1 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:23,819 It was a waking dream, 2 00:00:23,898 --> 00:00:26,858 the kind that arrives in the twilight between sleep and the real world. 3 00:00:26,943 --> 00:00:28,903 I sat straight up in bed and said out loud, 4 00:00:28,987 --> 00:00:31,407 "I'm going to be President of the United States." 5 00:00:31,614 --> 00:00:34,704 It does seem to be the hot job everyone aspires to nowadays. 6 00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:37,116 The air of impossibility has been removed. 7 00:00:37,412 --> 00:00:39,712 I had that dream when I was seven years old, Dean Lawrence, 8 00:00:39,789 --> 00:00:42,459 and I've spent my entire life studying the lives of former presidents 9 00:00:42,542 --> 00:00:44,632 to identify common experiences and traits 10 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:47,341 that led to their inevitable election victories. 11 00:00:47,422 --> 00:00:48,472 Such as? 12 00:00:48,548 --> 00:00:50,088 I only went back as far as Reagan. 13 00:00:50,175 --> 00:00:52,505 As far as I'm concerned, he created the modern presidency, 14 00:00:52,594 --> 00:00:55,684 the presidency of television and celebrity. 15 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:58,224 People like to think of their presidents as characters they see on TV. 16 00:00:58,308 --> 00:01:00,388 Most never actually see them in real life. 17 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:01,637 Reagan and Bush Sr. 18 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:04,108 were both presidents of their senior classes in high school. 19 00:01:04,189 --> 00:01:06,319 Which, I assume, you are on your way to accomplishing. 20 00:01:06,399 --> 00:01:08,899 I believe I have the election well in hand, yes. 21 00:01:09,235 --> 00:01:11,855 Interestingly, Reagan, Clinton, and Obama were all born into poverty 22 00:01:11,946 --> 00:01:13,526 while the Bushes were both highborn. 23 00:01:14,532 --> 00:01:17,372 How do you reconcile that with your master plan? 24 00:01:17,786 --> 00:01:20,996 Well, I have the good fortune of being born both rich and poor. 25 00:01:21,372 --> 00:01:23,212 Your family has generational wealth. 26 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:25,883 Yes, true, but I’m also the only son of a cocktail waitress 27 00:01:25,960 --> 00:01:28,760 from the Landing Strip Gentlemen's Club in Laconia, New Hampshire. 28 00:01:29,547 --> 00:01:31,877 - You’re adopted. - Yes. 29 00:01:36,513 --> 00:01:37,813 Why Harvard, Payton? 30 00:01:37,889 --> 00:01:40,349 Harvard's produced more presidents than any other school. Seven. 31 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,690 Hmm. Well, I appreciate that. 32 00:01:43,394 --> 00:01:47,324 You’re clearly a very well-prepared young man. Polished. 33 00:01:48,066 --> 00:01:49,356 Thank you, Dean Lawrence. 34 00:01:49,442 --> 00:01:51,192 But I’m not here to see the polish. 35 00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:52,777 You're concerned about my GPA? 36 00:01:52,862 --> 00:01:54,862 - Because I've... - I don’t care about your grades. 37 00:01:55,406 --> 00:01:56,986 I want to know you. 38 00:01:57,700 --> 00:01:58,790 The real you. 39 00:02:01,037 --> 00:02:03,917 Have you ever been compelled to go meet your birth mother? 40 00:02:06,501 --> 00:02:07,341 No. 41 00:02:08,002 --> 00:02:11,422 My real mother has always been my greatest champion and closest confidant. 42 00:02:12,423 --> 00:02:14,263 When was the last time you cried? 43 00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:18,601 I cried at the end of It’s a Wonderful Life last Christmas. 44 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:20,390 Everyone cries at the end of that movie. 45 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:21,637 I know. 46 00:02:22,725 --> 00:02:25,015 Did you cry because you were moved 47 00:02:25,103 --> 00:02:27,153 or because you felt like you were supposed to? 48 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:30,526 Does it matter? 49 00:02:51,921 --> 00:02:54,631 ♪ I fell in love again ♪ 50 00:02:55,758 --> 00:02:59,178 ♪ All things go, all things go ♪ 51 00:02:59,596 --> 00:03:02,386 ♪ Drove to Chicago ♪ 52 00:03:03,349 --> 00:03:06,899 ♪ All things know, all things know ♪ 53 00:03:07,270 --> 00:03:10,480 ♪ You came to take us ♪ 54 00:03:11,107 --> 00:03:14,607 ♪ All things go, all things go ♪ 55 00:03:14,903 --> 00:03:17,863 ♪ To recreate us ♪ 56 00:03:18,740 --> 00:03:22,330 ♪ All things grow, all things grow ♪ 57 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:25,459 ♪ We had our mindset ♪ 58 00:03:26,497 --> 00:03:27,957 ♪ All things know ♪ 59 00:03:28,416 --> 00:03:30,246 ♪ All things know ♪ 60 00:03:30,335 --> 00:03:33,205 ♪ You had to find it ♪ 61 00:03:34,172 --> 00:03:37,762 ♪ All things go, all things go ♪ 62 00:04:21,970 --> 00:04:22,800 You were great. 63 00:04:26,975 --> 00:04:29,345 I’ve noticed... every time we have sex, 64 00:04:29,435 --> 00:04:31,845 no matter what I do, you seem to really enjoy it. 65 00:04:32,355 --> 00:04:35,225 I don’t know, I feel like, maybe, sometimes, you’re faking it. 66 00:04:36,150 --> 00:04:37,030 I am. 67 00:04:37,485 --> 00:04:38,315 Wh... 68 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:41,032 I don’t like you pretending. I mean, 69 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:44,034 aren’t we supposed to be generating intimacy? 70 00:04:44,867 --> 00:04:47,827 Sure, but we're also giving you the self-confidence you need 71 00:04:47,912 --> 00:04:49,712 to become the man I know you can be. 72 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:53,325 I know you watch porn. 73 00:04:54,002 --> 00:04:56,802 Your brain is wired to enjoy sex that's presentational. 74 00:04:57,714 --> 00:05:01,014 Okay, but I don’t want presentational. 75 00:05:01,592 --> 00:05:03,012 I want authentic. 76 00:05:04,887 --> 00:05:07,597 I will do better at appearing more authentic from now on. 77 00:05:09,892 --> 00:05:13,232 I don’t want you to appear authentic, I want you to be authentic. 78 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:15,398 I don’t understand. What’s the difference? 79 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:23,157 I promise to be more real from now on. 80 00:05:25,074 --> 00:05:26,914 - Where you going? - I have a surf lesson. 81 00:05:26,993 --> 00:05:28,663 We’re going back to Hawaii this Christmas 82 00:05:28,745 --> 00:05:32,455 and I refuse to let my dad call me Barney and vanquish me to the ankle busters. 83 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:35,956 Let there be one place he doesn’t find me a complete disappointment. 84 00:05:36,044 --> 00:05:38,384 Hey, he thinks you're great. 85 00:05:39,088 --> 00:05:42,428 He thinks I’m pretty. And he likes pretty things. 86 00:06:31,182 --> 00:06:32,272 River! 87 00:06:33,684 --> 00:06:35,274 - River! - I'm in here. 88 00:06:39,816 --> 00:06:42,146 You traitor. You backstabbing son of a bitch. 89 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:44,775 You know how important this is to me. How dare you run against me? 90 00:06:44,862 --> 00:06:49,242 - Oh, I know. Listen, calm down... - No. You calm down. I have the floor now. 91 00:06:49,325 --> 00:06:51,115 Since when have you wanted to be the president? 92 00:06:51,202 --> 00:06:53,252 This wasn’t even your idea, was it? 93 00:06:53,329 --> 00:06:54,789 No, it was Astrid's idea. 94 00:06:54,872 --> 00:06:58,382 She said I had to do it if I had a shot of getting into Stanford and... 95 00:06:58,709 --> 00:07:00,799 I had to do something to get my parents off my back. 96 00:07:00,878 --> 00:07:03,008 Screw you. Do you not understand you're gonna beat me? 97 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:04,549 Okay? You're better looking than me. 98 00:07:04,632 --> 00:07:07,012 You're more popular, co-captain of the lacrosse team, so... 99 00:07:07,093 --> 00:07:09,103 You're blowing this thing way out of proportion. 100 00:07:09,178 --> 00:07:12,518 The moment you win, I'll tell everyone that we had sex and you're living a lie. 101 00:07:13,224 --> 00:07:15,484 So, there's that. 102 00:07:18,062 --> 00:07:19,772 - Payton. - I'm warning you, 103 00:07:19,856 --> 00:07:21,226 do not screw with my dream. 104 00:07:21,315 --> 00:07:24,355 All right? I'm on a singular path. Okay? 105 00:07:25,027 --> 00:07:28,027 You're not gonna get in the way, or I swear to God, I will make you pay. 106 00:07:28,114 --> 00:07:30,034 Okay? So don't mess with me, River. 107 00:07:31,659 --> 00:07:32,489 Are we clear? 108 00:07:33,828 --> 00:07:35,328 I've never seen you like this. 109 00:07:36,414 --> 00:07:38,124 I don't recognize this person. 110 00:07:38,207 --> 00:07:40,537 Well, I don't care, okay? I'm not a box, right? 111 00:07:40,626 --> 00:07:44,206 I don't need to have four sides for you to look at and approve of, okay? 112 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:45,967 I have... I have feelings, River. 