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That's the smoothie bar.

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This is where they keep

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the citrus-soaked towels
for extra-sweaty workouts.

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That's the steam room.

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And, oh, yeah, all the
gym-y stuff is over there.

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Yeah. Now, that's what
I'm here for. The gym-y stuff.

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Yeah, we found this place
a few weeks ago.

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I already feel like a new woman.

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I really get
intense workouts in here.

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I bet. This is the first gym
I've ever seen

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with a "do not resuscitate"
option.

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I am so excited
we got you guys to join.

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Yeah, and that
has nothing

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to do with
the smoothie bar credit

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for new referrals?

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Uh, absolutely not.

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Now, if you'll
excuse us,

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we have $80 in smoothies
to drink.

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DAVE:
Man,

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this place
looks intense.

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Good thing
I got these

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new toe shoes
for my workouts.

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Dave,

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the purpose of shoes

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is so that people
don't have to see your toes.

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MARTY:
David,

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you don't have to buy every
cool thing you see online.

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Oh, hey, check out
my Halo View.

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I'm monitoring
my heart rate right now,

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and right now,
and right now.

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And I know that you
are annoying

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right now,
and right now,

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and right now.

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Whoa, Calvin,
you don't just

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pick something up without
properly warming up first.

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Now, come on.

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Do some hip circleswith me.

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O-Okay.

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Dave, I'm-a need you
to back up, like, five feet.

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All right.

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Ow.

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Getting old. I should've
stretched before I stretched.

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Ugh...

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Surprise, surprise.
Something barbaric.

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Of course
you're good at it.

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Whatever, man.
I love boxing.

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It's a great workout,okay?

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Dave, the thing about
working out is,

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you stay ready, you ain't got to
get ready. You know what I mean?

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[grunts]

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A-And you're
not ready for those

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right there.
Now, what you want

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to do, do light weight
with a lot of reps.

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You know what I'm saying?
Like, here...

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[grunting]

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[shouts]

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And you burn it out,
and you put it back on the rack.

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Whoo!

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Yeah, that's enough shred
for today, you know.

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I don't want Tina
to start tripping.

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You know what I mean?

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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪

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♪ Welcome to the hood.

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One. One, two.
Hey. All right.

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Give me three.

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Four.

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[chuckles]

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You're actually
not that bad.

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Your little toe shoes don't do
your boxing skills any justice.

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You know, I actually
used to box a little

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back in the
National Guard.

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They would call me
the "Kalamazoo-natic."

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You just got to keep saying it.
You'll get used to it.

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No, I don't want to get used to
saying anything stupid.

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You know, I actually used to
fight a little myself, you know.

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I mean, not for titles,
mainly for my lunch money

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and to sit next to Monet
on the school bus.

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Old girl taught me

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more about anatomy
than my science teacher.

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You know, I...

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I got to admit,

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turning 40 soon,
and it's been

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really getting
me down, but

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looking at all this
boxing stuff, I don't know,

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brings me back to a time
when I felt like

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I was on top
of the world.

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Well, maybe we can
get you back there.

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Check this out.

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They're having an
amateur boxing tournament.

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Nothing gets
your mojo back faster

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than crushing
a big goal

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and beating the hell
out of somebody.

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I don't know. You really think
I can handle an actual fight?

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With me as your coach?
You can't lose.

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Besides, smell that.

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[sniffs]
That's Bengay.

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You'll be fighting a bunch of
middle-aged suburban dads, man.

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You'll be fine.

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I don't know...

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All right. You know what?
Let's do it.

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Let's go.Come on. Oh, ow.

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Uh, who's got
that Bengay?

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Ooh!

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Marty, Marty, Marty.Huh?

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How's your heart rate looking?

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Oh, it is... 120.

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[chuckles]
That's still not high enough.

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What?Right, look, let's, uh,

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let's fix your form, okay?Mm-hmm.

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Now, you want to hit this bag
with small circles, Champ.

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Hey, man, why do you
only call me "Champ"

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when I'm not good
at something?

