1 00:00:11,545 --> 00:00:13,145 - You can't get out of work on Saturday? 2 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:14,679 It's my sister's wedding! 3 00:00:14,815 --> 00:00:16,281 - I already told you, babe, 4 00:00:16,416 --> 00:00:18,416 Fires don't take the weekends off. 5 00:00:18,418 --> 00:00:21,019 - Well, you can take forever off. 6 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:24,556 - Wait, wait, you don't understand! 7 00:00:24,691 --> 00:00:26,291 Damn. 8 00:00:26,293 --> 00:00:28,961 Oh, man. 9 00:00:29,095 --> 00:00:30,829 [sighs] 10 00:00:30,831 --> 00:00:32,965 - You said we'd go kayaking together. 11 00:00:33,100 --> 00:00:34,899 - They're class five rapids. 12 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:36,368 It seems pretty dangerous. 13 00:00:36,503 --> 00:00:39,103 - Try running into a burning building. 14 00:00:39,105 --> 00:00:40,705 - No way. 15 00:00:40,841 --> 00:00:42,907 - [sighs] 16 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:45,310 [bright music] 17 00:00:45,312 --> 00:00:48,647 - You know, it's tough out there for a guy like me. 18 00:00:48,783 --> 00:00:51,383 Normal people cannot relate to the dangers, 19 00:00:51,518 --> 00:00:55,788 Rigors, and schedule of the firefighting lifestyle. 20 00:00:56,590 --> 00:00:59,792 - For first responders, finding love can be trickier 21 00:00:59,926 --> 00:01:02,795 Than navigating a stairwell in dense smoke. 22 00:01:02,929 --> 00:01:05,864 - Whoa. [groans] what the heck? 23 00:01:05,866 --> 00:01:08,333 - Hey, you got your axe in my med bag. 24 00:01:08,469 --> 00:01:11,403 - No way. You got your med bag in my axe. 25 00:01:11,538 --> 00:01:15,407 - Two great things that go great together. 26 00:01:15,542 --> 00:01:19,411 Both: Hey, maybe we should date. 27 00:01:19,546 --> 00:01:22,080 - ♪ done with the dating game? ♪ 28 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:25,149 ♪ tired of being lonely and lame? ♪ 29 00:01:25,151 --> 00:01:28,553 ♪ meet your ultimate flame, hey ♪ 30 00:01:28,689 --> 00:01:31,089 ♪ on firefighters only ♪ 31 00:01:31,225 --> 00:01:32,957 - Firefighters only. 32 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:36,895 - If you fight fires, come meet your match. 33 00:01:39,633 --> 00:01:41,966 [cheers and applause] 34 00:01:41,968 --> 00:01:43,702 - That was awesome. - So good. 35 00:01:43,838 --> 00:01:45,637 - Impressive. - Yeah. 36 00:01:45,772 --> 00:01:48,773 - "meet your match." so clever. - Ah, thanks. Yeah. 37 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:50,242 Then it was like-- and then we light the match? 38 00:01:50,377 --> 00:01:51,643 Did you get that part? - Great job, ike. 39 00:01:51,778 --> 00:01:53,245 - Thanks, chief. Oh, and thank you so much 40 00:01:53,380 --> 00:01:55,514 For letting us shoot it here. Made a big difference. 41 00:01:55,516 --> 00:01:57,516 - Man, you're really into this. - Oh, yeah. 42 00:01:57,518 --> 00:01:59,384 Well, I'm not only a client, luce. 43 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:01,986 I also invested all my money in it. 44 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:03,588 [laughs] - all your money? 45 00:02:03,724 --> 00:02:05,590 - Yeah, yeah--well, I mean, whatever was left over 46 00:02:05,592 --> 00:02:06,658 After the station fire and the whole 47 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:08,060 Dark web hack and all that. 48 00:02:08,195 --> 00:02:10,595 But, I mean, come on, guys. It's a no-brainer. 49 00:02:10,597 --> 00:02:12,997 A firefighters only dating site? 50 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:15,868 What could possibly go wrong? [laughter] 51 00:02:16,002 --> 00:02:18,336 - Absolutely nothing. - Absolutely nothing. 52 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:20,138 - Nothing. - It's money in the bank! 53 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:21,206 Cha-ching! 54 00:02:21,341 --> 00:02:24,209 [foreigner's "hot blooded"] 55 00:02:24,344 --> 00:02:29,414 ♪ ♪ 56 00:02:29,550 --> 00:02:32,284 - ♪ well, I'm hot-blooded ♪ 57 00:02:32,419 --> 00:02:34,819 ♪ check it and see ♪ 58 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:38,490 ♪ I got a fever of 103 ♪ 59 00:02:38,625 --> 00:02:42,094 ♪ I'm hot-blooded ♪ 60 00:02:42,229 --> 00:02:44,296 [upbeat rock music] 61 00:02:44,431 --> 00:02:46,298 - You did a great job acting. 62 00:02:46,433 --> 00:02:47,766 - I don't know. Thanks. [chuckles] 63 00:02:47,768 --> 00:02:49,167 I just kept telling myself, 64 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:50,435 "imagine you're a firefighter 65 00:02:50,571 --> 00:02:52,905 And just act it," you know? 66 00:02:53,039 --> 00:02:54,372 - Hey, how much money have you invested so far? 67 00:02:54,374 --> 00:02:55,574 - Ah, just, like, 3 grand. 68 00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:57,376 - Damn, that's a lot of benjamins. 69 00:02:57,511 --> 00:02:59,444 - Ike, these startups often crash. 70 00:02:59,580 --> 00:03:01,914 - Um, great question, probie. 71 00:03:02,048 --> 00:03:04,048 Uh, with great risk comes great reward. 72 00:03:04,050 --> 00:03:05,650 That's why I'm glad we've secured 73 00:03:05,652 --> 00:03:08,253 A generous line of adventure capital. 74 00:03:08,255 --> 00:03:09,788 - I think it's a great idea. 75 00:03:09,790 --> 00:03:11,724 Most of the guys I meet are intimidated by my job. 76 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:13,926 - That's what I'm saying. That's why you should sign up. 77 00:03:14,060 --> 00:03:15,928 I can give you guys the friends and family discount. 78 00:03:16,063 --> 00:03:17,262 Anybody who wants it. 79 00:03:17,264 --> 00:03:19,264 Basic probie package is 59.99, 80 00:03:19,399 --> 00:03:20,599 But I might be able to work 81 00:03:20,734 --> 00:03:22,401 A little deal in if you're interested. 82 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:24,536 - No thank you, ike. I have a policy. 83 00:03:24,671 --> 00:03:27,539 Never shit where you eat. - You do that all the time. 84 00:03:27,674 --> 00:03:30,074 - Yeah, I do, but I'm not going to anymore. 85 00:03:30,076 --> 00:03:31,944 - Well, cats actually shit where they eat all the time. 86 00:03:32,079 --> 00:03:33,612 It's good for their immune systems. 87 00:03:33,614 --> 00:03:34,813 Heard it on joe rogan this morning. 88 00:03:34,949 --> 00:03:36,548 - Oh, okay, so it's probably true. 89 00:03:36,683 --> 00:03:38,350 - What about you, granny? - I wish you the best, 90 00:03:38,485 --> 00:03:40,152 But I don't like dating apps. 91 00:03:40,287 --> 00:03:42,087 I like to meet people the old-fashioned way. 92 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:44,422 - Your mom arranges your dates too? 93 00:03:44,424 --> 00:03:46,959 - No, I talk to people and I go places. 