1 00:00:05,544 --> 00:00:07,313 I'm telling you, Dave, you are gonna 2 00:00:07,413 --> 00:00:08,981 love this place, man. 3 00:00:09,082 --> 00:00:11,250 Elmo's is crab cake heaven. 4 00:00:11,350 --> 00:00:12,518 Well, not for the crabs. 5 00:00:12,618 --> 00:00:15,020 Okay, what did we agree 6 00:00:15,121 --> 00:00:16,989 about you saying things? 7 00:00:17,090 --> 00:00:18,791 "Don't say things." 8 00:00:20,659 --> 00:00:23,096 Elmo's is not just another restaurant, 9 00:00:23,196 --> 00:00:24,963 it's a Pasadena institution. 10 00:00:25,064 --> 00:00:26,365 Well, why haven't I heard of it? 11 00:00:26,465 --> 00:00:29,168 Because we don't want tourists to ruin it. 12 00:00:29,268 --> 00:00:30,903 It's for locals only. 13 00:00:32,338 --> 00:00:34,340 I'm finally a local. 14 00:00:35,408 --> 00:00:37,410 Eh-eh... 15 00:00:39,845 --> 00:00:41,747 What the hell? 16 00:00:42,481 --> 00:00:44,483 (dogs barking) 17 00:00:44,583 --> 00:00:46,785 Welcome to Doggy Howser's. How can I help you today? 18 00:00:46,885 --> 00:00:50,156 Yeah, you can tell me what the hell happened to Elmo's. 19 00:00:50,256 --> 00:00:51,957 Who's Elmo? 20 00:00:52,057 --> 00:00:54,927 Elmo's made the best crab cakes in town, 21 00:00:55,027 --> 00:00:57,163 and it was right here. 22 00:00:57,263 --> 00:00:58,564 Oh, I'm sorry, I can't help you, 23 00:00:58,664 --> 00:01:01,334 but sometimes old, sad places close 24 00:01:01,434 --> 00:01:03,369 and become new fun things. 25 00:01:05,671 --> 00:01:08,974 So... this is a pet shop now? 26 00:01:09,074 --> 00:01:10,409 It's a pet spa. 27 00:01:10,509 --> 00:01:14,580 (chuckles) A pet spa is not a thing. 28 00:01:14,680 --> 00:01:16,682 Well, fur babies need pampering, too. 29 00:01:16,782 --> 00:01:19,885 Our special this month is a blueberry facial. 30 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:22,455 Good Lord. 31 00:01:22,555 --> 00:01:25,057 Is that dog in a bathrobe? 32 00:01:26,392 --> 00:01:28,127 He's just out of the cold plunge. 33 00:01:28,227 --> 00:01:29,962 Ah. 34 00:01:30,062 --> 00:01:32,431 That is adorable. 35 00:01:33,599 --> 00:01:34,833 I can't believe it, man. 36 00:01:34,933 --> 00:01:37,002 Elmo's is gone. Just like that. 37 00:01:37,102 --> 00:01:39,838 Well, we've been here for two years. 38 00:01:39,938 --> 00:01:42,441 Two years? Calvin, I thought you said 39 00:01:42,541 --> 00:01:43,942 you were a regular at Elmo's. 40 00:01:44,042 --> 00:01:45,278 Well, I was a regular, 41 00:01:45,378 --> 00:01:47,079 but I wasn't a regular regular. 42 00:01:48,347 --> 00:01:51,750 Lady, it's a dog. Let it walk. 43 00:01:55,020 --> 00:01:57,290 Come on, Dave. We're out of here. 44 00:01:57,390 --> 00:01:59,458 Would you like a blueberry? 45 00:01:59,558 --> 00:02:01,093 Ooh, love one. Don't you dare. 46 00:02:02,695 --> 00:02:04,597 * Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood * 47 00:02:04,697 --> 00:02:06,098 * Welcome to the hood. * 48 00:02:11,304 --> 00:02:12,705 It's not right. Elmo's was a beloved 49 00:02:12,805 --> 00:02:13,839 neighborhood institution. 50 00:02:13,939 --> 00:02:15,274 Yeah, but when was the last time 51 00:02:15,374 --> 00:02:16,975 you actually ate there, Pop? 52 00:02:17,075 --> 00:02:19,378 I shouldn't have to eat crab cakes every day 53 00:02:19,478 --> 00:02:22,281 to keep a place from closing. 54 00:02:22,381 --> 00:02:25,351 I just hate that we're losing all of our small businesses. 55 00:02:25,451 --> 00:02:27,653 Ah, thanks, Mo. I'll see you tomorrow. 56 00:02:28,487 --> 00:02:31,324 You see that, Dave? You're part of the problem. 57 00:02:31,424 --> 00:02:34,927 Ordering stuff online is killing all the local businesses. 58 00:02:35,027 --> 00:02:38,096 Hmm. You know what, you're right. 59 00:02:38,197 --> 00:02:40,233 Oh, no, please. You can't stop progress, Pop. 60 00:02:40,333 --> 00:02:42,201 Like when you told me to stop growing 61 00:02:42,301 --> 00:02:44,270 so you didn't have to buy me pants. 