1 00:00:33,659 --> 00:00:36,495 Now, wait a minute 2 00:00:44,420 --> 00:00:48,424 California knows how to party 3 00:00:48,507 --> 00:00:52,845 California knows how to party 4 00:00:52,928 --> 00:00:56,265 In the city of LA 5 00:00:57,349 --> 00:01:00,602 In the city of good ol' Watts 6 00:01:01,270 --> 00:01:04,773 In the city City of Compton 7 00:01:05,441 --> 00:01:07,860 They're poplockin' Whoo! 8 00:01:09,737 --> 00:01:10,946 Poplockin' in Rolls-Royce... 9 00:01:11,030 --> 00:01:13,741 I know for most people, a house party is just a kick-back 10 00:01:13,824 --> 00:01:15,617 to catch up with the homies. 11 00:01:15,701 --> 00:01:19,371 But this is LA, a city where a party can change your life. 12 00:01:19,455 --> 00:01:23,000 A place where legends are born, die, and live again. 13 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:27,462 And bein' rich or bein' broke can be separated by a mere freeway. 14 00:01:27,546 --> 00:01:30,507 But once in a great while, the stars align, 15 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:32,593 and the Fates bless a few fortunate dreamers 16 00:01:32,676 --> 00:01:35,512 with a night that will change the course of their lives forever. 17 00:01:36,555 --> 00:01:38,807 In other words, there's some crazy, beautiful, 18 00:01:38,891 --> 00:01:40,893 weird-ass shit about to go down. 19 00:01:46,148 --> 00:01:48,233 One and two and three and four. 20 00:01:48,317 --> 00:01:49,693 The fuck? 21 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:14,342 Destiny, what you think? 22 00:02:15,427 --> 00:02:18,680 I know it sound weird, but let's see what Daddy cooked up. 23 00:02:28,732 --> 00:02:31,026 Ooh-hoo-hoo! Hey! 24 00:02:31,109 --> 00:02:33,486 This beat feel good! It feel free! 25 00:02:34,112 --> 00:02:35,363 I'm the GOAT! 26 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:39,618 Sellin' out stadiums! Platinum records! 27 00:02:39,701 --> 00:02:41,286 Yeah, that's my baby on the track. 28 00:02:41,369 --> 00:02:43,246 You hear that? That's you. 29 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:51,129 Yo, come on. 30 00:02:51,212 --> 00:02:52,964 Look who decided to wake up. 31 00:02:53,048 --> 00:02:55,592 Did you sign the start forms for the IT job yet? 32 00:02:55,675 --> 00:02:56,676 I'mma get on that Monday. 33 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:58,219 It ain't like you got all the time in the world, 34 00:02:58,303 --> 00:02:59,512 because in three months, 35 00:02:59,596 --> 00:03:02,140 your mother and I will be enjoyin' our retirement. 36 00:03:03,224 --> 00:03:06,770 Spoonin' each other on the sandy beaches of Daytona, Florida. 37 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:10,982 And this house will be sold, so... did you find anywhere to live yet? 38 00:03:11,065 --> 00:03:13,943 Once I start my new job, I'll have the money to get a new place. 39 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:16,946 I mean, you could just lend me the money. 40 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:18,406 Yeah, right. 41 00:03:18,490 --> 00:03:22,202 Hey, when I was raised, you think anybody was just goin' around giving me money? 42 00:03:22,285 --> 00:03:24,537 Boy, you don't know what it was like in LA in the '90s. 43 00:03:24,621 --> 00:03:26,664 Don't let this house fool you. 44 00:03:26,748 --> 00:03:29,083 Half this shit in here we got in the riots, right baby? 45 00:03:29,167 --> 00:03:31,920 You ain't lyin'. 46 00:03:32,003 --> 00:03:34,631 I said, "lend," Pop. Dang. 47 00:03:35,256 --> 00:03:38,509 I saw Mrs. Bailey at Vons yesterday. How is Venus doing? 48 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:41,721 Good, I guess. I mean, I think she live near Leimert Park, now. 49 00:03:41,804 --> 00:03:43,681 You two were like twins in middle school. 50 00:03:43,765 --> 00:03:45,475 -Remember that? -No, I don't remember that. 51 00:03:45,558 --> 00:03:47,101 I thought you two might have even been datin' 52 00:03:47,185 --> 00:03:49,812 until she went to prom with that football player. 53 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:51,356 I follow him on Facebook, too. 54 00:03:51,439 --> 00:03:54,484 He is more handsome now than ever. 55 00:03:56,611 --> 00:03:59,238 You don't ever talk to Venus at work? 56 00:03:59,322 --> 00:04:01,365 Not really. I mean, she work in the main office. 57 00:04:01,449 --> 00:04:03,701 I see her when I'm dropping off keys to a house or... 58 00:04:03,785 --> 00:04:05,119 picking up my check. 59 00:04:05,203 --> 00:04:07,288 That was nice of her to help you get that job. 60 00:04:07,371 --> 00:04:09,916 But stupid of you to help Damon get his. 61 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:13,044 Jesus is my friend. 62 00:04:13,127 --> 00:04:14,962 Yes, he's my friend 63 00:04:17,715 --> 00:04:19,467 Damon! 64 00:04:19,550 --> 00:04:22,470 Damon, wake your lazy ass up. 65 00:04:24,013 --> 00:04:26,307 Damon! I know you gotta work today. 66 00:04:26,390 --> 00:04:28,893 And clean up this room, too. 67 00:04:28,976 --> 00:04:30,770 It smell like ass and onions in here. 68 00:04:34,357 --> 00:04:35,524 Damon! 69 00:04:35,608 --> 00:04:40,029 All right, all right, I'm up already, man. Damn. Jeez. 70 00:04:40,112 --> 00:04:42,448 That's what you get, stayin' out partyin' all night. 71 00:04:42,948 --> 00:04:44,658 You think you can just live your life 72 00:04:44,742 --> 00:04:47,661 playing pick-up basketball and clubbing and fucking up my house? 73 00:04:47,745 --> 00:04:49,997 See, now I know why your mama kicked your ass out. 74 00:04:50,081 --> 00:04:54,293 Aunt Jean, for the last time, all right... It's not clubbing. 75 00:04:54,376 --> 00:04:56,670 I'm a promoter. I'm working, all right? 76 00:04:56,754 --> 00:04:59,507 People followin' me on Instagram and comin' to my parties. 77 00:04:59,590 --> 00:05:01,217 - Really? - Yeah. 78 00:05:01,300 --> 00:05:02,343 Did you make any money? 79 00:05:02,426 --> 00:05:03,844 There she go. 80 00:05:03,928 --> 00:05:06,889 I get it. It's a non-profit. You're doing charity work. 81 00:05:06,972 --> 00:05:10,643 Boy, if you're in a club and not making any money, then it's clubbin'. 82 00:05:10,726 --> 00:05:12,102 You must think I'm stupid. 83 00:05:12,519 --> 00:05:14,605 Don't forget, you owe me rent tomorrow, plus last month's, 84 00:05:14,688 --> 00:05:17,233 'cause next stop is gonna be Skid Row for you. 85 00:05:17,316 --> 00:05:18,692 Talkin' about followers. 86 00:05:18,776 --> 00:05:21,320 You know who got followers? Jesus. 87 00:05:21,403 --> 00:05:22,488 Pssh! 88 00:05:22,571 --> 00:05:25,532 Take your rude ass to work, and clean up that room. 89 00:05:26,575 --> 00:05:28,285 Smell like somebody fucked an onion in there. 90 00:05:28,369 --> 00:05:31,330 My God, Aunt Jean, you just cursed. What would Jesus say? 91 00:05:31,413 --> 00:05:33,791 Jesus would say, "Shut the fuck up, this is my house!" 92 00:05:33,874 --> 00:05:34,833 Man! 93 00:05:38,837 --> 00:05:41,924 Hey, beautiful. 94 00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:47,137 - Don't make me get my gun. - Shit. 95 00:05:47,554 --> 00:05:49,765 Let's get you to your mom's house. 96 00:05:49,848 --> 00:05:52,768 See, what Granny and Paw-Paw don't know is... 97 00:05:52,851 --> 00:05:55,479 is that I'm about to make a lot of money from this party. 98 00:05:55,562 --> 00:05:58,941 And we gonna have everything we need. 99 00:05:59,024 --> 00:06:00,901 Have all the toys you need. 100 00:06:00,984 --> 00:06:02,152 Hey! 101 00:06:03,862 --> 00:06:05,739 Hey, what's going on? What y'all doin'-- 102 00:06:05,822 --> 00:06:08,158 -Where Damon at? -I don't know. 103 00:06:08,242 --> 00:06:09,868 I mean, y'all know he doesn't live here. 104 00:06:09,952 --> 00:06:11,328 Yeah, we gonna burn his nigga house down. 105 00:06:11,411 --> 00:06:13,997 -Larry, chill, chill, chill... -What? I got my daughter with me. 106 00:06:14,081 --> 00:06:16,458 I tried to call y'all, like, twice this week about the party. 107 00:06:16,541 --> 00:06:19,002 -Y'all ain't been returning my calls. -'Cause y'all dickheads off the party. 108 00:06:19,586 --> 00:06:20,545 Guile? 109 00:06:20,629 --> 00:06:21,546 I got this. 110 00:06:21,922 --> 00:06:22,923 -Okay? -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 111 00:06:23,006 --> 00:06:24,800 'Cause y'all dickheads off the party. 112 00:06:25,342 --> 00:06:26,885 Yeah, I heard him. But why? 113 00:06:26,968 --> 00:06:28,053 You know exactly why! 114 00:06:28,136 --> 00:06:29,596 We're gonna make you pay. 115 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:31,723 First we gonna tie you up, right? 116 00:06:31,807 --> 00:06:32,974 Then we'll cut your little nappy head off 117 00:06:33,058 --> 00:06:34,643 -with a rusty machete. -Whoa. 118 00:06:34,726 --> 00:06:37,229 -Yeah. -Then I'm gonna sew your booty hole up. 119 00:06:37,312 --> 00:06:39,398 Then I'm gonna take some Mexican candy, the spicy kind. 120 00:06:39,481 --> 00:06:42,442 Then I'm gonna shove it down your throat hole till you're nice and plump. 121 00:06:42,526 --> 00:06:44,653 And then I'm gonna beat your ass like a piñata. 122 00:06:44,736 --> 00:06:46,863 Larry-- Larry, let's just calm down. 123 00:06:46,947 --> 00:06:49,533 Hey, hey. I'm gonna need you to really work on dialing back your threats. 124 00:06:49,616 --> 00:06:51,409 -Dial it back? What are we here for? -You puttin' too much sauce on it! 125 00:06:51,493 --> 00:06:53,620 -Too much-- All right. -What you mean, too much-- A piñata? 126 00:06:53,703 --> 00:06:54,579 Y'all off the party! 127 00:06:54,663 --> 00:06:56,831 You and that little weirdo Vic, and that's that! 128 00:06:56,915 --> 00:06:59,376 Y'all can't do that, man. We-- we got money invested. 129 00:06:59,459 --> 00:07:00,877 You can thank your home boy, Damon. 130 00:07:00,961 --> 00:07:03,338 Never liked that roach-face-ass nigga, anyway. 131 00:07:03,421 --> 00:07:06,258 Yeah, and he tried to play my little baby cousin, tried to get away with it? 132 00:07:06,341 --> 00:07:07,384 And steal from her? 133 00:07:07,759 --> 00:07:09,970 Hey... what you mean? He stole from her? 134 00:07:10,053 --> 00:07:11,972 Daisy can't find her gold necklace. 135 00:07:12,055 --> 00:07:14,265 And I know that little crackhead-ass boy Damon took it. 136 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:17,310 We're gonna fuck his ass up on sight. 137 00:07:17,394 --> 00:07:19,938 -Whoo! On sight, boy. -Yeah. That's right. 138 00:07:20,021 --> 00:07:23,066 Then we gonna grind his dick into a juice. 139 00:07:23,149 --> 00:07:24,984 Make him drink that shit. 140 00:07:27,529 --> 00:07:29,447 -Okay, no, no, no. -What's left over, that's for you. 141 00:07:29,531 --> 00:07:30,865 We just talked about you dialin' this shit back. 142 00:07:30,949 --> 00:07:32,826 -But you see what I do-- -We're not juicin' no dicks today! 143 00:07:32,909 --> 00:07:33,993 You know what? I quit! 144 00:07:34,077 --> 00:07:35,995 - You quit? - I quit! Do it yourself! 145 00:07:36,079 --> 00:07:38,456 You did this same shit in the third grade. 146 00:07:38,540 --> 00:07:39,999 Man, just get the fuck outta here, man! 147 00:07:40,708 --> 00:07:42,085 Guile! 148 00:07:43,545 --> 00:07:44,754 I got this! 149 00:07:45,380 --> 00:07:47,549 -But I-- -Between the both-- Why-- 150 00:07:47,632 --> 00:07:49,092 -I-- -I got it. 151 00:07:53,346 --> 00:07:54,389 Get the fuck outta here. 152 00:07:54,472 --> 00:07:56,224 Get yo' ass in the back. What you doin'? 153 00:07:56,766 --> 00:07:57,934 I thought you quit. 154 00:07:59,018 --> 00:08:00,687 You got short legs. 155 00:08:09,988 --> 00:08:12,198 If you interrupt me one more time, I keep tellin' you. 156 00:08:12,281 --> 00:08:15,910 Every time I speak, you wanna speak. Quit speakin'! 157 00:08:23,292 --> 00:08:26,879 Hey. What's up with it, y'all? It's your boy, DamonThaDon. 158 00:08:26,963 --> 00:08:29,132 Just want to hit y'all with a bit of morning motivation. 159 00:08:29,215 --> 00:08:31,050 Lot of people trying to stress you out. 160 00:08:31,134 --> 00:08:33,386 But don't let the bullshit get to you, all right? 161 00:08:33,469 --> 00:08:35,138 Do whatever it is that makes you happy. 162 00:08:35,221 --> 00:08:39,892 Smoke a little weed, a little meditation. Maybe a party. Ha-ha! 163 00:08:39,976 --> 00:08:43,271 Y'all know we got a big one comin' up, so make sure y'all pull up. 164 00:08:43,354 --> 00:08:46,899 Until then... it's regular. 165 00:08:46,983 --> 00:08:48,317 Damon! 166 00:08:48,401 --> 00:08:51,404 Damn, man! Always hating. 167 00:08:52,572 --> 00:08:54,657 Here I come! Fuck. 168 00:09:02,623 --> 00:09:05,418 Hey, Armen. Sorry I'm late, man. The 405 crazy. 169 00:09:05,918 --> 00:09:06,919 Somebody famous live here? 170 00:09:07,003 --> 00:09:09,755 Jesus, I'm so glad I won't have to deal with you anymore. 171 00:09:10,881 --> 00:09:12,925 These areas are marked and locked. 172 00:09:13,008 --> 00:09:14,677 They are not to be tampered with. 173 00:09:15,052 --> 00:09:17,638 Kevin will return the keys when you're done. 174 00:09:17,722 --> 00:09:19,056 He's the responsible one. 175 00:09:19,140 --> 00:09:20,224 Tsk! Man. 176 00:09:20,307 --> 00:09:22,351 I have another site to get to. 177 00:09:25,479 --> 00:09:26,605 Bye, Damon. 178 00:09:27,606 --> 00:09:31,277 It's Damon, bro. The French way. 179 00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:32,403 Stupid. 180 00:09:32,486 --> 00:09:34,321 Shit ain't that hard. 181 00:09:34,405 --> 00:09:37,157 Damn, man, this how the other half live. 182 00:09:48,127 --> 00:09:49,628 Hey! 183 00:09:49,712 --> 00:09:52,256 God damn, man. I see you late as usual. 184 00:09:52,339 --> 00:09:54,550 Yeah, man, you know, I got caught up in Clubhouse, 185 00:09:54,633 --> 00:09:58,012 schoolin' niggas on how to be successful and not have to work a basic job. 186 00:10:01,015 --> 00:10:02,766 Hey, how's my goddaughter, Destiny? 187 00:10:02,850 --> 00:10:04,560 She fine. She's at her mom's house. 188 00:10:04,643 --> 00:10:06,645 Man, Armen was acting weird as hell, bro. 189 00:10:06,729 --> 00:10:08,772 Actin' hella sketchy about who's crib this is. 190 00:10:09,815 --> 00:10:12,067 So I guess you ain't heard, we got kicked off the party tomorrow. 191 00:10:12,151 --> 00:10:13,736 What the fuck is that supposed to mean? 192 00:10:13,819 --> 00:10:15,028 Kyle and them is pissed. 193 00:10:15,112 --> 00:10:16,989 They don't like how you been doggin' their cousin Daisy. 194 00:10:17,072 --> 00:10:19,241 Daisy? Light-skinned Daisy? 195 00:10:19,324 --> 00:10:23,662 That's they cousin? Shit. I'd be pissed, too. 196 00:10:23,745 --> 00:10:26,039 But they can't kick us off the party, though, Kev. 197 00:10:26,123 --> 00:10:28,458 We put money in! I'm the host! 198 00:10:28,542 --> 00:10:30,544 I told you, stop messing with that girl. 199 00:10:30,627 --> 00:10:32,754 She started liking me too much. 200 00:10:32,838 --> 00:10:35,841 That shit-- It just turn me off, you feel me? 201 00:10:35,924 --> 00:10:38,468 I'm like, "You want me? Me?!" 202 00:10:39,595 --> 00:10:41,013 I'm still in my ho phase, bro. 203 00:10:41,096 --> 00:10:42,931 Man, they said you stole her chain. 204 00:10:43,015 --> 00:10:45,767 Man, that's cap! That's big cap! 205 00:10:45,851 --> 00:10:48,770 That's bottle cap! That's Colin Kap! 206 00:10:48,854 --> 00:10:50,981 -That's Cap-tain America! -Yo! 207 00:10:53,650 --> 00:10:56,945 Nobody want that fugazi raggedy-ass swap meet chain, anyway. 208 00:10:57,029 --> 00:10:58,947 Chain's not worth shit. 209 00:11:00,657 --> 00:11:01,575 Hoo-hoo! 210 00:11:01,658 --> 00:11:03,994 Damn, that shit just fluffed itself. 211 00:11:04,077 --> 00:11:06,830 Whose crib is this, man? Steve Jobs? 212 00:11:06,913 --> 00:11:09,791 -Steve Jobs is dead, fool. -Don't mean his house died. 213 00:11:09,875 --> 00:11:13,920 There goes the money I invested. I got shit to pay for. 214 00:11:14,546 --> 00:11:17,674 Have to pick up some extra shifts. That might not even be enough. 215 00:11:17,757 --> 00:11:21,052 I know, right? They payin' us Mexican prices out here. 216 00:11:21,136 --> 00:11:23,597 Hey, my bad, Juan. 217 00:11:23,680 --> 00:11:25,265 I'm Venezuelan. 218 00:11:25,348 --> 00:11:27,350 Hey, nobody said you wasn't, Juan. 219 00:11:28,810 --> 00:11:31,354 Come on, let's knock this house out. I ain't got all day. 220 00:11:31,438 --> 00:11:34,441 I still gotta get home in time to read to Destiny and drop the keys off. 221 00:11:34,524 --> 00:11:36,318 Armen must think you a slave? 