1
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Hey!

2
00:00:09,542 --> 00:00:11,711
Hey, Victor.
What are you doing?

3
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What's it look like I'm doing?
I'm showering.

4
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Yes, I can see that.

5
00:00:16,483 --> 00:00:18,184
But I really don't think
you should be taking advantage

6
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of Calvin's property like this.

7
00:00:19,586 --> 00:00:21,121
It's... it's not right.

8
00:00:21,187 --> 00:00:22,589
Well,
I'm on Calvin's property,

9
00:00:22,655 --> 00:00:24,090
but I'm using your water.

10
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Does that make you feel
any better?

11
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No, it does not make
me feel any better.

12
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Victor.

13
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I know you're not taking
a shower in my yard.

14
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He sure is,
but you know what,

15
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if it makes you feel any better,
he's using my water.

16
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It would make me feel better
if he was wearing pants.

17
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Let me get my paper,
man.

18
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Oh, hey, hey, man.
That's my towel.

19
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And that's my loofah,
but you can keep that.

20
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪

21
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪

22
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Oh, what?

23
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Yeah, and then he had the nerve

24
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to ask me for a towel.

25
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Man, ever since Crackhead
Victor lost his house,

26
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he has taken his antics
to a whole new level.

27
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Yeah.

28
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Yeah, if only there was a...

29
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a strong Black man
who could talk to him.

30
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You know,
someone in the neighborhood

31
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who everyone looks up to,

32
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and who just loves getting
in other people's business.

33
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(Malcolm clears throat)

34
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Nope, nope,
not gonna happen.

35
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Every time I try to help him,
I always get burned.

36
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Last time,

37
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he stole the seats
out my truck.

38
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Had to drive to work
in a lawn chair.

39
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Come on, Dave.
We out of here.

40
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(murmuring)

41
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(entry bells jingle)

42
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Hey, guys.

43
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ALL:
Hey, Keisha!

44
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Hey, Uncle Que.

45
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Yo, I heard Keisha just broke
up with Big Time Slim.

46
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Okay, I have always had
a crush on her.

47
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And now that we're
a little bit older,

48
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it's finally time
for me to shoot my shot.

49
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(laughing)

50
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Listen, save your marshmallow
bullets, Cupid.

51
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TREY: Right.

52
00:02:01,621 --> 00:02:04,357
You're not exactly
Keisha's type, bro.

53
00:02:04,424 --> 00:02:06,693
Yeah, man, she likes rappers.
You know, thugs.

54
00:02:06,759 --> 00:02:09,195
Dudes with tattoos
and swag.

55
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You know, basically
everything opposite of you.

56
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Yeah.

57
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Trust me,
I'll get my chance.

58
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And when I do,
I'll be ready.

59
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(chuckles):
Okay.

60
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Bye, Uncle Que.

61
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Thanks, Marty.

62
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(giggling)

63
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(clears throat)
Top of the morning to ya!

64
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Oh.

65
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(laughter)

66
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Well, this has gone too far.

67
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So, Gemma, what's got
your husband's tight khakis

68
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in a bunch?

69
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We just found Victor
napping in our car.

70
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What?

71
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Yeah, he says
the pine smell helps

72
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with his allergies.

73
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Aw... Calvin, honey.

74
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I think it's time for you
to talk to Victor again.

75
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No, babe.

76
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I've been down that road
with him too many times.

77
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It's a dead end.

78
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Calvin,
you watched Victor grow up.

79
00:03:06,419 --> 00:03:07,954
He was like a nephew to you.

80
00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:10,390
Wow, I didn't know you
and Victor were that close.

81
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Oh, are you kidding me?

82
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Calvin loved Victor so much,

83
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that when Victor wanted
to become a barber,

84
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Calvin let him practice
on his hair.

85
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And it was that love
that saved his behind

86
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when he pressed and curled
my hair like Al Sharpton.

87
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Wait, so you guys knew Victor
before he started using?

88
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Yeah.

89
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He got hooked after he was
deployed to Afghanistan.

90
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Oh, what a shame.

91
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He risked his life
for our country,

92
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and then he ended up
on the streets.

93
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You know, the VA has a rehab
program to help veterans.