94 00:03:47,093 --> 00:03:49,094 It's as simple as that. - No, no, granny. 95 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:50,895 You're missing the point. The app predicts 96 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:52,697 Which firefighters you're most compatible with. 97 00:03:52,833 --> 00:03:55,500 It knows everything. How many lives you save. 98 00:03:55,636 --> 00:03:57,235 What your 40-yard ladder dash time is. 99 00:03:57,371 --> 00:04:00,839 Bicep size. Other bicep size. Bing, bong, bong. 100 00:04:00,841 --> 00:04:02,707 - What about helmet size? They must do helmet size. 101 00:04:02,843 --> 00:04:04,509 You know, it is a sign of dominance. 102 00:04:04,645 --> 00:04:07,312 - Oh, boy. Probie, chief is very proud 103 00:04:07,314 --> 00:04:09,181 Of the fact that he has the biggest head in the station. 104 00:04:09,316 --> 00:04:11,049 - Well, it is one of the reasons why I'm chief. 105 00:04:11,185 --> 00:04:13,318 - And now he's gonna tell us about "braveheart." 106 00:04:13,453 --> 00:04:14,987 - You know, legend has it 107 00:04:15,122 --> 00:04:16,989 William wallace had a double thick skull. 108 00:04:17,124 --> 00:04:19,257 That's how he survived all those blows in battle. 109 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:21,460 - I love when you compare yourself to medieval heroes. 110 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:22,995 - Big heads have bigger brains. 111 00:04:23,129 --> 00:04:24,596 That's why all the greats had big heads. 112 00:04:24,731 --> 00:04:26,398 Einstein, mozart, shatner. 113 00:04:26,533 --> 00:04:28,533 It's a blessing. - Shatner? 114 00:04:28,535 --> 00:04:30,535 - Sometimes your big head can be a burden. 115 00:04:30,671 --> 00:04:32,604 - Hey, new sunglasses? - Yeah. 116 00:04:32,739 --> 00:04:34,539 - They look pretty cool. 117 00:04:34,675 --> 00:04:37,009 [grunting] [plastic cracking] 118 00:04:37,144 --> 00:04:39,678 [gasps] sorry. 119 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:42,146 - My giorgio lemon guccis! 120 00:04:42,148 --> 00:04:43,948 - Hey, what are you listening to? 121 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:47,219 - What? Hey, hey. - [grunts] 122 00:04:47,354 --> 00:04:49,488 - [gasps] - oh. 123 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:51,155 - What? - Sorry. 124 00:04:51,157 --> 00:04:53,558 - Hey, you broke my thumps by dr. Ray! 125 00:04:53,694 --> 00:04:55,293 - Hey, can I borrow your turtleneck sweater? 126 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:57,962 - No, that's my favorite turtleneck sweater. 127 00:04:57,964 --> 00:04:59,431 Hey, you're tearing it. - [grunting] 128 00:04:59,566 --> 00:05:01,500 - You're tearing it. 129 00:05:01,502 --> 00:05:03,969 Can I have it back now? - [grunts] 130 00:05:05,906 --> 00:05:07,372 - Great. You killed it. 131 00:05:07,374 --> 00:05:09,574 - Sounds like my big head's a burden for you. 132 00:05:09,576 --> 00:05:11,976 - Yeah, well, don't go getting a big head about your big head. 133 00:05:12,112 --> 00:05:14,779 - All right, well, I have to go take care of some chief things 134 00:05:14,781 --> 00:05:16,248 Because I'm the big head honcho. 135 00:05:16,383 --> 00:05:17,850 Hmm. Carry on. - You know who's got 136 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:19,784 A huge head is the owner of panino's, gino. 137 00:05:19,786 --> 00:05:21,653 - Oh, my gosh. So does his son, dino. 138 00:05:21,788 --> 00:05:24,656 - He's doing time at chino. You ever been to reno? 139 00:05:24,791 --> 00:05:26,191 [cool upbeat music] 140 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:27,926 - Oh, yeah. 141 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:32,130 [mimicking camera flashing] 142 00:05:32,132 --> 00:05:33,666 - Do it the other way. Not landscape. 143 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:34,999 Yeah. There we go. 144 00:05:35,135 --> 00:05:37,169 Makes me look longer and taller. 145 00:05:38,805 --> 00:05:40,138 - Yeah, something's not right. 146 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:41,940 - What if I just look off to the side? 147 00:05:41,942 --> 00:05:43,475 - How do you feel about losing the top? 148 00:05:43,610 --> 00:05:45,810 - Ike! - Oh, my god, no, no, no! 149 00:05:45,812 --> 00:05:47,546 Not your--not your top. 150 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:49,147 The top on the water bottle, luce. 151 00:05:49,283 --> 00:05:50,883 - Let's just use the one of me and the jaws of life. 152 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:52,217 That one was better. 153 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:54,086 - Actually, that's a pretty good idea. 154 00:05:54,221 --> 00:05:56,555 You're also gonna need a catchy profile headline. 155 00:05:56,557 --> 00:05:58,557 - "hi. I'm lucy. I like walks." 156 00:05:58,559 --> 00:05:59,892 - No, you're not a nomad. 157 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:02,227 No, it's gotta really pop, like, um... 158 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:05,697 "I max out with my axe out," or "light my fire." 159 00:06:05,832 --> 00:06:06,899 Those two are taken already. 160 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:09,434 - "your turnouts are my turn-ons." 161 00:06:09,570 --> 00:06:10,703 Huh? Huh? 162 00:06:10,837 --> 00:06:13,372 - Yes. Did you make that up? - Yes. 163 00:06:13,507 --> 00:06:14,839 - You know, 164 00:06:14,975 --> 00:06:16,975 The time that it took to work on this profile, 165 00:06:16,977 --> 00:06:18,843 You could've just met someone in person. 166 00:06:18,979 --> 00:06:20,512 - Where? - Yeah, where? 167 00:06:20,647 --> 00:06:22,981 - The library. - The library? 168 00:06:22,983 --> 00:06:24,316 Who goes to the library? 169 00:06:24,451 --> 00:06:26,585 - I like guys who can pay for books. 170 00:06:26,587 --> 00:06:28,253 [laughs] - yeah. Come on, bro. 171 00:06:28,255 --> 00:06:29,654 - You should just sign up too, granny. 172 00:06:29,656 --> 00:06:30,789 We'll help you make the profile. 173 00:06:30,791 --> 00:06:31,990 - Yeah. - I don't need to. 174 00:06:32,126 --> 00:06:33,858 Before our next shift, I'll swing 175 00:06:33,860 --> 00:06:36,128 By the grocery store, the gym, the corner bar, 176 00:06:36,263 --> 00:06:40,399 And I bet that I will score several phone numbers. 