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♪

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I got great news, babe.

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Okay, stir this.

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I said stir it, not stare at it.

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Um...

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as I was saying,

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I just booked our first client
for our new

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custom car wrapping division.

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Ooh! My baby's a mogul.

10
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Oh, I can see it now.

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See what?

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That Hermès Birkin bag

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you're gonna buy me
when you blow up.

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If I buy a bag for 20K,

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it better come with 40K in it.

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Okay, now I need you
to start lining.

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Now, Tina, are you sure that you
can handle working at the shop

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with Tina-licious Cakes
starting to take off?

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I mean, I can always
hire another manager.

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Oh, of course I can, baby.

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I am a multitasking goddess.

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Don't worry, baby.

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I can handle it all.

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Mmm. Mm-mm! Mm-mm!

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What was I saying?

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Nothing important.

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All right, let me get back
to being a mogul.

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Um...

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Uh, babe?Yeah, babe?

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Um... Never mind.

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Have a great day, sweet cheeks.

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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪

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♪ Welcome to the hood.

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Can I do unicorn cupcakes?

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Oh, for five dollars a pop,

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I'll hop on a unicorn
and deliver them myself.

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Okay, all right,
thanks for calling.

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Where are you gonna
find a unicorn?

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Well, with that head full of
hair of yours, I'm gonna slap

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this cone on your head and ride
your ass over there, come on!

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Giddy up!

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Wow, Tina, your business is
really taking off.

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I want to be you when I grow up.

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Ooh, and I just booked
another car wrap

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for the auto shop. Boom!

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[laughs]
Oh.

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Hey, what's cooking,
good lookings?

48
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Hey, hon! Tina had
so many bakery orders,

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she ran out of space
in her kitchen.

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You know, well,
I'd love to help,

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but, uh, I'm busy
with youth baseball.

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You're looking at
the new assistant

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to the assistant coach
of the Pasadena Dodgers.

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Doesn't that just
make you a team dad?

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Uh, does a team dad wear a cup?

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I don't know
how to answer that.

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You know, Tina,
you're really taking on a lot.

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Um, Gemma,

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you dare doubt
a woman whose cupcakes

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taste like manna from heaven?

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Ah... I'll be fine.

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I'm killing it at the auto shop
as I always do.

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And Tina-licious Cakes is
a dream come true.

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All right.
Won't He do it?!

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Oh, Calvin taught me this.

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Oh.
Yes, He will!

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Oh, okay!

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Here we go, eyes on the ball.

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[grunting]

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[both cheering, clamoring]

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Way to go, Grover!

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I missed it by a whole foot.

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Yes, you did, but that's
two feet closer than last time.

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Yeah, you know what, why don't
you just, uh, go some water,

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we'll start working
on your, uh...

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Everything else.

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Yes.

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Hey, you know what,
buddy, it's okay.

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You're gonna get better.You're a good dad.

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But a terrible liar.

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Hey, Coach, I've been going over
your team practice stats,

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and we're on track to lose
every game this season.

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Oh, man, this is

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my JV pickleball team
all over again.

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Hey, Ariel and her son,
Eli, are stopping by.

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Oh, y'all still
making out in cars?

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Nah, we're way past that.

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Last time was the bedroom
display at Ikea.

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[chuckles]

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Hey, how you been?What's going on?

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[clears throat loudly]

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[both muttering]

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Hey! Hey, Eli!

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What's going on?

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We were just in
the neighborhood, so we thought

96
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we'd just stop by and say hi.

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"In the neighborhood"?

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It took us an hour to get here.

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[exhales]
Anyway...

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Let's take a picture
for my followers.

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#CoupleGoals.

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Ah, okay.
[chuckles]

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All right!
Uh, make sure you tag me.

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Yeah.
Tag you?

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Since when do you care
about social media?

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You thought a hashtag
came on the side of a McMuffin.

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[laughs]

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[mutters]

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Hey, Eli,
do you play baseball?

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Nah. I'm more into basketball.

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Malcolm is a
really good coach.

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You should
give it a try.

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Uh, yeah, let's grab you
a bat and let's see

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what you got.All right, let's do it!

