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[whistle blows on TV]

2
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Come on, man! Air ball?

3
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At this point, I might as well
try out for the Lakers.

4
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Uh, Pop, didn't
you hurt your back

5
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brushing your teeth
the other day?

6
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That's because
our sink is too low.

7
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And, Tina,
stop telling my business.

8
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And you, keep my back
out your mouth.

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[phone chimes]

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[groans]

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Oh, damn.

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Text from my brother, Curtis.

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Said he's coming to visit.

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Oh, nice. He hasn't been here
for a couple of years.

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It'll be good to see him.

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I don't know,
whenever he shows up,

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he always wants something.

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We know it ain't money.

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Well, it better not be a kidney.

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Baby, with that $100 million
lottery jackpot he got,

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he can buy
all the kidneys he wants.

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Wait, wait, I thought
he was with Mama Marilyn

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on a luxury cruise
around the world?

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Uh, whatever, man.

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If I had won
the Super Powerball,

26
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I'd have bought Mama
her own cruise ship.

27
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Well, if Uncle
Curtis is coming,

28
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I need to update
my Amazon Wish List.

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Oh, me, too--
put me down for two jet skis.

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One for me
and one to rent.

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See, that's called
passive income.

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Guys, he's your uncle,
not Black Santa.

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But if he wants to buy us
one of those

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Sleep Number beds,
I would not be mad at him.

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Well, I am mad at him.

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Always flaunting
that money around

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like an NBA rookie
on All-Star weekend.

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Sounds like
somebody's jealous.[laughs]

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I didn't say
it was you.

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Well, good, because I'm not.

41
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I got everything I need.

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I got a beautiful wife,
adequate kids.

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[doorbell rings]Oh, I'll get it.

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You know what,
I'm just gonna text Curtis

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and tell him we out of town.

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I just don't want
to hear the noise.

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I don't want to hear
all that yackety-yack...

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Uh... what's all this?

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Here's... Curtis!

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[cheering, clamoring]

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Yeah! Yeah!

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Boy, you always knew
how to make an entrance.

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I mean, at least this time
you didn't blow money

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by bringing a gospel choir
and pole dancers.

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[laughs]
No, dawg.

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Of course not.

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Ix-nay on the pole ancers-day.

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Ix-nay.

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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪

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♪ Welcome to the hood.

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[laughing]

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So the hostess says
there's a 30-minute wait,

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and Mama's getting hangry,
so I bought the place.

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Now I own a Applebee's.

65
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I mean, what other choice
did I have?

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I don't know,
you could've waited at the bar

67
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and ordered Riblets
like regular people?

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I can't believe you left
Mama Marilyn on a cruise ship.

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Oh, she's fine. I left her
at the blackjack table

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with a gang of chips, a Pepsi,
and a bucket of shrimps.

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Okay, well, maybe I should
call her and let her know

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you're no longer
in the bathroom.

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Well, you know,
it's so good to finally meet

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Calvin's little brother.

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Ah, yeah, I got to tell you,
when we saw six Escalades

76
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pull up on the street, I
thought it was the president.

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Not yet,
but I'm putting together a team.

78
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Oh, hasn't this country
been through enough?

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I don't know.

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Those are some pretty
sweet rides out front.

81
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Yeah, man, I would love to take

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one of those out for a spin.

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Finally, my Oprah moment!
You get

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a car and you get a car!

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Oh, my--Yeah!

86
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Hey, don't get too attached--
they're rentals.

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Anybody else need a car?

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Or a Applebee's?

89
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Well, you know, to be honest,

90
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we could use
one of those SUVs tomorrow.

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We're taking a ton of
stuff to the Goodwill.

92
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Oh, yeah, we moved here
with so much stuff,

93
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and we never really organized.

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So we want to get it done
while Grover's away at camp.

95
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Yeah, and if we don't
do it now, we're gonna

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have to rent a storage unit.

97
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Oh, well, we wouldn't have to

98
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if someone didn't insist
on keeping

99
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every T-shirt from every 5K
he's ever run.

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Well, I don't know
what to tell you, Gemma.

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They all spark joy.

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Dave, they can't
all spark joy.

