1 00:00:06,136 --> 00:00:08,356 All right, Pasadena Dodgers. 2 00:00:08,399 --> 00:00:10,488 It's our first game of the season. 3 00:00:10,532 --> 00:00:12,795 All your hard work is about to pay off. 4 00:00:12,838 --> 00:00:14,884 Yeah. Pay off. 5 00:00:14,927 --> 00:00:17,974 And it is time to collect dividends. 6 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:20,150 And you are all too young to understand 7 00:00:20,194 --> 00:00:21,238 the banking metaphors. 8 00:00:23,197 --> 00:00:26,113 Is anybody else nervous that we don't have our uniforms yet? 9 00:00:26,156 --> 00:00:28,811 KIDS: Yeah.Hey, hey, hey, uh, uh, relax. 10 00:00:28,854 --> 00:00:30,813 The team sponsor promised to bring them 11 00:00:30,856 --> 00:00:33,076 before the season starts, all right? [laughs] 12 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:35,557 Man, that's in, like, five minutes. [clears throat] 13 00:00:36,601 --> 00:00:38,212 But, hey, in the meantime, let's, um... 14 00:00:38,255 --> 00:00:39,517 get on our feet, 15 00:00:39,561 --> 00:00:40,910 let's close our eyes 16 00:00:40,953 --> 00:00:43,304 and do some deep breathing exercises. 17 00:00:43,347 --> 00:00:44,870 Oh, yeah. Breathing. 18 00:00:44,914 --> 00:00:46,176 Very Zen. 19 00:00:46,220 --> 00:00:48,352 Now, breathe in. 20 00:00:48,396 --> 00:00:50,093 One, two, three. 21 00:00:50,137 --> 00:00:51,181 Breathe out. 22 00:00:51,225 --> 00:00:53,053 One, two, three. 23 00:00:53,096 --> 00:00:54,880 When I say "whoo," 24 00:00:54,924 --> 00:00:56,404 you say "sah." 25 00:00:56,447 --> 00:00:58,362 Whoo. 26 00:00:58,406 --> 00:01:00,060 ALL: Sah. 27 00:01:00,103 --> 00:01:01,409 Whoo. 28 00:01:01,452 --> 00:01:02,540 ALL: Sah. 29 00:01:02,584 --> 00:01:05,891 Uh, son, that's "Wu-Tang." 30 00:01:05,935 --> 00:01:07,458 All right? 31 00:01:07,502 --> 00:01:08,938 Know the classics. 32 00:01:08,981 --> 00:01:10,548 [chuckles]: All right? 33 00:01:10,592 --> 00:01:13,160 And speaking of something that's also for the children, 34 00:01:13,203 --> 00:01:14,378 check these out. 35 00:01:14,422 --> 00:01:16,685 [chuckles]: Hey! 36 00:01:16,728 --> 00:01:18,991 Oh, man. Those look like real Dodger uniforms 37 00:01:19,035 --> 00:01:20,602 that got left in the dryer too long. 38 00:01:20,645 --> 00:01:21,907 [chuckles]: Yeah. 39 00:01:21,951 --> 00:01:24,301 You know what? And here's the best part. 40 00:01:24,345 --> 00:01:26,521 Bam! 41 00:01:27,391 --> 00:01:30,307 Whoa. [chuckling] Look at that. 42 00:01:30,351 --> 00:01:31,482 Very subtle, Pop. 43 00:01:31,526 --> 00:01:33,441 Uh, was the Goodyear Blimp unavailable? 44 00:01:33,484 --> 00:01:35,051 Well, it-it gets better. 45 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:37,488 Because, during night games, 46 00:01:37,532 --> 00:01:39,186 my face gets highlighted. 47 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:41,927 It's like Vegas. 48 00:01:41,971 --> 00:01:43,364 But instead of Donny and Marie, 49 00:01:43,407 --> 00:01:44,843 it's me. 50 00:01:45,540 --> 00:01:47,629 ♪ Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood ♪ 51 00:01:47,672 --> 00:01:48,804 ♪ Welcome to the hood. 52 00:01:53,635 --> 00:01:55,593 Hey, it's not too small, is it? 53 00:01:58,683 --> 00:02:00,990 No, Pop. This is youth baseball, 54 00:02:01,033 --> 00:02:03,427 but that is a major league banner. 55 00:02:04,254 --> 00:02:07,301 So, what do you want me to do, Coach? 56 00:02:07,344 --> 00:02:08,650 I can get the kids started 57 00:02:08,693 --> 00:02:11,087 with some calisthenics and some wind sprints. 58 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:12,523 Maybe some shuttle runs. 59 00:02:12,567 --> 00:02:15,526 Uh, no. No, see, that's a little old-school, Pop. 60 00:02:15,570 --> 00:02:17,702 Before we do any physical work, 61 00:02:17,746 --> 00:02:21,010 we do visualization exercises. 62 00:02:22,403 --> 00:02:23,665 See the ball. 63 00:02:23,708 --> 00:02:24,840 Be the ball. 64 00:02:24,883 --> 00:02:27,538 And... throw the ball. 65 00:02:30,062 --> 00:02:30,846 Now... 66 00:02:30,889 --> 00:02:32,500 catch the ball.