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All right, all right.

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Here you go.DAVE:
All right!

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All right, now...

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Gonna start you off
nice and easy, okay?

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Yeah, here we go.

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Oh!

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DAVE:
I'm okay!

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All right... I'm just
gonna move further back.

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All right, well,

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the next one's gonna come
in a little bit faster, okay?

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Now get ready.

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Here we go.

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Oh! Oh!

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DAVE: Ah, okay,
good news.

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Cup worked.Yeah!

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All right, Eli.

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You might be a natural, man.

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Hey, Mal, if we had a hitter
like Eli on the team,

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our odds of winning
a game would go up 200%.

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He has got
to join the team.

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All right, look, Marty,
calm down, okay?

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Eli?

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You have got to join this team.

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Hang on, okay...

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Tina-licious Cakes...

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set.

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And Calvin's Pit Stop...

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booked. Ha! Damn I'm good.

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[phone ringing]

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Tina's Calvin Pit--

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I mean, uh, Calvin's Pit Stop.

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Yes, o-of course.

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See you tomorrow, all right.

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All right.
Hey, babe-- oh!

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Oh! Oh...Damn it, my prettiest toe!

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I'm sorry, baby.

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I had a few of my baking
supplies sent here,

152
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'cause I couldn't miss
the delivery.

153
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They'll be gone tonight.

154
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Yeah, okay.
I guess it's all right.

155
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I don't need all my toes.

156
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But what I do need is for
my employees to get paid.

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You forgot to cut
the checks today.

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Oh, don't be silly.

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I cut checks on Friday.

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Today is Friday.

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No, today is Thursday,

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because the window washers
come on Friday.

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Hi, Jerry.

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Listen, babe, ever since
we opened the new division,

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you show up late
and leave early.

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Now I know it's because

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you started your little
side business, but...

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if any other employee
had done this,

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their ass would
be out of here.

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Well, Calvin, I am not
any other employee.

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I'm your wife.

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And I know
I've had a few hiccups,

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but trust me when I tell you,
I got this.

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All right, Tina.

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[phone rings]Okay.

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Tina's Pit-cakes.

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I did that on purpose.

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[giggles]

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Oh, damn!
[grunting]

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Say hi, sweetie.Huh?

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[stammers]
Am I on this?!

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Mm-hmm.Um...

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Hi.

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I brought my fav
hard seltzer.

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Love! Oh.

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And this vegan beef
jerky is to die for!

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But no animal had to.[chuckling]

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Try some, babe.Oh, okay.

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Hmm, more?

190
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Oh, he loves it.

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[giggles]
Don't you?

192
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[mouth full]:
Yeah, this is very vegan-y.

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[laughs]

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Until next time,
Ariel Nation.

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Um...

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Are you cool
if I spit this out?

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Oh, yeah.

198
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So... what do you want to do?

199
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Well, the movie's not
until a couple hours.

200
00:08:06,355 --> 00:08:08,836
You know what,
why don't we just sit down

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00:08:08,966 --> 00:08:10,664
and, uh, and talk to each other?

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I'm down.

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All right, come on.
[chuckles]

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Have a seat.

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Mm.
Ah!

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All right.

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Hey, hey, hey, babe?

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You look great, but I
meant without your phone.

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Oh, talk.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Okay.Yeah.

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So, um...

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How was the rest
of your day?

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Fine. I had a salad.

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Okay. That's...Do you want to see
a picture of it?

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No. No.

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00:08:47,091 --> 00:08:49,311
I know what
salads look like.

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[chuckles]Oh. Yeah.
[chuckles]

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00:08:53,054 --> 00:08:55,099
[exhales]

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So...Mm-hmm.

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You want to show me
your bedroom?

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That's what I'm
talking about.Oh! [chuckles]

223
00:09:04,456 --> 00:09:06,981
No, I understand, sir.
There's no excuse

224
00:09:07,155 --> 00:09:09,940
for ordering snow
tires in Los Angeles.

225
00:09:11,420 --> 00:09:13,770
I take full responsibility

226
00:09:13,944 --> 00:09:16,904
for what my wife
independently did.

