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‎NETFLIX 原创动画剧集

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‎小姐 你听好了！

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‎我不相信你说你好好吃饭了

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‎你一直吃垃圾食物

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‎老了会自食恶果的

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‎你得再跟我保证你会好好吃饭

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‎（妈妈）

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‎我好好吃饭了

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‎等一下

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‎我都听到嚼饼干的声音了

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‎这就是你所谓的晚餐吗？

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‎我在计算热量

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‎那根本就不是重点啊！

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‎你也帮帮忙 到底有没有在下厨？

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‎你在打扫吗？在洗衣服吗？

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‎吵死了！

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‎你是特地打电话来烦我的吗？

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‎如果没别的事 我就要挂电话了
‎还有要说的吗？

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‎有的

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‎我在网络上看到了一件可爱的洋装
‎很适合你

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‎不用了

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‎什么？

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‎不用了 我不会穿的

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‎真的很适合你

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‎我可是你妈 听我的准没错

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‎等等 不行

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‎不要买来寄给我

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‎我已经买了

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‎有您的包裹

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‎（日本亚马路公司）

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‎我怎么可能穿这个？

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‎真是糟糕

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‎不会有人想要这种衣服的

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‎她怎么会
‎想帮25岁的女儿买这种衣服？

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‎简直是角色扮演的服装

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‎我爸妈也曾经帮我买过奇怪的套装
‎还有很大的垫肩

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‎-垫肩？
‎-那可是古文物

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‎我马上就把它卖了

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‎-你真狠
‎-你真狠

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‎总比丢掉好吧？

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‎我妈叫我试穿 还要拍照传给她

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‎-为什么？
‎-她想给祖父母看

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‎你还是小学生吗？

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‎这么受宠爱真好

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‎根本就是找麻烦

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‎妈妈就是麻烦的生物

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‎没错

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‎烈子！

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‎你有没有好好吃饭？

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‎我现在正在吃东西

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‎这哪叫好好吃饭？

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‎你一直吃垃圾食物
‎老了可是会自食恶果的

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‎老了会自食恶果的

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‎（妈妈）

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‎这个嘛

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‎我正在节食

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‎吃些炸蔬菜吧

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‎完全不需要客气

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‎我今天早上炸了超多蔬菜

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‎天啊 我又要变胖了

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‎尽管吃吧

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‎蒲惠不是有三个小孩吗？

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‎她也是妈妈

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‎（会计部）

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‎喂！

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‎骑驴找马小姐！

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‎是！

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‎灰田、笛音子

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‎-是
‎-是

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‎过来一下

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‎会计部下个月会来一个新员工

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‎是应届毕业生吗？

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‎没错

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‎胡麻川小姐要离职了 她要结婚了

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‎我需要有人代替她的位置

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‎听好了！

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‎应届毕业生只是搭便车的
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‎挫挫他的锐气
‎让他好好了解办公室生活的现实！