[grunts] 67 00:02:33,370 --> 00:02:34,937 See that, Dad? 68 00:02:34,980 --> 00:02:36,678 I just jumped four feet and caught it off the wall. 69 00:02:36,721 --> 00:02:39,942 Imaginary Gold Glove goes to you, buddy. 70 00:02:42,249 --> 00:02:43,946 Since we're imagining things, 71 00:02:43,989 --> 00:02:46,427 I'm gonna imagine I just didn't see that. What is... 72 00:02:46,470 --> 00:02:48,124 Listen, I'm just trying 73 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:50,822 to take a more holistic approach to the game, man. 74 00:02:50,866 --> 00:02:54,174 It's important to train their minds and their bodies. 75 00:02:54,217 --> 00:02:55,827 [laughs] Son, 76 00:02:55,871 --> 00:02:58,874 Babe Ruth once ate 12 hot dogs before a game. 77 00:02:58,917 --> 00:03:01,659 That man wasn't worried about his mind or his body. 78 00:03:01,703 --> 00:03:03,705 And he was a winner. 79 00:03:03,748 --> 00:03:06,360 Well, there's more to sports than winning, Pop. 80 00:03:06,403 --> 00:03:08,884 What? Son, come on, now. 81 00:03:08,927 --> 00:03:10,712 I taught you better than that. 82 00:03:10,755 --> 00:03:13,584 My coaching got you all the way to the pros. 83 00:03:13,628 --> 00:03:15,020 Let me see your lineup card. 84 00:03:15,064 --> 00:03:18,328 [laughs] Cards are so old-school, man. 85 00:03:18,372 --> 00:03:19,590 It's an app now. 86 00:03:19,634 --> 00:03:21,723 Give me the thing.Oh. 87 00:03:21,766 --> 00:03:24,291 Okay, so you got A.J. at first base. 88 00:03:24,334 --> 00:03:25,292 Wh-Which one is A.J.? 89 00:03:25,335 --> 00:03:26,684 Oh. Right over there. 90 00:03:26,728 --> 00:03:27,685 The one wearing his glove 91 00:03:27,729 --> 00:03:29,121 as a hat. 92 00:03:30,601 --> 00:03:31,733 Okay. 93 00:03:31,776 --> 00:03:33,822 That's not gonna work at all. 94 00:03:34,649 --> 00:03:36,433 Whoa, whoa, hold up. What are you doing, Pop? 95 00:03:36,477 --> 00:03:38,130 Call me old-fashioned, 96 00:03:38,174 --> 00:03:40,132 but I'm putting in your best players. 97 00:03:40,176 --> 00:03:41,743 And we may... 98 00:03:41,786 --> 00:03:44,398 use an actual ball. 99 00:03:44,441 --> 00:03:46,269 Hey, kid! Heads up! 100 00:03:46,313 --> 00:03:47,923 [smack][kid groans] 101 00:03:49,838 --> 00:03:52,797 Okay, let's-let's imagine that didn't happen. 102 00:03:56,018 --> 00:03:57,280 Cupcakes! 103 00:03:57,324 --> 00:03:59,978 Get your cupcakes here! 104 00:04:00,022 --> 00:04:02,938 Made with peanuts and Cracker Jacks! 105 00:04:02,981 --> 00:04:05,810 And I do care if you ever come back! 106 00:04:06,594 --> 00:04:08,726 Hey, uh, Mommy... [chuckles] 107 00:04:08,770 --> 00:04:10,598 ...would you, uh, hook your favorite son up 108 00:04:10,641 --> 00:04:12,121 with one of those cupcakes? 109 00:04:12,164 --> 00:04:15,429 Oh, well, these are free samples to drum up my business. 110 00:04:15,472 --> 00:04:17,039 But for you, baby, 111 00:04:17,082 --> 00:04:19,433 Mommy has a extra.[chuckling]: Oh. 112 00:04:19,476 --> 00:04:22,262 That's what I'm talking about.[chuckles] 113 00:04:23,306 --> 00:04:25,177 Did your finger just slip 114 00:04:25,221 --> 00:04:27,789 or did you just wipe off some of my frosting? 115 00:04:27,832 --> 00:04:30,444 What? There's too much frosting. 116 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:35,013 I worked hard to get my cake-to-frosting ratio perfect. 117 00:04:35,057 --> 00:04:37,407 And youare not worthy to eat it. Gimme![stammers] 118 00:04:37,451 --> 00:04:39,409 You're not worthy!Please! [whimpering] 119 00:04:39,888 --> 00:04:41,063 Cupcakes! 120 00:04:41,106 --> 00:04:43,805 Get your perfectly frosted cupcakes here! 121 00:04:45,154 --> 00:04:46,416 All right, come on, Noah! 122 00:04:46,460 --> 00:04:47,983 You got this!MALCOLM: Come on. 123 00:04:48,026 --> 00:04:49,724 See the ball, be the ball. 124 00:04:49,767 --> 00:04:51,334 Just hit the ball. 125 00:04:53,510 --> 00:04:54,468 [cheering, applause] 126 00:04:54,511 --> 00:04:55,947 Whoa! 127 00:04:55,991 --> 00:04:57,209 Oh, that's out of here!All right! 128 00:04:57,253 --> 00:04:59,081 That's what I'm talking about! 