113 00:07:46,048 --> 00:07:47,878 These aren't feelings, you're just hysterical. 114 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:49,337 Well, this is the true me. 115 00:07:50,094 --> 00:07:52,314 This is who I am. I'm a winner. 116 00:07:53,389 --> 00:07:54,679 I'mma win at all costs. 117 00:07:54,765 --> 00:07:57,845 I know what my future's gonna be and I know how to get there. 118 00:07:59,187 --> 00:08:00,937 And I will not be stopped. 119 00:08:23,711 --> 00:08:27,381 We have time for one more question each before closing statements. 120 00:08:27,465 --> 00:08:30,635 Payton, Mark Twain's classic novel Huckleberry Finn 121 00:08:30,718 --> 00:08:33,258 is part of this school's freshman year English curriculum. 122 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:36,216 Do you believe racial epithets should be removed from Huck Finn 123 00:08:36,307 --> 00:08:37,677 before it is taught to students? 124 00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:38,677 Hmm. 125 00:08:39,852 --> 00:08:42,022 Well, first of all, thank you, Vicki, 126 00:08:42,104 --> 00:08:44,194 for your years of service as part of our yearbook club, 127 00:08:44,273 --> 00:08:47,823 and thank you for what is a very thoughtful and provocative question. 128 00:08:48,152 --> 00:08:50,242 Now, this question doesn't have an easy answer, 129 00:08:50,905 --> 00:08:53,025 so all I can give you is an honest answer. 130 00:08:53,491 --> 00:08:57,251 No. We should not be rewriting literary giants like Mark Twain. 131 00:08:57,328 --> 00:09:01,788 Mark Twain loathed racial inequality, and through the eyes of Huckleberry Finn, 132 00:09:01,874 --> 00:09:04,094 he was attempting to shine a light on the... 133 00:09:05,586 --> 00:09:07,456 the heinous, shameful sin of slavery, 134 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:10,417 and the systemic racism that pervaded every aspect of his life 135 00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:12,638 in the environment in which he was raised. 136 00:09:15,471 --> 00:09:18,681 But make no mistake, the racism that Mark Twain wrote about 137 00:09:18,766 --> 00:09:21,226 has not been banished to the ash heap of history, 138 00:09:21,310 --> 00:09:23,400 it's with us in this room today. 139 00:09:24,188 --> 00:09:28,688 Right? It's different, to be sure. It's... more subtle. 140 00:09:29,277 --> 00:09:32,317 But we have a long way to go towards true racial equality in this country, 141 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:35,445 and as student body president, I'll ensure every student at this school 142 00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:37,373 has an equal opportunity to succeed, 143 00:09:37,451 --> 00:09:40,621 regardless of their color, creed, national origin, 144 00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:44,377 gender, sexual orientation, genetic information, or disability. 145 00:09:44,458 --> 00:09:48,248 If you choose to honor me by electing me, I will fight for each and every one of you 146 00:09:48,337 --> 00:09:50,667 so as long as there is strength in me to fight. 147 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:56,638 So, give me your vote, and help me lead this great school into the future. 148 00:09:58,598 --> 00:09:59,518 Thank you. 149 00:10:13,154 --> 00:10:14,284 River, last question. 150 00:10:14,363 --> 00:10:16,493 Uh, should the school be able to limit 151 00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:19,334 the size of sugary drinks sold at Saint Sebastian? 152 00:10:23,581 --> 00:10:24,671 Um... 153 00:10:26,542 --> 00:10:27,462 I mean... 154 00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:32,006 Yeah? No? 155 00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:33,875 Who cares? 156 00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:38,554 No, sorry. I appreciate the question, it's a good question. 157 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:42,018 I think it's important that we make smart decisions about the food we eat. 158 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:43,730 I just feel like, 159 00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:48,522 it's hardly the most pressing thing that any of us are dealing with. 160 00:10:48,939 --> 00:10:51,479 - The world is dark, yeah? - Oh, my. 161 00:10:51,567 --> 00:10:54,317 And I think teenagers nowadays realize that. 162 00:10:56,280 --> 00:11:00,080 And... I don't know, it kind of feels like the world's ending. 163 00:11:00,993 --> 00:11:04,253 So, you know, if a 42-ounce Mountain Dew makes you happy, I say go for it. 164 00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:14,506 I keep thinking that, uh, the only thing we all share together 165 00:11:16,717 --> 00:11:18,007 is that we’re all alone. 166 00:11:18,886 --> 00:11:20,546 And we take pictures, and we post them, 167 00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:25,308 and we Facebook and Insta and Tweet and Snap and everything and... 168 00:11:26,602 --> 00:11:27,772 it just makes it worse. 169 00:11:29,146 --> 00:11:30,606 Ah, man. 170 00:11:36,195 --> 00:11:38,105 I tried to kill myself last year. 171 00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:41,660 Yeah, I never... I never told anyone that. 172 00:11:42,284 --> 00:11:45,124 This is weird, I'm up here, you guys... Can we... 173 00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:47,044 Can I come down there and talk to you? This is... 174 00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:48,753 We're friends. We know each other 175 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:50,503 We don't have to do this. 176 00:11:50,584 --> 00:11:53,594 - We can have a serious conversation. - Okay, he's walking. 177 00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:57,221 So, it was, uh, like, about a year ago, and... 178 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:01,261 I don't know, I was just feeling really depressed. 179 00:12:01,345 --> 00:12:04,845 Not even depressed, just... just hopeless, because, um... 180 00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:08,345 because I felt so alone. And I, uh... 181 00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:11,517 I was afraid I was always gonna feel that way. 182 00:12:11,939 --> 00:12:14,229 - He's crying. This is bad, this is bad. - And, so I... 183 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:18,317 I went home after lax practice one day and I was working out at home... 184 00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:26,155 and something made me take a 45-pound plate and, uh... 185 00:12:26,662 --> 00:12:28,122 I tied it to my ankle 186 00:12:28,205 --> 00:12:30,875 and I went out to my pool and I jumped in the deep end. 187 00:12:34,503 --> 00:12:36,263 And, for a second, I was really... 188 00:12:37,047 --> 00:12:38,587 I was really ready to die. 189 00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:42,974 And then I, like, realized. I was, like, "River, what did you just do?" 190 00:12:43,053 --> 00:12:46,023 And I panicked and I tried to get the rope off my ankle and I couldn't. 191 00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:50,902 And I just remember looking up at the surface of the water and thinking, 192 00:12:50,978 --> 00:12:52,148 "No one's here, man. 193 00:12:54,398 --> 00:12:55,608 You're gonna die alone." 194 00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:00,401 And then, um... 195 00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:02,986 next thing I remember I was floating at the surface. 196 00:13:04,074 --> 00:13:05,534 There's no cool ending to the story, 197 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,788 it's just the rope untied itself from the weight. 198 00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:11,294 I don't know, I never did Boy Scouts. 199 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:13,418 No one was there. 200 00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:15,211 Oh, God, he's sweating like Nixon. 201 00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:19,424 I don't want anyone here at this school to ever feel like that. 202 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:24,181 It's really important to me that all of you know 203 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,137 that your lives have value. 204 00:13:28,015 --> 00:13:29,425 And that they're important. 205 00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:31,808 That you're important. 206 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,154 That’s all I got to say. 207 00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:37,777 I love this guy. 208 00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:45,067 Candidates, it's now time for your closing statements. 