1 00:00:02,040 --> 00:00:05,280 This programme contains very strong language 2 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:08,280 Jock says that when it comes to women, you can't show any weakness 3 00:00:08,280 --> 00:00:10,720 and whatever the fuck you do, never, ever apologise. 4 00:00:10,720 --> 00:00:12,680 How many times do I have to say I'm sorry? 5 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:15,200 Ya don't have to say it at all, it would suit me better if ya just 6 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:17,840 fucked off and didn't speak to me ever again. It was an accident! 7 00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:20,000 Ya punched my father in the face?! 8 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:23,040 What if de next time ya "accidentally" punch me in de face? 9 00:00:23,040 --> 00:00:25,320 I couldn't punch ya in the face. Yer too tall. 10 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:27,360 Jock also says women usually mean 11 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:30,040 the exact opposite of what they say. Like... 12 00:00:30,040 --> 00:00:31,600 Would ya fuck off and leave me alone?! 13 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:34,000 Ya don't shift someone and pretend it meant nothin'. 14 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,440 I shift every fella dat way, whether I like 'em or not. 15 00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:37,640 But it felt so meanin'ful. 16 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:38,680 Dat's just how I do it. 17 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:41,280 I can't help it if fellas, like you, act mental after it. 18 00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:49,080 I think I've a plan. 19 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:50,880 Remember de last time ya had a plan? 20 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:56,280 No-one lives here, it's perfect for storin' shit until we sell it. 21 00:00:56,280 --> 00:00:57,640 Ah, yer a genius, boy! 22 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:58,680 DOG BARKS 23 00:00:58,680 --> 00:01:00,800 Get out ma gaff, ya little fuckin' pricks! 24 00:01:05,960 --> 00:01:08,120 I'm pretty sure dis plan will work. 25 00:01:08,120 --> 00:01:10,600 Let's just talk it true, what is it? 26 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:12,800 Nah, if we talk it true we might decide 27 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:15,240 it's a shit plan and not do it. 28 00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:18,200 Conor! Shit. 29 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:20,720 Ya both want us to fuck off and stop annoyin' you, right? 30 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:22,440 Yes. Finally, it's gettin' through. 31 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:24,360 No problem. What de fuck? 32 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:25,400 On one condition... 33 00:01:26,960 --> 00:01:29,240 We get one day to try and change yer mind. 34 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:31,680 One whole day without ya running away from us. 35 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:32,800 The four of us together. 36 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:34,080 Fuck dat. Tink about it. 37 00:01:34,080 --> 00:01:36,560 It's only one day dat ya have to tolerate us, 38 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:40,360 or else we'll annoy de livin' shit out of ya for the rest of de year. 39 00:01:44,360 --> 00:01:45,400 Give us a second. 40 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:48,840 Dis is a brutal idea. 41 00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:50,480 One day isn't enough to break dem. 42 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:53,000 Come on, yer de one dat's good at maths, work it out. 43 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:54,080 We get a whole day. 44 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:56,600 If we add up all de five minutes dat we're getting at the moment 45 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:58,680 dat's like a year's worth of time all compressed. 46 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:06,280 Oh, I didn't tink about it like that actually. 47 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:09,080 When? 48 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:11,320 Tomorrow. We'll take a doss day. 49 00:02:11,320 --> 00:02:13,240 Haven't you used up all your sick days? 50 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:15,600 One more and ya might have to repeat de Junior Cert. 51 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:18,840 Fuck de Junior Cert, yer more important. 52 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:19,880 SHE MOUTHS 53 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:21,240 What about yer da? 54 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:27,800 We'll get 'round him. 55 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:30,560 After tomorrow, ya can't talk to us, ya can't even look at us. 56 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:31,800 As ya wish, my love. 57 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:33,160 And stop with dat love shit. 58 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:34,240 As ya wish. 59 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:35,920 9am - at de back school gates? 60 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:47,960 If I'm ever a parent, der'll be none of dis negativity all de time... 61 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:51,000 Whatever my kid wants to do, I'm goin' to be supportive. 62 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,840 Not a chance in hell are you gettin' dat tattooed across yer back. 63 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,840 Just cos ya don't like LCD Sound System. 64 00:02:58,440 --> 00:02:59,840 What's with de third plate? 65 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:02,920 Anthony is joinin' us for dinner. 66 00:03:02,920 --> 00:03:04,960 Anthony? Yes, Anthony. 67 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:11,320 Tony? Tony? Sergeant Tony Healy. 68 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:13,960 Healy?! Yes, Healy! 69 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:16,240 Are you and him...? 70 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:17,920 Jesus, no... 71 00:03:17,920 --> 00:03:19,160 We're just...friends. 