222 00:11:36,401 --> 00:11:38,153 He know better not to try that shit out with me. 223 00:11:38,236 --> 00:11:39,404 I'll knock his ass out. 224 00:11:39,487 --> 00:11:41,364 Bop! Ding! Bing! 225 00:11:46,870 --> 00:11:50,081 Hey, V. It's crazy you called. My mom-- 226 00:11:50,165 --> 00:11:51,708 What the hell is wrong with you? 227 00:11:51,791 --> 00:11:53,043 Nothin', I'm good. 228 00:11:53,126 --> 00:11:56,254 Corporate is in there right now, watching a video of you and Damon 229 00:11:56,337 --> 00:11:58,548 smoking at the house on Baylor Street. 230 00:11:58,965 --> 00:12:00,425 That-- that don't even sound like us. 231 00:12:00,842 --> 00:12:03,136 This is serious, Kevin. They are short on staff today, 232 00:12:03,219 --> 00:12:05,054 so they're gonna let you clean that last house, 233 00:12:05,138 --> 00:12:08,349 but you are getting terminated officially, first thing Monday morning. 234 00:12:08,433 --> 00:12:11,728 Maybe we can talk to 'em and change their mind, or somethin'. 235 00:12:11,811 --> 00:12:13,229 I need this job. 236 00:12:13,980 --> 00:12:16,149 These niggas fired. Whoo! 237 00:12:16,232 --> 00:12:18,443 - No, y'all "fired" fired. - Hey, Venus! 238 00:12:18,526 --> 00:12:22,655 I gotta go. Sorry. Sorry, Kev. 239 00:12:23,114 --> 00:12:25,408 Who was that? Little girlfriend, Venus? 240 00:12:27,452 --> 00:12:29,662 Hey, bro, let's spark up. 241 00:12:31,456 --> 00:12:33,625 Why you just standing there like you just shit yourself, man? 242 00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:36,294 -We fired. -What? 243 00:12:40,131 --> 00:12:40,965 How? 244 00:12:56,355 --> 00:12:59,525 To be honest with you, fuck this job. 245 00:13:00,026 --> 00:13:03,905 You're way too talented for this, Kev. What you should do is focus on them beats. 246 00:13:03,988 --> 00:13:07,033 The shit you sent me today... now, that shit was hard. 247 00:13:08,493 --> 00:13:10,578 But I ain't mean to mess up your money, though, man. 248 00:13:11,621 --> 00:13:13,080 My bad, dawg. 249 00:13:14,624 --> 00:13:17,752 But you'll figure this shit out. You always do. 250 00:13:19,629 --> 00:13:23,633 -What if we threw a house party? -Where? Auntie crib? 251 00:13:24,759 --> 00:13:28,137 I mean, that shit could work, but... she got these low-ass ceilings, 252 00:13:28,220 --> 00:13:31,557 and she got this cat that be throwin' up every time it smell weed, so... 253 00:13:31,641 --> 00:13:34,018 No, no, not like a regular house. 254 00:13:34,101 --> 00:13:37,813 People are tired of us throwin' the same party. Every time. 255 00:13:38,731 --> 00:13:41,400 We need something... different. 256 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:43,778 Something bigger. 257 00:13:46,030 --> 00:13:48,199 -Something like this place. -You trying to throw a party here? 258 00:13:48,282 --> 00:13:49,575 Not here. 259 00:13:49,658 --> 00:13:52,369 -Armen would kill us, man. -True. 260 00:13:52,453 --> 00:13:53,954 We could rent something out like this. 261 00:13:54,038 --> 00:13:56,916 Rent? Hell, no. That would be terrible for our margins, dawg. 262 00:13:57,708 --> 00:14:01,128 Plus, my followers? Here? Shit. 263 00:14:01,212 --> 00:14:03,756 Niggas ain't got no respect for a nice place like this. 264 00:14:06,091 --> 00:14:08,010 I don't know, I gotta figure something out, though. 265 00:14:08,093 --> 00:14:09,887 I need ten G's by next week. 266 00:14:09,970 --> 00:14:11,639 My parents about to sell the house. 267 00:14:11,722 --> 00:14:14,350 If I don't pay for my daughter's fancy preschool, 268 00:14:14,433 --> 00:14:16,393 Char could make a case to get full custody, 269 00:14:16,477 --> 00:14:18,729 -and I ain't having that shit. -All right, man. All right. 270 00:14:18,812 --> 00:14:20,397 All right, man. Damn. 271 00:14:20,481 --> 00:14:24,109 You ain't gotta convince me. I was in the moment you said... 272 00:14:24,693 --> 00:14:28,072 "Damon... please, I need your help." 273 00:14:33,202 --> 00:14:35,162 -I didn't even say that. -Man! 274 00:14:35,245 --> 00:14:38,624 I could hit up my fan base, and we could make 10,000 off the cover charges, easy. 275 00:14:38,707 --> 00:14:39,958 All right. Enough hypothesizing. 276 00:14:40,042 --> 00:14:42,419 I'll call around. Let's get to work. 277 00:14:42,503 --> 00:14:45,297 Damn. This nigga love to work. 278 00:14:46,340 --> 00:14:47,466 Shit. 279 00:14:47,549 --> 00:14:50,844 Jab. Jab. Spin. 280 00:14:53,138 --> 00:14:55,766 Yeah, that ain't a travel. That's good. 281 00:14:55,849 --> 00:14:59,144 Hey, Sabrina? Yeah, remember we threw that Halloween party last year? 282 00:14:59,228 --> 00:15:04,107 Look, I-I'm throwing another party this weekend, and I need a venue. 283 00:15:09,738 --> 00:15:13,700 Damn. This dude got his own museum. 284 00:15:25,921 --> 00:15:28,674 Damn. She thicc. 285 00:15:29,341 --> 00:15:31,093 Yeesh. 286 00:15:31,176 --> 00:15:32,636 I would. 287 00:15:37,557 --> 00:15:41,103 Dude got Miami shit, Cleveland shit, LA shit. 288 00:15:41,186 --> 00:15:43,939 It's like, damn, pick a city, bro. 289 00:15:44,022 --> 00:15:46,900 Man, you could actually fuck in here, bro. Yeah. 290 00:15:47,442 --> 00:15:48,610 Yeah! 291 00:15:49,277 --> 00:15:50,403 Conforming to body. 292 00:15:50,946 --> 00:15:52,781 Yeah, this is nice. 293 00:15:53,949 --> 00:15:56,034 Ew! What the fuck? 294 00:16:07,963 --> 00:16:09,714 Is this motherfucker a giant? 295 00:16:14,803 --> 00:16:15,804 Damn. 296 00:16:15,887 --> 00:16:17,681 Two weeks meditation? 297 00:16:17,764 --> 00:16:19,432 This dude gotta be stressed. 298 00:16:19,516 --> 00:16:21,267 Who is this bro? 299 00:16:37,492 --> 00:16:39,369 Buddy is on LeBron's nuts. 300 00:17:03,351 --> 00:17:04,560 My God. 301 00:17:04,644 --> 00:17:07,146 Yeah, I know it's last minute, but you gotta have something available. 302 00:17:07,230 --> 00:17:08,648 Yes, sir! 303 00:17:09,232 --> 00:17:11,234 Yeah, I understand. 304 00:17:11,901 --> 00:17:13,277 Aw, shit. 305 00:17:13,361 --> 00:17:15,196 Man, these promoters talking a lot of shit about us. 306 00:17:15,279 --> 00:17:18,324 -We're being blackballed. -Well, fuck all that, bro. 307 00:17:18,408 --> 00:17:21,160 - Why is you still cleaning? - Might as well get this last check. 308 00:17:21,994 --> 00:17:22,954 Fuck that, Kev! 309 00:17:23,037 --> 00:17:24,831 What is you doing, man? They got cameras in here! 310 00:17:24,914 --> 00:17:26,916 Don't worry about all that shit, Kev. I found the camera room 311 00:17:26,999 --> 00:17:28,334 and I turned all them shits off. 312 00:17:28,418 --> 00:17:30,419 You forgot I worked at Geek Squad. 313 00:17:31,379 --> 00:17:32,463 Whose jacket you got on? 314 00:17:33,548 --> 00:17:34,715 Check it out. 315 00:17:36,509 --> 00:17:37,885 It's LeBron's. 316 00:17:39,011 --> 00:17:40,471 LeBron who? 317 00:17:42,390 --> 00:17:45,643 James, nigga! There is only one LeBron on earth! 318 00:17:45,726 --> 00:17:47,186 And why you got on his clothes? 319 00:17:48,104 --> 00:17:51,065 'Cause this his house. 320 00:17:51,148 --> 00:17:52,900 This him, Kev! 321 00:17:52,984 --> 00:17:54,193 This him! This all him. 322 00:17:54,277 --> 00:17:56,862 This-- Man, look, man! This is his candle. 323 00:17:56,946 --> 00:17:59,365 Smell like gametime in this motherfucker, man. 324 00:17:59,448 --> 00:18:02,243 Look, man, this is his-- This is his fridge, Kev! Look! 325 00:18:02,326 --> 00:18:04,078 This his juice. 326 00:18:07,039 --> 00:18:09,458 This juice is LeBron juice, bro! 327 00:18:09,542 --> 00:18:11,961 Get some of this greatness in your life, goddammit. 328 00:18:13,212 --> 00:18:14,880 You fucking kidding me right now? 329 00:18:17,883 --> 00:18:20,719 Shut the fuck up. 330 00:18:21,512 --> 00:18:23,889 Yep. Told you. 331 00:18:24,515 --> 00:18:26,433 - Hey, there. ! Ooh! 332 00:18:26,517 --> 00:18:29,311 You are one handsome, philanthropic motherfucker. 333 00:18:29,728 --> 00:18:31,689 -Who, me? -Your hairline is perfect. 334 00:18:31,772 --> 00:18:34,733 Anyone who says otherwise is just jealous. 335 00:18:35,234 --> 00:18:39,572 Bro, he got a hologram of himself, just to give him compliments? 336 00:18:39,655 --> 00:18:41,699 Yeah, that do make sense, though. 337 00:18:41,782 --> 00:18:43,909 The only person that could convince him he the greatest... 338 00:18:43,993 --> 00:18:45,703 -...is the greatest. -Is the greatest. 339 00:18:45,786 --> 00:18:48,080 You handled the decision to go to Miami perfectly. 340 00:18:48,163 --> 00:18:49,623 Nah... 341 00:18:49,707 --> 00:18:52,710 That's cap. This guy. 342 00:18:54,753 --> 00:18:58,215 -Bro. Damon. Stop touchin' shit, man. -Man, what, man? Shut up, bro! 343 00:18:58,298 --> 00:18:59,758 Your scary ass, bro. 344 00:18:59,842 --> 00:19:02,386 Damn, I need a face ID. 345 00:19:02,469 --> 00:19:03,804 Shit. 346 00:19:03,887 --> 00:19:06,098 Hey. Talk, man. 347 00:19:06,181 --> 00:19:07,641 You were great in Trainwreck. 348 00:19:07,725 --> 00:19:12,020 In fact, Ian Crouch of the New Yorker said you were the funniest person in the movie. 349 00:19:12,104 --> 00:19:14,022 Hoo-hoo-hoo! 350 00:19:14,106 --> 00:19:16,275 Damn, we got all of LeBron's contacts in here. 351 00:19:17,109 --> 00:19:18,694 It's pretty much everybody in the world. 352 00:19:18,777 --> 00:19:22,656 Man, shut up, bro. Even got Carole Baskin in here, bro. 353 00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:26,743 Hey, should we invite her to our party? 354 00:19:29,121 --> 00:19:30,372 Yo. 355 00:19:30,831 --> 00:19:32,082 Yo. 356 00:19:32,708 --> 00:19:34,543 Yo! Yo, yo, yo, yo... 357 00:19:34,626 --> 00:19:35,794 Yo, Kev! Yo, Kev! 358 00:19:35,878 --> 00:19:38,171 Yo, yo, yo. Yo! Yo! 359 00:19:38,255 --> 00:19:41,758 How about... we throw the party... here? 360 00:19:41,842 --> 00:19:43,635 Bro, that was a bad idea before. 361 00:19:43,719 --> 00:19:45,679 -It's a terrible idea now. -What? 362 00:19:45,762 --> 00:19:48,432 Your NBA 2K rating should be 100, not 97. 363 00:19:48,849 --> 00:19:49,975 Yeah. 364 00:19:50,058 --> 00:19:52,102 Come on, man. It's the perfect idea, bro. 365 00:19:52,185 --> 00:19:54,146 Who wouldn't want to party in the King's house? 366 00:19:54,229 --> 00:19:56,773 To become a champion, you must think like a champion. 367 00:19:56,857 --> 00:19:58,775 Listen to LeBron, man! 368 00:19:58,859 --> 00:20:00,485 Look, it's perfect, dawg. Look. 369 00:20:00,569 --> 00:20:03,280 We just hit up all his contacts, right? As LeBron's assistants. 370 00:20:03,363 --> 00:20:06,450 We sayin' that LeBron throwing a secret party on some low key shit. 371 00:20:06,533 --> 00:20:09,453 You want to trick famous people into thinking LeBron throwing a party? 372 00:20:09,536 --> 00:20:10,704 In his own house? 373 00:20:10,787 --> 00:20:13,498 -Hell yeah! -Man. 374 00:20:13,582 --> 00:20:16,710 Look, we can charge way more at the door with these celebs coming, all right? 375 00:20:16,793 --> 00:20:18,336 We can make ten times the money, Kev. 376 00:20:18,420 --> 00:20:23,216 We can send Destiny to preschool, high school, college... Whatever. 377 00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:25,552 What about his family? Somebody could show up. 378 00:20:25,635 --> 00:20:27,178 -We can go to jail. -Man, your scary ass. 379 00:20:27,262 --> 00:20:28,805 You're worried about the wrong things, Kev. 380 00:20:28,889 --> 00:20:31,641 Look. Right here. They on vacation. 381 00:20:31,725 --> 00:20:35,687 -He meditating for two weeks. -Two weeks? Must be stressed. 382 00:20:35,770 --> 00:20:38,607 I would be, too if I was about to hit my 30th season. 383 00:20:38,690 --> 00:20:39,858 Sheesh! 384 00:20:39,941 --> 00:20:42,277 Look, bro. It's simple, all right? 385 00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:46,573 We could throw the party, have it cleaned, without him even knowing. 386 00:20:46,656 --> 00:20:48,241 Man, I don't-- I don't know. 387 00:20:48,325 --> 00:20:51,286 Hey! Hey, man. Hey. Hey. This is not about us, Kev. 388 00:20:51,369 --> 00:20:54,289 It's not about you. It's not about me. 389 00:20:54,372 --> 00:20:55,790 You know who it's about? 390 00:20:57,417 --> 00:21:00,295 Destiny. Lil' baby. 391 00:21:00,378 --> 00:21:04,174 She can't read. She can't write. 'Cause she can't go to school. 392 00:21:04,257 --> 00:21:07,010 -Why? Because you broke. -Shut up. 393 00:21:07,093 --> 00:21:11,264 But you can change that, Kev. You could make it happen. All right? 394 00:21:11,347 --> 00:21:13,766 Yeah, you see it. 395 00:21:13,850 --> 00:21:17,020 Now... are we doing this? 396 00:21:17,103 --> 00:21:19,564 Or are we doing this? 397 00:21:19,647 --> 00:21:22,942 Come on, now. Say yes. Say yes, Kev. 398 00:21:23,026 --> 00:21:25,486 -This shit gotta be spotless. -It's gonna be sparkling, bro. 399 00:21:31,451 --> 00:21:33,369 -We doin' it. -Yeah, we doing this. 400 00:21:33,453 --> 00:21:36,289 Yeah, my boy! You know what that means, right? 401 00:21:36,372 --> 00:21:39,625 Looks like we about to throw a house par-- 402 00:21:39,709 --> 00:21:42,545 Excuse me. We're done in the living room. 403 00:21:42,628 --> 00:21:46,132 Okay, for sure. You can leave the cleaning supplies by-- by the door. 404 00:21:46,841 --> 00:21:48,301 -Yeah. -Yeah. 405 00:21:48,384 --> 00:21:49,719 Ha, dawg, you about to get-- 406 00:21:49,802 --> 00:21:51,345 Which door? The one over here? 407 00:21:51,429 --> 00:21:54,056 Just the one over-- Not that one, but the one right over-- 408 00:21:54,140 --> 00:21:55,183 There's so many doors in the house. 409 00:21:55,266 --> 00:21:58,394 Yo, Juan, get the fuck out of here, bro! You ruining the special moment 410 00:21:58,478 --> 00:22:00,229 -between me and my man, bro. -Sorry. 411 00:22:00,313 --> 00:22:02,190 You and Gloria can leave. We'll lock up. 412 00:22:02,273 --> 00:22:03,357 Thanks, man. 413 00:22:03,900 --> 00:22:05,610 Yeah, come on, bro. 414 00:22:06,402 --> 00:22:09,655 Man, this is what we do, man. We live, we throw parties, bro. 415 00:22:09,739 --> 00:22:12,033 I'm gonna make some calls. About to get it crackin'. 416 00:22:12,116 --> 00:22:13,242 Shit, I'mma call Diddy. 417 00:22:13,326 --> 00:22:17,205 Of course, Puffy, Diddy, Sean, Mr. Love. Hah. 418 00:22:17,288 --> 00:22:19,498 Yeah. Cîroc only. 419 00:22:19,582 --> 00:22:23,044 We put the DJ booth right here, VIP area upstairs. 420 00:22:23,127 --> 00:22:24,962 We can get Sly and Reg to do security. 421 00:22:25,046 --> 00:22:26,255 Hell, yeah. 422 00:22:26,339 --> 00:22:29,050 We need somebody good to clean this place so we don't get caught. 423 00:22:29,133 --> 00:22:31,510 -We can do it. -Naw, someone good. 424 00:22:32,553 --> 00:22:34,221 You right. You right. 425 00:22:34,930 --> 00:22:38,059 All right, we're gonna tell everybody no phones, no social media. 426 00:22:38,142 --> 00:22:40,394 The whole theme was for LeBron and all the guests to play dumb 427 00:22:40,478 --> 00:22:41,854 if it's ever brought up again. 428 00:22:41,937 --> 00:22:45,066 We're gonna call it, "Off the Grid Part Two." 429 00:22:45,149 --> 00:22:46,400 "Off the Grid Part Two"? 430 00:22:46,484 --> 00:22:48,110 So people will think they missed the first one. 431 00:22:49,195 --> 00:22:51,739 People would love to have Dr. Dre on the ones and twos. 432 00:22:54,700 --> 00:22:56,869 This is Dr. Andre Liebowitz? 433 00:22:57,870 --> 00:22:58,954 My bad. My bad. 434 00:23:00,539 --> 00:23:02,333 No, I do not need a hair transplant. 435 00:23:06,837 --> 00:23:08,172 My God. 436 00:23:17,890 --> 00:23:20,559 Then we gonna invite all the celebrities and the regular people too, 437 00:23:20,643 --> 00:23:21,769 and charge them more. 438 00:23:22,645 --> 00:23:25,898 Man, we about to be the biggest promoters in town. 439 00:23:28,525 --> 00:23:29,652 Blanket. 440 00:23:34,782 --> 00:23:36,992 We got a lot of equipment and we can't fit it 441 00:23:37,076 --> 00:23:39,828 and three other people up in that little-ass car! 442 00:23:40,162 --> 00:23:42,790 Your problem is you don't know how to load things scientifically. 443 00:23:42,873 --> 00:23:43,832 I... don't... 444 00:23:43,916 --> 00:23:44,833 Popcorn. 445 00:23:44,917 --> 00:23:49,797 Bro. You really think LeBron's installing popcorn in his goddamn cinema-- 446 00:24:13,028 --> 00:24:14,363 -Hey, yo. -Yeah? 447 00:24:14,446 --> 00:24:16,907 I think we'll be good if we keep the party to the living room. 448 00:24:16,990 --> 00:24:19,951 -Everything else is off limits. -Yeah, we can just party-proof it 449 00:24:20,035 --> 00:24:22,704 like we did that Pajama Jam we threw at my granny house. 