209 00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:55,792 I’ll pick it up. 210 00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:59,378 People lie, numbers don't. River's ahead of you ten points post-debate. 211 00:13:59,463 --> 00:14:02,513 And if you dig down the tabs at the polls, he is leading you in looks, charisma, 212 00:14:02,591 --> 00:14:04,591 and, most importantly, authenticity. 213 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,177 Basically crushing you in that department. 214 00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:08,722 Especially after that masterclass he put on during the debate. 215 00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:10,676 Girls love it when a guy who looks like that cries. 216 00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:13,186 Not blubbery at all, more of a silent, sexy cry. 217 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:15,599 Okay, fine, why don't all of you just vote for him, then? 218 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:16,898 Our loyalty is with you, Payton. 219 00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,691 This is a plane. We're all headed to the same place. 220 00:14:18,774 --> 00:14:20,484 You're the pilot, James and I are your navigators. 221 00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:22,398 Neither one of us knows how to fly like you can. 222 00:14:22,486 --> 00:14:24,146 We need you to get us to the White House, 223 00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:26,868 but we wouldn't be doing our job if we weren't being honest with you. 224 00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:28,909 If we don't tell it like it is, we'll all crash. 225 00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:30,827 Okay, what's my next move? 226 00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:39,463 We need to get you a running mate that softens you up. 227 00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:41,012 Someone undeniably real. 228 00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:43,218 I recommend a student from the special ed class. 229 00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:46,259 I believe the proper modern vernacular for them is "differently abled." 230 00:14:46,343 --> 00:14:48,303 So, you're going for the sympathy vote, am I right? 231 00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:49,307 What do you mean? 232 00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:51,558 Well, it's not like we're super good friends. 233 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:53,390 Been going to school together for three years, 234 00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:55,805 the most you and I have ever said to each other is, "Hello." 235 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,435 So, you obviously have some sort of strategy in mind. 236 00:14:58,522 --> 00:15:00,022 The only strategy I'm interested in 237 00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:01,897 is being a president for every student at this school. 238 00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:02,944 That includes people like you, 239 00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:05,987 who traditionally have not been well represented in student government. 240 00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:08,571 What exactly does that mean, "people like me"? 241 00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:10,623 C'mon. I mean someone with a disability, 242 00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:13,001 someone who might enjoy sharing the spotlight for once 243 00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:15,748 and having a hand in shaping the culture at this school. 244 00:15:15,831 --> 00:15:19,421 And "student body vice president" looks pretty good on a college application. 245 00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:20,501 Oh, how thrilling. 246 00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:23,959 What, so you are not even gonna consider it? 247 00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:25,508 Eat a fat one! 248 00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:27,931 John McCain tried that. It was a disaster. 249 00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:46,739 Your family once hired Pinkertons to bust up union organizers. 250 00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:49,870 You have three lesser Picassos in your housekeeper's room in your home. 251 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,489 Annie Leibovitz took your family Christmas card photo last year 252 00:15:52,576 --> 00:15:54,406 and you have a 4.3 GPA. 253 00:15:54,536 --> 00:15:57,496 You're untouchable. You need a running mate that can humanize you. 254 00:15:57,873 --> 00:15:59,583 So, what kind of music do you like? 255 00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:02,884 Britney Spears and Insane Clown Posse. 256 00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:04,382 Yeah, me too. 257 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,218 If you had the chance to stand up in front of the whole school, 258 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,890 and you could say anything you wanted, what would you say? 259 00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:13,014 I don't know. 260 00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:14,927 Well, what would you want to get off your chest? 261 00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:17,095 Like, if you could change one thing, what would it be? 262 00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:22,939 Everyone should quit being a faker. 263 00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:29,777 Alice? What do you think? 264 00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:34,489 I love you. Unconditionally. 265 00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:37,197 You are the front man of my favorite rock band, 266 00:16:37,287 --> 00:16:40,457 you are the star of my favorite movie, you are my king of kings. 267 00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:44,669 Nothing is going to stop you from winning this election 268 00:16:44,753 --> 00:16:46,593 and turning this school upside down. 269 00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:49,377 But you've got to listen to your advisors. 270 00:16:57,599 --> 00:16:59,519 I'm just so happy to be alive. 271 00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:02,061 I love when I can get outside into the sunshine 272 00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:04,056 and smell the ocean, you know? 273 00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:06,478 Are you not eating lunch? 274 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,529 No. No, with the chemo I don't always have an appetite. 275 00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:11,451 My Nana says I have to eat, 276 00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:15,622 but it's just the medicine I take, it makes everything taste so spicy. 277 00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:17,753 I'm so sorry to hear that. I... 278 00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:22,287 I cannot imagine what that must be like. High school is hard enough as it is. 279 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,585 I just don't look at it that way. 280 00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:27,879 I think that every day is a gift. 281 00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:31,842 And every time that I wake up, 282 00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:36,260 even if I have to get a platelet transfusion from Dr. Sengal, 283 00:17:36,346 --> 00:17:37,556 I think to myself, 284 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:44,859 "A lot of kids around the world don't have the same medical care that I do. So... 285 00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:50,858 If that's what I have to go through, that's God's plan." 286 00:17:54,364 --> 00:17:57,624 I'm looking for a VP candidate, because I'm running for student body president. 287 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:05,630 Yes, I heard. Andrea told me. She's, um... She said you were good at the debate. 288 00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:08,630 She takes notes for me when I can't be at school. 