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STREET INTERVIEW - ANNOYING BOSSES!

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Today, we're here in Shibuya.

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Our topic is "annoying bosses."
Let's get to it!

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How about you, lady with the yellow fur?

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What kind of work do you do?

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I'm an office worker.

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You have an annoying boss, right?

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Well, yeah.

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What kind?

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Well,

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there's one who unloads work on me just
before it's time to leave for the day.

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That does happen, doesn't it?

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It's like,
"You could have asked me earlier!"

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I see! Thanks for taking the time to...

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And there's one who makes fun of me
just because I'm a woman,

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even though he bends over backwards
for the girl who flatters him.

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And he works up a sweat from goofing off!

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You seem to have a lot of complaints.

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Thank you very...

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I hope your ears are burning!

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You lazy male chauvinist

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Waste of flesh!

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RAGE

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Actually, I was thinking I might
start a business here in Japan.

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An imported goods store.
You want in, Retsuko?

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Wow...

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An imported goods store.

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It sounds like a dream!

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It's too alluring!

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What's this?
Retsuko, did something good happen?

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Nothing in particular.

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Really?

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It's nothing.

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Really?

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I can see a long, dark tunnel
through the back of your eyes.

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The meaning behind that smile is...

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a release from darkness,

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freedom.

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How is it that she can
accurately read my mind?

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This middle-aged woman
is a rumor-spreading pro.

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If she picks up the scent
that I might change jobs,

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the rumor will spread
all over the company.

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I can't hide anything from you,
Mrs. Kabae!

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The truth is, I haven't been
able to poop for five days.

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-But this morning, it happened.
-You unplugged the long, dark tunnel?

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That's right!

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I knew it!

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That's the face you were making.

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That was close.

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Oh, Retsuko.

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I heard your constipation cleared up.
Good for you.

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It's already spreading...

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Also, I saw you...

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on afternoon TV, in an interview
about "annoying bosses."

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What are you talking about?

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There was a mosaic over your face,
but it was you, wasn't it?

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Me, on TV?

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No way! I haven't even been
to Shibuya recently!

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Shibuya?

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Did I mention Shibuya?

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You did, not long ago.

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Is that right?

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She looked just like you.

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Apparently so!

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Now I've done it!

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I've been far too careless,
ever since I met with Puko.

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I have to be careful.

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Retsuko!

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Haida, what's wrong?

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Retsuko! You...

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Is it true you gave birth yesterday?

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-I heard it was a difficult delivery!
-Hey! When have I ever looked pregnant?

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Fenneko, stop laughing!

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I don't know where
or how the story got twisted,

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but it was originally
a different story, so...

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Is that right?

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Oh, that was a scare.

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I see, now.

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So what was the story
before it got twisted?

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I said, stop laughing!

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Young people have it good.
It looks like you're having fun.

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Retsuko...

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a word...

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Here! Here and here and here!

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This is also wrong!

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I'm sorry...

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What's wrong?

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You've been sluggish lately, haven't you?

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I wonder what it is
you're showing up to work for.

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My job.

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Oh? I thought you were here to play.

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That's why you can make
this kind of face at work, isn't it?

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Oh, it truly does look fun. How nice!

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To think you get paid for playing!

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It's true that I'm the one
who made mistakes, but...

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Well, it was stupid of me
to ask you to do it.

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Because all you do is waste time!

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That wasn't my work to do
in the first place, it was yours.

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Why am I putting up with this?

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Retsuko.

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Retsuko!

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Are you listening?

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If it's that big a problem...

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shouldn't you have done it yourself
from the start?

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Do you know what you're saying?

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I said it.

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There's no going back.

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No more being a serious, good girl.

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KARAOKE

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I said it.

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I said it!

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I really said it!

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I am triumphant!

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You talked back to your boss?
That's great!

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No...

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It didn't feel very grown up.

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No, it's good! Good vibes.