72 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:22,720 Yer friends with a Garda? 73 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:24,560 Do ya know how fucked up dat is? 74 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:26,840 DOORBELL RINGS 75 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:26,840 Shut up, he'll hear ya. 76 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:27,880 Go on, let him in. 77 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:46,240 Hiya. Hiya. 78 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:48,200 What do you tink of dat? 79 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:50,440 He wants to tattoo it across his entire back. 80 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:54,440 It's spelled wrong. 81 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:55,480 LCD? 82 00:03:57,080 --> 00:03:59,160 Can we not discuss dis while we have a guest?! 83 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:01,480 Sure, der's nothin' to discuss, I'm gettin' it done. 84 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:02,920 I bet dis was Jock's idea. 85 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:04,000 It's actually my idea. 86 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,440 But he's gettin' de same one. 87 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:08,040 Ye two are a pair of fuckin' idiots, do you know that? 88 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:12,400 Get back in here for yer dinner! 89 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:14,160 Fuck you! Fuck you, too! 90 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:17,840 More for us. 91 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:22,480 It's just one doss day. All the other kids take doss days. 92 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:24,960 But they're not supposed to and all the other kids' parents, 93 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:26,520 they're not principal of the school. 94 00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:28,200 Dat wasn't our fuckin' choice now was it. 95 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:30,360 Say that again? Did I miss a family meeting? 96 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:32,800 Since when was it OK to swear at your parents? 97 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:37,720 I wonder where she gets that from. Fuck off. 98 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:38,800 SHE SNIFFS 99 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:45,720 What now? 100 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:46,800 Nothin'. 101 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:50,120 You're getting tears all over yer chips. 102 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:54,040 Ya have no idea how hard it is bein' 103 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:56,000 in that school with you as principal. 104 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,560 We get picked on every day. 105 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:03,560 It's just one doss day, so we can act like normal kids. 106 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:06,880 At least we're tellin' ya about it and not doin' it behind yer back. 107 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:12,640 SHE MOUTHS 108 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:19,280 Dat was one of yer better ones. 109 00:05:19,280 --> 00:05:20,320 Tanks. 110 00:05:30,560 --> 00:05:32,200 I always know when Jock has somethin' 111 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:35,600 serious on his mind cos he does the same ting over and over. 112 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:44,080 What's wrong wit ya? 113 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:45,200 Tinkin' 'bout me mam. 114 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:48,200 She died two years ago today. 115 00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:49,320 I forgot all about it. 116 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:51,840 Sorry bhoy. 117 00:05:51,840 --> 00:05:53,600 Tanks. 118 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:57,720 Jock's mam was like two parents rolled into one. She had to be. 119 00:05:57,720 --> 00:05:59,640 Cos his da is only good at one thing... 120 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:11,240 Ya can't be thinkin' about yer dead mam when de girls get here. 121 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:12,520 Ya gotta be happy and smiley. 122 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:17,160 Back a little. 123 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:31,120 Bikes? Do we look like we're dressed for bikes?! 124 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:34,520 What are ya doing wearin' that? 125 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:35,920 Ya said we'd be doin' nice tings. 126 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:38,200 And dese are our nice clothes, for doin' nice tings. 127 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:41,160 Look, I like dat slutty stuff, it's just it's 9am in de mornin'... 128 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:42,960 Where did ya tink we were goin'? 129 00:06:44,880 --> 00:06:46,520 Dis is not a good start to the day. 130 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:54,480 I can't help but help feel a little bit proud that Principal Walsh has me mam on speed dial. 131 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:56,040 What do ya mean he's not in school? 132 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:57,840 You mean he's not there? 133 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:01,360 Eh... Yes, he is... He's not well. 134 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:04,520 He's reached the maximum amount of sick days allowed in any one year. 135 00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:08,520 Yeah, we're all very worried, hopefully he'll pull through. 136 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:11,600 The school rules clearly state he'll... Tanks. Bye. 137 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:14,320 ..that he'll have to resit the Junior Cert... 138 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:16,400 Hello? Hello, Ms MacSweeney? 139 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:25,120 They are only the days I got caught. The real number's 42. 140 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:38,120 Pick up, ya little bollocks! 