94
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I could probably get him
some help.

95
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Yeah, you know what,
look, I can handle Victor.

96
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Calvin, you've
done enough.

97
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I once helped
my college roommate kick NoDoz.

98
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Calvin, please go save my man.

99
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Okay, Dave.

100
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Now listen,
in order to help Victor,

101
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first we got to catch him.

102
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Mm-hmm.

103
00:04:01,808 --> 00:04:03,576
And when he's using,
he gets super skittish

104
00:04:03,643 --> 00:04:05,545
when he feels threatened,
so...

105
00:04:05,612 --> 00:04:08,815
we got to treat him
like a wild bear in a mosh pit.

106
00:04:08,881 --> 00:04:10,583
Calvin, I got this.

107
00:04:10,650 --> 00:04:13,519
People don't call me
Speedy Johnson for nothing.

108
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Nobody calls you Speedy Johnson.

109
00:04:15,655 --> 00:04:19,258
Everybody calls me
Speedy Johnson.

110
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Oh, my...

111
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Okay, here comes Victor.

112
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Remember what I said.
Don't move.

113
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Hey, Victor.

114
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Uh...

115
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can I talk to you
for a second?

116
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Go! Go, go, Speedy!

117
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Victor, get back here!

118
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No, Victor, no.

119
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Victor!

120
00:05:01,901 --> 00:05:03,770
Yeah, I wouldn't do that
if I were you.

121
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I got him.

122
00:05:06,939 --> 00:05:08,307
(Dave groans)

123
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Nice haircut, man.

124
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Thanks.

125
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What just happened?

126
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Crack, Dave. Crack happened.

127
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All right,
come on.

128
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Mmm, you know what
this cupcake needs?

129
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A paying customer?

130
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Sorry.

131
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I'm just always hungry
all the time.

132
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I'm eating for two.

133
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Yeah, well, right now
you're eating for free.

134
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Oh, I'm so happy
you're both here.

135
00:05:45,545 --> 00:05:46,779
I'm looking for
some fashion advice

136
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from some cool, hip women.

137
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Oh, thank you, baby.

138
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OH, that's so sweet.

139
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Yeah,
but since I couldn't find any,

140
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I thought I'd come
to you two.

141
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Talk fast, boy.

142
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Okay, okay. Uh...

143
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It's time for me to go
in a new direction,

144
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clothes-wise.

145
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I love any kind of makeover.

146
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Makeup, clothes, bathrooms.

147
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I live for a reveal.

148
00:06:05,798 --> 00:06:07,433
Okay, well,

149
00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:08,935
are you up-to-date on
the latest street fashion?

150
00:06:09,001 --> 00:06:11,804
I'm gonna have to do
some light Instagram stalking,

151
00:06:11,871 --> 00:06:14,974
but I am sure
I can figure it out.

152
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Okay.

153
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Well, since I've got
these cupcake orders to fill,

154
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I'm gonna leave my baby
in your hands.

155
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(gasps)

156
00:06:19,746 --> 00:06:21,914
Oh, hell nah!

157
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First, you eat up
all my cupcakes,

158
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and then you turn my son
into one of the Migos.

159
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BOTH:
Nailed it!

160
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(chuckles)

161
00:06:36,028 --> 00:06:37,997
(whooping)

162
00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:40,466
(laughs)

163
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Gemma got your boy nice.
No cap, Tina.

164
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You call me Tina again,
I'm-a cap that ass.

165
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I'm sorry, Mama.

166
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Yeah.

167
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Since we can't outrun him,
we got to outthink him.

168
00:06:54,714 --> 00:06:56,516
All right?
Give me your sunglasses,

169
00:06:56,582 --> 00:06:57,850
your phone and your wallet.

170
00:06:58,818 --> 00:07:00,119
(quietly):
Okay, come on.

171
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All right.

172
00:07:11,964 --> 00:07:12,965
There.

173
00:07:13,032 --> 00:07:15,001
The crackhead trap is set.

174
00:07:16,736 --> 00:07:18,070
Okay, here he comes,
here he comes.

175
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Hide, hide.

176
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Gotcha.

177
00:07:35,721 --> 00:07:37,156
All right,
let me out of here, man.

