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<i>I know for most people,</i>

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<i>a house party</i>
<i>is just a kick-back</i>
<i>to catch up with the homies.</i>

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<i>But this is LA,</i>
<i>a city where a party</i>
<i>can change your life.</i>

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<i>A place where legends</i>
<i>are born, die,</i>
<i>and live again.</i>

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<i>And bein' rich or bein' broke</i>
<i>can be separated</i>
<i>by a mere freeway.</i>

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<i>But once in a great while,</i>
<i>the stars align,</i>

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<i>and the Fates bless</i>
<i>a few fortunate dreamers</i>
<i>with a night that will change</i>

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<i>the course</i>
<i>of their lives forever.</i>

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<i>In other words,</i>
<i>there's some crazy, beautiful,</i>

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<i>weird-ass shit</i>
<i>about to go down.</i>

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One and two
and three and four.

12
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The fuck?

13
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Destiny, what you think?

14
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I know it sound weird,
but let's see
what Daddy cooked up.

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This beat feel good!
It feel free!

16
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I'm the goat!

17
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Sellin' out stadiums!
Platinum records!

18
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Yeah, that's my baby
on the track.

19
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You hear that? That's you.

20
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Yo, come on.

21
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Look who decided
to wake up.

22
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Did you sign the start forms
for the IT job yet?

23
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I'mma get on that Monday.

24
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You ain't got all the time
in the world
because in three months,

25
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your mother and I will be
enjoyin' our retirement.

26
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Spoonin' each other
on the sandy beaches
of Daytona, Florida.

27
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And this house will be sold,
so... did you find
anywhere to live yet?

28
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Once I start my new job,
I'll have the money
to get a new place.

29
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I mean, you could just
lend me the money.

30
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Yeah, right.

31
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When I was raised,
you think anybody was just
goin' around giving me money?

32
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You don't know what
it was like in LA in the '90s.

33
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Don't let this house fool you.

34
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Half this shit we got
in the riots, right baby?

35
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You ain't lyin'.

36
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I said, "lend," Pop. Dang.

37
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Oh, I saw Mrs. Bailey
at Vons yesterday.

38
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How is Venus doing?

39
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Good, I guess.

40
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I mean, I think she live near
Leimert Park, now.

41
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You two were like twins
in middle school.

42
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-Remember that?
-No, I don't remember that.

43
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I thought you two might
have been datin'

44
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until she went to prom
with that football player.

45
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I follow him on Facebook, too.

46
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He is more handsome
now than ever.

47
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You don't ever talk
to Venus at work?

48
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Not really. She work
in the main office.

49
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I see her when I'm dropping off
keys to a house or...
picking up my check.

50
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That was nice of her
to help you get that job.

51
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But stupid of you
to help Damon get his.

52
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Jesus is my friend.
Yeah, he's my friend.

53
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Damon!

54
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Damon, wake your lazy ass up.

55
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Damon! I know you
gotta work today.

56
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And clean up this room, too.

57
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It smell like ass
and onions in here.

58
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-Damon!

59
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All right, I'm up already, man.
Damn. Jeez.

60
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That's what you get,
stayin' out partyin' all night.

61
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Mm-hmm. You think you can
just live your life playing
pick-up basketball

62
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and clubbing
and fucking up my house?

63
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See now I know why
your mama kicked your ass out.

64
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Aunt Jean, for the last time,
all right...

65
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It's not clubbing.

66
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I'm a promoter.
I'm working, all right?

67
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People followin' me
on Instagram
and comin' to my parties.

68
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-Oh, really?
-Yeah.

69
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-Did you make any money?
-There she go.

70
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Oh, I get it.
It's a non-profit.

71
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You're doing charity work.

72
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Boy, if you're in a club
and not making any money,
then it's clubbin'.

73
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You must think I'm stupid.

74
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Don't forget, you owe me rent,
plus last month's.

75
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'Cause next stop is gonna
be Skid Row for you.

76
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Talkin' about followers.

77
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You know who got followers?

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Jesus.

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Mm-hmm.

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Take your rude ass to work,
and clean up that room.

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Smell like somebody
fucked an onion.

82
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Oh, my God, Aunt Jean,
you just cursed.

83
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What would Jesus say?

84
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Jesus would say,
"Shut the fuck up,
this is my house!"

85
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Man!

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Hey, beautiful.

87
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Don't make me
get my gun.

88
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Oh, shit.

89
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Let's get you
to your mom's house.

90
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See, what Granny and Paw-Paw
don't know is...

91
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Is that I'm about to make a lot
of money from this party.

92
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And we gonna
have everything we need.

93
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Have all the toys you need.

94
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-Hey!

95
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Hey, what's going on?
What y'all doin'--

96
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-Where Damon at?
-I don't know.

97
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Y'all know
he doesn't live here.

98
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We gonna burn
his nigga house down.

99
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-Larry, chill.
-Whoa. What?

100
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I got my daughter with me.

101
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I tried to call y'all twice
this week about the party.

102
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Y'all ain't returning my calls.

103
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Y'all dickheads off the party.

104
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-Guile? I got this.
-Hmm.

105
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-Okay?
-Yeah, yeah.

106
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'Cause y'all dickheads
off the party.

107
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Yeah, I heard him. But why?

108
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You know exactly why!

109
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We're gonna make you pay.

110
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-First we gonna
tie you up, right?
-Mm-hmm.

111
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Then we'll cut your little
nappy head off

112
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-with a rusty machete.
-Whoa.

113
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-Yeah.
-Then I'm gonna sew
your booty hole up.

114
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I'm gonna take some
Mexican candy, the spicy kind.

115
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Then I'm gonna shove it
down your throat
till you're nice and plump.

116
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And then I'm gonna
beat your ass like a pinata.

117
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Larry-- Larry,
let's just calm down.

118
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Hey. Hey. I need you
to really work on dialing
back your threats.

119
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-Dial it back?
-You put too much sauce on it!

120
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-Too much sau--
-What you mean, too much--
A pinata?

121
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Y'all off the party!

122
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You and that little weirdo Vic,
and that's that!

123
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Y'all can't do that, man.
We got money invested.

124
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You can thank
your home boy, Damon.

125
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Never liked that
roach-face-ass nigga, anyway.

126
00:07:05,045 --> 00:07:07,418
Yeah, he tried to play
my baby cousin,
tried to get away with it?

127
00:07:07,554 --> 00:07:08,984
And steal from her?

128
00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:11,085
What you mean?
He stole from her?

129
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Daisy can't find
her gold necklace.

130
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And I know that little
crackhead-ass boy
Damon took it.

131
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We're gonna
fuck his ass up on sight.

132
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-On sight, boy.
-Yeah. That's right.

133
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Then we gonna grind
his dick into a juice.

134
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Make him drink that shit.

135
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-Okay, no, no.
-What's left over,
that's for you.

136
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We just talked about you
dialin' this back.

137
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-What did I do?
-We're not juicin'
no dicks today!

138
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You know what? I quit!

139
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-Oh, you quit?
-I quit! Do it yourself!

140
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-You did this same shit
in the third grade.
-So?

141
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Just get the fuck
outta here, man!

142
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-Guile!
-Huh?

143
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I got this!

144
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Between the both-- Why--

145
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I got it.

146
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Get the fuck outta here.

147
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Get yo' ass in the back.
What you doin'?

148
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I thought you quit.

149
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You got short legs.

150
00:08:11,153 --> 00:08:13,514
You interrupt me
one more time,
I keep tellin' you.

151
00:08:13,649 --> 00:08:16,247
-Every time I speak,
you wanna speak.

152
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-Quit speakin'!

153
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Hey. What's up with it, y'all?
It's your boy, DamonThaDon.

154
00:08:28,234 --> 00:08:30,429
Just wanna hit y'all with a bit
of morning motivation.

155
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Lot of people trying
to stress you out.

156
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But don't let the bullshit
get to you, all right?

157
00:08:34,877 --> 00:08:36,403
Do whatever it is
that makes you happy.

158
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Smoke a little weed,
a little meditation.

159
00:08:39,216 --> 00:08:40,213
Maybe a party.

160
00:08:42,715 --> 00:08:44,619
Y'all know we got
a big one comin' up,
so, make sure y'all pull up.

161
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Until then... it's regular.

162
00:08:48,147 --> 00:08:49,455
Damon!

163
00:08:49,591 --> 00:08:52,551
Damn, man! Always hating.

164
00:08:53,857 --> 00:08:55,488
Here I come! Fuck.

165
00:09:04,074 --> 00:09:07,066
Hey, Armen.
Sorry I'm late, man.
The 405 crazy.

166
00:09:07,202 --> 00:09:09,042
Somebody famous live here?

167
00:09:09,178 --> 00:09:11,975
Jesus, I'm so glad I won't
have to deal with you anymore.

168
00:09:12,111 --> 00:09:14,406
These areas
are marked and locked.

169
00:09:14,542 --> 00:09:16,212
They are not to be
tampered with.

170
00:09:16,348 --> 00:09:18,781
Kevin will return the keys
when you're done.

171
00:09:18,917 --> 00:09:20,251
He's the responsible one.

172
00:09:20,387 --> 00:09:21,587
Man.

173
00:09:21,723 --> 00:09:23,450
I have another site to get to.

174
00:09:26,625 --> 00:09:28,925
Bye, Damon.

175
00:09:29,061 --> 00:09:31,799
It's Damon, bro.
The French way.

176
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Stupid.

177
00:09:33,733 --> 00:09:35,804
Shit ain't that hard.

178
00:09:35,939 --> 00:09:38,339
Damn, man, this how
the other half live, huh.

179
00:09:49,110 --> 00:09:51,014
Hey!

180
00:09:51,150 --> 00:09:53,778
God damn, man.
I see you late as usual.

181
00:09:53,913 --> 00:09:55,954
Yeah, you know, I got caught up
in the clubhouse,

182
00:09:56,089 --> 00:09:57,482
schoolin' niggas
on how to be successful

183
00:09:57,618 --> 00:09:58,826
and not have to work
a basic job.

184
00:10:02,592 --> 00:10:04,193
Hey, how's my
goddaughter, Destiny?

185
00:10:04,328 --> 00:10:06,031
She fine.
She's at her mom's house.

186
00:10:06,166 --> 00:10:08,034
Man, Armen was acting
weird as hell, bro.

187
00:10:08,169 --> 00:10:10,996
Actin' hella sketchy
about who's crib this is.

188
00:10:11,132 --> 00:10:13,434
I guess you ain't heard
we got kicked off
the party tomorrow.

189
00:10:13,569 --> 00:10:14,836
What the fuck
is that supposed to mean?

190
00:10:14,972 --> 00:10:16,636
Kyle and them is pissed.

191
00:10:16,771 --> 00:10:18,204
They don't like you doggin'
their cousin Daisy.

192
00:10:18,339 --> 00:10:20,611
Daisy? Light-skinned Daisy?

193
00:10:20,747 --> 00:10:22,009
That's they cousin?

194
00:10:22,145 --> 00:10:24,776
Shit. I'd be pissed, too.

195
00:10:24,911 --> 00:10:27,488
But they can't kick us
off the party, though, Kev.

196
00:10:27,624 --> 00:10:29,989
We put money in! I'm the host!

197
00:10:30,124 --> 00:10:31,856
I told you,
stop messing with that girl.

198
00:10:31,991 --> 00:10:34,193
She started liking me too much.

199
00:10:34,328 --> 00:10:37,058
That shit--
It just turn me off,
you feel me?

200
00:10:37,193 --> 00:10:39,361
I'm like, "You want me? Me?"

201
00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,296
I'm still in my ho phase, bro.

202
00:10:42,432 --> 00:10:43,798
Man, they said
you stole her chain.

203
00:10:43,933 --> 00:10:44,971
Man, that's cap!

204
00:10:45,638 --> 00:10:47,202
That's big cap!

205
00:10:47,338 --> 00:10:50,040
That's bottle cap!
That's Colin Kap!

206
00:10:50,175 --> 00:10:51,978
-That's Cap-tain America!
-Yo!

207
00:10:54,812 --> 00:10:58,319
Nobody want that fugazi
raggedy-ass swap meet
chain, anyway.

208
00:10:58,455 --> 00:10:59,381
Chain's not worth shit.

209
00:11:03,387 --> 00:11:05,418
Damn, that shit
just fluffed itself.

210
00:11:05,554 --> 00:11:08,260
Whose crib is this, man?
Steve Jobs?

211
00:11:08,396 --> 00:11:11,666
-Steve Jobs is dead, fool.
-Don't mean his house died.

212
00:11:11,802 --> 00:11:13,599
There goes
the money I invested.

213
00:11:13,734 --> 00:11:15,703
I got shit to pay for.

214
00:11:15,838 --> 00:11:17,736
Have to pick up
some extra shifts.

215
00:11:17,872 --> 00:11:18,866
That might not even be enough.

216
00:11:19,002 --> 00:11:20,268
I know, right?

217
00:11:20,404 --> 00:11:21,843
They payin' us Mexican
prices out here.

218
00:11:23,402 --> 00:11:24,879
Hey, my bad, Juan.

219
00:11:25,015 --> 00:11:26,439
-I'm Venezuelan.

220
00:11:26,575 --> 00:11:27,981
Hey, nobody said
you wasn't, Juan.

221
00:11:30,183 --> 00:11:31,077
Come on, let's knock
this house out.

222
00:11:31,213 --> 00:11:33,387
I ain't got all day.

223
00:11:33,522 --> 00:11:35,921
I gotta get home
in time to read to Destiny
and drop the keys off.

224
00:11:36,057 --> 00:11:37,617
Armen must think
you a slave, huh?

225
00:11:37,752 --> 00:11:39,558
He know better
not to try that shit with me.

226
00:11:39,694 --> 00:11:40,691
I'll knock his ass out.

227
00:11:48,235 --> 00:11:51,365
Hey, V. It's crazy you called.
My mom's--

228
00:11:51,501 --> 00:11:52,902
What the hell
is wrong with you?

229
00:11:53,037 --> 00:11:54,469
Oh, nothin', I'm good.

230
00:11:54,604 --> 00:11:55,610
<i>Corporate is in there</i>
<i>right now,</i>

231
00:11:55,745 --> 00:11:57,737
watching a video
of you and Damon

232
00:11:57,872 --> 00:11:59,943
<i>smoking at the house</i>
<i>on Baylor Street.</i>

233
00:12:00,079 --> 00:12:01,913
That don't even sound like us.

234
00:12:02,049 --> 00:12:04,575
<i> This is serious, Kevin.</i>

235
00:12:04,710 --> 00:12:06,883
They are short on staff today,
so, they're gonna let you
clean that last house,

236
00:12:07,018 --> 00:12:10,489
but you are getting
terminated officially,
first thing Monday morning.

237
00:12:10,624 --> 00:12:12,888
Maybe we can talk to 'em
and change their mind,
or somethin'.

238
00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:14,060
<i>I need this job.</i>

239
00:12:15,389 --> 00:12:17,261
These niggas fired.

240
00:12:17,397 --> 00:12:19,564
-No, y'all "fired" fired.
-Hey, Venus!

241
00:12:19,699 --> 00:12:20,902
I gotta go.

242
00:12:22,538 --> 00:12:24,268
Sorry. Sorry, Kev.

243
00:12:24,403 --> 00:12:26,072
Who was that?
Little girlfriend, Venus?

244
00:12:28,810 --> 00:12:30,538
Hey, bro, let's spark up.

245
00:12:33,049 --> 00:12:35,340
Why you standing there
like you shit yourself?

246
00:12:35,476 --> 00:12:36,918
-We fired.
-What?

247
00:12:41,423 --> 00:12:41,956
How?

248
00:12:57,666 --> 00:13:01,138
To be honest with you,
fuck this job.

249
00:13:01,273 --> 00:13:02,800
You're way too talented
for this, Kev.

250
00:13:02,936 --> 00:13:05,311
What you should do
is focus on them beats.

251
00:13:05,446 --> 00:13:07,982
The shit you sent me today,
now, that shit was hard.

252
00:13:10,186 --> 00:13:11,678
I ain't mean to mess up
your money, though, man.

253
00:13:12,753 --> 00:13:13,746
My bad, dawg.

254
00:13:16,123 --> 00:13:16,848
But you'll figure
this shit out.

255
00:13:17,758 --> 00:13:18,685
You always do.

256
00:13:20,995 --> 00:13:22,122
What if we threw a house party?

257
00:13:22,258 --> 00:13:25,961
Where? Auntie crib?

258
00:13:26,096 --> 00:13:29,801
I mean,
that shit could work, but...
she got these low-ass ceilings,

259
00:13:29,937 --> 00:13:32,563
and she got this cat
that be throwin' up
every time it smell weed, so...

260
00:13:32,699 --> 00:13:35,539
No, not like a regular house.

261
00:13:35,675 --> 00:13:40,044
People are tired of us throwin'
the same party. Every time.

262
00:13:40,179 --> 00:13:42,148
We need something... different.

263
00:13:43,619 --> 00:13:44,348
Something bigger.

264
00:13:47,383 --> 00:13:48,680
Something like this place.

265
00:13:48,816 --> 00:13:49,522
You trying to throw
a party here?

266
00:13:49,657 --> 00:13:50,924
Not here.

267
00:13:51,060 --> 00:13:53,718
-Armen would kill us, man.
-True.

268
00:13:53,854 --> 00:13:55,188
We could rent
something out like this.

269
00:13:55,324 --> 00:13:56,855
Rent? Oh, hell, no.

270
00:13:56,991 --> 00:13:58,931
That would be terrible
for our margins, dawg.

271
00:13:59,066 --> 00:14:02,698
Plus, my followers? Here? Shit.

272
00:14:02,834 --> 00:14:04,667
Niggas ain't got no respect
for a nice place like this.

273
00:14:07,577 --> 00:14:09,105
I don't know.
I gotta figure
something out, though.

274
00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:11,340
I need ten G's by next week.

275
00:14:11,475 --> 00:14:13,180
My parents
about to sell the house.

276
00:14:13,316 --> 00:14:16,078
If I don't pay for my
daughter's fancy preschool,

277
00:14:16,214 --> 00:14:18,718
Char could make a case
to get full custody,
and I ain't having that shit.

278
00:14:18,854 --> 00:14:19,752
Man, all right. All right.

279
00:14:19,887 --> 00:14:21,849
All right, man. Damn.

280
00:14:21,985 --> 00:14:25,919
You ain't gotta convince me.
I was in the moment you said...

281
00:14:26,055 --> 00:14:29,091
"Damon... please,
I need your help."

282
00:14:34,431 --> 00:14:36,869
-I didn't even say that.
-Man!

283
00:14:37,004 --> 00:14:39,901
I could hit up my fan base,
we could make 10,000
off cover charges, easy.

284
00:14:40,036 --> 00:14:42,708
All right.
Enough hypothesizing.
I'll call around.

285
00:14:42,843 --> 00:14:43,942
Let's get to work.

286
00:14:44,078 --> 00:14:46,278
Damn. This nigga love to work.

287
00:14:47,450 --> 00:14:48,746
Shit.

288
00:14:48,881 --> 00:14:51,448
Jab. Jab. Spin.

289
00:14:54,289 --> 00:14:56,789
Yeah, that ain't a travel.
That's good.

290
00:14:56,925 --> 00:14:58,555
<i> Hey, Sabrina?</i>

291
00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:01,058
Yeah, remember we threw
that Halloween party last year?

292
00:15:01,193 --> 00:15:05,033
Oh, look... I'm throwing
another party this weekend,
and I need a venue.

293
00:15:11,272 --> 00:15:14,108
Damn. This dude
got his own museum.

294
00:15:27,084 --> 00:15:29,585
Damn. She thick.

295
00:15:32,088 --> 00:15:32,854
Whew!

296
00:15:32,990 --> 00:15:33,985
I would.

297
00:15:38,894 --> 00:15:42,365
Dude got Miami shit,
Cleveland shit, LA shit.

298
00:15:42,501 --> 00:15:45,535
It's like, damn,
pick a city, bro.

299
00:15:45,671 --> 00:15:48,076
Man, you could actually
fuck in here, bro. Yeah.

300
00:15:48,742 --> 00:15:50,374
Yeah!

301
00:15:50,509 --> 00:15:51,640
<i>Conforming to body.</i>

302
00:15:52,672 --> 00:15:53,576
Yeah, this is nice.

303
00:15:55,345 --> 00:15:56,678
Oh! Ewe. What the fuck?

304
00:16:09,328 --> 00:16:10,659
Is this motherfucker a giant?

305
00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:16,902
Damn.

306
00:16:17,037 --> 00:16:19,004
Two weeks meditation?

307
00:16:19,139 --> 00:16:20,207
This dude gotta be stressed.

308
00:16:21,138 --> 00:16:22,033
Who is this bro?

