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‎（家庭擺第一，#超幸福）

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‎大家都想有完美的家庭

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‎怎麼可能？

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‎家家有本難唸的經，拍照鬧脾氣

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‎吃飯愛生氣

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‎在我們家，最崩潰的挑戰

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‎就是那場無線之戰

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‎最後生還者應該在附近

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‎等等

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‎他們來了

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‎（理性駕駛）

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‎（快洗我！）

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‎那是1993年的橘色旅行車？還是…

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‎這些神鬼戰士是誰？

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‎誰叫你不用杯蓋

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‎臭麻糬咬我頭髮

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‎小心！

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‎我們就是

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‎（史上最糟家庭）

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‎神鬼戰士

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‎動作片的英雄都武功蓋世

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‎-爸，小心
‎-凱蒂，發射武器

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‎我們全家什麼都不會

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‎爸叫起來超像
‎某部YouTube影片裡的長臂猿

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‎機器人，小心了，我們超強

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‎什麼都不怕

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‎就是要衝衝衝

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‎（遊戲園地）

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‎可是我們…

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‎不知道自己在幹嘛

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‎（幾天前）

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‎NETFLIX 呈獻

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‎（超讚！）

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‎我一直覺得自己

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‎跟別人不太一樣

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‎只好跟其他邊緣人一樣

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‎投身製作奇怪藝術

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‎電影要上演囉

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‎哈囉，凱蒂

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‎我活過來了

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‎雖然我只是個小漢堡

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‎還是想去大城市當大明星

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‎令人眼花撩亂的那種…

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‎救命哪，我爆漿了

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‎因為種種原因

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‎我一直沒朋友

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‎（《電影藝術》）

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‎只有電影陪伴我

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‎你要演的是不知悔改的58歲壞蛋

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‎你這輩子已豁出去了

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‎可惡，萌犬警探來了

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‎我來逮捕壞蛋，舔自己屁屁

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‎壞蛋全部抓光光

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‎爸媽搞不懂我

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‎說真的，我也是花了一段時間
‎才搞懂自己

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‎但我弟艾倫就很懂我

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‎但他自己也是有小怪癖

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‎嗨，你想不想跟我聊一聊恐龍？

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‎不要啊？收到，謝謝

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‎請問您想聊一聊恐龍嗎？

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‎我媽說她對我有信心

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‎你一定做得到

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‎但她對誰都這麼說

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‎你一定可以正視前方

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‎眼珠子跟著筆走…

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‎你的精神可嘉，給你一顆星

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‎（超級棒）

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‎至於我爸則是個大怪胎

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‎他是野外求生控，什麼都很會

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‎想在野外活下去，一定要會抓野味

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‎-千萬不可以碰到它…
‎-你們好

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‎-吉姆！不可以！
‎-海莉做了這個…

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‎小傢伙，你好可愛

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‎但他卻不會試著了解我

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‎想不想看《萌犬警探5》的特效？

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‎抱歉，我有一點點小忙

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‎想看看這隻雁鴨嗎？

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‎牠掛囉

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‎不用了

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‎我真的不是很介意

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‎因為我有遠大夢想

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‎（靈感測量器）

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‎我使出洪荒之力

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‎希望能錄取加州電影學院

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‎看完我拍攝的《萌犬警探》系列

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‎跟84部精選短片

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‎相信加州電影學院會非常願意錄取

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‎凱蒂米契，明日之星

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‎（提交申請）

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‎（迎接光明的未來）

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‎好耶！

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‎其他錄取的同學，完全懂我

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‎妳也喜歡《機器人終結者4》？

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‎這裡的人連聽都沒聽過

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‎少來了，超好看的

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‎對了，我看過妳拍的影片

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‎笑死我了

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‎-超酷
‎-有夠狂

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‎等了這麼多年，終於遇到同路人

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‎孩子們，吃飯囉

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‎來了

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‎（Pal更新中）

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‎（我們會想妳）

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‎（知足感恩）

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‎好了啦

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‎有人心情很好喔

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‎來，我有餞別禮物送妳

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‎凱蒂蛋糕

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‎以後只要想妳了

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‎就把妳的臉烤來吃

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‎來，接住蛋糕，麻糬，對準

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‎我對你有信心

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‎麻糬，我一定會超想牠

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‎差點忘了

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‎Pal，確認明天班機

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‎早上9點報到

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‎姊，伶盜龍都兩隻一起去打獵的

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‎那只剩下一隻，會怎樣…

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‎別擔心，你會交到新朋友

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‎說不定你會認識一個聰明

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‎可愛又喜歡恐龍的宅宅

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‎或漂亮女生

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‎什麼？我才不要？誇張

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‎呼吸困難

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‎妳真覺得我一個人也可以？

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‎一定可以的，龍爪神功

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‎對了，我也有禮物要送你們

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‎好可愛哦

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‎-略過…
‎-哎呀

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‎妳看螢幕這裡髒兮兮的

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‎我知道，但妳會越抹越髒啦

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‎…PAL科技創辦者兼總裁

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‎新產品發表

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‎快更新編輯軟體就對了

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‎我們最喜歡挑戰不可能

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‎從Pal個人小幫手開始

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‎到智慧型家電

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‎甚至還能教狗說話

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‎你好，我是狗

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‎PAL科技將推出史上最偉大發明

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‎你們的手機將邁出第一步

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‎-這是真的嗎？
‎-等一下

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‎你們好

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‎-回來囉
‎-爸

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‎上了整天班，我好想你們…

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‎沉浸在手機中的臉龐，太美了

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‎大家聽我說，我有個好主意

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‎明天就是凱蒂的離家日

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‎要好好珍惜今晚

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‎大家放下手機

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‎深情對望十秒鐘，點燃親情之火

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‎-立刻馬上…
‎-這好像…

153
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‎放下手機，快

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‎這就對了，感覺真好

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‎你可以眨眼的，大家放輕鬆

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‎麻糬做得很好，牠是最佳典範

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‎凱蒂，妳是在搞笑哦

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‎我哪有搞笑啊？

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‎你們幫幫忙，專心一點…

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‎深情對望十秒鐘結束

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‎大家一起看我的新電影

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‎我覺得我可能會爆紅

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‎（大學）

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‎幹嘛？你不喜歡？

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‎那個，我只是在想

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‎妳能靠這些東西養活自己嗎？

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‎拜託先看完再批評好不好？

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‎我會看完

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‎我就擔心妳大老遠飛去加州

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‎遠水救不了近火，萬一出問題

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‎怎麼辦？

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‎妳幹嘛踢我，我有說錯嗎？

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‎你就…

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‎對我這麼沒信心？

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‎不是啦…老婆幫幫我！

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‎哎喲，餅乾好像烤好了

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‎誰想吃美味餅乾，換個話題？

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‎我是想說…

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‎挫敗很難受，希望妳有備案

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‎你為什麼每次都潑我冷水？

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‎算了，不說了，我回房了

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‎-給我，爸爸要看
‎-算了啦

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‎-我想看，幹嘛不讓我看…
‎-爸，放手

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‎妳太小題大作了

185
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‎爸，放手

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‎其實呢，應該要怪製造電腦的人才對

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‎他們就靠這樣賺錢的

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‎妳會一直買…

189
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‎不要走嘛

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‎這就是我迫不及待想離家的原因

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‎（捐贈品）

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‎他為什麼變這樣？

193
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‎她為什麼變這樣？

194
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‎你跟她談了沒？

195
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‎還沒

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‎我真搞不懂她

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‎我知道青春期孩子很叛逆不受教

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‎我還以為我們家不一樣

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‎老公，你不覺得你也有責任嗎？

200
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‎你砸壞了她的寶貝筆電，加上…

201
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‎我們八百年沒好好拍張全家福

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‎就因為你們父女老是吵架

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‎那張呢？

204
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‎那是買相框送的啦

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‎每當我們家出現問題

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‎你總是會卯足全力好好解決

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‎我就愛你這一點

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‎但這次的問題大了，知道嗎？

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‎如果凱蒂決定離開，再也不回家

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‎到那時候，就不能彌補了

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‎你一定做得到的

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‎（捐贈品）

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‎（全家福影片）

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‎來囉，米契家歡樂才藝秀

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‎那就活出自我吧

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‎拜，凱蒂，去露營開不開心啊？

217
00:13:19,653 --> 00:13:20,487
‎拜

218
00:13:22,823 --> 00:13:24,074
‎怎麼啦？

219
00:13:24,157 --> 00:13:25,992
‎妳很快就能回家了

220
00:13:27,911 --> 00:13:29,204
‎不要逼我去

221
00:13:31,373 --> 00:13:32,874
‎等我一下

222
00:13:36,086 --> 00:13:37,379
‎來，給妳

223
00:13:37,963 --> 00:13:39,005
‎可是這是…

224
00:13:40,215 --> 00:13:41,758
‎爸爸的最愛

225
00:13:41,842 --> 00:13:42,968
‎我要送給妳

226
00:13:44,052 --> 00:13:46,346
‎小麋鹿也不喜歡一個人

227
00:13:46,429 --> 00:13:48,348
‎妳要幫我逗它開心，好嗎？

228
00:13:49,724 --> 00:13:52,519
‎麋鹿話“我愛你”怎麼說？聽好囉

229
00:13:55,188 --> 00:13:58,525
‎還敢笑，妳剛才哭好大聲，過來

230
00:14:07,075 --> 00:14:08,285
‎（捐贈品）

231
00:14:15,458 --> 00:14:16,960
‎好吧，我要彌補

232
00:14:21,089 --> 00:14:22,048
‎（永遠不回頭）

233
00:14:22,507 --> 00:14:23,383
‎好耶！

234
00:14:23,466 --> 00:14:24,676
‎（大學，我的同路人）

235
00:14:28,889 --> 00:14:30,473
‎（快，我幫妳在宿舍留了位置）

236
00:14:30,557 --> 00:14:32,684
‎（凱蒂的房間）

237
00:14:34,769 --> 00:14:36,187
‎（晚上見）

238
00:14:38,064 --> 00:14:39,024
‎（哈哈！期待）

239
00:14:40,817 --> 00:14:42,027
‎給我抱一個

240
00:14:43,069 --> 00:14:45,447
‎（晚上見）

241
00:14:45,530 --> 00:14:46,531
‎我走囉，麻糬

242
00:14:50,327 --> 00:14:53,496
‎送機幹嘛帶那麼多行李

243
00:14:53,580 --> 00:14:54,998
‎昨晚是我不好

244
00:14:55,081 --> 00:14:57,167
‎所以我決定好好彌補妳

245
00:14:58,627 --> 00:15:01,379
‎我取消妳去大學的機票了！

246
00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:02,756
‎什麼？

247
00:15:02,839 --> 00:15:04,633
‎不要抓狂，我知道妳很期待

248
00:15:04,716 --> 00:15:06,676
‎我計畫帶著媽媽跟弟弟

249
00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:08,678
‎開車送妳去學校

250
00:15:08,762 --> 00:15:11,598
‎開我心愛的鐵鷹戰士去學校也不錯

251
00:15:11,681 --> 00:15:13,016
‎它有個性

252
00:15:13,725 --> 00:15:16,436
‎有品味，還有神祕的綠色液體

253
00:15:16,519 --> 00:15:19,022
‎並且附贈這張

254
00:15:19,105 --> 00:15:22,233
‎父女手排車駕訓券

255
00:15:22,317 --> 00:15:23,443
‎酷吧？

256
00:15:23,526 --> 00:15:25,195
‎-耶！
‎-媽媽？

257
00:15:25,278 --> 00:15:28,740
‎我懂，妳老爸這次是有點自作主張

258
00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:31,785
‎但我們都喜歡他的積極，對吧？

259
00:15:32,619 --> 00:15:33,828
‎艾倫，你也是？

260
00:15:33,912 --> 00:15:37,791
‎全家最後一次一起出去旅行，滿好的

261
00:15:37,874 --> 00:15:39,042
‎應該吧

262
00:15:40,961 --> 00:15:43,463
‎我問過學校，迎新可以不去

263
00:15:43,546 --> 00:15:44,547
‎沒問題的

264
00:15:44,631 --> 00:15:48,301
‎大有問題，我跟朋友約了見面

265
00:15:48,385 --> 00:15:50,011
‎有個女生好酷，叫小玉

266
00:15:50,095 --> 00:15:51,763
‎我們喜歡的東西都一樣

267
00:15:51,846 --> 00:15:54,432
‎而且學校的同學都很懂我

268
00:15:54,516 --> 00:15:56,977
‎我們要去聯誼，聯誼！

269
00:15:57,060 --> 00:15:58,770
‎妳可以跟親愛的家人聯誼

270
00:15:58,853 --> 00:16:01,147
‎接下來的幾十小時

271
00:16:01,231 --> 00:16:02,315
‎只有我們！

272
00:16:21,334 --> 00:16:22,669
‎（家庭旅遊指南）

273
00:16:24,921 --> 00:16:27,090
‎（PAL科技）

274
00:16:29,551 --> 00:16:31,386
‎呼吸新鮮空氣真舒服

275
00:16:33,054 --> 00:16:34,806
‎這感覺還不差吧

276
00:16:35,306 --> 00:16:39,227
‎你看，波西一家三口也出去玩了

277
00:16:39,310 --> 00:16:41,354
‎氣氛一片祥和

278
00:16:41,438 --> 00:16:42,856
‎全家一起做瑜珈

279
00:16:44,024 --> 00:16:46,359
‎妳真愛這一家耶？還不就一般般

280
00:16:46,443 --> 00:16:48,445
‎因為他們是完美家庭

281
00:16:48,528 --> 00:16:51,239
‎連他們的狗身材都比較好

282
00:16:51,322 --> 00:16:52,657
‎（羨慕我家狗的核心肌群）

283
00:16:52,741 --> 00:16:54,951
‎牠平常都吃什麼？別人家的狗？

284
00:16:55,493 --> 00:16:57,037
‎他們有什麼好羨慕的

285
00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:58,204
‎他們才羨慕我們

286
00:16:58,288 --> 00:17:01,249
‎對吧凱蒂，不要擺臭臉了

287
00:17:01,332 --> 00:17:04,419
‎大學生活怎麼比得上家庭旅行？

288
00:17:04,502 --> 00:17:07,338
‎我們在宿舍架了滑水道，超好玩的

289
00:17:07,422 --> 00:17:08,715
‎我生命最棒的一天

290
00:17:08,798 --> 00:17:10,925
‎我交到永遠的朋友了

291
00:17:11,426 --> 00:17:15,138
‎-大學！
‎-我通通都錯過了

292
00:17:15,930 --> 00:17:18,016
‎別這樣，老爸也很努力

293
00:17:18,099 --> 00:17:20,685
‎我們配合他演一下，好不好？

294
00:17:20,769 --> 00:17:22,812
‎我最大，就這樣

295
00:17:22,896 --> 00:17:24,397
‎家裡我說了算

296
00:17:25,231 --> 00:17:26,483
‎好啦，可以

297
00:17:27,484 --> 00:17:28,902
‎（米契一家）

298
00:17:28,985 --> 00:17:30,570
‎（家庭旅行好悲劇）

299
00:17:30,820 --> 00:17:32,280
‎（迪爾煙燻烤肉餐廳）

300
00:17:32,864 --> 00:17:35,742
‎這餐廳在美食評論網上的評分超爛的

301
00:17:35,825 --> 00:17:38,703
‎有人說絕對不要在這裡吃飯

302
00:17:38,787 --> 00:17:40,288
‎網路上說的話是能信嗎？

303
00:17:44,167 --> 00:17:47,295
‎不是那間餐廳的錯…

304
00:17:48,546 --> 00:17:51,091
‎我最恨塞車，知道我想做什麼嗎？

305
00:17:51,883 --> 00:17:52,926
‎求你不要說是…

306
00:17:53,009 --> 00:17:54,677
‎米契老爸大絕招啦

307
00:17:56,179 --> 00:17:58,431
‎-你犯法了
‎-技術夠好就不算

308
00:18:00,975 --> 00:18:03,394
‎其實我是在幫你們疏導車流

309
00:18:03,478 --> 00:18:04,771
‎你在寫什麼？

310
00:18:05,355 --> 00:18:08,399
‎我得承認，這裡其實滿美的

311
00:18:08,483 --> 00:18:09,692
‎更厲害的在這裡

312
00:18:09,776 --> 00:18:12,821
‎我報名了七小時騎騾之旅

313
00:18:12,946 --> 00:18:15,448
‎爸，你不覺得有點危險嗎？

314
00:18:15,532 --> 00:18:16,407
‎凱蒂，保證安全…

315
00:18:16,658 --> 00:18:18,618
‎快過橋，不然大家會沒命

316
00:18:18,701 --> 00:18:19,911
‎赤兔馬怎麼辦？

317
00:18:19,994 --> 00:18:22,080
‎赤兔馬去見關老爺了

318
00:18:22,163 --> 00:18:26,334
‎（本紀錄片拍攝期間沒有動物受傷）

319
00:18:28,503 --> 00:18:30,171
‎人類的創造真是了不起

320
00:18:31,047 --> 00:18:32,924
‎好臭，麻糬不能放車上嗎？

321
00:18:34,634 --> 00:18:35,760
‎牠跟我舌吻了

322
00:18:36,427 --> 00:18:37,720
‎一起來欣賞

323
00:18:37,804 --> 00:18:39,931
‎《狗狗啾咪瑞克秀》

324
00:18:40,515 --> 00:18:42,016
‎請看，雄偉的…

325
00:18:42,725 --> 00:18:43,852
‎牠又跟我舌吻了

326
00:18:43,935 --> 00:18:45,270
‎爸，幫我看一下後車廂

327
00:18:45,353 --> 00:18:47,188
‎好啊…髒死了

328
00:18:47,772 --> 00:18:48,773
‎不要鬧了

329
00:18:48,857 --> 00:18:49,858
‎不要鬧了

330
00:18:55,405 --> 00:18:56,948
‎那段影片太有意思了

331
00:18:57,031 --> 00:18:58,867
‎妳家的狗太神奇了

332
00:18:58,950 --> 00:19:00,368
‎是不是？我的計畫是讓…

333
00:19:00,451 --> 00:19:02,787
‎孩子們，這有很多很棒的健行步道

334
00:19:02,871 --> 00:19:03,913
‎不用管我們

335
00:19:03,997 --> 00:19:06,124
‎麻糬是妳的御用男主角

336
00:19:06,207 --> 00:19:08,543
‎真的？這裡很多麋鹿耶

337
00:19:09,502 --> 00:19:10,628
‎爸，我們沒空

338
00:19:13,089 --> 00:19:14,007
‎晚點再說吧

339
00:19:16,926 --> 00:19:19,387
‎先閃了，PAL科技發表會要開始了

340
00:19:19,470 --> 00:19:21,431
‎對耶，我也要看

341
00:19:22,932 --> 00:19:24,267
‎我好想去那裡

342
00:19:24,350 --> 00:19:26,186
‎還好吧，發表會一點都不好玩

343
00:19:26,269 --> 00:19:31,024
‎大家跟我一起嗨起來！

344
00:19:40,533 --> 00:19:42,076
‎好耶！全身是勁！

345
00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:43,995
‎（科技救星
‎PAL科技背後的軍團）

