26,271
What? I was curious.

599
00:23:26,826 --> 00:23:27,883
I got to tell you guys,

600
00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:30,074
being at the station was
way more epic tonight.

601
00:23:30,296 --> 00:23:31,996
Looking for a toe's
definitely a step down

602
00:23:31,998 --> 00:23:34,335
from delivering twins
and putting out fires.

603
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:35,733
And fighting off werewolves.

604
00:23:35,735 --> 00:23:37,790
- Hey, where is Ike, anyway?
- He's still in the ER.

605
00:23:38,171 --> 00:23:39,670
I tried to return him into the wild,

606
00:23:39,672 --> 00:23:41,902
but he developed a real
taste for civilization.

607
00:23:42,074 --> 00:23:43,379
I'll tell you one thing, Cap,

608
00:23:43,509 --> 00:23:45,545
I learned a real life lesson tonight.

609
00:23:45,678 --> 00:23:47,439
- Yeah, what's that?
- That there is nothing,

610
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:51,132
I mean nothing more gratifying
than the look in a man's eyes

611
00:23:51,384 --> 00:23:53,184
when you free his junk from captivity.

612
00:23:53,186 --> 00:23:54,966
Guys are ridiculous.

613
00:23:55,043 --> 00:23:57,125
I mean, what night do we
get all the calls about women

614
00:23:57,149 --> 00:23:58,640
sticking stuff in their hoo-hahs?

615
00:23:58,825 --> 00:24:00,531
- My birthday.
- Oh, hey!

616
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:02,425
- I found something.
- No, no, no, no.

617
00:24:02,450 --> 00:24:03,527
I got it, I got it.

618
00:24:03,529 --> 00:24:04,554
Look at this.

619
00:24:05,681 --> 00:24:07,101
- That's a toe.
- Oh, yeah.

620
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:09,506
- Oh, yeah, that's a toe.
- Oh, well, what is...

621
00:24:09,950 --> 00:24:11,634
Oh, my God, that's a dick!