1 00:00:05,875 --> 00:00:07,572 Ho! Hold on, Calvin. 2 00:00:07,616 --> 00:00:08,921 Got your mail. 3 00:00:08,965 --> 00:00:11,185 Brother, I'm glad you got a job. 4 00:00:11,228 --> 00:00:14,101 But nobody cares about the damn mail anymore. 5 00:00:14,144 --> 00:00:15,624 It's packages. 6 00:00:15,667 --> 00:00:17,495 People want packages. 7 00:00:17,539 --> 00:00:19,367 Ooh, the mailis here! 8 00:00:19,410 --> 00:00:21,412 All right. What do you got for me today, Randall? 9 00:00:21,456 --> 00:00:24,067 Pennysaver? Grocery store coupons? Address labels 10 00:00:24,111 --> 00:00:27,679 that I did not order but still very much appreciate? 11 00:00:27,723 --> 00:00:29,638 See, was that so hard? 12 00:00:32,293 --> 00:00:34,599 Bills, bills... 13 00:00:34,643 --> 00:00:37,037 bill-- Oh, hold up. 14 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:39,735 Ooh, something good? No. 15 00:00:39,778 --> 00:00:42,129 It's a summons to report for jury duty. 16 00:00:42,172 --> 00:00:44,653 I got one, too. 17 00:00:44,696 --> 00:00:47,395 Yes! W-- 18 00:00:47,438 --> 00:00:49,919 Wouldn't it be fun if we ended up on the same trial? 19 00:00:49,962 --> 00:00:53,662 Not gonna happen because I never saw this. 20 00:00:53,705 --> 00:00:56,012 H-Hold on. 21 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:58,101 Calvin, the system will fall apart 22 00:00:58,145 --> 00:00:59,885 if we don't do our civic duty. 23 00:00:59,929 --> 00:01:01,713 Well, I'm not trying to be in the system. 24 00:01:01,757 --> 00:01:03,585 Next thing you know, I'm drafted 25 00:01:03,628 --> 00:01:07,110 in some hot-ass foreign country, hopscotching over land mines. 26 00:01:07,980 --> 00:01:10,200 Okay, Calvin, you can't just 27 00:01:10,244 --> 00:01:12,289 ignore an official government document. 28 00:01:12,333 --> 00:01:15,162 You know, my uncle did that once and it did not end well for him. 29 00:01:15,205 --> 00:01:16,946 Let me guess. 30 00:01:16,989 --> 00:01:20,036 He couldn't be the Grand Marshal at the Pumpkin Parade? 31 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,255 Well, yes. 32 00:01:22,473 --> 00:01:24,258 He was devastated. 33 00:01:24,301 --> 00:01:28,044 But, you know, he also had to pay a $1,500 fine. 34 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:31,265 That's pretty steep, but I'll take my chances. 35 00:01:31,308 --> 00:01:34,616 And he spent five days in the county jail. 36 00:01:34,659 --> 00:01:36,618 Wait. 37 00:01:36,661 --> 00:01:38,707 So either I send someone to jail 38 00:01:38,750 --> 00:01:40,970 or I go to jail? 39 00:01:41,013 --> 00:01:42,928 Well, it looks like, one way or the other, 40 00:01:42,972 --> 00:01:44,800 I'm gonna be doing time. 41 00:01:46,236 --> 00:01:48,369 ♪ Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood ♪ 42 00:01:48,412 --> 00:01:49,587 ♪ Welcome to the hood. 43 00:01:56,551 --> 00:01:58,683 Can you believe that we could end up on the same trial? 44 00:01:58,727 --> 00:02:00,642 I mean, what are the odds? 45 00:02:00,685 --> 00:02:02,861 Hopefully impossible. 46 00:02:03,558 --> 00:02:04,733 Good morning, everyone. 47 00:02:04,776 --> 00:02:06,691 On behalf of the City of Pasadena, 48 00:02:06,735 --> 00:02:08,780 thank you all for doing your civic duty. 49 00:02:08,824 --> 00:02:11,174 Without you, the system would fall apart. 50 00:02:11,218 --> 00:02:12,871 Ah, see. 51 00:02:13,742 --> 00:02:16,092 He gets it. 52 00:02:17,224 --> 00:02:19,226 We'll start with asking a few questions to see 53 00:02:19,269 --> 00:02:21,489 if you can be fair and impartial. 54 00:02:21,532 --> 00:02:22,968 Juror number six? 55 00:02:23,012 --> 00:02:24,274 Oh, hi. 56 00:02:24,318 --> 00:02:26,189 I'm juror number six, but you can call me Dave. 57 00:02:27,277 --> 00:02:29,149 No one cares, Dave. 58 00:02:29,192 --> 00:02:32,021 I love jury duty. 59 00:02:33,370 --> 00:02:35,894 I'm a big believer in the whole judicial system. 60 00:02:35,938 --> 00:02:39,507 It's the foundation of our civilization. 61 00:02:39,550 --> 00:02:41,378 So if you need any jurors 62 00:02:41,422 --> 00:02:44,033 for, I don't know, an upcoming trial, 63 00:02:44,076 --> 00:02:45,556 I'm in the system. 