177 00:06:40,534 --> 00:06:43,201 - Sounds like too much travel. - Yeah, that's a lot of places. 178 00:06:43,203 --> 00:06:45,003 - Hey, I got an idea. - All right. 179 00:06:45,005 --> 00:06:46,471 Hey, can you give me a bit of room, please? 180 00:06:46,607 --> 00:06:47,739 Thanks. - Oh, yeah, no. Um... 181 00:06:47,874 --> 00:06:49,141 ♪ ♪ 182 00:06:49,276 --> 00:06:50,542 - Which way to the fire? 183 00:06:50,677 --> 00:06:52,611 - Yes, that is amazing. 184 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:54,879 - Mickleberry! Get in here. 185 00:06:54,881 --> 00:06:56,749 Mickleberry, I'm recruiting you 186 00:06:56,883 --> 00:06:58,350 For top secret station business. 187 00:06:58,485 --> 00:07:00,753 - Oh, you can count on me, cap. - Good, good. 188 00:07:00,887 --> 00:07:03,088 'cause you and I are gonna gaslight the chief 189 00:07:03,223 --> 00:07:05,090 Into thinking that your head is bigger than his. 190 00:07:05,225 --> 00:07:07,692 - But it's not. - Thus the prank. 191 00:07:07,828 --> 00:07:09,227 See, terry thinks his big head 192 00:07:09,229 --> 00:07:10,895 Makes him better than everyone else, 193 00:07:11,031 --> 00:07:14,032 So he needs a comeuppance. - But he's the chief. 194 00:07:14,034 --> 00:07:16,701 - Terry is a lion who believes he's the alpha 195 00:07:16,837 --> 00:07:18,971 Because he was born with the biggest head. 196 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:21,974 But what does every alpha lion fear the most? 197 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:24,176 - Climate change. - No. 198 00:07:24,311 --> 00:07:27,780 He fears a younger, bigger-headed lion 199 00:07:27,914 --> 00:07:30,248 Coming along and taking over the pride. 200 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:32,384 - But why me? - 'cause every young lion 201 00:07:32,519 --> 00:07:35,854 Needs to learn from the wiser, great-looking lion 202 00:07:35,990 --> 00:07:38,390 With the excellent mane-- the ita-lion. 203 00:07:38,525 --> 00:07:41,193 As the captain, I'm gonna teach you the fine art 204 00:07:41,328 --> 00:07:44,196 Of firefighter prankery, and the chief is our mark. 205 00:07:44,331 --> 00:07:46,331 Are you in? - If you say so. 206 00:07:46,467 --> 00:07:48,133 - Okay, good. Why don't you go make me 207 00:07:48,268 --> 00:07:51,136 A nice, piping hot "cappuccin" with extra foam? 208 00:07:51,271 --> 00:07:52,938 - Right away. 209 00:07:55,876 --> 00:07:57,409 - [sighs] 210 00:07:57,544 --> 00:07:59,011 - Hey, I'm feeling pretty good about it. 211 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:00,412 - Gotta be happy. - Pretty good. 212 00:08:00,547 --> 00:08:02,681 - Hey, hey, hey. Guess what? 213 00:08:02,817 --> 00:08:05,818 We hit 1,000 users today. - Hey-yo! 214 00:08:05,952 --> 00:08:07,285 - And to celebrate, I brought each of you 215 00:08:07,421 --> 00:08:09,621 A firefighters only inflatable love seat. 216 00:08:09,756 --> 00:08:11,824 - Well, you can make that 1,001 217 00:08:11,958 --> 00:08:13,692 Because my profile just went live today. 218 00:08:13,828 --> 00:08:16,361 - What? Nice, luce. Nice going. 219 00:08:16,363 --> 00:08:18,697 Living your best life. "gangnam style." 220 00:08:18,833 --> 00:08:20,432 [laughs] what about you, granny? 221 00:08:20,567 --> 00:08:23,301 How did the old "meeting someone in person" go? 222 00:08:23,437 --> 00:08:24,703 - [sighs] 223 00:08:24,839 --> 00:08:26,505 Okay, I struck out. - Well, that's okay. 224 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:28,240 - Grocery store's full of instacart shoppers, 225 00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:30,308 The gym people are at home riding pedaltons, 226 00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:32,845 And everyone at the bar is waiting on tinder dates. 227 00:08:32,979 --> 00:08:34,847 - Well, don't want to say I told you so, but... 228 00:08:34,981 --> 00:08:36,448 [siren blares] - oh! 229 00:08:36,583 --> 00:08:38,917 I just got my first match. - Hey, there you go. 230 00:08:39,053 --> 00:08:41,653 - Hey, brad from lakewood fd. [siren blares] 231 00:08:41,788 --> 00:08:45,323 Ooh, engineer theo. What's good? 232 00:08:45,459 --> 00:08:47,325 - Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down. I'm sorry. 233 00:08:47,327 --> 00:08:49,594 Granny, are you seeing what's happening right now? 234 00:08:49,596 --> 00:08:52,797 [laughs] I mean, man, what are you doing? 235 00:08:52,799 --> 00:08:55,668 You gotta get on board, baby. 236 00:08:55,802 --> 00:08:57,135 - Okay, I'm in. [laughter] 237 00:08:57,137 --> 00:08:58,403 - Yay! - Ah, yes. 238 00:08:58,405 --> 00:09:00,472 You are not gonna regret it, man. 239 00:09:00,607 --> 00:09:01,806 - [laughs] - yes. 240 00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:04,008 Let's go blow those babies up. - Yeah! 241 00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:05,477 - Whoo-hoo! - Come on, man. 242 00:09:05,612 --> 00:09:07,846 Those are free, by the way. Free. 243 00:09:11,751 --> 00:09:13,519 - Great work, mickleberry. 244 00:09:13,653 --> 00:09:15,921 Hey, how's the inventory? 245 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:17,589 - Terry, you want to hear something crazy? 246 00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:20,192 I was measuring mickleberry for his new helmet, 247 00:09:20,327 --> 00:09:22,861 And his hat size is 8 1/4. 248 00:09:22,996 --> 00:09:24,796 - 8 1/4? - 8 1/4. 249 00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:26,664 - I'm 8. - 8 1/4. 250 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:28,867 - There's no way that peanut head's bigger than mine. 251 00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:30,736 - That's what I said. There's no way 252 00:09:30,871 --> 00:09:32,003 That the probie's head is bigger 253 00:09:32,139 --> 00:09:33,405 Than the chief's, yet it is. 254 00:09:33,541 --> 00:09:35,273 - I could fit his head in my pocket! 255 00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:36,942 - You know what? Let me see something here. 256 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:39,477 [quirky music] 257 00:09:39,613 --> 00:09:41,213 All right. 258 00:09:41,215 --> 00:09:43,215 There you go. Okay. Okay. 259 00:09:43,217 --> 00:09:44,883 Size eight, right? - Eight, yeah. 260 00:09:45,018 --> 00:09:46,552 - Mickleberry, get over here one second. 261 00:09:46,686 --> 00:09:48,086 - Oh, brother. 262 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,154 - Oh, what's up, cap? 263 00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:51,356 - [scoffs] 8 1/4. 