62 00:02:45,771 --> 00:02:48,641 Hey, guys. Hey, Malcolm. 63 00:02:48,741 --> 00:02:50,509 I bought you some tube socks. 64 00:02:50,609 --> 00:02:52,845 Mom, I'm a grown man, I don't need you to... 65 00:02:52,945 --> 00:02:55,348 Wow, these are soft. 66 00:02:56,315 --> 00:02:57,683 What is all this? 67 00:02:57,783 --> 00:02:59,952 Oh, we went to Cost Warehouse for a few things 68 00:03:00,052 --> 00:03:02,154 and bought a few other things. 69 00:03:02,255 --> 00:03:05,057 Oh, uh, maybe make two trips, sweetie. 70 00:03:06,325 --> 00:03:09,094 See, we didn't used to have to drive 71 00:03:09,194 --> 00:03:11,497 all the way across town to a store 72 00:03:11,597 --> 00:03:14,967 the size of a football stadium to buy stuff. 73 00:03:15,067 --> 00:03:17,936 We used to get everything we needed locally, 74 00:03:18,036 --> 00:03:21,073 right here at Mr. Friendly's Bargain Mart. 75 00:03:21,173 --> 00:03:23,442 Oh, that place on Orange Grove 76 00:03:23,542 --> 00:03:25,143 with the cute little kitty. Mm-hmm. 77 00:03:25,244 --> 00:03:26,412 Mr. Friendly's? 78 00:03:26,512 --> 00:03:28,781 Yeah, Mr. Friendly's had character. 79 00:03:28,881 --> 00:03:30,749 I used to take the boys there when they were younger 80 00:03:30,849 --> 00:03:34,152 for ice cream sundaes, back to school clothes. 81 00:03:34,253 --> 00:03:37,656 Marty would sit and read the magazines for hours. 82 00:03:37,756 --> 00:03:40,225 GROVER: Can someone please get the door? 83 00:03:40,326 --> 00:03:43,429 You know, it's a shame Wanda's Beauty Supply closed. 84 00:03:43,529 --> 00:03:46,198 You know, my edges haven't been the same since. 85 00:03:46,299 --> 00:03:47,666 If we're not careful, 86 00:03:47,766 --> 00:03:49,067 Friendly's is going to be the next one to go. 87 00:03:49,167 --> 00:03:51,637 My fingers are numb! 88 00:03:52,838 --> 00:03:55,974 You know what we should do is get people to understand 89 00:03:56,074 --> 00:03:57,876 that they can get anything they want 90 00:03:57,976 --> 00:04:00,879 right here in this neighborhood on Orange Grove. 91 00:04:00,979 --> 00:04:02,581 Starting with Friendly's, 92 00:04:02,681 --> 00:04:05,751 then the Tip-Top Pharmacy, Cavanaugh's Sporting Goods, 93 00:04:05,851 --> 00:04:10,323 even that dry cleaner's that's only open from 12:00 to 2:00. 94 00:04:11,557 --> 00:04:14,059 Let's do it. No more big box stores. 95 00:04:14,159 --> 00:04:15,694 No more shopping online either. 96 00:04:15,794 --> 00:04:17,863 Right, Gemma? 97 00:04:17,963 --> 00:04:21,099 Oh, uh, uh, yeah. I'm in. 98 00:04:21,199 --> 00:04:22,568 Less shopping online. 99 00:04:22,668 --> 00:04:26,138 No... No. No shopping online. 100 00:04:26,238 --> 00:04:29,107 Absolutely. Unless it's much cheaper. 101 00:04:29,207 --> 00:04:30,809 Or I'm really busy, or it's super cute, 102 00:04:30,909 --> 00:04:32,578 or I'm too tired to drive. 103 00:04:33,946 --> 00:04:36,882 No... Gemma, I don't think you know what's at stake here. 104 00:04:36,982 --> 00:04:39,818 We are locals now. 105 00:04:39,918 --> 00:04:42,355 ALL: Eh... 106 00:04:43,656 --> 00:04:45,624 Hey. Hey, y'all know that new 107 00:04:45,724 --> 00:04:47,560 Mexican-Japanese rice ice cream chain? 108 00:04:47,660 --> 00:04:50,128 Mucho Mochi? Your boy got some. 109 00:04:53,098 --> 00:04:54,700 That's not local. 110 00:04:56,902 --> 00:04:58,737 I was on a wait list for those. 111 00:05:02,841 --> 00:05:05,110 Maybe it's not so bad. 112 00:05:05,210 --> 00:05:08,581 Hey... Oh, damn. 113 00:05:09,515 --> 00:05:12,851 My eyes are burning. What is that terrible smell? 114 00:05:12,951 --> 00:05:14,453 Is it that awful? 115 00:05:14,553 --> 00:05:17,289 You might have to leave your couch outside for a week. 116 00:05:18,557 --> 00:05:20,192 Is this why you texted me? 117 00:05:20,292 --> 00:05:22,528 Yes. I need help. 118 00:05:22,628 --> 00:05:24,697 I'm a disaster in the kitchen. 