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- You can't get out of work
on Saturday?
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It's my sister's wedding!
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- I already told you, babe,
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Fires don't take
the weekends off.
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- Well, you can take
forever off.
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- Wait, wait,
you don't understand!
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Damn.
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Oh, man.
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[sighs]
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- You said we'd go
kayaking together.
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- They're class five rapids.
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It seems pretty dangerous.
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- Try running
into a burning building.
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- No way.
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- [sighs]
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[bright music]
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- You know, it's tough
out there for a guy like me.
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Normal people cannot
relate to the dangers,
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Rigors, and schedule
of the firefighting lifestyle.
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- For first responders,
finding love can be trickier
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Than navigating a stairwell
in dense smoke.
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- Whoa. [groans]
what the heck?
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- Hey, you got your axe
in my med bag.
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- No way.
You got your med bag in my axe.
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- Two great things
that go great together.
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Both:
Hey, maybe we should date.
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- ♪ done
with the dating game? ♪
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♪ tired of being lonely
and lame? ♪
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♪ meet your ultimate flame,
hey ♪
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♪ on firefighters only ♪
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- Firefighters only.
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- If you fight fires,
come meet your match.
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[cheers and applause]
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- That was awesome.
- So good.
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- Impressive.
- Yeah.
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- "meet your match." so clever.
- Ah, thanks. Yeah.
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Then it was like--
and then we light the match?
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Did you get that part?
- Great job, ike.
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- Thanks, chief.
Oh, and thank you so much
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For letting us shoot it here.
Made a big difference.
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- Man, you're really into this.
- Oh, yeah.
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Well, I'm not only a client,
luce.
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I also invested
all my money in it.
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[laughs]
- all your money?
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- Yeah, yeah--well, I mean,
whatever was left over
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After the station fire
and the whole
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Dark web hack and all that.
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But, I mean, come on, guys.
It's a no-brainer.
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A firefighters only
dating site?
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What could possibly go wrong?
[laughter]
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- Absolutely nothing.
- Absolutely nothing.
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- Nothing.
- It's money in the bank!
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Cha-ching!
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[foreigner's "hot blooded"]
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ well, I'm hot-blooded ♪
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♪ check it and see ♪
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♪ I got a fever of 103 ♪
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♪ I'm hot-blooded ♪
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[upbeat rock music]
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- You did a great job acting.
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- I don't know. Thanks.
[chuckles]
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I just kept telling myself,
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"imagine you're a firefighter
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And just act it," you know?
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- Hey, how much money
have you invested so far?
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- Ah, just, like, 3 grand.
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- Damn, that's a lot
of benjamins.
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- Ike, these startups
often crash.
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- Um, great question, probie.
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Uh, with great risk
comes great reward.
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That's why I'm glad
we've secured
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A generous line
of adventure capital.
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- I think it's a great idea.
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Most of the guys I meet are
intimidated by my job.
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- That's what I'm saying.
That's why you should sign up.
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I can give you guys the friends
and family discount.
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Anybody who wants it.
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Basic probie package is 59.99,
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But I might be able to work
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A little deal in
if you're interested.
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- No thank you, ike.
I have a policy.
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Never shit where you eat.
- You do that all the time.
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- Yeah, I do,
but I'm not going to anymore.
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- Well, cats actually shit
where they eat all the time.
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It's good
for their immune systems.
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Heard it on joe rogan
this morning.
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- Oh, okay,
so it's probably true.
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- What about you, granny?
- I wish you the best,
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But I don't like dating apps.
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I like to meet people
the old-fashioned way.
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- Your mom arranges
your dates too?
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- No, I talk to people
and I go places.
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It's as simple as that.
- No, no, granny.
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You're missing the point.
The app predicts
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Which firefighters
you're most compatible with.
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It knows everything.
How many lives you save.
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What your 40-yard
ladder dash time is.
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Bicep size. Other bicep size.
Bing, bong, bong.
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- What about helmet size?
They must do helmet size.
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You know,
it is a sign of dominance.
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- Oh, boy.
Probie, chief is very proud
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Of the fact that he has the
biggest head in the station.
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- Well, it is one
of the reasons why I'm chief.
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- And now he's gonna tell us
about "braveheart."
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- You know, legend has it
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William wallace had
a double thick skull.
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That's how he survived
all those blows in battle.
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- I love when you compare
yourself to medieval heroes.
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- Big heads have bigger brains.
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That's why all the greats
had big heads.
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Einstein, mozart, shatner.
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It's a blessing.
- Shatner?
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- Sometimes your big head
can be a burden.
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- Hey, new sunglasses?
- Yeah.
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- They look pretty cool.
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[grunting]
[plastic cracking]
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[gasps]
sorry.
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- My giorgio lemon guccis!
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- Hey, what are you
listening to?
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- What? Hey, hey.
- [grunts]
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- [gasps]
- oh.
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- What?
- Sorry.
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- Hey, you broke
my thumps by dr. Ray!
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- Hey, can I borrow
your turtleneck sweater?
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- No, that's my favorite
turtleneck sweater.