450 00:24:22,788 --> 00:24:26,833 Exactly. Plus, all the good stuff is packed into the restricted areas, anyway. 451 00:24:26,917 --> 00:24:30,128 Word. Nigga, this shit about to be crackin'. 452 00:24:30,212 --> 00:24:32,422 I'm talking about legendary. 453 00:24:32,506 --> 00:24:34,841 I even booked us some performers, too. 454 00:24:35,884 --> 00:24:37,761 -Who? -Migos! 455 00:24:37,844 --> 00:24:39,930 How the hell you do that? 456 00:24:40,013 --> 00:24:41,807 I told Quavo he can play LeBron one on one. 457 00:24:41,890 --> 00:24:43,892 -He believed it? -Of course not. 458 00:24:43,975 --> 00:24:45,894 But he said he coming. 459 00:24:45,977 --> 00:24:49,147 Shit, I was thinking he could freestyle over one of your beats. 460 00:24:50,607 --> 00:24:54,402 Nah, man, I'm still uncomfortable playin' my shit after what happened. 461 00:25:01,409 --> 00:25:02,410 This the one? 462 00:25:02,494 --> 00:25:06,289 Hey, nigga. Turn this weak-ass shit off. I got a customer out here. 463 00:25:07,958 --> 00:25:09,876 Yo, this shit really is trash, bro. 464 00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:11,753 Fuckin' weirdo. 465 00:25:11,836 --> 00:25:14,172 Can't lowride to this, nigga. This ain't Dre. 466 00:25:14,839 --> 00:25:16,049 You gotta get over that, bro. 467 00:25:16,132 --> 00:25:18,551 Dude was recording in the back of a cell phone shop. 468 00:25:18,635 --> 00:25:22,889 No, I still don't want to do it, though. That shit fucked me up. 469 00:25:22,972 --> 00:25:24,682 All right, whatever, bro. 470 00:25:24,766 --> 00:25:28,353 Look, um, I'm gonna drop a fake set of keys off to the office now. 471 00:25:28,436 --> 00:25:31,189 And I'm gonna give Venus the real set, after the party. 472 00:25:31,272 --> 00:25:34,359 Man, we about to be kings in the King's castle, dawg. 473 00:25:34,442 --> 00:25:36,277 Whoo! 474 00:25:40,615 --> 00:25:41,783 All right, we got a lot to do. 475 00:25:41,866 --> 00:25:44,452 All right. Focus on the important stuff. 476 00:25:46,371 --> 00:25:48,206 Yo! What the fuck? 477 00:25:48,289 --> 00:25:51,209 My fault, bro. Shit. Damn. 478 00:25:51,292 --> 00:25:52,835 Keep your feet off my damn car. 479 00:25:52,919 --> 00:25:54,629 Come on, Kev. Let's get to work. 480 00:25:54,712 --> 00:25:55,588 Let's start with the back yard. 481 00:26:11,354 --> 00:26:13,439 Yup. It's that rapper weed. 482 00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:16,651 Baby lungs. 483 00:26:18,486 --> 00:26:20,571 Yo! 484 00:26:20,655 --> 00:26:22,448 -What the fuck was that? -It looked like a koala. 485 00:26:22,532 --> 00:26:23,783 -A what? -Yeah, a koala. 486 00:26:23,866 --> 00:26:25,493 -You never seen a koala before? -Hell no, man. 487 00:26:25,576 --> 00:26:27,662 That looked like a fucked-up monkey. 488 00:26:27,745 --> 00:26:29,163 Yo, Kev. Kev, let's go inside, 489 00:26:29,247 --> 00:26:30,790 because if it come over here, I'mma kick the shit out of it. 490 00:26:30,873 --> 00:26:33,251 Come on, man. Get off me. You're scared of a teddy bear? 491 00:26:36,295 --> 00:26:38,714 Yo, what the fuck is that? You leave the gate open? 492 00:26:39,298 --> 00:26:41,175 Nigga, I don't know, it's not my house. 493 00:26:42,927 --> 00:26:44,929 - Yo, Kev, come here. Come here. - Hello? 494 00:26:45,012 --> 00:26:46,514 Come here, Kev. 495 00:26:46,597 --> 00:26:47,890 - Hello? - Wait. 496 00:26:48,474 --> 00:26:51,185 Hi! I see you there. How are you? 497 00:26:52,019 --> 00:26:53,271 I already saw you. 498 00:26:53,354 --> 00:26:56,023 - It's a white man. - Shit! Shit! 499 00:26:56,107 --> 00:26:58,567 We going to jail, Kev. Shit. He's a detective. 500 00:26:58,651 --> 00:27:00,152 Fuck! Get the drugs out! 501 00:27:00,236 --> 00:27:03,739 I can see you through the tempered glass. 502 00:27:05,199 --> 00:27:07,827 Kev, no. Kev. Kev! 503 00:27:09,704 --> 00:27:12,248 Hi, I'm Peter. I'm... I'm the neighbor. How are you? 504 00:27:12,331 --> 00:27:13,624 -How you doing? -Nice to meet you. 505 00:27:13,708 --> 00:27:16,085 Sorry, my pet koala wandered over here again. 506 00:27:16,168 --> 00:27:18,546 This keeps happening. I just wanted to come grab the little guy. 507 00:27:18,629 --> 00:27:19,505 My bad. Hi. 508 00:27:19,588 --> 00:27:21,757 So you... you just... you just got a pet koala? 509 00:27:21,841 --> 00:27:25,344 Yeah, pet koala. Yeah. It started off as a prank from my brother-in-law. 510 00:27:25,427 --> 00:27:27,221 But eight years and one divorce later, 511 00:27:27,304 --> 00:27:29,557 it's the only thing I love, so... joke's on him. 512 00:27:34,645 --> 00:27:36,814 - Is LeBron here? - Get this guy. 513 00:27:36,897 --> 00:27:38,148 Is LeBron home? 514 00:27:38,232 --> 00:27:40,276 -Um... -No? 515 00:27:41,443 --> 00:27:44,530 I just wanted to talk to the big guy. Still haven't met him 516 00:27:44,613 --> 00:27:48,033 and I was hoping to chat him up a bit and maybe show him something. 517 00:27:48,784 --> 00:27:50,202 -Yo, man, whoa. -Yo, hey... 518 00:27:50,286 --> 00:27:52,204 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't do that anymore. 519 00:27:52,288 --> 00:27:53,580 Look at this. 520 00:27:53,664 --> 00:27:55,082 Sign my jers. 521 00:27:56,583 --> 00:27:58,460 Lake show. Big fan. 522 00:27:58,544 --> 00:28:00,421 He's actually away on vaca-- 523 00:28:00,504 --> 00:28:02,089 -He not here. Yeah. -Business. 524 00:28:02,172 --> 00:28:04,007 -Miami, Cleveland. Whole... -Wife, kids... 525 00:28:04,091 --> 00:28:05,008 Whole bunch of stuff. 526 00:28:05,259 --> 00:28:07,428 - He's gone. - Yeah. 527 00:28:08,053 --> 00:28:09,096 Who are you guys? 528 00:28:09,179 --> 00:28:11,432 - We're his lawyers. - We're his cousins. 529 00:28:13,350 --> 00:28:15,727 Yeah, I'm his cousin, Kenton. This is his court lawyer. 530 00:28:15,811 --> 00:28:16,979 Nice to meet you, sir. What's your name? 531 00:28:17,062 --> 00:28:19,148 -I'm Deez. -Deez. Deez what? 532 00:28:19,231 --> 00:28:20,440 -Deez N-- -Hey, um... 533 00:28:20,524 --> 00:28:22,442 You said you're the... ...neighbor. 534 00:28:22,526 --> 00:28:24,987 Yeah, I live... just over those bushes, right down the hill. 535 00:28:25,070 --> 00:28:27,281 -That's where I am. -Hey, that-- Got it. 536 00:28:27,364 --> 00:28:28,490 All right, I'm gonna skedaddle. 537 00:28:28,574 --> 00:28:30,617 -Ske-what? -By the way... 538 00:28:31,326 --> 00:28:32,536 ...black lives matter. 539 00:28:33,912 --> 00:28:35,914 -They do. -Yes, they do. 540 00:28:35,998 --> 00:28:39,293 I posted two squares on my Instagram. Respect. 541 00:28:39,376 --> 00:28:41,753 - Hell, yeah. - All right, guys. Toodles. 542 00:28:42,296 --> 00:28:43,171 Toodle-what? 543 00:28:43,255 --> 00:28:45,132 Marley! Come here, girl! 544 00:28:45,549 --> 00:28:47,843 Marley! Mar-ley! 545 00:28:47,926 --> 00:28:49,553 Fuck, that was weird. 546 00:28:52,097 --> 00:28:54,391 All right, but we still need to buy some liquor and stuff. 547 00:28:54,474 --> 00:28:56,685 -You got some bread? -Hell, yeah. 548 00:29:02,691 --> 00:29:04,818 My whole life's savings. 549 00:29:04,901 --> 00:29:06,570 All 347 dollars. 550 00:29:06,653 --> 00:29:09,739 All right, with my money, we should be good. Um... 551 00:29:09,823 --> 00:29:12,576 I still need to let Venus know the whole plan, though. 552 00:29:12,659 --> 00:29:14,369 She on the way with her cousin Mika right now. 553 00:29:14,453 --> 00:29:16,997 Mika? Fine Mika? 554 00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:20,792 Good. Get a head start on the competition. 555 00:29:20,876 --> 00:29:23,044 'Cause there's about to be a gang of NBA niggas up in here. 556 00:29:27,257 --> 00:29:28,091 Vic. 557 00:29:31,511 --> 00:29:32,512 What's up, homie? 558 00:29:33,513 --> 00:29:34,556 -Hold this. -Whoa. 559 00:29:34,639 --> 00:29:36,141 Damn. 560 00:29:36,224 --> 00:29:38,810 It's like the Kardashians up in this motherfucker, man. 561 00:29:38,893 --> 00:29:40,854 -Hey, you bring speakers, right? -Yeah, they out there on the truck. 562 00:29:40,937 --> 00:29:41,771 All right. 563 00:29:41,855 --> 00:29:43,940 And I almost got robbed by a gang of crackheads on the way over here, too. 564 00:29:44,024 --> 00:29:45,775 We're gonna put the DJ booth right over here. 565 00:29:45,859 --> 00:29:47,402 -Yeah, yeah, surely. -All right. 566 00:29:47,485 --> 00:29:48,570 Whoo! 567 00:29:51,698 --> 00:29:55,243 Tonight's gonna be a good night. Surely. 568 00:29:57,078 --> 00:29:59,873 Gimme that shit. Nigga, is this vodka? 569 00:29:59,956 --> 00:30:03,585 Hell, no. Never vodka. Never vodka. 570 00:30:03,668 --> 00:30:05,211 -That's rum. -Watch out, bro. 571 00:30:05,295 --> 00:30:06,963 What, so you gonna drink on the job? 572 00:30:07,046 --> 00:30:09,382 Yes. It's my DJ jet fuel. 573 00:30:09,466 --> 00:30:11,718 When I need to turn this party up, I'm gonna hit the bar. 574 00:30:11,801 --> 00:30:13,178 No, ain't no drinking tonight. 575 00:30:13,261 --> 00:30:15,054 Yeah, nigga, we not payin' if you drinkin', bro. 576 00:30:15,138 --> 00:30:16,306 I thought that was only while I was DJ-ing. 577 00:30:16,389 --> 00:30:18,016 We can't take no chance. 578 00:30:18,099 --> 00:30:20,685 Or you wanna talk about that time you was DJ-ing at that frat party? 579 00:30:20,768 --> 00:30:30,778 Fuck Donald Trump, yeah 580 00:30:31,362 --> 00:30:33,531 I like white folks But I don't like you 581 00:30:34,282 --> 00:30:36,617 -See, that wasn't-- -Or that baby shower on Crenshaw. 582 00:30:36,868 --> 00:30:38,619 - Look what--? - Look at this punk-- 583 00:30:38,703 --> 00:30:40,079 What is going on right now? 584 00:30:40,163 --> 00:30:41,497 I'm gonna-- I'm gonna beat-- 585 00:30:41,581 --> 00:30:43,332 No, no, no, we're not fighting him on this, 586 00:30:43,416 --> 00:30:46,127 we're fighting right now because, you pay for this? 587 00:30:46,210 --> 00:30:47,962 He's ruinin' my-- 588 00:30:48,046 --> 00:30:49,589 No, Auntie, stop! 589 00:30:49,672 --> 00:30:51,048 That wasn't even his baby. 590 00:30:51,132 --> 00:30:53,176 - You-- you seen that girl. - Yee- 591 00:30:54,886 --> 00:30:57,054 Do your thing. Sober. 592 00:30:58,473 --> 00:31:00,308 All right. Come on, guys, focus. 593 00:31:00,391 --> 00:31:02,852 By this time tomorrow night, we'll be counting stacks. 594 00:31:02,935 --> 00:31:05,563 I'll buy a big-ass bottle of Hennessy myself. 595 00:31:06,272 --> 00:31:07,815 Hennessy Privilège? 596 00:31:08,733 --> 00:31:10,401 I mean, you never know. 597 00:31:10,484 --> 00:31:12,403 But can't you at least make it Hennessy Black, please? Please? 598 00:31:12,486 --> 00:31:13,696 Man, don't trip, man. 599 00:31:13,779 --> 00:31:15,823 You can smoke all the weed you want to, homie. 600 00:31:17,325 --> 00:31:20,745 Now, you know that shit ain't funny. You already know how I get, all right? 601 00:31:20,828 --> 00:31:23,831 This is beautif-- Wait a minute. 602 00:31:24,373 --> 00:31:26,459 Is this a picture of Chris Bosh's kids? 603 00:31:27,168 --> 00:31:29,337 We'll explain later. 604 00:31:29,420 --> 00:31:31,881 Man, how do you even know what Chris Bosh's kids look like, bro? 605 00:31:33,424 --> 00:31:37,636 Ladies, ladies, ladies. Welcome. 606 00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:39,680 -Hey, Damon. -What's up wid it. 607 00:31:39,764 --> 00:31:42,600 - This is my cousin, Mika. - I know. 608 00:31:42,683 --> 00:31:44,977 The most beautiful angel on IG. 609 00:31:45,061 --> 00:31:46,687 I think we follow each other. 610 00:31:46,771 --> 00:31:49,523 Yeah. DamonThaDon. 611 00:31:50,816 --> 00:31:52,526 I don't follow your broke ass. 612 00:31:52,610 --> 00:31:53,611 Hah. For sure. 613 00:31:53,694 --> 00:31:55,946 Is Kevin-- Kevin's in there? 614 00:31:56,030 --> 00:31:57,573 -Yeah. -Okay. 615 00:31:57,656 --> 00:31:59,033 You crazy. You crazy. 616 00:31:59,116 --> 00:32:01,327 We can fix all that, though. 617 00:32:02,578 --> 00:32:04,788 Boy, if you don't get the hell away from me... 618 00:32:05,789 --> 00:32:09,418 Venus in the house, shut your mouth. And... 619 00:32:09,835 --> 00:32:12,338 -What up, Johnny, Jr.? -What--? 620 00:32:12,421 --> 00:32:14,798 My God, only you and my dad call me that. 621 00:32:14,882 --> 00:32:17,426 -You know that, right? -I know, I know. Good to see you. 622 00:32:17,509 --> 00:32:19,178 Good to see you, too. You look good. 623 00:32:19,261 --> 00:32:20,346 I'm all right, I'm all right. 624 00:32:20,429 --> 00:32:22,431 This is nice. Colors of the rainbow. I see you. 625 00:32:22,514 --> 00:32:24,266 Thank you for bringing your cousin, too. 626 00:32:24,350 --> 00:32:27,853 -Damon was being thirsty as hell. -Yeah, she just flew in from Houston 627 00:32:27,936 --> 00:32:31,106 to promote that Tummy Tea. Wish me luck. 628 00:32:31,190 --> 00:32:34,401 Got one shorty in the back. You know what I'm sayin'-- 629 00:32:34,485 --> 00:32:36,070 What the fuck are you doing? 630 00:32:37,279 --> 00:32:40,324 -I was on the-- -Yeah, they perfect for each other. 631 00:32:40,407 --> 00:32:43,327 Yo, this place is gorgeous. 632 00:32:43,410 --> 00:32:46,038 What is this, an Airbnb? This is nice. 633 00:32:46,121 --> 00:32:47,539 - Yeah... - Rich. 634 00:32:47,623 --> 00:32:48,916 About that. 635 00:32:49,833 --> 00:32:52,920 -What? What's wrong? -Everything's fine. Um... 636 00:32:53,670 --> 00:32:55,005 I do need your help with something, though. 637 00:32:55,088 --> 00:32:56,173 What? 638 00:32:57,341 --> 00:32:58,967 - Are you stupid? - Man. 639 00:32:59,051 --> 00:33:00,719 I just need you to return the keys. 640 00:33:01,428 --> 00:33:03,472 All right. Yeah, there you go. 641 00:33:03,555 --> 00:33:05,432 -Mika. Come on, let's go. -Wait, wait, wait-- 642 00:33:05,515 --> 00:33:08,560 Kevin-- Mika, come on. Let's-- Get off of me! 643 00:33:08,644 --> 00:33:10,187 Why y'all leaving, man? 644 00:33:10,270 --> 00:33:14,149 'Cause y'all idiots are trying to throw a party in LeBron's house, that's why! 645 00:33:14,232 --> 00:33:15,734 -This is LeBron's house? -Wait, wait, wait. 646 00:33:15,817 --> 00:33:17,527 -Yeah, it's regular. -Wait, Venus. 647 00:33:17,611 --> 00:33:19,237 Don't leave, don't leave, don't leave! 648 00:33:19,321 --> 00:33:22,991 V, I know this is crazy. But you know me. 649 00:33:23,075 --> 00:33:24,993 I wouldn't do something like this unless I was desperate. 650 00:33:26,703 --> 00:33:29,039 I gotta pay for my daughter's school. 651 00:33:29,122 --> 00:33:32,918 I lost this job, the money I invested for the party. 652 00:33:33,001 --> 00:33:34,753 -I start my new job in, like, a month. -Look-- 653 00:33:34,836 --> 00:33:37,839 Look, I'm telling you, I have a plan. 654 00:33:40,050 --> 00:33:41,426 But we can't do this without you. 655 00:33:42,677 --> 00:33:43,887 Yeah, he can't do this without-- 656 00:33:43,970 --> 00:33:45,388 -Shut up. -All right. 657 00:33:45,472 --> 00:33:48,475 I'm not wasting my years in college for this shit. 658 00:33:48,558 --> 00:33:50,310 And I'm about to get a promotion. 659 00:33:50,393 --> 00:33:53,021 - No. Y'all can ruin y'all's lives. 660 00:33:53,104 --> 00:33:55,815 -I'm not. I'm out. -Wait, Venus-- 661 00:33:55,899 --> 00:33:57,150 Damn, we just got here. 662 00:33:57,234 --> 00:34:00,153 I just want to take a couple cute pics and then we can go. 663 00:34:00,237 --> 00:34:02,072 Please? 664 00:34:02,155 --> 00:34:04,115 At least check out the pool. 665 00:34:07,953 --> 00:34:10,205 Slim waist, fat ass. 666 00:34:10,288 --> 00:34:11,956 Y'all wanna get this tea. 667 00:34:12,832 --> 00:34:15,627 Okay, I see you, sis. 668 00:34:18,088 --> 00:34:23,051 Kevin, this is a really, really bad idea. 669 00:34:23,885 --> 00:34:26,596 It's kinda dope, though, right? 670 00:34:27,847 --> 00:34:30,767 -I mean, we in LeBron's house. -Yeah. 671 00:34:30,850 --> 00:34:35,188 He probably sat right here and contemplated on... killing J.R. Smith. 672 00:34:35,271 --> 00:34:37,023 I'm contemplating killing you right now. 673 00:34:37,106 --> 00:34:39,400 Tsk! Come on, V. Relax. 674 00:34:39,484 --> 00:34:41,569 Why does everyone keep telling me to relax? 675 00:34:41,653 --> 00:34:43,821 I mean, 'cause you probably should just relax a little bit. 676 00:34:43,905 --> 00:34:47,659 I mean, you be a little tense. 677 00:34:47,742 --> 00:34:49,619 Look, but I'm serious. 