1
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Hey!

2
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Hey, Victor.
What are you doing?

3
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What's it look like I'm doing?
I'm showering.

4
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Yes, I can see that.

5
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But I really don't think
you should be taking advantage

6
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of Calvin's property like this.

7
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It's... it's not right.

8
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Well,
I'm on Calvin's property,

9
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but I'm using your water.

10
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Does that make you feel
any better?

11
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No, it does not make
me feel any better.

12
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Victor.

13
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I know you're not taking
a shower in my yard.

14
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He sure is,
but you know what,

15
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if it makes you feel any better,
he's using my water.

16
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It would make me feel better
if he was wearing pants.

17
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Let me get my paper,
man.

18
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Oh, hey, hey, man.
That's my towel.

19
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And that's my loofah,
but you can keep that.

20
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪

21
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♪ Welcome to the hood.

22
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Oh, what?Yeah, and then he had the nerve

23
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to ask me for a towel.

24
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Man, ever since Crackhead
Victor lost his house,

25
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he has taken his antics
to a whole new level.

26
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Yeah.

27
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Yeah, if only there was a...

28
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a strong Black man
who could talk to him.

29
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You know,
someone in the neighborhood

30
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who everyone looks up to,

31
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and who just loves getting
in other people's business.

32
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[Malcolm clears throat]

33
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Nope, nope,
not gonna happen.

34
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Every time I try to help him,
I always get burned.

35
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Last time,

36
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he stole the seats
out my truck.

37
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Had to drive to work
in a lawn chair.

38
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Come on, Dave.
We out of here.

39
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[murmuring]

40
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[entry bells jingle]

41
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Hey, guys.

42
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ALL:
Hey, Keisha!

43
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Hey, Uncle Que.

44
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Yo, I heard Keisha just broke
up with Big Time Slim.

45
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Okay, I have always had
a crush on her.

46
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And now that we're
a little bit older,

47
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it's finally time
for me to shoot my shot.

48
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[laughing]

49
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Listen, save your marshmallow
bullets, Cupid.

50
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TREY: Right.You're not exactly
Keisha's type, bro.

51
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Yeah, man, she likes rappers.
You know, thugs.

52
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Dudes with tattoos
and swag.

53
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You know, basically
everything opposite of you.

54
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Yeah.

55
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Trust me,
I'll get my chance.

56
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And when I do,
I'll be ready.

57
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[chuckles]:
Okay.

58
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Bye, Uncle Que.

59
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Thanks, Marty.

60
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[giggling]

61
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[clears throat]
Top of the morning to ya!

62
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Oh.

63
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[laughter]

64
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Well, this has gone too far.

65
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So, Gemma, what's got
your husband's tight khakis

66
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in a bunch?

67
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We just found Victor
napping in our car.

68
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What?

69
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Yeah, he says
the pine smell helps

70
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with his allergies.

71
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Aw... Calvin, honey.

72
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I think it's time for you
to talk to Victor again.

73
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No, babe.

74
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I've been down that road
with him too many times.

75
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It's a dead end.

76
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Calvin,
you watched Victor grow up.

77
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He was like a nephew to you.

78
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Wow, I didn't know you
and Victor were that close.

79
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Oh, are you kidding me?

80
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Calvin loved Victor so much,

81
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that when Victor wanted
to become a barber,

82
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Calvin let him practice
on his hair.

83
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And it was that love
that saved his behind

84
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when he pressed and curled
my hair like Al Sharpton.

85
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Wait, so you guys knew Victor
before he started using?

86
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Yeah.

87
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He got hooked after he was
deployed to Afghanistan.

88
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Oh, what a shame.

89
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He risked his life
for our country,

90
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and then he ended up
on the streets.

91
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You know, the VA has a rehab
program to help veterans.

92
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I could probably get him
some help.

93
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Yeah, you know what,
look, I can handle Victor.

94
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Calvin, you've
done enough.

95
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I once helped
my college roommate kick NoDoz.