141 00:07:38,120 --> 00:07:40,560 Sorry? Not you. Hang on. 142 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:44,160 It's Mam. Tink she knows I'm gonna doss before I do. 143 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:47,760 It's Conor. You know what to do. Do it fuckin' now. 144 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:49,240 Call me back, ya little prick. 145 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:51,280 Come on, will ye? Hurry up! 146 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:57,120 Come on! This is the start of a beautiful adventure. 147 00:07:59,760 --> 00:08:01,920 I bet he's gone with Jock to get dat retarded tattoo 148 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:03,520 plastered across his back. 149 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:05,920 Do ya know how much dat'll cost to get removed? 150 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:09,000 Um... It was 200 to remove my ex's name from my backside 151 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:10,240 and it was only dat size. 152 00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:14,200 Do you have a picture of Conor? 153 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:15,280 What for? 154 00:08:15,280 --> 00:08:19,880 He's a minor, he has to be over 18 by law to get a tattoo. 155 00:08:19,880 --> 00:08:22,680 I'll let all the parlours know they'll have me to answer to 156 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:25,120 if they even put one fucking dot of ink on his back. 157 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,040 You'd do dat? 158 00:08:33,040 --> 00:08:35,480 I'm a member of the Garda Siochana. It's my duty. 159 00:08:38,280 --> 00:08:40,080 Thanks. 160 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:48,880 Some dickheads are after stealin' our bikes. 161 00:08:48,880 --> 00:08:52,520 Well, that's what happens when you leave them unattended in yer garage. 162 00:08:58,080 --> 00:08:59,280 See these lads? No. 163 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:09,920 Me chain's after comin' off. 164 00:09:15,920 --> 00:09:17,280 Were ya back peddlin' again? 165 00:09:17,280 --> 00:09:19,600 Wat if I was? It just means we'll have to keep stoppin' 166 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:21,880 to put de chain back on which is a bit of a waste of time 167 00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:23,440 when we could be doin' more fun stuff. 168 00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:24,840 Wat's wrong with ya? 169 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:27,920 I got this bike tinkin' it would be good cos it had suspension, 170 00:09:27,920 --> 00:09:29,560 but it still hurts me arse, like. 171 00:09:29,560 --> 00:09:33,000 I checked it last night. It's like a bruise in the shape of the saddle. 172 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:37,120 How de ye check it? 173 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:39,840 How everyone checks it. 174 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:44,960 Go to the doctor? No. I'm not havin' a doctor look at my arsehole. 175 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:47,240 I put the mirror on the floor and just looked down, like. 176 00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:50,360 So you saw yer arse crack and yer arsehole and everything there? 177 00:09:50,360 --> 00:09:52,520 Don't tell me you never look! 178 00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:54,200 Dat's disgustin'! 179 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:57,360 I'm just sayin', even a child knows not to backpedal on a gear bike. 180 00:09:57,360 --> 00:09:58,760 Did I ask to cycle a fuckin' bike? 181 00:09:58,760 --> 00:10:01,360 If I had known we were cyclin' bikes I wouldn't have worn heels. 182 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:04,280 And if I don't backpedal my fuckin' heels fall off, all right?! 183 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:05,600 No need to fuckin' shout. 184 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:06,640 Do ya want a kick? 185 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:11,360 Fuck! 186 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:14,000 Conor! 187 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,280 Your mam's looking for you! 188 00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:17,400 If he sees these bikes we're fucked. Cycle, quick! 189 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:18,720 Wat's wrong with de bikes? 190 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:21,760 We borrowed dem. From who? Not sure, dat's de problem. 191 00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:23,240 We're cyclin' stolen bikes?! 192 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:25,200 I know, excitin', isn't it? Come on! 193 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:26,880 Come on, pedal, pedal, pedal! 194 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:28,720 I can't get me feet in the fuckin' hoops. 195 00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:31,360 Ya don't need to, just fuckin' pedal, will ya! 196 00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:32,400 Fuck's sake! 197 00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:46,520 All women need to see is a bit of skin to get dem in the mood. 198 00:10:52,640 --> 00:10:55,280 It's a bikini. I know. I'm not wearing it. 199 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:56,360 Why not? 200 00:10:56,360 --> 00:10:58,040 Cos dere's perverts around. 201 00:10:58,040 --> 00:10:59,080 Where? 202 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,160 I'm talkin' about the pair of ye, idiot! 203 00:11:05,680 --> 00:11:06,800 Come on, get changed? 204 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:07,920 Not a fuckin' chance. 205 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:10,080 What was the point in comin' here, then? 206 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:11,120 Good question. 207 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:21,200 How do ya tink things are goin' wit dem? 208 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:24,120 All right. Dey're still talkin' to us which is the main thing. 209 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:27,600 Shit, der lookin', der lookin'. 