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I know for most people,

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a house party is just a kick-back
to catch up with the homies.

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But this is LA, a city where
a party can change your life.

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A place where legends
are born, die, and live again.

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And bein' rich or bein' broke can
be separated by a mere freeway.

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But once in a great while,
the stars align,

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and the Fates bless a few fortunate
dreamers with a night that will change

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the course
of their lives forever.

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In other words,
there's some crazy, beautiful,

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weird-ass shit
about to go down.

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One and two
and three and four.

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The fuck?

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Destiny, what you think?

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I know it sound weird, but
let's see what Daddy cooked up.

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This beat feel good!
It feel free!

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I'm the goat!

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Sellin' out stadiums!
Platinum records!

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Yeah, that's my baby
on the track.

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You hear that? That's you.

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Yo, come on.

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Look who decided
to wake up.

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Did you sign the start forms
for the IT job yet?

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I'mma get on that Monday.

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You ain't got all the time in the
world because in three months,

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your mother and I will be
enjoyin' our retirement.

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Spoonin' each other on the
sandy beaches of Daytona, Florida.

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And this house will be sold, so...
did you find anywhere to live yet?

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Once I start my new job, I'll
have the money to get a new place.

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I mean, you could just
lend me the money.

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Yeah, right.

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When I was raised, you think anybody
was just goin' around giving me money?

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You don't know what
it was like in LA in the '90s.

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Don't let this house fool you.

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Half this shit we got
in the riots, right baby?

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You ain't lyin'.

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I said, "lend," Pop. Dang.

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Oh, I saw Mrs. Bailey
at Vons yesterday.

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How is Venus doing?

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Good, I guess.

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I mean, I think she live near
Leimert Park, now.

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You two were like twins
in middle school.

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- Remember that?
- No, I don't remember that.

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I thought you two might
have been datin'

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until she went to prom
with that football player.

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I follow him on Facebook, too.

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He is more handsome
now than ever.

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You don't ever talk
to Venus at work?

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Not really. She work
in the main office.

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I see her when I'm dropping off keys
to a house or... picking up my check.

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That was nice of her
to help you get that job.

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But stupid of you
to help Damon get his.

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Jesus is my friend.
Yeah, he's my friend.

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Damon!

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Damon, wake your lazy ass up.

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Damon! I know you
gotta work today.

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And clean up this room, too.

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It smell like ass
and onions in here.

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Damon!

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All right, I'm up already, man.
Damn. Jeez.

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That's what you get,
stayin' out partyin' all night.

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Mm-hmm. You think you can live
playing pick-up basketball

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and clubbing
and fucking up my house?

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See now I know why
your mama kicked your ass out.

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Aunt Jean, for the last time,
all right...

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It's not clubbing.

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I'm a promoter.
I'm working, all right?

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People followin' me on
Instagram and comin' to my parties.

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- Oh, really?
- Yeah.

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- Did you make any money?
- There she go.

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Oh, I get it.
It's a non-profit.

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You're doing charity work.

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Boy, if you're in a club and not
making any money, then it's clubbin'.

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You must think I'm stupid.

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Don't forget, you owe me rent,
plus last month's.

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'Cause next stop is gonna
be Skid Row for you.

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talkin' about followers.

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You know who got followers?

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Jesus.

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Take your rude ass to work,
and clean up that room.

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Smell like somebody
fucked an onion.

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Oh, my God, Aunt Jean,
you just cursed.

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What would Jesus say?

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Jesus would say, "Shut the
fuck up, this is my house!"

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Man!

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Hey, beautiful.

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Don't make me
get my gun.

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Oh, shit.

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Let's get you
to your mom's house.

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See, what Granny and Paw-Paw
don't know is...

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Is that I'm about to make a lot
of money from this party.

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And we gonna
have everything we need.

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Have all the toys you need.

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Hey!

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Hey, what's going on?
What y'all doin'...

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- Where Damon at?
- I don't know.

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Y'all know
he doesn't live here.

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We gonna burn
his nigga house down.

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- Larry, chill.
- Whoa. What?

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I got my daughter with me.

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I tried to call y'all twice
this week about the party.

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Y'all ain't returning my calls.

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Y'all dickheads off the party.

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- Guile? I got this.
- Hmm.

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- Okay?
- Yeah, yeah.

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'Cause y'all dickheads
off the party.

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Yeah, I heard him. But why?

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You know exactly why!

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We're gonna make you pay.

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- First we gonna tie you up, right?
- Mm-hmm.

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Then we'll cut your little
nappy head off

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- with a rusty machete.
- Whoa.

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- Yeah.
- Then I'm gonna sew your booty hole up.

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I'm gonna take some
Mexican candy, the spicy kind.

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Then I'm gonna shove it down
your throat till you're nice and plump.

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And then I'm gonna
beat your ass like a pinata.

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Larry... Larry,
let's just calm down.

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Hey. Hey. I need you to really
work on dialing back your threats.

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- Dial it back?
- You put too much sauce on it!

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- Too much sau...
- What you mean, too much... A pinata?

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Y'all off the party!

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You and that little weirdo Vic,
and that's that!

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Y'all can't do that, man.
We got money invested.

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You can thank
your home boy, Damon.

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Never liked that
roach-face-ass nigga, anyway.

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Yeah, he tried to play my baby
cousin, tried to get away with it?

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And steal from her?

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What you mean?
He stole from her?

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Daisy can't find
her gold necklace.

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And I know that little
crackhead-ass boy Damon took it.

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We're gonna
fuck his ass up on sight.

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- On sight, boy.
- Yeah. That's right.

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Then we gonna grind
his dick into a juice.

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Make him drink that shit.

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- Okay, no, no.
- What's left over, that's for you.

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We just talked about you
dialin' this back.

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- What did I do?
- We're not juicin' no dicks today!

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You know what? I quit!

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- Oh, you quit?
- I quit! Do it yourself!

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- You did this same shit in the third grade.
- So?

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Just get the fuck
outta here, man!

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- Guile!
- Huh?

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I got this!

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Between the both... Why...

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I got it.

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Get the fuck outta here.

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Get yo' ass in the back.
What you doin'?

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I thought you quit.

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You got short legs.

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You interrupt me one
more time, I keep tellin' you.

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Every time I speak,
you wanna speak.

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Quit speakin'!

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Hey. What's up with it, y'all?
It's your boy, DamonThaDon.

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Just wanna hit y'all with a bit
of morning motivation.

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Lot of people trying
to stress you out.

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But don't let the bullshit
get to you, all right?

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Do whatever it is
that makes you happy.

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Smoke a little weed,
a little meditation.

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Maybe a party.

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Y'all know we got a big one
comin' up, so, make sure y'all pull up.

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Until then... it's regular.

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Damon!

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Damn, man! Always hating.

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Here I come! Fuck.

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Hey, Armen. Sorry I'm
late, man. The 405 crazy.

165
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Somebody famous live here?

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Jesus, I'm so glad I won't
have to deal with you anymore.

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These areas
are marked and locked.

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They are not to be
tampered with.

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Kevin will return the keys
when you're done.

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He's the responsible one.

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Man.

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I have another site to get to.

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Bye, Damon.

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It's Damon, bro.
The French way.

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Stupid.

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Shit ain't that hard.

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Damn, man, this how
the other half live, huh.

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Hey!

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God damn, man.
I see you late as usual.

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Yeah, you know, I got caught up
in the clubhouse,

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schoolin' niggas
on how to be successful

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and not have to work
a basic job.

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00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:04,180
Hey, how's my
goddaughter, Destiny?

184
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She fine.
She's at her mom's house.

185
00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:07,880
Man, Armen was acting
weird as hell, bro.

186
00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:10,840
Actin' hell a sketchy
about who's crib this is.

187
00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:13,440
I guess you ain't heard we got
kicked off the party tomorrow.

188
00:10:13,560 --> 00:10:15,080
What the fuck
is that supposed to mean?

189
00:10:15,130 --> 00:10:16,540
Kyle and them is pissed.

190
00:10:16,740 --> 00:10:18,366
They don't like you doggin'
their cousin Daisy.

191
00:10:18,390 --> 00:10:20,500
Daisy? Light-skinned Daisy?

192
00:10:20,700 --> 00:10:22,020
That's they cousin?

193
00:10:22,220 --> 00:10:24,640
Shit. I'd be pissed, too.

194
00:10:24,830 --> 00:10:27,420
But they can't kick us
off the party, though, Kev.

195
00:10:27,620 --> 00:10:29,810
We put money in! I'm the host!

196
00:10:30,010 --> 00:10:31,950
I told you,
stop messing with that girl.

197
00:10:32,150 --> 00:10:33,990
She started liking me too much.

198
00:10:34,190 --> 00:10:37,080
That shit... It just turn
me off, you feel me?

199
00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:39,550
I'm like, "You want me? Me?"

200
00:10:40,860 --> 00:10:42,260
I'm still in my ho phase, bro.

201
00:10:42,460 --> 00:10:43,870
Man, they said
you stole her chain.

202
00:10:44,070 --> 00:10:45,070
Man, that's cap!

203
00:10:45,780 --> 00:10:47,180
That's big cap!

204
00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:50,050
That's bottle cap!
That's Colin Kap!

205
00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:52,220
- That's Cap-Tain America!
- Yo!

206
00:10:54,700 --> 00:10:58,280
Nobody want that fugazi
raggedy-ass swap meet chain, anyway.

207
00:10:58,480 --> 00:10:59,570
Chain's not worth shit.

208
00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:05,370
Damn, that shit
just fluffed itself.

209
00:11:05,570 --> 00:11:08,030
Whose crib is this, man?
Steve Jobs?

210
00:11:08,230 --> 00:11:11,550
- Steve Jobs is dead, fool.
- Don't mean his house died.

211
00:11:11,750 --> 00:11:13,730
There goes
the money I invested.

212
00:11:13,930 --> 00:11:15,600
I got shit to pay for.

213
00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:17,640
Have to pick up
some extra shifts.

214
00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:19,040
That might not even be enough.

215
00:11:19,150 --> 00:11:20,260
I know, right?

216
00:11:20,460 --> 00:11:21,980
They payin' us Mexican
prices out here.

217
00:11:23,380 --> 00:11:24,740
Hey, my bad, Juan.

218
00:11:24,940 --> 00:11:26,390
I'm Venezuelan.

219
00:11:26,590 --> 00:11:28,210
Hey, nobody said
you wasn't, Juan.

220
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,266
Come on, let's knock
this house out.

221
00:11:31,290 --> 00:11:33,140
I ain't got all day.

222
00:11:33,340 --> 00:11:35,940
I gotta get home in time to read
to Destiny and drop the keys off.

223
00:11:35,990 --> 00:11:37,530
Armen must think
you a slave, huh?

224
00:11:37,730 --> 00:11:39,490
He know better
not to try that shit with me.

225
00:11:39,690 --> 00:11:40,800
I'll knock his ass out.

226
00:11:48,060 --> 00:11:51,330
Hey, V. It's crazy you called.
My mom's...

227
00:11:51,530 --> 00:11:52,980
What the hell
is wrong with you?

228
00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:54,420
Oh, nothin', I'm good.

229
00:11:54,620 --> 00:11:55,726
Corporate is in there
right now,

230
00:11:55,750 --> 00:11:57,640
watching a video
of you and Damon

231
00:11:57,840 --> 00:12:00,040
smoking at the house
on Baylor Street.

232
00:12:00,230 --> 00:12:01,990
That don't even sound like us.

233
00:12:02,190 --> 00:12:04,300
This is serious, Kevin.

234
00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:06,736
They are short on staff today, so, they're
gonna let you clean that last house,

235
00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:10,220
but you are getting terminated
officially, first thing Monday morning.

236
00:12:10,420 --> 00:12:12,960
Maybe we can talk to 'em and
change their mind, or somethin'.

237
00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:14,300
I need this job.

238
00:12:15,350 --> 00:12:17,230
These niggas fired.

239
00:12:17,430 --> 00:12:19,490
- No, y'all "fired" fired.
- Hey, Venus!

240
00:12:19,690 --> 00:12:21,180
I gotta go.

241
00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,230
Sorry. Sorry, Kev.

242
00:12:24,430 --> 00:12:26,310
Who was that?
Little girlfriend, Venus?

243
00:12:28,710 --> 00:12:30,710
Hey, bro, let's spark up.

244
00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:35,330
Why you standing there
like you shit yourself?

245
00:12:35,530 --> 00:12:37,020
- We fired.
- What?

246
00:12:41,370 --> 00:12:42,370
How?

247
00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:01,140
To be honest with you,
fuck this job.

248
00:13:01,340 --> 00:13:02,820
You're way too talented
for this, Kev.

249
00:13:02,910 --> 00:13:05,140
What you should do
is focus on them beats.

250
00:13:05,340 --> 00:13:08,270
The shit you sent me today,
now, that shit was hard.

251
00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:11,930
I ain't mean to mess up
your money, though, man.

252
00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:13,880
My bad, dawg.

253
00:13:15,970 --> 00:13:17,210
But you'll figure
this shit out.

254
00:13:17,890 --> 00:13:18,890
You always do.

255
00:13:20,890 --> 00:13:22,160
What if we threw a house party?

256
00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:25,820
Where? Auntie crib?

257
00:13:26,020 --> 00:13:29,470
I mean, that shit could work,
but... she got these low-ass ceilings,

258
00:13:29,670 --> 00:13:32,520
and she got this cat that be throwin'
up every time it smell weed, so...

259
00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:35,480
No, not like a regular house.

260
00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:39,920
People are tired of us throwin'
the same party. Every time.

261
00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:42,220
We need something... different.

262
00:13:43,560 --> 00:13:44,570
Something bigger.

263
00:13:47,390 --> 00:13:48,620
Something like this place.

264
00:13:48,820 --> 00:13:49,490
You trying to throw
a party here?

265
00:13:49,690 --> 00:13:50,840
Not here.

266
00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:53,670
- Armen would kill us, man.
- True.

267
00:13:53,870 --> 00:13:55,350
We could rent
something out like this.

268
00:13:55,390 --> 00:13:56,760
Rent? Oh, hell, no.

269
00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:58,850
That would be terrible
for our margins, dawg.

270
00:13:59,050 --> 00:14:02,420
Plus, my followers? Here? Shit.

271
00:14:02,620 --> 00:14:04,810
Niggas ain't got no respect
for a nice place like this.

272
00:14:07,410 --> 00:14:09,386
I don't know.
I gotta figure something out, though.

273
00:14:09,410 --> 00:14:11,340
I need ten G's by next week.

274
00:14:11,540 --> 00:14:13,040
My parents
about to sell the house.

275
00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:15,740
If I don't pay for my
daughter's fancy preschool,

276
00:14:15,940 --> 00:14:18,820
Char could make a case to get full
custody, and I ain't having that shit.

277
00:14:18,850 --> 00:14:19,890
Man, all right. All right.

278
00:14:20,070 --> 00:14:21,740
All right, man. Damn.

279
00:14:21,940 --> 00:14:25,830
You ain't gotta convince me.
I was in the moment you said...

280
00:14:26,030 --> 00:14:29,180
"Damon... please,
I need your help."

281
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:36,540
- I didn't even say that.
- Man!

282
00:14:36,740 --> 00:14:39,800
I could hit up my fan base, we could
make 10,000 off cover charges, easy.

283
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,630
All right. Enough
hypothesizing. I'll call around.

284
00:14:42,830 --> 00:14:43,850
Let's get to work.

285
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:46,540
Damn. This nigga love to work.

286
00:14:47,450 --> 00:14:48,680
Shit.

287
00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:51,680
Jab. Jab. Spin.

288
00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:56,730
Yeah, that ain't a travel.
That's good.

289
00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:58,520
Hey, Sabrina?

290
00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:00,880
Yeah, remember we threw
that Halloween party last year?

291
00:15:00,940 --> 00:15:05,120
Oh, look... I'm throwing another
party this weekend, and I need a venue.

292
00:15:11,130 --> 00:15:14,390
Damn. This dude
got his own museum.

293
00:15:27,190 --> 00:15:29,760
Damn. She thick.

294
00:15:33,190 --> 00:15:34,190
I would.

295
00:15:38,810 --> 00:15:42,390
Dude got Miami shit,
Cleveland shit, LA shit.

296
00:15:42,590 --> 00:15:45,300
It's like, damn,
pick a city, bro.

297
00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:48,170
Man, you could actually
fuck in here, bro. Yeah.

298
00:15:48,690 --> 00:15:50,400
Yeah!

299
00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:51,820
Conforming to body.

300
00:15:52,650 --> 00:15:53,780
Yeah, this is nice.

301
00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:56,870
Oh! Ewe. What the fuck?

302
00:16:09,410 --> 00:16:10,840
Is this motherfucker a giant?

303
00:16:16,060 --> 00:16:17,060
Damn.

304
00:16:17,230 --> 00:16:19,120
Two weeks meditation?

305
00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:20,460
This dude gotta be stressed.

306
00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:22,240
Who is this bro?

307
00:16:38,740 --> 00:16:40,610
Buddy is on LeBron's nuts.

308
00:17:04,590 --> 00:17:06,170
Oh, my God.

309
00:17:06,370 --> 00:17:08,490
I know it's last minute,
but you gotta have something.

310
00:17:08,590 --> 00:17:10,350
Yes, sir!

311
00:17:10,540 --> 00:17:11,640
Yeah, I understand.

312
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,610
These promoters talking
a lot of shit about us.

313
00:17:16,810 --> 00:17:19,400
- We're being blackballed.
- Well, fuck all that, bro.

314
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:21,010
Why is you still cleaning?

315
00:17:21,210 --> 00:17:22,530
Might as well get
this last check.

316
00:17:23,260 --> 00:17:24,620
Fuck that, Kev!

317
00:17:24,820 --> 00:17:26,236
What you doing, man?
They got cameras in here!

318
00:17:26,260 --> 00:17:28,010
Don't worry
about that shit, Kev.

319
00:17:28,210 --> 00:17:30,016
I found the camera room
and I turned all them shits off.

320
00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:31,660
You forgot I worked
at Geek Squad, huh?

321
00:17:32,530 --> 00:17:33,710
Whose jacket you got on?

322
00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:35,800
Check it out.

323
00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:38,840
It's LeBron's.

324
00:17:40,540 --> 00:17:41,540
LeBron who?

325
00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:45,250
James, nigga!

326
00:17:45,450 --> 00:17:46,900
There is only
one LeBron on earth!

327
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:49,080
Why you got on his clothes?

328
00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:52,390
'Cause this his house.

329
00:17:52,590 --> 00:17:55,430
Mmm. This him, Kev!
This him! This all him.

330
00:17:55,630 --> 00:17:58,650
This... Man, look, man!
This is his candle.

331
00:17:58,850 --> 00:18:00,490
Smell like game time
in this motherfucker.

332
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:03,920
Look, man, this is his...
This is his fridge, Kev! Look!

333
00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:05,120
This his juice.

334
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:10,930
This juice is LeBron
juice, bro!

335
00:18:11,130 --> 00:18:13,450
Get some of this greatness
in your life, goddammit.