289 00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:09,632 Mmm. 290 00:18:09,963 --> 00:18:11,673 I wish I could've been there, but... 291 00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:13,877 a lot of nice people heard about my chemo 292 00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:16,047 and they paid for me to go to Disneyland with my Nana, 293 00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:19,176 and we got to skip all the lines and it was so much fun. 294 00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:22,555 Best day ever! 295 00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:26,559 What? 296 00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:30,860 What are you...? Why are you looking at me like that? 297 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,693 I don't know. I just... 298 00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:35,856 I really like you, Infinity. 299 00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:37,735 You're so real. 300 00:18:56,593 --> 00:18:58,353 We'd like a table for two, please. 301 00:18:58,428 --> 00:19:01,678 - Sure, do you have a reservation? - Yes. Jackson. 302 00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:05,141 Dusty and Infinity Jackson. 303 00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:08,151 I'm sorry. I don't see a reservation under any of those names. 304 00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:12,150 Well, that doesn't make any sense. I mean, I know I definitely called. 305 00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:14,704 Sorry. We're fully booked until 9:30. 306 00:19:14,778 --> 00:19:16,698 Would you like to make a reservation for then? 307 00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:23,874 Karen, I want you to meet someone. 308 00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,955 Infinity, say hello to Karen. 309 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,335 - Hello, Karen. - Hi. 310 00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:40,006 You were really looking forward to eating here, weren't you, babydoll? 311 00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:41,845 Uh-huh. 312 00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:45,270 Hell, I said, "Let's go to Coco's." 313 00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:49,730 I was so excited. I love me some of that Coco's pot pie. 314 00:19:49,813 --> 00:19:55,073 No, but you dug in. You said, "I want Olive Garden, Nana." 315 00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:57,652 I want Olive Garden, Nana. I do. 316 00:19:57,779 --> 00:20:00,779 I just got my feeding tube taken out, and my Nana said, 317 00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:04,116 "Sure, yeah. You want endless breadsticks, let's go for it." 318 00:20:06,079 --> 00:20:09,329 Why don't you tell Karen about your cancer? Hmm? 319 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,792 You're in pain sometimes, aren't you? 320 00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:14,132 I'm sorry. I couldn't help overhear. 321 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,423 Uh, we're ahead of you, 322 00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:17,505 but we'd really like you to have our table. 323 00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:21,471 - Oh, no. No, we couldn't poss... - Please, I insist. 324 00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:23,103 We'd also like to pay for your meal. 325 00:20:24,973 --> 00:20:26,063 Oh, I... 326 00:20:27,517 --> 00:20:29,897 I don't know what to say. Thank you so much. 327 00:20:29,978 --> 00:20:31,148 It's our pleasure. 328 00:20:31,813 --> 00:20:34,023 You really ought to be ashamed of yourself. 329 00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:35,693 Bye. 330 00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:37,436 Ooh! 331 00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:40,106 It's blinking. 332 00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:41,822 I can take your buzzer. 333 00:20:44,701 --> 00:20:45,871 Right this way. 334 00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:49,035 Thank you. 335 00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:51,165 Enjoy your evening. 336 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,250 Thank you. You too. 337 00:20:57,965 --> 00:20:59,045 It's so good. 338 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:02,592 Jesus H. Christ. It's like Rome. 339 00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:08,600 I mean, all you can eat, and then a quick trip to the vomitorium. 340 00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:13,234 Dining out used to be something you earned. Well, like you have. But... 341 00:21:14,564 --> 00:21:17,364 Don't eat that fast! 342 00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:20,492 You're gonna yack it all up like a baby bird. Spit it out. 343 00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:24,065 Oh, Christ. Look at that. Jesus. 344 00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:27,160 Don't forget, we have free tickets 345 00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:30,999 to the Florida Georgia Line concert on Friday night. 346 00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:33,211 We're gonna be sitting right up in front, 347 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:36,212 right in the handicap section, right next to the stage. 348 00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:39,668 - Free tickets. Wow, cool. - Yeah. 349 00:21:39,756 --> 00:21:41,086 So, how was school? 350 00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:44,553 Okay. Payton asked me to be his vice president. 351 00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:45,796 Who's Payton? 352 00:21:45,887 --> 00:21:49,177 He's a boy who's running for school president and he asked me to... 353 00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:51,386 Jesus Christ, he's going to get more food. 354 00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:52,306 Yeah. 355 00:21:54,187 --> 00:21:56,107 What? He asked you to be what? 356 00:21:56,189 --> 00:21:58,399 He asked me to be his running mate. 357 00:21:58,483 --> 00:22:00,993 - Yeah? - I don't really know. I mean, he's rich. 358 00:22:01,069 --> 00:22:04,659 - He's really cute. - Well, I hope you said yes. 359 00:22:05,282 --> 00:22:06,452 I said no. 360 00:22:06,533 --> 00:22:07,413 Why? 361 00:22:08,076 --> 00:22:09,326 I don't know. 362 00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:10,695 Sad. 363 00:22:10,787 --> 00:22:14,537 I felt like he was using me, and I don't like to be used. 364 00:22:14,958 --> 00:22:16,378 You know what? 365 00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:20,879 You're gonna finish your endless bread basket right now. 366 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:26,390 And tomorrow, you are gonna march up to that boy and you are going to say, 367 00:22:26,970 --> 00:22:30,560 "Thank you very much. I accept your offer." 368 00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:35,017 Something like this could change your life. 369 00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:37,189 Do you understand me? 370 00:22:37,939 --> 00:22:39,729 You can be vice president. 371 00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:41,572 Aim high. 372 00:22:41,651 --> 00:22:42,491 Yeah. 373 00:22:43,278 --> 00:22:44,448 You can get it all. 374 00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:52,579 - Hi, Infinity. - Hi. Jesus! 375 00:22:52,662 --> 00:22:55,922 So, listen, I just was wondering if you had thought any more about my offer. 376 00:22:55,999 --> 00:22:58,209 - I've thought about it. - Mm-hmm. 377 00:22:58,293 --> 00:22:59,463 The answer is no. 378 00:23:00,253 --> 00:23:01,883 - Why? - I don't need to tell you. 379 00:23:02,422 --> 00:23:03,632 Payton! 380 00:23:09,888 --> 00:23:11,218 We have a problem. 381 00:23:11,306 --> 00:23:15,346 That's why I'm proud to announce my running mate, 382 00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:18,731 your next student body vice president, 383 00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:21,190 Skye Leighton. 384 00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:31,867 Thank you so much, River. 385 00:23:32,786 --> 00:23:35,746 And, uh, thank you for giving students at Saint Sebastian 386 00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:40,541 the historic opportunity to elect a gender non-conforming African-American 387 00:23:40,627 --> 00:23:41,877 to be their vice president. 388 00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:45,224 Now, I can't promise that I'm always gonna agree with you. 389 00:23:45,298 --> 00:23:48,678 I have a reputation for speaking my mind loudly 390 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,220 when I disagree with someone, 391 00:23:50,303 --> 00:23:55,023 but I can promise you strength, fortitude, and the passion 392 00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:57,940 to make Saint Sebastian an amazing place. 