178
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All right,
look, Victor,

179
00:07:38,591 --> 00:07:39,892
all we want to do
is talk, man.

180
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Okay, come on, Victor.

181
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I can always get another lamp.

182
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No, no, no! No!

183
00:07:49,235 --> 00:07:50,903
Not my Ed Sheeran
autographed ukulele.

184
00:07:51,938 --> 00:07:53,573
Victor, listen to me, man.

185
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You better get off that table.

186
00:07:54,707 --> 00:07:55,608
You can't tell me what to do!

187
00:07:55,675 --> 00:07:56,676
I'm a grown man!

188
00:07:56,742 --> 00:07:58,177
What's going on?

189
00:07:58,244 --> 00:08:00,179
Why is Victor on my table?

190
00:08:00,246 --> 00:08:03,049
Boy, if you don't get down...

191
00:08:03,115 --> 00:08:06,152
I'm gonna give you everything
your butt signed up for.

192
00:08:06,219 --> 00:08:07,887
Yes, ma'am.

193
00:08:09,755 --> 00:08:12,658
I'm talking about everything
your butt signed up for.

194
00:08:18,831 --> 00:08:20,032
Man, when are they
gonna get here?

195
00:08:20,099 --> 00:08:21,868
I'm ready to get
this intervention on.

196
00:08:21,934 --> 00:08:24,837
Trey, why are you so excited
about Victor's intervention?

197
00:08:24,904 --> 00:08:27,139
Because for the first time,
I'm on the other side, player.

198
00:08:27,206 --> 00:08:28,908
(chuckling):
Oh, yerp.

199
00:08:28,975 --> 00:08:30,943
What up, yo?

200
00:08:31,010 --> 00:08:33,112
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Sorry, man.

201
00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:34,680
The barbershop is closed.

202
00:08:34,747 --> 00:08:37,183
Malcolm, it's me, Marty.

203
00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:39,719
I know it's you, Marty.

204
00:08:39,785 --> 00:08:41,053
I'm pretending I don't know you.

205
00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:42,221
Man, go home and change!

206
00:08:42,288 --> 00:08:44,657
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Don't hate, man.

207
00:08:44,724 --> 00:08:48,127
I have the look of the Migos
with the attitude of Ice Cube.

208
00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:51,097
You look like a wide receiver
on draft day.

209
00:08:52,632 --> 00:08:53,799
What is this all about, Marty?

210
00:08:53,866 --> 00:08:55,234
Hey, man, just...

211
00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:57,870
(chuckles) Never mind.

212
00:08:59,105 --> 00:09:00,139
Marty?

213
00:09:01,140 --> 00:09:03,709
(scoffs)
Is that you?

214
00:09:03,776 --> 00:09:05,044
Yeah, fo sho, baby.

215
00:09:05,111 --> 00:09:06,712
(chuckles) Fo sho.

216
00:09:06,779 --> 00:09:08,648
But the streets call me Big Mar.

217
00:09:08,714 --> 00:09:09,982
(chuckles)

218
00:09:10,049 --> 00:09:12,084
This is a way different look

219
00:09:12,151 --> 00:09:13,886
than what you were sporting
earlier.

220
00:09:13,953 --> 00:09:16,188
Uh, yeah,
that-that's because

221
00:09:16,255 --> 00:09:17,757
you caught me
in my court outfit.

222
00:09:17,823 --> 00:09:19,091
You see...

223
00:09:19,158 --> 00:09:20,092
(Jamaican accent):
a bad man got caught

224
00:09:20,159 --> 00:09:22,061
for doing bad men things.

225
00:09:22,128 --> 00:09:23,796
(laughing)

226
00:09:23,863 --> 00:09:26,832
It's like watching Al Roker
try to Crip Walk.

227
00:09:26,899 --> 00:09:28,734
Yeah, you need to get
with a real G like me,

228
00:09:28,801 --> 00:09:30,636
because I move in silence.

229
00:09:30,703 --> 00:09:33,639
Like the "G"
in "lasagna."

230
00:09:33,706 --> 00:09:37,310
So, can a bad man
walk a girl home?

231
00:09:37,376 --> 00:09:39,845
(chuckles):
Fo sho.