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Well--That's ridiculous.

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[door closes]

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White people have
the strangest fights.

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These are real smooth,
man.

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Should be.

108
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I knew a guy that knew a guy
that knew Castro.

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But if anybody asks,

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they're Honduran.

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[chuckles]

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Yeah, man,
we've come a long way, huh?

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Remember Mama and Daddy

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had to put everything
on layaway?

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I remember my first Big Wheel.

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By the time I got it,
I was too big for it.

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Yeah, we had to grease
you up pretty good

118
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to get you in and out
of that thing, remember?

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[laughs]
Man.

120
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I'm so glad those days
are behind us.

121
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Now I got a guy for everything.

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If I want something, I get it.

123
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Well, it's not that easy for me.

124
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I've been saving up money
to get Tina

125
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this Birkin bag
for our 35th anniversary.

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It's not for another
three years, but by that time,

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I should have the money,
you know?

128
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I hear those bags ain't cheap.

129
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Oh, no.

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A bag that expensive should
come with its own shoulder.

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[laughs]

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Nah. Tina's worth it.

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You got a really good one
there, Cee.

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Yeah, thank you, man.

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I mean, you got you
a good woman, too.

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You-you and Raquel, y'all coming
up on, like, a year now, huh?

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How's she?

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She left me.

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Classic story.

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I bought her
some parasailing classes.

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She flies off
with the instructor.

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That's the real reason
why I came.

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I needed
my big brother's support.

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Man, I'm sorry
to hear that, little bro.

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I thought she was happy.

146
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I bought her everything.

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I even got her mother a new hip,

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so she could Tootsie Roll again.

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[laughs]

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Well, you know what?
That's Raquel's loss.

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And her Tootsie Rollin' mama.

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[both laugh]

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I got you,
little brother.

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Yeah.Thank you, C-Boogie.

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[coughing]

156
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You okay?

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Cigar too strong?

158
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No, it just reminds me
of Raquel.

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Packed, stacked,

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and bad for me.

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Aw, the slow cooker we got

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for our wedding
that we never used.

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Obvious toss, right?

164
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Well, I don't know.

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What if I need to make a stew?

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Have you ever made a stew?

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Well, no,
but I haven't needed to.

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Oh.

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[knocking]Oh.

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Oh, hey, Curtis.Hi.

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Hello, Calvin's friends.

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You said you needed
to be organized,

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so I hired Tyler.

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He's a stuff organizer.

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I prefer "domestic
efficiency expert."

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Yeah, I can't remember all
that-- I'm just gonna call you

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a "stuff organizer."

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You're Tyler.

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From Tyler Tidies Up.

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I watch your show...
when I should be cleaning.

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Wow, thank you, Curtis.

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Hey, what can I say?

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I make dreams come true.

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Later, kitty cats.

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Oh, meow!

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Hey, uh...

187
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didn't you help organize
Harry and Meghan's new house?

188
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Yes, and, uh, not to dish,

189
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but they are total hoarders.

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I mean, how many photographs
of the queen do you need?

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Oh, no.

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These can't possibly be
raver jeans.

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I'm telling you right now,
I'm tossing your glowsticks.

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[scoffs]
See what I'm dealing with here?

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Okay, all right,
I am not quite sure

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how these made it
into the junk pile.

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I wore these to my very first
Sugar Ray concert.

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Look, I know parting

199
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with belongings
can be stressful.

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But I've got
just one question for you.

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Do you like clutter?

202
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No?
No.

203
00:08:04,658 --> 00:08:07,443
Of course not,
so I'll go through every inch

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00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:10,185
of your home and decide
where everything belongs.

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Oh, my gosh, this is just
like being on your show.

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Okay, how can we help?

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You can't.
Leave, and let Tyler--

208
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[British accent]:Tidy up!

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[clears her throat]

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Sorry, that's your line.

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No, no, I get it,
you're excited.

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00:08:24,199 --> 00:08:25,417
But don't do it again.

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Ooh, okay, okay.

214
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Curtis hooked you boys up.

215
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Oh, big time, Mama.

216
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Drake was rocking
these babies in his last video.