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All right, well,
my bad, tough guy.

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Yeah, let's stick
with "Champ."

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Nice form.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, man.

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Why is your heart rate
going up?

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You having a heart a...

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Oh. [chuckles]

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I see why.

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Hey, man,

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is that the most beautiful
woman I've ever seen,

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or am I just
dehydrated?

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Well, you are
definitely thirsty.

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Why don't you just go over there
and talk to her, man?

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Are you crazy?
Did you not hear me say

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that is the most beautiful
woman I have ever seen?

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Hey, anybody want to go
a few rounds with me?

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Oh, come on, don't make me
fight myself.

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I'll do it!

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Hey, man, what're you doing?

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I am getting you in the ring,
literally and figuratively.

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Malcolm, no...Come on, man.

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Ow!

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[chuckles]

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Hi, I'm... gorgeous.
You're Marty. I-I mean...

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Hi, gorgeous. I'm Necie.

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Now, have you ever
boxed before?

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Oh. [scoffs]
Oh, me? [chuckles]

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Yeah, me and boxing,
we go way back

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to-to-to two hours ago
when my mama brought me in.

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[laughs]

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I like a proud mama's boy.

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I'll take it easy on you,
for your mama's sake.

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Oh, no, please.
My mama would love for me

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to get beat up
by a beautiful woman.

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Ooh, that's sweet.

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Ready?

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Oh, yeah. Bring it.

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[screams]

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Ooh...

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I am so sorry.
[chuckles]

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You okay there, gorgeous?

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[grunts]

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I-I-I will be

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if you have dinner with me.

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How's tomorrow night?

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Yeah, that's great.

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Hopefully, I'll be able
to digest food by then.

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And after I worked
on her cupcakes all day,

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she had the nerve
to cancel her order.[gasps]

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One "The Customer's Always
Wrong" smoothie coming up.

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My turn.

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So, this mom
at my school, Jessica,

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watches one TikTok,

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and now she wants every kid
to have a standing desk.

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What are we? A start-up?

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Hubie, get this woman

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a "Sit Your Ass Down, Jessica"
smoothie.

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Already blending.

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Thank you.

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Hey, baby.
You guys still here?

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Did you work out?

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Oh, yeah, we did
the ab roller thingy

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for five minutes.

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Yeah, we didn't love it.

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Well, you only did it
for five minutes.

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Are you judging?
Because I feel judged.

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Yeah, why don't you guys
just worry about yourselves?

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Well-well, damn,
what's in those smoothies?

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Vitamin B Nasty?

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[sighs]

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Maybe we haven't explored
all that the gym has to offer.

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I guess not. You think
we should take a class?

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They have those here?

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Either that,
or all those women

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jumping up and down in there,
they got to pee.

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Mmm, that smells
delicious.

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Oh, here, try some.

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Mmm. That's good.Yeah.

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[chuckles]I've never dated
a guy who could cook before.

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When did you learn?

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Uh, sometime between

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eighth and ninth grade.

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I didn't have a lot
of friends, so...Mm.

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When'd you learn to box?

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Somewhere between
ninth and tenth grade.

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I didn't have a lot of friends.

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Had a lot of bullies, though.

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Mm-hmm.

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Yeah, me, too.

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I could've used you
in school.

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Well, what about now?

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Anybody bothers you,

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I'll knock 'em out.

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[chuckles] Ah! [grunts]Exactly.

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Oh, no, no, no,
like-like-like, ouch, ouch.

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Ooh.[groans]

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Oh, my God, are you okay?

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Oh, yeah, I just,
I just cut my finger.

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Ah... And there
is the blood.

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I'm about to faint.

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Oh, my gosh,

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you don't like blood.
You are so cute.

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Oh, that's a lot
of blood.

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Okay, let's sit.Okay.

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Oh, that's all the blood
in my body.

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Ah!

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[whimpers]

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[groans] Okay.

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I am about to
pass out. Um...

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Look, just put the garlic bread
in the oven at 325,

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and I will be right back.