210 00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:34,840 Makes yer dick look bigger, warm it up. 211 00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:42,480 BOTH: What are ye doin, bhoy?! Wat de fuck! 212 00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:43,960 Why did ye do that? 213 00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:46,720 I was warmin' up mine. Same. 214 00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:50,520 THEY LAUGH 215 00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:50,520 Oh, my God! 216 00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:56,160 De ye want to never talk about that again? Yeah. 217 00:11:57,280 --> 00:11:59,880 It's just cos the height, I got confused. Me too. 218 00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:06,840 Jock says I sound like a little girl when I jump off tings. But dat's total bullshit. 219 00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:08,120 CONOR SCREAMS LIKE A GIRL 220 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:42,200 What's he doin'? 221 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:43,640 Swimmin'. 222 00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:47,160 Dat doesn't look like swimmin', it looks like he's drownin', slowly. 223 00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:52,600 He's still learnin'. 224 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:55,240 Is he all right? Should we throw him a life ring? 225 00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:56,720 This is so embarrassing! 226 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:58,320 We'll give him another minute. 227 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:09,680 You all right, kid? 228 00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:12,120 Go 'way, don't talk to me! 229 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:13,160 Wat? 230 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,400 Stand over dere until those people are gone. 231 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:26,160 I brought a picnic. 232 00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:55,720 And just as we're making great progress with the girls... 233 00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:56,760 Who did that? 234 00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:59,600 We did. 235 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:00,960 Dat's really ungrateful. 236 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:02,040 Dey were rotten. 237 00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:04,240 We've been doin' nothin' but nice tings for you all day 238 00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:05,960 'n' all yer doin' is flingin' it back at us. 239 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:07,520 You haven't done wan nice ting for us, 240 00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:10,200 you've just bin draggin' us along to whatever you wanted to do. 241 00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:11,880 Yer showin' yer true colours. 242 00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:13,120 Wat colours are dem? 243 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:14,760 Selfish, bitchy colours. 244 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,920 Fuck dis, I've had enough. 245 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:23,640 His mam's dead two years today. 246 00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:48,080 Come on, let's go to de graveyard. 247 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:51,440 No, yer supposed to be havin' fun. 248 00:14:52,920 --> 00:14:54,560 Anything'll be more fun dan dis. 249 00:14:58,240 --> 00:15:01,440 I would have had the sandwich, just don't like cheese. 250 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:04,040 I can take the cheese out and leave you with chicken. 251 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:06,360 I like chicken. 252 00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:09,520 Same. 253 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,440 Thanks. It's all right. 254 00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:33,360 Goin' to visit someone at their grave is such a strange ting to do. 255 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:34,640 It's kinda like visitin' 256 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:37,160 someone at der house when you known they're not in. 257 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:41,760 I guess we all just need somewhere to go when the person we've lost 258 00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:44,040 is on our mind, rather than then visiting them 259 00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:45,880 in our memories over and over again. 260 00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:55,800 Wat? 261 00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:59,640 Me da. 262 00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:02,560 It's bin a shit enough day without bumpin' into dat prick. 263 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:16,680 Come on. 264 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:31,000 What was she like? 265 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,040 A bit of a joker. 266 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:35,000 She thought she was hilarious. 267 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,520 But she wasn't. 268 00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:39,680 Like when we went to order a Chinese takeaway 269 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:43,080 and she'd put on a Chinese accent and say... 270 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:46,000 "That's the 'wong' order, I ordered the 'Young Dumb Fuck'." 271 00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:48,880 Or Indian... 272 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:51,800 "Last time I ate here I spent the whole night vin-the-loo." 273 00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:55,360 She was lovely, though. 274 00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:57,280 The best. 275 00:16:57,280 --> 00:17:01,120 She's so young. How did she die? 276 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,160 She drowned. 277 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:06,680 Her car was parked by the slipway in Passage. 