96
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Calvin, please go save my man.

97
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Okay, Dave.

98
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Now listen,
in order to help Victor,

99
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first we got to catch him.Mm-hmm.

100
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And when he's using,
he gets super skittish

101
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when he feels threatened,
so...

102
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we got to treat him
like a wild bear in a mosh pit.

103
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Calvin, I got this.

104
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People don't call me
Speedy Johnson for nothing.

105
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Nobody calls you Speedy Johnson.

106
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Everybody calls me
Speedy Johnson.
Oh, my...

107
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Okay, here comes Victor.

108
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Remember what I said.
Don't move.

109
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Hey, Victor.

110
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Uh...

111
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can I talk to you
for a second?

112
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Go! Go, go, Speedy!

113
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Victor, get back here!

114
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No, Victor, no.

115
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Victor!

116
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Yeah, I wouldn't do that
if I were you.

117
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I got him.

118
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[Dave groans]

119
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Nice haircut, man.Thanks.

120
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What just happened?

121
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Crack, Dave. Crack happened.

122
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All right,come on.

123
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Mmm, you know what
this cupcake needs?

124
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A paying customer?

125
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Sorry.

126
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I'm just always hungry
all the time.

127
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I'm eating for two.

128
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Yeah, well, right now
you're eating for free.

129
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Oh, I'm so happy
you're both here.

130
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I'm looking for
some fashion advice

131
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from some cool, hip women.

132
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Oh, thank you, baby.OH, that's so sweet.

133
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Yeah,
but since I couldn't find any,

134
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I thought I'd come
to you two.

135
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Talk fast, boy.

136
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Okay, okay. Uh...

137
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It's time for me to go
in a new direction,

138
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clothes-wise.

139
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I love any kind of makeover.

140
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Makeup, clothes, bathrooms.

141
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I live for a reveal.

142
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Okay, well,

143
00:06:07,540 --> 00:06:09,064
are you up-to-date on
the latest street fashion?

144
00:06:09,194 --> 00:06:11,893
I'm gonna have to do
some light Instagram stalking,

145
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but I am sure
I can figure it out.Okay.

146
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Well, since I've got
these cupcake orders to fill,

147
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I'm gonna leave my baby
in your hands.

148
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[gasps]

149
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Oh, hell nah!

150
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First, you eat up
all my cupcakes,

151
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and then you turn my son
into one of the Migos.

152
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BOTH:
Nailed it!

153
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[chuckles]

154
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[whooping]

155
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[laughs]

156
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Gemma got your boy nice.
No cap, Tina.

157
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You call me Tina again,
I'm-a cap that ass.

158
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I'm sorry, Mama.Yeah.

159
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Since we can't outrun him,
we got to outthink him.

160
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All right?
Give me your sunglasses,

161
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your phone and your wallet.

162
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[quietly]:
Okay, come on.

163
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All right.

164
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There.

165
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The crackhead trap is set.

166
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Okay, here he comes,
here he comes.

167
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Hide, hide.

168
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Gotcha.

169
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All right,
let me out of here, man.

170
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All right,
look, Victor,

171
00:07:38,632 --> 00:07:40,024
all we want to do
is talk, man.

172
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Okay, come on, Victor.

173
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I can always get another lamp.

174
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No, no, no! No!

175
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Not my Ed Sheeran
autographed ukulele.

176
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Victor, listen to me, man.

177
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You better get off that table.

178
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You can't tell me what to do!

179
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I'm a grown man!

180
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What's going on?

181
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Why is Victor on my table?

182
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Boy, if you don't get down...

183
00:08:03,307 --> 00:08:06,310
I'm gonna give you everything
your butt signed up for.

184
00:08:06,442 --> 00:08:08,009
Yes, ma'am.

185
00:08:09,836 --> 00:08:12,709
I'm talking about everything
your butt signed up for.

186
00:08:18,932 --> 00:08:20,151
Man, when are they
gonna get here?