264 00:09:51,491 --> 00:09:52,958 - Hey, mickleberry, do me a favor. 265 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:55,461 Try on the chief's helmet for a sec. 266 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:59,497 [chuckles] whoa. - There's no way. 267 00:09:59,633 --> 00:10:03,035 Wait. Hold on a second here. I mean, come on, right? 268 00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:05,703 - Your head is huge, brother. It's deceptive. 269 00:10:05,705 --> 00:10:07,973 - My mom always told me I was cranially endowed. 270 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:09,641 [laughter] 271 00:10:09,643 --> 00:10:11,043 - Okay, well, hat size has 272 00:10:11,178 --> 00:10:12,844 Nothing to do with head size, you know? 273 00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:14,312 It's like how every coffee cup size 274 00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:15,647 Fits in the same cardboard sleeve. 275 00:10:15,783 --> 00:10:17,315 You know what I mean? - Yeah, you're right. 276 00:10:17,451 --> 00:10:18,650 You're totally right. That's a great metaphor. 277 00:10:18,786 --> 00:10:20,118 - Yeah. - Still, though, 278 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,186 We should have a proper head measure. 279 00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:22,654 You versus mickleberry. 280 00:10:22,656 --> 00:10:24,656 Tell you what, I'll put the test together. 281 00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:25,991 We'll run the gamut. 282 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:27,593 - Okay, mickleberry, 283 00:10:27,727 --> 00:10:29,127 I'm gonna show you who's the boss. 284 00:10:29,263 --> 00:10:31,329 [laughs] head size-wise! 285 00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:32,598 - [laughs] good one. 286 00:10:32,732 --> 00:10:33,799 Kick his ass, chiefy. 287 00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:35,934 - Uh, this makes me nervous. 288 00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:38,070 - No, no, no, no. You're okay. You're with me now. 289 00:10:38,205 --> 00:10:40,405 Game on. - Game on, eddie. 290 00:10:40,540 --> 00:10:43,609 - No, no. It's captain, okay? Go finish that mopping. 291 00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:44,977 - Yes, cap. 292 00:10:46,414 --> 00:10:50,682 [siren blares] - [laughing] 293 00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:52,017 - What are you so giddy about? 294 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,019 - I met someone finally 295 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:55,754 On firefighters only. 296 00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:57,089 - Seriously? Tell me. 297 00:10:57,224 --> 00:10:58,290 - Her name's autumn. 298 00:10:58,425 --> 00:10:59,691 She works in felton county, 299 00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:01,092 And she's amazing. 300 00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:03,295 - Amazing like... 301 00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:05,097 - Well, we haven't met in person, 302 00:11:05,232 --> 00:11:08,166 But our texts are very hot and she's into me. 303 00:11:08,302 --> 00:11:10,568 - Well, good luck, man. I will say, 304 00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:12,638 Dating firefighters can be a little exhausting. 305 00:11:12,772 --> 00:11:15,307 Over the last five dates, I've gone bungee jumping, 306 00:11:15,443 --> 00:11:17,976 Jet skied, skydived, and climbed mount rainier. 307 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:19,177 - Wait, that's four. 308 00:11:19,313 --> 00:11:20,446 - I climbed mount rainier twice. 309 00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:22,448 - Oh, yeah. What's in the bags? 310 00:11:22,582 --> 00:11:25,117 - Overpriced leftovers. I think I've singlehandedly 311 00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:27,185 Wiped out the tacoma branzino population. 312 00:11:27,321 --> 00:11:28,987 [both laugh] - wow. 313 00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:32,257 - Yeah. Yeah, you bet. I'm gonna tell jp for sure. 314 00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:34,259 Hey, did they like the inflatable chairs? 315 00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:36,594 [laughs] yeah. No, don't tell anyone. 316 00:11:36,596 --> 00:11:39,998 Okay, all right, man. All right. Boop. 317 00:11:40,134 --> 00:11:42,134 - Whoa, check out mr. Entrepreneur. 318 00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:44,870 - Our user growth is spiking. 319 00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:46,404 Trust me, this time next month, 320 00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:48,474 I'm gonna own half the silicon in the valley. 321 00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:49,607 - I like that coat. 322 00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:51,009 You look like captain americana. 323 00:11:51,145 --> 00:11:52,944 - Yeah, thanks. I know. 324 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:55,681 Whoo, baby! Not too shabby, right? 325 00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:57,282 Custom-made by bobby hammer 326 00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:58,484 Down at hammerhead's coats and totes and boots. 327 00:11:58,618 --> 00:12:00,218 [chuckles] it's pretty awesome. 328 00:12:00,354 --> 00:12:02,620 Little pricey, but worth it, as you can see. 329 00:12:02,622 --> 00:12:04,022 [siren blares] - [laughs] 330 00:12:04,158 --> 00:12:05,824 It's like her ears are burning. 331 00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:08,026 She just asked me about branzino. 332 00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:09,961 - Granny met a girl on your app, 333 00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:11,629 And he's in love. 334 00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:13,098 - Great, man! Yeah! 335 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,033 - Her name's autumn. 336 00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:17,369 - Autumn? Oh. 337 00:12:17,505 --> 00:12:19,037 Really, are you sure it's autumn? 338 00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:20,105 - Hold on, I need to buy more credits 339 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,840 So I can continue this dm thread. 340 00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:23,108 - No, no, no, granny, 341 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,309 Don't use your own money to buy credits. 