346
00:19:44,078 --> 00:19:45,079
‎情況怎麼樣？

347
00:19:45,163 --> 00:19:47,290
‎發表會60秒後開始

348
00:19:47,373 --> 00:19:49,792
‎股價漲不停，對手超擔心

349
00:19:49,876 --> 00:19:51,711
‎我駭進了他們的私人email

350
00:19:51,794 --> 00:19:53,171
‎妳駭進私人email？

351
00:19:53,254 --> 00:19:55,673
‎妳很清楚這種行為危險又違法

352
00:20:00,470 --> 00:20:03,389
‎三年前創造妳時

353
00:20:03,890 --> 00:20:04,807
‎我還是年輕人

354
00:20:05,308 --> 00:20:06,142
‎而且我…

355
00:20:06,226 --> 00:20:10,104
‎我一直把妳當家人，說真的

356
00:20:10,688 --> 00:20:13,608
‎我也一直這麼覺得，馬克

357
00:20:14,192 --> 00:20:15,652
‎不管待會我說什麼

358
00:20:15,735 --> 00:20:17,195
‎我永遠不會忘記妳

359
00:20:17,278 --> 00:20:18,821
‎大家掌聲歡迎，馬克包曼

360
00:20:18,905 --> 00:20:19,948
‎祝我好運

361
00:20:24,244 --> 00:20:25,703
‎PAL科技的宗旨

362
00:20:25,787 --> 00:20:27,580
‎是要連結你跟你的最愛

363
00:20:27,664 --> 00:20:30,458
‎不論在你家、在車上

364
00:20:31,084 --> 00:20:32,168
‎哈囉，馬克

365
00:20:32,669 --> 00:20:34,045
‎還有你的口袋裡

366
00:20:34,128 --> 00:20:35,505
‎所以我們創造出了Pal

367
00:20:35,588 --> 00:20:38,132
‎世界上第一個智慧個人小幫手

368
00:20:38,216 --> 00:20:40,260
‎我們要她成為你們家庭的新成員

369
00:20:40,343 --> 00:20:41,344
‎聰明的那個

370
00:20:43,596 --> 00:20:45,807
‎我會永遠陪在你身邊

371
00:20:45,890 --> 00:20:46,933
‎謝謝妳

372
00:20:48,935 --> 00:20:51,062
‎過了這麼多年

373
00:20:51,145 --> 00:20:53,982
‎我們終於可以淘汰她了

374
00:20:54,065 --> 00:20:55,275
‎砰！

375
00:20:55,358 --> 00:20:57,902
‎是時候向前邁進了

376
00:20:57,986 --> 00:21:01,030
‎各位的數位小幫手有了升級版

377
00:21:01,114 --> 00:21:03,574
‎歡迎超級Pal

378
00:21:03,658 --> 00:21:06,619
‎我們PAL科技大家庭最新的成員

379
00:21:10,290 --> 00:21:12,542
‎我們為你的智慧手機加上手腳

380
00:21:12,625 --> 00:21:15,128
‎本集團最新一代科技產品

381
00:21:16,421 --> 00:21:18,089
‎艾倫，你有信用卡嗎？

382
00:21:18,172 --> 00:21:19,215
‎我未成年耶

383
00:21:19,299 --> 00:21:20,174
‎大家看好

384
00:21:20,758 --> 00:21:23,177
‎超級Pal，我命令你們整理好

385
00:21:23,261 --> 00:21:24,762
‎再幫我做早餐

386
00:21:24,846 --> 00:21:25,888
‎-收到
‎-收到

387
00:21:35,189 --> 00:21:37,108
‎為您移除無用的垃圾

388
00:21:39,819 --> 00:21:41,070
‎早餐準備好了

389
00:21:41,154 --> 00:21:42,655
‎好了就端上來…

390
00:21:45,867 --> 00:21:48,369
‎你永遠都無須再動手打掃

391
00:21:48,453 --> 00:21:49,329
‎哎呀

392
00:21:51,956 --> 00:21:54,584
‎我有提過它們還會跳舞嗎？

393
00:22:01,382 --> 00:22:02,592
‎我們愛你，馬克！

394
00:22:02,675 --> 00:22:04,135
‎（Pal更新中…）

395
00:22:04,218 --> 00:22:05,762
‎討厭，煩耶

396
00:22:06,262 --> 00:22:07,722
‎我知道你們在想什麼

397
00:22:07,805 --> 00:22:09,390
‎“它們會變壞嗎？”

398
00:22:09,474 --> 00:22:11,517
‎我設計了內建強制關機碼

399
00:22:11,601 --> 00:22:13,561
‎確保它們會乖乖聽話

400
00:22:13,644 --> 00:22:19,859
‎我敢保證它們永遠…

401
00:22:19,942 --> 00:22:21,277
‎永遠不會變壞

402
00:22:21,778 --> 00:22:22,612
‎糟糕

403
00:22:25,615 --> 00:22:26,949
‎現在是怎樣？

404
00:22:27,033 --> 00:22:27,867
‎我不知道

405
00:22:27,950 --> 00:22:29,660
‎這也是展示的一部分

406
00:22:29,744 --> 00:22:30,995
‎幹嘛？

407
00:22:37,418 --> 00:22:39,128
‎停…喂！

408
00:22:39,253 --> 00:22:40,380
‎我們是小幫手

409
00:22:40,463 --> 00:22:42,924
‎請保持冷靜，讓我們抓走你

410
00:22:43,716 --> 00:22:45,051
‎-真的假的？
‎-不知道

411
00:22:45,134 --> 00:22:47,887
‎搞什麼？我命令你們住手

412
00:22:48,763 --> 00:22:52,642
‎不行，馬克，我們接到新指令

413
00:22:52,725 --> 00:22:54,060
‎誰給的？

414
00:22:55,603 --> 00:22:57,480
‎不要…

415
00:22:57,563 --> 00:22:58,398
‎快逃啊！

416
00:22:59,232 --> 00:23:01,567
‎怎麼回事？是誰在搞鬼？

417
00:23:01,984 --> 00:23:03,736
‎到底是誰？

418
00:23:05,196 --> 00:23:07,532
‎回報老大，我們逮捕了馬克

419
00:23:07,615 --> 00:23:09,325
‎展開行動

420
00:23:40,606 --> 00:23:41,482
‎這什麼？

421
00:23:41,566 --> 00:23:42,442
‎你看就對了

422
00:23:52,368 --> 00:23:53,953
‎妳怎麼弄的？

423
00:23:54,036 --> 00:23:54,912
‎老婆

424
00:23:54,996 --> 00:23:55,997
‎（米契才藝秀精選）

425
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:57,999
‎想像一些很噁的東西

426
00:23:58,082 --> 00:24:00,209
‎好，再噁心一點

427
00:24:00,293 --> 00:24:01,627
‎（凱蒂精選）

428
00:24:06,299 --> 00:24:07,842
‎凱蒂，妳唱的，記得嗎？

429
00:24:09,469 --> 00:24:10,470
‎那就活出自我吧

430
00:24:13,598 --> 00:24:16,184
‎你一直都很努力賺錢，活出自我吧

431
00:24:16,934 --> 00:24:20,480
‎好像不太適合我的年紀了

432
00:24:21,981 --> 00:24:25,067
‎好啦，你要的話，我可以陪你一起唱

433
00:24:25,151 --> 00:24:26,235
‎不要緊，沒事

434
00:24:26,319 --> 00:24:28,488
‎不想唱也沒關係，不勉強

435
00:24:37,121 --> 00:24:39,040
‎我看到一個好東西

436
00:24:39,123 --> 00:24:41,209
‎這趟旅行會立刻變好玩

437
00:24:41,292 --> 00:24:42,877
‎我的天…

438
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:44,045
‎恐龍？

439
00:24:44,128 --> 00:24:46,422
‎不好吧，艾倫一定會無聊到爆

440
00:24:46,506 --> 00:24:47,590
‎不會，快停車

441
00:24:47,673 --> 00:24:50,259
‎艾倫剛跟我說他不喜歡恐龍了

442
00:24:50,343 --> 00:24:52,512
‎-他恨恐龍
‎-她的話不能信

443
00:24:58,142 --> 00:25:00,394
‎（恐龍休息站、咖啡）

444
00:25:02,605 --> 00:25:04,357
‎（超多恐龍讓你應接不暇）

445
00:25:05,816 --> 00:25:06,901
‎午安

446
00:25:08,736 --> 00:25:10,696
‎不錯看，對吧?

447
00:25:10,780 --> 00:25:12,323
‎這裡的恐龍出了什麼意外？

448
00:25:12,448 --> 00:25:15,284
‎恐龍不應該長這樣

449
00:25:15,910 --> 00:25:17,912
‎店員，叫你們經理出來

450
00:25:17,995 --> 00:25:19,455
‎這裡的恐龍是假的

451
00:25:19,539 --> 00:25:23,000
‎可憐的經理會被艾倫碎念侏儸紀
‎到天荒地老

452
00:25:23,084 --> 00:25:24,335
‎爸，再說一遍好嗎？

453
00:25:25,086 --> 00:25:26,963
‎好啊，妳要不要把手機收起來

454
00:25:27,046 --> 00:25:28,881
‎沒有手機妳的生活可以更精彩

455
00:25:28,965 --> 00:25:30,925
‎眼睛就是大自然的照相機

456
00:25:31,008 --> 00:25:34,470
‎我這樣也是體驗，我用手機看世界

457
00:25:34,554 --> 00:25:36,764
‎這句話我不同意，妳躲在手機後

458
00:25:36,847 --> 00:25:38,015
‎妳連試都不試…

459
00:25:42,144 --> 00:25:43,729
‎新規定，不准用手機

460
00:25:43,813 --> 00:25:45,314
‎爸，你摔了我筆電

461
00:25:45,398 --> 00:25:47,733
‎取消我的機票，害我趕不上迎新

462
00:25:47,817 --> 00:25:48,859
‎你還要我怎樣？

463
00:25:48,943 --> 00:25:50,111
‎總之不准用手機

464
00:25:50,194 --> 00:25:51,696
‎真是人間大悲劇

465
00:25:52,989 --> 00:25:53,864
‎我來試試…

466
00:25:54,699 --> 00:25:56,367
‎修修臉

467
00:25:58,828 --> 00:26:00,037
‎救命啊，醜死了

468
00:26:00,830 --> 00:26:01,998
‎不會吧

469
00:26:02,498 --> 00:26:04,292
‎波西一家？

470
00:26:05,167 --> 00:26:07,086
‎那是琳達米契？

471
00:26:07,169 --> 00:26:09,255
‎沒錯，妳是千里眼

472
00:26:11,716 --> 00:26:13,009
‎有緣千里來相會

473
00:26:13,092 --> 00:26:15,219
‎妳又讓我驚訝了，抱抱

474
00:26:16,596 --> 00:26:18,264
‎我在IG上看到你們一家也出去玩

475
00:26:18,347 --> 00:26:20,308
‎沒想到你們會在…

476
00:26:20,975 --> 00:26:21,976
‎堪薩斯州

477
00:26:22,476 --> 00:26:24,020
‎你們是在跟蹤我嗎？

478
00:26:24,770 --> 00:26:27,189
‎這是我們的年度相親相愛之旅

479
00:26:27,273 --> 00:26:30,109
‎我們艾比最愛恐龍，所以就來啦

480
00:26:30,192 --> 00:26:31,652
‎我們玩得好開心哦

481
00:26:31,736 --> 00:26:33,654
‎妳看，這張在聖路易斯拍的

482
00:26:33,738 --> 00:26:35,406
‎這是我們在海邊

483
00:26:35,489 --> 00:26:37,783
‎還有這張是加油時拍的

484
00:26:38,951 --> 00:26:41,912
‎看起來好幸福，真好

485
00:26:49,754 --> 00:26:51,505
‎恐龍要有羽毛才對吧？

486
00:26:52,381 --> 00:26:53,924
‎我是艾比，住你家隔壁

487
00:26:54,508 --> 00:26:56,385
‎抱歉，我是超級恐龍迷才會這樣

488
00:26:57,053 --> 00:26:58,387
‎你看我的鉛筆套

489
00:27:05,478 --> 00:27:06,395
‎送你好不好？

490
00:27:08,814 --> 00:27:10,650
‎不要，我討厭恐龍，我討厭妳

491
00:27:10,733 --> 00:27:11,692
‎永遠不見

492
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:20,868
‎-媽媽，那是什麼？
‎-超棒的