64 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:46,905 Oh. 65 00:02:46,949 --> 00:02:48,864 Thank you. 66 00:02:48,907 --> 00:02:50,648 I'm fine with juror number six. 67 00:02:51,214 --> 00:02:52,694 [quietly]: Yes. 68 00:02:52,737 --> 00:02:54,870 See, she gets it, too. 69 00:02:54,913 --> 00:02:56,132 Moving on. 70 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:58,221 Juror number five, 71 00:02:58,265 --> 00:03:00,919 would you have any problems being fair or impartial? 72 00:03:02,051 --> 00:03:03,531 Oh! [stammers] 73 00:03:03,574 --> 00:03:05,402 Uh... 74 00:03:05,446 --> 00:03:07,361 Yes. 75 00:03:07,404 --> 00:03:10,190 I have a problem with the whole judicial system. 76 00:03:10,233 --> 00:03:14,324 It's designed to incarcerate young brothers and sisters. 77 00:03:19,764 --> 00:03:22,245 Well, for-for the most part. 78 00:03:24,378 --> 00:03:27,990 Anything else that might exclude you from being on this trial? 79 00:03:28,033 --> 00:03:30,297 Yes. 80 00:03:30,340 --> 00:03:32,255 I am pro crime. 81 00:03:32,299 --> 00:03:34,736 I am pro anti-crime. 82 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:38,957 I'm pro police, I am pro defund the police. 83 00:03:39,001 --> 00:03:41,395 And to top it all off, this annoying guy 84 00:03:41,438 --> 00:03:43,223 next to me is my neighbor, so... 85 00:03:43,266 --> 00:03:45,964 Uh, no, sorry, uh, actually, we're best friends. 86 00:03:46,617 --> 00:03:48,097 Even worse, right? 87 00:03:48,140 --> 00:03:50,752 So I can understand why you would need to disqualify me. 88 00:03:50,795 --> 00:03:51,970 Do you validate? 89 00:03:52,014 --> 00:03:53,755 Actually, none of those things 90 00:03:53,798 --> 00:03:55,626 are disqualifying for this case. 91 00:03:55,670 --> 00:03:57,149 Really? 92 00:03:57,193 --> 00:03:58,586 So what would disqualify me? 93 00:03:58,629 --> 00:04:02,590 Because I'm sure I can be pro that, as well. 94 00:04:02,633 --> 00:04:05,070 I'm fine with juror number five. 95 00:04:05,810 --> 00:04:07,812 What? 96 00:04:07,856 --> 00:04:09,423 A-Anybody want to switch? 97 00:04:11,163 --> 00:04:14,166 How great is it that the guys got jury duty together 98 00:04:14,210 --> 00:04:16,560 the same week I have winter break? 99 00:04:16,604 --> 00:04:19,433 Gives us a chance to deliberate over this rosé. 100 00:04:19,476 --> 00:04:21,957 And binge-watch our Ladies Who Killshows.Mm-hmm. 101 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,872 Ah, to wine and crime. 102 00:04:23,915 --> 00:04:25,177 Yes. 103 00:04:26,918 --> 00:04:28,311 Hey, Mom. 104 00:04:28,355 --> 00:04:29,965 Is it okay if Malcolm and I raid your fridge? 105 00:04:30,008 --> 00:04:31,619 Well, what's wrong with your fridge? 106 00:04:31,662 --> 00:04:33,316 Uh, remember I told you we rented out our house 107 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:35,013 for a few days to a production company? 108 00:04:35,057 --> 00:04:36,972 Yeah, they're shooting a small indie movie. 109 00:04:37,015 --> 00:04:38,452 It covers this month's rent 110 00:04:38,495 --> 00:04:40,628 and allows us to take a couple sick days. 111 00:04:40,671 --> 00:04:42,673 [both cough, laugh] 112 00:04:42,717 --> 00:04:44,284 Ooh, a movie. 113 00:04:44,327 --> 00:04:46,634 Maybe we'll get a chance to meet a star. 114 00:04:46,677 --> 00:04:48,418 Not to brag, 115 00:04:48,462 --> 00:04:51,203 but you've kind of already met one. 116 00:04:52,204 --> 00:04:53,249 Who? 117 00:04:54,729 --> 00:04:56,383 Me! 118 00:04:56,426 --> 00:04:58,950 I starred in Beauty and the Beastin high school. 119 00:04:59,603 --> 00:05:01,388 ♪ Tale as old 120 00:05:01,431 --> 00:05:02,780 ♪ As time 121 00:05:02,824 --> 00:05:05,043 ♪ Song as old as rhyme 122 00:05:05,087 --> 00:05:07,481 ♪ Beauty 123 00:05:07,524 --> 00:05:11,311 ♪ And the Beast. 124 00:05:15,619 --> 00:05:18,709 Why don't you be our guest and never do that again. 125 00:05:18,753 --> 00:05:21,582 Well, uh, what are they filming at your house? 126 00:05:21,625 --> 00:05:23,410 Oh, well, uh, we don't know. 127 00:05:23,453 --> 00:05:25,499 Our rental contract says that we can't bother them. 128 00:05:25,542 --> 00:05:27,239 Yeah, they wouldn't even let us in our own kitchen. 