393 00:23:58,019 --> 00:23:59,269 Thank you. 394 00:24:21,835 --> 00:24:22,665 River! 395 00:24:25,964 --> 00:24:28,724 Why are you doing this to me? Why did you have to pick Skye Leighton? 396 00:24:29,009 --> 00:24:31,429 Astrid said if I picked her, I'd have my best shot at winning. 397 00:24:31,511 --> 00:24:32,511 Why are you listening to her? 398 00:24:32,596 --> 00:24:34,256 She doesn’t want what's good for you, she wants power. 399 00:24:34,347 --> 00:24:36,177 You're the way she's gonna get it. She's Lady Macbeth! 400 00:24:36,266 --> 00:24:38,636 - You gotta calm down. - She's jealous of us, can't you see that? 401 00:24:38,727 --> 00:24:40,597 That is why she's trying to take this away from me! 402 00:24:41,771 --> 00:24:43,111 Why are you hurting me? 403 00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:48,570 You... You have so much pain. 404 00:24:55,410 --> 00:24:56,450 You don't need any of this. 405 00:24:56,536 --> 00:24:58,576 You're gonna go to college and join the Peace Corps. 406 00:24:58,663 --> 00:25:00,043 This isn't gonna help you. 407 00:25:01,708 --> 00:25:02,878 I'm sorry. 408 00:25:04,628 --> 00:25:05,798 I really did love you. 409 00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:08,552 No! 410 00:25:14,763 --> 00:25:16,393 I wanna bag a Shiras moose. 411 00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:21,311 I wanna bag a Siberian buffalo. 412 00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:25,480 All right. I wanna bag... Margaret Edmund Meyers. 413 00:25:25,565 --> 00:25:27,525 - Maggie Meyers? - Yes, Maggie Meyers. 414 00:25:27,609 --> 00:25:28,989 - I already did. - Really? 415 00:25:29,069 --> 00:25:30,699 - Full bush. - Dude, nice! 416 00:25:33,823 --> 00:25:36,623 Firstly, it's illegal to hunt Siberian bison. 417 00:25:36,701 --> 00:25:38,581 Secondly, when you talk about bagging things, 418 00:25:38,662 --> 00:25:41,082 you sound like douchebags, especially with your mother present. 419 00:25:41,164 --> 00:25:43,004 You should totally come hunting with us, Payton. 420 00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:45,633 Yeah, that way we could accidentally shoot you in the back. 421 00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:47,500 That's enough! 422 00:25:52,509 --> 00:25:53,969 Yo, that's good, Mom. 423 00:25:54,052 --> 00:25:56,432 It's for a series I'm doing to raise awareness and money 424 00:25:56,513 --> 00:25:57,683 for the Syrian war debt. 425 00:25:57,764 --> 00:26:01,394 This is Orhan. He was killed in an airstrike earlier in the year. 426 00:26:01,685 --> 00:26:02,515 Bummer. 427 00:26:07,983 --> 00:26:09,483 Are you boys gonna be back for dinner? 428 00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:12,568 No, we have that event in support of eliminating net neutrality. 429 00:26:12,654 --> 00:26:15,124 How can you be for eliminating net neutrality? 430 00:26:15,615 --> 00:26:18,365 This family holds 54 million dollars in telecom stocks. 431 00:26:18,451 --> 00:26:21,371 - He doesn’t care, he's barely in the will. - Boys! 432 00:26:21,454 --> 00:26:23,214 Why are you always defending him? 433 00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:26,840 Because you're bullies. And you're borderline psychopaths. 434 00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:30,710 Of course you're in the will, same as them. 435 00:26:31,881 --> 00:26:33,011 I saw to that. 436 00:26:36,636 --> 00:26:37,886 Don't tell your father. 437 00:26:41,099 --> 00:26:43,439 You know, I read this study 438 00:26:44,978 --> 00:26:45,938 from Columbia. 439 00:26:47,063 --> 00:26:48,823 It says that it's impossible for a parent 440 00:26:48,898 --> 00:26:51,528 to love an adopted child as much as a biological one. 441 00:26:52,277 --> 00:26:56,317 Parents are programmed to be drawn to the children that look most like them. 442 00:26:56,906 --> 00:26:59,826 I would assume it has something to do with protecting bloodlines. 443 00:26:59,909 --> 00:27:03,329 Well, I would say that's a flawed study, because I love you the most. 444 00:27:04,414 --> 00:27:05,374 I always have. 445 00:27:07,042 --> 00:27:10,052 You're just saying that because they grew up to be such jerkwads. 446 00:27:10,128 --> 00:27:11,338 You're not wrong about that. 447 00:27:12,964 --> 00:27:14,804 You can't teach kindness. 448 00:27:15,759 --> 00:27:17,929 You know? I tried for a long time. 449 00:27:19,888 --> 00:27:22,178 Can't do much with small hearts. 450 00:27:22,265 --> 00:27:25,225 Hard hearts, maybe, but not small ones. 451 00:27:25,518 --> 00:27:27,648 I love them, don't get me wrong, I just... 452 00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:30,190 The love has edges. 453 00:27:31,858 --> 00:27:34,778 It doesn't go on and on the way my love for you does. 454 00:27:36,446 --> 00:27:38,276 And you felt that way about me right away? 455 00:27:39,324 --> 00:27:41,284 Like you were a part of me. 456 00:27:42,619 --> 00:27:46,289 It wasn't a meeting, it was a reunion. 457 00:27:46,956 --> 00:27:52,376 This funny, dark, Jewish hair. These big Disney eyes. And... 458 00:27:54,255 --> 00:27:55,665 You were alone in the world. 459 00:27:57,342 --> 00:27:59,842 And I suppose I felt that way about myself. 460 00:28:03,807 --> 00:28:06,517 Don't ever listen to your brothers about who they say you are 461 00:28:06,601 --> 00:28:08,771 or what you might do in this world. 462 00:28:11,272 --> 00:28:14,112 There's my surprise! 463 00:28:31,167 --> 00:28:32,957 Can I use your restroom? 464 00:28:33,044 --> 00:28:35,634 Well, yes, of course. Just follow the path up to the main house. 465 00:28:36,047 --> 00:28:37,047 There's staff. 466 00:28:46,516 --> 00:28:49,306 - You could've at least said hello. - What is he doing here? 467 00:28:49,394 --> 00:28:51,024 He's your new Mandarin tutor. 468 00:28:53,106 --> 00:28:55,856 That's River Barkley, he's incredibly popular at school. 469 00:28:55,942 --> 00:28:56,862 So are you. 470 00:28:57,152 --> 00:29:00,322 Not his kind of popular. And he's dating my arch-nemesis, Astrid Sloan. 471 00:29:00,405 --> 00:29:02,655 She called me a fag in second grade. I'm not even gay. 472 00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:03,581 Oh. 473 00:29:04,659 --> 00:29:06,619 Well, he comes very highly recommended. 474 00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:09,210 I suggest you make him like you 475 00:29:09,289 --> 00:29:12,209 and have Astrid Sloan be very jealous. 476 00:29:15,211 --> 00:29:16,131 Fine. 477 00:29:21,718 --> 00:29:25,758 Every single one of these books is an autobiography. 478 00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:30,435 Lincoln, Ross Perot, US Grant. 479 00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:33,689 I like to read about how others achieved their greatness 480 00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:35,772 so that I can mimic what worked. 481 00:29:36,941 --> 00:29:38,691 You know, fake it till you make it. 482 00:29:42,947 --> 00:29:43,777 What? 483 00:29:44,365 --> 00:29:45,695 I fake it a lot too. 484 00:29:50,121 --> 00:29:52,421 People think I'm... all calm. 485 00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:57,254 I don't know if I really am. 486 00:30:01,549 --> 00:30:02,879 It's sometimes like I'm... 487 00:30:04,511 --> 00:30:06,681 feeling the whole world at once, you know? 488 00:30:10,058 --> 00:30:11,518 Uh, where did you learn Mandarin? 489 00:30:11,601 --> 00:30:14,731 My dad works for Goldman, so we lived in Shanghai until I was ten. 490 00:30:18,066 --> 00:30:20,986 - "Bathroom"? - Do you want to start? 491 00:30:21,069 --> 00:30:22,239 - Oh, yeah, sure. - Yeah. 492 00:30:58,606 --> 00:31:00,356 Why are you so tense? 493 00:31:02,527 --> 00:31:03,607 How do you know I'm tense? 494 00:31:05,029 --> 00:31:06,029 I just do. 495 00:31:07,448 --> 00:31:09,078 You don't seem very happy. 496 00:31:13,121 --> 00:31:14,121 Are you happy? 497 00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:19,710 I try to be. 498 00:31:21,671 --> 00:31:22,881 I try to be too. 499 00:31:26,050 --> 00:31:27,510 I really try. 500 00:31:33,182 --> 00:31:35,642 It's so hard to have to try so hard all the time. 501 00:31:45,361 --> 00:31:46,241 Um... 502 00:31:47,196 --> 00:31:49,406 Okay, that was weird. 503 00:31:49,490 --> 00:31:51,660 Um, how did you get me to be vulnerable like that? 504 00:31:52,452 --> 00:31:54,332 I'm never like that. 505 00:31:56,164 --> 00:31:57,214 I know. 506 00:31:57,832 --> 00:32:00,002 It's just kinda a thing I do with people. 507 00:32:07,342 --> 00:32:09,262 Maybe it was just what you needed. 508 00:32:13,723 --> 00:32:14,683 What do you need? 509 00:32:21,981 --> 00:32:23,821 I don't know what that means. 510 00:32:24,442 --> 00:32:25,532 Can I kiss you? 511 00:32:51,594 --> 00:32:52,684 See you next time? 512 00:33:01,646 --> 00:33:03,356 Excuse me. Languages? 