309
00:16:38,785 --> 00:16:40,359
Buddy is on LeBron's nuts.

310
00:17:04,577 --> 00:17:06,277
Oh, my God.

311
00:17:06,413 --> 00:17:08,282
I know it's last minute,
but you gotta have something.

312
00:17:08,417 --> 00:17:10,521
Yes, sir!

313
00:17:10,656 --> 00:17:11,390
-Yeah, I understand.

314
00:17:14,594 --> 00:17:16,627
These promoters talking
a lot of shit about us.

315
00:17:16,762 --> 00:17:19,294
-We're being blackballed.
-Well, fuck all that, bro.

316
00:17:19,430 --> 00:17:21,101
Why is you still cleaning?

317
00:17:21,237 --> 00:17:22,368
Might as well get
this last check.

318
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:24,635
Fuck that, Kev!

319
00:17:24,770 --> 00:17:26,205
What you doing, man?
They got cameras in here!

320
00:17:26,341 --> 00:17:28,102
Don't worry
about that shit, Kev.

321
00:17:28,238 --> 00:17:29,903
I found the camera room
and I turned all them
shits off.

322
00:17:30,038 --> 00:17:31,410
You forgot I worked
at Geek Squad, huh?

323
00:17:32,508 --> 00:17:33,511
Whose jacket you got on?

324
00:17:34,850 --> 00:17:35,414
Check it out.

325
00:17:37,919 --> 00:17:38,615
It's LeBron's.

326
00:17:40,514 --> 00:17:41,189
LeBron who?

327
00:17:43,617 --> 00:17:45,422
James, nigga!

328
00:17:45,558 --> 00:17:46,993
There is only
one LeBron on earth!

329
00:17:47,128 --> 00:17:48,961
Why you got on his clothes?

330
00:17:49,096 --> 00:17:52,563
'Cause this his house.

331
00:17:52,698 --> 00:17:55,665
Mmm. This him, Kev!
This him! This all him.

332
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:58,668
This-- Man, look, man!
This is his candle.

333
00:17:58,803 --> 00:18:00,737
Smell like game time
in this motherfucker.

334
00:18:00,873 --> 00:18:03,743
Look, man, this is his--
This is his fridge, Kev! Look!

335
00:18:03,878 --> 00:18:04,806
This his juice.

336
00:18:08,449 --> 00:18:10,978
This juice is LeBron
juice, bro!

337
00:18:11,113 --> 00:18:13,443
Get some of this greatness
in your life, goddammit.

338
00:18:14,983 --> 00:18:15,883
You fucking
kidding me right now?

339
00:18:19,257 --> 00:18:21,328
Shut the fuck up.

340
00:18:22,799 --> 00:18:25,527
Yep. Told you.

341
00:18:25,662 --> 00:18:27,931
-<i> Hey, there.</i>
-Oh!

342
00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:31,030
<i>You are one handsome,</i>
<i>philanthropic motherfucker.</i>

343
00:18:31,165 --> 00:18:32,967
-Who, me?
<i>-Your hairline is perfect.</i>

344
00:18:33,103 --> 00:18:36,601
<i>Anyone who says</i>
<i>otherwise is just jealous.</i>

345
00:18:36,736 --> 00:18:40,939
Bro, he got
a hologram of himself,
just to give him compliments?

346
00:18:41,075 --> 00:18:43,510
Yeah, that do make
sense, though.

347
00:18:43,646 --> 00:18:46,983
The only person that could
convince him he the greatest...
is the greatest.

348
00:18:47,118 --> 00:18:49,281
<i>You handled the decision</i>
<i>to go to Miami perfectly.</i>

349
00:18:49,417 --> 00:18:50,782
Nah!

350
00:18:50,918 --> 00:18:53,459
That's cap. This guy.

351
00:18:56,627 --> 00:18:58,328
Damon. Stop touchin' shit, man.

352
00:18:58,464 --> 00:18:59,723
Man, what, man? Shut up, bro!

353
00:18:59,859 --> 00:19:01,034
Your scary ass, bro.

354
00:19:01,169 --> 00:19:02,501
Oh, Damn, I need a face ID.

355
00:19:03,629 --> 00:19:05,172
Shit.

356
00:19:05,308 --> 00:19:07,471
Hey,
talk, man.

357
00:19:07,606 --> 00:19:09,003
<i>You were great in</i> Trainwreck.

358
00:19:09,138 --> 00:19:10,973
<i>In fact, Ian Crouch</i>
<i>of the</i> New Yorker

359
00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:13,209
<i>said you were the funniest</i>
<i>person in the movie.</i>

360
00:19:15,617 --> 00:19:18,384
Damn, we got all of LeBron's
contacts in here.

361
00:19:18,519 --> 00:19:20,051
Pretty much everybody
in the world.

362
00:19:20,186 --> 00:19:21,585
Man, shut up, bro.

363
00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:23,922
Even got Carole Baskin
in here, bro.

364
00:19:26,153 --> 00:19:27,460
Should we invite her
to our party?

365
00:19:30,458 --> 00:19:33,562
Yo! Yo.

366
00:19:33,697 --> 00:19:36,099
Yo! Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo yo, Kev!

367
00:19:36,234 --> 00:19:37,002
Yo! Kev, yo!

368
00:19:37,138 --> 00:19:39,439
Yo, yo, yo. Yo! Yo!

369
00:19:39,574 --> 00:19:43,034
How about...
we throw the party... here?

370
00:19:43,170 --> 00:19:45,003
Bro, that
was a bad idea before.

371
00:19:45,139 --> 00:19:46,842
-It's a terrible idea now.
-What?

372
00:19:46,978 --> 00:19:49,749
<i>Your NBA 2K rating</i>
<i>should be 100, not 97.</i>

373
00:19:49,884 --> 00:19:51,616
Yeah.

374
00:19:51,751 --> 00:19:53,685
Come on, man.
It's the perfect idea, bro.

375
00:19:53,820 --> 00:19:55,579
Who wouldn't want to party
in the King's house?

376
00:19:55,714 --> 00:19:58,222
<i> To become a champion,</i>
<i>you must think like a champion.</i>

377
00:19:58,357 --> 00:20:00,061
Listen to LeBron, man!

378
00:20:00,196 --> 00:20:01,689
Look, it's perfect, dawg. Look.

379
00:20:01,825 --> 00:20:03,193
We just hit up
all his contacts.

380
00:20:03,329 --> 00:20:05,294
As LeBron's assistants.

381
00:20:05,429 --> 00:20:07,902
We say that LeBron
throwing a secret party
on some low key shit.

382
00:20:08,037 --> 00:20:10,871
You want to trick famous people
into thinking LeBron
throwing a party?

383
00:20:11,006 --> 00:20:11,972
In his own house?

384
00:20:12,108 --> 00:20:14,703
-Hell, yeah!
-Man.

385
00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:16,474
We can charge
way more at the door

386
00:20:16,610 --> 00:20:17,773
with these celebs
coming, all right?

387
00:20:17,909 --> 00:20:19,609
We can make
ten times the money, Kev.

388
00:20:19,745 --> 00:20:21,446
We can send
Destiny to preschool,

389
00:20:21,582 --> 00:20:24,615
high school,
college... Whatever.

390
00:20:24,751 --> 00:20:26,650
What about his family?
Somebody could show up.

391
00:20:26,785 --> 00:20:28,653
-We can go to jail.
-Your scary ass.

392
00:20:28,788 --> 00:20:30,588
You worried about
the wrong things, Kev.

393
00:20:30,723 --> 00:20:33,056
Look. Right here.
They on vacation.

394
00:20:33,192 --> 00:20:36,993
-He meditating for two weeks.
-Two weeks? Must be stressed.

395
00:20:37,128 --> 00:20:40,993
I would be, too if I was about
to hit my 30th season.

396
00:20:41,128 --> 00:20:43,795
Look, bro.
It's simple, all right?

397
00:20:43,931 --> 00:20:47,908
We could throw the party,
have it cleaned,
without him even knowing.

398
00:20:48,043 --> 00:20:49,404
Man, I don't know.

399
00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:51,242
Hey, hey, man. Hey, hey!

400
00:20:51,378 --> 00:20:52,775
This is not about us, Kev.

401
00:20:52,911 --> 00:20:55,575
It's not about you.
It's not about me.

402
00:20:55,711 --> 00:20:56,549
You know who it's about?

403
00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:01,452
Destiny. Lil' baby.

404
00:21:01,588 --> 00:21:04,091
She can't read.
She can't write.

405
00:21:04,227 --> 00:21:05,523
'Cause she can't go to school.

406
00:21:05,658 --> 00:21:08,326
-Why? Because you broke.
-Shut up.

407
00:21:08,462 --> 00:21:09,858
But you can change that, Kev.

408
00:21:09,993 --> 00:21:12,433
You could make it happen.
All right?

409
00:21:13,398 --> 00:21:15,299
Yeah, you see it.

410
00:21:15,435 --> 00:21:17,438
Now... are we doing this?

411
00:21:18,635 --> 00:21:19,863
Or are we doing this?

412
00:21:21,477 --> 00:21:24,272
Come on, now. Say yes.
Say yes, Kev.

413
00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:26,447
-This shit gotta be spotless.
-It's gonna be sparkling, bro.

414
00:21:32,618 --> 00:21:33,614
-Yeah...
-We doin' it.

415
00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:35,852
We doin' it. Yeah, my boy!

416
00:21:35,988 --> 00:21:37,953
You know what
that means, right?

417
00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:41,026
Looks like we about
to throw a house par--

418
00:21:41,161 --> 00:21:42,525
Excuse me.

419
00:21:42,661 --> 00:21:43,722
We're done in the living room.

420
00:21:43,858 --> 00:21:45,732
Oh. Okay, for sure.

421
00:21:45,868 --> 00:21:47,891
You can leave
the cleaning supplies
by the door.

422
00:21:48,027 --> 00:21:49,497
-Yeah.
-Yeah.

423
00:21:49,633 --> 00:21:50,962
Dawg, you about to get--

424
00:21:51,098 --> 00:21:52,533
Which door? The one over here?

425
00:21:52,669 --> 00:21:54,231
Just the one over--

426
00:21:54,367 --> 00:21:55,705
Not that one,
the one right over--

427
00:21:55,841 --> 00:21:57,038
There's so many
doors in the house.

428
00:21:57,173 --> 00:21:59,076
Yo, Juan, get the fuck out
of here, bro!

429
00:21:59,211 --> 00:22:01,073
You ruining the special moment
between me and my man, bro.

430
00:22:01,208 --> 00:22:02,677
-Sorry.
-You and Gloria can leave.

431
00:22:02,812 --> 00:22:03,880
We'll lock up. Thanks, man.

432
00:22:05,211 --> 00:22:07,720
Yeah, come on, bro.

433
00:22:07,855 --> 00:22:11,086
Man, this is what we do, man.
We throw parties, bro.

434
00:22:11,221 --> 00:22:13,323
I'm gonna make some calls.
About to get it crackin'.

435
00:22:13,459 --> 00:22:14,759
Shit, I'mma call Diddy.

436
00:22:14,894 --> 00:22:17,663
Of course, Puffy,
Diddy, Sean, Mr. Love.

437
00:22:18,496 --> 00:22:20,997
Yeah. Ciroc only.

438
00:22:21,132 --> 00:22:24,162
We put the DJ booth right here,
VIP area upstairs.

439
00:22:24,298 --> 00:22:26,005
We can get Sly and Reg
to do security.

440
00:22:26,140 --> 00:22:28,437
Hell, yeah.

441
00:22:28,572 --> 00:22:30,201
We need somebody good
to clean this place
so we don't get caught.

442
00:22:30,336 --> 00:22:32,513
-We can do it.
-Naw, someone good.

443
00:22:33,644 --> 00:22:35,214
You right. You right.

444
00:22:36,842 --> 00:22:38,017
All right,
we're gonna tell
everybody no phones,

445
00:22:38,152 --> 00:22:39,912
no social media.

446
00:22:40,048 --> 00:22:43,084
The theme is for LeBron
and all the guests to play dumb
if it's ever brought up again.

447
00:22:43,219 --> 00:22:46,257
We're gonna call it,
"Off the Grid Part Two."

448
00:22:46,393 --> 00:22:47,758
"Off the Grid Part Two"?

449
00:22:47,894 --> 00:22:50,424
So, people think
they missed the first one.

450
00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:52,731
People would love
to have Dr. Dre
on the ones and twos.

451
00:22:54,933 --> 00:22:57,538
Oh! This is
Dr. Andre Liebowitz?

452
00:22:58,933 --> 00:22:59,837
Oh, my bad. My bad.

453
00:23:01,907 --> 00:23:03,274
No, I do not need
a hair transplant.

454
00:23:08,380 --> 00:23:09,517
Oh, my God.

455
00:23:19,423 --> 00:23:21,755
Then we invite
all the celebrities
and regular people too,

456
00:23:21,890 --> 00:23:23,994
and charge them more.

457
00:23:24,130 --> 00:23:27,463
Man, we about to be
the biggest promoters in town.

458
00:23:29,796 --> 00:23:30,571
Blanket.

459
00:23:45,218 --> 00:23:47,682
Popcorn.

460
00:23:47,818 --> 00:23:50,888
Bro. You really think LeBron's
installing popcorn
in his goddamn cinema--

461
00:24:14,250 --> 00:24:16,479
-Hey, yo.
-Yeah?

462
00:24:16,614 --> 00:24:18,285
I think we'll be good
if we keep the party
to the living room.

463
00:24:18,421 --> 00:24:20,113
Everything else is off limits.

464
00:24:20,249 --> 00:24:22,119
Yeah, we can
just party-proof it

465
00:24:22,255 --> 00:24:24,020
like we did that Pajama Jam
we threw at my granny house.

466
00:24:24,155 --> 00:24:26,658
Exactly. Plus,
all the good stuff is packed

467
00:24:26,793 --> 00:24:28,057
into the restricted areas,
anyway.

468
00:24:28,193 --> 00:24:31,562
Word. Nigga, this shit
about to be crackin'.

469
00:24:31,697 --> 00:24:33,831
I'm talking about legendary.

470
00:24:33,967 --> 00:24:35,493
I even booked us
some performers, too.

471
00:24:37,164 --> 00:24:38,666
-Who?
-Migos!

472
00:24:40,442 --> 00:24:41,873
How the hell you do that?

473
00:24:42,008 --> 00:24:43,036
Told Quavo he can play
LeBron one on one.

474
00:24:43,172 --> 00:24:45,212
-He believed it?
-Of course not.

475
00:24:45,347 --> 00:24:47,542
But he said he coming.

476
00:24:47,678 --> 00:24:50,211
Shit, I was thinking
he could freestyle
over one of your beats.

477
00:24:52,016 --> 00:24:53,850
Nah, man,
I'm still uncomfortable

478
00:24:53,986 --> 00:24:55,687
playin' my shit
after what happened.

479
00:25:02,495 --> 00:25:03,928
This the one?

480
00:25:04,063 --> 00:25:06,024
Hey, nigga.
Turn this weak-ass shit off.

481
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:07,030
I got a customer out here.

482
00:25:09,232 --> 00:25:11,335
Yo, this shit
really is trash, bro.

483
00:25:11,470 --> 00:25:13,102
Fuckin' weirdos.

484
00:25:13,237 --> 00:25:15,938
Can't lowride to this, nigga.
This ain't Dre.

485
00:25:16,074 --> 00:25:17,845
You gotta get over that, bro.

486
00:25:17,980 --> 00:25:20,109
Dude was recording in the back
of a cell phone shop.

487
00:25:20,244 --> 00:25:22,281
No, I still don't
want to do it, though.

488
00:25:22,417 --> 00:25:23,211
That shit fucked me up.

489
00:25:24,343 --> 00:25:26,582
All right, whatever, bro.

490
00:25:26,717 --> 00:25:29,383
Look... I'm gonna drop
a fake set of keys off
to the office now.

491
00:25:29,519 --> 00:25:32,519
And I'm gonna give Venus
the real set, after the party.

492
00:25:32,655 --> 00:25:35,457
Man, we about to be kings
in the King's castle, dawg.

493
00:25:35,592 --> 00:25:36,356
Poof!

494
00:25:39,598 --> 00:25:40,431
Mm-hmm.

495
00:25:41,832 --> 00:25:43,264
We got a lot to do.

496
00:25:43,399 --> 00:25:45,530
All right.
Focus on the important stuff.

497
00:25:47,507 --> 00:25:49,375
Yo! What the fuck?

498
00:25:49,511 --> 00:25:52,545
My fault, bro. Shit. Damn.

499
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:54,141
Keep your feet off my damn car.

500
00:25:54,277 --> 00:25:55,744
Come on, Kev.
Let's get to work.

501
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:57,543
Start with the back yard.

502
00:26:12,897 --> 00:26:14,499
Yup. It's that rapper weed.

503
00:26:16,535 --> 00:26:17,566
Baby lungs.

504
00:26:18,868 --> 00:26:21,808
-Oh!
-Yo!

505
00:26:21,943 --> 00:26:23,641
-What the fuck was that?
-Looked like a koala.

506
00:26:23,776 --> 00:26:25,404
-A what?
-Yeah, a koala.

507
00:26:25,540 --> 00:26:27,109
-You never seen a koala before?
-Hell no, man.

508
00:26:27,244 --> 00:26:28,445
That looked like
a fucked-up monkey.

509
00:26:29,485 --> 00:26:31,181
Yo, Kev. Let's go inside.

510
00:26:31,317 --> 00:26:32,418
Because if it come over,
I'mma kick the shit out of it.

511
00:26:32,554 --> 00:26:33,750
Come on, man. Get off me.

512
00:26:33,886 --> 00:26:34,781
You're scared of a teddy bear?

513
00:26:37,718 --> 00:26:40,485
Yo, what the fuck is that?
You leave the gate open?

514
00:26:40,621 --> 00:26:41,894
Nigga, I don't know,
it's not my house.

515
00:26:44,925 --> 00:26:46,265
Kev, come here. Hey.
-Hello?

516
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:47,631
Come here, Kev.

517
00:26:47,767 --> 00:26:49,768
-Hello?
-Wait.

518
00:26:49,904 --> 00:26:51,772
Hi! I see you there.
How are you?

519
00:26:53,298 --> 00:26:55,272
I already saw you.

520
00:26:55,408 --> 00:26:56,176
-It's a white man.
-Oh, shit!

521
00:26:56,311 --> 00:26:58,010
Oh, shit!

522
00:26:58,145 --> 00:26:59,840
We going to jail, Kev.
Oh, shit. He's a detective.

523
00:26:59,976 --> 00:27:01,606
Fuck! Get the drugs out!

524
00:27:01,741 --> 00:27:03,777
I can see you through
the tempered glass.

525
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:07,814
Kev, no. Kev!

526
00:27:07,950 --> 00:27:08,921
Kev!

527
00:27:10,957 --> 00:27:12,823
Hi, I'm Peter.
I'm the neighbor.

528
00:27:12,959 --> 00:27:15,020
-How are you?
-How you doin?

529
00:27:15,156 --> 00:27:17,320
Nice to meet you.
Sorry, my pet koala
wandered over here again.

530
00:27:17,456 --> 00:27:18,830
Ugh! This keeps happening.

531
00:27:18,966 --> 00:27:19,793
I just want to grab
the little guy.

532
00:27:19,928 --> 00:27:21,197
My bad. Hi.

533
00:27:21,332 --> 00:27:23,128
So... you just--
you just got a pet koala?

534
00:27:23,263 --> 00:27:24,872
Yeah, pet koala, yeah.

535
00:27:25,007 --> 00:27:26,673
It started off as a prank
from my brother-in-law.

536
00:27:26,809 --> 00:27:28,403
But eight years
and one divorce later,

537
00:27:28,538 --> 00:27:30,804
it's the only thing I love,
so... joke's on him.

538
00:27:36,047 --> 00:27:37,240
-Is LeBron here?
-Get this guy.

539
00:27:37,376 --> 00:27:38,141
-Huh?
-Uh...

540
00:27:38,276 --> 00:27:39,484
Is LeBron home?

541
00:27:39,619 --> 00:27:40,854
-Um...
-No?

542
00:27:41,355 --> 00:27:42,986
Ugh!

543
00:27:43,122 --> 00:27:44,884
I just wanted to talk
to the big guy.

544
00:27:45,020 --> 00:27:47,659
Still haven't met him
and I was hoping
to chat him up a bit

545
00:27:47,795 --> 00:27:49,027
and maybe show him something.

546
00:27:50,124 --> 00:27:51,656
Yo, man. Whoa!

547
00:27:51,792 --> 00:27:53,497
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't do that anymore.

548
00:27:53,633 --> 00:27:54,993
Look at this.

549
00:27:55,129 --> 00:27:56,133
Sign my jers.