129 00:04:59,124 --> 00:05:01,649 Oh, man, Noah really crushed that thing, huh? 130 00:05:01,692 --> 00:05:03,128 CALVIN: And whose idea 131 00:05:03,172 --> 00:05:04,826 was it to have him bat cleanup? 132 00:05:04,869 --> 00:05:06,349 Oh, I believe his face 133 00:05:06,393 --> 00:05:08,612 is on the back of their uniforms. 134 00:05:08,656 --> 00:05:11,180 Yeah, I guess you were right this time, Pop. 135 00:05:11,223 --> 00:05:12,312 Oh. 136 00:05:12,355 --> 00:05:14,009 Just like most of the great coach dads. 137 00:05:14,052 --> 00:05:15,837 Think Venus and Serena's father. 138 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:17,447 Tiger Woods' daddy. 139 00:05:17,491 --> 00:05:18,622 LaVar Ball. 140 00:05:18,666 --> 00:05:21,190 Okay, the jury's still out on that one. 141 00:05:21,233 --> 00:05:23,627 But, better yet, your father. 142 00:05:23,671 --> 00:05:25,368 Lucky you. 143 00:05:28,502 --> 00:05:30,634 Nice win today, buddy. 144 00:05:30,678 --> 00:05:33,376 You know, you guys played like real big leaguers out there. 145 00:05:33,420 --> 00:05:34,551 I mean, I guess. 146 00:05:34,595 --> 00:05:36,292 But I'd feel more like a big leaguer 147 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:38,207 if you'd let me walk to the park by myself. 148 00:05:38,250 --> 00:05:39,730 Even A.J.'s parents 149 00:05:39,774 --> 00:05:40,862 let him go on his own, 150 00:05:40,905 --> 00:05:42,385 and he still has... 151 00:05:42,429 --> 00:05:44,082 "accidents." 152 00:05:44,126 --> 00:05:46,868 You really want to walk to the park by yourself? 153 00:05:46,911 --> 00:05:49,087 Because, you know... 154 00:05:49,131 --> 00:05:51,307 I cherish those walks. 155 00:05:52,308 --> 00:05:54,745 Well, um, what your dad means is w... 156 00:05:54,789 --> 00:05:56,399 uh, we'll talk about it. Okay? 157 00:05:56,443 --> 00:05:58,662 Why don't you go up and change? 158 00:05:58,706 --> 00:05:59,881 Okay. 159 00:06:01,012 --> 00:06:03,232 That's our baby. 160 00:06:03,275 --> 00:06:04,973 I know. 161 00:06:05,016 --> 00:06:06,409 That said, 162 00:06:06,453 --> 00:06:08,455 I'm totally fine letting him walk by himself. 163 00:06:08,498 --> 00:06:11,153 You know, but if you're not, I get it. 164 00:06:11,196 --> 00:06:13,547 Oh, I-I'm... [sputters] I'm ready. 165 00:06:13,590 --> 00:06:15,375 I just don't want to rush you. 166 00:06:15,418 --> 00:06:17,202 Oh, no, I'm already there. 167 00:06:17,246 --> 00:06:20,205 I'm totally cool letting him walk five long blocks 168 00:06:20,249 --> 00:06:24,035 through the streets of Pasadena all by himself. 169 00:06:24,819 --> 00:06:26,429 Yeah. Me, too. 170 00:06:26,473 --> 00:06:29,345 I don't even care if there's a 30% chance 171 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:30,738 of rain.Oh. 172 00:06:30,781 --> 00:06:32,261 Cool. 173 00:06:32,304 --> 00:06:33,523 Cool. 174 00:06:34,785 --> 00:06:36,874 Cool.Cool. Cool. 175 00:06:36,918 --> 00:06:39,573 You know, I hate to say it, man, but... 176 00:06:39,616 --> 00:06:42,097 that kid can't catch or hit. 177 00:06:42,140 --> 00:06:43,925 Or high-five. 178 00:06:45,274 --> 00:06:46,580 Look, if we're planning on winning, 179 00:06:46,623 --> 00:06:48,277 we're gonna have to make some changes, 180 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:51,498 starting with getting A.J. to switch to soccer. 181 00:06:53,108 --> 00:06:55,458 Everybody plays these days, Pop. 182 00:06:55,502 --> 00:06:58,722 And they should, because they are here to have fun. 183 00:06:58,766 --> 00:07:01,116 But... thank you for your help. 184 00:07:01,159 --> 00:07:04,685 So, what you're saying is "no thanks." 