1 00:00:16,141 --> 00:00:20,271 And when we've reached the 25th gentle squeeze of the teat, 2 00:00:20,770 --> 00:00:24,400 we connect with our sheep with a mindful touch and say, 3 00:00:25,108 --> 00:00:27,108 - "We honor you." - "We honor you." 4 00:00:27,193 --> 00:00:28,193 That's right. 5 00:00:28,445 --> 00:00:29,985 And we continue milking. 6 00:00:30,530 --> 00:00:34,830 And as we do, we acknowledge that we, as women, 7 00:00:34,909 --> 00:00:38,659 will also give milk to our child. 8 00:00:39,289 --> 00:00:44,209 And though we may not hear our children thanking us in this way, 9 00:00:44,294 --> 00:00:46,054 we will feel it. 10 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:48,049 Which is not to say 11 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:50,131 that all of us are going to breastfeed. 12 00:00:50,216 --> 00:00:54,176 Mothers who choose to formula feed love their children 13 00:00:54,262 --> 00:00:57,062 and are just as much mothers who nurse. 14 00:00:57,140 --> 00:01:01,730 Every woman's lacteal journey is different and beautiful. 15 00:01:02,645 --> 00:01:03,895 Let's say that all together. 16 00:01:03,980 --> 00:01:07,820 Every woman's lacteal journey is different 17 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:09,491 and beautiful. 18 00:01:10,403 --> 00:01:12,453 - What trimester are you? - Just first. 19 00:01:12,530 --> 00:01:14,570 That's what I thought. I didn't want to assume. 20 00:01:14,991 --> 00:01:17,991 Maybe you're just having a tiny baby. 21 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:19,658 And that would be wonderful, too. 22 00:01:22,207 --> 00:01:25,787 And as we place each kernel of buckwheat, 23 00:01:26,252 --> 00:01:27,632 one by one, 24 00:01:27,712 --> 00:01:29,462 back into the pillowcase, 25 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:33,593 making sure that each little grain is free of weevils 26 00:01:33,676 --> 00:01:34,926 or mealworms, 27 00:01:35,470 --> 00:01:42,190 let us reflect on what each of these 3,000 grains of buckwheat 28 00:01:42,268 --> 00:01:43,558 represent to us. 29 00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:46,765 Is it the number of weeks that we will live, on average, 30 00:01:46,856 --> 00:01:49,816 after giving birth and becoming mothers? 31 00:01:50,068 --> 00:01:53,608 Psst! I just put two kernels in at once. Should I tell her? 32 00:01:54,364 --> 00:01:55,644 Is she gonna make me start over? 33 00:01:55,698 --> 00:01:57,698 I... I can't do this! 34 00:01:57,784 --> 00:01:59,874 Okay, everyone 35 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:03,463 let's acknowledge that Taryn is feeling challenged 36 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:06,670 by this exercise in maternal patience. 37 00:02:06,918 --> 00:02:09,458 Taryn, would you be interested 38 00:02:09,546 --> 00:02:13,506 in sharing where you are on your emotional journey right now? 39 00:02:13,591 --> 00:02:14,971 Actually, yes, yes. Um... 40 00:02:15,051 --> 00:02:17,181 I would rather be sleeping on a bunch of weevils 41 00:02:17,262 --> 00:02:19,472 than count buckwheat kernels, Rainbow. 42 00:02:19,556 --> 00:02:20,766 That's where I'm at right now. 43 00:02:21,099 --> 00:02:21,979 Okay. 44 00:02:22,058 --> 00:02:25,558 And are you able to step out 45 00:02:25,937 --> 00:02:28,267 of your negativity whirlpool 46 00:02:28,356 --> 00:02:30,436 to acknowledge that motherhood 47 00:02:30,525 --> 00:02:32,685 will present situations that are 48 00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:35,240 equally frustrating? 49 00:02:35,321 --> 00:02:37,161 No, no, not really, Rainbow. 50 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:39,080 Really, mostly, what I'm thinking right now 51 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:41,039 is that I'm gonna have a son in two months, 52 00:02:41,119 --> 00:02:45,329 and I'm wondering how I'm gonna explain to him that his dad is a fucking meathead 53 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:47,705 who Mommy shouldn't have had a fucking second date with, 54 00:02:47,792 --> 00:02:50,042 let alone move into his apartment for a month 55 00:02:50,128 --> 00:02:52,458 before Mommy came to her fucking senses! 56 00:03:00,555 --> 00:03:04,175 And that's Taryn's journey, everyone. 57 00:03:04,684 --> 00:03:06,144 Oh, and just a reminder, 58 00:03:06,227 --> 00:03:08,187 it's "Reignbough," 59 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:09,438 not "Rainbow." 60 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:10,686 "Reign," 61 00:03:10,773 --> 00:03:13,283 like the period in which a queen rules. 62 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:16,360 "Bough," like the branch of a tree. 63 00:03:45,266 --> 00:03:46,266 Alice... 64 00:03:48,186 --> 00:03:49,686 I can't do this anymore. 65 00:03:49,771 --> 00:03:50,771 Me neither. 66 00:03:51,105 --> 00:03:52,265 This place is insane. 67 00:03:52,357 --> 00:03:55,107 No, I mean, yes, this place is crazy, but I'm... 68 00:03:58,029 --> 00:03:59,529 I know what you're gonna say. 69 00:04:00,573 --> 00:04:02,453 You don't have to say it if you don't want to. 70 00:04:02,533 --> 00:04:03,583 No, I have to say it. 71 00:04:07,622 --> 00:04:09,122 I can't be a mother. 72 00:04:13,044 --> 00:04:14,174 Will you come with me? 73 00:04:14,629 --> 00:04:16,089 Of course I will. 74 00:04:17,924 --> 00:04:20,184 It's okay. Do you hear me? 75 00:04:22,011 --> 00:04:23,051 It's okay. 76 00:04:26,057 --> 00:04:27,807 Now, can we please get the fuck out of here? 77 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:16,076 Roshambo, bitch. 78 00:06:16,167 --> 00:06:18,837 Let's rock paper scissors all up in this piece. 79 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:20,509 Remember the strategy. 80 00:06:20,838 --> 00:06:23,758 Well, maybe forgetting the strategy is my strategy. 81 00:06:24,967 --> 00:06:27,097 Wait, am I playing as Dede or playing as me? 82 00:06:27,178 --> 00:06:28,178 Playing as you. 83 00:06:29,430 --> 00:06:30,430 Copy that. 84 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:34,640 - What are you doing? - You shoot on three. 85 00:06:34,727 --> 00:06:37,017 You don't. You shoot on four. It says so on the Interweb. 86 00:06:37,105 --> 00:06:38,999 - It says... - I don't care what the Interweb says. 87 00:06:39,023 --> 00:06:40,733 I learned this in 1962, 88 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:42,577 and that's how we're playing. Shoot on three. 89 00:06:42,652 --> 00:06:44,112 Here we go. 90 00:06:45,571 --> 00:06:46,911 - Damn it. - Focus. 91 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:49,623 Damn it. 92 00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:52,791 Oh, son of a... 93 00:06:52,870 --> 00:06:54,410 Bitch! How did you do that? 94 00:06:54,497 --> 00:06:56,287 Nice. 95 00:06:56,374 --> 00:06:57,424 Watch your body language. 