336
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,280
You fucking
kidding me right now?

337
00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:21,450
Shut the fuck up.

338
00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:25,550
Yep. Told you.

339
00:18:25,750 --> 00:18:27,640
Hey, there.

340
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:30,950
You are one handsome,
philanthropic motherfucker.

341
00:18:31,150 --> 00:18:32,910
- Who, me?
- Your hairline is perfect.

342
00:18:33,110 --> 00:18:36,430
Anyone who says
otherwise is just jealous.

343
00:18:36,630 --> 00:18:40,870
Bro, he got a hologram of himself,
just to give him compliments?

344
00:18:41,070 --> 00:18:43,130
Yeah, that do make
sense, though.

345
00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:46,920
The only person that could convince
him he the greatest... is the greatest.

346
00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:49,360
You handled the decision
to go to Miami perfectly.

347
00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:50,750
Nah!

348
00:18:50,950 --> 00:18:53,700
That's cap. This guy.

349
00:18:56,620 --> 00:18:58,190
Damon. Stop touchin' shit, man.

350
00:18:58,390 --> 00:18:59,720
Man, what, man? Shut up, bro!

351
00:18:59,910 --> 00:19:00,980
Your scary ass, bro.

352
00:19:01,180 --> 00:19:02,750
Oh, Damn, I need a face ID.

353
00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:05,070
Shit.

354
00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:07,330
Hey,
talk, man.

355
00:19:07,530 --> 00:19:08,940
You were great in Train wreck.

356
00:19:09,140 --> 00:19:10,680
In fact, Ian Crouch
of the New Yorker

357
00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:13,340
said you were the funniest
person in the movie.

358
00:19:15,540 --> 00:19:18,260
Damn, we got all of LeBron's
contacts in here.

359
00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:20,000
Pretty much everybody
in the world.

360
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:21,610
Man, shut up, bro.

361
00:19:21,810 --> 00:19:23,870
Even got Carole Baskin
in here, bro.

362
00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:27,690
Should we invite her
to our party?

363
00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:33,580
Yo! Yo.

364
00:19:33,770 --> 00:19:36,230
Yo! Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo yo, Kev!

365
00:19:36,430 --> 00:19:37,140
Yo! Kev, yo!

366
00:19:37,340 --> 00:19:39,320
Yo, yo, yo. Yo! Yo!

367
00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:42,980
How about...
we throw the party... here?

368
00:19:43,180 --> 00:19:44,930
Bro, that
was a bad idea before.

369
00:19:45,130 --> 00:19:46,590
- It's a terrible idea now.
- What?

370
00:19:46,790 --> 00:19:49,940
Your NBA 2K rating
should be 100, not 97.

371
00:19:50,140 --> 00:19:51,460
Yeah.

372
00:19:51,660 --> 00:19:53,510
Come on, man.
It's the perfect idea, bro.

373
00:19:53,710 --> 00:19:55,550
Who wouldn't want to party
in the King's house?

374
00:19:55,620 --> 00:19:58,120
To become a champion,
you must think like a champion.

375
00:19:58,320 --> 00:19:59,990
Listen to LeBron, man!

376
00:20:00,190 --> 00:20:01,690
Look, it's perfect, dawg. Look.

377
00:20:01,890 --> 00:20:03,130
We just hit up
all his contacts.

378
00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:05,220
As LeBron's assistants.

379
00:20:05,410 --> 00:20:07,826
We say that LeBron throwing a
secret party on some low key shit.

380
00:20:07,850 --> 00:20:10,830
You want to trick famous people
into thinking LeBron throwing a party?

381
00:20:11,030 --> 00:20:12,030
In his own house?

382
00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:14,700
- Hell, yeah!
- Man.

383
00:20:14,900 --> 00:20:16,360
We can charge
way more at the door

384
00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:17,926
with these celebs
coming, all right?

385
00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:19,620
We can make
ten times the money, Kev.

386
00:20:19,820 --> 00:20:21,540
We can send
Destiny to preschool,

387
00:20:21,740 --> 00:20:24,450
high school,
college... Whatever.

388
00:20:24,650 --> 00:20:26,670
What about his family?
Somebody could show up.

389
00:20:26,870 --> 00:20:28,500
- We can go to jail.
- Your scary ass.

390
00:20:28,700 --> 00:20:30,410
You worried about
the wrong things, Kev.

391
00:20:30,610 --> 00:20:32,980
Look. Right here.
They on vacation.

392
00:20:33,180 --> 00:20:36,940
- He meditating for two weeks.
- Two weeks? Must be stressed.

393
00:20:37,140 --> 00:20:40,950
I would be, too if I was about
to hit my 30th season.

394
00:20:41,150 --> 00:20:43,600
Look, bro.
It's simple, all right?

395
00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:47,870
We could throw the party, have it
cleaned, without him even knowing.

396
00:20:48,070 --> 00:20:49,480
Man, I don't know.

397
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:51,350
Hey, hey, man. Hey, hey!

398
00:20:51,550 --> 00:20:52,740
This is not about us, Kev.

399
00:20:52,940 --> 00:20:55,610
It's not about you.
It's not about me.

400
00:20:55,810 --> 00:20:56,810
You know who it's about?

401
00:20:58,610 --> 00:21:01,530
Destiny. Lil' baby.

402
00:21:01,730 --> 00:21:04,010
She can't read.
She can't write.

403
00:21:04,210 --> 00:21:05,620
'Cause she can't go to school.

404
00:21:05,820 --> 00:21:08,230
- Why? Because you broke.
- Shut up.

405
00:21:08,430 --> 00:21:09,850
But you can change that, Kev.

406
00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:12,530
You could make it happen.
All right?

407
00:21:13,490 --> 00:21:15,420
Yeah, you see it.

408
00:21:15,620 --> 00:21:17,540
Now... are we doing this?

409
00:21:18,710 --> 00:21:19,860
Or are we doing this?

410
00:21:21,450 --> 00:21:24,160
Come on, now. Say yes.
Say yes, Kev.

411
00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:26,800
- This shit gotta be spotless.
- It's gonna be sparkling, bro.

412
00:21:32,470 --> 00:21:33,650
- Yeah...
- We doin' it.

413
00:21:33,850 --> 00:21:35,650
We doin' it. Yeah, my boy!

414
00:21:35,850 --> 00:21:37,700
You know what
that means, right?

415
00:21:37,900 --> 00:21:40,960
Looks like we about
to throw a house par...

416
00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:42,400
Excuse me.

417
00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:43,800
We're done in the living room.

418
00:21:43,950 --> 00:21:45,580
Oh. Okay, for sure.

419
00:21:45,780 --> 00:21:47,880
You can leave the cleaning
supplies by the door.

420
00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:49,580
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

421
00:21:49,780 --> 00:21:50,930
Dawg, you about to get...

422
00:21:51,130 --> 00:21:52,630
Which door? The one over here?

423
00:21:52,830 --> 00:21:54,150
Just the one over...

424
00:21:54,350 --> 00:21:55,710
Not that one,
the one right over...

425
00:21:55,740 --> 00:21:57,100
There's so many
doors in the house.

426
00:21:57,180 --> 00:21:58,810
Yo, Juan, get the fuck out
of here, bro!

427
00:21:59,010 --> 00:22:01,206
You ruining the special moment
between me and my man, bro.

428
00:22:01,230 --> 00:22:02,680
- Sorry.
- You and Gloria can leave.

429
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:04,110
We'll lock up. Thanks, man.

430
00:22:05,150 --> 00:22:07,550
Yeah, come on, bro.

431
00:22:07,750 --> 00:22:11,040
Man, this is what we do, man.
We throw parties, bro.

432
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:13,430
I'm gonna make some calls.
About to get it crackin'.

433
00:22:13,630 --> 00:22:14,780
Shit, I'mma call Diddy.

434
00:22:14,980 --> 00:22:17,730
Of course, Puffy,
Diddy, Sean, Mr. Love.

435
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:20,960
Yeah. Ciroc only.

436
00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:24,090
We put the DJ booth right here,
VIP area upstairs.

437
00:22:24,290 --> 00:22:26,180
We can get Sly and Reg
to do security.

438
00:22:26,380 --> 00:22:28,360
Hell, yeah.

439
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:30,316
We need somebody good to clean
this place so we don't get caught.

440
00:22:30,340 --> 00:22:32,610
- We can do it.
- Naw, someone good.

441
00:22:33,700 --> 00:22:35,410
You right. You right.

442
00:22:37,140 --> 00:22:38,156
All right, we're gonna
tell everybody no phones,

443
00:22:38,180 --> 00:22:39,750
no social media.

444
00:22:40,450 --> 00:22:43,196
The theme is for LeBron and all the guests
to play dumb if it's ever brought up again.

445
00:22:43,220 --> 00:22:46,380
We're gonna call it,
"Off the Grid Part Two."

446
00:22:46,580 --> 00:22:47,770
"Off the Grid Part Two"?

447
00:22:47,970 --> 00:22:50,340
So, people think
they missed the first one.

448
00:22:50,540 --> 00:22:52,980
People would love to have
Dr. Dre on the ones and twos.

449
00:22:54,770 --> 00:22:57,810
Oh! This is
Dr. Andre Liebowitz?

450
00:22:58,950 --> 00:23:00,030
Oh, my bad. My bad.

451
00:23:01,900 --> 00:23:03,390
No, I do not need
a hair transplant.

452
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:09,610
Oh, my God.

453
00:23:19,140 --> 00:23:21,760
Then we invite all the
celebrities and regular people too,

454
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:23,760
and charge them more.

455
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:27,590
Man, we about to be
the biggest promoters in town.

456
00:23:29,890 --> 00:23:30,890
Blanket.

457
00:23:45,170 --> 00:23:47,350
Popcorn.

458
00:23:47,550 --> 00:23:51,080
Bro. You really think LeBron's installing
popcorn in his goddamn cinema...

459
00:24:14,190 --> 00:24:16,160
- Hey, yo.
- Yeah?

460
00:24:16,360 --> 00:24:18,386
I think we'll be good if we
keep the party to the living room.

461
00:24:18,410 --> 00:24:20,080
Everything else is off limits.

462
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:21,860
Yeah, we can
just party-proof it

463
00:24:22,060 --> 00:24:24,176
like we did that Pajama Jam
we threw at my granny house.

464
00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:26,520
Exactly. Plus,
all the good stuff is packed

465
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:28,040
into the restricted areas,
anyway.

466
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:31,480
Word. Nigga, this shit
about to be crackin'.

467
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:33,830
I'm talking about legendary.

468
00:24:34,030 --> 00:24:35,650
I even booked us
some performers, too.

469
00:24:37,130 --> 00:24:38,750
- Who?
- Migos!

470
00:24:40,430 --> 00:24:41,710
How the hell you do that?

471
00:24:41,910 --> 00:24:43,186
Told Quavo he can play
LeBron one on one.

472
00:24:43,210 --> 00:24:45,150
- He believed it?
- Of course not.

473
00:24:45,350 --> 00:24:47,240
But he said he coming.

474
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:50,400
Shit, I was thinking he could
freestyle over one of your beats.

475
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:53,850
Nah, man,
I'm still uncomfortable

476
00:24:54,050 --> 00:24:55,550
playin' my shit
after what happened.

477
00:25:02,420 --> 00:25:03,770
This the one?

478
00:25:03,970 --> 00:25:05,990
Hey, nigga.
Turn this weak-ass shit off.

479
00:25:06,190 --> 00:25:07,250
I got a customer out here.

480
00:25:09,210 --> 00:25:11,260
Yo, this shit
really is trash, bro.

481
00:25:11,460 --> 00:25:12,870
Fuckin' weirdos.

482
00:25:13,070 --> 00:25:15,960
Can't low ride to this, nigga.
This ain't Dre.

483
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:17,700
You gotta get over that, bro.

484
00:25:17,900 --> 00:25:19,940
Dude was recording in the back
of a cell phone shop.

485
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:22,230
No, I still don't
want to do it, though.

486
00:25:22,430 --> 00:25:23,430
That shit fucked me up.

487
00:25:24,310 --> 00:25:26,280
All right, whatever, bro.

488
00:25:26,470 --> 00:25:29,320
Look... I'm gonna drop a fake
set of keys off to the office now.

489
00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:32,410
And I'm gonna give Venus
the real set, after the party.

490
00:25:32,610 --> 00:25:35,590
Man, we about to be kings
in the King's castle, dawg.

491
00:25:35,790 --> 00:25:36,790
Poof!

492
00:25:41,970 --> 00:25:43,210
We got a lot to do.

493
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:45,680
All right.
Focus on the important stuff.

494
00:25:47,710 --> 00:25:49,300
Yo! What the fuck?

495
00:25:49,500 --> 00:25:52,430
My fault, bro. Shit. Damn.

496
00:25:52,630 --> 00:25:54,130
Keep your feet off my damn car.

497
00:25:54,330 --> 00:25:55,830
Come on, Kev.
Let's get to work.

498
00:25:56,030 --> 00:25:57,440
Start with the back yard.

499
00:26:12,830 --> 00:26:14,630
Yup. It's that rapper weed.

500
00:26:16,660 --> 00:26:17,670
Baby lungs.

501
00:26:19,010 --> 00:26:21,680
Yo!

502
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:23,770
- What the fuck was that?
- Looked like a koala.

503
00:26:23,970 --> 00:26:25,330
- A what?
- Yeah, a koala.

504
00:26:25,530 --> 00:26:27,116
- You never seen a koala before?
- Hell no, man.

505
00:26:27,140 --> 00:26:28,540
That looked like
a fucked-up monkey.

506
00:26:29,490 --> 00:26:30,490
Yo, Kev. Let's go inside.

507
00:26:30,940 --> 00:26:32,516
Because if it come over,
I'mma kick the shit out of it.

508
00:26:32,540 --> 00:26:33,820
Come on, man. Get off me.

509
00:26:34,020 --> 00:26:35,220
You're scared of a teddy bear?

510
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:40,440
Yo, what the fuck is that?
You leave the gate open?

511
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:42,160
Nigga, I don't know,
it's not my house.

512
00:26:44,860 --> 00:26:46,220
- Kev, come here. Hey.
- Hello?

513
00:26:46,420 --> 00:26:47,750
Come here, Kev.

514
00:26:47,950 --> 00:26:49,620
- Hello?
- Wait.

515
00:26:49,820 --> 00:26:52,050
Hi! I see you there.
How are you?

516
00:26:53,270 --> 00:26:54,270
I already saw you.

517
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:56,160
- It's a white man.
- Oh, shit!

518
00:26:56,350 --> 00:26:57,840
Oh, shit!

519
00:26:58,040 --> 00:27:00,000
We going to jail, Kev.
Oh, shit. He's a detective.

520
00:27:00,130 --> 00:27:01,500
Fuck! Get the drugs out!

521
00:27:01,700 --> 00:27:03,850
I can see you through
the tempered glass.

522
00:27:06,450 --> 00:27:07,900
Kev, no. Kev!

523
00:27:08,100 --> 00:27:09,100
Kev!

524
00:27:11,020 --> 00:27:12,900
Hi, I'm Peter.
I'm the neighbor.

525
00:27:13,100 --> 00:27:14,860
- How are you?
- How you doin?

526
00:27:15,060 --> 00:27:17,476
Nice to meet you. Sorry, my pet
koala wandered over here again.

527
00:27:17,500 --> 00:27:18,690
Ugh! This keeps happening.

528
00:27:18,890 --> 00:27:20,046
I just want to grab
the little guy.

529
00:27:20,070 --> 00:27:21,170
My bad. Hi.

530
00:27:21,370 --> 00:27:23,130
So... you just...
You just got a pet koala?

531
00:27:23,330 --> 00:27:24,740
Yeah, pet koala, yeah.

532
00:27:24,940 --> 00:27:26,746
It started off as a prank
from my brother-in-law.

533
00:27:26,770 --> 00:27:28,350
But eight years
and one divorce later,

534
00:27:28,550 --> 00:27:30,880
it's the only thing I love,
so... joke's on him.

535
00:27:36,140 --> 00:27:37,420
- Is LeBron here?
- Get this guy.

536
00:27:38,350 --> 00:27:39,410
Is LeBron home?

537
00:27:39,610 --> 00:27:40,970
No?

538
00:27:43,050 --> 00:27:44,760
I just wanted to talk
to the big guy.

539
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:47,550
Still haven't met him and I
was hoping to chat him up a bit

540
00:27:47,750 --> 00:27:49,280
and maybe show him something.

541
00:27:50,150 --> 00:27:51,550
Yo, man. Whoa!

542
00:27:51,750 --> 00:27:53,596
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't do that anymore.

543
00:27:53,620 --> 00:27:55,030
Look at this.

544
00:27:55,230 --> 00:27:56,330
Sign my jers.

545
00:27:58,070 --> 00:27:59,650
Lake show. Big fan.

546
00:27:59,850 --> 00:28:01,870
He's actually away on Vaca...

547
00:28:02,060 --> 00:28:03,780
- He not here. Yeah.
- Business.

548
00:28:03,980 --> 00:28:06,390
- Miami, Cleveland. Whole bunch of stuff.
- Wife, kids...

549
00:28:06,590 --> 00:28:08,300
- Oh, he's gone.
- Yeah.

550
00:28:09,170 --> 00:28:10,530
Who are you guys?

551
00:28:10,730 --> 00:28:12,480
- We're his lawyers.
- We're his cousins.

552
00:28:14,610 --> 00:28:16,970
I'm his cousin, Kenton.
This is his court lawyer.

553
00:28:17,170 --> 00:28:19,090
- Nice to meet you. What's your name?
- I'm Deez.

554
00:28:19,260 --> 00:28:20,360
Deez. Deez what?

555
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:21,670
- Deez...
- Hey, uh...

556
00:28:21,870 --> 00:28:23,840
You said
you're the... neighbor.

557
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:26,370
Yeah, I live just over those
bushes, right down the hill.

558
00:28:26,570 --> 00:28:28,370
- That's where I am.
- Got it.

559
00:28:28,570 --> 00:28:30,680
- All right, I'm gonna skedaddle.
- Ske-what?

560
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:32,460
By the way...

561
00:28:32,660 --> 00:28:33,660
Black lives matter.

562
00:28:35,190 --> 00:28:36,940
- They do.
- Yes, they do.

563
00:28:37,140 --> 00:28:40,510
I posted two squares
on my Instagram. Respect.

564
00:28:40,710 --> 00:28:42,680
- Hell, yeah.
- All right, guys. Toodles.

565
00:28:43,550 --> 00:28:44,690
Toodle-what?

566
00:28:44,890 --> 00:28:46,610
Marley!
Come here, girl!

567
00:28:46,810 --> 00:28:47,910
Marley!

568
00:28:48,110 --> 00:28:49,480
Marley!

569
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:50,690
Fuck, that was weird.

570
00:28:53,550 --> 00:28:55,610
But we still need to buy
some liquor and stuff.

571
00:28:55,810 --> 00:28:57,960
- You got some bread?
- Hell, yeah.