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Oh. Uh...

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Marty? Marty?

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Come on, Dave!

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Finish strong!

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Can't believe I made it.

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Ten miles, Calvin.

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I feel bad for the man
that's going up against you.

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All my coaching is making you
a middle-aged beast.

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Now, show me
that six-pack.

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[grunts]

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Here you go.Thank you.

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Good job.

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Dave?What?

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Do you want to be
a champion or not?

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You forgot my chips.

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Go. I'll be here
when you get back.[groans]

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[grunts]Hey, little bro.

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Hey.Hey, how was your date?

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Oh, it went great.

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That is, until I cut my finger
on a paring knife,

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saw blood, almost passed out,
and the date ended early.

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[laughs] Wait. Whoa, whoa,
wait a minute, man.

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Are you serious?Yeah. I'm not worried.

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She said my wooziness was cute.

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Hey, man, why are your eyebrows
up so high?

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00:10:00,077 --> 00:10:02,993
Uh, look, I-I hate
to break it to you, little bro,

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00:10:03,037 --> 00:10:04,821
but, uh, cute usually means,

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00:10:04,865 --> 00:10:06,867
you know, like...
[stammers]Yeah, what?

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00:10:06,910 --> 00:10:07,998
You're friend zoned.

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00:10:08,042 --> 00:10:10,261
Friend zoned?Yeah.

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00:10:10,305 --> 00:10:12,220
Aw, man.

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00:10:12,263 --> 00:10:13,917
Now I wish she would've just
let me bleed out.

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Get it. Yeah. Ah.

257
00:10:19,575 --> 00:10:20,837
Dave.

258
00:10:22,883 --> 00:10:24,841
You killed it
this week, man.

259
00:10:24,885 --> 00:10:26,495
How you feeling
about the fight today?

260
00:10:26,538 --> 00:10:28,366
I feel good.

261
00:10:28,410 --> 00:10:30,412
You know, I'm not even worried
about turning 40 anymore.

262
00:10:30,455 --> 00:10:33,676
Gemma can't keep
her hands off of me.

263
00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:36,897
Says I remind her
of a young Orlando Bloom.

264
00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:39,856
Is that good or bad?

265
00:10:41,466 --> 00:10:43,555
No, that is
definitely good.

266
00:10:43,599 --> 00:10:45,427
Calvin, thank you
for pushing me

267
00:10:45,470 --> 00:10:47,908
to do this.
This is all because of you.

268
00:10:47,951 --> 00:10:51,346
Hey, you're Dave?
I'm Javier Perez.

269
00:10:51,389 --> 00:10:53,087
Oh, hey, it's nice to meet you.
I saw you on the bracket.

270
00:10:53,130 --> 00:10:54,044
We're fighting
in the first round.

271
00:10:54,088 --> 00:10:56,699
Oh, you're
not fighting me.

272
00:10:56,743 --> 00:10:58,266
You're fighting my son,
Javier Perez Jr.

273
00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:02,313
Or as his friends
call him, "Lil' Satan."

274
00:11:08,363 --> 00:11:10,887
I'm not stupid. I quit fighting
when I turned 40.

275
00:11:16,153 --> 00:11:18,068
Oh, damn.

276
00:11:19,809 --> 00:11:21,071
Calvin, this guy's
gonna kill me,

277
00:11:21,115 --> 00:11:23,726
then take me
to hell with him.

278
00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:25,685
This is all
because of you.

279
00:11:25,728 --> 00:11:28,296
Dave, you're almost 40.

280
00:11:28,339 --> 00:11:30,907
You need to stop listening
to other people.

281
00:11:41,352 --> 00:11:43,528
[grunting]

282
00:11:43,572 --> 00:11:45,182
Anybody test him
for steroids?

283
00:11:47,794 --> 00:11:49,317
I don't know,

284
00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,754
but if they aren't testing,
you should get some.