678 00:34:49,702 --> 00:34:52,705 I know this is crazy, but a night like this don't come around more than once. 679 00:34:52,789 --> 00:34:56,626 Yeah, whatever. As soon as she's over this shit, we leaving. 680 00:34:59,796 --> 00:35:01,172 You impressed yet? 681 00:35:01,255 --> 00:35:02,674 I'm getting there. 682 00:35:02,757 --> 00:35:04,968 My hosting shit really starting to take off, too. 683 00:35:05,051 --> 00:35:07,679 I got all my famous friends pullin' up tonight. 684 00:35:07,762 --> 00:35:09,263 -Famous friends? -Yeah. 685 00:35:09,347 --> 00:35:12,141 And who are you? They normal friend? 686 00:35:12,225 --> 00:35:15,353 Tsk! Man, whatever, I'm popular. 687 00:35:15,436 --> 00:35:18,231 Hey, yo, Kev! Let me borrow your car keys. 688 00:35:18,981 --> 00:35:22,568 -Gonna go get some supplies. -Whoa, you don't have a car? 689 00:35:23,528 --> 00:35:25,947 They on the counter. Should I roll with you? 690 00:35:26,030 --> 00:35:27,657 No, man, one of us should stay here. 691 00:35:30,368 --> 00:35:31,702 I can see you. 692 00:35:32,203 --> 00:35:34,163 I can see you. 693 00:35:34,580 --> 00:35:35,456 My fault. 694 00:35:35,540 --> 00:35:38,334 -Just don't fuck up my car. -Yeah, all right. 695 00:35:38,417 --> 00:35:39,669 Look at his little-bitty booty. 696 00:35:39,752 --> 00:35:41,921 Man, watch out. That's why your followers is fake. 697 00:35:42,004 --> 00:35:44,090 Yeah, whatever, and you one of 'em. 698 00:35:44,715 --> 00:35:46,467 I'mma stunt all over this bitch tonight. 699 00:35:54,141 --> 00:35:55,851 Motherfucker. 700 00:35:55,935 --> 00:35:58,604 Talkin' about me? I ain't no one? 701 00:36:11,700 --> 00:36:14,787 Sweet chunky Black Baby Jesus. 702 00:36:23,838 --> 00:36:25,172 Yeah. 703 00:36:25,256 --> 00:36:26,757 Come on, now. 704 00:36:26,841 --> 00:36:29,885 Say what? What I do for a living? 705 00:36:30,970 --> 00:36:32,304 I make money, bitch! 706 00:36:34,974 --> 00:36:36,433 -'Sup, man. -'Sup, my man? 707 00:36:37,017 --> 00:36:39,562 Yeah. Got this party tonight. Make sure y'all pull up. 708 00:36:39,645 --> 00:36:42,481 Follow me on the 'gram, though. @DamonThaDon81. 709 00:36:42,565 --> 00:36:44,108 Hey, bro bro, you pulling up tonight? 710 00:36:44,191 --> 00:36:46,610 -You already know that. -All right, I'm gonna see you then. 711 00:36:47,361 --> 00:36:50,114 I can smell the deposit slip on you, Big Time. 712 00:36:50,197 --> 00:36:53,367 Whoo! That ride, is clean! 713 00:36:53,450 --> 00:36:57,079 All you need now is one of these exclusive Louis Vuitton t-shirts. 714 00:36:57,162 --> 00:36:59,331 Man, Virgil ain't make that shit. 715 00:36:59,415 --> 00:37:01,458 See, see, see, that's what make it exclusive. 716 00:37:01,959 --> 00:37:04,002 I ain't got it. I'm broke, baby. 717 00:37:04,086 --> 00:37:05,504 Don't look broke to me. 718 00:37:08,549 --> 00:37:10,968 -You're welcome. -You lucky I'm parched. 719 00:37:11,051 --> 00:37:12,719 Cheap motherfucker. 720 00:37:13,804 --> 00:37:15,514 Donation, donation! 721 00:37:15,597 --> 00:37:17,266 How you put on the fuckin' AC, man? 722 00:37:17,349 --> 00:37:19,226 I like your car. 723 00:37:19,977 --> 00:37:23,856 Yeah. You know. Just taking it out for a drive. 724 00:37:23,939 --> 00:37:26,775 I've never seen one of these in real life. Is it fast? 725 00:37:26,859 --> 00:37:28,402 I can show you better than I can tell you. 726 00:37:30,028 --> 00:37:31,196 Yeah. 727 00:37:32,114 --> 00:37:33,782 - Right? - Yup. Yeah. 728 00:37:36,493 --> 00:37:38,036 I'm doing it, right? 729 00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:41,415 Stop it! Don't lie to me. 730 00:37:41,498 --> 00:37:43,458 I swear. 731 00:37:43,542 --> 00:37:45,961 Music has always been your calling. 732 00:37:47,296 --> 00:37:48,922 You still making beats? 733 00:37:49,548 --> 00:37:52,009 From time to time, fucking around with Damon. 734 00:37:52,801 --> 00:37:55,887 To be real, making beats is a waste of time if I ain't making bread. 735 00:37:57,431 --> 00:37:59,391 I should focus on something real. 736 00:38:00,434 --> 00:38:03,270 One of my uncles in New Orleans actually does music. 737 00:38:03,353 --> 00:38:07,023 And no matter what life threw at him, he never gave up. 738 00:38:08,775 --> 00:38:10,944 I'm sure if he can make his dreams come true... 739 00:38:11,903 --> 00:38:12,946 ...you definitely can. 740 00:38:15,448 --> 00:38:16,324 What about you? 741 00:38:16,408 --> 00:38:18,326 I remember my mom made me go to those 742 00:38:18,410 --> 00:38:20,620 little ballet recitals you did for Christmas. 743 00:38:22,539 --> 00:38:24,082 You didn't give up on your dream, did you? 744 00:38:24,541 --> 00:38:27,210 There's this modern dance studio in Culver City 745 00:38:27,294 --> 00:38:30,422 I've been going to for a few months. Nothing major. 746 00:38:30,505 --> 00:38:34,009 But, it's a start. 747 00:38:34,843 --> 00:38:37,345 -That's what's up. -Thank you. 748 00:38:51,359 --> 00:38:54,529 T... E... R. 749 00:38:57,073 --> 00:38:58,575 "Do not enter." Ha-hah! 750 00:39:01,661 --> 00:39:03,746 All right, wait, wait, wait. 751 00:39:04,539 --> 00:39:06,458 - Shit. Man. - All right. Hey, come on. 752 00:39:06,541 --> 00:39:07,375 Whoa! 753 00:39:09,669 --> 00:39:12,755 Girl, you can't wear that. You wearin' my clothes. 754 00:39:21,014 --> 00:39:24,684 Every little thing I do You're on my mind 755 00:39:24,767 --> 00:39:27,395 The way I feel lately 756 00:39:27,478 --> 00:39:30,356 It's driving me crazy 757 00:39:31,482 --> 00:39:33,151 Damn. That shit look dangerous. 758 00:39:36,362 --> 00:39:38,156 Yeah. Yeah, we good. 759 00:39:38,865 --> 00:39:39,949 Where are you wearing this? 760 00:39:41,784 --> 00:39:44,412 -Okay, toot it and boot it. -That what you want from me? 761 00:39:45,830 --> 00:39:48,166 No. No. 762 00:39:49,250 --> 00:39:51,085 Hey, y'all. What's up! 763 00:39:51,544 --> 00:39:54,839 Let me know what you wanna do 764 00:39:54,922 --> 00:39:59,427 Baby it's all good 765 00:39:59,510 --> 00:40:02,513 All right. That's pretty much the layout. 766 00:40:02,597 --> 00:40:04,724 All we need is 500 people in here to make our money. 767 00:40:04,807 --> 00:40:05,850 Sly, you can keep count, right? 768 00:40:05,933 --> 00:40:09,353 Shit, back when I was locked up, keeping count was my favorite pastime. 769 00:40:09,437 --> 00:40:12,523 Now, the most important thing, we need to guard the trophy room at all times. 770 00:40:13,983 --> 00:40:14,942 Any other questions? 771 00:40:15,026 --> 00:40:17,111 Don't trip. We got your back. 772 00:40:17,194 --> 00:40:19,905 I already talked to them. We ain't takin' no shit tonight. 773 00:40:19,989 --> 00:40:21,907 All right. 774 00:40:21,991 --> 00:40:24,827 Y'all heard the man. Shit gotta run smooth tonight. 775 00:40:24,910 --> 00:40:27,997 So niggas better be locked and loaded, ready to hold shit down. 776 00:40:34,420 --> 00:40:37,298 I didn't hear that. Fuck, man. 777 00:40:37,381 --> 00:40:40,718 Anything else? Bathroom-- 778 00:40:40,801 --> 00:40:42,344 Damon is in the house. 779 00:40:42,970 --> 00:40:45,389 Damon is in the house. 780 00:40:45,473 --> 00:40:48,350 Damon is in the house. 781 00:40:49,226 --> 00:40:52,062 LA's number one party host has arrived. 782 00:40:53,814 --> 00:40:56,775 Was that LeBron's suit from yesterday? How the fuck is this your size? 783 00:40:56,859 --> 00:40:59,820 Man, bro, chill, I got a tailor for the party, man. 784 00:41:00,362 --> 00:41:03,073 -Are you serious? -Man, he ain't gonna notice this shit. 785 00:41:03,157 --> 00:41:04,366 He got a grip of these. 786 00:41:05,201 --> 00:41:06,535 Hold that thought. 787 00:41:12,499 --> 00:41:13,334 What's that? 788 00:41:13,417 --> 00:41:17,379 Man, there was so much extra suit... I had him make you one, too. 789 00:41:17,463 --> 00:41:19,173 Gotta look the part, superstar. 790 00:41:19,673 --> 00:41:22,134 I had him use the inside padding for yours. 791 00:41:22,217 --> 00:41:25,721 Yin and yang. Yin and yang. 792 00:41:26,513 --> 00:41:28,307 Yin and yang. 793 00:41:28,390 --> 00:41:29,683 Go ahead, put that shit on, dawg. 794 00:41:29,767 --> 00:41:33,020 Yeah, this shit actually clean, though. How you know my size, though? 795 00:41:33,103 --> 00:41:35,314 I measured you one time when you asleep. 796 00:41:36,148 --> 00:41:38,442 Tonight gonna be crazy. 797 00:41:38,525 --> 00:41:41,361 Gonna make some money. Send my goddaughter to school. 798 00:41:41,445 --> 00:41:43,739 Stay out of trouble. Feel me? 799 00:41:44,907 --> 00:41:46,700 Might even fall in love. 800 00:41:48,076 --> 00:41:50,496 Shit. 801 00:41:50,579 --> 00:41:53,290 Man, let me fix my chains real quick. Know what I'm saying? 802 00:41:54,041 --> 00:41:57,377 I know you're all thinking they're VVs, but they're not. 803 00:41:57,461 --> 00:41:59,046 I got this shit from the Slauson. 804 00:42:00,714 --> 00:42:02,007 -Busted! -Tsk! Shut up. 805 00:42:02,090 --> 00:42:03,133 How this look? 806 00:42:03,217 --> 00:42:05,052 Damn, that boy clean, man! 807 00:42:05,135 --> 00:42:07,304 Yes, sir! Talk to 'em, Kev! 808 00:42:07,387 --> 00:42:09,222 All right, look, seriously, though... 809 00:42:09,306 --> 00:42:10,724 Just keep your eyes on the prize tonight. 810 00:42:10,807 --> 00:42:12,517 Let everybody else have a fun time. 811 00:42:12,601 --> 00:42:15,062 Tonight is about making money. That's it. 812 00:42:15,145 --> 00:42:18,106 Yeah. That, and throwin' a dope enough party 813 00:42:18,190 --> 00:42:20,567 to set us up to be the biggest promoters in the city. 814 00:42:21,443 --> 00:42:23,904 In the city... Man! 815 00:42:23,987 --> 00:42:25,697 Are you ready to make history, homie? 816 00:42:26,531 --> 00:42:28,325 Hell, yeah. 817 00:42:28,408 --> 00:42:29,701 Gimme some. 818 00:42:34,414 --> 00:42:36,833 This is crazy. LeBron is the size of two normal humans. 819 00:42:36,917 --> 00:42:39,085 Bro. Three. 820 00:42:40,086 --> 00:42:41,630 Tsk! Man! 821 00:42:44,257 --> 00:42:45,967 There was still some extra suit. 822 00:42:46,843 --> 00:42:49,429 Had to make one for my goddaughter Destiny. 823 00:42:49,513 --> 00:42:50,597 Here you go. 824 00:42:52,599 --> 00:42:54,851 Keep that shit in the family, dawg. 825 00:42:54,935 --> 00:42:56,394 I'mma go check on this party. 826 00:43:03,026 --> 00:43:04,819 This nigga different. 827 00:43:09,991 --> 00:43:11,159 Baby. 828 00:43:12,118 --> 00:43:14,913 What took you so long? Been waiting. 829 00:43:15,372 --> 00:43:17,207 - Yeah, y'all good. - No, they good. Yeah. 830 00:43:17,290 --> 00:43:19,834 Stop. Turn around. Empty your pockets, lil' homie. 831 00:43:19,918 --> 00:43:22,462 -Want me to take your picture? -Yeah. 832 00:43:24,005 --> 00:43:26,299 Welcome, everybody. Glad to have y'all. 833 00:43:26,382 --> 00:43:28,176 Make sure you have a good time, all right? 834 00:43:28,259 --> 00:43:31,179 I see you, Black man. Yes, sir. Do your thing, king. 835 00:43:32,347 --> 00:43:34,432 Damon! My God. 836 00:43:34,516 --> 00:43:35,642 What's up, Shawna? 837 00:43:35,725 --> 00:43:38,645 Yo! You really doin' your shit, man. 838 00:43:38,728 --> 00:43:40,647 Look at you. This is so nice! 839 00:43:40,730 --> 00:43:42,148 I am so proud of you. 840 00:43:42,232 --> 00:43:44,275 I appreciate you, Shawna. For real, for real. 841 00:43:44,359 --> 00:43:46,486 All right, man, go get yourself a drink and turn up, all right? 842 00:43:46,569 --> 00:43:48,404 -Say less! -Yeah, you looking good too, girl. 843 00:43:48,488 --> 00:43:50,490 Come on, y'all. Stop all that hoodrat shit. 844 00:43:51,282 --> 00:43:54,577 Hey, Daryl, you made it out of the office! How you doin' boy? 845 00:43:54,661 --> 00:43:57,705 Man, this is big time. Where did you find this? 846 00:43:57,789 --> 00:43:59,999 Man, this probably the nicest house I've ever seen. 847 00:44:00,083 --> 00:44:01,668 I know, right? But, man, I see you, player. 848 00:44:01,751 --> 00:44:03,378 -I'm just trying to be like you. -No way, man. 849 00:44:03,461 --> 00:44:05,171 I'm tryin' to keep up with you now. 850 00:44:05,254 --> 00:44:07,256 Ooh. 851 00:44:08,007 --> 00:44:10,635 Welcome to Off the Grid Part Two, people. 852 00:44:10,718 --> 00:44:14,222 The party that never happened this time or the last. 853 00:44:14,305 --> 00:44:17,308 What's up, yo? Thank you all for coming. 854 00:44:17,392 --> 00:44:19,102 I'll send you all that beat pack in the morning. 855 00:44:20,812 --> 00:44:22,146 All right, Sly, you good? 856 00:44:22,230 --> 00:44:24,732 Shit, yeah. Copacetic. 857 00:44:24,816 --> 00:44:27,068 Like two hundred people came through so far. 858 00:44:27,151 --> 00:44:28,402 Already made a grip. 859 00:44:28,861 --> 00:44:30,571 Cool, cool. So how's the line moving? 860 00:44:30,655 --> 00:44:33,699 Line's still thicc like an IG chick. Keepin' it pushing. 861 00:44:33,783 --> 00:44:34,826 That's bullshit! 862 00:44:34,909 --> 00:44:37,703 He been holding the line all night. I been here two hours. 863 00:44:37,787 --> 00:44:39,914 I already told you. If you don't like it, you can leave. 864 00:44:40,540 --> 00:44:42,667 Hey, fuck you, doorman! 865 00:44:49,298 --> 00:44:51,425 Sly, what the fuck, bro? 866 00:44:51,509 --> 00:44:53,886 You can't do that. He gonna call the cops. 867 00:44:53,970 --> 00:44:57,306 It's cool. I'm not calling the cops. 868 00:44:57,390 --> 00:44:59,308 I'm going home to get my gun. 869 00:44:59,392 --> 00:45:01,435 I'm gonna come back, and shoot everybody! 870 00:45:03,354 --> 00:45:05,106 Sly? 871 00:45:05,189 --> 00:45:07,066 I heard him say he live in the IE. 872 00:45:07,149 --> 00:45:09,735 Ain't no way he getting there and back in time to kill nobody. 873 00:45:14,865 --> 00:45:16,117 Next. 874 00:45:27,795 --> 00:45:30,881 Yo, man. Cudi, bro. Hey, man. Thank you, bro. 875 00:45:30,965 --> 00:45:34,093 Thank you, man. For real, bro. I'm like a big fan, bro. 876 00:45:34,176 --> 00:45:36,762 I've been fuckin' with your music since, like, Man on the Moon. 877 00:45:36,845 --> 00:45:37,680 Appreciate it. 878 00:45:37,763 --> 00:45:40,391 Yeah, but I'm not talkin' about, like, "Day 'n' Nite" shit, 879 00:45:40,474 --> 00:45:42,935 I'm talkin' about, like the whole album, bro. 880 00:45:43,018 --> 00:45:44,812 My shit, what's my shit? 881 00:45:45,771 --> 00:45:47,648 I mean, you know the shit. 882 00:45:47,731 --> 00:45:50,275 Man, you sang that shit, man. Pursuit-- Pursuit-- 883 00:45:50,359 --> 00:45:53,737 "Pursuit of Happiness," bro. That's my shit. 884 00:45:53,821 --> 00:45:55,531 -Man, you go crazy, man. -That's your shit? 885 00:45:55,614 --> 00:45:58,826 That shit get me in my feelings every time, bro. 886 00:45:58,909 --> 00:46:01,578 Hey, by the way. I'm Damon. 887 00:46:01,662 --> 00:46:03,163 I'm the nigga that's running this whole shit. 888 00:46:03,247 --> 00:46:05,541 This is me. I did this. For LeBron. 889 00:46:05,624 --> 00:46:07,626 Word. That's what's up. 890 00:46:09,336 --> 00:46:10,963 Where he at? 891 00:46:11,046 --> 00:46:13,340 I had a special poem I needed to share with him. 892 00:46:13,924 --> 00:46:15,717 Shit. 893 00:46:15,801 --> 00:46:17,928 Like some exclusive new verse type shit? 894 00:46:18,387 --> 00:46:20,055 No, nigga. 895 00:46:20,139 --> 00:46:22,766 A poem. For him only. 896 00:46:22,850 --> 00:46:25,102 That's-- Okay. Right. 897 00:46:25,185 --> 00:46:27,563 It's cool, man. Shit's on fire. Yeah. 898 00:46:27,646 --> 00:46:30,440 Well, he'll be around later, know what I'm talking about? 899 00:46:30,524 --> 00:46:34,945 So, you can just enjoy yourself, man, enjoy the party, bro. Yeah. 900 00:46:35,904 --> 00:46:39,199 I don't know. I never really go to parties. 901 00:46:40,826 --> 00:46:42,619 Too much laughing. 902 00:46:46,039 --> 00:46:49,126 Yeah, bro. I'mma go-- I'mma go check on everybody. 903 00:46:49,209 --> 00:46:52,170 I'm gonna go-- Yeah. So, yeah. You can just... 904 00:47:02,722 --> 00:47:05,350 Hey, hey. Cudi, man, you can just-- You can stay right there, bro. 905 00:47:05,434 --> 00:47:08,019 Yeah. Yeah. There's a lot of laughing out there. 906 00:47:08,103 --> 00:47:10,856 A lot going on, man. So just, yeah. 907 00:47:10,939 --> 00:47:12,149 You good, man. 908 00:47:12,232 --> 00:47:14,693 That's my shit, man! 909 00:47:18,196 --> 00:47:21,366 Okay, girl, okay, girl, okay, girl. Listen-- 910 00:47:21,449 --> 00:47:25,912 My goodness, you are the first real Black superhero, man! 911 00:47:25,996 --> 00:47:27,831 You are the Black Power Ranger! 