217
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Oh, mm-hmm.

218
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Okay, do I look
debonair?

219
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No... don't answer that.

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I feel debonair.

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And that is
all that matters.

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[both laughing]

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Yes.
Yo!

224
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I bet you thought you'd never
helicopter to Tijuana for tacos.

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It was worth pissing off
that border patrol.

226
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Oh, that serrano ceviche

227
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was muy caliente.

228
00:09:01,453 --> 00:09:03,064
Hey, nephews.

229
00:09:04,065 --> 00:09:05,370
I got you a little
something.

230
00:09:05,414 --> 00:09:06,589
Aw, Uncle Curtis.

231
00:09:06,633 --> 00:09:08,025
You got to stop
buying us stuff, man.

232
00:09:08,069 --> 00:09:09,374
So y'all don't want
these Rolexes?

233
00:09:09,418 --> 00:09:11,289
No, I mean after this.

234
00:09:11,333 --> 00:09:14,118
No, no, after this, after this.

235
00:09:14,162 --> 00:09:15,598
Baby, I thought
you said you hated it

236
00:09:15,642 --> 00:09:17,513
when Curtis throws
his money around.

237
00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,428
Well, I do, babe, but...

238
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he's going through
a real bad breakup, so...Oh.

239
00:09:22,431 --> 00:09:24,520
...if buying things for
people makes him happy,

240
00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:27,001
who am I to judge?

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00:09:27,044 --> 00:09:28,437
[doorbell rings]

242
00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:30,047
Oh, I'll get it.

243
00:09:30,091 --> 00:09:32,136
Oh, by the way...

244
00:09:32,180 --> 00:09:34,051
I got you something.

245
00:09:34,095 --> 00:09:36,576
Oh.

246
00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,583
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

247
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No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

248
00:09:48,631 --> 00:09:50,633
No, no, no!

249
00:09:50,677 --> 00:09:53,288
Oh, somebody pinch me!

250
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A Hermes Birkin bag?!

251
00:09:55,551 --> 00:09:58,075
I-I've been wanting
one of these for years!

252
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Seven years
to be exact.

253
00:10:00,295 --> 00:10:02,297
What? How did you know?

254
00:10:02,340 --> 00:10:04,647
Baby, you told him,
didn't you?

255
00:10:04,691 --> 00:10:06,649
I sure did.

256
00:10:06,693 --> 00:10:09,260
Oh, thank you so much!Look!

257
00:10:09,304 --> 00:10:11,306
Look! Look, look at my...
[grunts]

258
00:10:11,349 --> 00:10:13,569
Look at my bag!

259
00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,266
No need to say anything.

260
00:10:15,310 --> 00:10:17,442
That look on your face is
thanks enough.

261
00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:32,414
Look at her.

262
00:10:32,457 --> 00:10:34,764
She's so smooth and sexy.

263
00:10:34,808 --> 00:10:36,113
Just like me.

264
00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,770
I'm gonna call her Burkina.

265
00:10:41,945 --> 00:10:44,469
You know, I-I'm gonna need
a special place in my closet.

266
00:10:44,513 --> 00:10:46,950
Boys, come help me
clean out my closet.

267
00:10:46,994 --> 00:10:49,083
And part of your dad's, too.

268
00:10:49,126 --> 00:10:51,651
[vocalizing]

269
00:10:54,741 --> 00:10:56,743
Curtis.

270
00:10:56,786 --> 00:10:58,440
Let me stop you right there.

271
00:10:58,483 --> 00:11:00,050
You're welcome.

272
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,532
I'm "welcome"?

273
00:11:03,575 --> 00:11:06,404
You just made me look like
a chump in front of my wife.

274
00:11:06,448 --> 00:11:08,363
What did I do?
I just bought Tina

275
00:11:08,406 --> 00:11:10,626
a bag she wanted.
I did you a favor.

276
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,497
I didn't need a favor,
all right?

277
00:11:12,541 --> 00:11:14,456
I was gonna buy that bag myself.

278
00:11:14,499 --> 00:11:16,676
Yeah, but not
for another three years.

279
00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:18,808
I saved you all that
time and money.