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Hey, you're tearing it.
- [grunting]
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- You're tearing it.
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Can I have it back now?
- [grunts]
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- Great. You killed it.
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- Sounds like my big head's
a burden for you.
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- Yeah, well, don't go getting
a big head about your big head.
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- All right, well, I have to go
take care of some chief things
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Because I'm the big
head honcho.
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Hmm. Carry on.
- You know who's got
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A huge head is the owner
of panino's, gino.
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- Oh, my gosh.
So does his son, dino.
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- He's doing time at chino.
You ever been to reno?
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[cool upbeat music]
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- Oh, yeah.
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[mimicking camera flashing]
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- Do it the other way.
Not landscape.
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Yeah. There we go.
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Makes me look longer
and taller.
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- Yeah, something's not right.
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- What if I just look
off to the side?
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- How do you feel about
losing the top?
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- Ike!
- Oh, my god, no, no, no!
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Not your--not your top.
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The top
on the water bottle, luce.
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- Let's just use the one of me
and the jaws of life.
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That one was better.
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- Actually,
that's a pretty good idea.
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You're also gonna need
a catchy profile headline.
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- "hi. I'm lucy.
I like walks."
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- No, you're not a nomad.
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No, it's gotta really pop,
like, um...
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"I max out with my axe out,"
or "light my fire."
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Those two are taken already.
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- "your turnouts
are my turn-ons."
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Huh? Huh?
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- Yes. Did you make that up?
- Yes.
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- You know,
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The time that it took
to work on this profile,
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You could've just
met someone in person.
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- Where?
- Yeah, where?
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- The library.
- The library?
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Who goes to the library?
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- I like guys who can
pay for books.
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[laughs]
- yeah. Come on, bro.
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- You should just sign up too,
granny.
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We'll help you
make the profile.
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- Yeah.
- I don't need to.
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Before our next shift,
I'll swing
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By the grocery store,
the gym, the corner bar,
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And I bet that I will score
several phone numbers.
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- Sounds like too much travel.
- Yeah, that's a lot of places.
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- Hey, I got an idea.
- All right.
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Hey, can you give me
a bit of room, please?
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Thanks.
- Oh, yeah, no. Um...
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♪ ♪
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- Which way to the fire?
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- Yes, that is amazing.
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- Mickleberry! Get in here.
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Mickleberry, I'm recruiting you
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For top secret
station business.
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- Oh, you can count on me, cap.
- Good, good.
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'cause you and I are gonna
gaslight the chief
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Into thinking that your head
is bigger than his.
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- But it's not.
- Thus the prank.
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See, terry thinks his big head
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Makes him better
than everyone else,
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So he needs a comeuppance.
- But he's the chief.
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- Terry is a lion who believes
he's the alpha
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Because he was born
with the biggest head.
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But what does every alpha lion
fear the most?
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- Climate change.
- No.
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He fears a younger,
bigger-headed lion
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Coming along
and taking over the pride.
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- But why me?
- 'cause every young lion
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Needs to learn from the wiser,
great-looking lion
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With the excellent mane--
the ita-lion.
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As the captain, I'm gonna
teach you the fine art
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Of firefighter prankery,
and the chief is our mark.
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Are you in?
- If you say so.
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- Okay, good.
Why don't you go make me
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A nice, piping hot "cappuccin"
with extra foam?
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- Right away.
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- [sighs]
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- Hey, I'm feeling
pretty good about it.
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- Gotta be happy.
- Pretty good.
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- Hey, hey, hey. Guess what?
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We hit 1,000 users today.
- Hey-yo!
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- And to celebrate,
I brought each of you
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A firefighters only
inflatable love seat.
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- Well, you can make that 1,001
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Because my profile
just went live today.
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- What? Nice, luce.
Nice going.
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Living your best life.
"gangnam style."
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[laughs]
what about you, granny?
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How did the old
"meeting someone in person" go?
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- [sighs]
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Okay, I struck out.
- Well, that's okay.
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- Grocery store's full
of instacart shoppers,
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The gym people are at home
riding pedaltons,
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And everyone at the bar is
waiting on tinder dates.
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- Well, don't want to say
I told you so, but...
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[siren blares]
- oh!
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I just got my first match.
- Hey, there you go.
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- Hey, brad from lakewood fd.
[siren blares]
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Ooh, engineer theo.
What's good?
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- Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Slow down. I'm sorry.
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Granny, are you seeing
what's happening right now?
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[laughs] I mean, man,
what are you doing?
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You gotta get on board, baby.
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- Okay, I'm in.
[laughter]
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- Yay!
- Ah, yes.
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You are not gonna
regret it, man.
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- [laughs]
- yes.
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Let's go blow those babies up.
- Yeah!
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- Whoo-hoo!
- Come on, man.
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Those are free, by the way.
Free.
243
00:09:11,751 --> 00:09:13,519
- Great work, mickleberry.
244
00:09:13,653 --> 00:09:15,921
Hey, how's the inventory?
245
00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:17,589
- Terry, you want to hear
something crazy?