285
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,540
All right, Calvin,

286
00:11:55,584 --> 00:11:58,195
when I die today,
and Gemma remarries,

287
00:11:58,239 --> 00:11:59,762
just promise me,
whoever it is,

288
00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:00,981
you won't be
his best friend, too.

289
00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:06,508
Look, Dave, no one,
especially me,

290
00:12:06,551 --> 00:12:08,945
would think any less of you
for forfeiting this fight.

291
00:12:08,989 --> 00:12:11,992
All right, 'cause
clearly Lil' Satan

292
00:12:12,035 --> 00:12:14,385
is a little possessed
by the devil.

293
00:12:14,429 --> 00:12:17,214
[laughing, grunting]

294
00:12:20,652 --> 00:12:23,960
Okay, look.
I can't, all right?

295
00:12:24,004 --> 00:12:26,136
I quit a lot of things
in my first 40 years.

296
00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:28,965
Some of them justified,
like battle rapping.

297
00:12:31,359 --> 00:12:33,361
Eminem made it look
easy for all of us.

298
00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:38,192
But I set a goal, and...

299
00:12:38,235 --> 00:12:40,281
I'm gonna
see this through.

300
00:12:40,324 --> 00:12:44,024
Look, sometimes it's okay
to move the goalpost.

301
00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:45,808
All right?

302
00:12:45,852 --> 00:12:47,462
Surviving
is the new winning.

303
00:12:47,505 --> 00:12:49,290
Yeah. That's right.

304
00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:51,205
Surviving
is the new winning.

305
00:12:52,423 --> 00:12:54,034
No, you shut up!

306
00:12:55,687 --> 00:12:57,037
[grunts]

307
00:12:59,213 --> 00:13:01,084
[both breathing heavily]

308
00:13:05,088 --> 00:13:06,481
I'm done!

309
00:13:06,524 --> 00:13:08,396
What?I'm done.

310
00:13:08,439 --> 00:13:10,180
You can't quit cardio bootcamp.

311
00:13:10,224 --> 00:13:13,444
I can quit anything that
I paid for, just ask HBO.

312
00:13:13,488 --> 00:13:16,186
[grunting]

313
00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:19,929
Can't we go back
to the good old days

314
00:13:19,973 --> 00:13:22,627
when we had
light cardio

315
00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:24,499
and good talks
over smoothies?Oh.

316
00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:27,589
God, you're so right.
Last week was a magical time.

317
00:13:27,632 --> 00:13:29,678
Oh, see? See?

318
00:13:29,721 --> 00:13:31,941
There you go.
There's my girl.

319
00:13:31,985 --> 00:13:34,030
Yeah, yeah.
I didn't join this gym

320
00:13:34,074 --> 00:13:35,379
to work out.Yeah.

321
00:13:35,423 --> 00:13:37,425
[panting]

322
00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:41,081
A-A-And why are we choosing now
to care what our husbands think?

323
00:13:41,124 --> 00:13:42,996
You know, we could use the gym
the way we want.

324
00:13:43,039 --> 00:13:44,171
Damn right.

325
00:13:44,214 --> 00:13:46,608
So...

326
00:13:46,651 --> 00:13:48,653
do you want to grab
a smoothie and

327
00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:50,351
talk about it
before Dave's fight?

328
00:13:50,394 --> 00:13:52,570
Yes, please.

329
00:13:52,614 --> 00:13:55,051
Okay. Okay, so...

330
00:13:55,095 --> 00:13:57,314
Let's get up out of here.All right.

331
00:14:04,321 --> 00:14:05,540
We're back!

332
00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:10,501
Give us two "We Do What
We Want To Do" smoothies.

333
00:14:10,545 --> 00:14:13,156
With an extra shot
of "in your face."

334
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:16,899
How about a little
"vitamin V" for my girls?

335
00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:19,684
BOTH:
Oh!

336
00:14:19,728 --> 00:14:22,687
Hey, man, I did some research
on Lil' Satan.

337
00:14:22,731 --> 00:14:24,385
You know, he removed
his own wisdom teeth.