550
00:27:58,001 --> 00:27:59,737
Lake show. Big fan.

551
00:27:59,872 --> 00:28:02,038
He's actually away on vaca--

552
00:28:02,173 --> 00:28:03,902
-He not here. Yeah.
-Business.

553
00:28:04,037 --> 00:28:06,446
-Miami, Cleveland.
Whole bunch of stuff.
-Wife, kids...

554
00:28:06,581 --> 00:28:08,046
-Oh, he's gone.
-Yeah.

555
00:28:09,176 --> 00:28:10,609
Who are you guys?

556
00:28:10,744 --> 00:28:12,248
-We're his lawyers.
-We're his cousins.

557
00:28:14,683 --> 00:28:17,123
I'm his cousin, Kenton.
This is his court lawyer.

558
00:28:17,259 --> 00:28:19,050
-Nice to meet you.
What's your name?
-I'm Deez.

559
00:28:19,185 --> 00:28:20,383
Deez. Deez what?

560
00:28:20,519 --> 00:28:21,760
-Deez--
-Hey, uh...

561
00:28:21,896 --> 00:28:23,954
You said
you're the... neighbor.

562
00:28:24,090 --> 00:28:26,391
Yeah, I live just over those
bushes, right down the hill.

563
00:28:26,527 --> 00:28:28,397
-That's where I am.
-Got it.

564
00:28:28,533 --> 00:28:30,534
-All right,
I'm gonna skedaddle.
-Ske-what?

565
00:28:30,670 --> 00:28:32,537
By the way...

566
00:28:32,673 --> 00:28:33,401
Black lives matter.

567
00:28:35,106 --> 00:28:37,109
-They do.
-Yes, they do.

568
00:28:37,244 --> 00:28:40,572
I posted two squares
on my Instagram. Respect.

569
00:28:40,708 --> 00:28:42,509
-Hell, yeah.
-All right, guys. Toodles.

570
00:28:43,616 --> 00:28:44,784
Toodle-what?

571
00:28:44,919 --> 00:28:46,449
Marley!
Come here, girl!

572
00:28:46,585 --> 00:28:47,813
Marley!

573
00:28:47,949 --> 00:28:49,556
Marley!

574
00:28:49,692 --> 00:28:50,517
Fuck, that was weird.

575
00:28:53,523 --> 00:28:55,729
But we still need to buy
some liquor and stuff.

576
00:28:55,865 --> 00:28:57,865
-You got some bread?
-Hell, yeah.

577
00:29:04,034 --> 00:29:05,268
My whole life's savings.

578
00:29:06,199 --> 00:29:08,106
All 347 dollars.

579
00:29:08,242 --> 00:29:11,242
All right, with my money,
we should be good.

580
00:29:11,378 --> 00:29:14,111
I still need to let Venus know
the whole plan, though.

581
00:29:14,247 --> 00:29:15,579
She on the way
with her cousin Mika right now.

582
00:29:15,714 --> 00:29:18,776
Mika? Fine Mika?

583
00:29:18,911 --> 00:29:22,022
Good. Get a head start
on the competition.

584
00:29:22,157 --> 00:29:25,119
There's about to be a gang
of NBA niggas up in here.

585
00:29:28,562 --> 00:29:29,292
Vic.

586
00:29:32,897 --> 00:29:33,593
What's up, homie?

587
00:29:34,502 --> 00:29:35,763
Hold this.

588
00:29:35,898 --> 00:29:37,632
Damn.

589
00:29:37,768 --> 00:29:39,935
It's like the Kardashians
up in this motherfucker, man.

590
00:29:40,071 --> 00:29:41,867
You bring speakers, right?

591
00:29:42,003 --> 00:29:43,771
-Yeah. They out there
on the truck.
-All right.

592
00:29:43,907 --> 00:29:45,141
I almost got robbed by a gang
of crackheads on the way over.

593
00:29:45,277 --> 00:29:46,809
We're gonna put
the DJ booth over here.

594
00:29:46,945 --> 00:29:48,479
Yeah, yeah, surely.

595
00:29:48,614 --> 00:29:49,147
Whoo.

596
00:29:55,522 --> 00:29:56,253
Surely.

597
00:29:58,251 --> 00:29:59,823
Gimme that shit.

598
00:29:59,958 --> 00:30:00,956
Nigga, is this vodka?

599
00:30:01,091 --> 00:30:03,660
Hell, no. Never vodka.

600
00:30:03,795 --> 00:30:04,896
Never vodka.

601
00:30:05,031 --> 00:30:06,628
-That's rum.
-Watch out, bro.

602
00:30:06,764 --> 00:30:08,524
-What, so you gonna
drink on the job?
-Pshh...

603
00:30:08,660 --> 00:30:10,666
Yes. It's my DJ jet fuel.

604
00:30:10,802 --> 00:30:12,903
When I need to turn
this party up,
I'mma hit the bottle.

605
00:30:13,039 --> 00:30:14,668
No, ain't no drinking tonight.

606
00:30:14,803 --> 00:30:16,469
Yeah, Nigga, we not payin'
if you drinkin', bro.

607
00:30:16,605 --> 00:30:17,840
I thought only while
I was DJ-ing.

608
00:30:17,976 --> 00:30:20,172
We can't take no chance.

609
00:30:20,307 --> 00:30:22,046
You wanna talk about
that time you was DJ-ing
at that frat party?

610
00:30:35,894 --> 00:30:37,820
-See, that wasn't--
-Or that baby shower
over in Crenshaw.

611
00:30:37,956 --> 00:30:39,594
-Look what--?
-Look at this punk--

612
00:30:39,729 --> 00:30:41,731
-What is going on right now?

613
00:30:41,867 --> 00:30:44,667
-I'm gonna beat--
-No, no, we're not
fighting him on this.

614
00:30:44,802 --> 00:30:47,100
We're fighting right
now because,
you pay for this?

615
00:30:47,235 --> 00:30:48,871
He's ruinin' my--

616
00:30:49,006 --> 00:30:51,336
No, Auntie, stop!

617
00:30:51,471 --> 00:30:53,838
-That wasn't even his baby.
You seen that girl.
-Yeah.

618
00:30:55,981 --> 00:30:58,183
Do your thing. Sober.

619
00:30:59,813 --> 00:31:01,782
All right.
Come on, guys, focus.

620
00:31:01,918 --> 00:31:04,520
By this time tomorrow night,
we'll be counting stacks.

621
00:31:04,655 --> 00:31:06,224
I'll buy a big-ass bottle
of Hennessy myself.

622
00:31:07,553 --> 00:31:08,358
Hennessy Privilege?

623
00:31:09,896 --> 00:31:11,692
I mean, you never know.

624
00:31:11,827 --> 00:31:13,862
Can't you at least make it
Hennessy Black, please?

625
00:31:13,997 --> 00:31:15,597
Don't trip, man.

626
00:31:15,732 --> 00:31:17,030
You can smoke all the weed
you want to, homie.

627
00:31:18,599 --> 00:31:19,896
You know that shit ain't funny.

628
00:31:20,032 --> 00:31:22,036
You already know
how I get, all right?

629
00:31:22,171 --> 00:31:23,740
This is beautif--

630
00:31:23,876 --> 00:31:25,540
Wait a minute.

631
00:31:25,675 --> 00:31:27,212
Is this a picture
of Chris Bosh's kids?

632
00:31:29,179 --> 00:31:31,275
We'll explain later.

633
00:31:31,410 --> 00:31:32,881
How do you even know
what Chris Bosh's kids
look like, bro?

634
00:31:36,923 --> 00:31:37,752
Ladies, ladies, ladies.

635
00:31:37,888 --> 00:31:39,090
Welcome.

636
00:31:39,225 --> 00:31:40,993
-Hey, Damon.
-What's up wid it.

637
00:31:41,129 --> 00:31:43,797
-This is my cousin, Mika.
-I know.

638
00:31:43,932 --> 00:31:46,293
The most beautiful angel on IG.

639
00:31:46,429 --> 00:31:47,765
I think we follow each other.

640
00:31:47,900 --> 00:31:51,929
Yeah. DamonThaDon.

641
00:31:52,064 --> 00:31:53,804
-I don't follow your
broke ass.
-Oh.

642
00:31:53,940 --> 00:31:54,767
For sure.

643
00:31:56,141 --> 00:31:57,577
Is Kevin-- Kevin's in there?

644
00:31:57,713 --> 00:31:58,978
-Yeah.
-Okay.

645
00:31:59,114 --> 00:32:01,077
-You crazy. You crazy.

646
00:32:01,212 --> 00:32:02,247
We can fix all that, though.

647
00:32:03,912 --> 00:32:07,086
Boy, if you don't
get the hell away from me...

648
00:32:07,221 --> 00:32:09,355
Venus in the house,
shut your mouth.

649
00:32:11,256 --> 00:32:12,956
-What up, Johnny, Jr.?
-What--?

650
00:32:13,092 --> 00:32:14,785
-Huh?
-Oh, my God,

651
00:32:14,921 --> 00:32:16,492
only you and my dad
call me that.

652
00:32:16,628 --> 00:32:18,694
-You know that, right?
-I know. Good to see you.

653
00:32:18,830 --> 00:32:21,595
-Good to see you, too.
You look good.
-I'm all right.

654
00:32:21,731 --> 00:32:23,763
Nice. Colors of the rainbow.
I see you.

655
00:32:23,898 --> 00:32:25,498
Thank you for bringing
your cousin, too.

656
00:32:25,634 --> 00:32:27,837
Damon was being
thirsty as hell.

657
00:32:27,973 --> 00:32:30,840
Yeah, she just flew
in from Houston
to promote that Tummy Tea.

658
00:32:30,976 --> 00:32:32,306
Wish me luck.

659
00:32:32,441 --> 00:32:33,805
Got one shorty in the back.

660
00:32:33,941 --> 00:32:35,639
You know
what I'm sayin'--

661
00:32:35,774 --> 00:32:36,547
What the fuck are you doing?

662
00:32:36,683 --> 00:32:38,648
Huh?

663
00:32:38,783 --> 00:32:41,612
-I was on the--
-Yeah, they perfect
for each other.

664
00:32:41,747 --> 00:32:44,657
Yo. This place is gorgeous.

665
00:32:44,793 --> 00:32:46,152
What is this, an Airbnb?

666
00:32:46,288 --> 00:32:47,220
This is nice.

667
00:32:47,355 --> 00:32:48,693
-Yeah...
-Rich.

668
00:32:48,828 --> 00:32:51,054
About that.

669
00:32:51,189 --> 00:32:53,191
-What? What's wrong?
-Everything's fine.

670
00:32:53,326 --> 00:32:55,026
Um...

671
00:32:55,161 --> 00:32:57,027
-I do need your help
with something.
-What?

672
00:32:59,137 --> 00:33:00,404
Are you stupid?

673
00:33:00,539 --> 00:33:01,339
I just need you
to return the keys.

674
00:33:02,703 --> 00:33:04,740
All right. Yeah, there you go.

675
00:33:04,876 --> 00:33:06,839
-Mika. Come on, let's go.
-Wait, wait. Wait--

676
00:33:06,975 --> 00:33:09,748
Kevin-- Mika, come on.
Let's-- Get off of me!

677
00:33:09,884 --> 00:33:12,212
Why y'all leaving, man?

678
00:33:12,347 --> 00:33:15,515
Y'all idiots are trying
to throw a party
in LeBron's house, that's why!

679
00:33:15,650 --> 00:33:16,821
-This is LeBron's house?
-Wait.

680
00:33:16,957 --> 00:33:18,721
Yeah, it's regular.

681
00:33:18,856 --> 00:33:20,825
Wait, Venus.
Don't leave! Don't--
Don't leave!

682
00:33:20,961 --> 00:33:22,694
V, I know this is crazy.

683
00:33:22,829 --> 00:33:24,927
But you know me.

684
00:33:25,062 --> 00:33:26,133
I wouldn't do
something like this
unless I was desperate.

685
00:33:28,203 --> 00:33:30,436
I gotta pay for my
daughter's school.

686
00:33:30,572 --> 00:33:34,272
I lost this job,
the money I invested
for the party.

687
00:33:34,407 --> 00:33:36,076
I start my new job in,
like, a month.

688
00:33:36,211 --> 00:33:38,970
Look, I'm telling you,
I have a plan.

689
00:33:41,380 --> 00:33:42,413
But we can't do
this without you.

690
00:33:44,009 --> 00:33:45,214
Yeah, he can't do
this without--

691
00:33:45,350 --> 00:33:46,443
-Shut up.
-All right.

692
00:33:48,215 --> 00:33:49,715
I'm not wasting my years
in college for this shit.

693
00:33:49,851 --> 00:33:51,281
And I'm about
to get a promotion.

694
00:33:51,417 --> 00:33:52,716
Mmm. No.

695
00:33:52,852 --> 00:33:54,390
Y'all can ruin y'all's lives.

696
00:33:54,526 --> 00:33:56,894
-I'm not. I'm out.
-Wait, Venus--

697
00:33:57,030 --> 00:33:59,359
Damn, we just got here.

698
00:33:59,494 --> 00:34:03,430
I just want to take
a couple cute pics
and then we can go. Please?

699
00:34:03,565 --> 00:34:04,600
At least check out the pool.

700
00:34:08,735 --> 00:34:11,602
Ooh. Slim waist, fat ass.

701
00:34:11,738 --> 00:34:12,740
Y'all wanna get this tea.

702
00:34:14,179 --> 00:34:16,348
Okay, I see you, sis.

703
00:34:19,419 --> 00:34:23,850
Kevin, this is a really,
really bad idea.

704
00:34:26,127 --> 00:34:27,623
It's kinda dope, though, right?

705
00:34:29,462 --> 00:34:32,227
-I mean, we in LeBron's house.
-Yeah.

706
00:34:32,362 --> 00:34:36,599
He probably sat right here
and contemplated on
killing J.R. Smith.

707
00:34:36,734 --> 00:34:38,771
I'm contemplating
killing you right now.

708
00:34:38,906 --> 00:34:40,768
Come on, V. Relax.

709
00:34:40,904 --> 00:34:42,937
Why does everyone
keep telling me to relax?

710
00:34:43,072 --> 00:34:45,142
I mean, you probably should
just relax a little bit.

711
00:34:45,278 --> 00:34:46,305
I mean, you be a little tense.

712
00:34:49,082 --> 00:34:50,740
Look, but I'm serious.

713
00:34:50,875 --> 00:34:52,816
I know this is crazy,

714
00:34:52,952 --> 00:34:53,752
but a night like this
don't come around
more than once.

715
00:34:53,887 --> 00:34:55,585
Yeah, whatever.

716
00:34:55,721 --> 00:34:57,422
As soon as she's
over this shit, we leaving.

717
00:35:01,126 --> 00:35:02,322
You impressed yet?

718
00:35:02,457 --> 00:35:04,122
I'm getting there.

719
00:35:04,257 --> 00:35:06,498
My hosting shit really
starting to take off, too.

720
00:35:06,633 --> 00:35:08,967
I got all my famous friends
pullin' up tonight.

721
00:35:09,103 --> 00:35:10,464
-Famous friends?
-Yeah.

722
00:35:10,599 --> 00:35:12,101
And who are you?

723
00:35:12,237 --> 00:35:13,698
Their normal friend?

724
00:35:13,833 --> 00:35:15,638
Man, whatever, I'm popular.

725
00:35:16,812 --> 00:35:18,175
Hey, yo, Kev!

726
00:35:18,310 --> 00:35:20,276
Let me borrow your car keys.

727
00:35:20,411 --> 00:35:21,676
Gonna go get some supplies.

728
00:35:21,812 --> 00:35:24,509
Whoa!
You don't have a car?

729
00:35:24,645 --> 00:35:25,851
They on the counter.

730
00:35:25,987 --> 00:35:27,186
Should I roll with you?

731
00:35:27,322 --> 00:35:28,255
No, man, one of us
should stay here.

732
00:35:31,860 --> 00:35:33,321
I can see you.

733
00:35:33,457 --> 00:35:35,728
-Huh?
-I can see you.

734
00:35:35,863 --> 00:35:37,364
My fault.

735
00:35:37,499 --> 00:35:39,395
-Just don't fuck up my car.
-Yeah, all right.

736
00:35:39,530 --> 00:35:41,158
Look at his little-bitty booty.

737
00:35:41,293 --> 00:35:43,466
Watch out. That's why
your followers is fake.

738
00:35:43,602 --> 00:35:45,899
Yeah, whatever,
and you one of 'em.

739
00:35:46,034 --> 00:35:47,472
I'mma stunt all over
this bitch tonight.

740
00:35:55,312 --> 00:35:56,140
Motherfucker.

741
00:35:57,050 --> 00:35:58,179
Talkin' about me?

742
00:35:58,314 --> 00:35:59,649
I ain't no one?

743
00:36:13,025 --> 00:36:15,900
Sweet chunky Black Baby Jesus.

744
00:36:24,911 --> 00:36:26,207
Yeah.

745
00:36:26,343 --> 00:36:27,380
Come on, now.

746
00:36:27,948 --> 00:36:29,178
Say what?

747
00:36:29,314 --> 00:36:31,076
What I do for a living?

748
00:36:32,152 --> 00:36:33,577
I make money, bitch!

749
00:36:36,356 --> 00:36:38,448
-'Sup, man.
-'Sup, my man?

750
00:36:38,584 --> 00:36:40,888
Yeah. Got this party tonight.
Make sure y'all pull up.

751
00:36:41,023 --> 00:36:43,889
Follow me on the 'gram, though.
@DamonThaDon81.

752
00:36:44,025 --> 00:36:45,794
Hey, bro bro,
you pulling up tonight?

753
00:36:45,930 --> 00:36:48,534
-You already know that.
-I'm gonna see you then.

754
00:36:48,669 --> 00:36:51,762
I can smell the deposit slip
on you, Big Time.

755
00:36:51,898 --> 00:36:54,635
Whoo! That ride is clean!

756
00:36:54,771 --> 00:36:56,572
All you need now
is one of these

757
00:36:56,707 --> 00:36:58,475
exclusive Louis Vuitton
t-shirts.

758
00:36:58,611 --> 00:37:00,742
Man, Virgil ain't make
that shit.

759
00:37:00,877 --> 00:37:03,215
See, that's what make
it exclusive.

760
00:37:03,351 --> 00:37:05,214
I ain't got it.
I'm broke, baby.

761
00:37:05,350 --> 00:37:06,916
Don't look broke to me.

762
00:37:09,787 --> 00:37:12,386
-You're welcome.
-You lucky I'm parched.

763
00:37:12,522 --> 00:37:13,459
Cheap motherfucker.

764
00:37:15,129 --> 00:37:16,953
Donation, donation!

765
00:37:17,089 --> 00:37:18,427
How you put on the fuckin' AC?

766
00:37:18,563 --> 00:37:19,597
-I like your car.
-Oh.

767
00:37:21,366 --> 00:37:22,795
Oh, yeah. You know.

768
00:37:22,930 --> 00:37:25,605
Just taking it out for a drive.

769
00:37:25,741 --> 00:37:28,100
I've never seen one of these
in real life. Is it fast?

770
00:37:28,235 --> 00:37:29,765
I can show you better
than I can tell you.

771
00:37:30,904 --> 00:37:31,774
-Yeah.

772
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:35,012
-Right?
-Yup. Yeah.

773
00:37:37,980 --> 00:37:39,210
Yeah.
I'm doing it, right?

774
00:37:40,452 --> 00:37:42,449
Stop it! Don't lie to me.

775
00:37:42,585 --> 00:37:44,752
I swear.

776
00:37:44,887 --> 00:37:47,152
Music has always
been your calling.

777
00:37:48,591 --> 00:37:50,793
You still making beats?

778
00:37:50,929 --> 00:37:54,196
From time to time,
fucking around with Damon.

779
00:37:54,332 --> 00:37:56,898
To be real, making beats
is a waste of time
if I ain't making bread.

780
00:37:58,803 --> 00:38:01,773
I should focus
on something real.

781
00:38:01,909 --> 00:38:04,975
One of my uncles
in New Orleans
actually does music.

782
00:38:05,110 --> 00:38:10,378
And no matter what
life threw at him,
he never gave up.

783
00:38:10,513 --> 00:38:14,014
I'm sure if he can make
his dreams come true...
you definitely can.

784
00:38:16,518 --> 00:38:18,289
What about you?

785
00:38:18,425 --> 00:38:22,158
I remember my mom made me go
to those little ballet recitals
you did for Christmas.

786
00:38:23,928 --> 00:38:25,895
You didn't give up
on your dream, did you?

787
00:38:26,030 --> 00:38:28,730
There's this modern
dance studio in Culver City

788
00:38:28,866 --> 00:38:30,496
I've been going to
for a few months.