246
00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:20,192
I was measuring mickleberry
for his new helmet,
247
00:09:20,327 --> 00:09:22,861
And his hat size is 8 1/4.
248
00:09:22,996 --> 00:09:24,796
- 8 1/4?
- 8 1/4.
249
00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:26,664
- I'm 8.
- 8 1/4.
250
00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:28,867
- There's no way that
peanut head's bigger than mine.
251
00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:30,736
- That's what I said.
There's no way
252
00:09:30,871 --> 00:09:32,003
That the probie's head
is bigger
253
00:09:32,139 --> 00:09:33,405
Than the chief's, yet it is.
254
00:09:33,541 --> 00:09:35,273
- I could fit his head
in my pocket!
255
00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:36,942
- You know what?
Let me see something here.
256
00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:39,477
[quirky music]
257
00:09:39,613 --> 00:09:41,213
All right.
258
00:09:41,215 --> 00:09:43,215
There you go. Okay. Okay.
259
00:09:43,217 --> 00:09:44,883
Size eight, right?
- Eight, yeah.
260
00:09:45,018 --> 00:09:46,552
- Mickleberry,
get over here one second.
261
00:09:46,686 --> 00:09:48,086
- Oh, brother.
262
00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,154
- Oh, what's up, cap?
263
00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:51,356
- [scoffs]
8 1/4.
264
00:09:51,491 --> 00:09:52,958
- Hey, mickleberry,
do me a favor.
265
00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:55,461
Try on the chief's helmet
for a sec.
266
00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:59,497
[chuckles] whoa.
- There's no way.
267
00:09:59,633 --> 00:10:03,035
Wait. Hold on a second here.
I mean, come on, right?
268
00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:05,703
- Your head is huge, brother.
It's deceptive.
269
00:10:05,705 --> 00:10:07,973
- My mom always told me
I was cranially endowed.
270
00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:09,641
[laughter]
271
00:10:09,643 --> 00:10:11,043
- Okay, well, hat size has
272
00:10:11,178 --> 00:10:12,844
Nothing to do with head size,
you know?
273
00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:14,312
It's like how every
coffee cup size
274
00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:15,647
Fits in the same
cardboard sleeve.
275
00:10:15,783 --> 00:10:17,315
You know what I mean?
- Yeah, you're right.
276
00:10:17,451 --> 00:10:18,650
You're totally right.
That's a great metaphor.
277
00:10:18,786 --> 00:10:20,118
- Yeah.
- Still, though,
278
00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,186
We should have
a proper head measure.
279
00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:22,654
You versus mickleberry.
280
00:10:22,656 --> 00:10:24,656
Tell you what,
I'll put the test together.
281
00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:25,991
We'll run the gamut.
282
00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:27,593
- Okay, mickleberry,
283
00:10:27,727 --> 00:10:29,127
I'm gonna show you
who's the boss.
284
00:10:29,263 --> 00:10:31,329
[laughs]
head size-wise!
285
00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:32,598
- [laughs]
good one.
286
00:10:32,732 --> 00:10:33,799
Kick his ass, chiefy.
287
00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:35,934
- Uh, this makes me nervous.
288
00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:38,070
- No, no, no, no. You're okay.
You're with me now.
289
00:10:38,205 --> 00:10:40,405
Game on.
- Game on, eddie.
290
00:10:40,540 --> 00:10:43,609
- No, no. It's captain, okay?
Go finish that mopping.
291
00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:44,977
- Yes, cap.
292
00:10:46,414 --> 00:10:50,682
[siren blares]
- [laughing]
293
00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:52,017
- What are you so giddy about?
294
00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,019
- I met someone finally
295
00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:55,754
On firefighters only.
296
00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:57,089
- Seriously? Tell me.
297
00:10:57,224 --> 00:10:58,290
- Her name's autumn.
298
00:10:58,425 --> 00:10:59,691
She works in felton county,
299
00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:01,092
And she's amazing.
300
00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:03,295
- Amazing like...
301
00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:05,097
- Well, we haven't met
in person,
302
00:11:05,232 --> 00:11:08,166
But our texts are very hot
and she's into me.
303
00:11:08,302 --> 00:11:10,568
- Well, good luck, man.
I will say,
304
00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:12,638
Dating firefighters can be
a little exhausting.
305
00:11:12,772 --> 00:11:15,307
Over the last five dates,
I've gone bungee jumping,
306
00:11:15,443 --> 00:11:17,976
Jet skied, skydived,
and climbed mount rainier.
307
00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:19,177
- Wait, that's four.
308
00:11:19,313 --> 00:11:20,446
- I climbed mount rainier
twice.
309
00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:22,448
- Oh, yeah.
What's in the bags?
310
00:11:22,582 --> 00:11:25,117
- Overpriced leftovers.
I think I've singlehandedly
311
00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:27,185
Wiped out the tacoma
branzino population.
312
00:11:27,321 --> 00:11:28,987
[both laugh]
- wow.
313
00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:32,257
- Yeah. Yeah, you bet.