227
00:09:17,034 --> 00:09:19,384
Yeah, just bring it back in,
and we'll switch them out.

228
00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,909
And I'll throw in a wash.
All right.

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00:09:22,039 --> 00:09:23,432
Yeah.

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00:09:23,606 --> 00:09:26,435
Man, that's
the third complaint today.

231
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But this bad boy's gonna
change my mood right here.

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[chuckles]

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Midnight black wrapping.

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Interior LED lights.

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00:09:33,964 --> 00:09:36,619
I might steal this sucker
from my own shop. [chuckles]

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00:09:36,793 --> 00:09:39,579
Yes, I need to speak
with someone in shipping.

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I never got
my unicorn cupcake wrappings.

238
00:09:42,277 --> 00:09:45,541
You guys just sent
black wrappers and LED lights.

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What the hell?!

240
00:09:51,939 --> 00:09:54,594
Never mind.

241
00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,597
[chuckles]:
Oh.

242
00:09:57,727 --> 00:09:59,860
See,
what-what ha-happened was...

243
00:10:00,034 --> 00:10:01,644
Well, you know,
it was a mix-up.

244
00:10:01,818 --> 00:10:03,472
[chuckles]
Well, it's...

245
00:10:03,646 --> 00:10:05,213
It's pretty,
though, huh? Right.

246
00:10:05,387 --> 00:10:07,737
Tina, this is a pretty
damn expensive mistake.

247
00:10:07,868 --> 00:10:10,697
You know what?
I hate to do this.

248
00:10:10,871 --> 00:10:14,135
I might regret doing this,
but I got to do this.

249
00:10:14,265 --> 00:10:15,397
You're fired.

250
00:10:25,668 --> 00:10:27,409
[jazz music playing][Tina scatting along]

251
00:10:29,977 --> 00:10:32,022
[groans]

252
00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,025
Oh.

253
00:10:35,199 --> 00:10:37,245
Oh, well,
look who finally made it home.

254
00:10:37,419 --> 00:10:39,856
Not funny, Ella.

255
00:10:40,030 --> 00:10:41,031
[music turns off]

256
00:10:41,205 --> 00:10:42,772
You know I had to take the bus.

257
00:10:42,903 --> 00:10:44,861
Next time
you fire your wife,

258
00:10:45,035 --> 00:10:46,733
be sure you drive.

259
00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:51,781
Know what?
Tina, that was business.

260
00:10:51,912 --> 00:10:53,914
It wasn't personal. Uh...

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00:10:54,088 --> 00:10:57,265
Hold up. Is that my
18-year-old single malt Scotch

262
00:10:57,439 --> 00:10:58,919
that I've been saving

263
00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:00,181
for when the Clippers
win the championship?

264
00:11:00,311 --> 00:11:02,096
Oh, it is.

265
00:11:02,270 --> 00:11:03,706
And it's totally personal.

266
00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:06,666
[chuckles]

267
00:11:06,796 --> 00:11:08,493
Oh, that's cold-blooded, Tina.

268
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:11,496
I-I... What is that
I smell burning?

269
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,673
Oh, it's just your last

270
00:11:13,847 --> 00:11:16,023
overpriced Cuban cigar.

271
00:11:16,153 --> 00:11:18,155
You know, I don't know
why you like these things.

272
00:11:18,329 --> 00:11:19,809
It smells horrible.[sputters]

273
00:11:21,071 --> 00:11:23,639
Have you lost your damn mind?

274
00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:26,555
No. Just my damn job.

275
00:11:26,729 --> 00:11:29,210
[knock on door]

276
00:11:30,472 --> 00:11:32,692
How can I help you?Oh, hey, guys.

277
00:11:32,866 --> 00:11:34,955
We still on for Yahtzee?Um,

278
00:11:35,129 --> 00:11:37,522
is everything okay?Everything is fine.

279
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,655
Oh! I got fired today.

280
00:11:39,786 --> 00:11:42,571
Wait, what?
Calvin, how could you?

281
00:11:42,745 --> 00:11:43,746
Your own wife?

282
00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:45,400
Oh, Dave!

283
00:11:45,574 --> 00:11:47,881
Welcome to Team Tina.