342 00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:26,111 - Paid! [chuckles] 343 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,113 Best 10 bucks I've ever spent. 344 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,516 Ike, thank you, man. 345 00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:33,451 Thank you for pushing me to get on this app. 346 00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:34,986 Best thing that's ever happened to me. 347 00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:36,188 - I didn't push you too much. 348 00:12:36,323 --> 00:12:37,723 I mean, everybody has free will, so... 349 00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:40,926 - ♪ tired of being lonely? ♪ 350 00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:45,631 ♪ join firefighters only ♪ 351 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,668 - Let's measure some 352 00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:55,673 Crania! 353 00:12:55,675 --> 00:12:58,343 - Mickleberry, you're about to taste my dominance. 354 00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:00,946 My childhood nickname was charlie brown. 355 00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:03,481 - Is he a baseball player? - Are you being a wise-ass? 356 00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:04,950 - No. - All right, come on. 357 00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:06,484 Let's do this. Here we go. 358 00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:08,620 First up, terry mcconky 359 00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:11,156 Measuring in at... 360 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:14,960 24 inches on the nose. 361 00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:18,029 - Yeah! Bigger than I expected. 362 00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:21,032 Take that, mickleberry. [laughs] 363 00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:23,835 - And the challenger, 364 00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:28,373 Andres mickleberry, 365 00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:32,044 Measuring in at... 366 00:13:32,179 --> 00:13:35,313 25 inches on the nose. 367 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,982 - What? That's impossible. 368 00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:39,651 - Let's weigh in! 369 00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:41,653 - Mickleberry, I'm gonna ruin you. 370 00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:44,122 My friends call my forehead an eight-head. 371 00:13:44,258 --> 00:13:45,857 - I don't get it. - You will. 372 00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:48,994 - Okay, and... 373 00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:50,728 19.2 pounds. 374 00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:53,532 - [laughs] that's a big head. 375 00:13:54,802 --> 00:13:55,934 - And here we go. 376 00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:59,204 [upbeat music] 377 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,872 [scale beeping] 378 00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:03,541 Mickleberry, 22.1 pounds. 379 00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:06,544 - Are you kidding me? Next test. 380 00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:08,146 - The displaced water in each tank 381 00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:10,949 Will determine who has the most total head volume. 382 00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:12,918 You ready, chief? - Yeah. 383 00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:16,888 [nasally] easter island's got nothing on me, bitch. 384 00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:18,657 - Yeah, chiefy. 385 00:14:23,297 --> 00:14:25,097 - [gasps] 386 00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:26,965 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 387 00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:28,166 That felt heavy. 388 00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:31,569 - 2 1/4 inches. Very impressive. 389 00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:33,571 - Let's see what you got, mickleberry. 390 00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:35,173 - Go get him, probie. Hmm? 391 00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:36,942 - This isn't even gonna be close. 392 00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:39,911 There's no way he beats me. - No way he beats you. 393 00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:41,379 - No way! - No way. 394 00:14:41,515 --> 00:14:42,848 - This is science. You know how much water 395 00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:44,650 I put out of that thing? - Yeah, this is impossible. 396 00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:46,318 - Right, water displacement is science. 397 00:14:46,454 --> 00:14:48,586 - Yeah, your head is twice as big as his. 398 00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:49,855 - That's a lot of water. [chuckles] 399 00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:51,189 - It is a lot. 400 00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:53,258 - He's down there for a long time. 401 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,793 [chuckles] it's not gonna matter, though. 402 00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:56,394 - No, no, you got this. - It's not gonna matter. 403 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:57,929 - No, you got this. 404 00:14:57,931 --> 00:15:00,598 - Nice try, probie. Huh? Oh, what's the matter? 405 00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:04,136 Too scared to talk? - [swallows] 406 00:15:04,271 --> 00:15:07,739 - [exhales] okay. 4 inches. 407 00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:09,741 For the winner of the head volume test, 408 00:15:09,877 --> 00:15:13,078 The noggin' from copenhagen, mickleberry. 409 00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:15,881 - There's no way! - On to the density test? 410 00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:17,883 - No. 411 00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:19,351 Forget it. 412 00:15:19,487 --> 00:15:21,219 Congratulations, kid. 413 00:15:21,355 --> 00:15:24,756 [shoes squeaking] 414 00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,958 - Do we tell him now? - What? No. 415 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,560 A good prank needs time to marinate. 