1
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Hey. Hey, Dave.

2
00:00:06,374 --> 00:00:07,708
Can you grab me a wrench, man?

3
00:00:07,808 --> 00:00:09,410
Yeah, sure.

4
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GROVER: (growls)
(screams)

5
00:00:12,113 --> 00:00:14,014
(laughing)

6
00:00:14,115 --> 00:00:15,083
Gotcha!

7
00:00:15,183 --> 00:00:16,717
(laughs)
Good job, Grover.

8
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(chuckles)

9
00:00:17,818 --> 00:00:19,253
Okay, you know what, son?

10
00:00:19,353 --> 00:00:20,288
This is a teachable moment.

11
00:00:20,388 --> 00:00:23,091
Never prank the person
who pays your allowance.

12
00:00:23,191 --> 00:00:25,659
Yeah, that's why
I won't prank Mom.

13
00:00:27,161 --> 00:00:29,563
Man, I love Halloween.

14
00:00:29,663 --> 00:00:32,433
It's like Christmas,
but instead of giving out gifts,

15
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I give out nightmares.

16
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Hey, y'all.

17
00:00:37,138 --> 00:00:38,306
Oh, hey, Dave.

18
00:00:38,406 --> 00:00:40,007
Are you taking Grover
trick-or-treating?

19
00:00:40,108 --> 00:00:42,243
Nah, he's going to
a friend's Halloween party.

20
00:00:42,343 --> 00:00:45,246
Apparently, the kid's too cool
for me now.

21
00:00:45,346 --> 00:00:46,280
(chuckles)

22
00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:48,749
I saw that one coming.
(laughs)

23
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Yeah, you lasted longer
than we thought, Dave.

24
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(laughing)

25
00:00:53,421 --> 00:00:54,488
Oh. Uh-oh.

26
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Dad, I think there's a scratch
on your truck.

27
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What?

28
00:00:58,226 --> 00:00:59,360
Where?
Yeah, ri-right here.

29
00:00:59,460 --> 00:01:01,262
Can't you see?
It's right there.

30
00:01:01,362 --> 00:01:02,296
(cackles)

31
00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:03,397
(screams)

32
00:01:04,465 --> 00:01:05,766
Want to float?

33
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It's okay, guys.
It's just Malcolm.

34
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Oh, Pop,
you didn't even flinch.

35
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And this mask was not cheap.

36
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Yeah, well, your prank was.

37
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Guys.

38
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(scoffs)
I've been pranking people

39
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in this neighborhood
for over 30 years,

40
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and no one has gotten me yet.

41
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I'm the reason Freddy Krueger
moved to Elm Street.

42
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This yard is filled
with the bodies

43
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of those that
tried to scare me before.

44
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Oh, please, Pop.
I would not go that far.

45
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(screaming)

46
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(laughing)

47
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Don't leave me!

48
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Come for the king,
you best not miss! (laughs)

49
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* Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood *

50
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* Welcome to the hood.

51
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* Gonna scream on Halloween...

52
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(humming rhythmically)

53
00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:02,556
Oh, okay. You're
in a good mood.

54
00:02:02,656 --> 00:02:03,624
Let me guess,

55
00:02:03,724 --> 00:02:06,026
you scared the hell out of
someone this morning?

56
00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:07,261
(chuckles)

57
00:02:07,361 --> 00:02:10,398
I got Miss Kim real good.

58
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You know, it turns out

59
00:02:11,832 --> 00:02:13,501
she runs pretty fast
without that walker.

60
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No.

61
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Calvin, you are wrong
for that, baby.

62
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(chuckles)
That was terrible.

63
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I'm-a go over to Gemma's
and pick out a costume.

64
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I'll be back later
to give you some candy.

65
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(chuckles)
Mmm, mmm.

66
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Ooh.

67
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Did you turn the AC on?

68
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I just got the chills.

69
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No. That's all me, baby.

70
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(chuckles)
All right.

71
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(mechanical whirring)

72
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Ooh. Ooh.