119 00:05:24,797 --> 00:05:26,064 Okay, okay. 120 00:05:26,164 --> 00:05:27,533 So, just walk me through what you did. 121 00:05:27,633 --> 00:05:29,334 Well, I followed this recipe, 122 00:05:29,435 --> 00:05:31,770 and it said put in four cloves of garlic. 123 00:05:31,870 --> 00:05:33,772 Honey, that's a bulb. 124 00:05:37,342 --> 00:05:39,412 This is a clove. 125 00:05:39,512 --> 00:05:42,681 How do you know that? 126 00:05:42,781 --> 00:05:45,751 How do you not know that? 127 00:05:46,652 --> 00:05:49,455 (groans) Because I'm hopeless, okay? 128 00:05:49,555 --> 00:05:51,890 And Marty, he loves your lasagna. 129 00:05:51,990 --> 00:05:54,460 I just wanted to make something special for him. 130 00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:56,595 Okay, here's what we're going to do. 131 00:05:56,695 --> 00:06:00,165 This week, I'm going to teach you how to make lasagna. 132 00:06:00,265 --> 00:06:02,535 Oh, I couldn't ask you to do that. 133 00:06:02,635 --> 00:06:05,671 Oh, no, you don't have to ask. You're family now. 134 00:06:05,771 --> 00:06:09,174 But first, we need to throw this thing out. 135 00:06:09,274 --> 00:06:10,543 Not in the garbage. 136 00:06:10,643 --> 00:06:12,478 Mm-hmm. Put it in your trunk. 137 00:06:12,578 --> 00:06:14,447 Mm-hmm. Drive to Riverside. 138 00:06:14,547 --> 00:06:17,883 And then drive with the trunk open. 139 00:06:17,983 --> 00:06:19,818 All right. 140 00:06:21,854 --> 00:06:23,021 (doorbell rings) 141 00:06:23,121 --> 00:06:24,723 Oh. 142 00:06:26,124 --> 00:06:27,726 Hey-hey. Delivery. I need a signature. 143 00:06:27,826 --> 00:06:29,495 Okay. I'm not expecting anything... 144 00:06:29,595 --> 00:06:31,564 That's okay. It's fine. Just sign. 145 00:06:33,532 --> 00:06:35,333 Gemma, what's going on? 146 00:06:35,434 --> 00:06:37,369 It's fine. It's for me. But it came here. 147 00:06:37,470 --> 00:06:38,971 I must have screwed up the addresses. 148 00:06:39,071 --> 00:06:42,274 Thank you... for your service. 149 00:06:45,377 --> 00:06:46,545 Uh, Gemma, you accidentally 150 00:06:46,645 --> 00:06:48,481 had a package sent to my house? 151 00:06:48,581 --> 00:06:50,583 (laughs) Crazy, right? 152 00:06:50,683 --> 00:06:52,184 It's so embarrassing. What a goof. 153 00:06:52,284 --> 00:06:53,452 It's like... It's like when you're a kid 154 00:06:53,552 --> 00:06:55,320 and you call the teacher "Mommy." 155 00:06:56,522 --> 00:06:58,390 It's almost nothing like that. 156 00:06:58,491 --> 00:07:02,227 (sighs) Okay, I ordered some things online, 157 00:07:02,327 --> 00:07:03,896 and I don't want Dave to know. 158 00:07:03,996 --> 00:07:07,099 Oh, right, because of the whole "buy local" thing. 159 00:07:07,199 --> 00:07:10,836 Yes, but shipping is free and it comes the next day. 160 00:07:12,270 --> 00:07:13,672 I'm so ashamed. 161 00:07:13,772 --> 00:07:15,808 Can it be our secret? Oh, Gemma, I don't know... 162 00:07:15,908 --> 00:07:17,275 It's no big deal. Everybody does it. 163 00:07:17,375 --> 00:07:19,344 I feel so dirty. It's not you, it's me. 164 00:07:20,979 --> 00:07:23,549 Who said it was me? 165 00:07:25,217 --> 00:07:28,487 Oh, this place is charming. 166 00:07:28,587 --> 00:07:31,323 Oh, look, they have an old-fashioned soda fountain. 167 00:07:31,423 --> 00:07:33,358 (chuckles) This place hasn't changed a bit. 168 00:07:33,458 --> 00:07:37,429 Oh, good Lord, is that the cute orange cat? 169 00:07:38,631 --> 00:07:40,398 Can I pet you, little kitty? 170 00:07:40,499 --> 00:07:41,600 (cat hisses) Oh! 171 00:07:41,700 --> 00:07:44,436 (chuckles) No, I can't. 172 00:07:47,840 --> 00:07:50,509 Oh, hello, sir. 173 00:07:50,609 --> 00:07:52,077 Uh, I don't know if you remember me, 174 00:07:52,177 --> 00:07:53,411 but I'm Calvin Butler. 175 00:07:53,512 --> 00:07:55,848 I don't take any bills bigger than a 20. 176 00:07:55,948 --> 00:07:57,215 You see that? 177 00:07:57,315 --> 00:07:58,717 So down-to-earth. 