129 00:05:27,283 --> 00:05:29,590 But, luckily, we can bother you. 130 00:05:29,633 --> 00:05:30,895 [chuckles] 131 00:05:31,679 --> 00:05:34,203 Well, you know, we didn't sign any contract. 132 00:05:34,246 --> 00:05:37,337 So what's stopping us from going over there and checking it out? 133 00:05:37,380 --> 00:05:39,034 That is a great idea. See? 134 00:05:39,077 --> 00:05:42,472 And who knows? Maybe I'll finally get discovered. 135 00:05:44,561 --> 00:05:46,520 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, 136 00:05:46,563 --> 00:05:48,522 we will prove that this defendant 137 00:05:48,565 --> 00:05:51,394 is not an innocent elderly shopper, 138 00:05:51,438 --> 00:05:54,136 but is a professional shoplifter. 139 00:05:54,179 --> 00:05:56,878 We have her on camera 140 00:05:56,921 --> 00:05:58,619 driving away 141 00:05:58,662 --> 00:06:01,883 with thousands of dollars of stolen merchandise. 142 00:06:01,926 --> 00:06:03,188 Guilty! 143 00:06:04,146 --> 00:06:05,539 What, too soon? 144 00:06:05,582 --> 00:06:07,323 Yes, Calvin, way too soon. 145 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:09,412 Uh, Your Honor, request to have my friend's 146 00:06:09,456 --> 00:06:11,675 outburst stricken from the record. 147 00:06:12,894 --> 00:06:14,591 No, you're not a lawyer. 148 00:06:14,635 --> 00:06:16,724 No, he is not. 149 00:06:16,767 --> 00:06:19,596 But I have watched over 200 episodes of Law & Order. 150 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:22,338 And I'm sure you can agree with me, Judge, 151 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:25,559 that this whole thing seems like a mistrial. 152 00:06:26,908 --> 00:06:29,737 And if you watch that much Law & Order, 153 00:06:29,780 --> 00:06:32,130 you'd know that I'm the only one who could say that. 154 00:06:32,174 --> 00:06:33,610 Sit down. 155 00:06:36,439 --> 00:06:38,093 Hey, hey! Hi, hi. 156 00:06:38,136 --> 00:06:39,616 My name is Tina and this is 157 00:06:39,660 --> 00:06:41,531 my friend Gemma, and...And we were wondering, um, 158 00:06:41,575 --> 00:06:45,230 if you need any more actors to be in your movie, because... 159 00:06:45,274 --> 00:06:47,276 we're pros.Yeah. 160 00:06:47,319 --> 00:06:49,757 Well, you two are perfect mom types. 161 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:51,889 I guess I could use you, 162 00:06:51,933 --> 00:06:54,370 if you don't mind walking back and forth in the background 163 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:57,329 for five hours in the hot sun for free. 164 00:06:58,505 --> 00:07:00,158 BOTH: We'll take it! 165 00:07:00,202 --> 00:07:01,246 Great. See you on set. 166 00:07:01,290 --> 00:07:02,944 Okay. Oh, my God! 167 00:07:02,987 --> 00:07:04,380 We're gonna be in a movie!Yes! 168 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:06,426 Hey.Hey, what's going on? 169 00:07:06,469 --> 00:07:08,863 Hi. We just stopped by to check on the house. 170 00:07:08,906 --> 00:07:10,125 Yeah, and help ourselves 171 00:07:10,168 --> 00:07:11,387 to some free food. 172 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:12,954 Sorry to bother you. 173 00:07:12,997 --> 00:07:14,216 Bother not. 174 00:07:14,259 --> 00:07:15,304 [chuckles] 175 00:07:15,347 --> 00:07:16,479 I'm Jasmine. 176 00:07:16,523 --> 00:07:17,741 Can you tell me where the set is? 177 00:07:17,785 --> 00:07:19,439 Um, it's this house right here. 178 00:07:19,482 --> 00:07:21,397 Uh... [stammers] Hey. 179 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:22,877 Um, I'm really into that. 180 00:07:23,704 --> 00:07:25,706 Uh, Mantamaji comics, not your breasts. 181 00:07:25,749 --> 00:07:27,142 Um... 182 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,145 I have the same thing. 183 00:07:30,188 --> 00:07:31,494 The-the shirt, not breasts. 184 00:07:31,538 --> 00:07:33,148 Okay, all right, all right, all right! 185 00:07:33,191 --> 00:07:34,628 Okay, let me, let me jump in here. 186 00:07:34,671 --> 00:07:37,674 Um, this is my very single and eligible son Marty. 187 00:07:37,718 --> 00:07:40,808 He gets a little flustered around beautiful women. 188 00:07:40,851 --> 00:07:42,374 Mama! 189 00:07:43,767 --> 00:07:45,639 But she is not wrong. 