73
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I do feel a little draft
in here, though.

74
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(little girl giggles)

75
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Tina?

76
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(little girl giggling)
(footsteps approaching)

77
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(door creaking)

78
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What was that?

79
00:02:58,145 --> 00:02:59,680
Anyone here?

80
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(door slams)

81
00:03:00,781 --> 00:03:03,116
(footsteps running)

82
00:03:04,785 --> 00:03:07,355
Oh, all right. I see.

83
00:03:08,389 --> 00:03:11,525
Trying to scare me
with the ole Chucky footsteps.

84
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(chuckles)

85
00:03:13,461 --> 00:03:15,229
Yeah, come on out.

86
00:03:15,329 --> 00:03:17,331
Malcolm? Marty?

87
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(curtain rustling)

88
00:03:20,568 --> 00:03:24,238
Oh. Well, I guess no one's here,

89
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so I'll just go
back to the kitchen.

90
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(chuckles):
Okay. Okay.

91
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I see somebody's learning
from the OG.

92
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(chuckles)
A'ight.

93
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(little girl giggles)

94
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A little girl, really?

95
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Nice try,
but I was there

96
00:03:47,628 --> 00:03:49,330
when your mama gave birth
to you.

97
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It's gonna take a lot more
than that to scare me.

98
00:03:55,869 --> 00:03:57,438
Okay, we've got
all the classics:

99
00:03:57,538 --> 00:04:00,073
sexy vampire,
sexy nurse,

100
00:04:00,173 --> 00:04:01,675
sexy maid.
Ooh.

101
00:04:01,775 --> 00:04:03,311
Ooh, save the sexy maid
for later.

102
00:04:03,411 --> 00:04:04,978
My room is dirty.

103
00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:07,315
Honey, we have company.

104
00:04:07,415 --> 00:04:08,582
It's fine.

105
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I know you two are freaks.

106
00:04:11,485 --> 00:04:14,622
Oh, look,
my old cheerleading uniform.

107
00:04:14,722 --> 00:04:16,324
Go Cobras!

108
00:04:16,424 --> 00:04:18,392
(chuckles)

109
00:04:18,492 --> 00:04:19,727
I used to roll the skirt up,

110
00:04:19,827 --> 00:04:21,028
so when I walked away,
you'd see my...

111
00:04:21,128 --> 00:04:22,396
Yeah, you're right.
I'm a freak.

112
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(chuckles):
All right. Well,
you guys have fun.

113
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I'm gonna go find a new space
for Webster here.

114
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You know, he was traumatized
this morning

115
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when I faced him
towards Miss Kim's yard.

116
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Okay. So, uh,
what do you think?

117
00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:39,279
Sister Mary Cleavage?
Mm.

118
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Or Satan's little helper?

119
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Ooh, I'll take the Devil.
(chuckles)

120
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Is it hot in here,
or is it just me?

121
00:04:46,587 --> 00:04:48,155
Shh...

122
00:04:49,189 --> 00:04:51,224
You know it's me.
Yeah, it's you.

123
00:04:54,261 --> 00:04:55,529
(knocking)

124
00:04:56,664 --> 00:04:57,998
Calvin?

125
00:04:58,098 --> 00:04:59,467
You home?

126
00:04:59,567 --> 00:05:01,602
Yeah. Hey, Dave.
What's going on?

127
00:05:01,702 --> 00:05:03,270
Left your wrench out front.

128
00:05:03,371 --> 00:05:05,038
Ah, yeah. Thank you.

129
00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:06,540
Ooh, while I'm here,
I was wondering,

130
00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,442
are you planning on
pranking me tonight?

131
00:05:08,542 --> 00:05:10,243
Because, you know,
I'm a little skittish already,

132
00:05:10,344 --> 00:05:11,679
and, look,
if you're gonna do it,

133
00:05:11,779 --> 00:05:13,447
can you just do it to me now?

134
00:05:14,482 --> 00:05:16,550
That's not how pranks work,
Dave.