572
00:29:04,090 --> 00:29:05,490
My whole life's savings.

573
00:29:06,230 --> 00:29:07,930
All 347 dollars.

574
00:29:08,130 --> 00:29:11,070
All right, with my money,
we should be good.

575
00:29:11,260 --> 00:29:13,940
I still need to let Venus know
the whole plan, though.

576
00:29:14,140 --> 00:29:15,896
She on the way
with her cousin Mika right now.

577
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:18,680
Mika? Fine Mika?

578
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:21,900
Good. Get a head start
on the competition.

579
00:29:22,100 --> 00:29:25,120
There's about to be a gang
of NBA niggas up in here.

580
00:29:28,510 --> 00:29:29,510
Vic.

581
00:29:32,770 --> 00:29:33,770
What's up, homie?

582
00:29:34,690 --> 00:29:35,870
Hold this.

583
00:29:36,070 --> 00:29:37,570
Damn.

584
00:29:37,770 --> 00:29:40,010
It's like the Kardashians
up in this motherfucker, man.

585
00:29:40,210 --> 00:29:41,570
You bring speakers, right?

586
00:29:41,770 --> 00:29:43,416
- Yeah. They out there on the truck.
- All right.

587
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:45,316
I almost got robbed by a gang
of crackheads on the way over.

588
00:29:45,340 --> 00:29:46,930
We're gonna put
the DJ booth over here.

589
00:29:47,130 --> 00:29:48,450
Yeah, yeah, surely.

590
00:29:55,570 --> 00:29:56,570
Surely.

591
00:29:58,280 --> 00:29:59,720
Gimme that shit.

592
00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:01,030
Nigga, is this vodka?

593
00:30:01,230 --> 00:30:03,600
Hell, no. Never vodka.

594
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:04,990
Never vodka.

595
00:30:05,190 --> 00:30:06,560
- That's rum.
- Watch out, bro.

596
00:30:06,750 --> 00:30:08,630
- What, so you gonna drink on the job?
- Pshh...

597
00:30:08,670 --> 00:30:10,600
Yes. It's my DJ jet fuel.

598
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:13,000
When I need to turn this
party up, I'mma hit the bottle.

599
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:14,610
No, ain't no drinking tonight.

600
00:30:14,810 --> 00:30:16,606
Yeah, Nigga, we not payin'
if you drinkin', bro.

601
00:30:16,630 --> 00:30:17,960
I thought only while
I was DJ-ing.

602
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:20,000
We can't take no chance.

603
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:22,760
You wanna talk about that time
you was DJ-ing at that frat party?

604
00:30:35,700 --> 00:30:37,896
- See, that wasn't...
- Or that baby shower over in Crenshaw.

605
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:39,540
- Look what...?
- Look at this punk...

606
00:30:39,740 --> 00:30:41,460
What is going on right now?

607
00:30:41,660 --> 00:30:44,590
- I'm gonna beat...
- No, no, we're not fighting him on this.

608
00:30:44,790 --> 00:30:47,200
We're fighting right now
because, you pay for this?

609
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:48,990
He's ruinin' my...

610
00:30:49,190 --> 00:30:51,170
No, Auntie, stop!

611
00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:53,980
- That wasn't even his baby. You seen that girl.
- Yeah.

612
00:30:56,070 --> 00:30:58,250
Do your thing. Sober.

613
00:30:59,730 --> 00:31:01,700
All right.
Come on, guys, focus.

614
00:31:01,900 --> 00:31:04,270
By this time tomorrow night,
we'll be counting stacks.

615
00:31:04,460 --> 00:31:06,480
I'll buy a big-ass bottle
of Hennessy myself.

616
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:08,560
Hennessy Privilege?

617
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,620
I mean, you never know.

618
00:31:11,820 --> 00:31:13,970
Can't you at least make it
Hennessy Black, please?

619
00:31:14,170 --> 00:31:15,540
Don't trip, man.

620
00:31:15,740 --> 00:31:17,540
You can smoke all the weed
you want to, homie.

621
00:31:18,650 --> 00:31:19,890
You know that shit ain't funny.

622
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,110
You already know
how I get, all right?

623
00:31:22,310 --> 00:31:23,680
This is beaut if...

624
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:25,500
Wait a minute.

625
00:31:25,700 --> 00:31:27,450
Is this a picture
of Chris Bosh's kids?

626
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:31,120
We'll explain later.

627
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,640
How do you even know what
Chris Bosh's kids look like, bro?

628
00:31:36,930 --> 00:31:37,930
Ladies, ladies, ladies.

629
00:31:38,110 --> 00:31:39,170
Welcome.

630
00:31:39,370 --> 00:31:40,910
- Hey, Damon.
- What's up wid it.

631
00:31:41,110 --> 00:31:43,740
- This is my cousin, Mika.
- I know.

632
00:31:43,940 --> 00:31:46,310
The most beautiful angel on IG.

633
00:31:46,510 --> 00:31:47,920
I think we follow each other.

634
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:51,830
Yeah. DamonThaDon.

635
00:31:52,030 --> 00:31:53,750
- I don't follow your broke ass.
- Oh.

636
00:31:53,950 --> 00:31:54,950
For sure.

637
00:31:56,220 --> 00:31:57,540
Is Kevin... Kevin's in there?

638
00:31:57,740 --> 00:31:58,880
- Yeah.
- Okay.

639
00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:00,930
You crazy. You crazy.

640
00:32:01,130 --> 00:32:02,310
We can fix all that, though.

641
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:06,940
Boy, if you don't
get the hell away from me...

642
00:32:07,140 --> 00:32:09,370
Venus in the house,
shut your mouth.

643
00:32:11,180 --> 00:32:13,070
- What up, Johnny, Jr.?
- What...?

644
00:32:13,270 --> 00:32:14,730
Oh, my God,

645
00:32:14,930 --> 00:32:16,290
only you and my dad
call me that.

646
00:32:16,490 --> 00:32:18,640
- You know that, right?
- I know. Good to see you.

647
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:21,560
- Good to see you, too. You look good.
- I'm all right.

648
00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:23,690
Nice. Colors of the rainbow.
I see you.

649
00:32:23,890 --> 00:32:25,480
Thank you for bringing
your cousin, too.

650
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:27,570
Damon was being
thirsty as hell.

651
00:32:27,770 --> 00:32:30,790
Yeah, she just flew in from
Houston to promote that Tummy Tea.

652
00:32:30,990 --> 00:32:32,310
Wish me luck.

653
00:32:32,510 --> 00:32:33,750
Got one shorty in the back.

654
00:32:33,950 --> 00:32:35,620
You know
what I'm sayin'...

655
00:32:35,820 --> 00:32:36,940
What the fuck are you doing?

656
00:32:38,820 --> 00:32:41,580
- I was on the...
- Yeah, they perfect for each other.

657
00:32:41,780 --> 00:32:44,630
Yo. This place is gorgeous.

658
00:32:44,830 --> 00:32:46,240
What is this, an Airbnb?

659
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:47,440
This is nice.

660
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:48,850
- Yeah...
- Rich.

661
00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:50,980
About that.

662
00:32:51,180 --> 00:32:53,290
- What? What's wrong?
- Everything's fine.

663
00:32:55,140 --> 00:32:57,150
- I do need your help with something.
- What?

664
00:32:59,020 --> 00:33:00,420
Are you stupid?

665
00:33:00,620 --> 00:33:01,980
I just need you
to return the keys.

666
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:04,690
All right. Yeah, there you go.

667
00:33:04,890 --> 00:33:06,780
- Mika. Come on, let's go.
- Wait, wait. Wait...

668
00:33:06,980 --> 00:33:09,690
Kevin... Mika, come on.
Let's... Get off of me!

669
00:33:09,890 --> 00:33:11,870
Why y'all leaving, man?

670
00:33:12,070 --> 00:33:15,480
Y'all idiots are trying to throw a
party in LeBron's house, that's why!

671
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:16,960
- This is LeBron's house?
- Wait.

672
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:18,660
Yeah, it's regular.

673
00:33:18,860 --> 00:33:20,750
Wait, Venus. Don't
leave! Don't... Don't leave!

674
00:33:20,950 --> 00:33:22,840
V, I know this is crazy.

675
00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:24,840
But you know me.

676
00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:27,280
I wouldn't do something like
this unless I was desperate.

677
00:33:28,100 --> 00:33:30,280
I gotta pay for my
daughter's school.

678
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:34,150
I lost this job, the money
I invested for the party.

679
00:33:34,350 --> 00:33:35,980
I start my new job in,
like, a month.

680
00:33:36,180 --> 00:33:39,110
Look, I'm telling you,
I have a plan.

681
00:33:41,460 --> 00:33:42,740
But we can't do
this without you.

682
00:33:43,940 --> 00:33:45,220
Yeah, he can't do
this without...

683
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:46,470
- Shut up.
- All right.

684
00:33:48,190 --> 00:33:49,866
I'm not wasting my years
in college for this shit.

685
00:33:49,890 --> 00:33:51,390
And I'm about
to get a promotion.

686
00:33:51,590 --> 00:33:52,690
Mmm. No.

687
00:33:52,890 --> 00:33:54,390
Y'all can ruin y'all's lives.

688
00:33:54,590 --> 00:33:57,050
- I'm not. I'm out.
- Wait, Venus...

689
00:33:57,250 --> 00:33:59,220
Damn, we just got here.

690
00:33:59,420 --> 00:34:03,440
I just want to take a couple cute
pics and then we can go. Please?

691
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:04,830
At least check out the pool.

692
00:34:08,780 --> 00:34:11,580
Ooh. Slim waist, fat ass.

693
00:34:11,780 --> 00:34:12,920
Y'all wanna get this tea.

694
00:34:14,050 --> 00:34:16,400
Okay, I see you, sis.

695
00:34:19,570 --> 00:34:24,020
Kevin, this is a really,
really bad idea.

696
00:34:26,020 --> 00:34:27,850
It's kinda dope, though, right?

697
00:34:29,330 --> 00:34:31,910
- I mean, we in LeBron's house.
- Yeah.

698
00:34:32,110 --> 00:34:36,430
He probably sat right here and
contemplated on killing J.R. Smith.

699
00:34:36,630 --> 00:34:38,740
I'm contemplating
killing you right now.

700
00:34:38,940 --> 00:34:40,740
Come on, V. Relax.

701
00:34:40,940 --> 00:34:42,870
Why does everyone
keep telling me to relax?

702
00:34:43,070 --> 00:34:45,110
I mean, you probably should
just relax a little bit.

703
00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:46,450
I mean, you be a little tense.

704
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,710
Look, but I'm serious.

705
00:34:50,910 --> 00:34:52,580
I know this is crazy,

706
00:34:52,780 --> 00:34:54,106
but a night like this don't
come around more than once.

707
00:34:54,130 --> 00:34:55,410
Yeah, whatever.

708
00:34:55,610 --> 00:34:57,490
As soon as she's
over this shit, we leaving.

709
00:35:01,060 --> 00:35:02,420
You impressed yet?

710
00:35:02,620 --> 00:35:04,030
I'm getting there.

711
00:35:04,230 --> 00:35:06,330
My hosting shit really
starting to take off, too.

712
00:35:06,530 --> 00:35:08,900
I got all my famous friends
pullin' up tonight.

713
00:35:09,100 --> 00:35:10,470
- Famous friends?
- Yeah.

714
00:35:10,670 --> 00:35:11,990
And who are you?

715
00:35:12,190 --> 00:35:13,690
Their normal friend?

716
00:35:13,890 --> 00:35:15,860
Man, whatever, I'm popular.

717
00:35:16,770 --> 00:35:18,080
Hey, yo, Kev!

718
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:20,130
Let me borrow your car keys.

719
00:35:20,330 --> 00:35:21,480
Gonna go get some supplies.

720
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:24,530
You don't have a car?

721
00:35:24,720 --> 00:35:25,790
They on the counter.

722
00:35:25,990 --> 00:35:27,090
Should I roll with you?

723
00:35:27,290 --> 00:35:28,690
No, man, one of us
should stay here.

724
00:35:31,830 --> 00:35:33,400
I can see you.

725
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:35,710
I can see you.

726
00:35:35,910 --> 00:35:37,230
My fault.

727
00:35:37,430 --> 00:35:39,500
- Just don't fuck up my car.
- Yeah, all right.

728
00:35:39,700 --> 00:35:41,060
Look at his little-bitty booty.

729
00:35:41,260 --> 00:35:43,330
Watch out. That's why
your followers is fake.

730
00:35:43,530 --> 00:35:45,850
Yeah, whatever,
and you one of 'em.

731
00:35:46,050 --> 00:35:47,710
I'mma stunt all over
this bitch tonight.

732
00:35:55,420 --> 00:35:56,420
Motherfucker.

733
00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:58,300
talkin' about me?

734
00:35:58,500 --> 00:35:59,860
I ain't no one?

735
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:15,840
Sweet chunky Black Baby Jesus.

736
00:36:25,100 --> 00:36:26,330
Yeah.

737
00:36:26,530 --> 00:36:27,530
Come on, now.

738
00:36:28,100 --> 00:36:29,100
Say what?

739
00:36:29,270 --> 00:36:31,230
What I do for a living?

740
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:33,590
I make money, bitch!

741
00:36:36,240 --> 00:36:38,340
- 'Sup, man.
- 'Sup, my man?

742
00:36:38,540 --> 00:36:40,860
Yeah. Got this party tonight.
Make sure y'all pull up.

743
00:36:41,060 --> 00:36:43,870
Follow me on the 'gram, though.
@DamonThaDon81.

744
00:36:44,060 --> 00:36:45,560
Hey, bro bro,
you pulling up tonight?

745
00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:48,390
- You already know that.
- I'm gonna see you then.

746
00:36:48,590 --> 00:36:51,740
I can smell the deposit slip
on you, Big Time.

747
00:36:51,940 --> 00:36:54,660
Whoo! That ride is clean!

748
00:36:54,860 --> 00:36:56,570
All you need now
is one of these

749
00:36:56,770 --> 00:36:58,580
exclusive Louis Vuitton
t-shirts.

750
00:36:58,780 --> 00:37:00,580
Man, Virgil ain't make
that shit.

751
00:37:00,780 --> 00:37:03,100
See, that's what make
it exclusive.

752
00:37:03,300 --> 00:37:05,320
I ain't got it.
I'm broke, baby.

753
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:07,060
Don't look broke to me.

754
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:12,460
- You're welcome.
- You lucky I'm parched.

755
00:37:12,660 --> 00:37:13,710
Cheap motherfucker.

756
00:37:15,060 --> 00:37:16,900
Donation, donation!

757
00:37:17,100 --> 00:37:18,510
How you put on the fuckin' AC?

758
00:37:18,710 --> 00:37:19,850
I like your car.

759
00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:22,770
Oh, yeah. You know.

760
00:37:22,970 --> 00:37:25,430
Just taking it out for a drive.

761
00:37:25,630 --> 00:37:28,040
I've never seen one of these
in real life. Is it fast?

762
00:37:28,240 --> 00:37:29,880
I can show you better
than I can tell you.

763
00:37:30,940 --> 00:37:31,990
Yeah.

764
00:37:33,380 --> 00:37:35,180
- Right?
- Yup. Yeah.

765
00:37:38,030 --> 00:37:39,350
Yeah.
I'm doing it, right?

766
00:37:40,350 --> 00:37:42,530
Stop it! Don't lie to me.

767
00:37:42,730 --> 00:37:44,750
I swear.

768
00:37:44,950 --> 00:37:47,310
Music has always
been your calling.

769
00:37:48,660 --> 00:37:50,630
You still making beats?

770
00:37:50,830 --> 00:37:53,940
From time to time,
fucking around with Damon.

771
00:37:54,130 --> 00:37:57,100
To be real, making beats is a
waste of time if I ain't making bread.

772
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:01,600
I should focus
on something real.

773
00:38:01,790 --> 00:38:04,730
One of my uncles in New
Orleans actually does music.

774
00:38:04,930 --> 00:38:10,080
And no matter what life
threw at him, he never gave up.

775
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:14,210
I'm sure if he can make his dreams
come true... you definitely can.

776
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:18,960
What about you?

777
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:22,440
I remember my mom made me go to those little
ballet recitals you did for Christmas.

778
00:38:23,820 --> 00:38:25,660
You didn't give up
on your dream, did you?

779
00:38:25,860 --> 00:38:28,580
There's this modern
dance studio in Culver City

780
00:38:28,780 --> 00:38:30,580
I've been going to
for a few months.

781
00:38:30,780 --> 00:38:31,780
Nothing major.

782
00:38:31,870 --> 00:38:35,140
But... it's a start.

783
00:38:36,100 --> 00:38:37,630
That's what's up.

784
00:38:37,830 --> 00:38:38,830
Thank you.

785
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:55,730
T... E... R.

786
00:38:58,340 --> 00:38:59,830
"Do not enter."

787
00:39:03,290 --> 00:39:04,570
All right.
Wait, wait, wait.

788
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:08,220
- Oh, shit. Man.
- All right. Hey, come on.

789
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:12,230
Girl, you can't wear that.

790
00:39:12,430 --> 00:39:13,620
You wearin' my clothes.

791
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:34,420
Damn. That shit look dangerous.

792
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:39,820
Yeah. Yeah, we good.

793
00:39:40,020 --> 00:39:41,210
Where are you wearing this?

794
00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:44,440
Okay, toot it and boot it.

795
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:45,720
That what you want from me?

796
00:39:47,170 --> 00:39:49,170
No. No.

797
00:39:50,430 --> 00:39:52,710
Hey, y'all. What's up!

798
00:40:00,870 --> 00:40:03,850
All right. That's pretty
much the layout.

799
00:40:04,050 --> 00:40:05,980
All we need is 500 people
to make our money.

800
00:40:06,180 --> 00:40:07,200
Sly, you can keep count?

801
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:08,720
Shit, back when
I was locked up,

802
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:10,900
keeping count
was my favorite pastime.

803
00:40:11,100 --> 00:40:13,780
Most important thing, we need to
guard the trophy room at all times.

804
00:40:15,070 --> 00:40:16,160
Any other questions?

805
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:18,640
Don't trip. We got your back.

806
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:19,840
I talked to them.

807
00:40:20,020 --> 00:40:21,260
We ain't takin'
no shit tonight.

808
00:40:21,330 --> 00:40:22,420
All right.

809
00:40:23,250 --> 00:40:24,350
Y'all heard the man.

810
00:40:24,550 --> 00:40:26,350
Shit gotta run smooth tonight.

811
00:40:26,550 --> 00:40:29,700
So, niggas better be locked and
loaded, ready to hold shit down.

812
00:40:35,770 --> 00:40:38,710
I didn't hear that. Fuck, man.

813
00:40:38,910 --> 00:40:41,970
Anything else? Bathroom...

814
00:40:42,170 --> 00:40:44,190
Damon is in the house.

815
00:40:44,390 --> 00:40:45,840
Damon is in the house.

816
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:48,540
Damon is in the house.