187
00:08:20,281 --> 00:08:21,935
I'm ready to get
this intervention on.

188
00:08:22,065 --> 00:08:24,894
Trey, why are you so excited
about Victor's intervention?

189
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Because for the first time,
I'm on the other side, player.

190
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[chuckling]:
Oh, yerp.

191
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What up, yo?

192
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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Sorry, man.

193
00:08:33,381 --> 00:08:34,687
The barbershop is closed.

194
00:08:34,817 --> 00:08:37,341
Malcolm, it's me, Marty.

195
00:08:37,472 --> 00:08:39,735
I know it's you, Marty.

196
00:08:39,866 --> 00:08:41,172
I'm pretending I don't know you.

197
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Man, go home and change!

198
00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:44,653
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Don't hate, man.

199
00:08:44,784 --> 00:08:48,265
I have the look of the Migos
with the attitude of Ice Cube.

200
00:08:48,397 --> 00:08:51,269
You look like a wide receiver
on draft day.

201
00:08:52,662 --> 00:08:53,836
What is this all about, Marty?

202
00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:55,447
Hey, man, just...

203
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[chuckles] Never mind.

204
00:08:59,277 --> 00:09:00,322
Marty?

205
00:09:01,322 --> 00:09:03,716
[scoffs]
Is that you?

206
00:09:03,846 --> 00:09:05,153
Yeah, fo sho, baby.

207
00:09:05,283 --> 00:09:06,720
[chuckles] Fo sho.

208
00:09:06,850 --> 00:09:08,634
But the streets call me Big Mar.

209
00:09:08,764 --> 00:09:10,071
[chuckles]

210
00:09:10,201 --> 00:09:12,202
This is a way different look

211
00:09:12,333 --> 00:09:13,943
than what you were sporting
earlier.

212
00:09:14,075 --> 00:09:16,337
Uh, yeah,
that-that's because

213
00:09:16,467 --> 00:09:17,774
you caught me
in my court outfit.

214
00:09:17,904 --> 00:09:19,210
You see...

215
00:09:19,341 --> 00:09:20,211
[Jamaican accent]:
a bad man got caught

216
00:09:20,341 --> 00:09:22,169
for doing bad men things.

217
00:09:22,299 --> 00:09:23,823
[laughing]

218
00:09:23,953 --> 00:09:26,870
It's like watching Al Roker
try to Crip Walk.

219
00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,741
Yeah, you need to get
with a real G like me,

220
00:09:28,871 --> 00:09:30,613
because I move in silence.

221
00:09:30,744 --> 00:09:33,615
Like the "G"
in "lasagna."

222
00:09:33,746 --> 00:09:37,489
So, can a bad man
walk a girl home?

223
00:09:37,620 --> 00:09:39,883
[chuckles]:
Fo sho.

224
00:09:40,014 --> 00:09:43,017
Like the song says,
"Today was a good day."

225
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♪

226
00:09:47,543 --> 00:09:49,153
Where is it?

227
00:09:49,283 --> 00:09:51,067
Well, Victor, I lied to you.

228
00:09:51,198 --> 00:09:53,244
There is no cotton candy.

229
00:09:53,375 --> 00:09:54,331
I knew it.

230
00:09:54,462 --> 00:09:56,029
Okay, come on, man.

231
00:09:56,159 --> 00:09:58,597
Look, I had to get you
to your intervention somehow.

232
00:09:58,727 --> 00:10:01,861
Victor, we know what
you've been through.

233
00:10:01,991 --> 00:10:06,039
This is a chance for you to
tell all of us how you feel.

234
00:10:06,169 --> 00:10:08,825
You don't care how I feel.

235
00:10:08,956 --> 00:10:11,000
When y'all look at me,
all you see is Crackhead Victor.

236
00:10:11,131 --> 00:10:13,003
You know what,
that's it, guys.

237
00:10:13,134 --> 00:10:15,918
First, we got to stop
calling him Crackhead Victor.

238
00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:17,965
All right?
Addiction is an illness.