912 00:47:27,914 --> 00:47:28,999 Thank you, I appreciate that. 913 00:47:29,082 --> 00:47:32,127 -Here we go. -Come on. It's Morphin' time! 914 00:47:34,004 --> 00:47:36,423 Don't hurt nobody doin' all that karate shit. 915 00:47:36,506 --> 00:47:39,092 - Go on, now! - We'll see, we'll see. 916 00:47:39,175 --> 00:47:42,721 -Can we get one? -Naw, bro. Tryin' to get these bitches. 917 00:47:45,473 --> 00:47:47,267 -Guess who I just saw? -Mýa? 918 00:47:47,350 --> 00:47:50,437 No. Nick Cannon coming out of the bathroom. 919 00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:52,147 How many people did you call? 920 00:47:54,357 --> 00:47:55,984 Damn, you invited Quan? 921 00:47:56,067 --> 00:47:58,445 Yeah. You gotta watch his ass. 922 00:47:59,237 --> 00:48:01,531 But man, you worried about the wrong things, Kev. 923 00:48:01,614 --> 00:48:04,159 It's a party. Shit crackin', bro. 924 00:48:05,076 --> 00:48:07,078 Look, we did this, all right? 925 00:48:07,162 --> 00:48:08,997 - Man, so just relax. Have a good-- - Yo, DJ! 926 00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:10,665 Hey, man, hold that thought. 927 00:48:11,082 --> 00:48:12,750 Why you ain't got nothing to drink? 928 00:48:14,210 --> 00:48:16,671 Nope. Gotta keep him fresh. 929 00:48:30,435 --> 00:48:31,978 Hey! 930 00:48:32,562 --> 00:48:35,148 - Hey. - Hey. 931 00:48:35,231 --> 00:48:37,650 Damn. My-- I'm sorry. 932 00:48:37,734 --> 00:48:41,029 I mean, you-- you look amazing. 933 00:48:41,112 --> 00:48:43,573 -Thank you. Not too much? -No-- You look different. 934 00:48:43,656 --> 00:48:45,283 - Like, good different. - Good. 935 00:48:48,327 --> 00:48:49,662 -This you shit! -This is my shit! 936 00:48:49,746 --> 00:48:51,956 It's my shit, too. I need to loosen up and dance. 937 00:48:52,039 --> 00:48:53,040 -Come on, dance with me. -Yeah. Go ahead. 938 00:48:53,124 --> 00:48:56,002 -Come on, dance with me. -No. I'm not ready to dance. 939 00:48:56,085 --> 00:48:59,589 -No, they dancin', right in here. -I just got down here, Kevin, please. 940 00:48:59,672 --> 00:49:00,923 Come on. 941 00:49:01,007 --> 00:49:03,926 - You gotta dance, girl. - Yeah, everybody dance. Let's go. 942 00:49:04,010 --> 00:49:05,636 Put 'em up! Put 'em up! 943 00:49:05,720 --> 00:49:07,221 -Okay, come on. -This is embarrassing. 944 00:49:07,305 --> 00:49:10,182 It's all right. Just like them ballet recitals, you remember? 945 00:49:10,808 --> 00:49:11,851 You remember that? 946 00:49:11,934 --> 00:49:13,853 We're gonna twirl like this. 947 00:49:13,936 --> 00:49:15,521 Ooh, ooh, ooh. 948 00:49:16,230 --> 00:49:18,190 Look at her. 949 00:49:18,274 --> 00:49:19,775 -Okay, that's enough. -Hey, wait. 950 00:49:19,859 --> 00:49:21,235 Kevin! 951 00:49:21,319 --> 00:49:22,820 Monty, yo, we made it 952 00:49:22,903 --> 00:49:25,281 It feels so good In my hood 953 00:49:25,364 --> 00:49:26,907 Tonight 954 00:49:26,991 --> 00:49:28,117 Yeah. 955 00:49:28,951 --> 00:49:29,910 Whatever. 956 00:49:30,703 --> 00:49:32,246 Forgot about the drive by 957 00:49:32,913 --> 00:49:34,957 -Okay. -What's going on over here? 958 00:49:35,041 --> 00:49:36,375 - Hey, Tinashe? - Tinashe? 959 00:49:36,459 --> 00:49:37,293 Hey. 960 00:49:37,376 --> 00:49:38,794 All right, yeah. Let's fuck it up. 961 00:49:38,878 --> 00:49:40,921 Just follow my lead. We got this. 962 00:49:41,839 --> 00:49:45,384 Shit! Damon Tha Don and Kevin goin' crazy on the dance floor. 963 00:49:45,468 --> 00:49:47,178 G5, Kev. Let's go. 964 00:49:47,261 --> 00:49:49,889 All right, you ready? Do what I do. 965 00:49:50,306 --> 00:49:51,307 Let's go! 966 00:49:57,354 --> 00:49:59,440 Let's do what we do. Yup. 967 00:49:59,523 --> 00:50:02,234 This is how we do it 968 00:50:02,318 --> 00:50:05,321 Whatever, whatever! 969 00:50:06,572 --> 00:50:09,325 If you're an OG mack Or a wannabe player 970 00:50:09,408 --> 00:50:11,410 You see the hood's been good to me 971 00:50:11,493 --> 00:50:13,495 Ever since I was a lower-case G 972 00:50:13,579 --> 00:50:15,748 But now I'm a big G 973 00:50:16,123 --> 00:50:17,333 Old school. 974 00:50:18,125 --> 00:50:21,420 If you were from where I'm from Then you would know 975 00:50:22,796 --> 00:50:25,257 That I gotta get mine In a big black truck 976 00:50:25,341 --> 00:50:27,301 You can get yours in a '64 977 00:50:27,384 --> 00:50:28,761 Let's go! 978 00:50:28,844 --> 00:50:31,847 Whatever it is, the party's underway 979 00:50:31,930 --> 00:50:34,558 So tip up your cup And throw your hands up 980 00:50:34,641 --> 00:50:36,810 And let me hear the party say 981 00:50:38,020 --> 00:50:40,397 Hey, Venus, I-- Okay. 982 00:50:41,523 --> 00:50:42,816 My goodness. 983 00:50:45,652 --> 00:50:48,113 You're coming with me. 984 00:50:48,197 --> 00:50:50,824 Wait, wait, wait! Venus, wait, wait! 985 00:50:51,533 --> 00:50:53,744 Hey, man you live, boy. You living right now. 986 00:50:53,827 --> 00:50:54,912 I don't know. Wait. 987 00:50:54,995 --> 00:50:56,997 All right, we gotta-- we gotta stay focused. 988 00:50:57,080 --> 00:50:58,916 No, man. Fuck that, it's a party, man. Turn up. 989 00:51:00,626 --> 00:51:03,670 -This is crazy! -This is how we do it 990 00:51:03,754 --> 00:51:06,214 - We definitely won that. - Absolutely ate it. 991 00:51:06,298 --> 00:51:07,966 You're amazing. You're an amazing dancer. 992 00:51:08,050 --> 00:51:08,884 Thank you. 993 00:51:08,967 --> 00:51:10,594 I'm looking for some backup dancers. 994 00:51:10,677 --> 00:51:12,012 Maybe you want to audition? 995 00:51:12,095 --> 00:51:13,347 -Um... -For the road? 996 00:51:13,430 --> 00:51:15,682 -Yes. Yes! -You'd be great. 997 00:51:15,766 --> 00:51:17,851 - Yeah. My God. - Hit me up. DM me. 998 00:51:17,934 --> 00:51:19,686 -I will! Bye, girl! -Bye! 999 00:51:19,770 --> 00:51:20,979 Thank you! 1000 00:51:21,063 --> 00:51:23,231 He came up to Monty This is what he said 1001 00:51:23,315 --> 00:51:25,859 Sell a million records And we're makin' tha dash 1002 00:51:25,942 --> 00:51:27,736 I'm buzzin' because... 1003 00:51:27,819 --> 00:51:30,822 This is how we do it 1004 00:51:30,906 --> 00:51:34,159 Come on, man. Damn, they know me up in here. 1005 00:51:39,623 --> 00:51:40,957 Man, what the fuck? 1006 00:51:41,041 --> 00:51:42,876 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1007 00:51:42,959 --> 00:51:44,085 What the fuck? 1008 00:51:53,011 --> 00:51:54,679 Get away from me, man. 1009 00:51:58,808 --> 00:52:00,644 Get the fuck outta here. 1010 00:52:01,061 --> 00:52:03,355 -This shit is weak. -Man. 1011 00:52:03,438 --> 00:52:06,149 -Mansion party's still going on. -Mansion party? 1012 00:52:06,232 --> 00:52:07,859 Yeah, this dude from Instagram. 1013 00:52:07,942 --> 00:52:12,364 That @DamonThaDon81? I just got the addy. 1014 00:52:12,447 --> 00:52:13,656 Let's go! That's-- 1015 00:52:13,740 --> 00:52:15,408 Hey, hey. Send me that addy. 1016 00:52:15,492 --> 00:52:17,327 I'm supposed to meet my homeboy there. 1017 00:52:17,410 --> 00:52:19,621 What, I look like sending you an address to a-- 1018 00:52:19,704 --> 00:52:21,581 How 'bout you send him the address, 1019 00:52:21,664 --> 00:52:23,792 or I shave your eyebrows with a lawn mower. 1020 00:52:23,875 --> 00:52:25,376 He-- he got the address. 1021 00:52:25,460 --> 00:52:28,671 Let me see that. Shut the fuck up. Hate light-skinned niggas. 1022 00:52:29,964 --> 00:52:31,299 Thank you. 1023 00:52:32,342 --> 00:52:34,219 -Hey, wait-- -You just got bullied, bro. 1024 00:52:34,302 --> 00:52:36,054 I ain't tryin' to die, bro. 1025 00:52:36,137 --> 00:52:37,889 God damn. 1026 00:52:38,806 --> 00:52:41,851 How hard it is to find some rum 'round this motherfucker? 1027 00:52:42,810 --> 00:52:45,730 What the fuck? What is that? 1028 00:52:46,898 --> 00:52:49,234 This nigga got a house behind the house. 1029 00:52:52,612 --> 00:52:54,697 Gotta be a drink in here somewhere. 1030 00:52:56,574 --> 00:52:58,743 Excuse me. Am I missing something, brother? 1031 00:52:58,826 --> 00:53:00,370 What the hell goin' on in here? 1032 00:53:00,828 --> 00:53:03,331 You missin' out on this high-octane, bro. We getting zooted. 1033 00:53:03,414 --> 00:53:05,208 This shit'll change your life. 1034 00:53:05,291 --> 00:53:07,627 Man, you need to hit this shit, okay? 1035 00:53:07,710 --> 00:53:09,921 I just came up with this fire-ass movie idea. 1036 00:53:10,004 --> 00:53:11,964 It's Roots, backwards. 1037 00:53:13,091 --> 00:53:15,426 -Stoor? -We go to Europe, 1038 00:53:15,510 --> 00:53:16,969 capture these motherfuckers, 1039 00:53:17,053 --> 00:53:19,263 we plant a bunch of shit, they have to pick it. 1040 00:53:19,347 --> 00:53:21,516 And it's just, like-- It's all flipped. 1041 00:53:21,599 --> 00:53:24,393 I get Bobby Brown to do the whole soundtrack. 1042 00:53:24,477 --> 00:53:25,770 All right? Stay tuned. 1043 00:53:27,438 --> 00:53:28,940 You might want to hit that, though, bro. 1044 00:53:44,580 --> 00:53:45,581 You good? 1045 00:53:49,669 --> 00:53:51,921 Shit, we done fucked up the koala. 1046 00:53:59,470 --> 00:54:05,267 Damn! look at all these... people! Damn! 1047 00:54:05,351 --> 00:54:08,104 Can't believe we spent $300 to get in here. 1048 00:54:08,187 --> 00:54:10,272 Man, fuck this shit. 1049 00:54:10,356 --> 00:54:13,526 Damn. This is nice. 1050 00:54:14,568 --> 00:54:15,778 Ooh. 1051 00:54:17,113 --> 00:54:18,572 But this is ugly. 1052 00:54:19,657 --> 00:54:21,700 Psst! Vic. 1053 00:54:23,369 --> 00:54:24,411 Vic. 1054 00:54:25,162 --> 00:54:27,706 - Victor! - Yes, Jesus? 1055 00:54:27,790 --> 00:54:31,544 -Psst! Come here, man. -The hell wrong with you, man? 1056 00:54:33,420 --> 00:54:35,422 Yo, I gotta piss. Watch my post. 1057 00:54:39,218 --> 00:54:41,136 Nigga, why are you so high? 1058 00:54:41,971 --> 00:54:43,764 Why you look like G.I. Joe? 1059 00:54:46,433 --> 00:54:49,019 Didn't give me no gun or nothing. 1060 00:54:50,854 --> 00:54:52,898 Hey, my man. You gotta sit down. 1061 00:54:52,982 --> 00:54:54,608 That's for sitting, not dancing. 1062 00:54:54,692 --> 00:54:58,070 -Hey, that's not a cup, bro! -My bad. 1063 00:55:00,531 --> 00:55:03,367 -Bro. Come on, now. -No, no. Stop. Get off me. 1064 00:55:03,450 --> 00:55:05,702 We having fun, man. Come on. 1065 00:55:05,786 --> 00:55:09,039 This shit getting out of hand. Where the fuck is Damon? 1066 00:55:13,001 --> 00:55:14,169 Damon? 1067 00:55:21,468 --> 00:55:22,511 Damn. 1068 00:55:22,594 --> 00:55:23,720 What the fuck, D? 1069 00:55:25,222 --> 00:55:27,808 Yo, man, you cock-blockin' like a motherfucker right now, dawg. 1070 00:55:27,891 --> 00:55:30,978 Cock-blockin'? Nigga, you got these hos in here, stealing. 1071 00:55:31,061 --> 00:55:33,105 Have you seen how out-of-control this party is? 1072 00:55:33,188 --> 00:55:35,190 What, like in a "go viral" type way? 1073 00:55:35,274 --> 00:55:37,693 Man, look at all this money we done made, bro. 1074 00:55:37,776 --> 00:55:39,152 Destiny is good. 1075 00:55:39,236 --> 00:55:41,363 The last thing we trying to do is go viral. 1076 00:55:41,446 --> 00:55:43,532 Remember, we gotta pay to clean all this shit up. 1077 00:55:43,615 --> 00:55:46,493 -The house is fucked up! -Hey, man. Bro, chill. 1078 00:55:46,576 --> 00:55:49,496 Nigga, it's a party, bro. Shit is lit. 1079 00:55:50,622 --> 00:55:53,959 We been going crazy on IG, too. Check the feeds. 1080 00:55:54,793 --> 00:55:56,253 What is you doing? 1081 00:55:56,336 --> 00:55:58,505 We're about to get shut the fuck down. 1082 00:55:58,588 --> 00:55:59,965 We gotta pay for shit. 1083 00:56:00,048 --> 00:56:01,925 We ain't even made the money we need yet! 1084 00:56:03,427 --> 00:56:05,137 Bro, I'm deleting all this shit. 1085 00:56:05,220 --> 00:56:08,431 -It's way too much. -Chill. All right? Relax. 1086 00:56:08,515 --> 00:56:12,185 They're gonna trace the party back to us. I'm done after this. 1087 00:56:12,269 --> 00:56:14,020 All right, look, man. Look, we just... 1088 00:56:14,104 --> 00:56:15,772 When summertime come around, we just, you know, 1089 00:56:15,856 --> 00:56:18,066 go hard on the promotion, switch up the strategy-- 1090 00:56:18,149 --> 00:56:20,902 I don't think you heard me, I'm done, bro. 1091 00:56:20,986 --> 00:56:22,654 I'm making the money I need and I'm out. 1092 00:56:23,071 --> 00:56:26,449 Damn, man. Bro. What the fuck, man? Wait, bro. 1093 00:56:26,533 --> 00:56:29,911 Why is everything always about you, bro? 1094 00:56:29,995 --> 00:56:31,496 You ever thought about what I'm supposed to do 1095 00:56:31,579 --> 00:56:33,581 after you dip on me to take that IT job? 1096 00:56:33,665 --> 00:56:35,208 Man, you're selfish as fuck, bro. 1097 00:56:35,292 --> 00:56:37,043 -I'm selfish? -Hell, yeah. 1098 00:56:37,127 --> 00:56:39,462 Everything you do is fucked up. 1099 00:56:39,546 --> 00:56:40,922 Everything has been your fault. 1100 00:56:41,006 --> 00:56:42,882 Yeah, this bangin'-ass party I threw 1101 00:56:42,966 --> 00:56:44,843 to get you the money for your daughter is my fault? 1102 00:56:44,926 --> 00:56:47,262 Yes! We wouldn't even have to be in this position 1103 00:56:47,345 --> 00:56:50,014 if you hadn't got us kicked off the other one. 1104 00:56:50,098 --> 00:56:53,017 I got a life, bro. I got real responsibilities. 1105 00:56:53,101 --> 00:56:54,644 I have a daughter. You wouldn't understand. 1106 00:56:54,727 --> 00:56:57,439 You acting like I ain't had your back since day one, bro. 1107 00:56:57,522 --> 00:57:01,067 Destiny is my goddaughter, and I take that shit very serious. 1108 00:57:01,151 --> 00:57:03,653 That's why I keep putting you in a position to win, nigga! 1109 00:57:03,736 --> 00:57:05,905 And all that shit you done blame me for, bro... 1110 00:57:06,990 --> 00:57:09,242 I ain't force you to do none of that. 1111 00:57:09,325 --> 00:57:11,494 You gotta take responsibility for that. 1112 00:57:11,578 --> 00:57:13,872 And Destiny is not your goddaughter, so stop sayin' that. 1113 00:57:14,414 --> 00:57:17,834 You think if something happened to me I'd put my child's life in your hands? 1114 00:57:17,917 --> 00:57:19,877 I mean, you're irresponsible as fuck. 1115 00:57:22,005 --> 00:57:23,631 Um... 1116 00:57:24,173 --> 00:57:25,633 Can I have my shirt? 1117 00:57:34,017 --> 00:57:35,476 Rude. 1118 00:57:38,062 --> 00:57:41,232 Yeah. I know you see that big ol' booty. 1119 00:57:42,191 --> 00:57:43,943 That's because of me, nigga. 1120 00:57:46,070 --> 00:57:47,905 Ain't no pleasing you, man. 1121 00:57:50,450 --> 00:57:54,120 I stay lookin' out for you. But who lookin' out for Damon? 1122 00:57:54,203 --> 00:57:56,539 Damon is lookin' out for Damon. 1123 00:57:56,622 --> 00:57:59,542 Why else would you be up here while this party goin' to shit? 1124 00:58:00,501 --> 00:58:03,713 It's like you get me out of shit just to get me into even bigger shit. 1125 00:58:06,883 --> 00:58:08,050 Is that Daisy's chain? 1126 00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:12,054 So you did take that shit? 1127 00:58:14,265 --> 00:58:17,143 I gotta go clean up your mess. 1128 00:58:24,483 --> 00:58:26,527 -You could tell he was broke just now? -I could tell. I... 1129 00:58:26,610 --> 00:58:30,364 - It was the corduroy? - I see something. 1130 00:58:30,448 --> 00:58:31,866 You see what? 1131 00:58:33,159 --> 00:58:35,703 Kamika! Girl... 1132 00:58:37,538 --> 00:58:38,581 He look broke, too. 1133 00:58:49,967 --> 00:58:53,304 Kevin! You know what's crazy? 1134 00:58:53,387 --> 00:58:54,638 Excuse me. 1135 00:58:54,722 --> 00:58:56,348 I'm actually having a good time. 1136 00:58:56,432 --> 00:58:59,059 I'm a little tipsy. But I'm having a good time. 1137 00:58:59,852 --> 00:59:03,022 -Are you all right? What's good? -No, this party's going to shit. 1138 00:59:03,105 --> 00:59:05,941 Are you serious? Everything's fine, Kevin. 1139 00:59:06,734 --> 00:59:09,278 Look at it. People are-- White girl on a table. 1140 00:59:09,945 --> 00:59:12,114 Damon has fucked up everything, as usual. 1141 00:59:12,197 --> 00:59:14,033 I know the neighbors done called the cops by now. 1142 00:59:14,116 --> 00:59:17,036 -I need to go outside and check it. -No, no, no, don't-- Look. 1143 00:59:17,119 --> 00:59:19,913 Is Damon an idiot? Sure. 1144 00:59:19,997 --> 00:59:23,083 Hell, yes, actually. But you knew that. 1145 00:59:23,167 --> 00:59:26,086 So some of this is on you, right? 1146 00:59:27,796 --> 00:59:31,633 But it's okay, because... because you got this, okay? 1147 00:59:31,717 --> 00:59:33,135 We got this, okay? 1148 00:59:33,218 --> 00:59:34,720 We're gonna figure this out. 1149 00:59:35,763 --> 00:59:37,139 Relax. 