I'm gonna tell jp for sure.
314
00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:34,259
Hey, did they like
the inflatable chairs?
315
00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:36,594
[laughs]
yeah. No, don't tell anyone.
316
00:11:36,596 --> 00:11:39,998
Okay, all right, man.
All right. Boop.
317
00:11:40,134 --> 00:11:42,134
- Whoa, check out
mr. Entrepreneur.
318
00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:44,870
- Our user growth is spiking.
319
00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:46,404
Trust me, this time next month,
320
00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:48,474
I'm gonna own half
the silicon in the valley.
321
00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:49,607
- I like that coat.
322
00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:51,009
You look like
captain americana.
323
00:11:51,145 --> 00:11:52,944
- Yeah, thanks. I know.
324
00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:55,681
Whoo, baby!
Not too shabby, right?
325
00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:57,282
Custom-made by bobby hammer
326
00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:58,484
Down at hammerhead's
coats and totes and boots.
327
00:11:58,618 --> 00:12:00,218
[chuckles]
it's pretty awesome.
328
00:12:00,354 --> 00:12:02,620
Little pricey, but worth it,
as you can see.
329
00:12:02,622 --> 00:12:04,022
[siren blares]
- [laughs]
330
00:12:04,158 --> 00:12:05,824
It's like her ears are burning.
331
00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:08,026
She just asked me
about branzino.
332
00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:09,961
- Granny met a girl
on your app,
333
00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:11,629
And he's in love.
334
00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:13,098
- Great, man! Yeah!
335
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,033
- Her name's autumn.
336
00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:17,369
- Autumn? Oh.
337
00:12:17,505 --> 00:12:19,037
Really, are you sure
it's autumn?
338
00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:20,105
- Hold on,
I need to buy more credits
339
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,840
So I can continue
this dm thread.
340
00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:23,108
- No, no, no, granny,
341
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,309
Don't use your own money
to buy credits.
342
00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:26,111
- Paid!
[chuckles]
343
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,113
Best 10 bucks I've ever spent.
344
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,516
Ike, thank you, man.
345
00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:33,451
Thank you for pushing me
to get on this app.
346
00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:34,986
Best thing
that's ever happened to me.
347
00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:36,188
- I didn't push you too much.
348
00:12:36,323 --> 00:12:37,723
I mean, everybody has
free will, so...
349
00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:40,926
- ♪ tired of being lonely? ♪
350
00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:45,631
♪ join firefighters only ♪
351
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,668
- Let's measure some
352
00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:55,673
Crania!
353
00:12:55,675 --> 00:12:58,343
- Mickleberry, you're about
to taste my dominance.
354
00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:00,946
My childhood nickname was
charlie brown.
355
00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:03,481
- Is he a baseball player?
- Are you being a wise-ass?
356
00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:04,950
- No.
- All right, come on.
357
00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:06,484
Let's do this.
Here we go.
358
00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:08,620
First up, terry mcconky
359
00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:11,156
Measuring in at...
360
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:14,960
24 inches on the nose.
361
00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:18,029
- Yeah! Bigger than I expected.
362
00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:21,032
Take that, mickleberry.
[laughs]
363
00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:23,835
- And the challenger,
364
00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:28,373
Andres mickleberry,
365
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:32,044
Measuring in at...
366
00:13:32,179 --> 00:13:35,313
25 inches on the nose.
367
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,982
- What? That's impossible.
368
00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:39,651
- Let's weigh in!
369
00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:41,653
- Mickleberry,
I'm gonna ruin you.
370
00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:44,122
My friends call my forehead
an eight-head.
371
00:13:44,258 --> 00:13:45,857
- I don't get it.
- You will.
372
00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:48,994
- Okay, and...
373
00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:50,728
19.2 pounds.
374
00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:53,532
- [laughs]
that's a big head.
375
00:13:54,802 --> 00:13:55,934
- And here we go.
376
00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:59,204
[upbeat music]
377
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,872
[scale beeping]
378
00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:03,541
Mickleberry, 22.1 pounds.
379
00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:06,544
- Are you kidding me?
Next test.
380
00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:08,146
- The displaced water
in each tank
381
00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:10,949
Will determine who has
the most total head volume.
382
00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:12,918
You ready, chief?
- Yeah.
383
00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:16,888
[nasally] easter island's got
nothing on me, bitch.
384
00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:18,657
- Yeah, chiefy.
385
00:14:23,297 --> 00:14:25,097
- [gasps]
386
00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:26,965
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
387
00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:28,166
That felt heavy.
388
00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:31,569
- 2 1/4 inches.
Very impressive.
389
00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:33,571
- Let's see what you got,
mickleberry.
390
00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:35,173
- Go get him, probie. Hmm?
391
00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:36,942
- This isn't even
gonna be close.
392
00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:39,911
There's no way he beats me.
- No way he beats you.
393
00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:41,379
- No way!
- No way.
394
00:14:41,515 --> 00:14:42,848
- This is science.
You know how much water
395
00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:44,650
I put out of that thing?