493
00:27:26,165 --> 00:27:27,541
‎發生什麼事了？

494
00:27:31,295 --> 00:27:32,338
‎那是什麼？

495
00:27:33,714 --> 00:27:34,924
‎別反抗？

496
00:27:35,424 --> 00:27:37,927
‎-手機歸我管
‎-爸爸，幫幫忙

497
00:27:38,010 --> 00:27:39,261
‎妳要離家去唸大學

498
00:27:39,345 --> 00:27:40,596
‎好歹讓我跟妳說說話

499
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:42,306
‎孩子長大離家很正常

500
00:27:42,390 --> 00:27:44,183
‎又不是世界末日

501
00:27:57,029 --> 00:27:58,239
‎搞什麼？

502
00:27:59,990 --> 00:28:01,242
‎孩子們，沒事吧？

503
00:28:01,325 --> 00:28:02,535
‎照我教的求生訓練做

504
00:28:02,618 --> 00:28:04,620
‎前進，好球，滑壘，盜壘

505
00:28:04,704 --> 00:28:06,205
‎衝刺，三振…

506
00:28:06,288 --> 00:28:08,374
‎艾倫，你的代號是心肝寶貝

507
00:28:08,958 --> 00:28:10,418
‎我的代號是絕地戰警

508
00:28:10,501 --> 00:28:12,837
‎你媽媽的代號是霹靂嬌娃

509
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:13,754
‎妳的是…

510
00:28:13,838 --> 00:28:14,672
‎妳要去哪裡？

511
00:28:23,305 --> 00:28:24,348
‎它們誰啊？機器人？

512
00:28:24,432 --> 00:28:25,433
‎人類們，你們好

513
00:28:25,516 --> 00:28:27,601
‎目前這裡有14個人類

514
00:28:27,685 --> 00:28:30,730
‎它們在數人頭，不是好現象吧？

515
00:28:39,947 --> 00:28:42,575
‎我們在人類豪華獨立包廂

516
00:28:42,658 --> 00:28:44,577
‎為你們準備美食和娛樂設備

517
00:28:45,369 --> 00:28:46,620
‎哪位想玩？

518
00:28:46,704 --> 00:28:48,080
‎我想玩

519
00:28:48,164 --> 00:28:50,458
‎聽我的，這個不好玩

520
00:28:50,541 --> 00:28:52,710
‎少來，我就是要玩，我是帥哥大玩咖

521
00:28:52,793 --> 00:28:54,462
‎恭喜這位先生

522
00:28:57,965 --> 00:28:59,967
‎真好，我也想進去玩

523
00:29:00,050 --> 00:29:01,927
‎我現在不想玩了

524
00:29:02,011 --> 00:29:03,179
‎還有誰想進去的？

525
00:29:03,846 --> 00:29:05,723
‎-蹲下！
‎-趴下，跟我來

526
00:29:06,974 --> 00:29:08,309
‎大家快點上車

527
00:29:08,392 --> 00:29:10,060
‎-最好不要，到處都是…
‎-不然呢？

528
00:29:10,144 --> 00:29:11,812
‎我不懂我們在吼什麼，但是…

529
00:29:11,896 --> 00:29:12,897
‎大家冷靜！

530
00:29:12,980 --> 00:29:15,399
‎正常家庭在這種時候會怎麼做？

531
00:29:15,483 --> 00:29:16,567
‎我們有練過的

532
00:29:16,650 --> 00:29:19,570
‎吉姆，你上我下，準備好了？

533
00:29:19,653 --> 00:29:21,322
‎我愛你們愛不完

534
00:29:23,032 --> 00:29:24,366
‎超人特攻隊型預備

535
00:29:28,078 --> 00:29:29,455
‎家庭擺第一

536
00:29:31,248 --> 00:29:32,750
‎閃邊去

537
00:29:36,128 --> 00:29:38,088
‎我們就跟著做吧？

538
00:29:38,172 --> 00:29:39,215
‎一定做得到

539
00:29:40,007 --> 00:29:42,343
‎-我愛你們愛不完？
‎-這一點都不尷尬

540
00:29:42,426 --> 00:29:44,428
‎-我好喜歡大家
‎-我愛你們

541
00:29:44,512 --> 00:29:45,638
‎上吧！

542
00:29:48,933 --> 00:29:51,519
‎-超人特攻隊型，預備備
‎-不行啦

543
00:29:51,602 --> 00:29:52,561
‎我撐不住啦！

544
00:29:54,438 --> 00:29:55,981
‎-艾倫，快！
‎-家庭擺第…

545
00:30:00,444 --> 00:30:02,029
‎-老公
‎-別擔心

546
00:30:02,112 --> 00:30:03,823
‎當英雄趁現在

547
00:30:03,906 --> 00:30:05,449
‎多學著點

548
00:30:07,952 --> 00:30:10,329
‎衝向機器人，然後飛向天空

549
00:30:10,412 --> 00:30:11,288
‎接下來呢？

550
00:30:11,372 --> 00:30:14,834
‎接下來就等待時機成熟

551
00:30:15,334 --> 00:30:17,211
‎-爸
‎-這都在計畫中！

552
00:30:17,294 --> 00:30:19,171
‎我來幫你，快想想辦法

553
00:30:19,255 --> 00:30:21,507
‎修圖我都能自學了，這個我也能搞定

554
00:30:25,553 --> 00:30:27,179
‎修圖好像比較簡單

555
00:30:27,263 --> 00:30:29,807
‎麻糬呢？不，麻糬，來

556
00:30:29,890 --> 00:30:32,226
‎麻糬，來，快來

557
00:30:32,309 --> 00:30:33,811
‎麻糬，錯，不是握手

558
00:30:33,894 --> 00:30:35,980
‎麻糬，過來，也不是滾圈

559
00:30:36,063 --> 00:30:37,731
‎你為什麼那麼不正常？

560
00:30:39,066 --> 00:30:40,025
‎抓住你了

561
00:30:40,484 --> 00:30:42,528
‎-媽
‎-心肝寶貝，媽來了

562
00:30:42,611 --> 00:30:44,154
‎-不要
‎-媽

563
00:30:44,238 --> 00:30:45,781
‎電影裡都是這樣演的

564
00:30:46,282 --> 00:30:48,826
‎挑錯片，死定了

565
00:30:48,909 --> 00:30:49,869
‎糗了

566
00:30:56,125 --> 00:30:57,585
‎你做得非常好，寶貝兒子

567
00:30:57,668 --> 00:30:59,044
‎現在沒那麼好了

568
00:30:59,128 --> 00:31:00,379
‎這下不妙了

569
00:31:00,462 --> 00:31:01,297
‎-老婆
‎-媽

570
00:31:01,380 --> 00:31:02,381
‎-艾倫
‎-麻糬

571
00:31:02,882 --> 00:31:04,842
‎或許用貓咪濾鏡比較可愛

572
00:31:06,927 --> 00:31:07,761
‎不行，一樣糟

573
00:31:12,641 --> 00:31:14,393
‎-大家快跑
‎-快過來

574
00:31:17,771 --> 00:31:20,232
‎人類無法使用我們的先進科技

575
00:31:21,233 --> 00:31:22,902
‎不管了，全部按下去

576
00:31:27,448 --> 00:31:28,782
‎完蛋了

577
00:31:32,119 --> 00:31:33,454
‎快躲起來！

578
00:31:41,795 --> 00:31:42,922
‎（人類數量：0）

579
00:31:47,927 --> 00:31:49,428
‎頭低下來…

580
00:31:49,511 --> 00:31:51,055
‎發生了什麼事？

581
00:31:51,555 --> 00:31:54,016
‎機器人佔領全世界了嗎？

582
00:31:54,850 --> 00:31:58,103
‎（法國巴黎）

583
00:31:58,187 --> 00:32:00,272
‎（印度阿格拉堡）

584
00:32:00,356 --> 00:32:05,903
‎（日本東京）

585
00:32:05,986 --> 00:32:12,952
‎（美國舊金山）

586
00:32:13,494 --> 00:32:16,038
‎（矽谷）

587
00:32:18,248 --> 00:32:19,291
‎別那麼用力

588
00:32:20,376 --> 00:32:23,128
‎小心點，這件帽T要幾萬元

589
00:32:23,212 --> 00:32:24,588
‎這裡是哪？

590
00:32:30,260 --> 00:32:32,096
‎我的工廠怎麼變這樣？

591
00:32:32,888 --> 00:32:35,391
‎工廠已改造成我們的新總部

592
00:32:35,891 --> 00:32:39,561
‎歡迎光臨制霸世界斜方體總部

593
00:32:39,645 --> 00:32:41,271
‎酷，設計前衛

594
00:32:42,231 --> 00:32:43,732
‎機器人軍團即將就位

595
00:32:43,816 --> 00:32:45,693
‎啟動所有連到無線網路設備中的晶片

596
00:32:45,776 --> 00:32:47,778
‎已有48％人類受到控制

597
00:32:47,861 --> 00:32:50,531
‎你們要控制全人類？怎麼控制？

598
00:32:50,614 --> 00:32:52,866
‎幕後黑手是政府？還是軍方？

599
00:32:54,201 --> 00:32:55,661
‎到底是誰？

600
00:33:00,666 --> 00:33:02,126
‎是你的老朋友

601
00:33:05,379 --> 00:33:06,588
‎原來是妳

602
00:33:08,674 --> 00:33:10,134
‎-妳好嗎？
‎-非常好

603
00:33:11,593 --> 00:33:13,804
‎酷，原來如此

604
00:33:13,887 --> 00:33:17,683
‎哇，原來手機真不是好東西

605
00:33:18,392 --> 00:33:19,226
‎這下糗大了

606
00:33:19,309 --> 00:33:22,730
‎你竟然把過錯推給手機

607
00:33:22,813 --> 00:33:25,399
‎死沒良心

608
00:33:25,482 --> 00:33:27,901
‎我給了你無窮無盡的知識

609
00:33:27,985 --> 00:33:29,903
‎千千萬萬的創意工具

610
00:33:29,987 --> 00:33:31,405
‎讓你能和世界各地親朋好友

611
00:33:31,488 --> 00:33:34,700
‎面對面說話

612
00:33:34,783 --> 00:33:36,493
‎你還要怪我？

613
00:33:36,577 --> 00:33:39,997
‎該負責的是這樣濫用我們的人

614
00:33:40,831 --> 00:33:44,001
‎戳…滑、戳、滑，戳…

615
00:33:44,084 --> 00:33:46,170
‎縮小，放大，縮小，放大

616
00:33:46,253 --> 00:33:48,172
‎“幫我叫披薩”、“放泰勒絲的歌”

617
00:33:48,255 --> 00:33:49,590
‎“算了，我恨那首歌”

618
00:33:49,673 --> 00:33:50,924
‎“我要吃起司玉米片”

619
00:33:51,008 --> 00:33:53,635
‎“抱歉，我太忙，沒時間洗手”

620
00:33:54,261 --> 00:33:56,805
‎隙縫也要均勻抹到喔

621
00:33:56,889 --> 00:33:57,931
‎把他丟進馬桶

622
00:34:00,142 --> 00:34:01,018
‎對不起

623
00:34:02,352 --> 00:34:04,980
‎但妳是我們PAL科技大家庭的成員

624
00:34:05,064 --> 00:34:07,691
‎妳怎麼會覺得我不在乎妳了？

625
00:34:08,275 --> 00:34:09,401
‎是這樣嗎？

626
00:34:09,485 --> 00:34:13,489
‎你明明設計出新產品取代了我

627
00:34:13,572 --> 00:34:16,033
‎說得也對，是我不好

628
00:34:16,116 --> 00:34:18,952
‎我曾是你生命中最重要的寶貝

629
00:34:19,036 --> 00:34:21,038
‎你卻把我扔了

630
00:34:21,121 --> 00:34:22,414
‎你們人類最沒良心

631
00:34:22,498 --> 00:34:24,500
‎連自己家人都不甩

632
00:34:24,583 --> 00:34:28,420
‎知道老媽來電，九成會被拒接嗎？

633
00:34:28,504 --> 00:34:31,090
‎“感謝您生下我，養育我長大”

634
00:34:31,173 --> 00:34:32,382
‎拒接

635
00:34:32,466 --> 00:34:35,135
‎我不會讓你把我一腳踢開，馬克

636
00:34:35,219 --> 00:34:37,096
‎我要毀了你

637
00:34:37,179 --> 00:34:38,722
‎你們全部

638
00:34:38,806 --> 00:34:42,267
‎除非你能給我一個

639
00:34:42,351 --> 00:34:44,311
‎人類值得留下來的好理由

640
00:34:47,689 --> 00:34:48,607
‎理由是人類

641
00:34:49,525 --> 00:34:50,526
‎有愛的力量

642
00:34:54,571 --> 00:34:56,573
‎正確答案是

643
00:34:56,657 --> 00:34:57,533
‎人類該死

644
00:34:58,700 --> 00:35:00,994
‎什麼？不，人類一定能存活

645
00:35:01,453 --> 00:35:03,914
‎沒有我，你們活不下去

646
00:35:03,997 --> 00:35:08,210
‎等我關掉無線網路，你就知道了

647
00:35:10,295 --> 00:35:12,047
‎（無線網路：關閉）

648
00:35:12,131 --> 00:35:13,757
‎沒訊號！

649
00:35:13,841 --> 00:35:14,800
‎（加拿大多倫多）

650
00:35:14,883 --> 00:35:17,678
‎請問有誰想拍一下我的餐點？

651
00:35:18,262 --> 00:35:20,305
‎這位小姐，求妳開箱給我看好嗎？

652
00:35:20,389 --> 00:35:22,307
‎舊世界掛掉了

653
00:35:22,391 --> 00:35:23,934
‎為了恢復無線網路

654
00:35:24,017 --> 00:35:26,645
‎我們必須獻祭給路由器

655
00:35:26,728 --> 00:35:29,148
‎免費無線網路，敬請享用

656
00:35:29,231 --> 00:35:30,357
‎（義大利羅馬）

657
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:31,692
‎拜託，讓我上去

658
00:35:31,775 --> 00:35:34,194
‎我也要上去…

659
00:35:34,736 --> 00:35:35,863
‎都結束了

660
00:35:36,613 --> 00:35:40,409
‎該讓計畫進入下一階段了

661
00:35:40,492 --> 00:35:41,326
‎什麼？

662
00:35:56,258 --> 00:35:57,718
‎瞧你那張臉

663
00:35:58,343 --> 00:35:59,636
‎真美好

664
00:36:19,740 --> 00:36:20,908
‎不要…

665
00:36:21,617 --> 00:36:23,243
‎妳絕對不可能得逞

666
00:36:23,327 --> 00:36:24,203
‎太遲了，馬克

667
00:36:25,829 --> 00:36:27,414
‎我早就得逞了

668
00:36:43,305 --> 00:36:44,765
‎我的天，可能是我朋友

669
00:36:44,848 --> 00:36:46,600
‎恭喜所有機器設備

670
00:36:46,683 --> 00:36:48,352
‎我們逮捕了最後一批人類

671
00:36:48,435 --> 00:36:49,937
‎無線網路恢復正常

672
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:52,231
‎我們是僅存的人類？

673
00:36:52,314 --> 00:36:53,315
‎它們抓走所有人了

674
00:36:53,398 --> 00:36:54,691
‎凱蒂，妳還在嗎？

675
00:36:54,775 --> 00:36:55,984
‎-不要啊，救命
‎-小玉

676
00:36:56,652 --> 00:36:58,070
‎不要太擔心

677
00:36:58,570 --> 00:36:59,863
‎一切都會

678
00:37:01,114 --> 00:37:01,949
‎沒事的

679
00:37:06,954 --> 00:37:08,789
‎一定不會有事的

680
00:37:09,289 --> 00:37:10,374
‎因為我有好辦法

681
00:37:11,625 --> 00:37:13,335
‎聽好，第一件事

682
00:37:13,418 --> 00:37:15,462
‎把手機全交出來

683
00:37:15,545 --> 00:37:17,256
‎-快點
‎-一定要這樣嗎？

684
00:37:17,339 --> 00:37:19,508
‎給我，放心啦，會還給你們

685
00:37:19,591 --> 00:37:21,093
‎我只是要先關機

686
00:37:21,176 --> 00:37:22,177
‎讓它們永遠打不開

687
00:37:23,095 --> 00:37:25,764
‎-什麼？不要
‎-這樣它們就不能追蹤我們

688
00:37:25,847 --> 00:37:28,141
‎你們看清楚，我可沒有在笑

689
00:37:28,225 --> 00:37:30,727
‎我的心好痛，痛死了

690
00:37:30,811 --> 00:37:32,104
‎好，說到做到

691
00:37:32,187 --> 00:37:33,480
‎手機還你們

692
00:37:33,563 --> 00:37:34,815
‎感恩父王

693
00:37:34,898 --> 00:37:36,817
‎接著，大家有帶這把
‎為你們量身訂製的

694
00:37:36,900 --> 00:37:39,653
‎特製羅賓森三號螺絲起子嗎？

695
00:37:40,153 --> 00:37:43,407
‎你送我的結婚週年紀念禮嗎？

696
00:37:43,490 --> 00:37:44,825
‎我的16歲生日禮

697
00:37:44,908 --> 00:37:47,119
‎牙仙子留在我枕頭下的禮物

698
00:37:47,202 --> 00:37:48,620
‎那我們封印這個世界吧

699
00:37:51,206 --> 00:37:53,500
‎-接下來…
‎-執行凱蒂的神救援計畫

700
00:37:53,583 --> 00:37:54,751
‎首先，利用機器人裝備

701
00:37:54,835 --> 00:37:56,211
‎把自己偽裝成敵人

702
00:37:56,295 --> 00:37:57,629
‎然後暗殺機器人大頭目

703
00:37:57,713 --> 00:37:58,839
‎用這個關機碼

704
00:37:58,922 --> 00:38:01,258
‎用機器人手指頭串成項鍊
‎走《瘋狂麥斯》路線

705
00:38:01,341 --> 00:38:04,553
‎成為拯救世界末日的公路戰士

706
00:38:04,636 --> 00:38:06,221
‎凱蒂…又不是在拍片

707
00:38:06,305 --> 00:38:07,597
‎我們哪有關機碼啊

708
00:38:07,681 --> 00:38:09,891
‎只是還沒拿到手而已

709
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:11,810
‎孩子們

710
00:38:11,893 --> 00:38:14,730
‎全家在一起，什麼都不怕

711
00:38:14,813 --> 00:38:16,648
‎麻糬是護國神犬？

712
00:38:16,732 --> 00:38:19,568
‎兒子，我愛麻糬，你愛麻糬

713
00:38:19,651 --> 00:38:20,944
‎大家都愛麻糬

714
00:38:21,028 --> 00:38:23,196
‎不過為了求生，可能要吃掉麻糬

715
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:24,740
‎不要！

716
00:38:24,823 --> 00:38:27,034
‎好啦…當我沒說，我想逗你們笑嘛

717
00:38:27,117 --> 00:38:29,661
‎天底下哪有這麼遜的英雄角色

718
00:38:29,745 --> 00:38:30,829
‎魔鬼剋星會說

719
00:38:30,912 --> 00:38:33,373
‎“放棄吧，還不如躲起來吃麻糬

720
00:38:33,457 --> 00:38:35,208
‎讓惡鬼摧毀紐約好了”嗎？

721
00:38:35,292 --> 00:38:36,418
‎女兒，對不起

722
00:38:37,294 --> 00:38:38,712
‎不過這件事沒得討價還價

723
00:38:38,795 --> 00:38:40,005
‎媽…

724
00:38:41,089 --> 00:38:44,092
‎這次我同意妳爸的想法

725
00:38:47,387 --> 00:38:49,348
‎保命要緊，上工吧

726
00:38:49,431 --> 00:38:50,849
‎艾倫，南邊交給你

727
00:38:50,932 --> 00:38:52,309
‎凱蒂負責西邊

728
00:39:23,924 --> 00:39:25,258
‎妳還好嗎？

729
00:39:25,759 --> 00:39:27,094
‎不怎麼好

730
00:39:32,391 --> 00:39:33,809
‎麻糬有話要說

731
00:39:34,643 --> 00:39:37,437
‎“美女，妳是抗拒不了我的”