789
00:38:30,632 --> 00:38:31,630
Nothing major.

790
00:38:31,766 --> 00:38:34,969
But... it's a start.

791
00:38:36,176 --> 00:38:37,536
That's what's up.

792
00:38:37,671 --> 00:38:38,643
Thank you.

793
00:38:52,521 --> 00:38:55,462
T... E... R.

794
00:38:58,463 --> 00:38:59,826
"Do not enter."

795
00:39:03,296 --> 00:39:04,495
All right.
Wait, wait, wait.

796
00:39:06,135 --> 00:39:08,035
-Oh, shit. Man.
-All right. Hey, come on.

797
00:39:10,905 --> 00:39:12,341
Girl, you can't wear that.

798
00:39:12,477 --> 00:39:13,542
You wearin' my clothes.

799
00:39:32,598 --> 00:39:34,259
Damn. That shit look dangerous.

800
00:39:37,535 --> 00:39:39,799
Yeah. Yeah, we good.

801
00:39:39,934 --> 00:39:41,035
Where are you wearing this?

802
00:39:43,069 --> 00:39:44,573
Okay, toot it and boot it.

803
00:39:44,708 --> 00:39:45,578
That what you want from me?

804
00:39:47,212 --> 00:39:48,944
No. No.

805
00:39:50,548 --> 00:39:52,883
<i>Hey, y'all. What's up!</i>

806
00:40:00,958 --> 00:40:04,091
All right. That's pretty
much the layout.

807
00:40:04,227 --> 00:40:05,988
All we need is 500 people
to make our money.

808
00:40:06,124 --> 00:40:07,256
Sly, you can keep count?

809
00:40:07,392 --> 00:40:08,896
Shit, back when
I was locked up,

810
00:40:09,032 --> 00:40:11,137
keeping count
was my favorite pastime.

811
00:40:11,273 --> 00:40:13,463
Most important thing,
we need to guard the trophy
room at all times.

812
00:40:15,100 --> 00:40:16,242
Any other questions?

813
00:40:16,378 --> 00:40:18,572
Don't trip. We got your back.

814
00:40:18,707 --> 00:40:19,807
I talked to them.

815
00:40:19,943 --> 00:40:21,178
We ain't takin'
no shit tonight.

816
00:40:21,313 --> 00:40:22,274
All right.

817
00:40:23,317 --> 00:40:24,448
Y'all heard the man.

818
00:40:24,584 --> 00:40:26,447
Shit gotta run smooth tonight.

819
00:40:26,583 --> 00:40:29,615
So, niggas better be
locked and loaded,
ready to hold shit down.

820
00:40:31,256 --> 00:40:32,825
Mm-hmm.

821
00:40:35,595 --> 00:40:38,626
I didn't hear that. Fuck, man.

822
00:40:38,762 --> 00:40:41,993
Anything else? Bathroom--

823
00:40:42,129 --> 00:40:44,269
Damon is in the house.

824
00:40:44,404 --> 00:40:45,770
Damon is in the house.

825
00:40:46,802 --> 00:40:48,436
Damon is in the house.

826
00:40:50,612 --> 00:40:53,542
LA's number one
party host has arrived.

827
00:40:55,078 --> 00:40:56,943
Was that LeBron's suit
from yesterday?

828
00:40:57,078 --> 00:40:58,884
How the fuck is this your size?

829
00:40:59,020 --> 00:41:01,383
Man, bro, chill,
I got a tailor
for the party, man.

830
00:41:01,518 --> 00:41:02,819
Are you serious?

831
00:41:02,955 --> 00:41:04,354
Man, he ain't gonna
notice this shit.

832
00:41:04,490 --> 00:41:05,482
He got a grip of these.

833
00:41:06,491 --> 00:41:07,451
Hold that thought.

834
00:41:13,827 --> 00:41:15,161
What's that?

835
00:41:15,296 --> 00:41:16,863
Man, there was so much
extra suit...

836
00:41:16,998 --> 00:41:18,800
I had him make you one, too.

837
00:41:18,935 --> 00:41:21,035
Gotta look the part, superstar.

838
00:41:21,171 --> 00:41:23,207
I had him use the inside
padding for yours.

839
00:41:23,343 --> 00:41:26,811
Yin and yang.

840
00:41:27,711 --> 00:41:29,680
Yin and yang.

841
00:41:29,815 --> 00:41:31,213
Go ahead,
put that shit on, dawg.

842
00:41:31,348 --> 00:41:33,043
-Yeah, this shit
actually clean, though.
-Mm-hmm.

843
00:41:33,178 --> 00:41:34,510
How you know my size?

844
00:41:34,645 --> 00:41:35,985
I measured you one time
when you asleep.

845
00:41:37,523 --> 00:41:39,489
Tonight gonna be crazy.

846
00:41:39,624 --> 00:41:40,887
Gonna make some money.

847
00:41:41,023 --> 00:41:42,724
Send my goddaughter to school.

848
00:41:42,860 --> 00:41:44,631
Stay out of trouble. Feel me?

849
00:41:46,191 --> 00:41:47,293
Might even fall in love.

850
00:41:49,466 --> 00:41:50,364
Shit.

851
00:41:52,036 --> 00:41:53,536
Man, let me fix
my chains real quick.

852
00:41:53,671 --> 00:41:55,534
Know what I'm saying?

853
00:41:55,670 --> 00:41:58,841
I know you're all thinking
they're VVs, but they're not.

854
00:41:58,976 --> 00:42:00,343
I got this shit
from the Slauson.

855
00:42:01,713 --> 00:42:03,280
-Busted!
-Shut up.

856
00:42:03,416 --> 00:42:04,415
How this look?

857
00:42:04,551 --> 00:42:06,352
Damn, that boy clean, man!

858
00:42:06,487 --> 00:42:08,612
Yes, sir! Talk to 'em, Kev!

859
00:42:08,748 --> 00:42:10,556
-All right, look,
seriously, though...
-Mm-hmm.

860
00:42:10,692 --> 00:42:12,118
Keep your eyes
on the prize tonight.

861
00:42:12,253 --> 00:42:13,689
Let everybody else
have a fun time.

862
00:42:13,825 --> 00:42:15,358
Tonight is about making money.

863
00:42:15,493 --> 00:42:16,927
That's it.

864
00:42:17,062 --> 00:42:19,558
Yeah. That, and throwin'
a dope enough party

865
00:42:19,693 --> 00:42:22,399
to set us up to be the biggest
promoters in the city.

866
00:42:22,535 --> 00:42:25,131
In the city... Man!

867
00:42:25,267 --> 00:42:27,236
Are you ready
to make history, homie?

868
00:42:27,372 --> 00:42:28,738
Huh?

869
00:42:28,873 --> 00:42:30,105
-Hell, yeah.
-Gimme some.

870
00:42:32,906 --> 00:42:33,713
Mmm.

871
00:42:35,580 --> 00:42:36,980
This is crazy.

872
00:42:37,115 --> 00:42:38,315
LeBron is the size
of two normal humans.

873
00:42:38,450 --> 00:42:39,851
Bro. Three.

874
00:42:45,924 --> 00:42:47,958
There was still
some extra suit.

875
00:42:48,093 --> 00:42:49,894
Had to make one
for my goddaughter Destiny.

876
00:42:50,759 --> 00:42:51,896
Here you go.

877
00:42:54,197 --> 00:42:56,160
Keep that shit
in the family, dawg.

878
00:42:56,296 --> 00:42:57,528
I'mma go check on this party.

879
00:43:04,302 --> 00:43:06,136
This nigga different.

880
00:43:11,317 --> 00:43:13,180
Baby.

881
00:43:13,316 --> 00:43:16,922
What took you
so long? Been waiting.

882
00:43:17,058 --> 00:43:18,781
-Yeah, y'all good.
-No, they good. Yeah.

883
00:43:18,916 --> 00:43:22,091
Stop. Turn around.
Empty your pockets, lil' homie.

884
00:43:22,226 --> 00:43:23,526
-Want me to take
your picture?
-Yeah.

885
00:43:25,291 --> 00:43:27,496
Welcome, everybody.

886
00:43:27,632 --> 00:43:29,331
Glad to have y'all.
Make sure you have
a good time, all right?

887
00:43:29,466 --> 00:43:32,271
I see you, Black man.
Yes, sir. Do your thing, king.

888
00:43:33,638 --> 00:43:35,703
Damon! Oh, my God.

889
00:43:35,838 --> 00:43:37,170
What's up, Shawna?

890
00:43:37,306 --> 00:43:39,841
Yo! You really
doin' your shit, man.

891
00:43:39,977 --> 00:43:41,809
Look at you. This is so nice!

892
00:43:41,944 --> 00:43:43,443
I am so proud of you.

893
00:43:43,578 --> 00:43:45,609
I appreciate you, Shawna.
For real, for real.

894
00:43:45,744 --> 00:43:47,984
Go get yourself a drink
and turn up, all right?

895
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:49,989
-Say less!
-You looking good too, girl.

896
00:43:50,124 --> 00:43:52,725
Come on, y'all.
Stop all that hoodrat shit.

897
00:43:52,861 --> 00:43:54,788
Hey, Daryl, you made it
out of the office!

898
00:43:54,923 --> 00:43:56,021
How you doin' boy?

899
00:43:56,156 --> 00:43:57,560
Man, this is big time.

900
00:43:57,696 --> 00:43:59,460
Where did you find this?

901
00:43:59,595 --> 00:44:01,459
Man, this probably the nicest
house I've ever seen.

902
00:44:01,594 --> 00:44:02,997
I know, right?
But I see you, player.

903
00:44:03,132 --> 00:44:04,529
I'm just trying to be like you.

904
00:44:04,664 --> 00:44:06,304
No way, man, I need
to keep up with you now.

905
00:44:09,372 --> 00:44:12,175
Welcome to
Off the Grid Part 2, people.

906
00:44:12,310 --> 00:44:15,511
The party that never happened
this time or the last.

907
00:44:15,647 --> 00:44:16,646
What's up, yo?

908
00:44:16,782 --> 00:44:18,508
Thank you all for coming.

909
00:44:18,644 --> 00:44:20,182
I'll send that beat pack
in the morning.

910
00:44:22,018 --> 00:44:23,587
All right, Sly, you good?

911
00:44:23,722 --> 00:44:26,087
Shit, yeah. Copacetic.

912
00:44:26,223 --> 00:44:28,525
Like 200 people
came through so far.

913
00:44:28,661 --> 00:44:29,992
Already made a grip.

914
00:44:30,128 --> 00:44:31,928
Cool. So,
how's the line moving?

915
00:44:32,064 --> 00:44:33,695
Line's still thick
like an IG chick.

916
00:44:33,831 --> 00:44:34,994
Keepin' it pushing.

917
00:44:35,129 --> 00:44:36,427
That's bullshit!

918
00:44:36,563 --> 00:44:37,700
He been holding
the line all night.

919
00:44:37,835 --> 00:44:38,864
I been here two hours.

920
00:44:38,999 --> 00:44:40,332
I told you.

921
00:44:40,468 --> 00:44:41,571
If you don't like it,
you can leave.

922
00:44:41,707 --> 00:44:44,441
Hey, fuck you, doorman!

923
00:44:50,683 --> 00:44:52,950
Sly, what the fuck, bro?

924
00:44:53,086 --> 00:44:55,078
You can't do that.
He gonna call the cops.

925
00:44:55,213 --> 00:44:56,686
It's cool.

926
00:44:56,822 --> 00:44:58,755
I'm not calling the cops.

927
00:44:58,891 --> 00:45:00,453
I'm going home to get my gun.

928
00:45:00,588 --> 00:45:02,888
I'm gonna come back,
and shoot everybody!

929
00:45:04,596 --> 00:45:06,358
Sly?

930
00:45:06,493 --> 00:45:08,562
I heard him say
he live in the IE.

931
00:45:08,698 --> 00:45:10,870
No way he getting
there and back
in time to kill nobody.

932
00:45:15,672 --> 00:45:16,667
Next.

933
00:45:29,051 --> 00:45:30,489
Yo, man. Cudi, bro.

934
00:45:30,625 --> 00:45:31,953
Hey, man. Thank you, bro.

935
00:45:32,089 --> 00:45:33,722
Thank you, man. For real, bro.

936
00:45:33,858 --> 00:45:35,657
I'm like a big fan, bro.

937
00:45:35,792 --> 00:45:37,923
I've been fuckin'
with your music
since<i> Man on the Moon.</i>

938
00:45:38,059 --> 00:45:39,724
Appreciate it.

939
00:45:39,859 --> 00:45:41,758
Yeah, but I'm not talkin'
about "Day 'n' Nite" shit,

940
00:45:41,894 --> 00:45:44,128
I'm talkin' about,
like the whole album, bro.

941
00:45:44,264 --> 00:45:45,729
My shit, what's my shit?

942
00:45:46,971 --> 00:45:48,772
I mean, you know the shit.

943
00:45:48,908 --> 00:45:50,101
Man, you sang that shit, man.

944
00:45:50,237 --> 00:45:51,768
Pursuit-- Pursuit--

945
00:45:51,903 --> 00:45:55,144
"Pursuit of Happiness," bro.
That's my shit.

946
00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:56,840
-You go crazy, man.
-That's your shit?

947
00:45:56,975 --> 00:45:59,985
That shit get me
in my feelings
every time, bro.

948
00:46:01,249 --> 00:46:03,019
Hey, by the way. I'm Damon.

949
00:46:03,155 --> 00:46:04,614
I'm the nigga
running this whole shit.

950
00:46:04,750 --> 00:46:06,957
This is me.
I did this. For LeBron.

951
00:46:07,092 --> 00:46:09,291
-Word. That's what's up.
-mmm-hmm.

952
00:46:10,764 --> 00:46:12,328
-Where he at?
-Huh?

953
00:46:12,463 --> 00:46:14,828
I had a special poem
I needed to share with him.

954
00:46:14,963 --> 00:46:17,167
Oh, shit.

955
00:46:17,302 --> 00:46:19,602
Like some exclusive
new verse type shit?

956
00:46:19,737 --> 00:46:21,364
No, nigga.

957
00:46:21,499 --> 00:46:24,004
A poem. For him only.

958
00:46:24,139 --> 00:46:26,345
That's-- Okay. Right.

959
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:27,370
It's cool, man.

960
00:46:27,506 --> 00:46:29,210
-Shit's on fire.
-Yeah.

961
00:46:29,346 --> 00:46:31,274
Uh. Well,
he'll be around later.

962
00:46:31,410 --> 00:46:35,779
So, you can just
enjoy yourself, man,
enjoy the party, bro. Yeah.

963
00:46:37,118 --> 00:46:38,954
I don't know.

964
00:46:39,090 --> 00:46:40,256
I never really go to parties.

965
00:46:42,024 --> 00:46:42,929
Too much laughing.

966
00:46:47,294 --> 00:46:48,733
Yeah, bro. I'mma go--

967
00:46:48,868 --> 00:46:50,469
I'mma go check on everybody.

968
00:46:50,605 --> 00:46:51,802
I'm gonna go-- Yeah.

969
00:46:51,937 --> 00:46:53,170
So... yeah. You can just...

970
00:47:04,142 --> 00:47:06,843
Hey, Cudi, man, you can just
stay right there, bro.

971
00:47:06,978 --> 00:47:09,213
Yeah. There's a lot
of laughing out there.

972
00:47:09,349 --> 00:47:10,686
A lot going on, man.

973
00:47:10,821 --> 00:47:12,017
So, just, yeah.

974
00:47:12,153 --> 00:47:13,657
You good, man.

975
00:47:14,959 --> 00:47:15,819
That's my shit, man!

976
00:47:19,458 --> 00:47:20,489
Okay, girl. Okay, girl.

977
00:47:20,625 --> 00:47:22,896
Okay, girl. Oh... Listen--

978
00:47:23,031 --> 00:47:27,399
Oh, my goodness,
you are the first real
Black superhero, man!

979
00:47:27,534 --> 00:47:29,037
You are the Black Power Ranger!

980
00:47:29,173 --> 00:47:30,669
Thank you, I appreciate that.

981
00:47:30,804 --> 00:47:33,309
-Here we go.
-Come on. It's Morphin' time!

982
00:47:35,381 --> 00:47:37,849
Don't hurt nobody
doin' all that karate shit.

983
00:47:37,984 --> 00:47:39,176
-Go on, now!
-We'll see.

984
00:47:40,415 --> 00:47:42,248
-Can we get one?
-Naw, bro.

985
00:47:42,383 --> 00:47:44,023
Tryin' to get these bitches.

986
00:47:44,590 --> 00:47:46,682
Oh.

987
00:47:46,818 --> 00:47:48,423
-Guess who I just saw?
-Mya?

988
00:47:48,558 --> 00:47:51,895
No. Nick Cannon
coming out of the bathroom.

989
00:47:52,031 --> 00:47:53,164
How many people did you call?

990
00:47:55,934 --> 00:47:57,296
Damn, you invited Quan?

991
00:47:57,432 --> 00:48:00,270
Yeah. You gotta watch his ass.

992
00:48:00,405 --> 00:48:02,606
Man, you worried
about the wrong things, Kev.

993
00:48:02,742 --> 00:48:03,806
It's a party.

994
00:48:03,942 --> 00:48:06,107
Shit crackin', bro.

995
00:48:06,243 --> 00:48:08,313
Look, we did this, all right?

996
00:48:08,448 --> 00:48:10,144
-Man, so just relax.
Have a good--
-DJ!

997
00:48:10,279 --> 00:48:12,413
Hey, man, hold that thought.

998
00:48:12,548 --> 00:48:13,877
Why you ain't got
nothing to drink?

999
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:17,518
Nope. Gotta keep him fresh.

1000
00:48:32,264 --> 00:48:33,902
Hey!

1001
00:48:34,038 --> 00:48:35,041
-Hey.
-Hey.

1002
00:48:36,777 --> 00:48:38,974
Damn. My-- I'm sorry.

1003
00:48:39,110 --> 00:48:42,479
I mean, you look amazing.

1004
00:48:42,614 --> 00:48:44,917
-Thank you. Not too much?
-No-- You look different.

1005
00:48:45,053 --> 00:48:46,984
-Like, good different.
-Oh, good.

1006
00:48:48,987 --> 00:48:50,820
Oh. This your shit!

1007
00:48:50,955 --> 00:48:52,153
It's my shit, too.

1008
00:48:52,289 --> 00:48:53,354
I need to loosen up and dance.

1009
00:48:53,490 --> 00:48:55,150
-Come on, dance with me.
-Yeah. Go ahead.

1010
00:48:55,285 --> 00:48:57,357
-Come on, dance with me.
-No. I'm not ready to dance.

1011
00:48:57,493 --> 00:48:59,294
No, they dancin',
right in here.

1012
00:48:59,430 --> 00:49:00,664
I just got down here,
Kevin, please.

1013
00:49:00,799 --> 00:49:02,098
Oh, come on.

1014
00:49:02,233 --> 00:49:04,134
<i> You gotta dance, girl.</i>

1015
00:49:04,270 --> 00:49:05,198
Yeah, everybody dance.
Let's go.

1016
00:49:05,333 --> 00:49:06,972
<i> Put 'em up!</i>

1017
00:49:07,108 --> 00:49:08,803
-Okay, come on.
-This is embarrassing.

1018
00:49:08,939 --> 00:49:11,808
It's all right. Just like them
ballet recitals, you remember?

1019
00:49:11,943 --> 00:49:12,976
You remember that?

1020
00:49:13,111 --> 00:49:14,844
We're gonna twirl like this.

1021
00:49:19,514 --> 00:49:20,617
-Okay, that's enough.
-Wait.

1022
00:49:20,752 --> 00:49:22,982
Kevin!

1023
00:49:30,323 --> 00:49:32,189
Whatever.

1024
00:49:34,332 --> 00:49:36,368
-Okay.
-What's going on over here?

1025
00:49:36,504 --> 00:49:37,666
Tinashe?

1026
00:49:37,802 --> 00:49:38,835
Hey.

1027
00:49:38,971 --> 00:49:40,401
Yeah. Let's fuck it up.

1028
00:49:40,537 --> 00:49:42,872
Just follow my lead.
We got this.

1029
00:49:43,007 --> 00:49:45,237
<i> Oh, shit!</i>

1030
00:49:45,373 --> 00:49:46,975
<i>Damon Tha Don and Kevin</i>
<i>goin' crazy</i>
<i>on the dance floor.</i>

1031
00:49:47,110 --> 00:49:48,373
G5, Kev. Let's go.

1032
00:49:48,508 --> 00:49:49,812
All right, you ready?

1033
00:49:49,948 --> 00:49:51,408
Do what I do.

1034
00:49:51,543 --> 00:49:52,543
<i> Let's go!</i>

1035
00:49:58,655 --> 00:50:01,158
-Let's do what we do. Yup.
-All right.