96 00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:59,340 She totally just gave herself away. 97 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:04,553 Yes. 98 00:07:05,716 --> 00:07:06,796 No! 99 00:07:09,053 --> 00:07:11,013 - Oh, come on. Don't get frustrated. - God, no. 100 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:14,597 - This is a disaster! - I really think you're overthinking it. 101 00:07:14,684 --> 00:07:16,644 Well, of course I'm overthinking it. 102 00:07:16,727 --> 00:07:18,397 I thought that was the strategy. 103 00:07:18,479 --> 00:07:19,729 No, come on. 104 00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:21,194 Now, don't think. 105 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:23,284 You know what the strategy is. 106 00:07:23,359 --> 00:07:24,859 Don't throw paper or something. 107 00:07:24,944 --> 00:07:26,672 - That's not the strategy! - Not the strategy. 108 00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:29,776 Don't even think! Do it now! Do it right now! Here we go. 109 00:07:31,033 --> 00:07:32,743 Damn it. 110 00:07:33,911 --> 00:07:35,871 What the fuck? 111 00:07:35,955 --> 00:07:37,825 - This is eerie, I have to say. - Yeah. 112 00:07:38,916 --> 00:07:40,246 There you go. We tied. 113 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:41,710 Good. Here. 114 00:07:45,256 --> 00:07:46,506 What is that? Pen? 115 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:49,217 Motherfucker. 116 00:07:53,347 --> 00:07:54,557 Taking you down, amigo. 117 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:56,310 Oh, not today, Satan. 118 00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:01,975 Yes! 119 00:08:03,399 --> 00:08:04,979 Oh, come on. 120 00:08:05,067 --> 00:08:06,857 I got ice water in my veins, baby. 121 00:08:08,237 --> 00:08:10,067 What am I gonna play, James? Hmm? 122 00:08:10,948 --> 00:08:12,488 Is it paper? Hmm? 123 00:08:16,078 --> 00:08:17,788 - Oh, I hate you! - Yes! 124 00:08:18,873 --> 00:08:20,583 That's right! 125 00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:22,209 Whose house? 126 00:08:22,293 --> 00:08:24,093 Sorry. Awesome. 127 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:26,550 Real slow now. 128 00:08:31,135 --> 00:08:32,215 This is insane. 129 00:08:32,803 --> 00:08:33,933 Stay focused. 130 00:08:34,597 --> 00:08:37,887 I just won, so my instinct will be 131 00:08:38,434 --> 00:08:40,564 to stick with what just won. 132 00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:42,225 You play what will beat 133 00:08:42,313 --> 00:08:44,483 - what I just beat you with. - I got it. 134 00:08:44,565 --> 00:08:46,185 - I got it. - Okay, okay. Here we go. 135 00:08:46,275 --> 00:08:47,275 And... 136 00:08:50,112 --> 00:08:52,742 - Motherfucking son of a bitch! - I just played scissors! 137 00:08:52,823 --> 00:08:54,993 - Switch to rock! - I know that! I know that! 138 00:08:55,076 --> 00:08:56,636 - Oh, my God. Nope, not doing it. - God! 139 00:08:56,661 --> 00:08:58,222 - Nope. Not doing it. Nope. - Oh, my God! 140 00:08:58,246 --> 00:08:59,656 - Dede. - Mm-mm. Nope. Mm-mm. 141 00:08:59,747 --> 00:09:02,537 Nope. I need a drink. I'm going out and getting a drink. 142 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:04,705 Well, okay. We can practice along the way. 143 00:09:04,794 --> 00:09:07,094 - I'm not practicing. I'm drinking. - Okay... 144 00:09:21,143 --> 00:09:22,563 Do you know anyone that's had one? 145 00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:24,271 I don't think so. 146 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:28,065 But my understanding is that 147 00:09:29,318 --> 00:09:31,738 when you get older, you find out that a lot of people 148 00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:34,121 who you never knew had one actually had one. 149 00:09:34,365 --> 00:09:35,695 Pretty sure my mom has. 150 00:09:37,785 --> 00:09:40,115 And my dad's definitely paid for more than one. 151 00:09:40,788 --> 00:09:42,038 Are you having doubts? 152 00:09:43,207 --> 00:09:44,207 No. 153 00:09:45,459 --> 00:09:46,709 Are you having feelings? 154 00:09:50,298 --> 00:09:52,168 I thought River got me pregnant once. 155 00:09:54,927 --> 00:09:57,489 I didn't tell him because I knew he would just ask me to marry him 156 00:09:57,513 --> 00:09:59,023 on the spot and want to keep it. 157 00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:02,016 And you didn't want that. 158 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:05,612 I loved River more than I've ever loved anyone, but... 159 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:09,030 I just... I don't want kids. 160 00:10:10,901 --> 00:10:11,901 You don't know that. 161 00:10:12,486 --> 00:10:13,526 I do. 162 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,243 And I don't care anymore 163 00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:17,533 if people think that makes me less of a woman. 164 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:18,617 I know it doesn't. 165 00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:24,579 I just don't want that for myself, so I wouldn't be a good mother. 166 00:10:25,416 --> 00:10:27,076 Do you think I will 167 00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:29,127 be a good mother? 168 00:10:30,421 --> 00:10:31,961 Yeah, I think you probably will. 169 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:37,053 You make Payton feel better about himself than he deserves to, 170 00:10:37,136 --> 00:10:39,556 so that means you know how to look after a boy. 171 00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:42,805 And you're the most accomplished woman I know. 172 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,733 So you'll probably pass that on if you have a girl. 173 00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:49,646 I still love Payton. 174 00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:55,030 I don't know if I wanna do this without him. 175 00:11:02,995 --> 00:11:05,075 Do you think they'll let you come in with me? 176 00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:08,044 Yes. I'll be in there with you the whole time. 177 00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:10,540 When you walk out of here, 178 00:11:12,129 --> 00:11:13,959 you can do whatever you want with your life. 179 00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:15,835 When I walk out of here 180 00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:18,886 it's gonna be on a path that I want. 181 00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:21,261 So should you. 182 00:11:23,974 --> 00:11:25,984 But what if we don't like where that path leads? 183 00:11:27,478 --> 00:11:29,058 At least you will have chosen it. 184 00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:31,769 - Astrid Sloan? - Yeah. 185 00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:33,191 This way, please. 