- Yeah, this is impossible.
396
00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:46,318
- Right, water displacement
is science.
397
00:14:46,454 --> 00:14:48,586
- Yeah, your head is
twice as big as his.
398
00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:49,855
- That's a lot of water.
[chuckles]
399
00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:51,189
- It is a lot.
400
00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:53,258
- He's down there
for a long time.
401
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,793
[chuckles]
it's not gonna matter, though.
402
00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:56,394
- No, no, you got this.
- It's not gonna matter.
403
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:57,929
- No, you got this.
404
00:14:57,931 --> 00:15:00,598
- Nice try, probie. Huh?
Oh, what's the matter?
405
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:04,136
Too scared to talk?
- [swallows]
406
00:15:04,271 --> 00:15:07,739
- [exhales]
okay. 4 inches.
407
00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:09,741
For the winner
of the head volume test,
408
00:15:09,877 --> 00:15:13,078
The noggin' from copenhagen,
mickleberry.
409
00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:15,881
- There's no way!
- On to the density test?
410
00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:17,883
- No.
411
00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:19,351
Forget it.
412
00:15:19,487 --> 00:15:21,219
Congratulations, kid.
413
00:15:21,355 --> 00:15:24,756
[shoes squeaking]
414
00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,958
- Do we tell him now?
- What? No.
415
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,560
A good prank needs time
to marinate.
416
00:15:28,696 --> 00:15:30,295
- He's upset, and I've got
417
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,030
A balloon in my stomach
like a drug mule.
418
00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:33,298
- Yeah, both things will pass.
419
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:34,833
- When do we tell him?
- When it's over.
420
00:15:34,835 --> 00:15:36,368
- When is it over?
- When I say so.
421
00:15:36,504 --> 00:15:38,170
Mop up this floor.
422
00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:40,839
- [sighs]
423
00:15:40,841 --> 00:15:42,640
- Oh, hey, luce.
Let me get your number.
424
00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:44,710
I gotta put it in...
My new phone.
425
00:15:44,845 --> 00:15:47,379
- Ooh, look at you
spending more money.
426
00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:49,114
Hey, I think your app is
my sweet spot.
427
00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:51,383
I can't even keep up.
- Yeah, no doubt.
428
00:15:51,385 --> 00:15:54,319
You're, like, 10% of our female
users, so that makes sense.
429
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,054
- What was that?
- You're a commodity.
430
00:15:56,190 --> 00:15:57,723
Firefighters are,
like, 97% men,
431
00:15:57,858 --> 00:15:59,925
So you're a unicorn.
[chuckles]
432
00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:02,594
- So you're saying
I'm valuable to your app.
433
00:16:02,730 --> 00:16:04,329
- Duh. Obviously.
[chuckles]
434
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:05,997
- Hmm, it's interesting
435
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:07,599
'cause I was actually thinking
about getting out.
436
00:16:07,735 --> 00:16:10,402
- No! Are you serious? Why?
No. Don't leave.
437
00:16:10,538 --> 00:16:12,538
- Maybe you can make it
worth my while, mr. Bling.
438
00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:14,005
- Okay. Like, how?
439
00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:16,608
- Oh, I don't know,
I mean, that new phone
440
00:16:16,610 --> 00:16:18,544
Might be a nice place
to start sharing the wealth.
441
00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:20,612
- Oh, come on.
Are you serious?
442
00:16:20,748 --> 00:16:23,215
- I am a valuable commodity.
443
00:16:23,217 --> 00:16:25,817
- The password's 6969.
444
00:16:25,953 --> 00:16:27,553
- [whistles]
445
00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:29,687
- Whoa, granny,
where you going?
446
00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:32,357
- Albuquerque.
Autumn cancelled our date
447
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:33,759
So she can go
to some conference,
448
00:16:33,894 --> 00:16:36,294
So I'm gonna surprise her.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
449
00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:38,163
That's happening very fast,
my friend.
450
00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:39,231
You think that's a good idea?
451
00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:41,033
- I have to meet her in person.
452
00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:43,101
She's too good to be true.
453
00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:44,570
- Um...
454
00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:46,838
Granny, can I talk to you
for a second?
455
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:50,708
Um, you know how you said
autumn is too good to be true?
456
00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:53,579
- Yeah?
- That's because she is.
457
00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:55,781
Autumn is an algorithm.
458
00:16:55,916 --> 00:16:58,917
- What?
- Granny, I am so sorry, man.
459
00:16:58,919 --> 00:17:01,186
Just given our male to female
firefighter ratio,
460
00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:02,921
Which is 97 to 3,
461
00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:04,856
Autumn was created
to keep guys interested,
462
00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:07,259
But only until they found
a good match, you see?
463
00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:09,061
- 3% women?
464
00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:10,596
What kind of dating app
is that?
465
00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:12,598
- That is a terrible
business model, ike.
466
00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:15,667
- I upgraded myself
to the smoke show package!
467
00:17:15,803 --> 00:17:18,136
I'm out 200 bucks!
- I was upgrading you for free!