232
00:09:39,912 --> 00:09:42,949
Like the song says,
"Today was a good day."

233
00:09:43,015 --> 00:09:45,051
♪ ♪

234
00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:49,055
Where is it?

235
00:09:49,121 --> 00:09:50,990
Well, Victor, I lied to you.

236
00:09:51,057 --> 00:09:53,125
There is no cotton candy.

237
00:09:53,192 --> 00:09:54,193
I knew it.

238
00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:55,962
Okay, come on, man.

239
00:09:56,028 --> 00:09:58,631
Look, I had to get you
to your intervention somehow.

240
00:09:58,698 --> 00:10:01,834
Victor, we know what
you've been through.

241
00:10:01,901 --> 00:10:05,972
This is a chance for you to
tell all of us how you feel.

242
00:10:06,038 --> 00:10:08,808
You don't care how I feel.

243
00:10:08,874 --> 00:10:10,943
When y'all look at me,
all you see is Crackhead Victor.

244
00:10:11,010 --> 00:10:12,945
You know what,
that's it, guys.

245
00:10:13,012 --> 00:10:15,881
First, we got to stop
calling him Crackhead Victor.

246
00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:17,917
All right?
Addiction is an illness.

247
00:10:17,984 --> 00:10:19,685
It's not who he is.

248
00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:22,955
Look, Vic.

249
00:10:23,022 --> 00:10:25,024
I know you feel like
no one understands you.

250
00:10:25,091 --> 00:10:28,427
That's exactly how I felt
when I came home from Iraq.

251
00:10:28,494 --> 00:10:30,863
Hold up,
you're a veteran, too?

252
00:10:30,930 --> 00:10:32,198
Yeah.

253
00:10:32,264 --> 00:10:34,266
So I know firsthand
how hard it can be

254
00:10:34,333 --> 00:10:35,901
to adjust to civilian life.

255
00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:38,037
Look, PTSD, it affects
all of us differently,

256
00:10:38,104 --> 00:10:40,940
but you got to know,
you're not alone.

257
00:10:41,007 --> 00:10:43,275
Nobody asked anyone
to worry about me.

258
00:10:43,342 --> 00:10:46,345
Yet here we all are.

259
00:10:48,014 --> 00:10:49,749
Dave, tell him the plan.

260
00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:51,717
All right, well,
look, it wasn't easy.

261
00:10:51,784 --> 00:10:54,420
I made a ton of calls,
and all the rehab beds

262
00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:56,789
were taken in the neighboring
VA hospitals.

263
00:10:56,856 --> 00:10:59,692
But I was able
to find you a bed

264
00:10:59,759 --> 00:11:01,861
an hour away
in Loma Linda,

265
00:11:01,927 --> 00:11:04,263
if... if you're ready.

266
00:11:05,931 --> 00:11:08,200
Look, man, we've all been
working really hard

267
00:11:08,267 --> 00:11:10,136
to get you back
to the old Victor.

268
00:11:12,438 --> 00:11:14,840
Newsflash, Calvin.

269
00:11:14,907 --> 00:11:17,009
The old Victor's gone.

270
00:11:17,076 --> 00:11:19,078
I left him
back in Afghanistan.

271
00:11:19,145 --> 00:11:22,081
I came back to nothing
but pain.

272
00:11:22,148 --> 00:11:23,749
My parents died.

273
00:11:23,816 --> 00:11:25,985
I lost my friends.

274
00:11:26,052 --> 00:11:28,421
I lost myself.

275
00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:31,791
The only thing that can help me
with that pain:

276
00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:33,225
drugs.

277
00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:36,996
Hey, Victor, look,
all my pops is trying to say...

278
00:11:37,063 --> 00:11:38,864
I know what he's trying to say.

279
00:11:38,931 --> 00:11:41,100
But I ain't trying to hear it
right now.

280
00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:43,169
Victor, I swear, if you
walk out that door,

281
00:11:43,235 --> 00:11:44,470
I'm done with you.

282
00:11:48,407 --> 00:11:50,476
Victor.

283
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,311
Come on.