1036
00:50:03,490 --> 00:50:06,397
Whatever! Whatever!

1037
00:50:17,337 --> 00:50:19,510
Old school.

1038
00:50:28,655 --> 00:50:29,412
Ooh!

1039
00:50:39,196 --> 00:50:41,530
Hey, Venus, I-- Okay.

1040
00:50:42,835 --> 00:50:43,928
Oh, my goodness.

1041
00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:49,367
You're coming with me.

1042
00:50:49,503 --> 00:50:52,706
Wait, wait! Venus, wait!

1043
00:50:52,841 --> 00:50:55,076
Hey, you live, boy.
You living right now.

1044
00:50:55,212 --> 00:50:56,576
I don't know. Wait.

1045
00:50:56,712 --> 00:50:58,415
All right, we gotta
stay focused.

1046
00:50:58,550 --> 00:51:00,078
No, man. Fuck that,
it's a party. Turn up.

1047
00:51:01,580 --> 00:51:03,786
This is crazy!

1048
00:51:03,921 --> 00:51:05,455
Hey...

1049
00:51:05,591 --> 00:51:07,423
-We definitely won that.
-Oh, absolutely ate it.

1050
00:51:07,559 --> 00:51:09,089
You're amazing.
You're an amazing dancer.

1051
00:51:09,224 --> 00:51:10,557
Thank you.

1052
00:51:10,693 --> 00:51:11,930
I'm looking for some
backup dancers.

1053
00:51:12,065 --> 00:51:13,492
Maybe you want to audition?

1054
00:51:13,627 --> 00:51:14,933
-For the road?
-Um...

1055
00:51:15,069 --> 00:51:16,960
-Yes. Yes!
-You'd be great.

1056
00:51:17,095 --> 00:51:19,268
-Yeah. Oh, my God.
-Hit me up. DM me.

1057
00:51:19,403 --> 00:51:20,738
-I will! Bye, girl!
-Bye!

1058
00:51:20,873 --> 00:51:22,936
Thank you!

1059
00:51:32,051 --> 00:51:33,481
Come on, man.

1060
00:51:33,616 --> 00:51:35,479
Damn, they know me
up in here.

1061
00:51:40,961 --> 00:51:42,323
Man, what the fuck?

1062
00:51:42,459 --> 00:51:43,295
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1063
00:51:44,128 --> 00:51:45,627
What the fuck?

1064
00:51:59,837 --> 00:52:02,278
Get the fuck outta here.

1065
00:52:02,413 --> 00:52:04,676
-This shit is weak.
-Man.

1066
00:52:04,811 --> 00:52:06,014
Mansion party's still going on.

1067
00:52:06,150 --> 00:52:07,316
Mansion party?

1068
00:52:07,451 --> 00:52:09,150
Yeah, this dude from Instagram.

1069
00:52:09,286 --> 00:52:11,119
That @DamonThaDon81?

1070
00:52:11,255 --> 00:52:13,518
I just got the addy.

1071
00:52:13,653 --> 00:52:14,960
Oh, let's go! That's--

1072
00:52:15,095 --> 00:52:16,954
Hey, hey. Send me that addy.

1073
00:52:17,090 --> 00:52:18,793
I'm supposed to meet
my homeboy there.

1074
00:52:18,928 --> 00:52:20,892
What, I look like sending
you an address to a--

1075
00:52:21,027 --> 00:52:22,828
How 'bout you
send him the address,

1076
00:52:22,964 --> 00:52:25,133
or I shave your eyebrows
with a lawn mower.

1077
00:52:25,269 --> 00:52:26,567
He-- he got the address.

1078
00:52:26,703 --> 00:52:28,203
Let me see that.
Shut the fuck up.

1079
00:52:28,339 --> 00:52:29,704
Hate light-skinned niggas.

1080
00:52:30,877 --> 00:52:31,970
Thank you.

1081
00:52:33,810 --> 00:52:35,376
-Hey, wait--
-You just got bullied, bro.

1082
00:52:35,511 --> 00:52:37,408
I ain't tryin' to die, bro.

1083
00:52:37,543 --> 00:52:40,378
God damn.

1084
00:52:40,514 --> 00:52:42,948
How hard it is to find
some rum 'round
this motherfucker?

1085
00:52:44,155 --> 00:52:44,851
What the fuck?

1086
00:52:46,190 --> 00:52:48,151
What is that?

1087
00:52:48,286 --> 00:52:50,461
This nigga got a house
behind the house.

1088
00:52:53,894 --> 00:52:55,558
Gotta be a drink
in here somewhere.

1089
00:52:58,032 --> 00:53:00,039
Excuse me. Am I missing
something, brother?

1090
00:53:00,174 --> 00:53:01,998
What the hell goin' on in here?

1091
00:53:02,134 --> 00:53:03,732
You missin' out on
this high-octane.

1092
00:53:03,867 --> 00:53:04,834
We getting zooted.

1093
00:53:04,970 --> 00:53:06,607
This shit'll change your life.

1094
00:53:06,743 --> 00:53:08,908
Man, you need
to hit this shit, okay?

1095
00:53:09,043 --> 00:53:11,247
I just came up with this
fire-ass movie idea.

1096
00:53:11,382 --> 00:53:13,077
It's<i> Roots,</i> backwards.

1097
00:53:14,353 --> 00:53:17,089
-Stoor?
-We go to Europe,

1098
00:53:17,224 --> 00:53:20,786
capture these motherfuckers,
we plant a bunch of shit,
they have to pick it.

1099
00:53:20,922 --> 00:53:22,758
And it's just,
like-- It's all flipped.

1100
00:53:22,893 --> 00:53:24,363
I get Bobby Brown
to do the whole soundtrack.

1101
00:53:25,725 --> 00:53:26,827
All right? Stay tuned.

1102
00:53:28,831 --> 00:53:30,598
You might want
to hit that, though.

1103
00:53:45,952 --> 00:53:46,715
You good?

1104
00:53:51,557 --> 00:53:53,018
Shit, we done
fucked up the koala.

1105
00:54:00,798 --> 00:54:06,768
Damn! Look at all these...
people! Damn!

1106
00:54:06,903 --> 00:54:09,237
Can't believe we spent
$300 to get in here.

1107
00:54:09,373 --> 00:54:10,739
Man, fuck this shit.

1108
00:54:11,936 --> 00:54:14,578
Damn. This is nice.

1109
00:54:15,541 --> 00:54:16,580
Oh.

1110
00:54:18,447 --> 00:54:19,583
But this is ugly.

1111
00:54:20,777 --> 00:54:21,818
Psst!

1112
00:54:21,954 --> 00:54:22,652
Vic.

1113
00:54:24,616 --> 00:54:25,424
Vic.

1114
00:54:26,585 --> 00:54:27,749
Victor!

1115
00:54:27,884 --> 00:54:29,094
Yes, Jesus?

1116
00:54:29,230 --> 00:54:30,854
Psst! Come here, man.

1117
00:54:30,990 --> 00:54:32,563
The hell wrong with you, man?

1118
00:54:34,628 --> 00:54:35,427
Yo, I gotta piss.

1119
00:54:35,563 --> 00:54:36,435
Watch my post.

1120
00:54:40,405 --> 00:54:41,902
Nigga, why are you so high?

1121
00:54:43,309 --> 00:54:44,806
Why you look like G.I. Joe?

1122
00:54:47,943 --> 00:54:49,415
Didn't give me
no gun or nothing.

1123
00:54:52,178 --> 00:54:54,209
Hey, my man.
You gotta sit down.

1124
00:54:54,345 --> 00:54:56,021
That's for sitting,
not dancing.

1125
00:54:56,156 --> 00:54:58,019
That's not a cup, bro!

1126
00:54:58,155 --> 00:54:59,183
My bad.

1127
00:55:01,420 --> 00:55:04,525
-Bro. Come on, now.
-No, no. Stop. Get off me.

1128
00:55:04,660 --> 00:55:05,827
We having fun, man. Come on.

1129
00:55:07,158 --> 00:55:08,329
This shit getting out of hand.

1130
00:55:08,465 --> 00:55:09,765
Where the fuck is Damon?

1131
00:55:14,138 --> 00:55:15,298
Damon?

1132
00:55:22,676 --> 00:55:23,873
Damn.

1133
00:55:24,009 --> 00:55:25,081
What the fuck, D?

1134
00:55:27,283 --> 00:55:29,151
Yo, you cock-blockin' like
a motherfucker right now, dawg.

1135
00:55:29,287 --> 00:55:30,653
Cock-blockin'?

1136
00:55:30,789 --> 00:55:32,415
Nigga, you got these hos
in here, stealing.

1137
00:55:32,550 --> 00:55:34,426
Have you seen how
out-of-control this party is?

1138
00:55:34,561 --> 00:55:36,353
What, like in
a "go viral" type way?

1139
00:55:36,488 --> 00:55:38,754
Man, look at all this money
we done made, bro.

1140
00:55:38,889 --> 00:55:40,356
Destiny is good.

1141
00:55:40,491 --> 00:55:42,733
The last thing
we want to do is go viral.

1142
00:55:42,868 --> 00:55:44,833
Remember, we gotta pay
to clean all this shit up.

1143
00:55:44,968 --> 00:55:47,501
-The house is fucked up!
-Hey, man. Bro, chill.

1144
00:55:47,637 --> 00:55:49,336
Nigga, it's a party, bro.

1145
00:55:49,471 --> 00:55:50,399
Shit is lit.

1146
00:55:52,005 --> 00:55:54,077
We been going crazy on IG, too.

1147
00:55:54,212 --> 00:55:55,008
Check the feeds.

1148
00:55:56,072 --> 00:55:57,613
What is you doing?

1149
00:55:57,748 --> 00:55:59,711
We're about to get shut
the fuck down.

1150
00:55:59,846 --> 00:56:01,619
We gotta pay for shit.

1151
00:56:01,754 --> 00:56:03,053
We ain't even made
the money we need yet!

1152
00:56:04,656 --> 00:56:06,515
Bro, I'm deleting
all this shit.

1153
00:56:06,650 --> 00:56:09,627
-It's way too much.
-Chill. All right? Relax.

1154
00:56:09,762 --> 00:56:11,156
They're gonna trace
the party back to us.

1155
00:56:12,331 --> 00:56:13,563
I'm done after this.

1156
00:56:13,699 --> 00:56:15,361
All right, look, man.
We just...

1157
00:56:15,496 --> 00:56:18,300
When summer come around,
we just go hard
on the promotion,

1158
00:56:18,436 --> 00:56:19,900
switch up the strategy--

1159
00:56:20,036 --> 00:56:22,200
I don't think you heard me,
I'm done, bro.

1160
00:56:22,335 --> 00:56:24,041
I'm making the money
I need and I'm out.

1161
00:56:24,176 --> 00:56:25,969
Damn, man. Bro.

1162
00:56:26,105 --> 00:56:27,777
What the fuck, man? Wait, bro.

1163
00:56:27,912 --> 00:56:31,416
Why is everything always
about you, bro, huh?

1164
00:56:31,551 --> 00:56:32,980
You ever thought
about what I'll do

1165
00:56:33,115 --> 00:56:34,945
after you dip on me
to take that IT job?

1166
00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:36,618
You're selfish as fuck, bro.

1167
00:56:36,753 --> 00:56:38,389
-I'm selfish?
-Hell, yeah.

1168
00:56:38,524 --> 00:56:40,556
Everything you do is fucked up.

1169
00:56:40,691 --> 00:56:42,219
Everything has been your fault.

1170
00:56:42,354 --> 00:56:44,156
Yeah, this bangin'-ass
party I threw

1171
00:56:44,291 --> 00:56:46,092
to get you money
for your daughter is my fault?

1172
00:56:46,227 --> 00:56:48,931
Yes! We wouldn't even
be in this position

1173
00:56:49,066 --> 00:56:49,964
if you hadn't got us
kicked off the other one.

1174
00:56:51,127 --> 00:56:52,996
I got a life, bro.

1175
00:56:53,131 --> 00:56:54,572
I got real responsibilities.

1176
00:56:54,708 --> 00:56:56,436
I have a daughter.
You wouldn't understand.

1177
00:56:56,572 --> 00:56:58,901
You acting like I
ain't had your back
since day one, bro.

1178
00:56:59,036 --> 00:57:02,241
Destiny is my goddaughter,
and I take that shit
very serious.

1179
00:57:02,376 --> 00:57:05,112
I keep putting you
in a position to win, nigga!

1180
00:57:05,247 --> 00:57:08,178
And all that shit you done
blame me for, bro...

1181
00:57:08,314 --> 00:57:10,488
I ain't force you to do
none of that.

1182
00:57:10,624 --> 00:57:12,622
You gotta take
responsibility for that.

1183
00:57:12,758 --> 00:57:14,082
And Destiny is not
your goddaughter.

1184
00:57:14,217 --> 00:57:15,626
So, stop sayin' that.

1185
00:57:15,761 --> 00:57:16,857
You think if something
happened to me

1186
00:57:16,992 --> 00:57:19,255
I'd put my child's life
in your hands?

1187
00:57:19,391 --> 00:57:20,929
I mean, you're irresponsible
as fuck.

1188
00:57:23,334 --> 00:57:25,433
Umm.

1189
00:57:25,569 --> 00:57:26,396
Can I have my shirt?

1190
00:57:35,246 --> 00:57:35,944
Rude.

1191
00:57:39,412 --> 00:57:42,280
Yeah. I know you see
that big ol' booty.

1192
00:57:43,588 --> 00:57:44,447
That's because of me, nigga.

1193
00:57:47,427 --> 00:57:48,660
Ain't no pleasing you, man.

1194
00:57:51,629 --> 00:57:52,928
I stay lookin' out for you.

1195
00:57:54,358 --> 00:57:55,466
But who lookin' out for Damon?

1196
00:57:55,601 --> 00:57:58,167
Damon is lookin' out for Damon.

1197
00:57:58,302 --> 00:58:00,133
Why else would you be up here
while this party goin' to shit?

1198
00:58:01,675 --> 00:58:02,805
It's like you get me
out of shit

1199
00:58:02,940 --> 00:58:04,170
just to get me
into even bigger shit.

1200
00:58:08,172 --> 00:58:09,142
Is that Daisy's chain?

1201
00:58:10,116 --> 00:58:11,844
Hmm.

1202
00:58:11,979 --> 00:58:13,146
So, you did take that shit?

1203
00:58:16,820 --> 00:58:18,217
I gotta go clean up your mess.

1204
00:58:25,663 --> 00:58:26,691
You could tell he was broke?

1205
00:58:26,827 --> 00:58:27,693
I could tell.

1206
00:58:27,829 --> 00:58:28,760
It was the corduroy?

1207
00:58:28,896 --> 00:58:31,401
I see something.

1208
00:58:31,536 --> 00:58:32,434
You see what?

1209
00:58:34,504 --> 00:58:36,675
Kamika! Girl...

1210
00:58:38,708 --> 00:58:39,744
He look broke, too.

1211
00:58:51,357 --> 00:58:52,884
Oh, Kevin, Kevin!

1212
00:58:53,019 --> 00:58:54,125
You know what's crazy?

1213
00:58:54,260 --> 00:58:55,923
Excuse me.

1214
00:58:56,059 --> 00:58:57,558
I'm actually
having a good time.

1215
00:58:57,694 --> 00:58:58,924
I'm a little tipsy.

1216
00:58:59,059 --> 00:59:00,960
But I'm having a good time.

1217
00:59:01,095 --> 00:59:02,357
Are you all right? What's good?

1218
00:59:02,492 --> 00:59:03,702
No, this party's going to shit.

1219
00:59:04,534 --> 00:59:05,534
Are you serious?

1220
00:59:05,670 --> 00:59:06,771
Everything's fine, Kevin.

1221
00:59:08,001 --> 00:59:08,900
Look at it. People are--

1222
00:59:09,035 --> 00:59:11,105
White girl on a table.

1223
00:59:11,240 --> 00:59:13,405
Damon has fucked up
everything, as usual.

1224
00:59:13,540 --> 00:59:15,371
I know the neighbors
done called the cops by now.

1225
00:59:15,507 --> 00:59:16,412
I need to go outside
and check it.

1226
00:59:16,547 --> 00:59:18,139
No, don't-- Look.

1227
00:59:18,275 --> 00:59:21,142
Is Damon an idiot? Sure.

1228
00:59:21,278 --> 00:59:22,385
Hell, yes, actually.

1229
00:59:22,520 --> 00:59:24,721
But you knew that.

1230
00:59:24,857 --> 00:59:27,088
So, some of this
is on you, right?

1231
00:59:29,294 --> 00:59:32,725
But it's okay, because...
because you got this, okay?

1232
00:59:32,860 --> 00:59:34,432
We got this, okay?

1233
00:59:34,567 --> 00:59:35,525
We're gonna figure this out.

1234
00:59:36,962 --> 00:59:39,995
Relax. Remember?

1235
00:59:43,907 --> 00:59:46,740
Oh, Vic, you all right?

1236
00:59:46,875 --> 00:59:50,810
See, it's five minutes ago,
and I was in a room
with a koala and shit.

1237
00:59:50,945 --> 00:59:54,783
And now it's
45 minutes in the future,
and now I'm eating waffles.

1238
00:59:54,918 --> 00:59:56,685
-What?
-He hit the blunt.

1239
00:59:56,821 --> 00:59:58,582
He thinks he's time traveling.

1240
00:59:58,717 --> 01:00:03,118
DJ, you need to get your ass
back in that booth, man.

1241
01:00:03,254 --> 01:00:05,258
That booth is a prison.

1242
01:00:05,394 --> 01:00:08,063
And I will not be jailed
in your timeline, okay?

1243
01:00:09,059 --> 01:00:10,065
1976...

1244
01:00:11,831 --> 01:00:12,771
Weirdo.

1245
01:00:13,935 --> 01:00:15,136
Where Damon at, man?

1246
01:00:21,513 --> 01:00:23,381
Weak-ass art.

1247
01:00:23,517 --> 01:00:25,348
Oh, she got some titties.

1248
01:00:28,178 --> 01:00:29,186
Yo, Damon!

1249
01:00:29,321 --> 01:00:30,687
Damon!

1250
01:00:30,822 --> 01:00:32,785
Where you at, you little bitch?

1251
01:00:50,774 --> 01:00:52,872
This crazy.

1252
01:00:55,548 --> 01:00:56,782
What the fuck is this?

1253
01:00:58,043 --> 01:00:58,949
<i>Cocaina.</i>

1254
01:01:07,317 --> 01:01:07,991
Fine with me.

1255
01:01:13,065 --> 01:01:14,657
They throwing a party
at LeBron James's house?

1256
01:01:19,201 --> 01:01:20,395
-Do you see this?
-I see that.

1257
01:01:20,531 --> 01:01:22,039
That's Cleveland right there.

1258
01:01:22,174 --> 01:01:23,873
-Open this up. Open this up.
-I get that side.

1259
01:01:24,008 --> 01:01:25,270
Do the math.
You get that side.

1260
01:01:25,405 --> 01:01:27,076
There's gotta
be a lock.

1261
01:01:27,212 --> 01:01:28,209
No, no.
It's on the top.
The angle--

1262
01:01:28,974 --> 01:01:30,447
Ooh!

1263
01:01:30,582 --> 01:01:31,850
Works every time.

1264
01:01:39,087 --> 01:01:41,091
What y'all think this worth?

1265
01:01:41,226 --> 01:01:44,524
Well, shit, way more
than what we got right now.

1266
01:01:44,659 --> 01:01:46,931
Come on, y'all,
we can't steal
from the GOAT, James.

1267
01:01:47,066 --> 01:01:48,598
You know what I'm saying?
That's crazy.

1268
01:01:48,733 --> 01:01:50,361
What, you a Laker fan?

1269
01:01:50,497 --> 01:01:52,266
Hell no, nigga,
I'm a gymnastics fan.

1270
01:01:53,596 --> 01:01:54,734
Well, we in business, then.

1271
01:01:54,869 --> 01:01:55,698
Let's go.

1272
01:02:00,413 --> 01:02:01,411
You can do this.

1273
01:02:01,546 --> 01:02:02,375
You can do this.

1274
01:02:07,213 --> 01:02:08,446
Man, what the fuck?

1275
01:02:08,581 --> 01:02:10,552
Man, put on some
Migos or something.

1276
01:02:10,687 --> 01:02:12,314
It's 1998, bro.

1277
01:02:12,450 --> 01:02:14,589
The Migos don't exist yet.

1278
01:02:16,795 --> 01:02:18,255
Hey. Come on, now. Wait up.

1279
01:02:18,391 --> 01:02:19,761
I was just-- Come on, we can--

1280
01:02:19,897 --> 01:02:21,295
We can go back. Hey. Hey.