338
00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:28,302
Yeah, man,
he punched them out.

339
00:14:28,345 --> 00:14:30,652
Yeah, yeah, whatever,
Dave's gonna die.

340
00:14:30,695 --> 00:14:31,609
Look, I got
real problems.

341
00:14:33,698 --> 00:14:35,309
Okay, look,
there's Necie.

342
00:14:35,352 --> 00:14:36,963
Time to get out
of the friend zone.

343
00:14:37,006 --> 00:14:38,486
All right, yeah,
go talk to her, Champ.

344
00:14:38,529 --> 00:14:39,922
Stop calling me Champ.

345
00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:41,489
Come on, man.

346
00:14:41,532 --> 00:14:43,839
What's wrong with you?[clears throat]

347
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:44,927
[deep voice]:
Hey, Necie.

348
00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:46,320
Look.

349
00:14:46,363 --> 00:14:47,321
[chuckles]
Ripped my own Band-Aid off.

350
00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:49,627
Didn't even hurt.

351
00:14:49,671 --> 00:14:52,979
Oh... You are so funny.
[chuckles]

352
00:14:53,022 --> 00:14:55,938
You excited about this match?
I love Lil' Satan.

353
00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:57,592
He never backs down
from a hard fight.

354
00:14:57,635 --> 00:14:58,767
And you like that?

355
00:14:58,810 --> 00:15:00,856
Yeah. In or out
of the ring,

356
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,205
you got to show people
you're not afraid.

357
00:15:02,249 --> 00:15:04,164
Man,

358
00:15:04,207 --> 00:15:05,905
the crowd in here
has fallen off.

359
00:15:07,428 --> 00:15:08,559
Hey!

360
00:15:08,603 --> 00:15:10,213
You talking about me?

361
00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:11,867
What?

362
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:14,348
What? No, don't "what" me.
You heard me.

363
00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:17,699
What, you want smoke? Yeah,
you just found your lighter.

364
00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:21,007
What's up with you,Champ?

365
00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:23,139
Champ?

366
00:15:23,183 --> 00:15:25,489
[chuckles]
Who you calling a champ?

367
00:15:25,533 --> 00:15:26,838
Oh, yeah, yeah.

368
00:15:26,882 --> 00:15:28,188
It's about to go down, huh.

369
00:15:28,231 --> 00:15:29,885
It's about
to go down, huh.

370
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,148
Marty, calm down.

371
00:15:32,192 --> 00:15:33,149
Why?

372
00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:34,324
Look, I don't know

373
00:15:34,368 --> 00:15:35,369
what's going on with you,

374
00:15:35,412 --> 00:15:37,501
but I don't like it.

375
00:15:37,545 --> 00:15:39,895
Necie...Mm-mm.

376
00:15:41,201 --> 00:15:42,942
Hey, man,
you see what you did?

377
00:15:49,165 --> 00:15:51,559
Quit it, Calvin, not so hard.
That hurts.

378
00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:53,648
Good.

379
00:15:53,691 --> 00:15:56,129
Pain is just fear
leaving the body.

380
00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:59,523
I'm more concerned
about me leaving my body.

381
00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:01,917
Wait.

382
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,398
That's the guy fighting Dave?

383
00:16:04,441 --> 00:16:07,009
He told me he had a dad bod.

384
00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:09,707
That is no dad bod.

385
00:16:09,751 --> 00:16:11,840
All right,
you got this, Dave.

386
00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:13,537
Get angry.

387
00:16:13,581 --> 00:16:15,931
Act like you just saw him throw
a glass bottle in the trash

388
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,673
instead of the
recycle bin.

389
00:16:18,716 --> 00:16:19,979
Who does that?Yeah.

390
00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:22,416
Let's go, Dave.Come on, Dave.

391
00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:23,678
[bell dings]

392
00:16:23,721 --> 00:16:26,724
You got it, Dave.

393
00:16:26,768 --> 00:16:28,813
Come on, Dave.
Get in line.

394
00:16:28,857 --> 00:16:30,424
TINA:
Come on, Dave.