284
00:11:59,251 --> 00:12:01,287
(gunfire on TV)

285
00:12:03,289 --> 00:12:05,524
Ooh...

286
00:12:05,591 --> 00:12:07,460
That movie went hard, right?

287
00:12:07,526 --> 00:12:09,462
(chuckles forcefully)
Yeah. Yeah.

288
00:12:09,528 --> 00:12:11,130
You know, I give it
two guns up.

289
00:12:11,197 --> 00:12:13,165
Pow, pow. (laughs)

290
00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:17,470
You know,
when we were younger,

291
00:12:17,536 --> 00:12:19,438
I always thought you were cute.

292
00:12:19,505 --> 00:12:22,842
Just a little too nice and soft,
if you know what I mean.

293
00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:24,844
Oh, yeah. I hear you.
I hear you.

294
00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:28,247
But, you know, maybe
sometimes being nice and soft

295
00:12:28,314 --> 00:12:29,982
isn't so bad.

296
00:12:30,049 --> 00:12:31,517
Maybe.

297
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,853
But I like roughnecks
like you.

298
00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:35,421
(chuckles):
Oh... Yeah, yeah.

299
00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:37,756
(giggling):
That tickles.

300
00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:41,227
Tell me, Big Mar.

301
00:12:41,293 --> 00:12:44,296
What's the baddest thing
you've ever done?

302
00:12:44,363 --> 00:12:46,465
Oh, uh...

303
00:12:46,532 --> 00:12:48,534
(chuckles, scoffs)

304
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,035
Hmm...

305
00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:52,104
I mean...

306
00:12:52,171 --> 00:12:54,373
One time,

307
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:57,243
I took spare change and threw it
in a sacred well.

308
00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:01,013
Oh. "Spare Change" is
a rapper's name, right?

309
00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:02,982
Yes. Yeah, yeah.

310
00:13:03,048 --> 00:13:05,117
Uh, yeah, yeah, let me
straighten it out for you, baby.

311
00:13:05,184 --> 00:13:07,853
Okay. So, Lil Spare Change was
a wannabe rapper.

312
00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:11,056
I took him and DJ Dollar Bill
and threw them in that well.

313
00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:13,526
(chuckles) You feel me?

314
00:13:13,592 --> 00:13:16,362
I feel you, Big Mar.

315
00:13:13,592 --> 00:13:16,362
Ooh.

316
00:13:16,428 --> 00:13:18,531
I feel you.

317
00:13:18,597 --> 00:13:20,266
(chuckles)

318
00:13:20,332 --> 00:13:21,467
Errbody do, baby.

319
00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:22,468
(chuckles)

320
00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:24,336
Errbody.

321
00:13:27,339 --> 00:13:29,608
Hey, hey,
what you ladies up to?

322
00:13:29,675 --> 00:13:33,145
Oh, just looking through old
photos of the neighborhood.

323
00:13:33,212 --> 00:13:36,615
You know, people,
places, Victor.

324
00:13:36,682 --> 00:13:38,417
Oh, no.

325
00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:40,419
Look, I've done
everything I can.

326
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,888
Even Dave tried.
You-you were there.

327
00:13:42,955 --> 00:13:44,924
He almost lost his baby guitar.

328
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:48,394
I hear what you're saying,
but, aw...

329
00:13:48,460 --> 00:13:51,530
look at this old picture
of Victor and Calvin.

330
00:13:51,597 --> 00:13:54,533
Aw, Victor looks
so good there.

331
00:13:51,597 --> 00:13:54,533
(laughs)

332
00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:55,935
Ah.

333
00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:55,935
Aw.

334
00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:57,303
You remember that day?

335
00:13:57,369 --> 00:13:58,871
(scoffs)

336
00:13:58,938 --> 00:14:01,006
Yeah. Of course.

337
00:14:01,073 --> 00:14:02,408
This was Victor's senior prom.

338
00:14:02,474 --> 00:14:04,176
He didn't have money
for a limo,

339
00:14:04,243 --> 00:14:08,347
so I rented a tux and
chauffeured him and his date.

340
00:14:08,414 --> 00:14:10,082
That's so sweet of you.

341
00:14:10,149 --> 00:14:12,318
Yeah. After that,
Victor signed up for the Army.