278 00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:07,920 Dey never found de body. 279 00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:10,680 So, she's not here? 280 00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:11,720 She is here. 281 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:14,640 So she's buried here? 282 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:17,040 No. But she's here. 283 00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:19,440 I'm confused, how can she be both. 284 00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:21,720 Is she here or not? 285 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:24,440 Yes, but no. 286 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:38,000 # Through the storm we reached the shore 287 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:41,480 # You give it all but I want more... # 288 00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:42,600 Her favourite song. 289 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:48,880 # And I'm waiting for you 290 00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:51,360 # With or without you 291 00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:57,320 # With or without you, ah-ha 292 00:17:57,320 --> 00:18:01,760 # I can't live 293 00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:06,000 # With or without you 294 00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:10,440 # And you give yourself away Oooh-hooo 295 00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:14,920 # And you give yourself away... 296 00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:19,320 # And you give And you give 297 00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:22,880 # And you give yourself away 298 00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:29,320 # With or without you With or without you 299 00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:31,080 # Ah-ha 300 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:34,360 # I can't live 301 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:40,480 # With or without you 302 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:44,120 # Oh, oh, oh ooohhhhhh 303 00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:47,920 # Oh, oh, oh ooohhhhhh 304 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:52,640 # Oh, oh, oh ooohhhhhh 305 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:55,720 # Oohh-oohh 306 00:18:55,720 --> 00:19:02,560 # With or without you 307 00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:04,080 # Youuuu. # 308 00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:14,480 See ya later, Mam. 309 00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:27,840 There's nothin' worse than going to the trouble of stealin' a load 310 00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:30,880 of bikes only to have some thievin' bastards robbin' dem from you. 311 00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:32,680 Fuck! 312 00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:34,920 Get back here, ya thievin' little pricks. 313 00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:36,000 Fuck off! 314 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,960 At least give us a crosser back into town! 315 00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:39,480 Go away and kiss me mam's hole! 316 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,440 Do you have you got any money for the bus? 317 00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:14,080 Sayin' sorry is one of dem tings that must get harder as you get older. 318 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:18,600 Like, it's not often you hear a 50-year-old say sorry to a two-year-old. 319 00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:21,880 But when older people do say sorry, they usually mean it. 320 00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:37,160 Are dey our bikes? 321 00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:43,120 Hey! 322 00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:47,040 Fuck off, bhoy! 323 00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:49,120 Stay where you are, you're under arrest! 324 00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:58,560 Stop fuckin' movin'! Stop fuckin' movin'! 325 00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:00,800 Serves ya right, ya thievin' little pricks! 326 00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:13,080 Fuckin' stupid cunt! Yer a snarky little prick. 327 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:14,680 Fuckin'... 328 00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:24,120 Dat could have bin us. 329 00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:27,400 Could have bin, would have bin, should have bin, but... 330 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:28,880 ..it wasn't. 331 00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:31,120 Conor, how many times has stuff nearly happened to us, 332 00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:33,080 but den didn't happen in the end? Millions. 333 00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:36,080 Something nearly happen to us nearly every single day, and den doesn't. 334 00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:38,760 If everythin' dat nearly happened to us, actually happened... 335 00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:40,160 We'd have way too much stuff to do. 336 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:43,800 Fuck it anyway! 337 00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:54,560 Wat's wrong wit ya? 338 00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:58,440 Dis was supposed to be a day you'll remember for de 339 00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:01,360 rest of yer lives, and cos ya spent it with us you'd remember 340 00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:05,480 us for de rest of yer lives, instead we spent it cryin' at de graveyard. 341 00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:10,600 Not every day turns out the way you expect, but it wasn't a bad day. 342 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,480 DISTANT CHEERING AND SHOUTING AND WHISTLES BLOWING 343 00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:19,400 What's dat noise? 344 00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:24,560 Sounds like a football match or something. 345 00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:28,240 Come on, let's see who can gob off the bridge de furthest. 346 00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:30,080 THEY HOCK UP SALIVA INTO THEIR MOUTHS 347 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:37,080 Ready. Yep. 348 00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:39,600 One... 349 00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:42,240 ..two... 350 00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:43,600 ..tree... 351 00:22:51,360 --> 00:22:53,120 Is dis actually happenin'?! Fuck! 352 00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:56,560 Holy fuckin' shit! 353 00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:58,640 Sorry for spittin' on you, whale family. 