395
00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:32,600
You got this, David.

396
00:16:32,643 --> 00:16:34,994
Yeah, yeah, look,
Dave is holding his own.

397
00:16:36,299 --> 00:16:37,213
CROWD:
Ooh!

398
00:16:37,257 --> 00:16:38,780
Yes.

399
00:16:38,823 --> 00:16:40,695
Well, he was. Looks like
I'm not the only one

400
00:16:40,738 --> 00:16:42,001
getting his heart
ripped out today.

401
00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:45,569
Oh! I need to stop
this fight.

402
00:16:45,613 --> 00:16:47,658
Dave, throw in the towel!

403
00:16:47,702 --> 00:16:49,617
Someone throw me
a citrus-scented towel.

404
00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:52,315
No, no, Gemma.
Look, honey,

405
00:16:52,359 --> 00:16:55,449
it's probably best that
we just don't look.Okay.

406
00:16:55,492 --> 00:16:57,320
Come on, Dave!

407
00:16:57,364 --> 00:16:59,192
You're the Tried and True
from Kalamazoo.

408
00:16:59,235 --> 00:17:00,367
Fight back!

409
00:17:03,935 --> 00:17:05,546
[crowd gasps]

410
00:17:07,591 --> 00:17:09,985
[crowd exclaims]

411
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:13,206
Don't worry, Dave,
a broken nose adds character.

412
00:17:15,338 --> 00:17:16,644
Come on!

413
00:17:16,687 --> 00:17:17,775
Come on, Dave!TINA: Come on, Dave!

414
00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:18,863
Yeah, there you go.

415
00:17:18,907 --> 00:17:20,865
Let's go, Dave. Yes!

416
00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:22,867
[bell dings]

417
00:17:22,911 --> 00:17:25,653
Good job, Dave.[cheers, applause]

418
00:17:25,696 --> 00:17:27,481
Dave, Dave, Dave,
your corner's over there.That one.

419
00:17:27,524 --> 00:17:29,004
David, over there,
over there.

420
00:17:31,354 --> 00:17:33,313
Good, you did it, man,
you survived.

421
00:17:33,356 --> 00:17:35,097
I did?

422
00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:37,708
I mean, no, no, no,
yeah, sure, I did.

423
00:17:37,752 --> 00:17:39,493
So, you ready
for round two?

424
00:17:39,536 --> 00:17:41,060
It's only been one round?

425
00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:45,977
Uh, what about Lil' Satan,
is he beat up, too?

426
00:17:46,021 --> 00:17:46,761
[Lil' Satan growling]Uh...

427
00:17:49,372 --> 00:17:50,721
One more, one more.

428
00:17:53,898 --> 00:17:56,684
Look, Dave, it's great
that you came this far,

429
00:17:56,727 --> 00:17:59,295
but if you want
to see 41,

430
00:17:59,339 --> 00:18:01,341
I think you know
what you need to do.

431
00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:04,213
Yeah, yeah. I think so, too.Okay.

432
00:18:04,257 --> 00:18:05,084
All right.[bell dings]

433
00:18:07,434 --> 00:18:09,044
CROWD:
Oh!

434
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,132
What?

435
00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:13,135
Oh!

436
00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:15,268
One... Two...

437
00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:18,227
Three. He's out!

438
00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:20,534
He's out![cheering]

439
00:18:20,577 --> 00:18:23,537
Dave, you won!
You won! Hey!

440
00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:25,539
That's my dawg.
That's my dawg.

441
00:18:25,582 --> 00:18:28,150
Yeah.

442
00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:30,979
That's what happens
when you don't recycle.

443
00:18:31,022 --> 00:18:32,633
Yeah!Tell him, Dave.

444
00:18:34,722 --> 00:18:36,637
Uh-oh. He's coming to.

445
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:38,247
Let's get out of here.
I don't know

446
00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:39,553
that I have another
knockout in me.

447
00:18:41,685 --> 00:18:44,514
Necie, wait up.