342
00:14:13,285 --> 00:14:14,620
You were so proud of him.

343
00:14:15,621 --> 00:14:17,156
Yeah.

344
00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:18,357
I was.

345
00:14:18,424 --> 00:14:20,092
(car alarm blaring)

346
00:14:20,159 --> 00:14:21,627
Ooh,
let me get my bat.

347
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,195
Oh, it's just Victor.

348
00:14:23,262 --> 00:14:26,232
Oh, well, shouldn't
you turn your alarm off?

349
00:14:26,298 --> 00:14:27,566
No, he's got the code.

350
00:14:27,633 --> 00:14:29,335
He'll leave once
his sinuses clear up.

351
00:14:30,336 --> 00:14:31,971
(car alarm stops)

352
00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:33,505
Okay, I, um...

353
00:14:33,572 --> 00:14:35,174
I need you to do me
a favor, baby.

354
00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:36,408
I need you to take these
to Victor.

355
00:14:36,475 --> 00:14:38,344
Oh, no. Come on, Tina.

356
00:14:38,410 --> 00:14:40,045
No, no.

357
00:14:40,112 --> 00:14:41,614
I've done all I could do
for this guy.

358
00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:43,515
I'm not going back out there.
Forget about it.

359
00:14:43,582 --> 00:14:45,217
Come on, baby. If you do it,

360
00:14:45,284 --> 00:14:47,486
I'll act like it's your birthday
tonight.

361
00:14:52,491 --> 00:14:54,660
O-Okay.

362
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:57,496
But I still get
my real birthday, too, right?

363
00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:59,665
Oh, most definitely.

364
00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:03,502
Victor.

365
00:15:04,670 --> 00:15:06,205
Come on, man. Open up.

366
00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:08,107
(sniffs)
Mmm.

367
00:15:08,173 --> 00:15:10,409
Pine. That does smell nice.

368
00:15:11,377 --> 00:15:14,346
Look, Tina wanted me
to give you this.

369
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:15,681
I'm out.

370
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:18,017
Hey, hey, wait, wait, wait.

371
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:19,685
What's-what's this?

372
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,987
I don't know.
Tina must've put it in your bag.

373
00:15:22,054 --> 00:15:24,590
Yeah, I remember this.

374
00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:26,091
My dad's lawn mower
had broken down,

375
00:15:26,158 --> 00:15:27,426
and instead of taking it
to the repair shop,

376
00:15:27,493 --> 00:15:28,694
you taught me how to fix it.

377
00:15:29,695 --> 00:15:32,364
Oh, yeah. Yeah.

378
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:34,566
And you used that lawn mower
to start cutting grass

379
00:15:34,633 --> 00:15:36,468
in the neighborhood
and make yourself some money.

380
00:15:36,535 --> 00:15:38,437
Bought your first
pair of Jordans.

381
00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:40,039
Sure did.

382
00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:42,007
Only for them to be stolen
by a crackhead.

383
00:15:42,074 --> 00:15:44,043
The irony.

384
00:15:42,074 --> 00:15:44,043
Hmm.

385
00:15:45,244 --> 00:15:46,645
Yeah.

386
00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:52,518
I didn't ask to be this way,
Calvin.

387
00:15:52,584 --> 00:15:55,087
Not everyone wins at life.

388
00:15:55,154 --> 00:15:57,523
Look, Victor.

389
00:15:57,589 --> 00:16:00,459
Everybody has
a story to tell, man.

390
00:16:00,526 --> 00:16:03,162
And luckily for me,
I've been a part of yours.

391
00:16:03,228 --> 00:16:05,631
I remember when you were
that scrawny little kid

392
00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:07,566
who just moved
into this neighborhood.

393
00:16:08,567 --> 00:16:10,436
I remember taking you
to get ice cream

394
00:16:10,502 --> 00:16:13,105
when you got straight A's
in middle school.

395
00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:15,374
Or hiding you from your mama
when you threw that boomerang

396
00:16:15,441 --> 00:16:17,443
through her picture window.

397
00:16:15,441 --> 00:16:17,443
(laughs)

398
00:16:17,509 --> 00:16:20,012
Tore my butt up twice
when she found me, too.