239
00:10:18,095 --> 00:10:19,706
It's not who he is.

240
00:10:21,490 --> 00:10:23,013
Look, Vic.

241
00:10:23,144 --> 00:10:25,101
I know you feel like
no one understands you.

242
00:10:25,232 --> 00:10:28,628
That's exactly how I felt
when I came home from Iraq.

243
00:10:28,758 --> 00:10:30,890
Hold up,
you're a veteran, too?

244
00:10:31,020 --> 00:10:32,326
Yeah.

245
00:10:32,456 --> 00:10:34,415
So I know firsthand
how hard it can be

246
00:10:34,546 --> 00:10:35,938
to adjust to civilian life.

247
00:10:36,070 --> 00:10:38,115
Look, PTSD, it affects
all of us differently,

248
00:10:38,245 --> 00:10:40,988
but you got to know,
you're not alone.

249
00:10:41,118 --> 00:10:43,424
Nobody asked anyone
to worry about me.

250
00:10:43,554 --> 00:10:46,557
Yet here we all are.

251
00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:49,735
Dave, tell him the plan.

252
00:10:49,865 --> 00:10:51,693
All right, well,
look, it wasn't easy.

253
00:10:51,825 --> 00:10:54,610
I made a ton of calls,
and all the rehab beds

254
00:10:54,740 --> 00:10:56,786
were taken in the neighboring
VA hospitals.

255
00:10:56,917 --> 00:10:59,658
But I was able
to find you a bed

256
00:10:59,788 --> 00:11:01,878
an hour away
in Loma Linda,

257
00:11:02,009 --> 00:11:04,446
if... if you're ready.

258
00:11:06,013 --> 00:11:08,318
Look, man, we've all been
working really hard

259
00:11:08,450 --> 00:11:10,278
to get you back
to the old Victor.

260
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,847
Newsflash, Calvin.

261
00:11:14,977 --> 00:11:17,067
The old Victor's gone.

262
00:11:17,197 --> 00:11:19,155
I left him
back in Afghanistan.

263
00:11:19,287 --> 00:11:22,158
I came back to nothing
but pain.

264
00:11:22,289 --> 00:11:23,725
My parents died.

265
00:11:23,856 --> 00:11:26,033
I lost my friends.

266
00:11:26,163 --> 00:11:28,644
I lost myself.

267
00:11:29,644 --> 00:11:31,778
The only thing that can help me
with that pain:

268
00:11:31,908 --> 00:11:33,388
drugs.

269
00:11:34,649 --> 00:11:37,043
Hey, Victor, look,
all my pops is trying to say...

270
00:11:37,173 --> 00:11:38,871
I know what he's trying to say.

271
00:11:39,001 --> 00:11:41,177
But I ain't trying to hear it
right now.

272
00:11:41,308 --> 00:11:43,267
Victor, I swear, if you
walk out that door,

273
00:11:43,398 --> 00:11:44,703
I'm done with you.

274
00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:50,665
Victor.

275
00:11:50,797 --> 00:11:52,494
Come on.

276
00:11:59,413 --> 00:12:01,458
[gunfire on TV]

277
00:12:03,461 --> 00:12:05,725
Ooh...

278
00:12:05,855 --> 00:12:07,639
That movie went hard, right?

279
00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:09,640
[chuckles forcefully]
Yeah. Yeah.

280
00:12:09,772 --> 00:12:11,207
You know, I give it
two guns up.

281
00:12:11,339 --> 00:12:13,297
Pow, pow. [laughs]

282
00:12:15,472 --> 00:12:17,649
You know,
when we were younger,

283
00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:19,607
I always thought you were cute.

284
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:22,828
Just a little too nice and soft,
if you know what I mean.

285
00:12:22,958 --> 00:12:24,831
Oh, yeah. I hear you.
I hear you.

286
00:12:24,961 --> 00:12:28,355
But, you know, maybe
sometimes being nice and soft

287
00:12:28,485 --> 00:12:30,009
isn't so bad.