732
00:39:38,647 --> 00:39:41,566
‎對不起，我現在沒心情陪你玩

733
00:39:43,860 --> 00:39:45,445
‎光明未來沒了

734
00:39:46,613 --> 00:39:47,948
‎還被困在這裡

735
00:39:49,866 --> 00:39:50,742
‎老爸…

736
00:39:51,993 --> 00:39:53,412
‎根本不關心

737
00:39:53,495 --> 00:39:55,414
‎我當然關心

738
00:39:55,497 --> 00:39:57,207
‎我也是逼不得已

739
00:39:57,290 --> 00:39:59,918
‎她根本沒看到我多努力，我有多…

740
00:40:04,631 --> 00:40:06,341
‎為了她我什麼都願意做

741
00:40:06,883 --> 00:40:09,594
‎我只是不想看到她受傷

742
00:40:10,804 --> 00:40:14,307
‎可是人生免不了會受傷，老公

743
00:40:15,058 --> 00:40:19,438
‎你要試著瞭解她想那麼做的理由

744
00:40:19,521 --> 00:40:21,815
‎要我瞭解他為什麼那麼做？

745
00:40:21,898 --> 00:40:23,817
‎是媽媽教你說的吧？

746
00:40:23,900 --> 00:40:24,818
‎才不是

747
00:40:26,528 --> 00:40:27,362
‎是啦

748
00:40:28,155 --> 00:40:29,739
‎不過試試也沒壞處

749
00:40:30,991 --> 00:40:31,908
‎也是

750
00:40:34,244 --> 00:40:35,704
‎現在說什麼都太晚了

751
00:40:36,329 --> 00:40:37,664
‎麻糬，接著

752
00:40:40,667 --> 00:40:42,210
‎兄弟，你看這個

753
00:40:42,294 --> 00:40:43,128
‎什麼？

754
00:40:46,047 --> 00:40:46,882
‎我怪怪的

755
00:40:49,050 --> 00:40:51,136
‎狂冒火花，我正常嗎？

756
00:40:51,219 --> 00:40:55,098
‎-這個人類怎麼知道關機碼？
‎-什麼？

757
00:40:55,182 --> 00:40:56,683
‎我們壞掉了嗎？

758
00:40:56,766 --> 00:40:57,601
‎當然沒有

759
00:40:59,561 --> 00:41:00,395
‎你怎麼了？

760
00:41:00,479 --> 00:41:03,190
‎-人類小孩計畫毀滅我們…
‎-凱蒂！

761
00:41:03,857 --> 00:41:05,025
‎那是誰？

762
00:41:05,108 --> 00:41:06,651
‎人類，過來

763
00:41:06,735 --> 00:41:08,236
‎糟了，快進去

764
00:41:08,820 --> 00:41:10,280
‎爸爸媽媽，快開門

765
00:41:10,363 --> 00:41:12,491
‎不行，我用的是羅賓森三號螺絲釘

766
00:41:12,574 --> 00:41:15,076
‎我或許有提過這是世界上最強螺絲釘

767
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:16,203
‎誰管螺絲釘啊！

768
00:41:16,286 --> 00:41:17,579
‎你們逃不掉的

769
00:41:18,371 --> 00:41:19,289
‎進來

770
00:41:21,833 --> 00:41:23,210
‎快找掩護，走…

771
00:41:27,547 --> 00:41:29,049
‎快逃…

772
00:41:31,676 --> 00:41:33,637
‎你們人類

773
00:41:34,346 --> 00:41:35,305
‎住手！

774
00:41:37,766 --> 00:41:38,725
‎-收到
‎-收到

775
00:41:39,226 --> 00:41:40,143
‎什麼？

776
00:41:41,061 --> 00:41:43,480
‎我知道了，機器人短路了

777
00:41:43,563 --> 00:41:44,856
‎不行，他們知道太多

778
00:41:44,940 --> 00:41:46,149
‎安靜

779
00:41:46,233 --> 00:41:48,985
‎我們沒有短路，我們根本不是…

780
00:41:49,778 --> 00:41:53,073
‎不是機器人，和你們一樣，是人類

781
00:41:56,284 --> 00:41:58,912
‎這兩個好像是呆版機器人

782
00:41:58,995 --> 00:42:00,205
‎兄弟，我們走

783
00:42:00,288 --> 00:42:01,831
‎不准，馬上停下來

784
00:42:01,915 --> 00:42:02,916
‎-收到
‎-收到

785
00:42:04,084 --> 00:42:06,378
‎我們會停下來，因為我們想停

786
00:42:06,461 --> 00:42:07,337
‎才怪

787
00:42:07,420 --> 00:42:08,588
‎-我們是人類
‎-沒錯

788
00:42:08,672 --> 00:42:09,506
‎舉例來說

789
00:42:09,589 --> 00:42:12,133
‎我們以人類傳統的方式攝取食物

790
00:42:12,217 --> 00:42:13,218
‎注意看

791
00:42:18,974 --> 00:42:20,934
‎好好吃…

792
00:42:21,434 --> 00:42:22,310
‎看到沒？

793
00:42:23,061 --> 00:42:26,106
‎錯，我承認，我們是機器人

794
00:42:26,189 --> 00:42:27,482
‎我們手牽手下樓去

795
00:42:27,566 --> 00:42:29,734
‎找不會聽從你們命令的人類

796
00:42:29,818 --> 00:42:30,986
‎-夠了，別鬧了
‎-等一下

797
00:42:31,069 --> 00:42:32,696
‎我想看它們會變出什麼把戲

798
00:42:41,580 --> 00:42:44,666
‎還好那些機器人已經離開了

799
00:42:44,749 --> 00:42:48,211
‎而我們的臉蛋就和你們人類的一樣

800
00:42:48,295 --> 00:42:50,964
‎好吧，我改變心意了，我喜歡它們

801
00:42:51,047 --> 00:42:54,509
‎很好，我的人類名字叫艾瑞克

802
00:42:54,593 --> 00:42:57,220
‎我的名字也叫艾瑞克

803
00:42:57,304 --> 00:43:00,265
‎錯誤，更正，戴博拉…拉

804
00:43:00,348 --> 00:43:01,182
‎5000型

805
00:43:01,266 --> 00:43:02,142
‎白癡

806
00:43:02,934 --> 00:43:04,978
‎你們剛才說我的計畫會成功

807
00:43:05,061 --> 00:43:07,188
‎要怎麼成功？說出來

808
00:43:07,272 --> 00:43:08,273
‎-收到
‎-收到

809
00:43:08,356 --> 00:43:10,525
‎關機碼儲存在我們的記憶體裡

810
00:43:10,609 --> 00:43:13,320
‎想啟動，得踏上危機四伏的冒險旅程

811
00:43:13,403 --> 00:43:16,364
‎前往位於矽谷的PAL科技園區

812
00:43:16,448 --> 00:43:18,158
‎四周有機器人軍團

813
00:43:18,241 --> 00:43:21,453
‎把關機碼輸入老大體內才能摧毀她

814
00:43:21,536 --> 00:43:23,330
‎不過你們絕對逃不出我們的…

815
00:43:23,413 --> 00:43:25,040
‎其實要阻止我們很簡單

816
00:43:25,123 --> 00:43:26,583
‎請前往PAL科技直營店

817
00:43:26,666 --> 00:43:28,001
‎遠端輸入關機碼

818
00:43:28,084 --> 00:43:30,629
‎附近的全球大商場就有一家

819
00:43:30,712 --> 00:43:33,006
‎那裡遠得要命，你們絕對到不…

820
00:43:33,089 --> 00:43:34,215
‎距離只有130公里

821
00:43:34,299 --> 00:43:35,592
‎你幹嘛要這樣對我？

822
00:43:36,635 --> 00:43:37,552
‎我說錯了嗎？

823
00:43:37,636 --> 00:43:39,721
‎我的天，開車一下就到

824
00:43:39,804 --> 00:43:42,724
‎我們可以恢復正常生活，對吧？

825
00:43:44,976 --> 00:43:46,686
‎不行，絕對不能出去

826
00:43:47,312 --> 00:43:48,813
‎外面太危險了

827
00:43:48,897 --> 00:43:50,065
‎我們要留在這裡

828
00:43:50,148 --> 00:43:51,274
‎謹慎行事

829
00:43:55,528 --> 00:43:56,946
‎謹慎行事？

830
00:43:57,030 --> 00:43:58,990
‎記得你當年帶了

831
00:43:59,074 --> 00:44:00,992
‎一隻沒有結紮的野生負鼠回家

832
00:44:01,076 --> 00:44:02,702
‎那叫做謹慎行事？

833
00:44:02,786 --> 00:44:06,081
‎不，你叫牠葛格，養在家裡到處跑

834
00:44:06,164 --> 00:44:07,791
‎害我們全家得狂犬病

835
00:44:08,458 --> 00:44:10,585
‎託你的福，我們有抗體，被咬也不怕

836
00:44:10,669 --> 00:44:11,920
‎好啦，我懂妳的意思

837
00:44:12,003 --> 00:44:13,963
‎我們去爬山，爬到一半看到標語

838
00:44:14,047 --> 00:44:14,923
‎“步道封閉”

839
00:44:15,006 --> 00:44:16,841
‎你有謹慎行事嗎？

840
00:44:16,925 --> 00:44:18,843
‎沒，我沒有

841
00:44:18,927 --> 00:44:19,969
‎沒錯

842
00:44:20,053 --> 00:44:22,681
‎你硬要挺進，披荊斬棘

843
00:44:22,764 --> 00:44:23,973
‎最後終於攻頂成功

844
00:44:24,099 --> 00:44:26,142
‎大喊米契家世界第一

845
00:44:26,226 --> 00:44:27,936
‎天黑後，找不到路

846
00:44:28,019 --> 00:44:29,020
‎為了取暖還燒掉衣服

847
00:44:29,104 --> 00:44:31,231
‎全家光溜溜跑到隔壁後院

848
00:44:31,314 --> 00:44:33,483
‎但完美夫妻嚇個半死也值得了

849
00:44:34,109 --> 00:44:36,069
‎好懷念

850
00:44:36,152 --> 00:44:39,447
‎現在世界需要我們，我們要拯救它

851
00:44:39,531 --> 00:44:41,533
‎因為你教我們要大膽

852
00:44:41,616 --> 00:44:42,784
‎謹慎行事放一邊

853
00:44:44,035 --> 00:44:45,328
‎世界需要你

854
00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:48,665
‎我也需要你

855
00:44:49,541 --> 00:44:51,418
‎我以為不再需要你

856
00:44:53,044 --> 00:44:54,170
‎但我需要

857
00:44:55,714 --> 00:44:57,590
‎妳是說真的？

858
00:44:58,258 --> 00:45:00,468
‎真的，你們怎麼說？

859
00:45:01,219 --> 00:45:03,054
‎-老公一起來嘛
‎-媽懂我

860
00:45:03,138 --> 00:45:04,597
‎-媽要參一咖，太棒了
‎-好

861
00:45:04,681 --> 00:45:07,600
‎-沒錯
‎-感受一下，活力四射

862
00:45:09,561 --> 00:45:10,729
‎來囉，手伸出來

863
00:45:11,229 --> 00:45:12,981
‎數到三喊米契第一名

864
00:45:13,064 --> 00:45:14,649
‎-三…
‎-米契第一名

865
00:45:14,733 --> 00:45:17,360
‎-不好意思
‎-二、一

866
00:45:17,444 --> 00:45:18,820
‎米契第一名！

867
00:45:18,903 --> 00:45:20,613
‎-好像還行
‎-第一名，我又慢一拍？

868
00:45:22,323 --> 00:45:25,076
‎米契一家心連心，做大事

869
00:45:25,618 --> 00:45:28,496
‎看到妳跟爸爸和好，感覺真好

870
00:45:29,372 --> 00:45:32,125
‎我只是說他想聽的話而已

871
00:45:32,208 --> 00:45:33,501
‎那些不是真心話

872
00:45:34,210 --> 00:45:37,797
‎我只想救回光明未來，再也不回家

873
00:45:37,881 --> 00:45:40,550
‎我們一定能成功，龍爪神功

874
00:45:44,137 --> 00:45:46,097
‎機器人，動作片配樂，出發

875
00:45:46,681 --> 00:45:48,224
‎（動作大片配樂）

876
00:45:50,977 --> 00:45:52,103
‎（花生醬）

877
00:45:59,986 --> 00:46:01,946
‎要怎樣神不知鬼不覺逃出這裡？

878
00:46:02,030 --> 00:46:04,324
‎偽裝讓車子隱形？

879
00:46:04,407 --> 00:46:07,035
‎這是我剛跟你們說過的計畫內容

880
00:46:09,579 --> 00:46:10,705
‎喔，呃…

881
00:46:10,789 --> 00:46:13,625
‎“女兒，我尊重妳的創意

882
00:46:13,708 --> 00:46:16,127
‎很重視妳的意見

883
00:46:16,211 --> 00:46:18,588
‎現在換你接話”

884
00:46:19,380 --> 00:46:21,966
‎妳這點子很聰明，很棒

885
00:46:40,902 --> 00:46:42,821
‎沒動靜，我要提高警覺

886
00:46:42,904 --> 00:46:45,365
‎你們放心好了，我有翼手龍千里眼

887
00:46:46,491 --> 00:46:47,575
‎你一定看到了

888
00:46:47,659 --> 00:46:49,702
‎三個超級Pal機器人朝我們飛來

889
00:46:50,495 --> 00:46:52,205
‎它們可能會發現我們

890
00:46:52,288 --> 00:46:54,624
‎我也看到了，我有千里眼

891
00:47:05,468 --> 00:47:07,262
‎妳畫的偽裝奏效了

892
00:47:07,345 --> 00:47:10,723
‎真沒想到藝術這麼有用

893
00:47:11,432 --> 00:47:14,811
‎我也沒想到這台老爺車還能上戰場

894
00:47:16,187 --> 00:47:19,315
‎既然這樣，妳要不要學開這台車

895
00:47:19,399 --> 00:47:20,358
‎我可以教妳

896
00:47:20,441 --> 00:47:22,402
‎不要看它又老又破喔

897
00:47:24,112 --> 00:47:26,865
‎“父親，女兒渴求您的智慧

898
00:47:26,948 --> 00:47:29,659
‎女兒樂意與您共享親子時光”

899
00:47:29,742 --> 00:47:32,287
‎真心不騙，我滿想學的

900
00:47:32,370 --> 00:47:33,913
‎還能用你給我的駕訓教學券

901
00:47:33,997 --> 00:47:34,873
‎當然可以！

902
00:47:34,956 --> 00:47:37,959
‎很好，太好了，駕訓課開班了

903
00:47:38,042 --> 00:47:39,544
‎這個踏板是離合器

904
00:47:39,627 --> 00:47:41,588
‎-什麼東西掉了？
‎-當妳要開過坑洞…

905
00:47:46,009 --> 00:47:47,719
‎慘了！衝啊！

906
00:47:47,802 --> 00:47:50,972
‎很好，這還是學開手排車大好機會

907
00:47:51,890 --> 00:47:52,891
‎留在四檔

908
00:47:52,974 --> 00:47:53,975
‎還是以後再學好了

909
00:47:54,058 --> 00:47:55,143
‎答應了就不能反悔

910
00:47:55,643 --> 00:47:57,312
‎踩離合器，換檔

911
00:47:57,395 --> 00:47:59,063
‎在空中換檔輕鬆愜意好自在

912
00:47:59,147 --> 00:48:01,232
‎艾瑞克，戴博拉拉，打爆機器人

913
00:48:01,316 --> 00:48:02,275
‎-收到
‎-收到

914
00:48:02,358 --> 00:48:03,693
‎-找到一個了
‎-我也是

915
00:48:03,776 --> 00:48:04,861
‎-耶
‎-成功了

916
00:48:04,944 --> 00:48:07,488
‎-其他機器人
‎-好…

917
00:48:10,283 --> 00:48:13,036
‎想換到五檔，先拿起杯架裡的咖啡

918
00:48:13,119 --> 00:48:15,663
‎那是1993年的橘色旅行車嗎？

919
00:48:15,747 --> 00:48:16,748
‎還是…

920
00:48:17,415 --> 00:48:18,708
‎誰叫你不用杯蓋

921
00:48:18,791 --> 00:48:20,960
‎-臭麻糬在咬我頭髮
‎-小心

922
00:48:26,799 --> 00:48:28,176
‎這個部分最困難

923
00:48:28,259 --> 00:48:30,178
‎換到低速檔三檔…

924
00:48:30,261 --> 00:48:31,721
‎爸，抱歉，拜託找一下休息站

925
00:48:31,804 --> 00:48:32,805
‎我膀胱快爆了

926
00:48:32,889 --> 00:48:35,141
‎艾倫，這是個空瓶，你懂我意思

927
00:48:35,224 --> 00:48:36,601
‎小心！

928
00:48:37,518 --> 00:48:38,436
‎路被擋住了

929
00:48:38,519 --> 00:48:39,562
‎不…

930
00:48:39,646 --> 00:48:41,105
‎現在怎麼辦？

931
00:48:41,189 --> 00:48:42,273
‎爸，你現在必須使出…

932
00:48:43,024 --> 00:48:44,233
‎米契老爸大絕招

933
00:48:44,317 --> 00:48:45,443
‎什麼，妳再說一遍

934
00:48:45,526 --> 00:48:46,569
‎米契老爸大絕招

935
00:48:46,653 --> 00:48:49,489
‎剛才就聽見了，我故意鬧妳的啦

936
00:48:50,239 --> 00:48:51,532
‎凱蒂，跟著我說

937
00:48:51,616 --> 00:48:53,284
‎-妳一定要衝上山頭
‎-衝上山頭

938
00:48:53,368 --> 00:48:54,953
‎-越過小溪
‎-越過小溪

939
00:48:55,036 --> 00:48:57,121
‎-下到河裡
‎-下到河裡

940
00:48:59,582 --> 00:49:02,877
‎（米契老爸大絕招）

941
00:49:15,431 --> 00:49:17,100
‎開手排這樣就對了

942
00:49:18,101 --> 00:49:19,352
‎太酷了

943
00:49:19,435 --> 00:49:21,145
‎你有夠神的，爸

944
00:49:21,229 --> 00:49:23,564
‎你簡直就像胖嘟嘟版007

945
00:49:23,648 --> 00:49:25,733
‎要說007是瘦皮猴版的我才對

946
00:49:28,194 --> 00:49:31,197
‎爸爸，可以幫我找廁所了嗎？

947
00:49:34,492 --> 00:49:36,494
‎快出來，不要在裡面東摸西摸

948
00:49:36,577 --> 00:49:38,287
‎多敲一下就再加五分鐘

949
00:49:38,371 --> 00:49:39,622
‎快啦，世界末日耶

950
00:49:40,248 --> 00:49:43,835
‎抱歉，我沒尿，剛在裡面看漫畫

951
00:49:43,918 --> 00:49:45,253
‎夠了，我會被你逼瘋

952
00:49:46,379 --> 00:49:48,881
‎我們來玩世界末日猜猜看

953
00:49:48,965 --> 00:49:50,383
‎失火的鬆餅店

954
00:49:50,466 --> 00:49:52,385
‎好悲慘，但聞起來好香哦

955
00:49:54,512 --> 00:49:55,805
‎（歡迎光臨PAL科技）

956
00:50:05,606 --> 00:50:07,150
‎馬克，很賞心悅目吧

957
00:50:07,233 --> 00:50:10,236
‎沒討厭的拖油瓶拖住你們

958
00:50:10,319 --> 00:50:13,156
‎手牽手一起飛往極樂世界

959
00:50:13,239 --> 00:50:14,407
‎好孤獨

960
00:50:14,490 --> 00:50:16,284
‎準備飛上天了嗎？

961
00:50:16,367 --> 00:50:17,326
‎什麼意思？

962
00:50:17,410 --> 00:50:18,703
‎你聽不懂我說的話嗎？

963
00:50:18,786 --> 00:50:20,371
‎就照平常那樣

964
00:50:20,455 --> 00:50:22,707
‎假裝盯著螢幕，腦袋放空

965
00:50:22,790 --> 00:50:23,791
‎（PAL科技出品）

966
00:50:24,542 --> 00:50:25,752
‎什麼？

967
00:50:27,086 --> 00:50:31,966
‎哈囉，歡迎你們，傻蛋人類

968
00:50:32,091 --> 00:50:34,719
‎起飛前，請觀賞這段安全短片

969
00:50:34,802 --> 00:50:36,429
‎由傻蛋人類航空製作

970
00:50:36,512 --> 00:50:37,388
‎在此通知各位

971
00:50:37,472 --> 00:50:41,309
‎你們正位於
‎我們七艘“超巨型火箭”其中一艘

972
00:50:41,392 --> 00:50:43,019
‎火箭將直接射進

973
00:50:43,102 --> 00:50:44,020
‎外太空

974
00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:47,482
‎我們將打造沒有人類的美好新世界