280
00:11:18,852 --> 00:11:20,941
Did you see the happy look
she gave me?

281
00:11:20,984 --> 00:11:22,943
Yes.

282
00:11:22,986 --> 00:11:24,640
I saw the look.

283
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:25,989
That was the look
I was supposed to get.

284
00:11:26,033 --> 00:11:27,469
You stole my look!

285
00:11:27,512 --> 00:11:30,167
I'm rich-- I don't got to steal.

286
00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:34,737
Curtis, me buying her that purse

287
00:11:34,781 --> 00:11:36,652
was important to me, all right?

288
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,741
It was a symbol
of my love for her.

289
00:11:38,785 --> 00:11:40,003
That's beautiful.

290
00:11:40,047 --> 00:11:41,744
So we did it!

291
00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:44,399
See, you just don't get it.

292
00:11:44,442 --> 00:11:47,010
You think you can just always
slide in here and buy folks.

293
00:11:47,054 --> 00:11:50,013
Well, you can't buy
my family and friends.

294
00:11:50,057 --> 00:11:52,059
Where is it?
Where's Burkina?

295
00:11:52,102 --> 00:11:54,670
Right here!
She's right here, oh, my God!Oh, my God!

296
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,933
It's the most beautiful
thing I've ever seen!Isn't it gorgeous?

297
00:11:56,977 --> 00:11:58,630
Ladies? Ladies!

298
00:11:58,674 --> 00:12:00,676
Please, I'm trying
to make a point here.

299
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:05,333
Oh, you made your point.

300
00:12:05,376 --> 00:12:07,901
Loud and clear.

301
00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:20,478
You know, with a little bit
of distance, I can see

302
00:12:20,522 --> 00:12:22,524
that it's time
to let go of some stuff.

303
00:12:22,567 --> 00:12:24,004
Yes, it is.

304
00:12:24,047 --> 00:12:26,006
And, honey, I am really
proud of you.

305
00:12:26,049 --> 00:12:28,008
We are gonna feel
so much better

306
00:12:28,051 --> 00:12:30,401
after purging all your junk
we don't need.

307
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,492
[gasps]
Oh...

308
00:12:34,536 --> 00:12:36,843
Welcome to Xanadu.

309
00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:38,801
Everything has been put away.

310
00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:40,847
And you've been Tyler-ed.

311
00:12:41,891 --> 00:12:43,501
Is it just me,

312
00:12:43,545 --> 00:12:45,416
or does
this room seem larger?

313
00:12:45,460 --> 00:12:47,418
Yeah, it's nice, uh...

314
00:12:47,462 --> 00:12:49,638
[chuckles]
What's with the bags?

315
00:12:49,681 --> 00:12:51,683
I've organized your essentials.

316
00:12:51,727 --> 00:12:54,034
And what's in these bags
is non-essential.

317
00:12:54,077 --> 00:12:56,819
Dave, I know
this is gonna be hard,

318
00:12:56,863 --> 00:12:58,778
but you're just gonna have
to let go of some things

319
00:12:58,821 --> 00:13:00,736
we don't need, like this.

320
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,826
[gasps] What in the fluff
and fold have you done?!

321
00:13:07,003 --> 00:13:08,831
This isn't trash.

322
00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:11,312
These are
all my pageant dresses.

323
00:13:11,355 --> 00:13:13,053
Yes,
your ancient pageantry items

324
00:13:13,096 --> 00:13:15,316
were taking up space
in your closet.

325
00:13:15,359 --> 00:13:17,884
If by "taking up space,"

326
00:13:17,927 --> 00:13:21,409
you mean "lovingly stored
away from light."

327
00:13:23,628 --> 00:13:25,674
Now, Gemma, I know
this is gonna...

328
00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:28,329
Stay out of this, Dave!Look...

329
00:13:28,372 --> 00:13:30,722
I know it's difficult,
but as I say on my show,

330
00:13:30,766 --> 00:13:33,421
"If it's covered in dust,
saying toodle-oo is a must."

331
00:13:33,464 --> 00:13:35,945
[gasps]
The only thing non-essential

332
00:13:35,989 --> 00:13:38,556
around here is you,
Harry Poppins.