284
00:11:48,011 --> 00:11:50,405
Wait, Tina, what happened?No, go ahead.
Go ahead, Tina.

285
00:11:50,579 --> 00:11:51,928
Tell 'em the whole story.

286
00:11:52,102 --> 00:11:53,756
How you made a
gang of mistakes.

287
00:11:53,930 --> 00:11:56,541
First, she didn't
pay the light bill.

288
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:59,066
She ordered the wrong
parts for certain cars.

289
00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:02,678
And then she put in that
perfumy soap that I hate

290
00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:04,811
in the bathroom. Smell it.Oh.

291
00:12:04,985 --> 00:12:06,856
No, thank you. I already
smelled it when I walked in.

292
00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:11,600
And, by the way, I washed
your drawers in it, too.

293
00:12:13,341 --> 00:12:15,299
To be fair, you did say

294
00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:17,824
Tina-licious Cakes
was taking up all of your time.

295
00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:21,088
The devil doesn't need
any advocates, Gemma.

296
00:12:21,218 --> 00:12:24,091
I'm just saying, Calvin
does have a business to run.

297
00:12:24,221 --> 00:12:25,701
TINA:
Oh.Exactly.

298
00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:27,747
Okay, hold on, Gemma. So, if you

299
00:12:27,877 --> 00:12:29,183
hired me to mediate
at your school

300
00:12:29,357 --> 00:12:31,402
and I made amistake...

301
00:12:31,576 --> 00:12:32,752
A gang of mistakes.DAVE:
Okay.

302
00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:35,885
You would fire
me on the spot?

303
00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:36,886
Hell yeah.

304
00:12:37,017 --> 00:12:38,409
[grunts]Wow.

305
00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:40,107
Who are you?

306
00:12:42,239 --> 00:12:45,373
Welcome to Team Calvin,
all right? [chuckles][chuckles]

307
00:12:45,547 --> 00:12:48,245
Well, thanks to one of you
for stopping by.

308
00:12:48,419 --> 00:12:49,943
And I was talking about Dave.

309
00:12:52,032 --> 00:12:53,990
Yeah, I-I got it.

310
00:12:54,164 --> 00:12:55,949
You know what? I need a drink.
Give me this, Dave.What?

311
00:12:56,123 --> 00:12:57,559
Yeah.

312
00:12:57,689 --> 00:13:00,518
Mm. Mm! What the hell?

313
00:13:00,649 --> 00:13:01,998
You know, it was too Scotch-y,

314
00:13:02,172 --> 00:13:04,914
so I added Mountain Dew
to the bottle.

315
00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:11,965
[whoops][chuckles] Yo, that was
our best practice yet.

316
00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:14,489
But I still didn't hit the ball.Yeah,

317
00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:16,447
but you know what?
Every time you swung,

318
00:13:16,621 --> 00:13:18,798
you stayed on your feet.

319
00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:21,583
Oh, my God,
I'm gonna go tell Mom.

320
00:13:21,757 --> 00:13:22,976
I'm an athlete!

321
00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:25,021
Yeah.

322
00:13:26,283 --> 00:13:28,372
Team is looking pretty good.
We should celebrate.

323
00:13:28,503 --> 00:13:30,505
Yeah. Well,
looks like we got some...

324
00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:32,594
hard seltzer
and some vegan jerky.

325
00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:35,292
Ooh, yes and, uh, yes again.

326
00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:39,862
Well, Ariel brought this
nasty stuff over, but, uh...

327
00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:42,430
I guess one man's trash
is another man's trash.[chuckles]

328
00:13:42,604 --> 00:13:45,607
Hey, how's it going with her?
And you better say great,

329
00:13:45,737 --> 00:13:47,696
because her kid
is the key to us winning.

330
00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:49,872
Well, to be honest, fellas,
Ariel and I

331
00:13:50,046 --> 00:13:53,702
have a ton of physical chemistry
but, uh, not much else.

332
00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:55,225
I think I might have
to break up with her.

333
00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:57,097
N-No, no.

334
00:13:57,271 --> 00:13:59,447
Uh...