468
00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:20,071
You weren't supposed
to keep upgrading!
469
00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:21,206
- That's it.
470
00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:23,208
I'm swiping left
on this friendship.
471
00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:24,943
- Granny, come on.
472
00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:29,314
- Hey, thanks for the phone.
473
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:36,255
- Cap, you should
come see this.
474
00:17:38,192 --> 00:17:39,858
- Whoa.
475
00:17:39,860 --> 00:17:42,260
Terry, the last time you were
in this chair, it collapsed.
476
00:17:42,396 --> 00:17:43,928
- Shh. I'm concentrating.
477
00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:46,931
- Inversion table?
Brain puzzles?
478
00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:48,400
Terry, are you trying
to grow your head?
479
00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:50,402
- No!
- [sighs]
480
00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:52,270
Fat grafting.
481
00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:55,540
An experimental procedure
that can add two head sizes?
482
00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:57,409
Really, terry?
- It's an early trial.
483
00:17:57,544 --> 00:17:58,677
They actually pay you.
484
00:17:58,679 --> 00:18:00,412
- Come on. This is ridiculous.
485
00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:02,681
- You know what's ridiculous
is a chief
486
00:18:02,683 --> 00:18:04,483
With a smaller head
than his probie.
487
00:18:04,618 --> 00:18:06,218
- Come on, let's get you
out of this chair.
488
00:18:06,353 --> 00:18:07,886
- Wait, wait, wait, go slow.
Go slow.
489
00:18:08,022 --> 00:18:09,021
Don't spin it.
490
00:18:09,155 --> 00:18:11,223
Whoa! Whoa!
491
00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:13,358
[groans]
- oh, oh, geez.
492
00:18:13,494 --> 00:18:15,494
- Oh, come on.
- Here, terry.
493
00:18:15,629 --> 00:18:17,295
Come on. Come here.
- All right. Okay.
494
00:18:17,431 --> 00:18:19,231
Oh, boy.
- I got you. I got you.
495
00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:20,965
- [groans]
- I don't think any of this
496
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:22,634
Is gonna make your head
any bigger.
497
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:23,836
God, you're a mess.
- Damn, what happened
498
00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:25,237
To the chair?
- Chief destroyed it
499
00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:26,304
With the weight of his body.
500
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:27,772
- Easy, mr. Big head.
501
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:28,773
- Well,
502
00:18:28,909 --> 00:18:30,442
I got the salt and spoon
you asked for.
503
00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:32,577
- Oh, great. Thanks.
- What do you need that for?
504
00:18:32,713 --> 00:18:34,913
- I read that sodium
induces bloating.
505
00:18:35,049 --> 00:18:36,448
Bottoms up.
506
00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:39,718
- No, chief, don't!
That's not good for you.
507
00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:43,121
- Is a life without a big head
a life worth living?
508
00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:45,123
[alarm blaring]
- box alarm, engine 24,
509
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:46,725
Rescue 42, structure fire.
510
00:18:46,727 --> 00:18:48,060
Ta-cona ice cream.
511
00:18:48,195 --> 00:18:49,661
- [sighs]
512
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,663
I don't think I should be
alone right now.
513
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:54,366
I guess I'll go
on the call too.
514
00:18:56,070 --> 00:18:57,469
- [laughs]
515
00:18:57,604 --> 00:18:59,938
I did not think he was gonna
try to grow his head.
516
00:18:59,940 --> 00:19:01,273
This is fantastic.
517
00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:02,675
- He was about to eat
pure salt.
518
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,409
Pure salt!
- It's awesome.
519
00:19:04,545 --> 00:19:06,078
[laughs]
520
00:19:06,213 --> 00:19:08,080
- It's over.
- Not yet.
521
00:19:08,215 --> 00:19:09,882
It is not over yet.
522
00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:12,217
Now, quit dicking around.
There's a structure fire. Go!
523
00:19:12,219 --> 00:19:13,351
Go, go, go! Go!
524
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:16,522
[indistinct chatter]
525
00:19:18,893 --> 00:19:20,358
- [sighs]
526
00:19:20,494 --> 00:19:22,227
All right, well,
527
00:19:22,229 --> 00:19:23,295
Engine 12's on it.
528
00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:24,629
Fire's out.
529
00:19:24,765 --> 00:19:26,098
The owner gave me the scoop.
530
00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:27,766
[laughter]
- the scoop.
531
00:19:27,902 --> 00:19:29,367
- Yeah, all right.
- Scoop.
532
00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:30,769
- No need
to soft serve it, chief.
533
00:19:30,771 --> 00:19:33,772
We should just split.
[laughter]
534
00:19:33,774 --> 00:19:36,174
- I'm gonna go sit in my truck.
535
00:19:36,310 --> 00:19:38,176
- Oh, man. Wow.
536
00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:39,644
Chief never misses puns.
537
00:19:39,780 --> 00:19:41,113
- He's crushed.
- Yeah.
538
00:19:41,248 --> 00:19:43,949
- It's over now, right?
- Oh, no. Not yet.