185 00:07:04,728 --> 00:07:06,730 Maybe you forgot 186 00:07:06,774 --> 00:07:08,471 who got you the win last time. 187 00:07:08,515 --> 00:07:09,733 It-- 188 00:07:09,777 --> 00:07:11,909 Maybe we should visualize it. 189 00:07:13,128 --> 00:07:15,565 I visualize a great man. 190 00:07:15,609 --> 00:07:19,482 A wise and all-knowing coach 191 00:07:19,526 --> 00:07:21,876 with a hardheaded son. 192 00:07:21,919 --> 00:07:24,618 Oh, uh... 193 00:07:24,661 --> 00:07:28,186 Oh, I-- Wait, I-I... I'm not seeing any of that. 194 00:07:29,666 --> 00:07:31,494 Yeah?Now, I hate to break it to you, 195 00:07:31,538 --> 00:07:33,670 but you are not the coach of this team. 196 00:07:33,714 --> 00:07:36,804 All right, everybody line up for some pregame yoga. 197 00:07:36,847 --> 00:07:38,109 [whistle blows] 198 00:07:38,153 --> 00:07:39,807 What are you g-- hell no. 199 00:07:39,850 --> 00:07:43,375 I got my own yoga. It's called running laps until you puke. 200 00:07:43,419 --> 00:07:45,073 [whistle blows]Let's go. 201 00:07:45,116 --> 00:07:46,466 What? Everybody stop! 202 00:07:46,509 --> 00:07:48,511 [whistle blows] 203 00:07:48,555 --> 00:07:49,599 Tree pose. 204 00:07:52,559 --> 00:07:55,997 Uh, trees don't play baseball, Malcolm. 205 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:58,347 [whistle blows]Go! Get it! 206 00:07:58,390 --> 00:07:59,827 Let's run!Wait a minute, stop! 207 00:07:59,870 --> 00:08:01,045 [whistle blowing] 208 00:08:01,089 --> 00:08:03,874 Stop... Stop.Keep going. Run it off. 209 00:08:05,963 --> 00:08:09,358 Triple Play here, get your Triple Play. 210 00:08:09,401 --> 00:08:13,841 Everything you love about baseball, now in cupcake form. 211 00:08:14,711 --> 00:08:16,670 I'll try one of those. 212 00:08:16,713 --> 00:08:19,107 Oh, sure. Here you go. 213 00:08:24,416 --> 00:08:27,550 Doesn't anybody respect cupcakes anymore? 214 00:08:27,594 --> 00:08:29,117 It's got too much frosting. 215 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:32,076 No offense, sir, but you have frosting for brains. 216 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:33,643 Give it back. 217 00:08:33,687 --> 00:08:35,950 Seriously?Yeah. Seriously. 218 00:08:35,993 --> 00:08:37,604 You're not deserving of my cupcake. 219 00:08:37,647 --> 00:08:38,648 Come on. 220 00:08:38,692 --> 00:08:40,258 Okay. [stammers] 221 00:08:40,302 --> 00:08:41,999 Sorry about that, Alejandro. 222 00:08:42,043 --> 00:08:44,001 Let me just talk to my friend for a minute. 223 00:08:44,045 --> 00:08:46,482 Take your time. I'm going to the snack bar, 224 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:48,353 where they're not as judgy. 225 00:08:49,746 --> 00:08:50,878 Tina. 226 00:08:50,921 --> 00:08:52,140 Do you know who that was? 227 00:08:52,183 --> 00:08:54,534 Yeah, A.J.'s no-taste-having daddy. 228 00:08:54,577 --> 00:08:56,666 Yeah, but he's also a food critic 229 00:08:56,710 --> 00:08:58,799 with a huge Instagram following. 230 00:08:58,842 --> 00:09:00,540 How huge? 231 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:03,673 He got a Wienerschnitzel kicked out of his neighborhood. 232 00:09:04,631 --> 00:09:06,023 So it won't be good if he writes 233 00:09:06,067 --> 00:09:08,069 a bad review of your cupcakes. 234 00:09:08,112 --> 00:09:11,072 [sighs] Well, ain't that some schnitzel? 235 00:09:16,033 --> 00:09:17,295 You're out! 236 00:09:17,339 --> 00:09:20,647 I know. Now I'm also deaf. 237 00:09:22,431 --> 00:09:25,216 I love you unconditionally, son. 238 00:09:26,261 --> 00:09:29,177 Grover was a mile behind that pitch, man. 239 00:09:29,220 --> 00:09:30,918 You know what? Uh, Ump, time. 240 00:09:30,961 --> 00:09:32,659 Come here.Whoa, whoa, hey. 241 00:09:32,702 --> 00:09:33,877 What are you doing, Pa? 242 00:09:33,921 --> 00:09:35,966 I'm making the hard decisions you won't. 243 00:09:36,010 --> 00:09:37,707 Noah, you're pinch-hitting. 244 00:09:37,751 --> 00:09:39,579 Ben, to the bench. 245 00:09:42,494 --> 00:09:45,193 I love you unconditionally, too, Ben. 246 00:09:45,236 --> 00:09:46,281 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 247 00:09:46,324 --> 00:09:47,587 T-This is my team. 248 00:09:47,630 --> 00:09:48,979 What I say goes. 249 00:09:49,023 --> 00:09:50,633 Well, I'm gonna take over 250 00:09:50,677 --> 00:09:53,549 before you steer this team into a ditch. 251 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:56,683 All right, look, Pop, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. 252 00:09:56,726 --> 00:09:58,336 You're kicking me out? 253 00:09:58,380 --> 00:10:01,688 Yes, I am. Baseball has changed, old-timer. 