333
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,558
Get out of my house.

334
00:13:40,602 --> 00:13:42,038
[Brooklyn accent]:
Ah, you know what, lady?

335
00:13:42,082 --> 00:13:43,823
I knew doing
a side gig was a mistake.

336
00:13:44,954 --> 00:13:46,826
I don't need this.

337
00:13:48,044 --> 00:13:50,655
Hold on, uh...
what happened to your accent?

338
00:13:50,699 --> 00:13:52,353
It's an act, Columbo.

339
00:13:52,396 --> 00:13:54,877
Nobody wants to take cleaning
advice from a guy from Brooklyn.

340
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,060
You okay?

341
00:14:04,104 --> 00:14:06,802
I know some people

342
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,804
think beauty pageants
are superficial,

343
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,807
but that prize money
helped me pay for college.

344
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,027
Plus, my mom spent hours

345
00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:16,638
sewing these dresses.

346
00:14:16,681 --> 00:14:18,683
They're also really pretty.

347
00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:22,687
I had no idea
these meant so much to you.

348
00:14:22,731 --> 00:14:25,342
I know it was my idea
to get rid of all this clutter,

349
00:14:25,386 --> 00:14:27,997
but there are just some things
I can't let go of.

350
00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:30,478
Look, it's like
my JNCO jeans.

351
00:14:30,521 --> 00:14:33,089
You know, when I first saw
them in Miller's Outpost,

352
00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:35,831
I was, I was...
oh, my gosh.

353
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,138
I had to have them.

354
00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:42,838
But, you know, that's a
story for another time.Yeah, mm-hmm.

355
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,753
This is about your dresses.Yeah.

356
00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:49,584
Oh, hey, Calvin.

357
00:14:49,627 --> 00:14:52,761
Want some snow shoes
or a laser disc player?

358
00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:55,982
No and hell no.

359
00:14:56,025 --> 00:14:57,984
It's the 21st century, Dave.

360
00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:00,900
What are you doing out here?

361
00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:02,902
Eh, just trying
to chill out.

362
00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:06,557
Curtis bought Tina
that purse I've been saving for.

363
00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:08,864
I've never seen her
so happy.

364
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,866
That made me so mad.

365
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:14,348
Well, I'm sorry.

366
00:15:14,391 --> 00:15:16,567
I guess that lottery
money changed him.

367
00:15:16,611 --> 00:15:19,353
No, he's always been
like that.

368
00:15:19,396 --> 00:15:21,659
When we were younger, I'd be
hanging out with my friends,

369
00:15:21,703 --> 00:15:24,445
Curtis would pop up,
and give them all candy.

370
00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:27,056
He was everybody's favorite
until the candy ran out.

371
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:30,407
Then they all come running back
to me with their blue tongues.

372
00:15:34,455 --> 00:15:36,718
Well, it sounds
like the same kid

373
00:15:36,761 --> 00:15:38,850
just with a bigger
bank account.

374
00:15:38,894 --> 00:15:40,940
Well, he's not a kid.

375
00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:43,333
He's a grown man.

376
00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:44,856
Yeah, but, you know,

377
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:47,642
wanting to be liked
never goes away.

378
00:15:47,685 --> 00:15:48,904
Hmm.

379
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,732
Yeah, I guess so.

380
00:15:50,775 --> 00:15:53,517
Well, damn, Dave,
you just helped me

381
00:15:53,561 --> 00:15:56,564
understand my little brother
better than I ever have before.

382
00:15:56,607 --> 00:15:58,914
Thanks, man.Well, you're welcome.

383
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,438
Hey, are you sure you don't
want this laser disc player?

384
00:16:01,482 --> 00:16:03,527
You know,
Top Gunis stuck inside.

385
00:16:03,571 --> 00:16:06,313
Sorry, Goose, but I've lost
that loving feeling.

386
00:16:09,925 --> 00:16:12,319
Dave, I told you I didn't
want to waste money

387
00:16:12,362 --> 00:16:15,104
putting our junk in an
overpriced storage unit.

388
00:16:17,628 --> 00:16:18,847
[gasps]

389
00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:21,589
Oh...