448
00:18:44,558 --> 00:18:46,864
Oh, hey, Marty.

449
00:18:46,908 --> 00:18:48,605
Glad your friend
won the fight.

450
00:18:48,649 --> 00:18:50,129
Oh, uh, yeah, you know,

451
00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:51,826
I definitely lost
some money on that bet.

452
00:18:54,089 --> 00:18:56,047
Hey, uh...

453
00:18:56,091 --> 00:18:57,962
I'm sorry things
got weird with us.

454
00:18:58,006 --> 00:19:00,226
Yeah, what was all that?

455
00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:03,316
I don't know. I-I-I was
just embarrassed.

456
00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:06,493
Before or after you acted
a straight fool with that guy?

457
00:19:06,536 --> 00:19:09,583
Oh, no, way, way before.

458
00:19:09,626 --> 00:19:11,628
Um...

459
00:19:11,672 --> 00:19:14,022
You know, you know on our date
when you called me "cute"?

460
00:19:14,065 --> 00:19:15,502
Um...

461
00:19:15,545 --> 00:19:16,677
I-I guess I just got insecure

462
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,113
you were friend-zoning me.

463
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,593
What?

464
00:19:19,636 --> 00:19:21,682
Marty, I called you cute
because you are cute.

465
00:19:23,423 --> 00:19:25,076
Or you were, until you started

466
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:27,166
your trash talking,
toxic masculinity act.

467
00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:30,778
No, I'm-I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
That's not who I am.

468
00:19:30,821 --> 00:19:33,215
I'm not a fighter.
Uh, only beef I got is on Yelp.

469
00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:34,956
[laughs]

470
00:19:34,999 --> 00:19:37,176
I just-- I-I thought
you were into that.

471
00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:39,482
Well, I was into Marty,

472
00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:41,919
the cute guy
who can't take a punch.

473
00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:44,008
Well, he's definitely
into you.

474
00:19:44,052 --> 00:19:45,923
Do you think

475
00:19:45,967 --> 00:19:47,229
I could get
a-another chance?

476
00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:49,797
I promise to
only be myself.

477
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:52,669
That would be nice, gorgeous.

478
00:19:54,323 --> 00:19:56,282
Oh, my God.

479
00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:58,980
[groans] This will not stop
bleeding. Look at that.

480
00:20:01,548 --> 00:20:03,637
Ooh.Nope, nope.

481
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:04,855
Hey. Hah.

482
00:20:09,947 --> 00:20:11,471
Well, Dave, I guess
you proved today

483
00:20:11,514 --> 00:20:13,734
that you can be a warrior
at any age.[chuckles]

484
00:20:13,777 --> 00:20:16,127
Two peach smoothies,
extra whipped cream

485
00:20:16,171 --> 00:20:17,520
for two warriors.

486
00:20:17,564 --> 00:20:18,739
Aw.

487
00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:24,571
You do remember that I only won
on a technicality, right?

488
00:20:24,614 --> 00:20:27,095
Yeah, but you showed
you still had some heart,

489
00:20:27,138 --> 00:20:28,401
that you still had
some fight in you.

490
00:20:28,444 --> 00:20:30,446
Well, a little less now.

491
00:20:30,490 --> 00:20:32,448
Hmm.

492
00:20:32,492 --> 00:20:34,276
Thank you for helping me
get through

493
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:35,799
this whole "turning 40" thing.

494
00:20:35,843 --> 00:20:37,627
Anytime, man.

495
00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:40,587
Hey, you know that wasn't
a legit win, right?

496
00:20:42,023 --> 00:20:43,285
When you're done
with your smoothie,

497
00:20:43,329 --> 00:20:45,244
you and me, back in the ring.

498
00:20:45,287 --> 00:20:48,812
Oh, he'll be there, Tiny Devil.

499
00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:54,035
Calvin,
what're you doing?

500
00:20:54,078 --> 00:20:55,297
Lying. Run.

501
00:21:00,171 --> 00:21:02,783
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