254 00:10:01,731 --> 00:10:05,039 Oh, is that a fact? Do they still do this? 255 00:10:05,082 --> 00:10:06,649 Huh? 256 00:10:08,782 --> 00:10:10,784 No, Pop. [chuckles] 257 00:10:10,827 --> 00:10:11,959 It's more like this. 258 00:10:12,002 --> 00:10:14,222 [inhales, exhales]Mm. 259 00:10:14,265 --> 00:10:16,050 [grunts]Oh! 260 00:10:16,093 --> 00:10:18,139 So you gonna do it like that?Yeah, I'm-a do it like that. 261 00:10:18,182 --> 00:10:21,142 [indistinct yelling] 262 00:10:21,185 --> 00:10:23,144 ["Take Me Out to the Ball Game" playing] 263 00:10:23,187 --> 00:10:25,276 [whistles blowing] 264 00:10:31,282 --> 00:10:32,893 [indistinct yelling]You know what, that's it. 265 00:10:32,936 --> 00:10:34,938 Get out of here, Pop. I've got a game to coach. 266 00:10:34,982 --> 00:10:38,289 You know what? You want me to fall back, I will. 267 00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:41,466 See the loss, be the loss. 268 00:10:41,510 --> 00:10:43,904 Oh-ho, you know what? That is it, Pop. 269 00:10:43,947 --> 00:10:46,950 Let me put this in a language you can understand. 270 00:10:46,994 --> 00:10:49,344 You are out of here! 271 00:10:50,171 --> 00:10:52,477 Okay, all right, uh, guys, 272 00:10:52,521 --> 00:10:54,088 I-I know you're working through something right now, 273 00:10:54,131 --> 00:10:55,829 but technically, I think the umpire 274 00:10:55,872 --> 00:10:58,527 is the only one who can toss somebody from a game. 275 00:10:58,570 --> 00:10:59,876 Don't look at me, man. I'm only doing this 276 00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:01,312 for community service. 277 00:11:02,879 --> 00:11:04,011 Fine, Malcolm. 278 00:11:04,054 --> 00:11:06,927 You want me to go, then I'll go. 279 00:11:06,970 --> 00:11:09,669 Ok-- All right. Guys, baseball 280 00:11:09,712 --> 00:11:12,628 is supposed to bring fathers and sons together. 281 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:13,629 Um, Dad? 282 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,109 Grover, not now. 283 00:11:16,284 --> 00:11:19,417 Now, please, let's just talk about this. 284 00:11:19,461 --> 00:11:21,202 No. You know what? Enough talk. 285 00:11:21,245 --> 00:11:23,378 You got players out here being trees 286 00:11:23,421 --> 00:11:27,382 and woosah-ing and drinking wheatgrass shots. 287 00:11:27,425 --> 00:11:29,123 Well, when you come to your senses, 288 00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:30,820 you know where to find me. 289 00:11:30,864 --> 00:11:32,735 The winner's circle, baby. 290 00:11:33,910 --> 00:11:35,738 Oh, and one last thing. 291 00:11:35,782 --> 00:11:37,261 [whistle blows] 292 00:11:39,916 --> 00:11:43,572 Well, what do you mean I can't cancel my oven delivery? 293 00:11:43,615 --> 00:11:47,184 Okay, fine. I take my "good afternoon" 294 00:11:47,228 --> 00:11:50,144 and "I hope your day is going well" back. 295 00:11:52,102 --> 00:11:53,800 [mutters][groans] 296 00:11:53,843 --> 00:11:55,584 I see you're having one of those kind of days, too. 297 00:11:55,627 --> 00:11:56,890 Ugh, man, 298 00:11:56,933 --> 00:11:58,369 I pissed off a food critic. 299 00:11:58,413 --> 00:11:59,806 I don't even want to talk about it. 300 00:11:59,849 --> 00:12:01,285 What's going on with you? 301 00:12:01,329 --> 00:12:04,549 Your disrespectful son kicked me out the game. 302 00:12:04,593 --> 00:12:06,595 What did you do? 303 00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:09,511 Absolutely nothing. 304 00:12:09,554 --> 00:12:13,776 All I tried to do was share my wisdom. 305 00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:16,910 Oh, boy. 306 00:12:16,953 --> 00:12:18,085 Wait a minute. 307 00:12:18,128 --> 00:12:19,782 Are you taking his side? 308 00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:20,914 [sighs] 309 00:12:20,957 --> 00:12:22,350 Calvin, what's going on? 310 00:12:22,393 --> 00:12:24,439 Look, I just thought 311 00:12:24,482 --> 00:12:26,441 it was gonna be the way it used to be. 312 00:12:26,484 --> 00:12:28,182 Uh-- Baseball was always our thing, 313 00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:32,012 and-- but now, it seems like he doesn't need me. 314 00:12:32,969 --> 00:12:34,623 Baby, you are a great father, 315 00:12:34,666 --> 00:12:38,105 which also means knowing you've done your job. 316 00:12:38,148 --> 00:12:39,802 Yeah, I guess. 