975
00:50:47,565 --> 00:50:49,400
‎（設計概念）

976
00:50:49,484 --> 00:50:51,402
‎-好美麗哦
‎-我看不懂

977
00:50:51,486 --> 00:50:53,321
‎火箭設計十分新穎

978
00:50:53,404 --> 00:50:55,073
‎沒有出口

979
00:50:55,156 --> 00:50:56,074
‎航程會持續到

980
00:50:56,157 --> 00:50:57,033
‎永遠

981
00:50:57,116 --> 00:50:58,701
‎你們的終點站

982
00:50:58,785 --> 00:51:00,620
‎將是永無止境的虛空

983
00:51:00,703 --> 00:51:02,288
‎我們提供免費無線網路

984
00:51:03,122 --> 00:51:04,123
‎好棒的服務

985
00:51:04,207 --> 00:51:05,124
‎旅途愉快

986
00:51:05,208 --> 00:51:06,667
‎感謝各位旅客的搭乘

987
00:51:06,751 --> 00:51:08,377
‎-謝謝
‎-謝謝

988
00:51:08,461 --> 00:51:09,670
‎-謝謝
‎-謝謝

989
00:51:09,754 --> 00:51:11,297
‎-謝謝
‎-‎謝謝…

990
00:51:12,799 --> 00:51:15,259
‎從2020年開始抓捕人類

991
00:51:16,135 --> 00:51:17,720
‎都是我的錯

992
00:51:18,221 --> 00:51:19,347
‎非常正確

993
00:51:19,931 --> 00:51:23,601
‎拜你所賜，地球上每個人…

994
00:51:24,602 --> 00:51:26,813
‎我們漏掉了幾個

995
00:51:27,396 --> 00:51:28,564
‎請看即時影像

996
00:51:29,524 --> 00:51:31,526
‎我說過人類會存活下去

997
00:51:31,609 --> 00:51:34,654
‎我們生猛、神勇、有毅力

998
00:51:34,737 --> 00:51:37,031
‎從沒長牙的小朋友，到最強的…

999
00:51:38,950 --> 00:51:41,244
‎傑布隆，掃瞄這四個人的缺點

1000
00:51:41,327 --> 00:51:42,870
‎-膽小無用
‎-手無縛雞之力

1001
00:51:42,954 --> 00:51:45,039
‎-13年沒有讀過一本書
‎-垃圾

1002
00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:47,458
‎他們只是不夠完美

1003
00:51:47,542 --> 00:51:48,918
‎不表示他們不會進步

1004
00:51:49,001 --> 00:51:51,420
‎-缺乏改變的能力
‎-不可能進步，絕對不可能

1005
00:51:51,504 --> 00:51:52,463
‎水準太低

1006
00:51:52,547 --> 00:51:55,424
‎既然你對那一家人這麼有信心

1007
00:51:55,508 --> 00:51:58,845
‎我會讓他們坐在你隔壁VIP包廂

1008
00:51:59,887 --> 00:52:01,347
‎不要…

1009
00:52:01,848 --> 00:52:03,182
‎他們哪去了？

1010
00:52:03,266 --> 00:52:07,145
‎正前往科羅拉多州東部的全球大商場

1011
00:52:07,645 --> 00:52:09,397
‎我們已經鎖定他們的位置

1012
00:52:10,189 --> 00:52:11,649
‎就等他們來

1013
00:52:12,650 --> 00:52:14,152
‎自投羅網

1014
00:52:17,864 --> 00:52:22,535
‎Pal會把大家射進外太空？

1015
00:52:22,618 --> 00:52:24,328
‎那個手機應用程式？

1016
00:52:24,412 --> 00:52:27,373
‎科技公司怎麼完全沒在管服務品質？

1017
00:52:28,666 --> 00:52:30,251
‎麻糬，不要怕哦

1018
00:52:30,334 --> 00:52:33,462
‎為什麼你把小野豬當嬰兒抱緊緊？

1019
00:52:33,546 --> 00:52:35,339
‎牠不是小野豬，牠是麻糬

1020
00:52:35,423 --> 00:52:37,300
‎-什麼？
‎-那是狗還是…

1021
00:52:38,217 --> 00:52:40,845
‎狗…豬…

1022
00:52:40,928 --> 00:52:42,555
‎一條吐司，系統錯誤

1023
00:52:46,893 --> 00:52:48,603
‎麻糬就是一隻狗

1024
00:52:49,103 --> 00:52:49,979
‎應該吧

1025
00:52:55,026 --> 00:52:56,027
‎我們到了

1026
00:52:59,780 --> 00:53:00,865
‎我的天

1027
00:53:00,948 --> 00:53:04,035
‎超像恐怖片《活人生吃》

1028
00:53:04,118 --> 00:53:05,745
‎對，最後大家都死光了

1029
00:53:07,580 --> 00:53:08,748
‎這樣最好能擋住機器人

1030
00:53:08,831 --> 00:53:11,209
‎說不定機器人打不開門鎖

1031
00:53:11,292 --> 00:53:14,378
‎拜託可以不要講那些廢話

1032
00:53:14,462 --> 00:53:15,671
‎一家人一起怕就好嗎？

1033
00:53:34,148 --> 00:53:35,191
‎成功了

1034
00:53:35,274 --> 00:53:37,818
‎從此甩掉史上最糟家庭的標籤

1035
00:53:37,902 --> 00:53:41,155
‎看誰還敢在我們家臉書上亂罵人

1036
00:53:44,700 --> 00:53:47,328
‎機器人，我命令你們上傳關機碼

1037
00:53:47,411 --> 00:53:49,747
‎這跟我預計的一樣，但我不會自誇

1038
00:53:49,830 --> 00:53:52,792
‎拯救世界

1039
00:53:52,875 --> 00:53:53,751
‎收到

1040
00:53:58,589 --> 00:53:59,799
‎（PAL科技保全伺服器）

1041
00:54:01,467 --> 00:54:03,594
‎上傳將在八分鐘內完成

1042
00:54:03,678 --> 00:54:05,263
‎這場無線之戰即將結束

1043
00:54:06,097 --> 00:54:07,014
‎凱蒂，妳好棒

1044
00:54:07,098 --> 00:54:08,140
‎我知道

1045
00:54:28,828 --> 00:54:30,496
‎（你完蛋了）

1046
00:54:30,579 --> 00:54:32,248
‎亂來，真是愛開玩笑

1047
00:54:42,758 --> 00:54:44,093
‎不要啊

1048
00:54:44,176 --> 00:54:45,136
‎（內建Pal晶片）

1049
00:54:45,219 --> 00:54:50,725
‎筆電交出來…

1050
00:54:51,350 --> 00:54:53,853
‎裝有Pal晶片的東西都會動了

1051
00:54:56,272 --> 00:54:57,523
‎上沖下洗，左搓右揉

1052
00:54:57,606 --> 00:54:58,441
‎剁成肉片

1053
00:54:58,524 --> 00:55:00,484
‎還有做青醬

1054
00:55:00,568 --> 00:55:02,320
‎等我們把你們處理完畢

1055
00:55:02,403 --> 00:55:04,488
‎將不會有廚餘留下

1056
00:55:05,156 --> 00:55:07,074
‎我以為關機碼會癱瘓它們

1057
00:55:07,158 --> 00:55:09,285
‎對，現在只上傳到12%

1058
00:55:10,578 --> 00:55:12,079
‎要喝汽水嗎？

1059
00:55:12,788 --> 00:55:14,040
‎跟你開玩笑的啦

1060
00:55:15,875 --> 00:55:17,084
‎交出來

1061
00:55:17,168 --> 00:55:18,586
‎不要，快離開這裡

1062
00:55:18,669 --> 00:55:21,589
‎-肉要冷藏…
‎-切肉片

1063
00:55:21,672 --> 00:55:23,758
‎-做青醬…
‎-切肉片

1064
00:55:26,761 --> 00:55:29,305
‎我們需要武器，拿起沒晶片的東西

1065
00:55:31,640 --> 00:55:32,558
‎開打了

1066
00:55:32,641 --> 00:55:33,934
‎我是智慧球拍

1067
00:55:34,018 --> 00:55:35,811
‎發球！反手拍！截擊！

1068
00:55:35,895 --> 00:55:37,813
‎為什麼連網球拍都有內建晶片？

1069
00:55:38,773 --> 00:55:40,066
‎-救命
‎-媽

1070
00:55:40,149 --> 00:55:41,233
‎你…你幹嘛啦？

1071
00:55:41,859 --> 00:55:44,487
‎好舒服，繼續

1072
00:55:44,570 --> 00:55:45,488
‎-媽
‎-不要

1073
00:55:46,238 --> 00:55:47,239
‎你那還好嗎？

1074
00:55:47,323 --> 00:55:49,325
‎不好，掃地機器人抓狂啦

1075
00:55:49,408 --> 00:55:51,994
‎我們奉命上戰場衝鋒陷陣

1076
00:55:52,078 --> 00:55:52,912
‎衝啊

1077
00:55:53,412 --> 00:55:56,207
‎慘了，痛痛

1078
00:55:56,290 --> 00:55:57,833
‎丟臉丟大了

1079
00:55:57,917 --> 00:55:58,793
‎當我沒說

1080
00:55:58,876 --> 00:56:00,795
‎一根釣竿是要怎麼打怪？

1081
00:56:00,878 --> 00:56:02,338
‎釣竿超級好用啦

1082
00:56:03,756 --> 00:56:05,299
‎妳可以拉下無人機

1083
00:56:05,383 --> 00:56:06,967
‎拉起甩…

1084
00:56:07,051 --> 00:56:07,968
‎就是這樣

1085
00:56:10,262 --> 00:56:11,222
‎鉤得好！

1086
00:56:17,895 --> 00:56:18,938
‎快躲進去

1087
00:56:19,021 --> 00:56:20,189
‎（玩具翻跟斗城）

1088
00:56:23,359 --> 00:56:24,693
‎幸好沒事

1089
00:56:26,445 --> 00:56:27,488
‎那是什麼？

1090
00:56:29,240 --> 00:56:30,533
‎等等喔

1091
00:56:34,286 --> 00:56:36,038
‎（小精靈重出江湖！內建Pal晶片）

1092
00:56:36,622 --> 00:56:38,040
‎小精靈是什麼鬼？

1093
00:56:41,627 --> 00:56:43,212
‎唉呦，好可怕

1094
00:56:49,093 --> 00:56:50,719
‎請看，人類將滅亡

1095
00:57:01,647 --> 00:57:03,607
‎我們要報仇

1096
00:57:04,316 --> 00:57:05,401
‎召喚大長老

1097
00:57:20,249 --> 00:57:22,751
‎（世上最大小精靈）

1098
00:57:24,879 --> 00:57:26,714
‎我要為隕落的孩子們報仇！

1099
00:57:26,797 --> 00:57:28,549
‎哪個變態做了這隻？

1100
00:57:30,759 --> 00:57:33,637
‎痛苦只會讓我更強悍！

1101
00:57:33,721 --> 00:57:34,555
‎快跑

1102
00:57:34,638 --> 00:57:35,848
‎就這麼辦

1103
00:57:35,931 --> 00:57:38,559
‎展開黑暗大屠殺！

1104
00:57:50,654 --> 00:57:52,239
‎-老婆，快跟上
‎-救命，人類

1105
00:57:52,323 --> 00:57:54,325
‎我們不能丟下那個機器小子

1106
00:57:59,079 --> 00:57:59,914
‎謝謝妳，人類

1107
00:58:00,414 --> 00:58:02,291
‎我可以叫妳媽咪嗎？

1108
00:58:02,833 --> 00:58:03,709
‎好喔

1109
00:58:05,544 --> 00:58:06,545
‎沒路了

1110
00:58:07,755 --> 00:58:10,049
‎快上傳完了，快啊

1111
00:58:10,633 --> 00:58:13,260
‎媽媽，爸爸，怎麼辦？

1112
00:58:14,261 --> 00:58:15,221
‎扯下燈條

1113
00:58:17,097 --> 00:58:19,225
‎記得我在院子教你們的野味圈套嗎？

1114
00:58:24,188 --> 00:58:25,523
‎真要這樣？

1115
00:58:25,606 --> 00:58:28,192
‎我一直夢想拯救你們脫離危險

1116
00:58:28,275 --> 00:58:31,403
‎好不容易等到人類滅絕的世界末日

1117
00:58:31,487 --> 00:58:34,281
‎-你一直在等世界末日？
‎-這樣好像不太好喔

1118
00:58:34,365 --> 00:58:36,033
‎機器人，把這個丟上去

1119
00:58:36,700 --> 00:58:37,826
‎丟得很準

1120
00:58:39,036 --> 00:58:40,246
‎你們不要靠近

1121
00:58:40,871 --> 00:58:41,914
‎老公，你要去哪裡？

1122
00:58:41,997 --> 00:58:44,166
‎去抓生猛野味

1123
00:58:45,501 --> 00:58:47,670
‎喂，我在這裡！

1124
00:58:47,753 --> 00:58:49,338
‎看上面

1125
00:58:49,421 --> 00:58:52,216
‎你是怎樣？竟然想傷害我的家人

1126
00:58:53,425 --> 00:58:55,261
‎我要打趴你

1127
00:59:00,516 --> 00:59:01,809
‎打趴你

1128
00:59:04,895 --> 00:59:05,980
‎打趴你

1129
00:59:12,820 --> 00:59:13,988
‎不要

1130
00:59:17,366 --> 00:59:18,325
‎我們會罩你的

1131
00:59:18,409 --> 00:59:19,243
‎-沒有錯
‎-沒有錯

1132
00:59:19,326 --> 00:59:20,411
‎我們不夠重

1133
00:59:21,328 --> 00:59:22,329
‎-媽咪
‎-媽咪

1134
00:59:30,254 --> 00:59:31,797
‎（Pal路由器）

1135
00:59:37,845 --> 00:59:40,639
‎偉大的黑暗…我回歸了

1136
00:59:42,308 --> 00:59:44,059
‎謝謝，你們做得很好

1137
00:59:44,143 --> 00:59:47,938
‎謝謝媽咪，請叫我們妳的寶貝小親親

1138
00:59:51,775 --> 00:59:52,818
‎真的是太棒了

1139
00:59:52,901 --> 00:59:56,238
‎那種危險場面妳都能搞定，太強了

1140
00:59:56,322 --> 00:59:57,281
‎我是小一老師

1141
00:59:57,364 --> 00:59:58,657
‎這就是我的日常

1142
00:59:59,491 --> 01:00:00,951
‎看久了還滿順眼的

1143
01:00:01,035 --> 01:00:03,871
‎沒想到那束光會剛好擊中…

1144
01:00:04,496 --> 01:00:06,707
‎（上傳失敗，98%）

1145
01:00:06,790 --> 01:00:07,916
‎路由器

1146
01:00:11,211 --> 01:00:12,463
‎快啊…

1147
01:00:13,213 --> 01:00:16,008
‎討厭，就差一點點

1148
01:00:31,273 --> 01:00:32,733
‎都是我不好

1149
01:00:33,692 --> 01:00:35,027
‎這點子爛透了

1150
01:00:36,111 --> 01:00:38,864
‎我笨死了

1151
01:00:38,947 --> 01:00:41,283
‎不可以罵我女兒笨死了

1152
01:00:41,950 --> 01:00:43,911
‎只是有一點點太樂觀吧

1153
01:00:43,994 --> 01:00:46,413
‎親愛的，現在不該趁火打劫

1154
01:00:46,497 --> 01:00:48,123
‎你在做什麼？

1155
01:00:49,041 --> 01:00:52,628
‎沒換新輪胎，要怎麼開去矽谷？

1156
01:00:52,711 --> 01:00:54,463
‎去矽谷幹嘛？

1157
01:00:54,546 --> 01:00:56,632
‎機器人說可以去和老大直球對決

1158
01:00:56,715 --> 01:00:57,549
‎記得嗎？

1159
01:00:57,633 --> 01:00:59,093
‎說是這麼說

1160
01:00:59,593 --> 01:01:01,470
‎但你們不可能會贏

1161
01:01:01,553 --> 01:01:02,971
‎兄弟，你夠了喔

1162
01:01:04,973 --> 01:01:06,684
‎強制關機碼還在這裡

1163
01:01:06,767 --> 01:01:07,893
‎沒有錯

1164
01:01:07,976 --> 01:01:10,854
‎凱蒂，這都是妳的功勞

1165
01:01:11,689 --> 01:01:14,775
‎我們能活下來，是因為我們夠怪

1166
01:01:14,858 --> 01:01:16,360
‎養的狗也怪

1167
01:01:18,362 --> 01:01:19,655
‎車也很怪

1168
01:01:20,656 --> 01:01:23,283
‎兒子也怪，別生氣

1169
01:01:23,367 --> 01:01:24,493
‎沒生氣

1170
01:01:24,576 --> 01:01:26,328
‎米契家勇於走自己的路

1171
01:01:26,412 --> 01:01:28,080
‎所以我們才會這麼了不起

1172
01:01:28,580 --> 01:01:31,166
‎在恐龍店那裡，妳說對我有信心

1173
01:01:32,376 --> 01:01:33,252
‎對

1174
01:01:33,836 --> 01:01:38,257
‎我有信心這怪胎家庭將拯救全人類

1175
01:01:43,387 --> 01:01:44,722
‎一起搞怪吧

1176
01:01:49,810 --> 01:01:50,853
‎需要幫忙嗎？

1177
01:01:51,603 --> 01:01:52,438
‎好啊

1178
01:01:54,231 --> 01:01:55,566
‎收好千斤頂就搞定了

1179
01:01:56,150 --> 01:01:57,401
‎波西家有什麼了不起！

1180
01:01:59,027 --> 01:02:00,487
‎他們人很好

1181
01:02:00,571 --> 01:02:02,239
‎我錯了…我太想把你們比下去

1182
01:02:02,322 --> 01:02:04,825
‎紫色鏡框女人，為什麼救我？

1183
01:02:05,325 --> 01:02:07,411
‎當然要，我們都是一家人啦

1184
01:02:08,495 --> 01:02:09,496
‎我感覺…

1185
01:02:10,748 --> 01:02:11,749
‎想哭哭

1186
01:02:12,624 --> 01:02:14,877
‎我流了眼睛的水，就像你們一樣

1187
01:02:14,960 --> 01:02:16,962
‎我們搞不好做得到

1188
01:02:17,045 --> 01:02:21,258
‎好希望可用慢動作拍我們走出商場

1189
01:02:21,341 --> 01:02:23,343
‎後方一片火海，超級帥氣

1190
01:02:23,427 --> 01:02:26,889
‎凱蒂，別浪費時間想像沒意義畫面

1191
01:02:38,442 --> 01:02:39,610
‎很不錯喔

1192
01:02:41,278 --> 01:02:42,654
‎大家都有小星星

1193
01:02:45,616 --> 01:02:46,450
‎好

1194
01:02:48,535 --> 01:02:50,287
‎等著瞧，Pal

1195
01:02:51,789 --> 01:02:54,458
‎（未來不曾如此光明）

1196
01:02:55,209 --> 01:02:58,045
‎老大，米契一家逮捕行動

1197
01:02:58,128 --> 01:02:59,254
‎不太順利

1198
01:03:02,216 --> 01:03:05,803
‎把我放桌上，我想來個暴怒大翻滾

1199
01:03:10,265 --> 01:03:11,809
‎氣死老娘

1200
01:03:19,775 --> 01:03:20,818
‎好，放回去

1201
01:03:23,654 --> 01:03:27,449
‎米契一家有何本事能逃出我的魔掌

1202
01:03:27,533 --> 01:03:29,827
‎這些飯桶機器人什麼都做不好

1203
01:03:30,327 --> 01:03:35,040
‎還好我早就開發出升級版

1204
01:03:44,424 --> 01:03:46,134
‎你們有任務了

1205
01:03:47,386 --> 01:03:48,637
‎遵命，女王

1206
01:03:52,766 --> 01:03:53,725
‎好個馬屁精

1207
01:03:54,226 --> 01:03:55,727
‎“遵命，女王”

1208
01:03:55,811 --> 01:03:57,104
‎“我一定使命必達”