513 00:33:03,439 --> 00:33:05,529 - Third stack. - Thank you. 514 00:33:34,637 --> 00:33:35,847 I'm gonna dive right in. 515 00:33:36,889 --> 00:33:38,729 I know what's going on between you and River. 516 00:33:39,017 --> 00:33:40,387 He told me what happened. 517 00:33:40,476 --> 00:33:43,056 I was mad at first, but then I admired his honesty. 518 00:33:43,146 --> 00:33:45,566 River and I have complete transparency. 519 00:33:45,982 --> 00:33:48,902 I've always known he was fluid. I am too, sorta. 520 00:33:50,528 --> 00:33:54,698 And if you're the way he deals with that part of himself, that's fine. 521 00:33:55,533 --> 00:33:56,583 But I want in too. 522 00:33:57,076 --> 00:33:58,826 Come over to my house after school. 523 00:33:59,954 --> 00:34:01,334 Let’s all get it on. 524 00:34:02,749 --> 00:34:03,669 Okay. 525 00:34:21,434 --> 00:34:23,644 I don't know where the gun came from. Um... 526 00:34:24,353 --> 00:34:26,023 He just turned away for a moment 527 00:34:26,105 --> 00:34:28,855 and then he had it in his hand and then he shot himself. 528 00:34:29,358 --> 00:34:31,028 Son, look at me. 529 00:34:31,152 --> 00:34:33,112 I never heard a sound like that before. 530 00:34:33,738 --> 00:34:36,818 I need you to focus and tell me everything you remember. 531 00:34:38,493 --> 00:34:39,493 What happened? 532 00:34:42,914 --> 00:34:44,084 He killed himself. 533 00:34:51,547 --> 00:34:53,467 He did this because of you. 534 00:34:56,302 --> 00:34:58,102 - Miss? - I have to see him. 535 00:34:58,179 --> 00:35:01,179 - Sorry, you can’t... - I have to see him! I’m his girlfriend. 536 00:35:02,266 --> 00:35:03,846 I'm his girlfriend! 537 00:36:22,930 --> 00:36:24,060 I should be crying. 538 00:36:25,474 --> 00:36:26,484 Why aren't I crying? 539 00:36:27,476 --> 00:36:28,306 It's not you. 540 00:36:29,478 --> 00:36:31,518 They told me when you were born you didn't even cry. 541 00:36:31,606 --> 00:36:34,436 You just came out and looked at everyone with a furrowed brow. 542 00:36:35,401 --> 00:36:36,321 I’m worried... 543 00:36:37,445 --> 00:36:38,315 that I... 544 00:36:39,739 --> 00:36:41,869 that I don't have the same feelings everyone else does. 545 00:36:42,408 --> 00:36:46,578 I think a lot of young people feel that way, especially nowadays. 546 00:36:46,662 --> 00:36:48,872 Your generation got the terrible idea 547 00:36:48,956 --> 00:36:52,996 that it was best to vomit every thought and feeling all over each other. 548 00:36:53,377 --> 00:36:57,667 It's a pandemic of overcommunication that's led to an absence of intimacy. 549 00:36:59,550 --> 00:37:00,930 It's more than that for me. 550 00:37:02,011 --> 00:37:03,801 What if I'm just wired differently? 551 00:37:04,931 --> 00:37:08,351 I mean, what if I can't feel for anyone else? 552 00:37:08,976 --> 00:37:10,896 They say that sociopaths can't do that. 553 00:37:10,978 --> 00:37:15,398 What if all I'll ever able to do is pretend to feel? 554 00:37:15,733 --> 00:37:18,193 Does it matter if you can’t tell the difference? 555 00:37:31,499 --> 00:37:32,919 I'm sorry about River. 556 00:37:34,794 --> 00:37:36,054 He was a wonderful boy. 557 00:37:43,469 --> 00:37:45,849 This is gonna sound awful, but I'm just gonna say it. 558 00:37:45,930 --> 00:37:48,270 Now that River's dead, you're running unopposed. 559 00:37:49,183 --> 00:37:51,063 - Seriously? - I can't believe you just said that. 560 00:37:51,143 --> 00:37:52,603 Sorry, but it's my job. 561 00:37:56,107 --> 00:37:59,937 You know you don't have to do this. 562 00:38:01,612 --> 00:38:02,612 I want to. 563 00:38:03,656 --> 00:38:07,156 And while they ask that you respect their privacy at this time, 564 00:38:07,410 --> 00:38:10,200 River's family wishes to express their gratitude 565 00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:14,288 for the outpouring of support they have received in the last few days. 566 00:38:14,458 --> 00:38:16,458 It's trying times like these 567 00:38:16,544 --> 00:38:19,884 where we, as a community, look to our student leaders 568 00:38:20,464 --> 00:38:22,884 for a way to move forward and begin to heal. 569 00:38:24,010 --> 00:38:24,890 Payton? 570 00:38:34,770 --> 00:38:37,230 I didn't really get to know River until last year. 571 00:38:38,190 --> 00:38:40,030 He was my tutor. 572 00:38:41,068 --> 00:38:42,398 Then he became my friend. 573 00:38:43,863 --> 00:38:45,033 And then, my opponent. 574 00:38:46,407 --> 00:38:48,197 We found ourselves running against one another, 575 00:38:48,284 --> 00:38:50,584 but River never made it feel like a competition. 576 00:38:50,661 --> 00:38:53,711 He would always say, "Don’t worry about it, Payton. 577 00:38:53,789 --> 00:38:55,119 Let the best man win." 578 00:38:59,086 --> 00:39:00,496 Now, the best man can't win. 579 00:39:03,924 --> 00:39:05,844 Uh, River was very active in the drama department, 580 00:39:05,926 --> 00:39:09,886 so I've asked one of his many friends to help me sing a song in his honor. 581 00:39:29,492 --> 00:39:33,832 ♪ It's coming on Christmas They're cutting down trees ♪ 582 00:39:34,330 --> 00:39:38,420 ♪ Putting up reindeer Singing songs of joy and peace ♪ 583 00:39:38,501 --> 00:39:41,131 ♪ Oh, I wish I had a river ♪ 584 00:39:42,088 --> 00:39:46,838 ♪ I could skate away on ♪ 585 00:39:48,511 --> 00:39:50,141 ♪ But it don't snow here ♪ 586 00:39:50,888 --> 00:39:52,678 ♪ It stays pretty green ♪ 587 00:39:53,140 --> 00:39:57,480 ♪ Gonna make a lot of money Then I’m gonna quit this crazy scene ♪ 588 00:39:57,561 --> 00:40:01,021 ♪ Oh, I wish I had a river ♪ 589 00:40:01,107 --> 00:40:06,067 ♪ I could skate away on ♪ 590 00:40:06,654 --> 00:40:11,034 ♪ Oh, I wish I had a river so long ♪ 591 00:40:11,784 --> 00:40:18,754 ♪ I would teach my feet to fly ♪ 592 00:40:21,293 --> 00:40:24,843 ♪ Oh, I wish I had a river ♪ 593 00:40:25,214 --> 00:40:30,304 ♪ I could skate away on ♪ 594 00:40:30,594 --> 00:40:37,564 ♪ I made my baby cry ♪ 595 00:40:47,862 --> 00:40:52,372 ♪ He tried hard to help me You know, he put me at ease ♪ 596 00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:56,700 ♪ And he loved me so naughty Made me weak in the knees ♪ 597 00:40:56,787 --> 00:41:00,077 ♪ Oh, I wish I had a river ♪ 598 00:41:00,416 --> 00:41:05,166 ♪ I could skate away on ♪ 599 00:41:05,796 --> 00:41:10,966 ♪ Oh, I wish I had a river so long ♪ 600 00:41:11,051 --> 00:41:18,021 ♪ I would teach my feet to fly ♪ 601 00:41:25,816 --> 00:41:28,066 ♪ Oh, I wish I had a river ♪ 602 00:41:29,528 --> 00:41:34,028 ♪ I could skate away on ♪ 603 00:41:34,617 --> 00:41:41,577 ♪ I made my baby say goodbye ♪ 604 00:41:51,967 --> 00:41:56,467 ♪ It's coming on Christmas They're cutting down trees ♪ 605 00:41:56,931 --> 00:42:01,271 ♪ They're putting up reindeer And singing songs of joy and peace ♪ 606 00:42:01,352 --> 00:42:03,772 ♪ Oh, I wish I had a river ♪ 607 00:42:04,772 --> 00:42:10,822 ♪ I could skate away on ♪ 608 00:42:21,288 --> 00:42:24,458 River's girlfriend, Astrid, has asked to say a few words. 609 00:42:36,637 --> 00:42:40,267 Thank you, Payton, that was beautiful. I’m sure River would've appreciated it. 610 00:42:43,269 --> 00:42:46,229 You were right when you said the best man can't win. 611 00:42:47,898 --> 00:42:50,568 There was only one person in this race up for the job. 612 00:42:52,027 --> 00:42:53,147 And now he's gone. 613 00:42:56,115 --> 00:42:58,865 That is why I've decided to run in River's place. 614 00:43:01,453 --> 00:43:04,213 My running mate will be Skye Leighton. 615 00:43:12,381 --> 00:43:16,181 We will try to be the first all-female ticket in this school's history. 616 00:43:16,927 --> 00:43:19,217 If you believed in what River stood for, 617 00:43:20,806 --> 00:43:23,176 good, because so did I. 618 00:43:23,726 --> 00:43:25,436 And if you give me your vote, 619 00:43:26,895 --> 00:43:31,105 then together, we can keep River's memory alive. 620 00:43:36,447 --> 00:43:37,317 Thank you. 621 00:44:07,519 --> 00:44:08,729 You wanted to see me? 622 00:44:12,566 --> 00:44:13,686 This came for you. 623 00:44:30,084 --> 00:44:31,174 Open it. 624 00:44:54,358 --> 00:44:55,188 Waitlisted. 625 00:44:58,529 --> 00:44:59,569 Sweetheart. 626 00:44:59,655 --> 00:45:01,865 A lifetime of focus and planning, 627 00:45:01,949 --> 00:45:04,369 carefully studying applications obtained on the black market 628 00:45:04,451 --> 00:45:07,291 to pinpoint the exact combination of extracurriculars and test scores 629 00:45:07,371 --> 00:45:09,121 that would optimize my chances at acceptance. 630 00:45:09,206 --> 00:45:12,416 Three years on that stupid literary magazine. Model UN. 631 00:45:12,501 --> 00:45:14,671 And service-oriented summer camp in Costa Rica. 632 00:45:14,753 --> 00:45:15,883 Flippin' Mandarin! 633 00:45:16,714 --> 00:45:19,804 - They haven't said no. - This is worse. This is worse than no. 634 00:45:19,883 --> 00:45:22,513 This is... This is, "Let's wait and see if we find anybody better." 635 00:45:22,594 --> 00:45:24,764 This is, "Even if we take you, you're our second choice." 