178 00:07:58,817 --> 00:08:00,485 And none of that Apple Pay garbage. 179 00:08:00,586 --> 00:08:02,420 The kids think because they point their phone 180 00:08:02,521 --> 00:08:04,657 at my register, I get my money. (blows raspberry) 181 00:08:06,224 --> 00:08:07,593 Trust me, I agree with you. 182 00:08:07,693 --> 00:08:10,028 No, but we are here to put these signs 183 00:08:10,128 --> 00:08:13,231 in people's windows to encourage customers to shop local. 184 00:08:13,331 --> 00:08:14,466 There's no room. 185 00:08:14,567 --> 00:08:16,835 Well, maybe we can take down 186 00:08:16,935 --> 00:08:20,973 that Billy Dee Williams Colt 45 poster from 1989. 187 00:08:22,340 --> 00:08:24,376 Excuse me, sir, do you have any shallots? 188 00:08:24,476 --> 00:08:26,044 Use an onion. Same thing. 189 00:08:26,144 --> 00:08:27,780 Do you have any onions? 190 00:08:27,880 --> 00:08:29,915 No. 191 00:08:31,349 --> 00:08:33,385 Sir, it's gonna be great. 192 00:08:33,485 --> 00:08:35,788 We are encouraging people to shop local 193 00:08:35,888 --> 00:08:38,423 to support local businesses like yourself. 194 00:08:38,523 --> 00:08:40,225 I mean, we've got petitions, 195 00:08:40,325 --> 00:08:42,795 we're doing social media. It's going to be fantastic. 196 00:08:42,895 --> 00:08:45,030 Okay, how much is this gonna cost me? 197 00:08:45,130 --> 00:08:46,164 It's free. 198 00:08:46,264 --> 00:08:47,566 Go crazy. 199 00:08:51,103 --> 00:08:52,571 Is that hair? 200 00:08:52,671 --> 00:08:54,072 Ew, yup. 201 00:08:54,172 --> 00:08:55,708 That is a bag of human hair. 202 00:08:55,808 --> 00:08:59,845 So I take it that's the hair-slash-pastry section? 203 00:09:02,848 --> 00:09:05,918 See there? (chuckles) You can get everything here. 204 00:09:08,053 --> 00:09:10,789 Baby, I can't find anything on my list. 205 00:09:10,889 --> 00:09:12,524 Well, I found everything on mine. 206 00:09:12,625 --> 00:09:14,893 Got orange juice, paper plates, 207 00:09:14,993 --> 00:09:18,563 even found a pack of batteries, size "B." 208 00:09:18,664 --> 00:09:21,700 I've never heard of "B" batteries. 209 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:24,536 And you call yourself a scientist. 210 00:09:27,906 --> 00:09:30,575 Baby, this orange juice is $11.99. 211 00:09:30,676 --> 00:09:32,645 (clears throat) 212 00:09:32,745 --> 00:09:34,947 And a price I am happy to pay 213 00:09:35,047 --> 00:09:37,082 because the money stays in the community. 214 00:09:37,182 --> 00:09:38,183 Mm-hmm. 215 00:09:38,283 --> 00:09:40,919 I live in Tarzana. 216 00:09:44,389 --> 00:09:46,291 Hey, Calvin, uh, are we sure this place 217 00:09:46,391 --> 00:09:47,793 should be at the top of our "save" list? 218 00:09:47,893 --> 00:09:51,830 Or, I don't know, even on it? 219 00:09:51,930 --> 00:09:53,365 Yes, Dave. 220 00:09:53,465 --> 00:09:55,834 This guy is a small business owner like myself. 221 00:09:55,934 --> 00:09:58,136 If we don't support him, how do I expect 222 00:09:58,236 --> 00:09:59,471 people to support me? 223 00:09:59,571 --> 00:10:03,375 Hey, I remember you. 224 00:10:03,475 --> 00:10:04,910 You're little Marty Butler. 225 00:10:05,010 --> 00:10:06,311 Oh, yes I am. 226 00:10:06,411 --> 00:10:10,048 Yeah, you used to look at the ladies in the Cosmo. 227 00:10:12,250 --> 00:10:14,753 (nervous laugh) Well, I-I-I don't... I don't... 228 00:10:14,853 --> 00:10:16,421 I don't think that was me. 229 00:10:16,521 --> 00:10:19,224 Yeah, I know it was you, you little freak. 230 00:10:19,324 --> 00:10:22,828 What part of "banned for life" don't you understand? 231 00:10:25,463 --> 00:10:27,866 Really, Marty? Cosmo? 232 00:10:27,966 --> 00:10:29,968 If you would've just looked in the shoebox 233 00:10:30,068 --> 00:10:33,138 in the back of my closet, you would've found a gold mine. 234 00:10:36,008 --> 00:10:38,410 (knock on door) 235 00:10:38,510 --> 00:10:40,813 Are we alone? 236 00:10:42,214 --> 00:10:43,882 Yes, we are alone. 