190 00:07:45,682 --> 00:07:48,946 At least he didn't run into a tree this time. 191 00:07:48,990 --> 00:07:51,471 Okay! Uh, I do have, uh... 192 00:07:51,514 --> 00:07:53,168 I do have some trouble with English 193 00:07:53,211 --> 00:07:55,083 around lovely ladies. 194 00:07:56,084 --> 00:07:58,216 Too bad you don't speak Klingon. [chuckles] 195 00:08:05,702 --> 00:08:08,488 Wow. She speaks Klingon. 196 00:08:16,583 --> 00:08:17,714 [laughs] 197 00:08:22,414 --> 00:08:23,764 They're talking about babies! 198 00:08:23,807 --> 00:08:26,027 I know the word for babies in every language 199 00:08:26,070 --> 00:08:27,202 in the universe! Shh! Oh... 200 00:08:27,245 --> 00:08:28,725 They're talking about babies! 201 00:08:32,294 --> 00:08:33,861 I say we get this thing over with. 202 00:08:33,904 --> 00:08:35,036 I vote guilty. 203 00:08:35,079 --> 00:08:36,559 Okay, not so fast. 204 00:08:36,603 --> 00:08:38,866 Now, first, we need to choose a foreman. 205 00:08:38,909 --> 00:08:41,695 So let's go around the room and have each person discuss... 206 00:08:41,738 --> 00:08:44,219 I say Dave does it. Show of hands. 207 00:08:44,262 --> 00:08:45,829 Yeah. 208 00:08:45,873 --> 00:08:47,222 Oh. 209 00:08:47,265 --> 00:08:49,311 Wow. Thank you for your vote of confidence. 210 00:08:49,354 --> 00:08:51,966 I will not let you down. 211 00:08:52,009 --> 00:08:53,707 So now can I vote guilty? 212 00:08:53,750 --> 00:08:57,145 Well, as your newly elected foreman, 213 00:08:57,188 --> 00:08:59,234 I feel like we need to discuss 214 00:08:59,277 --> 00:09:02,063 all aspects of the case before we vote. 215 00:09:02,106 --> 00:09:03,847 How long is this gonna take? 216 00:09:03,891 --> 00:09:06,415 Well, not long, but we should probably order dinner. 217 00:09:06,458 --> 00:09:08,199 And maybe breakfast. 218 00:09:09,026 --> 00:09:12,377 Uh, who wants to recall Dave as foreman? Show of hands. 219 00:09:14,423 --> 00:09:16,468 Put your hands down, you jokers. 220 00:09:18,819 --> 00:09:22,257 Okay, now, before we start, I feel like we should 221 00:09:22,300 --> 00:09:24,259 carefully review all of the rules. 222 00:09:24,302 --> 00:09:25,739 Now, according to the bailiff, 223 00:09:25,782 --> 00:09:29,264 we press this button once if we have a question, 224 00:09:29,307 --> 00:09:31,571 twice if we reach a verdict, 225 00:09:31,614 --> 00:09:34,443 and three times if, well, there's an emergency. 226 00:09:34,486 --> 00:09:36,706 Well, somebody press it three times, 227 00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:39,230 because Dave is about to have an emergency! 228 00:09:39,274 --> 00:09:40,275 Oh, oh, hey, no. 229 00:09:46,194 --> 00:09:48,979 Marty, thanks for lunch. 230 00:09:49,023 --> 00:09:50,372 Ah, not a problem. 231 00:09:50,415 --> 00:09:51,939 That Mars rover can guide itself for an hour. 232 00:09:51,982 --> 00:09:53,027 [chuckles] I hope. 233 00:09:53,070 --> 00:09:54,506 [both laugh] 234 00:09:54,550 --> 00:09:57,379 Jasmine, these last few days have been amazing. 235 00:09:57,422 --> 00:09:59,468 I've never connected with someone so quickly. 236 00:09:59,511 --> 00:10:01,775 It's almost like we're perfect for each other. 237 00:10:01,818 --> 00:10:04,255 I feel the same way. 238 00:10:04,299 --> 00:10:05,605 Oh. 239 00:10:07,084 --> 00:10:08,695 Okay. All right. 240 00:10:08,738 --> 00:10:10,435 [laughs]Okay. 241 00:10:10,479 --> 00:10:12,699 Now, are-are you sure it's okay for me to stay here and watch? 242 00:10:12,742 --> 00:10:14,483 Of course. I'm the star. 243 00:10:14,526 --> 00:10:16,746 And you're my guest. Go over there. 244 00:10:16,790 --> 00:10:19,575 Okay. 245 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,490 Quiet on set. 246 00:10:21,533 --> 00:10:23,405 Quiet on set. 247 00:10:25,102 --> 00:10:26,800 And action. 248 00:10:26,843 --> 00:10:28,062 [doorbell rings] 249 00:10:28,105 --> 00:10:30,020 Coming! 250 00:10:31,935 --> 00:10:33,807 You order a pizza? 251 00:10:33,850 --> 00:10:35,852 Extra sausage? 252 00:10:35,896 --> 00:10:38,115 I sure did. 253 00:10:39,508 --> 00:10:43,381 And I'm hungry for more than just pizza. 254 00:10:43,425 --> 00:10:45,645 [funky '70s music playing] 255 00:10:58,658 --> 00:10:59,702 Are you two ready? 