135
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(little girl giggles)

136
00:05:19,753 --> 00:05:20,988
What was that?

137
00:05:21,088 --> 00:05:22,456
Was-was that the prank?

138
00:05:22,556 --> 00:05:24,992
Calvin, 'cause I told you,
I am skittish.

139
00:05:25,092 --> 00:05:27,728
Nah,
that's just Marty and Malcolm

140
00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:29,530
trying to pull a prank on me.

141
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And it's so lame,
it's a shame.

142
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(footsteps approaching)

143
00:05:35,736 --> 00:05:36,970
(little girl giggles)

144
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(footsteps)

145
00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:40,674
Okay, Calvin, uh...

146
00:05:40,774 --> 00:05:43,010
This all sounds pretty real
to me.

147
00:05:43,110 --> 00:05:44,378
No, Dave, I'll show you.

148
00:05:44,478 --> 00:05:45,646
They just got a fan

149
00:05:45,746 --> 00:05:47,681
and-and a speaker hidden in here
somewhere.

150
00:05:49,249 --> 00:05:53,120
LITTLE GIRL (singsongy):
You'll never find me.

151
00:05:53,220 --> 00:05:56,256
(singsongy):
And we don't want to.

152
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Aha!

153
00:06:02,430 --> 00:06:04,064
(chuckles) Found it.

154
00:06:04,164 --> 00:06:05,666
Man, you know what?
You would think,

155
00:06:05,766 --> 00:06:07,568
with me being their father,
genetically

156
00:06:07,668 --> 00:06:09,302
they would be better than this.

157
00:06:09,403 --> 00:06:11,004
Hmm.

158
00:06:11,104 --> 00:06:15,142
And just like that
we unplug ghost girl.

159
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So disappointing, guys.

160
00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:20,313
Yeah, that's right.

161
00:06:20,414 --> 00:06:24,117
Busted. You can't
dethrone the king.

162
00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:25,252
(grunts softly)

163
00:06:26,286 --> 00:06:28,489
LITTLE GIRL:
Do you want to play?

164
00:06:31,492 --> 00:06:34,462
I know I unplugged that speaker,
right, Dave?

165
00:06:37,097 --> 00:06:38,398
Dave?

166
00:06:38,499 --> 00:06:40,400
(little girl giggling)

167
00:06:44,137 --> 00:06:47,508
I can't believe these fools are
trying to come for the king.

168
00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:49,610
Now, I know my boys did it.

169
00:06:49,710 --> 00:06:54,682
I may not know how they did it,
but I know they did it.

170
00:06:54,782 --> 00:07:00,020
Or... your house is actually
haunted by a creepy little girl.

171
00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:02,222
(chuckles):
Be quiet, okay?

172
00:07:02,322 --> 00:07:04,091
We're about to get
the drop on them.

173
00:07:04,191 --> 00:07:07,060
And because I'm the landlord,
I got the key.

174
00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:09,029
Mm-hmm.

175
00:07:09,697 --> 00:07:12,132
(grunts)
What the hell?

176
00:07:14,167 --> 00:07:16,269
Okay, all right.
Well, to be fair,

177
00:07:16,369 --> 00:07:18,539
we didn't knock.

178
00:07:18,639 --> 00:07:20,240
Pop, is that you?

179
00:07:20,340 --> 00:07:21,975
Yeah. I wish it wasn't.

180
00:07:22,810 --> 00:07:24,277
MARTY:
Dad, Dad, we can talk
about boundaries later.

181
00:07:24,377 --> 00:07:27,080
Right now, we need your help.

182
00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:30,551
Why are you guys wearing
this ridiculous costume?

183
00:07:30,651 --> 00:07:32,185
We're going to
a costume party later,

184
00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:33,621
so we figured we'd
try it on first.

185
00:07:33,721 --> 00:07:35,388
And I told Marty
it was stupid,

186
00:07:35,489 --> 00:07:37,090
and the stupid zipper
got stuck.