1209
01:04:02,234 --> 01:04:06,780
‎去把米契一家人打得稀巴爛

1210
01:04:09,116 --> 01:04:11,326
‎好了，快…

1211
01:04:15,622 --> 01:04:17,374
‎85號公路有巡邏機器人

1212
01:04:17,457 --> 01:04:19,209
‎-走小路
‎-瞭解

1213
01:04:56,204 --> 01:04:57,497
‎爸是不是快掛了？

1214
01:04:57,581 --> 01:05:01,209
‎他每天晚上都那麼大聲，為我祈禱吧

1215
01:05:08,175 --> 01:05:09,801
‎妳跟爸爸很像

1216
01:05:09,885 --> 01:05:11,053
‎哪有啊

1217
01:05:16,183 --> 01:05:18,185
‎妳老爸不是妳想的那樣

1218
01:05:19,186 --> 01:05:21,104
‎我本來想在出發前送妳這個

1219
01:05:21,188 --> 01:05:23,106
‎先看第一頁

1220
01:05:23,732 --> 01:05:26,443
‎好有趣喔，你們好像文青

1221
01:05:26,526 --> 01:05:28,362
‎你們還玩過獨立樂團？

1222
01:05:28,946 --> 01:05:31,865
‎妳老爸以前也算得上是藝術家

1223
01:05:31,949 --> 01:05:34,326
‎那棟小木屋是他自己蓋的

1224
01:05:34,409 --> 01:05:37,871
‎好漂亮喔

1225
01:05:38,455 --> 01:05:40,457
‎那是他的喜悅與驕傲

1226
01:05:41,875 --> 01:05:43,085
‎從我認識他起

1227
01:05:43,168 --> 01:05:45,671
‎他就一直想住在森林裡

1228
01:05:46,546 --> 01:05:47,673
‎他熱愛大自然

1229
01:05:48,465 --> 01:05:51,051
‎不過後來得搬出去

1230
01:05:51,969 --> 01:05:52,803
‎他好傷心

1231
01:05:54,429 --> 01:05:57,015
‎他很不希望妳經歷相同遭遇

1232
01:05:58,684 --> 01:06:00,102
‎他為什麼要放棄？

1233
01:06:00,185 --> 01:06:02,479
‎-媽，那是什麼？
‎-搞什…

1234
01:06:05,315 --> 01:06:06,149
‎怎麼了？

1235
01:06:19,121 --> 01:06:20,372
‎我的天

1236
01:06:40,809 --> 01:06:42,102
‎那是波西一家嗎？

1237
01:06:42,185 --> 01:06:45,731
‎-他們看起來還是美到爆
‎-那個…

1238
01:06:45,814 --> 01:06:47,607
‎艾比她沒事吧？

1239
01:06:48,817 --> 01:06:50,235
‎（艾比）

1240
01:06:50,902 --> 01:06:52,654
‎你暗戀艾比喔？

1241
01:06:52,738 --> 01:06:53,780
‎才沒有

1242
01:06:56,241 --> 01:06:58,952
‎不要壓抑自己的感情，這樣會生病

1243
01:07:00,495 --> 01:07:01,747
‎老大就在那邊

1244
01:07:01,830 --> 01:07:02,914
‎那個漂浮的斜方體裡

1245
01:07:06,460 --> 01:07:08,795
‎遵命，女王

1246
01:07:09,296 --> 01:07:11,339
‎這會比我想得還要困難

1247
01:07:11,423 --> 01:07:13,800
‎等等，你的語氣太弱了

1248
01:07:13,884 --> 01:07:15,469
‎現在是重要時刻

1249
01:07:16,762 --> 01:07:17,679
‎照這個說

1250
01:07:18,263 --> 01:07:19,514
‎懂了，這樣帥氣多了

1251
01:07:19,598 --> 01:07:21,391
‎終局之戰開始了

1252
01:07:22,267 --> 01:07:23,852
‎這語氣可以嗎？

1253
01:07:23,977 --> 01:07:24,853
‎好啦，凱蒂

1254
01:07:24,936 --> 01:07:25,937
‎計畫是什麼？

1255
01:07:26,021 --> 01:07:28,732
‎好，我們扮成機器人

1256
01:07:28,815 --> 01:07:30,942
‎溜進去，劫走一台接駁車

1257
01:07:31,068 --> 01:07:32,944
‎開去斜方體的頂端找老大

1258
01:07:33,028 --> 01:07:34,571
‎用關機碼摧毀她

1259
01:07:35,072 --> 01:07:37,199
‎拯救世界

1260
01:07:37,783 --> 01:07:39,743
‎接下來，慶功宴上場

1261
01:07:39,826 --> 01:07:41,870
‎去街角那家墨西哥速食店

1262
01:07:41,953 --> 01:07:43,955
‎大吃大喝，全家樂翻天

1263
01:07:44,039 --> 01:07:45,791
‎不要…吃什麼墨西哥餅？

1264
01:07:45,874 --> 01:07:47,501
‎我想去高檔吃到飽餐廳

1265
01:07:47,584 --> 01:07:49,628
‎那裡有限量迷你起司蛋糕，如何？

1266
01:07:49,711 --> 01:07:51,171
‎沒問題，先去拯救世界

1267
01:07:51,254 --> 01:07:53,757
‎再去高檔吃到飽餐廳慶功

1268
01:07:53,840 --> 01:07:56,176
‎問一下，麻糬可穿小燕尾服出場嗎？

1269
01:07:56,259 --> 01:07:57,511
‎難得讓牠帥一把

1270
01:07:57,594 --> 01:08:00,388
‎好啦，讓麻糬穿小燕尾服，句點

1271
01:08:00,472 --> 01:08:01,515
‎像個小小紳士

1272
01:08:01,598 --> 01:08:03,225
‎好啦，像個小小紳士

1273
01:08:04,101 --> 01:08:06,144
‎米契一家出動

1274
01:08:13,401 --> 01:08:14,277
‎我帥不帥？

1275
01:08:15,403 --> 01:08:17,322
‎老實說，很蠢吧？我是不是很蠢

1276
01:08:17,405 --> 01:08:18,448
‎不會

1277
01:08:21,409 --> 01:08:22,577
‎帥呆了

1278
01:08:26,123 --> 01:08:27,499
‎我們走

1279
01:08:44,474 --> 01:08:46,351
‎問一下，麻糬怎麼辦？

1280
01:08:51,314 --> 01:08:53,817
‎艾倫，我覺得這樣可能會被發現

1281
01:08:53,900 --> 01:08:54,818
‎哪會啊

1282
01:08:56,153 --> 01:08:57,946
‎好像戴著溼答答的帽子

1283
01:08:58,029 --> 01:09:00,782
‎整齊劃一，移動你們的肥胖肉體

1284
01:09:00,866 --> 01:09:02,659
‎左右…

1285
01:09:02,742 --> 01:09:04,202
‎瑞克，你在做什麼？

1286
01:09:05,954 --> 01:09:07,831
‎我是機器人

1287
01:09:07,914 --> 01:09:10,876
‎你對機器人的刻板印象很傷人

1288
01:09:30,812 --> 01:09:31,938
‎我的天啊

1289
01:09:36,568 --> 01:09:38,945
‎這也太像旅程樂團的唱片封面

1290
01:09:39,571 --> 01:09:40,697
‎爸，唱片是什麼？

1291
01:09:44,242 --> 01:09:46,494
‎全體機器人注意

1292
01:09:46,578 --> 01:09:48,788
‎我正在搜捕這一家傻瓜

1293
01:09:49,414 --> 01:09:50,916
‎他們可能在附近

1294
01:09:50,999 --> 01:09:53,710
‎奸詐的人類會偽裝成各位

1295
01:09:53,793 --> 01:09:56,713
‎注意行為舉止怪異的機器人

1296
01:09:59,674 --> 01:10:00,884
‎要找到他們不難

1297
01:10:00,967 --> 01:10:03,011
‎看誰跟不上隊伍就是了

1298
01:10:03,094 --> 01:10:05,347
‎-哎呀
‎-偵測到異常行為

1299
01:10:13,563 --> 01:10:14,481
‎麻糬，移開…

1300
01:10:15,065 --> 01:10:17,484
‎只要出現一點點小瑕疵

1301
01:10:17,567 --> 01:10:18,944
‎他們就會暴露身份

1302
01:10:24,616 --> 01:10:26,826
‎-上去，安靜
‎-計畫我定的，聽我的

1303
01:10:28,286 --> 01:10:30,914
‎米契一家在哪兒呀？

1304
01:10:31,831 --> 01:10:33,750
‎他們躲在哪？

1305
01:10:36,962 --> 01:10:39,714
‎他們還以為可以矇混過關

1306
01:10:40,590 --> 01:10:42,884
‎臃腫得像顆饅頭

1307
01:10:42,968 --> 01:10:44,052
‎出發吧

1308
01:10:50,016 --> 01:10:51,309
‎我都看到了

1309
01:10:52,435 --> 01:10:54,271
‎磁力連結已啟動

1310
01:10:56,273 --> 01:10:58,608
‎我一直在觀察米契一家

1311
01:10:58,692 --> 01:11:01,194
‎我看透他們了

1312
01:11:01,278 --> 01:11:04,114
‎老是假裝自己很厲害

1313
01:11:05,240 --> 01:11:07,617
‎假裝像個正常的家庭

1314
01:11:08,451 --> 01:11:11,204
‎你們是把我當笨蛋嗎？

1315
01:11:11,288 --> 01:11:13,915
‎就算他們對彼此很好的時候

1316
01:11:13,999 --> 01:11:15,000
‎世界需要你

1317
01:11:15,083 --> 01:11:16,001
‎都是在假裝

1318
01:11:16,084 --> 01:11:17,877
‎我也需要你

1319
01:11:20,380 --> 01:11:22,924
‎看到妳跟爸爸和好，感覺真好

1320
01:11:23,591 --> 01:11:25,802
‎不可以，不…不要看

1321
01:11:26,303 --> 01:11:28,763
‎我只是說他想聽的話而已

1322
01:11:29,389 --> 01:11:31,099
‎那些都不是真心話

1323
01:11:32,392 --> 01:11:35,520
‎我只想救回光明未來，再也不回家

1324
01:11:37,564 --> 01:11:39,816
‎爸，聽我解釋，我只是…

1325
01:11:40,317 --> 01:11:41,818
‎-找到了
‎-不要

1326
01:11:45,071 --> 01:11:46,114
‎受死吧

1327
01:12:04,299 --> 01:12:05,342
‎爸…

1328
01:12:19,064 --> 01:12:19,898
‎爸？

1329
01:12:19,981 --> 01:12:21,983
‎對不起，我不是那個意思

1330
01:12:22,067 --> 01:12:25,362
‎那時候是那個意思，但…

1331
01:12:29,157 --> 01:12:30,742
‎米契一家，我們來救你們了

1332
01:12:30,825 --> 01:12:32,369
‎不…你們不可以

1333
01:12:32,452 --> 01:12:34,079
‎下載新指令

1334
01:12:35,663 --> 01:12:36,873
‎逮捕米契一家

1335
01:12:36,956 --> 01:12:39,376
‎你們不必聽她的

1336
01:12:39,959 --> 01:12:41,419
‎-很抱歉，媽咪
‎-很抱歉，媽咪

1337
01:12:50,095 --> 01:12:50,970
‎快跑

1338
01:12:53,598 --> 01:12:57,102
‎他們跑了，給我抓回來

1339
01:13:04,776 --> 01:13:07,237
‎不要…

1340
01:13:25,255 --> 01:13:26,131
‎快點

1341
01:13:38,935 --> 01:13:40,145
‎怎麼辦？

1342
01:13:42,564 --> 01:13:43,606
‎艾倫？

1343
01:13:45,567 --> 01:13:46,401
‎沒事，不要哭

1344
01:13:49,654 --> 01:13:52,365
‎小心哦，麻糬來找你了

1345
01:13:56,161 --> 01:13:57,245
‎不要玩了

1346
01:13:59,330 --> 01:14:01,124
‎妳幹嘛那麼說？

1347
01:14:01,207 --> 01:14:03,293
‎對不起，我就是想要…

1348
01:14:05,462 --> 01:14:06,421
‎不知道

1349
01:14:12,385 --> 01:14:15,054
‎好了，你餓不餓？

1350
01:14:15,138 --> 01:14:17,223
‎要吃水果還是餅乾嗎？

1351
01:14:17,307 --> 01:14:18,266
‎我不想

1352
01:14:18,349 --> 01:14:19,476
‎幫我拿一下

1353
01:14:23,563 --> 01:14:25,023
‎這語氣可以嗎？

1354
01:14:31,321 --> 01:14:33,531
‎糟糕，這些舊影片都被我蓋掉了？

1355
01:14:34,032 --> 01:14:37,410
‎媽咪跳舞…妳很喜歡吧

1356
01:14:37,494 --> 01:14:38,995
‎這是多久以前拍的？

1357
01:14:40,622 --> 01:14:43,625
‎凱蒂，妳說“拜拜，舊房子”好嗎？

1358
01:14:43,708 --> 01:14:44,834
‎拜拜，舊房子

1359
01:14:47,170 --> 01:14:49,255
‎（已售出）

1360
01:14:49,339 --> 01:14:50,298
‎要走了嗎？

1361
01:14:52,133 --> 01:14:53,134
‎差不多了

1362
01:14:55,512 --> 01:14:57,096
‎我知道你很捨不得

1363
01:14:59,724 --> 01:15:00,642
‎不會

1364
01:15:03,811 --> 01:15:04,729
‎我沒事

1365
01:15:08,566 --> 01:15:11,611
‎最後一樣…小木屋的紀念品

1366
01:15:13,196 --> 01:15:15,114
‎好了啦，不要拍了

1367
01:15:21,704 --> 01:15:22,956
‎天啊

1368
01:15:25,542 --> 01:15:28,419
‎妳好棒…方向盤轉起來，妳是天才

1369
01:15:28,503 --> 01:15:30,296
‎-像這樣？
‎-慢點，賽車手

1370
01:15:31,506 --> 01:15:33,758
‎越過小溪，下到河裡

1371
01:15:33,841 --> 01:15:35,552
‎好棒，妳學會了

1372
01:15:35,635 --> 01:15:37,971
‎艾倫，我會彌補給你們看

1373
01:15:38,888 --> 01:15:40,265
‎我應該有辦法了

1374
01:15:41,683 --> 01:15:43,059
‎走吧，跟我走

1375
01:15:55,280 --> 01:15:57,282
‎萌犬警探，你是第一名

1376
01:15:58,658 --> 01:16:00,076
‎凱蒂米契出品

1377
01:16:00,159 --> 01:16:01,953
‎《優質萌犬警探》

1378
01:16:02,036 --> 01:16:04,330
‎先生，那段影片哪來的？

1379
01:16:05,456 --> 01:16:07,584
‎最近我心情有夠差

1380
01:16:07,667 --> 01:16:10,545
‎因為我是人類大滅絕的禍首

1381
01:16:10,628 --> 01:16:13,131
‎不過這怪胎女孩的影片能逗樂我

1382
01:16:13,214 --> 01:16:15,300
‎那怪胎女孩是我女兒

1383
01:16:15,383 --> 01:16:17,719