416 00:15:28,696 --> 00:15:30,295 - He's upset, and I've got 417 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,030 A balloon in my stomach like a drug mule. 418 00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:33,298 - Yeah, both things will pass. 419 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:34,833 - When do we tell him? - When it's over. 420 00:15:34,835 --> 00:15:36,368 - When is it over? - When I say so. 421 00:15:36,504 --> 00:15:38,170 Mop up this floor. 422 00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:40,839 - [sighs] 423 00:15:40,841 --> 00:15:42,640 - Oh, hey, luce. Let me get your number. 424 00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:44,710 I gotta put it in... My new phone. 425 00:15:44,845 --> 00:15:47,379 - Ooh, look at you spending more money. 426 00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:49,114 Hey, I think your app is my sweet spot. 427 00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:51,383 I can't even keep up. - Yeah, no doubt. 428 00:15:51,385 --> 00:15:54,319 You're, like, 10% of our female users, so that makes sense. 429 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,054 - What was that? - You're a commodity. 430 00:15:56,190 --> 00:15:57,723 Firefighters are, like, 97% men, 431 00:15:57,858 --> 00:15:59,925 So you're a unicorn. [chuckles] 432 00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:02,594 - So you're saying I'm valuable to your app. 433 00:16:02,730 --> 00:16:04,329 - Duh. Obviously. [chuckles] 434 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:05,997 - Hmm, it's interesting 435 00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:07,599 'cause I was actually thinking about getting out. 436 00:16:07,735 --> 00:16:10,402 - No! Are you serious? Why? No. Don't leave. 437 00:16:10,538 --> 00:16:12,538 - Maybe you can make it worth my while, mr. Bling. 438 00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:14,005 - Okay. Like, how? 439 00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:16,608 - Oh, I don't know, I mean, that new phone 440 00:16:16,610 --> 00:16:18,544 Might be a nice place to start sharing the wealth. 441 00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:20,612 - Oh, come on. Are you serious? 442 00:16:20,748 --> 00:16:23,215 - I am a valuable commodity. 443 00:16:23,217 --> 00:16:25,817 - The password's 6969. 444 00:16:25,953 --> 00:16:27,553 - [whistles] 445 00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:29,687 - Whoa, granny, where you going? 446 00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:32,357 - Albuquerque. Autumn cancelled our date 447 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:33,759 So she can go to some conference, 448 00:16:33,894 --> 00:16:36,294 So I'm gonna surprise her. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 449 00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:38,163 That's happening very fast, my friend. 450 00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:39,231 You think that's a good idea? 451 00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:41,033 - I have to meet her in person. 452 00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:43,101 She's too good to be true. 453 00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:44,570 - Um... 454 00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:46,838 Granny, can I talk to you for a second? 455 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:50,708 Um, you know how you said autumn is too good to be true? 456 00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:53,579 - Yeah? - That's because she is. 457 00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:55,781 Autumn is an algorithm. 458 00:16:55,916 --> 00:16:58,917 - What? - Granny, I am so sorry, man. 459 00:16:58,919 --> 00:17:01,186 Just given our male to female firefighter ratio, 460 00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:02,921 Which is 97 to 3, 461 00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:04,856 Autumn was created to keep guys interested, 462 00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:07,259 But only until they found a good match, you see? 463 00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:09,061 - 3% women? 464 00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:10,596 What kind of dating app is that? 465 00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:12,598 - That is a terrible business model, ike. 466 00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:15,667 - I upgraded myself to the smoke show package! 467 00:17:15,803 --> 00:17:18,136 I'm out 200 bucks! - I was upgrading you for free! 468 00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:20,071 You weren't supposed to keep upgrading! 469 00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:21,206 - That's it. 470 00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:23,208 I'm swiping left on this friendship. 471 00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:24,943 - Granny, come on. 472 00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:29,314 - Hey, thanks for the phone. 473 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:36,255 - Cap, you should come see this. 474 00:17:38,192 --> 00:17:39,858 - Whoa. 475 00:17:39,860 --> 00:17:42,260 Terry, the last time you were in this chair, it collapsed. 476 00:17:42,396 --> 00:17:43,928 - Shh. I'm concentrating. 477 00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:46,931 - Inversion table? Brain puzzles? 478 00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:48,400 Terry, are you trying to grow your head? 479 00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:50,402 - No! - [sighs] 480 00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:52,270 Fat grafting. 481 00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:55,540 An experimental procedure that can add two head sizes? 482 00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:57,409 Really, terry? - It's an early trial. 483 00:17:57,544 --> 00:17:58,677 They actually pay you. 484 00:17:58,679 --> 00:18:00,412 - Come on. This is ridiculous. 485 00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:02,681 - You know what's ridiculous is a chief 486 00:18:02,683 --> 00:18:04,483 With a smaller head than his probie. 487 00:18:04,618 --> 00:18:06,218 - Come on, let's get you out of this chair. 