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‎NETFLIX 原创动画剧集

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‎什么玩意儿？完全搞不懂

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‎怎么会有这么多无意义的接头？

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‎虽然我不知道什么是虚拟现实
‎这玩意儿就这么好玩吗？

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‎然后呢？戴上这个玩具？

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‎真是蠢爆了

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‎我就玩一个小时

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‎然后给个差评 再二手卖掉

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‎开始了

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‎这是什么？

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‎糟糕

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‎太赞了

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‎干吗？要我坐地铁？

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‎出现了

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‎他出现了

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‎我们总是坐同一趟地铁呢

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‎真的啊！

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‎烈子说的…

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‎都是真的啊！

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‎（驾驶证）

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‎名片

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‎好的 对不起
‎我在背面写了联系方式

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‎（财务部 烈子）

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‎这完全就是你的过失 对吧？

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‎是的 应该是的

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‎不是“应该” 而是“就是”

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‎对不起

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‎什么？

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‎您去哪？

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‎工作

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‎但我们得找警察过来 不然…

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‎如果我不在 工作根本进展不了

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‎什么？

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‎什么？

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‎（由此进）

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‎你没问对方要联系方式

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‎对…

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‎那你联系你的保险公司了吗？

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‎联系了

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‎既然他已经走了 也没办法了

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‎如果他联系你 请记得联系我们

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‎我的未来…

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‎完蛋了

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‎这是我从家庭旅行回来带的礼物

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‎真不错 你去哪玩了？

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‎轻井泽 一人一个哦

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‎多谢

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‎烈子也拿一个吧

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‎一人一个哦

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‎一人一个啦…

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‎表情怎么回事？

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‎你跟我那个因股票暴跌的
‎炒股朋友的表情一模一样

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‎不要让私事影响到工作

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‎重做

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‎她今天就吃轻井泽的伴手礼啊

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‎看来她需要改善一下伙食

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‎事故过去一周了

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‎旅行车男完全没有消息

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‎因为你使用的保险有免责条款

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‎您自己的物品损坏费五万
‎对方的物品损坏费五万

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‎车辆停工补偿费兩万

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‎所以您需要自费的一共是12万日元

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‎但基于这次情况
‎无法与对方取得联系

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‎-这种情况怎么办？
‎-完全不知道

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‎他到底想怎么样？

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‎说不准之后他会说自己脖子受伤了

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‎要我赔付补偿金

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‎不要…好可怕…

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‎我的钱不够

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‎钱不够…

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‎完全不够啊

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‎嘿 烈子

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‎今天去喝一杯吧

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‎或者一起吃个饭 吃点有营养的…

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‎我的钱不够

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‎什么？

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‎喂 我请你啊

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‎我请你嘛…

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‎既然如此 只能借钱了

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‎很容易和别人产生共鸣的五里部长
‎应该会借我吧

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‎（今天能见面吗？我有事想问你…）

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‎（好啊！来我家吗？）

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‎我！买！了！

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‎这是什么？好大

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‎我终于买房子了

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‎五里部长真是财力雄厚

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‎我有救了

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‎简直就是名人的家 真棒

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‎-你那么觉得吗？
‎-什么？

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‎那就给你展示一下

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‎地狱般的30年贷款的残酷真相

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‎-这是百元店买的
‎-完全没看出来

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‎这个、这个还有这个
‎都是百元店的

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‎我首付付了很多

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‎所以我现在是身无分文

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‎你为什么这么做？

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‎为了逼自己一把

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‎有压力才有动力 不是吗？

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‎“有动力”？比如？

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‎比如我的婚介应用程序

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‎（五里婚介公司）

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‎当然我也有好好在做本职工作

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‎等着看吧 我一定会干出一番事业

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‎变成配得上这个房子的人的

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‎-你想问我什么来着？
‎-啊？

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‎你不是有事要跟我说吗？

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‎这个 其实…

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‎好像不是借钱的时机啊

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‎对 就是你的婚介应用程序

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‎我能做内测用户吗？

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‎就是这件事

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‎突然间怎么了？

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‎我觉得是时候丰富下生活了

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‎什么情况？