288
00:12:30,139 --> 00:12:31,706
Maybe.

289
00:12:31,837 --> 00:12:33,840
But I like roughnecks
like you.

290
00:12:33,970 --> 00:12:35,580
[chuckles]:
Oh... Yeah, yeah.

291
00:12:35,711 --> 00:12:37,756
[giggling]:
That tickles.

292
00:12:39,366 --> 00:12:41,325
Tell me, Big Mar.

293
00:12:41,456 --> 00:12:44,414
What's the baddest thing
you've ever done?

294
00:12:44,546 --> 00:12:46,634
Oh, uh...

295
00:12:46,765 --> 00:12:48,724
[chuckles, scoffs]

296
00:12:48,855 --> 00:12:50,072
Hmm...

297
00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:52,162
I mean...

298
00:12:52,293 --> 00:12:54,511
One time,

299
00:12:54,643 --> 00:12:57,384
I took spare change and threw it
in a sacred well.

300
00:12:58,734 --> 00:13:01,041
Oh. "Spare Change" is
a rapper's name, right?

301
00:13:01,171 --> 00:13:02,999
Yes. Yeah, yeah.

302
00:13:03,129 --> 00:13:05,174
Uh, yeah, yeah, let me
straighten it out for you, baby.

303
00:13:05,306 --> 00:13:07,830
Okay. So, Lil Spare Change was
a wannabe rapper.

304
00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:11,094
I took him and DJ Dollar Bill
and threw them in that well.

305
00:13:11,225 --> 00:13:13,705
[chuckles] You feel me?

306
00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:16,490
I feel you, Big Mar.
Ooh.

307
00:13:16,620 --> 00:13:18,710
I feel you.

308
00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:20,364
[chuckles]

309
00:13:20,495 --> 00:13:21,625
Errbody do, baby.

310
00:13:21,756 --> 00:13:22,626
[chuckles]

311
00:13:22,758 --> 00:13:24,499
Errbody.

312
00:13:27,501 --> 00:13:29,808
Hey, hey,
what you ladies up to?

313
00:13:29,938 --> 00:13:33,202
Oh, just looking through old
photos of the neighborhood.

314
00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:36,816
You know, people,
places, Victor.

315
00:13:36,946 --> 00:13:38,556
Oh, no.

316
00:13:38,687 --> 00:13:40,557
Look, I've done
everything I can.

317
00:13:40,688 --> 00:13:42,865
Even Dave tried.
You-you were there.

318
00:13:42,995 --> 00:13:44,911
He almost lost his baby guitar.

319
00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:48,523
I hear what you're saying,
but, aw...

320
00:13:48,653 --> 00:13:51,700
look at this old picture
of Victor and Calvin.

321
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,702
Aw, Victor looks
so good there.
[laughs]

322
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:55,922
Ah.
Aw.

323
00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:57,400
You remember that day?

324
00:13:57,532 --> 00:13:58,837
[scoffs]

325
00:13:58,967 --> 00:14:01,014
Yeah. Of course.

326
00:14:01,144 --> 00:14:02,537
This was Victor's senior prom.

327
00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:04,234
He didn't have money
for a limo,

328
00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:08,456
so I rented a tux and
chauffeured him and his date.

329
00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:10,110
That's so sweet of you.

330
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,460
Yeah. After that,
Victor signed up for the Army.

331
00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:14,854
You were so proud of him.

332
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,203
Yeah.

333
00:14:17,333 --> 00:14:18,466
I was.

334
00:14:18,596 --> 00:14:20,120
[car alarm blaring]

335
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:21,817
Ooh,
let me get my bat.

336
00:14:21,947 --> 00:14:23,253
Oh, it's just Victor.

337
00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:26,299
Oh, well, shouldn't
you turn your alarm off?

338
00:14:26,429 --> 00:14:27,735
No, he's got the code.

339
00:14:27,866 --> 00:14:29,476
He'll leave once
his sinuses clear up.