187
00:07:37,190 --> 00:07:39,026
Yeah, well, then Malcolm
started freaking out,

188
00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:42,029
and I'm downwind from Malcolm,
so then I stated freaking out.

189
00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:43,196
Okay, all right, all right.

190
00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:44,598
Let me see what I can do.

191
00:07:44,698 --> 00:07:46,366
(shrieks)

192
00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:49,036
Very clever, fellas.
I see what you're doing.

193
00:07:49,136 --> 00:07:50,103
You got you a alibi.

194
00:07:50,203 --> 00:07:51,672
But I know that you're the ones

195
00:07:51,772 --> 00:07:53,641
that's behind this
creepy little girl stuff,

196
00:07:53,741 --> 00:07:55,509
and I'm gonna prove it.
You got to remember,

197
00:07:55,609 --> 00:07:56,677
I'm the prank king.

198
00:07:56,777 --> 00:07:59,279
What are you talking about,
Pop?

199
00:07:59,379 --> 00:08:02,049
We've been stuck in here
for an hour.

200
00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:03,350
Man, this thing
really won't budge.

201
00:08:03,450 --> 00:08:05,152
Ah! Hurry!

202
00:08:05,252 --> 00:08:07,921
I know camels can hold
their pee, but I can't!

203
00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:09,122
(groaning)

204
00:08:09,222 --> 00:08:10,423
(gasps)
(grunts)

205
00:08:10,524 --> 00:08:12,259
Ah! I'm not gonna make it!

206
00:08:12,359 --> 00:08:14,194
I'm not gonna make it!

207
00:08:16,196 --> 00:08:18,198
(door closes)
Huh.

208
00:08:18,298 --> 00:08:21,368
If you two can't get
out of a camel suit,

209
00:08:21,468 --> 00:08:24,404
then I know y'all not
behind the ghost girl.

210
00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:27,708
The question is,
who is?

211
00:08:27,808 --> 00:08:30,210
We already tried pranking you
this morning, Pop,

212
00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:31,979
and that did not work.

213
00:08:32,813 --> 00:08:34,715
Well, I'm gonna find out
who's behind this thing.

214
00:08:34,815 --> 00:08:36,416
Trust me.

215
00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:39,186
It can't be Tina.
No. No...

216
00:08:39,286 --> 00:08:40,721
Maybe it's Miss Kim.

217
00:08:40,821 --> 00:08:43,456
Nope. No. She's only
got one good hip.

218
00:08:44,457 --> 00:08:48,528
Well, I'm gonna figure out
why I agreed to go as a camel

219
00:08:48,629 --> 00:08:50,530
instead of Dumb and Dumber
like I wanted to.

220
00:08:50,631 --> 00:08:53,033
It's Halloween, son.

221
00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:55,168
You can't go as yourselves.

222
00:08:55,268 --> 00:08:56,737
(chuckling)

223
00:08:56,837 --> 00:09:00,007
You served it up too easy.
(forced chuckle)

224
00:09:02,009 --> 00:09:05,445
Ooh, girl. Look at you.

225
00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:06,980
You should save
that outfit

226
00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:09,182
for when Dave is mad at you.

227
00:09:10,483 --> 00:09:13,153
Oh, and I would happily spend
a night in hell with you.

228
00:09:13,253 --> 00:09:14,221
(growls playfully)

229
00:09:14,321 --> 00:09:17,057
(both grunting)

230
00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:22,029
Oh, hey, guys.

231
00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:25,032
What do you think
of our costumes?

232
00:09:25,132 --> 00:09:26,934
Um...

233
00:09:27,034 --> 00:09:30,070
I mean, uh, no offense...

234
00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:32,973
"No offense" is always followed
by something truly offensive,

235
00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:34,174
but go on.

236
00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:36,610
Should you be dressed that way?

237
00:09:38,278 --> 00:09:40,413
I mean, you-you're...
you're moms.

238
00:09:40,513 --> 00:09:44,017
And you have been
for, like...

239
00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:45,552
a while.