1150 00:59:37,222 --> 00:59:39,975 - Remember? - Eureka! I found it. 1151 00:59:42,478 --> 00:59:45,189 Vic, you all right? 1152 00:59:45,272 --> 00:59:49,359 See, it's five minutes ago, and I was in a room with a koala and shit. 1153 00:59:49,443 --> 00:59:53,405 And now it's 45 minutes in the future, and now I'm eating waffles. 1154 00:59:53,488 --> 00:59:55,365 -What? -He hit the blunt. 1155 00:59:55,449 --> 00:59:57,326 He does this thing where he thinks he's time traveling. 1156 00:59:57,409 --> 01:00:01,955 DJ, you need to get your ass back in that booth, man. 1157 01:00:02,039 --> 01:00:03,874 That booth is a prison. 1158 01:00:03,957 --> 01:00:07,544 And I will not be jailed in your timeline, okay? 1159 01:00:07,628 --> 01:00:09,129 1976... 1160 01:00:09,212 --> 01:00:11,840 Weirdo. 1161 01:00:12,716 --> 01:00:14,634 Where Damon at, man? 1162 01:00:20,265 --> 01:00:21,433 Weak-ass art. 1163 01:00:22,184 --> 01:00:25,062 She got some titties. 1164 01:00:26,938 --> 01:00:27,939 Yo, Damon! 1165 01:00:28,023 --> 01:00:29,399 Damon! 1166 01:00:29,483 --> 01:00:31,693 Where you at, you little bitch? 1167 01:00:34,362 --> 01:00:36,615 That's why a gang of these lil' niggas Gone get shot 1168 01:00:36,698 --> 01:00:38,033 It's hard to grow up 1169 01:00:38,116 --> 01:00:40,368 Niggas ain't fucking with you so what 1170 01:00:40,452 --> 01:00:42,871 Sit yo ass down, get ya dough up 1171 01:00:42,954 --> 01:00:45,207 I don't ever judge with my nose up 1172 01:00:45,290 --> 01:00:46,333 I'mma blow up 1173 01:00:48,501 --> 01:00:50,921 This crazy. 1174 01:00:54,216 --> 01:00:56,009 What the fuck is this? 1175 01:00:56,843 --> 01:00:58,345 Cocaína. 1176 01:01:05,435 --> 01:01:07,228 Fine with me. 1177 01:01:11,524 --> 01:01:13,693 They throwing a party at LeBron James's house? 1178 01:01:17,739 --> 01:01:19,115 -Do you see this? -I see that. 1179 01:01:19,199 --> 01:01:20,617 -That's Cleveland right there. -That's Cleveland. 1180 01:01:20,700 --> 01:01:22,619 -Open this up. Open this up. -I get that side. 1181 01:01:22,702 --> 01:01:25,288 - Do the math. You get that side. - There's gotta be a lock or something. 1182 01:01:25,371 --> 01:01:27,123 No, no, no. It's on the top. The angle-- 1183 01:01:27,207 --> 01:01:29,167 Whoa, whoa!! 1184 01:01:29,250 --> 01:01:30,919 Works every time. 1185 01:01:37,884 --> 01:01:39,135 What y'all think this worth? 1186 01:01:39,761 --> 01:01:42,305 Well, shit, way more than what we got right now. 1187 01:01:42,388 --> 01:01:45,475 Come on, y'all, we can't steal from the GOAT, James. 1188 01:01:45,558 --> 01:01:47,393 You know what I'm saying? That's crazy. 1189 01:01:47,477 --> 01:01:49,103 What, you a Laker fan? 1190 01:01:49,187 --> 01:01:51,522 Hell no, nigga, I'm a gymnastics fan. 1191 01:01:52,357 --> 01:01:54,817 Well, we in business, then. Let's go. 1192 01:01:55,610 --> 01:01:59,280 I'mma get rich on you 1193 01:01:59,364 --> 01:02:01,908 You can do this. You can do this. 1194 01:02:05,953 --> 01:02:08,998 Man, what the fuck? Man, put on some Migos or something. 1195 01:02:09,457 --> 01:02:13,086 It's 1998, bro. The Migos don't exist yet. 1196 01:02:15,379 --> 01:02:17,048 Hey! Come on, now. Wait up. 1197 01:02:17,131 --> 01:02:18,633 I was just-- Come on, we can-- 1198 01:02:18,716 --> 01:02:20,259 We can go back. Hey! Hey! 1199 01:02:26,265 --> 01:02:28,100 What's up now, fuck boy? 1200 01:02:28,476 --> 01:02:31,145 We gonna beat your fucking ass! 1201 01:02:33,231 --> 01:02:35,525 Open the door! Hey, open the door. Open the door. 1202 01:02:35,608 --> 01:02:37,276 No. You got too much drama for us. 1203 01:02:37,360 --> 01:02:39,445 Open the door! Open the fuckin-- No! 1204 01:02:40,613 --> 01:02:41,822 No! 1205 01:02:41,906 --> 01:02:44,158 -What's up, yo? Yeah, come on. Come on. -Get up! Get up. 1206 01:02:46,661 --> 01:02:48,621 Go, go, go, go. 1207 01:02:49,622 --> 01:02:50,790 Hold him up. 1208 01:02:55,086 --> 01:02:56,962 I've been waiting all day for this shit, nigga. 1209 01:02:57,046 --> 01:03:00,132 You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna tie you a table, right? 1210 01:03:00,216 --> 01:03:01,884 I'm gonna cut a whole bunch of holes in you. 1211 01:03:01,967 --> 01:03:05,429 And then very slowly, and carefully, 1212 01:03:05,513 --> 01:03:08,474 I'm gonna pull your organs out with tweezers, nigga. 1213 01:03:08,849 --> 01:03:11,644 -Like Operation? -Exactly like Operation. 1214 01:03:11,727 --> 01:03:15,981 It's my favorite game, you know why? Requires concentration. 1215 01:03:16,065 --> 01:03:19,276 First you go steal Daisy's chain. And then you gonna steal my crowd? 1216 01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:22,238 Hey, first of all, it was my crowd. All right? 1217 01:03:22,321 --> 01:03:24,865 And y'all niggas shouldn't even kicked us off the party. 1218 01:03:24,949 --> 01:03:27,451 Now we kicking your ass outside your party. 1219 01:03:28,536 --> 01:03:31,455 Hold up, hold up, hold up. What-- what is this? 1220 01:03:32,998 --> 01:03:35,876 -Hey, bro. I'm sorry, all right? All-- -Go to work. 1221 01:03:38,796 --> 01:03:40,297 Whoo! 1222 01:03:42,341 --> 01:03:43,717 Ooh! 1223 01:03:43,801 --> 01:03:45,010 - You all right? - Are you okay? 1224 01:03:45,094 --> 01:03:46,428 -Wait, wait! -The fuck is that? 1225 01:03:46,512 --> 01:03:47,680 What was that? 1226 01:03:49,181 --> 01:03:52,017 Whoa! Hell no! Who got the keys? 1227 01:03:52,101 --> 01:03:53,102 Chupacabra! 1228 01:03:53,185 --> 01:03:54,436 Y'all hurry up! 1229 01:03:59,983 --> 01:04:01,193 Damn. 1230 01:04:02,111 --> 01:04:05,155 I'm sorry I called you a fucked-up monkey before. 1231 01:04:05,239 --> 01:04:07,533 You really saved me-- Get off! 1232 01:04:07,616 --> 01:04:09,827 Somebody help me! She's fucking trying to kill me! 1233 01:04:12,371 --> 01:04:13,997 Here, koala, koala. 1234 01:04:15,666 --> 01:04:17,292 Come here. Come here, girl. 1235 01:04:20,212 --> 01:04:22,714 Hi, buddy. 1236 01:04:22,798 --> 01:04:24,716 Aren't you so cute! 1237 01:04:26,343 --> 01:04:27,344 Let you go. 1238 01:04:32,933 --> 01:04:34,351 Are you okay? 1239 01:04:38,188 --> 01:04:41,608 Yeah... Yeah, I'm good. I'm good. Yeah. 1240 01:04:41,692 --> 01:04:42,693 Damon, right? 1241 01:04:43,443 --> 01:04:46,697 It's Damon, like the French... the French way? 1242 01:04:47,739 --> 01:04:49,908 Well, I'm Mýa. 1243 01:04:50,992 --> 01:04:53,328 Yeah, I know who you are. 1244 01:04:53,412 --> 01:04:55,956 - But how do you know my name? - Your e-mail. 1245 01:04:56,039 --> 01:04:57,916 You said you'd be wearing a flower. 1246 01:05:00,794 --> 01:05:04,548 - So you got my letter? - Yeah... 1247 01:05:04,631 --> 01:05:08,385 Your letter was just so touching and poetic... 1248 01:05:08,468 --> 01:05:10,470 I had to meet the person who wrote it. 1249 01:05:12,430 --> 01:05:15,058 What's wrong with you, bro? You had one job. Play the music. 1250 01:05:18,186 --> 01:05:22,148 To create a quantum computer... 1251 01:05:22,232 --> 01:05:24,943 -Vic! Vic! -Quantum computer... 1252 01:05:25,026 --> 01:05:26,528 Man, this shit getting fucked up. 1253 01:05:26,611 --> 01:05:29,155 -Vic, turn the music back on. -Quantum computer... 1254 01:05:29,239 --> 01:05:31,700 -Music is bad, man. -Quantum comp-- 1255 01:05:31,783 --> 01:05:35,370 Music is just waves... that are fuckin' our ears. 1256 01:05:35,453 --> 01:05:37,789 We ain't made our money yet, bro. We gotta keep the party going. 1257 01:05:37,872 --> 01:05:39,416 Plug it back up. Come on. 1258 01:05:42,502 --> 01:05:43,920 -Vic... Vic, what's-- -'Scuse me, brother. 1259 01:05:44,003 --> 01:05:46,881 -What's wrong with you? -Back up. Back up. 1260 01:05:46,965 --> 01:05:48,383 Vic. Vic! 1261 01:05:48,466 --> 01:05:50,510 Vic! Vic. 1262 01:05:52,095 --> 01:05:55,223 Hey, um... 1263 01:05:55,306 --> 01:05:57,517 Just-- Sorry about that, folks. 1264 01:05:57,600 --> 01:05:59,310 We'll be up and running in a second. 1265 01:06:00,436 --> 01:06:03,273 2 Chainz! We got 2 Chainz in this motherfucker! 1266 01:06:03,356 --> 01:06:04,691 Yo, my nigga, yeah! 1267 01:06:04,774 --> 01:06:07,110 Could you come up here and perform a couple songs? 1268 01:06:07,193 --> 01:06:10,572 Nigga, I am not 2 Chainz. 1269 01:06:10,655 --> 01:06:12,365 Shit weak, bro. 1270 01:06:12,448 --> 01:06:15,118 Man, fuck this ol' bullshit weak-ass party. 1271 01:06:15,201 --> 01:06:17,829 You know what I'm saying? And I hit him with, like, the karate chop on his neck. 1272 01:06:17,912 --> 01:06:19,581 I was, like, pow, you know what I'm saying? 1273 01:06:19,664 --> 01:06:22,125 My God, Damon, you are so crazy. 1274 01:06:22,208 --> 01:06:25,211 Well, you know I done forgot my pills, so you know. 1275 01:06:25,295 --> 01:06:26,963 Off the hook. 1276 01:06:30,633 --> 01:06:34,095 Ooh... sounds pretty bad in there. 1277 01:06:35,138 --> 01:06:38,933 You want to get out of here? We could grab a drink someplace. 1278 01:06:39,016 --> 01:06:40,768 Everybody just calm down. 1279 01:06:40,852 --> 01:06:44,147 We gonna figure this out. Come on, man. Don't break stuff. 1280 01:06:44,230 --> 01:06:45,606 Shit. 1281 01:06:47,692 --> 01:06:49,986 I'm sorry. 1282 01:06:50,069 --> 01:06:53,489 I'm so sorry, but that's my friend. He dyin' in there. 1283 01:06:53,573 --> 01:06:55,616 You know, I just can't leave him like that. 1284 01:06:58,119 --> 01:06:59,412 Fuck. 1285 01:07:00,246 --> 01:07:02,206 You look great, by the way. 1286 01:07:04,584 --> 01:07:07,003 What the fuck, DJ? This ain't Juice. 1287 01:07:09,171 --> 01:07:12,925 All right, everybody, calm down, calm down, calm down. All right? 1288 01:07:16,304 --> 01:07:19,015 -Damon, what you doing? -Turn me up. 1289 01:07:22,435 --> 01:07:24,979 For real, man. Check my boy, Kev, on the beat one time. 1290 01:07:25,062 --> 01:07:27,773 His shit goin' crazy. All right? 1291 01:07:27,857 --> 01:07:29,900 Yo, why is this bro playing beats at a party? 1292 01:07:29,984 --> 01:07:31,777 Seriously, y'all. Thank y'all for coming out, man. 1293 01:07:31,861 --> 01:07:34,071 -Appreciate y'all so much. -I actually fuck with it. 1294 01:07:34,155 --> 01:07:35,906 So I got some news about the Migos. 1295 01:07:37,992 --> 01:07:40,369 Yeah, them niggas not coming. 1296 01:07:40,453 --> 01:07:42,329 But, fuck all that, all right? 1297 01:07:42,413 --> 01:07:44,999 We got stars galore, we got sexy-ass ladies. 1298 01:07:45,082 --> 01:07:47,251 I mean, y'all still trying to have a good time, right? 1299 01:07:47,334 --> 01:07:49,670 I said, y'all trying to have a good time, right? 1300 01:07:49,753 --> 01:07:50,629 Yeah! 1301 01:07:50,713 --> 01:07:53,841 All right, I wanna shout out the King, for making this shit happen. 1302 01:07:53,924 --> 01:07:56,844 And I wanna shout out you sexy motherfuckin' ladies out there, man. 1303 01:07:56,927 --> 01:07:58,804 Damn, y'all look good. 1304 01:07:58,888 --> 01:08:01,140 -Yo, I got this. -All right, cool. 1305 01:08:04,101 --> 01:08:05,853 Yeah, y'all feeing that? 1306 01:08:11,191 --> 01:08:15,279 Cash Money Records taking over for the '99 and 2000 1307 01:08:15,821 --> 01:08:17,239 Girl you working with some ass, yeah 1308 01:08:17,323 --> 01:08:19,700 This is what you want! Yeah! 1309 01:08:19,783 --> 01:08:22,077 Get out the way, this my shit! 1310 01:08:23,037 --> 01:08:25,664 You gon' ride in the Jag, yeah They mad, yeah 1311 01:08:25,748 --> 01:08:27,207 You could smoke or buy a bag, yeah 1312 01:08:27,291 --> 01:08:29,752 -Where you going? -Come on, coach, it's "Back That Azz Up." 1313 01:08:29,835 --> 01:08:34,465 Man, I only got one job tonight. And that is to keep you healthy and safe. 1314 01:08:34,548 --> 01:08:36,550 -My goodness-- -Season starts in weeks. 1315 01:08:36,633 --> 01:08:38,135 -Tsk! Come on-- -Odell... 1316 01:08:39,595 --> 01:08:40,762 You agreed. 1317 01:08:45,142 --> 01:08:47,019 Odell! 1318 01:08:47,853 --> 01:08:49,229 Now, you know he dead. 1319 01:08:50,981 --> 01:08:53,192 The nigga with the money, yeah, Don't act funny, yeah 1320 01:08:53,275 --> 01:08:55,736 Got birds and I'm running, yeah, 'Bout a hundred, yeah 1321 01:08:55,819 --> 01:08:58,196 Girl, you looks good Won't you back that ass up? 1322 01:08:58,280 --> 01:09:00,782 You's a fine motherfucker Won't you back that ass up? 1323 01:09:01,575 --> 01:09:05,787 Juvie, I love you! Answer my DMs! Answer my DMs! 1324 01:09:05,871 --> 01:09:08,290 Girl, you looks good Won't you back that ass up? 1325 01:09:08,373 --> 01:09:10,834 You's a fine motherfucker Won't you back that ass up? 1326 01:09:11,293 --> 01:09:13,754 I just wanna send a special shout-out to my niece, Venus, 1327 01:09:13,837 --> 01:09:16,590 for bringin' me down here and making this shit all possible. 1328 01:09:16,673 --> 01:09:20,385 Look, man, y'all put them hands back up. We in the King's mansion. 1329 01:09:20,469 --> 01:09:23,430 Do the ladies run this motherfucker? 1330 01:09:23,513 --> 01:09:25,557 Hell, yeah! 1331 01:09:25,640 --> 01:09:28,435 Is my dawgs in this motherfucker? 1332 01:09:28,518 --> 01:09:29,603 Hell, yeah! 1333 01:09:29,686 --> 01:09:32,063 You got Juvenile to perform last minute? 1334 01:09:32,147 --> 01:09:34,107 How? 1335 01:09:34,191 --> 01:09:37,736 That's, my uncle from New Orleans I was telling you about. 1336 01:09:39,112 --> 01:09:41,239 Wait, Juvenile's your uncle? 1337 01:09:41,323 --> 01:09:44,784 Wait, wait. How come you never said anything? 1338 01:09:44,868 --> 01:09:49,080 I don't know. He's just my Uncle Terry that I never see. 1339 01:09:49,164 --> 01:09:51,875 He just happened to be in town for my sister's graduation. 1340 01:09:54,961 --> 01:09:57,255 Venus, I-- I can't thank you enough. 1341 01:09:57,339 --> 01:09:58,673 Hey, man! Y'all give it up for Juvie the Great... 1342 01:09:58,757 --> 01:10:01,760 We're in this together. Okay? 1343 01:10:02,385 --> 01:10:04,554 - Hey. Kenton, right? - My-- 1344 01:10:04,638 --> 01:10:08,641 I don't know what's going on here, pal, but the party is over. O-V-E-R. 1345 01:10:08,725 --> 01:10:12,604 I found my sweet little Marley here higher than a giraffe's vagina, 1346 01:10:12,687 --> 01:10:14,147 and I found this in her pouch. 1347 01:10:14,230 --> 01:10:17,108 Drugs! Gummy drugs! Crack, probably. 1348 01:10:17,192 --> 01:10:18,777 Makes me sick. I'm calling the police. 1349 01:10:18,860 --> 01:10:20,361 - Peter, hey... - Yeah, I'm calling the cops. 1350 01:10:20,445 --> 01:10:22,530 I'm glad you're here, too. The cops are gonna come get you, too. 1351 01:10:22,614 --> 01:10:23,948 -Peter... -You're all going to prison. 1352 01:10:24,032 --> 01:10:27,744 -Peter. -Look at this cute-ass koala! 1353 01:10:27,827 --> 01:10:31,873 - Well... Yeah. - Let me take a picture with it. 1354 01:10:31,956 --> 01:10:34,375 -Well... she's on drugs, but... -My followers gonna love this! 1355 01:10:34,459 --> 01:10:39,380 Yeah, Hey, Mika. Mika. Peter is super-influential. 1356 01:10:39,464 --> 01:10:43,509 I mean, he got a bunch of stuff you could take pictures with back at his crib. 1357 01:10:43,593 --> 01:10:45,470 He's one of LeBron's rich neighbors. 1358 01:10:45,553 --> 01:10:49,515 Yeah, I do-- Yes. Yeah. Well, I have a-- I have a private jet. 1359 01:10:50,350 --> 01:10:51,517 -Is that right? -That is right. 1360 01:10:51,601 --> 01:10:53,144 - Yeah. - I would like to see it. 1361 01:10:53,227 --> 01:10:55,229 -I want to show it to you. -Yeah. 1362 01:10:55,313 --> 01:10:58,483 Hi. Marley. Hi, baby. 1363 01:10:58,566 --> 01:11:00,943 Damn. Shit. That was close, bro. 1364 01:11:01,027 --> 01:11:02,570 - There you are. - Hey. 1365 01:11:02,654 --> 01:11:03,529 Hey. 1366 01:11:03,613 --> 01:11:06,783 Shit. Mýa? 1367 01:11:07,158 --> 01:11:08,618 This the friend that was getting booed? 1368 01:11:10,078 --> 01:11:13,873 You know he came back for you, right? Instead of leaving with me. 1369 01:11:13,956 --> 01:11:15,583 You got a good one right here. 1370 01:11:23,925 --> 01:11:26,093 Truce? 1371 01:11:26,636 --> 01:11:28,888 Tsk! Truce? 1372 01:11:37,897 --> 01:11:40,942 Hey, yo. We got a big problem. 1373 01:11:41,025 --> 01:11:43,319 What the fuck! Man, how'd this happen? 1374 01:11:43,402 --> 01:11:46,656 I asked Vic to watch the door to take a piss, but he bailed on it. 1375 01:11:46,739 --> 01:11:49,575 Vic?! That's the wrong person you ask to watch anything! 1376 01:11:50,117 --> 01:11:52,078 - My bad. - Yo, question. 1377 01:11:53,162 --> 01:11:54,664 Was it the Miami ring? 1378 01:11:55,456 --> 01:11:57,208 'Cause y'all know he didn't deserve that shit. 1379 01:11:57,291 --> 01:11:58,959 -No. -You think this shit funny? 