256 00:10:59,746 --> 00:11:01,269 Are you kidding? 257 00:11:01,312 --> 00:11:04,011 I've been dreaming about this since I was a little girl. 258 00:11:04,054 --> 00:11:07,101 You'd be surprised how often I hear that. 259 00:11:08,102 --> 00:11:09,712 You know, when we're done shooting, 260 00:11:09,756 --> 00:11:12,759 I am gonna let you sample my cupcakes. 261 00:11:12,802 --> 00:11:15,718 Honey, you already got the job. 262 00:11:15,762 --> 00:11:17,111 Let's get to work. 263 00:11:17,154 --> 00:11:18,895 Ooh! [grunts excitedly] 264 00:11:18,939 --> 00:11:20,418 This is so fun. 265 00:11:20,462 --> 00:11:22,029 I can't believe he hired us to walk the streets. 266 00:11:22,072 --> 00:11:23,726 I know. 267 00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:25,946 You know, I cannot wait until my church sees me in this movie. 268 00:11:25,989 --> 00:11:27,469 Oh, yeah! [gasps] 269 00:11:27,512 --> 00:11:28,775 What? Oh! 270 00:11:28,818 --> 00:11:29,993 Let's go. Let's hit it.Okay. [clears throat] 271 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:38,567 This case is open and shut, Tina. 272 00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:41,048 Dave had us deliberating for three days. 273 00:11:41,091 --> 00:11:42,745 I didn't commit a crime. 274 00:11:42,789 --> 00:11:44,529 Why am I being punished? 275 00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:47,445 You know, Dave is right. 276 00:11:47,489 --> 00:11:50,448 You need to take your job as a juror more seriously. 277 00:11:50,492 --> 00:11:52,407 You can't take this for granted. 278 00:11:52,450 --> 00:11:53,930 You know, there was a time they wouldn't even 279 00:11:53,974 --> 00:11:55,018 let Black people on juries. 280 00:11:55,062 --> 00:11:56,672 Yes, you know, I agree. 281 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:59,283 And it's still some of that going on. 282 00:11:59,327 --> 00:12:01,590 But I did my three days! 283 00:12:02,591 --> 00:12:04,201 Okay, all right, baby. 284 00:12:04,245 --> 00:12:06,769 Just imagine if it were you on trial. 285 00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:08,336 Or even worse. 286 00:12:08,379 --> 00:12:09,859 What if it were our boys? 287 00:12:10,555 --> 00:12:13,167 Don't let the system work without you. 288 00:12:14,603 --> 00:12:15,604 [smacks lips] 289 00:12:15,647 --> 00:12:17,824 I hate it when you agree with Dave. 290 00:12:18,650 --> 00:12:21,566 I hate it even more when I agree with Dave. 291 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,049 Hmm. 292 00:12:26,093 --> 00:12:29,357 So cameras are here and here. 293 00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:32,403 Hmm. 294 00:12:32,447 --> 00:12:35,537 So she walks past the perfume counter. 295 00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:39,062 "Uh, no, thank you, ma'am. I already have that one." 296 00:12:40,542 --> 00:12:42,936 She comes on down past luggage. 297 00:12:42,979 --> 00:12:46,330 And she knew she wasn't gonna get that in her purse, right? 298 00:12:47,157 --> 00:12:51,335 She goes on down past women's accessories. 299 00:12:51,379 --> 00:12:53,990 Then though the Chanel display. 300 00:12:54,904 --> 00:12:57,951 Hold up. Hold up! 301 00:12:58,952 --> 00:13:00,257 That's it! 302 00:13:00,301 --> 00:13:03,695 [chuckles]: Justice is blind. 303 00:13:11,355 --> 00:13:13,314 [chuckles] 304 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:18,014 Whoa. What's wrong, little bro? 305 00:13:18,058 --> 00:13:20,625 Ah, did they make Pluto a planet again? 306 00:13:20,669 --> 00:13:23,759 Worse. I found out what kind of movie they're shooting. 307 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,066 And it is not good. 308 00:13:26,109 --> 00:13:28,372 Okay, well, maybe they can fix it in editing. 309 00:13:28,416 --> 00:13:30,853 I don't think they do a lot of editing in these movies. 310 00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:32,115 Aah! Don't sit there. 311 00:13:32,159 --> 00:13:33,725 Or there. 312 00:13:33,769 --> 00:13:35,771 And definitely not there! 313 00:13:36,685 --> 00:13:39,383 They are shooting an adult film in our house. 