1281
01:02:27,607 --> 01:02:29,740
What's up now, fuck boy?

1282
01:02:29,875 --> 01:02:32,508
We gonna beat your fucking ass!

1283
01:02:34,540 --> 01:02:36,737
Open the door!
Hey, open the door.

1284
01:02:36,873 --> 01:02:38,607
No. You got too much
drama for us.

1285
01:02:38,743 --> 01:02:40,976
Open the door!
Open the fuckin-- No!

1286
01:02:42,047 --> 01:02:43,514
Oh, no!

1287
01:02:43,650 --> 01:02:45,420
-What's up, yo?
Yeah, come on.
-Get up!

1288
01:02:48,493 --> 01:02:49,756
Go, go.

1289
01:02:51,059 --> 01:02:51,996
Hold him up.

1290
01:02:56,433 --> 01:02:58,161
I been waiting all day
for this shit, nigga.

1291
01:02:58,297 --> 01:02:59,529
You know what I'mma do?

1292
01:02:59,665 --> 01:03:01,467
I'm gonna tie you
to a table, right?

1293
01:03:01,603 --> 01:03:03,841
I'm gonna cut a whole bunch
of holes in you.

1294
01:03:03,977 --> 01:03:06,837
And then very slowly,
and carefully,

1295
01:03:06,972 --> 01:03:10,144
I'm gonna pull your organs out
with tweezers, nigga.

1296
01:03:10,280 --> 01:03:13,181
-Like Operation?
-Exactly like Operation.

1297
01:03:13,316 --> 01:03:14,513
It's my favorite game,
you know why?

1298
01:03:15,688 --> 01:03:17,151
Requires concentration.

1299
01:03:17,287 --> 01:03:18,988
First you go steal
Daisy's chain.

1300
01:03:19,123 --> 01:03:20,625
And then you gonna
steal my crowd?

1301
01:03:20,761 --> 01:03:22,624
First of all, it was my crowd.

1302
01:03:22,759 --> 01:03:24,524
All right?

1303
01:03:24,659 --> 01:03:26,294
Y'all niggas shouldn't
even kicked us off the party.

1304
01:03:26,429 --> 01:03:29,793
Now we kicking your ass
outside your party.

1305
01:03:29,928 --> 01:03:31,970
Hold up. Hold up. Hold up.
What-- what is this?

1306
01:03:35,166 --> 01:03:36,836
-Hey, bro.
I'm sorry, all right? All--
-Go to work.

1307
01:03:42,547 --> 01:03:43,544
Uh-huh.

1308
01:03:43,680 --> 01:03:44,847
Ooh.

1309
01:03:44,983 --> 01:03:46,212
-You all right?
-Are you okay?

1310
01:03:46,347 --> 01:03:47,550
-Wait!
-The fuck is that?

1311
01:03:47,686 --> 01:03:48,980
What was that?

1312
01:03:50,447 --> 01:03:51,819
Whoa! Oh, hell no!

1313
01:03:51,954 --> 01:03:53,248
Who got the keys?

1314
01:03:53,383 --> 01:03:54,315
Chupacabra!

1315
01:03:54,450 --> 01:03:55,657
Y'all hurry up!

1316
01:04:01,357 --> 01:04:03,497
Damn.

1317
01:04:03,632 --> 01:04:06,500
I'm sorry I called you
a fucked-up monkey before.

1318
01:04:06,635 --> 01:04:08,866
-You really saved me--
Get off!

1319
01:04:09,002 --> 01:04:10,739
Somebody help!
She's fucking
trying to kill me!

1320
01:04:13,978 --> 01:04:14,980
Here, koala, koala.

1321
01:04:17,047 --> 01:04:18,082
Come here. Come here, girl.

1322
01:04:21,512 --> 01:04:23,785
Hi, buddy.

1323
01:04:23,921 --> 01:04:25,584
Aren't you so cute!

1324
01:04:27,659 --> 01:04:28,389
Let you go.

1325
01:04:34,392 --> 01:04:35,198
Are you okay?

1326
01:04:39,672 --> 01:04:41,100
Yeah...

1327
01:04:41,235 --> 01:04:42,704
Yeah, I'm good. Yeah.

1328
01:04:42,840 --> 01:04:44,636
Damon, right?

1329
01:04:44,771 --> 01:04:47,837
It's Damon, like the French...
the French way?

1330
01:04:49,176 --> 01:04:50,675
Well, I'm Mya.

1331
01:04:52,214 --> 01:04:53,579
Yeah, I know who you are.

1332
01:04:54,887 --> 01:04:55,816
But how do you know my name?

1333
01:04:55,951 --> 01:04:57,252
Oh, your e-mail.

1334
01:04:57,387 --> 01:04:59,090
You said you'd be
wearing a flower.

1335
01:05:02,224 --> 01:05:03,384
So, you got my letter, huh?

1336
01:05:03,519 --> 01:05:04,660
Yeah, uh...

1337
01:05:06,431 --> 01:05:09,890
Your letter was just
so touching and poetic...

1338
01:05:10,026 --> 01:05:11,135
I had to meet
the person who wrote it.

1339
01:05:13,763 --> 01:05:14,905
What's wrong with you, bro?

1340
01:05:15,041 --> 01:05:16,239
You had one job.
Play the music.

1341
01:05:19,808 --> 01:05:21,706
<i> To create</i>
<i>a quantum computer...</i>

1342
01:05:23,478 --> 01:05:26,346
-Vic!
<i>-Quantum computer...</i>

1343
01:05:26,482 --> 01:05:28,077
Man, this shit
getting fucked up.

1344
01:05:28,213 --> 01:05:30,350
-Vic, turn the music back on.
<i>-Quantum computer--</i>

1345
01:05:30,486 --> 01:05:32,949
-Music is bad, man.
<i>-Quantum com--</i>

1346
01:05:33,084 --> 01:05:36,651
Music is just waves...
that are fuckin' our ears.

1347
01:05:36,786 --> 01:05:38,092
We ain't made our money yet.

1348
01:05:38,228 --> 01:05:38,927
We gotta keep the party going.

1349
01:05:39,063 --> 01:05:40,461
Plug it back up. Come on.

1350
01:05:43,961 --> 01:05:45,332
-Vic, what's--
-'Scuse me, brother.

1351
01:05:45,467 --> 01:05:46,896
-What's wrong with you?
-Back up.

1352
01:05:48,235 --> 01:05:50,240
Vic. Vic! Vic!

1353
01:05:53,443 --> 01:05:56,441
-Uh-- Uh...

1354
01:05:56,576 --> 01:05:59,181
Just-- Sorry about that, folks.

1355
01:05:59,317 --> 01:06:01,813
We'll be up and running
in a second.

1356
01:06:01,948 --> 01:06:04,512
2 Chainz! We got 2 Chainz
in this motherfucker!

1357
01:06:04,648 --> 01:06:06,047
Yo, my nigga, yeah!

1358
01:06:06,182 --> 01:06:08,616
Come up here
and perform a couple songs.

1359
01:06:08,752 --> 01:06:11,162
Nigga, I am not 2 Chainz.

1360
01:06:11,994 --> 01:06:13,560
Shit weak, bro.

1361
01:06:13,695 --> 01:06:16,327
Man, fuck this ol' bullshit
weak-ass party.

1362
01:06:16,462 --> 01:06:17,894
Know what I'm saying?

1363
01:06:18,029 --> 01:06:19,401
I hit him with a karate chop
on his neck.

1364
01:06:19,537 --> 01:06:20,895
I was, like, pow,
you know what I'm saying?

1365
01:06:21,031 --> 01:06:23,572
Oh, my God, Damon,
you are so crazy.

1366
01:06:23,707 --> 01:06:25,671
Well, you know I done
forgot my pills, so, you know.

1367
01:06:26,977 --> 01:06:27,809
Off the hook.

1368
01:06:33,711 --> 01:06:35,120
Sounds pretty bad in there.

1369
01:06:36,549 --> 01:06:38,319
You want to get out of here?

1370
01:06:38,455 --> 01:06:40,719
We could grab
a drink someplace.

1371
01:06:40,855 --> 01:06:42,090
<i>Everybody just calm down.</i>

1372
01:06:42,226 --> 01:06:44,018
<i>We gonna figure this out.</i>

1373
01:06:44,153 --> 01:06:45,529
<i>Come on, man.</i>
<i>Don't break stuff.</i>

1374
01:06:45,664 --> 01:06:46,692
Shit.

1375
01:06:50,732 --> 01:06:52,560
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry,
but that's my friend.

1376
01:06:52,695 --> 01:06:55,062
He dyin' in there.

1377
01:06:55,198 --> 01:06:57,004
You know, I just
can't leave him like that.

1378
01:07:01,805 --> 01:07:02,807
You look great, by the way.

1379
01:07:05,911 --> 01:07:08,010
What the fuck, DJ?
This ain't juice.

1380
01:07:10,654 --> 01:07:12,722
All right, everybody,
calm down, calm down.

1381
01:07:12,857 --> 01:07:13,653
All right?

1382
01:07:17,725 --> 01:07:20,029
-Damon, what you doing?
-Turn me up.

1383
01:07:23,999 --> 01:07:26,400
For real, man.
Check my boy, Kev,
on the beat one time.

1384
01:07:26,536 --> 01:07:29,404
His shit goin' crazy.
All right?

1385
01:07:29,540 --> 01:07:31,265
Why is this bro playing
beats at a party?

1386
01:07:31,401 --> 01:07:33,103
<i> Seriously, thank y'all</i>
<i>for coming out.</i>

1387
01:07:33,238 --> 01:07:35,443
<i>-Appreciate y'all so much.</i>
-I actually fuck with it.

1388
01:07:35,578 --> 01:07:37,039
So, I got some news
about the Migos.

1389
01:07:39,008 --> 01:07:41,219
Yeah... them niggas not coming.

1390
01:07:42,352 --> 01:07:43,881
But, fuck all that. All right?

1391
01:07:44,016 --> 01:07:46,555
We got stars galore,
we got sexy-ass ladies.

1392
01:07:46,690 --> 01:07:48,755
Y'all still trying
to have a good time, right?

1393
01:07:48,890 --> 01:07:50,727
I said, y'all trying to have
a good time, right?

1394
01:07:50,862 --> 01:07:53,160
Yeah!

1395
01:07:53,295 --> 01:07:55,392
All right. I wanna
shout out the King,
for making this shit happen.

1396
01:07:55,527 --> 01:07:57,934
And I wanna shout out you sexy
motherfuckin' ladies
out there, man.

1397
01:07:58,069 --> 01:07:59,237
Damn, y'all look good.

1398
01:08:00,801 --> 01:08:01,936
-Yo, I got this.
-All right, cool.

1399
01:08:05,807 --> 01:08:06,970
<i> Yeah,</i>
<i>y'all feeing that, huh?</i>

1400
01:08:12,816 --> 01:08:16,646
Cash Money Records taking over
for the '99 and 2000.

1401
01:08:18,783 --> 01:08:21,159
This is what you want! Yeah!

1402
01:08:21,294 --> 01:08:23,624
Get out the way,
this my shit!

1403
01:08:27,227 --> 01:08:28,292
Ahh!

1404
01:08:28,427 --> 01:08:29,760
Where you going?

1405
01:08:29,896 --> 01:08:31,101
Come on, coach,
"Back that azz up."

1406
01:08:31,237 --> 01:08:33,028
Man, I only got
one job tonight.

1407
01:08:33,164 --> 01:08:35,634
And that is to keep you
healthy and safe.

1408
01:08:35,770 --> 01:08:37,974
-My goodness--
-Season starts in weeks.

1409
01:08:38,110 --> 01:08:39,101
-Come on--
-Odell...

1410
01:08:40,912 --> 01:08:41,576
You agreed.

1411
01:08:46,609 --> 01:08:48,110
Odell!

1412
01:08:49,318 --> 01:08:52,350
Now, you know he dead.

1413
01:09:03,199 --> 01:09:04,529
Juvie, I love you!

1414
01:09:04,665 --> 01:09:07,199
Answer my DMs! Answer my DMs!

1415
01:09:12,779 --> 01:09:15,469
I wanna send
a special shout-out
to my niece, Venus,

1416
01:09:15,605 --> 01:09:17,975
for bringin' me down here
and making this shit possible.

1417
01:09:18,110 --> 01:09:19,708
Look, man,
y'all put them hands back up.

1418
01:09:19,844 --> 01:09:21,849
We in the King's mansion.

1419
01:09:31,322 --> 01:09:35,357
You got Juvenile to perform
last minute? How?

1420
01:09:35,492 --> 01:09:38,303
That's my uncle
from New Orleans
I was telling you about.

1421
01:09:40,304 --> 01:09:42,538
Wait, Juvenile's your uncle?

1422
01:09:42,673 --> 01:09:45,875
Wait, wait. How come
you never said anything?

1423
01:09:46,011 --> 01:09:47,542
I don't know.

1424
01:09:47,678 --> 01:09:50,439
He's just my Uncle Terry
that I never see.

1425
01:09:50,574 --> 01:09:52,977
He just happened to be in town
for my sister's graduation.

1426
01:09:56,086 --> 01:09:57,218
Venus, I--

1427
01:09:57,354 --> 01:09:58,852
I can't thank you enough.

1428
01:09:58,987 --> 01:10:00,024
<i> Hey, man!</i>
<i>Give it up for Juvie...</i>

1429
01:10:00,160 --> 01:10:03,590
We're in this together. Okay?

1430
01:10:03,725 --> 01:10:06,396
-Oh, hey. Kenton, right?
-Oh, my--

1431
01:10:06,532 --> 01:10:07,329
I don't know
what's going on here, pal,

1432
01:10:07,464 --> 01:10:10,131
but the party is over. O-V-E-R.

1433
01:10:10,266 --> 01:10:13,796
I found my sweet
little Marley here
higher than a giraffe's vagina,

1434
01:10:13,932 --> 01:10:15,400
and I found this in her pouch.

1435
01:10:15,536 --> 01:10:17,071
Drugs! Gummy drugs!

1436
01:10:17,206 --> 01:10:18,605
Crack, probably.

1437
01:10:18,740 --> 01:10:20,068
Makes me sick.
I'm calling the police.

1438
01:10:20,204 --> 01:10:21,609
-Peter...
-I'm calling the cops.

1439
01:10:21,745 --> 01:10:22,808
-Hey.
-Hello. I'm glad
you're here too.

1440
01:10:22,943 --> 01:10:24,215
The cops are gonna
come get you, too.

1441
01:10:24,351 --> 01:10:25,108
-Peter--
-You're all going to prison.

1442
01:10:26,383 --> 01:10:29,218
Look at this cute-ass koala!

1443
01:10:29,353 --> 01:10:31,255
-Well... Yeah.
-Aww.

1444
01:10:31,390 --> 01:10:33,383
Ooh. Let me take
a picture with it.

1445
01:10:33,519 --> 01:10:35,585
-Well, she's on drugs, but...
-My followers gonna love this!

1446
01:10:35,721 --> 01:10:38,425
Yeah... Mika. Mika.

1447
01:10:38,560 --> 01:10:40,932
Peter is super-influential.

1448
01:10:41,067 --> 01:10:44,763
I mean, he got a bunch of stuff
you could take pictures
with back at his crib.

1449
01:10:44,899 --> 01:10:46,662
He's one of LeBron's
rich neighbors.

1450
01:10:46,798 --> 01:10:48,834
Yeah, I do-- Yes. Yeah.

1451
01:10:48,970 --> 01:10:51,439
Well, I have a--
I have a private jet.

1452
01:10:51,574 --> 01:10:53,907
-Is that right?
-That is right.

1453
01:10:54,042 --> 01:10:55,505
-I would like to see it.
-I want to show it to you.

1454
01:10:57,578 --> 01:10:59,811
Hi. Marley. Hi, baby.

1455
01:10:59,947 --> 01:11:02,286
Damn. Shit.
That was close, bro.

1456
01:11:02,421 --> 01:11:04,745
-There you are. Hey.
-Oh, hey.

1457
01:11:04,881 --> 01:11:08,516
Oh, shit. Mya?

1458
01:11:08,651 --> 01:11:11,493
-This the friend
that was getting booed?
-Mm-hmm.

1459
01:11:11,629 --> 01:11:13,262
You know he came back
for you, right?

1460
01:11:13,397 --> 01:11:15,165
Instead of leaving with me.

1461
01:11:15,301 --> 01:11:16,599
You got a good one right here.

1462
01:11:23,139 --> 01:11:23,936
Uh...

1463
01:11:25,009 --> 01:11:26,435
Truce?

1464
01:11:26,571 --> 01:11:27,335
Huh?

1465
01:11:28,980 --> 01:11:29,975
Truce?

1466
01:11:37,187 --> 01:11:37,954
Mmm.

1467
01:11:38,957 --> 01:11:40,354
Hey, yo.

1468
01:11:40,489 --> 01:11:41,426
We got a big problem.

1469
01:11:42,325 --> 01:11:43,125
What the fuck!

1470
01:11:43,261 --> 01:11:45,224
Man, how'd this happen?

1471
01:11:45,360 --> 01:11:48,160
I asked Vic to watch the door
to take a piss, but he bailed.

1472
01:11:48,296 --> 01:11:51,367
Vic? That's the wrong person
you ask to watch anything!

1473
01:11:51,502 --> 01:11:53,196
-Oh, my bad.
-Yo, question.

1474
01:11:54,338 --> 01:11:55,638
Was it the Miami ring?

1475
01:11:57,036 --> 01:11:58,540
'Cause he didn't deserve
that shit.

1476
01:11:58,676 --> 01:12:00,401
-No.
-You think this shit funny?

1477
01:12:00,537 --> 01:12:01,873
-Sorry.
-I could lose
my daughter, bro.

1478
01:12:02,009 --> 01:12:03,204
Just trying
to lighten the mood.

1479
01:12:03,340 --> 01:12:04,744
Sly, you got to keep
the door moving.

1480
01:12:04,880 --> 01:12:05,910
We need to make sure
we got enough

1481
01:12:06,046 --> 01:12:07,585
to cover the damages
to the house.

1482
01:12:07,720 --> 01:12:08,852
How the fuck we gonna
replace the ring, though?

1483
01:12:08,987 --> 01:12:10,851
Fuck!

1484
01:12:10,986 --> 01:12:12,550
Sly, I need you
to search everybody, all right?

1485
01:12:12,686 --> 01:12:15,359
We gotta find that ring.

1486
01:12:15,495 --> 01:12:16,587
Didn't you have
more guys with you?

1487
01:12:16,723 --> 01:12:18,822
I had my cousin, Gavin.

1488
01:12:18,958 --> 01:12:20,025
But I ain't seen him in hours.

1489
01:12:21,664 --> 01:12:23,398
I've been wanting this all day.

1490
01:12:23,534 --> 01:12:24,733
Thank you, brother. Yes, sir.

1491
01:12:26,502 --> 01:12:28,000
Damn, that's all you?

1492
01:12:28,135 --> 01:12:31,671
Yes! These are my
Obama specials. Okay?

1493
01:12:31,806 --> 01:12:34,875
I voted for him... three times.

1494
01:12:36,347 --> 01:12:38,911
Yes we can. Yes we can.

1495
01:12:39,047 --> 01:12:41,415
-Everybody, hands!
-Let me see your hands.

1496
01:12:41,550 --> 01:12:43,653
Everybody. Yo, hands.

1497
01:12:47,325 --> 01:12:49,419
Got it! Here it is.

1498
01:12:49,555 --> 01:12:51,692
-Yo, where'd you
get this ring at?
-Man, I won it.

1499
01:12:51,827 --> 01:12:53,394
You win this ring, man?
Prove it!

1500
01:12:53,530 --> 01:12:55,963
Bro, I'm Tristan Thompson.

1501
01:12:56,098 --> 01:12:59,594
Oh. It is Tristan Thompson!
Yo, but your hand big!

1502
01:12:59,730 --> 01:13:02,771
God damn. I thought you had
elephantitis or some shit, man.

1503
01:13:02,906 --> 01:13:05,400
-Sly, you find it?
-Still working on it.

1504
01:13:05,535 --> 01:13:07,210
We never gonna find
LeBron's ring, bro.

1505
01:13:07,346 --> 01:13:08,710
Kev, we gotta replace it.

1506
01:13:08,846 --> 01:13:10,042
We gotta try
one of them black markets.

1507
01:13:10,177 --> 01:13:12,974
-Wait, y'all lost LeBron's--?

1508
01:13:13,109 --> 01:13:14,215
No, we didn't lose it.

1509
01:13:14,351 --> 01:13:16,377
It was stolen.

1510
01:13:16,513 --> 01:13:18,586
-Are you serious?
-Somebody stole it.