240
00:09:47,054 --> 00:09:50,190
So, what do moms dress like?

241
00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:55,062
Well, Uggs, messy hair,
sweatpants with holes in them.

242
00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:56,363
MARTY:
Yeah, uh...

243
00:09:56,463 --> 00:09:58,531
Chipped nail polish,
a T-shirt that says,

244
00:09:58,632 --> 00:10:00,567
"Everything happens
for a Riesling."

245
00:10:01,568 --> 00:10:03,603
Okay. It's time for
you haters to leave.
Yep. Beat it.

246
00:10:03,704 --> 00:10:04,772
Get out.

247
00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,976
Tina, I never thought
I'd say this,

248
00:10:09,076 --> 00:10:12,212
but do you think we're too old
for Sexy Halloween?

249
00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:14,748
You know, normally, I would
scratch your eyeballs out

250
00:10:14,848 --> 00:10:16,316
for saying that...
Mm-hmm.

251
00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:18,652
...but this corset
is killing me.

252
00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:20,688
Please, just give me
a pair of sweatpants.
Okay.

253
00:10:20,788 --> 00:10:23,356
For Halloween, I'm going
as a lady that gave up.

254
00:10:25,425 --> 00:10:27,460
You know, Calvin, that's
your third cup of coffee.

255
00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:29,496
You're damn right it is.

256
00:10:29,596 --> 00:10:32,032
Because I'm staying up
all night until I figure out

257
00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:34,201
who's trying to take
my prank crown from me.

258
00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:35,769
Okay. You know...

259
00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:37,570
Calvin, is it really
that hard to believe

260
00:10:37,671 --> 00:10:40,273
that a little ghost girl wants
to play with you?

261
00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:43,777
You know what, Dave,
you're off the case. Go home.

262
00:10:45,512 --> 00:10:47,447
Dave! Look!

263
00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:52,753
Oh, my God.

264
00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:54,221
Is that a tamale?

265
00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:59,760
No. I think it's a doll.

266
00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:01,061
Stop!

267
00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:03,363
Don't touch that.

268
00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:05,665
Wait, uh, Miss Kim,

269
00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:07,534
you-you know
who that thing belongs to?

270
00:11:07,634 --> 00:11:10,570
Oh, yes. And I'd hoped
I'd never have to see her again.

271
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:11,739
See who?

272
00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:14,374
(whispers):
Emily.

273
00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:18,278
(whispers):
Who's... Emily?

274
00:11:19,579 --> 00:11:22,482
The little girl that haunts
this neighborhood.

275
00:11:22,582 --> 00:11:24,584
Wait a minute.
I've lived here for 30 years.

276
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,720
I've never heard of this Emily.

277
00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:29,122
Have you been drinking again?

278
00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:31,391
Yes, but mind your business.

279
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:37,297
Emily lived in this neighborhood
over a century ago.

280
00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:40,467
Oh, that Emily.

281
00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:43,503
I heard about her on NPR.

282
00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:46,306
The story goes that
she went missing on Halloween,

283
00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:49,509
and now every time there's
a harvest moon on October 31,

284
00:11:49,609 --> 00:11:52,645
she returns
in search of a playmate.

285
00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:54,447
MISS KIM:
That's right, Dave.

286
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,683
The last time Emily was here,

287
00:11:56,784 --> 00:12:00,620
she picked little Willy Hopkins
to be her next playmate

288
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,590
and almost dragged him
back to the underworld.

289
00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:10,063
The whole neighborhood had to
perform a ritual to free Willy.

290
00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:12,432
You know what, Calvin?

291
00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:13,500
I bet that's the little girl

292
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:14,601
that's been running
around your house.

293
00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:16,603
She's been in your house?

294
00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:19,239
Ooh, that's not good.

295
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,141
Why?

296
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,675
Because that means
that she's chosen you

297
00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:24,344
to be her next playmate.

298
00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:26,713
So pack your bags
and include

299
00:12:26,814 --> 00:12:28,681
some short sleeves,
'cause where you're headed,

300
00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:31,018
it's gonna be hot.