817
00:40:50,570 --> 00:40:53,460
LA's number one
party host has arrived.

818
00:40:55,140 --> 00:40:56,940
Was that LeBron's suit
from yesterday?

819
00:40:57,140 --> 00:40:58,730
How the fuck is this your size?

820
00:40:58,930 --> 00:41:01,510
Man, bro, chill, I got a
tailor for the party, man.

821
00:41:01,710 --> 00:41:02,820
Are you serious?

822
00:41:03,020 --> 00:41:04,460
Man, he ain't gonna
notice this shit.

823
00:41:04,500 --> 00:41:05,640
He got a grip of these.

824
00:41:06,420 --> 00:41:07,600
Hold that thought.

825
00:41:13,910 --> 00:41:15,140
What's that?

826
00:41:15,340 --> 00:41:16,880
Man, there was so much
extra suit...

827
00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:18,840
I had him make you one, too.

828
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:20,840
Gotta look the part, superstar.

829
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:23,360
I had him use the inside
padding for yours.

830
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:26,880
Yin and yang.

831
00:41:27,790 --> 00:41:29,540
Yin and yang.

832
00:41:29,740 --> 00:41:31,150
Go ahead,
put that shit on, dawg.

833
00:41:31,350 --> 00:41:33,196
- Yeah, this shit actually clean, though.
- Mm-hmm.

834
00:41:33,220 --> 00:41:34,420
How you know my size?

835
00:41:34,620 --> 00:41:36,190
I measured you one time
when you asleep.

836
00:41:37,630 --> 00:41:39,600
Tonight gonna be crazy.

837
00:41:39,790 --> 00:41:40,900
Gonna make some money.

838
00:41:41,100 --> 00:41:42,820
Send my goddaughter to school.

839
00:41:43,020 --> 00:41:44,900
Stay out of trouble. Feel me?

840
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:47,460
Might even fall in love.

841
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:50,600
Shit.

842
00:41:52,110 --> 00:41:53,650
Man, let me fix
my chains real quick.

843
00:41:53,850 --> 00:41:55,440
Know what I'm saying?

844
00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:58,700
I know you're all thinking
they're VVs, but they're not.

845
00:41:58,900 --> 00:42:00,270
I got this shit
from the Slauson.

846
00:42:01,900 --> 00:42:03,230
- Busted!
- Shut up.

847
00:42:03,430 --> 00:42:04,430
How this look?

848
00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:06,270
Damn, that boy clean, man!

849
00:42:06,470 --> 00:42:08,540
Yes, sir! Talk to 'em, Kev!

850
00:42:08,740 --> 00:42:10,626
- All right, look, seriously, though...
- Mm-hmm.

851
00:42:10,650 --> 00:42:12,110
Keep your eyes
on the prize tonight.

852
00:42:12,310 --> 00:42:13,760
Let everybody else
have a fun time.

853
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:15,280
Tonight is about making money.

854
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:16,760
That's it.

855
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:19,460
Yeah. That, and throwin'
a dope enough party

856
00:42:19,660 --> 00:42:22,330
to set us up to be the biggest
promoters in the city.

857
00:42:22,530 --> 00:42:25,120
In the city... Man!

858
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:27,380
Are you ready
to make history, homie?

859
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:30,330
- Hell, yeah.
- Gimme some.

860
00:42:35,690 --> 00:42:37,000
This is crazy.

861
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:38,436
LeBron is the size
of two normal humans.

862
00:42:38,460 --> 00:42:40,080
Bro. Three.

863
00:42:45,780 --> 00:42:47,970
There was still
some extra suit.

864
00:42:48,170 --> 00:42:50,140
Had to make one
for my goddaughter Destiny.

865
00:42:50,870 --> 00:42:51,960
Here you go.

866
00:42:54,010 --> 00:42:56,150
Keep that shit
in the family, dawg.

867
00:42:56,350 --> 00:42:57,660
I'mma go check on this party.

868
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:06,120
This nigga different.

869
00:43:11,500 --> 00:43:13,170
Baby.

870
00:43:13,370 --> 00:43:16,780
What took you
so long? Been waiting.

871
00:43:16,980 --> 00:43:18,650
- Yeah, y'all good.
- No, they good. Yeah.

872
00:43:18,850 --> 00:43:21,920
Stop. Turn around.
Empty your pockets, lil' homie.

873
00:43:22,110 --> 00:43:23,630
- Want me to take your picture?
- Yeah.

874
00:43:25,340 --> 00:43:27,220
Welcome, everybody.

875
00:43:27,420 --> 00:43:29,446
Glad to have y'all. Make sure
you have a good time, all right?

876
00:43:29,470 --> 00:43:32,230
I see you, Black man.
Yes, sir. Do your thing, king.

877
00:43:33,820 --> 00:43:35,800
Damon! Oh, my God.

878
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:37,150
What's up, Shawna?

879
00:43:37,350 --> 00:43:39,930
Yo! You really
doin' your shit, man.

880
00:43:40,130 --> 00:43:41,890
Look at you. This is so nice!

881
00:43:42,090 --> 00:43:43,370
I am so proud of you.

882
00:43:43,570 --> 00:43:45,500
I appreciate you, Shawna.
For real, for real.

883
00:43:45,700 --> 00:43:47,980
Go get yourself a drink
and turn up, all right?

884
00:43:48,180 --> 00:43:49,810
- Say less!
- You looking good too, girl.

885
00:43:50,010 --> 00:43:52,640
Come on, y'all.
Stop all that hood rat shit.

886
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:54,860
Hey, Daryl, you made it
out of the office!

887
00:43:55,060 --> 00:43:56,060
How you doin' boy?

888
00:43:56,240 --> 00:43:57,690
Man, this is big time.

889
00:43:57,890 --> 00:43:59,390
Where did you find this?

890
00:43:59,590 --> 00:44:01,566
Man, this probably the nicest
house I've ever seen.

891
00:44:01,590 --> 00:44:03,030
I know, right?
But I see you, player.

892
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:04,480
I'm just trying to be like you.

893
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:06,480
No way, man, I need
to keep up with you now.

894
00:44:09,340 --> 00:44:12,010
Welcome to
Off the Grid Part 2, people.

895
00:44:12,210 --> 00:44:15,450
The party that never happened
this time or the last.

896
00:44:15,650 --> 00:44:16,650
What's up, yo?

897
00:44:16,730 --> 00:44:18,450
Thank you all for coming.

898
00:44:18,650 --> 00:44:20,400
I'll send that beat pack
in the morning.

899
00:44:22,100 --> 00:44:23,500
All right, Sly, you good?

900
00:44:23,700 --> 00:44:26,110
Shit, yeah. Copacetic.

901
00:44:26,310 --> 00:44:28,460
Like 200 people
came through so far.

902
00:44:28,660 --> 00:44:30,030
Already made a grip.

903
00:44:30,230 --> 00:44:31,810
Cool. So,
how's the line moving?

904
00:44:32,010 --> 00:44:33,810
Line's still thick
like an IG chick.

905
00:44:34,010 --> 00:44:35,030
Keepin' it pushing.

906
00:44:35,230 --> 00:44:36,380
That's bullshit!

907
00:44:36,580 --> 00:44:37,776
He been holding
the line all night.

908
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:38,950
I been here two hours.

909
00:44:39,150 --> 00:44:40,300
I told you.

910
00:44:40,500 --> 00:44:41,866
If you don't like it,
you can leave.

911
00:44:41,890 --> 00:44:44,390
Hey, fuck you, doorman!

912
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:52,830
Sly, what the fuck, bro?

913
00:44:53,030 --> 00:44:55,100
You can't do that.
He gonna call the cops.

914
00:44:55,290 --> 00:44:56,570
It's cool.

915
00:44:56,770 --> 00:44:58,660
I'm not calling the cops.

916
00:44:58,860 --> 00:45:00,400
I'm going home to get my gun.

917
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:02,970
I'm gonna come back,
and shoot everybody!

918
00:45:04,610 --> 00:45:06,320
Sly?

919
00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:08,280
I heard him say
he live in the IE.

920
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:11,150
No way he getting there
and back in time to kill nobody.

921
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:16,800
Next.

922
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:30,430
Yo, man. Cudi, bro.

923
00:45:30,630 --> 00:45:32,050
Hey, man. Thank you, bro.

924
00:45:32,240 --> 00:45:33,610
Thank you, man. For real, bro.

925
00:45:33,810 --> 00:45:35,570
I'm like a big fan, bro.

926
00:45:35,770 --> 00:45:38,010
I've been fuckin' with your
music since Man on the Moon.

927
00:45:38,210 --> 00:45:39,620
Appreciate it.

928
00:45:39,820 --> 00:45:41,836
Yeah, but I'm not talkin'
about "Day 'n' Nite" shit,

929
00:45:41,860 --> 00:45:44,140
I'm talkin' about,
like the whole album, bro.

930
00:45:44,340 --> 00:45:45,880
My shit, what's my shit?

931
00:45:47,050 --> 00:45:48,890
I mean, you know the shit.

932
00:45:49,090 --> 00:45:50,250
Man, you sang that shit, man.

933
00:45:50,310 --> 00:45:51,670
Pursuit... Pursuit...

934
00:45:51,870 --> 00:45:54,980
"Pursuit of Happiness," bro.
That's my shit.

935
00:45:55,180 --> 00:45:56,770
- You go crazy, man.
- That's your shit?

936
00:45:56,960 --> 00:46:00,110
That shit get me in my
feelings every time, bro.

937
00:46:01,240 --> 00:46:02,900
Hey, by the way. I'm Damon.

938
00:46:03,100 --> 00:46:04,580
I'm the nigga
running this whole shit.

939
00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:06,820
This is me.
I did this. For LeBron.

940
00:46:07,020 --> 00:46:09,510
- Word. That's what's up.
- Mmm-hmm.

941
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:12,300
- Where he at?
- Huh?

942
00:46:12,500 --> 00:46:14,960
I had a special poem
I needed to share with him.

943
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:17,000
Oh, shit.

944
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:19,530
Like some exclusive
new verse type shit?

945
00:46:19,730 --> 00:46:21,360
No, nigga.

946
00:46:21,550 --> 00:46:24,100
A poem. For him only.

947
00:46:24,300 --> 00:46:26,320
That's... Okay. Right.

948
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:27,520
It's cool, man.

949
00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:29,060
- Shit's on fire.
- Yeah.

950
00:46:29,260 --> 00:46:31,100
Uh. Well,
he'll be around later.

951
00:46:31,300 --> 00:46:35,930
So, you can just enjoy yourself,
man, enjoy the party, bro. Yeah.

952
00:46:37,190 --> 00:46:38,810
I don't know.

953
00:46:39,010 --> 00:46:40,450
I never really go to parties.

954
00:46:42,110 --> 00:46:43,190
Too much laughing.

955
00:46:47,290 --> 00:46:48,640
Yeah, bro. I'mma go...

956
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:50,430
I'mma go check on everybody.

957
00:46:50,630 --> 00:46:51,690
I'm gonna go... Yeah.

958
00:46:51,890 --> 00:46:53,420
So... yeah. You can just...

959
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,750
Hey, Cudi, man, you can just
stay right there, bro.

960
00:47:06,950 --> 00:47:09,230
Yeah. There's a lot
of laughing out there.

961
00:47:09,430 --> 00:47:10,620
A lot going on, man.

962
00:47:10,820 --> 00:47:12,100
So, just, yeah.

963
00:47:12,300 --> 00:47:13,580
You good, man.

964
00:47:14,910 --> 00:47:15,970
That's my shit, man!

965
00:47:19,450 --> 00:47:20,460
Okay, girl. Okay, girl.

966
00:47:20,660 --> 00:47:22,590
Okay, girl. Oh... Listen...

967
00:47:22,790 --> 00:47:27,380
Oh, my goodness, you are the
first real Black superhero, man!

968
00:47:27,580 --> 00:47:29,120
You are the Black Power Ranger!

969
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:30,600
Thank you, I appreciate that.

970
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:33,510
- Here we go.
- Come on. It's Morphin' time!

971
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:37,740
Don't hurt nobody
doin' all that karate shit.

972
00:47:37,940 --> 00:47:39,220
- Go on, now!
- We'll see.

973
00:47:40,500 --> 00:47:42,260
- Can we get one?
- Naw, bro.

974
00:47:42,460 --> 00:47:44,120
tryin' to get these bitches.

975
00:47:46,810 --> 00:47:48,400
- Guess who I just saw?
- Mya?

976
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:52,010
No. Nick Cannon
coming out of the bathroom.

977
00:47:52,210 --> 00:47:53,390
How many people did you call?

978
00:47:55,830 --> 00:47:57,320
Damn, you invited Quan?

979
00:47:57,520 --> 00:48:00,280
Yeah. You gotta watch his ass.

980
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:02,760
Man, you worried
about the wrong things, Kev.

981
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:03,960
It's a party.

982
00:48:04,140 --> 00:48:06,200
Shit crackin', bro.

983
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:08,160
Look, we did this, all right?

984
00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:10,250
- Man, so just relax.
- Have a good... - DJ!

985
00:48:10,450 --> 00:48:12,250
Hey, man, hold that thought.

986
00:48:12,450 --> 00:48:14,020
Why you ain't got
nothing to drink?

987
00:48:15,630 --> 00:48:17,720
Nope. Gotta keep him fresh.

988
00:48:32,350 --> 00:48:33,790
Hey!

989
00:48:33,990 --> 00:48:35,310
- Hey.
- Hey.

990
00:48:36,700 --> 00:48:38,880
Damn. My... I'm sorry.

991
00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:42,280
I mean, you look amazing.

992
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:44,800
- Thank you. Not too much?
- No... You look different.

993
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:46,890
- Like, good different.
- Oh, good.

994
00:48:49,180 --> 00:48:50,940
Oh. This your shit!

995
00:48:51,140 --> 00:48:52,140
It's my shit, too.

996
00:48:52,230 --> 00:48:53,430
I need to loosen up and dance.

997
00:48:53,580 --> 00:48:55,206
- Come on, dance with me.
- Yeah. Go ahead.

998
00:48:55,230 --> 00:48:57,390
- Come on, dance with me.
- No. I'm not ready to dance.

999
00:48:57,580 --> 00:48:59,120
No, they dancin',
right in here.

1000
00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:00,820
I just got down here,
Kevin, please.

1001
00:49:01,020 --> 00:49:02,170
Oh, come on.

1002
00:49:02,370 --> 00:49:04,000
You gotta dance, girl.

1003
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:05,440
Yeah, everybody dance.
Let's go.

1004
00:49:05,500 --> 00:49:06,870
Put 'em up!

1005
00:49:07,070 --> 00:49:08,740
- Okay, come on.
- This is embarrassing.

1006
00:49:08,940 --> 00:49:11,960
It's all right. Just like them
ballet recitals, you remember?

1007
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:13,160
You remember that?

1008
00:49:13,290 --> 00:49:14,790
We're gonna twirl like this.

1009
00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:20,800
- Okay, that's enough.
- Wait.

1010
00:49:20,990 --> 00:49:22,670
Kevin!

1011
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:32,070
Whatever.

1012
00:49:34,270 --> 00:49:36,380
- Okay.
- What's going on over here?

1013
00:49:36,580 --> 00:49:37,810
Tina she?

1014
00:49:38,010 --> 00:49:38,770
Hey.

1015
00:49:38,970 --> 00:49:40,250
Yeah. Let's fuck it up.

1016
00:49:40,450 --> 00:49:42,990
Just follow my lead.
We got this.

1017
00:49:43,190 --> 00:49:45,120
Oh, shit!

1018
00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:47,036
Damon Tha Don and Kevin
goin' crazy on the dance floor.

1019
00:49:47,060 --> 00:49:48,390
G5, Kev. Let's go.

1020
00:49:48,590 --> 00:49:49,950
All right, you ready?

1021
00:49:50,150 --> 00:49:51,430
Do what I do.

1022
00:49:51,630 --> 00:49:52,630
Let's go!

1023
00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:01,010
- Let's do what we do. Yup.
- All right.

1024
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:06,230
Whatever! Whatever!

1025
00:50:17,490 --> 00:50:19,330
Old school.

1026
00:50:39,300 --> 00:50:41,740
Hey, Venus, I... Okay.

1027
00:50:42,780 --> 00:50:44,090
Oh, my goodness.

1028
00:50:47,690 --> 00:50:49,410
You're coming with me.

1029
00:50:49,610 --> 00:50:52,670
Wait, wait! Venus, wait!

1030
00:50:52,870 --> 00:50:54,980
Hey, you live, boy.
You living right now.

1031
00:50:55,180 --> 00:50:56,540
I don't know. Wait.

1032
00:50:56,740 --> 00:50:58,240
All right, we gotta
stay focused.

1033
00:50:58,440 --> 00:51:00,200
No, man. Fuck that,
it's a party. Turn up.

1034
00:51:01,660 --> 00:51:03,720
This is crazy!

1035
00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:05,290
Hey...

1036
00:51:05,490 --> 00:51:07,450
- We definitely won that.
- Oh, absolutely ate it.

1037
00:51:07,620 --> 00:51:09,220
You're amazing.
You're an amazing dancer.

1038
00:51:09,410 --> 00:51:10,560
Thank you.

1039
00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:12,036
I'm looking for some
backup dancers.

1040
00:51:12,060 --> 00:51:13,520
Maybe you want to audition?

1041
00:51:13,720 --> 00:51:14,870
For the road?

1042
00:51:15,070 --> 00:51:16,910
- Yes. Yes!
- You'd be great.

1043
00:51:17,110 --> 00:51:19,350
- Yeah. Oh, my God.
- Hit me up. DM me.

1044
00:51:19,550 --> 00:51:20,920
- I will! Bye, girl!
- Bye!

1045
00:51:21,110 --> 00:51:22,660
Thank you!

1046
00:51:32,260 --> 00:51:33,320
Come on, man.

1047
00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:35,500
Damn, they know me
up in here.

1048
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:42,200
Man, what the fuck?

1049
00:51:44,230 --> 00:51:45,590
What the fuck?

1050
00:51:59,890 --> 00:52:02,130
Get the fuck outta here.

1051
00:52:02,330 --> 00:52:04,650
- This shit is weak.
- Man.

1052
00:52:04,850 --> 00:52:06,130
Mansion party's still going on.

1053
00:52:06,330 --> 00:52:07,400
Mansion party?

1054
00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:09,270
Yeah, this dude from Instagram.

1055
00:52:09,470 --> 00:52:11,230
That @DamonThaDon81?

1056
00:52:11,430 --> 00:52:13,530
I just got the addy.

1057
00:52:13,730 --> 00:52:14,880
Oh, let's go! That's...

1058
00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:16,880
Hey, hey. Send me that addy.

1059
00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:18,560
I'm supposed to meet
my homeboy there.

1060
00:52:18,740 --> 00:52:20,840
What, I look like sending
you an address to a...

1061
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:22,800
How 'bout you
send him the address,

1062
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:25,020
or I shave your eyebrows
with a lawn mower.

1063
00:52:25,220 --> 00:52:26,590
He... he got the address.