317 00:12:39,846 --> 00:12:43,284 And the beauty is, knowing that all of their accomplishments 318 00:12:43,327 --> 00:12:46,069 come right back to us because we raised them. 319 00:12:46,113 --> 00:12:47,462 Boom. 320 00:12:47,505 --> 00:12:48,942 [laughs] 321 00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:52,815 Okay. I guess, when you put it that way, I'll back off. 322 00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:55,862 All right.But for the record, backing off 323 00:12:55,905 --> 00:12:59,126 is not how you get Will Smith to play you in a movie. 324 00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:04,827 Thanks for finally letting me walk to the park by myself. 325 00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:06,263 Oh, yeah, you're welcome, buddy. 326 00:13:06,307 --> 00:13:07,830 Hey, your mom went to go get snacks before the game, 327 00:13:07,874 --> 00:13:09,353 but we'll both meet you at the park. 328 00:13:09,397 --> 00:13:10,877 Cool. 329 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,792 Wait, which way is the park again? 330 00:13:14,141 --> 00:13:15,316 I'm kidding. I'm kidding. 331 00:13:15,359 --> 00:13:17,057 [chuckles] Okay. 332 00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,885 Bye, Dad.All right, buddy, have a good time. 333 00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:22,192 We'll see you at the game. Bye, Grover. 334 00:13:28,416 --> 00:13:31,985 Hey, uh, Marty, can you come over and bring your drone? 335 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,814 Of course you have a drone. 336 00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:37,991 Your bumper sticker says "E.T. Drone Home." 337 00:13:51,265 --> 00:13:53,876 DAVE: Okay, all right. There's Grover. 338 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,357 He's fine. See-- I was worried for nothing. 339 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:59,186 No, man, I told you this was a safe neighborhood. 340 00:13:59,229 --> 00:14:00,361 Hold on. 341 00:14:00,404 --> 00:14:02,189 Is there someone following him? 342 00:14:02,232 --> 00:14:05,366 There's definitely someone following him. 343 00:14:05,409 --> 00:14:08,195 What kind of sicko follows a kid? 344 00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:11,589 Give me those controls. Give me that.Wait, you are not certified! 345 00:14:13,678 --> 00:14:15,463 What the...? 346 00:14:15,506 --> 00:14:19,032 Some sicko with a drone is following Grover. 347 00:14:19,075 --> 00:14:20,424 Wait a second. 348 00:14:20,468 --> 00:14:23,601 That creep is Gemma. 349 00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:25,603 Gemma? What's she doing out there? 350 00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:28,824 Well, she is lying to me about getting snacks. 351 00:14:31,348 --> 00:14:33,046 DAVE: Uh, Gemma, I know what you're doing, 352 00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:36,527 because this thing is HD and I don't see any snacks. 353 00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:40,140 Dave, why are you in a drone? 354 00:14:40,183 --> 00:14:42,098 Because I was worried that Grover 355 00:14:42,142 --> 00:14:43,621 would be followed by some weirdo. 356 00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:45,797 Apparently, that weirdo is you. 357 00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:49,018 Oh, hi, Melody. 358 00:14:49,062 --> 00:14:51,281 Just talking to Dave in a drone. 359 00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:54,371 So you're stalking our son now? 360 00:14:54,415 --> 00:14:56,460 Totally not cool. 361 00:14:56,504 --> 00:14:57,548 Wh-- Oh, yeah? Oh, I guess 362 00:14:57,592 --> 00:14:59,289 neither one of us are as cool 363 00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:00,943 as we thought we were. 364 00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:02,553 Mom? 365 00:15:02,597 --> 00:15:03,641 Dad? 366 00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:07,123 Now, this is real uncool. 