237 00:10:43,982 --> 00:10:45,984 I assume you're here for your box. 238 00:10:46,084 --> 00:10:47,552 Thank you, Malcolm. 239 00:10:47,652 --> 00:10:49,822 I know this isn't right. 240 00:10:49,922 --> 00:10:51,223 I cannot believe I have to say this, 241 00:10:51,323 --> 00:10:53,658 but, Gemma, we have got to stop meeting like this. 242 00:10:53,759 --> 00:10:55,527 Don't you think I know that? 243 00:10:55,627 --> 00:10:58,864 This isn't us. This isn't who we are. 244 00:10:58,964 --> 00:11:01,133 What you mean "we"? You promised Dave... 245 00:11:01,233 --> 00:11:04,602 I know what I promised Dave. But I have needs. 246 00:11:06,404 --> 00:11:08,707 Ooh, good, a Waterpik. 247 00:11:10,508 --> 00:11:12,610 Doing all this for a Waterpik? 248 00:11:12,711 --> 00:11:16,548 It was 30% off, and gum disease runs in my family. 249 00:11:17,382 --> 00:11:20,786 I've got to get home before Dave notices I'm gone. 250 00:11:23,121 --> 00:11:25,523 You know, you could at least stay for coffee! 251 00:11:31,163 --> 00:11:34,132 Hi, I'm Calvin Butler of Calvin's Pit Stop, 252 00:11:34,232 --> 00:11:37,302 and I'm here at Friendly's Market, keeping it local, 253 00:11:37,402 --> 00:11:41,406 just one of the businesses we need to rally behind. 254 00:11:41,506 --> 00:11:43,575 And this ice cream is delish. 255 00:11:45,310 --> 00:11:48,280 Hey. Hey, no unaccompanied minors. Out. 256 00:11:48,380 --> 00:11:50,816 Oh, Mr. Friendly, he's with us. Cut, Grover. 257 00:11:50,916 --> 00:11:52,084 Yeah, Mr. Friendly, 258 00:11:52,184 --> 00:11:53,819 Grover is making a video about your store, 259 00:11:53,919 --> 00:11:57,055 that he is going to blast off to his hundreds of followers. 260 00:11:57,155 --> 00:11:58,456 58,000. 261 00:11:58,556 --> 00:12:01,426 I'm still not capable of processing that. 262 00:12:01,526 --> 00:12:03,796 Look, we got it, okay? Go ahead, Grover. Roll it. 263 00:12:03,896 --> 00:12:05,163 Here we go. 264 00:12:05,263 --> 00:12:07,866 Do you remember the days of the corner store? 265 00:12:07,966 --> 00:12:10,002 Well, Friendly Markets does. 266 00:12:10,102 --> 00:12:12,504 Look at this Christmas-themed menorah. 267 00:12:12,604 --> 00:12:17,542 Yes, and these: 100 live lady bugs. 268 00:12:18,710 --> 00:12:20,478 They're sleeping. 269 00:12:21,513 --> 00:12:23,081 GROVER: Hey, kitty. 270 00:12:23,181 --> 00:12:25,117 Look, he's lounging where they keep the meat. 271 00:12:25,217 --> 00:12:26,384 CALVIN: Whoa, whoa, whoa. 272 00:12:26,484 --> 00:12:27,752 Grover, don't-don't film that. 273 00:12:27,853 --> 00:12:31,089 Shoo, kitty. Get out. Go on. Go on, now. 274 00:12:31,189 --> 00:12:34,392 This place has history and charm, 275 00:12:34,492 --> 00:12:37,029 and if we don't support it, we'll just end up 276 00:12:37,129 --> 00:12:41,266 with another Chipotle or Mucho Mochi on this corner. 277 00:12:41,366 --> 00:12:45,237 So come on down and support all the local businesses 278 00:12:45,337 --> 00:12:47,005 right here on Orange Grove. 279 00:12:47,105 --> 00:12:49,141 Right, Mr. Friendly? 280 00:12:50,008 --> 00:12:51,176 Wha... 281 00:12:51,276 --> 00:12:52,710 I don't want any trouble. 282 00:12:55,647 --> 00:12:58,683 Okay, so your noodles are on, 283 00:12:58,783 --> 00:13:00,752 and you are ready to start making lasagna, 284 00:13:00,853 --> 00:13:02,354 the layer cake of pasta. 285 00:13:02,454 --> 00:13:04,022 Mmm. All right. 286 00:13:04,122 --> 00:13:05,723 Let's start with the mozzarella. 287 00:13:05,824 --> 00:13:06,925 How much? 288 00:13:07,025 --> 00:13:08,660 Not too much, but enough. 289 00:13:09,694 --> 00:13:12,430 Uh-huh. Now let's add some Parmesan. 290 00:13:12,530 --> 00:13:13,565 How much? 291 00:13:13,665 --> 00:13:15,033 Mmm, just enough. 292 00:13:15,133 --> 00:13:18,036 Ah, yes. 293 00:13:18,136 --> 00:13:19,804 Okay, now add a little nutmeg. 