186 00:11:42,618 --> 00:11:46,248 I don't know why we couldn't have had a drink at the St. Regis. 187 00:11:46,330 --> 00:11:47,790 What, all the way uptown? 188 00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:50,583 Besides, the best way to make an old broad happy 189 00:11:50,668 --> 00:11:52,208 is to surround her with gay men. 190 00:12:00,344 --> 00:12:02,564 Hey, hey. 191 00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:13,271 What is he doing here? 192 00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:15,606 I have no idea. 193 00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:18,196 Sounds pretty good, though. 194 00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:20,873 - Really good. - Yeah. 195 00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:13,041 Thank you. 196 00:13:16,670 --> 00:13:18,430 - Well, well, well. - Yeah. 197 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,692 - Goodness. Can we buy you a drink? - Look at you. 198 00:13:20,716 --> 00:13:21,926 I already have my club soda. 199 00:13:22,009 --> 00:13:24,639 I'm sober. I have been for months now, so 200 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,348 - one day at a time. - Good for you. 201 00:13:27,431 --> 00:13:28,601 Gee, with a voice like yours, 202 00:13:28,682 --> 00:13:30,682 you should be on Broadway, not in politics. 203 00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:34,228 Although, and this might be the martini talking, 204 00:13:34,688 --> 00:13:36,148 you ran a hell of a campaign. 205 00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:37,532 - You're good, kid. - Thanks. 206 00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:40,921 I know I don't need to say it, considering your track record, 207 00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:42,355 but so are you. 208 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:43,822 Both of you. Really. 209 00:13:44,573 --> 00:13:46,253 It's... It's sad that someone has to lose. 210 00:13:46,283 --> 00:13:47,333 He's bullshitting. 211 00:13:47,409 --> 00:13:50,159 - You love the idea of beating us. - Sometimes. 212 00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:52,116 - Uh-uh... - Okay, most of the time. 213 00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:54,701 But, seriously, you guys fought for progressive causes 214 00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:56,470 people my age just assume were always there. 215 00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:57,962 You know, abortion rights, 216 00:13:58,045 --> 00:13:59,625 civil rights, social programs. 217 00:13:59,713 --> 00:14:00,843 We stand on your shoulders. 218 00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:03,183 Yeah, while you drive us into the grave. 219 00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:04,739 You did with progressives before you. 220 00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:06,642 Well, experience matters, you know? 221 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:08,430 Knowing how the game is played, 222 00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,354 and the back doors into the system... 223 00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:13,272 Vision and passion are great, 224 00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:14,352 but Albany 225 00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:16,267 - is a beast... - Mmm. 226 00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:18,895 That takes years to learn how to tame. 227 00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:22,108 We've seen it eat noobs alive. 228 00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:23,824 I am sure that's probably true. 229 00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:25,405 But, for now... 230 00:14:26,740 --> 00:14:27,990 I'm having the time of my life. 231 00:14:28,075 --> 00:14:30,365 It's great, isn't it? Being in the arena. 232 00:14:30,494 --> 00:14:32,834 - Mm-hmm. - With the roar of the crowd 233 00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:35,880 the feel of the other guy's bones breaking in your hands, 234 00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:37,288 the taste of blood in your mouth. 235 00:14:39,628 --> 00:14:41,548 I do want you to know, I had my limits, okay? 236 00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:44,340 A member of my staff leaked all that stuff about the throuple 237 00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:46,335 and... and you and William. 238 00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:47,797 I... I had him fired for it. 239 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,807 Thank you for saying so, but, uh 240 00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:52,274 actually, you should rehire him. 241 00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:55,517 No, I would have advised you to release that stuff. 242 00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:56,653 We're big girls. 243 00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:59,018 We know this isn't tiddlywinks. 244 00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:01,356 And it all ended up for the best anyway. 245 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,740 Although, I am a little more tired than I used to be. 246 00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:05,993 William is insatiable. 247 00:15:08,115 --> 00:15:10,825 So, what are you gonna do if you win, Payton? Um... 248 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:11,910 First hundred days? 249 00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:14,914 Mmm, re-start the conversation about building a seawall 250 00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:17,037 to protect Lower Manhattan from the next superstorm. 251 00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:17,962 Never gonna happen. 252 00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:19,592 Those tightwads in appropriations, 253 00:15:19,668 --> 00:15:22,298 they won't give you ten cents for a paper clip 254 00:15:22,379 --> 00:15:24,009 if they think it's gonna help Manhattan. 255 00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:26,759 I know, I know. I... I don't think it's ever gonna get built. 256 00:15:26,842 --> 00:15:29,802 I just think it's gonna help curry favor with the local construction union, 257 00:15:29,845 --> 00:15:31,675 which will increase my voting bloc 258 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,564 enough to solidify my reelection chances. 