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‎-是 就这么办
‎-是 就这么办

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‎是 就这么办

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‎至于你 骑驴找马小姐

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‎公司可不是俱乐部

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‎做好被下属讨厌的心理准备吧

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‎是

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‎胡麻川小姐要离职去结婚了

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‎她确实洋溢着幸福的感觉

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‎她不是比我们小两岁吗？

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‎这样啊

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‎原来她这么早熟

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‎结婚…

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‎我完全无法想象

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‎结婚没什么好向往的
‎那只是个过时的系统而已

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‎你还是这么愤世嫉俗

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‎你又把爱幻想的那面
‎展露出来了 灰田

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‎什么？你在说什么啊？
‎我跟你一样很理性

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‎喂？

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‎烈子 你有没有好好吃饭？

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‎我在睡觉

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‎你干吗挂我电话？

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‎吵死了！

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‎你下厨了吗？打扫了吗？
‎洗衣服了吗？

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‎我今天要出门

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‎手帕带了吗？包包呢？

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‎你没其他事要说的话 我要挂电话了

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‎有

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‎我听说你家附近发生了抢劫案

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‎有小偷强行进入了女生的家
‎真是可怕

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‎所以你是担心才打来的吗？

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‎跟我说你确实把门锁好了

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‎好

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‎还有在阳台晒一些男人的衣服

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‎这样才会安全一点

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‎我可是你妈 听我的准没…

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‎她最近越来越过分了

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‎有美食的巴士之旅是最棒的

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‎寿司吃到饱 就这么决定了

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‎我想要泡温泉放松

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‎摘樱桃之旅如何？

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‎这个7月才有

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‎三浦海鲜美食之旅

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‎草津温泉

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‎摘葡萄

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‎这个9月才有

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‎我们的喜好完全不同

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‎是很难选择

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‎没有行程能满足我们三个人的喜好

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‎你好像很放松

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‎什么？

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‎你上一次去练歌厅是什么时候？

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‎你现在工作不会有压力了

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‎还真是无聊

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‎烈子长大了

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‎别这么说

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‎对 门已经被开过了

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‎对 他应该还在里面

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‎我知道了 我会马上派警员过去

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‎好 非常谢谢你

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‎好可怕

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‎这个没什么用

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‎好重

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‎这个应该可以

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‎是谁？

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‎你在我家干吗？

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‎怎么？

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‎欢迎回来 烈子

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‎幸好只是虚惊一场

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‎真是抱歉！

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‎我女儿一直都紧张兮兮的

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‎别说了！

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‎你是怎么进来的？

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‎我明明就锁门了！

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‎我偷偷打了一把钥匙

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‎请逮捕她

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‎我可没有教你把家里搞这么乱的

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‎这样干净、舒服多了 对吧？

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‎我又没拜托你打扫

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‎可以了吗？我受够了

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‎可以换衣服了

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‎真可爱

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‎你有没有喜欢的人？

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‎你干吗问这个？

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‎我再问一次
‎你都没有喜欢的男人吗？

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‎之前有 但是分手了

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‎这样啊

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‎那这个给你

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‎他很帅吧？

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‎对

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‎太好了 那就这么说定了

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‎等一下

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‎这是什么？

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‎是相亲照

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‎34岁 公务员
‎中产阶级以上 没有结过婚

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‎他周末有空 你要把这段时间空下来

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‎我得去见他吗？

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‎那当然

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‎我只是希望你去跟他碰个面
‎看看他人好不好

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‎他是芳惠阿姨朋友的儿子

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‎等等

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‎我不在乎

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‎我现在没有兴趣

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‎“我现在没有兴趣”

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‎那你知道这会导致什么后果吗？

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‎时间会一分一秒流逝！

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‎青春年华会被干燥的肌肤所取代！

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‎还会找不到适合的保养品！

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‎该是听我的话的时候了！

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‎我可是你妈！

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‎我不在乎

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‎我已经跟你说过了！

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‎这不是你能决定的

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‎你要自己做决定啊
‎那你什么时候才要结婚？

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‎我不知道

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‎你还在幻想白马王子会突然出现吗？

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‎不是那样的

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‎那又有什么关系？你就试试看嘛

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‎这才是现实

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‎包办婚姻在我年轻时就已经过时了
‎这我知道

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‎但你们这些千禧世代也不能忘记
‎真实的接触才会有结果

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‎你假装很诚实 认真地工作

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‎其实你是很会逃避现实

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‎这点你自己也知道吧？

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‎要做好准备 好好规划人生

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‎你总有一天得长大

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‎老古板 暴君！

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‎我妈妈就是私闯民宅的小偷！

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‎进来我家撒野！

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‎我的规矩听好了！

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‎我不会穿你选的衣服！

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‎我不会穿你选的衣服！

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‎（练歌厅 请上二楼）

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‎什么？

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‎相亲？

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‎我可不想又被敦部长说坏话

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‎那你会去吗？

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‎我当然是拒绝了

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‎我不会让她称心如意的

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‎这太蠢了

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‎但我说相亲太过时

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‎她却说相亲只是实际版的交友软件

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‎不会被骗 只讲逻辑什么的

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‎你妈还真能言善辩

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‎我真的被惹毛了

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‎所以我就丢下我妈 冲出家门了

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‎天啊 然后呢？

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‎我过一段时间后回去时
‎发现她已经离开了

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00:13:30,963 --> 00:13:32,296
‎（我回去了 母亲笔）

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‎真是尴尬

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‎我没有做错

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00:13:58,088 --> 00:14:00,046
‎我来打个电话跟她道歉

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‎欢迎回来

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‎你在啊？

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‎我已经代替你答应邀请了

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00:14:18,713 --> 00:14:21,171
‎毕竟我可是你妈 听我的准没错

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‎她看起来有点紧绷

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‎或许是拍照时太紧张了

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‎怎么样？

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‎愿意跟她见面吗？

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00:14:37,713 --> 00:14:38,713
‎好

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‎我愿意跟她见面