301
00:12:31,118 --> 00:12:32,419
All right,
you know what, I'm done.

302
00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:34,287
I'm not listening
to this nonsense.

303
00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:36,423
Don't you have
a gentleman to grope?

304
00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:39,692
As a matter of fact, I do.

305
00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:42,495
So if you don't want to know
how to get rid of her,

306
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,231
it's your funeral.

307
00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:46,299
I'll see you later.

308
00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:48,635
Or maybe I won't.

309
00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:54,074
That's exactly what you get

310
00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:56,776
when you mix bourbon
with blood pressure pills.

311
00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,646
Whoa.

312
00:12:59,746 --> 00:13:01,481
Where's that little ugly doll?

313
00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:03,416
I bet Emily took it.

314
00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:04,617
Calvin,
you better be careful.

315
00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:07,187
Look, Dave, I'm fine.
All right?

316
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:10,323
This is just all
a bad Halloween prank.

317
00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:11,491
(door creaks)

318
00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:13,360
LITTLE GIRL:
Come play with me.

319
00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:21,334
Uh, Calvin,
that ball had blood on it.

320
00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:22,735
Aw, hell no.
Miss Kim!

321
00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:24,071
Miss Kim!

322
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:33,180
Still depressed about
our insensitive children's

323
00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:35,348
casually cruel comments?

324
00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:37,184
Yeah. We gave them life,

325
00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:39,552
and now they're
hating on ours.
Mm-hmm.

326
00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:42,389
You want a mini Kit Kat?

327
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:43,656
No.

328
00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:46,226
I want four 'cause that
makes a whole Kit Kat.

329
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,394
(laughing)

330
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:48,595
(doorbell rings)

331
00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:49,997
(both groan)

332
00:13:50,097 --> 00:13:51,564
Leave us alone!

333
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:54,101
Yeah, we're trying to eat
our feelings!

334
00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:55,202
(groans)

335
00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:56,569
Trick or treat!

336
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:59,339
Aw.
Aw. Gemma. What we got?

337
00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:00,974
Well, we are out of candy,

338
00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:03,376
but how about a scented candle,

339
00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:06,113
spare car key,
and some Clorox wipes?

340
00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:08,982
Say thank you, Joey.

341
00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:10,183
No.

342
00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:14,154
I am so sorry.

343
00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:15,588
He is in a mood tonight.

344
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,157
Don't worry about it.

345
00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:19,026
By the way,
you look great, girl.

346
00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:20,460
Yeah.
You are one wicked witch.

347
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:21,728
Mm-hmm.
Thank you!

348
00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:24,497
You know, earlier my son told me
my costume was embarrassing.

349
00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:28,068
But I wore it anyway,
'cause I am a grown-ass woman.

350
00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:30,971
Yas! I heard that.

351
00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:32,072
You know what?

352
00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:35,308
I have one mini Kit Kat left,
and it's all yours.

353
00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:36,709
Happy Halloween to me.
Yeah.

354
00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:38,545
(chuckling)

355
00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:40,047
Aw, I liked her.

356
00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:41,714
Yeah. You know what?

357
00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:43,216
She wasn't a wicked witch.

358
00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:45,285
She was our fairy godmother

359
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,687
here to remind us
that we still got it.

360
00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:51,358
Yeah. Bibbidi-bobbidi-
forget-our-kids-boo.

361
00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:55,762
And forget the sweatpants, too.

362
00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:01,168
Whoa. You guys look amazing.
Hey. (chuckles)

363
00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:02,569
Mm-hmm?
Little overdressed
for a séance,

364
00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:05,272
but amazing.

365
00:15:05,372 --> 00:15:06,406
Mama!

366
00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:08,041
We talked about this.

367
00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:10,277
It's because you're a mom.

368
00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:14,081
We did,
and I don't care.

369
00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:18,718
That's right.
As moms, we decide

370
00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:20,420
when we're too old
for something.