340
00:14:30,477 --> 00:14:31,957
[car alarm stops]

341
00:14:32,087 --> 00:14:33,654
Okay, I, um...

342
00:14:33,784 --> 00:14:35,221
I need you to do me
a favor, baby.

343
00:14:35,351 --> 00:14:36,527
I need you to take these
to Victor.

344
00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:38,442
Oh, no. Come on, Tina.

345
00:14:38,572 --> 00:14:40,052
No, no.

346
00:14:40,182 --> 00:14:41,793
I've done all I could do
for this guy.

347
00:14:41,923 --> 00:14:43,664
I'm not going back out there.
Forget about it.

348
00:14:43,794 --> 00:14:45,274
Come on, baby. If you do it,

349
00:14:45,405 --> 00:14:47,668
I'll act like it's your birthday
tonight.

350
00:14:52,673 --> 00:14:54,850
O-Okay.

351
00:14:54,980 --> 00:14:57,634
But I still get
my real birthday, too, right?

352
00:14:57,765 --> 00:14:59,899
Oh, most definitely.

353
00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:03,684
Victor.

354
00:15:04,903 --> 00:15:06,253
Come on, man. Open up.

355
00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:08,124
[sniffs]
Mmm.

356
00:15:08,254 --> 00:15:10,561
Pine. That does smell nice.

357
00:15:11,519 --> 00:15:14,434
Look, Tina wanted me
to give you this.

358
00:15:14,565 --> 00:15:15,870
I'm out.

359
00:15:16,001 --> 00:15:18,004
Hey, hey, wait, wait, wait.

360
00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:19,875
What's-what's this?

361
00:15:20,005 --> 00:15:21,963
I don't know.
Tina must've put it in your bag.

362
00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:24,749
Yeah, I remember this.

363
00:15:24,879 --> 00:15:26,099
My dad's lawn mower
had broken down,

364
00:15:26,229 --> 00:15:27,534
and instead of taking it
to the repair shop,

365
00:15:27,664 --> 00:15:28,927
you taught me how to fix it.

366
00:15:29,928 --> 00:15:32,452
Oh, yeah. Yeah.

367
00:15:32,582 --> 00:15:34,716
And you used that lawn mower
to start cutting grass

368
00:15:34,846 --> 00:15:36,586
in the neighborhood
and make yourself some money.

369
00:15:36,717 --> 00:15:38,546
Bought your first
pair of Jordans.

370
00:15:38,676 --> 00:15:40,025
Sure did.

371
00:15:40,155 --> 00:15:41,984
Only for them to be stolen
by a crackhead.

372
00:15:42,115 --> 00:15:44,159
The irony.
Hmm.

373
00:15:45,335 --> 00:15:46,857
Yeah.

374
00:15:49,383 --> 00:15:52,647
I didn't ask to be this way,
Calvin.

375
00:15:52,777 --> 00:15:55,084
Not everyone wins at life.

376
00:15:55,215 --> 00:15:57,652
Look, Victor.

377
00:15:57,782 --> 00:16:00,567
Everybody has
a story to tell, man.

378
00:16:00,697 --> 00:16:03,178
And luckily for me,
I've been a part of yours.

379
00:16:03,309 --> 00:16:05,789
I remember when you were
that scrawny little kid

380
00:16:05,921 --> 00:16:07,749
who just moved
into this neighborhood.

381
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:10,533
I remember taking you
to get ice cream

382
00:16:10,664 --> 00:16:13,101
when you got straight A's
in middle school.

383
00:16:13,232 --> 00:16:15,451
Or hiding you from your mama
when you threw that boomerang

384
00:16:15,582 --> 00:16:17,541
through her picture window.[laughs]

385
00:16:17,672 --> 00:16:19,979
Tore my butt up twice
when she found me, too.

386
00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:22,197
[both chuckle]

387
00:16:24,287 --> 00:16:26,201
I miss you, Mama.

388
00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:31,642
Look, man.