1064
00:52:26,790 --> 00:52:28,330
Let me see that.
Shut the fuck up.

1065
00:52:28,530 --> 00:52:29,930
Hate light-skinned niggas.

1066
00:52:31,060 --> 00:52:32,150
Thank you.

1067
00:52:33,630 --> 00:52:35,470
- Hey, wait...
- You just got bullied, bro.

1068
00:52:35,670 --> 00:52:37,510
I ain't tryin' to die, bro.

1069
00:52:37,710 --> 00:52:40,260
God damn.

1070
00:52:40,450 --> 00:52:43,120
How hard it is to find some
rum 'round this motherfucker?

1071
00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:45,080
What the fuck?

1072
00:52:46,300 --> 00:52:48,050
What is that?

1073
00:52:48,250 --> 00:52:50,520
This nigga got a house
behind the house.

1074
00:52:53,870 --> 00:52:55,580
Gotta be a drink
in here somewhere.

1075
00:52:58,040 --> 00:52:59,970
Excuse me. Am I missing
something, brother?

1076
00:53:00,170 --> 00:53:01,930
What the hell goin' on in here?

1077
00:53:02,130 --> 00:53:03,710
You missin' out on
this high-octane.

1078
00:53:03,910 --> 00:53:04,910
We getting zooted.

1079
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:06,460
This shit'll change your life.

1080
00:53:06,660 --> 00:53:08,850
Man, you need
to hit this shit, okay?

1081
00:53:09,050 --> 00:53:11,160
I just came up with this
fire-ass movie idea.

1082
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:13,240
It's Roots, backwards.

1083
00:53:14,450 --> 00:53:16,810
- Stoor?
- We go to Europe,

1084
00:53:17,010 --> 00:53:20,770
capture these motherfuckers, we plant
a bunch of shit, they have to pick it.

1085
00:53:20,970 --> 00:53:22,730
And it's just,
like... It's all flipped.

1086
00:53:22,930 --> 00:53:24,690
I get Bobby Brown
to do the whole soundtrack.

1087
00:53:25,730 --> 00:53:27,030
All right? Stay tuned.

1088
00:53:28,820 --> 00:53:30,440
You might want
to hit that, though.

1089
00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:46,920
You good?

1090
00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:53,190
Shit, we done
fucked up the koala.

1091
00:54:00,710 --> 00:54:06,730
Damn! Look at all these...
people! Damn!

1092
00:54:06,930 --> 00:54:09,340
Can't believe we spent
$300 to get in here.

1093
00:54:09,540 --> 00:54:10,950
Man, fuck this shit.

1094
00:54:11,900 --> 00:54:14,820
Damn. This is nice.

1095
00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:19,650
But this is ugly.

1096
00:54:20,780 --> 00:54:21,790
Psst!

1097
00:54:21,990 --> 00:54:22,990
Vic.

1098
00:54:24,700 --> 00:54:25,700
Vic.

1099
00:54:26,660 --> 00:54:27,750
Victor!

1100
00:54:27,950 --> 00:54:29,020
Yes, Jesus?

1101
00:54:29,220 --> 00:54:30,840
Psst! Come here, man.

1102
00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:32,790
The hell wrong with you, man?

1103
00:54:34,710 --> 00:54:35,500
Yo, I gotta piss.

1104
00:54:35,700 --> 00:54:36,710
Watch my post.

1105
00:54:40,500 --> 00:54:42,110
Nigga, why are you so high?

1106
00:54:43,240 --> 00:54:45,020
Why you look like G.I. Joe?

1107
00:54:47,900 --> 00:54:49,510
Didn't give me
no gun or nothing.

1108
00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:54,130
Hey, my man.
You gotta sit down.

1109
00:54:54,330 --> 00:54:55,960
That's for sitting,
not dancing.

1110
00:54:56,160 --> 00:54:58,180
That's not a cup, bro!

1111
00:54:58,380 --> 00:54:59,380
My bad.

1112
00:55:01,300 --> 00:55:04,620
- Bro. Come on, now.
- No, no. Stop. Get off me.

1113
00:55:04,820 --> 00:55:06,040
We having fun, man. Come on.

1114
00:55:07,090 --> 00:55:08,450
This shit getting out of hand.

1115
00:55:08,650 --> 00:55:09,960
Where the fuck is Damon?

1116
00:55:14,270 --> 00:55:15,440
Damon?

1117
00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:23,850
Damn.

1118
00:55:24,050 --> 00:55:25,050
What the fuck, D?

1119
00:55:27,060 --> 00:55:29,256
Yo, you cock-blockin' like
a motherfucker right now, dawg.

1120
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:30,510
Cock-blockin'?

1121
00:55:30,710 --> 00:55:32,390
Nigga, you got these hos
in here, stealing.

1122
00:55:32,540 --> 00:55:34,380
Have you seen how
out-of-control this party is?

1123
00:55:34,540 --> 00:55:36,260
What, like in
a "go viral" type way?

1124
00:55:36,460 --> 00:55:38,780
Man, look at all this money
we done made, bro.

1125
00:55:38,980 --> 00:55:40,260
Destiny is good.

1126
00:55:40,460 --> 00:55:42,570
The last thing
we want to do is go viral.

1127
00:55:42,770 --> 00:55:44,830
Remember, we gotta pay
to clean all this shit up.

1128
00:55:45,030 --> 00:55:47,570
- The house is fucked up!
- Hey, man. Bro, chill.

1129
00:55:47,770 --> 00:55:49,440
Nigga, it's a party, bro.

1130
00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:50,640
Shit is lit.

1131
00:55:51,960 --> 00:55:54,230
We been going crazy on IG, too.

1132
00:55:54,430 --> 00:55:55,430
Check the feeds.

1133
00:55:56,050 --> 00:55:57,500
What is you doing?

1134
00:55:57,700 --> 00:55:59,720
We're about to get shut
the fuck down.

1135
00:55:59,920 --> 00:56:01,500
We gotta pay for shit.

1136
00:56:01,700 --> 00:56:03,300
We ain't even made
the money we need yet!

1137
00:56:04,790 --> 00:56:06,370
Bro, I'm deleting
all this shit.

1138
00:56:06,570 --> 00:56:09,510
- It's way too much.
- Chill. All right? Relax.

1139
00:56:09,710 --> 00:56:11,330
They're gonna trace
the party back to us.

1140
00:56:12,240 --> 00:56:13,420
I'm done after this.

1141
00:56:13,620 --> 00:56:15,250
All right, look, man.
We just...

1142
00:56:15,450 --> 00:56:18,210
When summer come around,
we just go hard on the promotion,

1143
00:56:18,410 --> 00:56:19,740
switch up the strategy...

1144
00:56:19,940 --> 00:56:22,130
I don't think you heard me,
I'm done, bro.

1145
00:56:22,330 --> 00:56:24,220
I'm making the money
I need and I'm out.

1146
00:56:24,420 --> 00:56:25,960
Damn, man. Bro.

1147
00:56:26,160 --> 00:56:27,790
What the fuck, man? Wait, bro.

1148
00:56:27,990 --> 00:56:31,310
Why is everything always
about you, bro, huh?

1149
00:56:31,510 --> 00:56:32,870
You ever thought
about what I'll do

1150
00:56:32,950 --> 00:56:34,920
after you dip on me
to take that IT job?

1151
00:56:35,120 --> 00:56:36,490
You're selfish as fuck, bro.

1152
00:56:36,690 --> 00:56:38,280
- I'm selfish?
- Hell, yeah.

1153
00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:40,630
Everything you do is fucked up.

1154
00:56:40,830 --> 00:56:42,150
Everything has been your fault.

1155
00:56:42,350 --> 00:56:44,110
Yeah, this bangin'-ass
party I threw

1156
00:56:44,310 --> 00:56:46,150
to get you money
for your daughter is my fault?

1157
00:56:46,270 --> 00:56:48,760
Yes! We wouldn't even
be in this position

1158
00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:50,760
if you hadn't got us
kicked off the other one.

1159
00:56:51,110 --> 00:56:52,990
I got a life, bro.

1160
00:56:53,190 --> 00:56:54,420
I got real responsibilities.

1161
00:56:54,620 --> 00:56:56,340
I have a daughter.
You wouldn't understand.

1162
00:56:56,540 --> 00:56:58,780
You acting like I ain't had
your back since day one, bro.

1163
00:56:58,930 --> 00:57:02,170
Destiny is my goddaughter,
and I take that shit very serious.

1164
00:57:02,370 --> 00:57:04,870
I keep putting you
in a position to win, nigga!

1165
00:57:05,070 --> 00:57:08,130
And all that shit you done
blame me for, bro...

1166
00:57:08,330 --> 00:57:10,390
I ain't force you to do
none of that.

1167
00:57:10,590 --> 00:57:12,480
You gotta take
responsibility for that.

1168
00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:14,080
And Destiny is not
your goddaughter.

1169
00:57:14,250 --> 00:57:15,490
So, stop sayin' that.

1170
00:57:15,690 --> 00:57:17,056
You think if something
happened to me

1171
00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:19,190
I'd put my child's life
in your hands?

1172
00:57:19,390 --> 00:57:21,140
I mean, you're irresponsible
as fuck.

1173
00:57:23,490 --> 00:57:25,320
Umm.

1174
00:57:25,520 --> 00:57:26,530
Can I have my shirt?

1175
00:57:35,190 --> 00:57:36,190
Rude.

1176
00:57:39,330 --> 00:57:42,460
Yeah. I know you see
that big ol' booty.

1177
00:57:43,460 --> 00:57:44,590
That's because of me, nigga.

1178
00:57:47,340 --> 00:57:48,770
Ain't no pleasing you, man.

1179
00:57:51,730 --> 00:57:53,120
I stay lookin' out for you.

1180
00:57:54,300 --> 00:57:55,500
But who lookin' out for Damon?

1181
00:57:55,550 --> 00:57:57,920
Damon is lookin' out for Damon.

1182
00:57:58,120 --> 00:58:00,520
Why else would you be up here
while this party goin' to shit?

1183
00:58:01,570 --> 00:58:02,840
It's like you get me
out of shit

1184
00:58:03,040 --> 00:58:04,480
just to get me
into even bigger shit.

1185
00:58:08,140 --> 00:58:09,310
Is that Daisy's chain?

1186
00:58:12,050 --> 00:58:13,320
So, you did take that shit?

1187
00:58:16,890 --> 00:58:18,410
I gotta go clean up your mess.

1188
00:58:25,770 --> 00:58:26,890
You could tell he was broke?

1189
00:58:26,980 --> 00:58:27,780
I could tell.

1190
00:58:27,980 --> 00:58:28,980
It was the corduroy?

1191
00:58:29,060 --> 00:58:31,350
I see something.

1192
00:58:31,540 --> 00:58:32,560
You see what?

1193
00:58:34,500 --> 00:58:36,950
Kamika! Girl...

1194
00:58:38,820 --> 00:58:39,870
He look broke, too.

1195
00:58:51,310 --> 00:58:52,890
Oh, Kevin, Kevin!

1196
00:58:53,090 --> 00:58:54,320
You know what's crazy?

1197
00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:55,940
Excuse me.

1198
00:58:56,130 --> 00:58:57,680
I'm actually
having a good time.

1199
00:58:57,880 --> 00:58:58,940
I'm a little tipsy.

1200
00:58:59,140 --> 00:59:00,980
But I'm having a good time.

1201
00:59:01,180 --> 00:59:02,420
Are you all right? What's good?

1202
00:59:02,490 --> 00:59:03,800
No, this party's going to shit.

1203
00:59:04,460 --> 00:59:05,460
Are you serious?

1204
00:59:05,620 --> 00:59:07,020
Everything's fine, Kevin.

1205
00:59:08,030 --> 00:59:09,030
Look at it. People are...

1206
00:59:09,100 --> 00:59:11,080
White girl on a table.

1207
00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:13,340
Damon has fucked up
everything, as usual.

1208
00:59:13,540 --> 00:59:15,460
I know the neighbors
done called the cops by now.

1209
00:59:15,500 --> 00:59:16,526
I need to go outside
and check it.

1210
00:59:16,550 --> 00:59:18,130
No, don't... Look.

1211
00:59:18,330 --> 00:59:21,130
Is Damon an idiot? Sure.

1212
00:59:21,330 --> 00:59:22,530
Hell, yes, actually.

1213
00:59:22,730 --> 00:59:24,570
But you knew that.

1214
00:59:24,770 --> 00:59:27,310
So, some of this
is on you, right?

1215
00:59:29,050 --> 00:59:32,800
But it's okay, because...
because you got this, okay?

1216
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:34,360
We got this, okay?

1217
00:59:34,560 --> 00:59:35,680
We're gonna figure this out.

1218
00:59:37,050 --> 00:59:40,020
Relax. Remember?

1219
00:59:43,760 --> 00:59:46,420
Oh, Vic, you all right?

1220
00:59:46,620 --> 00:59:50,690
See, it's five minutes ago, and I
was in a room with a koala and shit.

1221
00:59:50,880 --> 00:59:54,650
And now it's 45 minutes in the
future, and now I'm eating waffles.

1222
00:59:54,850 --> 00:59:56,600
- What?
- He hit the blunt.

1223
00:59:56,800 --> 00:59:58,480
He thinks he's time traveling.

1224
00:59:58,680 --> 01:00:03,090
DJ, you need to get your ass
back in that booth, man.

1225
01:00:03,290 --> 01:00:05,000
That booth is a prison.

1226
01:00:05,200 --> 01:00:08,260
And I will not be jailed
in your timeline, okay?

1227
01:00:09,090 --> 01:00:10,260
1976...

1228
01:00:11,910 --> 01:00:12,910
Weirdo.

1229
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:15,350
Where Damon at, man?

1230
01:00:21,450 --> 01:00:23,330
Weak-ass art.

1231
01:00:23,530 --> 01:00:25,500
Oh, she got some titties.

1232
01:00:28,190 --> 01:00:29,190
Yo, Damon!

1233
01:00:29,360 --> 01:00:30,810
Damon!

1234
01:00:31,010 --> 01:00:32,860
Where you at, you little bitch?

1235
01:00:50,870 --> 01:00:52,970
This crazy.

1236
01:00:55,480 --> 01:00:57,050
What the fuck is this?

1237
01:00:58,140 --> 01:00:59,180
Cocaina.

1238
01:01:07,270 --> 01:01:08,270
Fine with me.

1239
01:01:12,930 --> 01:01:14,800
They throwing a party
at LeBron James's house?

1240
01:01:19,030 --> 01:01:20,340
- Do you see this?
- I see that.

1241
01:01:20,540 --> 01:01:21,860
That's Cleveland right there.

1242
01:01:22,060 --> 01:01:23,950
- Open this up. Open this up.
- I get that side.

1243
01:01:24,150 --> 01:01:25,350
Do the math.
You get that side.

1244
01:01:25,460 --> 01:01:26,910
There's gotta
be a lock.

1245
01:01:27,110 --> 01:01:28,550
No, no. It's on the
top. The angle...

1246
01:01:30,810 --> 01:01:31,950
Works every time.

1247
01:01:39,180 --> 01:01:40,930
What y'all think this worth?

1248
01:01:41,130 --> 01:01:44,450
Well, shit, way more
than what we got right now.

1249
01:01:44,650 --> 01:01:46,800
Come on, y'all, we can't
steal from the GOAT, James.

1250
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:48,540
You know what I'm saying?
That's crazy.

1251
01:01:48,740 --> 01:01:50,330
What, you a Laker fan?

1252
01:01:50,530 --> 01:01:52,490
Hell no, nigga,
I'm a gymnastics fan.

1253
01:01:53,540 --> 01:01:54,850
Well, we in business, then.

1254
01:01:55,050 --> 01:01:56,050
Let's go.

1255
01:02:00,370 --> 01:02:01,380
You can do this.

1256
01:02:01,580 --> 01:02:02,580
You can do this.

1257
01:02:07,280 --> 01:02:08,390
Man, what the fuck?

1258
01:02:08,590 --> 01:02:10,480
Man, put on some
Migos or something.

1259
01:02:10,680 --> 01:02:12,310
It's 1998, bro.

1260
01:02:12,500 --> 01:02:14,520
The Migos don't exist yet.

1261
01:02:16,770 --> 01:02:18,220
Hey. Come on, now. Wait up.

1262
01:02:18,420 --> 01:02:19,880
I was just... Come on, we can...

1263
01:02:20,080 --> 01:02:21,520
We can go back. Hey. Hey.

1264
01:02:27,530 --> 01:02:29,630
What's up now, fuck boy?

1265
01:02:29,830 --> 01:02:32,460
We gonna beat your fucking ass!

1266
01:02:34,570 --> 01:02:36,630
Open the door!
Hey, open the door.

1267
01:02:36,830 --> 01:02:38,550
No. You got too much
drama for us.

1268
01:02:38,750 --> 01:02:41,070
Open the door!
Open the fuckin... No!

1269
01:02:42,190 --> 01:02:43,470
Oh, no!

1270
01:02:43,670 --> 01:02:45,380
- What's up, yo? Yeah, come on.
- Get up!

1271
01:02:48,680 --> 01:02:49,860
Go, go.

1272
01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:52,200
Hold him up.

1273
01:02:56,250 --> 01:02:58,180
I been waiting all day
for this shit, nigga.

1274
01:02:58,380 --> 01:02:59,480
You know what I'mma do?

1275
01:02:59,680 --> 01:03:01,220
I'm gonna tie you
to a table, right?

1276
01:03:01,420 --> 01:03:03,750
I'm gonna cut a whole bunch
of holes in you.

1277
01:03:03,950 --> 01:03:06,750
And then very slowly,
and carefully,

1278
01:03:06,950 --> 01:03:10,150
I'm gonna pull your organs out
with tweezers, nigga.

1279
01:03:10,350 --> 01:03:13,020
- Like Operation?
- Exactly like Operation.

1280
01:03:13,220 --> 01:03:14,710
It's my favorite game,
you know why?

1281
01:03:15,620 --> 01:03:17,150
Requires concentration.

1282
01:03:17,350 --> 01:03:19,070
First you go steal
Daisy's chain.

1283
01:03:19,270 --> 01:03:20,590
And then you gonna
steal my crowd?

1284
01:03:20,750 --> 01:03:22,770
First of all, it was my crowd.

1285
01:03:22,970 --> 01:03:24,460
All right?

1286
01:03:24,660 --> 01:03:26,296
Y'all niggas shouldn't
even kicked us off the party.

1287
01:03:26,320 --> 01:03:29,690
Now we kicking your ass
outside your party.

1288
01:03:29,890 --> 01:03:32,070
Hold up. Hold up. Hold up.
What... what is this?

1289
01:03:35,110 --> 01:03:37,230
- Hey, bro. I'm sorry, all right? All...
- Go to work.

1290
01:03:45,160 --> 01:03:46,396
- You all right?
- Are you okay?

1291
01:03:46,420 --> 01:03:47,700
- Wait!
- The fuck is that?

1292
01:03:47,900 --> 01:03:49,050
What was that?