371
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:22,589
Now, let's get
this tea party started.

372
00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:24,491
MISS KIM:
All right.

373
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,726
Gather 'round, everyone.

374
00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:28,328
It's time, Calvin!

375
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,399
All right. I'm ready.

376
00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:35,068
Whoa, Tina.

377
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:36,203
(chuckles):
Ooh!

378
00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:38,271
Talk about the Devil
making you do it.

379
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:40,073
(chuckling)

380
00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:41,508
Mmm! Well, if you get

381
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,343
that creepy little
girl out of my house,

382
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,212
I will possess you
all night long.

383
00:15:45,312 --> 00:15:46,679
Focus, you two.

384
00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:51,218
(stammers)
Make sure you keep that on

385
00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:53,320
after this little
séance thing.
Okay.

386
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:55,722
Are all these people
really necessary?

387
00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:59,526
Yes, Calvin, we all have to
be here for it to work.

388
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:02,495
Now, sit.
(sighs)

389
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:05,032
It's the witching hour.

390
00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:12,605
I have to summon her.

391
00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:15,075
Calvin, repeat after me.

392
00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:17,444
(singsongy):
Emily...

393
00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:22,115
it's time to play.

394
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:26,553
(singsongy):
Emily...

395
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:30,723
it's time to play.

396
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,592
(electrical crackling)
(thunder rumbling)

397
00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:33,993
Oh.

398
00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:35,228
Whoa.

399
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:36,729
(groaning, gasping)

400
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,098
(footsteps running)

401
00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:40,367
(little girl giggling)

402
00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:43,103
Emily? Is that you?

403
00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:44,737
It's me, Dave.

404
00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:47,174
We met earlier.

405
00:16:47,274 --> 00:16:49,442
Uh, you-you have
a very nice laugh.

406
00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:51,144
Seriously, Dave? Come on, man.

407
00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:52,479
Calvin, I'm a people person,
okay?

408
00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:53,713
Dead or alive.

409
00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:55,248
(little girl giggling)

410
00:16:55,348 --> 00:17:00,087
Emily? It's safe
to show yourself.

411
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:02,222
You don't have to hide.

412
00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:03,690
You're among friends.

413
00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:05,258
Uh, yeah.

414
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,594
How about some double Dutch?

415
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,362
Tina and I will
play with you.

416
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:10,363
Uh-uh, girl.

417
00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:11,564
Don't put me in that.

418
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:16,669
Invite Emily to have some tea.

419
00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:22,609
Emily, would you want some tea?

420
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,977
(thunder rumbling)
(screaming)

421
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:29,249
I'd love some tea, Calvin.

422
00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:32,685
(stammers)
H-How did you know my name?

423
00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:34,554
She's a ghost, Pop.

424
00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:36,623
She probably know
your credit score, too.

425
00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:40,560
Eat a cookie.
I made them myself.

426
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:42,195
I-I don't see any cookies.

427
00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:44,197
I said eat a cookie!

428
00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:47,234
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Those cookies.

429
00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:49,402
(chuckles)

430
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:51,604
(giggles)
Mmm.

431
00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:53,440
Delicious.

432
00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:57,644
(stammers) Well, you know,
look at the time.

433
00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,279
You know, it's Halloween,

434
00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:01,581
so I'm sure you got
a lot of other ghost,

435
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,916
ghoulie, creepy stuff to do.

436
00:18:04,016 --> 00:18:07,019
So, uh, just go ahead and enjoy
the rest of your death, okay?

437
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,556
You're coming to my world

438
00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:13,626
where we can play together
forever.

439
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,664
That's gonna be a hard no
from me. Okay.

440
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,699
(demonic voice):
Come with me!

441
00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:22,402
(Calvin screams)

442
00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:24,337
Get this little devil baby
off me!

443
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:25,672
Oh, I can't... Ah!

444
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,640
I ain't been to the Bahamas yet!

445
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:29,242
(shouting indistinctly)

446
00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:31,178
(grunting)

447
00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:32,712
(all laughing)

448
00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:34,547
Gotcha!