389
00:16:31,773 --> 00:16:34,471
I don't care about
all the stuff you've done.

390
00:16:34,601 --> 00:16:36,604
All right, I know you.

391
00:16:36,734 --> 00:16:38,649
The real you.

392
00:16:38,779 --> 00:16:40,173
And, uh...

393
00:16:42,087 --> 00:16:43,437
Well, I love you too much

394
00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:46,004
for this to be
how your story ends.

395
00:16:46,134 --> 00:16:47,745
But...

396
00:16:47,875 --> 00:16:49,051
that's not up to me.

397
00:16:50,748 --> 00:16:53,054
It's your story.

398
00:16:57,451 --> 00:16:59,582
Tonight was on point,Big Mar.

399
00:16:59,713 --> 00:17:01,019
Oh, yeah, you know,

400
00:17:01,149 --> 00:17:02,543
the best part of the night
for me was...

401
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:05,894
That part.

402
00:17:07,155 --> 00:17:09,332
Mmm, cherry.
[chuckles]

403
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:11,160
Good night, Big Mar.

404
00:17:11,290 --> 00:17:14,119
Uh, yeah, good, uh,
good night, Kiki.

405
00:17:16,338 --> 00:17:17,949
[exhales sharply]

406
00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:20,082
[whooping]

407
00:17:23,432 --> 00:17:25,869
[chuckling]

408
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,699
So, how was your date,
Nice Cube?

409
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:32,442
Man, it was exhausting.

410
00:17:32,573 --> 00:17:36,576
I had no idea
it was so hard being so hard.

411
00:17:38,578 --> 00:17:40,624
All right,
check this, little bro.

412
00:17:40,755 --> 00:17:42,451
I know that Keisha has been

413
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:44,932
your most wanted
since we were kids...Yeah.

414
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,500
But, Marty,
you don't want a woman

415
00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:47,979
who doesn't dig you for you.

416
00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:50,634
[groans] You're right.

417
00:17:50,765 --> 00:17:53,636
And-and I-I plan on
coming clean to Keisha,

418
00:17:53,768 --> 00:17:55,943
once we're married and have
our twins, Luke and Leia.

419
00:17:56,901 --> 00:17:59,208
Look, man,
you are my little brother,

420
00:17:59,338 --> 00:18:01,731
and I don't just love you,
I like you.

421
00:18:01,863 --> 00:18:04,431
And I would hope that
any woman you end up with

422
00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:06,867
would love you
and like you, too.

423
00:18:07,868 --> 00:18:09,435
[sighs] All right, man.

424
00:18:09,566 --> 00:18:11,176
[grunts]

425
00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:12,655
God,

426
00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:15,659
if Keisha is for me,
give me a sign.

427
00:18:15,789 --> 00:18:17,138
[knocking]

428
00:18:19,968 --> 00:18:21,361
[chuckles]

429
00:18:21,490 --> 00:18:22,839
The Lord has spoken.

430
00:18:24,493 --> 00:18:26,365
Hey, I just got invited
to a release party,

431
00:18:26,496 --> 00:18:29,064
and there's only one bad boy
I want by my side.

432
00:18:29,194 --> 00:18:31,413
Oh, hell yeah, girl,
I love album release parties.

433
00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:33,547
[chuckles]
You're so funny.

434
00:18:33,676 --> 00:18:35,114
It's not an album release party.

435
00:18:35,243 --> 00:18:36,549
This is a prison release party.

436
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:37,942
What?

437
00:18:38,073 --> 00:18:39,552
Lil Murder Junior just got out.

438
00:18:39,682 --> 00:18:41,729
But his name is
Lil Murder Junior!

439
00:18:41,858 --> 00:18:43,512
Technicality.

440
00:18:44,601 --> 00:18:45,906
It's okay if I go freshen up?

441
00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:48,300
What?

442
00:18:48,431 --> 00:18:50,477
[singsongy]:
Technicality.

443
00:18:55,046 --> 00:18:57,396
Morning, Calvin.