1293
01:03:50,520 --> 01:03:51,930
Whoa! Oh, hell no!

1294
01:03:52,130 --> 01:03:53,280
Who got the keys?

1295
01:03:53,480 --> 01:03:54,480
Chupacabra!

1296
01:03:54,520 --> 01:03:55,580
Y'all hurry up!

1297
01:04:01,360 --> 01:04:03,240
Damn.

1298
01:04:03,440 --> 01:04:06,460
I'm sorry I called you
a fucked-up monkey before.

1299
01:04:06,660 --> 01:04:08,770
- You really saved me...
- Get off!

1300
01:04:08,970 --> 01:04:10,860
Somebody help! She's
fucking trying to kill me!

1301
01:04:13,850 --> 01:04:15,250
Here, koala, koala.

1302
01:04:16,940 --> 01:04:18,340
Come here. Come here, girl.

1303
01:04:21,470 --> 01:04:23,910
Hi, buddy.

1304
01:04:24,110 --> 01:04:25,780
Aren't you so cute!

1305
01:04:27,610 --> 01:04:28,610
Let you go.

1306
01:04:34,390 --> 01:04:35,440
Are you okay?

1307
01:04:39,620 --> 01:04:41,190
Yeah...

1308
01:04:41,390 --> 01:04:42,850
Yeah, I'm good. Yeah.

1309
01:04:43,050 --> 01:04:44,590
Damon, right?

1310
01:04:44,790 --> 01:04:47,970
It's Damon, like the French...
the French way?

1311
01:04:49,240 --> 01:04:50,850
Well, I'm Mya.

1312
01:04:52,280 --> 01:04:53,760
Yeah, I know who you are.

1313
01:04:54,810 --> 01:04:55,950
But how do you know my name?

1314
01:04:56,150 --> 01:04:57,250
Oh, your e-mail.

1315
01:04:57,450 --> 01:04:59,200
You said you'd be
wearing a flower.

1316
01:05:02,070 --> 01:05:03,390
So, you got my letter, huh?

1317
01:05:03,590 --> 01:05:04,610
Yeah, uh...

1318
01:05:06,330 --> 01:05:09,790
Your letter was just
so touching and poetic...

1319
01:05:09,990 --> 01:05:11,470
I had to meet
the person who wrote it.

1320
01:05:13,690 --> 01:05:14,790
What's wrong with you, bro?

1321
01:05:14,990 --> 01:05:16,310
You had one job.
Play the music.

1322
01:05:19,530 --> 01:05:21,880
To create
a quantum computer...

1323
01:05:23,490 --> 01:05:26,190
- Vic!
- Quantum computer...

1324
01:05:26,390 --> 01:05:27,940
Man, this shit
getting fucked up.

1325
01:05:28,130 --> 01:05:30,370
- Vic, turn the music back on.
- Quantum computer...

1326
01:05:30,570 --> 01:05:32,850
- Music is bad, man.
- Quantum com...

1327
01:05:33,050 --> 01:05:36,600
Music is just waves...
that are fuckin' our ears.

1328
01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:37,950
We ain't made our money yet.

1329
01:05:38,140 --> 01:05:39,206
We gotta keep the party going.

1330
01:05:39,230 --> 01:05:40,680
Plug it back up. Come on.

1331
01:05:43,900 --> 01:05:45,346
- Vic, what's...
- 'Scuse me, brother.

1332
01:05:45,370 --> 01:05:47,030
- What's wrong with you?
- Back up.

1333
01:05:48,290 --> 01:05:50,470
Vic. Vic! Vic!

1334
01:05:56,640 --> 01:05:59,050
Just... Sorry about that, folks.

1335
01:05:59,250 --> 01:06:01,750
We'll be up and running
in a second.

1336
01:06:01,950 --> 01:06:04,490
2 Chainz! We got 2 Chainz
in this motherfucker!

1337
01:06:04,690 --> 01:06:05,970
Yo, my nigga, yeah!

1338
01:06:06,170 --> 01:06:08,580
Come up here
and perform a couple songs.

1339
01:06:08,780 --> 01:06:11,270
Nigga, I am not 2 Chainz.

1340
01:06:12,100 --> 01:06:13,550
Shit weak, bro.

1341
01:06:13,750 --> 01:06:16,330
Man, fuck this ol' bullshit
weak-ass party.

1342
01:06:16,530 --> 01:06:17,810
Know what I'm saying?

1343
01:06:18,010 --> 01:06:19,426
I hit him with a karate chop
on his neck.

1344
01:06:19,450 --> 01:06:20,986
I was, like, pow,
you know what I'm saying?

1345
01:06:21,010 --> 01:06:23,340
Oh, my God, Damon,
you are so crazy.

1346
01:06:23,540 --> 01:06:25,850
Well, you know I done
forgot my pills, so, you know.

1347
01:06:26,900 --> 01:06:27,900
Off the hook.

1348
01:06:33,690 --> 01:06:35,210
Sounds pretty bad in there.

1349
01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:38,350
You want to get out of here?

1350
01:06:38,550 --> 01:06:40,660
We could grab
a drink some place.

1351
01:06:40,860 --> 01:06:42,180
Everybody just calm down.

1352
01:06:42,380 --> 01:06:43,920
We gonna figure this out.

1353
01:06:44,120 --> 01:06:45,710
Come on, man.
Don't break stuff.

1354
01:06:45,910 --> 01:06:46,910
Shit.

1355
01:06:50,570 --> 01:06:52,540
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry,
but that's my friend.

1356
01:06:52,740 --> 01:06:54,980
He dyin' in there.

1357
01:06:55,180 --> 01:06:57,110
You know, I just
can't leave him like that.

1358
01:07:01,760 --> 01:07:02,980
You look great, by the way.

1359
01:07:05,850 --> 01:07:08,160
What the fuck, DJ?
This ain't juice.

1360
01:07:10,460 --> 01:07:12,690
All right, everybody,
calm down, calm down.

1361
01:07:12,890 --> 01:07:13,890
All right?

1362
01:07:17,690 --> 01:07:19,920
- Damon, what you doing?
- Turn me up.

1363
01:07:23,690 --> 01:07:26,400
For real, man. Check my
boy, Kev, on the beat one time.

1364
01:07:26,600 --> 01:07:29,230
His shit goin' crazy.
All right?

1365
01:07:29,430 --> 01:07:31,150
Why is this bro playing
beats at a party?

1366
01:07:31,340 --> 01:07:33,020
Seriously, thank y'all
for coming out.

1367
01:07:33,220 --> 01:07:35,450
- Appreciate y'all so much.
- I actually fuck with it.

1368
01:07:35,650 --> 01:07:37,190
So, I got some news
about the Migos.

1369
01:07:38,930 --> 01:07:41,320
Yeah... them niggas not coming.

1370
01:07:42,410 --> 01:07:43,810
But, fuck all that. All right?

1371
01:07:44,010 --> 01:07:46,380
We got stars galore,
we got sexy-ass ladies.

1372
01:07:46,580 --> 01:07:48,510
Y'all still trying
to have a good time, right?

1373
01:07:48,710 --> 01:07:50,900
I said, y'all trying to have
a good time, right?

1374
01:07:51,100 --> 01:07:53,080
Yeah!

1375
01:07:53,280 --> 01:07:55,436
All right. I wanna shout out the
King, for making this shit happen.

1376
01:07:55,460 --> 01:07:58,100
And I wanna shout out you sexy
motherfuckin' ladies out there, man.

1377
01:07:58,280 --> 01:07:59,340
Damn, y'all look good.

1378
01:08:00,770 --> 01:08:02,170
- Yo, I got this.
- All right, cool.

1379
01:08:05,860 --> 01:08:07,130
Yeah,
y'all feeing that, huh?

1380
01:08:12,570 --> 01:08:16,630
Cash Money Records taking over
for the '99 and 2000.

1381
01:08:18,830 --> 01:08:21,060
This is what you want! Yeah!

1382
01:08:21,260 --> 01:08:23,840
Get out the way,
this my shit!

1383
01:08:28,580 --> 01:08:29,730
Where you going?

1384
01:08:29,930 --> 01:08:31,166
Come on, coach,
"Back that azz up."

1385
01:08:31,190 --> 01:08:32,950
Man, I only got
one job tonight.

1386
01:08:33,150 --> 01:08:35,600
And that is to keep you
healthy and safe.

1387
01:08:35,800 --> 01:08:37,910
- My goodness...
- Season starts in weeks.

1388
01:08:38,110 --> 01:08:39,250
- Come on...
- Odell...

1389
01:08:40,940 --> 01:08:41,940
You agreed.

1390
01:08:46,600 --> 01:08:48,260
Odell!

1391
01:08:49,210 --> 01:08:52,010
Now, you know he dead.

1392
01:09:03,320 --> 01:09:04,540
Juvie, I love you!

1393
01:09:04,740 --> 01:09:07,110
Answer my DMs! Answer my DMs!

1394
01:09:12,660 --> 01:09:15,340
I wanna send a special
shout-out to my niece, Venus,

1395
01:09:15,540 --> 01:09:17,900
for bringin' me down here
and making this shit possible.

1396
01:09:18,100 --> 01:09:19,690
Look, man,
y'all put them hands back up.

1397
01:09:19,890 --> 01:09:21,600
We in the King's mansion.

1398
01:09:31,290 --> 01:09:35,230
You got Juvenile to perform
last minute? How?

1399
01:09:35,430 --> 01:09:38,570
That's my uncle from New
Orleans I was telling you about.

1400
01:09:40,400 --> 01:09:42,360
Wait, Juvenile's your uncle?

1401
01:09:42,560 --> 01:09:46,020
Wait, wait. How come
you never said anything?

1402
01:09:46,220 --> 01:09:47,370
I don't know.

1403
01:09:47,570 --> 01:09:50,330
He's just my Uncle Terry
that I never see.

1404
01:09:50,530 --> 01:09:53,150
He just happened to be in town
for my sister's graduation.

1405
01:09:56,240 --> 01:09:57,330
Venus, I...

1406
01:09:57,530 --> 01:09:58,810
I can't thank you enough.

1407
01:09:59,010 --> 01:10:00,126
Hey, man!
Give it up for Juvie...

1408
01:10:00,150 --> 01:10:03,600
We're in this together. Okay?

1409
01:10:03,800 --> 01:10:06,260
- Oh, hey. Kenton, right?
- Oh, my...

1410
01:10:06,460 --> 01:10:07,566
I don't know
what's going on here, pal,

1411
01:10:07,590 --> 01:10:09,870
but the party is over. O-V-E-R.

1412
01:10:10,070 --> 01:10:13,790
I found my sweet little Marley
here higher than a giraffe's vagina,

1413
01:10:13,990 --> 01:10:15,480
and I found this in her pouch.

1414
01:10:15,680 --> 01:10:17,220
Drugs! Gummy drugs!

1415
01:10:17,420 --> 01:10:18,620
Crack, probably.

1416
01:10:18,820 --> 01:10:20,186
Makes me sick.
I'm calling the police.

1417
01:10:20,210 --> 01:10:21,530
- Peter...
- I'm calling the cops.

1418
01:10:21,650 --> 01:10:22,966
- Hey.
- Hello. I'm glad you're here too.

1419
01:10:22,990 --> 01:10:24,276
The cops are gonna
come get you, too.

1420
01:10:24,300 --> 01:10:25,860
- Peter...
- You're all going to prison.

1421
01:10:26,490 --> 01:10:29,320
Look at this cute-ass koala!

1422
01:10:29,520 --> 01:10:31,150
- Well... Yeah.
- Aww.

1423
01:10:31,350 --> 01:10:33,240
Ooh. Let me take
a picture with it.

1424
01:10:33,440 --> 01:10:35,766
- Well, she's on drugs, but...
- My followers gonna love this!

1425
01:10:35,790 --> 01:10:38,290
Yeah... Mika. Mika.

1426
01:10:38,490 --> 01:10:40,680
Peter is super-influential.

1427
01:10:40,880 --> 01:10:44,730
I mean, he got a bunch of stuff you
could take pictures with back at his crib.

1428
01:10:44,930 --> 01:10:46,690
He's one of LeBron's
rich neighbors.

1429
01:10:46,890 --> 01:10:48,820
Yeah, I do... Yes. Yeah.

1430
01:10:49,020 --> 01:10:51,520
Well, I have a...
I have a private jet.

1431
01:10:51,720 --> 01:10:53,650
- Is that right?
- That is right.

1432
01:10:53,850 --> 01:10:55,930
- I would like to see it.
- I want to show it to you.

1433
01:10:57,730 --> 01:10:59,790
Hi. Marley. Hi, baby.

1434
01:10:59,990 --> 01:11:02,180
Damn. Shit.
That was close, bro.

1435
01:11:02,380 --> 01:11:04,750
- There you are. Hey.
- Oh, hey.

1436
01:11:04,950 --> 01:11:08,410
Oh, shit. Mya?

1437
01:11:08,610 --> 01:11:11,370
- This the friend that was getting booed?
- Mm-hmm.

1438
01:11:11,560 --> 01:11:13,150
You know he came back
for you, right?

1439
01:11:13,350 --> 01:11:15,110
Instead of leaving with me.

1440
01:11:15,310 --> 01:11:16,840
You got a good one right here.

1441
01:11:25,200 --> 01:11:26,510
Truce?

1442
01:11:29,160 --> 01:11:30,160
Truce?

1443
01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:40,260
Hey, yo.

1444
01:11:40,460 --> 01:11:41,690
We got a big problem.

1445
01:11:42,430 --> 01:11:43,430
What the fuck!

1446
01:11:43,470 --> 01:11:45,140
Man, how'd this happen?

1447
01:11:45,340 --> 01:11:47,880
I asked Vic to watch the door
to take a piss, but he bailed.

1448
01:11:48,080 --> 01:11:51,270
Vic? That's the wrong person
you ask to watch anything!

1449
01:11:51,470 --> 01:11:53,350
- Oh, my bad.
- Yo, question.

1450
01:11:54,440 --> 01:11:55,710
Was it the Miami ring?

1451
01:11:57,010 --> 01:11:58,630
'Cause he didn't deserve
that shit.

1452
01:11:58,830 --> 01:12:00,330
- No.
- You think this shit funny?

1453
01:12:00,530 --> 01:12:02,026
- Sorry.
- I could lose my daughter, bro.

1454
01:12:02,050 --> 01:12:03,290
Just trying
to lighten the mood.

1455
01:12:03,360 --> 01:12:04,766
Sly, you got to keep
the door moving.

1456
01:12:04,790 --> 01:12:06,076
We need to make sure
we got enough

1457
01:12:06,100 --> 01:12:07,460
to cover the damages
to the house.

1458
01:12:07,660 --> 01:12:09,206
How the fuck we gonna
replace the ring, though?

1459
01:12:09,230 --> 01:12:10,690
Fuck!

1460
01:12:10,890 --> 01:12:12,730
Sly, I need you
to search everybody, all right?

1461
01:12:12,840 --> 01:12:15,260
We gotta find that ring.

1462
01:12:15,450 --> 01:12:16,810
Didn't you have
more guys with you?

1463
01:12:16,890 --> 01:12:18,820
I had my cousin, Gavin.

1464
01:12:19,020 --> 01:12:20,220
But I ain't seen him in hours.

1465
01:12:21,510 --> 01:12:23,520
I've been wanting this all day.

1466
01:12:23,720 --> 01:12:25,000
Thank you, brother. Yes, sir.

1467
01:12:26,390 --> 01:12:27,960
Damn, that's all you?

1468
01:12:28,160 --> 01:12:31,710
Yes! These are my
Obama specials. Okay?

1469
01:12:31,910 --> 01:12:35,090
I voted for him... three times.

1470
01:12:36,270 --> 01:12:38,890
Yes we can. Yes we can.

1471
01:12:39,090 --> 01:12:41,320
- Everybody, hands!
- Let me see your hands.

1472
01:12:41,520 --> 01:12:43,880
Everybody. Yo, hands.

1473
01:12:47,230 --> 01:12:49,330
Got it! Here it is.

1474
01:12:49,530 --> 01:12:51,730
- Yo, where'd you get this ring at?
- Man, I won it.

1475
01:12:51,930 --> 01:12:53,510
You win this ring, man?
Prove it!

1476
01:12:53,710 --> 01:12:55,950
Bro, I'm Tristan Thompson.

1477
01:12:56,150 --> 01:12:59,470
Oh. It is Tristan Thompson!
Yo, but your hand big!

1478
01:12:59,670 --> 01:13:02,780
God damn. I thought you had
elephantitis or some shit, man.

1479
01:13:02,980 --> 01:13:05,310
- Sly, you find it?
- Still working on it.

1480
01:13:05,500 --> 01:13:07,130
We never gonna find
LeBron's ring, bro.

1481
01:13:07,330 --> 01:13:08,570
Kev, we gotta replace it.

1482
01:13:08,770 --> 01:13:10,186
We gotta try
one of them black markets.

1483
01:13:10,210 --> 01:13:12,970
Wait, y'all lost LeBron's...?

1484
01:13:13,160 --> 01:13:14,360
No, we didn't lose it.

1485
01:13:14,560 --> 01:13:16,270
It was stolen.

1486
01:13:16,470 --> 01:13:18,450
- Are you serious?
- Somebody stole it.

1487
01:13:18,650 --> 01:13:20,020
I can get another ring.

1488
01:13:20,220 --> 01:13:21,760
Damn, Cudi.
Where'd you come from?

1489
01:13:21,960 --> 01:13:24,020
Wait, wait, wait. Wait.
What'd you just say?

1490
01:13:24,220 --> 01:13:25,670
I can get y'all another ring.

1491
01:13:25,870 --> 01:13:28,020
Like another one-of-a-kind
NBA Championship ring?

1492
01:13:28,220 --> 01:13:30,500
Yeah. Just let me
know the year.

1493
01:13:30,700 --> 01:13:32,030
- How?
- What?

1494
01:13:32,230 --> 01:13:34,410
Simple. The Illuminati.

1495
01:13:35,850 --> 01:13:37,380
The Illuminati. Man!

1496
01:13:37,580 --> 01:13:39,990
Man, Cudi, we ain't got time
for this bullshit.

1497
01:13:40,190 --> 01:13:43,030
All right. I was just trying
to help you little niggas.

1498
01:13:44,600 --> 01:13:45,950
Hold on, wait. Cudi.

1499
01:13:46,150 --> 01:13:47,150
You serious?

1500
01:13:47,290 --> 01:13:48,700
Look at me.

1501
01:13:48,900 --> 01:13:50,920
I don't joke
about the Illuminati.

1502
01:13:51,120 --> 01:13:53,270
Come... Come on, Kev.

1503
01:13:53,470 --> 01:13:54,920
You not buying this, are you?

1504
01:13:55,120 --> 01:13:56,316
I mean, look at this man, bro.

1505
01:13:56,340 --> 01:13:57,790
He is a crazy person.

1506
01:13:57,990 --> 01:14:00,930
Look. He eating
an apple in a party.