259 00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:35,101 And it's gonna move the goalposts 260 00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:37,454 as far as what they're willing to spend on climate issues, 261 00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:38,878 so when I propose that we subsidize 262 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,658 solar panels for all the downtown buildings, 263 00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:42,729 that $200 billion is gonna make the 50 million 264 00:15:42,816 --> 00:15:44,856 that the paneling costs sound like a bargain. 265 00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:48,275 Maybe I won't get as chewed up as you think I will. 266 00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:51,084 Payton, people are asking for you to do another song. 267 00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:55,405 My constituency demands action. 268 00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:57,413 Excuse me, ladies. 269 00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:00,750 You know, 270 00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:03,710 they say that you learn more from your enemies 271 00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:05,706 than you do from your friends. 272 00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:09,430 So, I would like to dedicate this next song to two women, who 273 00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:11,344 other than my mother, 274 00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:14,717 have done more to make a man out of me than anyone else in the world. 275 00:19:26,623 --> 00:19:27,623 Thank you. 276 00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:31,341 - Whoo! - Thank you. 277 00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:45,683 Oh, my God. 278 00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:47,765 Oh, this is awful. 279 00:19:48,103 --> 00:19:49,943 You should fake a heart attack or something. 280 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,862 - They look nervous. - They should be. 281 00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:53,690 Old people are terrible at game theory. 282 00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:55,855 I bet they buy all the utilities in Monopoly. 283 00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:59,204 I can't believe this is the way our political career is gonna end. 284 00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:00,990 Would you relax? 285 00:20:01,825 --> 00:20:04,405 Everything's going to be fine. 286 00:20:04,494 --> 00:20:08,334 I have never seen anyone worse at roshambo than you, Dede. 287 00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:09,325 You are uniquely 288 00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:11,456 - and utterly useless at it. - Thank you. 289 00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:14,814 - Here we go. - Mm-hmm. 290 00:20:14,838 --> 00:20:16,478 - Oh, shit. - All right. 291 00:20:18,091 --> 00:20:19,131 Hello, all. 292 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,508 I'm Jay Tank-Brown, head of the elections board. 293 00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,507 I'd like to welcome you all to a very 294 00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:27,141 unique and historic day to determine the winner 295 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:30,146 of the 27th District state senate election. 296 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,399 Now, the rules are clear. 297 00:20:31,855 --> 00:20:33,355 Rock beats scissors, 298 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,110 paper beats rock, and, 299 00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:37,612 of course, scissors beats paper. 300 00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:42,123 We will be using the Jacobian scoring rules. 301 00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:45,739 Best of five, as agreed upon by the candidates... 302 00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:48,997 Uh, Jay, before we start, I'd like to say a few words. 303 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,631 No. Hold on. We did not agree to that in negotiations. Okay? 304 00:20:51,708 --> 00:20:54,469 - If she gets to speak, I get to speak too. - Payton, Payton, shut up. 305 00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:57,842 You have the whole rest of your life to talk. 306 00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:07,848 You hear that? 307 00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:10,732 Hear what? What is she talking about? 308 00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:12,251 It's a trick. It's gotta be a trick. 309 00:21:12,312 --> 00:21:14,272 See, when you're a politician, 310 00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:16,566 you develop a kind of, um 311 00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:18,492 bionic listening. 312 00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:21,657 You have to hear what no one else does. 313 00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:24,950 You have to hear what your constituents want 314 00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:28,446 above all the noise of the media 315 00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:30,287 and the special interests. 316 00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:34,539 The sound of the strongest political wind 317 00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:39,974 can be heard long before it blows down old politicians 318 00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:42,008 and ideas. 319 00:21:42,884 --> 00:21:44,764 The best of us can hear them 320 00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:47,635 when they're nothing but a summer's breeze. 321 00:21:48,181 --> 00:21:49,301 I'm not great at everything, 322 00:21:49,349 --> 00:21:52,599 I... I am certainly not a champion at rock paper scissors. 323 00:21:53,228 --> 00:21:56,648 I dig in when I should compromise, 324 00:21:56,732 --> 00:22:00,822 and I have a very specific approach to romance. 325 00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:03,029 However... 326 00:22:04,072 --> 00:22:06,452 I am a great listener. 327 00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:08,754 And one of the things that I've been hearing 328 00:22:08,785 --> 00:22:10,905 over the past few weeks of this campaign 329 00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:13,706 is that young people are angry. 