399
00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:22,147
(both chuckle)

400
00:16:24,216 --> 00:16:26,151
I miss you, Mama.

401
00:16:29,288 --> 00:16:31,523
Look, man.

402
00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:34,393
I don't care about
all the stuff you've done.

403
00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:36,495
All right, I know you.

404
00:16:36,562 --> 00:16:38,530
The real you.

405
00:16:38,597 --> 00:16:40,132
And, uh...

406
00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:43,369
Well, I love you too much

407
00:16:43,435 --> 00:16:45,804
for this to be
how your story ends.

408
00:16:45,871 --> 00:16:47,606
But...

409
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,041
that's not up to me.

410
00:16:50,576 --> 00:16:53,045
It's your story.

411
00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:59,485
Tonight was on point,
Big Mar.

412
00:16:59,551 --> 00:17:01,053
Oh, yeah, you know,

413
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,421
the best part of the night
for me was...

414
00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:05,691
That part.

415
00:17:07,126 --> 00:17:09,294
Mmm, cherry.

416
00:17:07,126 --> 00:17:09,294
(chuckles)

417
00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:11,163
Good night, Big Mar.

418
00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:14,099
Uh, yeah, good, uh,
good night, Kiki.

419
00:17:16,268 --> 00:17:17,770
(exhales sharply)

420
00:17:17,836 --> 00:17:20,072
(whooping)

421
00:17:23,342 --> 00:17:25,711
(chuckling)

422
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:28,547
So, how was your date,
Nice Cube?

423
00:17:30,682 --> 00:17:32,384
Man, it was exhausting.

424
00:17:32,451 --> 00:17:36,455
I had no idea
it was so hard being so hard.

425
00:17:38,457 --> 00:17:40,526
All right,
check this, little bro.

426
00:17:40,592 --> 00:17:42,394
I know that Keisha has been

427
00:17:42,461 --> 00:17:44,763
your most wanted
since we were kids...

428
00:17:42,461 --> 00:17:44,763
Yeah.

429
00:17:44,830 --> 00:17:46,432
But, Marty,
you don't want a woman

430
00:17:46,498 --> 00:17:47,800
who doesn't dig you for you.

431
00:17:47,866 --> 00:17:50,536
(groans) You're right.

432
00:17:50,602 --> 00:17:53,539
And-and I-I plan on
coming clean to Keisha,

433
00:17:53,605 --> 00:17:55,741
once we're married and have
our twins, Luke and Leia.

434
00:17:56,708 --> 00:17:59,211
Look, man,
you are my little brother,

435
00:17:59,278 --> 00:18:01,613
and I don't just love you,
I like you.

436
00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:04,383
And I would hope that
any woman you end up with

437
00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:06,685
would love you
and like you, too.

438
00:18:07,686 --> 00:18:09,388
(sighs) All right, man.

439
00:18:09,455 --> 00:18:11,190
(grunts)

440
00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:12,558
God,

441
00:18:12,624 --> 00:18:15,561
if Keisha is for me,
give me a sign.

442
00:18:15,627 --> 00:18:17,129
(knocking)

443
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,333
(chuckles)

444
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:22,668
The Lord has spoken.

445
00:18:24,403 --> 00:18:26,338
Hey, I just got invited
to a release party,

446
00:18:26,405 --> 00:18:28,874
and there's only one bad boy
I want by my side.

447
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:31,376
Oh, hell yeah, girl,
I love album release parties.

448
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:33,479
(chuckles)

449
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:33,479
You're so funny.

450
00:18:33,545 --> 00:18:35,147
It's not an album release party.

451
00:18:35,214 --> 00:18:36,482
This is a prison release party.

452
00:18:36,548 --> 00:18:37,783
What?

453
00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,485
Lil Murder Junior just got out.

454
00:18:39,551 --> 00:18:41,620
But his name is
Lil Murder Junior!

455
00:18:41,687 --> 00:18:43,422
Technicality.

456
00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:45,724
It's okay if I go freshen up?

457
00:18:46,925 --> 00:18:48,293
What?

458
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:50,395
(singsongy):
Technicality.

459
00:18:54,833 --> 00:18:57,336
Morning, Calvin.