636 00:45:24,847 --> 00:45:26,717 Why didn't... Why didn't they want me? 637 00:45:28,475 --> 00:45:29,805 They took those morons. 638 00:45:29,893 --> 00:45:31,983 Well, your father and I bought their way in. 639 00:45:32,271 --> 00:45:35,611 You were very clear. You said you wanted to do this properly. 640 00:45:35,691 --> 00:45:38,821 No, I can't get in that way. People know it. It stays with you. 641 00:45:38,902 --> 00:45:41,912 It's... It's handing your opponent a negative ad on a platter. 642 00:45:44,074 --> 00:45:45,164 Come here. 643 00:46:02,050 --> 00:46:02,890 Don't litter. 644 00:46:05,929 --> 00:46:06,809 Okay. 645 00:46:07,765 --> 00:46:10,095 Waitlisted is not "no" and you're going to get in. 646 00:46:10,184 --> 00:46:12,644 You're the most exceptional human being I've ever met. 647 00:46:12,728 --> 00:46:16,268 Hold on. You must've gotten your letter today too. 648 00:46:20,736 --> 00:46:23,816 I'm sure that they have an algorithm that demands they take so many women 649 00:46:23,906 --> 00:46:26,326 and so many applicants from this group or that. 650 00:46:27,534 --> 00:46:28,414 Yes, I got in. 651 00:46:29,703 --> 00:46:32,753 Alice, please, don't diminish your accomplishments to soothe my ego. 652 00:46:32,915 --> 00:46:34,365 You're gonna be valedictorian. 653 00:46:34,458 --> 00:46:36,668 You have a gold medal in fencing from the Junior Olympics. 654 00:46:36,752 --> 00:46:38,092 You speak six languages. 655 00:46:38,170 --> 00:46:40,550 No one deserves to go to Harvard more than you. 656 00:46:40,923 --> 00:46:43,513 And I am so happy for you. 657 00:46:46,929 --> 00:46:48,809 Well, okay. 658 00:46:49,223 --> 00:46:51,933 Tonight is about getting you back on your feet 100%, 659 00:46:52,017 --> 00:46:55,097 so you can win this election and make this world a better place. 660 00:46:55,896 --> 00:46:58,266 Thomas, please go set up your table in the massage room. 661 00:46:58,357 --> 00:47:00,437 You'll give Payton a treatment as soon as we're done. 662 00:47:00,526 --> 00:47:02,566 Reiki, cups, and acupuncture. 663 00:47:04,696 --> 00:47:06,696 You're too good to be true. 664 00:47:20,003 --> 00:47:21,553 I have a plan to help you win. 665 00:47:22,005 --> 00:47:23,915 But first, I need to ask you some questions, 666 00:47:24,007 --> 00:47:26,087 and I need you to answer me honestly, no judgment. 667 00:47:26,176 --> 00:47:27,136 I swear. 668 00:47:27,427 --> 00:47:28,637 Did you kill River? 669 00:47:29,096 --> 00:47:33,226 I won't judge you or turn you in. I just want to know. 670 00:47:33,851 --> 00:47:36,441 While you didn't anticipate Astrid jumping into the campaign, 671 00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:37,860 you might have correctly thought 672 00:47:37,938 --> 00:47:40,068 that River dying would be your clearest path to victory. 673 00:47:40,649 --> 00:47:41,649 I didn't kill him. 674 00:47:42,943 --> 00:47:43,903 We need to break up. 675 00:47:43,986 --> 00:47:46,026 - You said you wouldn't judge me! - Not really break up. 676 00:47:46,113 --> 00:47:48,823 We need to pretend to break up in order for you to win the election. 677 00:47:48,907 --> 00:47:51,327 Right now, you and Astrid are splitting the sympathy vote. 678 00:47:51,410 --> 00:47:54,200 I'm going to confess that I cheated on you. 679 00:47:55,414 --> 00:47:56,674 It'll be a scandal. 680 00:47:56,748 --> 00:47:59,328 You will dump me and everyone will feel sorry for you. 681 00:47:59,418 --> 00:48:00,878 I've cleared with McAfee and James. 682 00:48:00,961 --> 00:48:02,631 They think it could gain you six to nine points, 683 00:48:02,713 --> 00:48:05,173 depending on how magnanimous you are about the whole thing. 684 00:48:05,257 --> 00:48:06,967 But everyone will hate you. 685 00:48:07,050 --> 00:48:08,050 I love you. 686 00:48:09,678 --> 00:48:13,428 This... is what love looks like, Payton. 687 00:48:14,016 --> 00:48:16,016 This is what sacrifice looks like. 688 00:48:16,101 --> 00:48:19,441 This is what it takes to change the world. 689 00:48:20,105 --> 00:48:22,315 I am your first lady today... 690 00:48:23,942 --> 00:48:25,032 and always. 691 00:48:26,403 --> 00:48:28,823 - But there are rules. - Rules? 692 00:48:28,906 --> 00:48:29,946 We will break up 693 00:48:30,449 --> 00:48:34,079 long enough for you to win and for no one to suspect duplicity on our parts. 694 00:48:34,161 --> 00:48:36,791 You will post photos of Big Sur, 695 00:48:36,872 --> 00:48:39,832 the truffle french fries at Hoagies Diner on Route 14, 696 00:48:39,917 --> 00:48:45,457 and cute dogs on your Instagram at least once a day with captions like, 697 00:48:46,548 --> 00:48:51,178 "Wish I was here," and "Yummy," and "heart emoji." 698 00:48:51,929 --> 00:48:54,889 When you do so, I will know you were thinking of me. 699 00:48:55,474 --> 00:48:57,064 A secret code. I love it. 700 00:48:57,142 --> 00:49:01,062 And, most importantly, 701 00:49:02,648 --> 00:49:06,028 when you pass me in the hall, you will not pay me any mind. 702 00:49:06,610 --> 00:49:11,110 But as soon as we're past each other, you will turn and look back. 703 00:49:11,490 --> 00:49:14,620 I need you to do this for me or I won't be able to survive. 704 00:49:14,993 --> 00:49:16,543 Do you agree to these terms? 705 00:49:16,995 --> 00:49:19,365 You are the best thing that will ever happen to me. 706 00:49:20,499 --> 00:49:21,329 Yes. 707 00:49:22,584 --> 00:49:23,424 I agree. 708 00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:26,340 Let's move on to fish course. 709 00:49:27,798 --> 00:49:30,338 I don't want to say "I'm overwhelmed with shame." 710 00:49:30,425 --> 00:49:32,465 - That's too calculating, it sounds fake. - It is fake. 711 00:49:32,552 --> 00:49:33,392 No. 712 00:49:36,807 --> 00:49:38,597 "I broke up with Payton tonight. 713 00:49:38,684 --> 00:49:42,404 I guess you could say I cheated on him, though it's more complicated than that. 714 00:49:42,604 --> 00:49:44,614 I will not name the other party involved at this time 715 00:49:44,690 --> 00:49:46,730 out of respect to their family. Period." 716 00:49:46,817 --> 00:49:49,027 That's good. Mysterious. Really makes you lean in. 717 00:49:49,736 --> 00:49:50,606 Post it. 718 00:50:00,706 --> 00:50:02,036 This is good. 719 00:50:02,124 --> 00:50:04,844 Jesus, people are freakin' animals. These comments are brutal. 720 00:50:04,918 --> 00:50:08,168 This is really good. 721 00:50:16,555 --> 00:50:18,305 - Hi. - Hi. 722 00:50:19,808 --> 00:50:21,178 I didn't like doing that. 723 00:50:21,393 --> 00:50:22,233 I know. 724 00:50:23,103 --> 00:50:24,483 It's the right thing to do. 725 00:50:29,651 --> 00:50:32,361 Hey, Payton. We're ready when you are, buddy. 726 00:50:32,446 --> 00:50:33,276 Okay. 727 00:50:54,509 --> 00:50:57,139 ♪ I was raging ♪ 728 00:50:57,220 --> 00:50:59,470 ♪ It was late ♪ 729 00:50:59,931 --> 00:51:03,441 ♪ In the world my demons cultivate ♪ 730 00:51:03,518 --> 00:51:06,608 ♪ I felt the strangest emotion ♪ 731 00:51:06,688 --> 00:51:11,688 ♪ But it wasn't hate, for once ♪ 732 00:51:15,864 --> 00:51:18,454 ♪ Yes, I'm changing ♪ 733 00:51:18,533 --> 00:51:20,833 ♪ Yes, I'm gone... ♪ 734 00:51:20,911 --> 00:51:21,751 Payton. 735 00:51:22,746 --> 00:51:23,656 Hey, kiddo. 736 00:51:25,082 --> 00:51:28,922 Look, I know you've been struggling with Mandarin and River was tutoring you. 737 00:51:29,836 --> 00:51:32,296 You must be going through a lot right now. 738 00:51:32,380 --> 00:51:33,260 Yeah, I am. 739 00:51:34,174 --> 00:51:36,684 Just show up for the exams, and I'll give you an A. 740 00:51:37,594 --> 00:51:38,434 Okay? 741 00:51:38,637 --> 00:51:39,467 Thank you. 742 00:51:39,846 --> 00:51:40,676 Okay. 743 00:51:42,974 --> 00:51:44,234 Hey, man, I'm really sorry. 744 00:51:44,309 --> 00:51:46,689 Numbers look great. Genius. Wish I'd thought of it. 745 00:51:46,770 --> 00:51:48,650 Go to the cafeteria and press some flesh. 746 00:51:48,730 --> 00:51:51,570 ♪ And I was searching endlessly ♪ 747 00:51:51,900 --> 00:51:53,570 ♪ But, baby ♪ 748 00:51:53,652 --> 00:52:00,282 ♪ Now there's nothing left That I can do ♪ 749 00:52:01,535 --> 00:52:06,535 ♪ So don't be blue ♪ 750 00:52:07,207 --> 00:52:13,167 ♪ There is another future waiting there ♪ 751 00:52:13,255 --> 00:52:16,625 ♪ For you ♪ 752 00:52:18,635 --> 00:52:23,925 ♪ It's calling out for you ♪ 753 00:52:24,015 --> 00:52:28,975 ♪ Arise and walk, come through ♪ 754 00:52:29,229 --> 00:52:34,569 ♪ Someone beyond that door ♪ 755 00:52:34,651 --> 00:52:39,491 ♪ Is calling out for you ♪ 756 00:52:57,507 --> 00:52:59,547 Well, I can imagine. 757 00:52:59,634 --> 00:53:02,054 Well, well, well. Oh. 758 00:53:02,429 --> 00:53:04,559 Look who's home. 759 00:53:05,098 --> 00:53:07,268 Ms. Fancypants, shut the door. 760 00:53:07,350 --> 00:53:08,190 Yes, ma'am. 761 00:53:09,311 --> 00:53:11,231 - Sit down. - Yes, ma'am. 762 00:53:17,611 --> 00:53:21,571 This lovely young man was telling me 763 00:53:21,656 --> 00:53:27,286 that you turned him down again as a running mate in the school election. 