294 00:13:21,039 --> 00:13:22,374 Eh, a little more. 295 00:13:23,141 --> 00:13:24,242 Eh, just a little more, you know. 296 00:13:24,342 --> 00:13:26,211 You don't have to be scared of it. 297 00:13:26,311 --> 00:13:27,712 But don't overdo it! 298 00:13:29,247 --> 00:13:31,683 Don't overdo it. Okay, here, let me show you. 299 00:13:31,783 --> 00:13:34,386 See? Boop, boop. 300 00:13:34,486 --> 00:13:35,954 You don't use a cookbook? 301 00:13:36,054 --> 00:13:37,555 Nope, it's all up in here. 302 00:13:37,655 --> 00:13:40,959 Okay, now, let's add a plop of 303 00:13:41,059 --> 00:13:42,294 (Italian accent): ricotta. 304 00:13:42,394 --> 00:13:45,130 How much is a plop? Two dollops. 305 00:13:50,002 --> 00:13:51,536 Let me show you. Just... Okay. 306 00:13:51,636 --> 00:13:55,640 (timer dings) Oh, looks like our pasta is ready. 307 00:13:55,740 --> 00:13:56,975 All right. Okay. 308 00:13:57,075 --> 00:13:59,144 Excuse me, excuse me. Very hot, very hot. 309 00:13:59,244 --> 00:14:01,479 Coming through, coming through. Okay. 310 00:14:01,579 --> 00:14:04,082 Oh, whoa. Look at that texture. 311 00:14:04,182 --> 00:14:05,884 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. You see that? 312 00:14:05,984 --> 00:14:08,020 Oh, wait a minute, I need an egg. 313 00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:10,022 Okay, let me get an egg, please. 314 00:14:10,122 --> 00:14:12,891 I've got an egg right here. Okay, now all we... 315 00:14:12,991 --> 00:14:16,794 Meat sauce looks like it's almost ready. Okay. 316 00:14:16,895 --> 00:14:19,097 All we need to do is add oil to the pan, 317 00:14:19,197 --> 00:14:20,598 and we are cooking. 318 00:14:20,698 --> 00:14:21,866 Yes, we are. 319 00:14:21,967 --> 00:14:24,302 Oh, gosh, thank you so much. 320 00:14:24,402 --> 00:14:26,371 Mmm, mmm, mmm. 321 00:14:28,140 --> 00:14:29,674 You guys should've seen it. 322 00:14:29,774 --> 00:14:32,010 The Friendly Market was thriving. 323 00:14:32,110 --> 00:14:33,211 Oh, that's great. 324 00:14:33,311 --> 00:14:34,846 Yeah, my man Grover 325 00:14:34,947 --> 00:14:36,148 posted the videos he made, 326 00:14:36,248 --> 00:14:37,682 and they are blowing up. 327 00:14:37,782 --> 00:14:40,285 Oh, yeah. You know the old orange cat? 328 00:14:40,385 --> 00:14:41,920 People are going crazy for the one of him 329 00:14:42,020 --> 00:14:43,221 sleeping in the deli case. 330 00:14:43,321 --> 00:14:45,523 They're calling him "Cold Cut Cat." 331 00:14:45,623 --> 00:14:46,558 (laughs) 332 00:14:46,658 --> 00:14:47,625 GROVER: It's huge. 333 00:14:47,725 --> 00:14:49,294 I've almost got as many likes 334 00:14:49,394 --> 00:14:51,763 as the least popular guy in BTS. 335 00:14:53,431 --> 00:14:55,500 Hipsters were lined up to take a selfie with the cat. 336 00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:58,270 One of them got Mr. Friendly to smile, 337 00:14:58,370 --> 00:15:00,905 and he was not happy about it. 338 00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:03,875 Dinner is served. 339 00:15:03,976 --> 00:15:05,043 (all exclaiming happily) 340 00:15:05,143 --> 00:15:06,678 GEMMA: Oh, this smells good. 341 00:15:06,778 --> 00:15:10,115 Yes, my beautiful, talented fiancée 342 00:15:10,215 --> 00:15:12,317 has made her first lasagna. 343 00:15:12,417 --> 00:15:14,719 And she did it all by herself. 344 00:15:18,023 --> 00:15:19,357 Mmm. Mmm. 345 00:15:19,457 --> 00:15:21,926 Um, this is incredible, Necie. 346 00:15:22,027 --> 00:15:23,728 Mm-hmm. Oh, thanks. 347 00:15:23,828 --> 00:15:24,829 This is amazing. 348 00:15:24,929 --> 00:15:25,863 I mean, this tastes 349 00:15:25,964 --> 00:15:27,332 just like my mama makes. 350 00:15:29,001 --> 00:15:30,302 Mama, you the champ, 351 00:15:30,402 --> 00:15:32,104 but Necie could give you some tips, girl. 352 00:15:32,204 --> 00:15:34,039 (laughs) 353 00:15:34,139 --> 00:15:36,608 No, I can't. I didn't make it. 354 00:15:36,708 --> 00:15:39,944 Miss Tina made it. I didn't do anything. 