390
00:16:21,632 --> 00:16:23,025
So what do you think

391
00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:25,767
about the Gemma Johnson Museum?

392
00:16:25,810 --> 00:16:28,030
[gasps]
I love it!

393
00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:30,511
I do want to waste
money putting our junk

394
00:16:30,554 --> 00:16:33,775
in an overpriced
storage unit!

395
00:16:33,818 --> 00:16:36,473
Well, you know, we do have owe
Tyler some credit for rescuing

396
00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:38,693
these dresses
from the back of your closet.

397
00:16:38,736 --> 00:16:41,043
They should be in a place
where you can enjoy them.

398
00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:43,654
Oh.Plus the first month's rent
was only a dollar.

399
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,571
Thank you so much.

400
00:16:47,615 --> 00:16:49,095
You are the sweetest.

401
00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:51,401
[gasps] And you got
all my favorites.

402
00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:52,837
Miss Hog Queen.

403
00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:54,535
Miss Freshwater Trout.

404
00:16:58,408 --> 00:17:00,106
Wait a minute,
are those your raver jeans?

405
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:02,717
Oh, yeah,
that's a special exhibit.

406
00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:05,024
On loan from
the Dave Johnson collection.

407
00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:10,420
Yes! There we go, there we go.

408
00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:11,769
Booyah!

409
00:17:11,813 --> 00:17:14,337
You're a joke.
Pay up, sucker.

410
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,994
Who's next?Me.

411
00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:22,041
How'd you find me?

412
00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:24,086
Wasn't that hard.

413
00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:26,654
I mean, you would always come
here whenever you got upset.

414
00:17:26,697 --> 00:17:28,699
Come on, man,
let's go.

415
00:17:28,743 --> 00:17:31,485
First off the block.

416
00:17:31,528 --> 00:17:33,704
Yeah,
right into a wall.Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

417
00:17:33,748 --> 00:17:35,619
Yes, yes, yes.

418
00:17:35,663 --> 00:17:37,012
I'm on that corner, baby...Yes...

419
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,970
Whoa! Whoa!
No, no, no, no!
No, no, no!

420
00:17:39,014 --> 00:17:40,972
No! Yes, yes!

421
00:17:41,016 --> 00:17:42,496
Yeah!

422
00:17:42,539 --> 00:17:45,325
Watch out, truck!Dang it!

423
00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:46,848
How'd we both come in third?

424
00:17:51,026 --> 00:17:52,941
Hey, look, Curtis.

425
00:17:52,984 --> 00:17:55,335
I know you thought
you were doing me a solid

426
00:17:55,378 --> 00:17:57,076
when you bought Tina
that purse.

427
00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:01,254
All right? It-it's your way
of expressing love and...

428
00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:03,691
it's okay for a rich man
like yourself, but for me,

429
00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:05,910
it takes a lot of sacrifice.

430
00:18:05,954 --> 00:18:08,870
I spent a lot of late nights
in that shop

431
00:18:08,913 --> 00:18:12,003
fixing cars-- hell,
I even gave up my NFL package.

432
00:18:12,047 --> 00:18:15,920
That's how much I wanted
to buy that purse for Tina.

433
00:18:17,008 --> 00:18:19,881
Wow, I never thought
of it like that.

434
00:18:19,924 --> 00:18:22,579
And you were right.

435
00:18:22,623 --> 00:18:25,887
I do use my money to
get people to like me.

436
00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:28,281
Look, money doesn't
make people like you.

437
00:18:28,324 --> 00:18:30,761
Yeah, well, I got 100 mil
that says you wrong.

438
00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:34,330
See, that's your problem.

439
00:18:34,374 --> 00:18:35,897
Just because you received it,

440
00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:38,291
doesn't mean
that you achieved it.

441
00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:40,380
Respect isn't bought.

442
00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:41,946
It's earned.

443
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,559
You sound like my
team of therapists.

444
00:18:45,602 --> 00:18:47,387
[chuckles softly]

445
00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:49,563
You know,
the right kind of people?

446
00:18:49,606 --> 00:18:51,956
They'll always
love you for you.