330 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:17,793 They are angry about income inequality, 331 00:22:18,295 --> 00:22:21,755 wage stagnation, the cost of housing, and more than anything, 332 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:22,920 climate change 333 00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:25,838 that will alter the way they relate to the planet we leave them 334 00:22:25,927 --> 00:22:28,677 because they know that none of those other things are going to matter 335 00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:30,814 if they don't have a planet to live on. 336 00:22:31,266 --> 00:22:33,186 And most importantly, 337 00:22:33,268 --> 00:22:35,188 they're willing to do something about it. 338 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,565 And one of the other things that I've been hearing 339 00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:41,936 is the voice 340 00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:43,898 of a young man 341 00:22:44,654 --> 00:22:47,664 who fights diligently to solve the problems 342 00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:50,951 that these young people are so angry about. 343 00:22:52,079 --> 00:22:53,879 This election should not have been this close. 344 00:22:54,664 --> 00:22:55,664 But it was. 345 00:22:56,291 --> 00:22:58,541 So close that we are here deciding the outcome 346 00:22:58,627 --> 00:23:00,587 with a child's game. 347 00:23:01,129 --> 00:23:05,009 It was so close because young people voted 348 00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:08,014 in larger numbers than ever before, 349 00:23:08,095 --> 00:23:10,055 and some of them for the very first time. 350 00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:11,719 They voted 351 00:23:13,141 --> 00:23:14,311 because they finally 352 00:23:16,144 --> 00:23:17,234 had a candidate 353 00:23:18,897 --> 00:23:20,727 who inspired them. 354 00:23:21,858 --> 00:23:24,108 Who made them believe 355 00:23:24,194 --> 00:23:27,954 that someone was finally listening to them. 356 00:23:29,574 --> 00:23:30,954 And I'm listening too. 357 00:23:33,328 --> 00:23:35,208 And that is why... 358 00:23:35,956 --> 00:23:39,666 I am conceding this election to Payton Hobart. 359 00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:44,422 It's not a trick, not a trick. 360 00:23:44,506 --> 00:23:46,926 Congratulations, Payton. 361 00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:52,469 Senator Hobart. 362 00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,900 Now the hard part starts, kiddo. 363 00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:03,611 Thank you. 364 00:24:04,568 --> 00:24:05,568 Thank you. 365 00:24:09,197 --> 00:24:10,487 I guess we won. 366 00:24:10,824 --> 00:24:12,334 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 367 00:24:12,409 --> 00:24:14,199 Hey, cheer up. 368 00:24:14,911 --> 00:24:17,161 Why? You just gave away the farm. 369 00:24:17,247 --> 00:24:18,967 That was certainly very unexpected. 370 00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:22,043 Um, we're all a little bit taken aback, 371 00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:25,022 but I think that we are gonna stick to our plan for the first hundred days 372 00:24:25,046 --> 00:24:27,216 to focus on technology... 373 00:24:28,341 --> 00:24:29,341 You won. 374 00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:36,179 Maybe. I'll never know what was in that ballot box. 375 00:24:38,059 --> 00:24:39,639 Trying to write this acceptance speech. 376 00:24:40,395 --> 00:24:42,935 You made the right call, not turning it in. 377 00:24:44,065 --> 00:24:47,565 Not right in the legal or ethical sense, but 378 00:24:48,820 --> 00:24:49,820 right for you. 379 00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:54,372 I envy you. 380 00:24:54,451 --> 00:24:56,161 'Cause I'm willing to do anything to win? 381 00:24:56,244 --> 00:24:57,544 Because you know who you are. 382 00:24:58,246 --> 00:24:59,246 You know what you want. 383 00:25:01,917 --> 00:25:02,917 You don't? 384 00:25:05,295 --> 00:25:07,915 I think I may wanna go to medical school. 385 00:25:10,842 --> 00:25:11,842 I think 386 00:25:14,971 --> 00:25:16,101 you'd be a great doctor. 387 00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:18,521 - Maybe I'll become a surgeon. - Hmm. 388 00:25:19,226 --> 00:25:21,806 I excel at focusing on a single task for long periods of time. 389 00:25:21,895 --> 00:25:25,185 It's that or start a lifestyle brand, I haven't decided yet. 390 00:25:25,273 --> 00:25:26,483 - Hmm. - Either way, 391 00:25:26,566 --> 00:25:28,896 I need to go back to Harvard and finish school. 392 00:25:30,111 --> 00:25:31,991 I am certain that I love you though. 393 00:25:34,908 --> 00:25:37,368 I don't wanna be your dutiful wife, but... 394 00:25:40,789 --> 00:25:43,169 I do wanna have a family with you. 395 00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:46,037 It just needs to be a little more... 396 00:25:46,753 --> 00:25:50,303 George and Amal and a little less George and Martha. 397 00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:51,382 Hmm. 398 00:25:56,596 --> 00:25:57,596 I want that too. 399 00:25:58,974 --> 00:26:00,814 Come on. Let me buy you dinner? 400 00:26:01,893 --> 00:26:03,143 We'll talk medical schools? 401 00:26:03,478 --> 00:26:05,478 Don't you have to finish your acceptance speech? 402 00:26:06,106 --> 00:26:07,226 Ah, it can wait. 403 00:26:08,066 --> 00:26:09,186 I think 404 00:26:10,652 --> 00:26:11,822 we should make tonight 405 00:26:13,446 --> 00:26:14,446 all about you. 406 00:26:20,787 --> 00:26:22,707 - Come on. - Yeah. 407 00:26:31,089 --> 00:26:32,089 Hello. 408 00:26:32,465 --> 00:26:33,875 - Hello! - Hi, Georgina. 409 00:26:33,967 --> 00:26:34,877 Hi, Dede. 410 00:26:34,968 --> 00:26:38,008 - Thank you so much for facial timing me. - Hello. 411 00:26:38,096 --> 00:26:39,966 How's the day drinking going? 412 00:26:40,515 --> 00:26:41,425 Excuse me? 413 00:26:41,516 --> 00:26:43,096 Oh, I didn't mean it as an insult. 414 00:26:47,147 --> 00:26:48,517 How are you, Georgiana? 415 00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:52,107 Are you still basking in the glow of winning 98 percent of the vote? 416 00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:54,361 I mean, I suppose so. 417 00:26:54,904 --> 00:26:57,994 Running for governor, was... It was... It was fun, 418 00:26:58,074 --> 00:27:00,164 but, uh, can you believe 419 00:27:00,243 --> 00:27:04,543 nobody told me that you have to move to Sacramento for the job? 420 00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:05,873 I mean 421 00:27:06,833 --> 00:27:08,503 what is in Sacramento 422 00:27:08,585 --> 00:27:12,295 except for farmland and... and... And opioids? 423 00:27:12,380 --> 00:27:15,380 Um, so... so you're not taking the job? 424 00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:16,887 No, of course I am. I am. 425 00:27:16,968 --> 00:27:18,968 But I... I'll only be there for a year. 426 00:27:19,054 --> 00:27:22,894 My understanding is that the governor's term is for four years. 427 00:27:22,974 --> 00:27:24,144 But I've decided 428 00:27:25,310 --> 00:27:26,770 to run for president. 