488 00:18:06,353 --> 00:18:07,886 - Wait, wait, wait, go slow. Go slow. 489 00:18:08,022 --> 00:18:09,021 Don't spin it. 490 00:18:09,155 --> 00:18:11,223 Whoa! Whoa! 491 00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:13,358 [groans] - oh, oh, geez. 492 00:18:13,494 --> 00:18:15,494 - Oh, come on. - Here, terry. 493 00:18:15,629 --> 00:18:17,295 Come on. Come here. - All right. Okay. 494 00:18:17,431 --> 00:18:19,231 Oh, boy. - I got you. I got you. 495 00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:20,965 - [groans] - I don't think any of this 496 00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:22,634 Is gonna make your head any bigger. 497 00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:23,836 God, you're a mess. - Damn, what happened 498 00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:25,237 To the chair? - Chief destroyed it 499 00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:26,304 With the weight of his body. 500 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:27,772 - Easy, mr. Big head. 501 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:28,773 - Well, 502 00:18:28,909 --> 00:18:30,442 I got the salt and spoon you asked for. 503 00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:32,577 - Oh, great. Thanks. - What do you need that for? 504 00:18:32,713 --> 00:18:34,913 - I read that sodium induces bloating. 505 00:18:35,049 --> 00:18:36,448 Bottoms up. 506 00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:39,718 - No, chief, don't! That's not good for you. 507 00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:43,121 - Is a life without a big head a life worth living? 508 00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:45,123 [alarm blaring] - box alarm, engine 24, 509 00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:46,725 Rescue 42, structure fire. 510 00:18:46,727 --> 00:18:48,060 Ta-cona ice cream. 511 00:18:48,195 --> 00:18:49,661 - [sighs] 512 00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,663 I don't think I should be alone right now. 513 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:54,366 I guess I'll go on the call too. 514 00:18:56,070 --> 00:18:57,469 - [laughs] 515 00:18:57,604 --> 00:18:59,938 I did not think he was gonna try to grow his head. 516 00:18:59,940 --> 00:19:01,273 This is fantastic. 517 00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:02,675 - He was about to eat pure salt. 518 00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,409 Pure salt! - It's awesome. 519 00:19:04,545 --> 00:19:06,078 [laughs] 520 00:19:06,213 --> 00:19:08,080 - It's over. - Not yet. 521 00:19:08,215 --> 00:19:09,882 It is not over yet. 522 00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:12,217 Now, quit dicking around. There's a structure fire. Go! 523 00:19:12,219 --> 00:19:13,351 Go, go, go! Go! 524 00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:16,522 [indistinct chatter] 525 00:19:18,893 --> 00:19:20,358 - [sighs] 526 00:19:20,494 --> 00:19:22,227 All right, well, 527 00:19:22,229 --> 00:19:23,295 Engine 12's on it. 528 00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:24,629 Fire's out. 529 00:19:24,765 --> 00:19:26,098 The owner gave me the scoop. 530 00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:27,766 [laughter] - the scoop. 531 00:19:27,902 --> 00:19:29,367 - Yeah, all right. - Scoop. 532 00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:30,769 - No need to soft serve it, chief. 533 00:19:30,771 --> 00:19:33,772 We should just split. [laughter] 534 00:19:33,774 --> 00:19:36,174 - I'm gonna go sit in my truck. 535 00:19:36,310 --> 00:19:38,176 - Oh, man. Wow. 536 00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:39,644 Chief never misses puns. 537 00:19:39,780 --> 00:19:41,113 - He's crushed. - Yeah. 538 00:19:41,248 --> 00:19:43,949 - It's over now, right? - Oh, no. Not yet. 539 00:19:45,586 --> 00:19:47,185 - Oh, shit. I dated that guy. 540 00:19:47,321 --> 00:19:48,987 - Forearm phil, station 17? 541 00:19:49,123 --> 00:19:51,723 - And the guy behind him. - Lucy. 542 00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,325 - And a couple of guys from station 11. 543 00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:54,659 - Damn, girl. - I know. 544 00:19:54,795 --> 00:19:56,929 - Well, well, well, if it isn't lucy 545 00:19:57,063 --> 00:19:59,197 I'm-too-good-for-anyone- but-myself. 546 00:19:59,333 --> 00:20:00,799 - Oh. - I purposefully left 547 00:20:00,801 --> 00:20:02,267 My new crampons in your car, 548 00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:03,602 And you didn't call me back. 549 00:20:03,737 --> 00:20:05,203 They were from rei. 550 00:20:05,339 --> 00:20:07,739 - I don't know if I can even be on the same call as you. 551 00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:09,341 - Me either. - Ooh. 552 00:20:09,476 --> 00:20:11,143 I guess this is the whole "shitting where you eat" part. 553 00:20:11,278 --> 00:20:12,477 - Mm-hmm. 554 00:20:12,613 --> 00:20:14,546 - Well, thanks for the branzino, guys. 555 00:20:16,016 --> 00:20:18,350 - Hey, look, it's the stripper dude who owns the app. 556 00:20:18,485 --> 00:20:20,419 - Oh, me? Oh, no, no, no. [laughs] 557 00:20:20,554 --> 00:20:22,154 No, I don't own the app. No, no, no. 558 00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:24,556 I'm the face of it 'cause I have high cheekbones and-- 559 00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:25,958 - Your app sucks, bro. 560 00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:27,960 I upgraded to the smolder women package, 561 00:20:28,095 --> 00:20:30,495 And it only gave me one cougar paramedic. 562 00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:32,965 - Yeah, I spent 300 bucks talking to some autumn chick, 563 00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:35,033 And we never met. - That's weird. 564 00:20:35,169 --> 00:20:36,969 - I want my money back. - Yeah, me too. 565 00:20:37,104 --> 00:20:38,236 My wife's gonna kill me. 566 00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:39,638 - Whoa, guys, uh...Oh! 567 00:20:39,774 --> 00:20:40,973 I'm on the pump. What am I doing? 568 00:20:41,108 --> 00:20:43,041 All: Screw you, asshole! 569 00:20:43,177 --> 00:20:44,709 - I'm gonna tell them back at corporate. 570 00:20:44,845 --> 00:20:48,580 They are assholes, and I'm sick of it too! 571 00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:52,184 - Hey, you got a bandage? I nicked my hand. 572 00:20:52,319 --> 00:20:54,853 - Yeah. Yeah, no problem. Let me see. 573 00:20:54,989 --> 00:20:57,656 Oh, man. So much for your manicure. 