‎你要重新开始找男朋友了吗？

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‎可以啊 完全没问题

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‎等一下 我这就给你发内测链接

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‎非常感谢！

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‎（上传照片 头像）

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‎我为什么非要跟你一起喝酒？

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‎邀请我的不是你吗？

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‎这倒是

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‎我能回去了吗？我女友还在等我

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‎女友？少骗人了

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‎其实就是个虚拟女友吧

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‎虚拟女友？不是

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‎那你就把她叫过来！立刻马上！

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‎你烦死了啊！

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‎靠得住的只剩鹫美了啊

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‎但跟五里部长不同
‎鹫美让人稍微有点距离感

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‎这是谁？

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‎你好

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‎大姐

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‎我现在在你家附近

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‎（咖啡厅）

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‎脖子好痛…

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‎那个…

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‎那天后来警察说希望你联系他们…

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‎是希望您…联系

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‎你跟警察说什么了？

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‎什么？

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‎我的车好好地停着
‎你因为操作失误撞了上来

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‎不是吗？

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‎是 大致就是这么说的

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‎所以我完全没有责任

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‎我不会联系警方的

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‎你这样我很困扰

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‎啰嗦 这是我要说的才对

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‎既然我没责任

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‎我的保险公司就没办法出面处理

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‎这是法律规定

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‎也就是说 必须得由我亲自
‎跟你的保险公司协调

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‎根据不同情况 可能还需要律师

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‎为什么我明明是受害者
‎却要做这么麻烦的…

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‎他一直在强调自己脖子痛这点

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‎完全就是想找借口讹我一笔

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‎和解协议

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‎只要你签了 我们就和解了

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‎（和解协议）

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‎这绝对很糟糕

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‎我要是签了绝对就玩完了

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‎那个…

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‎我给您造成那么多麻烦
‎根本没立场说这些话

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‎但您能去医院检查下伤势

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‎然后跟您的保险公司商量一下
‎如何呢？

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‎伤势？

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‎哪里写我有伤了？

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‎什么？

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‎（和解协议）

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‎（支付20万日元

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‎就此和解 不再提出其他要求）

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‎居然不是…黑心条约？

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‎穴井

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‎其实我试过一次虚拟现实
‎你就给我玩一下嘛

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‎我都说了我没有

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‎不要躲躲藏藏的啦

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‎烦死了 这连8点都不到
‎你怎么就废成这样了？

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‎穴井？欢迎回家

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‎我回来了 抱歉 你在工作吗？

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‎是的 我帮你把稿子补充完了哦

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‎真的吗？谢谢

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‎等下 这就给你开门

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‎你好

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‎-这个虚拟现实很真实嘛
‎-这是真人！

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‎初次见面 我叫白美

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‎你…你好

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‎（烈子 盖章）

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‎请收好

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‎好

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‎两万日元？

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‎真的很抱歉 我现在只有这么多

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‎我可是特意放下手头的工作来的

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‎这是什么？

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‎（加油！妈妈）

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‎我现在虽然没钱

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‎但我一定把钱还给您的

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‎我一定会满怀诚意还您的

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‎不管是打工还是什么方式
‎我一定会还您的

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‎打工？

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‎那你在打工了吗？

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‎还没有 但现在会开始找的

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‎你是会计 对吧？

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‎对

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‎我给你一份工作

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‎跟我来

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‎他要带我去哪？

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‎那个顺便问一句
‎您做的是什么工作？

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‎你去了就知道了

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‎可我不想去啊

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‎-下车
‎-是

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‎-快跟上
‎-是

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‎什么…

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‎磨蹭什么？快过来

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‎O！T！M！

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‎O！T！M！

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‎心动的感觉 我要放飞自我

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‎站在闪闪发光的舞台

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‎奇异的梦想 我要追逐前行

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‎即使身处黑暗的深渊…

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‎喂 身为观众别呆看着
‎给我燃烧起来

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‎你也是 给我靠近一点 你也是

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‎很好

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‎你、你还有你 此时此刻

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‎你们三人就是世上最闪耀的星

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‎观众 给我喊出来！

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‎一起来 O！T！M！

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‎什么玩意儿？

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