354 00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:08,080 REPORTER: It's high tide here and the family of orcas have decided to 355 00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:11,320 make a trip right into the heart of Cork city. 356 00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:14,040 Crowds of spectators have gathered around to catch 357 00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:16,640 a glimpse of these giant fish. 358 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:22,560 I'm here with some of the locals who witnessed the spectacular events 359 00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:24,760 of today. Can you tell me a bit about what you saw? 360 00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:28,280 Der BLEEPING flippers came flying out of de BLEEPING water. 361 00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:29,360 No, der BLEEPING tails! 362 00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:31,880 No, de BLEEPING ting at de end, whatever dey BLEEPING call it. 363 00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:33,560 I've never seen a BLEEPING whale before. 364 00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:34,640 It was BLEEPING amazing! 365 00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:40,640 Big BLEEPING, BLEEP, BLEEP, BLEEP! 366 00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:41,840 BLEEPING hell! 367 00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:46,520 Well, I think that says it all. Back to you in the studio. 368 00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:05,200 I suppose I'll see you later? 369 00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:07,600 Yeah, I'll see you later. 370 00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:13,200 Remember the deal - no talkin' to me after today. 371 00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:16,280 Yeah. OK. 372 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:25,320 You just said... Shh! 373 00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:28,200 No talkin'. 374 00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:31,120 As you wish. 375 00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:49,440 Dis was me first time spendin' a whole day with a woman other 376 00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:52,640 that me mam... Feelin' pretty confident. 377 00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:54,880 So I... Sorry. 378 00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:58,800 Don't know why I shouted that. 379 00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:00,400 So I was just going to say... 380 00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:04,240 You know cos... 381 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:07,880 Because they're goin' to be hangin' out together loads now and stuff, 382 00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:10,520 I was just worried that you were going to be, um... 383 00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:15,680 ..kind of just really lonely and sad all the time. 384 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:20,000 Because you don't have another friend now, I was thinkin' that I could maybe... 385 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:26,320 Kind of like swoop in like a... Like an eagle and, and, er... 386 00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:29,280 And chat to you so you're not lonely in school and stuff. 387 00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:31,760 Only if you want to, like? 388 00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:34,120 I'm not bothered if you're not. But, please... 389 00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:38,520 Der's 500 other pupils in de school. 390 00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:40,280 Why would I want to hang out wit you? 391 00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:48,320 Yeah. Of course, yeah, stupid. 392 00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:51,400 All right, then. 393 00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:54,360 Yeah. I'm just fuckin' with ya. 394 00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:03,040 You... Ah, ha-ha! Great! 395 00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:14,200 Talk to you tomorrow? Yeah. 396 00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:16,200 See you tomorrow. See you later. Ha-ha! 397 00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:41,760 Now we're quits. 398 00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:55,200 I wonder wat dey're doin' so close to land. 399 00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:57,080 Dey were just talkin' about it dere... 400 00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:59,680 Apparently de mother's not feeling well, and dey come to shore 401 00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:02,000 when it's time to pass away. 402 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,040 She's gonna die? 403 00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:07,920 ORCHESTRAL VERSION OF WITH OR WITHOUT YOU PLAYS 404 00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:23,560 Your mam's been looking for you all day. 405 00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:27,360 Come on, let's get you home. 406 00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:37,920 CONOR: I tink dere's somethin' inside everyone that connects them 407 00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:41,000 to their mam, in a way dat yer not connected to anyone else... 408 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,160 Did you get yer tattoo? 409 00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:03,760 Fuck's sake. 410 00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:07,480 Even if dey wreck yer head most of the time. 411 00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:10,040 Go on, son, let me see it. 412 00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:16,080 It's only when ya picture yer mam gone dat ya realise how much 413 00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:17,360 ya like dem bein' around. 414 00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:25,480 Jock got de same one. 415 00:28:28,120 --> 00:28:29,160 It's beautiful. 416 00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:31,840 ORCHESTRAL VERSION OF WITH OR WITHOUT YOU CONTINUES