1380 01:11:59,043 --> 01:12:00,711 -Sorry. -I could lose my daughter, bro. 1381 01:12:00,795 --> 01:12:03,297 -I was trying to lighten the mood. -Sly, you gotta keep the door moving, man. 1382 01:12:03,381 --> 01:12:06,092 We need to make sure we got enough to cover the damages to the house. 1383 01:12:06,175 --> 01:12:08,928 How the fuck we gonna replace the ring, though? Fuck! 1384 01:12:09,011 --> 01:12:11,305 Yo, Sly, I'm gonna need you to search everybody, all right? 1385 01:12:11,388 --> 01:12:12,890 We gotta find that ring. 1386 01:12:13,891 --> 01:12:15,184 Didn't you have more guys with you? 1387 01:12:15,601 --> 01:12:19,355 I had my cousin, Gavin. But I ain't seen him in hours. 1388 01:12:20,147 --> 01:12:22,274 Ooh, I've been wanting this all day. 1389 01:12:22,358 --> 01:12:24,902 Thank you, brother. Yes, sir. 1390 01:12:24,985 --> 01:12:26,737 Damn, that's all you? 1391 01:12:26,820 --> 01:12:30,241 Yes! These are my Obama specials. Okay? 1392 01:12:30,324 --> 01:12:34,119 I voted for him... three times. 1393 01:12:34,995 --> 01:12:37,665 Yes we can. Yes we can. 1394 01:12:37,748 --> 01:12:40,084 -Everybody, hands! Hands, bro! -Let me see your hands. 1395 01:12:40,167 --> 01:12:42,628 -Everybody. Yo, hands. -Let's see your hands. 1396 01:12:45,965 --> 01:12:48,092 Got it! Got it! Here it is. 1397 01:12:48,175 --> 01:12:50,469 - Yo, man, where'd you get this ring at? - Man, I won it. 1398 01:12:50,552 --> 01:12:52,179 What you mean, win this ring, man? Prove it! 1399 01:12:52,262 --> 01:12:54,223 Bro, I'm Tristan Thompson. 1400 01:12:54,973 --> 01:12:58,060 It is Tristan Thompson! Yo, but your hand big! 1401 01:12:58,143 --> 01:13:00,854 God damn. I thought you had elephantitis or some shit, man. 1402 01:13:00,938 --> 01:13:02,981 -Hey, man. Sly. -Sly, you find it? 1403 01:13:03,065 --> 01:13:03,941 We're still working on it. 1404 01:13:04,024 --> 01:13:05,901 We ain't never gonna find LeBron's ring, bro. 1405 01:13:05,984 --> 01:13:07,111 Kev, we gotta replace it. 1406 01:13:07,194 --> 01:13:08,862 We gotta try one of them black markets or something. 1407 01:13:08,946 --> 01:13:11,406 -Wait, y'all lost LeBron's--? -Shh! 1408 01:13:11,490 --> 01:13:14,117 No, we didn't-- we didn't lose it. It was stolen. 1409 01:13:15,118 --> 01:13:17,204 -Are you serious? -Yeah, somebody stole it. 1410 01:13:17,287 --> 01:13:18,789 I can get another ring. 1411 01:13:18,872 --> 01:13:20,457 Damn, Cudi. Where'd you come from? 1412 01:13:20,541 --> 01:13:22,668 Wait, wait, wait, what'd you just say? 1413 01:13:22,751 --> 01:13:23,835 I can get y'all another ring. 1414 01:13:23,919 --> 01:13:26,713 Like another one-of-a-kind NBA Championship ring? 1415 01:13:26,797 --> 01:13:28,924 Yeah. Just let me know the year. 1416 01:13:29,424 --> 01:13:30,342 -How? -What? 1417 01:13:30,884 --> 01:13:33,345 Simple. The Illuminati. 1418 01:13:34,554 --> 01:13:36,139 The Illuminati. Man! 1419 01:13:36,223 --> 01:13:38,475 Man, Cudi, we ain't got time for this bullshit. 1420 01:13:38,850 --> 01:13:41,770 All right. I was just trying to help you little niggas. 1421 01:13:43,480 --> 01:13:45,857 Hold on, wait, wait. Cudi, Cudi-- You serious? 1422 01:13:45,941 --> 01:13:49,111 Look at me. I don't joke about the Illuminati. 1423 01:13:49,778 --> 01:13:53,156 Come... come on, Kev. You not buying this, are you? 1424 01:13:53,240 --> 01:13:56,535 I mean, look at this man, bro. He is a crazy person. 1425 01:13:56,618 --> 01:14:00,956 Look-- he eating an apple in a party. Who eats an apple in a party, Kev? 1426 01:14:01,039 --> 01:14:03,583 -That's the sign of a madman right there. -Let's just hear him out. 1427 01:14:03,667 --> 01:14:05,919 Even if we get a replica, until we find the real one. 1428 01:14:06,920 --> 01:14:09,214 All right, Kev. All right. Go ahead. 1429 01:14:09,297 --> 01:14:13,301 All right, so there-- there's rings in this house? 1430 01:14:13,385 --> 01:14:15,637 The Illuminati gets a copy of every championship trophy 1431 01:14:15,720 --> 01:14:18,515 and a few rings dating back to the first baseball and lacrosse games. 1432 01:14:18,598 --> 01:14:20,433 Lacrosse... 1433 01:14:20,517 --> 01:14:21,977 It's a prestige thing. 1434 01:14:22,894 --> 01:14:24,229 There's a party tonight. 1435 01:14:25,230 --> 01:14:26,731 I'm just gonna skip it. 1436 01:14:27,649 --> 01:14:31,653 Okay... let's say, for the sake of this story, I believe you, 1437 01:14:31,736 --> 01:14:34,239 and how do we-- how would we get one of the rings? 1438 01:14:34,322 --> 01:14:36,533 -How? -It's the Illuminati. 1439 01:14:36,616 --> 01:14:38,326 Nobody gives a fuck about that shit. 1440 01:14:38,410 --> 01:14:39,828 We all got money. 1441 01:14:40,704 --> 01:14:43,873 I've seen better cock rings than NBA Championship rings. 1442 01:14:43,957 --> 01:14:46,334 - Okay, that's-- Okay. 1443 01:14:46,418 --> 01:14:49,129 Look, I'll go. And you watch the party. 1444 01:14:49,212 --> 01:14:50,880 What? Bro, you shitting me, bro? 1445 01:14:50,964 --> 01:14:52,507 The Illuminati? Man, I gotta see this, if-- 1446 01:14:52,590 --> 01:14:54,384 If he talkin' about something, I gotta come and see this. 1447 01:14:54,467 --> 01:14:56,302 Somebody got to stay here and keep things under control! 1448 01:14:56,386 --> 01:14:57,762 I'll do it. 1449 01:14:57,846 --> 01:15:01,683 I will watch the party while you guys... do this. 1450 01:15:01,766 --> 01:15:03,268 I can't ask you to get involved, though. 1451 01:15:03,643 --> 01:15:05,562 You didn't ask me. I'm volunteering. 1452 01:15:06,563 --> 01:15:09,107 Besides, I would've been left by now. 1453 01:15:15,446 --> 01:15:18,074 Whoo, hoo-hoo! Yeah, that's my dawg. 1454 01:15:18,157 --> 01:15:21,577 I'm sorry to mess a good moment up, but you know, we got shit to do. 1455 01:15:21,661 --> 01:15:23,705 Go, go, go. Yeah, yeah, go. 1456 01:15:26,499 --> 01:15:30,128 Okay, so the plan is simple. I'll bring you two in as my guests. 1457 01:15:31,796 --> 01:15:33,923 One wrong move and we're dead. 1458 01:15:34,007 --> 01:15:35,883 Just be cool, and don't say more than you have to. 1459 01:15:36,217 --> 01:15:37,677 These are my two manservants. 1460 01:15:39,429 --> 01:15:40,972 Of course, Scott. 1461 01:15:41,556 --> 01:15:43,683 Damon, you're gonna head to the trophy room. 1462 01:15:43,766 --> 01:15:45,309 Get in, get out. 1463 01:15:45,393 --> 01:15:48,104 While you do that, we'll mingle amongst the crowd. 1464 01:15:56,779 --> 01:15:59,282 Okay. Don't embarrass me. 1465 01:15:59,365 --> 01:16:00,783 Just be cool. 1466 01:16:14,714 --> 01:16:16,048 Mr. Cuban? 1467 01:16:17,717 --> 01:16:21,470 Look, I... I know you get this all the time, but I got this idea. 1468 01:16:21,554 --> 01:16:22,513 I'll buy it. 1469 01:16:23,306 --> 01:16:26,058 But... I mean, you haven't even heard the rest of the idea. 1470 01:16:26,142 --> 01:16:27,435 We'll be in touch. 1471 01:16:27,518 --> 01:16:29,562 Wait, I got-- I got my-- a cell phone. 1472 01:16:30,062 --> 01:16:31,731 We'll be in touch. 1473 01:16:32,148 --> 01:16:33,816 Who's "we"? 1474 01:16:36,652 --> 01:16:39,405 A little wine. Okay. Thank you. 1475 01:16:39,488 --> 01:16:40,698 Thank you. All right. 1476 01:16:40,781 --> 01:16:42,366 This is the first ritual. 1477 01:16:42,450 --> 01:16:45,661 -Take a sip to show solidarity. -Okay, what kind of wine is this? 1478 01:16:45,744 --> 01:16:47,621 It look a little different. 1479 01:16:47,705 --> 01:16:49,248 It's not wine. It's blood. 1480 01:16:50,124 --> 01:16:52,251 -What? -Drink it, or you'll blow our cover. 1481 01:16:52,334 --> 01:16:53,586 Hell no. 1482 01:16:53,669 --> 01:16:55,713 Drink that shit, nigga, right now. 1483 01:16:55,796 --> 01:16:57,381 Come on, come on. 1484 01:16:57,464 --> 01:16:59,633 It smell funny. This smell funny. 1485 01:16:59,717 --> 01:17:03,804 Dignified and esteemed ladies and gentlemen. 1486 01:17:03,888 --> 01:17:07,641 Gather round and honor our beloved guest, 1487 01:17:07,725 --> 01:17:12,479 Ms. Dolly Parton, who will be performing a psychedelic rap. 1488 01:17:25,034 --> 01:17:26,368 This crazy. 1489 01:17:38,714 --> 01:17:40,132 Yeah. Okay. 1490 01:17:54,062 --> 01:17:57,441 Before you leave tonight, do not forget to choose 1491 01:17:57,524 --> 01:18:02,112 which days it will rain next year. Furthermore, 1492 01:18:02,195 --> 01:18:04,865 -the blood drive has low numbers. -All right, niggas. Let's go. 1493 01:18:04,948 --> 01:18:08,827 So please donate on the way out or find a victim. 1494 01:18:08,910 --> 01:18:11,705 Thank you very much. Enjoy the night. 1495 01:18:11,788 --> 01:18:14,041 Shit, man. Ain't that Kid 'n' Play? 1496 01:18:14,124 --> 01:18:16,293 Hey, God bless you, man. 1497 01:18:20,964 --> 01:18:23,925 What? Y'all trippin' man. 1498 01:18:24,885 --> 01:18:26,136 Intruders! 1499 01:18:28,930 --> 01:18:30,432 Hey, fuck you, Cudi! 1500 01:18:30,515 --> 01:18:32,267 Punch me again, see what happen, bro. 1501 01:18:32,350 --> 01:18:34,519 Ladies and gentlemen. 1502 01:18:34,603 --> 01:18:37,898 We have two late additions to tonight's entertainment. 1503 01:18:46,781 --> 01:18:48,658 What the fuck is this? 1504 01:18:54,289 --> 01:18:57,334 Yo, Kev. What the fuck is they clapping for? 1505 01:18:57,417 --> 01:19:00,879 Destiny can't grow up fatherless, bro. Fuck that. 1506 01:19:01,129 --> 01:19:02,297 Sh--! 1507 01:19:02,380 --> 01:19:04,466 Yo, check it out. Y'all gotta snap out of it. 1508 01:19:04,549 --> 01:19:07,344 I got the perfect game plan. Y'all just gotta follow my-- 1509 01:19:14,017 --> 01:19:15,727 Let me get through. I'm sorry, y'all. 1510 01:19:15,810 --> 01:19:17,896 I'm sorry. I wanna leave, let me in! 1511 01:19:18,271 --> 01:19:20,940 - Are they pointing at us? - Shit, Kev! We can take 'em, Kev! 1512 01:19:21,024 --> 01:19:23,318 We can take 'em. All right, one... two... 1513 01:19:23,401 --> 01:19:24,527 -Naw, fuck that! -Fuck that! 1514 01:19:24,611 --> 01:19:27,489 Man, let me through! Let me through! Let me through! 1515 01:19:27,572 --> 01:19:30,116 Bro, let me in. No? Damn! Shit! 1516 01:19:32,452 --> 01:19:34,370 Not today! 1517 01:19:35,246 --> 01:19:36,873 Come on, I don't wanna go out there! 1518 01:19:36,956 --> 01:19:38,541 I don't wanna get out! 1519 01:19:46,257 --> 01:19:47,842 Hey, man, I love you, Kev. 1520 01:19:47,926 --> 01:19:49,344 I love you too, man. 1521 01:19:56,142 --> 01:19:58,144 Cudi! Watch out, Cud! 1522 01:20:06,944 --> 01:20:08,488 Yeah, motherfucker! 1523 01:20:15,787 --> 01:20:17,705 Ice, ice, baby! 1524 01:20:25,630 --> 01:20:27,798 Are you not entertained! 1525 01:20:27,882 --> 01:20:30,426 Are you motherfuckers not entertained! 1526 01:20:30,510 --> 01:20:33,596 Cudi! Cudi! Cudi! 1527 01:20:42,271 --> 01:20:43,564 Shit, get up, Cudi. 1528 01:20:43,648 --> 01:20:45,149 -Get up, Cudi! -He gon' get up. 1529 01:20:47,985 --> 01:20:49,570 Come on, Kev, we gotta save him. 1530 01:21:01,165 --> 01:21:02,917 - Shit, Cudi! - Shit, Cudi. 1531 01:21:03,417 --> 01:21:05,169 Damn. They fucked him up. 1532 01:21:05,252 --> 01:21:08,756 Shit. Hey, Cudi, man. You saved our lives, man. 1533 01:21:09,507 --> 01:21:12,426 Damn. Hip-hop really saved my life, Kev. 1534 01:21:13,761 --> 01:21:16,931 You guys won the blood trials. They'll let you go now. 1535 01:21:17,515 --> 01:21:19,517 Hey, Cudi, man. Stop talking, all right? 1536 01:21:19,600 --> 01:21:22,686 We're gonna get you to a hospital. I mean, it's the Illuminati, right? 1537 01:21:22,770 --> 01:21:24,438 They gotta have a helicopter or some shit, man? 1538 01:21:24,813 --> 01:21:26,440 Make sure LeBron gets this poem. 1539 01:21:26,524 --> 01:21:27,942 Shit, is this the verse? 1540 01:21:28,025 --> 01:21:30,444 -Only he can read it. -Damn. 1541 01:21:32,112 --> 01:21:34,281 Shit. Don't die on us, man. 1542 01:21:34,365 --> 01:21:35,950 Hey, Cudi, don't die on us, man! 1543 01:21:36,033 --> 01:21:38,410 Don't worry about me. I'll be fine. 1544 01:21:39,370 --> 01:21:41,205 They'll bring me back. 1545 01:21:41,288 --> 01:21:42,957 I'm actually the fourth Cudi. 1546 01:21:45,918 --> 01:21:47,586 I knew it. 1547 01:21:47,670 --> 01:21:50,756 You both have been the realest friends I've had in years. 1548 01:21:51,924 --> 01:21:54,885 -Wait, really? We just met you. -Yeah. 1549 01:21:55,719 --> 01:21:56,887 Vibes. 1550 01:21:58,222 --> 01:21:59,765 Vibes. 1551 01:21:59,848 --> 01:22:01,600 But hey, I'm serious. 1552 01:22:02,684 --> 01:22:04,520 That's for LeBron's eyes only. 1553 01:22:04,603 --> 01:22:06,105 Shit. Kev, give him some CPR. 1554 01:22:06,188 --> 01:22:07,648 -Cudi, wake up! -Put your lips on him. 1555 01:22:07,731 --> 01:22:08,774 Shit! 1556 01:22:08,857 --> 01:22:10,275 Hey, man, he dyin' over there! 1557 01:22:10,359 --> 01:22:12,236 Hey, come on, man! Come on! 1558 01:22:13,946 --> 01:22:16,532 What the fuck just happened? 1559 01:22:16,615 --> 01:22:18,325 I don't even know, bro. 1560 01:22:19,159 --> 01:22:20,869 But man, I need a drink. 1561 01:22:23,830 --> 01:22:25,666 Yeah. 1562 01:22:29,920 --> 01:22:32,839 Hey... 1563 01:22:32,923 --> 01:22:35,509 Yeah, some of that merlot! 1564 01:22:45,268 --> 01:22:48,063 Man. We dodged a bullet. 1565 01:22:48,146 --> 01:22:49,523 Hell, yeah. 1566 01:22:50,816 --> 01:22:53,985 Let's shut this party down, man. We made enough money to fix everything. 1567 01:22:54,653 --> 01:22:55,695 -Hell, yeah. -Come on. 1568 01:22:55,779 --> 01:22:58,240 Wait, wait, wait. Cudi's poem. 1569 01:23:09,376 --> 01:23:11,753 -All right, come on. -Come on. I'll be serious. Let's roll. 1570 01:23:51,918 --> 01:23:53,169 Yo, get up outta here, bro. 1571 01:23:53,253 --> 01:23:55,588 Move, move. 1572 01:23:55,672 --> 01:23:58,383 Yo! Listen up! 1573 01:23:58,466 --> 01:24:01,302 You ain't gotta go home, but you gotta-- 1574 01:24:01,719 --> 01:24:03,179 Man, who the fuck turned the light on? 1575 01:24:03,721 --> 01:24:05,473 What the fuck? 1576 01:24:13,940 --> 01:24:17,026 King! King! 1577 01:24:23,408 --> 01:24:25,618 Snoop, what'd I tell you about smoking in the house, man? 1578 01:24:25,702 --> 01:24:28,579 My bad, King. Hey, put that out. Y'all heard him. Put it out. 1579 01:24:28,663 --> 01:24:29,831 Yo, what you doing here? 1580 01:24:29,914 --> 01:24:31,958 Came to bring you that lowrider, the Six-Four. 1581 01:24:32,041 --> 01:24:33,876 Yeah, I appreciate that, Big Dogg, but... 1582 01:24:33,960 --> 01:24:34,961 who invited you here? 1583 01:24:35,044 --> 01:24:37,171 Your assistants. These two lil' niggas right here. 1584 01:24:38,172 --> 01:24:40,675 - Hey... - Surprise. 1585 01:24:40,758 --> 01:24:42,427 Hold up, hold up. 1586 01:24:43,010 --> 01:24:44,929 I know you niggas ain't got on my Draft Day suit. 1587 01:24:45,012 --> 01:24:46,431 Fuck, he noticed. 1588 01:24:46,514 --> 01:24:47,765 How did y'all even-- 1589 01:24:49,058 --> 01:24:50,184 Who the fuck are you two? 1590 01:24:50,685 --> 01:24:51,853 Um... 1591 01:24:51,936 --> 01:24:55,857 We work for the cleaning service that cleans your house, sir. 1592 01:24:55,940 --> 01:24:57,316 Cleaning service? 1593 01:24:57,400 --> 01:24:59,360 I'm calling the police, man. I'm too rich for this shit. 1594 01:24:59,443 --> 01:25:00,653 Wait, don't call the cops, LeBron. 1595 01:25:01,153 --> 01:25:03,489 Look, we are... cleaners. 1596 01:25:03,573 --> 01:25:09,078 But I'm also a young, Black... broke party promoter, too, so... 1597 01:25:09,161 --> 01:25:12,123 We was gonna have everything fixed and ready to go by the time... 1598 01:25:12,665 --> 01:25:14,417 you, got back, but... 1599 01:25:18,796 --> 01:25:20,214 -Shit. -My fault. 1600 01:25:21,007 --> 01:25:22,466 Nigga, that's the King. 1601 01:25:24,885 --> 01:25:27,013 -We could... We could fix that. -We gonna fix all that shit, too. 1602 01:25:27,096 --> 01:25:28,431 -Yeah. -Easy. 1603 01:25:28,514 --> 01:25:29,807 Well, ain't you supposed to be in, like, India, 1604 01:25:29,890 --> 01:25:31,267 meditating for, like, two weeks or something? 1605 01:25:31,350 --> 01:25:33,519 It only took me one week to reach enlightenment. 