444
00:18:58,354 --> 00:19:00,008
You want some help getting him
off your porch?

445
00:19:00,138 --> 00:19:03,445
Nah.
Just let him sleep it off.

446
00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:07,755
Okay, I'm ready.

447
00:19:07,884 --> 00:19:09,191
Ready for what?

448
00:19:09,321 --> 00:19:10,497
I'm ready to get help.

449
00:19:11,801 --> 00:19:13,413
Uh...

450
00:19:13,542 --> 00:19:15,153
Did I hear what I thought
I just heard?

451
00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:16,763
Yeah, Dave.

452
00:19:16,894 --> 00:19:19,288
My man Victor here said
he's ready to get help.

453
00:19:19,419 --> 00:19:22,161
Our man is ready to get help.

454
00:19:22,290 --> 00:19:24,510
BOTH:
Our man is ready to get help!Guys!

455
00:19:24,641 --> 00:19:25,990
This ain't helping.

456
00:19:27,035 --> 00:19:29,037
Hold on.
Let me grab my keys.

457
00:19:29,167 --> 00:19:31,125
Be right back.All right, well, come on.
Hurry up.

458
00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:34,868
Hey, hey, hey. Ain't you gonna
get dressed first?

459
00:19:34,999 --> 00:19:36,826
You can't waste time
when a man is ready.

460
00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:39,829
Victor, you are in good hands
with me and Calvin.

461
00:19:39,961 --> 00:19:41,092
We got you.

462
00:19:42,093 --> 00:19:43,311
[engine starts]

463
00:19:44,965 --> 00:19:46,532
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

464
00:19:46,663 --> 00:19:48,751
Yeah, all right.
Well, back it up.

465
00:19:53,278 --> 00:19:55,802
Okay, now we got you.

466
00:19:57,239 --> 00:19:58,500
It's true. And then,

467
00:19:58,632 --> 00:20:00,154
at the party,
guns start going off,

468
00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:02,201
so I hit the ground,
and Keisha says,

469
00:20:02,330 --> 00:20:03,810
"Real men don't duck."

470
00:20:03,941 --> 00:20:06,116
[laughter]

471
00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:07,902
Well, sounds like
it's bye-bye, thug life,

472
00:20:08,031 --> 00:20:09,990
and hello,
Star Trekmarathon.

473
00:20:10,121 --> 00:20:12,211
[chuckles]:
Man, hey, that's right, baby.

474
00:20:12,340 --> 00:20:15,083
The geek is back.[chuckling]

475
00:20:15,213 --> 00:20:17,085
Well, we knew that when
you walked in in that sweater.

476
00:20:17,215 --> 00:20:18,217
[laughter]

477
00:20:22,873 --> 00:20:24,266
Hon, you don't have
to jump a car.

478
00:20:24,396 --> 00:20:25,615
No man living off of crack
and Now and Laters

479
00:20:25,746 --> 00:20:27,355
is gonna outdo me.

480
00:20:27,487 --> 00:20:28,878
You know what, she's right,
man.
Yeah.

481
00:20:29,009 --> 00:20:30,576
Don't do it.Eh?

482
00:20:30,707 --> 00:20:31,751
Until I get my camera ready.

483
00:20:31,882 --> 00:20:32,752
Baby!Calvin!

484
00:20:32,883 --> 00:20:34,015
No, this is
gonna be good.

485
00:20:34,144 --> 00:20:35,364
Oh, my gosh.[groans]
All right.

486
00:20:35,494 --> 00:20:37,323
Okay.Go! Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, baby.

487
00:20:37,452 --> 00:20:38,846
Yeah. WorldStar!

488
00:20:39,586 --> 00:20:40,978
[groans]

489
00:20:44,547 --> 00:20:47,288
Aw, man.

490
00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:49,248
I didn't press record.

491
00:20:49,377 --> 00:20:50,640
You gonna have to do it again.

492
00:21:00,824 --> 00:21:03,826
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