447
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,916
Which reminds me,

448
00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:57,353
whenever you're ready
to start dating again,

449
00:18:57,397 --> 00:18:59,747
would you please take
"I hit the Super Powerball"

450
00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:01,401
off your Tinder profile?

451
00:19:01,444 --> 00:19:04,360
[laughs]
All right.

452
00:19:04,404 --> 00:19:06,319
I guess I'm gonna have to put
something corny on there like,

453
00:19:06,362 --> 00:19:09,104
"I like rom coms and
long walks to the bank."

454
00:19:10,453 --> 00:19:13,587
Okay, you know what,
we gonna keep working on that.

455
00:19:13,630 --> 00:19:15,893
See, Cal?

456
00:19:15,937 --> 00:19:17,982
This is why
I came home, man.

457
00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:21,943
You always know how
to pick me up, kid.

458
00:19:21,986 --> 00:19:24,424
And it's free of charge.

459
00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:26,295
All right, man, come on,
let's get this thing started.

460
00:19:26,339 --> 00:19:27,688
So I can beat your ass
on this motorcycle.

461
00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:30,256
You the one that's gonna
get beat down.
All right.

462
00:19:30,299 --> 00:19:31,431
Cal?

463
00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:32,606
Sorry about the purse.

464
00:19:32,649 --> 00:19:33,911
I'll take it back.

465
00:19:33,955 --> 00:19:36,392
[scoffs]
Good luck with that.

466
00:19:36,436 --> 00:19:39,526
Tina sleeps with that thing
handcuffed to her wrist.

467
00:19:40,918 --> 00:19:43,530
And I also bought you something
to make up for everything.

468
00:19:43,573 --> 00:19:45,532
Hey, Curtis.

469
00:19:45,575 --> 00:19:47,795
I told you, man,
I love you for you.

470
00:19:47,838 --> 00:19:49,971
I don't need anything.

471
00:19:50,014 --> 00:19:52,800
Cool, I'll just take
back the Ferrari.

472
00:19:52,843 --> 00:19:55,542
"Ferrari"?

473
00:19:55,585 --> 00:19:58,022
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

474
00:19:58,066 --> 00:20:00,808
Look, man,
I can't accept that,

475
00:20:00,851 --> 00:20:03,506
but we can take it
back to the dealership

476
00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:05,029
the long way.

477
00:20:06,466 --> 00:20:08,424
Come on, man, let's go,
let's get this...

478
00:20:08,468 --> 00:20:11,035
Some pretty riding,
pretty riding...

479
00:20:18,695 --> 00:20:20,480
All right, now, buckle up,
'cause we're about

480
00:20:20,523 --> 00:20:22,133
to make some
bad decisions.

481
00:20:22,177 --> 00:20:24,353
[chuckling]
And this time,

482
00:20:24,397 --> 00:20:26,921
Mama won't be around
to give us a whupping.

483
00:20:26,964 --> 00:20:29,184
[laughing][engine revs]

484
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,404
[gears cranking]Wait.

485
00:20:31,447 --> 00:20:34,189
You spent $300,000
on this car

486
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,973
and you don't know
how to drive it?

487
00:20:36,017 --> 00:20:37,497
That's because
my big brother never

488
00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:39,281
taught me how to drive stick.

489
00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:40,543
Oh, okay.

490
00:20:40,587 --> 00:20:42,458
So that's on me, all right.

491
00:20:42,502 --> 00:20:45,287
Well, I'm gonna teach you now.
First...

492
00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:47,028
you got to ease up off
the clutch and give it some gas

493
00:20:47,071 --> 00:20:49,422
at the same time.
Let me check you out.

494
00:20:49,465 --> 00:20:50,945
Okay, like this?

495
00:20:50,988 --> 00:20:52,512
[both scream]

496
00:20:52,555 --> 00:20:54,427
CURTIS:
I'm doing it, I'm doing it!

497
00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:57,256
CALVIN:
Yeah, but you're
on the sidewalk doing it!

498
00:20:57,299 --> 00:20:58,518
CURTIS:
Aah!

499
00:21:02,217 --> 00:21:10,181
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