335
00:13:59,621 --> 00:14:01,014
Malcolm, y-you need
to make that work.

336
00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:02,842
At least until playoffs.

337
00:14:02,972 --> 00:14:06,236
Uh, Dave, that
is months away.

338
00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:08,760
I-I'm not sure this relationship
is gonna last that long.Well, look,

339
00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:10,110
you're gonna have
to suck it up,

340
00:14:10,284 --> 00:14:12,939
because if you
break up with her,

341
00:14:13,113 --> 00:14:14,331
she is gonna pull her son
from the team,

342
00:14:14,505 --> 00:14:17,291
and, Malcolm,
Grover needs a win.

343
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,250
Whoa, Dave,

344
00:14:20,424 --> 00:14:21,686
it sounds like youneed a win.

345
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,037
Well, can't it be both?

346
00:14:25,299 --> 00:14:28,389
Okay, man, I...
I guess I can make it work.

347
00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:30,260
What?

348
00:14:30,434 --> 00:14:32,959
Malcolm, you're not seriously
considering using a woman

349
00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:35,309
so that a youth baseball team
can win a trophy?

350
00:14:35,483 --> 00:14:38,268
Okay. You know, look,
I'm just trying to save Grover

351
00:14:38,442 --> 00:14:39,704
from a lifetime of therapy.

352
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:43,621
And "using"
is such an ugly word.

353
00:14:43,752 --> 00:14:45,319
Okay. Well, as someone

354
00:14:45,493 --> 00:14:46,276
who has been to therapy...
Mind your business.

355
00:14:48,148 --> 00:14:49,889
I got some other words
for what's happening here.

356
00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:51,455
How about manipulating?

357
00:14:51,629 --> 00:14:53,283
Deceiving?

358
00:14:53,457 --> 00:14:54,763
Exploiting!

359
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:56,069
All right.
You know what, Marty?

360
00:14:56,243 --> 00:14:57,331
I've got a couple words
for you, too.

361
00:14:57,505 --> 00:14:58,462
How about "stay out of it"?!

362
00:15:02,075 --> 00:15:04,860
All right. Let's see
what you got next.Okay.

363
00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:07,167
Mm, mm. Mmm.

364
00:15:07,341 --> 00:15:09,082
Okay.

365
00:15:09,256 --> 00:15:10,953
Mm-hmm.Mm-hmm?

366
00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:12,955
Chocolate-covered strawberries.[laughs]

367
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,827
Wow.

368
00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:17,786
You are killing this
blindfold fruit challenge.[chuckles]

369
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:20,180
Mmm.Now let's see

370
00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:22,225
if you know what this is.Okay.

371
00:15:24,401 --> 00:15:27,317
Mmm. Mmm, yeah, that-that...
That tastes like round two.

372
00:15:27,491 --> 00:15:29,319
[laughs]Yeah. Uh...

373
00:15:29,493 --> 00:15:31,321
Maybe this time

374
00:15:31,495 --> 00:15:32,714
we can take it to the bedroom.Oh.

375
00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:33,976
I like that.
[chuckles][chuckles]

376
00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:36,587
Aah.Oh. Uh, let me
get those for you.

377
00:15:36,761 --> 00:15:38,111
Yeah.
[chuckles][chuckles]

378
00:15:38,285 --> 00:15:39,939
You know, I got to say,

379
00:15:40,113 --> 00:15:41,505
this is a lot more fun

380
00:15:41,636 --> 00:15:43,594
than the last time
I was in handcuffs.

381
00:15:43,768 --> 00:15:46,293
I thought you said
this was your first time.

382
00:15:46,423 --> 00:15:47,947
Oh.
[chuckles]

383
00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:50,775
Yeah, I, uh,
got arrested at a protest.

384
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,734
Oh.[chuckles]:
Yeah.

385
00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:54,562
I've been to one of those.
[chuckles]

386
00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:56,738
Wait. Oh, really?
Which one did you go to?Mm-hmm.

387
00:15:56,868 --> 00:16:01,134
W-Was it BLM, climate change
or, uh, universal health care?

388
00:16:02,135 --> 00:16:03,614
I can't remember,

389
00:16:03,788 --> 00:16:05,573
but it was lit!