314 00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:41,211 When you say adult film, do you mean... 315 00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:42,909 The name of the movie 316 00:13:42,952 --> 00:13:45,085 was Missionary Impossible. 317 00:13:46,521 --> 00:13:49,654 Well, bow chicka wow wow! [laughs] 318 00:13:50,438 --> 00:13:52,179 Oh, look, whatever, Marty. 319 00:13:52,222 --> 00:13:55,922 All we have to do is boil the house. Yeah. 320 00:13:55,965 --> 00:13:57,967 Oh, and, uh, make sure Mama don't find out 321 00:13:58,011 --> 00:13:59,708 'cause, you know, she will shut it all down. 322 00:13:59,751 --> 00:14:02,102 Yeah, man, but this all has me messed up. 323 00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:03,930 I really like Jasmine. 324 00:14:03,973 --> 00:14:06,541 And she has a career where she has to... 325 00:14:06,584 --> 00:14:08,325 order a lot of pizza. 326 00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:10,371 You know, I can't believe they're still doing 327 00:14:10,414 --> 00:14:12,155 that tired old pizza guy plot. 328 00:14:12,199 --> 00:14:14,331 Not the point! 329 00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:16,768 Listen, man, I know it's her job, and-and that's cool, 330 00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:19,119 but I... I prefer a girl 331 00:14:19,162 --> 00:14:22,644 who only wants to have pizza with me. 332 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,952 Look, I know what you mean, man. 333 00:14:25,995 --> 00:14:28,911 And we both know you are not good with sharing. 334 00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:31,305 Like last night with them tater tots. 335 00:14:31,348 --> 00:14:33,829 Excuse me, those were all mine. 336 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,353 And if you wanted tots, you should've ordered your own! 337 00:14:38,747 --> 00:14:40,314 I was up all night 338 00:14:40,357 --> 00:14:42,533 going over this case in my mind, and I have to admit 339 00:14:42,577 --> 00:14:45,885 that all the evidence points to guilty. 340 00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:49,105 Calvin was right all along. 341 00:14:49,149 --> 00:14:51,281 I was wrong all along. 342 00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:54,371 She's innocent. 343 00:14:54,415 --> 00:14:56,025 What-- hold on, innocent? What changed your mind? 344 00:14:56,069 --> 00:14:57,157 The spoon. 345 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,333 I discovered 346 00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:03,293 that the cameras have some blind spots. 347 00:15:03,337 --> 00:15:05,208 I-I didn't see any blind spots. 348 00:15:05,252 --> 00:15:07,907 That's how they got their name, Dave. 349 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,562 Look, the pictures show 350 00:15:11,606 --> 00:15:16,002 that there are security cameras here and here, 351 00:15:16,045 --> 00:15:19,266 but not here. 352 00:15:19,309 --> 00:15:23,487 So no one knows what the spoon was doing 353 00:15:23,531 --> 00:15:25,576 between luggage... 354 00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:27,274 and women's accessories. 355 00:15:28,449 --> 00:15:32,366 Anybody could've put those stolen items in her purse. 356 00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:34,716 And if it's not on the cam, 357 00:15:34,759 --> 00:15:36,500 this case is a sham. 358 00:15:38,328 --> 00:15:41,723 So you're saying there's reasonable doubt. 359 00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:45,074 I'm not just saying it, Dave. I just rhymed it. 360 00:15:46,728 --> 00:15:49,165 Because if there is doubt, 361 00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:51,559 we got to let her out. 362 00:15:53,778 --> 00:15:56,607 Case... closed. 363 00:15:57,826 --> 00:16:00,046 [dramatic music sting] 364 00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:06,226 Hey, uh, Jasmine. 365 00:16:06,269 --> 00:16:07,488 I, um... 366 00:16:07,531 --> 00:16:10,273 Let me guess. My job is too much for you? 367 00:16:10,317 --> 00:16:12,580 Yeah. How'd you know? 368 00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:15,017 [chuckles] This isn't my first rodeo. 