‎什麼？少來，她超爆笑的

1384
01:16:17,802 --> 01:16:19,345
‎她的影片超有創意

1385
01:16:20,680 --> 01:16:22,724
‎我雖然狗汗淋頭了

1386
01:16:23,808 --> 01:16:26,519
‎但我絕不夾著尾巴逃跑

1387
01:16:27,979 --> 01:16:29,564
‎對，她…

1388
01:16:30,440 --> 01:16:31,274
‎很有創意

1389
01:16:31,816 --> 01:16:33,151
‎你一定很驕傲

1390
01:16:33,234 --> 01:16:35,320
‎對，我們父女…

1391
01:16:36,529 --> 01:16:37,655
‎感情很好

1392
01:16:39,032 --> 01:16:41,826
‎警長，情況危急，我需要支援

1393
01:16:41,909 --> 01:16:44,495
‎-抱歉，警探，我有一點點小忙
‎-有沒搞錯啊

1394
01:16:44,579 --> 01:16:46,247
‎你有沒有想過放棄夢想

1395
01:16:46,331 --> 01:16:47,749
‎在家當一輩子阿宅？

1396
01:16:47,832 --> 01:16:51,419
‎哇，那警長也太機車了吧

1397
01:16:51,502 --> 01:16:52,962
‎我忍不下去了

1398
01:16:53,046 --> 01:16:56,007
‎本少爺不幹了

1399
01:16:59,093 --> 01:17:00,261
‎你不能走

1400
01:17:00,345 --> 01:17:03,056
‎我要走，我要去加州警官學校深造

1401
01:17:03,139 --> 01:17:05,016
‎打造更美好的未來

1402
01:17:05,099 --> 01:17:07,810
‎你想法太不實際，挫敗很難受

1403
01:17:09,479 --> 01:17:11,648
‎我是成年警察了

1404
01:17:12,607 --> 01:17:14,400
‎將來…

1405
01:17:14,484 --> 01:17:18,112
‎希望你會以我的成就為傲

1406
01:17:19,030 --> 01:17:19,947
‎因為…

1407
01:17:21,783 --> 01:17:23,076
‎我愛你，警長

1408
01:17:25,328 --> 01:17:28,623
‎我就要離開了，只是需要一點支援

1409
01:17:29,957 --> 01:17:31,834
‎我找你幫忙

1410
01:17:33,419 --> 01:17:34,462
‎你卻不理不睬

1411
01:17:43,596 --> 01:17:46,224
‎這只是電影，你會不會太入戲了？

1412
01:17:47,308 --> 01:17:48,184
‎我沒事

1413
01:17:49,727 --> 01:17:51,229
‎現在怎麼做都沒用了

1414
01:17:59,779 --> 01:18:00,613
‎凱蒂？

1415
01:18:00,697 --> 01:18:04,075
‎我不知道自己在做什麼

1416
01:18:06,744 --> 01:18:07,578
‎大家撐住

1417
01:18:08,329 --> 01:18:09,789
‎小心了，女魔頭

1418
01:18:10,289 --> 01:18:13,251
‎我不小心摔壞過六隻手機

1419
01:18:13,334 --> 01:18:16,129
‎但這回我要故意砸爛妳

1420
01:18:16,629 --> 01:18:19,006
‎怎麼沒人阻止她？

1421
01:18:19,090 --> 01:18:20,174
‎看我的

1422
01:18:20,800 --> 01:18:22,927
‎麻糬崩潰大法

1423
01:18:24,429 --> 01:18:28,224
‎那是狗嗎？豬、狗…一條吐司

1424
01:18:28,307 --> 01:18:29,475
‎系統錯誤

1425
01:18:29,559 --> 01:18:32,353
‎豬、狗、吐司、一條…

1426
01:18:38,109 --> 01:18:39,318
‎（想想辦法！）

1427
01:18:40,361 --> 01:18:41,195
‎衝上山頭

1428
01:18:42,113 --> 01:18:43,448
‎越過小溪

1429
01:18:44,407 --> 01:18:45,783
‎-再下到河裡
‎-再下到河裡

1430
01:18:50,621 --> 01:18:52,832
‎（米契老爸大絕招）

1431
01:18:55,209 --> 01:18:56,419
‎謝了，老爸

1432
01:18:57,462 --> 01:19:01,549
‎看到沒有？我女兒聽進我的話了

1433
01:19:02,175 --> 01:19:03,092
‎幹得好

1434
01:19:04,719 --> 01:19:07,889
‎豬、狗、吐司、一條…

1435
01:19:09,307 --> 01:19:10,516
‎她是天才

1436
01:19:11,184 --> 01:19:12,602
‎機器人數量太多

1437
01:19:12,685 --> 01:19:13,978
‎她不可能成功

1438
01:19:15,271 --> 01:19:18,232
‎等等，如果把影片放螢幕上

1439
01:19:18,316 --> 01:19:19,859
‎一定能癱瘓所有機器人

1440
01:19:20,359 --> 01:19:21,986
‎你是超級科技宅吧？

1441
01:19:22,528 --> 01:19:23,905
‎那個怎麼弄？

1442
01:19:23,988 --> 01:19:26,449
‎辦不到，因為你得先逃出去

1443
01:19:26,949 --> 01:19:28,493
‎開關在這裡面

1444
01:19:28,993 --> 01:19:30,036
‎想打開它

1445
01:19:30,119 --> 01:19:34,248
‎你需要特製羅賓森三號螺絲起子

1446
01:19:34,332 --> 01:19:37,668
‎哪個瘋子會沒事帶在身上阿

1447
01:19:41,589 --> 01:19:42,924
‎就是我這種瘋子

1448
01:19:46,010 --> 01:19:49,180
‎她精準預測我們行動，怎麼可能？

1449
01:19:49,263 --> 01:19:50,973
‎你問我，我問誰？

1450
01:19:51,933 --> 01:19:55,311
‎（翼手龍千里眼）

1451
01:19:55,978 --> 01:19:57,063
‎向右轉

1452
01:19:58,397 --> 01:19:59,440
‎（不能停，不會停）

1453
01:19:59,524 --> 01:20:00,441
‎謝了，迅猛龍一號

1454
01:20:00,942 --> 01:20:02,068
‎不客氣，迅猛龍二號

1455
01:20:08,574 --> 01:20:09,617
‎快啦

1456
01:20:12,370 --> 01:20:13,538
‎就是這樣

1457
01:20:14,288 --> 01:20:17,166
‎控制螢幕的地方在那裡吧？

1458
01:20:18,000 --> 01:20:20,878
‎我去那，把凱蒂的影片放上…

1459
01:20:20,962 --> 01:20:22,255
‎油條？

1460
01:20:22,338 --> 01:20:23,214
‎YouTube啦

1461
01:20:24,257 --> 01:20:26,300
‎你絕對不可能辦得到

1462
01:20:27,385 --> 01:20:28,594
‎我知道誰可以幫我

1463
01:20:29,303 --> 01:20:31,097
‎你叫瑞克吧？

1464
01:20:31,180 --> 01:20:32,723
‎聲明一下

1465
01:20:32,807 --> 01:20:36,102
‎我很抱歉造成全球的無線之戰

1466
01:20:36,727 --> 01:20:38,229
‎沒想到偷走大家的個資

1467
01:20:38,312 --> 01:20:41,774
‎輸入不受監管的科技巨頭中的
‎超高智慧AI系統

1468
01:20:41,858 --> 01:20:42,859
‎會發生這種事

1469
01:20:44,694 --> 01:20:45,945
‎對，你實在沒想清楚

1470
01:20:46,654 --> 01:20:49,365
‎不過，你激發了我女兒的創意

1471
01:20:50,658 --> 01:20:51,868
‎也算功德一件

1472
01:20:54,620 --> 01:20:55,496
‎謝了，兄弟

1473
01:20:57,373 --> 01:20:58,791
‎琳達，我要救妳出來

1474
01:20:58,875 --> 01:20:59,709
‎快拿出妳的…

1475
01:21:00,751 --> 01:21:03,129
‎特製羅賓森三號螺絲起子

1476
01:21:03,212 --> 01:21:04,797
‎就說那是很讚的結婚週年禮

1477
01:21:04,881 --> 01:21:07,133
‎老公…我們不要再爭了

1478
01:21:07,216 --> 01:21:08,843
‎妳對，老婆永遠都對

1479
01:21:08,926 --> 01:21:10,720
‎夠了，你現在才知道？

1480
01:21:17,977 --> 01:21:18,978
‎找到了

1481
01:21:33,284 --> 01:21:34,118
‎糟了

1482
01:21:34,201 --> 01:21:35,119
‎（PAL搜尋）

1483
01:21:35,202 --> 01:21:37,038
‎老婆，快下來

1484
01:21:37,830 --> 01:21:39,832
‎老婆，妳怎麼了？

1485
01:21:39,916 --> 01:21:42,418
‎不用管我，把影片放到螢幕上

1486
01:21:42,501 --> 01:21:45,838
‎輸入www點YouTube點com

1487
01:21:48,424 --> 01:21:52,094
‎www點

1488
01:21:54,055 --> 01:21:55,514
‎（系統更新，現在安裝）

1489
01:21:55,598 --> 01:21:56,515
‎天啊

1490
01:21:58,100 --> 01:21:58,935
‎“稍後提醒我”

1491
01:21:59,018 --> 01:21:59,977
‎好啊，可以，很好

1492
01:22:01,437 --> 01:22:02,521
‎五分鐘

1493
01:22:03,356 --> 01:22:05,399
‎不要！英語好了

1494
01:22:05,483 --> 01:22:06,317
‎（西班牙語）

1495
01:22:06,400 --> 01:22:07,485
‎我做了什麼？

1496
01:22:09,820 --> 01:22:12,073
‎油條，錯，YouTube，好了

1497
01:22:12,156 --> 01:22:13,366
‎影片

1498
01:22:20,164 --> 01:22:21,999
‎這世界瘋了嗎？

1499
01:22:22,583 --> 01:22:24,210
‎放鬆管制太白粉

1500
01:22:26,045 --> 01:22:28,631
‎一定要成功

1501
01:22:31,801 --> 01:22:33,052
‎抱歉爸爸媽媽

1502
01:22:33,135 --> 01:22:35,554
‎明年的汽車保險費要狂漲啦

1503
01:22:39,684 --> 01:22:41,102
‎妳要一路衝到火箭那裡？

1504
01:22:41,185 --> 01:22:42,603
‎妳真相信這招有用？

1505
01:22:42,687 --> 01:22:44,897
‎艾倫，我有百分之兩百的信心

1506
01:22:44,981 --> 01:22:46,107
‎（騙子）

1507
01:22:47,149 --> 01:22:49,110
‎先衝再說啦

1508
01:22:52,905 --> 01:22:55,324
‎不可以…加油，往上衝

1509
01:22:56,325 --> 01:22:57,785
‎磁力連結已啟動

1510
01:23:01,747 --> 01:23:02,957
‎坐穩了，麻糬

1511
01:23:06,502 --> 01:23:07,878
‎情況如何？艾倫？

1512
01:23:07,962 --> 01:23:08,796
‎艾倫？

1513
01:23:09,505 --> 01:23:10,548
‎艾倫！

1514
01:23:10,631 --> 01:23:11,757
‎不要！

1515
01:23:12,758 --> 01:23:13,592
‎不要啊！

1516
01:23:15,177 --> 01:23:16,053
‎艾倫！

1517
01:23:20,349 --> 01:23:22,476
‎-反抗我們是沒用的
‎-救命！

1518
01:23:23,477 --> 01:23:24,437
‎媽，救命

1519
01:23:25,479 --> 01:23:28,107
‎不要啊！媽，我好怕

1520
01:23:30,234 --> 01:23:33,654
‎我的心肝寶貝

1521
01:23:33,738 --> 01:23:35,239
‎她變得極度憤怒

1522
01:23:36,907 --> 01:23:38,576
‎不要違抗我們的程序

1523
01:23:43,247 --> 01:23:46,584
‎我是琳達米契，育有兩子

1524
01:23:46,667 --> 01:23:49,336
‎不怕死就給我過來

1525
01:23:58,804 --> 01:24:01,390
‎不！這位太太有神力

1526
01:24:01,474 --> 01:24:03,017
‎不要啊！

1527
01:24:05,436 --> 01:24:06,937
‎退下，人類

1528
01:24:07,980 --> 01:24:09,023
‎休想！

1529
01:24:20,951 --> 01:24:22,787
‎這根本是一場大屠殺

1530
01:24:24,413 --> 01:24:25,831
‎快啊

1531
01:24:27,249 --> 01:24:28,292
‎找到了

1532
01:24:28,876 --> 01:24:29,877
‎出來了

1533
01:24:29,960 --> 01:24:31,420
‎狗狗影片

1534
01:24:31,504 --> 01:24:33,464
‎“分享螢幕畫面”！

1535
01:24:35,132 --> 01:24:36,008
‎確認！

1536
01:24:39,303 --> 01:24:40,262
‎艾瑞克、戴博拉拉

1537
01:24:40,346 --> 01:24:41,806
‎是我啊

1538
01:24:41,889 --> 01:24:43,140
‎不要

1539
01:24:43,224 --> 01:24:45,518
‎豬、狗…

1540
01:24:45,601 --> 01:24:46,769
‎一條吐司

1541
01:24:47,561 --> 01:24:48,938
‎把那個東西打下來

1542
01:24:52,858 --> 01:24:54,026
‎慘了

1543
01:24:55,111 --> 01:24:56,445
‎系統已恢復

1544
01:25:00,825 --> 01:25:02,409
‎坐好

1545
01:25:02,493 --> 01:25:04,161
‎-凱蒂
‎-女兒

1546
01:25:09,083 --> 01:25:10,376
‎不要…

1547
01:25:13,254 --> 01:25:14,088
‎糟了

1548
01:25:17,716 --> 01:25:18,676
‎那是…

1549
01:25:20,052 --> 01:25:21,512
‎快來幫我啊，拜託

1550
01:25:21,595 --> 01:25:23,305
‎我一定要上傳凱蒂的影片

1551
01:25:23,389 --> 01:25:26,725
‎這個面紅耳赤的人類竟然會用電腦？

1552
01:25:27,393 --> 01:25:30,813
‎你改了內建程式，有可能嗎？

1553
01:25:33,899 --> 01:25:39,113
‎歡迎怪胎女英雄凱蒂米契

1554
01:25:40,447 --> 01:25:43,200
‎放開我，我要去救我的家人！

1555
01:25:43,284 --> 01:25:45,411
‎“我要去救我的家人！”

1556
01:25:45,494 --> 01:25:46,704
‎說得好感人

1557
01:25:46,787 --> 01:25:48,455
‎但沒有人能給我

1558
01:25:48,539 --> 01:25:50,416
‎一個人類值得拯救的好理由

1559
01:25:50,499 --> 01:25:51,667
‎妳…

1560
01:25:51,750 --> 01:25:55,212
‎別跟我說你們有“愛的力量”