460
00:18:58,303 --> 00:18:59,838
You want some help getting him
off your porch?

461
00:18:59,905 --> 00:19:03,375
Nah.
Just let him sleep it off.

462
00:19:05,377 --> 00:19:07,646
Okay, I'm ready.

463
00:19:07,713 --> 00:19:09,214
Ready for what?

464
00:19:09,281 --> 00:19:10,415
I'm ready to get help.

465
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:13,385
Uh...

466
00:19:13,452 --> 00:19:14,953
Did I hear what I thought
I just heard?

467
00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:16,655
Yeah, Dave.

468
00:19:16,722 --> 00:19:19,291
My man Victor here said
he's ready to get help.

469
00:19:19,358 --> 00:19:22,194
Our man is ready to get help.

470
00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:24,463
BOTH:
Our man is ready to get help!

471
00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:24,463
Guys!

472
00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:25,797
This ain't helping.

473
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:28,867
Hold on.
Let me grab my keys.

474
00:19:28,934 --> 00:19:30,836
Be right back.

475
00:19:28,934 --> 00:19:30,836
All right, well, come on.
Hurry up.

476
00:19:32,971 --> 00:19:34,740
Hey, hey, hey. Ain't you gonna
get dressed first?

477
00:19:34,806 --> 00:19:36,708
You can't waste time
when a man is ready.

478
00:19:36,775 --> 00:19:39,711
Victor, you are in good hands
with me and Calvin.

479
00:19:39,778 --> 00:19:40,879
We got you.

480
00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:43,282
(engine starts)

481
00:19:44,783 --> 00:19:46,485
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

482
00:19:46,552 --> 00:19:48,620
Yeah, all right.
Well, back it up.

483
00:19:53,258 --> 00:19:55,661
Okay, now we got you.

484
00:19:56,995 --> 00:19:58,463
It's true. And then,

485
00:19:58,530 --> 00:19:59,965
at the party,
guns start going off,

486
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,234
so I hit the ground,
and Keisha says,

487
00:20:02,301 --> 00:20:03,702
"Real men don't duck."

488
00:20:03,769 --> 00:20:05,938
(laughter)

489
00:20:06,004 --> 00:20:07,773
Well, sounds like
it's bye-bye, thug life,

490
00:20:07,839 --> 00:20:09,841
and hello,
Star Trek marathon.

491
00:20:09,908 --> 00:20:12,010
(chuckles):
Man, hey, that's right, baby.

492
00:20:12,077 --> 00:20:14,913
The geek is back.

493
00:20:12,077 --> 00:20:14,913
(chuckling)

494
00:20:14,980 --> 00:20:16,915
Well, we knew that when
you walked in in that sweater.

495
00:20:16,982 --> 00:20:18,216
(laughter)

496
00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:24,289
Hon, you don't have
to jump a car.

497
00:20:24,356 --> 00:20:25,557
No man living off of crack
and Now and Laters

498
00:20:25,624 --> 00:20:27,359
is gonna outdo me.

499
00:20:27,426 --> 00:20:28,760
You know what, she's right,
man.
Yeah.

500
00:20:28,827 --> 00:20:30,529
Don't do it.

501
00:20:28,827 --> 00:20:30,529
Eh?

502
00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:31,663
Until I get my camera ready.

503
00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:32,664
Baby!

504
00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:32,664
Calvin!

505
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:33,865
No, this is
gonna be good.

506
00:20:33,932 --> 00:20:35,367
Oh, my gosh.

507
00:20:33,932 --> 00:20:35,367
(groans)

508
00:20:33,932 --> 00:20:35,367
All right.

509
00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:37,336
Okay.

510
00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:37,336
Go! Yeah. Yeah.

511
00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:37,336
Oh, baby.

512
00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:38,704
Yeah. WorldStar!

513
00:20:39,504 --> 00:20:40,806
(groans)

514
00:20:44,476 --> 00:20:47,312
Aw, man.

515
00:20:47,379 --> 00:20:49,281
I didn't press record.

516
00:20:49,348 --> 00:20:50,549
You gonna have to do it again.

517
00:21:00,692 --> 00:21:03,695
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