367 00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:10,126 Yeah, we've already established that. 368 00:15:21,355 --> 00:15:23,270 Hi, Mr. Gomez. 369 00:15:23,313 --> 00:15:25,837 Um, yeah, I-I know who you are. 370 00:15:25,881 --> 00:15:29,406 So before you write something nasty about my cupcakes... 371 00:15:29,450 --> 00:15:30,712 L-Let me stop you right there. 372 00:15:30,755 --> 00:15:33,149 I already wrote my review. I just posted it. 373 00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:34,759 Really? 374 00:15:34,803 --> 00:15:36,979 I mean, how could you even sleep at night 375 00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:39,677 knowing that you're killing a Black-owned business? 376 00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:41,636 I-I'm not even a mom-and-pop shop. 377 00:15:41,679 --> 00:15:44,421 I'm just a mom shop trying to... 378 00:15:44,465 --> 00:15:47,337 "Local Baker Hits Grand Slam." 379 00:15:48,512 --> 00:15:50,601 Oh, so I don't have to cuss you out? 380 00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:52,821 Please don't. 381 00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:54,954 Gemma gave me another cupcake and I loved it. 382 00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:58,305 With all the frosting, just as the artist intended. 383 00:15:58,348 --> 00:16:00,481 Well, okay, then. 384 00:16:00,524 --> 00:16:03,310 [laughs] Oh, I'm sorry I went off earlier 385 00:16:03,353 --> 00:16:05,616 I'm passionate about food.Oh... 386 00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:08,097 I need to learn to keep my opinions to myself. 387 00:16:08,141 --> 00:16:10,143 [laughs] Apology accepted. 388 00:16:10,186 --> 00:16:12,275 All right, all right. 389 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,410 Is that mayonnaise on your french fries? 390 00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:19,543 Are you out of your mind? 391 00:16:23,852 --> 00:16:26,289 Baby, I know it's hard for you to just sit here and watch, 392 00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:29,814 but you're doing a great job at letting Malcolm do his thing. 393 00:16:29,858 --> 00:16:31,294 You were right, babe. 394 00:16:31,338 --> 00:16:33,775 You know, I need to let go.Yeah. 395 00:16:33,818 --> 00:16:35,733 And not notice that Ben 396 00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:39,041 is shooting a TikTok video in the outfield. 397 00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:42,740 Look, Grover's coming to bat with the bases loaded. 398 00:16:43,611 --> 00:16:45,743 Be the hero I know you are! 399 00:16:45,787 --> 00:16:47,354 Oh, Lord, please. 400 00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:52,881 P-Please shine your light upon Grover 401 00:16:52,924 --> 00:16:57,451 and bestow upon him hand-eye coordination. 402 00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:59,583 Amen. 403 00:17:00,410 --> 00:17:03,065 Amen. Nice save. 404 00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:06,503 [applause]Let's go. 405 00:17:06,547 --> 00:17:09,767 Come on, G-Man. Just wait for your pitch. 406 00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:13,467 Strike two. Full count. 407 00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:16,905 That's all right, that's all right. 408 00:17:16,948 --> 00:17:18,515 G-Man, step out of the box. 409 00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:21,344 Hey. 410 00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:29,613 Are you sure? 411 00:17:29,657 --> 00:17:31,920 I don't want to be the reason we lose to them again. 