429 00:27:27,812 --> 00:27:28,862 This cycle. 430 00:27:28,938 --> 00:27:30,438 - Huh? - Isn't that wonderful? 431 00:27:31,066 --> 00:27:34,236 Uh-huh. What... What about all your big plans for California? 432 00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:35,779 What about secession? 433 00:27:35,862 --> 00:27:36,862 Yeah 434 00:27:37,238 --> 00:27:38,778 well, you know, 435 00:27:38,865 --> 00:27:41,825 I might have been aiming a little bit high with that one. 436 00:27:41,910 --> 00:27:43,580 And then it struck me. 437 00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:47,372 Why does California have to leave the country 438 00:27:47,457 --> 00:27:50,167 when the country could be more like California? 439 00:27:50,251 --> 00:27:53,301 Well, yeah, but what does that have to do with me? 440 00:27:53,380 --> 00:27:54,380 Well... 441 00:27:56,299 --> 00:27:58,299 I want you to be my vice president. 442 00:28:00,845 --> 00:28:01,845 Well... 443 00:28:02,430 --> 00:28:04,930 You are so smart, Dede. 444 00:28:05,016 --> 00:28:08,436 You're so good at all of the... The governing 445 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:11,190 and all that stuff that I really can't be bothered with. 446 00:28:11,272 --> 00:28:13,532 I doubt I would even run for a second term. 447 00:28:13,608 --> 00:28:15,858 You would be set up to succeed me. 448 00:28:18,988 --> 00:28:20,988 If I said yes, I would... I would have terms. 449 00:28:21,074 --> 00:28:23,084 I would want to bring Hadassah Gold with me. 450 00:28:23,159 --> 00:28:25,409 - I would want... - Oh, of course. I'm way ahead of you. 451 00:28:25,495 --> 00:28:28,035 I was thinking of having her as my chief of staff. 452 00:28:28,123 --> 00:28:31,383 Her natural dislike of people makes her perfect for that job. 453 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:32,960 One question then: 454 00:28:34,337 --> 00:28:35,337 Why me? 455 00:28:35,755 --> 00:28:39,175 Because you and I both know, you are far from finished. 456 00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:42,008 It's second act time for you. 457 00:28:42,095 --> 00:28:46,135 And politics, yes, it's mostly ego and... and marketing, 458 00:28:46,224 --> 00:28:47,644 but... but the governing 459 00:28:49,769 --> 00:28:51,229 competency matters 460 00:28:51,646 --> 00:28:52,806 integrity matters, 461 00:28:52,897 --> 00:28:55,647 expertise matters, experience matters. 462 00:28:56,735 --> 00:28:58,945 The country needs you, 463 00:28:59,487 --> 00:29:00,487 that's why. 464 00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:03,660 An all female ticket. 465 00:29:04,701 --> 00:29:05,951 History-making. 466 00:29:07,996 --> 00:29:09,036 What do you say? 467 00:29:10,248 --> 00:29:12,538 Because this is the thing about change 468 00:29:13,251 --> 00:29:14,841 people say that it can't be done, 469 00:29:14,919 --> 00:29:18,799 and then when it is, when you accomplish the thing that nobody said that you could, 470 00:29:18,882 --> 00:29:21,382 suddenly, those people that stood there, 471 00:29:21,468 --> 00:29:23,428 blocking your path every step of the way, 472 00:29:23,511 --> 00:29:25,221 suddenly, they say that they didn't. 473 00:29:25,305 --> 00:29:29,095 Suddenly, your big idea was their big idea all along. 474 00:29:29,184 --> 00:29:31,814 So, let's not let that happen. 475 00:29:32,145 --> 00:29:34,855 Let's remind them that they were the ones 476 00:29:34,939 --> 00:29:37,609 standing in the way of progress... 477 00:29:37,692 --> 00:29:39,692 Oh, God, there you are. I'm not saying any of this. 478 00:29:39,736 --> 00:29:41,946 Okay, I mean, you can say whatever you want, you won. 479 00:29:42,030 --> 00:29:44,200 No, I didn't win, that's the problem, I tied. 480 00:29:44,282 --> 00:29:46,886 That makes this speech about the things I'll do with my big victory 481 00:29:46,910 --> 00:29:49,138 sound stupid, especially since it's not a victory at all. 482 00:29:49,162 --> 00:29:50,431 But what I'm trying to say is... 483 00:29:50,455 --> 00:29:52,745 Please stop interrupting, let me finish a fucking thought! 484 00:29:54,292 --> 00:29:55,672 I'm sorry, it's just 485 00:29:56,836 --> 00:30:00,166 the problem is, for someone who has staked his future on winning elections... 486 00:30:02,342 --> 00:30:04,392 I don't win many elections, do I? 487 00:30:04,969 --> 00:30:06,929 There are cynics who will tell you that 488 00:30:06,971 --> 00:30:08,491 recycling doesn't make a difference... 489 00:30:08,556 --> 00:30:11,266 Okay, I'm about to say something that might make you really mad. 490 00:30:11,726 --> 00:30:12,726 But you won. 491 00:30:13,186 --> 00:30:15,436 Jesus Christ. No, my opponent dropped out, again. 492 00:30:15,522 --> 00:30:17,833 That's the thrust of the point that I'm attempting to make. 493 00:30:17,857 --> 00:30:19,937 Yeah, no, that's the part that might make you mad. 494 00:30:20,235 --> 00:30:24,155 We counted the votes in the ballot box... and you won. 495 00:30:24,239 --> 00:30:26,399 Leaders will see the writing on the wall. 496 00:30:26,449 --> 00:30:29,239 James, Skye, and me, we kind of couldn't stand not knowing... 497 00:30:29,327 --> 00:30:30,327 Payton. 498 00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:32,960 Dede. 499 00:30:33,581 --> 00:30:35,881 Payton. Payton. 500 00:30:35,959 --> 00:30:38,999 All those old people in the retirement home 501 00:30:39,212 --> 00:30:41,012 they all went for you, 98 to 75. 502 00:30:42,090 --> 00:30:43,590 You won the election, Payton. 503 00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:47,545 I mean, it was close, just 23 votes, but you won, you... you actually won. 504 00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:50,267 Congratulations, Senator. 505 00:30:50,348 --> 00:30:53,138 State... Senator. Let's not get carried away. 506 00:30:53,226 --> 00:30:54,386 State Senator Elect! 507 00:30:54,477 --> 00:30:55,807 Oh, my God. 508 00:30:55,895 --> 00:30:59,145 Ladies and gentlemen, Senator Elect Payton Hobart. 509 00:30:59,607 --> 00:31:01,357 - That's me. - That's you. 510 00:31:21,629 --> 00:31:22,879 Thank you. 511 00:31:26,467 --> 00:31:27,467 Thank you. 512 00:31:27,552 --> 00:31:28,802 Wow. 513 00:31:29,804 --> 00:31:30,894 Wow, wow, wow. 514 00:31:31,139 --> 00:31:34,479 You know, I have to... I have to tell you, I'm very much at a loss for words. 515 00:31:34,767 --> 00:31:36,937 - We love you! - I love you, too. 516 00:31:38,271 --> 00:31:39,771 I really do. 517 00:31:41,316 --> 00:31:43,436 Listen, a lot of ink was spilled 518 00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:46,952 about how this... this race was about generational change. 519 00:31:47,030 --> 00:31:49,490 Right? Older voters versus younger voters, 520 00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:52,164 voters that had never before in their lives cast a ballot. 