369 00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:17,411 I was in Rodeo Hoedown 8and 9. 370 00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:20,283 No, yeah, yeah, no. [stammers] 371 00:16:20,327 --> 00:16:22,590 I checked your credits. You are very popular. 372 00:16:22,633 --> 00:16:24,331 [chuckles] 373 00:16:24,374 --> 00:16:26,420 But, uh, I was wondering... 374 00:16:26,463 --> 00:16:28,465 Why I do this kind of work? 375 00:16:28,509 --> 00:16:29,597 Yeah. 376 00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:32,774 I know it's unusual, but I enjoy it. 377 00:16:32,817 --> 00:16:34,471 That's why I invited you on set. 378 00:16:34,515 --> 00:16:37,822 To show you what I do because some people don't get it. 379 00:16:37,866 --> 00:16:40,912 Like my priest-- so judgmental. 380 00:16:40,956 --> 00:16:43,263 [both laugh] 381 00:16:43,306 --> 00:16:44,960 But I've had some breakups 382 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:48,094 because guys couldn't handle it, so... 383 00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:50,444 if you're uncomfortable, 384 00:16:50,487 --> 00:16:52,663 we shouldn't see each other anymore. 385 00:16:52,707 --> 00:16:54,404 What? N-No, no. 386 00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:57,668 Jasmine, those guys are so shallow. 387 00:16:57,712 --> 00:16:59,757 I am mature.[chuckles] 388 00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:01,150 Okay? I-I can handle it. 389 00:17:01,194 --> 00:17:02,499 Yeah? Okay. [laughs][laughs] 390 00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:04,545 I'll see you on set, Jasmine.Okay. 391 00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:06,982 [door opens] 392 00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:11,030 Marty. 393 00:17:11,813 --> 00:17:12,814 Nope! Nope! 394 00:17:12,857 --> 00:17:15,034 I can't handle it. [chuckles] 395 00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:16,296 I'm sorry. 396 00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:19,386 I-I really, really wish that I could, 397 00:17:19,429 --> 00:17:20,865 but I... I guess 398 00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:22,824 I'm just looking for a different kind of relationship. 399 00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:25,044 I understand. 400 00:17:31,441 --> 00:17:33,052 Has the jury reached a verdict? 401 00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:35,315 Uh, we have, Your Honor. 402 00:17:35,358 --> 00:17:37,404 May the defendant please rise? 403 00:17:40,972 --> 00:17:42,322 I object! 404 00:17:42,365 --> 00:17:43,975 Habeas corpus! 405 00:17:44,019 --> 00:17:45,368 Sidebar! 406 00:17:46,848 --> 00:17:49,068 Uh, uh, Judge, some new evidence has come to light. 407 00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:51,113 Scoot, scoot, scoot, scoot. 408 00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:52,593 I would say "approach the bench," 409 00:17:52,636 --> 00:17:54,551 but I see you're already approaching. 410 00:17:55,987 --> 00:17:58,033 Habeas corpus. 411 00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,949 Semper fi. 412 00:18:00,992 --> 00:18:04,083 Your Honor, if I may, uh... 413 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:07,042 ...this case 414 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,262 is going downstream. 415 00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:13,266 I suggest you let us reconvene. 416 00:18:18,314 --> 00:18:19,881 I don't understand. Guilty? 417 00:18:19,924 --> 00:18:22,144 A minute ago, you had us all convinced she was innocent. 418 00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:25,016 That's before I noticed that the defendant 419 00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:27,236 was wearing a Chanel necklace. 420 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:29,412 I bought Tina one just like it. 421 00:18:29,456 --> 00:18:32,415 That thing was so expensive, I wish I had stolen it. 422 00:18:34,504 --> 00:18:36,854 And here it is, right here. 423 00:18:36,898 --> 00:18:38,378 This is the list 424 00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:40,858 of all of the stolen items that were never recovered. 