412 00:17:31,963 --> 00:17:32,964 Trust me. 413 00:17:33,008 --> 00:17:35,663 ♪ 414 00:17:58,164 --> 00:18:00,253 ♪ 415 00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:16,791 ♪ 416 00:18:21,796 --> 00:18:25,495 [cheering, applauding] 417 00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:39,161 TINA: Oh, man. 418 00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:41,163 I knew my baby could do it.Aww. 419 00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:42,338 Oh... 420 00:18:42,382 --> 00:18:44,471 I should've never doubted you, man. 421 00:18:44,514 --> 00:18:46,473 Hey, this is my son, everybody. 422 00:18:46,516 --> 00:18:48,039 And he's got his own ideas. 423 00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:49,650 [laughs]Well, uh, 424 00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:52,131 actually, Pop, it was you that inspired me 425 00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:53,436 to call for a bunt. 426 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:55,134 Uh, back in the day, you always had me bunt 427 00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:56,657 when I was in a slump, so...Mm. 428 00:18:56,700 --> 00:19:00,487 It's a little old-school, but it works. Yeah. 429 00:19:00,530 --> 00:19:03,142 I guess all that imaginary bunting practice paid off. 430 00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:04,273 Yeah, it did. 431 00:19:04,317 --> 00:19:07,189 Imaginary Gatorade bath! 432 00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:08,843 [laughter] 433 00:19:08,886 --> 00:19:10,366 Well, thank God it worked, 434 00:19:10,410 --> 00:19:11,846 or you would've never heard the end of it from Dad. 435 00:19:11,889 --> 00:19:14,370 No, Inever would have heard the end of it. 436 00:19:14,414 --> 00:19:16,851 Well, I guess I could learn something 437 00:19:16,894 --> 00:19:18,679 from this new-school stuff. 438 00:19:18,722 --> 00:19:22,509 Well, and I can use some old-school coaching tips. 439 00:19:22,552 --> 00:19:24,467 Why don't you come by next practice? 440 00:19:24,511 --> 00:19:28,428 Oh, you know what, son? I'll come by, but you got this. 441 00:19:28,471 --> 00:19:30,691 This is your win, you're the coach. 442 00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:33,563 Hey, I'm the one who actually won the game. 443 00:19:34,956 --> 00:19:37,480 And I never doubted you. 444 00:19:37,524 --> 00:19:39,700 Even though some of these haters did. 445 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,094 Oh, yeah, I heard you. 446 00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:45,401 Well, uh, you know, hey, guys, 447 00:19:45,445 --> 00:19:49,100 uh, to celebrate, why don't we all go out for pizza? 448 00:19:49,144 --> 00:19:52,191 [laughter]Aww. Hey, that's what I'm talking about. 449 00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:53,627 Hey, old-school rules.Yeah. 450 00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:54,758 Coach pays. 451 00:19:54,802 --> 00:19:57,544 GEMMA: Oh![indistinct chatter] 452 00:20:03,332 --> 00:20:06,770 Not cool. You can't carjack your own dad, Grover. 453 00:20:08,032 --> 00:20:10,644 I can and I did. 454 00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:13,908 Hey, guys. 455 00:20:13,951 --> 00:20:15,257 Oh, hey, honey. 456 00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:17,999 So, Grover...[sighs] 457 00:20:18,042 --> 00:20:21,132 Sorry we didn't trust you to walk to the park alone today. 458 00:20:21,176 --> 00:20:22,830 It's okay, Mom. I knew letting go 459 00:20:22,873 --> 00:20:25,093 was gonna be a process for you guys. 460 00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:27,400 [Gemma chuckles] 461 00:20:27,443 --> 00:20:29,271 We're really proud of you. 462 00:20:29,315 --> 00:20:32,927 So we decided you are ready for this. 463 00:20:36,931 --> 00:20:39,977 [gasps] A phone? Thanks! 464 00:20:40,021 --> 00:20:42,850 Best day ever. You guys are the coolest. 465 00:20:42,893 --> 00:20:44,765 I'm gonna go text A.J. 466 00:20:45,635 --> 00:20:47,420 You hear that? 467 00:20:47,463 --> 00:20:50,118 He said we are the coolest.Ooh. 468 00:20:50,161 --> 00:20:51,728 [chuckles] 469 00:20:51,772 --> 00:20:56,298 What's cool is with that phone, we can track his every move. 470 00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:56,777 You know it.