1507
01:14:01,130 --> 01:14:02,840
Who eats an apple
in a party, Kev?

1508
01:14:03,040 --> 01:14:05,196
- That's the sign of a madman.
- Let's just hear him out.

1509
01:14:05,220 --> 01:14:07,300
Even if we get a replica,
until we find the real one.

1510
01:14:08,190 --> 01:14:09,280
All right, Kev.

1511
01:14:09,480 --> 01:14:10,940
All right. Go ahead.

1512
01:14:11,140 --> 01:14:14,550
All right, so there...
There's rings in this house?

1513
01:14:14,750 --> 01:14:16,910
The Illuminati gets a copy
of every championship trophy

1514
01:14:17,050 --> 01:14:20,080
and rings dating back to the
first baseball and lacrosse games.

1515
01:14:20,280 --> 01:14:21,560
Lacrosse...

1516
01:14:21,750 --> 01:14:22,850
It's a prestige thing.

1517
01:14:24,160 --> 01:14:25,160
There's a party tonight.

1518
01:14:26,420 --> 01:14:28,690
I'm just gonna skip it.

1519
01:14:28,890 --> 01:14:34,440
Okay... let's say, for the sake of this
story, I believe you, and how do we...

1520
01:14:34,640 --> 01:14:35,916
How would we
get one of the rings?

1521
01:14:35,940 --> 01:14:37,790
- How?
- It's the Illuminati.

1522
01:14:37,990 --> 01:14:39,440
Nobody gives a fuck
about that shit.

1523
01:14:39,640 --> 01:14:41,840
We all got money.

1524
01:14:42,040 --> 01:14:45,220
I've seen better cock rings
than NBA Championship rings.

1525
01:14:46,400 --> 01:14:47,580
Okay, that's... Okay.

1526
01:14:47,780 --> 01:14:49,150
Look, I'll go.

1527
01:14:49,350 --> 01:14:50,370
And you watch the party.

1528
01:14:50,570 --> 01:14:52,280
What? You shitting me, bro?

1529
01:14:52,480 --> 01:14:53,960
The Illuminati?
Man, I gotta see this.

1530
01:14:54,050 --> 01:14:55,806
If he talkin' about something,
I gotta come...

1531
01:14:55,830 --> 01:14:57,550
Somebody got to keep
things under control!

1532
01:14:57,750 --> 01:14:59,160
I'll do it.

1533
01:14:59,360 --> 01:15:02,900
I will watch the party
while you guys... do this.

1534
01:15:03,100 --> 01:15:04,860
I can't ask you
to get involved, though.

1535
01:15:05,060 --> 01:15:05,820
You didn't ask me.

1536
01:15:06,020 --> 01:15:07,600
I'm volunteering.

1537
01:15:07,800 --> 01:15:09,900
Besides, I would've been
left by now.

1538
01:15:18,030 --> 01:15:19,830
Yeah, that's my dawg.

1539
01:15:20,030 --> 01:15:22,880
Hey, I'm sorry to mess a good
moment up, but we got shit to do.

1540
01:15:23,080 --> 01:15:24,910
Go, go. Yeah, go. Go, go, go.

1541
01:15:27,790 --> 01:15:29,360
Okay, so the plan
is simple.

1542
01:15:29,560 --> 01:15:31,140
I'll bring you two
in as my guests.

1543
01:15:33,050 --> 01:15:35,150
One wrong move and we're dead.

1544
01:15:35,350 --> 01:15:37,370
Just be cool, and don't say
more than you have to.

1545
01:15:37,570 --> 01:15:38,930
These are my two manservants.

1546
01:15:40,930 --> 01:15:42,720
Of course, Scott.

1547
01:15:42,920 --> 01:15:44,900
Damon, you're gonna head
to the trophy room.

1548
01:15:45,100 --> 01:15:46,950
Get in, get out.

1549
01:15:47,140 --> 01:15:49,210
While you do that, we'll
mingle amongst the crowd.

1550
01:15:57,990 --> 01:16:00,650
Okay. Don't embarrass me.

1551
01:16:00,850 --> 01:16:01,850
Just be cool.

1552
01:16:16,010 --> 01:16:17,100
Mr. Cuban?

1553
01:16:19,010 --> 01:16:22,890
Look, I know you get this
all the time, but I got this idea.

1554
01:16:23,090 --> 01:16:24,680
I'll buy it.

1555
01:16:24,880 --> 01:16:27,330
But I mean, you haven't even
heard the rest of the idea.

1556
01:16:27,530 --> 01:16:28,550
We'll be in touch.

1557
01:16:28,750 --> 01:16:31,210
Wait, I got my... a cell phone.

1558
01:16:31,410 --> 01:16:32,420
We'll be in touch.

1559
01:16:33,330 --> 01:16:34,420
Who's "we"?

1560
01:16:38,030 --> 01:16:40,650
A little wine. Okay. Thank you.

1561
01:16:40,850 --> 01:16:41,960
Thank you. All right.

1562
01:16:42,160 --> 01:16:43,610
This is the first ritual.

1563
01:16:43,810 --> 01:16:45,920
Take a sip to show solidarity.

1564
01:16:46,120 --> 01:16:48,880
What kind of wine is this?
It look a little different.

1565
01:16:49,080 --> 01:16:51,270
It's not wine. It's blood.

1566
01:16:51,470 --> 01:16:53,620
- What?
- Drink it, or you'll blow our cover.

1567
01:16:53,820 --> 01:16:54,970
Oh, hell no.

1568
01:16:55,170 --> 01:16:57,280
Drink that shit, nigga,
right now.

1569
01:16:57,480 --> 01:16:58,630
Come on.

1570
01:16:58,820 --> 01:16:59,820
It smell funny.

1571
01:16:59,870 --> 01:17:01,190
This smell funny.

1572
01:17:01,390 --> 01:17:05,150
Dignified and esteemed
ladies and gentlemen.

1573
01:17:05,350 --> 01:17:08,980
Gather round and honor
our beloved guest,

1574
01:17:09,180 --> 01:17:13,600
Ms. Dolly Parton, who will be
performing a psychedelic rap.

1575
01:17:26,300 --> 01:17:27,300
This crazy.

1576
01:17:40,010 --> 01:17:41,400
Oh, yeah. Okay.

1577
01:17:55,330 --> 01:17:58,690
Before you leave tonight,
do not forget to choose

1578
01:17:58,880 --> 01:18:01,330
which days it will rain
next year.

1579
01:18:02,510 --> 01:18:03,780
Furthermore,

1580
01:18:03,980 --> 01:18:05,086
- the blood drive...
- Right, niggas.

1581
01:18:05,110 --> 01:18:06,690
- Has low numbers.
- Let's go.

1582
01:18:06,890 --> 01:18:10,040
So, please donate on
the way out or find a victim.

1583
01:18:10,240 --> 01:18:11,390
Thank you very much.

1584
01:18:11,590 --> 01:18:12,660
Enjoy the night.

1585
01:18:12,860 --> 01:18:14,010
Oh, shit, man.

1586
01:18:14,200 --> 01:18:15,480
Ain't that Kid 'n' Play?

1587
01:18:16,690 --> 01:18:17,780
God bless you, man.

1588
01:18:23,340 --> 01:18:25,180
What? Y'all trippin', man.

1589
01:18:26,180 --> 01:18:27,440
Intruders!

1590
01:18:28,360 --> 01:18:30,060
Hey, hey, hey...

1591
01:18:30,260 --> 01:18:31,670
Hey, fuck you, Cudi!

1592
01:18:31,870 --> 01:18:33,500
Punch me again,
see what happen, bro.

1593
01:18:33,700 --> 01:18:35,770
Ladies and gentlemen.

1594
01:18:35,970 --> 01:18:39,200
We have two late additions
to tonight's entertainment.

1595
01:18:48,070 --> 01:18:49,900
What the fuck is this?

1596
01:18:55,560 --> 01:18:58,700
Yo, Kev. What the fuck
is they clapping for?

1597
01:18:58,900 --> 01:19:01,650
Destiny can't grow up
fatherless, bro. Fuck that.

1598
01:19:03,740 --> 01:19:05,750
Yo, check it out.
Y'all gotta snap out of it.

1599
01:19:05,950 --> 01:19:08,760
I got the perfect game plan.
Y'all just gotta follow my...

1600
01:19:15,270 --> 01:19:17,070
Let me get through.
I'm sorry, y'all.

1601
01:19:17,270 --> 01:19:19,550
I'm sorry.
I wanna leave, let me in!

1602
01:19:19,750 --> 01:19:20,850
Are they pointing at us?

1603
01:19:21,050 --> 01:19:22,290
Shit, Kev!
We can take 'em, Kev!

1604
01:19:22,360 --> 01:19:24,550
We can take 'em.
All right, one... two...

1605
01:19:24,750 --> 01:19:25,950
Naw, fuck that!

1606
01:19:26,150 --> 01:19:28,730
Man, let me through!
Let me through!

1607
01:19:28,930 --> 01:19:31,330
Bro, let me in.
No? Damn! Oh, shit!

1608
01:19:34,210 --> 01:19:36,220
Not today!

1609
01:19:36,420 --> 01:19:37,980
Oh, come on,
I don't wanna go out there!

1610
01:19:38,070 --> 01:19:39,070
I don't wanna get out!

1611
01:19:47,440 --> 01:19:49,190
Hey, man, I love you, Kev.

1612
01:19:49,390 --> 01:19:50,400
I love you too, man.

1613
01:19:57,580 --> 01:19:59,140
Cudi! Watch out.

1614
01:20:08,240 --> 01:20:09,420
Yeah, motherfucker!

1615
01:20:17,030 --> 01:20:18,990
Ice, ice, baby!

1616
01:20:26,950 --> 01:20:29,140
Are you not entertained?

1617
01:20:29,340 --> 01:20:31,880
Are you motherfuckers
not entertained?

1618
01:20:32,080 --> 01:20:35,410
Cudi! Cudi! Cudi!

1619
01:20:35,610 --> 01:20:36,970
Cudi! Cudi!

1620
01:20:43,610 --> 01:20:44,850
Oh, shit, get up, Cudi.

1621
01:20:45,050 --> 01:20:46,500
- Get up, Cudi!
- He gon' get up.

1622
01:20:49,190 --> 01:20:50,980
Come on, Kev,
we gotta save him.

1623
01:21:02,340 --> 01:21:04,570
- Oh, shit, Cudi!
- Oh, shit, Cudi.

1624
01:21:04,770 --> 01:21:06,390
Damn.
They fucked him up.

1625
01:21:06,590 --> 01:21:10,660
Oh, shit. Hey, Cudi, man.
You saved our lives, man.

1626
01:21:10,860 --> 01:21:13,700
Damn. Hip-hop really
saved my life, Kev.

1627
01:21:15,050 --> 01:21:16,970
You guys won the blood trials.

1628
01:21:17,170 --> 01:21:18,450
They'll let you go now.

1629
01:21:18,650 --> 01:21:20,540
Hey, Cudi, man.
Stop talking, all right?

1630
01:21:20,740 --> 01:21:22,760
We're gonna
get you to a hospital.

1631
01:21:22,960 --> 01:21:24,330
I mean,
it's the Illuminati, right?

1632
01:21:24,530 --> 01:21:26,156
They gotta have a helicopter
or some shit, man.

1633
01:21:26,180 --> 01:21:27,630
Make sure
LeBron gets this poem.

1634
01:21:27,830 --> 01:21:29,110
Oh, shit, is this the verse?

1635
01:21:29,310 --> 01:21:31,500
- Only he can read it.
- Damn.

1636
01:21:33,370 --> 01:21:35,380
Oh, shit.
Don't die on us, man.

1637
01:21:35,580 --> 01:21:37,080
Hey, Cudi, man.
Don't die on us, man!

1638
01:21:37,280 --> 01:21:38,380
Don't worry about me.

1639
01:21:38,580 --> 01:21:39,640
I'll be fine.

1640
01:21:40,550 --> 01:21:42,430
They'll bring me back.

1641
01:21:42,630 --> 01:21:44,300
I'm actually the fourth Cudi.

1642
01:21:47,210 --> 01:21:49,050
I knew it.

1643
01:21:49,250 --> 01:21:51,490
You both have been the
realest friends I've had in years.

1644
01:21:53,210 --> 01:21:54,270
Wait, really?

1645
01:21:54,470 --> 01:21:56,170
- We just met you.
- Yeah.

1646
01:21:56,910 --> 01:21:58,010
Vibes.

1647
01:21:59,780 --> 01:22:01,010
Vibes.

1648
01:22:01,210 --> 01:22:02,490
But, hey, I'm serious.

1649
01:22:03,880 --> 01:22:05,850
That's for LeBron's eyes only.

1650
01:22:06,040 --> 01:22:07,760
Oh, Shit.
Kev, give him some CPR.

1651
01:22:07,960 --> 01:22:09,720
Put your lips on him.

1652
01:22:09,920 --> 01:22:11,810
- Oh, shit!
- - Hey, man, he dyin' over there!

1653
01:22:12,010 --> 01:22:13,840
Hey, come on, man! Come on!

1654
01:22:15,450 --> 01:22:17,770
What the fuck just happened?

1655
01:22:17,970 --> 01:22:19,590
I don't even know, bro.

1656
01:22:20,680 --> 01:22:21,900
But man, I need a drink.

1657
01:22:25,240 --> 01:22:26,810
Oh, yeah.

1658
01:22:31,430 --> 01:22:32,430
Hey...

1659
01:22:34,300 --> 01:22:36,740
Yeah, some of that Merlot!

1660
01:22:47,520 --> 01:22:49,320
Man. We dodged a bullet.

1661
01:22:49,520 --> 01:22:50,520
Hell, yeah.

1662
01:22:52,100 --> 01:22:53,500
Let's shut this party down.

1663
01:22:53,700 --> 01:22:55,220
We made enough money
to fix everything.

1664
01:22:55,930 --> 01:22:57,030
Hell, yeah.

1665
01:22:57,230 --> 01:22:59,280
Wait, wait. Cudi's poem.

1666
01:23:11,020 --> 01:23:13,060
- All right, come on.
- I'll be serious. Let's roll.

1667
01:23:53,940 --> 01:23:55,340
You, get up
outta here, bro. Move.

1668
01:23:56,820 --> 01:23:59,610
Yo! Listen up!

1669
01:23:59,810 --> 01:24:02,880
You ain't gotta go home,
but you gotta...

1670
01:24:03,070 --> 01:24:04,960
Who the fuck
turned the light on?

1671
01:24:05,160 --> 01:24:06,350
What the fuck?

1672
01:24:24,670 --> 01:24:26,910
Snoop, what'd I tell you about
smoking in the house, man?

1673
01:24:27,060 --> 01:24:28,470
My bad, King. Put that out.

1674
01:24:28,670 --> 01:24:29,820
Y'all heard him. Put it out.

1675
01:24:30,010 --> 01:24:31,340
Yo, what you doing here?

1676
01:24:31,540 --> 01:24:33,296
Came to bring you
that low rider, the Six-Four.

1677
01:24:33,320 --> 01:24:36,300
I appreciate that, Big Dogg,
but... who invited you here?

1678
01:24:36,500 --> 01:24:39,350
Your assistants. These
two lil' niggas right here.

1679
01:24:39,550 --> 01:24:41,960
- Hey...
- Surprise.

1680
01:24:42,160 --> 01:24:44,180
Hold up.

1681
01:24:44,380 --> 01:24:46,300
I know you niggas ain't
got on my Draft Day suit.

1682
01:24:46,380 --> 01:24:47,660
Fuck, he noticed.

1683
01:24:47,860 --> 01:24:48,860
How did y'all even...

1684
01:24:50,350 --> 01:24:51,480
Who the fuck are you two?

1685
01:24:53,440 --> 01:24:57,100
We work for the cleaning
service that cleans your house, sir.

1686
01:24:57,300 --> 01:24:58,800
Cleaning service?

1687
01:24:59,000 --> 01:25:00,676
I'm calling the police.
I'm too rich for this shit.

1688
01:25:00,700 --> 01:25:02,330
Don't call the cops, LeBron.

1689
01:25:02,530 --> 01:25:04,720
Look, we are... cleaners.

1690
01:25:04,920 --> 01:25:06,800
But I'm also a young, Black...

1691
01:25:08,150 --> 01:25:10,460
broke party promoter,
too, so...

1692
01:25:10,660 --> 01:25:13,820
We was gonna have everything
fixed and ready to go by the time...

1693
01:25:14,020 --> 01:25:15,470
you got back, but...

1694
01:25:19,990 --> 01:25:21,250
- Shit.
- My fault.

1695
01:25:22,290 --> 01:25:23,420
Nigga, that's the King.

1696
01:25:26,170 --> 01:25:28,706
- We could... We could fix that.
- We gonna fix all that shit, too.

1697
01:25:28,730 --> 01:25:29,880
- Yeah.
- Easy.

1698
01:25:30,070 --> 01:25:31,390
Ain't you supposed
to be in India,

1699
01:25:31,420 --> 01:25:32,900
meditating for two weeks
or something?

1700
01:25:32,950 --> 01:25:34,880
It only took me one week
to reach enlightenment.

1701
01:25:35,080 --> 01:25:36,660
I'm the fuckin' GOAT.

1702
01:25:36,860 --> 01:25:38,060
Yeah, he is the GOAT.

1703
01:25:38,260 --> 01:25:39,710
- Yeah, yeah. It's true.
- It's true.

1704
01:25:39,910 --> 01:25:41,360
So, let me get this straight.

1705
01:25:41,560 --> 01:25:45,330
Y'all broke into my crib...
invited all your homies,

1706
01:25:45,520 --> 01:25:47,410
and then go to tear my
shit up, too?

1707
01:25:47,610 --> 01:25:50,940
I mean, you make it bad when
you put it like that, you know, it's...

1708
01:25:51,140 --> 01:25:53,940
- We had a key.
- Okay, let me say it like this, then.

1709
01:25:54,140 --> 01:25:55,296
Both of you niggas
goin' to jail.

1710
01:25:55,320 --> 01:25:56,730
Oh, no, wait, man!

1711
01:25:56,930 --> 01:25:58,510
LeBron,
don't call the cops, man.

1712
01:25:58,710 --> 01:26:00,460
All right, man.
Look, man. The truth is...

1713
01:26:01,720 --> 01:26:03,520
this is my dawg, all right?

1714
01:26:03,720 --> 01:26:05,390
He ain't had nothing
to do with it.

1715
01:26:05,590 --> 01:26:07,871
This whole party, this whole
shit, this all me, all right?

1716
01:26:09,120 --> 01:26:10,440
Okay, cool.

1717
01:26:10,640 --> 01:26:11,746
So, they could just take you.

1718
01:26:11,770 --> 01:26:14,220
Damn, man! Oh, God.

1719
01:26:14,420 --> 01:26:15,960
No! I don't wanna go to jail.

1720
01:26:16,160 --> 01:26:18,270
All right! All right, uh...

1721
01:26:18,470 --> 01:26:21,480
Let me... let me give you
a proposition, all right?