539
00:19:45,586 --> 00:19:47,185
- Oh, shit. I dated that guy.
540
00:19:47,321 --> 00:19:48,987
- Forearm phil, station 17?
541
00:19:49,123 --> 00:19:51,723
- And the guy behind him.
- Lucy.
542
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,325
- And a couple of guys
from station 11.
543
00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:54,659
- Damn, girl.
- I know.
544
00:19:54,795 --> 00:19:56,929
- Well, well, well,
if it isn't lucy
545
00:19:57,063 --> 00:19:59,197
I'm-too-good-for-anyone-
but-myself.
546
00:19:59,333 --> 00:20:00,799
- Oh.
- I purposefully left
547
00:20:00,801 --> 00:20:02,267
My new crampons in your car,
548
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:03,602
And you didn't call me back.
549
00:20:03,737 --> 00:20:05,203
They were from rei.
550
00:20:05,339 --> 00:20:07,739
- I don't know if I can even be
on the same call as you.
551
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:09,341
- Me either.
- Ooh.
552
00:20:09,476 --> 00:20:11,143
I guess this is the whole
"shitting where you eat" part.
553
00:20:11,278 --> 00:20:12,477
- Mm-hmm.
554
00:20:12,613 --> 00:20:14,546
- Well, thanks
for the branzino, guys.
555
00:20:16,016 --> 00:20:18,350
- Hey, look, it's the stripper
dude who owns the app.
556
00:20:18,485 --> 00:20:20,419
- Oh, me? Oh, no, no, no.
[laughs]
557
00:20:20,554 --> 00:20:22,154
No, I don't own the app.
No, no, no.
558
00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:24,556
I'm the face of it 'cause
I have high cheekbones and--
559
00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:25,958
- Your app sucks, bro.
560
00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:27,960
I upgraded
to the smolder women package,
561
00:20:28,095 --> 00:20:30,495
And it only gave me
one cougar paramedic.
562
00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:32,965
- Yeah, I spent 300 bucks
talking to some autumn chick,
563
00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:35,033
And we never met.
- That's weird.
564
00:20:35,169 --> 00:20:36,969
- I want my money back.
- Yeah, me too.
565
00:20:37,104 --> 00:20:38,236
My wife's gonna kill me.
566
00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:39,638
- Whoa, guys, uh...Oh!
567
00:20:39,774 --> 00:20:40,973
I'm on the pump.
What am I doing?
568
00:20:41,108 --> 00:20:43,041
All: Screw you, asshole!
569
00:20:43,177 --> 00:20:44,709
- I'm gonna tell them
back at corporate.
570
00:20:44,845 --> 00:20:48,580
They are assholes,
and I'm sick of it too!
571
00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:52,184
- Hey, you got a bandage?
I nicked my hand.
572
00:20:52,319 --> 00:20:54,853
- Yeah. Yeah, no problem.
Let me see.
573
00:20:54,989 --> 00:20:57,656
Oh, man.
So much for your manicure.
574
00:20:57,658 --> 00:20:59,524
- I'll get over it.
I'm more worried about
575
00:20:59,660 --> 00:21:01,593
My guitar career.
- You play?
576
00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:03,528
- A little.
- Me too.
577
00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:05,530
We should play together
sometime.
578
00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:06,799
- Yeah.
579
00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:08,333
All the guys in my station
have been using
580
00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:10,803
That firefighter dating app.
- Oh, god.
581
00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:12,871
- I miss the days when you used
to hang out with someone
582
00:21:13,007 --> 00:21:16,408
In person, like, at the gym
or the grocery store or...
583
00:21:16,543 --> 00:21:18,543
Both: The library.
[both laugh]
584
00:21:18,545 --> 00:21:21,746
- We should definitely
get together and jam sometime.
585
00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:23,615
- Hey, granny,
I can ride back with you.
586
00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:25,017
Just give me sec?
- Sure thing.
587
00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:27,419
- Okay, cool.
- You work with her?
588
00:21:27,554 --> 00:21:28,953
- Oh, yeah. That's just lucy.
589
00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:31,756
- She's hot.
Introduce me, would ya?
590
00:21:31,892 --> 00:21:34,827
- Sure thing.
- Thanks.
591
00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:36,361
- Damn!
592
00:21:36,497 --> 00:21:38,563
Fuck you, ike!
593
00:21:38,699 --> 00:21:40,565
- Ah, I can't find my helmet.
594
00:21:40,567 --> 00:21:42,901
- Here, wear mine.
Yeah, it's fine.
595
00:21:43,037 --> 00:21:44,636
I'm on the pump.
Don't worry about it.
596
00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:47,772
- What the hell?
597
00:21:47,774 --> 00:21:49,374
- It's okay, chief.
Probie forgot his helmet.
598
00:21:49,376 --> 00:21:51,309
I told him he could use mine.
It's not a big deal.
599
00:21:51,311 --> 00:21:53,245
- Oh, it is a big deal.
600
00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:54,913
[growls]
601
00:21:54,915 --> 00:21:58,583
- [laughing nervously]
602
00:21:58,585 --> 00:22:00,719
- [growls]
- mm-mm-mm.