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Hey, Puko. About what
you were saying the other day...

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Where are you planning
to open the imported goods shop?

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Oh... the shop?

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That's...

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Oh! Wait. I'll guess.

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Shimokitazawa!

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It's not Sancha, is it?
That would be nice and close to me!

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Then...?

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There is no shop.

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Eh?

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What I said. There's no shop.

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Sorry! Didn't I tell you?

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Then... how...?

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Internet sales.

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I asked an acquaintance
to set up a website.

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I can't risk unpaid rent
right off the bat, can I?

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All I've got to do
is keep the stock at home.

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Of course, it would be nice
to get a shop in the future.

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What's wrong?

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What about the pay?

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There won't be much
until the business gets rolling.

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My monthly rent might be a problem.

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Why not move out of your apartment?
Your parents live nearby, don't they?

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Welcome!

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Oh, dear.

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Did something bad happen, Retsuko?

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I've just learned about
the harshness of reality.

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Retsuko!

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Oh, Tsunoda.

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Is it true that
you're leaving the company?

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Why? Are you getting married?

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Are you switching jobs?
Going on a journey of self-discovery?

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Who did you hear that from?

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From Kabae in Accounting, but...

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Retsuko?

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Kabae!

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You could at least show a reaction.

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My salary!

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My monthly fixed costs!

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What's wrong? Retsuko, calm down!

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Please don't spread the rumor
that I'm quitting.

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Certainly, I may be a chatterbox, and
my ability to spread rumors is legendary.

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But I wouldn't spread
a bad rumor like that,

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which would put you in a bad position.

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But... Tsunoda said...

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I'm sorry!

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Tsunoda is the only one I told.

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Because you two are good friends, right?

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No, we're not that close.

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I heard it from Komiya.

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And I told Tsunoda.
That's all. That's the truth.

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Komiya?

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Why would Komiya say that...?

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It seems Director Ton wants
to have a word with you.

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ACCOUNTING DEPARTMENT

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A fresh start...

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It's a good sound, isn't it?

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These days, accounting work
is clickety-clacked into software.

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But I've never been good with computers.

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I'm calculating, with this abacus,

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how much money this company
has invested in your education.

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At the same time,
I was also doing math in my head.

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I weighed my priceless dream
against a costly reality,

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and the numbers were against me.

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I'm sorry... I can't, after all.

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Hey! Don't look so down!

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I'm sorry.

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Come on. Why are you apologizing?

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It's OK.
You've got your own way of living.

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Hey,

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do you know why someone irresponsible
like me can live on nothing but dreams?

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Why?

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It's thanks to reliable people like you
working hard and diligently paying taxes,

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and keeping the economy
from tanking, right?

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Sorry, but I need you to live responsibly,

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so us blockheads can go
where the wind takes us.

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OK, today is my treat.

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All right!

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This is quite an amount.

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The real question is...

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Recently, you've been acting strange.

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I have investigated this
using my years of experience.

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Komiya!

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From the following sites...

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A job changing site: "Seriously?
Isn't my monthly salary pathetic?"

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A Q&A site: "How do letters of
resignation and retirement differ?"

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An AMA: "I just turned in my letter
of resignation. Ask me anything!"

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-Continuing on, a self...
-Enough. You can stop there.

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You remember those, don't you?

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You "clinked" on all of those websites
on the internet, during overtime.

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It's "clicked"!

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You clicked on them during overtime.

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You used a company device
to accesic... accesserate...

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Your browsing history is easily tracked
by the network manager.

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You're planning to quit, aren't you?

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What are you here to do?
To raise funds for self-employment?

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To look for a boyfriend
like you're at a singles party?

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To "clink-clink" on this man and that man?

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Click! Click!

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Well, whatever it is...

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You've screwed yourself over.

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As of now,

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I've got a new name for you.

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You're "Short-timer" now.

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I'm finished!

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Subtitle translation: John Haguewood