449
00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:36,549
What?

450
00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:37,950
TINA:
Oh, we got him!

451
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:39,051
What's going...
Yes!

452
00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:40,953
It was a prank, Dad.

453
00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:42,455
Yeah.
We finally got you.

454
00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:44,257
Yeah, we did.
Wait a minute.

455
00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:45,658
You all were in on this?

456
00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:47,560
(others agreeing)
Yeah. You had it coming.

457
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,529
Remember when you put
that stink bomb in my mailbag?

458
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:52,299
Yeah. And then when you put
that Krazy Glue on my blunt.

459
00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:54,066
I was talking like this
for two days.

460
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:56,336
And, baby,
it wasn't even Halloween.

461
00:18:56,436 --> 00:19:01,040
I mean, you can't limit all this
talent to just one day a year.

462
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,509
But wait a minute.

463
00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:04,244
How did y'all do
the creepy little girl?

464
00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:06,446
Oh, Emily was a hologram
me and my buddies worked on

465
00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:07,614
at JPL.

466
00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:09,482
We did everything
with remote controls,

467
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:11,484
projection audio,
and a fog machine.

468
00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:13,420
And I got all the sound effects
off the Internet.

469
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:14,621
Well, except for one.

470
00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:16,489
(giggles)

471
00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:17,524
Too soon?

472
00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:19,025
(others laugh)

473
00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:21,027
Baby, we were all in on it.

474
00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:22,262
Don't be mad at us.

475
00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:24,397
I'm not mad.
(chuckles): I mean...

476
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,098
it took a whole neighborhood

477
00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:29,168
and a team of engineers
just to trick me.

478
00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:31,137
Besides,
I wasn't even really scared.

479
00:19:31,238 --> 00:19:32,605
What?
(overlapping groans, chatter)

480
00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:34,140
Yeah, come on, Pop.

481
00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:35,542
You were terrified.

482
00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:37,644
No, I was not.
You know what I mean?

483
00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:40,547
The only reason that
I had tears coming out my eyes,

484
00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:42,382
because that doll's hair
got in there,

485
00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:45,051
and I'm allergic
to the synthetic...

486
00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:47,153
(overlapping chatter)

487
00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:53,326
Yesterday was so much fun.

488
00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:55,962
You know what, I'm glad
you all enjoyed yourselves.

489
00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:57,096
(chuckling)

490
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,065
You edit the video yet, Marty?

491
00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:00,300
Yeah. Almost done.

492
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,335
Just adding some close-up's
of Dad's tears.

493
00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:04,671
(forced laugh)

494
00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:06,005
You know what?

495
00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:08,007
I got everybody
a little something

496
00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:10,477
to congratulate you
on finally pranking me.

497
00:20:10,577 --> 00:20:13,413
So, uh, here.
Go ahead and open it.

498
00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:15,348
Ooh, I love mixed nuts.
(others disagreeing)

499
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:16,749
What?

500
00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:18,251
Do not open that.

501
00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:19,486
It's the oldest trick
in the book, man.

502
00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:23,155
(chuckles):
You got me.

503
00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:26,158
(chuckling)

504
00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:28,194
Eh, I guess I'm losing my touch.

505
00:20:28,295 --> 00:20:29,729
(chuckles)
It's okay. It's all right.

506
00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:31,398
Hey, Malcolm, uh,
turn the game on.

507
00:20:31,498 --> 00:20:33,633
Oh, that's right.
(grunts): Yep.

508
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:36,636
What y'all doing?
(screaming)

509
00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:39,706
(laughing)

510
00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:45,278
(chuckles) Yes!

511
00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:47,013
I'm still the king!

512
00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:49,682
(both chuckling)

513
00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:51,651
So, you're gonna fix
my transmission, right?

514
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,252
Uh, nah.

515
00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:55,722
That was also
a part of the prank. (laughs)

516
00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:03,296
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517
00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:05,398
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