521 00:31:52,535 --> 00:31:53,535 But 522 00:31:54,287 --> 00:31:58,077 looking at our exit polls, I learned a lot about who my supporters really are. 523 00:31:58,166 --> 00:32:00,996 Young and old, you trusted me with your support. 524 00:32:01,794 --> 00:32:04,594 It has defied my expectations, 525 00:32:05,340 --> 00:32:06,630 and it has humbled me. 526 00:32:08,259 --> 00:32:11,469 And for anyone out there who did cast a vote for Dede Standish, 527 00:32:11,554 --> 00:32:12,814 I have three words: 528 00:32:14,140 --> 00:32:16,140 I get it. 529 00:32:16,684 --> 00:32:17,684 I do. 530 00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,980 Dede Standish is a remarkable woman. 531 00:32:23,399 --> 00:32:25,149 She's an outstanding politician 532 00:32:25,234 --> 00:32:28,114 who's done just about as much as any single person could do 533 00:32:28,488 --> 00:32:30,568 to improve the lives of her fellow citizens. 534 00:32:30,657 --> 00:32:34,867 Now, she and I did not always agree on everything. 535 00:32:34,953 --> 00:32:36,963 But, uh, I promise you, 536 00:32:37,372 --> 00:32:41,132 I will work every bit as hard as she has for the last 30 years, 537 00:32:41,209 --> 00:32:44,549 and I promise you that I will take the trust that you placed in her 538 00:32:44,837 --> 00:32:46,297 and I will guard that trust 539 00:32:46,381 --> 00:32:49,721 for as long as I'm honored to hold elective office in your name. 540 00:32:55,807 --> 00:32:56,807 Thank you. 541 00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:03,190 There's an old adage 542 00:33:03,272 --> 00:33:06,822 that says that politicians campaign in poetry 543 00:33:07,735 --> 00:33:08,855 and govern in prose. 544 00:33:10,113 --> 00:33:11,913 So now we are on to the prose part. 545 00:33:12,949 --> 00:33:15,829 The backbreaking work of standing up to the colossus, 546 00:33:16,369 --> 00:33:19,959 the abomination that is money in politics. 547 00:33:20,707 --> 00:33:23,707 The fire hose of falsehoods and disinformation 548 00:33:24,460 --> 00:33:26,590 that is trained and ready to drown out anybody 549 00:33:26,671 --> 00:33:28,761 who dares to challenge a broken system. 550 00:33:29,716 --> 00:33:32,426 The power of the forces aligned against us 551 00:33:33,678 --> 00:33:34,678 is daunting. 552 00:33:36,180 --> 00:33:38,450 And the hard work of safeguarding our natural environment, 553 00:33:38,474 --> 00:33:40,354 rolling back greenhouse gas emissions 554 00:33:40,435 --> 00:33:44,015 and drawing a line in the sand as to what we will and will not tolerate 555 00:33:44,105 --> 00:33:47,435 when it comes to risking mankind's future on this planet. 556 00:33:47,775 --> 00:33:50,105 These are all just about the hardest things 557 00:33:50,194 --> 00:33:52,454 that humankind has ever asked itself to do. 558 00:33:53,364 --> 00:33:54,364 But 559 00:33:55,616 --> 00:33:56,866 as I stand here today... 560 00:33:58,327 --> 00:34:01,827 I can honestly tell you that looking out at the spectrum of voters 561 00:34:01,914 --> 00:34:04,674 who honored me with their vote in this campaign, 562 00:34:05,293 --> 00:34:07,173 I can tell you from the bottom of my heart 563 00:34:07,253 --> 00:34:09,343 that today I have never been more hopeful 564 00:34:10,089 --> 00:34:14,089 about what a group of people who have come together with a common cause 565 00:34:14,177 --> 00:34:16,637 can find the strength inside itself to do. 566 00:34:17,805 --> 00:34:21,595 We will meet this challenge and we will overcome it. 567 00:34:24,979 --> 00:34:26,179 And let me tell you something, 568 00:34:26,230 --> 00:34:29,690 if I ever break that promise to you, there is something that I need you to do for me: 569 00:34:29,776 --> 00:34:30,776 Vote me out! 570 00:34:32,487 --> 00:34:36,277 If I ever become part of the status quo in Albany, you vote me out. 571 00:34:38,659 --> 00:34:41,789 If I ever choose the easy path over the right one, vote me out! 572 00:34:43,456 --> 00:34:44,456 Pay attention. 573 00:34:44,999 --> 00:34:45,999 Stay engaged. 574 00:34:46,292 --> 00:34:48,042 Give me no choice 575 00:34:48,127 --> 00:34:49,747 but to be the man that I want to be, 576 00:34:49,837 --> 00:34:52,417 the man that I have promised you today that I will be. 577 00:34:53,132 --> 00:34:54,382 If you can make that promise 578 00:34:54,884 --> 00:34:58,104 then I can promise you there is nothing we will not accomplish together. 579 00:34:58,763 --> 00:35:02,183 We will transform this city of New York and we will save this world! 580 00:35:03,643 --> 00:35:06,563 Thank you so much for this honor. I'm so proud to be your senator! 581 00:35:26,415 --> 00:35:27,415 Thank you. 582 00:35:34,423 --> 00:35:35,513 Thank you. 583 00:35:37,093 --> 00:35:38,093 Thank you. 584 00:35:39,178 --> 00:35:40,178 Thank you. 585 00:35:46,602 --> 00:35:50,022 Okay, our biggest accomplishments over the last two years, go. 586 00:35:50,106 --> 00:35:52,146 The all-electric city bus fleet. 587 00:35:52,775 --> 00:35:55,895 You co-wrote the bill requiring every new high-rise in Manhattan 588 00:35:55,987 --> 00:35:58,357 to utilize a combined heat-and-power source 589 00:35:58,447 --> 00:36:00,697 and incorporate solar panels into the design. 590 00:36:01,742 --> 00:36:04,792 You added 300 EV charging stations across the city, 591 00:36:04,871 --> 00:36:08,421 fast-tracked permit approval for New York's offshore wind operation, 592 00:36:08,499 --> 00:36:11,339 which is now ahead of schedule and set to deliver 3000 megawatts, 593 00:36:11,419 --> 00:36:14,509 which is almost twice what was promised. 594 00:36:14,589 --> 00:36:16,759 Also, that's 250 new jobs. 595 00:36:17,216 --> 00:36:19,136 Are we talking first-term accomplishments? 596 00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:21,011 I'd vote for Archie. 597 00:36:21,095 --> 00:36:22,715 Ah, all good points. 598 00:36:24,056 --> 00:36:26,516 Okay, okay. Guys, very happy you're engaged, 599 00:36:26,601 --> 00:36:29,561 but this is still a workplace, so if we could just... save a little space. 600 00:36:29,645 --> 00:36:31,225 Thank you very much. 601 00:36:32,315 --> 00:36:34,275 Hi. I'm sorry I'm late. 602 00:36:34,358 --> 00:36:36,148 Hi, sweet boy. 603 00:36:36,235 --> 00:36:38,775 Mommy just took her first board exam. 604 00:36:38,863 --> 00:36:40,573 - How'd it go? How'd it go? - Yes. Mwah! 605 00:36:40,656 --> 00:36:42,406 I think it went well, but we'll see. 606 00:36:42,909 --> 00:36:46,369 - Archie, Mommy's almost a doctor, yeah! - Yeah, just like eight more years. 607 00:36:46,871 --> 00:36:49,121 Eight more years, yeah. 608 00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:53,377 Folks, two years ago on election night, we were shitting ourselves. 609 00:36:53,961 --> 00:36:56,461 Tonight we get to 610 00:36:56,547 --> 00:36:57,547 sit back, 611 00:36:58,216 --> 00:36:59,426 and celebrate. 612 00:37:00,468 --> 00:37:02,598 Celebrate what? You're running unopposed. 