355 00:15:40,045 --> 00:15:42,314 No, no, no. You preheated the oven. 356 00:15:42,414 --> 00:15:44,616 That's the most important 20 minutes. 357 00:15:45,583 --> 00:15:47,052 Marty, I can't cook. 358 00:15:47,152 --> 00:15:49,654 I made a lasagna, I had to drive it to the dump. 359 00:15:49,754 --> 00:15:52,490 No, no, no, no. It's okay, babe. 360 00:15:52,590 --> 00:15:55,760 You know my two favorite things are you and takeout. 361 00:15:56,794 --> 00:15:58,330 (doorbell rings) 362 00:16:01,099 --> 00:16:03,501 Oh, of course. 363 00:16:04,769 --> 00:16:06,438 Malcolm? Huh? 364 00:16:06,538 --> 00:16:08,473 Are you ordering stuff online? 365 00:16:08,573 --> 00:16:10,942 Uh, apparently. 366 00:16:12,110 --> 00:16:14,446 Uh, yes, yes. I ordered this. 367 00:16:14,546 --> 00:16:16,148 I broke the pledge. 368 00:16:16,248 --> 00:16:19,517 I was weak, but now, Father, I have learned my lesson, 369 00:16:19,617 --> 00:16:21,053 so I'd rather forget about it and move on. 370 00:16:21,153 --> 00:16:22,254 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 371 00:16:22,354 --> 00:16:25,257 Wow. 372 00:16:25,357 --> 00:16:28,360 You broke the pledge. 373 00:16:28,460 --> 00:16:30,828 It be your own people. 374 00:16:30,928 --> 00:16:32,697 We all make mistakes. Let's move on. 375 00:16:32,797 --> 00:16:34,866 My salad's getting cold. (nervous chuckle) 376 00:16:36,301 --> 00:16:37,202 Well, hold on, honey. 377 00:16:37,302 --> 00:16:38,903 What's going on? 378 00:16:39,003 --> 00:16:40,472 Malcolm got a box. 379 00:16:40,572 --> 00:16:42,774 Let's not make a federal case of it. 380 00:16:44,209 --> 00:16:47,445 Okay, well, Malcolm... 381 00:16:47,545 --> 00:16:49,281 why don't you open it? 382 00:16:49,381 --> 00:16:51,883 Uh, I would rather not, Dave. 383 00:16:51,983 --> 00:16:54,652 I said open it. 384 00:16:55,620 --> 00:16:57,755 Yeah, what is it? 385 00:16:57,855 --> 00:17:00,758 Uh... That's a good question, Calvin. 386 00:17:01,759 --> 00:17:04,296 Malcolm, what is it? 387 00:17:04,396 --> 00:17:05,997 Leave him alone! Uh, it is... 388 00:17:07,932 --> 00:17:10,868 It is obviously a... 389 00:17:10,968 --> 00:17:14,339 gold mini rock roller thing, Dave. 390 00:17:14,439 --> 00:17:16,040 Ha. 391 00:17:17,342 --> 00:17:20,044 Huh. Use it. Huh? 392 00:17:21,313 --> 00:17:23,748 Well, Malcolm, you ordered it. 393 00:17:23,848 --> 00:17:25,483 Use it. 394 00:17:34,959 --> 00:17:36,060 I knew it! 395 00:17:39,297 --> 00:17:40,932 Look, will you just tell him, Gemma? 396 00:17:41,032 --> 00:17:43,968 I ordered it, okay? It's a jade facial roller. 397 00:17:44,068 --> 00:17:47,172 It reduces fine lines and puffiness. 398 00:17:47,272 --> 00:17:49,374 I never meant to hurt you. 399 00:17:50,942 --> 00:17:53,545 My wife and my best friend's son. 400 00:17:54,346 --> 00:17:56,781 I can't believe you'd do me like this. 401 00:17:56,881 --> 00:17:58,750 Wait a minute. I'm the victim here. 402 00:17:58,850 --> 00:18:01,386 I'm the one who got used. Look, Pop, back me up on this. 403 00:18:01,486 --> 00:18:03,054 Shame on you, Malcolm. 404 00:18:04,222 --> 00:18:06,924 Shame, shame, shame. 405 00:18:11,996 --> 00:18:14,299 Mr. Friendly, what's going on? Where are the crowds? 406 00:18:14,399 --> 00:18:15,933 We're closed. Permanently. 407 00:18:16,033 --> 00:18:18,236 What? What happened? The place was mobbed. 408 00:18:18,336 --> 00:18:20,505 Thousands of people must have seen that cat video. 409 00:18:20,605 --> 00:18:22,740 Heh. Well, so did the health department. 410 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:26,110 All of a sudden, you can't let your cat sleep in the deli case? 411 00:18:26,211 --> 00:18:28,880 Well, uh... you could never do that. 412 00:18:28,980 --> 00:18:31,849 No, but you can give a dog a blueberry facial. 