603
00:22:00,855 --> 00:22:03,455
- You. You gaslighted me.
604
00:22:03,590 --> 00:22:05,790
- Is it gaslighted or gaslit?
605
00:22:05,792 --> 00:22:08,126
- You son of a bitch.
- Hey, be happy.
606
00:22:08,128 --> 00:22:09,862
You still have the biggest head
in the station.
607
00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:10,929
- And you.
608
00:22:11,065 --> 00:22:12,597
You think you can
prank the chief
609
00:22:12,733 --> 00:22:14,533
And get away with it?
610
00:22:14,535 --> 00:22:17,669
Mickleberry, I'm gonna make
your life a living hell.
611
00:22:17,804 --> 00:22:20,672
You're gonna shine everything.
You're gonna scrub everything.
612
00:22:20,807 --> 00:22:22,541
You're gonna be my bitch,
and when you're done,
613
00:22:22,676 --> 00:22:24,809
You're gonna start
all over again!
614
00:22:24,811 --> 00:22:28,280
I'll see you
back at the station!
615
00:22:28,415 --> 00:22:31,083
- [laughs]
he's pissed.
616
00:22:31,218 --> 00:22:33,952
Okay, mickleberry.
Now it's over.
617
00:22:33,954 --> 00:22:35,353
- Why is it over now?
618
00:22:35,489 --> 00:22:37,756
- Well,
because now I got terry,
619
00:22:37,758 --> 00:22:40,358
And I got you.
620
00:22:40,494 --> 00:22:43,161
Hopefully, you've learned
that a probie should never
621
00:22:43,163 --> 00:22:44,296
Prank a superior.
622
00:22:44,431 --> 00:22:46,364
Congratulations.
- What--
623
00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:49,634
- And say hi to your mom
for me.
624
00:22:49,770 --> 00:22:52,905
- You bastard.
625
00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:55,574
What did you mean when you said
"say hi to your mom"?
626
00:22:55,709 --> 00:22:57,375
- What?
- What did you mean,
627
00:22:57,377 --> 00:22:58,643
"say hi to your mom"?
628
00:22:58,779 --> 00:23:01,046
- Nothing.
- Did cap fuck my mom?
629
00:23:03,584 --> 00:23:05,650
- Well, the app is
officially dead,
630
00:23:05,786 --> 00:23:07,586
And I'm officially broke again.
631
00:23:07,721 --> 00:23:09,521
In fact,
after refunding everybody,
632
00:23:09,656 --> 00:23:12,124
I'm down a couple of grand.
- Plus a jacket.
633
00:23:12,259 --> 00:23:15,127
- Oh, man. Mm.
- And a phone.
634
00:23:15,262 --> 00:23:17,262
- [chuckles]
- I'm not sad to see it go.
635
00:23:17,397 --> 00:23:19,864
To be honest, I was kind of
getting firefighter fatigue.
636
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,400
All those guys just
started blending
637
00:23:21,535 --> 00:23:22,667
Into one infinite moustache.
638
00:23:22,803 --> 00:23:23,936
I'm done with it.
639
00:23:24,071 --> 00:23:25,670
- Sounds like
they're done with you.
640
00:23:25,806 --> 00:23:27,205
I don't think
there's a firefighter in town
641
00:23:27,207 --> 00:23:29,073
That'll work with you again.
- That's okay,
642
00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:30,943
Because all I need is you guys.
643
00:23:31,078 --> 00:23:32,677
- Morning.
644
00:23:32,679 --> 00:23:34,879
- Hey, what's up,
"risky business"?
645
00:23:35,015 --> 00:23:36,949
- Mickleberry, put
my dry cleaning in my office.
646
00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:39,151
I don't want to see a wrinkle.
Put my mail where it belongs
647
00:23:39,286 --> 00:23:41,019
And my bag where it belongs,
and get your gloves on
648
00:23:41,155 --> 00:23:42,554
'cause you're scrubbing
my toilets.
649
00:23:42,689 --> 00:23:44,422
- Never prank the chief,
am I right?
650
00:23:44,424 --> 00:23:46,625
- You better watch yourself.
I'm gonna get you back someday.
651
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:48,293
- You keep saying that,
but you never do.
652
00:23:48,428 --> 00:23:50,562
- I like the new shades, chief.
- Thank you very much.
653
00:23:50,697 --> 00:23:52,831
I got them special order
from plump head eyewear.
654
00:23:52,967 --> 00:23:55,367
Extra wides for the biggest
head in the station.
655
00:23:55,502 --> 00:23:56,835
- Let me see.
- Sure.
656
00:23:56,837 --> 00:23:58,237
[chuckles]
for my girl.
657
00:24:00,907 --> 00:24:03,776
- Uh...These are tight.
658
00:24:04,911 --> 00:24:06,444
- Head measuring contest.
659
00:24:06,446 --> 00:24:09,381
All: Oh!
660
00:24:09,516 --> 00:24:11,684
- Come on.