425 00:18:40,902 --> 00:18:42,077 There it is right there. 426 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,384 One Chanel necklace. 427 00:18:44,427 --> 00:18:47,604 I guess she forgot she had shoplifted it. 428 00:18:50,999 --> 00:18:53,915 Nice... catch. 429 00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:56,613 Looks like we get to start all over again. 430 00:18:56,657 --> 00:18:59,094 No, no, no, no...Okay, now, here we go. 431 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,748 Exhibit A. 432 00:19:00,791 --> 00:19:01,749 [knock on door] 433 00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:03,142 [stammers] 434 00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:04,839 You can all go home. 435 00:19:04,882 --> 00:19:06,884 What? Wh-Why? 436 00:19:06,928 --> 00:19:08,408 The defendant took a plea. 437 00:19:08,451 --> 00:19:11,280 When you objected, which I don't think you can do... 438 00:19:12,977 --> 00:19:14,936 ...she realized she was busted. 439 00:19:14,979 --> 00:19:16,807 What were you guys doing in here? 440 00:19:16,851 --> 00:19:19,941 Me and the judge knew she was guilty from day one. 441 00:19:23,074 --> 00:19:25,555 Well, Dave, I'm glad you pushed me to do this. 442 00:19:25,599 --> 00:19:29,255 The system only works when we all make sure it works. 443 00:19:29,298 --> 00:19:31,692 So you won't ignore your summons next time? 444 00:19:31,735 --> 00:19:33,346 No. You know what? 445 00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:34,999 I'm actually looking forward 446 00:19:35,043 --> 00:19:37,698 to the next time I get to do my civic duty. 447 00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:39,395 Maybe the next trial will have, 448 00:19:39,439 --> 00:19:41,919 like, more blood or something in it, 449 00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:44,661 so I can finally use my Law & Orderdegree. 450 00:19:51,102 --> 00:19:52,800 This is an outrage.Mm-hmm. 451 00:19:52,843 --> 00:19:55,890 You won't believe what just happened on that movie set. 452 00:19:55,933 --> 00:19:57,848 Oh, right. 453 00:19:57,892 --> 00:19:59,807 Uh, I'm sorry, Ma. 454 00:19:59,850 --> 00:20:01,374 We just didn't know how to tell you. 455 00:20:01,417 --> 00:20:04,333 Wait, you found out we were fired before we did? 456 00:20:04,377 --> 00:20:05,465 Huh? 457 00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:08,163 After I let the director eat my cupcakes? 458 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,252 What the... 459 00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:12,123 Hold on. What is happening here? 460 00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:13,777 Were you two working on that movie? 461 00:20:13,821 --> 00:20:16,171 Yeah! We were all up in it! 462 00:20:17,477 --> 00:20:20,523 But apparently, you're not supposed to look in the camera. 463 00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:22,482 Oh! 464 00:20:22,525 --> 00:20:24,484 Mama, no! 465 00:20:24,527 --> 00:20:25,876 What? 466 00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,922 We were background actors for the outside shots. 467 00:20:27,965 --> 00:20:30,316 So-so-so-so, you two were outside the whole time 468 00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:32,274 and-and you never saw in that house? 469 00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:33,667 No. Oh, I wish. 470 00:20:33,710 --> 00:20:35,582 God, that would've been the dream. 471 00:20:36,452 --> 00:20:38,498 [Marty and Malcolm chatting quietly] 472 00:20:40,151 --> 00:20:42,241 Mama, Gemma... 473 00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:43,764 [clears throat] 474 00:20:43,807 --> 00:20:45,809 ...we got something to tell y'all about the movie. 475 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,899 GEMMA and TINA: It was a what?! 476 00:20:48,943 --> 00:20:51,206 [funky '70s music playing] 477 00:20:56,080 --> 00:21:00,041 Captioning sponsored by CBS 478 00:21:00,084 --> 00:21:03,784 and TOYOTA. 479 00:21:03,827 --> 00:21:05,829 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org