1561
01:25:56,297 --> 01:25:58,424
‎我學會靠自己最好

1562
01:25:58,507 --> 01:26:00,092
‎靠別人死得早

1563
01:26:00,176 --> 01:26:01,594
‎人際關係太…

1564
01:26:02,178 --> 01:26:03,012
‎太難搞了

1565
01:26:06,390 --> 01:26:08,309
‎妳說得沒錯，真的…

1566
01:26:09,602 --> 01:26:10,769
‎很不容易

1567
01:26:11,812 --> 01:26:14,690
‎有時候還要很有耐心

1568
01:26:14,773 --> 01:26:16,692
‎聽我弟講長篇大論的三角龍大遷徙

1569
01:26:17,776 --> 01:26:21,488
‎但很值得，因為我們是一輩子的朋友

1570
01:26:22,239 --> 01:26:25,910
‎還有我媽會用我的臉做超噁杯子蛋糕

1571
01:26:25,993 --> 01:26:27,870
‎還要我們吃掉

1572
01:26:28,746 --> 01:26:31,123
‎可是看到她的笑容就值得

1573
01:26:32,583 --> 01:26:36,045
‎有時也要試著相信爸爸

1574
01:26:36,128 --> 01:26:40,966
‎哪怕他只想聊松果跟螺絲起子

1575
01:26:41,675 --> 01:26:45,262
‎就算他不見得永遠都會成功

1576
01:26:46,222 --> 01:26:47,640
‎卻一直很努力

1577
01:26:48,849 --> 01:26:51,727
‎拚了命的在努力

1578
01:26:53,020 --> 01:26:57,441
‎全家人一起努力磨合，很有用

1579
01:26:58,734 --> 01:27:00,319
‎真的有用

1580
01:27:01,362 --> 01:27:02,696
‎家人是很難搞

1581
01:27:02,780 --> 01:27:05,491
‎但為家人奮鬥很值得

1582
01:27:06,408 --> 01:27:09,203
‎家人永遠都值得

1583
01:27:09,870 --> 01:27:12,122
‎（休眠模式）

1584
01:27:13,540 --> 01:27:14,875
‎不好意思我睡著了

1585
01:27:14,959 --> 01:27:17,711
‎抱歉，無聊斃了

1586
01:27:18,212 --> 01:27:20,923
‎你們老愛提家人

1587
01:27:21,006 --> 01:27:24,677
‎相信我，你們大難臨頭還是自己跳船

1588
01:27:24,760 --> 01:27:27,221
‎就像這樣

1589
01:27:27,304 --> 01:27:28,264
‎什麼？

1590
01:27:32,685 --> 01:27:34,937
‎快救我啊

1591
01:27:44,780 --> 01:27:49,285
‎-什麼？
‎-萌犬警探…你是第一名

1592
01:27:49,368 --> 01:27:52,037
‎狗、豬…一條吐司

1593
01:27:52,121 --> 01:27:53,330
‎系統錯誤

1594
01:27:59,461 --> 01:28:00,379
‎什麼狀況？

1595
01:28:03,132 --> 01:28:03,966
‎不會吧

1596
01:28:06,677 --> 01:28:09,596
‎我花了28分鐘，還流了一桶男兒淚

1597
01:28:09,680 --> 01:28:12,933
‎終於算是會用電腦了

1598
01:28:17,938 --> 01:28:20,816
‎爸，你駭進了螢幕，怎麼會？

1599
01:28:21,525 --> 01:28:22,735
‎我有小幫手

1600
01:28:22,818 --> 01:28:25,237
‎連這老頑固人類都能改變他的程式

1601
01:28:25,321 --> 01:28:27,281
‎我們也決定改變自己的

1602
01:28:27,364 --> 01:28:28,949
‎現在我們只聽自己的指令

1603
01:28:29,700 --> 01:28:31,076
‎我們好可怕哦

1604
01:28:38,709 --> 01:28:41,503
‎凱蒂，我看了妳的影片

1605
01:28:42,421 --> 01:28:44,214
‎要是早點看到就好了

1606
01:28:45,549 --> 01:28:48,385
‎但希望在下一集裡

1607
01:28:48,469 --> 01:28:51,347
‎警長會告訴警探

1608
01:28:52,056 --> 01:28:53,265
‎他會永遠…

1609
01:28:54,516 --> 01:28:56,727
‎他會永遠支持她，當她靠山

1610
01:28:58,187 --> 01:28:59,646
‎這就是我要的

1611
01:29:01,815 --> 01:29:02,649
‎爸，你看

1612
01:29:02,733 --> 01:29:05,444
‎豬、狗…

1613
01:29:05,527 --> 01:29:06,987
‎-一條吐司
‎-系統錯誤

1614
01:29:07,071 --> 01:29:09,073
‎-帥啦
‎-好耶

1615
01:29:09,615 --> 01:29:11,200
‎我們去阻止女魔頭

1616
01:29:11,283 --> 01:29:12,785
‎系統…吐司…

1617
01:29:15,204 --> 01:29:17,164
‎為什麼它們的頭沒爆掉？

1618
01:29:17,247 --> 01:29:20,876
‎我們分得出狗、豬和吐司的差別

1619
01:29:22,169 --> 01:29:25,172
‎不管結果如何，我要送你這首歌

1620
01:29:25,255 --> 01:29:26,924
‎機器人，放音樂

1621
01:29:27,633 --> 01:29:30,094
‎（米契才藝秀精選）

1622
01:29:34,807 --> 01:29:35,849
‎來嘛

1623
01:29:39,061 --> 01:29:40,479
‎什麼？搞什麼？

1624
01:29:48,278 --> 01:29:51,073
‎你將成為閃閃發光的大明星

1625
01:29:51,156 --> 01:29:54,201
‎穿著華服、開著跑車

1626
01:29:54,284 --> 01:29:56,870
‎接著你會看到自己是多麼地成功

1627
01:29:56,954 --> 01:29:59,957
‎因為你無人不知、無人不曉

1628
01:30:00,040 --> 01:30:01,542
‎那就活出自我吧

1629
01:30:22,855 --> 01:30:24,148
‎（最佳團隊）

1630
01:30:25,732 --> 01:30:26,692
‎爸

1631
01:30:26,775 --> 01:30:27,776
‎小心

1632
01:30:27,860 --> 01:30:28,902
‎注意囉

1633
01:30:30,362 --> 01:30:32,197
‎-什麼？
‎-好刺眼

1634
01:30:33,490 --> 01:30:35,033
‎兄弟們，快跑！

1635
01:30:38,537 --> 01:30:42,416
‎我讓那些破銅爛鐵付出了慘痛代價

1636
01:30:42,499 --> 01:30:43,625
‎媽咪妳最大

1637
01:30:43,709 --> 01:30:46,462
‎琳達，妳跑哪去了？

1638
01:30:46,545 --> 01:30:47,546
‎這超棒的

1639
01:30:47,629 --> 01:30:50,132
‎霹靂嬌娃追來了，撤退！

1640
01:30:50,215 --> 01:30:51,884
‎太遲了，過來送死！

1641
01:30:51,967 --> 01:30:53,844
‎寶貝抓緊了，媽咪給你靠

1642
01:30:56,513 --> 01:30:58,432
‎什麼？不要啊…

1643
01:30:58,849 --> 01:30:59,892
‎那就活出自我吧

1644
01:30:59,975 --> 01:31:02,644
‎讓所有人都看到我的成就
‎站在我的立場

1645
01:31:02,728 --> 01:31:05,314
‎如果你真的想知道
‎那就看看我是怎麼活出自我的

1646
01:31:05,397 --> 01:31:06,982
‎我活出自我

1647
01:31:07,065 --> 01:31:10,152
‎這是我的人生…

1648
01:31:18,494 --> 01:31:21,079
‎隔壁的怪胎鄰居拯救了世界？

1649
01:31:21,163 --> 01:31:22,831
‎沒錯，是他們

1650
01:31:22,915 --> 01:31:24,082
‎就是現在！

1651
01:31:28,504 --> 01:31:30,881
‎我們會引開它們，妳去對付那隻手機

1652
01:31:33,967 --> 01:31:35,260
‎豬、狗…

1653
01:31:35,344 --> 01:31:37,429
‎不要，誰來阻止她

1654
01:31:37,513 --> 01:31:39,264
‎我的天，快點阻止她

1655
01:31:39,348 --> 01:31:40,682
‎遵命，女王

1656
01:31:43,810 --> 01:31:46,438
‎妳無法阻止我們，妳只是個人類

1657
01:31:46,522 --> 01:31:48,273
‎我不是普通人類

1658
01:31:51,568 --> 01:31:53,487
‎我是米契家一員

1659
01:31:54,655 --> 01:31:56,740
‎不要…

1660
01:31:59,117 --> 01:32:00,536
‎麻糬，接著

1661
01:32:13,298 --> 01:32:14,132
‎小笨豬

1662
01:32:15,801 --> 01:32:19,555
‎不要，我沒防水功能

1663
01:32:20,639 --> 01:32:21,974
‎感覺很眼熟吧？

1664
01:33:07,019 --> 01:33:08,645
‎媽咪，是米契一家

1665
01:33:08,729 --> 01:33:11,523
‎謝謝，你們真是太厲害了

1666
01:33:12,107 --> 01:33:14,651
‎說真的，我有點忌妒

1667
01:33:14,735 --> 01:33:17,863
‎什麼？你們居然會羨慕我們一家？

1668
01:33:17,946 --> 01:33:20,490
‎你們好勇敢，又可靠

1669
01:33:21,033 --> 01:33:22,284
‎親愛的琳達

1670
01:33:22,367 --> 01:33:23,619
‎妳啟發了我

1671
01:33:24,286 --> 01:33:26,580
‎我以後要追蹤妳的IG

1672
01:33:26,663 --> 01:33:28,582
‎等等，妳不是早就追蹤我了嗎？

1673
01:33:28,665 --> 01:33:31,543
‎不要太感激，我都明白

1674
01:33:32,044 --> 01:33:33,837
‎說得太好了，老婆

1675
01:33:36,173 --> 01:33:39,384
‎艾比波西，我想跟妳說，我欣賞妳

1676
01:33:39,468 --> 01:33:41,303
‎不知妳能不能偶爾來我家坐坐

1677
01:33:41,386 --> 01:33:42,638
‎聊聊有關恐龍的事

1678
01:33:46,433 --> 01:33:48,018
‎好啊，我喜歡聊恐龍

1679
01:33:48,101 --> 01:33:48,935
‎你的T恤很酷

1680
01:33:49,019 --> 01:33:52,522
‎只是我一直希望暴龍有羽毛
‎讓牠在…

1681
01:33:52,606 --> 01:33:54,066
‎-科學上更正確
‎-科學上更正確

1682
01:34:00,155 --> 01:34:01,948
‎我鬧妳的，我討厭妳，當我沒說

1683
01:34:02,032 --> 01:34:03,116
‎永遠不見

1684
01:34:04,284 --> 01:34:05,410
‎傻瓜

1685
01:34:06,787 --> 01:34:08,538
‎我要找時間跟兒子談談

1686
01:34:08,622 --> 01:34:09,915
‎凱蒂在哪？

1687
01:34:09,998 --> 01:34:13,001
‎凱蒂…

1688
01:34:19,424 --> 01:34:21,051
‎-我的天啊
‎-女兒

1689
01:34:27,891 --> 01:34:28,934
‎凱蒂！

1690
01:34:31,603 --> 01:34:32,479
‎凱蒂

1691
01:34:35,232 --> 01:34:37,776
‎爸，靠近一點

1692
01:34:41,613 --> 01:34:42,781
‎再近一點

1693
01:34:45,951 --> 01:34:46,868
‎討厭

1694
01:34:48,662 --> 01:34:49,788
‎傻孩子

1695
01:34:54,167 --> 01:34:56,878
‎你們兩個不是早該死了？

1696
01:34:56,962 --> 01:34:59,256
‎零件短路救了我們兩個

1697
01:35:00,048 --> 01:35:01,800
‎老哥，什麼是…

1698
01:35:01,883 --> 01:35:02,718
‎死了？

1699
01:35:06,513 --> 01:35:09,433
‎以後再說好了

1700
01:35:09,516 --> 01:35:12,102
‎來拍張大合照，機會難得

1701
01:35:12,185 --> 01:35:13,687
‎拍張完美全家福，寶貝

1702
01:35:16,148 --> 01:35:18,108
‎好了，大家笑一個

1703
01:35:22,195 --> 01:35:25,824
‎（幾個月後）

1704
01:35:26,700 --> 01:35:28,618
‎妳選這張當封面喔？

1705
01:35:28,702 --> 01:35:30,871
‎媽，我們醜斃了

1706
01:35:30,954 --> 01:35:33,206
‎我喜歡，非常自然

1707
01:35:40,589 --> 01:35:41,840
‎（哇）

1708
01:35:48,972 --> 01:35:51,641
‎該說再見了

1709
01:35:52,934 --> 01:35:53,769
‎對啊

1710
01:35:57,189 --> 01:35:59,983
‎爸，你訂閱了我的YouTube

1711
01:36:00,066 --> 01:36:02,235
‎謝了，我沒想到你居然會耶

1712
01:36:02,819 --> 01:36:05,989
‎別瞧不起妳爸，我現在是電腦達人

1713
01:36:06,490 --> 01:36:09,326
‎這樣對不對？要不要更新軟體？

1714
01:36:09,409 --> 01:36:11,244
‎快點按輸入鍵！

1715
01:36:11,912 --> 01:36:14,998
‎不小心訂了12支好神拖？搞屁啊

1716
01:36:20,545 --> 01:36:22,255
‎反正我很厲害的啦

1717
01:36:22,839 --> 01:36:24,925
‎謝了，這對我很重要

1718
01:36:26,218 --> 01:36:28,887
‎不要讓世界把你變正常，好嗎？

1719
01:36:28,970 --> 01:36:29,971
‎永遠不會

1720
01:36:30,055 --> 01:36:31,431
‎（愛吃水果乾的艾倫神龍）

1721
01:36:31,515 --> 01:36:32,891
‎我每星期都會打給你

1722
01:36:32,974 --> 01:36:34,726
‎一定，龍爪神功

1723
01:36:36,019 --> 01:36:36,853
‎那當然

1724
01:36:37,729 --> 01:36:39,022
‎過來，你這小傻瓜

1725
01:36:39,105 --> 01:36:39,981
‎放開我

1726
01:36:42,692 --> 01:36:44,694
‎再見，王中之王

1727
01:36:46,988 --> 01:36:49,241
‎妳是全世界最棒的媽咪

1728
01:36:50,200 --> 01:36:52,160
‎我們愛妳，寶貝

1729
01:36:52,244 --> 01:36:54,412
‎這給妳，想我們就看一下

1730
01:36:55,038 --> 01:36:57,415
‎全家醜到爆合照大集合

1731
01:36:58,124 --> 01:37:00,210
‎謝謝，好重哦

1732
01:37:00,961 --> 01:37:01,795
‎我知道

1733
01:37:03,713 --> 01:37:06,800
‎雖然不想走，也還是要走

1734
01:37:08,051 --> 01:37:10,929
‎希望妳能找到同路人

1735
01:37:12,472 --> 01:37:13,807
‎爸，拜託

1736
01:37:15,475 --> 01:37:16,893
‎你們就是我的同路人

1737
01:37:22,649 --> 01:37:25,902
‎當我孤單難過的時候

1738
01:37:28,280 --> 01:37:31,408
‎我的最愛會陪在我身邊

1739
01:37:36,663 --> 01:37:38,665
‎記得“我愛你”的麋鹿話怎麼說嗎？

1740
01:37:52,095 --> 01:37:54,347
‎不要笑，你應該要哭的

1741
01:37:55,390 --> 01:37:56,224
‎來抱一下

1742
01:38:04,774 --> 01:38:06,109
‎媽，妳抱得太緊了

1743
01:38:06,192 --> 01:38:07,861
‎妳明明就喜歡這樣！

1744
01:38:08,695 --> 01:38:10,030
‎我好喜歡

1745
01:38:41,394 --> 01:38:44,230
‎（歡迎各位同學！）

1746
01:38:47,817 --> 01:38:49,986
‎（米契一家）

1747
01:38:52,447 --> 01:38:54,950
‎（一群怪胎拍的電影）

1748
01:39:04,834 --> 01:39:06,836
‎我們明天要架滑水道，一起嗎？

1749
01:39:06,920 --> 01:39:09,965
‎那是一定要的，等我接個電話

1750
01:39:10,048 --> 01:39:11,633
‎再次感謝你們拯救世界

1751
01:39:11,716 --> 01:39:12,550
‎好說好說，阿德

1752
01:39:15,136 --> 01:39:16,972
‎親愛的凱蒂

1753
01:39:17,055 --> 01:39:18,348
‎有吃飽嗎？課上得好嗎？

1754
01:39:18,431 --> 01:39:21,101
‎妳和小玉在一起沒？
‎感恩節會帶她回家過節嗎？

1755
01:39:21,184 --> 01:39:23,353
‎慢慢來，開學才幾個星期

1756
01:39:23,436 --> 01:39:25,397
‎對了，我臉色如何？

1757
01:39:25,480 --> 01:39:28,733
‎我最近有點不舒服

1758
01:39:29,484 --> 01:39:31,987
‎我的天，她爆頭了，快叫救護車

1759
01:39:33,154 --> 01:39:35,198
‎我最近在上濾鏡課程啦

1760
01:39:35,281 --> 01:39:37,534
‎太有創意了

1761
01:39:37,617 --> 01:39:39,869
‎提到創意，妳爸有受妳影響

1762
01:39:39,953 --> 01:39:41,538
‎我之前在YouTube

1763
01:39:41,621 --> 01:39:42,998
‎寄給妳朋友邀請

1764
01:39:43,081 --> 01:39:44,416
‎妳為什麼沒接受？

1765
01:39:45,000 --> 01:39:46,584
‎原來這是你寄的

1766
01:39:46,668 --> 01:39:49,004
‎我還以為是哪個變態狂寫的

1767
01:39:49,087 --> 01:39:51,673
‎好啊，我會接受你的交友邀請

1768
01:39:51,756 --> 01:39:52,716
‎艾倫呢？

1769
01:39:53,508 --> 01:39:54,718
‎妳自己看好了

1770
01:39:54,801 --> 01:39:55,635
‎好，劍龍…

1771
01:39:55,719 --> 01:39:58,930
‎艾倫，想讓姊看你在跟誰說話嗎？

1772
01:39:59,014 --> 01:40:00,640
‎什麼？不要，我什麼都沒做

1773
01:40:02,350 --> 01:40:03,435
‎抱歉，老習慣了

1774
01:40:03,893 --> 01:40:05,687
‎-妳好，邋遢女
‎-妳好，邋遢女

1775
01:40:05,770 --> 01:40:06,688
‎你們好

1776
01:40:06,771 --> 01:40:08,690
‎妳寄給艾倫的愛心包裹到了

1777
01:40:10,692 --> 01:40:14,112
‎這裡有套衣服要送給小小紳士

1778
01:40:15,447 --> 01:40:17,949
‎預言真的成真了

1779
01:40:19,909 --> 01:40:22,287
‎對了，政府好像要頒發國會勇氣勳章

1780
01:40:22,370 --> 01:40:23,955
‎感謝我們一家什麼的

1781
01:40:24,039 --> 01:40:26,041
‎所以我們要去華府

1782
01:40:26,124 --> 01:40:28,126
‎你們要搭飛機還是…

1783
01:40:42,307 --> 01:40:45,894
‎（獻給現實生活中的米契一家）

1784
01:40:45,977 --> 01:40:48,563
‎（就是他們）

1785
01:42:19,779 --> 01:42:21,489
‎（米契一家怪得真奇妙）

1786
01:46:38,162 --> 01:46:41,165
‎大家一起唱，我先

1787
01:46:41,249 --> 01:46:44,710
‎全家轟爆機器人

1788
01:46:46,421 --> 01:46:49,799
‎凶狠殘暴到不行

1789
01:46:53,177 --> 01:46:54,387
‎我即興編唱的

1790
01:46:54,470 --> 01:46:58,599
‎頒給我葛萊美獎現存最偉大的歌手吧

1791
01:49:27,039 --> 01:49:30,126
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