1511
01:13:18,721 --> 01:13:20,050
-I can get another ring.
-Oh!

1512
01:13:20,186 --> 01:13:21,988
Damn, Cudi.
Where'd you come from?

1513
01:13:22,123 --> 01:13:24,052
Wait, wait, wait. wait.
What'd you just say?

1514
01:13:24,188 --> 01:13:25,828
I can get y'all another ring.

1515
01:13:25,963 --> 01:13:28,057
Like another one-of-a-kind
NBA Championship ring?

1516
01:13:28,193 --> 01:13:30,397
Yeah. Just let me
know the year.

1517
01:13:30,533 --> 01:13:32,069
-How?
-What?

1518
01:13:32,205 --> 01:13:34,264
Simple. The Illuminati.

1519
01:13:35,769 --> 01:13:37,466
The Illuminati. Man!

1520
01:13:37,601 --> 01:13:40,272
Man, Cudi, we ain't got time
for this bullshit.

1521
01:13:40,408 --> 01:13:42,778
All right. I was just trying
to help you little niggas.

1522
01:13:44,481 --> 01:13:45,983
Hold on, wait. Cudi.

1523
01:13:46,118 --> 01:13:47,149
You serious?

1524
01:13:47,284 --> 01:13:48,848
Look at me.

1525
01:13:48,984 --> 01:13:50,945
I don't joke
about the Illuminati.

1526
01:13:51,081 --> 01:13:53,356
Come-- Come on, Kev.

1527
01:13:53,492 --> 01:13:54,951
You not buying this, are you?

1528
01:13:55,087 --> 01:13:56,193
I mean, look at this man, bro.

1529
01:13:56,328 --> 01:13:57,791
He is a crazy person.

1530
01:13:57,927 --> 01:14:00,926
Look. He eating
an apple in a party.

1531
01:14:01,062 --> 01:14:03,100
Who eats an apple
in a party, Kev?

1532
01:14:03,235 --> 01:14:05,297
-That's the sign of a madman.
Let's just hear him out.

1533
01:14:05,433 --> 01:14:06,967
Even if we get a replica,
until we find the real one.

1534
01:14:08,239 --> 01:14:09,337
All right, Kev.

1535
01:14:09,473 --> 01:14:11,170
All right. Go ahead.

1536
01:14:11,306 --> 01:14:14,669
All right, so there--
there's rings in this house?

1537
01:14:14,805 --> 01:14:17,114
The Illuminati gets a copy
of every championship trophy

1538
01:14:17,249 --> 01:14:20,116
and rings dating back
to the first
baseball and lacrosse games.

1539
01:14:20,251 --> 01:14:21,449
Lacrosse...

1540
01:14:21,584 --> 01:14:22,587
It's a prestige thing.

1541
01:14:24,180 --> 01:14:24,952
There's a party tonight.

1542
01:14:26,490 --> 01:14:28,853
I'm just gonna skip it.

1543
01:14:28,988 --> 01:14:34,531
Okay-- let's say, for the sake
of this story, I believe you,
and how do we--

1544
01:14:34,667 --> 01:14:35,663
how would we
get one of the rings?

1545
01:14:35,799 --> 01:14:37,964
-How?
-It's the Illuminati.

1546
01:14:38,099 --> 01:14:39,301
Nobody gives a fuck
about that shit.

1547
01:14:39,436 --> 01:14:42,070
We all got money.

1548
01:14:42,206 --> 01:14:45,005
I've seen better cock rings
than NBA Championship rings.

1549
01:14:46,477 --> 01:14:47,473
Okay, that's-- Okay.

1550
01:14:47,609 --> 01:14:49,212
Look, I'll go.

1551
01:14:49,348 --> 01:14:50,479
And you watch the party.

1552
01:14:50,614 --> 01:14:52,340
What? You shitting me, bro?

1553
01:14:52,476 --> 01:14:54,080
The Illuminati?
Man, I gotta see this.

1554
01:14:54,215 --> 01:14:55,752
If he talkin' about something,
I gotta come...

1555
01:14:55,887 --> 01:14:57,417
Somebody got to keep
things under control!

1556
01:14:57,552 --> 01:14:59,218
I'll do it.

1557
01:14:59,353 --> 01:15:02,889
I will watch the party
while you guys... do this.

1558
01:15:03,025 --> 01:15:04,854
I can't ask you
to get involved, though.

1559
01:15:04,989 --> 01:15:05,723
You didn't ask me.

1560
01:15:05,858 --> 01:15:07,729
I'm volunteering.

1561
01:15:07,865 --> 01:15:09,634
Besides, I would've been
left by now.

1562
01:15:17,871 --> 01:15:20,001
Yeah, that's my dawg.

1563
01:15:20,136 --> 01:15:22,775
Hey, I'm sorry to mess
a good moment up,
but we got shit to do.

1564
01:15:22,911 --> 01:15:24,649
Go, go. Yeah, go. Go, go, go.

1565
01:15:27,919 --> 01:15:29,412
<i> Okay, so the plan</i>
<i>is simple.</i>

1566
01:15:29,547 --> 01:15:30,886
<i>I'll bring you two</i>
<i>in as my guests.</i>

1567
01:15:33,053 --> 01:15:35,420
<i>One wrong move and we're dead.</i>

1568
01:15:35,556 --> 01:15:37,460
<i>Just be cool, and don't say</i>
<i>more than you have to.</i>

1569
01:15:37,596 --> 01:15:38,663
These are my two manservants.

1570
01:15:40,860 --> 01:15:42,900
Of course, Scott.

1571
01:15:43,036 --> 01:15:44,894
<i> Damon, you're gonna head</i>
<i>to the trophy room.</i>

1572
01:15:45,030 --> 01:15:47,204
<i>Get in, get out.</i>

1573
01:15:47,339 --> 01:15:49,262
<i>While you do that,</i>
<i>we'll mingle</i>
<i>amongst the crowd.</i>

1574
01:15:57,912 --> 01:16:00,546
Okay. Don't embarrass me.

1575
01:16:00,682 --> 01:16:01,686
Just be cool.

1576
01:16:15,927 --> 01:16:16,866
Mr. Cuban?

1577
01:16:19,205 --> 01:16:22,799
Look, I know you
get this all the time,
but I got this idea.

1578
01:16:22,934 --> 01:16:24,799
I'll buy it.

1579
01:16:24,935 --> 01:16:27,409
But I mean, you haven't even
heard the rest of the idea.

1580
01:16:27,544 --> 01:16:28,643
We'll be in touch.

1581
01:16:28,779 --> 01:16:31,248
Wait, I got my-- a cell phone.

1582
01:16:31,383 --> 01:16:32,244
We'll be in touch.

1583
01:16:33,384 --> 01:16:34,246
Who's "we"?

1584
01:16:37,953 --> 01:16:40,522
A little wine. Okay. Thank you.

1585
01:16:40,657 --> 01:16:41,919
Thank you. All right.

1586
01:16:42,055 --> 01:16:43,757
This is the first ritual.

1587
01:16:43,893 --> 01:16:46,095
Take a sip to show solidarity.

1588
01:16:46,231 --> 01:16:48,794
What kind of wine is this?
It look a little different.

1589
01:16:48,930 --> 01:16:51,330
It's not wine. It's blood.

1590
01:16:51,465 --> 01:16:53,500
-What?
-Drink it,
or you'll blow our cover.

1591
01:16:53,635 --> 01:16:54,935
Oh, hell no.

1592
01:16:55,070 --> 01:16:57,106
Drink that shit, nigga,
right now.

1593
01:16:57,242 --> 01:16:58,505
Come on.

1594
01:16:58,640 --> 01:16:59,540
It smell funny.

1595
01:16:59,675 --> 01:17:01,207
This smell funny.

1596
01:17:01,343 --> 01:17:05,178
Dignified and esteemed
ladies and gentlemen.

1597
01:17:05,313 --> 01:17:09,152
Gather round and honor
our beloved guest,

1598
01:17:09,288 --> 01:17:13,454
Ms. Dolly Parton, who will be
performing a psychedelic rap.

1599
01:17:26,329 --> 01:17:27,035
This crazy.

1600
01:17:39,945 --> 01:17:41,181
Oh, yeah. Okay.

1601
01:17:55,364 --> 01:17:58,768
Before you leave tonight,
do not forget to choose

1602
01:17:58,903 --> 01:18:01,069
which days it will rain
next year.

1603
01:18:02,572 --> 01:18:03,905
Furthermore,

1604
01:18:04,041 --> 01:18:04,905
-the blood drive...
-Right, niggas.

1605
01:18:05,041 --> 01:18:06,770
-has low numbers.
-Let's go.

1606
01:18:06,906 --> 01:18:10,039
So, please donate
on the way out
or find a victim.

1607
01:18:10,175 --> 01:18:11,446
Thank you very much.

1608
01:18:11,581 --> 01:18:12,513
Enjoy the night.

1609
01:18:12,649 --> 01:18:13,911
Oh, shit, man.

1610
01:18:14,047 --> 01:18:15,285
Ain't that Kid 'n' Play?

1611
01:18:16,687 --> 01:18:17,646
God bless you, man.

1612
01:18:22,052 --> 01:18:23,119
Oh.

1613
01:18:23,255 --> 01:18:24,928
What? Y'all trippin', man.

1614
01:18:26,156 --> 01:18:27,227
Intruders!

1615
01:18:28,400 --> 01:18:30,059
Hey, hey, hey...

1616
01:18:30,195 --> 01:18:31,759
Hey, fuck you, Cudi!

1617
01:18:31,894 --> 01:18:33,570
Punch me again,
see what happen, bro.

1618
01:18:33,705 --> 01:18:35,897
Ladies and gentlemen.

1619
01:18:36,033 --> 01:18:39,232
We have two late additions
to tonight's entertainment.

1620
01:18:48,017 --> 01:18:49,777
What the fuck is this?

1621
01:18:55,622 --> 01:18:58,787
Yo, Kev. What the fuck
is they clapping for?

1622
01:18:58,923 --> 01:19:01,459
Destiny can't grow up
fatherless, bro. Fuck that.

1623
01:19:03,861 --> 01:19:05,894
Yo, check it out.
Y'all gotta snap out of it.

1624
01:19:06,030 --> 01:19:08,635
I got the perfect game plan.
Y'all just gotta follow my--

1625
01:19:15,543 --> 01:19:17,243
Let me get through.
I'm sorry, y'all.

1626
01:19:17,378 --> 01:19:19,614
I'm sorry.
I wanna leave, let me in!

1627
01:19:19,750 --> 01:19:20,982
Are they pointing at us?

1628
01:19:21,118 --> 01:19:22,148
Shit, Kev!
We can take 'em, Kev!

1629
01:19:22,284 --> 01:19:24,618
We can take 'em.
All right, one... two...

1630
01:19:24,753 --> 01:19:26,086
Naw, fuck that!

1631
01:19:26,222 --> 01:19:28,825
Man, let me through!
Let me through!

1632
01:19:28,961 --> 01:19:31,093
Bro, let me in.
No? Damn! Oh, shit!

1633
01:19:34,125 --> 01:19:36,197
Not today!

1634
01:19:36,332 --> 01:19:37,765
Oh, come on,
I don't wanna go out there!

1635
01:19:37,900 --> 01:19:38,962
I don't wanna get out!

1636
01:19:47,471 --> 01:19:49,171
Hey, man, I love you, Kev.

1637
01:19:49,307 --> 01:19:50,145
I love you too, man.

1638
01:19:57,621 --> 01:19:59,022
Cudi! Watch out.

1639
01:20:08,161 --> 01:20:09,164
Yeah, motherfucker!

1640
01:20:16,937 --> 01:20:18,866
Ice, ice, baby!

1641
01:20:26,982 --> 01:20:29,315
Are you not entertained?

1642
01:20:29,451 --> 01:20:32,018
Are you motherfuckers
not entertained?

1643
01:20:32,153 --> 01:20:35,425
Cudi! Cudi! Cudi!

1644
01:20:35,560 --> 01:20:36,855
Cudi! Cudi!

1645
01:20:41,391 --> 01:20:43,423
-Oh!

1646
01:20:43,559 --> 01:20:44,999
Oh, shit, get up, Cudi.

1647
01:20:45,134 --> 01:20:46,300
-Get up, Cudi!
-He gon' get up.

1648
01:20:49,371 --> 01:20:50,832
Come on, Kev,
we gotta save him.

1649
01:21:02,316 --> 01:21:04,614
-Oh, shit, Cudi!
-Oh, shit, Cudi.

1650
01:21:04,749 --> 01:21:06,685
Damn.
They fucked him up.

1651
01:21:06,820 --> 01:21:10,720
Oh, shit. Hey, Cudi, man.
You saved our lives, man.

1652
01:21:10,855 --> 01:21:13,525
Damn. Hip-hop really
saved my life, Kev.

1653
01:21:15,197 --> 01:21:16,863
You guys won the blood trials.

1654
01:21:16,999 --> 01:21:18,462
They'll let you go now.

1655
01:21:18,598 --> 01:21:20,563
Hey, Cudi, man.
Stop talking, all right?

1656
01:21:20,699 --> 01:21:22,873
We're gonna
get you to a hospital.

1657
01:21:23,009 --> 01:21:24,570
I mean,
it's the Illuminati, right?

1658
01:21:24,705 --> 01:21:26,107
They gotta have a helicopter
or some shit, man.

1659
01:21:26,243 --> 01:21:27,711
Make sure
LeBron gets this poem.

1660
01:21:27,846 --> 01:21:29,043
Oh, shit, is this the verse?

1661
01:21:29,178 --> 01:21:31,246
-Only he can read it.
-Damn.

1662
01:21:33,614 --> 01:21:35,380
Oh, shit.
Don't die on us, man.

1663
01:21:35,516 --> 01:21:36,950
Hey, Cudi, man.
Don't die on us, man!

1664
01:21:37,085 --> 01:21:38,378
Don't worry about me.

1665
01:21:38,514 --> 01:21:39,419
I'll be fine.

1666
01:21:40,583 --> 01:21:42,451
They'll bring me back.

1667
01:21:42,587 --> 01:21:44,294
I'm actually the fourth Cudi.

1668
01:21:47,093 --> 01:21:49,158
I knew it.

1669
01:21:49,293 --> 01:21:51,101
You both have been
the realest friends
I've had in years.

1670
01:21:53,100 --> 01:21:54,166
Wait, really?

1671
01:21:54,301 --> 01:21:56,073
-We just met you.
-Yeah.

1672
01:21:56,772 --> 01:21:57,903
Vibes.

1673
01:21:59,742 --> 01:22:00,908
Vibes.

1674
01:22:01,043 --> 01:22:02,244
But, hey, I'm serious.

1675
01:22:03,949 --> 01:22:05,949
That's for LeBron's eyes only.

1676
01:22:06,084 --> 01:22:07,816
Oh, Shit.
Kev, give him some CPR.

1677
01:22:07,951 --> 01:22:10,014
Put your lips on him.

1678
01:22:10,149 --> 01:22:11,920
-Oh, shit!
-Hey, man,
he dyin' over there!

1679
01:22:12,055 --> 01:22:13,651
Hey, come on, man! Come on!

1680
01:22:15,454 --> 01:22:17,825
What the fuck just happened?

1681
01:22:17,961 --> 01:22:19,393
I don't even know, bro.

1682
01:22:20,733 --> 01:22:21,763
But man, I need a drink.

1683
01:22:23,898 --> 01:22:24,930
Phew.

1684
01:22:25,065 --> 01:22:26,631
Oh, yeah.

1685
01:22:28,672 --> 01:22:29,238
Mmm.

1686
01:22:31,400 --> 01:22:32,142
Hey...

1687
01:22:34,477 --> 01:22:36,509
Yeah, some of that merlot!

1688
01:22:47,419 --> 01:22:49,284
Man. We dodged a bullet.

1689
01:22:49,419 --> 01:22:50,127
Hell, yeah.

1690
01:22:52,260 --> 01:22:53,525
Let's shut this party down.

1691
01:22:53,661 --> 01:22:54,824
We made enough money
to fix everything.

1692
01:22:55,799 --> 01:22:56,897
Hell, yeah.

1693
01:22:57,033 --> 01:22:59,169
Wait, wait. Cudi's poem.

1694
01:23:09,208 --> 01:23:10,907
Mmm.

1695
01:23:11,043 --> 01:23:12,875
-All right, come on.
-I'll be serious. Let's roll.

1696
01:23:53,918 --> 01:23:55,225
You, get up
outta here, bro. Move.

1697
01:23:56,861 --> 01:23:59,623
Yo! Listen up!

1698
01:23:59,759 --> 01:24:02,923
You ain't gotta go home,
but you gotta--

1699
01:24:03,059 --> 01:24:04,799
Who the fuck
turned the light on?

1700
01:24:04,935 --> 01:24:06,236
What the fuck?

1701
01:24:24,953 --> 01:24:26,923
Snoop, what'd I tell you about
smoking in the house, man?

1702
01:24:27,058 --> 01:24:28,452
My bad, King. Put that out.

1703
01:24:28,587 --> 01:24:29,891
Y'all heard him. Put it out.

1704
01:24:30,027 --> 01:24:31,493
Yo, what you doing here?

1705
01:24:31,628 --> 01:24:33,254
Came to bring you
that lowrider, the Six-Four.

1706
01:24:33,390 --> 01:24:36,456
I appreciate that, Big Dogg,
but... who invited you here?

1707
01:24:36,591 --> 01:24:39,264
Your assistants.
These two lil' niggas
right here.

1708
01:24:39,399 --> 01:24:42,068
-Hey...
-Surprise.

1709
01:24:42,203 --> 01:24:44,298
Hold up.

1710
01:24:44,434 --> 01:24:46,072
I know you niggas
ain't got on
my Draft Day suit.

1711
01:24:46,207 --> 01:24:47,667
Fuck, he noticed.

1712
01:24:47,803 --> 01:24:48,542
How did y'all even--

1713
01:24:50,246 --> 01:24:51,413
Who the fuck are you two?

1714
01:24:53,609 --> 01:24:56,984
We work
for the cleaning service
that cleans your house, sir.

1715
01:24:57,119 --> 01:24:58,850
Cleaning service?

1716
01:24:58,985 --> 01:25:00,484
I'm calling the police.
I'm too rich for this shit.

1717
01:25:00,619 --> 01:25:02,254
Don't call the cops, LeBron.

1718
01:25:02,390 --> 01:25:04,752
Look, we are... cleaners.

1719
01:25:04,888 --> 01:25:06,593
But I'm also a young, Black...

1720
01:25:08,267 --> 01:25:10,657
broke party promoter,
too, so...

1721
01:25:10,793 --> 01:25:13,869
We was gonna
have everything fixed
and ready to go by the time...

1722
01:25:14,005 --> 01:25:15,431
you got back, but...

1723
01:25:20,078 --> 01:25:21,102
-Shit.
-My fault.

1724
01:25:22,178 --> 01:25:23,313
Nigga, that's the King.

1725
01:25:26,280 --> 01:25:28,510
-We could... We could fix that.
-We gonna fix
all that shit, too.

1726
01:25:28,646 --> 01:25:29,944
-Yeah.
-Easy.

1727
01:25:30,079 --> 01:25:31,352
Ain't you supposed
to be in India,

1728
01:25:31,488 --> 01:25:32,784
meditating for two weeks
or something?

1729
01:25:32,920 --> 01:25:34,957
It only took me one week
to reach enlightenment.

1730
01:25:35,092 --> 01:25:36,684
I'm the fuckin' GOAT.

1731
01:25:36,819 --> 01:25:38,161
Yeah, he is the GOAT.

1732
01:25:38,297 --> 01:25:39,721
-Yeah, yeah. It's true.
-It's true.

1733
01:25:39,857 --> 01:25:41,531
So, let me get this straight.

1734
01:25:41,666 --> 01:25:45,466
Y'all broke into my crib...
invited all your homies,

1735
01:25:45,601 --> 01:25:47,561
and then go to tear my
shit up, too?

1736
01:25:47,697 --> 01:25:51,002
I mean, you make it bad
when you put it like that,
you know, it's--

1737
01:25:51,138 --> 01:25:54,001
-We had a key.
-Okay, let me say
it like this, then.

1738
01:25:54,137 --> 01:25:54,976
Both of you niggas
goin' to jail.

1739
01:25:55,111 --> 01:25:56,740
Oh, no, wait, man!

1740
01:25:56,875 --> 01:25:58,512
LeBron,
don't call the cops, man.

1741
01:25:58,648 --> 01:26:00,350
All right, man.
Look, man. The truth is...

1742
01:26:01,713 --> 01:26:03,516
this is my dawg, all right?

1743
01:26:03,652 --> 01:26:05,546
He ain't had nothing
to do with it.