1722
01:26:22,750 --> 01:26:24,280
- Play me for it.
- What?

1723
01:26:24,480 --> 01:26:27,110
Yeah. Yeah, let's hoop.

1724
01:26:27,310 --> 01:26:29,280
All right? And then
I can finish what I started.

1725
01:26:29,480 --> 01:26:32,330
I'll get this place cleaned up
and we can put this behind us.

1726
01:26:32,530 --> 01:26:34,580
All right, if I win,
those are my terms.

1727
01:26:35,500 --> 01:26:37,670
First to 11, win by two.

1728
01:26:41,020 --> 01:26:42,900
Man, this guy funny.

1729
01:26:43,100 --> 01:26:44,650
No fucking way.

1730
01:26:44,850 --> 01:26:45,850
Let him play.

1731
01:26:48,550 --> 01:26:49,870
I mean, I think...

1732
01:26:50,070 --> 01:26:51,120
Let him play, right?

1733
01:26:53,040 --> 01:26:54,480
Let him play.

1734
01:26:54,680 --> 01:26:56,310
Let him play.
Let him play.

1735
01:26:57,950 --> 01:26:59,310
Let him play.

1736
01:26:59,510 --> 01:27:02,400
Let him play. Let him play.

1737
01:27:02,600 --> 01:27:03,930
Let him play.

1738
01:27:04,130 --> 01:27:06,800
Let him play. Let him play.

1739
01:27:07,000 --> 01:27:08,190
Let him play.

1740
01:27:08,390 --> 01:27:09,930
- Fine.
- All right.

1741
01:27:10,130 --> 01:27:11,800
- Let's fucking go.
- Let's do this. Yeah.

1742
01:27:29,680 --> 01:27:32,610
- You really gonna play in my suit, dawg?
- What?

1743
01:27:32,810 --> 01:27:36,690
Man, why is he talking to me
like he know me, bro?

1744
01:27:39,650 --> 01:27:40,960
I'm different.

1745
01:27:41,160 --> 01:27:42,430
I'm different, bro.

1746
01:27:43,700 --> 01:27:45,880
Okay. All right,
so, we bought some time.

1747
01:27:46,080 --> 01:27:47,080
What's the actual plan?

1748
01:27:47,120 --> 01:27:48,190
To win, nigga.

1749
01:27:48,390 --> 01:27:49,750
What?

1750
01:27:49,950 --> 01:27:51,840
You know I could've
went to the league, right?

1751
01:27:52,040 --> 01:27:53,040
Are you fucked up?

1752
01:27:55,750 --> 01:27:57,630
- He's really...
- Yeah, I'm a little fucked up.

1753
01:27:57,660 --> 01:27:59,200
Hey, that's when
I play at my best.

1754
01:27:59,400 --> 01:28:00,520
All right, freedom on three.

1755
01:28:00,660 --> 01:28:03,630
One, two, three,
freedom! Let's go!

1756
01:28:04,980 --> 01:28:06,900
Shit, he's about
to fucking...

1757
01:28:07,100 --> 01:28:08,100
Going to jail.

1758
01:28:08,190 --> 01:28:10,300
Ramos. Powder, please.

1759
01:28:12,280 --> 01:28:14,040
Appreciate it.

1760
01:28:21,910 --> 01:28:23,040
That's what it was.

1761
01:28:24,780 --> 01:28:27,530
Let's shoot for ball.
All right?

1762
01:28:33,000 --> 01:28:35,670
It's regular, man.

1763
01:28:35,870 --> 01:28:38,106
Maybe this nigga actually can do
this if he just take long range shots...

1764
01:28:38,130 --> 01:28:39,130
No chance in hell.

1765
01:28:40,270 --> 01:28:41,270
No chance.

1766
01:28:46,180 --> 01:28:47,730
Hurry up, man.

1767
01:28:47,920 --> 01:28:50,950
All right.
All right, man. Shit.

1768
01:28:57,060 --> 01:28:58,420
Oh, shit.

1769
01:29:02,820 --> 01:29:04,390
- All right.
- It's okay.

1770
01:29:04,590 --> 01:29:06,070
It's all right.
That's just one point.

1771
01:29:18,870 --> 01:29:20,400
Foul, foul, foul.

1772
01:29:22,970 --> 01:29:24,970
- Come on, get up.
- Let's go.

1773
01:29:28,890 --> 01:29:30,680
Yo, A.D.! Yo, A.D., man!

1774
01:29:30,880 --> 01:29:32,120
A.D.! Come on, bro.

1775
01:29:32,320 --> 01:29:34,380
Tag in, I need some help.
He's too powerful.

1776
01:29:34,580 --> 01:29:36,510
No, you got it, bro.

1777
01:29:36,710 --> 01:29:40,040
You won't even be the best
basketball player on your prison team.

1778
01:29:56,990 --> 01:29:58,220
- Shit.
- Come on, bro, get up!

1779
01:30:00,750 --> 01:30:01,760
All right, LeBron, man.

1780
01:30:01,960 --> 01:30:03,800
Come on. Show some mercy.

1781
01:30:04,000 --> 01:30:06,330
You a family man. You got kids.

1782
01:30:06,520 --> 01:30:09,680
I don't know, just treat me like
I'm one of your kids, all right?

1783
01:30:09,880 --> 01:30:11,246
You can ground me
or something, man.

1784
01:30:11,270 --> 01:30:12,940
But... don't make the shot.

1785
01:30:13,140 --> 01:30:14,250
Don't take the shot.

1786
01:30:14,450 --> 01:30:15,610
Don't take the shot. Don't...

1787
01:30:17,200 --> 01:30:18,250
Damn, that's high.

1788
01:30:18,450 --> 01:30:19,450
Call the cops.

1789
01:30:25,890 --> 01:30:27,390
Man, I can't believe it.

1790
01:30:27,590 --> 01:30:31,480
I mean... he is the best player
in the world, so...

1791
01:30:31,680 --> 01:30:34,220
No, I can't believe you taking
the blame and going to jail, bro.

1792
01:30:34,420 --> 01:30:35,620
Come on, man.

1793
01:30:35,810 --> 01:30:37,170
Don't worry about me,
I'll be fine.

1794
01:30:39,480 --> 01:30:42,350
I guess I kind of resented you
for trying to dip on me or whatever.

1795
01:30:43,530 --> 01:30:46,010
But... I'm realer than that.

1796
01:30:47,360 --> 01:30:49,110
We get you out of there, man.

1797
01:30:49,310 --> 01:30:51,800
Can't have Destiny's godfather
behind bars for long.

1798
01:30:52,930 --> 01:30:54,290
This shit crazy, man.

1799
01:30:54,490 --> 01:30:55,856
You all over Instagram.
You gone viral.

1800
01:30:55,880 --> 01:30:56,980
Man, it's on Diddy's page.

1801
01:30:57,180 --> 01:30:58,660
You even trending
on Christian Mingle.

1802
01:30:58,790 --> 01:31:00,076
I don't know
how that shit happened.

1803
01:31:00,100 --> 01:31:01,850
When you gonna throw
the next one?

1804
01:31:06,510 --> 01:31:09,080
Just make sure you get my
goddaughter into school, all right?

1805
01:31:11,160 --> 01:31:12,910
Exclusive merch!

1806
01:31:13,110 --> 01:31:15,830
Two for five! Say your pride!

1807
01:31:16,030 --> 01:31:17,090
Okay, two for ten.

1808
01:31:17,290 --> 01:31:18,310
Come and spend!

1809
01:31:18,510 --> 01:31:20,090
You all "drunk" drunk.

1810
01:31:22,380 --> 01:31:26,360
I mean, it was probably the
stupidest idea you've ever had.

1811
01:31:26,560 --> 01:31:29,580
But I'd be lying
if I said it wasn't fun.

1812
01:31:31,440 --> 01:31:33,850
Yeah. Well, thank you
for having my back, though.

1813
01:31:34,050 --> 01:31:35,540
- I got you.
- Yeah?

1814
01:31:38,410 --> 01:31:39,410
Oh, my God.

1815
01:31:40,240 --> 01:31:41,720
It's so cute.

1816
01:31:43,200 --> 01:31:44,280
What the fuck is this?

1817
01:31:51,120 --> 01:31:52,160
Oh, my God.

1818
01:31:54,250 --> 01:31:55,690
I needed this, man.

1819
01:32:33,990 --> 01:32:34,990
Wow.

1820
01:32:59,230 --> 01:33:04,110
After Off the Grid 2, life
changed for a whole lot of people.

1821
01:33:04,310 --> 01:33:08,200
Damon was sentenced to a year,
but after LeBron read Cudi's poem,

1822
01:33:08,400 --> 01:33:10,550
he reached a plane
above enlightenment,

1823
01:33:10,750 --> 01:33:13,470
and convinced the judge
to release him early.

1824
01:33:13,670 --> 01:33:15,770
Mya was there to pick him up
when he got out.

1825
01:33:16,850 --> 01:33:18,070
Don't know how he pulled that.

1826
01:33:19,470 --> 01:33:20,560
Angel...

1827
01:33:24,640 --> 01:33:26,960
Those janky-ass
promoters got arrested

1828
01:33:27,160 --> 01:33:29,920
for trying to sell LeBron's
ring on Offer Up.

1829
01:33:30,120 --> 01:33:33,010
Hope somebody beat they ass.

1830
01:33:33,210 --> 01:33:37,450
Mika moved in with Peter, and his
koala started liking her more than him.

1831
01:33:37,650 --> 01:33:40,150
She's thinking about bringing
Marley back to Houston.

1832
01:33:40,350 --> 01:33:41,980
I guess the joke's on him now.

1833
01:33:43,870 --> 01:33:45,980
Venus and I took the leap
and moved in together.

1834
01:33:46,180 --> 01:33:50,290
And after the party, she decided
to focus on dancing full-time.

1835
01:33:50,490 --> 01:33:52,860
And Vic finally made it
back to our timeline

1836
01:33:53,060 --> 01:33:55,110
and vowed to stick
to Hennessy from now on.

1837
01:33:57,590 --> 01:34:00,990
As far as the money we made,
we ended up giving it all back

1838
01:34:01,190 --> 01:34:03,170
to LeBron
for fucking up his house.

1839
01:34:03,370 --> 01:34:06,170
That nigga's so rich
he just donated it to charity.

1840
01:34:06,370 --> 01:34:08,440
- You did this?
- Yeah, yeah.

1841
01:34:08,640 --> 01:34:10,656
Thanks to Damon, though, I
ended up selling one of my beats

1842
01:34:10,680 --> 01:34:12,270
to Big Sean and Hit-Boy.

1843
01:34:12,470 --> 01:34:14,180
That made me enough money
to send Destiny

1844
01:34:14,380 --> 01:34:16,480
to preschool,
high school and college.

1845
01:34:18,480 --> 01:34:20,230
I guess Venus was right.

1846
01:34:20,430 --> 01:34:21,480
Dreams are worth chasing.

1847
01:34:24,660 --> 01:34:26,720
And as far
as our new friend...

1848
01:34:37,240 --> 01:34:40,420
Yeah. I'm back, baby.

1849
01:34:51,860 --> 01:34:54,180
Looks like we about
to throw a house...

1850
01:34:54,380 --> 01:34:55,380
Excuse me?

1851
01:34:56,350 --> 01:34:57,490
...party.

1852
01:34:57,690 --> 01:34:59,180
What y'all think this is worth?

1853
01:34:59,380 --> 01:35:03,010
About 48,762 dollars and...

1854
01:35:03,210 --> 01:35:05,360
You been watching
Antiques Roadshow, huh?

1855
01:35:10,230 --> 01:35:11,590
Did you fart?

1856
01:35:11,790 --> 01:35:13,620
No, that was... that was...
Yeah, that was me.

1857
01:35:14,750 --> 01:35:15,900
Cut.

1858
01:35:17,440 --> 01:35:18,946
We've been locked
in the house all year.

1859
01:35:18,970 --> 01:35:20,470
We're trying to get
naked on a beach.

1860
01:35:20,660 --> 01:35:21,810
Smoke weed.

1861
01:35:22,010 --> 01:35:24,030
Talk to a parakeet.

1862
01:35:24,230 --> 01:35:27,300
Maybe have his kids land on
my erect penis, I don't know.

1863
01:35:27,500 --> 01:35:29,140
They might think
it's a tree or something.

1864
01:35:29,200 --> 01:35:30,480
Got kids in here, nigga.

1865
01:35:30,670 --> 01:35:32,480
I just wanted to chat him up
and maybe get him

1866
01:35:32,680 --> 01:35:34,390
to sign something,
if you know what I mean.

1867
01:35:34,590 --> 01:35:35,830
Hey, man, come on.

1868
01:35:36,030 --> 01:35:37,350
Oh, no, no guys.

1869
01:35:37,550 --> 01:35:39,350
It's a Laker jersey.

1870
01:35:39,550 --> 01:35:41,140
- Right.
- That's my wire.

1871
01:35:41,340 --> 01:35:43,530
- Right, man. He the feds, yo!
- I'm the feds!

1872
01:35:43,730 --> 01:35:46,010
I posted two black squares
on my Instagram, by the way.

1873
01:35:46,210 --> 01:35:47,530
Just to let you know
how BLM I am.

1874
01:35:47,560 --> 01:35:49,020
One for me, one for Marley.

1875
01:35:49,220 --> 01:35:51,060
Because we are... we're down.

1876
01:35:51,260 --> 01:35:53,190
I was gonna go to the protest.

1877
01:35:53,390 --> 01:35:56,370
- But...?
- I didn't go.

1878
01:35:56,570 --> 01:36:00,330
I came up with this fire-ass
movie idea, okay?

1879
01:36:00,530 --> 01:36:02,990
It's Five Heartbeats
meets Demolition Man.

1880
01:36:03,190 --> 01:36:04,600
Same director.

1881
01:36:04,800 --> 01:36:07,470
It's The Five Heartbeats
meets Jurassic Park.

1882
01:36:07,670 --> 01:36:09,340
It's Roots backwards.

1883
01:36:09,540 --> 01:36:11,210
So, instead of Roots,
it's called Trees.

1884
01:36:11,410 --> 01:36:14,000
My hosting shit really
starting to take off, too.

1885
01:36:14,200 --> 01:36:15,480
I got all my famous...

1886
01:36:19,420 --> 01:36:20,940
Yeah, my hosting shit
gonna go up, too.

1887
01:36:20,990 --> 01:36:22,050
I got all my...

1888
01:36:24,160 --> 01:36:26,490
Sorry, the water keep going
in my nose. One more time.

1889
01:36:26,690 --> 01:36:29,140
You would've been a phenomenal
baseball player, by the way.

1890
01:36:29,340 --> 01:36:31,450
That headband makes you
look 20 years younger.

1891
01:36:31,650 --> 01:36:33,710
Someday, you'll be
the governor of Ohio.

1892
01:36:33,910 --> 01:36:36,240
How many teams you think
we can win championships with?

1893
01:36:36,440 --> 01:36:39,370
Drake finally asked
for that feature, didn't he?

1894
01:36:39,570 --> 01:36:41,810
It's Taco Tuesday!

1895
01:36:42,010 --> 01:36:43,410
You handsome devil, you.

1896
01:36:45,280 --> 01:36:46,280
I don't?

1897
01:36:46,630 --> 01:36:47,630
I don't?

1898
01:36:47,890 --> 01:36:49,336
You got your balls
on camera for no reason.

1899
01:36:49,360 --> 01:36:51,430
Balls on camera. Shit.

1900
01:36:51,630 --> 01:36:53,250
I'm gonna cram
this straw up your butt

1901
01:36:53,450 --> 01:36:56,300
and slurp your brains
through your asshole!

1902
01:36:56,500 --> 01:36:59,480
I'm gonna braid your hair then I'm
gonna scalp you, put it on my head

1903
01:36:59,680 --> 01:37:02,180
and I'm gonna play Shemar Moore
in that Tyler Perry movie!

1904
01:37:02,380 --> 01:37:04,620
I'm gonna grab your earlobes,
flip 'em inside your scalp,

1905
01:37:04,810 --> 01:37:07,400
then put my hand up your ass,
grab your earlobes,

1906
01:37:07,600 --> 01:37:09,790
pull it out your ass
till you're inside out, nigga.

1907
01:37:09,990 --> 01:37:11,580
Looney Tunes!

1908
01:37:14,260 --> 01:37:16,760
Damn. Get your marasupal-ass
away from me, man.

1909
01:37:16,950 --> 01:37:18,620
Marasup...
What is it, "marasupial?"

1910
01:37:19,660 --> 01:37:21,190
Yeah. Get your marasup...

1911
01:37:21,390 --> 01:37:23,680
Wait. I can't even pronounce
that word. Say it again?

1912
01:37:23,870 --> 01:37:25,980
- Marsupial.
- Marsupial, all right.

1913
01:37:26,180 --> 01:37:27,330
Yeah, say the word again?

1914
01:37:27,530 --> 01:37:30,730
- Marsupial.
- All right, marsupial.

1915
01:37:30,930 --> 01:37:34,460
The fuck is up with this Mara-supial...
marsupial motherfucker, man?

1916
01:37:36,460 --> 01:37:37,810
Fuck.

1917
01:37:41,500 --> 01:37:45,130
Your letter was just
so touching and poetic.

1918
01:37:45,330 --> 01:37:47,120
I had to meet
the person who wrote it.

1919
01:37:49,000 --> 01:37:51,400
Cut, I'm blushin'
too much. Shit.

1920
01:37:51,600 --> 01:37:53,180
Oh, please.

1921
01:37:53,380 --> 01:37:55,700
Hey, why is this nigga
playin' beats at a party?

1922
01:37:59,790 --> 01:38:01,440
- You say...
- I forgot what I...

1923
01:38:02,970 --> 01:38:05,850
Is my dawgs
in this motherfucker?

1924
01:38:06,050 --> 01:38:07,810
Hell, yeah!

1925
01:38:08,010 --> 01:38:09,376
Everybody trying
to add a little bit

1926
01:38:09,400 --> 01:38:12,240
of bass in they voice,
ain't they? Yeah!

1927
01:38:12,980 --> 01:38:15,250
Hell, yeah!

1928
01:38:15,450 --> 01:38:16,990
Y'all niggas
don't sound like that!

1929
01:38:17,190 --> 01:38:18,250
We got a big problem.

1930
01:38:18,450 --> 01:38:19,910
What now, bro?

1931
01:38:20,100 --> 01:38:21,330
Cosby's outside.

1932
01:38:29,250 --> 01:38:31,950
You a mess. You a mess.

1933
01:38:33,480 --> 01:38:34,870
Yo, shoot for ball.

1934
01:38:37,480 --> 01:38:38,480
Fuck. Yeah!

1935
01:38:38,600 --> 01:38:40,010
Run that shit back.

1936
01:38:48,190 --> 01:38:50,880
Motherfucking go in
the fucking net, man.

1937
01:38:55,150 --> 01:38:56,280
It's regular, man.

1938
01:38:58,940 --> 01:39:03,110
That's a wrap on LeBron James.