613 00:37:02,678 --> 00:37:04,959 Uh-huh. That's what I mean, that's what we're celebrating. 614 00:37:05,014 --> 00:37:06,524 We delivered for the 27th District 615 00:37:06,599 --> 00:37:08,679 and now our voters are gonna send us back to Albany 616 00:37:08,768 --> 00:37:10,598 for two more years to fight for them. 617 00:37:11,187 --> 00:37:12,357 Can I just say something? 618 00:37:13,564 --> 00:37:14,984 This is kind of a huge bummer. 619 00:37:15,066 --> 00:37:16,226 What are you talking about? 620 00:37:16,317 --> 00:37:18,397 I thought you were gonna announce your next campaign. 621 00:37:18,819 --> 00:37:20,949 Yeah, this was the next campaign. We won! 622 00:37:21,989 --> 00:37:24,239 - Yeah, we won but there wasn't a campaign. - I agree. 623 00:37:24,325 --> 00:37:26,325 I mean, the champagne's great, but I thought 624 00:37:26,410 --> 00:37:29,080 maybe you were gonna announce that you were running for governor. 625 00:37:29,163 --> 00:37:30,163 Seriously? 626 00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:31,248 I guessed Congress. 627 00:37:31,290 --> 00:37:32,830 I thought US Senate. 628 00:37:32,917 --> 00:37:35,312 I thought that's what the lunch with Chuck Schumer was about. 629 00:37:35,336 --> 00:37:36,336 No, no, no. 630 00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:38,798 Okay, I need everyone to really hear this. 631 00:37:39,590 --> 00:37:40,720 The last two years 632 00:37:41,842 --> 00:37:43,012 have been a revelation. 633 00:37:44,595 --> 00:37:46,595 Not just because I became a husband and a father. 634 00:37:46,681 --> 00:37:47,521 Yes. 635 00:37:47,598 --> 00:37:51,138 But because I learned that a meaningful life 636 00:37:52,561 --> 00:37:54,481 is not all about ambition. 637 00:37:55,648 --> 00:37:57,228 We didn't worry about the next thing. 638 00:37:58,192 --> 00:38:00,072 We stayed devoted to the thing in front of us. 639 00:38:00,903 --> 00:38:03,823 A cause we believe in and that needs us. 640 00:38:04,532 --> 00:38:05,532 So. 641 00:38:06,409 --> 00:38:07,699 We have a lot more work to do. 642 00:38:09,578 --> 00:38:12,078 And I for one plan on doing it. 643 00:38:12,873 --> 00:38:14,883 That's what I want to celebrate tonight. 644 00:38:15,501 --> 00:38:16,501 So get up here. 645 00:38:19,338 --> 00:38:20,588 Wanna make a toast? 646 00:38:20,673 --> 00:38:22,383 You wanna make a toast? Mmm! 647 00:38:22,466 --> 00:38:23,506 I hear the cutie. 648 00:38:23,592 --> 00:38:24,762 Yes. 649 00:38:28,431 --> 00:38:30,521 To two more years. Cheers. 650 00:38:31,851 --> 00:38:32,851 Also, 651 00:38:33,060 --> 00:38:35,690 your mom's about to be elected president. 652 00:38:35,771 --> 00:38:37,061 And to that as well. 653 00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:38,978 - Cheers. - Cheers. 654 00:38:55,708 --> 00:38:57,038 What are you doing here? 655 00:38:57,126 --> 00:38:58,206 What do you mean? 656 00:38:58,294 --> 00:38:59,754 You don't own Central Park. 657 00:39:00,046 --> 00:39:02,546 I'm jogging. I do it all the time. 658 00:39:05,634 --> 00:39:08,604 Wait a minute, hold it, hold it. 659 00:39:08,679 --> 00:39:09,679 Oh, my God. 660 00:39:09,972 --> 00:39:11,972 Okay, I lied. 661 00:39:12,058 --> 00:39:14,808 I don't jog all the time. In fact, I haven't jogged in 20 years. 662 00:39:14,894 --> 00:39:17,274 Oh, my God, we usually do that elliptical thing, you know? 663 00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:20,475 The one that tells you you've run 15 miles, what bullshit. 664 00:39:20,566 --> 00:39:21,566 This is way harder. 665 00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:24,954 There's someone over there who wants to talk. 666 00:39:28,991 --> 00:39:31,661 I'm going to Sant Ambroeus for a hot chocolate. 667 00:39:38,918 --> 00:39:39,998 You could've just called. 668 00:39:44,340 --> 00:39:47,430 - Or spoken to you at the inaugural. - Mmm. 669 00:39:47,510 --> 00:39:50,470 But I wanted this to be very private. 670 00:39:51,097 --> 00:39:52,677 Congratulations on the election... 671 00:39:53,641 --> 00:39:54,681 Madam Vice President. 672 00:39:55,267 --> 00:39:58,147 - Vice President Elect, thank you. - Ah. 673 00:39:58,229 --> 00:40:02,609 And congratulations to you on all the spectacular work 674 00:40:03,192 --> 00:40:05,532 you're doing representing the 27th District. 675 00:40:06,195 --> 00:40:08,655 I... I was right about you. 676 00:40:09,365 --> 00:40:13,655 Ooh, well, I... I was wrong about you at first, 677 00:40:13,744 --> 00:40:17,124 but then... I was right about you. 678 00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:21,210 You have accomplished things that I never could've, 679 00:40:21,794 --> 00:40:25,344 things that I wouldn't have even thought possible, 680 00:40:26,090 --> 00:40:27,090 quite frankly. 681 00:40:27,466 --> 00:40:29,006 - Thanks. - Mm-hmm. 682 00:40:29,927 --> 00:40:31,217 I have big shoes to fill. 683 00:40:32,304 --> 00:40:33,514 I'll cut to the chase. 684 00:40:34,515 --> 00:40:36,095 As you know, 685 00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:38,850 your mother made a campaign pledge 686 00:40:39,353 --> 00:40:40,733 to only serve one term, 687 00:40:40,813 --> 00:40:43,273 which paves the way for me to run in four years. 688 00:40:43,357 --> 00:40:45,857 - You think she's gonna stick to that? - I know she is. 689 00:40:45,943 --> 00:40:48,113 She is technically not even the president yet 690 00:40:48,195 --> 00:40:49,565 and she's already bored. 691 00:40:51,574 --> 00:40:54,544 But the point is I am going to run, 692 00:40:54,618 --> 00:40:58,538 and just like your mother, I am not interested in some hokey, 693 00:40:58,914 --> 00:41:00,884 fake veepstakes. 694 00:41:01,417 --> 00:41:03,337 I want to know who I'm running with. 695 00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:07,763 And I would like that to be you. 696 00:41:11,260 --> 00:41:12,260 Are you...? 697 00:41:13,637 --> 00:41:15,717 You... You can't be serious. 698 00:41:15,806 --> 00:41:19,016 I am totally serious. 699 00:41:19,101 --> 00:41:21,351 Well, don't I have to be 35? I'm not old enough yet. 700 00:41:21,437 --> 00:41:23,437 Well, we're gonna change that. 701 00:41:23,522 --> 00:41:27,072 That's, uh, one of the things. 702 00:41:27,151 --> 00:41:31,821 That your mother is pushing in her first one hundred days, is, uh 703 00:41:32,698 --> 00:41:36,038 to "let's fix the dumb shit in the Constitution" campaign. 704 00:41:36,118 --> 00:41:37,828 And she's got all these pop stars 705 00:41:37,912 --> 00:41:40,832 and they're gonna record a "We Are the World" type of song 706 00:41:40,915 --> 00:41:42,535 and, um, it's catchy. 707 00:41:42,625 --> 00:41:43,785 - Mmm. - Mm-hmm. 708 00:41:45,836 --> 00:41:46,836 I know 709 00:41:48,005 --> 00:41:50,545 it's a way off, Payton. 710 00:41:52,885 --> 00:41:54,045 But I'm asking. 711 00:41:56,222 --> 00:41:57,222 Will you do it? 712 00:41:59,725 --> 00:42:03,345 Will you be my vice president?