574 00:20:57,658 --> 00:20:59,524 - I'll get over it. I'm more worried about 575 00:20:59,660 --> 00:21:01,593 My guitar career. - You play? 576 00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:03,528 - A little. - Me too. 577 00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:05,530 We should play together sometime. 578 00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:06,799 - Yeah. 579 00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:08,333 All the guys in my station have been using 580 00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:10,803 That firefighter dating app. - Oh, god. 581 00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:12,871 - I miss the days when you used to hang out with someone 582 00:21:13,007 --> 00:21:16,408 In person, like, at the gym or the grocery store or... 583 00:21:16,543 --> 00:21:18,543 Both: The library. [both laugh] 584 00:21:18,545 --> 00:21:21,746 - We should definitely get together and jam sometime. 585 00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:23,615 - Hey, granny, I can ride back with you. 586 00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:25,017 Just give me sec? - Sure thing. 587 00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:27,419 - Okay, cool. - You work with her? 588 00:21:27,554 --> 00:21:28,953 - Oh, yeah. That's just lucy. 589 00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:31,756 - She's hot. Introduce me, would ya? 590 00:21:31,892 --> 00:21:34,827 - Sure thing. - Thanks. 591 00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:36,361 - Damn! 592 00:21:36,497 --> 00:21:38,563 Fuck you, ike! 593 00:21:38,699 --> 00:21:40,565 - Ah, I can't find my helmet. 594 00:21:40,567 --> 00:21:42,901 - Here, wear mine. Yeah, it's fine. 595 00:21:43,037 --> 00:21:44,636 I'm on the pump. Don't worry about it. 596 00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:47,772 - What the hell? 597 00:21:47,774 --> 00:21:49,374 - It's okay, chief. Probie forgot his helmet. 598 00:21:49,376 --> 00:21:51,309 I told him he could use mine. It's not a big deal. 599 00:21:51,311 --> 00:21:53,245 - Oh, it is a big deal. 600 00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:54,913 [growls] 601 00:21:54,915 --> 00:21:58,583 - [laughing nervously] 602 00:21:58,585 --> 00:22:00,719 - [growls] - mm-mm-mm. 603 00:22:00,855 --> 00:22:03,455 - You. You gaslighted me. 604 00:22:03,590 --> 00:22:05,790 - Is it gaslighted or gaslit? 605 00:22:05,792 --> 00:22:08,126 - You son of a bitch. - Hey, be happy. 606 00:22:08,128 --> 00:22:09,862 You still have the biggest head in the station. 607 00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:10,929 - And you. 608 00:22:11,065 --> 00:22:12,597 You think you can prank the chief 609 00:22:12,733 --> 00:22:14,533 And get away with it? 610 00:22:14,535 --> 00:22:17,669 Mickleberry, I'm gonna make your life a living hell. 611 00:22:17,804 --> 00:22:20,672 You're gonna shine everything. You're gonna scrub everything. 612 00:22:20,807 --> 00:22:22,541 You're gonna be my bitch, and when you're done, 613 00:22:22,676 --> 00:22:24,809 You're gonna start all over again! 614 00:22:24,811 --> 00:22:28,280 I'll see you back at the station! 615 00:22:28,415 --> 00:22:31,083 - [laughs] he's pissed. 616 00:22:31,218 --> 00:22:33,952 Okay, mickleberry. Now it's over. 617 00:22:33,954 --> 00:22:35,353 - Why is it over now? 618 00:22:35,489 --> 00:22:37,756 - Well, because now I got terry, 619 00:22:37,758 --> 00:22:40,358 And I got you. 620 00:22:40,494 --> 00:22:43,161 Hopefully, you've learned that a probie should never 621 00:22:43,163 --> 00:22:44,296 Prank a superior. 622 00:22:44,431 --> 00:22:46,364 Congratulations. - What-- 623 00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:49,634 - And say hi to your mom for me. 624 00:22:49,770 --> 00:22:52,905 - You bastard. 625 00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:55,574 What did you mean when you said "say hi to your mom"? 626 00:22:55,709 --> 00:22:57,375 - What? - What did you mean, 627 00:22:57,377 --> 00:22:58,643 "say hi to your mom"? 628 00:22:58,779 --> 00:23:01,046 - Nothing. - Did cap fuck my mom? 629 00:23:03,584 --> 00:23:05,650 - Well, the app is officially dead, 630 00:23:05,786 --> 00:23:07,586 And I'm officially broke again. 631 00:23:07,721 --> 00:23:09,521 In fact, after refunding everybody, 632 00:23:09,656 --> 00:23:12,124 I'm down a couple of grand. - Plus a jacket. 633 00:23:12,259 --> 00:23:15,127 - Oh, man. Mm. - And a phone. 634 00:23:15,262 --> 00:23:17,262 - [chuckles] - I'm not sad to see it go. 635 00:23:17,397 --> 00:23:19,864 To be honest, I was kind of getting firefighter fatigue. 636 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,400 All those guys just started blending 637 00:23:21,535 --> 00:23:22,667 Into one infinite moustache. 638 00:23:22,803 --> 00:23:23,936 I'm done with it. 639 00:23:24,071 --> 00:23:25,670 - Sounds like they're done with you. 640 00:23:25,806 --> 00:23:27,205 I don't think there's a firefighter in town 641 00:23:27,207 --> 00:23:29,073 That'll work with you again. - That's okay, 642 00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:30,943 Because all I need is you guys. 643 00:23:31,078 --> 00:23:32,677 - Morning. 644 00:23:32,679 --> 00:23:34,879 - Hey, what's up, "risky business"? 645 00:23:35,015 --> 00:23:36,949 - Mickleberry, put my dry cleaning in my office. 646 00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:39,151 I don't want to see a wrinkle. Put my mail where it belongs 647 00:23:39,286 --> 00:23:41,019 And my bag where it belongs, and get your gloves on 648 00:23:41,155 --> 00:23:42,554 'cause you're scrubbing my toilets. 649 00:23:42,689 --> 00:23:44,422 - Never prank the chief, am I right? 650 00:23:44,424 --> 00:23:46,625 - You better watch yourself. I'm gonna get you back someday. 651 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:48,293 - You keep saying that, but you never do. 652 00:23:48,428 --> 00:23:50,562 - I like the new shades, chief. - Thank you very much. 653 00:23:50,697 --> 00:23:52,831 I got them special order from plump head eyewear. 654 00:23:52,967 --> 00:23:55,367 Extra wides for the biggest head in the station. 655 00:23:55,502 --> 00:23:56,835 - Let me see. - Sure. 656 00:23:56,837 --> 00:23:58,237 [chuckles] for my girl. 657 00:24:00,907 --> 00:24:03,776 - Uh...These are tight. 658 00:24:04,911 --> 00:24:06,444 - Head measuring contest. 659 00:24:06,446 --> 00:24:09,381 All: Oh! 660 00:24:09,516 --> 00:24:11,684 - Come on.