1606 01:25:33,602 --> 01:25:34,770 I'm the fuckin' GOAT. 1607 01:25:35,521 --> 01:25:36,814 Yeah, he is the GOAT. 1608 01:25:36,897 --> 01:25:38,482 -Yeah, yeah. It's true. -It's true. 1609 01:25:38,566 --> 01:25:41,360 So let me get this straight. Y'all broke into my crib... 1610 01:25:41,444 --> 01:25:43,904 ...invited all your homies, 1611 01:25:43,988 --> 01:25:45,823 and then go to tear my shit up, too? 1612 01:25:45,906 --> 01:25:49,702 I mean, you make it bad when you put it like that, you know, it's-- 1613 01:25:49,785 --> 01:25:52,580 -We had a key. We didn't-- -Okay, let me say it like this, then. 1614 01:25:52,663 --> 01:25:53,998 Both of you niggas goin' to jail. 1615 01:25:54,081 --> 01:25:55,499 - No, wait, man! - I can't go to jail. 1616 01:25:55,583 --> 01:25:57,126 -LeBron, don't call the cops, man. -Come on. Come on. 1617 01:25:57,209 --> 01:26:02,006 All right, man. Look, man. The truth is... this is my dawg, all right? 1618 01:26:02,089 --> 01:26:03,799 He ain't had nothing to do with it. 1619 01:26:03,882 --> 01:26:07,094 This whole party, this whole shit, this all me, all right? 1620 01:26:07,845 --> 01:26:10,431 Okay, cool. So they could just take you. 1621 01:26:10,514 --> 01:26:12,891 Damn, man! God. 1622 01:26:12,975 --> 01:26:14,727 No! I don't wanna go to jail. 1623 01:26:14,810 --> 01:26:17,104 All right! All right... 1624 01:26:17,187 --> 01:26:20,274 Let me, let me give you a proposition, all right? 1625 01:26:21,400 --> 01:26:22,901 -Play me for it. -What? 1626 01:26:22,985 --> 01:26:24,528 Yeah. Yeah. 1627 01:26:24,611 --> 01:26:26,405 Yeah, yeah, let's hoop. All right? 1628 01:26:26,488 --> 01:26:28,115 And then I can finish what I started. 1629 01:26:28,198 --> 01:26:30,784 I'm gonna get this whole place cleaned up and then we can put this behind us. 1630 01:26:30,868 --> 01:26:33,912 All right, if I win, those are my terms. 1631 01:26:33,996 --> 01:26:37,082 First to 11, win by two. 1632 01:26:39,585 --> 01:26:41,587 Man, this guy funny. 1633 01:26:41,670 --> 01:26:43,088 No fucking way. 1634 01:26:43,505 --> 01:26:44,673 Let him play. 1635 01:26:47,009 --> 01:26:50,095 I mean, I think-- Let him play, right? 1636 01:26:51,638 --> 01:26:53,223 Let him play. 1637 01:26:53,307 --> 01:26:57,811 Let him play. Let him play. Let him play. 1638 01:26:57,894 --> 01:27:04,443 Let him play! Let him play! 1639 01:27:04,526 --> 01:27:06,945 Let him play. Let him play. 1640 01:27:07,029 --> 01:27:08,572 -Fine. -All right. 1641 01:27:08,655 --> 01:27:10,866 -Let's fucking go. -Let's do this. Yeah. 1642 01:27:10,949 --> 01:27:13,285 Whoo! 1643 01:27:28,383 --> 01:27:29,843 So you really gonna play in my suit, dawg? 1644 01:27:29,926 --> 01:27:31,386 What? 1645 01:27:31,470 --> 01:27:35,140 Man. Why is he talking to me like he know me, bro? 1646 01:27:37,434 --> 01:27:39,144 I'm different. 1647 01:27:39,227 --> 01:27:41,313 I'm different, bro. 1648 01:27:42,397 --> 01:27:45,692 Okay. All right, so we bought some time. What's the actual plan here? 1649 01:27:45,775 --> 01:27:47,986 -To win, nigga. -What? 1650 01:27:48,069 --> 01:27:49,613 You know I could've went to the league, right? 1651 01:27:50,488 --> 01:27:51,489 Are you fucked up? 1652 01:27:54,451 --> 01:27:56,119 -He's really-- -Yeah, I'm a little fucked up. 1653 01:27:56,202 --> 01:27:57,954 Hey, that's when I play at my best, though. 1654 01:27:58,038 --> 01:28:00,415 All right, freedom on three. One, two, three-- 1655 01:28:00,498 --> 01:28:01,541 Freedom! 1656 01:28:01,624 --> 01:28:03,626 Let's go! 1657 01:28:03,710 --> 01:28:06,755 Shit, he's about to fucking-- Going to jail. 1658 01:28:06,838 --> 01:28:08,965 Ramos. Powder, please. 1659 01:28:10,925 --> 01:28:12,135 Appreciate it. 1660 01:28:18,391 --> 01:28:21,978 That's what it was. 1661 01:28:23,521 --> 01:28:25,815 -Let's shoot for ball. -All right? 1662 01:28:31,613 --> 01:28:32,614 It's regular, man. 1663 01:28:33,781 --> 01:28:36,576 Maybe this nigga actually can do this if he just take long range shots-- 1664 01:28:36,659 --> 01:28:38,036 No chance in hell. 1665 01:28:38,995 --> 01:28:39,913 No chance. 1666 01:28:39,996 --> 01:28:41,831 Go against the squad You ain't using your senses 1667 01:28:41,915 --> 01:28:44,667 I murder you on tape And let the news be the witness 1668 01:28:44,751 --> 01:28:46,502 Hurry up, man. 1669 01:28:46,586 --> 01:28:49,255 All right. All right. All right, man. Shit. 1670 01:28:49,339 --> 01:28:52,008 What is this? I don't get this 1671 01:28:52,091 --> 01:28:54,344 And neither does the general consensus 1672 01:28:55,720 --> 01:28:57,138 Shit. 1673 01:29:01,559 --> 01:29:03,144 -All right. -It's okay. 1674 01:29:03,227 --> 01:29:04,854 It's all right. That's just one point. 1675 01:29:06,147 --> 01:29:08,483 Allow you to address You bowing to the best 1676 01:29:09,484 --> 01:29:11,235 Bet you can't do this, nigga. 1677 01:29:11,319 --> 01:29:13,613 We making all this noise Before the albums even pressed 1678 01:29:16,783 --> 01:29:19,076 Foul, foul, foul. 1679 01:29:21,996 --> 01:29:23,748 -Come on, get up. -Let's go. Let's go. 1680 01:29:27,627 --> 01:29:29,420 Yo, A.D.! Yo, A.D., man! 1681 01:29:29,504 --> 01:29:30,671 A.D.! A.D.! Come on, bro. 1682 01:29:30,755 --> 01:29:33,049 Tag in, bro, I need some help. He's too powerful. 1683 01:29:33,132 --> 01:29:34,717 No, you got it, bro. 1684 01:29:35,468 --> 01:29:38,220 You won't even be the best basketball player on your prison team. 1685 01:29:38,304 --> 01:29:41,307 Lead a stampede of MCs Here on this coast 1686 01:29:41,390 --> 01:29:43,559 So lets shepherd the herd Professor with words 1687 01:29:43,643 --> 01:29:44,852 Stay fresh off some herb 1688 01:29:44,936 --> 01:29:46,395 No extra preserves 1689 01:29:46,479 --> 01:29:48,939 And if you mothafuckas Can't catch up then merge 1690 01:29:49,023 --> 01:29:50,733 King, none less is deserved 1691 01:29:50,816 --> 01:29:53,736 Games wide open 'Cause my game's like potion 1692 01:29:54,195 --> 01:29:57,031 - Shit. - Come on, bro, get up! 1693 01:29:59,367 --> 01:30:02,703 All right, LeBron, man. Come on. Show some mercy. 1694 01:30:02,787 --> 01:30:04,914 All right, you a family man. You got kids. 1695 01:30:04,997 --> 01:30:08,042 Just-- I don't know, just treat me like I'm one of your kids, all right? 1696 01:30:08,125 --> 01:30:09,752 Like, you can ground me or something, man. 1697 01:30:09,835 --> 01:30:11,754 But... don't make the shot. 1698 01:30:11,837 --> 01:30:13,130 - Don't take the shot. - Tsk! 1699 01:30:13,214 --> 01:30:15,090 Don't take the shot. Don't-- 1700 01:30:17,009 --> 01:30:18,385 Call the cops. 1701 01:30:24,517 --> 01:30:25,768 Man, I can't believe it. 1702 01:30:25,851 --> 01:30:29,063 I mean... he is the best player in the world, so... 1703 01:30:30,189 --> 01:30:33,025 No, I can't believe you taking the blame and going to jail, bro. 1704 01:30:33,108 --> 01:30:35,778 Come on, man. Don't worry about me, I'll be fine. 1705 01:30:38,072 --> 01:30:41,241 I guess I kind of resented you for trying to dip on me, or whatever. 1706 01:30:42,034 --> 01:30:44,495 But... I'm realer than that. 1707 01:30:45,913 --> 01:30:47,790 We'll get you out of there, man. 1708 01:30:47,873 --> 01:30:51,126 Can't have Destiny's godfather behind bars for long. 1709 01:30:51,752 --> 01:30:54,254 Hey, yo, this shit crazy, man. You all over Instagram. You've gone viral. 1710 01:30:54,338 --> 01:30:57,341 Man, it's on Diddy's page. You even trending on Christian Mingle. 1711 01:30:57,424 --> 01:30:59,426 I don't know how that shit happened. But it did, though. 1712 01:30:59,510 --> 01:31:01,178 Hey! When you gonna throw the next one? 1713 01:31:05,224 --> 01:31:08,101 Just make sure you get my goddaughter into school, all right? 1714 01:31:09,895 --> 01:31:13,816 Exclusive merch! Two for five! Say your pride! 1715 01:31:14,816 --> 01:31:17,069 Okay, two for ten. Come and spend! 1716 01:31:17,152 --> 01:31:18,946 You all "drunk" drunk. 1717 01:31:20,656 --> 01:31:25,118 I mean, it was probably the stupidest idea you've ever had. 1718 01:31:25,202 --> 01:31:28,080 But I'd be lying if I said it wasn't fun. 1719 01:31:29,581 --> 01:31:32,626 Yeah. Well, thank you for having my back, though. 1720 01:31:32,709 --> 01:31:34,252 -I got you. -Yeah? 1721 01:31:37,130 --> 01:31:38,131 My God. 1722 01:31:38,965 --> 01:31:40,676 It's so cute. 1723 01:31:41,301 --> 01:31:42,886 What the fuck is this? 1724 01:31:49,935 --> 01:31:51,353 My God. 1725 01:31:53,063 --> 01:31:54,648 I needed this, man. 1726 01:32:32,686 --> 01:32:34,104 Wow. 1727 01:32:57,961 --> 01:33:01,965 After Off the Grid Two, life changed for a whole lot of people. 1728 01:33:02,966 --> 01:33:06,844 Damon was sentenced to a year, but after LeBron read Cudi's poem, 1729 01:33:06,928 --> 01:33:09,180 he reached a plane above enlightenment, 1730 01:33:09,264 --> 01:33:12,225 and convinced the judge to release him early. 1731 01:33:12,308 --> 01:33:14,394 Mýa was right there to pick him up when he got out. 1732 01:33:14,477 --> 01:33:17,313 Don't know how he pulled that. 1733 01:33:18,189 --> 01:33:20,191 Angel 1734 01:33:23,361 --> 01:33:25,571 Those janky-ass promoters got arrested 1735 01:33:25,655 --> 01:33:28,408 for trying to sell LeBron's ring on OfferUp. 1736 01:33:28,491 --> 01:33:30,660 Hope somebody beat they ass. 1737 01:33:31,869 --> 01:33:36,082 Mika moved in with Peter, and his koala started liking her more than him. 1738 01:33:36,165 --> 01:33:38,835 She's thinking about bringing Marley back to Houston. 1739 01:33:38,918 --> 01:33:40,628 I guess the joke's on him now. 1740 01:33:42,338 --> 01:33:44,715 Venus and I took the leap and moved in together. 1741 01:33:44,799 --> 01:33:49,095 And after the party, she decided to focus on dancing full-time. 1742 01:33:49,178 --> 01:33:51,305 And Vic finally made it back to our timeline 1743 01:33:51,389 --> 01:33:54,267 and vowed to stick to Hennessy from now on. 1744 01:33:56,227 --> 01:33:58,020 As far as the money we made, 1745 01:33:58,104 --> 01:34:00,147 we ended up having to give it all back to LeBron 1746 01:34:00,231 --> 01:34:01,941 for fucking up his house. 1747 01:34:02,024 --> 01:34:04,944 That nigga's so rich he just donated it to charity. 1748 01:34:05,027 --> 01:34:06,320 -You did this? -Yeah, yeah. 1749 01:34:06,404 --> 01:34:09,240 Thanks to Damon, though, I ended up selling one of my beats 1750 01:34:09,323 --> 01:34:11,033 to Big Sean and Hit-Boy. 1751 01:34:11,117 --> 01:34:15,162 That made me enough money to send Destiny to preschool, high school and college. 1752 01:34:17,206 --> 01:34:20,251 I guess Venus was right. Dreams are worth chasing. 1753 01:34:23,254 --> 01:34:25,214 And as far as our new friend... 1754 01:34:35,850 --> 01:34:39,395 Yeah. I'm back, baby. 1755 01:34:50,364 --> 01:34:52,867 Looks like we about to throw a house... 1756 01:34:52,950 --> 01:34:53,784 Excuse me? 1757 01:34:54,869 --> 01:34:56,120 ...party. 1758 01:34:56,203 --> 01:34:57,496 What y'all think this is worth? 1759 01:34:58,122 --> 01:35:01,625 About 48,762 dollars and-- 1760 01:35:01,709 --> 01:35:04,003 You been watching Antiques Roadshow? 1761 01:35:09,091 --> 01:35:10,134 Did you fart? 1762 01:35:10,217 --> 01:35:12,136 No, that was-- that was-- Yeah, that was me. 1763 01:35:13,595 --> 01:35:14,596 Cut. 1764 01:35:15,973 --> 01:35:17,474 We've been locked in the house all year. 1765 01:35:17,558 --> 01:35:19,268 We're trying to get naked on a beach. 1766 01:35:19,351 --> 01:35:21,854 Smoke weed. Talk to a parakeet. 1767 01:35:22,855 --> 01:35:26,150 Maybe have his kids land on my erect penis, I don't know. 1768 01:35:26,233 --> 01:35:27,818 They might think it's a tree or something. 1769 01:35:27,901 --> 01:35:29,236 Got kids in here, nigga. 1770 01:35:29,319 --> 01:35:31,238 Yeah, I just wanted to chat him up and maybe get him 1771 01:35:31,321 --> 01:35:33,157 to sign something, if you know what I mean. 1772 01:35:33,240 --> 01:35:34,575 Hey, man, come on. 1773 01:35:34,658 --> 01:35:38,120 No, no, no, guys. It's a Laker jersey. 1774 01:35:38,203 --> 01:35:39,913 - Right. - That's my wire. 1775 01:35:39,997 --> 01:35:42,291 -Right, man. He the feds! -I'm the feds! 1776 01:35:42,374 --> 01:35:44,585 I posted two black squares on my Instagram, by the way. 1777 01:35:44,668 --> 01:35:47,629 Just to let you know how BLM I am. One for me, one for Marley. 1778 01:35:47,713 --> 01:35:49,673 Because we are... we're down. 1779 01:35:49,756 --> 01:35:51,967 I was gonna go to the protest. 1780 01:35:52,050 --> 01:35:53,802 - But...? - I didn't go. 1781 01:35:55,178 --> 01:35:59,099 I came up with this fire-ass movie idea, okay? 1782 01:35:59,182 --> 01:36:02,644 It's Five Heartbeats meets Demolition Man. Same director. 1783 01:36:02,728 --> 01:36:06,023 It's The Five Heartbeats meets Jurassic Park. 1784 01:36:06,106 --> 01:36:08,275 It's Roots backwards. 1785 01:36:08,358 --> 01:36:09,860 So instead of Roots, it's called Trees. 1786 01:36:10,193 --> 01:36:12,237 My hosting shit really starting to take off, too. 1787 01:36:12,946 --> 01:36:14,072 I got all my famous-- 1788 01:36:17,993 --> 01:36:20,746 Yeah, my hosting shit gonna go up, too. I got all my-- 1789 01:36:22,664 --> 01:36:25,167 Sorry, the water keep going in my nose. One more time. 1790 01:36:25,250 --> 01:36:27,836 You would've been a phenomenal baseball player, by the way. 1791 01:36:27,919 --> 01:36:30,213 That headband makes you look 20 years younger. 1792 01:36:30,297 --> 01:36:32,466 Someday, you'll be the governor of Ohio. 1793 01:36:32,549 --> 01:36:35,135 How many teams you think we can win championships with? 1794 01:36:35,218 --> 01:36:38,054 Drake finally asked for that feature, didn't he? 1795 01:36:38,138 --> 01:36:42,142 It's Taco Tuesday! You handsome devil, you. 1796 01:36:42,893 --> 01:36:44,102 You don't have to put those pants on. 1797 01:36:44,185 --> 01:36:45,145 I don't? 1798 01:36:45,562 --> 01:36:46,396 I don't? 1799 01:36:46,479 --> 01:36:47,898 Now you got your balls on the camera for no reason. 1800 01:36:47,981 --> 01:36:50,191 Balls on camera. Shit. 1801 01:36:50,275 --> 01:36:52,027 Nigga, I'm gonna cram this straw up your butt 1802 01:36:52,110 --> 01:36:55,071 and slurp your brains through your asshole! 1803 01:36:55,155 --> 01:36:58,241 I'm gonna braid your hair then I'm gonna scalp you, put it on my head 1804 01:36:58,325 --> 01:37:00,910 and I'm gonna play Shemar Moore in that Tyler Perry movie! 1805 01:37:00,994 --> 01:37:03,371 I'm gonna grab your earlobes and I'm gonna flip inside your scalp, 1806 01:37:03,455 --> 01:37:06,166 then put my hand up your ass, grab your earlobes, 1807 01:37:06,249 --> 01:37:08,710 pull it out your ass till you're inside out, nigga. 1808 01:37:08,793 --> 01:37:10,045 Looney Tunes! 1809 01:37:12,881 --> 01:37:15,508 Damn. Get your marasupal-ass away from me, man. 1810 01:37:15,592 --> 01:37:17,343 Marasup-- What is it, "marasupial?" 1811 01:37:17,427 --> 01:37:19,763 - "Marsupial." - Yeah. Get your marasup-- 1812 01:37:19,846 --> 01:37:22,432 Wait. I can't even pronounce that word. Say it again? 1813 01:37:22,515 --> 01:37:24,684 -"Mar-supial." -Marsupial, all right. 1814 01:37:24,767 --> 01:37:26,561 -Yeah, say the word again? -"Marsupial." 1815 01:37:26,644 --> 01:37:27,562 All right, marsupial. 1816 01:37:29,564 --> 01:37:33,193 The fuck is up with this mara-supial-- marsupial motherfucker, man? 1817 01:37:34,611 --> 01:37:36,529 Tsk! Fuck. 1818 01:37:40,074 --> 01:37:43,870 Your letter was just so touching and poetic. 1819 01:37:43,953 --> 01:37:45,830 I had to meet the person who wrote it. 1820 01:37:47,707 --> 01:37:50,376 Yo, cut, I'm blushing too much. Shit. 1821 01:37:50,460 --> 01:37:51,919 Please. 1822 01:37:52,003 --> 01:37:54,881 Hey, why is this nigga playin' beats at a party? 1823 01:37:58,509 --> 01:38:00,136 -You say-- -I forgot what I-- 1824 01:38:01,679 --> 01:38:04,599 Is my dawgs in this motherfucker? 1825 01:38:04,682 --> 01:38:06,642 Hell, yeah! 1826 01:38:06,726 --> 01:38:08,936 Everybody trying to add a little bit of bass in they voice, ain't they? 1827 01:38:09,020 --> 01:38:11,606 Yeah! 1828 01:38:11,689 --> 01:38:13,691 Hell, yeah! 1829 01:38:14,066 --> 01:38:15,735 Y'all niggas don't sound like that! 1830 01:38:15,818 --> 01:38:17,028 We got a big problem. 1831 01:38:17,111 --> 01:38:18,529 What now, bro? 1832 01:38:18,613 --> 01:38:20,031 Cosby's outside. 1833 01:38:27,955 --> 01:38:31,125 You a mess. You a mess. 1834 01:38:32,627 --> 01:38:33,878 Yo, shoot for ball. 1835 01:38:36,213 --> 01:38:37,173 Fuck. Yeah! 1836 01:38:37,256 --> 01:38:39,717 Run that shit back. 1837 01:38:46,891 --> 01:38:49,602 Motherfucking go in the fucking net, man. 1838 01:38:53,856 --> 01:38:55,441 It's regular, man. 1839 01:38:56,984 --> 01:39:01,197 All right, that's a wrap on LeBron James!