390
00:16:05,747 --> 00:16:07,749
[laughs]I mean,

391
00:16:07,879 --> 00:16:09,577
I get the best pictures

392
00:16:09,751 --> 00:16:12,145
just walking through
the tear gas.

393
00:16:13,755 --> 00:16:16,323
It's like the police gave us
the perfect filter. [chuckles]

394
00:16:16,453 --> 00:16:18,542
I even got 5,000
more followers

395
00:16:18,716 --> 00:16:20,196
after that photo shoot.

396
00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:22,851
Do you mean "protest"?

397
00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:24,984
Yeah, sure. Whatever.
[scoffs]

398
00:16:27,334 --> 00:16:29,162
Uh...
[chuckles]

399
00:16:29,336 --> 00:16:31,816
Damn it,
I can't do this no more.

400
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,644
[chuckles]
Relax, honey.

401
00:16:33,818 --> 00:16:35,995
I found the key.

402
00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:37,997
No. No. Ariel, I'm...

403
00:16:38,171 --> 00:16:39,824
I'm talking about us.

404
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,391
I, uh...

405
00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:43,350
Look, I appreciate you
in so many ways.

406
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:47,006
[chuckles]:
You know? I mean, so many ways.[chuckles]

407
00:16:47,136 --> 00:16:49,182
In ways I didn't even think
was possible.

408
00:16:49,312 --> 00:16:50,618
Oh. [laughs][laughs]:
You know? 'Cause we...

409
00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:53,925
And... Damn it. We...

410
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:56,580
[sighs] We just don't have
enough in common.

411
00:16:56,754 --> 00:16:58,365
You know?

412
00:16:58,495 --> 00:17:00,019
I mean, I'm much more
of a private person,

413
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:03,022
and you... you live your life
on social media.

414
00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:05,024
We just...

415
00:17:05,198 --> 00:17:07,548
We on a different vibe.

416
00:17:08,549 --> 00:17:10,638
To be honest...

417
00:17:10,812 --> 00:17:13,119
[sighs]
I feel the same way.

418
00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:16,687
It's just that you're
so great with Eli,

419
00:17:16,861 --> 00:17:19,168
and I didn't want
to ruin it for him.

420
00:17:19,299 --> 00:17:20,865
Wait, seriously?

421
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,867
You know, I was worried
that if we broke up,

422
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,434
you would pull him off the team.

423
00:17:24,608 --> 00:17:26,045
No way.

424
00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:29,439
You and baseball
have been so amazing for him.

425
00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:32,877
I was only hanging in there
because I thought you'd cut him.

426
00:17:34,618 --> 00:17:36,838
Well, looks like we finally
found something in common.

427
00:17:37,012 --> 00:17:38,057
[chuckles]

428
00:17:39,536 --> 00:17:40,407
Friends?

429
00:17:40,537 --> 00:17:41,843
Oh.

430
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:44,063
Friends.

431
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,113
Tina? What are
you doing here?

432
00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:53,072
[sighs] All right,
Calvin, you were right.

433
00:17:53,246 --> 00:17:55,291
I couldn't handle both jobs.

434
00:17:55,465 --> 00:17:57,250
I just didn't want to admit it.

435
00:17:57,424 --> 00:17:59,643
So, I'm-a give up
Tina-licious Cakes

436
00:17:59,774 --> 00:18:01,123
and come back to the shop.

437
00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:03,212
And I promise to be
fully committed this time.

438
00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:05,127
Wait.

439
00:18:05,301 --> 00:18:08,130
You gonna give up after all
that you put into your business?

440
00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:11,090
Well, when it was
just you and the boys,

441
00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:12,787
baking brought me
so much happiness,

442
00:18:12,961 --> 00:18:15,659
but with Tina-licious Cakes,
there's just too much pressure.

443
00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:17,444
Hmm.

444
00:18:17,574 --> 00:18:19,794
So, you just punking out?

445
00:18:19,968 --> 00:18:21,448
Who you calling a punk?

446
00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:25,060
Don't make me
go Compton up in here.