1744
01:26:05,681 --> 01:26:07,456
This whole party,
this whole shit,
this all me, all right?

1745
01:26:08,959 --> 01:26:10,356
Okay, cool.

1746
01:26:10,492 --> 01:26:11,553
So, they could just take you.

1747
01:26:11,689 --> 01:26:14,360
Damn, man! Oh, God.

1748
01:26:14,496 --> 01:26:16,032
No! I don't wanna go to jail.

1749
01:26:16,167 --> 01:26:18,392
All right! All right, uh...

1750
01:26:18,527 --> 01:26:21,371
Let me... let me give you
a proposition, all right?

1751
01:26:22,734 --> 01:26:24,170
-Play me for it.
-What?

1752
01:26:24,306 --> 01:26:27,202
Yeah. Yeah, let's hoop.

1753
01:26:27,337 --> 01:26:29,404
All right? And then
I can finish what I started.

1754
01:26:29,540 --> 01:26:32,448
I'll get this place cleaned up
and we can put this behind us.

1755
01:26:32,583 --> 01:26:34,318
All right, if I win,
those are my terms.

1756
01:26:35,416 --> 01:26:37,420
First to 11, win by two.

1757
01:26:41,092 --> 01:26:42,957
Man, this guy funny.

1758
01:26:43,092 --> 01:26:44,618
No fucking way.

1759
01:26:44,754 --> 01:26:45,329
Let him play.

1760
01:26:48,494 --> 01:26:49,932
I mean, I think--

1761
01:26:50,068 --> 01:26:50,928
Let him play, right?

1762
01:26:53,103 --> 01:26:54,633
Let him play.

1763
01:26:54,769 --> 01:26:56,201
Let him play.
Let him play.

1764
01:26:57,910 --> 01:26:59,207
Let him play.

1765
01:26:59,342 --> 01:27:02,306
Let him play. Let him play.

1766
01:27:02,442 --> 01:27:03,970
Let him play.

1767
01:27:04,105 --> 01:27:06,816
Let him play. Let him play.

1768
01:27:06,952 --> 01:27:08,281
Let him play.

1769
01:27:08,416 --> 01:27:09,980
-Fine.
-All right.

1770
01:27:10,115 --> 01:27:11,821
-Let's fucking go.
-Let's do this. Yeah.

1771
01:27:29,874 --> 01:27:32,839
-You really gonna play
in my suit, dawg?
-What?

1772
01:27:32,975 --> 01:27:36,413
Man, why is he talking to me
like he know me, bro?

1773
01:27:39,578 --> 01:27:41,016
I'm different.

1774
01:27:41,152 --> 01:27:42,276
I'm different, bro.

1775
01:27:43,620 --> 01:27:45,922
Okay. All right,
so, we bought some time.

1776
01:27:46,058 --> 01:27:46,955
What's the actual plan?

1777
01:27:47,091 --> 01:27:48,021
To win, nigga.

1778
01:27:48,156 --> 01:27:49,988
What?

1779
01:27:50,123 --> 01:27:50,625
You know I could've
went to the league, right?

1780
01:27:51,755 --> 01:27:52,462
Are you fucked up?

1781
01:27:55,931 --> 01:27:57,597
-He's really--
-Yeah, I'm a little fucked up.

1782
01:27:57,732 --> 01:27:59,300
Hey, that's when
I play at my best.

1783
01:27:59,435 --> 01:28:00,600
All right, freedom on three.

1784
01:28:00,735 --> 01:28:03,506
One, two, three,
freedom! Let's go!

1785
01:28:05,002 --> 01:28:06,942
Shit, he's about
to fucking--

1786
01:28:07,078 --> 01:28:08,044
Going to jail.

1787
01:28:08,179 --> 01:28:10,144
Ramos. Powder, please.

1788
01:28:12,281 --> 01:28:14,108
Appreciate it.

1789
01:28:19,286 --> 01:28:20,523
Ooh...

1790
01:28:21,918 --> 01:28:22,822
That's what it was.

1791
01:28:24,793 --> 01:28:27,696
Let's shoot for ball.
All right?

1792
01:28:32,961 --> 01:28:35,897
It's regular, man.

1793
01:28:36,032 --> 01:28:37,974
Maybe this nigga actually
can do this if he just take
long range shots--

1794
01:28:38,109 --> 01:28:38,871
No chance in hell.

1795
01:28:40,143 --> 01:28:42,373
No chance.

1796
01:28:46,183 --> 01:28:47,713
Hurry up, man.

1797
01:28:47,849 --> 01:28:50,983
All right.
All right, man. Shit.

1798
01:28:57,022 --> 01:28:58,286
-Oh, shit.

1799
01:29:02,829 --> 01:29:04,532
-All right.
-It's okay.

1800
01:29:04,668 --> 01:29:06,063
It's all right.
That's just one point.

1801
01:29:15,012 --> 01:29:16,139
Ahhh.

1802
01:29:18,710 --> 01:29:20,242
Foul, foul, foul.

1803
01:29:23,015 --> 01:29:24,719
-Come on, get up.
-Let's go.

1804
01:29:28,886 --> 01:29:30,587
Yo, A.D.! Yo, A.D., man!

1805
01:29:30,723 --> 01:29:32,188
A.D.! Come on, bro.

1806
01:29:32,324 --> 01:29:34,228
Tag in, I need some help.
He's too powerful.

1807
01:29:34,364 --> 01:29:36,626
No, you got it, bro.

1808
01:29:36,762 --> 01:29:40,298
You won't even be
the best basketball player
on your prison team.

1809
01:29:57,183 --> 01:29:58,016
-Shit.
-Come on, bro, get up!

1810
01:30:00,687 --> 01:30:01,652
All right, LeBron, man.

1811
01:30:01,788 --> 01:30:03,788
Come on. Show some mercy.

1812
01:30:03,923 --> 01:30:06,425
You a family man. You got kids.

1813
01:30:06,560 --> 01:30:09,828
I don't know,
just treat me like I'm one
of your kids, all right?

1814
01:30:09,964 --> 01:30:11,091
You can ground me
or something, man.

1815
01:30:11,226 --> 01:30:12,959
But... don't make the shot.

1816
01:30:13,095 --> 01:30:14,303
Don't take the shot.

1817
01:30:14,438 --> 01:30:15,429
Don't take the shot. Don't--

1818
01:30:17,242 --> 01:30:18,304
Damn, that's high.

1819
01:30:18,440 --> 01:30:19,103
Call the cops.

1820
01:30:25,745 --> 01:30:27,475
Man, I can't believe it.

1821
01:30:27,610 --> 01:30:31,615
I mean... he is the best player
in the world, so...

1822
01:30:31,750 --> 01:30:34,287
No, I can't believe
you taking the blame
and going to jail, bro.

1823
01:30:34,423 --> 01:30:35,756
Come on, man.

1824
01:30:35,891 --> 01:30:36,593
Don't worry about me,
I'll be fine.

1825
01:30:39,825 --> 01:30:42,159
I guess I kind of resented
you for trying to dip on me
or whatever.

1826
01:30:43,632 --> 01:30:45,767
But... I'm realer than that.

1827
01:30:47,439 --> 01:30:49,168
We get you out of there, man.

1828
01:30:49,303 --> 01:30:51,740
Can't have Destiny's godfather
behind bars for long.

1829
01:30:52,937 --> 01:30:54,367
This shit crazy, man.

1830
01:30:54,503 --> 01:30:55,607
You all over Instagram.
You gone viral.

1831
01:30:55,743 --> 01:30:57,008
Man, it's on Diddy's page.

1832
01:30:57,144 --> 01:30:58,712
You even trending
on Christian Mingle.

1833
01:30:58,848 --> 01:30:59,878
I don't know
how that shit happened.

1834
01:31:00,014 --> 01:31:01,783
When you gonna throw
the next one?

1835
01:31:06,618 --> 01:31:09,122
Just make sure you get
my goddaughter
into school, all right?

1836
01:31:11,195 --> 01:31:12,889
Exclusive merch!

1837
01:31:13,025 --> 01:31:15,791
Two for five! Say your pride!

1838
01:31:15,926 --> 01:31:17,132
Okay, two for ten.

1839
01:31:17,267 --> 01:31:18,399
Come and spend!

1840
01:31:18,534 --> 01:31:20,133
You all "drunk" drunk.

1841
01:31:22,636 --> 01:31:26,476
I mean, it was probably
the stupidest idea
you've ever had.

1842
01:31:26,612 --> 01:31:29,474
But I'd be lying
if I said it wasn't fun.

1843
01:31:31,444 --> 01:31:33,843
Yeah. Well, thank you
for having my back, though.

1844
01:31:33,978 --> 01:31:35,377
-I got you.
-Yeah?

1845
01:31:38,486 --> 01:31:39,216
Oh, my God.

1846
01:31:40,291 --> 01:31:41,625
It's so cute.

1847
01:31:43,218 --> 01:31:44,056
What the fuck is this?

1848
01:31:51,125 --> 01:31:51,899
Oh, my God.

1849
01:31:54,306 --> 01:31:55,529
I needed this, man.

1850
01:32:33,903 --> 01:32:34,711
Wow.

1851
01:32:59,527 --> 01:33:04,407
<i> After Off the Grid 2,</i>
<i>life changed for a whole</i>
<i>lot of people.</i>

1852
01:33:04,542 --> 01:33:08,240
<i>Damon was sentenced to a year,</i>
<i>but after LeBron</i>
<i>read Cudi's poem,</i>

1853
01:33:08,375 --> 01:33:10,638
<i>he reached a plane</i>
<i>above enlightenment,</i>

1854
01:33:10,774 --> 01:33:13,576
<i>and convinced the judge</i>
<i>to release him early.</i>

1855
01:33:13,711 --> 01:33:15,642
<i>Mya was there to pick him up</i>
<i>when he got out.</i>

1856
01:33:16,753 --> 01:33:17,820
<i>Don't know how he pulled that.</i>

1857
01:33:19,289 --> 01:33:20,420
Angel...

1858
01:33:24,754 --> 01:33:27,194
<i> Those janky-ass</i>
<i>promoters got arrested</i>

1859
01:33:27,329 --> 01:33:29,829
<i>for trying to sell LeBron's</i>
<i>ring on OfferUp.</i>

1860
01:33:29,964 --> 01:33:33,262
<i>Hope somebody beat they ass.</i>

1861
01:33:33,398 --> 01:33:37,535
<i>Mika moved in with Peter,</i>
<i>and his koala started</i>
<i>liking her more than him.</i>

1862
01:33:37,670 --> 01:33:40,169
<i>She's thinking about bringing</i>
<i>Marley back to Houston.</i>

1863
01:33:40,304 --> 01:33:41,936
<i>I guess the joke's on him now.</i>

1864
01:33:43,939 --> 01:33:46,207
<i>Venus and I took the leap</i>
<i>and moved in together.</i>

1865
01:33:46,343 --> 01:33:50,315
<i>And after the party,</i>
<i>she decided to focus</i>
<i>on dancing full-time.</i>

1866
01:33:50,450 --> 01:33:53,021
<i>And Vic finally made it</i>
<i>back to our timeline</i>

1867
01:33:53,157 --> 01:33:54,824
<i>and vowed to stick</i>
<i>to Hennessy from now on.</i>

1868
01:33:57,659 --> 01:34:01,226
<i>As far as the money we made,</i>
<i>we ended up giving it all back</i>

1869
01:34:01,362 --> 01:34:03,461
<i>to LeBron</i>
<i>for fucking up his house.</i>

1870
01:34:03,597 --> 01:34:06,195
<i>That nigga's so rich</i>
<i>he just donated it to charity.</i>

1871
01:34:06,330 --> 01:34:08,736
-You did this?
-Yeah, yeah.

1872
01:34:08,871 --> 01:34:10,539
<i> Thanks to Damon,</i>
<i>though, I ended up selling</i>
<i>one of my beats</i>

1873
01:34:10,674 --> 01:34:12,304
<i>to Big Sean and Hit-Boy.</i>

1874
01:34:12,439 --> 01:34:14,206
<i>That made me enough money</i>
<i>to send Destiny</i>

1875
01:34:14,341 --> 01:34:16,274
<i>to preschool,</i>
<i>high school and college.</i>

1876
01:34:18,539 --> 01:34:20,241
<i>I guess Venus was right.</i>

1877
01:34:20,377 --> 01:34:21,279
<i>Dreams are worth chasing.</i>

1878
01:34:24,780 --> 01:34:26,585
<i>And as far</i>
<i>as our new friend...</i>

1879
01:34:37,227 --> 01:34:40,199
Yeah. I'm back, baby.

1880
01:34:52,016 --> 01:34:54,217
Looks like we about
to throw a house...

1881
01:34:54,352 --> 01:34:54,851
Excuse me?

1882
01:34:56,378 --> 01:34:57,554
...party.

1883
01:34:57,689 --> 01:34:59,213
What y'all think this is worth?

1884
01:34:59,349 --> 01:35:03,189
About 48,762 dollars and--

1885
01:35:03,325 --> 01:35:05,426
You been watching
<i>Antiques Roadshow,</i> huh?

1886
01:35:10,226 --> 01:35:11,692
Did you fart?

1887
01:35:11,828 --> 01:35:13,430
No, that was-- that was--
Yeah, that was me.

1888
01:35:14,603 --> 01:35:15,801
Cut.

1889
01:35:17,404 --> 01:35:18,907
We've been locked
in the house all year.

1890
01:35:19,043 --> 01:35:20,540
We're trying to get
naked on a beach.

1891
01:35:20,675 --> 01:35:21,707
Smoke weed.

1892
01:35:21,843 --> 01:35:24,214
Talk to a parakeet.

1893
01:35:24,349 --> 01:35:27,312
Maybe have his kids
land on my erect penis,
I don't know.

1894
01:35:27,447 --> 01:35:28,912
They might think
it's a tree or something.

1895
01:35:29,048 --> 01:35:30,547
Got kids in here, nigga.

1896
01:35:30,682 --> 01:35:32,547
I just wanted to chat him up
and maybe get him

1897
01:35:32,683 --> 01:35:34,456
to sign something,
if you know what I mean.

1898
01:35:34,591 --> 01:35:35,720
Hey, man, come on.

1899
01:35:35,855 --> 01:35:37,393
Oh, no, no guys.

1900
01:35:37,529 --> 01:35:39,385
It's a Laker jersey.

1901
01:35:39,521 --> 01:35:41,128
-Right.
-That's my wire.

1902
01:35:41,263 --> 01:35:43,594
-Right, man. He the feds, yo!
-I'm the feds!

1903
01:35:43,730 --> 01:35:46,164
I posted two black squares
on my Instagram, by the way.

1904
01:35:46,300 --> 01:35:47,394
Just to let you know
how BLM I am.

1905
01:35:47,529 --> 01:35:48,934
One for me, one for Marley.

1906
01:35:49,070 --> 01:35:50,969
Because we are... we're down.

1907
01:35:51,105 --> 01:35:53,041
I was gonna go to the protest.

1908
01:35:54,203 --> 01:35:56,408
I didn't go.

1909
01:35:56,543 --> 01:36:00,346
I came up with this fire-ass
movie idea, okay?

1910
01:36:00,482 --> 01:36:02,912
It's<i> Five Heartbeats</i>
meets<i> Demolition Man.</i>

1911
01:36:03,048 --> 01:36:04,647
Same director.

1912
01:36:04,782 --> 01:36:07,513
It's<i> The Five Heartbeats</i>
meets<i> Jurassic Park.</i>

1913
01:36:07,648 --> 01:36:09,355
It's<i> Roots</i> backwards.

1914
01:36:09,490 --> 01:36:11,456
So, instead of<i> Roots,</i>
it's called<i> Trees.</i>

1915
01:36:11,591 --> 01:36:13,925
My hosting shit really
starting to take off, too.

1916
01:36:14,060 --> 01:36:15,529
I got all my famous--

1917
01:36:19,334 --> 01:36:20,633
Yeah, my hosting shit
gonna go up, too.

1918
01:36:20,769 --> 01:36:21,962
I got all my--

1919
01:36:24,232 --> 01:36:26,804
Sorry, the water keep going
in my nose. One more time.

1920
01:36:26,940 --> 01:36:29,375
<i>You would've been a phenomenal</i>
<i>baseball player, by the way.</i>

1921
01:36:29,510 --> 01:36:31,476
<i>That headband makes you</i>
<i>look 20 years younger.</i>

1922
01:36:31,611 --> 01:36:33,810
<i>Someday, you'll be</i>
<i>the governor of Ohio.</i>

1923
01:36:33,945 --> 01:36:36,482
<i>How many teams you think</i>
<i>we can win championships with?</i>

1924
01:36:36,618 --> 01:36:39,379
<i>Drake finally asked</i>
<i>for that feature, didn't he?</i>

1925
01:36:39,514 --> 01:36:41,888
<i>It's Taco Tuesday!</i>

1926
01:36:42,023 --> 01:36:43,157
<i>You handsome devil, you.</i>

1927
01:36:45,187 --> 01:36:45,995
I don't?

1928
01:36:46,694 --> 01:36:48,326
I don't?

1929
01:36:48,462 --> 01:36:49,092
You got your balls
on camera for no reason.

1930
01:36:49,227 --> 01:36:51,460
Balls on camera. Shit.

1931
01:36:51,595 --> 01:36:53,497
I'm gonna cram
this straw up your butt

1932
01:36:53,633 --> 01:36:56,572
and slurp your brains
through your asshole!

1933
01:36:56,708 --> 01:36:59,538
I'm gonna braid your hair
then I'm gonna
scalp you, put it on my head

1934
01:36:59,674 --> 01:37:02,377
and I'm gonna play Shemar Moore
in that Tyler Perry movie!

1935
01:37:02,512 --> 01:37:04,674
I'm gonna grab your earlobes,
flip 'em inside your scalp,

1936
01:37:04,810 --> 01:37:07,413
then put my hand up your ass,
grab your earlobes,

1937
01:37:07,549 --> 01:37:09,650
pull it out your ass
till you're inside out, nigga.

1938
01:37:09,785 --> 01:37:11,651
<i>Looney Tunes!</i>

1939
01:37:14,357 --> 01:37:16,849
Damn. Get your marasupal-ass
away from me, man.

1940
01:37:16,984 --> 01:37:18,390
Marasup--
What is it, "marasupial?"

1941
01:37:19,730 --> 01:37:21,394
Yeah. Get your marasup--

1942
01:37:21,529 --> 01:37:23,626
Wait. I can't even pronounce
that word. Say it again?

1943
01:37:25,032 --> 01:37:25,865
Marsupial, all right.

1944
01:37:26,001 --> 01:37:27,467
Yeah, say the word again?

1945
01:37:27,969 --> 01:37:28,730
All right, marsupial.

1946
01:37:31,202 --> 01:37:34,208
The fuck is up
with this mara-supial--
marsupial motherfucker, man?

1947
01:37:36,513 --> 01:37:37,640
Fuck.

1948
01:37:41,416 --> 01:37:45,283
Your letter was just
so touching and poetic.

1949
01:37:45,419 --> 01:37:47,023
I had to meet
the person who wrote it.

1950
01:37:49,158 --> 01:37:51,427
Cut, I'm blushin'
too much. Shit.

1951
01:37:51,562 --> 01:37:53,359
Oh, please.

1952
01:37:53,495 --> 01:37:55,493
Hey, why is this nigga
playin' beats at a party?

1953
01:37:59,861 --> 01:38:01,202
-You say--
-I forgot what I--

1954
01:38:03,074 --> 01:38:05,705
Is my dawgs
in this motherfucker?

1955
01:38:05,840 --> 01:38:07,900
Hell, yeah!

1956
01:38:08,035 --> 01:38:09,375
Everybody trying
to add a little bit

1957
01:38:09,510 --> 01:38:12,114
of bass in they voice,
ain't they? Yeah!

1958
01:38:12,847 --> 01:38:15,148
Hell, yeah!

1959
01:38:15,284 --> 01:38:16,883
Y'all niggas
don't sound like that!

1960
01:38:17,018 --> 01:38:18,245
We got a big problem.

1961
01:38:18,381 --> 01:38:19,752
What now, bro?

1962
01:38:19,887 --> 01:38:21,057
Cosby's outside.

1963
01:38:29,195 --> 01:38:31,793
You a mess. You a mess.

1964
01:38:33,463 --> 01:38:34,697
Yo, shoot for ball.

1965
01:38:37,465 --> 01:38:38,398
Fuck. Yeah!

1966
01:38:38,534 --> 01:38:39,904
Run that shit back.

1967
01:38:48,318 --> 01:38:50,713
Motherfucking go in
the fucking net, man.

1968
01:38:55,055 --> 01:38:56,224
It's regular, man.

1969
01:38:59,053 --> 01:39:02,989
That's a wrap on LeBron James.