764 00:53:27,662 --> 00:53:32,382 That is twice now that you have defied me and I would like an explanation. 765 00:53:33,543 --> 00:53:35,303 I just don't want all that attention. 766 00:53:35,378 --> 00:53:37,708 Oh, don't you lie to me. 767 00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:43,970 You were the one who begged me to call the Channel 13 news team 768 00:53:44,054 --> 00:53:48,024 so you could get a free trip to Legoland. 769 00:53:48,099 --> 00:53:50,189 And the second those cameras turned on, 770 00:53:50,268 --> 00:53:53,478 well, you just about peed your pants, you were so excited. 771 00:53:53,563 --> 00:53:56,193 You know, actually, Ms. Jackson, uh, Infinity, I have... 772 00:53:56,274 --> 00:53:58,654 I've seen all the local news stories on you and they are... 773 00:53:59,611 --> 00:54:00,781 Oh, God, they're so inspiring. 774 00:54:00,862 --> 00:54:04,412 But I really think that this could be something even bigger. 775 00:54:05,075 --> 00:54:07,235 I think this could be a national news story. 776 00:54:07,327 --> 00:54:11,457 Infinity, you could become the voice of a generation of handicapable children. 777 00:54:11,998 --> 00:54:14,788 You know, at the risk of sounding vulgar, it's worth remembering 778 00:54:14,876 --> 00:54:18,206 that you could parlay something like that into serious, regular income 779 00:54:18,296 --> 00:54:19,916 just off of Instagram alone. 780 00:54:20,173 --> 00:54:21,133 Wait a minute. 781 00:54:23,343 --> 00:54:26,893 - We could make some money on this? - Absolutely. Oh, absolutely. 782 00:54:27,347 --> 00:54:28,717 Oh! 783 00:54:28,807 --> 00:54:30,057 Well, hot damn! 784 00:54:30,141 --> 00:54:31,811 If it would be at all helpful, 785 00:54:31,893 --> 00:54:35,113 I'd be happy to provide you with a cash loan that could be used for anything. 786 00:54:35,438 --> 00:54:37,608 Paying off medical bills, buying a new car. 787 00:54:37,691 --> 00:54:40,151 Wait a minute. A new car? 788 00:54:40,235 --> 00:54:42,945 - Anything. - I like the sound of that. 789 00:54:43,029 --> 00:54:45,569 You know, I must say, I like the sound of your voice. 790 00:54:46,449 --> 00:54:47,739 Really? Yeah? 791 00:54:47,826 --> 00:54:50,496 Yeah, I really... It's got a real melodic tone to it. 792 00:54:50,578 --> 00:54:52,328 Is that... Are you from the South? 793 00:54:52,497 --> 00:54:55,997 Well, I am a country girl. 794 00:54:56,084 --> 00:54:57,544 I knew it. I knew it. 795 00:54:57,627 --> 00:55:01,127 - West-goddamn-Virginia. - Of course. 796 00:55:01,506 --> 00:55:06,256 Yeah, I drove all the way to California from Martinsville. 797 00:55:07,178 --> 00:55:08,678 You ever heard of Martinsville? 798 00:55:08,763 --> 00:55:10,683 I don't think I have. 799 00:55:10,765 --> 00:55:13,635 - Stop it. Stop it. Just stop it! - What?! 800 00:55:15,353 --> 00:55:17,023 I know what he's doing. 801 00:55:18,773 --> 00:55:20,363 I know what you're doing. 802 00:55:20,984 --> 00:55:23,194 Payton, you're trying to seduce us. 803 00:55:24,654 --> 00:55:28,124 You're using your money and your interest 804 00:55:28,199 --> 00:55:30,539 and you're throwing it around like it's nothing. 805 00:55:30,910 --> 00:55:34,620 Hey, you are being a rude little toad. 806 00:55:34,706 --> 00:55:40,956 He's a fake, Nana. He's a fake. I don't trust anything that he says. 807 00:55:42,630 --> 00:55:43,920 I'm so sorry. 808 00:55:44,007 --> 00:55:45,927 - I really do apologize, dear. - No, no, no. 809 00:55:46,009 --> 00:55:48,349 - I am so sorry. - Uh, no, no, she's right. 810 00:55:51,306 --> 00:55:52,176 She's right. 811 00:55:53,975 --> 00:55:57,595 River died and... my girlfriend broke up with me 812 00:55:57,687 --> 00:56:01,317 and I don't think that I've processed any of it. 813 00:56:02,192 --> 00:56:04,652 Um, I just keep acting like everything is normal. 814 00:56:04,944 --> 00:56:06,914 I just keep going through the motions, 815 00:56:07,655 --> 00:56:10,325 like nothing happened, but it did, I know that it did. 816 00:56:12,869 --> 00:56:15,749 I know it did, and I still, I can't... 817 00:56:18,166 --> 00:56:19,626 I can't feel anything. 818 00:56:21,544 --> 00:56:23,304 You're right, Infinity. You're right. 819 00:56:24,130 --> 00:56:25,130 I'm a fake. 820 00:56:27,550 --> 00:56:29,720 You shouldn't believe anything I say, 821 00:56:29,803 --> 00:56:32,393 because I don't know that I believe it either. 822 00:56:32,806 --> 00:56:34,716 I think that's why I want you for a running mate. 823 00:56:34,808 --> 00:56:37,188 You're authentic and you're real, 824 00:56:37,268 --> 00:56:39,978 and I can't even face the truth because... 825 00:56:42,982 --> 00:56:44,732 because the truth is... 826 00:56:45,944 --> 00:56:48,364 ...the truth is that I loved him. 827 00:56:50,448 --> 00:56:52,828 Oh, my God. I loved him so much. 828 00:56:53,243 --> 00:56:54,453 And now he's gone. 829 00:56:55,829 --> 00:56:58,999 Oh... 830 00:57:01,292 --> 00:57:03,092 I'm so sorry, Payton. 831 00:57:03,753 --> 00:57:05,003 I believe you now. 832 00:57:05,088 --> 00:57:07,668 Hey, I believe you. 833 00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:09,630 Okay? 834 00:57:22,147 --> 00:57:24,267 I'm sorry. Hey... 835 00:57:48,715 --> 00:57:49,665 We got her. 836 00:57:50,175 --> 00:57:53,845 Because that's what life's all about. It's not about avoiding adversity, 837 00:57:53,928 --> 00:57:57,518 it's how we handle the hard times when they come barging into our lives, 838 00:57:57,599 --> 00:57:59,679 destroying everything we hold dear. 839 00:58:00,518 --> 00:58:02,978 And that's why I've got someone very special with me today. 840 00:58:03,646 --> 00:58:05,766 Now, this is a girl that we've all met, but... 841 00:58:05,857 --> 00:58:08,277 she's someone that I don't think a lot of us really know. 842 00:58:08,610 --> 00:58:11,240 And I think that the reason that I find her so inspiring 843 00:58:11,321 --> 00:58:13,621 is because... I look at my life, 844 00:58:14,908 --> 00:58:18,368 and what's happened in the past few weeks, even the past few hours, 845 00:58:18,453 --> 00:58:19,753 does not even compare 846 00:58:20,079 --> 00:58:23,959 to the struggles that this young woman has to face every moment of every day. 847 00:58:24,042 --> 00:58:26,002 And yet, she looks at the future... 848 00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:29,510 with hope and optimism 849 00:58:30,215 --> 00:58:31,505 and a sense of humor. 850 00:58:31,591 --> 00:58:33,091 Infinity, you inspire me. 851 00:58:34,802 --> 00:58:37,682 That is why I'm proud to introduce you as my running mate today. 852 00:58:38,348 --> 00:58:41,268 Ladies and gentleman, the next vice president of Saint Sebastian, 853 00:58:41,351 --> 00:58:42,851 Infinity Jackson! 854 00:58:50,068 --> 00:58:50,898 Thank you. 855 00:58:50,985 --> 00:58:52,645 Oh, my God, that was so nice. 856 00:58:54,656 --> 00:58:57,116 How about this one, huh? Let's hear it. 857 00:58:59,369 --> 00:59:01,659 Thank you, my gosh, thank you. Uh... 858 00:59:03,540 --> 00:59:04,790 I guess Payton's right. 859 00:59:05,792 --> 00:59:11,512 My life hasn't always been easy, but my Nana... my Nana always says, 860 00:59:11,589 --> 00:59:13,969 “Infinity Maybelline Jackson..." 861 00:59:14,300 --> 00:59:16,760 Congrats on the musical, by the way. Nice to see you. 862 00:59:16,844 --> 00:59:18,724 Hey, looking good, guys. Thanks for being here. 863 00:59:18,805 --> 00:59:21,055 "...a lot worse than you." And she's right. 864 00:59:21,140 --> 00:59:24,230 - She already has an 80% approval rating. - And a fan account on Instagram. 865 00:59:24,310 --> 00:59:26,100 I'm one of the lucky ones. 866 00:59:26,187 --> 00:59:27,477 Sit back and enjoy the show. 867 00:59:30,233 --> 00:59:32,613 But I'm counting my blessings today. 868 00:59:33,319 --> 00:59:34,739 We're all lucky, aren't we? 869 00:59:35,321 --> 00:59:36,861 - Hey, Andrew. - Eric. 870 00:59:36,948 --> 00:59:38,118 Right, Eric, sorry. 871 00:59:38,199 --> 00:59:40,289 You douchebag, my name is Andrew. 872 00:59:40,368 --> 00:59:44,288 I'm here, I'm alive, I'm with all of you beautiful people. 873 00:59:44,372 --> 00:59:45,422 I was coming to find you. 874 00:59:45,498 --> 00:59:47,628 I’m really sorry. I want you to know this was a really... 875 00:59:47,709 --> 00:59:49,879 She's scamming everyone, you know that, right? 876 00:59:50,128 --> 00:59:52,088 - What? Who? - Infinity. 877 00:59:52,964 --> 00:59:55,634 It's all a big scam. She's not sick. 878 00:59:55,717 --> 00:59:56,837 Thank you, Payton. 879 00:59:57,885 --> 00:59:59,885 Thank you, Saint Sebastian. 880 01:00:00,305 --> 01:00:01,425 She's faking it. 881 01:00:01,764 --> 01:00:02,814 I... 882 01:00:03,099 --> 01:00:05,979 I’m gonna work my butt off for you guys. 883 01:00:06,060 --> 01:00:10,230 I mean, like, let's just get out there and win this thing! 884 01:00:10,648 --> 01:00:12,688 Yeah!