447
00:18:26,975 --> 00:18:29,543
Come on, Tina. Just admit that
you're afraid you're gonna fail.

448
00:18:29,717 --> 00:18:31,327
I'm not afraid of anything.

449
00:18:31,501 --> 00:18:34,896
It's just terrifying
to think about that.

450
00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:36,811
[exhales]
Look,

451
00:18:36,985 --> 00:18:40,771
Calvin, 50% of new businesses
fail after five years.

452
00:18:40,945 --> 00:18:42,164
That's true.

453
00:18:42,338 --> 00:18:44,340
But you helped
launch this one,

454
00:18:44,514 --> 00:18:46,342
and look at us now.

455
00:18:46,516 --> 00:18:48,736
With your smarts
and talent,

456
00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:51,130
any business
that you focus on

457
00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:53,784
and put your all into
is gonna be great.

458
00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:55,177
You really think so?

459
00:18:55,351 --> 00:18:56,874
I know so.

460
00:18:58,615 --> 00:19:00,487
You know what? I'll
hire a shop manager.

461
00:19:00,617 --> 00:19:04,143
And you just keep focusing
on building your empire.

462
00:19:04,317 --> 00:19:06,057
And soon, one day,

463
00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:08,147
you can buy yourself
that damn Birkin bag.

464
00:19:08,321 --> 00:19:10,018
[exhales][scoffs]

465
00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:11,498
Lord knows I'm
not buying it.[laughs]

466
00:19:11,628 --> 00:19:13,239
[chuckles]Stop.

467
00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:14,457
I mean, you can
get me a new bottle

468
00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:15,850
of Scotch, though.Oh, I'm not buying.

469
00:19:16,024 --> 00:19:18,157
[Tina and Calvin chuckle]Oh, my God.

470
00:19:18,287 --> 00:19:20,159
What have you
done to my car?Uh,

471
00:19:20,289 --> 00:19:21,856
look, ma'am, I'm sorry.

472
00:19:22,030 --> 00:19:23,336
I didn't get a chance
to call you,

473
00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:26,382
but this is our mistake,
and we'll take care of it.

474
00:19:26,556 --> 00:19:27,818
A mistake?

475
00:19:27,992 --> 00:19:30,430
It's like you put wheels
on a rainbow!

476
00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:32,736
So, you like it?

477
00:19:32,867 --> 00:19:35,435
Wouldn't you want
to drive a rainbow?

478
00:19:35,609 --> 00:19:38,351
Okay. Uh, well, my pleasure.

479
00:19:38,525 --> 00:19:39,917
Yeah.

480
00:19:40,048 --> 00:19:42,833
I hate to say this.

481
00:19:43,007 --> 00:19:44,835
I might regret saying this.

482
00:19:46,359 --> 00:19:50,014
[imitates Calvin]:
But I have to say this.

483
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,755
You're welcome.[chuckles]

484
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:01,722
Hey, Tina? I got
a surprise for you.

485
00:20:01,896 --> 00:20:04,028
I'm too tired to check
under your hood tonight, Calvin.[chuckles]

486
00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:07,423
Look, I promise
you're gonna love it.

487
00:20:07,597 --> 00:20:09,556
Now, it's no Birkin bag,

488
00:20:09,686 --> 00:20:10,948
but...

489
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:15,779
TINA:
[gasps] Oh! Oh! Oh, my God!

490
00:20:15,910 --> 00:20:19,479
A car with my face on it?!

491
00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:22,046
Oh!

492
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,353
A Birkin could never!

493
00:20:24,484 --> 00:20:25,833
Oh!

494
00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:27,182
Thank you, Calvin.

495
00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:29,228
I just wanted to show you

496
00:20:29,358 --> 00:20:31,578
that I believe in you
and your business.

497
00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:33,188
You are the sweetest.

498
00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:37,627
Now, why don't you lock up

499
00:20:37,801 --> 00:20:41,240
so I can unwrap you.

500
00:20:41,414 --> 00:20:43,459
Mm.

501
00:20:44,808 --> 00:20:47,463
Uh, Joe?

502
00:20:47,637 --> 00:20:49,073
Time to get on up
out of here, man.

503
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,423
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505
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