413 00:18:31,949 --> 00:18:34,018 What kind of world is this? 414 00:18:34,118 --> 00:18:36,588 We're sorry, Mr. Friendly. We were just trying to help. 415 00:18:36,688 --> 00:18:37,955 Well, you did. 416 00:18:38,055 --> 00:18:39,857 Some young women from the west side came over 417 00:18:39,957 --> 00:18:41,659 after they saw the video, and they want to lease the place. 418 00:18:41,759 --> 00:18:45,763 They're turning it into something called Mucho Mochi. 419 00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:47,332 Damn it. 420 00:18:47,432 --> 00:18:50,335 Another neighborhood classic, just gone. 421 00:18:50,435 --> 00:18:52,103 I can't believe you're not upset. 422 00:18:52,204 --> 00:18:54,206 Why would I be? I own the building. 423 00:18:54,306 --> 00:18:57,074 I just ran the store 'cause I'm a people person. 424 00:18:58,310 --> 00:19:00,044 BOTH: Eh... 425 00:19:00,144 --> 00:19:01,479 Well, since we're closed, 426 00:19:01,579 --> 00:19:03,047 help yourself to whatever you want. 427 00:19:03,147 --> 00:19:04,982 Hey, take some salami. 428 00:19:06,818 --> 00:19:08,486 Nah. 429 00:19:08,586 --> 00:19:10,722 I don't want to wake up the cat. 430 00:19:16,994 --> 00:19:19,431 Hurry up, Calvin. We're hungry. 431 00:19:19,531 --> 00:19:20,998 Okay, babe, where we going? 432 00:19:21,098 --> 00:19:22,667 Akbar's Lobster Pot. 433 00:19:22,767 --> 00:19:25,136 Akbar is so grateful to you for supporting his restaurant 434 00:19:25,237 --> 00:19:27,472 with your campaign, he is comping dinner. 435 00:19:27,572 --> 00:19:29,040 Well, all right. 436 00:19:29,140 --> 00:19:32,310 Comped is how I like my lobster. 437 00:19:32,410 --> 00:19:34,246 Ooh, and this afternoon, 438 00:19:34,346 --> 00:19:36,348 I bought some yarn at Donna's Yarn Barn. 439 00:19:36,448 --> 00:19:39,717 Wrong color, overpriced, but fighting the good fight. 440 00:19:41,118 --> 00:19:43,020 You know, I've never been prouder of you. 441 00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:44,856 Really? 442 00:19:44,956 --> 00:19:48,260 Master's degree? Childbirth? 443 00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:51,229 Okay. All right, all right, let's go. 444 00:19:51,329 --> 00:19:52,964 All right. Oh, let me just lock up real quick. 445 00:19:53,064 --> 00:19:54,299 Okay. 446 00:19:57,569 --> 00:19:59,937 Excuse me, are you Calvin Butler? 447 00:20:00,037 --> 00:20:01,339 Oh, I'm sorry, sir. We're closing up. 448 00:20:01,439 --> 00:20:03,641 Jake Walker. Thaxton Capital Partners. 449 00:20:03,741 --> 00:20:06,278 We'd like to make you an offer to buy out your property. 450 00:20:06,378 --> 00:20:10,147 What? Sorry, but, uh, it's not for sale. 451 00:20:10,248 --> 00:20:12,450 It's a very generous offer. 452 00:20:12,550 --> 00:20:14,386 I don't care how generous it is. 453 00:20:14,486 --> 00:20:16,220 Like I said, I'm not interested. 454 00:20:16,321 --> 00:20:17,522 Now if you'll excuse me, 455 00:20:17,622 --> 00:20:19,357 I have a date with a free lobster. 456 00:20:19,457 --> 00:20:21,125 Why don't you look at the offer? 457 00:20:21,225 --> 00:20:22,894 You could be eating lobster every day 458 00:20:22,994 --> 00:20:24,896 for the rest of your life. 459 00:20:24,996 --> 00:20:27,064 I don't like lobster that much. 460 00:20:27,865 --> 00:20:30,302 If you change your mind, the offer's in there. 461 00:20:31,102 --> 00:20:32,003 Good meeting you, Mr. Butler. 462 00:20:32,103 --> 00:20:33,271 (chuckles) 463 00:20:33,371 --> 00:20:35,440 Good luck with the next sucker, sucker. 464 00:20:39,277 --> 00:20:42,013 Come on, Calvin. I'm starving. 465 00:20:42,113 --> 00:20:45,883 Those lobsters aren't going to drip butter on themselves. 466 00:20:45,983 --> 00:20:47,285 What's that? 467 00:20:47,385 --> 00:20:49,754 (scoffs) Nothing. 468 00:20:49,854 --> 00:20:51,122 Come on, girl. 469 00:20:51,222 --> 00:20:54,158 I'm gonna drip some butter on your lobster tail. 470 00:21:02,967 --> 00:21:06,070 Captioning sponsored by CBS 471 00:21:06,170 --> 00:21:08,673 and TOYOTA. 472 00:21:08,773 --> 00:21:12,209 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org